
On today's Extra, The XMas gift exchange, & Cinnamon rolls
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Christopher
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on the big show today, the Christmas gift exchange plus cinnamon rolls. You'll hear that coming up right after this.
Chick
Foreign.
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Josh
I want to date a girl that.
Ace
Makes my friends wives furious. That's the only one.
Bob
You know what I mean.
Josh
She's not wearing enough clothes.
Christy
She's younger than you are.
Josh
She's a poor reflection of you. Then I want to show up with.
Bob
Her again at the next event.
Ace
She's wearing even less.
Christopher
For those of you who always need something extra, well, here you go.
Bob
This is is Bob and Tom extra.
Christy
We're all here for the last show of the year.
Bob
Boy oh boy. We'll have some best of.
Christy
It's kind of bittersweet, isn't it? Say goodbye to everybody for the I.
Bob
Understand we have some more gifts. I've got to open a couple over here and we've Got some more songs coming up right now.
Christy
I think we have something coming in. Yes.
Bob
Amy, my assistant is here with a giant box.
Josh
We all love Amy. Amy the best Amy.
Ace
She's holding a giant, giant gift.
Christy
It's almost as cavernous as a chimney.
Bob
Oh, my.
Chick
Yeah.
Bob
This is my mother's recipe.
Josh
Oh.
Bob
Oh, my God. My mother's famous recipe for cinnamon roll. I haven't had any. I haven't had any carbs in a year.
Ace
You're gonna make us.
Josh
You're gonna. We're gonna cry.
Ace
You're killing us.
Bob
You nailed it.
Josh
Oh, no.
Ace
Look at the.
Josh
Look at his face.
Bob
I haven't had one of these in 20 years. Oh, my God. This is so sweet.
Christy
But mother didn't make that, right?
Bob
No, no.
Chick
Oh, thank you.
Bob
That was fine. Brilliant.
Ace
That's so lovely.
Bob
Everybody's got to try. Get. Microwave them for 10 or 15 seconds.
Christy
These are.
Bob
Oh, these are so good.
Josh
Wow.
Bob
This is my mom's recipe, which we have framed in my hallway. Kelly framed that pass. These are just delicious.
Ace
What do we do if they're just garbage?
Josh
We have to. We have to lie and make yummy sounds.
Ace
I'm not saying that Amy did a poor job.
Bob
I'm saying.
Christy
What recipe? Ar stick. What's that? Well, it was a big, big.
Bob
No, no, please don't eat them. Then I'll eat them. Oh, my God.
Josh
There's a stain in the.
Bob
Oh, my God. They're delight. That's a thoughtful gift.
Ace
How lovely.
Bob
My mom was famous for these.
Chick
Did she make them every Christmas?
Bob
She made them all the time.
Chick
Oh, okay.
Ace
Okay.
Christy
Don't make them anymore, though. Does she?
Ace
Look, ever since I've been here, it's been eight years. I've never. Whenever we eat a little something on the air, Tom will take somewhat of a bite and kind of. I've never.
Bob
He.
Ace
That is a real test coming up.
Bob
That's the closest thing I've had all year.
Christy
Do you need to go vomit or something?
Jess
I'm just going to pass out.
Bob
Oh, my God.
Ace
How nice.
Bob
So great. So they're so delicious. You'll try them?
Jess
I will. I can't wait.
Chick
Yeah, we will.
Bob
Little jolt.
Jess
Absolutely.
Bob
You'd be surprised. Much, much more tasty. I would have to be much more tasty than those bagels you ate earlier. And by the way, whatever sauce they brought in with a cream. Whatever that is in them, it smells like dead fish in the grain room. What is that stuff?
Ace
Cream cheese. Chick does prefer the Italian garlic, onion.
Christy
No, no. There's garden, there's vegetable Garden vegetable. Garden vegetable Cream cheese.
Ace
That's good on a blueberry bagel.
Bob
One of them smells like dead salmon or something.
Jess
Oh, nice.
Bob
No, I understand that we have another song coming. Is that. Wait a minute before we get to the song. I'm being given the signal.
Jess
No.
Bob
Oh, we're doing the song first. Okay.
Jess
I have my gifts, actually, for you guys. Pat, will you read this?
Ace
Oh, boy.
Josh
It's. It says nudes. Yeah, from a hooker.
Jess
Yeah.
Josh
Nudes from a hooker.
Jess
Yeah. This is what I got, all of you, is some homemade bucatini pasta. Yeah.
Ace
Oh, like noodles.
Bob
Oh, I tell you what, bucatini sounds like a sex move, right, Josh?
Jess
It does kind of, doesn't it?
Josh
We warned you.
Bob
I gave her the old bucatini. Oh, yeah. She won't walk right for a week.
Christy
Mommy's pastries.
Bob
I should. I should actually post that cinnamon roll.
Christy
I wish you would. You save millions of lives.
Bob
It's amazing.
Jess
We lost him. No, no, no, no, no, he didn't.
Bob
Okay, so his bad childhood just comes to haunt him about every.
Christy
Sickens me to. Somebody loves their mother.
Bob
That's pissing me off.
Christy
You know what? My mother made me miserable.
Bob
Flinch a lot.
Christy
My mom gave me.
Josh
My mom gave me bruises.
Jess
All right.
Ace
Just playing along. Yeah.
Christy
And now.
Bob
So now who's singing here?
Christy
And now a song.
Josh
Well, from the movie Elf. Leon Redbone and Zoe Deschanel. Right?
Jess
Yeah.
Josh
They do a little. A wonderful version of a Baby. It's Cold Outside. So we thought we'd play those characters and give you a little twist on that.
Chick
Okay.
Jess
Yeah.
Josh
Because it's very controversial.
Chick
Yeah.
Josh
So here we go.
Bob
All right.
Josh
You in character there.
Jess
Yeah.
Josh
Well, I had a lovely evening, and we had dinner, a couple of drinks, came back for a nightcap, but I think it's time to.
Ace
To wrap up the evening.
Josh
I'll give you a little. Little peck on the cheek, you know?
Jess
Yeah, maybe something a little more than a peck on the cheek.
Josh
Oh, not.
Jess
Yeah. Because I'd really like to stay.
Josh
Maybe it's too hot inside.
Jess
It's our third day.
Josh
I should call you a ride.
Jess
This evening's not over.
Josh
I'm not ready for this.
Jess
Take me to bed.
Josh
Let's just hold hands. I'm not there yet.
Jess
Come on, Pat. Do me in a hurry.
Josh
Baby, baby is starting to flurry.
Jess
Give it to me good and give me some more.
Josh
How much booze was in the drink.
Jess
You poured down the guitar?
Josh
Is that the Uber driver's car?
Jess
Yeah. How about just a little tongue or something?
Josh
Drink some coffee, Jess. I insist.
Jess
Are we going to bang or what?
Josh
Maybe you're moving too fast.
Jess
I thought all comics were slow.
Josh
Yes, some of us have a pass.
Jess
I know. You know how?
Josh
Of course I know how.
Jess
You have a kid.
Josh
Button up your shirt. I can see your.
Jess
Get on me and go, go, go.
Josh
Sir, I am known as a closer.
Jess
Bend me over the kitchen Sing what.
Josh
The hell it's doing. I'm having a few drinks.
Jess
I really want to stay.
Josh
Yeah, okay.
Ace
Baby, it's hard.
Bob
Y.
Jess
All right.
Bob
Another true story on the road from Jess.
Jess
A little behind the scenes. When we were in a closed room rehearsing this, he was like, so is it. Is it. Is it okay? We bend you over the kitchen sink? We just howled. Like, where. Where else do you work that you can say that to each other?
Josh
Jess, is it okay if I bend.
Bob
You over the kitchen sink in the song. Clearly the song. Very good. Very.
Ace
That was great.
Bob
Thank you very n. Ah, let's see now.
Josh
Merry Christmas.
Christy
I'm being told that your gifts for us are ready to go.
Bob
Oh, they are. Okay, good.
Christy
Yes.
Ace
All right.
Bob
It's. Well, your main gift is in the freezer bag in the back.
Chick
Okay.
Bob
As usual, the delicious pot pies.
Ace
Yes, thank you.
Bob
But you. We can distribute these gifts very quickly.
Ace
They're in very handsome bags. Small bags.
Josh
Wonderful presentation.
Ace
Oh, yes. These are nice.
Bob
Hefty. Hefty. How would you describe it?
Ace
Yeah, fairly hefty.
Bob
Sure.
Christy
How much would you.
Bob
These are all custom for each.
Chick
These are very nice.
Christy
How much did you spend?
Ace
Let's go ahead and take a look.
Bob
See here, Joshi, what's in the bag there?
Ace
Unwrapping this. It looks to be a deck of cards.
Bob
That's right.
Ace
With my face and with your face on.
Chick
Let me see my face and your face.
Christy
My face and your face.
Bob
Everyone's got their own custom deck of cards with their face on it.
Christy
That is something else.
Bob
Let me see your Zeiss.
Ace
Yes.
Bob
It's a great photo of Ace. Ace is a man of color. In this case. In this case, the color is really inappropriate. Yeah, that's great. There you go, Patty G. You got your little face. Okay. Next time you play cards, you can play with me. Thank you very much.
Ace
You can play with me.
Bob
I got you those custom made pot pies.
Ace
Yes. Thank you.
Bob
Delightful. And I will warn you now, when you make a pot pie, it's. You have to be patient after you take it out of the oven because they. They're hotter than molten steel. You've got to let them chill for a while.
Ace
They shuffle very.
Bob
It's hard to do because they. Yeah, they shuffle well.
Ace
Yeah.
Bob
Okay, good.
Ace
Chick, I'm holding the deck up. I'm going to to split this deck and if you can tell me exactly what card it is and there's no. There's no trick here. I don't know any. I will give you five hundred dollars.
Christy
Is that right?
Bob
I'll give you a two dollar bill.
Chick
Is that the two dollar bill?
Ace
So you're just guessing a card out of 50.
Christy
Should I go now?
Bob
Hang on a second.
Christy
Let me go.
Bob
Let me.
Christy
Seven of clubs.
Bob
Hold on.
Ace
Eight of spades.
Chick
So close.
Bob
Okay, try one more. Look at this chick right here. I got a two dollar bill.
Chick
We really thought you were going to get us two dollar bills with your. With your face on it.
Christy
Tell me when to stop.
Bob
It's illegal. Stop.
Christy
Two of spades.
Ace
He's very good. He's very good.
Christy
What?
Bob
Oh, we have more stuff to open over here.
Ace
Oh, what do you have?
Christy
Oh, we've got something from Jason. Is our gifts from Jason here?
Chick
Yeah, sure are.
Christy
I think I might have the most expensive one.
Ace
I think so.
Bob
Go ahead, open. That's a big box. I got a little teeny box.
Christy
Yeah.
Bob
What do you got in there?
Christy
I don't know. It's a. Is this a. Is this what it is or is this the box? It's called the sound brick.
Josh
Look at that.
Jess
It's a Lego.
Christy
It's the Lego. I'll put this right beside my. When I get it together for the. The Seinfeld thing that Josh gave me.
Bob
Oh.
Chick
Oh, nice.
Jess
Does it actually work as a speaker?
Christy
I bet it does. I think it does, actually.
Jess
Oh, you put your phone.
Chick
You put your phone in it.
Jess
Yeah.
Christy
There you go.
Ace
All right, so it looks like a radio. An old school radio.
Jess
That's cool.
Christy
And this is. It says on the back, warning, ingestion hazard. This product contains a button cell or coin battery. Death or serious injury can occur if ingested. Merry, Merry Christmas. Thank you.
Bob
So I don't understand you. Turns your phone. I can't see it.
Jess
You. You build the Lego set and it looks like an old school radio. And then you put your phone in it and it'll. It'll.
Bob
Oh, he's got to build it.
Jess
Yeah.
Ace
Oh, wow.
Bob
Oh, that's cool. That's very nice.
Christy
What do you got, Tom?
Bob
I have a. The fram tone pin. Oh, you know Peter. Peter Frampton.
Ace
Yeah.
Bob
I'm a big fan. That's the thing that. Don't you feel like Christy? What do you Got.
Chick
I don't know. Jason said it was for me. My rock and roll pass.
Bob
That's nice wrapping.
Chick
Yeah, you did a great job.
Bob
It looks like it's about the size of a shoe box. Maybe real rappers would pick that out.
Christy
As a half ass.
Ace
Yeah, ye. Chick really showed us this.
Chick
He showed us how you have to really do it.
Jess
And you didn't wrap anything.
Christy
All right.
Bob
Because Chick's the best rapper here.
Christy
That's disappointing. That's right.
Jess
Okay.
Ace
I would have thought Ace would have been the best rapper. Come on, y'all.
Christy
Yo, yo, yo.
Bob
Christy's struggling to open this box. Boy, oh, boy, it's bubble wrap. Now she's reaching in and it looks like a.
Chick
It looks like a box in a box.
Bob
Okay, there's a box in there. Is it a chess set?
Chick
It says Gibson is a guitar case.
Bob
Very cool. Tiny guitar case.
Ace
Some Billy F. Gibson beard hair.
Chick
Is it.
Bob
What's in there?
Chick
A little. A little guitar.
Josh
That's cool.
Ace
All right, cool.
Christy
Oh, you put the guitar together.
Chick
No, it. It's like a little.
Christy
That's a life size guitar for Christy. That's how tiny she is.
Bob
Wow. It's.
Chick
It's very cool.
Ace
Miniature guitar.
Christy
I think you can collect them, actually. I think they.
Jess
Frampton guitar.
Ace
Oh, nice.
Jess
Peter Frampton.
Christy
Oh, there you go.
Josh
Is that.
Bob
Oh, that's the famous Peter Frampton.
Chick
Phoenix.
Christy
Phoenix.
Bob
The ones that.
Ace
We know your love of Peter Frampton. And that looks to be insertable to me.
Christy
That doesn't say Christmas. I'll kiss your ass.
Chick
Thank you, John. Jason.
Bob
That is cool.
Ace
You wanted to thank me for the idea. I'd go neck first.
Christy
Did you hear the. Did you hear the story about how Frampton told him he found the guitar and he got it back? They were going through rehearsal and he said, we need to go through. Do you feel one more time. And the guys are like, ah, come on. So he had his back to the. And they didn't know he had the guitar. So he went. And they all went, whoa.
Bob
This is the guitar that was. They thought it had been. Apparently it was in a plane crash and they couldn't find it.
Josh
That's cool.
Christy
They all knew immediately that he found.
Bob
The right plane crash. What? In South America. And many, many years later, it showed up on ebay or something. Someone had stolen. They'd gone to the crash site and stolen the gear, including Frampton's. The famous guitar from the COVID of Frampton Comes Alive, which he now does have back.
Ace
Christy, this is an odd text you just sent me. I don' for this. Do you want it?
Bob
What does that mean?
Christy
That's weird.
Bob
Ah.
Josh
Probably shouldn't have read that.
Chick
My dead body.
Bob
Nice. Nice. Tribute to our friend Peter Fr.
Chick
Awesome. Thank you. Very thoughtful.
Bob
Very nice. Now, I'm not sure where we are. I forgot if we've gotten all this interesting.
Chick
You didn't open the gift from me to.
Bob
Oh, that's. I knew there was something. No, no, no, no.
Christy
But I'm sure it's real boring and awful. Just throw it on. Just throw in the trash.
Chick
Yeah, that's exactly.
Christy
Have you seen that?
Chick
Saturday Night Live. My kids play that for me every Christmas. Yeah. Yeah, that's me.
Ace
My gift wasn't oak.
Bob
Now, this has.
Christy
I didn't spend enough.
Bob
If you're just.
Christy
I hate Christmas.
Bob
If you're just joining us, Christy got everybody similar towels. And I say that these.
Christy
You got to have the biggest.
Bob
This is a.
Josh
It's called the mural.
Bob
The series is called Cox.
Christy
There is Cox.
Bob
And they're beautiful renderings of a variety of birds.
Ace
Variety of birds.
Bob
The Rhode island red cockerel.
Christy
You are just zero fun. You know that.
Bob
The Congo peacock.
Christy
Yeah. Read them all off.
Bob
And then, of course, the woodcock, which is, of course, the best kind.
Josh
Woodcock.
Bob
Yeah. But no, see, this should. What I'll do is I'll have this ironed and cleaned up.
Josh
Of course.
Chick
Yeah.
Bob
And then frame it.
Jess
We could hang it in the green room.
Bob
No, it's going in his house.
Jess
Oh, okay.
Chick
Yeah, I bet it's not.
Ace
No way.
Bob
No, I do have two garages. That's why I suggest the only way.
Ace
That'S going in his house is if it's right into the fireplace.
Bob
So this would be great. I think what we should do is put this in the men's room.
Jess
Oh, there you go. That's pretty nice.
Bob
Yeah.
Ace
I can wipe my ass.
Chick
You get nothing.
Ace
I was.
Bob
Christy.
Ace
About a minute ago, you said. Christy very much said. Something I would hear every year from my mom.
Bob
Some.
Ace
At some point you mumbled, I could just take all the gifts back.
Josh
Oh, no kidding.
Chick
That's right.
Jess
Legally, a mom has to say the.
Bob
The. The. There's. There were two series.
Chick
There's the series and then there's the Pecker series.
Bob
The Pecker series. And who got the Pecker series?
Chick
Noah got one and Chris got one.
Jess
Amy.
Chick
Yeah. Amy got one.
Jess
Yeah.
Ace
Now, don't forget the boobs.
Jess
I had the boobies series. I got boobies.
Chick
And.
Bob
And that's another bird. Yeah, it is. Okay. And then I'm opening up this aprons.
Chick
But they are.
Bob
These are glasses. These are cool.
Chick
They're. They're different ones.
Bob
They're skiing glasses. These are drinking glasses.
Chick
Right. So.
Bob
With little skiers on them.
Chick
Yeah. I thought that would look. And they kind of go down.
Bob
I know what you're gonna see.
Jess
Yeah. The top. The top is.
Bob
Yeah.
Josh
That won't make it in your house either.
Bob
Those are. These are.
Christy
Those are in the dumpster.
Ace
Practice the words mazel tov. There's going to be some broken glass.
Josh
That's a Jewish wedding gift.
Chick
I had to give him something.
Bob
Apparently.
Christy
This is.
Chick
I had to.
Bob
The people. The people that own Veil.
Ace
Don't worry.
Bob
And Beaver Creek.
Ace
There are plenty of cabinets here.
Bob
They own. They own that.
Josh
And take them off your hands for you.
Bob
They own ski places all over the world. Apparently. These are from the Congo.
Jess
That's what he's laughing.
Ace
I see. Yeah. Yeah.
Chick
Little ski.
Ace
Apparently they're pictures of one of Lindsay Vong boyfriend.
Christy
Yeah. She's dying. By the way.
Ace
She has a type.
Bob
These are sweet. Christy.
Chick
It's all right.
Bob
We all go to hell.
Ace
Merry Christmas. There's classes for the upcoming Cool Runnings too.
Bob
The Jamaican bobsled Deep is also Steve. I know. Chris.
Christy
I will take.
Bob
I'll put them. I'm sure you will. We have a little bar. Little bar area that has like the.
Josh
Don't even try.
Christy
That's right.
Bob
These are very sweet.
Jess
You win Christmas, Christy.
Christy
And the.
Bob
Oh, here's the key to this thing. Wait a minute. Let me show you how. The key to this is the glasses are at a slant.
Christy
You're a.
Ace
Just like a sk, though.
Bob
See?
Chick
Yeah.
Christy
Okay.
Jess
So that's really cute.
Christy
Kelly's going to love again. Send me that around one more time now. I want to say.
Jess
Wow.
Christy
Look at that. Like a. Oh, yeah.
Ace
Whoa. The upcoming film Guess who's Coming to Vale.
Chick
Oh, my God. Yeah. I didn't open the box. I just ordered them online.
Bob
It's perfect. The folks in China that made these up here really haven't spent much time in Colorado or Utah.
Jess
I think Chick's unconscious.
Christopher
That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes. Google play and Stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.
Rich
Are you ready for football?
Ace
Let's go.
Rich
Truly ready for football.
Ace
Yes.
Rich
Are you screaming for football?
Ace
What the hell is happening?
Rich
Dreaming for football.
Bob
Good times.
Rich
Eating, sleeping, crafting, parenting, naming your pets and preparing for football.
Christy
That sort of stuff happens.
Josh
Happen.
Bob
Oh, my goodness.
Rich
Are you dancing? Jonesing. Mahomesing for football.
Ace
That's what I'm looking forward to seeing.
Rich
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Release Date: February 25, 2025
Hosts: Bob, Tom, Ace, Christy, Chick, Josh, Jess, and Christopher
Podcast Network: Cumulus Podcast Network
At the outset of this episode of B&T Extra, Christopher sets the stage by highlighting that while the main "Bob and Tom Show" airs every weekday morning, this afternoon segment provides additional content. He teases two main topics for today's episode: the Christmas gift exchange and the much-anticipated cinnamon rolls.
The heart of the episode revolves around a festive gift exchange among the hosts and their assistants. The interaction is filled with humor, banter, and heartfelt moments, showcasing the camaraderie and playful dynamics of the group.
Opening the Gifts:
Tasting the Cinnamon Rolls:
Gifts from Jason:
Custom Decks of Cards:
Unwanted Gifts and Humor:
The cinnamon rolls, a central theme of this episode, become a focal point for both heartfelt appreciation and comedic relief.
Bob's Delight:
Group Reactions:
Humorous Incidents:
Recipe Sharing:
Beyond the gift exchange and cinnamon rolls, the episode is rich with humorous interactions and engaging stories that showcase the personalities of the hosts.
Custom Deck Card Game:
Peter Frampton Guitar Story:
Gift Wrapping Faux Pas:
Banter About Gifts:
As the episode draws to a close, Christopher signs off, reminding listeners to catch future "Bob and Tom Extra" episodes on platforms like iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher. The final moments include a promotion for the Rich Eisen Show podcast, seamlessly integrating a sneak peek into upcoming content.
This episode of B&T Extra masterfully weaves together the warmth of holiday gift exchanges with the light-hearted humor that fans have come to love. From heartfelt appreciation of family recipes to the hilarity of custom gifts, the hosts deliver an engaging and entertaining experience. The cinnamon rolls serve not only as a delicious treat but also as a catalyst for memorable interactions, embodying the spirit of camaraderie and festive cheer that defines The BOB & TOM Show.