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Christopher
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show today. Tom's language, plus head bumps and snake hunting. It's all coming up in just a minute.
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Bob
Here's some extra. This is Bob and Tom. Extra.
Chick McGee
I'm. I'm Chick. Here's Tom.
Tom
Tom, can you, can you repeat? I don't know if you can. Like if we would get in trouble if you could repeat what you just said to our friend Chris who was on vacation last week.
Bob
Oh, oh, I don't really think I could. Think I can repeat that salty language.
Guest
Back there in the green room?
Bob
No, no, it was salty. Well, kind of depending.
Tom
Chris is one of the nicest guys. Sweet. Sweetest guy was on vacation last week. Yeah.
Bob
The implication was that he'd spent the entire vacation emitting bodily fluids into strange ladies all over the country or as consensual.
Tom
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Or as the King.
Bob
Yes, that.
Chick McGee
You know what the King would say? He's buried in a beaver. That's in the documentary. He's, he's Elvis.
Bob
Elvis in the limo says I was buried in a beaver.
Chick McGee
They're talking about the rocket launch. And one of them goes, king, did you see the rocket go off? And he goes, oh no man. I was, I was buried in a beaver.
Bob
It's in there.
Pat
Did guys and respond in the affirmative.
Bob
Yeah, I believe he, with great disdain he looked at me, he said I'm getting back to work. I had a Three Stooges moment over the weekend.
Pat
Oh yes.
Bob
Okay, I'm gonna try to explain this quickly.
Chick McGee
Did you get slapped in the face?
Bob
Let me poke in the eye so I.
Chick McGee
You wanna scale this fish?
Bob
I arrived, I arrived back at my house from my long bicycle ride. I am please, please boiling, please get.
Chick McGee
Rid of the bicycle. You're going to stroke out, you're going to wreck. You're going to. Oh my God.
Bob
I'm extremely hot. And it turns out there's some extra people at my house because of an air conditioning incident at their home. So there's a lot of people there.
Chick McGee
There's extra people at my house.
Bob
I am informed that my nine year old daughter has spilled nail polish on the stone floor in her bathroom. Oh no. So I go up there, I, I google it and I grab some acetone, isopropyl alcohol and rag the whole, the whole deal. And so I might so imagine that there's a sort of like a counter and she spilled it right below the counter.
Tom
Okay.
Chick McGee
All right.
Bob
So I'm down there with a toothbrush and the acetone trying to get it off the stone which, and by the way, it was marginally successful. I'm gonna have to get a professional over there to clean this beautiful stone floor.
Chick McGee
You might have to get the stones replaced.
Bob
I. You. I might. Anyway, I'm. So I'm down and I'm down on my knees on the floor scrubbing this thing and then someone comes up behind me and opens a drawer. I don't see them or hear them. And then I, I go to get up and I smash my head on the drawer. And by the way, there are several little girls witnessing me my cleaning up and I scream. I am so pissed. There was a series of. The series of profanity like.
Chick McGee
You mean what you.
Bob
Why did you open that drawer? Well, I didn't think you were going to get up.
Chick McGee
Did you get the feeling someone had done that on Purpose?
Bob
No, I get the feeling people are idiots.
Chick McGee
Well, you did say you didn't hear them as children.
Bob
I was scrubbing away, trying not to, you know, set the place on fire. With acetone.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Pat
What do you want, the acetone or the acetate?
Chick McGee
I don't know that I'm not aware of a difference.
Pat
Nor am I, but I know that they.
Chick McGee
I know they're two different words.
Bob
Nail polish comes out of nothing.
Tom
Yeah, it's rough.
Bob
It's so. So that was my Three Stooges moment, and I have a big thing in the top of my head. We begin our letters segment.
Chick McGee
Let's see. Actually, we've got to get to the. The snake letter, if I can find it.
Pat
Somebody sent you a snake.
Chick McGee
This is from Seth. On Friday's show, you guys talked about hunting pythons in Florida and why it is done at night.
Pat
It's actually from Seth, but it's a snake writing, so it says Seth.
Bob
Seth.
Chick McGee
If you hunt snakes at night, don't ever forget. It is terrifying.
Pat
It has to be.
Chick McGee
I went with a group of marines last year with a guy named Python Cowboy.
Pat
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Hunting pythons. Walking around the islands of face full of spider webs, wearing a small headlamp through thick brush and listening for the hiss and waiting to be scared. To have the crap scared out of you by raccoons, snakes, alligators, bees, birds, iguanas, bees. When a snake's found, normally you almost step on it. The dog gets called to keep it in a defensive posture. And then one of your fellow idiots are there, has to grab 16ft of muscle by the back of the head. Oh, this is all not in the brochure. Sure. By the way, he says when you catch one, it starts to crap and swing the tail. It swings it all around, spreading crap everywhere.
Pat
You never hear about that.
Chick McGee
We found smaller ones and I put a. I think we have a picture of one of the bigger ones they caught. Wow. There it is.
Bob
Okay, there's what, seven guys. What is that?
Pat
And a monkey.
Tom
Six guys and a dog.
Chick McGee
Six guys.
Bob
Look like a chimpanzee. My God.
Chick McGee
That is the ugly.
Bob
Yeah, you're right. Yeah. That's six guys. Yeah, that's a dog. I thought it was some dude sitting there. And they're, they're, they're side by side. And the snake goes all the way from one to the next. That's probably, what, 10ft?
Tom
Yeah.
Bob
Well, wait a minute. If one of those guys is 6ft, yeah, that's 10ft at least.
Chick McGee
Also, hey, by the way, these snakes bite they don't have big teeth, but they are strong.
Pat
Yeah, they'll bite.
Chick McGee
And riddled with bacteria. The whole time I thought one of. If one of my kids told me, I'm going to tromp around a small island in the middle of nowhere at one o' clock in the morning with a flashlight on my head looking for snakes, I would have said, what the hell is wrong with you? You're a moron. @ Seth in Nashville ops. He's also a bagpiper if we need a bagpipe.
Pat
Oh, he sounds like a badass one guy's wearing shorts.
Tom
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Time now for the chickpege home game. See if you can decide why. And I'm not making anything in the story up. I need to tell you that.
Pat
Okay.
Chick McGee
Professional tennis players Maria Sakkari and Yulia Putintseva were seen in a heated clash following their match at an event in Hamburg Yesterday. Sakari defeated Putsava 7676. On the next. They moved on. She moved on. In the next round, as the two competitors came to the net, Putseva slapped Sakari's hand and would not make eye contact as she walked toward the chairs. Oh. Zachari started jawing at Putin Seva and Putintseva responded with a sarcastic curtsy. And Sakari didn't appear to like what Putseva said to her after that and stepped over toward her side to address the comment. And Sakari was heard telling Putin Sava, nobody likes you.
Pat
Did they then scissor.
Tom
Yeah, that's. I was. What's the. Yeah.
Guest
Isn't the Putin save of that little hair down here, the soul patch?
Pat
That's the flavor save. But maybe some places.
Chick McGee
But these are professional tennis. Hey, nobody likes you. That's something we kind of. That's funny around here.
Tom
You say that to him all the time, being silly.
Chick McGee
Nobody likes you. Tomorrow.
Bob
See?
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Bob
I don't care.
Pat
Well, this is bad. Bad sportsmanship all around.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Yeah.
Tom
Are they hot?
Bob
Yeah. Somehow I missed that. I wasn't watching women's tennis in Hamburg yesterday.
Chick McGee
Oh, hello.
Bob
Did you guys stop what you were doing to catch that on tv?
Pat
I recorded it. I'll watch it today. I'm a little mad about the spoiler alert.
Chick McGee
You know what is soothing? Women's golf. It tends to be more soothing than men's golf. And I don't know why. About halfway through it, I'll get sleepy and then I just fall asleep. I don't know what's going on there.
Bob
Yeah. Is that sports?
Chick McGee
Yes, sir. That's.
Bob
We have completed our sports.
Chick McGee
Shouldn't it be after I.
Bob
No, no.
Chick McGee
Cern talking to about women's tennis.
Bob
No. It was very, very exciting.
Chick McGee
All right. No, no.
Bob
Very excited.
Pat
Oh, so we didn't answer your question. Why are we doing that story?
Chick McGee
Because once I. Nobody likes you. It was very childish.
Pat
Oh, no, it's hilarious.
Tom
Something that Chick McGee would say.
Chick McGee
That's exactly right.
Pat
I once heard a fight between two friends and it ended with the girl going, you know, everybody wants you to move. And he looked devastated. Oh, it had clearly been. Oh, God, I just hope he moves.
Chick McGee
Can you imagine? Oh, my God, that's funny. Michelle.
Bob
I'm hearing just little snippets of conversation.
Chick McGee
Yes.
Bob
Oh, I have one that has been stuck in my head for 50 years.
Pat
What was it?
Bob
It was. It was a man and a woman arguing in a.
Chick McGee
Please let it be a foreign country. Something pretentious.
Bob
No, no.
Pat
Was it?
Bob
No, no, it was not. It was not pretentious. It was just. It was in a. It was a. I was taking a summer class. A summer class. I was just in it and. It doesn't matter.
Chick McGee
Were you being punished? You had to go to summer school? Is that what you're trying.
Bob
No, I was trying to not have to take something else later on, but I just. This. These two engineering students were arguing and this guy goes, if it doesn't have scientific notation, it's a piece of crap. Never forget, if it doesn't have scientific notation, it's a piece of crap.
Pat
Are you cleaning it up for us?
Bob
Yes.
Pat
Oh, that's so great.
Chick McGee
Do you remember when those science Texas Instruments scientific calculators came out and they cost $900?
Tom
So expensive.
Pat
Yeah.
Tom
God, my siblings. We all use the same one. There's a 15 year age difference between me and my youngest sibling. And she was like, this doesn't work for the math we're doing anymore. And I was like, grow up.
Pat
That was rough, man.
Tom
Yeah.
Pat
My poor parents had to scrape to get us a calculator.
Tom
The sibling fights are the best, though. Like what they're. The one in our family that lives on is I was fighting with my youngest sister and I said, go away. And she goes, you go away. There wasn't anything else to say.
Bob
Now, we had an interesting story about.
Chick McGee
Why everybody hopes you move.
Pat
They wanted to leave the city.
Tom
Could you imagine being heartbroken and knowing everybody was talking about, man, we hope.
Chick McGee
We just moved one of these days. He's moving. Good God.
Bob
Now, we had the story about Joey Chestnut. Now that was eating chicken wings.
Chick McGee
40. 40 chicken wings.
Bob
Getting ready for the forthcoming July 4th event. And as you may have heard a couple weeks ago, Joey is back.
Tom
Yeah.
Bob
He will be participating in the Coney island famous July 4th hot dog eating competition. And he's hoping to get up. What is that?
Chick McGee
Not 80? Didn't he eat 70 before?
Pat
I think, boy, oh boy.
Tom
Sh.
Bob
Now. But they were not chicken tenders. Don't. Don't you have a chicken tender tribute?
Guest
Yeah, a couple years ago, there's a great story where the guy ordered chicken tenders but got shorted and called the cops.
Pat
Called the cops.
Guest
And the lady at the SU. At the KFC chicken tenders ordered eight bits, just gave me four. I'm calling 911.
Bob
One.
Guest
I'll have the cops here at your door. Chicken tender. Saucy.
Bob
Sweet.
Guest
I'm waiting in my suv, but my chicken order's not complete. Fukfc. Thank you very much.
Pat
No, thank you.
Chick McGee
Thank you very much.
Bob
Remember when they came out with the. They had chicken toothpaste. They had.
Pat
The KFC went on a kick for a while.
Bob
Yeah. KFC launched a chicken. I'm sorry. Fried chicken flavored toothpaste.
Chick McGee
Yes.
Bob
They teamed up with a company called His Smile to turn their signature 11 herbs and spices into a fluoride free toothpaste. Oh, JFK Jr. Will be happy about that.
Pat
No, RFK Jr. What did I say?
Bob
Sorry. Yeah, he would have been happy. Happier with GPS certification. Sorry. Now, would you rather have. Would you rather have KFC flavored toothpaste or Colgate flavored chicken? Give it some thought.
Chick McGee
Yeah, they also had a.
Pat
Didn't they have a. Like a.
Bob
A log?
Pat
One of those fireplace logs that you.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah.
Bob
Yes.
Pat
It would make your house smell like.
Chick McGee
They had candles too, right?
Guest
Did they?
Chick McGee
Yeah, the logs.
Tom
White cats had the candle.
Bob
Yeah. Well, that's. That's fun. Well, Pat, thank you very much. Jess Hooker is sitting in for Christy Lee this morning. And just what have you got over there?
Tom
Animal rescue officers responded to a Buffalo Wild Wings in Iowa to save a confused hen. Animal Rescue League of Iowa said an officer was called out to rescue the poor confused hen from the front of the chicken wing restaurant in Des Moines.
Chick McGee
Mom?
Tom
Yeah, dad? Hey, are you still.
Pat
Are you in there?
Chick McGee
How could they tell the hen was confused?
Tom
I don't know.
Bob
There's a picture of this hen and this poor thing looks just like the feathers are all askew.
Pat
Poor little lady I rescued. You mean they walked it to the back?
Tom
No, a good Samaritan called the Animal Rescue League of Iowa, the largest non profit animal shelter in the state. And Thus, the chicken avoided being dipped in one of Buffalo wild wings twice. 21 signature sauces. The bird is now safe and receiving care, apparently.
Bob
I didn't realize that's, I guess, a.
Tom
Big thing to drop a chicken off at.
Bob
No, no, no, no, no. Chicken rescue.
Tom
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Guest
There's all.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah.
Tom
There's a lot of people.
Bob
Is this one of those things where people think they're gonna ra. Put them in their backyard, they're gonna.
Tom
Get a lot of eggs, and they.
Bob
Realize a lot of work. What a pain in the ass it is that the coyotes and raccoons are going to kill them. Okay. Yeah, I. I heard an interesting report on that, and they did the. The analysis of the numbers, and it's like five times as expensive to get your eggs that way as it is.
Tom
It is expensive.
Bob
Yeah. And Mr. Oskay from our staff tried that for a while, and. Yeah. You end up with too many eggs, then you got to give them to all your friends. And evidently, too many chickens clucking constantly.
Chick McGee
Too many coyotes evidently show up or something. Something. Or wolves or whatever the hell he had.
Bob
I'm just looking up at some of these sort of promotional products that KFC has come up with over the years. They at one point had a. A chicken drumstick corsage.
Tom
Oh, that's fun.
Pat
Very lovely.
Chick McGee
Beautiful.
Bob
That's sweet. I'm not sure. Which says. Well, it. I can't really tell you what it says because I can't read it. It's a fried chicken corsage.
Chick McGee
All right.
Bob
This was a special extra crispy corsage.
Pat
Drumsticks are my favorite.
Chick McGee
They are, Yeah. I love the drums, not thighs.
Tom
I'm with you.
Pat
I mean, I love. I look. The whole chick. The whole bird has its place.
Chick McGee
That's true.
Bob
But now, do you carry around a little thing of gravy when you've got the corsage?
Pat
I don't.
Bob
I don't know.
Chick McGee
How about that? That'd be funny. Shoot gravy out of the corsage instead of water.
Bob
Right.
Chick McGee
The flour.
Bob
That'd be good.
Pat
If you were to go to a KFC today and they. And you ordered and they said, we're sorry, we're out of that. What would you be most upset that they were out of?
Bob
Oh, coleslaw, gravy, chicken biscuits, chicken.
Pat
So we're all different.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah.
Guest
Just the chicken.
Pat
The chicken would be upsetting.
Bob
Yeah, it's kind of a chicken. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Go.
Bob
They go. They emphasize the FC in the name kfc. Kcs. For? Oh, Kentucky coleslaw.
Pat
If you want this kind, you can get it, but if you want this kind, you gotta wait 18 minutes or whatever.
Tom
I'll do it. Yeah?
Chick McGee
Yeah. Yeah.
Pat
Why not?
Tom
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Remember the little buckets they used to have with desserts in them?
Tom
No.
Chick McGee
They were like chocolate and strawberry parfaits.
Pat
No kidding?
Chick McGee
Yeah. And they had the logo on the.
Tom
That's fine.
Chick McGee
Top of them. Yeah.
Pat
Now you can get like a whole bunt cake.
Chick McGee
A what?
Pat
Bundt cake.
Bob
I will never stop laughing at that. The name of that place.
Tom
Oh, yeah.
Guest
You're taking us back to third grade, man.
Chick McGee
Are you thinking of nothing? Bundt cake. Yeah.
Pat
I love that.
Bob
Every time. I know, it's great. I laugh every time I see it. All I can think of is the old joke about, you know, the ladies at the nude ranch sunbathing. Sorry, I'm a shock.
Chick McGee
What are they saying, Tom, when they're. They're sunbathing?
Bob
You know the difference between a bun cake. Never mind.
Guest
You want to go to dessert?
Pat
Is that you could say that while they're sunbathing, they're baking.
Bob
That's right.
Chick McGee
You could.
Pat
One could say that.
Bob
But one will not.
Christopher
That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes. Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.
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Podcast Summary: B&T Extra – Tom's Language, Head Bump, & Snake Hunting
Episode: B&T Extra: Tom's Language, Head bump, & Snake Hunting
Release Date: August 6, 2025
Hosts: Bob, Tom, Chick McGee, and Pat
Network: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network
In this episode of B&T Extra, hosts Bob, Tom, Chick McGee, and Pat dive into a mix of humorous anecdotes, listener interactions, and lively discussions on various topics ranging from unexpected household mishaps to the thrills of snake hunting.
The episode kicks off with a light-hearted exchange about Tom's colorful language. Bob teases Tom about potentially sharing some “salty language” with a friend, Chris, who was on vacation. This segues into an amusing recount of Bob’s own mishap at home.
Notable Quote:
Bob shares a comical yet relatable story about returning home from a long bicycle ride to find unexpected guests due to an air conditioning mishap. While scrubbing up nail polish spills caused by his daughter, Bob accidentally bangs his head on a suddenly opened drawer, leading to a humorous rant in front of some young witnesses.
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Transitioning from household chaos to outdoor adventures, the hosts discuss a letter from listener Seth about snake hunting in Florida. The conversation vividly describes the adrenaline-pumping experience of hunting pythons at night.
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The discussion shifts to sports, specifically a recent clash between tennis players Maria Sakkari and Yulia Putintseva in Hamburg.
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The hosts take a nostalgic detour into KFC’s quirky marketing ventures, reminiscing about products like fried chicken-flavored toothpaste and drumstick corsages.
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An entertaining segment covers a recent animal rescue where a hen was saved from a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant in Iowa.
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Wrapping up the episode, the hosts engage in playful discussions about sports preferences, such as the soothing nature of women’s golf versus the excitement of men’s tennis. They also share nostalgic memories and humorous thoughts about sports and everyday life.
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The episode concludes with the hosts thanking listeners and encouraging them to catch future episodes on various platforms. The blend of humor, personal stories, and engaging discussions makes this B&T Extra episode a delightful listen for both regular fans and newcomers.
Highlights Recap:
This episode of B&T Extra masterfully combines humor with relatable stories and listener interactions, ensuring an entertaining and engaging experience for all audiences.