B&T Extra: Therapist nightmares, & Raccoons stole a feeder

Summary

Podcast Summary: B&T Extra – Therapist Nightmares & Raccoons Stole a Feeder

Podcast Information:

• Title: B&T Extra: Therapist Nightmares, & Raccoons Stole a Feeder
• Hosts: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network
• Release Date: July 9, 2025

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1. Introduction

The episode kicks off with Christopher welcoming listeners back to another edition of B&T Extra, a segment that provides additional content from The BOB & TOM Show. He briefly teases the main topics of the day: therapist nightmares and a humorous anecdote about raccoons stealing a bird feeder.

2. Therapist Nightmares

The conversation begins with the hosts delving into the intriguing topic of anxiety dreams, particularly focusing on different professions.

• Tom: “They say that therapists might dream about the 60-minute hour.”
  (03:10)

Ryan Reynolds humorously suggests that therapists' nightmares likely involve endless appointments:

• Ryan Reynolds: “I assume it's probably like the 60-minute hour.”
  (02:35)

Tom shares a vivid nightmare scenario experienced by a therapist:

• Tom: “Good morning. I have a recurring dream nightmare that I go to the lobby to get my next client and there are four clients waiting for me. Whoa.”
  (03:20)

This illustrates the pressure therapists might feel about managing multiple clients and the fear of missing or double-booking appointments.

3. Raccoons Stole a Feeder

Transitioning to a lighter topic, Josh recounts a mischievous incident involving raccoons:

• Josh: “We had a raccoon ruckus in our house last night. They stole my bird feeder.”
  (08:34)

The hosts dramatize the scenario, portraying the raccoons as organized bandits planning their heist:

• Tom: “Look to your right. Look to your left. One of you is not coming back.”
  (09:23)

This segment blends humor with the common nuisance of raccoons raiding bird feeders, highlighting the playful dynamic among the hosts.

4. Greg Warren’s New Special

Ryan Reynolds shares his enthusiasm for Greg Warren's latest YouTube special, “The Champ,” hosted on Nate Bargazi's network:

• Ryan Reynolds: “Greg Warren's new special is called the Champ. It's on Nateland, Nate Bargazi's YouTube network. And it's terrific.”
  (06:25)

He humorously notes how Greg mischievously credits Josh ahead of Tom multiple times, sparking laughs among the group.

5. Funeral Home Mix-Up Story

Josh brings up a serious yet oddly comical news story about a funeral home mishap:

• Josh: “A California family is suing a funeral home for misplacing their loved one's body. They found someone else in her uncle's suit.”
  (11:07)

The hosts discuss the absurdity of the situation, with Tom questioning the practices of funeral homes:

• Tom: “You got the COVID vaccine? You have that? We're all chipped to the gills.”
  (12:20)

They ponder the idea of microchipping individuals to avoid such mix-ups, blending dark humor with practical considerations.

6. Last Meal Discussion

Shifting to a more personal and humorous segment, the hosts engage in a discussion about their ideal last meals in a hypothetical scenario:

• Christy Lee: “I'm gonna have to go with KFC. Kentucky Fried Chicken.”
  (15:04)

• Tom: “A couple PB and Js? And, man, every time you mention this.”
  (16:00)

• Josh: “Some pasta with olive oil and drink, you know, taking all flavor.”
  (15:16)

• Ryan Reynolds: “I figured I'd finally give heroin a shot. Yeah, it must be pretty fun.”
  (16:32)

The conversation highlights their varying tastes and adds a layer of humor as they discuss obscure preferences, like being buried in cartoon-themed attire or practical clothing.

7. Conclusion

Christopher wraps up the episode, encouraging listeners to catch future shows on platforms like iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher, while Ryan Reynolds humorously promotes another podcast, "The Jim Rome Show."

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Notable Quotes:

• Tom (03:20): “Good morning. I have a recurring dream nightmare that I go to the lobby to get my next client and there are four clients waiting for me.”

• Josh (08:34): “We had a raccoon ruckus in our house last night. They stole my bird feeder.”

• Ryan Reynolds (16:32): “I figured I'd finally give heroin a shot. Yeah, it must be pretty fun.”

• Christy Lee (15:04): “I'm gonna have to go with KFC. Kentucky Fried Chicken.”

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Conclusion: This episode of B&T Extra masterfully blends humor with relatable anecdotes, from the stress-induced nightmares of therapists to the cheeky antics of raccoons pilfering bird feeders. The hosts' dynamic interaction and witty banter provide an engaging and entertaining listen, enriched by their personal stories and humorous takes on everyday situations.

Transcript

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[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on today's big show, Therapist Nightmares and Raccoon Feeder. It's coming up in just a second.

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[Ryan Reynolds]

We're just waiting for the cast and.

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[Ryan Reynolds]

We've been talking about anxiety dreams. Seems like every profession has them.

[Tom]

Oh yes.

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[Ryan Reynolds]

And I was kind of wondering what the anxiety dream for a therapist might be. I assume it's probably like the 60 minute hour.

[Josh]

Yeah.

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Who came up with the not only the 50 minute hour but the follow up reasoning. Well, it doesn't really do any good after 50 minutes. Oh, that's good.

[Tom]

Oh, they say that.

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Oh yeah, that's good.

[Josh]

You know who else does that? Massage Therapist.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You know who else does? Yeah, personal trainers.

[Josh]

Yeah, exactly.

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[Tom]

You don't want a clock watcher, man.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

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[Tom]

Exactly.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Maybe we should do that. Feet in the air, we all just leave. I think a lot of people would enjoy that.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

I'm. I'm way ahead of you, pal.

[Tom]

Well, Tom, your answer has. Well, your question has been answered by at least one therapist. He says, good morning. I have a recurring dream nightmare that I go to the lobby to get my next client and there are four clients waiting for me. Whoa. All of them looking at me eagerly, waiting to come back, and all confident that this appointment slot is theirs and not the others.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Quadruple booked.

[Tom]

So. Yeah. Boy, oh boy, that makes sense.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

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[Ryan Reynolds]

You know that some therapists offices have a very elaborate enter this way, exit that way?

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Oh, sure, yeah. And a light. A light and a buzzer.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You don't wanna.

[Josh]

You don't want people to see that you're there. Especially in Hollywood.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You don't want to see your next door neighborhood.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Yeah, that's what I. That's what I've run into.

[Tom]

Hopefully they check. My therapist does not have that. But I think it's also to remind you, hey, there is no stigma around this. You're doing the right thing. So I, I don't care for that. I did get in trouble with my therapist though.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Is this when you call her a price gouger?

[Josh]

She put you in timeout. What happened?

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Naked zoom. She did you naked zoom?

[Tom]

No, but she was legitimately mad at me and I totally get it. And I had, I had to apologize.

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Did you? Let me, Let me guess.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You.

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You defended yourself by saying you were only joking.

[Tom]

I was only joking, but it was the wrong time and place. So I'm waiting for my appointment and a mother and a son walk out of her office and they leave, but the door is still kind of open. And I. I thought it would. I looked at my therapist and I go, what's that kid's problem? She goes, hey, you cannot do that. And I go, they didn't hear me. And she goes, what if they.

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[Tom]

I go, the joke is, of course, that's an inappropriate thing to say. She's like, well, it's. And so I had to really apologize.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

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[Ryan Reynolds]

To get. To get over the humpy. Something like, well, at least with me you don't have to deal with something that serious.

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You think they're. Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Odds are I'll be back next week.

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There have to be. There has to be some value system that they assign to, you know, the craziest to the least crazy, right?

[Tom]

Probably, yeah.

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There are 10 on the crazy scale or almost like pain. Are you.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And I wonder what the name of that is because, for example, for hot peppers you have the Scoville scale, right?

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Maybe the Freud scale.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I wonder if there's a scale for therapy. There might. That's a very good there. There probably is. I don't think.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Oh, he's a nine. I'm sure there are.

[Tom]

There have to be. I hope there are.

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There's shorthand.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, here it is. It's. It's the cuckoo scale. Oh, oh, so it's something named after Dr. Reginald Cuckoo.

[Tom]

Well, that's unfortunate. He really should have.

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[Tom]

I think you get government funding.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

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Greg Warren's new special is called the Champ. It's on Nateland, Nate Bargazi's YouTube network. And it's terrific. I loved it. I love that he mentioned the whole cast in the credits and put Josh nine times nine names ahead of Tom.

[Tom]

Yeah, he did.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's nice.

[Tom]

Maybe it's alphabetical. I imagine Alfalfa.

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[Ryan Reynolds]

My daughter was watching. She heard a woman laughing and she said, is that Christy Lee? Apparently your laugh is quite clear on there.

[Josh]

We were way in the back. I don't know how that happened.

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[Ryan Reynolds]

Well, thank you. Ryan and White. Walterboro, South Carolina.

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[Tom]

Walter.

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Morning, Walter. Not a Doug in sight.

[Tom]

Not one Benny.

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Damn Benny's and Dougs.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Zachary calls himself Zach. He is a mail carrier in a rural area. My anxiety dream involves starting my route way too late in the day. It's a route I've ever been on before and it's starting to get dark and I haven't gotten to the first house yet.

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[Tom]

It varies for sure.

[Josh]

Depending on they have to load their own trucks.

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[Tom]

For my trash man is saying?

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[Josh]

I there the where the post office is located. I work out next door and I see them walking out loading up their trucks.

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Hello, stalker. Looking for checks?

[Josh]

Not looking for checks.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh God, they work hard. Your trash man has a problem, Josh?

[Tom]

No, no, it's not a problem. I don't mind it. But the window is gigantic. It's from 8am to 4pm yeah.

[Josh]

Really? Ours, guys. 7:15.

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[Josh]

Watch by it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, very nice.

[Josh]

Yeah, I have something on my mind.

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Uhoh.

[Josh]

We had a raccoon ruckus in our house last night.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

In the house?

[Josh]

Oh, out back.

[Tom]

Melee.

[Josh]

They stole my bird feeder.

[Tom]

Oh, well, that's where the food comes from.

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They stole it.

[Josh]

They really are bandits. They really are thieves.

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I see five or six raccoons meeting somewhere with a graph. One of the raccoons has a pointer. This is our objective, gentlemen.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yes, as you know, old lady Lee moved.

[Tom]

We.

[Ryan Reynolds]

She thought she could get away from us, but we're gonna follow her.

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Georgie found her. Good job, Georgie. Now right here.

[Josh]

Oh my gosh.

[Tom]

I'm scared, sarge. We're all scared, son.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But bird seed is delicious.

[Josh]

They were fighting over it and then they just took the damn thing.

[Tom]

Wow. And it's gone.

[Josh]

It's gone everywhere.

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Does she still have those damn dogs? I'm afraid so.

[Tom]

Now look. Not all of us are gonna make it.

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Look to your right. Look to your left. One of you is not coming back.

[Tom]

We have to cross a road now.

[Josh]

I had no idea they would really steal a bird. They did.

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I'm sorry, Colonel, but those headlights. They hypnotized me.

[Tom]

Don't look at him. Johnson.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yesterday on the show at this time. Ready? Anything interesting? Okay.

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Are you telling me that raccoons planning an operation at Chrissy houses?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Well, after 12 minutes it was.

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[Ryan Reynolds]

No, you're not. We have an important message.

[Josh]

What?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yesterday a chick named our letter writer Clitrissa.

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[Ryan Reynolds]

Jason and I made it home after his surgery. You'll recall he was going into surgery. He was kind of nervous, so we decided to cheer him up by slandering him. He currently has a shaved chest and armpits from the surgery and the biopsies. We'll get the results next week.

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[Ryan Reynolds]

He proceeded replay parts of the show for every nurse and doctor we Met throughout the day and goes, can you believe my wife wrote this letter? And chick. He proceeded to call me Clitrissa for the rest of the day and got a big kick out of it. Signed Clitrissa and Jason in Texas.

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[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay.

[Tom]

We were merely hinting. Right, Right. Some would say we were abiding by the law.

[Ryan Reynolds]

George Carlin rule.

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And some would say now that we're breaking the law.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay, Very, very good.

[Josh]

The California family is suing a funeral home for misplacing their loved one's body.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

I don't know where it is.

[Josh]

Dressing another corpse in his clothing.

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Oh, my Lord.

[Josh]

Amenta Hunt told CBS News her family chose Harrison Ross Mortuary to prepare her 80 year old uncle for burial. But when she went to view the body, she found someone else laying there in her uncle's suit.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Did you say Samantha Hunt?

[Josh]

I said Amentha A m e N T H a.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Her sister actually was in charge of the body. Helen.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

If you've lost a body, go to Helen Hunt for it. Thank you very much. Thank you.

[Ryan Reynolds]

What's her name?

[Josh]

Amenta a n. Oh, she's a breath mint.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

She's missing a letter.

[Josh]

I'm just telling you.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Amanda.

[Josh]

She said the family waited three hours while the mortuary fixed the mix up before they could find.

[Tom]

Three hours.

[Josh]

Bury her uncle.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

You know, you know the old joke.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Switch the heads on three and four.

[Josh]

Ms. Hunt has since filed a lawsuit against the mortuary over the ordeal. Harrison Ross Mortuary has denied the claims and said it intends to file a cease and desist letter.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Did you say mortuary?

[Josh]

Mortuary.

[Ryan Reynolds]

This is why you should microchip people.

[Tom]

What do you mean? So they could have found the corpse immediately.

[Josh]

You go in, make sure you got the right guy.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You scan them. Oh, this is.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Are you advocating something underneath the skin? We're all identifiable at all times.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's correct.

[Tom]

You got the COVID vaccine? You have that? We're all chipped to the gills.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Thank you. Bobby Junior? Yeah.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Nobody. Bobby three. Right. Do you think it's.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Do you think it's okay to bury people in nice suits?

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Yes.

[Tom]

What do you mean you think it's a waste of a good suit?

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

What? What do you mean? You know what everybody's. No, you bring up a great point. Why don't they. Yeah, this is nice. They got them laid out. Take the suit off.

[Josh]

What? Paper suits.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

No, no, no, no. Just take the suit off.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay, now I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you something and you're not going to believe me.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

You know what? I am going to believe you because you set it up like that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Gent that I knew who was a great person when he died. They. He was at a very well known funeral operation around here. And when. When one went, when they had the. The calling and viewing, he was lying down. Clearly that's typically the way they do it.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Always with a sheet just pulled up to his chest.

[Tom]

A sheet. What was going on? I've never seen that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I had. That's. This is a. I don't know if it's a religious thing or what.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

They're a biodegradable where you just are buried.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No, but I mean he was not. He was just lying on a table. He wasn't.

[Josh]

He wasn't in a coffin.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Nope. Oh wow.

[Tom]

I've never seen. Yeah, that's. That must be some sort of custom.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yes. I mean they're obviously every. Everybody's got their own thing.

[Tom]

Sure.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Yeah. And you just put them in a cotton sheet wrap up and I think you have to dig the hole two feet deeper. But yeah, you just throw every.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Every. I think every state has its own laws about.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Right.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But yeah, that was really odd. But do you think it's smart to bury people in nice clothes?

[Josh]

I don't think it. I don't. It's whatever they choose to be buried.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Yes.

[Tom]

That's what I think too.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

No, no. You know what it is? It's a waste. That's what it's not.

[Ryan Reynolds]

There's a waste of a good suit.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Yep.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Now, Christy, I want to. I'm going to go.

[Josh]

Would you wear somebody's a dead guy suit?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yes, I would.

[Tom]

I'm very.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I am. Don't make odds are this is Tom's shirt.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You want to ask us? Ask. Ask about he gave his girlfriend.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

You're gonna get me in.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Sorry for your loss. It says they're on Valentine's Day.

[Tom]

Well, they were fresh.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

They were just laying there.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Now sometimes we've gone around the horn on this show where I've asked the question if you were having your so called last meal, if you were in the slammer and it was over and.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

That you're love the slam.

[Ryan Reynolds]

The the who up the river, whatever it might be. Chick McGee, your last meal.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

I'm gonna have to go with KFC. Kentucky Fried Chicken.

[Josh]

Really?

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Original recipe. Mine would be Popeyes coleslaw and mashed potatoes and biscuits.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh yeah, this would be a great commercial. Mine's Popeyes. Bad goblin. Your last meal. I assume lobster Lobster. Really? And finally, a glass of booze.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

No, I don't need that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You wouldn't do Jameson? Just for the old time's sake?

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

I'll do a shot.

[Progressive Insurance Ad]

Sure.

[Ryan Reynolds]

My last meal. Your last meal, Christy?

[Josh]

Oh, it definitely would be pasta of some sort.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Some pasta with olive oil and drink, you know, taking all flavor.

[Josh]

Maybe I would do a nice Bolognese.

[Tom]

You know, Josh, I would have a.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

A pizza and a.

[Josh]

With hot chocolate.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Who painted you into this corner, Josh?

[Tom]

You know, I don't know, but I. I'm a human being.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So your last meal would be What.

[Tom]

A couple PB and Js? And, man, every time you mention this.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

I have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich at some time during the day.

[Tom]

Yeah, and then maybe a chocolate milk and a.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

That's just heartbeat away from a cocoa.

[Tom]

And a fist full of nacho cheese. Doritos and a whole bag of white Cheddar Pop Corners, the finest snack on the market.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Those are good popcorners. Those are good.

[Josh]

Those are good.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Never heard of that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I figured I'd finally give heroin a shot. Yeah, it must be pretty fun.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Have you had the Cool Ranch Doritos?

[Tom]

Sure, sure.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

You know, they're out there. You don't have to eat nacho cheese.

[Tom]

Oh, I. I find nacho cheese to be the superior to ranch.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

No kidding. Yes.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But now, this is only the part one of my inquiry here.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Okay?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay, so we've established how the game works, right? Christy, God forbid you're told by your doctor that you're dying tomorrow.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And your doctor says, get your things together.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Hey, Tom, this is Andy.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I appreciate what you're doing for me, husband.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Can you hang on, Pat, I. I appreciate what you're doing for me, and so we all have our secret wishes.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Well, yeah, we. We're kind of running out of time, so. Quick, quickly, what would you. What would you want to be buried in? Which pair of shoes? Because, I mean, you have so many.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Oh, gosh, I don't know. I think my daughter would know. Probably those ones from Spain. What?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, those ones from Spain. The.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Oh, yeah, the Olays, whatever they're called. You'd let your daughter dress you these satorisans. Yeah, maybe so. Maybe so. Yeah, maybe a. Maybe a. Just a blanket and a cod piece and just.

[Tom]

People thought you were.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Piece is a great idea.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

And I insist on the beanie with the propeller on.

[Tom]

Excellent.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

So when people look in the cast. He's such a car.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Even now.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Even now, he's making me laugh.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Thanks, Pat.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Which one of my shirts, would you wear the one that I wore for the shoe? The special.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Be honest. You did this whole thing so you could ask Pat what shirt of yours?

[Ryan Reynolds]

I wish I had, but no, I.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Just thought of that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay. Because he happens to be wearing one of my shirts today. Now, Christy Lee, have you given it any thought?

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

No.

[Josh]

I have no idea.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You'll let Andy decide?

[Josh]

I'd let my girls decide. They're very stylish.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Really?

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Don't you think they'd go, don't put her in that one. I want to wear that one myself.

[Josh]

Well, they might, but, you know, we.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Were going to bury mom in her favorite dress, but it looks so cool on me. I'm keeping it.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

It'd be up to me, but I'm going to be eight states away. So what are you going to do, Josh?

[Ryan Reynolds]

I assume you'll go on a car heart.

[Tom]

Yeah. Yeah. Either jeans and a car heart or shorts and a Dickies work shirt. Yeah.

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Shorts.

[Tom]

Yeah. Man, I've always been more comfortable in shorts than any.

[Josh]

Depending on the time of year you die.

[Tom]

No. Even if it's winter, I'd be okay with shorts.

[Josh]

I wonder.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I wonder how often a funeral director is asked to dress someone in shorts.

[Tom]

Yeah, I mean, most people don't see what you're wearing underneath.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

My dad is buried in a poncho. One of his favorite ponchos.

[Josh]

Huh?

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Oh, look at Tom.

[Josh]

You mean like the Mexican ponchos?

[Tom]

Interesting.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Some might call it a serape.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Handy if it rains. Not that kind. Okay.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Made out of garden, I believe.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay. Well, this is fascinating.

[Tom]

Was it a Sea World fan?

[Josh]

Where would you be buried?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Front row.

[Josh]

Would you wear a suit? Yes. You would?

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

I'd say you'd be buried in a rush because someone murdered you.

[Ryan Reynolds]

More like something in a clear Visqueen with sort of a bleach, lye flavor.

[Mint Mobile Ad Voice]

Quick climb.

[Tom]

What do you want us to dress you in before we toss you into a creek?

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes. Google play and Stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

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[Ryan Reynolds]

Because you're not playing me with rapid fire. Takes ain't a lot to get to. And I'm not sure you're gonna like all of it. Honestly, I don't even care if you like all of it or not. I have a job to do. You scorching debates on any given week, you have lots to beef about. Take advantage of. But get up in here.

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[Ryan Reynolds]

She's not my fault. We will get to all of that.

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[Ryan Reynolds]

Get up in here and we'll beef later on. What's your beef?

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[Ryan Reynolds]

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