
On today's Extra, Tom blowing out his car, & shoelace aglets
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Christopher
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Count Dracula
Adam.
Howie Cary
Holy cow. After hours Sparks with Howie Cary. Today, our special Halloweeny edition of the show Dying Harry in the studio, it's Count Dracula.
Tom
Hey, Cal.
Howie Cary
Count, how's it hanging?
Count Dracula
Blah. Good evening, Hanny.
Howie Cary
Hey, how I understand it, Count, you think you're some kind of vampire.
Count Dracula
Uh, yes, this is true. Hay, I am a vampire.
Howie Cary
Ah, bull, you're just some sort of swarthy foreigner with bad dentures who likes to dress like Johnny Cash.
Count Dracula
That's not true. I drink the blood of the living so that I may have eternal life.
Howie Cary
Well, hell, I guess that makes you a blood man. What's the matter, you don't have cold beer in your country? Hell, you could use those incisors to rough up with a six pack before the first pitch. So what makes you think you're a vampire anyway?
Count Dracula
Well, for one thing, I cannot see my own reflection in the mirror.
Howie Cary
Oh, you're a thousand years old, for Christ's sake. What do you expect? Get yourself some damn glasses like Howard.
Count Dracula
Well, I can also change myself into a bat.
Josh
Ah, it's bull.
Howie Cary
You're just some crazy old goofball.
Count Dracula
Blah. I tire now of your insults, mortal.
Howie Cary
Well, who the hell cares?
Count Dracula
You know, I could drink of your blood and make you my sleep slave for eternity.
Howie Cary
Yeah, touch me and I'll put a match to your greasy head and you'll go up like a Transylvanian fan.
Christopher
Blue.
Count Dracula
I am warning you, Major.
Howie Cary
Why don't you turn yourself into a bat and come take a nip out of old Harry then?
Count Dracula
Very well then.
Tom
Oh, damn.
Howie Cary
Where's my spark sauce.
Tom
Help me.
Howie Cary
Eternal life, my ass. We're out of time. We'll see you next time, but after hours. Somebody clean this up. Ah, damn it. I got entrails on my swimsuit.
Christopher
Now some more Bob and Tom.
Tom
This is Bob and Tom.
Count Dracula
Extra.
Tom
Josh is leaving his car here and just said, would you mind leaving me your keys? And then you said.
Josh
I said, sure. Yeah. But I want to warn you, my dashboard is currently embarrassingly dusty, so I.
Tom
Have a hack for you, if you will.
Josh
All right.
Tom
The term.
I
Yeah.
Tom
To clean your car. That's something I've discovered recently.
Josh
Okay.
Tom
Okay. What you do is you take your car out in your driveway. All right. You open all the doors. Okay. And then. Do you have a hatchback?
Josh
Yes.
Tom
You open the hatchback. You remove everything from the car.
Josh
Yeah.
Tom
Okay. All your stuff.
I
Right.
Tom
Then you take your leaf blower and you. And then you.
I
What?
Tom
Yeah, I do this all the time.
Hanny
This is the equivalent of him having that can of air when he blows his keyboard.
I
Why'd you just use a vacuum?
Tom
Because there you. There's stuff under the seats.
Josh
Yeah.
Tom
And you. It. You can blow everything out.
I
Okay.
Josh
You just blow everything up.
Tom
Yeah.
Josh
That's a crazy man.
Tom
I mean, you know, you're gonna.
Hanny
Right out there in your driveway.
Tom
Then you go sweep the driveway.
Josh
Sweep the driveway.
I
Yeah. So now you got to do double work. Yeah.
Josh
Just take the vacuum cleaner in the car.
I
Right.
Tom
It's a great thing. And then. Then you go.
Hanny
Then you got to mow the yard because there's stuff in the yard.
Tom
And then you got to rake it.
Josh
Cups and French fries.
Tom
That's the thing. See, there's stuff under. Under the seats. I'm not speculating what's under your seats. I imagine there might be a. A Taco bell wrapper or 5. Some errant onion rings or whatever, but that. Then you get rid of all the junk in your car.
Josh
All right.
I
Seriously, do that.
Tom
I do it all the time. I do it every weekend.
Josh
I'm not going to do that. I do appreciate.
Hanny
Because they make I don't know how many bazillion different car vacs just for that.
Tom
They can't get the vac underneath to get that stuff under the seats. This is a great.
Hanny
Well, they make tiny little nozzles.
Tom
You'd be surprised.
Josh
My car's pretty clean. But for the dust on the.
Tom
And then some of the car washes of those places, they have those little pneumatic thing that give the. Yeah, those are great.
I
Those work too.
Tom
You get the dashboard get some of the dust off, then wipe it down. But you gotta open. You gotta open the whole thing up. Otherwise the dust accumulates.
Josh
Yeah, of course.
I
Spin around inside.
Tom
Yeah. And you don't wanna do it in your garage. Then you just get all the junk on there.
Josh
Now, do you clean your home the same way? Just walk inside with a leaf blower?
Hanny
I don't know why you wouldn't open all the windows.
Tom
You're gonna laugh.
I
Yeah.
Josh
Duct tapes, the lamps.
Tom
You're gonna laugh. But it's true that. No, the dog room, which is the laundry room. There's a washer and a dryer and, like a little mini closet. And then the dogs are in there.
Josh
And I'm guessing there's a door that leads to the garage or the outside.
Tom
There's a door leads to the outside.
Josh
Okay.
Tom
So what you do is you bring in the big floor fan and you turn that on so it's pointing toward the door. So the air is going to be exiting.
Josh
All right.
Tom
Then you take the leaf blower and you blow everything. I do it all the time.
Josh
Okay.
Tom
Because that and there's a lot of dog hair. But if you use my system where.
Hanny
You'Ve got the outside, it's in your yard.
I
Yeah.
Josh
I would think sweeping would be fine.
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Tom
No, no.
Hanny
Maybe one of those little handheld.
Tom
The dander and stuff kind of floats around it. It's a good system.
Josh
Okay.
Tom
And I'm actually looking into getting a good. I'm looking into getting a more powerful leaf blower.
I
All right. What does your. I want to get one of those other. Think of your sister.
Josh
She must.
Tom
It's their problems. She must hate that I got in trouble the other day because I. There are problems.
I
Of course there are.
Tom
I wanted to buy. Do you guys know the names of the plastic tips on your shoelaces?
Josh
I forget.
Hanny
It's like agate or something.
Josh
Yeah.
Tom
Aglet, I believe.
I
Well, yeah.
Tom
I wanted to replace some of those because, as you know, I have a puppy.
Josh
Yeah.
Tom
And the puppy will chew on the shoelaces.
Josh
I get it.
Hanny
So there's nothing wrong with the lace.
Tom
No, but the aglets are.
Josh
Those are satisfying to chew on if you've ever owned a hoodie with those.
Tom
So I wanted to buy some aglets. Someone online. And this is quite interesting. You can buy them by the thousands.
Josh
I would think that. I would almost guess that's the only way to buy them. Yeah.
Hanny
I was. I would take the people who make manufacturing those.
I
If they don't sell them by.
Josh
They assume you're a cobbler of some.
Tom
But they're mostly metal. And you have to have this crimping device.
Josh
Yeah. Oh, right, right.
Tom
And I didn't want to do that, so I googled what's the best way to do this.
Josh
Okay.
Tom
And there's a thing. And I bought. I already.
Hanny
It doesn't involve a leaf blower, does it?
Josh
Close said go to the store and buy shoelaces.
Tom
Oh, no, I don't want to do that because how am I going to get the. I can't get the color to match. For example, these blue shoes I've got on. And the aglets are all chewy on this other one. In any event, don't you have a shoe guy?
I
Yeah, we do have a shoe guy.
Tom
I got a shoe from leather shoes. Yes, I do. Great guy.
I
Great guy.
Josh
He has no aglets.
Tom
I bet he does.
Josh
He has aglets.
Tom
But how do you crimp them?
Josh
He does.
Tom
He does. You give him a buck or two. I am a handyman when it comes to.
Hanny
I'm guessing the ones you want are somehow you heat them up and they shrink to the lathe.
Tom
Exactly. So what you get is you get this rubber tubing stuff.
Hanny
I feel like I'm talking down a.
Tom
Guy at an insane asylum. It's so cool. Josh. It's this kit, and they have these things the size of matchsticks, and you slip them over the existing aglet, or if it's chewed up, you cut it off and then you put in, and then there's a little tiny little heating device.
Josh
Well, how about that whole aglet? Three hours later, you have a new shoelace.
Hanny
Wow.
Josh
Also, the cost is only $72.
Hanny
It only cost you more than the shoe.
Tom
The kit. You got the kid. The kit was like 20 bucks. And then you can also you have a hoodie that has a chewy afraid thingy.
Josh
Yeah.
I
Are you going around your house Lace.
Hanny
You wertmeister. You lace.
Josh
That really is an item for a part time cobbler. That is a Somebody who has an Etsy store.
Hanny
Yes.
Josh
Yeah, that's.
Tom
So I told Kelly this because the package. I usually get my packages delivered somewhere else, of course, because I don't like answering questions.
Josh
I don't blame you.
Tom
So she goes, what's this thing? While they were gone last week, I had it delivered, but it was on my desk. What's this thing? I said, oh, this is my thing, my little machine so I can replace the aglets. Then I said, do you have any aglets that need to replace? And she goes, if I did I wouldn't tell you. Put that away. Absolutely no interest.
Josh
One sane person in that house.
Hanny
Yeah.
Tom
It's a great system, though, if anyone wants to bring in some shoelaces.
I
Did you use it?
Tom
I haven't had time. I may have to stop at our cobbler's place.
I
You haven't even used it, so you don't know if it's a great system.
Tom
I saw it online. I watched the video on YouTube.
Josh
Watch 3K.
I
You are nuts.
Hanny
I just about can't stand it.
Tom
I'll try to use this.
Josh
I want you to open up sort of like a lemonade stand in your neighborhood and just sit out there at a table with that kit. Aglet Repair. 5 cents. Yeah. Yeah.
Tom
At 5 cents, you might make some money. I think the aglets are like 420 for a dog.
Josh
I think you could charge five bucks. They all have dogs, too, in the neighborhood. You might make a. Oh, my goodness.
Tom
And I always feel bad for the shoeshine guy at the airport.
I
Here we go.
Tom
Because, you know, nobody's wearing leather shoes anymore. So when I do wear leather shoes, I always go there and get a quick shine.
Hanny
See?
Josh
I always feel bad when they have to shine somebody's shoes. You feel bad when they're just sitting there. That's when I go out.
I
How are they making money if they're just.
Tom
They want to make money.
I
Come on.
Count Dracula
Do they?
Tom
Yeah, sure. I always tip very heavily.
Josh
I know you do. Yes, but.
Hanny
Can't stand it.
Tom
In fact, last time I did, I think I took a photograph of the guy shining my shoes and sent it to you guys.
Josh
You did? Yeah.
Tom
Okay.
Josh
Yeah.
I
That was a shoe.
Tom
Those shoes look great.
Josh
Yeah. Your brown shoes, man.
Tom
Nice. That guy, he puts on rubber gloves so he can, you know, he just really rub that stuff in.
I
I think Kelly hates those shoes.
Josh
Are these Buster Browns new?
Tom
Yeah, she does hate those. And she was with me when I picked him out. And I always point that out, and she does. That doesn't. Doesn't do any good. Don't you think it's. Don't you think it's only fair if you're with your significant other and you go, do you like this shirt? Yeah. Get that one. Then you get it. And she goes, you're going to wear that?
Josh
Yeah.
I
That isn't fair.
Tom
You were there when I bought it.
Josh
Yeah.
I
That is kind of bad.
Tom
This is a Sid Mashburn. She goes, I don't care about Sid Mashburn.
I
Who's Sid Mashbur?
Hanny
Who knows, some guy who sells shirts on the Corner.
Tom
This is Sid mash. Sid is a fine designer.
Hanny
There's lemonade stand and there's sids and.
Tom
Hey, Sid.
Hanny
Aglet repair.
Tom
And then this is a Pierre Peter Malar.
Josh
I don't care.
Tom
It's unbelievable. So anyway, I guess we're gonna have to do sports later.
Josh
You know what is good to know, though? If we ever need an aglet repaired. Yeah. We've got a guy now.
Tom
I almost bought the.
Josh
How you ever.
Tom
With the crimper. I almost bought that. This is much more efficient.
Josh
Okay.
Tom
Yeah. So, yeah, it's really something. Got a little machine. Probably set the house on fire. Don't leave on your aglet heater, but it comes with the kit. Has like all different sizes of these little tubes. Josh.
Josh
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Tom
So I could do a big, thick lace.
Josh
Okay.
Tom
Or almost a rope.
Josh
Okay. Well, what's your car cleaning hack again?
Tom
My car cleaning hack is take your car outside, you open up all the doors, take a leaf blower and blow all the dust out of it and all the stuff under the seats and the gum wrappers and all the stuff. You take a broom, clean your yard. It's easy as pie. All right. The blows in the grass. Take a rake. This is brilliant.
Josh
And people are writing in saying, hey, yes, I too have done this, or I will do this.
Tom
No, I have to have done this.
Josh
Okay.
Tom
Right, Jason, I just got the thumbs up. Absolutely.
Hanny
Really?
Tom
Yeah. It's a great movie.
I
Jason's done this too.
Hanny
Yes.
Tom
And I am about to upgrade. I am going to a bigger. I'm going to get a bigger leaf blower.
Hanny
You mean a more powerful leaf blower.
I
Do you have a gas powered leaf blower?
Tom
No, I have an electric one, but it's battery.
Josh
Right.
Tom
It works for about five minutes that. It peters out, but five minutes? They have the.
Hanny
It works longer than that.
Tom
Not mine. They have the. I didn't get a good one. I've just been told. What is the echo brand? Is the one that I've been told, ego, ego.
Josh
That's what I have.
Tom
Is that the backpack one?
I
No, no. Those are the gas ones, aren't they?
Tom
Typically, I may have to go gas.
Hanny
They make one.
Josh
Oh, okay. Jason's saying that they do make a battery powered backpack one. I do not have the backpack one.
Tom
And it's quite powerful because I want the big one.
Josh
Okay, Tom, do not get the backpack one.
Tom
Why?
Josh
They burst into flames. Well, not always. I shouldn't. I shouldn't just say that they're. But we've had stories where they've Burst into flame.
Tom
Really?
Josh
The gasoline powered ones?
Tom
Yeah. Because I do like to. When I. When I grill out. I'll take the leaf blower. You hit the charcoal with it.
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Josh
What?
Tom
Absolutely.
I
Oh, my God.
Tom
You get the charcoal started.
I
You have embers flying over here.
Josh
That's how forest fires begin.
Hanny
Yeah.
Josh
Well, you're gonna get kicked out of your neighborhood.
Hanny
I think we're all glad that you live in the more or less moist.
Josh
Midwest radio star burns down neighborhood.
Hanny
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Tom
Oh, yeah.
I
Tom. Ted from northeast Michigan writes in. Tom is absolutely right about car cleaning. I've been cleaning all my big rigs and heavy equipment with compressed shop air for years.
Tom
All right.
I
10 times faster than any vacuum.
Josh
Now, that. But all doesn't. That's. And big heavy equipment and compressed air. Of course.
Tom
That's all this discussion started because you. I asked if I could borrow your car.
Josh
Right.
Count Dracula
And you can.
Tom
And you said, well, the dashboard's filthy and full of dust. Why do you want to borrow everybody's car?
Hanny
You have the car.
Tom
I got to take it to the shop. The point is, Josh, I'm just saying, if you take your car.
Josh
Yeah.
Tom
You could at least get the top layer of dust off with a leaf blower.
Josh
I would rather just dust. I don't. I feel like blowing the dust around. And I also feel like having my car wide open with a leaf blower is going to blow dust into it as well.
I
I keep a microfiber cloth in my car. I just wipe it off.
Josh
I have trouble touching microfiber.
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Yeah, I know.
I
I do, too.
Josh
It's the worst feeling fabric on the planet.
Tom
I agree.
Josh
But yeah, that is also. I have a bunch of tiny, tiny pieces of fishing line all over my. My hatchback area. Because I will change bait, I'll change lures while I'm shore fishing in the back of my car. So I don't want that to blow around in the yard and stuff like that.
Tom
This is just lying there.
Josh
Yeah. Just little pieces that I pick up whenever I see your car. Smell like fish some days.
Count Dracula
On a good day.
Tom
On a good day. I know a good detail. I'll have. I'll have my detailer come over take care of your car. But that's not my other. I did another great hack.
Josh
Oh, what's that?
Tom
This is a good tip for you, by the way.
Hanny
Oh, good.
Tom
You're gonna like this.
Josh
All right. Just cutting the socks off at the tips.
Tom
No, this is different. I have this ice machine at my house.
I
You hate it, and I.
Tom
Well, I hate crushed ice.
I
Right.
Tom
I'd like to see it made illegal. But hey, now you can have ice that starts to water down your drink immediately. Many love it, but someone in my house loves it.
Josh
And there you go.
Tom
Therefore we have it.
Josh
The point is they're happy, and that makes you happy.
Tom
So this ice machine is but pretty big. It's like two feet by. It's a big cube thing. It's very heavy. And it's got a built in drain.
Josh
Yeah.
Tom
And it drains down through the basement.
Count Dracula
Oh, okay.
Tom
So the drain clogged up. So I went online and there's this. So there's this company you call and it's called something like ask a pro or something. Have you heard about these?
Josh
Yes. Yeah.
Tom
And so there's actually a life lesson here. So I signed up for this thing.
Josh
Okay.
Tom
And then you. You text them and you get some. Someone and they tell you. You go back and forth, you know, take, hey, I have this kind of machine. What do I do?
I
Right?
Tom
And essentially the advice I was given was call a repair man. Not especially helpful.
Josh
No, that isn't.
Tom
And then I also noticed that I kept getting billed monthly for the service. I didn't realize I had signed up, signed up, signed up for a. Anytime you have a problem, call.
Hanny
Oh, yeah.
Tom
And the first problem I had, they didn't help. So I was. I undid that one. And I. So I urge you to be very careful if you sign up for one of those things. So I paid like 50 bucks three months in a row for nothing.
Josh
Yeah, that sucks.
Tom
But. And then I. So I thought maybe I can remount this drain. So I went online.
Hanny
That sounds like a great idea, doesn't it?
Tom
Because the drain's like as thick as a little thicker than a straw.
Josh
Okay.
Tom
It's about this thick. So I went online. You know, you can buy.
Josh
What's that?
Tom
A six foot drain reamer.
Josh
Oh, sure. Yeah.
Tom
Yeah.
Josh
Good. Yeah. You got one of those?
Tom
I did.
Hanny
And you reamed the drain and it worked?
Josh
Yeah. Eno has lesion hair disease, but it still works.
Hanny
But the drain's. It's uncloud.
Christopher
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Josh
Like, what the heck? I think it was that much more graceful than that.
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Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast – Episode: B&T Extra: Tom Blowing Out His Car, & Shoelace Aglets
Release Date: December 16, 2024
Hosts: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network
Duration: Approximately 19 minutes
Christopher kicks off the episode by welcoming listeners to another installment of "Bob and Tom Extra," a segment designed to revisit and expand upon content from the main weekday morning show. He teases the primary topics of the day: Tom’s unconventional car cleaning method using a leaf blower and a humorous discussion about shoelace aglets.
A comedic skit features Count Dracula interacting with Howie Cary, adding a Halloween-themed flavor to the episode.
The dialogue humorously portrays Count Dracula’s struggles with modern life and mundane issues, culminating in playful banter about eternal life and supernatural abilities.
Tom introduces his unique method for cleaning cars, sparking a lively debate among the hosts.
Tom elaborates on his technique:
Host Reactions:
Tom argues that a leaf blower is more effective than a vacuum for removing stubborn dust and debris, while other hosts express skepticism about the practicality and potential messiness of his method.
A listener, Ted, validates Tom’s method, noting its efficiency for larger vehicles, which adds credibility to Tom’s approach.
The conversation shifts to the minutiae of shoelace maintenance, specifically focusing on aglets—the small plastic or metal tips at the ends of shoelaces.
Tom discusses the difficulties in replacing aglets, especially when dealing with pet-chewed laces, and explores potential solutions.
Proposed Solution: Tom discovers a kit that allows for aglet replacement without bulk purchasing:
The hosts humorously critique the practicality and cost-effectiveness of the kit, suggesting that it might not be the most efficient solution for casual users.
The segment highlights the overcomplication of a simple problem, blending practical advice with lighthearted jest.
Tom shares his experiences with shoe shining, particularly at airports, adding a personal touch to the episode.
Tom expresses sympathy for shoe shiners, noting the decline in demand but maintaining support for professionals in the craft.
The discussion underscores the hosts' camaraderie and the everyday challenges they observe.
A brief segment where Tom discusses issues with his ice machine and the steps he took to resolve them.
Tom humorously narrates his attempt to troubleshoot the ice machine himself, highlighting the pitfalls of customer service and subscription services.
The segment serves as a relatable anecdote about DIY repairs and the frustrations of automated service subscriptions.
Christopher wraps up the episode, encouraging listeners to catch future segments on various platforms.
Listeners are left with a blend of practical tips, humorous exchanges, and the hosts' signature wit, making the episode both entertaining and informative.
Tom on Car Cleaning:
"[05:14] Tom: 'Yeah, I do it all the time. I do it every weekend.'"
Tom on Aglets:
"[07:47] Tom: 'They are mostly metal. And you have to have this crimping device.'"
Listener Validation:
"[15:35] Tom: 'On a good day.'"
"[15:36] I: 'Tom. Ted from northeast Michigan writes in. Tom is absolutely right about car cleaning.'"
This episode of "Bob and Tom Extra" adeptly combines practical advice with humor, offering listeners both useful tips and entertaining conversations. Whether tackling car cleaning hacks or the nitty-gritty of shoelace maintenance, the hosts deliver content that is both relatable and engaging.