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Christopher
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on today's big show. The Top Bunnies plus Spin and Marty and Werther's. It's coming up in just a minute.
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Christopher
race stat.
Pat
Hey, down south the sun is shining but up north the wind is whining I'm calling you up just to make you feel a fool Cause me I'm sitting by the pool while you salt the walk beneath your feet I will salt my margarita as you listen to the furnace sucking fuel me I'll be sitting by the pool well I spent a lot of money on this big old fancy pool. Not a day goes by that I don't take a dive scuba mask and swim trunks with the hula hula girls. And when you hit that water boy it makes you feel alive.
Bob
Come on, Christy, you can do that.
Pat
Hey, wanna swim? I yell to my new neighbor. I was trying to think of an icebreaker. He yells back, not today. But boy, you sure look cool the way you're sittin by the pool. Well, I spent a lot of money on this big old fancy pool. Not a day goes by that I don't take a dive scuba mask and swim trunks with the hula hula girls. And when you hit that water boy it makes you feel. Well, I guess I better go now. It's so odd here over my neighbor's snowplow. I always call it a day when my legs start turning blue After I've been sitting by the washing that snow fly by. I've been sitting by the pool.
Bob
We know what you need. Here's another healthy dose of Bob and Tom extra.
Chick
Hello, Tom. And it's time for email from our listeners.
Bob
Aren't you forgetting something?
Chick
Like what?
Bob
Do you see any rabbits in the room?
Chick
Oh, yeah.
Tom
Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit.
Chick
Yeah, very good. Top three rabbits. Bugs. Oh yeah, yeah, bugs. Jack and then maybe Thumper number three.
Tom
Fiverr from Watership down in there too.
Bob
Oh, no, I'd say bug. Then the Playboy bunny.
Chick
Okay.
Tom
Oh, that's just the logo itself.
Chick
Yeah, I used to be able to do Roger Rabbit.
Tom
That's pretty good.
Chick
Yeah. What do you think?
Tom
Yeah, that is good. It's good you owe Charles Fleischer some money.
Chick
Yeah, he stole that from me. By all accounts an awful person. Simply my opinion, Tom.
Bob
Okay, that's random. I have no idea what you're talking. Weirdo. Let's move forward.
Chick
Dear Bob and Tom show tried to watch spin and Marty. Dot, dot, dot. Unwatchable. Sorry, Tom, that is JJ from Kermit,
Tom
Texas is some black and white Disney program.
Bob
Yeah, I mean this is from like the early 50s. I don't know.
Kristy
They were 11 minutes segments in a bigger show.
Chick
I believe it was kind of like the Simpsons were to Tracy Ullman.
Kristy
Yes.
Bob
Yeah.
Chick
Spin and Marty to the Mickey Mouse.
Tom
Were there any homoerotic undertones?
Bob
Oh, this is. Yeah. Brokeback Mountain 1950s team version.
Tom
That's about young men in a camp.
Bob
Right.
Chick
Spin or Marty, I'm not sure which one was Tim Considine and he was kind of a teen heartthrob. He was big star of my Three
Bob
Sons and he became a. In the world of racing, he was a expert and he was in the studio with us.
Chick
Is that right?
Bob
Yeah, many years ago. But yeah. Why are we talking about spin and Marty?
Chick
You.
Kristy
You brought.
Chick
You brought it up.
Bob
I know I brought it up. There had to be a reason.
Tom
I'm just sometimes surprised at how. Why do you.
Chick
Why do you think there was a reason?
Kristy
I believe we were talking about the most obscure thing that you could come
Bob
up with, and that was it.
Kristy
Yeah, I believe that was it.
Bob
All right, well, thank you very much. So we've got. You got a letter over there. Christie, I.
Kristy
Do you remember yesterday we were talking about those German dresses that the St. Pauli girls wear?
Tom
Yeah.
Kristy
You remember that? Yeah.
Bob
What? The guys wear the female version of lederhosen.
Kristy
Well, now I've been told that it's lederhosen.
Chick
Okay.
Kristy
From Christine, who's part of a German club. Oh, she. Oh, I'm sorry. Her name is Krista.
Bob
I was.
Chick
I was a member of a Greek club. Oh, really? A short time.
Bob
Yeah.
Chick
Really a lot of sweating going on, Tom.
Kristy
And you can Greek.
Chick
You can't tense up. No, no, no. I wanted to know more about the Greek style.
Tom
You know that tensing up is the enemy of.
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Yes.
Chick
Yeah. You can't be Greek at the right time. All right.
Kristy
The dress is called a dirndl. I must have pronounced it wrong. I apologize. Dirndl is what that dress is called. Oh, okay.
Bob
The. The St. Paula girl holding mugs and lots of mugs.
Tom
A lot of people now just say the St. Pauli girl.
Kristy
I know, don't they? Yeah, Dirndl.
Chick
Durnel. That sounds like a made up word. That sounds like a jabbery word. You're talking to the dirndl and flavin.
Tom
That does not sound like Jerry Seinfeld at all.
Chick
No. Jerry Lewis. Oh, dear. Bob and Tom show.
Bob
I received my Bob and Tom. Cheryl, this is nice. I received my Bob and Tom shirt from your pop up shop. I appreciate what you do for the Cincinnati Children's Hospital. My. Oh, this is nice. My son was there when he was two years old coordinating with the experts at the Cincinnati Children's Hospital. My son turns 20 in July.
Tom
Oh, wonderful.
Bob
Oh, James from Troy, Ohio. Well, I'm glad. Glad your son's doing well, James. And that was a little drop on the bucket. We had some shirts and donated some cash to an organization that does some great stuff.
Tom
That's great.
Bob
Making little superhero outfits for kids in the hospital. Yeah, happy to do it. Hope to do it again next year. We had a great time. That's a cool shirt, by the way. I just got mine.
Chick
Yeah, yeah, same. Yeah, we all kind of they've passed them out yesterday.
Bob
Okay. That would have been why I got mine.
Chick
Dear Bob and Tom show and thank
Tom
you for the shirts Tom that you just gave us.
Kristy
Yeah,
Chick
I would like to hire Tom for a day. Okay, hang on. Tom would be with me.
Bob
He.
Chick
I'd be with him rather from waking up, showering, walking the dogs, driving to work, maybe a coffee and the rest of the day just so I can do things better along with Tom, I would pay handsomely.
Tom
Handsomely.
Chick
This is from Chris. I think he's serious. Okay, Chris. This could be like a huge thing.
Tom
This could be Jackie Gleason. Is that Jackie Gleason wanting to buy Tom for his son?
Chick
I think the toy. Yes, I think so.
Tom
The Oscar overlooked toy.
Chick
Yes.
Bob
This is from Boise, Idaho. From Ryan. I'd like to thank the president of weirdos, Tom for wearing his bride's underwear at their wedding. As I'm firing up my workday, all I can hear in my head is Pat singing Just a Slump busting gold thong. Yeah. My having to wear Kelly's underwear at the wedding has led. Led to our doing that great song by Petty G. Do you miss it? I miss the Jeter.
Kristy
Are you going to start?
Tom
Did you get a taste for it?
Bob
No, but I do have to buy. The very short version is I had. She. Kelly got me white linen pants to get married in and when I put them on, my black underwear was showing through and we were on a small island in the Bahamas. I couldn't go buy any underwear, so I. I ended up finding a pair of her underwear that was kind of my flesh tone and that's what I wore. In any event, I can order you
Kristy
some flesh color jockey briefs right now. What would you like?
Tom
Women's.
Kristy
No, men's.
Tom
Yeah, but I think Tom has a taste for the ladies.
Kristy
You can get the men's just like. Don't you wear boxer briefs?
Bob
Yeah, I do know. Yeah. But I wear a different brand. I'll see if they make them.
Chick
I recommend Saxx. They're the best.
Tom
He's gonna need to order from the Proko harem line.
Kristy
Yeah, he's gonna have to order from.
Tom
Because they'll need a wider shade of pale.
Chick
Yeah.
Bob
When it comes to flesh tone, as you know, there's an array.
Kristy
Sure.
Bob
Even in this room. You go, let's just do my whiteness in the room here. I think you start with Ace on the. On the. The high end of darkness.
Tom
The high end of darkness.
Kristy
Oh, my God.
Chick
I'd like to apologize for my race. If I Could is that Ozzy album.
Tom
I believe that's a David Allen Coe song.
Chick
Rest in peace. Up against the wall. What?
Tom
Don't rest in too much piece, David.
Bob
Yeah, right. What's that smell? Chick Magee is quite dark complected.
Chick
Thank you. I'm swarthy. Yes.
Bob
And then, let's see. Then I would probably go over to Josh of nonspecific ethnic origin. And then probably a Pat than me. Then Christie.
Chick
No.
Bob
Maybe Christy.
Kristy
Oh, I'm not as fair.
Chick
No one. No one. No one's okay.
Bob
All right, well, let's. Let's move forward here.
Chick
They're Bob and Top Show. I listen to you guys every morning on my way to work. I was lucky enough yesterday morning to catch the segment on Werther's Hard Caramels. I did not hear anyone mention that this morning during my drive to work that my favorite Werther's are salted caramel cream filled chewy caramels.
Tom
Now we did mention the soft.
Chick
Check those out.
Tom
Look at those.
Chick
I did not remember.
Bob
Okay.
Kristy
Wow.
Bob
We may have to do a run to the store for them.
Chick
They are. Brenda says they from Cleveland. They are delicious.
Tom
They must be.
Chick
I keep them in a bowl at home and at work.
Bob
Salted caramel ice cream is now my new favorite.
Kristy
I love it too.
Bob
That's pretty good. It is amazing. And I never had it till about a year ago, so. What brand? Whatever, Kelly. I'm sure it's something that you have to. The cows have to give you permission or something.
Chick
And by the way, 30 bucks a pint. Yeah.
Kristy
These are on. You're married now.
Bob
I like being married. I like being married to Kelly.
Tom
What's. What's the. What's the rule for annulment?
Kristy
It's not consummated. Right?
Bob
Go on for a while.
Tom
Oh, it can.
Pat
Oh, yeah.
Tom
How do they know if it's not consummated? They get down there and check in.
Chick
Honor system, I guess. Right.
Bob
It's also religious.
Kristy
Oh, they're religious things.
Tom
If you can snap this carrot.
Chick
Wait a minute.
Tom
We know you.
Chick
I think he was just gonna brag about his sexual prowess there for a second.
Tom
Oh, yeah. Jesus.
Chick
Anyway, I don't know how Dick the
Bob
Bruiser got his name.
Chick
I remember my dad used to keep Worthers with him all the time. It helped me remember.
Bob
And I. I know that I. I provide too much information, but. No, the reason for this discussion was a very good one. That Werther's have become kind of a standard punchline. That they're just for Old people. And I forget which one of you said they need to rebrand. And I think you're correct.
Tom
They should.
Bob
They got to market these things for. For the young folk out there because they're so delicious. But I think they're being avoided because it's this. Oh, that's something for old people.
Tom
Right. And they are for everyone. My gosh. Are they for.
Bob
And we had.
Kristy
Great.
Bob
We had a couple ideas for perhaps spokespeople.
Chick
Sure.
Bob
For. And one of them involved, I believe.
Tom
Oh yeah. Chick recommended Cindy Sweeney. Who That's.
Chick
Oh yeah.
Tom
Will certainly get the attention of the youth and the. You know what Young and old actually. Yeah.
Kristy
Men and women. She's very pretty.
Bob
Is the go to guy. What's his name? Timothy.
Tom
Well, he's sort of in hot water.
Chick
Has been. Doesn't like ballet dancing.
Tom
He didn't even say that. Whatever happened to people?
Bob
Isn't his mom like a ballerina or something? Wasn't he kidding?
Tom
It kind of didn't matter. People made such a big deal of. And they still are.
Chick
You know. That's the thing. Maybe it's his opinion. So what?
Tom
That's the whole thing. Yeah, but Quentin Tarantino doesn't like Paul Dano.
Chick
Who cares?
Bob
Now who would be another young stud? That would be.
Tom
Oh, you're Jacob Elordi.
Chick
He's. He's hot right now.
Kristy
Yeah, very hot. Miles Teller's very hot.
Chick
Is he back?
Bob
Who's the guy that was in the Tornado movie?
Tom
Oh yeah. Glenn Powell. Yeah, he's great.
Chick
Yeah. Yeah.
Bob
Glenn Powell. Popping some Werther's.
Kristy
Sure.
Bob
Yeah. I think that would work. I think we've solved this problem.
Tom
Oh yeah. I mean we just gotta. You give a Werther's to a six year old, they're gonna really like it.
Chick
Yes.
Tom
That's my son's favorite road candy.
Chick
That's what he got Early Werther's and he's loves it.
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Fifteen.
Chick
Fifteen.
Tom
A fifteen year old boy.
Bob
Now back in the day your favorite road candy was a women named what? Candy. Candy. Okay, good. You ever know anybody named Candy?
Chick
No.
Kristy
My husband's sister.
Tom
I can't let you go. Candy in the family.
Kristy
She has passed on, but yes, dead Candy.
Bob
I love that band.
Kristy
Sorry.
Chick
Andy, have you seen the latest.
Bob
Wait a minute. Hang on a second. Wait a minute. Andy and Andy and Candy.
Tom
Andy.
Kristy
Andy was the oldest. Andy was the youngest.
Bob
The Mandy love of Brandy.
Chick
You know they had girls.
Kristy
She was the only girl.
Chick
They had to do it yourself, fix it shop. They were. They were quite handy. Yeah.
Bob
And it was really well appointed. Dandy. Dandy.
Kristy
I'm gonna hear about this.
Chick
This is an easy one. Dandy Andy and Dead Candy. A handy shot.
Bob
I mentioned that I. One of the brightest young ladies I ever knew was named Candy, and it was just. It was one of those things like you don't expect.
Chick
Well, yeah, because that name is. You know, my name's Candy.
Bob
Yeah, it's associated with.
Kristy
Not like that. She was a beautiful woman. Yeah.
Bob
No, no, no. This woman was very attractive, but also.
Tom
Christy, stop. Stop bringing truth into the silliness that's going on.
Bob
I'm gonna have to whip out this piece of paper.
Chick
Everything was fine till they started insulting my s. Dead sister.
Tom
Yes, Andy knows we're idiots. We're idiots.
Chick
Well, and another thing, I. If Candy were. I don't want anything to do with her now because of you.
Bob
Let's. Let's move on. I'm not sure if we can get out of this. I think we're stuck. We have.
Kristy
We can get out.
Bob
Dug a hole. And my buddy, he was on.
Tom
He was at the beach with his dad, and they were. I mean, the whole family. But he and his dad were sitting there on the sand, and this woman came up and she said, I recognize you guys from some. You know, I think my son went to school with whoever. And my. My buddy said. He goes, oh, yeah, and what's your name again? And she goes, cookie. And he's like, oh, okay. And she goes, cookie Munches. Her name. Her name was Cookie Munches.
Limerick Reader
What?
Tom
And he said out of the corner of his eye, he could see his dad's shoulders shaking up and down. And his dad rolled over on the towel. So he was just stuck trying not to howl, talking to Cookie Munches.
Bob
That's not a porno name or a stressor. Some lady.
Chick
Isn't that interesting? Someone would have that name and not think a thing of it.
Tom
Right, Right, Cookie. Cookie Munches.
Chick
I bet you do.
Pat
I love those funny video shows that
Bob
just can't get enough.
Limerick Reader
The Cavalcade of Concussions.
Pat
Boy, that's funny stuff. They're tripping in Poughkeepsie. They're slipping in Des Moines but the
Limerick Reader
ones that win 10,000 are all trauma to the groin. Trauma to the groin, boys. Trauma to the groin. Nothing's quite as funny as a trauma to the groin There is no wit more petite There is no joke, divine or limerick delicious as a trauma to
Chick
the groin
Limerick Reader
One day while in the garden I stepped upon a rake the blow intense and accurate an impression it did make My children caught it all on tape Thought it was the funniest thing and I choked a curse out through my tears as they began to sing oh, a trauma to the groin, boys Trauma to the groin Nothing's quite as funny as a trauma to the groin There is no wit more petite There is no joke divine her limerick delicious as a trauma to the groin Bravo. Well, I won the money Though I failed to see the joke hey, each to his own, I guess and most
Pat
of the dough well, don't you know Paid the bill to the EMS
Limerick Reader
so let us see a show of hands and let it be resolved that a trauma's much more funny if your own groin's not involved oh, trauma to the groin, boys Trauma to the boys Nothing's quite as funny as a trauma to the groin There is no wit more pretty There is no joke divine or limerick delicious as a drama to the groin
Kristy
it is so true
Christopher
that's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.
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Bob
Back in the 80s, there were a thousand bands trying to make it in the world of rock. But there was one band that had it all. Hammer Alley.
Kristy
Whatever happened to Hammer Alley?
Hammer Alley Narrator
How did they go from top of the rock? I'm looking for a music video. They're a band from 1987. Hammer Alley. Ever heard of them? To rock bottom.
Chick
Dude, I was born in 1980. 87.
Kristy
I can't believe he's doing this.
Hammer Alley Narrator
Hammer Alley.
Tom
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Episode Date: May 26, 2026
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Theme: A comedic roundtable exploring pop culture nostalgia, listener letters, candy controversies, and playful banter about names and old TV, with the unique humor of the BOB & TOM cast.
In this “Extra” episode, the legendary cast dives into a lively and nostalgic discussion featuring debates about the top famous bunnies, the obscurity of the Disney segment "Spin and Marty," sentimental musings on Werther’s candies, and comedic tangents about names like Candy and Cookie. Packed with absurdist humor, quick-witted banter, and moments of genuine warmth, the episode delivers classic BOB & TOM talk radio energy.
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