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Christopher
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show today, Tom eloped plus Pat's puppy song and letters. It's coming up in just a minute.
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Tom Griswold
sure you've seen it on Fox Television. Young good looking sexy singles coupling and uncoupling romping half naked in the Caribbean sunshine. Forget about those self involved losers on Temptation Island. Prepare to drop them panties for some real action as Bob and Tom Television presents Temptation Trailer.
Redneck Male Participant
Tarnation. You is good looking darlin' sugar you
Redneck Female Participant
better lookin than my old man.
Christy
You got three teeth, he's only got two.
Tom Griswold
It's Temptation Trailer. We've taken six redneck hillbilly couples and dropped them off on a small island in the Chattahoochee River.
Chick McGee
Dang you can count to three. You're pretty and smart.
Tom Griswold
Temptation Trailer where the couples will meet eligible singles who will try and entice and seduce them.
Redneck Male Participant
Oh, dark roots hair always makes me hot. Hey, is that a booger?
Tom Griswold
It's exciting. It's hot, it's sexy.
Redneck Male Participant 2
You know, I ain't never seen a pair of spin with a big old belt buckle on them.
Redneck Male Participant
Honey pie, I need to confess something to you. I ain't never been with a woman whose ass or her hairdo would fit through the door of a double wide trainer.
Tom Griswold
Will they stay with their current love or will they stray?
Redneck Female Participant
I'm looking for a man who can be romantic. The kind of guy who will burp the words I love you once in a while.
Bob Kevoian
I
Redneck Male Participant 2
Darling, you ever seen one of these here pierced?
Tom Griswold
Damn girl.
Chick McGee
You're hotter than my cousin.
Tom Griswold
Temptation Trailer coming soon to Bob and Tom TV Woohoo.
Redneck Female Participant
I'm leaving my boyfriend for a guy with a normal size forehead.
Bob Kevoian
Don't miss.
Tom Griswold
Temptation Trailer coming soon to Bob and Tom TV Temptation Trailer on Bob and Tom Television. It just might result in a slightly deeper gene pool.
A great way to get your morning started.
This is Bob and Tom Extra.
I took a couple days off last week, as you know, and took the opportunity to elope.
Bob Kevoian
There you go.
Tom Griswold
Got married to Kelly was great.
Chick McGee
That is great.
Tom Griswold
On the beach in the rain. I've been informed by everyone I know now, but apparently I didn't know this. Getting married in the rain is good luck.
Excellent.
Christy
That's what I've always heard.
Tom Griswold
Oh, I hear laughter in the rain.
Nice day for a wet wedding. It was wet. It was great. The. When we were doing the ring thing quite Letters.
Bob Kevoian
Okay.
Tom Griswold
You hold the umbrella. So we did have this big umbrella. But if you see the. They put a couple pictures I think on our website.
Christy
Yeah, they're great.
Tom Griswold
I am soaked.
Chick McGee
Your song could be. Is it the Hollies?
Bob Kevoian
The rain, the park and other things.
Chick McGee
The bus. Bus stop.
Bob Kevoian
Shooting
Tom Griswold
umbrella.
Okay, there we go.
Bob Kevoian
Everybody knows that part. That's right.
Tom Griswold
So I bet I was gone a coup. And it's my understanding I missed a song. Is that correct, Pat?
Pat Godwin
A couple of them, yeah. I think I played.
Bob Kevoian
Wait a minute. Hang on. I don't know why, but Tom's irritated by it. Let's, let's.
Chick McGee
Is that the case? You son of a. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
How dare you write while I was gone.
Bob Kevoian
I missed a song. Is that now you want to do it?
Tom Griswold
No, no. It's just that's the cue lately with Pat. It's you get it all set up, and then he looks at you as if, huh, this.
Chick McGee
This was the. The.
Tom Griswold
It reminds me of what Chick always talks about when you go to a store and you're behind some lady. And it's always a lady. And they go through all this stuff and then she looks up like, oh, I have to pay now. Searching, searching the purse for the wallet. But with Pat, it's. We talk about a song. We set it up, and then he looks around and you're thinking, grab the guitar. Begin the song. Short intro, please.
Pat Godwin
It's not just what went down. Okay, okay.
Tom Griswold
That's exactly what just happened. Does this need an introduction? Is there a related to this?
Bob Kevoian
Oh, my God.
Chick McGee
See, this is. This is why he doesn't know when to start, because you don't know when to stop.
Bob Kevoian
This entire thing is eating.
Tom Griswold
I'll say three, two, one. You go, three, two.
Pat Godwin
That's not how it's gonna work.
Bob Kevoian
He's gonna be in charge for at least two or three minutes.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, right. This is a work in progress that we did last week, and it came off pretty good. It's a song about my little doggy.
Tom Griswold
Your doggy?
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. I like songs about my little dog.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, it's called O de Brody. Getting the puppet was a great idea. My son's joy is worth the price. Pothead training was harder than expected. And all of your friends give you advice. Take them out a lot. No late night snacks, Put them in the crate, keep them on track. But it ruined the floor. Landlord giving me flack for turning my place into an outhouse Shack. Wine, wine, wine. Yappy, yappy, yap. Piss, piss, piss and a crap, crap, crap. Chewed the molding and barfed on the carpet. Got out of the crate and the floors got scratched. Jump for a ball and the window got cracked. Oh, I'm never getting my left shoe back. Hello, unconditional love. Goodbye. $2,000. 385 bucks for the vet, 100 for the toys, 30 for the collar. Snip, snip soon. And a yappy, yappy Y. Choo, choo, choo and more crap, crap, crap. We love our little Brody, but these are the facts. I'm never getting my deposit.
Tom Griswold
Very good. What a good doggy. Thank you, Pat. Now it's time to check in with. Time to check in with our letters.
Bob Kevoian
Do we have emails from our listeners? I'll. I'll start us off. Dear Bob and Tom Show. I know you guys are at work, so I'll get to the point. First of all, congratulations, Tom. And Kelly on the marriage. Tom's linen pants incident reminded me of my own poor clothing choices. Near water.
Tom Griswold
No, I will explain once again. I always wear black underwear. And Kelly had purchased some white linen pants for me to wear. I didn't bother trying them on, and when I did, you could see the black underwear through the trousers. I ended up having to wear her underwear so hot for the ceremony, and I had to turn it around backwards because the front area was. Things were flopping out. That's all. That's the short version of the story, but it's true.
Bob Kevoian
Rich continues. It was the summer of my senior year. My girl talked me into a last minute trip to the city pool. I didn't have trunks with me, but I did have my favorite pair of soccer shorts. Half black and half yellow. I went to change. One of my girlfriends suggested I just wear the shorts so I would have dry underwear for the trip home. Well, I wore the shorts commando. Nothing visible as I get into the pool. But then when I got out, I noticed that when this fabric got wet, it becomes transparent at a city pool. I was instructed by the lifeguards to please go into the changing room and get dressed because I was causing quite the problem at the pool being more or less naked in front of everyone. That's from Rich in Benton, Kentucky.
Tom Griswold
Well, thank you.
Bob Kevoian
Rich saw right through them.
Tom Griswold
Good to know.
Bob Kevoian
Yep.
Tom Griswold
Good to know. Christy, what do you got over there?
Christy
This is from Jack in Linden, Pennsylvania. Tom, you're correct. Getting married in the rain is good luck. Also, though, it's a sign of fertility. Is there another baby in the future?
Tom Griswold
I don't think so.
Bob Kevoian
I don't think so.
Christy
Well, you never know.
Tom Griswold
I'd like to be around for the graduation from sixth grade.
Christy
And dear Pat, in honor of Tom's wedding, could you play White White House Lighthouse?
Tom Griswold
Is that a bad luck song? Yeah.
Christy
Yeah. That's not very nice, Griffith.
Pat Godwin
I did do it at somebody's wedding recently, but that's the first time in a long time they're still together.
Chick McGee
And they knew the story and loved that.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, yeah. They had like a Halloween ish type wedding.
Tom Griswold
We were talking about something yesterday that I. I think is really interesting. Our friend Alan had gone on vacation and lost his phone at the Rome airport.
Christy
Right.
Chick McGee
Like a real.
Tom Griswold
But the problem was he could only. He could only remember one phone number.
Christy
Was it yours?
Tom Griswold
No. So it was someone that I know. So that person then texted me and said, alan doesn't have a phone. If you need him for anything, you're gonna have to do etc. But we. We were all talking about it and none of us have very. No very many phone numbers anymore. It's just a aspect of the way we live these days.
Pat Godwin
You.
Tom Griswold
I bet you know what Andy's.
Christy
And then I thought about it. I do know my two girls numbers.
Tom Griswold
You do?
Christy
That's it.
Tom Griswold
I don't know any of my girls
Christy
but Sophie's number is the coolest phone number ever.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, give it out.
Christopher
What is it?
Christy
00 then 00 03. So it's like wow. Yeah, it's really great.
Tom Griswold
I had a cool phone number very briefly once.
Bob Kevoian
Oh but that's not. Don't shortchange yourself. You had a lot of cool numbers.
Tom Griswold
No, but I had especially in high school and I had a really cool number phone number when I had my very first house. This is the best phone number. I moved in and the phone never stopped rings. It had belonged to a pizza place. Had to get a new number and then.
Bob Kevoian
Didn't you. Isn't it true you had the coolest locker combination?
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
8, 18, 28.
Christy
That is a good one.
Tom Griswold
And my brothers and I would remember. How do you forget my brothers and I passed that lockdown.
He's so excited about it.
I still remember it still to this
Chick McGee
know in my head I was like why is chick asking him about that? And then he answered and I remembered oh yeah. He. It's so funny how excited I'm so happy about it. Oh no.
Tom Griswold
But that was a big thing, right? Jim gave it to John who then
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Bob Kevoian
I'm surprised there wasn't a ceremony.
Christy
You're lucky because our lockers, they were built in. You couldn't. You know, you had to pass a locker.
Chick McGee
We had both.
Bob Kevoian
You'd have to take the doors off to pass the locker down.
Chick McGee
Yeah. One school had bring your own lock. The other school had.
Tom Griswold
And this is nothing to do with what we're talking about. But you talk about taking the doors off. That did remind. Remind me. I forget if I mentioned this or not. When Bob and I lived in Harbor Springs we were roommates as well as on the radio together. And our. Our house was kind of famous. Our apartment was sort of famous for after parties if you will. And we never locked the door. But if it was locked, the door had been put up improperly. So I forgot. How do you. How do I explain this? The hinge pins were on the outside and they were real loose. So does this make sense? So to open the door all you had to do reach Reach up and pull them one out, then reach down, pull the one out, and the door came off. So I, I sometimes I'd get home and. Well, I guess there must be something going on here. The door is in the hallway.
Bob Kevoian
Remember those days, though? And it was totally cool. You kind of hope that your door was off the hinges so you'd have a party, right?
Tom Griswold
Well, we never locked door. There was nothing to steal. I didn't have any furniture. What are you going to do, steal my laundry? If you do, please do it.
Chick McGee
Do you guys want to hear a weird story that we've gotten from a listener? And what it's gonna lead to is perhaps theories on our part.
Bob Kevoian
Okay.
Chick McGee
As to what is going on here? He says that he was last night conducted a major transaction in a public restroom. Okay. As I sat down, I noticed a jump rope hanging on the coat hanger hook in the stall.
Christy
Okay.
Chick McGee
Couple seconds later, a guy comes in and goes, ah. And then he heard the guy go, excuse me, is there. Is there a jump rope in there? I said, yes, there is. He said, can I have it? I'll wait. I'll wait. I'm sorry. And he said, no. He was able to reach up, grab the jump rope, sling it over the top of the stall door, and the guy goes, thank you. Took the rope and left.
Bob Kevoian
And that was it.
Chick McGee
That was.
Tom Griswold
That was it. At a gym.
Chick McGee
It does not say, Jim. And I would think that our email writer would have. Would know. Hey, if this happened at a gym, this all kind of makes sense.
Tom Griswold
Maybe it was a park. Yeah. Softball game or something was going on, or soccer game.
Christy
Jump rope to the bathroom.
Pat Godwin
Well, a guy who was.
Chick McGee
You're just carrying it. I guess if you're at a park
Tom Griswold
and maybe your kids are playing and you want to get some exercise, and he goes. Has to make. Goes into the bathroom, hangs it in the hook.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, yeah, that happens all the time.
Chick McGee
I mean, that says. This is the whole idea. What the hell happened here?
Bob Kevoian
Well, if my kids are gonna get a little exercise, I better not forget my jump rope.
Chick McGee
I was thinking maybe somebody left. Somebody who frequents this public restroom, kept the jump rope there as a handle so they could hover over the seat as opposed to that, actually. But the guy came back for it, so obviously that's not the case.
Christy
That's an interesting theory.
Tom Griswold
You thought that, man.
Chick McGee
Well, because I've heard stories of people putting their coats on the coat hanger or a scarf and hanging onto it so that they can just hover over the seat.
Tom Griswold
Oh, that's paranoia. That is paranoid. I'm glad you told me that. Now I know what to do in the future.
Yeah.
Chick McGee
I just spit on the toilet seat.
Bob Kevoian
I don't think we know the depth. Girls have to hover all the time.
Christy
I don't. I sit. I don't care.
Bob Kevoian
Okay.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Christy
Look how I'm alive. I'm healthy.
Chick McGee
Yeah, but do you have any butt diseases?
Christy
No.
Bob Kevoian
I wouldn't tell anybody either if I had a budget.
Christy
I put the toilet paper down.
Tom Griswold
You know, that's pretty elaborate. But touching. Touching that, that holder though is. That's where all the germs.
Christy
Touching what? Holder?
Tom Griswold
Toilet paper holder.
Christy
I'm just touching the toilet paper, not the holder.
Tom Griswold
The last guy that was in there probably smeared it with germs.
Chick McGee
I think about that every. Because sometimes in the bathrooms here, the toilet paper roll is off the holder because our holder's a little problem.
Christy
Right?
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Chick McGee
So how do you. How do you get the toilet paper off? Typically you put two fingers in the roll.
Bob Kevoian
Uh huh.
Chick McGee
Well, so does everybody else.
Bob Kevoian
Oh yeah.
Tom Griswold
And one of the pink, one of the stick.
Bob Kevoian
Absolutely.
Tom Griswold
By the way, can you unpaten something?
Chick McGee
Oh, what would you like to see? I like this idea because whatever you're.
Tom Griswold
The.
The toilet paper holders, they've got two rolls in them and then the one is done and the other one's supposed to come down.
Bob Kevoian
It never does.
Tom Griswold
It never works.
Bob Kevoian
No, it's locked in.
Tom Griswold
Whoever patented that. I'm sorry.
Bob Kevoian
Not only that, take it away. But it also hinders the role you're trying to use.
Christy
Exactly. Because it falls down too early on top of it.
Tom Griswold
But yesterday we also discussed. I don't know how we got on the subject of antique things in men's rooms and ladies rooms, the role of cloth hand washing.
Bob Kevoian
The never ending cloth.
Tom Griswold
And you're right, those were really kind of good.
Bob Kevoian
I really like absorbance. They seemed fresh every time I used one.
Chick McGee
But the. What creeped us out. As in D.C. they would say the optics of it was. That it was. It would just go around and around.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Christy
How did they. I guess they just replace it with a new role. Is that what they did?
Tom Griswold
Made a cool sound. The guy told me.
Chick McGee
Then they would launder the other. The role that was in there.
Christy
Oh, they did?
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Christy
Oh, okay.
Tom Griswold
A lot of places they have the air thing.
Christy
Yes.
Tom Griswold
And it's usually timed so your hands don't get dry enough and some of them won't restart for 30 seconds or whatever.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, I've never ran in.
Tom Griswold
Then you. Then you go out to the restaurant, look for the napkins. Take them and dry your hands.
Chick McGee
Well, you pat the. You pat the major D on the back a few times.
Christy
Big fan of that Dyson hand.
Bob Kevoian
I'm gonna go.
Tom Griswold
Oh, I don't like that.
Bob Kevoian
No, no, no, you don't.
Tom Griswold
Other people's hands have been in there.
Chick McGee
The Dyson Airplane.
Bob Kevoian
That's what I like about it. I love the name.
Chick McGee
The Airblade is great.
Tom Griswold
Airplane.
Chick McGee
Do you treat it like a game of operation, though?
Christy
Yes.
Chick McGee
You cannot touch this.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, it's just full of germs.
Christy
But you're not touching the side.
Tom Griswold
No. And the. And the. The who even more.
Bob Kevoian
I'm with you, Tom. I believe it.
Chick McGee
It's funny. I don't think that's correct, but we all have those. We all have those sort of assumptions where it's correct in our minds, and that's how we're.
Tom Griswold
Did you know that the great soccer player Pele once said he developed his skills by opening and closing bathroom doors with his feet?
Chick McGee
Is that something?
Tom Griswold
Wow.
Bob Kevoian
You know, they have little grommets, little levers, little place to put your foot so you can actually open the door with your feet.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, some places do a little sign on them.
Christy
Yeah, that was a good.
Pat Godwin
Corrals have that.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, I noticed that as the.
Chick McGee
Have you ever encountered the one, though, that's on the door that's too heavy?
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah.
Bob Kevoian
And you get a hernia.
Chick McGee
I can't do it.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, my penis popped out.
Tom Griswold
That reminds me of one of them. That bugs me. This is one restaurant I go to. When you leave, there's a. There's a. There's a door. Then there's another door three feet, four feet later.
Chick McGee
Whatever, right?
Tom Griswold
So the one door opens this way, and then you walk up to the door and it's hinged the other way.
Bob Kevoian
Damn if it's not.
Chick McGee
That's a mistake. That's a mistake.
Tom Griswold
So you know what I'm saying? You know which one I'm talking about? Yeah, you. You. It's. It pushes out the. And every. I always forget. So then you walk up to the second door. Oh, wait a minute. You gotta walk the other side.
Chick McGee
Yeah, That's a mess.
Tom Griswold
Is that. Is that a mistake?
Chick McGee
It is. That must be.
Tom Griswold
Okay, I was just. Just curious.
Christopher
That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.
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Christy
Whatever happened to Hammer Alley?
Pat Godwin
How did they go from top of the rock? I'm looking for a music video. They're a band from 1987.
Chick McGee
Hammer Alley.
Pat Godwin
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Tom Griswold
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Chick McGee
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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Episode: B&T Extra: Tom Eloped, Pat's Puppy Song, & Letters
Date: May 22, 2026
This episode of The BOB & TOM Show Extra is a lively mix of comedy, storytelling, and classic show banter. Highlights include Tom Griswold’s recent elopement, Pat Godwin’s original canine-inspired song, and a round of listener letters that spark reflections, joking confessions, and offbeat toilet humor. The episode is saturated with the show’s signature quick wit, playful teasing, and nostalgic asides.
[02:15–04:09]
Notable Quotes:
[04:28–08:02]
Notable Quotes:
[06:36–08:02]
Sample Lyric:
[08:02–12:23]
Notable Moments:
Christy: “Tom, you’re correct. Getting married in the rain is good luck. Also, though, it's a sign of fertility. Is there another baby in the future?” (09:42)
Tom Griswold: “I don’t think so. I’d like to be around for the graduation from sixth grade.” (09:55–10:04)
Reflecting on forgotten phone numbers:
[13:22–19:12]
Notable Quotes:
Throughout
| Time | Segment | |------------|-------------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:15–04:09| "Temptation Trailer" parody promo | | 04:28–05:18| Tom's elopement and wedding in the rain | | 06:36–08:02| Pat Godwin’s “O de Brody” dog song | | 08:02–10:11| Listener letters; Tom's wedding wardrobe mishap and anecdotes | | 10:11–12:23| Phone numbers, locker combos, and nostalgia | | 13:22–15:06| Listener story: The jump rope in the bathroom | | 15:06–19:12| Public restroom banter—germs, inventions, and door design failures|
Episode Highlight: Tom’s reveal about his rainy elopement is at the heart of this “extra,” but the ensemble’s explosive riffing and Pat’s new “dog song” deliver the laughs listeners expect. The mailbag delivers both relatable cringe and nostalgia, especially around wardrobe fails and vanishing life skills like memorizing phone numbers. The closing bathroom discussion is a comic high point, stretching small observational gripes into wild comedic speculation.
Perfect For: Longtime Bob & Tom fans, lovers of irreverent morning radio, and anyone who enjoys stories that make even everyday mishaps feel big, funny, and memorable.