B&T Extra: Tom's sugar, Watching Porn, & a Hearse at a Drive-Thru

Summary

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Episode: B&T Extra: Tom's Sugar, Watching Porn, & a Hearse at a Drive-Thru
Date: February 17, 2026
Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network

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Episode Overview

This "B&T Extra" episode captures The BOB & TOM Show’s classic mix of irreverent comedy, quick-fire banter, and offbeat news. The team touches on everything from Tom’s unique sugar habits and awkward experiences with pornography, to a hearse making headlines at a McDonald’s drive-thru—all peppered with musical parodies, wordplay, and good-natured ribbing.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Comedy Song: “What the Hell Did You Eat?”

[2:30] – [5:11] Pat Godwin
Pat opens with a new comedic original song about falling in love despite foul-smelling breath and embarrassing bodily functions.

• Memorable lines:
  • “Tell me, pretty baby, what the hell did you eat?”
  • Ends with the punch, “We don’t need a lullaby to put our [butts] to sleep. / We just put ourselves unconscious and wake up smelling sweet...”

[4:00] Bob: “Well, we just put ourselves unconscious and wake up smelling sweet and tell me, pretty baby what the hell did we eat?”
[5:11] Christopher: “There we go, guys.”

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2. Tom’s Sugar Habit and Studio Banter

[5:18] – [6:30]
The group riffs on Tom’s penchant for sugar, leading to jokes about diner sugar shakers and the prospect of filling them with salt or cocaine.

• Studio fun:
  • Bob teases Christy and Tom about shaking sugar packets.
  • Christopher: “I no longer have the packets... I have two [sugar jars], one in the green room and one here.”
• [6:19] Bob: “Pretty easy to fill those with salt... Or cocaine. Should we coke up Tom’s sugar, boy?”

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3. Watching Porn: Preferences and Awkwardness

[6:34] – [10:09] A candid and comic conversation about watching pornography, personal preferences, and couples’ dynamics.

• Tom and Christy: Discuss discomfort with watching steamy content, even in mainstream movies, with others.
  • [7:40] Christy Lee: “I get embarrassed, like watching, like when it gets [to] some regular movies that get a little frisky... No, that’s separate.”
• Bob: Shares that his partner saves favorite videos for him, which led to a humorous discovery:
  • [7:10] Bob: “Come to find out, [she’s] way more vulgar than what I’m into. Oh, she is a filth monster. Oh my gosh.”
• Josh Arnold: Claims he’s rarely watched porn with partners.
  • [8:07] Bob: “It’s never been a thing in any relationship I’ve ever been in.”

Comic Song: “Too Much Porn” (Josh Arnold)

[8:22] – [10:06]
Josh performs a satirical song about learning unusual things from partners with a “kinky past,” sexual expectations, and self-deprecating humor.

• [8:55] Josh Arnold: “Sixty-nine’s a young man’s game and my meniscus is torn. Back it off a notch; take that ring thing off my crotch. This girl’s been watching too much porn.”

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4. Viral News: Hearse at McDonald’s Drive-Thru

[10:10] – [12:37] The team discusses viral footage of a hearse ordering at a fast food drive-thru in Australia, prompting darkly comic takes on death, last wishes, and funeral mishaps.

• [10:39] Tom: “The hearse carrying a coffin was... spotted at the drive-thru entrance of a McDonald’s... The family’s wish for the deceased’s last coffee run.”
• [11:19] Christopher: “Kind of pay it forward, you know? ... Creeps me out.”
• [12:09] Bob: Shares a story of accidentally merging into a funeral procession.
  • “Once in my life, I just wasn’t paying attention... I felt terrible.”
  • “I just went ahead and went to the funeral... Paid my respects. He sure is sad he’s gone, right? ‘It’s a she.’ Oh, gosh.”

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5. Odd News: French Fries Spill & Poutine Puns

[12:37] – [13:50] Coverage of a massive cargo spill spilling thousands of fries on an English beach leads to bad puns and Canadian food nostalgia.

• [12:44] Tom: “According to the story, in some places the French fries were 2 ½ feet deep into the ground.”
• [13:24] Bob (pun): “I’m glad they cleaned it up, because they were poutine the animals in danger.”

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6. Mortuary Rituals and Final Wishes

[13:50] – [16:59] A digression into funeral traditions: coins on the eyes, sewing eyelids, wearing glasses in the casket, and Beatles references.

• [14:07] Tom: “If the guy had those coins in his eyelids...”
• Greek mythology: coins pay Charon the ferryman; also used to keep eyelids shut.
• [14:41] Tom: “And now they just sew them shut.”
• [15:24] Bob: Jokes about being buried with his glasses and wanting his eyes crossed for a final prank.
• Beatles trivia:
  • [16:36] Josh Arnold: “‘Beware the pennies on your eyes’—Tax Man.”

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7. Fan Fact: Military Cemetery Coin Traditions

[16:59] – [17:28] Discussion about leaving coins at military graves as a sign of shared service/history.

• [16:59] Bob: “Now, there are coins in military cemeteries. ...a certain coin means we served together... I just know when I go visit my dad, I... make a killing.”

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8. Tourist Covers Himself in Bananas

[17:40] – [19:08] Viral video of a tourist in Vietnam, covered in bananas to attract monkeys, sparks both delight and concern.

• [17:47] Tom: “The person appears delighted as monkeys rush in to snatch bananas from his body.”
• [18:25] Christy Lee: Realizes the animals were monkeys, not cats.
• Puns and dirty jokes: “He can split,” “bananas on his groin,” and fears of monkeys ripping off body parts.
  • [19:21] Christy Lee: “You know how easy it would be for a monkey to rip a penis off a guy? It wouldn’t take any effort at all.”

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Notable Quotes and Moments

• [7:10] Bob: “Come to find out, she’s way more vulgar than what I’m into. Oh, she is a filth monster. Oh my gosh.”
• [7:45] Christy Lee: “I get embarrassed, like watching, like when it gets... regular movies that get a little frisky... No, that’s separate.”
• [8:55] Josh Arnold (song): “Sixty-nine’s a young man’s game and my meniscus is torn. Back it off a notch; take that ring thing off my crotch. This girl’s been watching too much porn.”
• [12:09] Bob: “Once in my life, I just wasn’t paying attention [and accidentally merged into a funeral]. I felt terrible... Paid my respects. ‘It’s a she.’ Oh, gosh.”
• [13:24] Bob: “I’m glad they cleaned it up because they were poutine the animals in danger.”
• [15:24] Bob: “I’m going to have the mortician make my eyes crossed... One last laugh.”
• [16:36] Josh Arnold: “‘Beware the pennies on your eyes’—Tax Man.”

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 2:30 – Pat Godwin’s “What the Hell Did You Eat?”
• 5:18 – Studio roundtable; Tom’s sugar-shaker habits
• 6:34 – Watching porn (preferences, awkwardness)
• 8:22 – “Too Much Porn” by Josh Arnold
• 10:10 – Hearse at a McDonald’s drive-thru
• 12:37 – Cargo ship spills French fries in England
• 13:50 – Coins-on-eyelids & funeral practices
• 16:59 – Coins at military cemeteries
• 17:40 – Tourist covered in bananas attracts monkeys

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Tone & Style

The episode is classic BOB & TOM: fast-paced, unscripted, often crass, blending observational comedy with musical interludes and playful jabs between hosts. No topic is too weird or taboo, but irreverence is always balanced with authentic camaraderie.

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Summary prepared for those wanting the laughs without the ad breaks or setup—just the best moments from today’s B&T Extra.

Transcript

[Christopher]

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[Pat Godwin]

Well, the first time that I saw her she was mighty fine I said to myself oh, how I wish I could make that little girl mine she got a little closer Something got up in my nose I didn't know if it was in the air or coming from her clothes well, she really knocked me out and when I got up on my feet I said tell me pretty, pretty baby what the hell did you eat? What the hell did you eat? Have you declared warm? The smell of old garlic Is just oozing out your pores well, you can't hide it with your perfume oh, blame it on my feet Tell me, pretty baby what the hell did you eat? Well, I never should have asked her for when she tried to speak her breast smelled like a septic tank that had overflowed last week Then a foghorn sound came from her and I had to get a grip, you know, she made that sound a couple of times and she never moved her lips I caught a hint of onion it was not Vidalia Sweet I said, tell me, pitty P what the hell did you eat? What the hell did you eat? This isn't any fun. You could kill me with that smell and be found guilty. Murder one. I don't mean to be so nosy and like your food I must repeat so tell me, pretty baby what the.

[Bob]

Hell did you eat?

[Pat Godwin]

Now to fall in love with such a girl it must have been same when the gas time had passed I realized we were the same. Now there's a happy ending to my tale and it may sound queer But I married that girl who knocked me out and brought my eyes to tears she still gets indigestion and she flatulates sometimes but we're married now and I must confess hers ain't near as bad as mine I can get a little scary when we're in between the sheets and flap them covers and say hey, baby, what the hell did we eat? What the hell did we eat? Was that you or was that me? We don't need a lullaby to put our ass to sleep. Well, we just put ourselves unconscious and wake up smelling sweet and tell me, pretty baby what the hell did we eat? Me, pretty baby what the hell did we. There we go, guys.

[Christopher]

For those of you who always need something extra, well, here you go. This is Bob and Tom. Extra.

[Christy Lee]

There's Christy Lee. Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Hello. Josh. Arnold.

[Bob]

Hi. Listen to this. Oh, don't do that.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Bob]

Why? It's satisfying.

[Christy Lee]

There's Jeff, Oscar.

[Bob]

A lot of people like that noise.

[Christopher]

It sounds like static.

[Bob]

Well, maybe in your silly headphones. Did it sound like static to anybody?

[Tom]

No. It sounds like Bubble.

[Christy Lee]

There's Ace comes. Don't do that. Like Daddy. Don't do that. If you do that, people can't hear me shaking my sugar pack.

[Christopher]

I'll have you know I don't. I no longer have the PAC packets.

[Christy Lee]

I know. I've got a big jar of things that cost a quarter of a million.

[Christopher]

Dollars to the diner, and.

[Bob]

You steal a sugar shaker.

[Christopher]

No, I. These are actually.

[Christy Lee]

If they sell these, you think it's called the diner.

[Bob]

I.

[Christopher]

In fact, I have two of them. I've got one in the green room and one here.

[Bob]

Lovely. You title Pretty easy to fill those with salt.

[Tom]

Oh, that'd be fun.

[Bob]

Or cocaine. Should we coke up Tom's sugar Boy.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what's in this coffee today, but it's amaz. Just amazed.

[Christopher]

Not very sweet, kind of bitter. Let's see now, where were we? Oh, Christy Lee.

[Tom]

We were talking about pornography.

[Christopher]

So I like insurance news. Yes, sir.

[Tom]

Yeah. And I don't know, Christy, do you.

[Bob]

Like it at all?

[Tom]

Do I like porn?

[Bob]

Yeah, you do kind of like it.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe bother me cuddling with that significant.

[Tom]

Don't like to watch it with someone else.

[Christy Lee]

No kidding.

[Bob]

And I have a guess that your husband. Not that into it.

[Tom]

I don't think. We've never discussed it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Never.

[Bob]

What?

[Tom]

No, never.

[Bob]

Oh, me and my lady, she. She saves what she watches so that I can watch it later so I can see what she likes.

[Christopher]

And then she likes black guys.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Tom]

No.

[Bob]

Come to find out, way more vulgar than what I'm into. Oh, she is a filth monster. Oh, my gosh.

[Christopher]

These mics are on.

[Christy Lee]

I don't care.

[Christopher]

Wow. Yeah.

[Tom]

That's very interesting.

[Bob]

Yeah. She goes. Because I go, oh, what do you watch? She goes, well, I'll save one and then you can watch it later. And I did. And I was like, that's what you want.

[Tom]

I don't know what it is about, but my husband and I, I don't. I get embarrassed, like watching, like when it gets some regular movies that get a little frisky. I don't. I don't like that. I like. No, that's separate.

[Bob]

Okay. Do you watch it with your lady? Josh, I have watched porn with people. I've been in a relationship before, but never.

[Christopher]

You ruin it for him by telling him what's going to happen next.

[Bob]

Oh, you're going to love this next part.

[Christopher]

He uses his index fingers.

[Bob]

It's never been a thing in any relationship I've ever been in. Really?

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Bob]

So that's for me. That's my thing. Yeah. We, her and I have never watched it together. Yeah. But I can't.

[Christopher]

I don't know how to operate my tv. So I'm out.

[Bob]

Pat, what are your thoughts on.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this is. This is called too much porn.

[Bob]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

We just started dating. Things are moving pretty fast. She's trying wild things in the bedroom. Must have a kinky past. I Wonder where she learned this stuff. I wish I was forewarned. Must have had a boyfriend that watch too much porn. Too much porn.

[Christy Lee]

Too much porn.

[Josh Arnold]

Too much porn.

[Bob]

Too much porn.

[Josh Arnold]

69'S a young man's game and my meniscus is torn. Back it off a notch. Take that ring thing off my crotch. This girl's been watching too much porn. A young kid from St. Louis once had a dream to make it big in showbiz and be part of a radio team maybe meet a girl and not be so forlorn. But Josh is watching too much porn. Too much porn, Too much porn, Too much porn.

[Bob]

Watch too much porn.

[Josh Arnold]

Yanking it and spanking it till the early morning. Go on a date, your iPad can wait. Joshie watches too much. The pastor watches too much. Your mother washes too much porn.

[Christopher]

Thank you very much. Very nice.

[Bob]

Everything in moderation.

[Christopher]

Okay, now we have a. Christy Lee.

[Tom]

Don't you have to put your driver's license in now to watch porn?

[Bob]

Well, that should tell you how much I'm watching. I have not done that. Yeah, so.

[Christopher]

Yeah, what's the point of that exactly?

[Bob]

I don't make sure you're of age. You know, they try not to get.

[Christopher]

Younger people once you get on some list. If you do that, probably.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean? You're on some list anyway.

[Christopher]

Yeah, but you want to be on that list if you're on.

[Christy Lee]

If you're on the Internet, you're already on the list, man.

[Bob]

Now, back in the day, I would have done that immediately, but now I. Yeah, whatever.

[Christopher]

I see now what else is going on over there, Christie?

[Tom]

A video going viral appears to show a hearse ordering at a McDonald's drive thru. According to news.comau the hearse carrying a coffin was. Well, you know, drivers get hungry, too. Was spotted at a drive thru entrance of a McDonald's location in southern Australia. One former McDonald's manager chimed in saying, quote, I had a funeral home call my store on more than one occasion, notifying us that they would be coming through in a hearse. Family's wishes for the deceased's last coffee run.

[Bob]

Oh, okay, man. I like McDonald's coffee.

[Christy Lee]

I do, too.

[Tom]

Good.

[Josh Arnold]

Stepped up their game.

[Bob]

But now that the rest of the procession get anything, I don't know. That's kind of.

[Christopher]

Kind of pay it forward, you know? Yeah. Kind of creepy. We just say to the guy, by the way, the guy in the back doesn't care if the fries are cold. That just creeps me out.

[Tom]

Does it? Just a hearse in general Creeps you out.

[Christopher]

Yes.

[Bob]

If you were in a drive through and you there, you saw that there was a hearse in front of you, would you leave that drive through?

[Christy Lee]

I would.

[Bob]

It's not.

[Tom]

No.

[Bob]

Why would you do that?

[Tom]

No, it's a guy driving. Hungry. Coffee.

[Josh Arnold]

Creepy.

[Christopher]

Depends. He has one of those complicated orders. You ever get behind somebody and then you can't figure out why it's taking so long. And they get up to the window with just one thing after another going.

[Bob]

Oh, no, they're ordering for the soccer team.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Christopher]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What if the guy wanted to get an ice cream for his last wish.

[Christopher]

And the machine went to three different McDonald's?

[Bob]

Have you accidentally merged into a funeral procession before?

[Tom]

No.

[Bob]

Once in my life, I just wasn't paying attention.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Bob]

Yeah. And I felt terrible.

[Tom]

Did you take the first turn off?

[Bob]

No, I just went ahead and went to the funeral.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretend you knew the guy.

[Bob]

Yeah. Yeah. Paid by respect. He sure is sad he's gone, right? It's a she. Oh, gosh.

[Christy Lee]

You're on a card league with them now, right? Play cards every Tuesday night.

[Tom]

Volunteers have been working to clear beaches in England of thousands of french fries and onions following a cargo ship spill.

[Bob]

They have seagulls.

[Tom]

Yeah, no joke. The BBC reports the french fries were found near Eastbourne after several shipping containers filled with food and packaging had fallen from the cargo vessel, the Baltic Clipper, and washed ashore. According to the story, in some places the French fries were 2 1/2ft deep into the ground.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Bob]

What do they mean?

[Christopher]

Bags?

[Tom]

That's what I would have thought. They would have been in bags.

[Christopher]

But the seagulls would be thrilled. But it might take a while.

[Christy Lee]

Legend live on the Baltic Sea, they.

[Christopher]

Don'T call them French fries.

[Tom]

Chips.

[Christopher]

Chips ahoy.

[Bob]

How about this? I'm glad they cleaned it up because they were poutine, the animals in danger.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Bob]

That's. No, no. Those are words.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Bob]

I'm gonna go ahead and.

[Christy Lee]

Instead of putting. Have you ever had poochie?

[Tom]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's really good.

[Bob]

It's decadent, isn't it?

[Christopher]

It's delicious.

[Christy Lee]

Disco fries, baby.

[Christopher]

I was just. I don't know why I was thinking about this. The. I was. The thing with the guy with the casket in the back. Driving through the drive through McDonald's, I was thinking if maybe if he didn't have enough change, he could go up in the casket. If the guy had those coins in his eyelids.

[Tom]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

You know what? I don't think they do that anymore.

[Christopher]

So I saw that's why I looked at.

[Christy Lee]

In the Old west.

[Tom]

And looked it up.

[Christopher]

Yeah, I just looked it up just now for the. It just says the main reason for coins in the isle is. In Greek mythology, they had to cross the river Styx to reach the underworld.

[Bob]

And to pay the ferryman.

[Tom]

Sure did.

[Christy Lee]

Don't even set a price.

[Christopher]

Wow. Also, it helped keep the eyes closed. Wow. Before modern mortuary techniques, islands often reopened after death.

[Tom]

And now they just sew them shut.

[Christopher]

Oh, they don't really.

[Tom]

What do you think they do, glue them?

[Bob]

I'm going to insist my eyes remain open so that everybody who views my body just has to deal with it. This will be. You know, I'm a jokester.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Bob]

I'm going to have the mortician. I'm going to have the mortician make my eyes crossed.

[Josh Arnold]

You got a final laugh.

[Bob]

Yeah, yeah. One last laugh.

[Christopher]

Would they do that with, like a pin?

[Christy Lee]

Check him out. Check Josh out. Isn't he something?

[Bob]

Oh, look at that. He got one more.

[Christopher]

It says most contemporary funerals avoid the press practice of putting coins in the eyelids.

[Tom]

Well, of course.

[Bob]

Should I be buried with my glasses on?

[Josh Arnold]

Good question.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Bob]

Yes. Yeah, I think so.

[Tom]

You're gonna do that?

[Christopher]

Do a lot of people do that?

[Bob]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Tom]

I don't look at dead people, so.

[Bob]

I don't feel like I've ever seen it.

[Christy Lee]

You don't look at dead people?

[Josh Arnold]

No, but if you're forced to.

[Tom]

Don't I. Nobody's forced.

[Christy Lee]

Even on the, the walkthrough, you don't. You don't go in the room.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you go in the room?

[Tom]

I go in the room enough to say something and then get back out. I won't. Even when my. My parents, My own parents. I would not. No.

[Bob]

Gotcha.

[Christopher]

Now, if you wear contacts, do they put them in? No, You're not. These are all, These are all fair. They're fair questions.

[Tom]

Are you going to have a showing and all that?

[Bob]

I have no idea, but I, I. The showings help me personally. That's, That's a good. Yeah, they're good for me.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The Funerals for the Living, not.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Guy in the box.

[Christopher]

So they don't do the coin in the eye thing anymore.

[Tom]

We determined that maybe just one.

[Christopher]

Maybe like a quarter in the left eye.

[Josh Arnold]

What Beatles song has a reference about that?

[Bob]

No, which one?

[Josh Arnold]

George Harrison song from Revolver.

[Bob]

Penny Lover. Penny Lover.

[Josh Arnold]

Tax Man.

[Tom]

Very funny.

[Christopher]

What is the reference?

[Josh Arnold]

Beware the pennies on your eyes, tax man.

[Bob]

Oh, there you Go.

[Christopher]

Great. Oh, the IRS is going to even take those.

[Christy Lee]

I couldn't.

[Bob]

I couldn't.

[Pat Godwin]

Hold it.

[Christopher]

That's a solid reference, Pat. Thank you very much. I appreciate that.

[Christy Lee]

Beatles today.

[Christopher]

A certain bit of musical literacy and talking about something great, as opposed to Abba.

[Bob]

Now, there are coins in military cemeteries. Oh, really? You can put a coin on the tombstone. It. A certain coin means we serve together. A certain coin means we were in the same war or the same. I forget exactly. But I just know when I go visit my dad, I. I make a killing.

[Christopher]

Once again, your father, Larry. Brave man. Vietnam combat veteran, two tours. Can you imagine a guy taking a bucket?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy, I see you.

[Christopher]

Look, I got these free flags. Whistling My yard's gonna look great in the Fourth of July. I got all these free flags. I'm sorry, Christi. What else is happening?

[Tom]

Viral footage captured in Vietnam shows a tourist covering his body in bananas to attract wild monkeys.

[Bob]

Is he a pervert?

[Tom]

In the video, the tourist secured bunches of bananas around his torso, arms and legs before entering an area where monkeys live on Son Troy. Is it Tre Mountain. The person appears delighted as monkeys rush in to snatch bananas from his body.

[Christy Lee]

I'm delighted by this.

[Tom]

Before an official approaches telling the man to stop.

[Christopher]

I find it very appealing. Oh, we have a picture of this lunatic. Look at this guy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's worse than I thought.

[Christopher]

Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's not because he doesn't have any bananas on his groin.

[Tom]

No, it's not a sexual thing.

[Christopher]

Well, they've probably already eaten them.

[Christy Lee]

No, no. Well, are those. I thought those were cats on the ground. Those are monkeys.

[Tom]

Monkeys.

[Bob]

Those are cute. He looks like he should be wearing rollerblades, like. Yes, he does.

[Christopher]

He does have on a helmet with a face visor.

[Tom]

Well, that's because he's got the little scooter there. That's what he wrote in on.

[Christy Lee]

He rode in on a scooter.

[Bob]

Why would he do this?

[Christopher]

The guy's on a scooter covered in bananas.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's a hell of an act.

[Christopher]

That way he's got the scooter, so in case of an emergency, he can split.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are just cute little monkeys. What do you want.

[Christy Lee]

A banana split?

[Christopher]

What an idiot.

[Christy Lee]

It's appealing.

[Bob]

Very odd.

[Tom]

Well, the monkeys liked it.

[Christopher]

Well, there's probably some pervy thing later on where he's painted his male member yellow. They haven't gotten to that part.

[Christy Lee]

You know how easy it would be for a monkey to rip a penis off a guy?

[Bob]

Oh, I can't even.

[Christy Lee]

It wouldn't take any effort at all.

[Bob]

Probably no. Probably none.

[Christy Lee]

Snatch. Oddly enough.

[Christopher]

That'S it for another Bob and tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, google play and stitcher for bob and tom. Extra. This is christopher. Take care, everybody.

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[Christopher]

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[Bob]

Defense wins super bowl.

[Christopher]

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