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We have the right Duralast battery for you only at AutoZone. And what about my old battery? We can recycle it right here at America's number one battery destination restrictions apply. July's got the sunshine April has the shower January's got a snow May brings all the flowers November's got the twakie December's got Christ sweet Jesus While October's got the pumpkin spice Pumpkin spice, pumpkin spice A little in my latte would sure be nice but keep it out of my shampoo Can I give you some advice? Go easy on the pumpkin spice and though I lock it in a candle I don't mind it in my tea I love it in pooch Even though it's bad for me Throwing out of my gourd Headed to rehab a better fork drink of whiskey with the pumpkin spice Walla wala walla pumpkin spice yeah, pumpkin spice Put it in your madam you so make your dookie smell nice don't put it in your douche Cause no one wants to smooch a cooch that smells like pumpkin pie. Take it Mich. For you freaks who want to blomkin travel with a splash of pumpkin it's easy with the pumpkin splash oh the caves they've got spelunking LeBron's got the Dunkin carded Bees got the junkin'james Brown put the funkin to got the punk and spies for the funk and spies Woohoo. Woo. All right, you asked for it, you got it. More Bob and Tom. This is Bob and Tom Extra and Christy Lee once again over there with her cap on. What's going on over there? Hey. Teddy bear jeans have become the surprising Internet fashion hit of the year. Now this is really. When they say fashion hit of the year, they're like three people wearing these things. Fashion designer Chad Nazem created Nazam. They call them the Chasm. Nazm the Chasm created the jeans that feature a total of 200 tiny stuffed animals sewn along the pant legs. Now tell plushies are hand sewn by a team of sewers, including Mr. Nazam's 79 year old grandmother with a single pair taking up. You can imagine her crippled hands trying to sew 200. These are little teeny tiny teddy bears. When you say that the only two or three people this fat has caught on you, you know, it's possible that it is a fat and you're unaware of it. You have to agree with that. The 22 year old began selling the jeans in April at $650 a pair. You know what? His silence speaks volumes. Yes, I think it does. And has been building a steady following of devoted fans ever since. Among them, Seattle Seahawks wide receiver DK Metcalf, who was spotted in the unique jeans late last month. I believe we have a picture. There you go. Oh, they're worse than I thought they'd be. How do you sit? They're hideous. Are they just on the frying like chaps? Oh, they must be, because if otherwise you'd be. I'll bet not. No, because there's so many. If you sat on them, they'd just be like sitting on a thin cushion or something. It wouldn't be like sitting on a cloud. They're very silly. You wouldn't be. I thought they were just little brown traditional teddy bears. If you saw this at say Coachella or Sturgis, you might go, oh, yeah, all right. There's. There's somebody having a good time, but out and about regularly. Yeah. Wear those to your job interview. Well, yeah, maybe if you're applying to build a bear. Yeah. When's the last time you wore bell bottoms, Tom? Oh, wow. Yeah, right. 70s maybe. I don't know. Yeah. How did those go? Because I, I can remember in my mind there will never be another type of gene other than bell bottoms. I complain. Yeah. Remember that. We'll never go back to straight leg, if you will. Right. Are they making a comeback? I believe they are. I see them every now and again with the guy with the ladies. Yeah. I was just gonna say my daughter has a couple Pairs. Bell bottoms. Oh, I have a.4 pairs. I love them. I call them wide leg. Like elephant bells. Yeah, Wide leg jeans. I wore them yesterday. That's how much you pay attention. It's okay. So anyway, teddy bear pants. I. They look kind of cool on DK Metcalf, I gotta tell you. Well, yeah, kinda. I can't. He'd probably look sexy wearing a piece of baloney on his shalong. I think that. I think that is a hot look. I mean, that's fun. I mean, that's kind of fun. He's amazing. He can run like 25 miles an hour. Of course. Oh, God, he's hot. May I see that picture? He's great looking. He plays. Yeah. And he's got a colorful top to match. Very silly. He's an amazing piano player, I guess. And he really. Just nuts. Really? Yeah. Is he married? I don't think so. You like older women? I think he might. All right. Yeah. Teddy bear, Teddy bear pants. Pat, do you have a song about this? Yes, I do. Here we go. Oh, wait a minute. It's not even. Not even. Pat. Hello. Got my silly jeans and these tiny teddy bears take eight hours to complete their 650A pair. My silly jeans Tiny teddy bears sold on a bunch of plushies. Sell them on Instagram. DK Metcalf has a pair. Even Cam. Yeah. Had a life. I just wanna wear. Just wants to wear tiny teddy bears. Oh, it's hard to sit in these fancy pants. I almost fell down the stairs. Look at these stupid jeans. Look at those stupid jeans. I'm tired of teddy bears. Look at me in my teddy bear. Very impressive element. If you fall down, it would be kind of like wearing bubble wrap. You got all that. They are only in the front picture. This picture, he shows a DK Metcalf walking around in him. Okay. All you can see is butt. Well, it's just denim on the back. Yeah. It's like. What do you. It's like chaps. Yes. That way your boyfriend has a good access. They're not like chaps because you have. The back is in there, Right? Well. Right. But. No, no, no. But it's just the front. Have the bears. The. The 200 teddy bears are sewn onto the front. I think. Yeah. This is something you could. If you. You could do this as a project if you wanted to do this at home. See, this is where he starts to talk to us. Like we have making baskets at the insane asylum. Do you hear? Do you want us to make a pair? Yeah. Would you like to Make a pair. If you could put 200 of anything on a pair of jeans, what would it be? Me, too. There you go. Thousand dollar bills. Okay. They don't make thousand dollar bills anymore. Right. No, sorry. Bank notes. I can get you some. Oh, really? Yep. Are they hot? They are hot. Who's on the thousand? I believe it is James K. Polk. I'd bet you a thousand bucks it isn't. Salmon. Salmon P. Chase. I know it's on the 5000, Mr. Rock. Who's in the 5000? James Madison. Is that true? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. It's an obscure joke from a great movie with Elliot Gould. Oh, you're all right. Oh, no, it's a terrific movie. What is? It's Philip Marlowe, A Long Goodbye. Long Goodbye? Yeah. Salmon P. Chase is on the ten thousand dollar bill. I'm sorry, who's on the thousand? I haven't looked it up. They're not in circulation, though, anymore. Is that correct? I think some of those bills are only for banking purposes. I think you can only get a hundred dollars. Isn't that the highest bill you can get? Yeah. Grover Cleveland, I told you is on the thousand. You did? James K. Polk, you liar. You guys heard me wrong. My favorite president Cleveland was. That's cool. Cleveland was the 22nd and 24th president of the United States. The only president to serve two non consecutive terms thus far. Yeah, you never know. We'll know tomorrow. Or maybe Wednesday or Thursday or Friday or maybe December 15th. I have a lot of anxiety. Everyone does. You have zero anxiety. Anxiety. Yes, I have a lot of anxiety. Oh, here's the thing. Our life ain't gonna change none no matter who the president is. Well, that's probably true. I'm Dicky Today I'll be Dicky tomorrow. I'm Dicky. I think both candidates running for president, they often say things that they really aren't going to be able to do. Yeah. Yeah. When I'm president, I will make all purple shirts illegal, people. Well, that's amazing. Didn't you run for public office? Did I? Yeah. Oh, that's right. I ran on a platform of. I don't know if we can play that anymore. Oh, that's right. I remember the. Masturbation should not be a crime. Public. Public. Public masturbation should not be a crime. Is that. Is that playable? We played it. Yeah. Yeah. Really? We played it since I've been here. Little. Little. Young Jesse is on the. Yeah. Just beat off jokes. Oh, I believe there was a metronome playing I believe it's right on beat throughout. Oh, you're right. And I'll watch, watch the countdown. Count me in. 3, 2. The following is a paid political announcement. Where have you been? I haven't seen you in a while. I've been in jail. Whatever for? Excessive masturbation. I can't believe the laws in this country. You got that right. That's why I'm voting for Chick McGee for Congress. Chick McGee? Never heard of him. You've never heard of Chick McGe? Why, he's the Rosa Parks of excessive public masturbation. You mean he did it on a bus? I'm not sure, but probably, yeah. I guess he does stand for the little guy. Not like his opponent, Jack Wilson. This year, I think I'm going to vote Jack off the ballot and pull the handle of Chick Magee for Congress. Hello, I'm Chick Magee, and I'm running for Congress in your district. Masturbation is no crime, and I promise you, that is your Congress, Congressman. I'll take a hard stance in Washington right after I take a nap. This message paid for by the friends of Chick McGee. Paul Rubens. Treasure. There you go. So, Tom. Tom has always made sure. Oh, yeah. That there is a serial masturbator. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You didn't know that when you. When you, when you got on board. Yeah. You took chick spot. I also. I also like porn. At that time. Okay. We didn't hit the. The eating too much, but. Yeah. You haven't got pegged with the bus stop. Oh, pegged was. Sorry, the bus station. I mean, Saturday night at the bus station. Oh, I hit him with that. Okay. Okay. Okay. That's a class, certainly. Yeah, that's ever great. Now we return now to the SILAC insurance news desk with Christy Lee. Hey. A new copyright rule will now allow McDonald's restaurants to fix their broken ice cream machines. Before this week, Most of the McDonald's ice cream makers could only be repaired through the machine's manufacturer. And it was illegal for third parties to break the digital locks on the machines to fix them. All right. This ultimately led to the machines becoming the butt of jokes about their unreliability. We remember we have the app that shows you where the machines are working and. Or not. Now, a new rule allows outside vendors to fix retail level commercial food preparation equipment, including McDonald's ice cream. Yeah, this is a. You can go into the weeds on this one, but it involves lots of different things. There were certain farming devices, devices and heavy machinery that they cannot be fixed except by the manufacturer. Was it a union deal or was it a. No, it's. It was a kind of saw. I think it's like software patents. Oh, like a proprietary. Digital. Proprietary access. Interesting. And so there were. I read about, you know, farmers would be stuck in a field with. And they couldn't get it to be fixed because they couldn't. They couldn't get the. Their guys were too busy fixing other. I don't know. So now this should be happening less apparently, now that I guess someone apparently will start a company that. That has access to the code. I guess it's. It's. That's what it sounds like. There's some kind of a code. I thought it was just the employees. Ice cream makers are a pain to clean. That's what I had always heard. Yeah. And I heard from a McDonald's employee, a buddy of mine who managed one. Yeah. Who said there. Yeah, but. And I am. I am a cereal. McDonald's ice cream coney. They are. McDonald's ice cream is a delight. And they're relatively healthy. If you want a quick snack, they're not bad. Okay. You're. Bet you're bad comparatively, you mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're not too many calories and they're delicious. And they are good. One of my favorite stories on this show does not involve the ice cream machine, but it involves McDonald's french fries. Remember the guy that had a dog that would not get in the car? He could never get his dog to get in the car for any reason. So finally, he put the dog in the car, drove to McDonald's, got an order of fries, gave him to the dog, did that three or four times. Now every time he wants to get in the car, the dog hops in. Of course. Yeah. He has to go to McDonald's, though, which. And if you've had McDonald's fries, what's wrong with that? That seems like a. And now maybe he'll be able to get an ice cream cone, too. Even Julia Childs love McDonald's fries. Oh, they're good. They're delightful. They were the best friends. They've got it down. There's a reason. But anyway, this involves something called. Here, I've got it. The Digital Millennium Copyright Act. Interesting. Making it illegal for third parties to bypass digital locks on copyrighted material. So I know it sounds a little bit legal ease, et cetera, et cetera, but this may get your favorite McDonald's get their machine back up and running. I'd always heard, too, that their Coca Cola is so Great. And it. Yeah. I think McDonald's has the best fountain Coke. It's because their machines are calibrated by Coca Cola employees. Isn't that interesting? Okay, well that's handy. So you're going to get why everybody in front of me in line is getting Coke at the McDonald's. Like that's so good. That's like all they get. Yeah. I'll have a large. I'm like what? Yeah. I think oftentimes are just a dollar or whatever. But yeah. Anyway, I just hope they can McHurry and McFix the MC machine with the MC ice cream. OK. Cute work over there. Yes, that's cute. A company in Australia has created a so called poop powered car. Talk about this. The experimental Mitsubishi was created in cooperation with. Rhymes with Mitsubishi. Yeah. Queensland utilities at their sewage treatment plant in Oxley. Oxley. This vehicle is powered solely by electricity generated from the waste gas of approximately 300,000 Brisbane residents. Utility spokesman said the company was investigating how to purify the gas so it could be a standalone product. Currently the fuel extracted from human waste is just. All right, we got it the first six times. Whereas it needs to be 98% pure to power a car. This is a scam. So this is. I knew this was a scam. These are electric vehicles but the electricity is being generated by poop. By methane. I'm assuming it is. So why is it a scam? Well, because you're not. You're not. Is the car going. You're not putting deficant, if you will, in the tank? No, they're using the gas. The utility company eventually hopes to one day power its 300 vehicle fleet through renewable energy. So which is it? Methane is terrible or it's being used to save the planet? It's being. It sounds like it's being used to power batteries for these cars. But again I thought the idea was less methane. It's not like you know, fill up on. Fill up on Mexican. We gotta gas the car up before we can make it to Kankakee. That's what. That's way better to have to fill up the tank. Yeah, yeah. I. Let's. We gotta go nuke. Okay. Let's just start building some nuclear power plants and all this stuff can go. Would you drive a nuclear powered car? Absolutely. With no fear? No fear at all. Absolutely. It'd be just driving the new Toyota China syndrome. Don't be silly. A couple of early mistakes. They gotta. They got it all. As I've often said, more people have died in Ted Kennedy's car than died. It'd be the American new Honda elephant's foot. No, it'd be the. Oh, that thing's badass. It's the Oppenheimer. You know the Oppenheimer? Oppenheimer fishing. We got it down. We got it down. I. I'm very skeptical of the Australian poop mobile. Well, when you put it that way, you know, you got your Pope mobile where you got his Eminence up there. You don't want the eminence from the poop. You don't want the poop mobile. That's disrespectful. Poop and hope. Sure, he's. You know what you call the grill of the Popemobile? What? The Eminence front. That is a fine joke. And that is my favorite who song other than Bob O'Reilly. I love that Eminence front. Oh, that's great. That's a nice show, Josh. It didn't get the laugh it deserved. Well, it may have, but thank you. Oh, it's very good. Gotta read this letter real quick for you, chick. Okay. I fully support and enjoy your Ronnie Millsap tribute this morning, but I gotta tell you, I think he's a jerk. My wife and I went to see him in concert a few years ago. She waved that in the entire show. He never looked back and wa. What a jerk. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. 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