B&T Extra: The TOP Bunnys, Spin & Marty, & Werthers

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Extra: The TOP Bunnys, Spin & Marty, & Werther's

Episode Date: May 26, 2026
Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Theme: A comedic roundtable exploring pop culture nostalgia, listener letters, candy controversies, and playful banter about names and old TV, with the unique humor of the BOB & TOM cast.

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Episode Overview

In this “Extra” episode, the legendary cast dives into a lively and nostalgic discussion featuring debates about the top famous bunnies, the obscurity of the Disney segment "Spin and Marty," sentimental musings on Werther’s candies, and comedic tangents about names like Candy and Cookie. Packed with absurdist humor, quick-witted banter, and moments of genuine warmth, the episode delivers classic BOB & TOM talk radio energy.

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Key Discussion Points & Timestamps

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1. Summertime Pool Song and Listener Emails

[02:33 – 04:30]

• Pat opens with a light-hearted, summery original song about rubbing it in to northern friends by enjoying a pool while they shovel snow.
• Bob encourages Christy to sing, which keeps up the episode’s playful “we’re all in it together” tone.

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2. Debating The Top 3 Famous Rabbits

[04:38 – 05:17]

• Chick: "Top three rabbits. Bugs. Oh yeah, yeah, bugs. Jack and then maybe Thumper number three." [04:43]
• Tom suggests "Fiver from Watership Down."
• Bob: "No, I'd say Bug, then the Playboy bunny."
• Chick: "I used to be able to do Roger Rabbit.”
• Tom: “It’s good you owe Charles Fleischer some money.”
• Friendly dispute about who counts as a top bunny; digs at Roger Rabbit and Charles Fleischer.

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3. Spin and Marty: Unwatchable Nostalgia?

[05:21 – 06:27]

• Letter from listener JJ, who found "Spin and Marty" (a 50s Disney show) “unwatchable.”
• Discussion about the short format, likening it to the "Simpsons on Tracy Ullman" compared to "Spin and Marty" on the Mickey Mouse Club.
• Tom: “Were there any homoerotic undertones?” [05:48]
• Cast jokes about "Brokeback Mountain 1950s Teen Version," and Bob shares Tim Considine background.
• Reflection on why they started talking about "Spin & Marty"—revealed as a bid to name the most obscure pop reference.

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4. German Dress Names and Listener Corrections

[06:32 – 07:29]

• Kristy shares a listener correction about the traditional German dress: “The dress is called a dirndl.” [07:12]
• Chick riffs, “That sounds like a made up word. That sounds like a jabbery word.” [07:29]
• Silly Seinfeld and Jerry Lewis impressions ensue.

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5. Charity and Bob & Tom T-Shirt Shoutouts

[07:42 – 08:31]

• Appreciation for support of Cincinnati Children’s Hospital via Bob & Tom shirt sales.
• Bob: “That was a little drop in the bucket… for kids in the hospital. That’s a cool shirt, by the way.” [08:02]
• Heartfelt thanks to listeners and the show team.

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6. Tom’s Wedding Underwear & Road Candy Confessional

[08:33 – 11:37]

• Listeners write in about Tom’s infamous wedding where he wore his bride’s underwear due to see-through pants.
• “My black underwear was showing through… I ended up finding a pair of her underwear that was kind of my flesh tone and that’s what I wore.” — Tom [09:49]
• Hilarious group banter about men’s vs women’s underwear, flesh tones, and brand recommendations (“Saxx are the best”—Chick [10:28]).
• Brief, cheeky discussion on skin tone hierarchy: "I think you start with Ace on the... the high end of darkness." — Bob [10:54]

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7. Werther's Caramels—Are They Just for Old People?

[11:39 – 13:45]

• Listener email highlights the variety of Werther’s: “Salted caramel cream filled chewy caramels.” [11:39]
• Chick: “I keep them in a bowl at home and at work.”
• Bob: “Salted caramel ice cream is now my new favorite. It is amazing.” [12:17]
• Group agrees Werther's shouldn't just be for older folks; they joke about needing rebranding and hiring a celebrity spokesperson.
• Bob: “Werther’s have become a standard punchline. They need to rebrand… for the young folk…” [13:18]

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8. Casting Werther’s Spokespeople

[13:45 – 15:02]

• Cast suggests possible new faces for Werther’s commercials to attract youth:
  • Chick: “Sydney Sweeney… will certainly get the attention of the youth.” [13:56]
  • Others suggest Jacob Elordi, Miles Teller, Glenn Powell.
• “You give a Werther’s to a six year old, they’re gonna really like it. That’s my son’s favorite road candy.”—Tom [15:05]

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9. Funny Names: Candy and Cookie Munches

[15:15 – 17:45]

• Bob: “Now back in the day your favorite road candy was a woman named... Candy.” [15:15]
• Kristy shares about her late sister-in-law Candy; group riffs on other names like Andy, Brandy, Dandy, and the concept of a “Dead Candy.”
• Tom tells a story about someone named “Cookie Munches.”
  • “Her name was Cookie Munches… His dad’s shoulders were shaking up and down… just stuck trying not to howl talking to Cookie Munches.” [17:19]
• Group riffs on how names color expectations and stereotypes.

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10. Musical Finale: “Trauma to the Groin”

[17:56 – 19:47]

• Pat & Limerick Reader deliver a comedic limerick and song about America’s Funniest Home Videos’ love of “trauma to the groin.”
  • "There is no wit more petite / There is no joke divine / Or limerick delicious as a trauma to the groin." [18:24]
• The song reflects on the universal (slightly guilty) humor found in slapstick “groin shot” clips.

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Notable Quotes

• "Top three rabbits. Bugs. Oh yeah, yeah, Bugs. Jack and then maybe Thumper number three." — Chick [04:43]
• "Spin and Marty... unwatchable. Sorry, Tom." — Listener Letter read by Chick [05:21]
• "Were there any homoerotic undertones?" — Tom [05:48]
• "Salted caramel ice cream is now my new favorite. I never had it till about a year ago." — Bob [12:17]
• "Werther’s have become kind of a standard punchline. They need to rebrand for the young folk." — Bob [13:18]
• “You give a Werther’s to a six year old, they’re gonna really like it. That’s my son’s favorite road candy.” — Tom [15:05]
• "There is no wit more petite / There is no joke divine / Or limerick delicious as a trauma to the groin." — Limerick Reader [18:24]

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Memorable Moments

• The thorough (and ridiculous) rabbit ranking, with fierce defense of “Playboy bunny” and Roger Rabbit impressions.
• The group breakdown over the name “Cookie Munches,” with Tom’s anecdote about holding back laughter.
• Sincere listener appreciation for charity work, mixed with the show’s classic self-deprecating humor.

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Episode Flow & Tone

• Language & Tone: Fast-paced, sarcastic, warm camaraderie, zany yet good-natured.
• Engagement: Heavy listener interaction (reading letters), pop culture callbacks, and in-the-moment musical humor.
• Overall Feel: Nostalgic, irreverent, and packed with running gags and friendly roasting.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a great primer on the distinct, improvisational fun of The BOB & TOM Show—expect pop culture tangents, gentle ribbing among friends, songs, and a love for everything a little bit silly.

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End of summary.

Transcript

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[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on today's big show. The Top Bunnies plus Spin and Marty and Werther's. It's coming up in just a minute.

[Tom]

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[Christopher]

race stat.

[Pat]

Hey, down south the sun is shining but up north the wind is whining I'm calling you up just to make you feel a fool Cause me I'm sitting by the pool while you salt the walk beneath your feet I will salt my margarita as you listen to the furnace sucking fuel me I'll be sitting by the pool well I spent a lot of money on this big old fancy pool. Not a day goes by that I don't take a dive scuba mask and swim trunks with the hula hula girls. And when you hit that water boy it makes you feel alive.

[Bob]

Come on, Christy, you can do that.

[Pat]

Hey, wanna swim? I yell to my new neighbor. I was trying to think of an icebreaker. He yells back, not today. But boy, you sure look cool the way you're sittin by the pool. Well, I spent a lot of money on this big old fancy pool. Not a day goes by that I don't take a dive scuba mask and swim trunks with the hula hula girls. And when you hit that water boy it makes you feel. Well, I guess I better go now. It's so odd here over my neighbor's snowplow. I always call it a day when my legs start turning blue After I've been sitting by the washing that snow fly by. I've been sitting by the pool.

[Bob]

We know what you need. Here's another healthy dose of Bob and Tom extra.

[Chick]

Hello, Tom. And it's time for email from our listeners.

[Bob]

Aren't you forgetting something?

[Chick]

Like what?

[Bob]

Do you see any rabbits in the room?

[Chick]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom]

Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit.

[Chick]

Yeah, very good. Top three rabbits. Bugs. Oh yeah, yeah, bugs. Jack and then maybe Thumper number three.

[Tom]

Fiverr from Watership down in there too.

[Bob]

Oh, no, I'd say bug. Then the Playboy bunny.

[Chick]

Okay.

[Tom]

Oh, that's just the logo itself.

[Chick]

Yeah, I used to be able to do Roger Rabbit.

[Tom]

That's pretty good.

[Chick]

Yeah. What do you think?

[Tom]

Yeah, that is good. It's good you owe Charles Fleischer some money.

[Chick]

Yeah, he stole that from me. By all accounts an awful person. Simply my opinion, Tom.

[Bob]

Okay, that's random. I have no idea what you're talking. Weirdo. Let's move forward.

[Chick]

Dear Bob and Tom show tried to watch spin and Marty. Dot, dot, dot. Unwatchable. Sorry, Tom, that is JJ from Kermit,

[Tom]

Texas is some black and white Disney program.

[Bob]

Yeah, I mean this is from like the early 50s. I don't know.

[Kristy]

They were 11 minutes segments in a bigger show.

[Chick]

I believe it was kind of like the Simpsons were to Tracy Ullman.

[Kristy]

Yes.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Spin and Marty to the Mickey Mouse.

[Tom]

Were there any homoerotic undertones?

[Bob]

Oh, this is. Yeah. Brokeback Mountain 1950s team version.

[Tom]

That's about young men in a camp.

[Bob]

Right.

[Chick]

Spin or Marty, I'm not sure which one was Tim Considine and he was kind of a teen heartthrob. He was big star of my Three

[Bob]

Sons and he became a. In the world of racing, he was a expert and he was in the studio with us.

[Chick]

Is that right?

[Bob]

Yeah, many years ago. But yeah. Why are we talking about spin and Marty?

[Chick]

You.

[Kristy]

You brought.

[Chick]

You brought it up.

[Bob]

I know I brought it up. There had to be a reason.

[Tom]

I'm just sometimes surprised at how. Why do you.

[Chick]

Why do you think there was a reason?

[Kristy]

I believe we were talking about the most obscure thing that you could come

[Bob]

up with, and that was it.

[Kristy]

Yeah, I believe that was it.

[Bob]

All right, well, thank you very much. So we've got. You got a letter over there. Christie, I.

[Kristy]

Do you remember yesterday we were talking about those German dresses that the St. Pauli girls wear?

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Kristy]

You remember that? Yeah.

[Bob]

What? The guys wear the female version of lederhosen.

[Kristy]

Well, now I've been told that it's lederhosen.

[Chick]

Okay.

[Kristy]

From Christine, who's part of a German club. Oh, she. Oh, I'm sorry. Her name is Krista.

[Bob]

I was.

[Chick]

I was a member of a Greek club. Oh, really? A short time.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Really a lot of sweating going on, Tom.

[Kristy]

And you can Greek.

[Chick]

You can't tense up. No, no, no. I wanted to know more about the Greek style.

[Tom]

You know that tensing up is the enemy of.

[Hammer Alley Narrator]

Yes.

[Chick]

Yeah. You can't be Greek at the right time. All right.

[Kristy]

The dress is called a dirndl. I must have pronounced it wrong. I apologize. Dirndl is what that dress is called. Oh, okay.

[Bob]

The. The St. Paula girl holding mugs and lots of mugs.

[Tom]

A lot of people now just say the St. Pauli girl.

[Kristy]

I know, don't they? Yeah, Dirndl.

[Chick]

Durnel. That sounds like a made up word. That sounds like a jabbery word. You're talking to the dirndl and flavin.

[Tom]

That does not sound like Jerry Seinfeld at all.

[Chick]

No. Jerry Lewis. Oh, dear. Bob and Tom show.

[Bob]

I received my Bob and Tom. Cheryl, this is nice. I received my Bob and Tom shirt from your pop up shop. I appreciate what you do for the Cincinnati Children's Hospital. My. Oh, this is nice. My son was there when he was two years old coordinating with the experts at the Cincinnati Children's Hospital. My son turns 20 in July.

[Tom]

Oh, wonderful.

[Bob]

Oh, James from Troy, Ohio. Well, I'm glad. Glad your son's doing well, James. And that was a little drop on the bucket. We had some shirts and donated some cash to an organization that does some great stuff.

[Tom]

That's great.

[Bob]

Making little superhero outfits for kids in the hospital. Yeah, happy to do it. Hope to do it again next year. We had a great time. That's a cool shirt, by the way. I just got mine.

[Chick]

Yeah, yeah, same. Yeah, we all kind of they've passed them out yesterday.

[Bob]

Okay. That would have been why I got mine.

[Chick]

Dear Bob and Tom show and thank

[Tom]

you for the shirts Tom that you just gave us.

[Kristy]

Yeah,

[Chick]

I would like to hire Tom for a day. Okay, hang on. Tom would be with me.

[Bob]

He.

[Chick]

I'd be with him rather from waking up, showering, walking the dogs, driving to work, maybe a coffee and the rest of the day just so I can do things better along with Tom, I would pay handsomely.

[Tom]

Handsomely.

[Chick]

This is from Chris. I think he's serious. Okay, Chris. This could be like a huge thing.

[Tom]

This could be Jackie Gleason. Is that Jackie Gleason wanting to buy Tom for his son?

[Chick]

I think the toy. Yes, I think so.

[Tom]

The Oscar overlooked toy.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Bob]

This is from Boise, Idaho. From Ryan. I'd like to thank the president of weirdos, Tom for wearing his bride's underwear at their wedding. As I'm firing up my workday, all I can hear in my head is Pat singing Just a Slump busting gold thong. Yeah. My having to wear Kelly's underwear at the wedding has led. Led to our doing that great song by Petty G. Do you miss it? I miss the Jeter.

[Kristy]

Are you going to start?

[Tom]

Did you get a taste for it?

[Bob]

No, but I do have to buy. The very short version is I had. She. Kelly got me white linen pants to get married in and when I put them on, my black underwear was showing through and we were on a small island in the Bahamas. I couldn't go buy any underwear, so I. I ended up finding a pair of her underwear that was kind of my flesh tone and that's what I wore. In any event, I can order you

[Kristy]

some flesh color jockey briefs right now. What would you like?

[Tom]

Women's.

[Kristy]

No, men's.

[Tom]

Yeah, but I think Tom has a taste for the ladies.

[Kristy]

You can get the men's just like. Don't you wear boxer briefs?

[Bob]

Yeah, I do know. Yeah. But I wear a different brand. I'll see if they make them.

[Chick]

I recommend Saxx. They're the best.

[Tom]

He's gonna need to order from the Proko harem line.

[Kristy]

Yeah, he's gonna have to order from.

[Tom]

Because they'll need a wider shade of pale.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Bob]

When it comes to flesh tone, as you know, there's an array.

[Kristy]

Sure.

[Bob]

Even in this room. You go, let's just do my whiteness in the room here. I think you start with Ace on the. On the. The high end of darkness.

[Tom]

The high end of darkness.

[Kristy]

Oh, my God.

[Chick]

I'd like to apologize for my race. If I Could is that Ozzy album.

[Tom]

I believe that's a David Allen Coe song.

[Chick]

Rest in peace. Up against the wall. What?

[Tom]

Don't rest in too much piece, David.

[Bob]

Yeah, right. What's that smell? Chick Magee is quite dark complected.

[Chick]

Thank you. I'm swarthy. Yes.

[Bob]

And then, let's see. Then I would probably go over to Josh of nonspecific ethnic origin. And then probably a Pat than me. Then Christie.

[Chick]

No.

[Bob]

Maybe Christy.

[Kristy]

Oh, I'm not as fair.

[Chick]

No one. No one. No one's okay.

[Bob]

All right, well, let's. Let's move forward here.

[Chick]

They're Bob and Top Show. I listen to you guys every morning on my way to work. I was lucky enough yesterday morning to catch the segment on Werther's Hard Caramels. I did not hear anyone mention that this morning during my drive to work that my favorite Werther's are salted caramel cream filled chewy caramels.

[Tom]

Now we did mention the soft.

[Chick]

Check those out.

[Tom]

Look at those.

[Chick]

I did not remember.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Kristy]

Wow.

[Bob]

We may have to do a run to the store for them.

[Chick]

They are. Brenda says they from Cleveland. They are delicious.

[Tom]

They must be.

[Chick]

I keep them in a bowl at home and at work.

[Bob]

Salted caramel ice cream is now my new favorite.

[Kristy]

I love it too.

[Bob]

That's pretty good. It is amazing. And I never had it till about a year ago, so. What brand? Whatever, Kelly. I'm sure it's something that you have to. The cows have to give you permission or something.

[Chick]

And by the way, 30 bucks a pint. Yeah.

[Kristy]

These are on. You're married now.

[Bob]

I like being married. I like being married to Kelly.

[Tom]

What's. What's the. What's the rule for annulment?

[Kristy]

It's not consummated. Right?

[Bob]

Go on for a while.

[Tom]

Oh, it can.

[Pat]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom]

How do they know if it's not consummated? They get down there and check in.

[Chick]

Honor system, I guess. Right.

[Bob]

It's also religious.

[Kristy]

Oh, they're religious things.

[Tom]

If you can snap this carrot.

[Chick]

Wait a minute.

[Tom]

We know you.

[Chick]

I think he was just gonna brag about his sexual prowess there for a second.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah. Jesus.

[Chick]

Anyway, I don't know how Dick the

[Bob]

Bruiser got his name.

[Chick]

I remember my dad used to keep Worthers with him all the time. It helped me remember.

[Bob]

And I. I know that I. I provide too much information, but. No, the reason for this discussion was a very good one. That Werther's have become kind of a standard punchline. That they're just for Old people. And I forget which one of you said they need to rebrand. And I think you're correct.

[Tom]

They should.

[Bob]

They got to market these things for. For the young folk out there because they're so delicious. But I think they're being avoided because it's this. Oh, that's something for old people.

[Tom]

Right. And they are for everyone. My gosh. Are they for.

[Bob]

And we had.

[Kristy]

Great.

[Bob]

We had a couple ideas for perhaps spokespeople.

[Chick]

Sure.

[Bob]

For. And one of them involved, I believe.

[Tom]

Oh yeah. Chick recommended Cindy Sweeney. Who That's.

[Chick]

Oh yeah.

[Tom]

Will certainly get the attention of the youth and the. You know what Young and old actually. Yeah.

[Kristy]

Men and women. She's very pretty.

[Bob]

Is the go to guy. What's his name? Timothy.

[Tom]

Well, he's sort of in hot water.

[Chick]

Has been. Doesn't like ballet dancing.

[Tom]

He didn't even say that. Whatever happened to people?

[Bob]

Isn't his mom like a ballerina or something? Wasn't he kidding?

[Tom]

It kind of didn't matter. People made such a big deal of. And they still are.

[Chick]

You know. That's the thing. Maybe it's his opinion. So what?

[Tom]

That's the whole thing. Yeah, but Quentin Tarantino doesn't like Paul Dano.

[Chick]

Who cares?

[Bob]

Now who would be another young stud? That would be.

[Tom]

Oh, you're Jacob Elordi.

[Chick]

He's. He's hot right now.

[Kristy]

Yeah, very hot. Miles Teller's very hot.

[Chick]

Is he back?

[Bob]

Who's the guy that was in the Tornado movie?

[Tom]

Oh yeah. Glenn Powell. Yeah, he's great.

[Chick]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob]

Glenn Powell. Popping some Werther's.

[Kristy]

Sure.

[Bob]

Yeah. I think that would work. I think we've solved this problem.

[Tom]

Oh yeah. I mean we just gotta. You give a Werther's to a six year old, they're gonna really like it.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Tom]

That's my son's favorite road candy.

[Chick]

That's what he got Early Werther's and he's loves it.

[Home Depot Announcer]

Fifteen.

[Chick]

Fifteen.

[Tom]

A fifteen year old boy.

[Bob]

Now back in the day your favorite road candy was a women named what? Candy. Candy. Okay, good. You ever know anybody named Candy?

[Chick]

No.

[Kristy]

My husband's sister.

[Tom]

I can't let you go. Candy in the family.

[Kristy]

She has passed on, but yes, dead Candy.

[Bob]

I love that band.

[Kristy]

Sorry.

[Chick]

Andy, have you seen the latest.

[Bob]

Wait a minute. Hang on a second. Wait a minute. Andy and Andy and Candy.

[Tom]

Andy.

[Kristy]

Andy was the oldest. Andy was the youngest.

[Bob]

The Mandy love of Brandy.

[Chick]

You know they had girls.

[Kristy]

She was the only girl.

[Chick]

They had to do it yourself, fix it shop. They were. They were quite handy. Yeah.

[Bob]

And it was really well appointed. Dandy. Dandy.

[Kristy]

I'm gonna hear about this.

[Chick]

This is an easy one. Dandy Andy and Dead Candy. A handy shot.

[Bob]

I mentioned that I. One of the brightest young ladies I ever knew was named Candy, and it was just. It was one of those things like you don't expect.

[Chick]

Well, yeah, because that name is. You know, my name's Candy.

[Bob]

Yeah, it's associated with.

[Kristy]

Not like that. She was a beautiful woman. Yeah.

[Bob]

No, no, no. This woman was very attractive, but also.

[Tom]

Christy, stop. Stop bringing truth into the silliness that's going on.

[Bob]

I'm gonna have to whip out this piece of paper.

[Chick]

Everything was fine till they started insulting my s. Dead sister.

[Tom]

Yes, Andy knows we're idiots. We're idiots.

[Chick]

Well, and another thing, I. If Candy were. I don't want anything to do with her now because of you.

[Bob]

Let's. Let's move on. I'm not sure if we can get out of this. I think we're stuck. We have.

[Kristy]

We can get out.

[Bob]

Dug a hole. And my buddy, he was on.

[Tom]

He was at the beach with his dad, and they were. I mean, the whole family. But he and his dad were sitting there on the sand, and this woman came up and she said, I recognize you guys from some. You know, I think my son went to school with whoever. And my. My buddy said. He goes, oh, yeah, and what's your name again? And she goes, cookie. And he's like, oh, okay. And she goes, cookie Munches. Her name. Her name was Cookie Munches.

[Limerick Reader]

What?

[Tom]

And he said out of the corner of his eye, he could see his dad's shoulders shaking up and down. And his dad rolled over on the towel. So he was just stuck trying not to howl, talking to Cookie Munches.

[Bob]

That's not a porno name or a stressor. Some lady.

[Chick]

Isn't that interesting? Someone would have that name and not think a thing of it.

[Tom]

Right, Right, Cookie. Cookie Munches.

[Chick]

I bet you do.

[Pat]

I love those funny video shows that

[Bob]

just can't get enough.

[Limerick Reader]

The Cavalcade of Concussions.

[Pat]

Boy, that's funny stuff. They're tripping in Poughkeepsie. They're slipping in Des Moines but the

[Limerick Reader]

ones that win 10,000 are all trauma to the groin. Trauma to the groin, boys. Trauma to the groin. Nothing's quite as funny as a trauma to the groin There is no wit more petite There is no joke, divine or limerick delicious as a trauma to

[Chick]

the groin

[Limerick Reader]

One day while in the garden I stepped upon a rake the blow intense and accurate an impression it did make My children caught it all on tape Thought it was the funniest thing and I choked a curse out through my tears as they began to sing oh, a trauma to the groin, boys Trauma to the groin Nothing's quite as funny as a trauma to the groin There is no wit more petite There is no joke divine her limerick delicious as a trauma to the groin Bravo. Well, I won the money Though I failed to see the joke hey, each to his own, I guess and most

[Pat]

of the dough well, don't you know Paid the bill to the EMS

[Limerick Reader]

so let us see a show of hands and let it be resolved that a trauma's much more funny if your own groin's not involved oh, trauma to the groin, boys Trauma to the boys Nothing's quite as funny as a trauma to the groin There is no wit more pretty There is no joke divine or limerick delicious as a drama to the groin

[Kristy]

it is so true

[Christopher]

that's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Hammer Alley Narrator]

The Hammer alley podcast. An 80s flashback mockumentary.

[Bob]

Back in the 80s, there were a thousand bands trying to make it in the world of rock. But there was one band that had it all. Hammer Alley.

[Kristy]

Whatever happened to Hammer Alley?

[Hammer Alley Narrator]

How did they go from top of the rock? I'm looking for a music video. They're a band from 1987. Hammer Alley. Ever heard of them? To rock bottom.

[Chick]

Dude, I was born in 1980. 87.

[Kristy]

I can't believe he's doing this.

[Hammer Alley Narrator]

Hammer Alley.

[Tom]

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