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Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show today, the Butler University Band as we do the Omaha Steak Cookout. It's coming up in just a minute. Looking for the ultimate game night? Chumba Casino brings all the fun and excitement of a night out straight to your screen whenever you want it. Play hundreds of thrilling games instantly. No downloads, no delays. Just launch from your browser and dive right in. From spinning slots and playing blackjack to instant scratch tile cards or joining live social tables, there's always something new to explore. Signing up takes just seconds and you'll unlock a free welcome bonus, plus daily login bonuses to keep the fun going every time you play. Play for pure entertainment or for a chance to score some serious prizes. Anytime, anywhere. And here's the best part. No purchase required to join or play. So what are you waiting for? Make tonight one to remember, head to chumbacasino.com and bring the fun home. Let's Chumba Sponsored by VGW Group. No purchase necessary. See terms@chumbacasino.com must be over 21 and present in a state where it's legal to play. Don't wipe it on me. Marie, I don't know where you got. Don't wipe it on me. I don't know what it is. I don't want it on my ankle. I don't want it on my leg. I don't want it on my new blue jeans. I don't want it on my tie. I don't want it in my eyes. Don't you know what I mean? Don't why I met on me I don't know, honey I don't know what you gotta do I don't know what it is Mr. Tomato I don't want it on my ankle I don't want it on my leg I don't want it all while now my new blue I don't want it on my tongue I don't want it in my eyes, honey don't you know what I mean? I don't know Life it on me Rick. Get it out of here. I don't know where you got it. Put it back in the salad bar. It was. Hey, now some more Bob and Tom. This is Bob and Tom. Extra. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee. Hi. Matt Godwin. Hello, Josh. Arnold. Ace Cosby. How many nations are in this army, Chick? Seven, baby. Seven. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. If you're just joining us, that is the SOU from Butler University, the Butler Athletic Band. Oh, they're doing great. They're in our parking lot as we continue our Omaha Steaks tailgate cookout today. Everybody sing. Yeah. That's great stuff. Yeah. Oh, yes, ladies and gentlemen, White Stripes for that ass. Oh, that was just delightful. Makes you just. Doesn't it just make you feel like you're tailgating some great college football around the corner? Look at that grill. Look at those hot dogs. We got the smoking pasture cooking out there. Cooking up a bunch of Omaha Steaks stuff. Including the brats, the jumbo franks. We're gonna get some steaks up and running. And why don't we feed those young folks? And I'm not sure which food affects the embouchure the most. Is it. Is it possible to. I'm gonna amisher you. It's ambush. Whatever. I think it's great. Yes, that's right. Can you spell embouchure? D, I, C, K. Am I close? D, I, C, K. The only thing missing is you. Oh, no. Did you ever play a wind instrument, Josh? I played. Sorry, I'm meeting a bratwurst. He knows that. That's why he's asking you. I played a. Not. I played a brass instrument. I played trombone. There you go. For two years. Yeah. Oh, well, you need wind to blow a trombone. I thought a wind had. I thought only wind. They are. They had their reefs. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Can we get our band director back in the horn? There we have Aaron Burkhart. Just told him to eat oh, is he eating already? Oh, there's Aaron. Aaron, back off. I'm on a diet. Okay. Does. All right. You mentioned that you're a tromboneist. Yeah. Does the trombone require an embouchure? It sure does. Can you spell embouchure? No. E, M, B, O, U, C, H, R, E. It's with an E. That's the. That's why it was a trick question. And the am. That's. That's. So that's the way you set up. What's the hardest embouchure to make? Oboe. Flute. I'd say bassoon. I actually agree with flute. Yeah, you gotta do that funny with your mouth. Do that again. Christy. Yeah. Better talk to your lawyer. That is a weird look. Sorry. Well, and then they ended up in the dean's office. Okay, we're gonna let you guys have your. Have your food. It's okay. We'll be right back. Thank you so much, Aaron. We really appreciate it. Once again, we've got the Great Butler Athletic Band in the parking lot enjoying some Omaha steaks as we go to the Silac Insurance news desk with Christy Lee. U.S. officials are barring Iranian diplomats from shopping at Costco. Is that right? That's right. Without specific permission from the State Department, the prices are just too damn good. The department's Office of Foreign Missions determined diplomatic members and wholesale club stores, as well as diplomats. Ability to buy certain luxury goods are a benefit requiring US Government approval. I'm fine with requiring US Government approval for any Iranian diplomat to shop anywhere in this country. Don't you think, though, in a way, isn't this kind of counterproductive? Because don't you think once they realize, hey, this is really a great country to live in, they may be a little more. I don't. The only country that. I like your positivity. Did you ever see the movie? There was a great, great series called the Americans where these Russian agents were living here. Apparently. I'm on Chick's last nerve making a perfectly valid point here. I was kind of thinking they were gonna get so used to being in America, they'd start liking it. Don't you think, if they go to Costco? I think that was part of the show. They did like it, but I. I would think that we'd want the Iranians to be happy that are here. The only country whose diplomats were specifically targeted is Iran. Stores like Costco have been a favorite of Iranian diplomats posted to and visiting New York because they are able to buy large quantities of products not available. And Costco's famous for those huge packages of enriched uranium you gotta buy. That's the thing, Pat. You nailed it. You gotta buy a huge thing of enriched urine. You can't just go get a little one and then they. Not to mention the hot dogs. Do Iranians eat beef? I don't know. I have no idea. And I don't know much about them, but I think that's kind of funny. Weird. It's definitely a weird thing. Are there big. Are there Costcos in, like, New York City proper? That's a good question. There must be. But, man, I. I know there's one in Hawaii because. I know there's one in Hawaii because, remember, we got an email from a guy that saw Todd Rundgren at a Costco in Hawaii? No, I don't remember. That's amazing. I want to know that guy. I love Todd. I mean, come on. Police in Georgia. Now we're in the state of Georgia. Arrested a man accused of stealing more than 90 manhole covers in less than a month that had been heavy. According to DeKalb County Police, at least 91 DeKalb County Public Works. Manhole covers, also known as catch basin lids. No, they're not. Yeah. September 2nd, someone says catch basin lids. All right, Mr. Politically Correct. Investigators said the break in the case came when a witness recorded two men removing two manhole covers, placing them into a 2020 Nissan Kick and driving away. Detectives identified the vehicle's owner and took him into custody. He's charged with eight counts of theft of government property. What do you think they were trying to do with. This is what was bothering me because it doesn't make sense. So I did a little home work. What is. What are you going to get for a manhole cover? Okay. This scrapyard, it says, will pay approximately 10 or 15 cents per pound for cast iron. And those things are heavy. It says the average manhole cover, you might get $300 for one. Hey, that's times 90. Is that what it was? There's some quite a hole. Then that's $2.7 million. I think he's right. Uhhuh. But the other aspect of this that's. Think about the manhole cover was covering something. So the next guy that drives by is going to need to get new rims. Oh, that's true. Or someone's going to fall in it. Yeah, it's a pretty serious crime. But wouldn't you be better off doing catalytic converters? I'll talk to Oscar. He knows all this stuff. Poor Jeff. What has he ever done well, evidently, smoke pot and steel thing. Oh, no, no. He. He gave us a nice essay about the. The. The whole thing with the catalytic converters. And I have seen Oskar strip a house of copper wiring in less than two hours. It's astounding. Mr. Jeff Oscar has joined us. Jeffrey, look at this great band. Now, I think I need to set this up a little bit. Jeffrey is a great dad, wonderful guy, tremendous standup comedian. He's also a student. I don't know if you do you guys know this. Mr. Oskay is currently taking some courses, some college courses. Do you want to explain this, Jeff? Yeah, I'm going to. This is a real college, the Butler college. I am going to a community college. And the tailgating at a real college versus community college is quite different. So I thought I would share some of those with you. As in, at a real college tailgate, you have a live marching band like we have behind me us. At the community college, you have a dude with his trunk popped on his lower Honda Civic bump an NBA young boy. That was great. We need more. Drumroll. In real college, you have hot sorority girls going wild. At community college tailgate, you have single moms going to court ordered counseling. You're my favorite person. That's the guy who wants me to buy a beer. That's that guy. Oh, okay. I already got him some. All right. I thought the beer guy was the trumpet guy. At a real college tailgate, you have upside down margaritas. At the community college tailgate, you have upside down on your Kia Rio loan alone, you're upside down on the loan. It's a repo joke. At the real college tailgate, you have students secretly popping Adderall. At the community college tailgate, there's just three dudes boldly smoking Foilies by the dumpster. Foilies. Foilies. Explain it to Tom later. All right. Real college tailgates, everyone's hanging out around their cars, grilling out. At community college tailgates, everyone's just got off the city bus and the only grills are in the student's mouths. All right. Ok. By the way, the band director is queuing the drums. I love it. He said it's like Jeff's not speaking English. At real college tailgating, you have screaming and yelling. At the community college tailgate, you better keep it down or you'll wake all the babies. Real college tailgate students get drunk and stumble back to their dorms. Community college tailgate students can't get drunk because we all have to drive home. I love it. Real Color tailgate Girls dancing in the back of beds of pickup trucks. Community college tailgate. Amber is dancing on the stage in 30 minutes, so she's gonna have to leave early. Two more real college tailgate loudly and proudly singing the fight song. Community college loudly and proudly fighting with your baby mama on the speakerph. And finally, big drum roll. Nope. Okay. World college tailgate Jello shots. Community college mug shots. Very nice. Brilliant. Yes, sir. Jeff. Oscar. In just moments more Bob and Tom Extra. Bet you can't wait, huh? Mom worked a farm she worked hard every day with a baby in one arm and one on the way? She'd plant the crops and bale the hay? Mom worked the farm while dad taught ballet? Dad taught ballet with panache and great charm? He would plie with a man on each arm I'd play catch with mom while he soaked his sore feet? Cause after he'd PA de do he couldn't be a PA to me mom would wear those loose silver alls Daddy wore tights, pink scarves and bright shawls? He lisped and he twirled and he came off real fay mom drank a beer and watched the LPGA mom was home while dad passed away his dying words were dolores sunk. He never finished what he had to say still in the closet are his clothes to this day There were men at the funeral Impeccably dressed black Prada suits perfectly pressed. The church organ is played YMCA One man cried loudest Dad's dance partner Ray All. Mom's fine after daddy's been gone Coaching softball and mowing the lawn. Hangs out with Leslie, her best friends from school. They both got new Harleys and rainbow tattoos. So when I got asked about my parents, well, all I can say is, you know, mom worked the farm and dad taught me cooking and sewing and black goes with everything. Art and music and show tunes are fabulous. And it's okay to be great at ballet. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes. Google play and stitcher. For Bob and Tom. Extra, this is Christopher. Take care, everybody. Action. Next role is a groundbreaking podcast created and executive produced by Vernon Davis. This is where we talk about reinvention. The series explores the transformative journeys of athletes, artists, comedians and entrepreneurs. They don't just stop here. They just keep going. Next roll isn't about what's next. It's about why they do it, how they overcome fear year and the resilience it takes to keep evolving at the highest level. That's what it's all about. Stay tuned next, roll with Vernon Davis. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.