B&T Extra: Tom went to a Concert, Poop Bag, & EMails

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Extra: Episode: Tom Went to a Concert, Poop Bag, & Emails (June 16, 2026)

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Episode Overview

This extra episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers the crew’s signature comedic banter as they recap Tom and Chick’s eventful weekends, dive into some hilariously weird body modification trends, and respond to listener emails. Expect a blend of concert tales, social etiquette, poop bag miracles, and offbeat news, all delivered in the show’s classic lighthearted, irreverent style.

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Key Discussion Points and Highlights

1. Chick’s Weekend Concert Adventure

• Morgan Wallen Concert Experience ([02:32]–[06:12])
  • Chick McGee enthusiastically shares his experience attending a Morgan Wallen concert, which featured a lively crowd, pyrotechnics, and a humorous backstage walk-on bit with Caitlin Clark.
    • “The crowd went nuts.” — Chick [02:41]
    • Chick took his daughters (“my girls with me and in our cowboy hats” [04:15]), and they got a special perk: a kindly woman let them cut ahead in the merch line.
    • Notable concert observations:
      • “A lot of boobs.” — Chick [04:00]
      • “For Tom to notice, they must have been on display.” — Josh [04:10]
    • Chick praises stadium hot dogs:
      • “When they wrap those hot dogs in the foil and let them sit for a while, they're even better.” — Chick [05:14]
    • Only one fight observed, likely alcohol-fueled:
      • “The word intoxicated may have played a role.” — Chick [06:17]
    • Music highlight: Morgan Wallen's song "20 Cigarettes."
      • “You will love that.” — Chick [06:01]

2. The Poop Bag Miracle

• Navigating Canine Etiquette in Public ([06:31]–[08:04])
  • Chick tells the relatable tale of forgetting a poop bag on a walk and serendipitously discovering a spare one:
    • “I look down on the ground and there was a poop bag. Get little gift from above.” — Chick [07:24]
  • The gang riffs on dog-walking etiquette and social norms.
  • Chick admits to being well-prepared:
    • “I go heavily armed. I never leave a—fewer than four.” — Chick [07:49]

3. Offbeat News: Unusual Plastic Surgeries

• Weird Body Modification Trends ([09:32]–[14:13])
  • The crew rattles through a list of strange cosmetic and body modification procedures:
    • Palm line surgery in Russia.
      • “If you come in for that, you may want to talk to a professional that can understand how insane you are.” — Chick [09:51]
    • “Poker-tox” — Botox for poker faces.
    • Umbilicoplasty (belly button surgery).
    • Dimpleplasty.
    • Tongue splitting.
      • “It's more popular than you would think. There are people online who can… move them different ways.” — Josh [11:34]
      • “I've always heard that the two fastest healing parts of your body are your tongue and your anus.” — Tom [12:19]
    • Devil horn implants.
      • “That makes a statement.” — Chick [12:46]
    • Ball maxing (testicular enhancement).
      • “I am always embarrassed by how small my testicles are.” — Tom [14:07]
  • The group lampoons the psychological motivations and social implications of these trends.

4. Listener Mailbag

• Responding to Fan Emails ([14:29]–[17:32])
  • Band Memories: Nostalgia for "Phil Dirt and the Dozers" ([14:44]).
  • Staples-in-Names Bit:
    • “My sister is married to a man whose last name is Staples. She has gone to Staples to get Staples for my brother in law, Mr. Staples.” — Email from Erin [15:16]
    • The crew milks the joke, leaning into office supply puns.
  • Robot Monk Story:
    • Bob mentions his stapler has “taken a vow of silence.” [16:21]
  • Ventriloquist Recommendation:
    • “One of the best ventriloquists currently is Nina Conti, daughter of actor Tom Conti. She's very good. More than a little naughty.” — Josh reading listener's email [17:09]
  • Etiquette Joke Setup:
    • Josh delivers a classic joke disguised as a thoughtful question about a gay wedding gift, ending with:
      • “his and hair towels.” [17:34]
    • Chick is thoroughly duped:
      • “I had no idea you were doing a joke. That is pretty serious setup.” — Chick [17:53]
    • Kristi: “That was great.” [18:23]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “There are a lot of ladies that barely forgot to wear half their clothes.” — Chick [04:01]
• “Why can't we have hot dogs for breakfast? Isn't it time, you know? Aren't they sausage?” — Tom [05:27]
• “I've always heard that the two fastest healing parts on your body are your tongue and your anus.” — Tom [12:19]
• “And the statement is: I will never have a job that has health care.” — Chick (on devil horn implants) [12:49]
• “I am always embarrassed by how small my testicles are.” — Tom (on “ball maxing”) [14:07]
• “That was conversational as all get out.” — Tom (on Josh's etiquette joke) [17:59]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [02:32] Chick’s Morgan Wallen concert experience
• [06:31] Chick’s poop bag miracle & dog etiquette
• [09:32] Discussion of bizarre cosmetic surgeries
• [14:29] Listener emails: music nostalgia, Staples bit
• [16:21] Robot monk and nautical restrooms
• [17:09] Ventriloquist recommendation & etiquette joke

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Tone and Language

As always, the episode is playful, fast-paced, and packed with dry wit and sarcastic asides. The cast riff off each other with improvisational ease and deliver observational humor based on real-life annoyances and oddities, with the kind of chemistry only a seasoned morning crew can muster.

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For anyone seeking an authentic BOB & TOM mash-up of offbeat stories, audience interaction, and raunchy riffing—this episode delivers.

Transcript

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[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show. Today, Tom went to a concert. Plus poop bag and emails on the way in. Just a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bonjour, compadre.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the Priceline negotiator.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Priceline what goes stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, whoops, crash the Chick Miggy Accidental Home Improvement Service.

[Chick McGee]

Could you play that again? We can play this all day. Do that again. I want to hear that again.

[Tom Griswold]

What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp whoops, crash the Chick McGee Accent Residential Home Improvement Service.

[Chick McGee]

If you missed something yesterday, maybe you'll hear it now. This is Bob and Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Extra.

[Tom Griswold]

I have an update for it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Your weekend was jam packed, including a concert.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it was great. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You went to see Morgan?

[Chick McGee]

Morgan Waller.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I guess Caitlin Clark came out.

[Chick McGee]

They brought him out. The walk on thing, the backstage. He does that for all of his shows. He does it. It was very cool. The crowd went nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oh, I bet.

[Chick McGee]

So, I mean, two sold out shows at a stadium. That's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

So she didn't come out on. She didn't come out on stage.

[Chick McGee]

Walked up. It was a back. There was a really funny backstage. God. Who. I just saw somebody else.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it him, like making his way to the stage? I always like videos like that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there's a whole bunch of those lately that he's known for. This Jimmy Buffett kind of started that whole thing where he'd have his crew out with the parrot heads at the tailgating and then. Yeah, but this is one of those things where it's backstage and they had a real funny thing where he comes and he's, you know, I think it's obviously filmed, but he's. He's talking to the production guy and it's a huge production pyrotechnics and huge screens. Of course, he's pretending he doesn't know what he's doing and he goes, what does this button do?

[Announcer]

Boom.

[Chick McGee]

And it shoots off a bunch of stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, like live.

[Chick McGee]

Live.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's fun. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So funny. But yeah, there was a thing with Caitlin Clark lark. He's done it with other.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think the first town.

[Kristi Lee]

The first night of the weekend, he didn't have a guest during his walk on and people were a little shocked.

[Chick McGee]

Calm down, everybody.

[Kristi Lee]

I know. I'm just telling you, that's one of his things.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you what, I went and he didn't have no walk out.

[Chick McGee]

By the way. I tell you what was out. A lot of boobs.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There were a lot of. There were a lot of ladies that barely forgot to wear half their clothes.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of lovely ladies out there

[Josh Arnold]

tonight, but I'm complaining.

[Tom Griswold]

And for Tom. For Tom to notice, they must have been on display.

[Chick McGee]

But I had my girls with me and in our cowboy hats.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a great photo.

[Kristi Lee]

You said was a great.

[Tom Griswold]

Did anybody in your party or in your cast. As he introduces his family, he refers to him as the cast. Did they notice boops being out during the concert?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I doubt it.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, no. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Just walk, you know, walking around and just know you see things.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

It's a great. That's what. It's. Whatever you're into, whatever kind of music. It's always fun to see your fellow. The ladies and the gents that like the same stuff.

[Kristi Lee]

Concert goers. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And they're kind of. Everybody's kind of in their costume in a way.

[Kristi Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Wherever you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Dressing up to go out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I want to see. Special thanks to the lady that let my girls cut into the merch line. That was so sweet. She just goes, oh, look, these little girls don't have to wait here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

And then five or six people behind her. What the hell you think you're doing?

[Chick McGee]

I wasn't. I wasn't there.

[Josh Arnold]

I would have.

[Chick McGee]

But again, the hot dogs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Delightful.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man. A stadium arena dog.

[Chick McGee]

But I think, and I said this really just great. I think when they wrap those hot dogs in the foil and let them sit for a while, they're even better.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's like spaghetti the next day. I'm not sure what the. The physics of this is.

[Tom Griswold]

Why can't we have hot. Hot dogs for breakfast? Isn't it time, you know, aren't they sausage? Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

We can have sauce.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They put eggs on hamburgers.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thanks. Obama, who's responsible. I knew he was actually the elder George Bush. Was he the one that.

[Josh Arnold]

It was the elder George Bush and Michelle Obama.

[Chick McGee]

Was it Clinton?

[Tom Griswold]

I can't remember to blame either Obama or Dick Cheney. I know that.

[Josh Arnold]

Or one of those.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, they were so. They were fast friends. So who's this?

[Chick McGee]

My favorite new song, by the way, is. Is a tune that he sang called 20 cigarettes. Christy, I'm gonna have to play it for you. You will love that.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

It's great. There's a whole bunch of great stuff. It was fun, big event, a lot of people and having a good time, so. And only saw one fight.

[Kristi Lee]

Fight.

[Tom Griswold]

Could you ascertain what.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Men or women?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I, I believe the word intoxicated may have played a role.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the punchline. Yeah. Some lady let these two kids cut, man. There was a melee that broke out.

[Chick McGee]

But here's what kind of a great weekend I had yesterday evening. I. I went to get some to go food and the restaurant is near a trail walking trail that's very crowded in a downtown area. And I took one of my dogs with me and we, we had to park kind of far away. So we're walking parallel to the trail and my dog is losing his mind because there are so many smells for all these dogs. He's going crazy. And I realized I don't have a poop bag. And when he goes, this is. I can just see his mind going, oh, I better leave a little something here for my friends.

[Kristi Lee]

I see. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I don't. I don't want to be that guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think that is?

[Kristi Lee]

Like, they have him along that trail, though? I think they.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I did. All I know is I look down on the ground and there was a poop bag.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Get little gift from above, which I was able to. What a perfect evening.

[Josh Arnold]

He just dumped the poop out that was in it and then used it for your dog.

[Chick McGee]

I rubbed it on my face and then I.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think in the dog world, it's much like taking a bottle of wine to a party?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe.

[Sponsor Voice]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Look, we got to show up with something.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, you got to show up.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the commercial where the guy would

[Tom Griswold]

pull up to you, pal, take a

[Chick McGee]

crap, pull up on the Rolls Royce. Do you have any gray Poupon?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It was sort of like, if you ever had to. I, I, I've actually had this happen also in the neighborhood had someone bum a poop bag from me. I go heavily armed. I never leave a. Fewer than four.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he go, can I borrow a course?

[Chick McGee]

But I mean, what. What a glorious bit of luck.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. What would you. Would you. You had to leave it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God. I get a stick or something. But.

[Kristi Lee]

But it's.

[Chick McGee]

This is. There are dozens of people walking by.

[Kristi Lee]

I know exactly what you're talking.

[Chick McGee]

You know what you should do?

[Tom Griswold]

Put the stick in and a little pen it on top of it. Poop. Poop.

[Kristi Lee]

Market.

[Chick McGee]

Market. Like the bullets at a crime scene, maybe.

[Kristi Lee]

Poop.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry about the poop, but I've never seen this dog go so crazy.

[Kristi Lee]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

He just. I mean, it was this, this, this wonderful. I have read dozens and dozens of

[Tom Griswold]

scents of dogs that you should absolutely let them smell when they go out.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Really good for him because a lot of people, you know, come on. Get away. Oh, no. He was away from that mailbox.

[Chick McGee]

He was huffing the ground, having such a good time.

[Josh Arnold]

I always love it when people walk by my. If I'm on the porch and people are walking by with their dogs and they, They're. They're always like, some people are, oh, come on, come on, come on. And I think it's because I'm sitting there. Yeah. No, let them do whatever they want. It's a joy watching your dogs in my yard.

[Tom Griswold]

No, are you.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, most people pick it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you sitting there with your, Your giant wheel that you have your sharpening stone to. Yes, my wet stone to sharpen that cleaver that you keep in the back.

[Josh Arnold]

Now it is, I guess, is that intimidating.

[Tom Griswold]

I walk by your house.

[Josh Arnold]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it might Be.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I promised I would tell you.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go.

[Chick McGee]

We were talking about unusual plastic surgeries and we have another one coming up today that's very weird. In Russia I mentioned palm line surgery in which an electric scalpel is used to create artificial palm lines for people who aren't happy with their palm readings. Again. I think that should be next to a psychiatry office.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's a problem. If you come in for that. You may want to talk to a professional that can understand how insane you are.

[Josh Arnold]

We'd all love longer love lines. But come on.

[Chick McGee]

Now There's a surgery. A surgical procedure called poker toxic poker talks. Botox and facial filler used to manipulate the appearance of poker players to eliminate so called tells.

[Josh Arnold]

No way. That's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. I thought they made your poker longer. If you know what I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Usually.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey. My poker needs straighten.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you love the. Love the bit where the dog's playing poker. When he gets a good hand his tail starts wagging. That's. That's such a classic tell.

[Josh Arnold]

It's gotta be.

[Tom Griswold]

I've said it before. I'll say it again. The finest start in the history of the world. Dogs Playing Poker. No doubt about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Looks just like Dogs Playing Poker, doesn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

This one is pretty obvious. Umbilical plasti.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Kristi Lee]

It's got something to do with your belly button.

[Chick McGee]

Modifying the appearance of the belly button.

[Josh Arnold]

I can see that. There are some that are terrible.

[Kristi Lee]

There are some Audis.

[Josh Arnold]

Cabbage Patch doll.

[Chick McGee]

Get rid of that now. Also dimple plasti.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks like a fillet hanging out of it.

[Chick McGee]

The adding. The adding of artificial dimples.

[Kristi Lee]

You can do that?

[Chick McGee]

Remember Michael Jackson had a cleft put in his chin.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't look the dimple plasty I have seen. It's not that convincing. They haven't perfected that.

[Kristi Lee]

My dimples turned into a crater.

[Chick McGee]

It just gets deeper.

[Kristi Lee]

I've seen.

[Josh Arnold]

This gets cuter and cuter.

[Chick McGee]

This is in the category of body modification. I can barely say this without grabbing my tongue splitting.

[Josh Arnold]

That's really.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very popular.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

It's more popular than you would think. Now when we say very popular. What? But. But there's more of it out there than you think.

[Chick McGee]

Presumably that would affect one's speech.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't seem to. And then there are people online who can. They almost. It's like having two tongues. They can move them different ways. There are guys who don't mind when their girlfriends get that done. I think I would.

[Kristi Lee]

That's what

[Josh Arnold]

this is what we were trying to avoid.

[Kristi Lee]

I just said that it didn't affect any sort of.

[Chick McGee]

I doubt it.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

All of these. All of these are insane.

[Bob Kevoian]

It does.

[Josh Arnold]

You would think that you would. You'd have to practice having now a split tongue.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't you? How would you practice?

[Josh Arnold]

You're right. It's got to change your whistle game.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I've always heard that.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

The two fastest healing parts on your body are your tongue and your anus.

[Josh Arnold]

Could be.

[Kristi Lee]

I'm not going to find out.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I've.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

If they're used at the same time. Let's just move on here. Devil horn implants is something you could get.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again very popular subdermal implants.

[Chick McGee]

Not very powerful.

[Tom Griswold]

Bad. They think how badass I'd be with a. With a serpent tongue and two horns coming out of my forehead.

[Josh Arnold]

Be awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Once again. That makes a statement.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd start loving the lady.

[Chick McGee]

And the statement is I will never have a job that has health care.

[Tom Griswold]

Would it throw you if I came in here with devil horns coming out of my forehead?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

You doing something new?

[Kristi Lee]

Dyeing your hair? Lose some weight?

[Chick McGee]

I will quote Ed Asner in a certain made for TV movie of 40 or 50 years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I hope it was worth it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We had somebody on staff. I think it was Jess Hooker that had the. Pierced her nose and there was decorative stud coming out of it. And you. You were just mystified by it so much so she had it removed.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't say anything negative. I just.

[Tom Griswold]

Well.

[Chick McGee]

Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

You can go a long way with just a look. You know that. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Even a compliment.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Hey. Nice. No stud.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you pay to do that? The pet stores open on the weekends. Huh?

[Chick McGee]

This. I don't know who's doing this one. It's. It's called ball maxing. I'll let you. I'll let you think about that.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope we. I hope it's exactly what it sounds.

[Tom Griswold]

I am always embarrassed by how small my testicles are.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

And ball maxing. Maybe for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

They say it's the latest thing in this with the quote unquote quote manosphere. Boy. There must be. We must have a shortage of psychiatrists out there. We gotta get people sorted out now. It's time for us to get to our mailbag. Do you have anything over there?

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Emails from our listeners. And this one goes. Dear Bob and Tom show. Hello Chick. You mentioned this band last week. I Hadn't heard their name in forever. Phil Dirt and the Dozers. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Now, is it still the real Phil?

[Tom Griswold]

This is Mike in Lancaster, Ohio.

[Chick McGee]

This is one of those Creedence Clearwater Revisited things where it's the sound guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me tell you this. When I saw Phil Dirt and the Dozers, it was at Buckeye Lake.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

In central Ohio. So odds are they've been playing the same venue.

[Chick McGee]

Well, good for them.

[Tom Griswold]

Since the late 80s, early 90s.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably sell it out every time.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

You go, Phil.

[Kristi Lee]

Tradition.

[Josh Arnold]

Last week we talked. I guess it was. Yeah, Last week we talked about the store. Staples. You can get Staples there.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Erin writes in. She says, my sister is married to a man whose last name is Staples. So that's her name now. And yes, she has gone to Staples to get Staples for my brother in law, Mr. Staples. Well, that is just terrific.

[Kristi Lee]

Too many staples.

[Josh Arnold]

Staples is a staple of the Staples Corporation. Sure, you guys know that.

[Tom Griswold]

If there's a clear.

[Chick McGee]

It's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

If there's a clearer example of why we shouldn't do any more mail, it might be that one. Oh, I loved it. I.

[Chick McGee]

As you know, I'm not a fan of Staples. Not the store I enjoy.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right. The fastener.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you go to Staples, you look for paper clips. Clips, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I like both. I love the sound of a good staple.

[Kristi Lee]

Me, too.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true. The Swing Line is the workhorse of the industry.

[Kristi Lee]

I have one on my desk. I love it.

[Chick McGee]

Now, we had a story last week about a robot monk.

[Kristi Lee]

Yep, we did.

[Tom Griswold]

A robot. A robot Buddhist, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Which is ridiculous. Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

It's a machine. But. But it reminded me that my stapler is also somewhat religious. It's taken a vow of silence, so will not be speaking. Dear Bob and Tom show. I went to a tiki bar and a floating dock.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Everything had a nautical theme, writes Mike. The restrooms were marked inboards and outboards. I could figure that one out. Yes, whip out the old Evan Rude outboard.

[Josh Arnold]

We were talking.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, go ahead, you go.

[Josh Arnold]

We were talking Ventriloquists and some of our favorites. Did you know. I didn't know this, but our writer says one of the best ventriloquists currently is Nina Conti, daughter of actor Tom Conti.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Who? She's very good. More than a little naughty. And quite a honey, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

How about that?

[Kristi Lee]

Does she perform in Vegas or something? Not like a Vegas show.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't Tom Conti. Didn't he play Albert Einstein?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oppenheimer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know that either. We'll have to check that out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Nina Conti, ventriloquist fan of us.

[Josh Arnold]

I had an etiquette question, but I think I figured it out.

[Chick McGee]

What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

My buddy is getting married to his boyfriend and I just didn't. He's a German guy. My buddy is. Is marrying his German boyfriend. I didn't know what to get him, but I think I figured it out. Yeah, his and hair towels. That's good.

[Sponsor Voice]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

I had no idea you were doing a joke. That is pretty serious setup. That is very good.

[Tom Griswold]

That was conversational as all get out.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Just snuck there, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I thought.

[Kristi Lee]

I thought it was.

[Chick McGee]

That's interesting. Very enlightened that Josh. Josh has a. Has a gay friend. He's going to be flying over to Berlin for the wedding with another man.

[Josh Arnold]

Just a joke. I thought of going to sleep and.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

I, I'm so right. I wonder if I can get away with this.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I, I. You had me hook, line, and sinker fit right in.

[Kristi Lee]

That was great.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, you can go now.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Sponsor Voice]

You.

[Chick McGee]

You're not going than that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. I have nothing to look forward to after his and hair towels.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's wonderful.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Bob Kevoian]

Full send golf.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys know how much I really, really love Golf.

[Tom Griswold]

Full send Golf 2v2. Me and VOD versus Big John and Kyle. Oh, it feels good to be back on the lengths with the boys.

[Chick McGee]

Join the party on the golf course.

[Tom Griswold]

Back to golf in a big way. Now what?

[Announcer]

Practice.

[Christopher]

Let's go.

[Sponsor Voice]

Let's hit the range.

[Josh Arnold]

I was like, let's go to the range.

[Tom Griswold]

We are headed to the golf cart.

[Chick McGee]

Y want to golf with us?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You don't play golf.

[Sponsor Voice]

No.

[Announcer]

Try.

[Chick McGee]

We got a break par.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm very, very excited.

[Sponsor Voice]

You excited?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Bullsen golf. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.