The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: BT Extra: Things Stuck in Orifices, & Birds Exploding
Date: September 25, 2025
Hosts & Cast: Tom Griswold, Bob Kevoian, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, Christopher

Episode Overview

This BOB & TOM Show Extra dishes out the trademark blend of irreverent humor as the crew explores two main themes: the bizarre array of objects that have been reported stuck in human orifices (drawn from actual ER reports) and a strange local news story about birds "exploding" in California. Brimming with banter, off-color jokes, and classic comedic chemistry, the episode is a playful—and occasionally wince-inducing—look at human behavior and oddball news.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Odd Items Found in Orifices (02:04 - 18:06)

Rectal Adventures

• Emergency Room Data Mining: Christy Lee introduces findings from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, listing objects extracted from various orifices (05:11).
• List of Notable Rectal Items (06:14 - 12:10):
  • Action figures: “Action figures stuck in the butt. That’s right. And an action figure head.” (Christy Lee, 06:23)
  • Toilet brush, plastic toy fish, 16 oz glass bottle, piece of a lamp, ratchet wrench, various sex toys (some in for six months!), vegetable peeler, water balloon, fishing pole, crochet needle, ice cream cone, poker chips, athlete’s foot spray can, long wax candle, billiard ball.
  • Humorous banter:
    • “You gotta be careful where you... 16 ounce bottle.” (Tom Griswold, 07:27)
    • “If you’re working with the brush, you’re serious.” (Tom Griswold, 06:45)
    • “What number rectum? ... Has anybody seen the cue ball rectum?” (Tom Griswold & Josh Arnold, 12:08)
    • Ongoing jokes about how these objects could even fit, the ER’s response, and making bets with poker chips.
• Logistics & Oddities:
  • Discussion on how certain items (like water balloons or wax candles) ended up where they did, with plenty of comedic speculation and skepticism.

Other Orifices: Vagina & Urethra (13:35 - 18:06)

• Vagina:
  • Pen cap, pencil sharpeners, drinking cup, golf ball, flashlight, drumstick, nail polish bottle, camera lens cap, various soaps, spatula, screw, and coin.
  • “What is she using it [her vagina] as, a junk drawer?” (Josh Arnold, 16:54)
  • “Two pencil sharpeners... probably the handheld.” (Christy Lee & Chick McGee, 14:23)
• Penis/Urethra (Sounding)
  • Cell phone charger and 14-inch cord, USB cord, ceiling fan chain.
  • “I can’t even put a lace through a pair of sweatpants, let alone a… 14-inch cord.” (Tom Griswold, 17:21)
  • “Cord’s a popular one… ceiling fan chain in his penis hole. States it has been there since his shower at 9 last night.” (Christy Lee, 17:44)
  • Over-the-top jokes about using cell phones or remotes, and old-school vs. modern technology "solutions.”

2. Birds Exploding in the Bay Area (18:57 – 20:49)

• News Report Recap: Christy details recent reports of birds found dead/mysteriously “exploding” in California.
  • “According to ABC News, residents… claim they have found multiple dead birds in the area.” (Christy Lee, 19:13)
  • Investigation suggests trauma from pellet/BB guns or slingshots, not electrocution.
• Classic BOB & TOM Jokes:
  • Randy Johnson’s infamous bird-obliterating pitch referenced: “Is it because of Randy Johnson throwing pitches?” (Ace Cosby, 19:04)
  • “Find someone who spent a lot of money at a car wash on a consistent basis.” (Chick McGee, 19:53)
• Bird Behavior Banter: They riff on the impossibility of potty-training birds and the woes of public statue performers being targeted by pigeons.

3. Other Memorable Bits

Bob Kevoian’s Song: "Maybe I Should Cut the Grass" (02:04 – 04:58)

• A comedic original song detailing the perils of neglecting lawn care (“Can’t find my lawn chair, can’t find my radio, can’t find the yard rake, can’t find the garden hose... maybe I should cut the grass.”).

Ace Cosby’s Joke of the Day (12:58)

• Q: “What state is known for their tiny soft drinks?”
  A: “Mini-soda (Minnesota).”

• “I liked it when I first heard it in 1967.” (Tom Griswold, 13:26)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “I want specific action. I want to know... It doesn’t say which one.” (Josh Arnold, 06:28)
• “If you’re working with the brush, you’re serious.” (Tom Griswold, 06:45)
• “Don’t splash the pot.” (Josh Arnold, 10:50)
• “What number rectum?” (Tom Griswold, 12:08)
• “Honey, will you come over here and crank this for me?” (Tom Griswold, 14:33)
• “What is she using it as a junk drawer?” (Josh Arnold, 16:54)
• “I call it the super shower, and I get in there and get the chain from my ceiling fan…” (Tom Griswold, 18:00)
• “I can’t even put a lace through a pair of sweatpants, let alone a…” (Tom Griswold, 17:21)
• “Is it because of Randy Johnson throwing pitches?” (Ace Cosby, 19:04)

Important Segment Timestamps

• Start of Episode Summary (Skip Ads): 01:01
• "Maybe I Should Cut the Grass" Song: 02:04 – 04:58
• Introduction to 'Things Stuck in Orifices': 05:11
• Rectum List: 06:14 – 13:35
• Vagina/Urethra Section: 13:35 – 18:06
• Birds Exploding News: 18:57 – 20:49
• Episode Wrap-up: 21:10

Overall Tone & Style

The hosts riff freely, playfully grossing each other out while keeping the banter lighthearted, quick-witted, and reliably inappropriate. Comedic callbacks, puns, and one-liners are delivered in each host’s distinctive voice, making the episode feel like a hilarious, slightly unhinged group hang with friends who love to crack each other up.

For First-Time Listeners

This episode is a quintessential BOB & TOM experience—full of wild news bits, hilarious improvisation, and the kind of shared laughter that makes even the most jaw-dropping ER mishap or strange local headline worth a listen. If you enjoy comedy that’s clever, a bit crude, and always quick on its feet, jump in—just maybe not while eating.