B&T Extra: Tom is stuck, Vulture Chick, & the Florida state bird

Summary

Podcast Summary: B&T Extra – Tom is Stuck, Vulture Chick, & the Florida State Bird

Podcast Information

• Title: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
• Host/Author: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network
• Episode: B&T Extra: Tom is stuck, Vulture Chick, & the Florida state bird
• Release Date: June 23, 2025

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1. Opening Segment

The episode kicks off shortly after the initial advertisements, with Christopher introducing "Bob and Tom Extra." He mentions the main topics for the day: Tom getting stuck, a vulture chick story, and a discussion about Florida's state bird.

2. Tom's Arm Gets Stuck in the Trash Can

[03:25] Doug Stanhope: "I wanted to talk about something fairly mundane actually with Doug. You hate baseball, am I correct?"

The conversation quickly shifts to a humorous recounting of Tom's mishap in the break room. Tom attempted to throw the lid of his coffee cup into the trash but ended up getting his arm stuck in the trash can flap.

[03:34] Jess Hooker: "He apparently threw the lid of his coffee cup into the trash."

[04:05] Doug Stanhope: "So now I had to go change shirts. Oh, I'm cleaning my arm off now."

The team humorously discusses the inconvenience and the unorthodox method Tom used to dispose of his cup ("stuck his arm all the way down in there and inched kind of"). Pat Godwin adds a playful comment imagining Tom filming his predicament, akin to the movie "127 Hours."

[04:35] Christy Lee: "I like to think that you immediately started making a video of you, like in 127 hours, my family, my arm is stuck in the dragon."

The segment highlights the camaraderie and lighthearted teasing among the hosts as they share laughs over Tom's accidental entanglement with the trash can.

3. Musical References and Nostalgia

[05:13] Doug Stanhope: "We'Ve been talking about a music that is charting because of the fun song from Jack Black that is very short."

Doug delves into a discussion about contemporary music trends, particularly the rise of short songs making it to the Billboard charts. He reminisces about older songs like "Help Me, Rhonda" by the Box Tops and ponders how modern songs reference outdated technologies.

[05:46] Pat Godwin: "Me a ticket for an Aeroplane."

The conversation touches on how many songs reference technologies no longer prevalent, such as payphones and fax machines, leading to humorous reflections on how these elements have faded from modern culture.

[06:54] Doug Stanhope: "We had a story, this was ages ago, about a guy xeroxing his butt and breaking the glass."

The hosts share amusing anecdotes about obsolete technologies, emphasizing the humor in how certain subjects remain scarce or morphed in contemporary music and media.

4. The Vulture Chick Story

Transitioning to a feel-good segment, the hosts introduce a story about a vulture chick being raised at the Bronx Zoo with the help of a hand puppet.

[08:22] Pat Godwin: "The Bronx Zoo is raising its new vulture chick with the help of a hand puppet."

[09:20] Jess Hooker: "He's missing because he's missing out. Chick. Because his name is Chuck. He could be a chick."

The team discusses the innovative methods used by the Bronx Zoo's ornithology curator, Chuck Serbini, to help the newly hatched king vulture chick, Chuck, imprint on humans. They describe the puppet crafted to resemble a real vulture head, facilitating appropriate behavioral development by exposing Chuck to adult vulture interactions.

[10:08] Doug Stanhope: "So it's this a crazy looking vulture head feeding the little."

[10:11] Christy Lee: "It's not a crazy. It's an accurate vulture head."

The segment balances humor with appreciation for the zoo's efforts, highlighting the unique approach to animal care and fostering a connection between the chick and its human caretakers.

5. Florida State Bird Debate

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to dissecting Florida's state bird, currently the mockingbird, and recent legislative efforts to change it.

[14:12] Jess Hooker: "If you want to guess the state bird of Florida, we have flamingo. We have. What do we have?"

[14:35] Christy Lee: "The mockingbird is also the state bird of Arkansas, Mississippi, Tennessee and Texas. Florida lawmakers are looking to break up with the mockingbird after nearly a century. Two bills aim to give the Sunshine State its own feather mascots."

The hosts explore the humor and implications of Florida potentially retiring the mockingbird as its state bird. Suggestions include the American Flamingo and the Florida Scrub Jay, each bringing their unique characteristics to the debate.

[15:25] Pat Godwin: "Did you know what a mockingbird's favorite alcohol is, right? Tequila. Tequila Mockingbird."

This light-hearted joke underscores the playful nature of the conversation, blending factual discussion with comedic elements.

[15:54] Jess Hooker: "Yes. And the Florida scrub jay, a native species, as state songbird."

[16:01] Doug Stanhope: "Why are they just. They lack an imagination that they have to. I guess we're gonna have the same bird as Arkansas."

The debate highlights the redundancy of multiple states sharing the same state bird and the desire for Florida to establish a unique identity through its choice of state bird.

6. Prom Stories and Personal Anecdotes

The episode takes a nostalgic turn as the hosts share personal stories about their high school prom experiences, focusing on themes and memorable moments.

[16:34] Doug Stanhope: "One of mine was Jamaican Me Crazy."

[16:40] Christy Lee: "Mine was We May Never Pass this Way Again. Seals and Crofts."

They reminisce about various prom themes, blending humor and personal memories to engage listeners with relatable content.

[17:20] Doug Stanhope: "The solo project of a woman they're interviewing on NPR who was in a band no one had ever heard of that was all women. And now she's that no one will ever listen to the new album Vulture Chick."

[17:35] Christy Lee: "Remember the beginning of Miami Vice when all the flamingos were flouncing around?"

The anecdotes transition into discussions about hairstyles, personal grooming, and humorous takes on prom night experiences, further showcasing the hosts' camaraderie and ability to infuse humor into everyday stories.

7. Closing Remarks and U.S. Soccer Promotion

As the episode wraps up, Christopher provides a brief outro, directing listeners to various podcast platforms.

[18:29] Christopher: "That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on iTunes. Go Google Play and Stitcher. For Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody."

Additionally, a short promotional segment for the U.S. Soccer Podcast highlights a dramatic soccer play, maintaining engagement until the final moments.

[18:45] Doug Stanhope: "What a goal with that cannon of a left foot."

[19:03] Doug Stanhope: "Exquisite. From the San Diego."

The episode concludes on an upbeat note, encouraging listeners to stay tuned for future shows.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• [04:14] Doug Stanhope: "I'm cleaning my arm off now."
• [05:13] Doug Stanhope: "We have plenty of songs about communicating via the phone."
• [08:22] Pat Godwin: "The Bronx Zoo is raising its new vulture chick with the help of a hand puppet."
• [14:35] Christy Lee: "The mockingbird is also the state bird of Arkansas, Mississippi, Tennessee and Texas."
• [15:25] Pat Godwin: "Did you know what a mockingbird's favorite alcohol is, right? Tequila. Tequila Mockingbird."

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Conclusion

This episode of B&T Extra seamlessly blends humor, personal stories, and informative discussions. From Tom's comical mishap with the trash can to an engaging debate on Florida's state bird and heartwarming stories about a vulture chick, the hosts deliver a rich and entertaining experience. Their ability to interweave lighthearted banter with meaningful content ensures that both regular listeners and newcomers find the episode enjoyable and insightful.

Transcript

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[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything. Coming up on the big show today, Tom is stuck. Plus vulture chick and the Florida state bird all coming up in just a minute.

[Doug Stanhope]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Lonzo Ball]

Ugh.

[Doug Stanhope]

Let's try a vocal exercise.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Doug Stanhope]

Carrollton, Texas studio comedian Doug Stanhope. I wanted to talk about something fairly mundane actually with Doug. You hate baseball, am I correct?

[Lonzo Ball]

Baseball players, always. They just, they look like cops so.

[Doug Stanhope]

Much.

[Lonzo Ball]

No, they're so joyous. But no, you watch, you watch any other sport and they're happy and they're pumping up the crowd. They're high fiving. And baseball guys, they just look so joyless and smug and they just sit there in the dugout and they look like cops. You know how you know someone gets pulled over? They have no registration and you need nine officers and they all stand around with their arms crossed, self important looking no joy in their face.

[Doug Stanhope]

So what do you do during win? Because I can take you long.

[Lonzo Ball]

I mean I'll bet on baseball because I think that's the only reason people watch it is because it's the only thing on in the summer. I hate to. I hate the Yankees. That's the only reason I watch baseball is to hope the Yankees lose.

[Pat Godwin]

And that's.

[Lonzo Ball]

I guess that's probably a miserable. Just because they buy their team and their fans are so obnoxious. Like, if you're going to just be cheering in the stands, pick an underdog and have some character. If you have money on the game, it's different. That's like having stock in a company. Yeah, but if you're just going to be a loudmouth, you know, beer fueled ass bag in the stands, pick the underdog. Rooting for the Yankees is like going to a casino and cheering for the house supposed to win. You're standing behind the blackjack table going, oh, dealer busted your ass, bitch. Oh, that's my dealer. I got my dealer jersey on.

[Christopher]

For those of you who always need something extra.

[Doug Stanhope]

Well, here you go.

[Christy Lee]

This is Bob and Tom.

[Doug Stanhope]

Extra.

[Christy Lee]

Christy.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Christy Lee]

You just spent some time with Tom in the break room.

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Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Can you tell us what happened to Tom while he was in the break room?

[Jess Hooker]

He apparently threw the lid of his coffee cup into the trash.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

And had to stick his arm down into the trash through the little.

[Doug Stanhope]

I'm cleaning my arm off.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a top on our trash can.

[Christy Lee]

It's a. It's a flap.

[Doug Stanhope]

I hate that.

[Starbucks Advertiser]

Then take it off.

[Doug Stanhope]

You ever tried throwing, ever tried throwing, ever tried throwing away a garbage can?

[Starbucks Advertiser]

No, but you don't. That's the thing is that you think that that's the only way to access the trash. I lifted the lid off the other day. He goes, you can do that? And I was like, yeah, you sure can.

[Doug Stanhope]

Sorry.

[Jess Hooker]

Stuck his arm all the way down in there and inched kind of.

[Doug Stanhope]

It got stuck.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it got stuck.

[Doug Stanhope]

So now I had to go change shirts. Oh, I'm cleaning my arm off now.

[Christy Lee]

Because you did go change shirts.

[Doug Stanhope]

I did.

[Starbucks Advertiser]

You did.

[Jess Hooker]

He did.

[Starbucks Advertiser]

Went from navy to black.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

I like to think that you immediately started making a video of you, like in 127 hours, my family, my arm is stuck in the dragon.

[Christy Lee]

How much. You know, I love all of you.

[Doug Stanhope]

So I can throw away that flapper thing.

[Starbucks Advertiser]

You can do whatever you want because.

[Doug Stanhope]

Then all the garbage gets caught in the flap and then you touch it and you got to go wash your hands every time.

[Starbucks Advertiser]

You are the only person that happens.

[Doug Stanhope]

Of course, you could have been videotaped with some of that stuck pork, you know.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you're bent over stuck in a trash. Hey, hold still, Tom.

[Doug Stanhope]

Okay, yeah, good point. I'm Sorry, is it 110 degrees in here.

[Christy Lee]

There's. There's Pat Godwin.

[Jess Hooker]

I had to put on deodorant during the break.

[Christy Lee]

Jess Hooker's here.

[Doug Stanhope]

Thank God.

[Jess Hooker]

This morning.

[Doug Stanhope]

We'Ve been talking about a music that is charting because of the fun song from Jack Black that is very short. It's actually made the Billboard charts. It's from the movie that you saw, Pat. The Minecraft. The Minecraft scared me for a second. I'm gonna go see it this. This weekend. Well, I got to thinking because when I was reading that list of short songs that have been number one, and one of them was the great song the Letter by the Box Tops. And then I got thinking about Give.

[Pat Godwin]

Me a ticket for an Aeroplane.

[Doug Stanhope]

A lot of songs reference things that are really no longer in our culture. Oh. I mean, think about the number of songs that need a dime for a payphone.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Doug Stanhope]

First of all, if there were payphones, what would they be now? A buck, probably.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, at least remember the 80s. You put a dime in the jukebox.

[Doug Stanhope]

Oh, yeah, yeah. A lot. A lot of songs of Jim Croce's Operator. There's no great song Operator.

[Christy Lee]

Things cost more now. Yeah.

[Doug Stanhope]

Oh, no, that's. I mean, you could. You can dismiss a topic that is interesting about contemporary culture because it doesn't involve the Washington football club.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, hey.

[Doug Stanhope]

No longer the Redskins. You see, times change.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what? Singers and songwriters never figured out what a wonderful love song about a fax machine.

[Starbucks Advertiser]

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[Pat Godwin]

Because you always. You have. You have plenty of songs about communicating via the phone.

[Doug Stanhope]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Face to face. But there was a time when fax machines were pretty prevalent.

[Doug Stanhope]

Yep. Are you sure?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not.

[Starbucks Advertiser]

Would you. Would someone send, like, a dirty fax?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

But even just an I love you fax.

[Starbucks Advertiser]

Oh, that's nice.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder how many people. How many different people Xerox their butt, in fact.

[Doug Stanhope]

And we had a story, this was ages ago, about a guy xeroxing his butt and breaking the glass.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. Oh, yeah. You're gonna have that.

[Doug Stanhope]

But the weight limit then. Now, Chick will know this one. During the. Was it the first Gulf War?

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember which one it was.

[Doug Stanhope]

But we would get a. Fact. We'd get about one every three minutes of the. The what? Camels Balls being hit with a hammer launching a missile.

[Christy Lee]

Scott. There. There's a defense system there.

[Doug Stanhope]

That was sort of the first version of the meme.

[Starbucks Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Doug Stanhope]

That would be, in today's world, a meme. But I mean, I'm trying to think, what was that there's a song that references video. Killed the radio Star references vcrs. So I wonder if there's a song that we'll have to. I'll find out.

[Jess Hooker]

There are songs about fax machines, but they're very.

[Doug Stanhope]

No hits. CeeLo silo green.

[Pat Godwin]

What was his.

[Doug Stanhope]

Facts?

[Christy Lee]

You.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yes. How did we forget that? Yeah, it was very popular.

[Doug Stanhope]

Roll with the changes. Reo mentions eight tracks.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a song by Beck called Fax Machine Anthem, but it doesn't really.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a chance it has nothing.

[Christy Lee]

It's never mentioned.

[Starbucks Advertiser]

Yeah, it's just the sound of a fax machine.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

One of his. He has a song called Rental Car and it's amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, wonderful. He's a genius.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he is.

[Doug Stanhope]

Well, now, have we completed the sports broadcast?

[Christy Lee]

All hope is lost on this side of the room.

[Doug Stanhope]

Okay. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Doug Stanhope]

Good to know. I thought maybe we could change the tone. We have a sweet story about vultures. Did I give you that, Christy?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Doug Stanhope]

Such a happy story. I think you'll like this very much because it involves one of my favorite things.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what a vulture's favorite song is? Carry On, My wayward son. Thank you, Jess.

[Jess Hooker]

You're welcome.

[Pat Godwin]

They eat Carry On. What? Which is roadkill.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Carrying. You've never heard that?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Doug Stanhope]

Well, that was a high quality joke.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, if I'm gonna work with.

[Doug Stanhope]

I'm sure there's. I'm sure there's. There's someone driving a Ferrari that.

[Christy Lee]

Another word for roadkill is carrying.

[Pat Godwin]

You've never heard that?

[Doug Stanhope]

No, never heard it.

[Pat Godwin]

Go to and.

[Christy Lee]

You know me and work.

[Pat Godwin]

Any elementary school?

[Jess Hooker]

Elementary school, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute. You only correct that. Maybe kindergarten. Yes, I did.

[Jess Hooker]

Preschool. Is that how stupid we are?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, how about this?

[Jess Hooker]

The Bronx Zoo is raising its new vulture chick with the help of a hand puppet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I've seen this done. Yeah, they used to do with the. The baby condor.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they're using a puppet crafted to look like a real vulture head.

[Doug Stanhope]

Isn't this sweet?

[Jess Hooker]

The recently hatched king vulture chick from imprinting on humans.

[Pat Godwin]

Are they feeding them? Carrying.

[Christy Lee]

Roadkill. Why did you say my name during that story?

[Jess Hooker]

Chick.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

Vulture chick.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, a vulture chick. Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Bronze. The Bronx Zoo, curator of ornithology. Hi, his name is.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome to the Bronx Zoo. On your left, there's an elephant. Enjoy.

[Jess Hooker]

He's missing because he's missing out. Chick. Because his name is Chuck. He could be a chick.

[Christy Lee]

Chuck could be a chick.

[Pat Godwin]

That's how I think he'd Be a good animal puppeteer.

[Jess Hooker]

Chuck Serbini is the guy's name.

[Christy Lee]

I always wanted to be a puppeteer.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

There he is.

[Doug Stanhope]

So it's this a crazy looking vulture head feeding the little.

[Christy Lee]

It's not a crazy. It's an accurate vulture head.

[Doug Stanhope]

Yeah, but vulture heads look weird.

[Jess Hooker]

An adult king vulture has been placed in an adjacent enclosure that allows the chick to have exposure to appropriate king vulture behavior.

[Doug Stanhope]

Do they have that. What's his name? Do they have Sam. Eagle on the side. Stop on the side going, I'm not your dad, you know.

[Pat Godwin]

You are all weirdo.

[Doug Stanhope]

I did not. I did not knock up your mom. It was this guy.

[Christy Lee]

I can't hear you over the Voice of Freedom.

[Jess Hooker]

And as we mentioned, I think Chick mentioned they did use this when they were bringing back the endangered California condor.

[Pat Godwin]

Was it successful? Did they end up doing that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you know, condors.

[Jess Hooker]

Condors are doing well, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

They. They fly at the speed of sound.

[Pat Godwin]

Who knew?

[Christy Lee]

Condor.

[Doug Stanhope]

No, condor. On my way. Are you thinking of the Concord?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is it Concord.

[Doug Stanhope]

The plane is the Concorde.

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was the condor.

[Doug Stanhope]

Well, I'm sure there's probably a plane called a condor at some point.

[Christy Lee]

Did you know Carry on was another word?

[Doug Stanhope]

Did not.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Jess Hooker]

How do you spell that?

[Pat Godwin]

Very common knowledge.

[Christy Lee]

What kind of hillbilly school did you two go to?

[Doug Stanhope]

I'll.

[Pat Godwin]

I won't have you besmirch Route 09 high.

[Christy Lee]

Was it. What. What was the name of your grade? 1 through 5 or whatever?

[Pat Godwin]

Stanton elementary.

[Christy Lee]

Stanton.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. Huh.

[Doug Stanhope]

Named after Abraham Lincoln.

[Pat Godwin]

I think it was Robert Stanton. I don't know who that was.

[Doug Stanhope]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

He was afraid to do a deep dive.

[Doug Stanhope]

I'm sure he was the foremost Stanton prominent in the post. Abraham Lincoln.

[Christy Lee]

Never mind the Defense Secretary, wasn't he? Or something, Right?

[Pat Godwin]

Is that the guy?

[Doug Stanhope]

Must be.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, I thought he was.

[Christy Lee]

And, well, there was a stand that was the foremost procurer of prostitutes in middle America.

[Pat Godwin]

And I was actually grade one through six.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Actually K. I was K through six, Stanton. And then seven, eight, nine, and Rockwood South Junior High, and then Rockwood Summit High School. 10, 11, 12.

[Doug Stanhope]

And that's my life.

[Jess Hooker]

That's how we did it. I did 7, 8, 9 in junior high and then 10, 11, 12 in high school.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Doug Stanhope]

Now this vulture, do they call it. Is it called a chick?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Doug Stanhope]

Vulture. Chick.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Doug Stanhope]

Yeah, that does sound like a band.

[Pat Godwin]

It sounds like a rad band.

[Doug Stanhope]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Them dirty vultures.

[Doug Stanhope]

Right? Or it'd be the. It'd be the. The solo project of A woman they're interviewing on NPR who was in a band no one had ever heard of that was all women. And now she's that no one will ever listen to the new album Vulture Chick. Okay, now tell me.

[Christy Lee]

Crooked vultures.

[Doug Stanhope]

Now you've shaved your head, but you've grown out your bush. Explain why you're doing that.

[Lonzo Ball]

Yes, please tell me.

[Christy Lee]

And spend extra time on your bush, would you?

[Doug Stanhope]

Our NPR audience wants to know, no hair up there, but lots of hair down there. What does that mean exactly?

[Pat Godwin]

Now, you're female, but your bush identifies as male.

[Doug Stanhope]

Isn't that fascinating? You identify as smart, but I can tell you're not.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's see, what is that FRESH Air lunatic's name?

[Doug Stanhope]

Oh, Dave Davies is the best interviewer in the world.

[Pat Godwin]

Terry Gross.

[Doug Stanhope]

But Dave Davies is the greatest. He's wonderful.

[Jess Hooker]

Christine, all the Dave birds guess the state bird of Florida.

[Pat Godwin]

Terry Gross ever been Flamingo, the seagull. There's no way Terry Gross knows what Terry Gross alone.

[Doug Stanhope]

She's a national treasure.

[Pat Godwin]

She's never interviewed me. That's why I'm mad.

[Doug Stanhope]

I hear she's doing Diane Raymond.

[Starbucks Advertiser]

Is she still alive?

[Doug Stanhope]

And her voice. Her voice. She lost her voice from Poor lady. Sounded too much action down there.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I know this might be too much to ask.

[Pat Godwin]

I talk like this from yodeling in the Valley.

[Christy Lee]

Somebody should be enjoying this show right now.

[Jess Hooker]

And I know the two of them are.

[Doug Stanhope]

We're having so much fighting now they're giggling. I'm sorry. Christy Lee is at the the Silac Insurance News. What have you got?

[Pat Godwin]

The doctors call it clam poisoning.

[Jess Hooker]

If you want to guess the state bird of Florida, we have flamingo. We have. What do we have?

[Christy Lee]

Seagull.

[Jess Hooker]

Aaron. That's a good guess. Egret, maybe.

[Doug Stanhope]

Egret.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna go Crane.

[Jess Hooker]

You're wrong. Oh, if you said mockingbird, which none of you did, you're right. If you said mockingbird, folks in Arkansas, Mississippi, Tennessee and Texas.

[Christy Lee]

Also the video where he's a birder and he's like, got his binoculars and oh, and you hear the tweet, tweet, tweet. Oh, and there's the. There's the mockingbird. And then you hear there's the mockingbird. Since comedy, we've not done anything that funny this morning since.

[Jess Hooker]

The mockingbird is also the state bird of Arkansas, Mississippi, Tennessee and Texas. Florida lawmakers are looking to break up with the mockingbird after nearly a century. Two bills aim to give the Sunshine State its own feather mascots.

[Christy Lee]

Mockingbird Bill. Get it?

[Jess Hooker]

Jess was right. One would be the American flamingo as a state bird.

[Doug Stanhope]

That's perfect.

[Jess Hooker]

And the Florida scrub jay, a native species, as state songbird.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't want no scrub jays. Scrub J is a guy who can't.

[Starbucks Advertiser]

Get no love from me.

[Doug Stanhope]

What is.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you know what a. You guys know what a mockingbird's favorite alcohol is, right?

[Jess Hooker]

A what?

[Pat Godwin]

Tequila. Tequila Mockingbird.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

Did I make up for the carrying?

[Doug Stanhope]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

I really.

[Doug Stanhope]

I really enjoyed that.

[Christy Lee]

Remember the beginning of Miami Vice when all the flamingos were flouncing around?

[Doug Stanhope]

So I. So the mockingbird is the state bird of Florida, right?

[Pat Godwin]

So many.

[Doug Stanhope]

And others.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Doug Stanhope]

Well, that's no good.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the Cardinals. State bird of every.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Around here.

[Doug Stanhope]

Why are. They just. They lack an imagination that they have to. I guess we're gonna have the same bird as Arkansas.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know who came first, but.

[Doug Stanhope]

That'S like going to the senior prom and your date walks in and goes. You see all those guys at the punch bowl? I've slept with all of them both. Yikes.

[Jess Hooker]

How the hell did we get there?

[Pat Godwin]

Alarming thing for your prom.

[Christy Lee]

You don't want to be.

[Doug Stanhope]

You don't want to be sharing your state bird or your.

[Jess Hooker]

Or your dad.

[Doug Stanhope]

Male member. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What was the. What was your prom theme? Do you remember?

[Doug Stanhope]

Who knows?

[Pat Godwin]

One of mine was Jamaican Me Crazy.

[Christy Lee]

Mine was We May Never Pass this Way Again. Seals and cross, Seals and Crofts.

[Doug Stanhope]

We may never pass this Way.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he could have been Captain and Tenille. That was the number one song when.

[Starbucks Advertiser]

I graduated was the Titanic. Whatever.

[Christy Lee]

That song. My Heart Will Go On.

[Starbucks Advertiser]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Lovely song.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

That old woman, she was. She was just a liar. Right?

[Pat Godwin]

And a bit of a tramp.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I thought. Yeah.

[Doug Stanhope]

Christy, your bangs are looking great.

[Jess Hooker]

They're really long. I'm getting them cut this week.

[Christy Lee]

For five seconds, let a fellow girl.

[Doug Stanhope]

Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

Have her opinion. Swoop those over and see what Jess says. Swoop over real quick.

[Jess Hooker]

I hate them, though.

[Christy Lee]

Like. Like that.

[Doug Stanhope]

What do you think?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Right?

[Doug Stanhope]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Whatever. At once. And you guys didn't like it?

[Christy Lee]

Look. Look like the guy from. What? Sam and Ralph. The Sheepdog and the Coyote. Morning, Sam. Morning.

[Doug Stanhope]

That's a good look.

[Jess Hooker]

It's better without.

[Doug Stanhope]

Oscar does that with his pubes.

[Jess Hooker]

You do?

[Doug Stanhope]

When he showed him to me, I.

[Pat Godwin]

Parted up the middle.

[Starbucks Advertiser]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

I feather it right up the old highway.

[Doug Stanhope]

Very hairy man. He's been. He's been doing the. The man bun down there, from what I understand, talking to his girlfriend.

[Christy Lee]

I did not go.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I didn't go either.

[Christy Lee]

I was dating an older woman at the time. Yeah, you were, ironically enough. And she did not want to go to the prom. We hung out at her house that night.

[Doug Stanhope]

Honey, I don't want to go to.

[Pat Godwin]

That dance of yours.

[Christy Lee]

She'd had a tough day at the foundry.

[Doug Stanhope]

Honey, just do me a favor. Just take all your clothes off, put the bow tie on, and do me.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she did say do me a lot.

[Pat Godwin]

My hose are soaking in the sink.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes. Go Google play and stitcher. For Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody. The United States Soccer Federation presents the U.S. soccer Podcast.

[Doug Stanhope]

Inside the opening 45 seconds. What a goal with that cannon of a left foot.

[Lonzo Ball]

I'll leave it at 1.

[Christopher]

Never miss a game.

[Jess Hooker]

What a start for the United States.

[Christy Lee]

Shot for distance. What a goal.

[Christopher]

Never miss a moment.

[Doug Stanhope]

Exquisite. From the San Diego.

[Christy Lee]

Can he finish?

[Doug Stanhope]

Yes, he can.

[Christopher]

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