B&T Extra: "That's Not for Me", Soccer, & Tom's Hat

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Extra: "That's Not for Me", Soccer, & Tom's Hat

Date: June 30, 2026
Hosts/Participants: Bob Kevoian, Tom Griswold, Kristi Lee, Josh Arnold, Paula Pan, Ace Cosby, Christopher

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Episode Overview

This BOB & TOM Extra delivers a spirited, comedic roundtable blending their signature banter on pet peeves ("that's not for me"), big events in soccer, odd home fashion choices (Tom's hat), bachelor party trends, pickpocket paranoia, and humorous explorations of daily life annoyances. The group bounces from playful ribbing to rapid-fire digressions, delivering punchy personal stories and clever one-liners throughout.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. "That's Not For Me": Accepting Personal Disinterest

(05:41 – 06:10)

• Bob Kevoian introduces a new personal mantra, "that's not for me," as a polite means of expressing disinterest without hostility.
  • [05:41] Bob: "Josh has persuaded me... I will just now say that's not for me."
  • Soccer becomes his example of something he simply can't care about.
  • [05:49] Bob: "I'm the only person ... the World Cup. I don't care. It's not for me."
• The group riff on the relatability of choosing apathy over anger, especially for sports fever.
  • [06:08] Bob: "Soccer is boring to watch."
  • [06:10] Kristi: "I think for you, apathy is better than hostility. Absolutely."
  • [06:14] Tom: "No, but his apathy is still wrapped in outright anger."
• Traffic gripes: Bob vents about frequent city marathons causing road closures.
  • [06:33] Bob: "Could we limit the number of marathons and mini marathons?"
  • Says charity runs are fine ("raising money"), but there are “a little too many fun runs.”

2. Tom’s Legendary Hat: Neighborhood Style

(07:45 – 09:28)

• Kristi and Paula tease Tom for his unusual dog-walking fashion, highlighting a recent phase: wearing a hat with built-in lights.
  • [07:47] Kristi: "Had a cowboy hat on for a couple weeks."
  • [07:53] Paula: "He wears that hat with the light on."
• Tom describes his custom contraption:
  • It's a "soul brother cap"/skull cap hybrid with bicycle lights attached.
  • [08:07] Bob: "It's a nice... Soul brother cap."
  • [08:43] Kristi: "It sounds so problematic. It's crazy."
  • [08:49] Bob: "...I've clipped on two bicycle lights that blink."
• Neighborhood security waves at him; Tom insists the lights are just precaution for visibility.
  • [09:09] Bob: "There's a security guy down the street... flashes his lights, like, hey, buddy, I know you're coming to get my clients."
• The group jokes his fashion is "woman deterrent" or, in Bob’s phrase:
  • [09:43] Bob: “The word you’re looking for... is vagina repellent.”
  • [09:55] Paula: "Yeah. I wish the guy that walks in the neighborhood across the street would do that."

3. Odd Suburban Observations: Deer & Wallets

(10:11 – 15:40)

• Deer tales:
  • Bob laments not seeing deer as usual—then is almost hit by one.
  • [10:24] Bob: "...had to slam on the brakes just before the driveway... deer standing right in the street."
  • Tom jokes about deers organizing in response, comms-style.
  • Paula shares seeing "15 dead deer" on a drive.
  • [11:07] Paula: "They were in very different states of demise."
• Wallet practices:
  • Where do people keep their wallets? Each panelist's habits are explored, branching into tales of wallets, purse analogs, lost wallets, etc.
  • [12:23] Kristi: "I do sit on it."
  • [12:33] Bob: "I'm a failure as a father."
  • Josh admits he was a wallet chain guy in college but was chastised (and forced to abandon it at Six Flags).
  • [14:17] Josh: "I did it way too old. I was like out of... I was in college."
• Fashion fads and bullying:
  • Childhood and adolescent fashion trends and the rapid-shaming culture of middle school.
  • [15:04] Bob: "...John Fuller walked up to this dude named Dean Sturgis and said, side belt... picked him up by the ankles and threw him over backwards."
  • [15:24] Bob: "Willie's right... junior high school, you've got about an hour..."

4. Festival/Fair Season & Pickpocket Paranoia

(15:45 – 17:04)

• Listeners write in expressing concern about pickpockets at Fourth of July events.
  • [16:05] Tom: "As people are looking up at the fireworks, pickpockets run wild."
  • [16:26] Kristi: "It’s the perfect distraction."
• Anecdotes of attending fireworks on the wrong night & parking mishaps.

5. Destination Bachelor/Bachelorette Party Inflation

(17:08 – 19:29)

• The group examine the increasingly expensive, location-based party trend.
  • [17:30] Bob: "He went to his fourth destination bachelor party this year."
  • [17:48] Kristi: "The weddings are cheaper than the bachelor parties."
  • Panelists recall responsible, old-school local parties; Josh attended a “fishing weekend.”
  • [18:24] Josh: "...if your buddy goes, oh, yeah, for my bachelor party, we're going to Vegas... you're also like, oh, my friends are hacks. These are like the obvious. Come up with something original."
  • [18:53] Paula: "I think my daughter's gone to Texas. New Orleans."
• Generational differences noted, with Tom and Bob sharing they "promised never to go to another bachelor party."
  • [19:16] Tom: "We promised each other we'd never go to another Bachelor."

6. Bachelor Party Mayhem: From Strippers to "Egg Salad"

(19:29 – 20:28)

• Memories of excessively wild bachelor parties.
  • Bob lists "hard boiled egg," "stripper," and "father of the bride" in one anecdote.
  • [19:48] Tom: "I was put off by the guy on the toilet eating the sandwich..."
  • [20:01] Bob: "...more by the birthing sequence of a hard boiled egg into the face of the father."
• Newer trends seem less outrageous—just strip clubs or men getting lost at clubs.

7. Pillow Fights & Relationship "Advice"

(21:03 – 22:31)

• A listener emails about trying Tom's supposed relationship tip—hit your spouse with a pillow to spark romance, with comically disastrous results.
  • [21:34] Bob: "...when Andy's brushing his teeth, as soon as he puts his toothbrush down, whack him in the back of the head with a pillow. That's going to start a little bit of mayhem. It's going to end up in glorious sex."
  • [21:56] Bob: "If I tried this, I'd be looking for an apartment today."
  • [22:09] Tom: "Now I'm waiting for the surgeon to remove the pillow from my ass." (Listener's follow-up on the "sexy time advice" gone wrong.)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On soccer indifference:
  • [05:49] Bob Kevoian: "I'm the only person—the World Cup. I don't care. It's not for me."
• On neighborhood fashion:
  • [09:43] Bob Kevoian: "The word you're looking for, Christy, is vagina repellent."
• On pickpocket paranoia:
  • [16:05] Tom: "As people are looking up at the fireworks, pickpockets run wild."
• On expensive bachelor parties:
  • [17:48] Kristi Lee: "The weddings are cheaper than the bachelor parties."
• On wild bachelor party stories:
  • [19:40] Bob Kevoian: "Hard boiled egg. Stripper. Father of the bride."
• On relationship advice gone wrong:
  • [22:09] Tom: "Now I'm waiting for the surgeon to remove the pillow from my ass."

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Noteworthy Segment Timestamps

• 05:41 – 06:41: "That's not for me" and soccer indifference
• 07:41 – 09:28: Tom's hat fashion, dog walking, and neighborhood jokes
• 12:00 – 15:40: Wallet habits, chain wallets, and middle school fashion bullying
• 16:05 – 17:04: Pickpocket paranoia at public events
• 17:08 – 19:29: Rise of destination bachelor/bachelorette parties
• 19:29 – 20:28: Outrageous and odd bachelor party stories
• 21:03 – 22:31: Pillow fight "relationship advice" and resulting chaos

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Tone & Style

The episode maintains BOB & TOM’s trademark: fast-paced, irreverent, self-deprecating, and laden with observational humor and wry commentary. The camaraderie and quick-witted teasing spark constant laughter, even as discussions drift from modern annoyances to nostalgic tales.

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This summary covers the primary content and discussions (excluding pre-roll ads and post-show promotions), capturing the spontaneous wit that fans love about the show.

Transcript

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[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on today's big show that's not for me. Plus soccer and Tom's hat. It's coming up in just a minute.

[Tom]

Hey there.

[Paula Pan]

I'm Paula Pan. I help people make the smartest money decisions possible. If you don't control your money, it controls you.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're not in control of your finances and you have to look outside of yourself to live the life that you want. You're not in control of your life. Like, what is it that you actually want?

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Money should follow the dreams and goals

[Bob Kevoian]

because sometimes we make the dream and goal the money. And you've overworked yourself and you've exceeded what you've needed for the actual thing you want. Sometimes we forget, like, what's the actual thing you want?

[Paula Pan]

Afford anything. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Full Send Golf Announcer]

I quit my job at the corner store and started heading out for the open road with nothing more than my six string and a dream and the shirt on my back and my pants, of course. You gotta have pants. I assume you knew I was wearing pants at the time. Well, Interstate 10 West coast bound out to a place that some people call la where the sun is always shining and all the girls are naked and all the dudes are gay. That's what they say about this place. La, LA Dream where the freeways are just like rainbows in the clouds. LA Dream where the people always greet you with a smile. La dream where the mayor gives you money so it's been. And a girl that they call Paris Gives you something even better. Well, I was paying my dues Tendin Bar and a man came up and said, hey, kid, you could be a movie star. And I looked at him and said, thanks. Yeah, I did some acting in high school, and I actually was in a sixth grade play where I played a tree. And he said, that's good enough for me. So we hopped into his van and he took me to a studio that looked more like an abandoned warehouse. And he made me put on leather chaps and a gladiator helmet. And I said, oh, I get it. This is a period beast. La dream where the brown air covers the city like a warm blanket. La dream where the cops carry night sticks that are made of cotton candy where people only tell the truth. So it's been said. And I'm still waiting for that girl Paris to give me. You know what she gives. Well, needless to say, that movie never was released. And I'm not really supposed to talk about it. Cause even though there was a happy ending, there's still some serious charges pending. And I think it's time for me to make my way back home. Well, when I was leaving, I heard a man say, you know, you can take your hat off any place you like, but you can't eat Chinese food in front of a Spaniard. I think I read that part wrong. Well, I don't know about you, but I think that I'm inclined to disagree. Because a couple minutes later, that same man was eating food out of a trash can and was later arrested for exposing himself to. To. But either way, I still don't think that what he was saying was supposed to apply to me. La dream. Well, the mayor never gave me any money. La dream and the freeways weren't like rainbows. La dream Sometimes things don't happen the way that people send. And that girl Paris never gave me anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's our way of making sure you haven't missed anything.

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[Bob Kevoian]

Josh has persuaded me, and I think he's. I will just now say that's not for me.

[Kristi Lee]

Really.

[Bob Kevoian]

In other words, they'll make something I have no interest. Like, for example, I'm the only person the World Cup. I don't care. It's not for me.

[Tom]

You're not the only person.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I mean, most people are embracing it. And there's endless news stories about it going today, about the Water bottles at the World Cup. You can't measure how much I don't care.

[Tom]

That's good, though.

[Josh Arnold]

I like this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Soccer is boring to watch.

[Kristi Lee]

I think for you, apathy is better than hostility. Absolutely.

[Tom]

No, but his apathy is still wrapped in outright anger.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, we just heard it, didn't we?

[Paula Pan]

Yeah, we did.

[Josh Arnold]

Soccer's not for me. Soccer. It's so boring.

[Bob Kevoian]

If they.

[Tom]

If there was heroes who do like,

[Bob Kevoian]

if there was a game being played here and it caused traffic problems, I'd be furious.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Paula Pan]

And by the way, traffic problems.

[Bob Kevoian]

And by the way. Oh, no kidding. By the way, could we limit the number of marathons and mini marathons?

[Tom]

Here we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Every weekend. Oh, sorry, you can't get. You can't get there. Today. They're having the douchey marathon of the. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You're the one.

[Kristi Lee]

You started doing this on Thanksgiving. You started doing this, and we became a run before the. The meal family. See, that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's valid. That's raising money for a great charity for something Thanksgiving.

[Tom]

Their own way.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know. Giving, sure. But there's one every weekend.

[Commercial Announcer]

Now.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's got to be a point.

[Tom]

So there's a limit to your charity. All right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Just. I'm just saying, if it affects you,

[Paula Pan]

then it's a problem.

[Commercial Announcer]

I just think.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think I'm making a general point that there may be a little too much of everything, but there are a little too many fun runs and everything else that it's no fun to block traffic.

[Paula Pan]

You have a beautiful home. Maybe you should just stay home.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't believe me, I will.

[Paula Pan]

Okay.

[Tom]

No, you won't. You'll be out there getting coffee, going to brunch.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, and even when you stay home now, you're walking the dogs. You're not just letting them in the backyard. So even when you're home, you're still bothering the people around you.

[Tom]

I would give anything to talk to a neighbor of yours. Oh, there you, Margaret. There he goes again.

[Kristi Lee]

There's that crazy guy, had a cowboy hat on for a couple weeks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember that?

[Josh Arnold]

They do.

[Paula Pan]

Because I know one of his neighbors pretty well, and he's got. She told me the other day, she goes, and he wears that hat with the light on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's at night.

[Tom]

He's got his lights on. Lights on the side.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me clarify here. Yeah, let me clarify. I wore that. I was wearing that three hours ago, walking the dogs.

[Tom]

Cool, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. It's a. It's a nice. What do you call those? Soul brother Caps.

[Kristi Lee]

You know, don't. Come on, dude.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know the.

[Kristi Lee]

Why'd you look at Ace, too?

[Tom]

Yeah, Soul brother caps. I. I hear you, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, you know what?

[Josh Arnold]

For fun, I'm gonna Google Soul Burger

[Paula Pan]

cap

[Josh Arnold]

and just see what comes up.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the thing? What's the thing? That. The guy in YouTube that sounds like

[Kristi Lee]

something that Gene Wilder would say in a Richard Pryor movie.

[Tom]

I'm going to throw in a beanie.

[Paula Pan]

A beanie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kind of the guy on YouTube.

[Paula Pan]

Like a skull cap. Like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, skull cap. That's closer.

[Tom]

But I like soul brother hat better.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'll see. You'll see some of the gents.

[Kristi Lee]

It sounds so problematic. It's crazy.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'll see some of the gents in the NFL wear them.

[Full Send Golf Announcer]

Them.

[Tom]

Some of the gents.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. And I. I've clipped on two bicycle lights that blink. And then there's a. In the front, there's a cle. Like thing.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, this isn't a thing you purchased.

[Paula Pan]

You.

[Kristi Lee]

You invented this. Nerdy.

[Paula Pan]

She says it's quite something to see.

[Tom]

This were a movie, you'd fast forward to you getting hit by a car, lights flashing.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can see me, though?

[Paula Pan]

Well, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And there's a security guy when I come out early in the morning, there's a security guy down the street that always. As if he flashes his lights. Like, hey, buddy, I know you're coming to get my clients. No, I'm just. But. And then during the day, I'll wear the cowboy hat, but. Yeah, it's good to walk the dogs. Gotta get a little exercise.

[Kristi Lee]

When you wear it, Kelly doesn't have to worry about you cheating on her. It's a good happy joke.

[Paula Pan]

That's a woman deterrent.

[Tom]

Or the woman that would cheat on you. On anybody, with you. And wearing that hat. Probably going to be ugly.

[Bob Kevoian]

The word you're looking for, Christie, is vagina repellent.

[Paula Pan]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Full Send Golf Announcer]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. There's a lady that I'll see almost every morning driving in that wears a vest that has flashing lights. It's smart.

[Paula Pan]

Yeah. I wish the guy that walks in the neighborhood across the street would do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I like him. He's a gambler.

[Paula Pan]

He wears one light on his head. You know what he is from the back? You don't see him.

[Tom]

That's right. He's daring. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom]

Damn right. He's daring.

[Kristi Lee]

Like that.

[Tom]

So that's a man.

[Bob Kevoian]

So kind of off topic, but I was talking.

[Tom]

Kiss my ass.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was talking to Alan yesterday. Who's. Who's one of our Engineers. And he's an avid hunter. And I was saying I haven't seen any deer. I usually see deer.

[Kristi Lee]

Someone in the field this morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

So. Yeah, so that's the. I just was yesterday saying, you know, it's funny because I haven't seen any deer, but I saw one yesterday. And then this morning, we're kind of on a sort of a suburban area, but there's like a big patch of woods here. Tone had to slam on the brakes just before the driveway here because I would like standing right in the street.

[Tom]

I hope that the. I see the deers having two way radio and hearing you say something. Oh, we need to send four or five of us over there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Stat. Pretty quick. Tom hasn't seen any of us. Let's get on that.

[Paula Pan]

I drove halfway to Chicago last weekend. There were 15 dead deer on the side of the road, both coming and going. It was unbelievable.

[Tom]

Could it have been the same deer both. Both ways?

[Paula Pan]

No, honey. They were in very different states of demise.

[Tom]

So it's not enough with you and obituaries. You got to take pictures of dead deer. Chicago, no matter who died.

[Bob Kevoian]

Any dead celebs you want to do?

[Tom]

I was just doing as I was told. Chrissy told me to order donuts, so I was ordering donuts on National Donut Day.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got. I've got donuts.

[Tom]

Kind of a person tells you, hey, you always order donuts. Why don't you get off your wallet and order some donuts?

[Paula Pan]

I will pay for them. I don't.

[Tom]

And I will.

[Paula Pan]

What's your Venmo? And I will Venmo you the money right now.

[Tom]

I want $38 right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you sit on your wallet?

[Tom]

That's Chrissy Lee. Oh, yeah.

[Paula Pan]

Are you kidding me?

[Tom]

You so.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't mean as a metaphor. I mean, do you. Do you have a wallet?

[Paula Pan]

I have a little, like a little card thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it. Is it associated with your ass?

[Commercial Announcer]

Right.

[Tom]

I see you. I see you.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't sit on purse.

[Tom]

You have a change purse, don't you?

[Paula Pan]

No, I don't clasp.

[Tom]

I've always wanted one of those.

[Paula Pan]

Yeah, my mom used to have one

[Tom]

of those that says no to pickpockets. We got a letter about pickpockets.

[Bob Kevoian]

So the point is, you don't have. You don't have, like in your jeans right now?

[Paula Pan]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Willie, do you have a wallet?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, back, left pocket.

[Commercial Announcer]

Every day.

[Kristi Lee]

I do sit on it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess I'm a failure as a father.

[Paula Pan]

You sit on Your wallet. You don't sit on your wallet.

[Tom]

It's right handed right pocket.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right handed right pocket.

[Kristi Lee]

Listen, don't. Come on. That is. That's. That is not. That's not the reason. You're a bad father. Are you kidding me?

[Bob Kevoian]

The wallet thing.

[Kristi Lee]

You think the wallet thing is. No, you did great with the wallet. That thing.

[Tom]

Forget about the things you're going to own.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh. Wallet man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, right pocket, front ace.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know you wear sweatpants, which I approve of. You. They have a back pocket in your sweatpants. Right, Right back.

[Josh Arnold]

Right now. That's right.

[Commercial Announcer]

Front.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right front.

[Paula Pan]

So now your wallet's with you right now. And you're right.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's in. It's on my desk.

[Paula Pan]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I always.

[Tom]

I. I only keep him here.

[Josh Arnold]

I take it out when I'm in driving in the car. I'm always. I don't like things in my pockets.

[Kristi Lee]

I. You know, I have the same thing and I like, leave it out because I steal twenties. When I go to the bathroom, I'm stealing from you.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been wondering.

[Tom]

I don't know where my wallet is right now.

[Paula Pan]

Really?

[Tom]

Could be home, could be in the car, could be in my bag. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you and I have this. We have this little thin British wallet.

[Tom]

That's right. Very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

But. Yeah, but I. And I don't want to sit on it here because we're sitting for way too long. Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I used to.

[Tom]

I sit long enough.

[Josh Arnold]

Used to be a back left pocket guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

I was even a pocket. I was even a wallet chain guy for a little bit.

[Christopher]

Really?

[Kristi Lee]

Tell me everything. Did you clip it to your massive front pocket? That was mesh. And by Jinko, by any chance?

[Tom]

Please, please tell me you're not fibbing.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not fibbing. I clipped it to a belt loop in the front.

[Kristi Lee]

That's. I tried to do it for like one day in eighth grade. And my friends, you know what, they bullied it out of me. And I'm glad they did, but it was. You ever try that in middle school? Just a fun little fashion accessory and your friends just ridicule you. It was really corrective bullying because I could not have been. If I took them to high school, it'd be a nightmare.

[Josh Arnold]

I did it way too old. I was like out of. I was in college.

[Kristi Lee]

That rule.

[Josh Arnold]

And then I went to a Six Flags amusement park and they had banned them there. And I didn't know that.

[Tom]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Because people were whipping each other with them and stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that'll happen.

[Josh Arnold]

So I was asked to throw it away.

[Tom]

Do you remember the bullying that went on when somebody got a haircut? Oh, yeah, yeah. Middle school, like seventh, sixth, seventh grade.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can remember. Hey, man. Dude, this goes way back, but there was.

[Kristi Lee]

Hey, fruit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fashion. There was a fashion thing. I think it was. I think it might have been caused by the monkeys TV show. But there was a thing where guys would. Okay, have their belt buckle over here.

[Josh Arnold]

They would move it slightly. Slightly askew.

[Paula Pan]

I don't remember that.

[Tom]

I think you're exactly. My dad had his belt buckle on the side.

[Paula Pan]

Really?

[Tom]

Yeah, he sure did.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can remember. I could. I could visualize this in my mind. I even remember the guy's names. John Fuller walked up to this dude named Dean Sturgis and said, side belt. And John was a really big, strong guy. Reached down, picked him up by the ankles and threw him over backwards.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Willie's right, though. I mean, in junior high school you've got about an hour and then by the time the bullies have just trashed it and what? Move on that stuff.

[Tom]

That's not bullying, that's assault.

[Paula Pan]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, it was assault.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hilarious though. I guarantee those are those guys names.

[Tom]

But yeah, it's a shame we didn't have video those days.

[Bob Kevoian]

Always in it. Yeah.

[Tom]

Hey, emails from our listeners from all around the world. Your Bob and Tom show. Pacifically, Tom, I was planning on going to a fourth of July fireworks show, and now I'm starting to question it. I'm nervous, I'm concerned. Please, Tom. How much should I worry about pickpocketers?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's a very good question.

[Tom]

You say it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're training them right now.

[Paula Pan]

Are they. Is there like a school where you go to learn how to be a pickpocket?

[Josh Arnold]

University.

[Tom]

Oliver, your father. Oliver, your father's agent. As people are looking up at the fireworks, pickpockets run wild. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Paula Pan]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fine, Laugh now.

[Kristi Lee]

It's the perfect distraction.

[Tom]

They're going, ooh, Was Willie in a car seat when you went to the wrong day for the fireworks, was he in the car?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think so.

[Tom]

Yeah. That's what I was thinking.

[Bob Kevoian]

Many years ago, the place across the street used to always have fireworks.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And one year I took all you guys over there, and I remember pulling in because you. It used to be so crowded, you had to park here and walk over.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, yeah, I remember that.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I pulled up and thought, well, this is great. There are a lot of people here this time. Turned out they'd done one of those deals where they moved it so it wasn't on July 4th, so we'd miss them. So. But happy July 4th.

[Kristi Lee]

All right, guys, Looks like we're swimming our cargo shorts instead. How fun is this?

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, well, for some reason, this reminds me of something. We were talking off the air about this, and Christy, I don't know if you've observed this. This a guy that I work with, he's a physical therapist, younger guy, real nice guy.

[Paula Pan]

I know him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. You know, and he was. I think he went to his fourth destination bachelor party this year.

[Josh Arnold]

Sheesh.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is.

[Paula Pan]

That has become a thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then his wife.

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[Bob Kevoian]

His wife just went to a destination bachelorette party in Nashville, Tennessee. And I mean is if going to your buddy's weddings wasn't expensive enough when you were in your 20s, right now you've got to travel to a bachelor party.

[Kristi Lee]

The weddings are cheaper than the bachelor parties.

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I believe that Last year I had

[Kristi Lee]

two bachelor parties three months away from each other. One in Vegas, one in the Bahamas. It almost financially ruined me.

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[Bob Kevoian]

And is this. You were saying? Is this because of that movie, the Hangover?

[Paula Pan]

You think?

[Kristi Lee]

Maybe because of it, but yeah, it's. For me, the bachelor parties, they're always somewhere else. They're always Vegas or New Orleans, whatever.

[Paula Pan]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Back in my day, that just wasn't a thing.

[Paula Pan]

No, at least.

[Bob Kevoian]

At least in my sphere, I don't

[Josh Arnold]

know, we had a fishing weekend bachelor party.

[Tom]

Oh, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's kind of made a little more sense.

[Bob Kevoian]

That sounds reasonable.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like going to Vegas and, you know, you have to buy the air tickets and the hotel and you gotta. Then you're gonna go out when your

[Josh Arnold]

buddy goes, oh, yeah, for my bachelor party, we're going to Vegas. Or if your sister or whatever goes, oh, I'm having my bachelorette party in Nashville. Not only is it the money, but. But you're also like, oh, my friends are hacks.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

These are like the obvious. Come up with something original.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Paula Pan]

Yeah. I think my daughter's gone to Texas. New Orleans.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. So it's not just. This is a thing.

[Paula Pan]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom]

These aren't legally binding contracts when you're invited to.

[Bob Kevoian]

But it's just.

[Tom]

My gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I don't. I stopped going to bachelor parties even when I was in that.

[Tom]

I think you and I were at

[Bob Kevoian]

the same bachelor, the one that was so off putting, I said, I don't need this.

[Tom]

We promised each other we'd never go to another Bachelor.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I haven't.

[Tom]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I got lucky. I guess.

[Tom]

All.

[Josh Arnold]

Every bachelor party I went to was a blast.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, I love them.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing. Nothing crazy.

[Paula Pan]

They still have strippers and stuff?

[Kristi Lee]

No.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, I do know how to play that.

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[Kristi Lee]

It's a good time. I don't know. I don't know how to play that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going to just give you several pieces and you can put together the sentence.

[Paula Pan]

I know about yours. But that was back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here we go. Ready? Hard boiled egg. Stripper. Father of the bride.

[Tom]

I wasn't too put. Put off by that. I was by the guy on the toilet eating the sandwich. That kind of. And he thought it was hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. What is that?

[Tom]

The door open.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was put off.

[Tom]

Hi, guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was put off more by the. The. The birthing sequence of a hard boiled egg into the face of the father.

[Tom]

But you have to recog. Talent.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, it is.

[Josh Arnold]

At least appreciate the skill.

[Kristi Lee]

The egg salad at least taste good or.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't eat anything.

[Tom]

You know, she could also blow out a candle with that thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I left early.

[Josh Arnold]

Before you missed the pencil sharpening. Yeah, that was really. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then the STD spreading.

[Paula Pan]

The new bachelor parties are not like that.

[Kristi Lee]

No. Yeah. Just like a conventional. You just go to the strip club. The last one I went to, some guy got lost at the strip club. He was just there all day long. We were like, man, where's Greg? And he was like, yeah, he's still at the.

[Paula Pan]

Oh, boy.

[Kristi Lee]

Purple hippo or whatever it's called.

[Bob Kevoian]

In any event, experiment Rhino, please. A new show.

[Josh Arnold]

The proper respect.

[Bob Kevoian]

New trend. You got anything over there?

[Tom]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. This is common theme through most of the mail that I have this morning. Tom owes me $500 for bail. Yeah, I hit my girlfriend with a pillow last night.

[Paula Pan]

She called the cops.

[Bob Kevoian]

I.

[Paula Pan]

We try that at home last night.

[Kristi Lee]

No, Willie, you're hitting Kelly now.

[Tom]

On my way home yesterday, pillow fights, that subject came up. I can't remember who said to go home and hit your wife with a pillow out of nowhere? That was Tom. But I did it. I got a shock stare back. Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Tom's contention was that hitting somebody, hitting your wife or girlfriend with a pillow leads to sex or vice versa.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everyone's getting this backwards.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not true.

[Bob Kevoian]

I said Christy. No, you didn't.

[Paula Pan]

Yes, I did.

[Tom]

Adding words.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. The original premise was, Christy, take a nice high quality pillow. And then when Andy's brushing his teeth, as soon as he puts his toothbrush down, whack him in the back. Of the head with a pillow. That's going to start a little bit of mayhem. It's going to end up in glorious sex.

[Kristi Lee]

Whenever you talk about sex, it's crazy because statistically, you had to have sex at least seven times, right? But the way that you talk about it, it makes no sense.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, if I tried this, I'd be looking for an apartment apartment today. Don't get me wrong.

[Tom]

This guy ended up getting a diaper bag in the face after he tried to hit him with a pillow.

[Josh Arnold]

And those get heavy.

[Tom]

Dear tom show, specifically, tom, I'm writing to you from a hospital bed. I took tom's sexy time advice, waited for my wife to get out of the shower, brush her teeth, and wham. Right in the face with a pillow. Man, was she pissed.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think I do. Why I created.

[Tom]

Now I'm waiting for the surgeon to remove the pillow from my ass.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for bob and tom. Extra. This is christopher. Take care, everybody.

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[Kristi Lee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it feels good to be back

[Kristi Lee]

on the links with the boys.

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[Bob Kevoian]

But to golf in a big way.

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[Bob Kevoian]

Let's go hit the range.

[Kristi Lee]

I was like, let's go to the range. We are headed to the golf car. Y you want to golf with us?

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[Paula Pan]

You don't play golf?

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[Kristi Lee]

We got to break par. I'm very, very excited. You excited?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

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