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Episode: B&T Extra: Tom's Sugar, Watching Porn, & a Hearse at a Drive-Thru
Date: February 17, 2026
Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network

Episode Overview

This "B&T Extra" episode captures The BOB & TOM Show’s classic mix of irreverent comedy, quick-fire banter, and offbeat news. The team touches on everything from Tom’s unique sugar habits and awkward experiences with pornography, to a hearse making headlines at a McDonald’s drive-thru—all peppered with musical parodies, wordplay, and good-natured ribbing.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Comedy Song: “What the Hell Did You Eat?”

[2:30] – [5:11] Pat Godwin
Pat opens with a new comedic original song about falling in love despite foul-smelling breath and embarrassing bodily functions.

• Memorable lines:
  • “Tell me, pretty baby, what the hell did you eat?”
  • Ends with the punch, “We don’t need a lullaby to put our [butts] to sleep. / We just put ourselves unconscious and wake up smelling sweet...”

[4:00] Bob: “Well, we just put ourselves unconscious and wake up smelling sweet and tell me, pretty baby what the hell did we eat?”
[5:11] Christopher: “There we go, guys.”

2. Tom’s Sugar Habit and Studio Banter

[5:18] – [6:30]
The group riffs on Tom’s penchant for sugar, leading to jokes about diner sugar shakers and the prospect of filling them with salt or cocaine.

• Studio fun:
  • Bob teases Christy and Tom about shaking sugar packets.
  • Christopher: “I no longer have the packets... I have two [sugar jars], one in the green room and one here.”
• [6:19] Bob: “Pretty easy to fill those with salt... Or cocaine. Should we coke up Tom’s sugar, boy?”

3. Watching Porn: Preferences and Awkwardness

[6:34] – [10:09] A candid and comic conversation about watching pornography, personal preferences, and couples’ dynamics.

• Tom and Christy: Discuss discomfort with watching steamy content, even in mainstream movies, with others.
  • [7:40] Christy Lee: “I get embarrassed, like watching, like when it gets [to] some regular movies that get a little frisky... No, that’s separate.”
• Bob: Shares that his partner saves favorite videos for him, which led to a humorous discovery:
  • [7:10] Bob: “Come to find out, [she’s] way more vulgar than what I’m into. Oh, she is a filth monster. Oh my gosh.”
• Josh Arnold: Claims he’s rarely watched porn with partners.
  • [8:07] Bob: “It’s never been a thing in any relationship I’ve ever been in.”

Comic Song: “Too Much Porn” (Josh Arnold)

[8:22] – [10:06]
Josh performs a satirical song about learning unusual things from partners with a “kinky past,” sexual expectations, and self-deprecating humor.

• [8:55] Josh Arnold: “Sixty-nine’s a young man’s game and my meniscus is torn. Back it off a notch; take that ring thing off my crotch. This girl’s been watching too much porn.”

4. Viral News: Hearse at McDonald’s Drive-Thru

[10:10] – [12:37] The team discusses viral footage of a hearse ordering at a fast food drive-thru in Australia, prompting darkly comic takes on death, last wishes, and funeral mishaps.

• [10:39] Tom: “The hearse carrying a coffin was... spotted at the drive-thru entrance of a McDonald’s... The family’s wish for the deceased’s last coffee run.”
• [11:19] Christopher: “Kind of pay it forward, you know? ... Creeps me out.”
• [12:09] Bob: Shares a story of accidentally merging into a funeral procession.
  • “Once in my life, I just wasn’t paying attention... I felt terrible.”
  • “I just went ahead and went to the funeral... Paid my respects. He sure is sad he’s gone, right? ‘It’s a she.’ Oh, gosh.”

5. Odd News: French Fries Spill & Poutine Puns

[12:37] – [13:50] Coverage of a massive cargo spill spilling thousands of fries on an English beach leads to bad puns and Canadian food nostalgia.

• [12:44] Tom: “According to the story, in some places the French fries were 2 ½ feet deep into the ground.”
• [13:24] Bob (pun): “I’m glad they cleaned it up, because they were poutine the animals in danger.”

6. Mortuary Rituals and Final Wishes

[13:50] – [16:59] A digression into funeral traditions: coins on the eyes, sewing eyelids, wearing glasses in the casket, and Beatles references.

• [14:07] Tom: “If the guy had those coins in his eyelids...”
• Greek mythology: coins pay Charon the ferryman; also used to keep eyelids shut.
• [14:41] Tom: “And now they just sew them shut.”
• [15:24] Bob: Jokes about being buried with his glasses and wanting his eyes crossed for a final prank.
• Beatles trivia:
  • [16:36] Josh Arnold: “‘Beware the pennies on your eyes’—Tax Man.”

7. Fan Fact: Military Cemetery Coin Traditions

[16:59] – [17:28] Discussion about leaving coins at military graves as a sign of shared service/history.

• [16:59] Bob: “Now, there are coins in military cemeteries. ...a certain coin means we served together... I just know when I go visit my dad, I... make a killing.”

8. Tourist Covers Himself in Bananas

[17:40] – [19:08] Viral video of a tourist in Vietnam, covered in bananas to attract monkeys, sparks both delight and concern.

• [17:47] Tom: “The person appears delighted as monkeys rush in to snatch bananas from his body.”
• [18:25] Christy Lee: Realizes the animals were monkeys, not cats.
• Puns and dirty jokes: “He can split,” “bananas on his groin,” and fears of monkeys ripping off body parts.
  • [19:21] Christy Lee: “You know how easy it would be for a monkey to rip a penis off a guy? It wouldn’t take any effort at all.”

Notable Quotes and Moments

• [7:10] Bob: “Come to find out, she’s way more vulgar than what I’m into. Oh, she is a filth monster. Oh my gosh.”
• [7:45] Christy Lee: “I get embarrassed, like watching, like when it gets... regular movies that get a little frisky... No, that’s separate.”
• [8:55] Josh Arnold (song): “Sixty-nine’s a young man’s game and my meniscus is torn. Back it off a notch; take that ring thing off my crotch. This girl’s been watching too much porn.”
• [12:09] Bob: “Once in my life, I just wasn’t paying attention [and accidentally merged into a funeral]. I felt terrible... Paid my respects. ‘It’s a she.’ Oh, gosh.”
• [13:24] Bob: “I’m glad they cleaned it up because they were poutine the animals in danger.”
• [15:24] Bob: “I’m going to have the mortician make my eyes crossed... One last laugh.”
• [16:36] Josh Arnold: “‘Beware the pennies on your eyes’—Tax Man.”

Timestamps for Key Segments

• 2:30 – Pat Godwin’s “What the Hell Did You Eat?”
• 5:18 – Studio roundtable; Tom’s sugar-shaker habits
• 6:34 – Watching porn (preferences, awkwardness)
• 8:22 – “Too Much Porn” by Josh Arnold
• 10:10 – Hearse at a McDonald’s drive-thru
• 12:37 – Cargo ship spills French fries in England
• 13:50 – Coins-on-eyelids & funeral practices
• 16:59 – Coins at military cemeteries
• 17:40 – Tourist covered in bananas attracts monkeys

Tone & Style

The episode is classic BOB & TOM: fast-paced, unscripted, often crass, blending observational comedy with musical interludes and playful jabs between hosts. No topic is too weird or taboo, but irreverence is always balanced with authentic camaraderie.

Summary prepared for those wanting the laughs without the ad breaks or setup—just the best moments from today’s B&T Extra.