B&T Extra: Tom has a Headache, Letters, & Hot Dogs

Summary

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Episode: B&T Extra: Tom has a Headache, Letters, & Hot Dogs
Date: June 18, 2026
Host: The BOB & TOM Show

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Episode Overview

This B&T Extra dives into classic Bob & Tom territory: quirky listener letters, playful banter over headaches and hot dogs, jokes, and a surprisingly detailed detour into “ball maxing” and oddball inventions. The team welcomes an array of listener emails, reminisces about fast-food hot dogs, explores odd laundry gadgets, and riffs on recent show moments. The tone remains irreverent, fast-paced, and loaded with the signature comic riffing that defines the show.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Tom’s Headache and Slide Whistle Remedy (05:34–06:01)

• Tom is suffering from a headache, prompting Josh to suggest a comic solution: “what he needs is some slide whistle” (05:36).
• Dean jokes about unconventional headache remedies: "Push that right out," suggesting a hot decaf iced tea enema (05:48).

Tom (05:50): "You're about to get a very hot, very hot decaf iced tea enema."

Tone:

Light, sarcastic, and self-deprecating, typical of the show’s style.

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2. Hot Dogs and Fast Food Chains: Why Aren’t They Everywhere? (06:18–08:17)

• An email sparks a debate about why major fast food chains like McDonald’s, Burger King, and Arby’s don’t have hot dogs on the menu.
• Tom laments the absence: “I just don't understand why McDonald's and Burger King and Arby's don't have hot dogs.” (07:13)
• Chick McGee notes McDonald’s tried bratwurst in St. Louis as a seasonal item and it was a “massive success,” yet never went nationwide. (07:44)
• Joke tangent about “Johnsonville”—the bratwurst brand and a risqué adult movie reference.

Chick McGee (07:44): “Worst bratwurst...seasonal like the McRib...you could get one bratwurst or two with the value meal and they were delicious.”

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3. Listener Letters Segment

A. Blowing Out the Cobwebs (08:46–09:47)

• Listener “Dan” recalls his dad “blowing out the cobwebs” in the car by flooring it on country roads and wonders if there’s truth to this old wisdom.
• Chick and others reminisce over the phrase meaning to freshen up anything unused, not just cars.
• Dean shares he did this with his daughter’s infrequently used car over the weekend.

B. The Nostalgia of Wiener Schnitzel and Hot Dog Chains (10:00–11:44)

• Listener “Jordan from Fresno” shouts out Wiener Schnitzel and its menu.
• Discussion expands to Dog ‘n Suds, A&W, and what makes stadium hot dogs special (the foil).
• They debate whether steamed or parched hot dogs deliver the best taste.
• Tom muses about countertop steamers—“The Stanley folks make them”—and jokes about a clothes steamer for hot dogs.

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4. Laundry Gadgets & “Llama Balls” (11:23–12:41)

• Tom describes seeing a jean-drying rack with metal pant legs—finds it odd but amusing.
• Dean mentions Instagram is full of such laundry gadgets.
• Discussion about “llama balls” (dryer balls) and their laundry benefits, with Dean gifting Tom a set and Tom receiving another as a gift from a fan.

Tom (12:25): "Oh, the best one, someone...sent me those...what are they called? Llama balls." Dean (12:27): "Yeah, I gave you llama balls. I gave them to you."

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5. “Ball Maxing” and Cosmetic Oddities (12:41–15:55)

• The group revisits the topic of “ball maxing,” recent viral cosmetic trend involving inflating the scrotum.
• Tom reads from Vice and Men’s Health articles, including a story about “Marcus,” whose “scrotum is larger than a mango with a circumference of 14.5 inches.” (14:19)
• They riff on whether comic books inspired his obsession.
• Josh and Chick joke about related bodywork trends like “Scrotox.”
• Tom wonders aloud about women’s cosmetic equivalents (“puffiness...do they get injections for that?”) (15:18)

Tom (13:46): "A 57 year old man by the name of Marcus told Men's Health magazine he's been obsessed with making his balls bigger for decades."

Chick McGee (14:28): “Seems a little unwieldy.”

Memorable Moment

• The group speculates about how people into ball maxing found each other before the internet:

Tom (14:50): "Did you walk down the street and go, 'psst,' and try to find somebody?"

Tone:

Irreverent and unfiltered, with laughs about obscure internet subcultures.

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6. Listener Letters: Art Class Antics (16:05–16:52)

• Former art teacher from New Lisbon writes about students making sculptural hand castings; one makes the “shocker,” which led to a failing grade for inappropriate content—prompting a quick debate on creative expression and boundaries.
• Josh and Dean refuse to explain “the shocker,” leaving it to curious listeners to Google.

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7. Dogs Playing Poker, Pets, and Heartwarming Listener Stories (17:05–18:16)

• Pat and Jackie from Wisconsin share a photo of their lab, Tilly, “playing cards.”
• Discussion of “dogs playing poker” vs. “cat playing solitaire” as personality metaphors.
• Josh celebrates his Australian Shepherd Josephine’s birthday (age 4/28 in dog years) and shares his “puppy fever.”

Memorable Quotes

Tom (17:37): “...many of you have seen the dogs playing poker. But have you seen the cat playing solitaire? Kind of says it all really, about cats. I’d much rather be by myself.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote | |-----------|---------|-------| | 05:50 | Tom | "You're about to get a very hot, very hot decaf iced tea enema." | | 07:13 | Tom | "I just don't understand why McDonald's and Burger King and Arby's don't have hot dogs." | | 07:44 | Chick McGee | “It was a massive success in St. Louis. Massive.” (About McDonald’s brat experiment) | | 13:46 | Tom | "A 57 year old man by the name of Marcus told Men's Health magazine he's been obsessed with making his balls bigger for decades." | | 14:28 | Chick McGee | "Seems a little unwieldy." | | 14:50 | Tom | “Did you walk down the street and go, ‘psst,’ and try to find somebody?” | | 17:37 | Tom | “Many of you have seen the dogs playing poker. But have you seen the cat playing solitaire? Kind of says it all really, about cats.” |

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Important Timestamps

• 05:34 – Tom's headache and comedic remedies
• 06:18 – Start of letters segment; hot dog discussion
• 07:44 – McDonald's bratwurst experiment anecdote
• 08:46 – Listener’s “blow out the cobwebs” story
• 10:00 – Wiener Schnitzel and fast-food hot dog chains
• 11:23 – Laundry gadgets and “llama balls”
• 12:41 – "Ball maxing" and unusual cosmetic surgeries
• 16:05 – Listener letter from art teacher and “shocker” story
• 17:05 – “Dogs playing poker,” pets, and listener photos

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Tone & Style

• The episode is brimming with friendly ribbing, rapid topic shifts, and the show’s signature blend of lowbrow and observational humor.
• Listener engagement is strong in this episode, with multiple emails stretching conversation into familiar (hot dogs, art class pranks) and unusual territory (scrotum inflation and laundry hacks).
• The hosts’ camaraderie and comic timing are on full display, making even irrelevant tangents feel engaging and on brand.

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For New Listeners: Why This Episode?

• Classic BOB & TOM: Quirky emails, hot dog debates, and locker-room humor that pulls you in regardless of the bizarre subject matter.
• The show makes even the weirdest stories relatable, especially via nostalgic and pop-culture touchstones—like “blowing out the cobwebs” or “dogs playing poker.”
• It’s a fun cross-section of everyday oddities given the hilarious BOB & TOM spin.

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Skip the headache—catch this B&T Extra for laughs, hot dog opinions, and proof there's really a niche for everything.

Transcript

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[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show today. Tom has a headache. Plus letters, hot dogs. It's on the way in just a minute.

[Dean]

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his car Then he whipped out his nightstick and she was quite impressed she

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smiled and said, oh, boy, another breathalyzer test.

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She said, okay, I will.

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She went back three months later with her stomach sticking out she said, I

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used them every day but they kept falling out.

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Yes, they're airheads.

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Airheads.

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Nothing oh, inside of their heads.

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A sexy blonde was with her date Late one Friday night he said, when I make love to you, can I leave on the light? She giggled as she answered, yes, just like he was hoping. And when he took her in his

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arms he left the car door open.

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Nothing inside of their heads.

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Is that an echo?

[Chick McGee]

English.

[Unidentified Male 1]

Their heads. Their heads.

[Unidentified Male 2]

Knock, knock.

[Unidentified Male 1]

Who's there?

[Unidentified Male 2]

Peroxide.

[Unidentified Male 1]

Peroxide who?

[Unidentified Male 2]

Peroxide. Should have gone out with a brunette. Or maybe a redhead.

[Unidentified Male 1]

Hey, blondie, give me a drink, will you?

[Christopher]

Missed something.

[Josh Arnold]

Here you go.

[Tom]

We'll try to catch you up.

[Josh Arnold]

This is Bob and Tom Extra. In case you're just joining us, it's the Bob and Tom show, and Tom has a headache. Josh decided what he needs is some slide whistle.

[Dean]

Push that right out.

[Tom]

You're about to get a very hot, very hot decaf iced tea enema.

[Josh Arnold]

Chrissy Lee at the.

[Dean]

Hi. Maybe that's why you have a headache. You need some caffeine.

[Tom]

I. I don't know what it is.

[Chick McGee]

As long as it's not too sweet. It's the old joke.

[Tom]

Yeah.

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[Tom]

I love that coffee. The coffee.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, there's Josh Arnold. Hello, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. It's time for letters from the emails from our listeners.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we got letters.

[Tom]

What do you got over there?

[Josh Arnold]

That's a great question.

[Tom]

Oh, I got one.

[Josh Arnold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. Tom was talking about hot dogs, and the subject came up about more fast food places selling them. Could you imagine pulling up to McDonald's and ordering a McQueen or.

[Tom]

I think it's a fair question.

[Josh Arnold]

Keep a straight face.

[Tom]

Like I said, I had a great hot dog.

[Dean]

People eat hot dogs every day.

[Tom]

I know, but I'm.

[Josh Arnold]

This is the second day we've gone Over. We're not doing how great that hot dog was. This is day two.

[Dean]

If you were allowed to eat real food, you wouldn't be like that. This every day.

[Josh Arnold]

I see no end in sight.

[Tom]

You even chick, you said the hot dog is the perfect food to eat in the car.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I did, yesterday.

[Tom]

It's the perfect food at a stadium.

[Chick McGee]

It is a great stadium food.

[Tom]

But why? I just don't understand why McDonald's and Burger King and Arby's don't have hot dogs.

[Chick McGee]

What do you want? I'm kind of glad they don't. I'm glad they don't.

[Josh Arnold]

You think there's some sort of restaurant formula that.

[Tom]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

If a stadium dog were available everywhere and loses its.

[Tom]

Maybe. Okay, yeah. I don't know, but. Because weren't you saying that you were part of a McDonald's in your. In St. Louis at one point did some kind of experiment that apparently failed and they didn't put it on the market?

[Chick McGee]

No, they. It was a massive success in St. Louis. Massive.

[Christopher]

What was it?

[Chick McGee]

Worst bratwurst. And they did it like two or three years in a row. And it was seasonal like the McRib and you could get one bratwurst or two with the value meal and they were delicious. And I think it was in conjunction with Johnsonville if I remember correctly. But yeah, I guess. But they did that didn't make it nationwide.

[Tom]

Did you ever see that pornos called Johnsonville?

[Chick McGee]

I haven't. Yeah, but I am aware of it.

[Tom]

There's only one woman in it.

[Chick McGee]

That poor thing. Well, she was mayor. Right. So she got the juice.

[Tom]

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to go down vulgar road. I have a headache. Forgive me for everything. I do.

[Columbia Ad Voice]

Man.

[Chick McGee]

We're getting up to brat season, aren't we?

[Tom]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I once tried making brats in the winter on my George Foreman grill.

[Dean]

Oh, and pretty much smashed him, didn't it?

[Chick McGee]

No, but I mopped for about an hour. I forgot how. Much better.

[Columbia Ad Voice]

Yeah,

[Chick McGee]

yeah, they were delicious, but.

[Tom]

Dear Bob and Tom show As a kid, I lived in a small farm town. We were a few blocks from downtown, so we walked everywhere. My father walked to work, we walked to school, we all walked to church. Our car was usually only driven on Sunday to visit family. Occasionally, since it was driven so infrequently, my father would take it out in a country straightaway and floor it. He said, quote, this blows out the cobwebs in the motor.

[Dean]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Any truth to this?

[Dean]

I've always Heard that.

[Tom]

Did you guys ever hear those words from your dad when you were a kid? Thanks, Dan. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I'd hear blow the cobwebs out of anything that hadn't been used in a while, Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom]

So that means on the way home today, I should.

[Dean]

Your car gets used all the time

[Josh Arnold]

and you speed a lot more than you want to let on.

[Tom]

Ah, blow the cobwebs down.

[Dean]

My daughter's car in Chicago has been sitting for months because she doesn't use it. And we did that over the weekend. Took it out, got the tires, you know, aired up and blew the cobwebs out.

[Tom]

Yeah. My son's car in Chicago was stolen.

[Dean]

Yeah. Don't say that out loud.

[Columbia Ad Voice]

Okay.

[Dean]

Sorry.

[Tom]

And that's. That's a nightmare, by the way. Try living through that. I'm sorry, Chick. Back to you.

[Josh Arnold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. This is Jordan from Fresno. We have a wonderful chain here called Wiener Schnitzel.

[Tom]

Tom, another one.

[Josh Arnold]

It's very simple. They're famous for their hot dogs, chili dogs and chili cheese dogs.

[Chick McGee]

Yum.

[Tom]

And you don't need a chili dog in a moving car, though.

[Josh Arnold]

And they're chili cheese fries.

[Chick McGee]

That's not easy.

[Josh Arnold]

You can also get hamburgers and cheeseburgers. And chili cheeseburgers. You can even get a chili cheese fried burrito.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Dean]

There used to be dog and suds. Remember that? Hot dog and root beer.

[Josh Arnold]

I like dog and suds.

[Dean]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

At A W. Didn't they have. Did they have hot dogs?

[Dean]

I believe so.

[Chick McGee]

I think they did.

[Dean]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The hot dogs are Wiener schnitzel don't come in foil. They come in their parchment paper.

[Tom]

I think the foil is the whole secret to the great stadium hot dog. I'm telling you, Jordan, matter of physics.

[Josh Arnold]

If you leave them in the parchment paper for a little bit and you pull off from the drive through, they're just as good as the stadium dog. He says, wow, just as good.

[Tom]

I go to a bagel place and they steam the bagels. That's. That's. It's. Maybe it's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe steaming is the way to go for you.

[Dean]

Just get a steamer. You know, you can get those on your counter.

[Tom]

The Stanley folks make them. I've seen their trucks.

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't you get a clothes steamer and then take the wand and just go over your hot dog. Steam is steam for you before you have a bite.

[Tom]

You know what I saw yesterday? What's the difference?

[Dean]

What did you see yesterday?

[Tom]

Do you dry your jeans in the dryer.

[Dean]

I do.

[Tom]

Yeah. Because I do too. But it's. If you read this, read the label on them, it says you're not supposed to, which is. But anyway, the point is these. How do I describe them? It's like a rack. They showed if you put your jeans in it. And it has like metal wires that are in the shape of pant legs.

[Dean]

Oh. So that you can dry your jeans.

[Josh Arnold]

How does that fit into a dryer?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, you don't dry them fresh out of the washer.

[Tom]

It's a hanger with two giant pant legs.

[Dean]

And you bought one?

[Tom]

No, no. I thought it looks ridiculous, but I mean, I guess, I mean, my jeans, I just put them in the dryer. They're fine. I don't have to iron them. Have you ever seen those?

[Dean]

I have not.

[Tom]

I don't know who that's for.

[Dean]

There are a lot of cool laundry gadgets, though, that are interesting. If you follow on my Instagram, they're always like laundry gadgets that you need.

[Tom]

Oh, the best one, someone. I wish I had the name that they sent me those. What are they called? Llama balls.

[Dean]

Yeah, I gave you llama balls. I gave them to you.

[Tom]

No, but I also had some sent to me from Washington state or something. Yeah, what are they called?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you get the llama balls from Washington, huh?

[Dean]

They're llama.

[Tom]

They're the size of a softball. And you put them in your laundry

[Chick McGee]

and you put them in balls.

[Tom]

Now, speaking of balls, yesterday was a big day for balls on this show.

[Dean]

It was a big night for Christie too, because I had a huge meatball for dinner. It was like this. This big.

[Tom]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

So how long does it take you

[Dean]

to eat a. Oh, I only ate a quarter of it, but it was huge.

[Tom]

Yesterday on the show, we learned of

[Josh Arnold]

something new curtain on that meatball in

[Tom]

the world of plastic surgery called ball maxing. And I got a little bit more data on it, in case you were wondering. Ball maxing. And I apologize for reading the sentence, Josh, because I know how much it annoyed you. This is the first sentence of this story from Vice. The latest niche trend taking over the quote unquote manosphere is ball maxing. And this is about using IVs and putting inserting fluid into the sacrifice to inflate the scrotum. Now, it seems to me to be completely ridiculous, but I. I found another article about the same thing and it says a 57 year old man by the name of Marcus told Men's Health magazine he's been obsessed with making his balls bigger for decades.

[Chick McGee]

Sheesh.

[Tom]

It's 57. Wouldn't you be old enough to know better?

[Dean]

Maybe he likes it.

[Tom]

But here's the weird thing. He goes. It's a passion that grew out of the comic books he'd read as a child.

[Unidentified Male 1]

What?

[Tom]

How the hell does that work?

[Unidentified Male 1]

Yeah.

[Dean]

What comic book?

[Tom]

Yeah. Was there a. Did Superman have a bulge? I don't know about?

[Josh Arnold]

I. I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

No. I mean, they all had the COD pieces, but that's not.

[Tom]

Yeah, but they're not.

[Josh Arnold]

They went to great lengths to hide Adam West.

[Chick McGee]

He's trying to make a natural COD piece.

[Josh Arnold]

When he was Batman. They had a heck of a time.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Wrestling. Nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Mr. Marcus says his scrotum is larger than a mango with a circumference of 14.5 inches.

[Chick McGee]

Seems a little unwieldy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Dean]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

None of his pants fit.

[Tom]

Boy, again. And then, according to this other article, there is a subreddit that has 8, 700 followers where members share photos of their overly enlarged scrotums. Okay, what did these people do before the Internet? Did you just.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Tom]

Did you walk down the street and going, psst. And try to find somebody.

[Dean]

My balls. What do you do?

[Chick McGee]

They're pretty big.

[Columbia Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not kidding.

[Tom]

Was there some kind of code in the classified ads?

[Dean]

Maybe in those, you know, regional papers? Maybe there was.

[Tom]

Okay, you can find your people now

[Chick McGee]

in the back of the Penny Saver.

[Tom]

Is there a similar attraction for the large front? Naughty. For the ladies? Is there?

[Dean]

Oh, sure, I'm sure.

[Chick McGee]

You mean puffiness. Yeah, I mean, they actually have puffer there.

[Josh Arnold]

There.

[Columbia Ad Voice]

Tools.

[Josh Arnold]

There's puffiness. There's.

[Tom]

Is there a. Do they get injections and stuff for that?

[Chick McGee]

Maybe, but. Oh, you know, we did talk about how there were some.

[Josh Arnold]

Why.

[Chick McGee]

But it was more of like a.

[Dean]

It was.

[Chick McGee]

It was almost a meta. There was a reason that they got it.

[Pepsi Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Dean]

Puffy or they got unpuffied.

[Chick McGee]

Puffied it.

[Tom]

I know that for men. There was also Scrotox, which was Botox to get rid of the wrinkles.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Dean]

If you're worrying about that.

[Tom]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Chick McGee]

There's enough to worry about.

[Dean]

Life. My God, the sack model.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you know, go ahead, laugh. I made millions of dollars. Dear Bob and Tom, show beautiful side.

[Tom]

This comes to us from New Lisbon, Wisconsin.

[Chick McGee]

Their sexuality has nothing to do with. And whether or not they're brand new or they've been a Lisbon for a while.

[Josh Arnold]

Love is love.

[Tom]

From a former art teacher. You were talking about things made in shop class. And pottery class.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, former art teacher. This person's been a Lisbon for a while.

[Tom]

I had a project called Helping Hands for a sculpture class.

[Josh Arnold]

Just dripping.

[Tom]

The students made plaster castings of their hands in different positions and used them for sculptures. That's really interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Uh huh. However you see me in this class, just shoot me.

[Tom]

One student made the so called shocker hand cast. I appreciated his creativity. I had to fail him for inappropriate content.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, come on.

[Christopher]

Really?

[Tom]

Well then, that's the shocker. Do you want to explain that?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Dean]

No.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Dean]

People want to know. They'll find out for themselves.

[Columbia Ad Voice]

Okay.

[Tom]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

We were talking about dogs playing poker yesterday. This is from Pat and Jackie. Good morning, you wonderful people. We live in Crandall, Wisconsin. Today's Wisconsin day. It's weird how we go in streaks. This is our lab, Tilly. And she loves to play cards.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, she sure does.

[Josh Arnold]

There she is. She's at the table. She's got her paw on a card. She wants another card.

[Dean]

So cute.

[Josh Arnold]

She's a good baby.

[Tom]

Yesterday I pointed out many of you have seen the. The dogs playing poker. But have you seen the cat playing solitaire? Kind of says it all really, about cats. I'd much rather be by myself.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, my Aussie today. Happy birthday, Josephine. She's 4.

[Dean]

Oh, today. Happy birthday, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

That's 28 in people years.

[Dean]

Ready for another dog, aren't you?

[Josh Arnold]

I've got puppy fever so bad.

[Chick McGee]

What a sweetie.

[Dean]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

28 cars. I saw golden in a car Saturday morning and he was like he wasn't a year old. Hanging out. Hanging out the window.

[Chick McGee]

I love when they're that age because they're sort of ungainly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Even more clumsy. It's the best.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play and Stitcher. For Bob and Tom. Extra, this is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

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