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Give it a try after this episode@progressive.com Progressive Casualty Insurance Company and affiliates not available in all states or situations. Prices vary based on how you buy. I think my wife is running around on me with that cook from the taco hell on the throne about a week and a half. She's got a weird taco smell. Every time she goes over there I find a jalapeno in her underwear. I think they're trying to poison me with that burrito number three. I think my wife is running around on me with that boy at the Burger Moo. He spoils her rotten. Everything I've gotten over there's been rotten too. If he wants to give give me mad cow disease, I wish he'd make mine with tomatoes and cheese. If I'm gonna die today, at least murder me all the way. I think my wife is running around on me with that jerk from the chicken champ. She gets a bucket of food, Picks it up in the nude like a loose chicken tramp he's the foul fella that I despise Spreading salmonella through his breast and thighs they're trying to make and she's looking for a bigger drumstick. My wife is running around on me with that boy at the pizza place he knocks on the door with his pants around his ankles and a big smile on his face. I think I'm gonna have to call his boss and say, what are y' all putting in this new sauce? I've had pizza a thousand ways. Here we go, Christy. But never with. Never with mayonnai. I think my wife is running around on me with the whole damn world. If you missed something yesterday, maybe you'll hear it now. This is Bob and Tom. Extra. Jess Hooker's here. Hi. What's going on? You gotta, you gotta stay. Bitch, you gotta scratch. You have your, my, My suntan bed goggles. Oh, my God. I meant to, I meant to mention that to Tom and I didn't know. Attached to his keys. Attached to his keys. Yeah. Well, don't like a girl in the 90s. That's right. You're going to a suntan bed. Well, every now and then. Looks fantastic. It'll get a little color vitamin. Do they give you the leotril for your cancer when you go to one of those? In moderation. Not anything in moderation we're making fun of. Yeah, the fact he's carrying that. Well, they do charge you if you go. I know. I go, oh, no, it's like five bucks. You go to it. They charge you for the dog. Oh, sure. They don't put it on my keychain. Oh, you go to. I've seen that place. A melanomas. I wanted. That's a great place. I wanted to mention this for like a week. And I keep forgetting because I knew he would go into orbit. Right, right, right. I was using the self tanner, which I, I also like, but I didn't know which you would. There's none available left. Trump's got it all fine. More objectionable. Well, I, I, I'd like to think I do it a little less noticeable than that. Yeah. Use a different product. I don't know. Would you ever think of. No, you can't. You, you're very. No, I can't get near the sun. See I'm. But you could use a self tanner. I would never do that. I'm Oliver. You have a nice complexion. Thank you. Yeah, you have a very normal. Yeah. White complexion. White. Yes. I think that was a compliment. Yes. I think the word normality in white somewhat problematic. Whatever your thing is, it's okay with me. I have a question for you, Ms. Hooker. Yes, I was mocked recently. No. Godwin is standing in the hallway and he's. I look down, I say, oh, you've got some loafers on. What do you. What do you call. What do you call this? They're slip ons. Who calls them loafers anymore? No, they're van slip on vans. Loafers are. Is the term loafers not used anymore? If you have a penny in them, Yes. I think they're. I think that it's used for leather loafers. Leather slip ons. Leather ones you call. So you just call those slip ons? Young man's shoes, my friend. I know they're young man's shoes. They make me feel young. That's why I wear. I got them too, Pat. It's a young man's world. Look at that. But you have the tie on vans, not the slip on. We don't have the time enough to sell. You use loaf slacks. Davenport. What else do you say? Chiffonaire. Chiffonaire. I remember in high school wanting penny loafers. Oh, we had them. Yeah. And going to the store and they're like, here's the brand. And it was nun bush. Oh, yeah. And I laughed for hours. Yeah. I'm like, there's no way they named a shoe that. Yeah. Nun bush. How do you. How do they spell? They're good shoes. N U n is N U, N, N. Oh, and that brand. Priest pews. 3n. Yeah. That was a cheaper. Especially since you were a catholic boy. I couldn't look my teacher in the eye for a week. Priest pubes. The bas regions are back. They're big right now. That's the new trendy shoe. What is that? It was the east something. That was the brand that we had. Eastland. Eastland, yeah. What is a bass region? Bass region is the penny loafer you're familiar with. They've been around for what? I'm familiar with their top ciders. The bass shoes. Be real. No, seriously. You probably have Chad and Tyler and Muffy. You would all sit around in your bass regions judging us. Talk about you're going to be glad. I just uncovered one of my suitcases from the move. I found some of my Old shoes. I'll be. Is that right? Bringing those back. That's exciting. We are like, which ones? We got kind of tired of the ski boots. I like the kinky boots. Yeah. I like the red shoelaces. They grew on me. Yeah. Yeah. I bought another pair of them, so. Okay. Oh, did they come? Same exact brand? Yeah. Are these the ones? Wait, wait, wait. Knockoff. No, no, they're the same. Oh, okay. Did they come? Yes, they did. And are they real? Yes. The other. I bought three pair. Two of them came. One of them was a. Was a fake and I had to get a new credit card. Okay. Oh, I'm totally serious. You know, I have luck down. I know. And I, you know, me and shoes. So I, I do that like search and hunt and find. And I have not had to. You haven't been scammed? Credit card compromised. And I've gotten what I think a real. I got scammed real items. I bought another pair of them and then they never. If I find a pair I like though, I'll get. I'll get a second pair. Absolutely. Yeah. They don't make them anymore, so I wanted to buy a second pair. Tom, It's. I. They don't make them no more. They don't make them no more. Make them no more. So you don't call them gym shoe loafers. Gym shoe loafers? That's what you would wear in gym class. No, no, no, but I'm, I, I've always called athletic shoes. Gym shoes. Gym shoes or sneakers or tennis shoes. Yeah, but not sneakers. But the current parlance sneakers is correct. Sneakers. Yeah, but those are slip ons. Yeah. And then they're very cool young person shoes. There are sneakers and then there are sneaker boots. What? They're sneaker. Like they're three quarter, Three quarter height sneaker boots. And they. Those can be any color. Like it could be leather. Okay, this is getting way too cold. This is the Tommy Bahama shirt. And I have Tommy G jeans. The van website calls them slip on. Okay. Are socks yellow? Yeah, I made a mistake with the socks. It was dark. Yeah, it was dark this morning. Did you get married? Did you get married? Did you get. Did you stay at her house last night? Is that what happened? No, no, no, no, no. During the week is strictly my house. I gotta go to bed a certain time, do this job well. Did you say? Well, okay, go ahead. Go ahead. Got a song? Sure, I got a song. You got a story? Actually, actually, I want to do this. I want to do this next year. I just All I saw was the headline and the story really kind of goes nowhere. But I love this, this story, this word so much. Go ahead, Christy. Zebra donkey hybrid disrupts traffic in Jackson County. Zebra. Donkey hybrid. Yep. Donkey. Zebra. You know what they call that? What? A Zonkey. Right. Zadonk. I thought it was called a dazonka. Zonk. It's called a Zadon. No, see, wait a minute. That's a donkey with a big ass. Wait a minute now you got to slow down here because there is a. There are. There are two different ones. That one is a Z Donk and the other is a Zonkey. You're correct. I could have sworn it was donkey. No, but that's, it's. It's different if she'll explain the story. Parentage. Okay. Yes. A Michigan residents home security camera captured footage of the unusual escaped animal on the loose. A Z Donk. Or is a Donk a hybrid of a zebra and a donkey? It's got to be Z Donk. Z Donk. Zebra, donkey, Zonkey is the way to go, man. Blackman like a slur. Someone yelled at Tom before. Hey, look at that. Entitled Zonky. Get the hell out. Well, then it would be Zionki, wouldn't it? Zionki, yeah, but zebra Zionki. If it's Z Donk, never mind. How about a Zabanki? This animal was appearing, apparently blocking traffic. Police arrive to find the Zedonk or Zidonk, a hybrid with a donkey father and a zebra mother. Okay, not to be confused with a Zonkey, which is a zebra father and a donkey mother. Oh, got it. All this inter. Isn't that great? Intersexual. A Z Donk. It should be up to the states. The Z Donk run loose in Michigan and was escaped from a farm. And let me tell you something. These donkeys can use the bathroom whenever they want. Doesn't Z Donk sound like the nickname of some guy in the frat? Hey, Z Donk springing the beer. Yeah. Z Donk was corralled, not injured, during its time on the loose. Not too far from Jackson, Michigan. There it is. He had to get that in. Dang. What is with you? Nothing to do with the story. We're right along. You throw out the anchor of Michigan now. Now, a bazonked Donk is a really nice ass and a zebra put together. You see? There you go. You got to be. Got the big ass. I don't. I don't see you commenting on anyone's ass. Never. Okay? Never. Never. You like a Nice ass. When you combine. When you combine a monkey, he likes an ass like a cat house. You combine a monkey, monkey with a zebra, you get a Z, A Z, monk. A monkey and a zebra can't make. Yeah, they can. They're like little referees. I don't think we can say that. I'm certainly can't say short person. Can't say midget. What about midget racing? Well, that's referring to the car, not. Not the people driving it. Open wheel race car. If you combine a monkey and a zebra, you don't still. There's no people involved. Who's gonna mark. Who's offended by that? I don't know, but somehow you can make it offensive. Yes. I don't know. Calm down. I think we have pictures of Zonky there. He is adorable. Look how cute he is. He's got little zebra legs on him, huge head. Look at that. That is the cutest little critter. I guess that's a little girl zonky, huh? Oh, no. Hang down. You can't see us now. Is that Jason? Is that a Z Donk or a Zonky? That's a Zonky. Okay. What's a Z Donk look like? Do we have a picture? I couldn't. I tried. That's a good question. And I could not find one. I looked, you know, Z Donk girl, females. Zonkeys have what? This is a giant. Don't go down vulgar road with this. Okay, let's go literary. And if you combine a donkey and a coyote, oh, boy. You get a donkey. Donkey. Don Quixote. There's a picture of one next to a windmill. Anybody read any books? Looks. Maybe the Cliff Notes. What about a conkey? A conky. What would that be? What? What did you. I thought you said something with a C. Coyote. A coyote. And a donkey would be a Don Coyote. Whatever. A hockey. Christy, you were talking coyotes earlier. Yes. Apparently Howard on Twitter said coyote hunting. And Kentucky is open year round with no bag limit, and hunters may use various methods, including hunting and trapping and painting. A fake tunnel into the side of a. That always works. I may have added that last, but that's great. Do we have this fabulous audio? I think we may have this. This is really odd, but I kind of enjoyed it in a way. It's something different. Los Angeles Kings brought back the harmonica. Playing senior citizens. Brought it back, huh? Brought it back. It gone away? No, there's. It's the famous Koreatown Senior Citizens Harmonica Class brigade. There they are. Yeah. Oh, there they Are. Yeah. There you can see they're like eight. What is it? Eight. One, two, three. They did a rendition of the national anthem. And they're. They're wearing. They're wearing sweaters. It says here. It says here it caused a sensation before the playoff game last night. And I'm sure we have. Yeah, we have some audio here. Some audio. Here you go. Yes. Hurts. There you go. Oh, man. See, you can see in the beginning. In the beginning. Sure, it sounds like the national anthem of North Korea, but the harmonica class from the Koreatown Senior and Community center returned last night a second performance, the Star Spangled Banner, after wearing traditional Korean garb for Game one. They, of course, as we saw, had Kings jerseys on. Kings go on to win Game 6. To me, that means now they're a good luck charm. I assume they've got to bring them back now for their next home game. It's interesting that they're. They're slight of build. Korean ladies. Yes. Older. It's my understanding. I did a little bit of the math here. Their combined weight is still less than that of that guy from Blues Traveler. So. Tom Popper. Stout. Stout man, you know? Yeah. But when they had the hits, he was fat. Okay. It works. That's his heart. He sat over there. I need a fat rocket roller. Christopher Cross. How about Christopher Cross? No. He's kind of chubby. He's not a harmonica player. Who? Christopher Cross. I bet he can play the harmonica, but he's not known for. John Popper had the. The best. Yeah, he had the vest. He used to walk around like that. Yeah, of course. Who just sold his vest on Pawn Stars the other day? They did? Yeah. With the original. It only went for, like, 1100 bucks. Oh, no. I thought I'd go. Was it a double xl? That's depressing. It was gigantic. According to you. But it has to be. It was real fat. Okay. If you're trying to write a joke, admittedly, it was weak. If you're trying to write a joke about a fat harmonica player, everybody knows. Who do you have you got? John Popper? Yeah. Okay. The only other harmonica player that is great that I know of is Magic Dick from the Jay Giles Band, and we don't know him. What about Charlie Muscle White? He's great. He's also. Dad Wonder is fantastic. Oh, Stevie Wonder. Complaints. He's getting kind of stout. Last picture I saw, Stevie looked like he. You can see the dinner table. I thought you were going to say he looks like. He looked like he ate his dog. He's On a can't see food diet. A man from Florida was arrested recently at Walt Disney World. He was caught sneaking drugs into Magic Kingdom. In the arrest report, a Disney security officer reported he witnessed 44 year old Dustin Lee Wallace undergo security checks with his son and noticed the man's wallet was bulky. After looking inside, he discovered a bag of powdery white substance. It field tested positive for cocaine. He was detained and the man admitted to trying to bring the drugs inside the Magic Kingdom, claiming the cocaine was for stress relief. According to Orange Circuit court records, he pleaded not guilty to though to a possession of cocaine. Giant mice make me nervous. Yes. Yeah, well, he was. He went to the hall of Presidents and Jimmy Carter pardoned him. You know what Greg used to do? A little bit of cocaine. Still holding that grudge, huh? It's the Olympics. I love the hall of Press. If you've ever been to the hall of Presidents, nobody. Yeah, come on. Air conditioning break. Nobody's been to the hall of President. I like the other one better though. The one where you just sit on the circle. The wheel, the. No, no, the. The progress in Space Mountain. Decades. Tomorrowland now the carousel progress or something like that. Yeah, but it's in Tomorrowland. It's over by Space Mountain. Yeah, that's my. A lot of those classic rides are going away. That's a bummer. I. Well, as long as they have Captain Neo there, I'll. Yeah, well, a guy at Disney with a wallet full of coke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby. Yes. So we like to know where you got cookies. Yeah, we'd like to know you got cocaine. This. Coke in the park. Coke in the park, baby. Coke in the park. Hand the toot over. Coke in the park. Coke in the park, baby. Coke in the park. Mickey's watching you on all the rides. What do you got there Standing in and doing long lines. You're hitting on the princess, doing blow. Welcome Goofy. Talking to Goofy with powder on your nose. Oh, that's pure horse. There's coke in your wallet. So please explain. Someone has to answer for this. Cocaine. Yeah, we'd like to know where you got the cocaine. Yeah, we'd like to know where you got the cocaine. There's coke in the park. Coke in the park, baby. Coke in the park. Hand the toot over. Coke in the park. Coke in the park, baby. Coke in the park. Coconut Park. Yeah, that's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody. The United States Soccer Federation presents the U.S. soccer Podcast. Inside the opening 45 seconds. What a goal with that cannon of a left foot. I'll leave it at 1. Never miss a game. What a start for the United States. Shot for distance. What a goal. Never miss a moment. Exquisite. From the San Diego. Can he finish? Yes, he can. The U.S. soccer Podcast. 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