B&T Extra: Taking Viagra, 4 Dishwashers, & Hug Coupons

Summary

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Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: B&T Extra: Taking Viagra, 4 Dishwashers, & Hug Coupons
Date: February 3, 2026
Host(s): The BOB & TOM Show

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Episode Overview

This Bob and Tom "Extra" delivers a classic mix of playful banter, candid confessions, and signature offbeat humor. The crew tackles hilarious stories about Valentine's mishaps, awkward encounters with Viagra, Tom's infamous four dishwashers, parental quirks, gift-giving dilemmas, and the appeal (or lack thereof) of “hug coupons.” As always, listeners are treated to good-natured ribbing, family dynamics, and plenty of inside jokes.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Viagra Anecdotes and Cargo Pants Misadventures

• (03:38) The panel dives into stories about taking Viagra needlessly, resulting in embarrassing situations:
  • Pat recalls trying Viagra for the first time, not really needing it, leading to an awkward lunch date.
    • “I actually had a lunch date, which kind of prompted the whole attraction going on. And of course, it really triggers quite a turgid response.” (Pat, 04:07)
    • Friends joke about the impracticality: “I took one when I probably didn't need to, just to see. But for me, nothing happened until I was actually talking to the doctor…” (Pat, 04:52)
• (05:45) They discuss hilarious side effects:
  • “I also had the worst headache of my life… Like, oh, we got to fill every head with blood, right?” (Pat, 05:45)
  • Laughter ensues over confusion between human anatomy and reproductive organs ("men's fallopian tubes", "majora", and "menorah").

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2. Tom’s Four Dishwashers

• (06:36) Tom details his home setups, revealing he owns (or owned) up to four dishwashers:

  • “As you know, I've got four bathrooms in the kitchen with a dish. I've worked, worked hard all my life, and I've built myself a nice house. And I have... two dishwashers in my kitchen. Their names are Felipe and Fernando…” (Tom, 06:36)
  • He clarifies location: dishwashers in the main house and a fully working one in the pool house.
  • Multiple comics rib him, thinking he employs people as dishwashers or is flaunting luxury.

• Parental dishwashing quirks also come up:

  • “My mother was very particular growing up. She would run the dishwasher with just two forks in it.” (07:56)
  • Debate on running half-empty dishwashers and environmental guilt.

• Trash routines in Tom’s house prompt laughs:

  • “I've got an interim trash can in the garage before you get to the real trash cans." (09:28)
  • Riffing about overflowing neighborhood trash due to missed pickups and holiday recycling delays.

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3. Gift-Giving, Christmas Clothes, and Honesty

• (12:06) The crew discusses Christmas gifts, regifting, and the etiquette of receiving clothes you don't like:

  • “So you are capable of being kind, is that correct?... Only with certain people.” (13:31)
  • “Would you rather give somebody a gift that they won't wear or have them say, you know what, if it was a different color, I'd wear it all the time?” (13:55)
  • The group praises honest boundaries about gifts, with Willie and others admitting they'd tell the truth to close family.

• Notable dialogue on 'people-pleasing':

  • “You set really good boundaries. You're very honest. I'm very jealous of you in that.” (14:39)
  • “I'm not mean ever... there's a way for me to just say ‘Mom, gosh darn it, I love that you gave this to me. I don’t really know where to, you know...’” (14:49)

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4. Hug Coupons and Cheesy Gifts

• (16:32) Joke gifts are debated—would Tom ever give “hug coupons” or similar homemade tokens?

  • “If you're giving out hug coupons, I'll buy them for a million dollars.” (F, 16:39)
  • Tom mocks the idea relentlessly: “Absolutely not. What kind of dirty hip I'm gonna buy you?" (B, 16:44)

• They riff on parental expressions of affection:

  • “How much would you pay for ‘I’m proud of you’ or ‘I love you’?” (F, 16:56)
  • “He only says it when it's being recorded.” (D, 17:12)

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5. Christmas Gift Fails and the Jump Rope Present

• (17:48) Tom shares a failed Christmas gift story—last year’s disaster still stings, though he refuses to specify the present.

  • “The paper Christmas wrap hadn't hit the floor before this one was dissed. I went out on a limb…it was experimental.” (B, 19:59)

• This year, he gave his athletic partner a professional jump rope lesson, complete with a custom Photoshop card.

  • “She is extraordinarily athletic...but she can't jump rope. So I got her...professional jump rope lessons.” (B, 17:56)
  • "Photoshop looks a little off. It doesn't totally look like her, and she was confused when she saw it." (D, 18:32)
  • The gang cracks up over the awkward 'adult face on a 12-year-old jumper' card, likened to a Woody Allen situation.

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6. Random Sidebars and Memorable Bits

• Discussion of sports events—building an ice rink in Miami for the Winter Classic (10:36)
• Black market toilets and water-wasting fixtures (11:13)
  • “I bought those black market toilets a few years ago. Don't believe you still have them. They're at the old house.” (B, 11:32)
• Family clothing traditions and honest reactions to unwanted gifts (12:22, ongoing)
• General family ribbing and supportive/teasing banter throughout

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Notable Quotes and Moments

• “I bought her two tickets to ride. I bought her two tickets, one for each thigh. She needs two tickets to ride and that's not fair.” (Song parody, 03:00)
• “No, I was. It was embarrassing, to be honest with you.” (Pat, on Viagra incident, 04:07)
• “My mother got new placemats and a new tablecloth… she put the new tablecloth on and then covered it with a sheet so it wouldn't get dirty. Man, that's lunacy.” (Tom, 10:15)
• “If you're giving out hug coupons, I'll buy them for a million dollars.” (F, 16:39)
• “He only says it when it's being recorded.” (D, 17:12)
• “Photoshop looks a little off. It doesn’t totally look like her, and she was confused when she saw it at first.” (D, 18:32)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• 03:00 – Song Parody: “Two tickets to ride”
• 03:38–06:13 – Viagra stories and side effects
• 06:36–07:56 – Tom’s dishwashers and house luxury
• 08:26–09:41 – Trash quirks and neighborhood trash drama
• 12:06–14:49 – Christmas clothes gifting, regifting, and honesty about unwanted presents
• 16:32–17:19 – Joke gifts: Hug coupons and “I’m proud of you” T-shirts
• 17:48–19:59 – Christmas gift fail and the jump rope lesson story

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Overall Tone & Humor

The episode is loaded with playful sarcasm, self-deprecation, over-the-top pride in domestic quirks, gentle mockery about family and holiday expectations, and classic Bob and Tom innuendo. The fast pacing, group laughter, and comic riffing keep it engaging and relatable.

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This summary captures both the structure and the spirit of Bob and Tom's banter for those who missed the episode or want a quick refresher.

Transcript

[A]

This Valentine's Day, celebrate the one you love the most with Hallmark cards at Walgreens. Valentine's Day is the best time to send your favorite person a reminder of just how much they mean to you. A Hallmark card is a super simple and beautiful way to say how grateful you are for the love you two share. Don't forget Valentine's day is Saturday, February 14th. Visit Walgreens today to find a Hallmark card that shows just how much you love them. Because love lives here.

[B]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything. Coming up on the big show today, taking Viagra plus four dishwashers and a hug coupon. It's coming up in just a minute. Foreign.

[A]

This Valentine's Day, celebrate the one you love the most with Hallmark cards at Walgreens. Valentine's Day is the best time to send your favorite person a reminder of just how much they mean to you. A Hallmark card is a super simple and beautiful way to say how grateful you are for the love you two share. Don't forget Valentine's day is Saturday, February 14th. Visit Walgreens today to find a Hallmark card that shows just how much you love them because love lives here.

[B]

Rocks.

[C]

I think I'm gonna be broke by later today. Yeah, the girl I'm taking to France, the airline. Just wait. Oh, she needs two tickets to ride. She needs two tickets. She's wide. She needs two tickets to R. And that's not fair. The ticket agent asked her window or aisle. Then her supervisor said, both and pulled my girlfriend aside. He said, you need two tickets to ride or maybe three? I can't decide. She needs two tickets to ride and it's not fair. I told Mr. Supervisor my girlfriend could make history. She'd be the only flyer ever to ask for seconds of their airline cuisine. They finally let her on board at 8. 48. Yeah. No, that was not the time. That was her.

[B]

Wait.

[C]

I bought her two tickets to ride. I bought her two tickets, one for each thigh. She needs two tickets to ride and that's not fair. Baby, I can't do that.

[B]

Baby don't care.

[D]

My baby's badass.

[B]

You guys, here's some extra. This is Bob and Tom. Extra. Hello, Tom. They say you miss little, you miss a lot, right?

[E]

Well, who miss a little?

[F]

You miss a lot.

[B]

You missed that first hour. Willie G's here with us. Willie, you missed Pat talking about getting his cargo pants in a. What is it? A Viagra. And that's a while ago. Yeah. Yeah. You had a.

[F]

Some erection time.

[B]

No wonder where you say no wonder where Back then. That'd be pretty awkward. You have to run any errands?

[F]

I did.

[B]

It was a whole day of it.

[E]

What'd you do? Did you put your hands in front of your face?

[B]

No, I was. It was embarrassing, to be honest with you. Yeah, I actually had a lunch date, which kind of prompted the whole attraction going on. And of course, it really triggers quite a turgid response.

[E]

You took it before your lunch date?

[B]

Yeah. I don't know what I was thinking. Someone else took one also. I don't know why I'm just throwing myself under the bus. Someone else took. This was. This was when you were a younger. This is the Eiffel Tower. What's going on? You were a younger man, and someone gave you one of these. Friend of ours. Yeah, the one who was in charge of kind of the. All the technology. I know. I know you're talking. He didn't give me one.

[D]

Well, he did give you one, and.

[B]

You acted like it was a hot turd. You threw it right back. We were all there. You're. I don't need that.

[D]

Yeah, take a fun pill. Come on, give it a shot.

[F]

I took one when I probably didn't need to, just to see. But for me, nothing happened until I was actually talking to the doctor and.

[B]

He was doing testicular.

[F]

I learned a lot that day.

[B]

So what? I'm sorry, what happened? I interrupted. What happened?

[F]

Oh, it was. I was gonna hook up with this girl for the first time, and I. And we. It was kind of a planned thing. Paid for, and it was a.

[D]

Also, you said paid for, like the.

[F]

End of a political.

[B]

It's a transaction paid for.

[D]

My friends. Johnson. Johnson.

[F]

And I was nervous, and he gave me one of his. And it. Boy, it worked. But it took actual stimulation for me. It didn't just happen.

[B]

I see.

[F]

But I imagine. Cargo shorts with no underwear.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Stimulates.

[B]

It was embarrassing. Could you please title your new album cargo shirts and no underwear?

[F]

I also had the worst headache of my life.

[B]

No, I didn't have that. No. During or before or after all I've heard.

[F]

I mean, it was. It's like, oh, we got to fill every head with blood, right?

[E]

Ooh.

[D]

Did you care about the headache?

[B]

I hated it.

[F]

Oh, really?

[B]

Yeah. I understand that the men's fallopian tooth fell up and then.

[F]

That's exactly right.

[B]

Exactly right.

[F]

Yeah. Yeah. My cervix.

[B]

If it's a big one, it's called a lobby. There's the majora, then there's the menorah for those of the Jewish faith.

[F]

Now I like that old little bag.

[D]

And it was so dumb.

[B]

I.

[D]

It's so dumb, it's not even offensive. You know who you're mad at?

[F]

You can't get offended.

[B]

Oh, there'll be people offended.

[F]

At least that's my hope.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Now, yesterday, you guys were tearing me apart because I mentioned that your four bathrooms. No, no, it was the dishwasher. As you know, I've got four bathrooms in the kitchen with a dish. I've worked, worked hard all my life, and I've built myself a nice house. And I have. I have. I have two dishwashers in my kitchen. Their names are Felipe and Fernando, but Felipe spells it ph, so it's confusing. It's Fernando, but there's actually. In my regular house, there's a third dishwasher that hasn't worked since July.

[E]

Hell's been your regular house, not the pool?

[B]

Well, there's a pool. I have a swimming pool now. And there's a pool. Little hut next to the swimming pool. Cato living in the pool house. There's a dishwasher in there. That one works just fine. In any event, nobody.

[F]

But it's a comedian. We know. How many comedians have called you and said, hey, I heard you have a pool.

[E]

Is there a bed in there?

[B]

Edwin McCain has been there all week.

[D]

Hey, I got eight more months on my lease in Chicago. If it doesn't go well, I'm moving in the pool.

[F]

I don't know why you. Why wouldn't you just go there?

[D]

Lack of invitation.

[B]

Who cares? No, I deliberately. There's no bedroom.

[F]

He never invited me to be sitting here.

[B]

I just showed up one day.

[D]

You got that, too.

[B]

I heard you guys talking about Tom having four dishwashers. Initially, I thought he was speaking of four human beings. And when he said one was broke, I was thinking, well, maybe they should pay him more. My mother was very particular growing up. She would run the dish. And I mentioned that I don't like to leave any dishes dirty at any time. I like to. So I'll put, you know, six dishes in the dishwasher and run it overnight. Just. Oh, I just did just the thing.

[E]

I am killing the environment.

[B]

That's good.

[F]

That's good.

[B]

I paid for the environment. I bought that water. I bought the soap. My mother with this. This is from swb. I would. She would run the dishwasher. With just two forks in it, by the way, after taking the trash out for dinner, nothing else could be thrown in the trash can until the next morning. I like this idea. Any trash produced in the meantime was put in a Kroger bag and taken outside.

[F]

I mean, there's some OCD there, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

You think?

[B]

Yeah, I. I'm not real clear on what's going on, but I don't want you to explain.

[F]

Let's say you take your trash out at 5pm right? You will not throw any trash in that can until the next day. If you buy more trash, you'll put.

[E]

It in another bag and take it down.

[B]

Why wouldn't you put it in your trash can?

[F]

That's how she was ocd.

[E]

She doesn't want it.

[B]

I don't want this. I don't want the smell of garbage. Yes, I'll take. I'll take it out. And so your trash can is always empty, Ideally, unless it's just paper stuff.

[F]

Do you empty your trash can before the bag is full?

[B]

Oh, absolutely. Oh, I've got. I've got. I've got an interim trash can in the garage before you get to the real trash cans. And then my former trash cans have been in my lawn since Thanksgiving. Congratulations to the Republic company that's left them in the.

[F]

Hey, their politics have nothing to do with.

[B]

My neighborhood is covered in trash cans.

[E]

Well, now, apparently they're not picking up recycling either, because ours have been sitting out there all week.

[B]

I'm gonna find out the president of the company and have my trash cans taken over to his front yard. By the way, we got new placements.

[F]

Mess with the trash, people. Have you seen the Sopranos?

[B]

Yeah. Have you seen my neighborhood?

[F]

Of course not. I don't have the key.

[B]

Oh, that's right. I put your photographs on a little chart. Of course you haven't seen. My mother got new placemats and a new tablecloth recently.

[F]

Is this the same?

[B]

Yes. We went over there to eat. This is great. This is so funny. She put the new tablecloth on and then covered it with a sheet so it wouldn't get dirty. Man, that's lunacy. I'm not that insane. Oh, that's great. Well, thank you for the letter. We always appreciate it.

[F]

The Winter Classic was in Miami this year. Did you know that they built an ice rink?

[E]

What?

[F]

Yeah, outdoors in the baseball stadium.

[B]

The Panthers or somebody play or. I'm not sure. I didn't see it. Was gonna keep it cold.

[F]

I guess they have things I kind of. Under the Ice and. Yeah, it was maybe 60.

[B]

Did they have a good crowd?

[F]

They did have a good crowd. Yeah. Yeah, that's a.

[B]

That's an interesting stunt. They've been doing that for a while.

[F]

Oh, yeah, yeah, the winter classic school.

[B]

But they lost a lot of Freon, huh?

[F]

It's got to be a ton of.

[B]

Freon or whatever they use now.

[F]

Huron or fluorocarbons.

[B]

Krypton or. Oh, yeah, Kryptonite, you idiot.

[F]

No, no, this is krypton. It's a mixture of krypton and pure protons.

[B]

I'd explain it to you. Freons out, right and. Yeah. Okay. Isn't there a black market for it? I know a guy.

[F]

Oh, you know what? Free on a free guy.

[B]

Yeah, I don't think you actually know anybody on the black market, but you want somebody. I bought those black market toilets a few years ago. Don't believe you still have them. They're at the old house.

[E]

Oh, you didn't move them when you moved?

[B]

No, no, no, no.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

Did you know that, Willie? What do I have at our old house? Those toilets were all black market. From a guy in Canada. They shipped him down.

[D]

You can't admit to crimes on this show.

[B]

I don't own the house anymore. I don't know what the statute. The statute of limitation for. Well, they're legal toilets. Probably. They're the ones that have a huge tank that. A lot of water.

[E]

He's killing the environment.

[B]

I paid for that water. Actually, it was well water, so we're all good. You and Willie both have kind of nice little jackets on. This is a button up. It's shirt freezing. Yeah, sorry. It looks like a jacket from here.

[D]

This is a shirt. Kelly got me this for Christmas.

[B]

Oh, it's very nice.

[D]

This is my, you know, first day of school after Christmas. My brother got me this shirt for Christmas. Kelly got me this for Christmas.

[E]

That's nice.

[D]

Christmas clothes.

[B]

Nice. Yeah. Oh, that's sweet. Now we have to move forward here.

[E]

Did you see what his T shirt said? It says Grateful Dead on it.

[D]

Yeah, Grateful Dead. Market Square Arena.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Vintage indie. Dead show.

[B]

What year? How old were you? Did or did you ever appreciate getting clothing for Christmas, Tom? No, I never did.

[F]

Yeah, Yeah, I started liking it kind of in junior high. High school.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Oh, I'm pretty sure I got this because she got it for you and you wouldn't wear it, so I'm pretty sure that's how I got this.

[B]

Exactly. Right. Yeah.

[F]

So regift it looks right on.

[B]

You're not gonna Wear it. Give me your damn son. I won't wear that color.

[E]

You won't wear that.

[B]

That's a great color. No, she got me one in black. It came. Came a couple days ago.

[D]

Kelly's parents did get him a T shirt with the conventional neck that he hates, and he lied just to their face.

[B]

Oh, thank you.

[D]

I'll wear this when I work out. It was very fun to watch him lie.

[B]

Sorry, I don't wear T shirts.

[F]

I know. So you are.

[B]

This is interesting. So you are capable of being kind, is that correct?

[D]

Only with certain people.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, that's interesting. Looks good on a Willie. So I said, I don't think I'll wear this color. So we got. I got a black. Now, how did that. How did that conversation go? Honey, here's a shirt. Merry Christmas. I don't think I'll wear this color.

[F]

You know what, though? Would you rather give somebody a gift that they won't wear or have them say, you know what, if I wore. If it was a different color, I would wear it all the time?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. But how long would you be willing to tell a lie and endure the lie without hurting someone's feelings?

[F]

I can't. I'm not. Good. You won't.

[B]

Now, if you. Let's just say your mother gave you a. Some kind of a painting. Yeah. And you just hated it.

[F]

Yes.

[B]

Would you put it up in the house every time she came over? If, you know, hey, she's coming over?

[F]

No, I'm not living life that way.

[E]

Would you say, mom, this isn't for me?

[F]

Or in that case, maybe I would hang it in the garage.

[D]

You don't have that people pleasing thing that a lot of folks have. You set really good boundaries. You're very honest. I'm very jealous of you in that.

[F]

I'm not mean ever. Like, I would never.

[D]

Goodness no be.

[F]

There's a way for me to just say mom, you know, Gosh darn it, I love. I love that you gave this for me. I don't really know where to, you know? Yeah.

[E]

Boy, you are good at that, though.

[F]

I don't know. But lying, I just think. Because I never want to be lied to, so I don't.

[E]

Yeah, that's a very good way.

[B]

So anyway, so this was a good solution. Willie looks okay in that color.

[F]

He looks great.

[D]

It's a little too thick, you know? And there's like a button over here and not a button over here. I feel like I'm French or something.

[F]

Oh, I get it. With the whole thing.

[B]

Works cool.

[D]

Thanks, man.

[E]

Oh, I thought you had your thing tucked into the other.

[D]

No, it's got a weird little double pocket situation.

[B]

He has two pockets, but one of them doesn't have the flap.

[D]

Yeah, so see, that's.

[B]

That's kind of throwing me. That's gonna throw me.

[D]

You hear the tone in his voice that I literally. I laugh in my head. That was a callback for me. I've already heard him going, why is there not a pocket on the left side?

[B]

Well, there's a pocket, but there's no flap.

[E]

Right.

[D]

Flap. Excuse me.

[E]

Get easier to put your pins in. That way you don't have to worry about the flap.

[B]

That whole shirt could kill someone easily. That damn thing's out of control.

[D]

Control.

[B]

There's a pocket.

[E]

You can put your phone in here.

[B]

No button here.

[E]

I would think you would prefer it not to have a flap.

[B]

And did you get any clothes for Andy, your husband, for Christmas?

[E]

No, we did not. We did not do Christmas.

[B]

It sounds like you witness protection. No, you didn't do Christmas this year. What happened?

[E]

No, we. We did Christmas, but we didn't get separate houses. No, I. I.

[F]

Sex coupons.

[E]

I got. I got a new piece of furniture, and he. I got him a coup Very old 500 programs.

[D]

That's cool.

[E]

1928.

[F]

500 programs is way too many.

[E]

Indy 500.

[B]

Tom, would you ever, under any circumstance.

[E]

We were not going to do gifts.

[B]

Give someone a. A Coupon for, say, 10 free hugs or free massage or if you're giving.

[F]

Out hug coupons, I'll buy them for a million dollars.

[B]

Absolutely not. What kind of dirty hip I'm gonna buy you? I'm gonna buy you, dirty hippie.

[F]

Worth it.

[B]

Hey, for Christmas Day, I'm nothing but hugs.

[F]

How much would you pay for I'm proud of you or I love you.

[B]

And I'm proud of you T shirt signed dad.

[F]

He's. You know what? When you're not here, he's always talking about how proud.

[D]

But when you're here, he says it only on air.

[B]

He only says it when it's being recorded.

[F]

But remember, this is what means the most true buddy.

[D]

Trust me, I'm aware of that.

[F]

I see.

[B]

There's a. There's a sequel to that. The story.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

So the other day, I was in my office, and Kelly comes by, and she goes, oh, the package came. So I take it on, I try it on, and this looks great. It's the same thing, but it's in black. Yes, this looks good. I'm gonna. I'LL take it. I'll take it into work and I'll wear it when you get cold at work. And then she goes, wait a second. I want. I want you to wear that when you're around me so you look decent because you usually dress like a slob. Yeah. So don't take it into war on Christmas. So suddenly I'm being insulted.

[E]

So where'd you get her?

[B]

No way to live, boy.

[E]

Wait, wait. Where did you get her? I'm curious.

[B]

Oh, I got her all kinds of nice things. And I gotta tell you.

[E]

Did she like all of them?

[B]

I think so. Okay. And then, Well, I got her. This is gonna sound stupid. No, no, you're gonna think I'm an idiot. She is extraordinarily athletic, as you know, Works out all the time. But she can't jump rope.

[F]

Okay?

[B]

Yeah, so you gotta jump rope. Wait, wait. So I got her. I found a lady that does professional jump rope lessons and he did the.

[D]

Thing where, you know, his new thing is he makes PJ Photoshop stuff. And so it's like Finn's face next to Taylor Swift or whatever. It's Kelly's face on like a little girl from the 50s jump roping.

[B]

It's fantastic. It is.

[D]

But the Photoshop looks a little off. It doesn't totally look like her. And she was confused when she saw it. At first she didn't recognize herself.

[F]

I did.

[D]

Her mom did.

[B]

See, it's got her adult face on like a 12 year old in 1956 jumper.

[F]

And so you imagine that looks freaky yourself.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

You know, she's lived all these years.

[D]

Hoody Allen element to it all, if you will.

[E]

You needed to jump rope.

[B]

Jump a jump. Jumping rope is a very fine physical thing to be able to do.

[F]

And it's standard and CrossFit and stuff like that.

[B]

Oh, hi, Kels. What you get for Christmas from Tom? Huh? What? Huh? A face on a 12 year old? What are you talking about? That could be taken the wrong way, couldn't it? And then I. But then I also. She's got. I did do this, which I rarely do. I said your. Her birthday is just around the corner.

[E]

Right.

[B]

So I'm getting her a really special gift for her birthday, but it wasn't done yet, so I'm for. She's. We're going to split that. Does that make sense? So her birthday. She's also going to get another half of her Christmas present.

[E]

Oh, okay.

[B]

It's hard to explain, but all right.

[E]

Well, when it happens so she knows it's coming?

[B]

Yes, I told her it was coming, but she also got some other nice stuff. I hope she liked it.

[F]

Would she tell you?

[B]

Oh, absolutely. Yeah.

[F]

So then you're good?

[B]

Oh, last year. Terrible mistake.

[E]

I told you last year.

[F]

Not a great idea.

[B]

I cannot discuss it on the radio, but, I mean, it wasn't even the. The. The wrap. The paper Christmas wrap hadn't hit the floor before this one was dissed. I. I went out on a limb. It was experimental. I thought, okay, this. This might work. This is out of my normal disaster.

[F]

Was it a Chinese sex basket?

[B]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play and Stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody. This isn't your average podcast. Do you like Party? I do like a huge chug of tequila. The howler head whiskey bottle chug in front of Dana White.

[D]

That was the first time we ever went to la. We somehow got into a.

[B]

What's an Elon Musk house party look like? My party's generally a very high production value. This is Full Send.

[D]

I do want to do a lot more pranks.

[B]

Bunch of different pranks. Join the party.

[D]

Jack Doherty in the house.

[B]

Feeling good, man.

[D]

What are we going to talk about with Will Smith?

[B]

I know what you're going to say.

[D]

Shout out to Theo Vaughn.

[F]

It's been entertaining, dude.

[B]

The Full Send podcast. Got the boys, got the beers.

[F]

Let's do it.

[B]

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