B&T Extra: Tom Eloped, Pat's Puppy song, & Letters

Summary

Podcast Summary:

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Episode: B&T Extra: Tom Eloped, Pat's Puppy Song, & Letters
Date: May 22, 2026

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Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show Extra is a lively mix of comedy, storytelling, and classic show banter. Highlights include Tom Griswold’s recent elopement, Pat Godwin’s original canine-inspired song, and a round of listener letters that spark reflections, joking confessions, and offbeat toilet humor. The episode is saturated with the show’s signature quick wit, playful teasing, and nostalgic asides.

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Main Topics & Key Moments

1. Parody Promo: "Temptation Trailer"

[02:15–04:09]

• The hosts launch with a hilarious fake reality show promo called "Temptation Trailer"—a spoof on "Temptation Island," but set in a redneck milieu.
• Features over-the-top redneck characters exchanging tongue-in-cheek romantic lines.
• Delivers a fast barrage of gags about family, romance, and life in a trailer park.

Notable Quotes:

• Redneck Male: “Honey pie, I need to confess something to you. I ain’t never been with a woman whose ass or her hairdo would fit through the door of a double wide trailer.” (03:25)
• Tom Griswold: “Temptation Trailer on Bob and Tom Television. It just might result in a slightly deeper gene pool.” (04:09)

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2. Tom Griswold’s Elopement Story

[04:28–08:02]

• Tom shares that he took a couple of days off to elope with his partner, Kelly. The ceremony was on the beach—in the rain.
• He jokes that rain brings good luck and shares the unfortunate wardrobe mishap that led him to wear his bride’s underwear at the wedding due to see-through linen pants.
• Group banter about rain-soaked weddings, good luck superstitions, and Tom’s unique song suggestions for the occasion.

Notable Quotes:

• Tom Griswold: “Got married to Kelly. Was great. On the beach in the rain. I’ve been informed... getting married in the rain is good luck.” (04:34)
• Tom Griswold (on the underwear mishap): "I didn't bother trying [the pants] on…and when I did, you could see the black underwear through the trousers. I ended up having to wear her underwear... Things were flopping out. That's all. That's the short version of the story, but it's true." (08:27)

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3. Pat Godwin’s “O de Brody” Puppy Song

[06:36–08:02]

• Pat performs a comedic original song about his family’s dog Brody, spotting the ups and downs of dog ownership.
• The lyrics detail everything from vet bills to ruined floors and unconditional love.

Sample Lyric:

• Pat Godwin: "Wine, wine, wine. Yappy, yappy, yap. Piss, piss, piss and a crap, crap, crap. Chewed the molding and barfed on the carpet. Got out of the crate and the floors got scratched..." (06:48–08:02)

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4. Listener Letters & Odd Anecdotes

[08:02–12:23]

• Listeners write in with congrats and personal stories, prompting the gang to riff on:
  • Wedding superstitions (rain = good luck/fertility)
  • Tom’s “wardrobe malfunction” and a listener’s transparent swimming shorts incident
  • The lost art of memorizing phone numbers
  • Nostalgia for memorable locker combinations and phone numbers.

Notable Moments:

• Christy: “Tom, you’re correct. Getting married in the rain is good luck. Also, though, it's a sign of fertility. Is there another baby in the future?” (09:42)
  Tom Griswold: “I don’t think so. I’d like to be around for the graduation from sixth grade.” (09:55–10:04)

• Reflecting on forgotten phone numbers:

  • Tom Griswold: “None of us have very—know very many phone numbers anymore. It’s just an aspect of the way we live these days.” (10:50)

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5. Public Restrooms, Germs, & Bathroom Inventions

[13:22–19:12]

• Reading a listener’s funny encounter involving a mysterious jump rope left in a public restroom and the theories that ensued (hovering assistance, forgotten gym gear, etc.).
• The gang swaps horror stories of public bathroom behavior, including hover techniques, complicated toilet paper dispensers, and hand-drying “technology wars.”
• Spirited debate about air dryers, cloth towel rolls, and innovative door handles for germ avoidance.
• Classic tangent about the minor design flaws in vestibule double-doors at restaurants.

Notable Quotes:

• Chick McGee: “I was thinking maybe somebody…kept the jump rope there as a handle so they could hover over the seat…” (14:51)
• Christy: “I sit. I don’t care. Look, I'm alive. I'm healthy.” (15:27)
• Tom Griswold: “Did you know that the great soccer player Pele once said he developed his skills by opening and closing bathroom doors with his feet?” (18:09)

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6. Humorous Observations & Rapid-Fire Banter

Throughout

• The hosts’ banter is quick, teasing, and self-deprecating.
• Frequent callbacks to their own past stories and the show's history.
• Several moments feature playfully “roasting” each other about minor quirks—Pat’s musical timing, Tom’s long stories, and more.

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Memorable & Funny Moments

• The Parody Promo for "Temptation Trailer" is a standout cold open. (02:15–04:09)
• Tom’s Underwear Confession: The visual of Tom in Kelly’s underwear for his own wedding is a classic Griswold story. (08:27)
• Pat’s “O de Brody” Song: A comic encapsulation of dog-owner woes. (06:48–08:02)
• Nostalgia for Memorizing Phone Numbers: “How do you forget—my brothers and I passed that lock down. I still remember it to this day.” (11:47–11:55)
• Jump Rope in the Bathroom: An extended riff that turns a simple story into a five-minute speculation on bathroom behavior. (13:22–15:06)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

| Time | Segment | |------------|-------------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:15–04:09| "Temptation Trailer" parody promo | | 04:28–05:18| Tom's elopement and wedding in the rain | | 06:36–08:02| Pat Godwin’s “O de Brody” dog song | | 08:02–10:11| Listener letters; Tom's wedding wardrobe mishap and anecdotes | | 10:11–12:23| Phone numbers, locker combos, and nostalgia | | 13:22–15:06| Listener story: The jump rope in the bathroom | | 15:06–19:12| Public restroom banter—germs, inventions, and door design failures|

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Tone & Atmosphere

• The show is jovial, irreverent, and comfortable—the hosts riff as longtime friends do, with plenty of laughter at themselves and each other.
• The language is casual and peppered with quick asides, puns, and innuendo.
• There's a blend of relatable humor, off-the-cuff speculation, and the occasional moment of sweet nostalgia.

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Summary

Episode Highlight: Tom’s reveal about his rainy elopement is at the heart of this “extra,” but the ensemble’s explosive riffing and Pat’s new “dog song” deliver the laughs listeners expect. The mailbag delivers both relatable cringe and nostalgia, especially around wardrobe fails and vanishing life skills like memorizing phone numbers. The closing bathroom discussion is a comic high point, stretching small observational gripes into wild comedic speculation.

Perfect For: Longtime Bob & Tom fans, lovers of irreverent morning radio, and anyone who enjoys stories that make even everyday mishaps feel big, funny, and memorable.

Transcript

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[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show today, Tom eloped plus Pat's puppy song and letters. It's coming up in just a minute.

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[Tom Griswold]

sure you've seen it on Fox Television. Young good looking sexy singles coupling and uncoupling romping half naked in the Caribbean sunshine. Forget about those self involved losers on Temptation Island. Prepare to drop them panties for some real action as Bob and Tom Television presents Temptation Trailer.

[Redneck Male Participant]

Tarnation. You is good looking darlin' sugar you

[Redneck Female Participant]

better lookin than my old man.

[Christy]

You got three teeth, he's only got two.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Temptation Trailer. We've taken six redneck hillbilly couples and dropped them off on a small island in the Chattahoochee River.

[Chick McGee]

Dang you can count to three. You're pretty and smart.

[Tom Griswold]

Temptation Trailer where the couples will meet eligible singles who will try and entice and seduce them.

[Redneck Male Participant]

Oh, dark roots hair always makes me hot. Hey, is that a booger?

[Tom Griswold]

It's exciting. It's hot, it's sexy.

[Redneck Male Participant 2]

You know, I ain't never seen a pair of spin with a big old belt buckle on them.

[Redneck Male Participant]

Honey pie, I need to confess something to you. I ain't never been with a woman whose ass or her hairdo would fit through the door of a double wide trainer.

[Tom Griswold]

Will they stay with their current love or will they stray?

[Redneck Female Participant]

I'm looking for a man who can be romantic. The kind of guy who will burp the words I love you once in a while.

[Bob Kevoian]

I

[Redneck Male Participant 2]

Darling, you ever seen one of these here pierced?

[Tom Griswold]

Damn girl.

[Chick McGee]

You're hotter than my cousin.

[Tom Griswold]

Temptation Trailer coming soon to Bob and Tom TV Woohoo.

[Redneck Female Participant]

I'm leaving my boyfriend for a guy with a normal size forehead.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't miss.

[Tom Griswold]

Temptation Trailer coming soon to Bob and Tom TV Temptation Trailer on Bob and Tom Television. It just might result in a slightly deeper gene pool.

A great way to get your morning started.

This is Bob and Tom Extra.

I took a couple days off last week, as you know, and took the opportunity to elope.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Got married to Kelly was great.

[Chick McGee]

That is great.

[Tom Griswold]

On the beach in the rain. I've been informed by everyone I know now, but apparently I didn't know this. Getting married in the rain is good luck.

Excellent.

[Christy]

That's what I've always heard.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I hear laughter in the rain.

Nice day for a wet wedding. It was wet. It was great. The. When we were doing the ring thing quite Letters.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You hold the umbrella. So we did have this big umbrella. But if you see the. They put a couple pictures I think on our website.

[Christy]

Yeah, they're great.

[Tom Griswold]

I am soaked.

[Chick McGee]

Your song could be. Is it the Hollies?

[Bob Kevoian]

The rain, the park and other things.

[Chick McGee]

The bus. Bus stop.

[Bob Kevoian]

Shooting

[Tom Griswold]

umbrella.

Okay, there we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everybody knows that part. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

So I bet I was gone a coup. And it's my understanding I missed a song. Is that correct, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

A couple of them, yeah. I think I played.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. Hang on. I don't know why, but Tom's irritated by it. Let's, let's.

[Chick McGee]

Is that the case? You son of a. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

How dare you write while I was gone.

[Bob Kevoian]

I missed a song. Is that now you want to do it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. It's just that's the cue lately with Pat. It's you get it all set up, and then he looks at you as if, huh, this.

[Chick McGee]

This was the. The.

[Tom Griswold]

It reminds me of what Chick always talks about when you go to a store and you're behind some lady. And it's always a lady. And they go through all this stuff and then she looks up like, oh, I have to pay now. Searching, searching the purse for the wallet. But with Pat, it's. We talk about a song. We set it up, and then he looks around and you're thinking, grab the guitar. Begin the song. Short intro, please.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not just what went down. Okay, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly what just happened. Does this need an introduction? Is there a related to this?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

See, this is. This is why he doesn't know when to start, because you don't know when to stop.

[Bob Kevoian]

This entire thing is eating.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll say three, two, one. You go, three, two.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not how it's gonna work.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's gonna be in charge for at least two or three minutes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, right. This is a work in progress that we did last week, and it came off pretty good. It's a song about my little doggy.

[Tom Griswold]

Your doggy?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I like songs about my little dog.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's called O de Brody. Getting the puppet was a great idea. My son's joy is worth the price. Pothead training was harder than expected. And all of your friends give you advice. Take them out a lot. No late night snacks, Put them in the crate, keep them on track. But it ruined the floor. Landlord giving me flack for turning my place into an outhouse Shack. Wine, wine, wine. Yappy, yappy, yap. Piss, piss, piss and a crap, crap, crap. Chewed the molding and barfed on the carpet. Got out of the crate and the floors got scratched. Jump for a ball and the window got cracked. Oh, I'm never getting my left shoe back. Hello, unconditional love. Goodbye. $2,000. 385 bucks for the vet, 100 for the toys, 30 for the collar. Snip, snip soon. And a yappy, yappy Y. Choo, choo, choo and more crap, crap, crap. We love our little Brody, but these are the facts. I'm never getting my deposit.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. What a good doggy. Thank you, Pat. Now it's time to check in with. Time to check in with our letters.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do we have emails from our listeners? I'll. I'll start us off. Dear Bob and Tom Show. I know you guys are at work, so I'll get to the point. First of all, congratulations, Tom. And Kelly on the marriage. Tom's linen pants incident reminded me of my own poor clothing choices. Near water.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I will explain once again. I always wear black underwear. And Kelly had purchased some white linen pants for me to wear. I didn't bother trying them on, and when I did, you could see the black underwear through the trousers. I ended up having to wear her underwear so hot for the ceremony, and I had to turn it around backwards because the front area was. Things were flopping out. That's all. That's the short version of the story, but it's true.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rich continues. It was the summer of my senior year. My girl talked me into a last minute trip to the city pool. I didn't have trunks with me, but I did have my favorite pair of soccer shorts. Half black and half yellow. I went to change. One of my girlfriends suggested I just wear the shorts so I would have dry underwear for the trip home. Well, I wore the shorts commando. Nothing visible as I get into the pool. But then when I got out, I noticed that when this fabric got wet, it becomes transparent at a city pool. I was instructed by the lifeguards to please go into the changing room and get dressed because I was causing quite the problem at the pool being more or less naked in front of everyone. That's from Rich in Benton, Kentucky.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rich saw right through them.

[Tom Griswold]

Good to know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Good to know. Christy, what do you got over there?

[Christy]

This is from Jack in Linden, Pennsylvania. Tom, you're correct. Getting married in the rain is good luck. Also, though, it's a sign of fertility. Is there another baby in the future?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think so.

[Christy]

Well, you never know.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to be around for the graduation from sixth grade.

[Christy]

And dear Pat, in honor of Tom's wedding, could you play White White House Lighthouse?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a bad luck song? Yeah.

[Christy]

Yeah. That's not very nice, Griffith.

[Pat Godwin]

I did do it at somebody's wedding recently, but that's the first time in a long time they're still together.

[Chick McGee]

And they knew the story and loved that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah. They had like a Halloween ish type wedding.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about something yesterday that I. I think is really interesting. Our friend Alan had gone on vacation and lost his phone at the Rome airport.

[Christy]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Like a real.

[Tom Griswold]

But the problem was he could only. He could only remember one phone number.

[Christy]

Was it yours?

[Tom Griswold]

No. So it was someone that I know. So that person then texted me and said, alan doesn't have a phone. If you need him for anything, you're gonna have to do etc. But we. We were all talking about it and none of us have very. No very many phone numbers anymore. It's just a aspect of the way we live these days.

[Pat Godwin]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet you know what Andy's.

[Christy]

And then I thought about it. I do know my two girls numbers.

[Tom Griswold]

You do?

[Christy]

That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know any of my girls

[Christy]

but Sophie's number is the coolest phone number ever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, give it out.

[Christopher]

What is it?

[Christy]

00 then 00 03. So it's like wow. Yeah, it's really great.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a cool phone number very briefly once.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh but that's not. Don't shortchange yourself. You had a lot of cool numbers.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I had especially in high school and I had a really cool number phone number when I had my very first house. This is the best phone number. I moved in and the phone never stopped rings. It had belonged to a pizza place. Had to get a new number and then.

[Bob Kevoian]

Didn't you. Isn't it true you had the coolest locker combination?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

8, 18, 28.

[Christy]

That is a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

And my brothers and I would remember. How do you forget my brothers and I passed that lockdown.

He's so excited about it.

I still remember it still to this

[Chick McGee]

know in my head I was like why is chick asking him about that? And then he answered and I remembered oh yeah. He. It's so funny how excited I'm so happy about it. Oh no.

[Tom Griswold]

But that was a big thing, right? Jim gave it to John who then

[Hims Advertiser]

gave it to me so we could.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm surprised there wasn't a ceremony.

[Christy]

You're lucky because our lockers, they were built in. You couldn't. You know, you had to pass a locker.

[Chick McGee]

We had both.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'd have to take the doors off to pass the locker down.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. One school had bring your own lock. The other school had.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is nothing to do with what we're talking about. But you talk about taking the doors off. That did remind. Remind me. I forget if I mentioned this or not. When Bob and I lived in Harbor Springs we were roommates as well as on the radio together. And our. Our house was kind of famous. Our apartment was sort of famous for after parties if you will. And we never locked the door. But if it was locked, the door had been put up improperly. So I forgot. How do you. How do I explain this? The hinge pins were on the outside and they were real loose. So does this make sense? So to open the door all you had to do reach Reach up and pull them one out, then reach down, pull the one out, and the door came off. So I, I sometimes I'd get home and. Well, I guess there must be something going on here. The door is in the hallway.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember those days, though? And it was totally cool. You kind of hope that your door was off the hinges so you'd have a party, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we never locked door. There was nothing to steal. I didn't have any furniture. What are you going to do, steal my laundry? If you do, please do it.

[Chick McGee]

Do you guys want to hear a weird story that we've gotten from a listener? And what it's gonna lead to is perhaps theories on our part.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

As to what is going on here? He says that he was last night conducted a major transaction in a public restroom. Okay. As I sat down, I noticed a jump rope hanging on the coat hanger hook in the stall.

[Christy]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Couple seconds later, a guy comes in and goes, ah. And then he heard the guy go, excuse me, is there. Is there a jump rope in there? I said, yes, there is. He said, can I have it? I'll wait. I'll wait. I'm sorry. And he said, no. He was able to reach up, grab the jump rope, sling it over the top of the stall door, and the guy goes, thank you. Took the rope and left.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that was it.

[Chick McGee]

That was.

[Tom Griswold]

That was it. At a gym.

[Chick McGee]

It does not say, Jim. And I would think that our email writer would have. Would know. Hey, if this happened at a gym, this all kind of makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe it was a park. Yeah. Softball game or something was going on, or soccer game.

[Christy]

Jump rope to the bathroom.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, a guy who was.

[Chick McGee]

You're just carrying it. I guess if you're at a park

[Tom Griswold]

and maybe your kids are playing and you want to get some exercise, and he goes. Has to make. Goes into the bathroom, hangs it in the hook.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, that happens all the time.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, that says. This is the whole idea. What the hell happened here?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, if my kids are gonna get a little exercise, I better not forget my jump rope.

[Chick McGee]

I was thinking maybe somebody left. Somebody who frequents this public restroom, kept the jump rope there as a handle so they could hover over the seat as opposed to that, actually. But the guy came back for it, so obviously that's not the case.

[Christy]

That's an interesting theory.

[Tom Griswold]

You thought that, man.

[Chick McGee]

Well, because I've heard stories of people putting their coats on the coat hanger or a scarf and hanging onto it so that they can just hover over the seat.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's paranoia. That is paranoid. I'm glad you told me that. Now I know what to do in the future.

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I just spit on the toilet seat.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think we know the depth. Girls have to hover all the time.

[Christy]

I don't. I sit. I don't care.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Look how I'm alive. I'm healthy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but do you have any butt diseases?

[Christy]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wouldn't tell anybody either if I had a budget.

[Christy]

I put the toilet paper down.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, that's pretty elaborate. But touching. Touching that, that holder though is. That's where all the germs.

[Christy]

Touching what? Holder?

[Tom Griswold]

Toilet paper holder.

[Christy]

I'm just touching the toilet paper, not the holder.

[Tom Griswold]

The last guy that was in there probably smeared it with germs.

[Chick McGee]

I think about that every. Because sometimes in the bathrooms here, the toilet paper roll is off the holder because our holder's a little problem.

[Christy]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So how do you. How do you get the toilet paper off? Typically you put two fingers in the roll.

[Bob Kevoian]

Uh huh.

[Chick McGee]

Well, so does everybody else.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And one of the pink, one of the stick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, can you unpaten something?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what would you like to see? I like this idea because whatever you're.

[Tom Griswold]

The.

The toilet paper holders, they've got two rolls in them and then the one is done and the other one's supposed to come down.

[Bob Kevoian]

It never does.

[Tom Griswold]

It never works.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's locked in.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoever patented that. I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not only that, take it away. But it also hinders the role you're trying to use.

[Christy]

Exactly. Because it falls down too early on top of it.

[Tom Griswold]

But yesterday we also discussed. I don't know how we got on the subject of antique things in men's rooms and ladies rooms, the role of cloth hand washing.

[Bob Kevoian]

The never ending cloth.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're right, those were really kind of good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I really like absorbance. They seemed fresh every time I used one.

[Chick McGee]

But the. What creeped us out. As in D.C. they would say the optics of it was. That it was. It would just go around and around.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy]

How did they. I guess they just replace it with a new role. Is that what they did?

[Tom Griswold]

Made a cool sound. The guy told me.

[Chick McGee]

Then they would launder the other. The role that was in there.

[Christy]

Oh, they did?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of places they have the air thing.

[Christy]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's usually timed so your hands don't get dry enough and some of them won't restart for 30 seconds or whatever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I've never ran in.

[Tom Griswold]

Then you. Then you go out to the restaurant, look for the napkins. Take them and dry your hands.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you pat the. You pat the major D on the back a few times.

[Christy]

Big fan of that Dyson hand.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm gonna go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I don't like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Other people's hands have been in there.

[Chick McGee]

The Dyson Airplane.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what I like about it. I love the name.

[Chick McGee]

The Airblade is great.

[Tom Griswold]

Airplane.

[Chick McGee]

Do you treat it like a game of operation, though?

[Christy]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You cannot touch this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's just full of germs.

[Christy]

But you're not touching the side.

[Tom Griswold]

No. And the. And the. The who even more.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm with you, Tom. I believe it.

[Chick McGee]

It's funny. I don't think that's correct, but we all have those. We all have those sort of assumptions where it's correct in our minds, and that's how we're.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know that the great soccer player Pele once said he developed his skills by opening and closing bathroom doors with his feet?

[Chick McGee]

Is that something?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, they have little grommets, little levers, little place to put your foot so you can actually open the door with your feet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, some places do a little sign on them.

[Christy]

Yeah, that was a good.

[Pat Godwin]

Corrals have that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I noticed that as the.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever encountered the one, though, that's on the door that's too heavy?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you get a hernia.

[Chick McGee]

I can't do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my penis popped out.

[Tom Griswold]

That reminds me of one of them. That bugs me. This is one restaurant I go to. When you leave, there's a. There's a. There's a door. Then there's another door three feet, four feet later.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever, right?

[Tom Griswold]

So the one door opens this way, and then you walk up to the door and it's hinged the other way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Damn if it's not.

[Chick McGee]

That's a mistake. That's a mistake.

[Tom Griswold]

So you know what I'm saying? You know which one I'm talking about? Yeah, you. You. It's. It pushes out the. And every. I always forget. So then you walk up to the second door. Oh, wait a minute. You gotta walk the other side.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, That's a mess.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that. Is that a mistake?

[Chick McGee]

It is. That must be.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I was just. Just curious.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Pat Godwin]

The Hammer Alley podcast, an 80s flashback mockumentary.

[Tom Griswold]

Back in the 80s, there were a thousand bands trying to make it in the world of rock. But there was one band that had it all. Hammer Alley.

[Christy]

Whatever happened to Hammer Alley?

[Pat Godwin]

How did they go from top of the rock? I'm looking for a music video. They're a band from 1987.

[Chick McGee]

Hammer Alley.

[Pat Godwin]

Ever heard of them? To rock bottom.

[Hims Advertiser]

Dude, I was born in 1987.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I can't believe he's doing this. Hammer Alley.

[Chick McGee]

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