B&T Extra: Tom's Doghouse Construction

Summary

B&T Extra: Tom's Doghouse Construction

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast | April 8, 2026
Episode Focus: Chick McGee recounts a DIY doghouse project with his daughter and her friend, leading to playful banter with Tom Griswold, Kristi Lee, and the rest of the cast about architecture, craftsmanship... and whether the doghouse will ever see a dog.

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Episode Overview

This Extra episode is a lighthearted, laughter-filled dissection of Chick McGee’s efforts to build a doghouse alongside two 10-year-old girls. The hosts riff on DIY disasters, practical construction concerns, questionable measurements, the priorities of children, and comedic asides about dogs, cats, and unexpected uses for knee pads. The theme centers on family bonding through attempting home projects—even if the project itself turns out… questionable.

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Major Discussion Points & Segments

1. Setting the Scene: The Doghouse Project

• [03:06] Chick McGee: Texts pictures of a recently built doghouse to the crew, setting off a deep dive into its design, materials, and backstory.
• [03:16] Chick admits it’s “not very elaborate,” missing features like HVAC, a Florida room, or a patio.
• [03:37] Doghouse has a flat, not slanted, roof—a point of contention due to local weather concerns.

Notable Quote:

• “It’s not very elaborate. I haven’t finished the HVAC, the Florida room or the patio.” — Chick McGee [03:16]

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2. The Design Controversy: Form vs. Function

• [03:34] Tom questions if the doghouse has a roof; Chick confirms, but says it's flat, not ideal for weather.
• [04:05] Kristi Lee calls out the flat roof: "Those aren’t going to do anything."
• [04:11–04:24] Chick reveals the doghouse is still inside, in the hallway, not outdoors due to weather.

Notable Quotes:

• Tom Griswold: “You already let the genie out of the bottle by having the doghouse in the house. Done now. Oh, no, it’s never going back in the garage.” [04:11]
• Kristi Lee: “Is it up to code?” [04:26]

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3. Dimensions and 'Real' Doghouses

• [04:38] Chick claims the house is “six feet by three feet by three.” Tom instantly questions the math.
• [05:01] Chick admits the girls are ten—they spent all day building it, and the size might be “two and a half” feet wide.
• [05:14] Emphasis from the group that the doghouse is essentially just “a fun little box,” perhaps less functional than intended.

Notable Exchange:

• Tom Griswold: “This whole thing as the Internet would say failed. This is a fail. The whole thing’s a fail.” [05:31]
• Chick McGee: “They had fun. We got to use hammers.” [05:39]
• Kristi Lee: “That is a fun project, though.” [04:25]

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4. Child-Led Construction: Tools, Nails & Project Management

• [05:47] The girls had strong opinions on which wood sides faced inside and out.
• [05:52] Kristi: "There is a reason why the 10-year-old girls aren’t project managers."
• [07:12] They used real lumber (cut by Austin at Lowe’s), hammers, and nails, while Chick wore knee pads and supervised.

Memorable Moments:

• Chick McGee: “My one hammer was actually...it wasn’t a claw hammer. It was a mini sledge.” [14:33]
• Kristi Lee: “10-year-olds with hammers, they got very picky about which side of the wood was the outside or the inside.” [05:47]

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5. Dog Reaction & Utility

• [06:09–08:59]
  • Tom doubts the dog will use the house, joking it's more like a “cat house” or “Amazon box.”
  • Chick counters that Dungy (the dog) did go inside and enjoyed his basket of toys, water, and food setup.
  • Kristi Lee: “Look at the girls happily blockading Dungy from being able to exit the claustrophobic box.” [07:23]

Notable Exchange:

• Tom Griswold: “I don’t think Dungy’s having a good time.” [07:20]
• Chick McGee: “No, he was fine in there.” [07:30]
• Tom (in dog’s voice, joking): “I’m pissing on one of your legs as soon as I get out of here.” [15:07]

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6. Cost, Kits, and Home Improvement Lessons

• [06:49] Chick reveals the project cost $138 just in lumber.
• [06:59] Chick admits nice prefab doghouse kits can be purchased for $98, but the fun is in the building.
• [12:10–12:17] Tom needles Chick: "You’d have something that’s functional instead of a large paperweight in your hallway."
• [12:21] Chick realizes he forgot to have the girls wear safety glasses, narrowly avoiding disaster when a nail ricocheted.

Quote:

• Chick McGee: “I did make one mistake, by the way. I did not have them wear safety glasses.” [12:10]

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7. Tipping, Tools, and Chick’s Hardware Adventure

• [11:00] Tom asks if Chick tipped the hardware store employees for helping.
• [11:16] Tom presses: “Give him a 20.”
• [11:16–11:22] Chick describes choosing “the right nails” and the girls going “rogue,” picking up extra signage and stick-on letters for 'Doghouse.'

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8. Philosophy: “It’s About the Journey”

• [08:56] Chick: “You have to understand, it’s about the journey. It’s about going to the store and…”
• [09:01] Recollects learning about construction materials as a kid and passing that excitement on.

Quote:

• Chick McGee: “It’s about going to the store and...remember when I was a kid, I didn’t know you could actually buy lumber...” [08:56]

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9. Pet Size & Breed Comedy

• [15:20] Kristi Lee asks about Dungy’s breed, leading to discussion of “mini” doodles and Chick’s reminisces about dogs past.
• [16:05] Chick recalls a friend with seven chihuahuas (“they were great little dogs”), with jokes about tiny dogs and the chaos they bring.

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Notable Quotes & Highlights (by Timestamp)

• Chick McGee: “It’s not very elaborate. I haven’t finished the HVAC, the Florida room or the patio.” [03:16]
• Tom Griswold: “This whole thing...is a fail. The whole thing’s a fail.” [05:31]
• Kristi Lee: “There is a reason why the 10-year-old girls aren’t project managers.” [05:52]
• Kristi Lee: “Look at the girls happily blockading Dungy from being able to exit the claustrophobic box.” [07:23]
• Chick McGee: “We were building it in my garage. Kelly was upset because I was wearing...special knee pads.” [07:46]
• Tom Griswold: “I have knee pads for when I pleasure men.” [08:38] (uproarious laughter follows)
• Chick McGee: “You have to understand, it’s about the journey.” [08:56]
• Tom Griswold (as Dungy the dog, resigned): “I’m pissing on one of your legs as soon as I get out of here.” [15:07]

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Memorable Moments

• Lively banter about questionable DIY skills and whose fault design flaws might be
• Visualizing nervous 10-year-olds wielding mini sledges
• Tom’s running gags about buying an Amazon box or a prefab doghouse instead
• The “cat house” vs. “doghouse” wordplay leading into discussions of euphemisms for brothels
• Chick’s pride in the “stick-on letters” and makeshift signage for the doghouse
• The chaos of managing eager kids in a hardware store

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Key Takeaways

• The finished doghouse may not be weatherproof or up to code, but the goal was family fun and learning.
• Sometimes, the DIY experience (and comedy) matters more than the end result.
• Chick’s journey involved navigating enthusiastic kids, hardware store adventures, and the relentless ribbing of his radio friends.
• The dog, Dungy, remains unconvinced.

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• 03:06 – Doghouse photo reveal, project backstory begins
• 04:05 – Roof design debate
• 05:14 – Project size, safety, kids with hammers
• 06:49 – Lumber cost, prefab kits discussed
• 08:56 – “It’s about the journey”
• 12:10 – Neglecting to use safety glasses
• 14:33 – Mini sledge as a hammer
• 15:07 – Tom as “Dungy” vents dog’s likely opinion

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For listeners who missed the episode: expect a sweet, silly, authentic slice of Midwestern family life, filtered through the BOB & TOM crew’s irreverent humor and seasoned with practical construction advice…of sorts.

Transcript

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[Kristi Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Kristi Lee]

It is our larger honor.

[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christopher (Producer)]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

A great way to get your morning started.

[Tom Griswold]

This is Bob and Tom Exter. Tom, how are you doing?

[Chick McGee]

Great, Chick. I just texted a couple pictures of the dog house we built yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I hope so. To.

We can't wait to see it.

It's all anyone's talking about.

[Chick McGee]

It's not very elaborate. I haven't finished the H vac, the Florida room or the patio.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, okay, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you faced the possibility yet that the doghouse will never be out of doors or used?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, no. It'll be outside. We. It's not we.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it outside now?

[Chick McGee]

No, I. Well, because. Check local listings. There's some weather on the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yes, but.

Does it have a roof?

Do dog.

[Chick McGee]

It has a roof, but it's not slanted. I tried to explain to the ladies that I think the photographs they were looking at were based on. There's certain places where you can have a flat roof.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay?

[Chick McGee]

This is not one of them. You can have a flat roof. My old house had a flat roof. If you have a flat roof. You know a guy that fixes flat roofs because they leak no matter what you do?

[Kristi Lee]

You can't take no for an answer here. You got to go ahead and just say, hey, right, we're making a roof.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, I've got. I do. I actually have in my garage some roofing shingles.

[Kristi Lee]

Those aren't going to do anything.

[Tom Griswold]

You could add it on top of the flat. That's what I would.

And you already let the genie out of the bottle by having the doghouse in the house. Done now. Oh, no, it's never going back in the garage.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's in the hallway. It's a long story. Yeah, it'll. It'll come up. It'll come up.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not where dog houses go.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Kristi Lee]

That is a fun project, though.

Is it up to code?

[Chick McGee]

There we go. There's. Oh, there's a little dungy inside the dog.

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea what your dog house looks like.

[Chick McGee]

Back up. There we go. There, you can see it now. You'll notice. There are the two girls.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, remember?

[Chick McGee]

What.

[Tom Griswold]

What size did you say this was? Six feet.

[Chick McGee]

It's six feet by three. Feet by three.

[Tom Griswold]

None of this Is six not three feet.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, maybe it's two and a half.

[Tom Griswold]

There's not a six foot in there.

[Chick McGee]

Austin at Lowe's was kind enough to cut the lumber. It's great. See the lady.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And now you can see in the upper right there where you can't see the whole it doghouse in huge letters. They've got the stick on letters you got.

[Kristi Lee]

Right. It's. It's. Look, it's a fun.

[Chick McGee]

It's a fun project.

[Kristi Lee]

I am going to recommend roof or. No, that can't go outdoors.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's true.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe with a couple. Not yet. We. It took all day to build it. These girls are 10.

[Kristi Lee]

It's very fun. Yeah, it's a fun little box.

[Chick McGee]

And when we first got there.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's a box with a hole.

[Chick McGee]

So heart walks into the. Heart walks into the. Into the lumber area at Lowe's and she goes I want to use these. Well they were four by four. They won't fit in my car.

[Kristi Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

And I tried to having explain that to her.

[Tom Griswold]

Well this whole thing as the Internet would say failed. This is a fail. The whole thing's a fail.

[Chick McGee]

They had fun. We got to use hammers.

[Kristi Lee]

That's the main thing, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You can't use the dog hammers.

[Kristi Lee]

10 year olds with hammers, they got

[Chick McGee]

very picky about which side of the wood was the outside or the inside.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, I mean there is a reason why the 10 year old girls aren't project managers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, that's true.

[Kristi Lee]

You should have took charge of that.

[Chick McGee]

They had a great. They had a great time.

[Kristi Lee]

That's the key. That's the main thing.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't even have around.

All new housing would be pink.

[Chick McGee]

Wait, wait, wait. Excuse me. The girls complaining. What's wrong with the entrance?

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have a rounded entrance like a traditional dog.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You really don't. None of that.

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This is based on.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a class.

[Chick McGee]

I'll talk to my architecture friends out there. This is based on the classical Greeks.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. The. Oops. The rectangular entry simply is more of a. It's a feng shui thing developed by the Greeks.

[Tom Griswold]

The right modern.

[Kristi Lee]

It just won't last in the elements. Unfortunately.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's just phase one.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not going to be outside. So that's.

[Chick McGee]

See my thought is I can put a. A board up front and then put a slanted roof on it. We'll put some shingles on. They'll like that. Shingling is fun. Sure. I even bought some roofing nails.

[Tom Griswold]

Did Dungy like it, by the way?

[Chick McGee]

138 bucks just for the lumber.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

I could see every dollar and the nails looking at that dog house.

[Chick McGee]

This reminds me, by the way, there are some really nice doghouse kits out there for $98. Yeah. I mean, this was much more fun.

[Kristi Lee]

It is essentially a large box. Amazon box.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You could have made this.

[Chick McGee]

It's made of wood.

[Kristi Lee]

No, yeah, you're right. You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

You could have gotten a refrigerator box and just cut a hole in it.

[Chick McGee]

That's no fun.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't imagine this.

[Kristi Lee]

Look at the.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think Dungy's having a good time.

[Chick McGee]

Look at the other.

[Kristi Lee]

The girls are happily blockading Dungy from being able to exit the claustrophobic box.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Now the dog will never go near it.

[Kristi Lee]

No, no, Dungey, you don't. You live here. Now they're saying.

[Chick McGee]

He can tell because it has huge letters on it saying doghouse.

[Kristi Lee]

I love that.

[Chick McGee]

The stick on letters. Those are great. The girls found those on their own.

[Kristi Lee]

Did you have a chair to sit down on and watch this? And were you.

[Chick McGee]

We were building it in my garage. Kelly was upset because I was wearing. I have these special knee pads that I wear. She said that they say look ridiculous.

[Kristi Lee]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

You wear knee. I find it hard. You'd ever wear knee pads for anything?

[Kristi Lee]

You can't worry about looking ridiculous when you're just trying to work on a garage floor with knee pads. They're necessary.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Where did you build it? In the garage?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Why didn't you build it on a table?

Why didn't you build it outside?

[Chick McGee]

Because it was extraordinarily windy when we were taking the. All those sheets of wood out of the. Of the Lowe's.

[Kristi Lee]

I bet they were sales.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, we had to be. I had to go run back and keep them from flying out there.

[Kristi Lee]

You brought construction knee pads?

Yeah, I have knee pads for when I. When I weed.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

I use them all the time. I had a lot of handiwork over the weekend. I had to get underneath the sink.

[Tom Griswold]

I have knee pads for when I pleasure men.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Who doesn't? Yeah, yeah, that's what they're mainly for.

[Tom Griswold]

You needed knee pads to work under the sink?

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Well, no. I had a clip on light for my hat. Yeah, I had to get underneath the sink and fix it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think you know what a dog house looks like.

[Kristi Lee]

That's the design the girls made.

[Chick McGee]

See for you have to understand, it's about the journey. It's about going to the store and.

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And seeing things.

[Chick McGee]

And remember when I was a kid, I didn't know you could actually go buy lumber, but one of my friends said, yeah, you got to go steal it from a construction site.

[Kristi Lee]

He told the girls to draw a dog house.

[Tom Griswold]

Where did you.

[Kristi Lee]

They drew this.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's. They drew a box. No, then they found. Then they found one online that looked like a big box. That's all a dog needs. The dog doesn't care.

[Tom Griswold]

The dog doesn't want to be in the dog house.

Not now you've scared it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no, he was fine in there.

[Kristi Lee]

You know what? Those girls have every reason to be proud. Who is that? Your daughter and her friend. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And very cute.

And by the way, you call that a dog?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's. Oh, he's the sweetest little guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of a teeny tiny.

[Chick McGee]

Now, I don't know if the big guy will get in it all up to try. I'll try that,

[Tom Griswold]

Willie.

Yeah. Not. Yeah, that doghouse isn't going to hold a very big dog.

[Kristi Lee]

You know what you've really made there? And I. I'm not trying to upset anybody. You made. You made a cat house. Cats love boxes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they'll go in there and stay.

[Kristi Lee]

And by the way, you know, if I buy that from you for gravy, she's. That's where she is forever now.

[Chick McGee]

And don't you love the word cat house?

[Kristi Lee]

I mean, it didn't even hit me, though.

[Chick McGee]

As opposed to. As opposed to house of ill repute or.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, it's much nicer than horror house or whorehouse.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you were inviting your father to visit a. Would you use the term cat house?

[Kristi Lee]

Boy, there is something used a lot.

There's something softer about it than whore.

Yeah, yeah, cat house is cool.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

They used the P word house.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Narrator/Voice Actor]

What?

[Chick McGee]

What the hell's wrong?

[Kristi Lee]

I have not heard that. No.

[Chick McGee]

What is that?

[Tom Griswold]

What is it?

[Chick McGee]

Did you give her drugs this morning?

[Tom Griswold]

Cooch house. What are you saying? Yeah, I know what you're trying to say.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, we got.

[Tom Griswold]

Has there been a. I might not be very nice, but I reasonably tell very nice.

Don't.

No, no, no. To hell with it. I'm done now. You think I've been crabby before?

Thanks, Tom.

Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

He was criticizing my buddy Austin at Lowe's, who was nice enough to cut the wood for me.

[Kristi Lee]

So sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Your buddy. He's a guy that works.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But he was nice and happy and wanted to know what the girls were doing. And he was a sweet guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you tip him? No tip for the guy. Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Do you tip the guy?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, of course.

[Kristi Lee]

You tip the guy who cut your wood.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe I'll go back. I'll go back and do that. I didn't think about this.

[Tom Griswold]

Give him a 20.

[Chick McGee]

There's another guy who helped me find the nails. Did you know that there are 10,000 different kinds of nails in the world?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Kristi Lee]

That can't get somewhat overwhelming.

[Chick McGee]

And that's what I was trying to pick. The nails that the girls went loose. They went rogue. And then they came back with the beware of dog sign and all the letters to spell out doghouse. And that's what makes it. They. They're the ones that came up with that.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have that picture of a real doghouse up here? This. This is what a real dog house looks like. Tom, I don't think you have any idea what you're working with. Have you seen Snoopy and Peanuts or anything that's.

[Chick McGee]

What. Well, they have the standard picture

[Tom Griswold]

or something.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Kristi Lee]

And you could have got that for $49.99.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's the thing. It's made of plastic.

[Tom Griswold]

And you could put it together and say, there, girls, we made a dog house.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

And you'd have something that's functional instead of a large paperweight in your hallway.

[Chick McGee]

The girl. The girls want a hammer. They want to use nails. They want to use tools. I did make one mistake, by the way. I did not have them wear safety glasses.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what?

[Chick McGee]

I forgot. Yeah. One of the nails took a.

[Tom Griswold]

You. You didn't have them in safety gear?

[Chick McGee]

I didn't think that. Because I would start the nail.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so I didn't want to hit their thumbs and. Yeah. But in one of the nails, they hit it.

[Narrator/Voice Actor]

Bing.

[Chick McGee]

Fortunately, it didn't go in anybody's eye.

[Kristi Lee]

So that's very fortunate.

[Chick McGee]

That would have been. That would have been a bad phone call. Yeah.

[Narrator/Voice Actor]

You didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't get the mom's permission to allow the other girl.

[Chick McGee]

I remember I took pictures the whole way. I've got a lot of pictures, but.

[Tom Griswold]

And you sen him to the girls.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Just so they know what was going on.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Kristi Lee]

Does the other girl have a dog, too?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, good.

[Chick McGee]

Cute little guy, too.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So I've got a feeling next week

[Tom Griswold]

you're gonna be building another one over their house.

[Chick McGee]

I'll have to borrow Mark's truck for that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Maybe they could.

[Chick McGee]

I almost borrowed Mark's truck anyway, but I'm glad I didn't because I borrowed his truck. That thing would have been 8ft by

[Tom Griswold]

4ft and the wood would have flown out.

[Kristi Lee]

Now that I think about it, Mark could live in that dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

You know, you raise a mansion for Mark.

[Chick McGee]

You raised, you raised a good.

[Kristi Lee]

Why'd you make it so big?

[Chick McGee]

He says, yeah, that dog house. I don't need to stand up in here.

[Tom Griswold]

The doghouse you made is feet by three feet maybe. And you keep calling it six feet. It's not.

[Chick McGee]

I, I didn't measure it. We, we got into an argument about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Apparently, I've been told that Oscar has found some poor craftsmanship. My near dog house, and he has zoomed in on it, so.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what's going on over there?

[Kristi Lee]

Well, just to show you, you're going

[Tom Griswold]

to have to caulk that time ready

[Kristi Lee]

for, for being outdoors.

[Chick McGee]

I was going to reinforce it today with some wood screws. That's what happened when you, that's what happens when you nail.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, you can see.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, can you see inside the warning beware of dog signs?

[Tom Griswold]

Have you heard glue it and screw it? You know, I haven't heard that. You got to do that gluten. Screw it, baby.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I, I, we didn't bother gluing, but yeah, I, I was going to do some reinforcement today, get some wood screws.

[Tom Griswold]

That is just a giant, mushy pile

[Kristi Lee]

of wet wood after the first rain.

[Tom Griswold]

Light rain. A misting will do that.

[Chick McGee]

First of all, my daughter heart a lot of push back there. I'll bring her in here and you can argue with her.

[Tom Griswold]

About what?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they want, they want to take even more shortcuts.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, like what?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'd go, I think you need to put six nails in here. Two will hold it. And by the way, my one hammer was actually, it wasn't a claw hammer. It was a mini sledge. So they were lifting it up. They'd have to hold it with two. A mini sledge.

[Kristi Lee]

At least a little mallet kind of still.

[Tom Griswold]

That's heavy.

[Kristi Lee]

That's fun. I'm glad you guys.

The dog doesn't look happy.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, he was fine. Oh, he's went inside down.

[Tom Griswold]

The dog's terrified.

[Chick McGee]

No, he's not there. You can't see. They. Oh, they outfitted it with his basket full of toys behind him. And he's got a, and he's got a water bowl and a food bowl in there.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Pissing on one of your legs as soon as I get out of here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you know. Okay. There we go.

[Kristi Lee]

If I could be guaranteed, I wouldn't be put down, I'd be biting all of you.

[Tom Griswold]

Damn right.

[Chick McGee]

A good way to spend a Sunday. We had a great time.

[Kristi Lee]

I didn't know that was dungy. That's a sweet. What is it, a doodle?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's a. What is he technically, mini? No, he's not that small. He's about 30 pounds. He was.

[Tom Griswold]

And how many flights did he.

[Chick McGee]

Daddy was a full blown standard poodle.

[Kristi Lee]

Is he funny?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's a great dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Still considered a mini even though they weigh 30 pounds.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, he. And then his mommy was a Bernadoodle, so. Yeah, he's a quarter Bernie's mound dog, but you could never tell because he doesn't. He's all white.

[Tom Griswold]

He looks like something Ava Gabor wouldn't.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, it is kind of one of those.

[Chick McGee]

But he's like every dog. You know something? I. I used to not want small dogs, and then I got a couple labradoodles 30 years ago, and I just. They're. If you have a good dog, it's a good dog. I had a friend that had seven. Seven Chihuahuas.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, kidding.

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[Chick McGee]

Oh, it was great.

[Tom Griswold]

They were all named Pepe.

[Kristi Lee]

You know, they do tend to have.

[Chick McGee]

But he was. And he was a great guy. And he was an older guy and his wife had died and she had all these pets, these chihuahuas. But they were great little dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

Each chihuahua is piss everywhere. I don't. I don't care.

[Kristi Lee]

How hard would you laugh if you saw seven chihuahuas riding in a El Camino?

[Tom Griswold]

So, so hard.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up in the news,

[Christopher (Producer)]

that's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra, catch us on itunes, Google Play and stitcher. For Bob and Tom. Extra, this is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

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