B&T Extra: Trying the Jeff Daniels Sandwich

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Episode: B&T Extra: Trying the Jeff Daniels Sandwich
Date: April 9, 2026
Host: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network

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Episode Overview

This episode of "Bob and Tom Extra" spotlights the team's humorous, curiosity-driven attempt at recreating and tasting Jeff Daniels' favorite sandwich. It quickly pivots into their trademark comedic discussion, blending food oddities, playful banter, and some uniquely Bob & Tom explorations of bird research, crime news, and song parodies. The episode delivers the classic Bob & Tom Show experience, with irreverence, real-life surprises, and laugh-out-loud moments for listeners who enjoy their signature brand of talk radio comedy.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Trying the Jeff Daniels Sandwich (06:17–09:20)

• Background:

  • Jeff Daniels, actor and friend of the show, described his favorite sandwich in an interview with Kim Colbert.
  • Sandwich Contents: Pita pocket, creamy peanut butter, Sweet Baby Ray’s barbecue sauce, and Cheddar Sour Cream Ruffles chips (“smash” for crunch).

• Tasting & Review:

  • Jess preps the sandwich for everyone to sample.
  • Multiple suggestions for modifications (ham, bacon, turkey, lettuce, sprouts) spark a riff-heavy debate.
  • Notable Quotes:
    • Jess (06:39): “This is his go to. And it is a pita pocket opened up with slathered in peanut butter, creamy peanut butter, sweet baby raised barbecue sauce and cheddar sour cream ruffles.”
    • Bob Kevoian (07:38): “Bacon would make this peanut butter and bacon."
    • Christy Lee (08:16): “Those sweet Baby Ray barbecue sauce is really good.”
    • On lettuce: “Lettuce is the unnecessary horns of sandwiches.” (08:29)

2. Bird Research—The T.I.T. Project (09:27–12:38)

• Bird Study Banter:
  • Christy Lee shares a quirky science story: Oxford researchers have studied "great tits" (a species of bird) and their song patterns for 75 years.
  • The team enjoys playful, innuendo-filled banter over the name of the “TIT Project.”
  • Findings: Older birds sing older songs, younger ones adopt newer tunes—a parallel to humans and generational music habits.
  • Notable Quotes:
    • Christy Lee (10:49): “Officially the scientific endeavor, titled the Wyndham Woods T.I.T. project. They found that the great tits of a similar age sing remarkably similar songs.”
    • Bob Kevoian (12:01): “So the essence of it is the older birds, right. Is this is just like people...”

3. Bird-Drone Smuggling Incident (12:56–15:02)

• News Story:
  • Christy Lee reports on two Texas women arrested for using drones to smuggle drugs and contraband into a Louisiana prison by disguising the payload in plastic bird decoys (crows).
  • The group riffs on the ingenuity and logistics of this scheme, with plenty of criminal underworld and anatomical humor.
  • Notable Quotes:
    • Christy Lee (13:13): “The sheriff’s office said the women were being paid $40,000 to smuggle drugs, phones, and tobacco using fake crows attached to drones.”
    • Bob Kevoian (15:02): “This shows that it’s important to have women working in STEM... Being able to eviscerate a crow and fill it with heroin and send it over the wall.”

4. Song Parody: 'If Barbara O’ Brien’s Boobs Were Booze' (16:09–18:45)

• Musical Segment:
  • A classic Bob & Tom moment unfolds as Josh Arnold and the team launch into a parody song about “Barbara O’ Brien’s boobs,” linking them with alcohol metaphors.
  • The song is filled with wordplay and teases, maintaining their playful, irreverent tone.
  • Notable Lyrics & Quotes:
    • Josh Arnold (16:28): “Being a guy drinking 15 years, I walk a very straight line. But if Barbara O’ Brien’s boobs were booze, I belonged all the time.”
    • Josh Arnold (18:37): “If Barbara O’ Brien’s boobs were booze, I'd be smashed. Totally. It faced all time.”

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Memorable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps

• On the sandwich innovation (07:21):
  Jess: “You put a slice of ham on this, this would be really good. You need some ham.”
• On sandwich garnishes—comedy gold (08:29):
  “Lettuce is the unnecessary horns of sandwiches.”
• On the generational bird song finding (11:55):
  Christy Lee: “So each generation has its own tune.”
• On the ingenuity of drone-smuggling (15:02):
  Bob Kevoian: “This shows that it’s important to have women working in STEM and learning math and science. Being able to eviscerate a crow and fill it with heroin...”
• Song Parody Origins (16:09–18:45):
  “If Barbara O’ Brien’s boobs were booze, I’d wake up with the DTs... If a rack was full of wine, I'd go from teetotaler to some O.”

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Important Segment Timestamps

• [06:17] Trying the Jeff Daniels Sandwich (setup & tasting)
• [09:27] Bird Research: "Great Tits" & the TIT Project
• [12:56] Texas Women Smuggle Contraband via Drone Birds
• [16:09] Song Parody: "If Barbara O’ Brien’s Boobs Were Booze"

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Episode Tone and Style

• Language: Playful, irreverent, endlessly punny
• Atmosphere: Lively group banter, comedic riffs, and musical absurdity—classic Bob & Tom Show chemistry

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Summary

This episode of the “Bob & Tom Show Extra” delivers their signature comedic energy, curiosity, and collaborative riffing on everything from viral food trends to science news and absurd crime stories. The highlight—a live taste test of Jeff Daniels’ outlandish sandwich—sparks food debates and inventive one-liners, while the news and musical segments ensure there’s never a dull moment. The wit, warmth, and unpredictability are perfect for fans old and new who want a dose of offbeat, clever radio comedy.

Transcript

[Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

K Pop Demon Hunters, Haja Boy's breakfast meal and Hunt Trick's Meal have just dropped at McDonald's. They're calling this a battle for the fans. What do you say to that, Rumi?

[Christy Lee]

It's not a battle. So glad the Sadja boys could take breakfast and give our meal the rest of the day.

[Josh Arnold]

It is an honor to share.

[Ross]

No, it's our honor.

[Josh Arnold]

It is our larger honor.

[Bob Kevoian]

No really stop.

[Tom Griswold]

You can really feel the respect in this battle. Pick a meal to pick a side.

[Christy Lee]

Ba da ba ba ba and participate

[Bob Kevoian]

in McDonald's while supplies last.

[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show today. Trying the Jeff Daniels sandwich. We'll have that coming up for you right after this.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Billy Mazing]

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[Ray]

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[Josh]

Whoa, Ray. Geez. Stop, stop there. Ray, tune that thing, will ya?

[Ray]

Oh man, is that out of tune again.

[Josh]

Hang on.

[Ray]

This will take just a second.

[Unknown Male]

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[Ray]

You know what?

[Unknown Male]

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[Ray]

Give it to him now.

[Josh]

Yeah, give it to him now.

[Christy Lee]

Come on.

[Unknown Male]

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[Ray]

Oh, gee, thanks fellas. Now how's this thing work?

[Announcer]

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[Josh]

Here, let me show you. Just let me see how out of tune this thing is here.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I thought.

[Ray]

Will that fix it?

[Josh]

Oh, it'll fix it. Just watch this.

[Ray]

Hey, what are you doing?

[Billy Mazing]

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[Josh]

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[Laughing Male]

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[Josh]

There you go, Ray. It's not out of tune anymore.

[Ray]

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[Billy Mazing]

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[Ray]

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[Josh]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we know it's a repeat, but

[Christopher]

things are always better the second time around.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is Bob and Tom Extra.

[Laughing Male]

I believe it's sandwich time. Tom.

[Billy Mazing]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You want to give the background on this, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Apparently Jeff Daniels, our friend, the actor, has a favorite sandwich. He was talking about it. What? Who was he talking with? Kim Colbert.

[Jess]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And it's. Well, Jess, you tell us because you put it together. It's his famous favorite sandwich.

[Billy Mazing]

Yeah.

[Jess]

This is his go to. And it is a pita pocket opened up with slathered in peanut butter, creamy peanut butter, sweet baby raised barbecue sauce and cheddar sour cream ruffles.

[Billy Mazing]

Yeah.

[Laughing Male]

All right.

[Jess]

All right.

[Unknown Male Singer]

So here we go.

[Jess]

I think you have to crunch. I have. I think you have to smash it. You gotta smash.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Yeah, he does want to see me smile.

[Jess]

Yes.

[Laughing Male]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Is that what you do with all your pitas?

[Laughing Male]

Oh, you do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, who's gonna try it? Okay. Josh, you're taking a bite.

[Pat]

Yeah, it's good.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is good.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And what's the sauce again? What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Sweet Baby Ray's barbecue sauce. I can't believe that you've never. Yeah, well, didn't you go home and say you have it in your refrigerator?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it is in the fridge. I've just never had it.

[Jess]

I have to be honest with you. You put a slice of ham on this, this would be really good. You need some ham.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Why? Do you need more salt?

[Jess]

Always. But no, I just.

[Pat]

No, that would work.

[Jess]

I think it would work. A little bit of ham.

[Laughing Male]

Oh, hey.

[Pat]

Well, this is nothing. I'll make Again, never. But it is good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bacon would make this bacon too. Bacon would make this peanut butter and bacon.

[Laughing Male]

Bacon. Or maybe, maybe some turkey.

[Bob Kevoian]

The crunch is. The crunch is great with the chips. Not a bad idea, Jeff. Congratulations.

[Christy Lee]

I guess you could just use plain potato chips if you wanted.

[Laughing Male]

Now they make. If you'd like. They make a. Don't they make like a spicy sweet Baby Ray?

[Jess]

Yeah, four or five different.

[Christy Lee]

He's brand new.

[Laughing Male]

This is just. This is just standard sweet Baby Ray.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you're getting, you're getting the kick from the. What, what are the chips again?

[Laughing Male]

They're sour. No cheddar.

[Jess]

Cheddar sour cream.

[Josh]

Yeah, they got gruffles.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is not bad.

[Christy Lee]

Those sweet Baby Ray barbecue sauce is really good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Throw in some bacon, maybe even some lettuce.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Ray]

No lettuce.

[Laughing Male]

Lettuce.

[Jess]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Jess]

You know, now you're messing it up.

[Laughing Male]

Yeah, nobody wants to. Like you always do.

[Jess]

Green lettuce.

[Laughing Male]

Lettuce is the unnecessary horns of sandwiches.

[Christy Lee]

You don't even taste lettuce, do you?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean this isn't exactly health food. I would think the lettuce would make it a little healthier.

[Christy Lee]

It's just water. You're not getting it.

[Jess]

There's no nutritional benefits of lettuce.

[Laughing Male]

You know what? Lettuce, that'll.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that'll help.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I can see I don't have a quorum, so your votes don't count.

[Laughing Male]

Why not some sprouts?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm anti sprout.

[Laughing Male]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Bean sprouts are alfalfa, which.

[Bob Kevoian]

Any kind. Are those the ones don't they have salmonella or something?

[Laughing Male]

Oh yeah,

[Pat]

they're mostly salmon.

[Laughing Male]

Hi, this is Arnold Farquhar, the Sprouts League. Can I speak to Tom Griswold?

[Bob Kevoian]

What? They're full of spiral keats or something. That's some medical thing I read about.

[Christy Lee]

Jesus.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, thanks for making them. You're really eating that whole thing.

[Jess]

I'm so hungry today.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's time not to check in with Christy Lee. What have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, what do you want to talk about? Researchers. Let's get this out of the way because I know we've teased it for two days in Oxford, have been studying the great tits for 75 years. The so called tit project discovered something unusual, A unique feature of the birds known as the great tits and their bird songs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now do we have a photograph of some great tits?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Look how that is just so pretty.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a bird. It's a bird. It's kind of got a mustard yellow with gray, blue and white.

[Laughing Male]

No matter how beautiful a bird is, just remember they have no control over their bowels. They just go whenever they go.

[Bob Kevoian]

They can't.

[Laughing Male]

They don't sit down, they don't plan it, they don't grab it.

[Christy Lee]

They don't use a litter box, they

[Laughing Male]

don't grab a newspaper just mid flight.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Bird feet. Bird feeder. People know this?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, believe me, I know this.

[Laughing Male]

Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You want to put it far away from the patio.

[Christy Lee]

It's next to the deck, kind of to the back a little.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me tell you something. Power washer.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I do.

[Laughing Male]

Don't have one of those wi fi bird feeders that take pictures of the birds when they come and eat. You're missing the boat.

[Christy Lee]

I gave those for gifts.

[Laughing Male]

Unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of people this year.

[Laughing Male]

Oh, I forgot I had that one. I bought three others. My.

[Christopher]

My fault.

[Bob Kevoian]

So, I'm sorry. So the Oxford University in the uk.

[Laughing Male]

Trash again.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is actually called the TIT project.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What was unusual about these birds?

[Christy Lee]

According to the BBC, the long running research project took place in Witham woods near Oxford. Officially the scientific endeavor, titled the Wyndham Woods T.I.T. project. They found that the great tits of a similar age sing remarkably similar songs.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

This reminds me of John Fox's old bit.

[Laughing Male]

Are you kidding me?

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember John Fox's piece about. There was a commercial, I think it was for Dove dishwashing liquid. Remember this? And it was. Can you tell?

[Christy Lee]

No, it wasn't Dove. It was ivory. It was Ivory dish soap.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it was. Can you tell that she doesn't have dishwasher hands anymore?

[Pat]

Oh, dish pan hands.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Her hands look just like her daughter.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they showed her daughter's hands and her hands and they were the older woman's hands. The mom's hands were not affected by it. Years of dishwashing. John Fox used to say, you whip out her boobs. I'll tell you who's the older one. Context.

[Christy Lee]

The birds, which live for three to four years on average, continue to sing out of date tunes as they grow older. In contrast, young great tits prefer to learn the latest songs and sing those instead.

[Pat]

So latest songs.

[Christy Lee]

So each generation has its own tune.

[Bob Kevoian]

So the essence of it is the older birds, right. Is this is just like people.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, what's your. What's your jam? It's. And it's often whatever you got into when you were a teenager or whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

You love those old songs. I think it's weird. It's kind of cool.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And with a name like that, I hope they had the. The research group had T shirts and.

[Christy Lee]

Is that a slang term over there as well?

[Unknown Male Singer]

That's a good question, Tom. Do you know that?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know the answer to that. I would think so.

[Christy Lee]

I would think. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Universal. I don't know.

[Unknown Male]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can certainly consider. Make a call.

[Laughing Male]

I think they call them breasticles in

[Christy Lee]

England or just chest.

[Laughing Male]

May I have a piece of chest?

[Unknown Male Singer]

I know it's chi cheese in Mexican.

[Christy Lee]

I will never.

[Unknown Male Singer]

If you're in Mexico.

[Billy Mazing]

Yes, Mexico.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of birds, on a related note, two women from Texas are in custody for allegedly using a drone to fly plastic bird decoys filled with contraband into a Louisiana prison.

[Laughing Male]

You know what? That is a great girlfriend and or wife. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

The grandparents. Sheriff's office said the women were being paid $40,000 to smuggle drugs, phones, and tobacco using fake crows attached to drones.

[Laughing Male]

I stand corrected. You know what that is?

[Bob Kevoian]

Commerce.

[Laughing Male]

That is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I would imagine this is going to be a big thing from now on because drone technology's gotten so cheap and anybody can fly one.

[Pat]

They look like crows, these decoys.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Jess]

That's awesome.

[Pat]

So they just dropped that crow off the. Off of the drone. So it looks like a falling crow into the yard.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And inside.

[Pat]

So your pills and your.

[Christy Lee]

Wouldn't it be echo.

[Laughing Male]

Far less expensive to actually get a dead crow and.

[Pat]

Oh, but how would you get it over there, hollow it out?

[Laughing Male]

You. The drone would pick it up.

[Bob Kevoian]

So then I'm confused then. Do you. Then do you shove that up your ass?

[Unknown Male Singer]

Yes.

[Pat]

When.

[Josh]

When. When am I going to learn?

[Bob Kevoian]

You.

[Josh Arnold]

You really.

[Laughing Male]

You can't talk to him about any subject without.

[Pat]

I just looked over and he's just smiling.

[Laughing Male]

He's laughing so hard, he's crying.

[Bob Kevoian]

That really is kind of clever.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is.

[Pat]

Yeah. It's not bad.

[Laughing Male]

So they used to hit tennis balls, and you'd hollow the. You'd open the tennis ball up and put stuff in there.

[Pat]

That's not bad. But what happened to guard towers?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat]

As soon as something flies over that wall, can you just shoot it down?

[Laughing Male]

Well, you. You pay the guards off. Oh, they got a little.

[Pat]

You're right.

[Laughing Male]

They get a taste. Sure. They wet the beak.

[Pat]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I would think, could they do it at night or they can they. Maybe they're not out in the yard.

[Pat]

Nobody. But if a crow. You know, the next day you go out, there's a dead crow sitting there.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Pat]

So to speak, you, belly full of Drugs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but this is. I mean, this is. This shows that it's important to have women working in STEM and learning math and science. Being able to eviscerate a crow and fill it with heroin and send it over the wall.

[Laughing Male]

With you saying that, I realize women are people too. Thank you, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. You want to take them?

[Jess]

No, I'm done. I don't. There's nothing you can do with them.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have a song about this Bad?

[Ray]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

You had.

[Unknown Male Singer]

You asked me to do a song about the last story, and, boy, did I misinterpret that.

[Christy Lee]

What? Which one?

[Unknown Male Singer]

The tit. Oh, you did.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the bird thing.

[Unknown Male Singer]

So I'm sitting there like, well, maybe

[Pat]

we should hear it. We can tell you.

[Laughing Male]

Yeah, there you go.

[Unknown Male Singer]

Song about tits.

[Jess]

Yes.

[Laughing Male]

See, where you made a mistake.

[Pat]

Are you being serious, or is this a setup?

[Bob Kevoian]

I was thinking of black bird smuggling in the dead of night.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a song or not?

[Josh Arnold]

About what?

[Christy Lee]

Whatever.

[Unknown Male Singer]

T I T S. Yeah, about the birds.

[Bob Kevoian]

The famous birds. They're studying in England. The.

[Unknown Male Singer]

You asked me to sing a song about tits and I just. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Got a gown and Barbara. Barbara o' Brien is a name. I see. She's very intoxicating. I'm like a moth to a flame.

[Laughing Male]

That always been her name?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, depending on. Depending on how things are going.

[Jess]

What are you doing?

[Bob Kevoian]

The name changes.

[Josh Arnold]

Being a guy drinking 15 years, I walk a very straight line. But if Barbara o' Brien's boobs were booze, I belonged all the time. Kazoo would come in nice right now. Do you have your kazoo for the next time? Not now. I never been a boot, man and I don't mean to objectify that's nice. I stay sober, baby oh, heaven knows I try I go to my A meetings but all I think about her double Ds or Barbara O' Brien's boobs were booze. I'd wake up with the Dts. There you go. Closer to the mic.

[Pat]

You guys know my dilemma here, right?

[Jess]

Yes, I do.

[Pat]

If I was closer to Mike, what would have happened?

[Christy Lee]

He would have come with us in the. I would have been too close to going.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat and I simultaneously and melodically pointed out that you were way back.

[Josh Arnold]

Hip Hopper's boobs. Woo.

[Laughing Male]

Booze.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been bombed, everybody. If a rack was full of wine I'd go from teetota to some O. Yeah, Got a gown and Barbara. It's Barbara now, Chick. Barbara o' Brien is a name.

[Laughing Male]

Barbara,

[Bob Kevoian]

Why don't you keep playing? So paddle, forget and Use the name

[Billy Mazing]

he used to use before.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I could slip at any minute and be in trouble with that. Well, I hope that muffled or I'm in trouble talking. What if our tatas were Tito's and I had me a sip? I love the wagon with one little nip if a chi chi were full of tequila I'd lick the salt Squeeze those limes Old Barbara o' Brien's boobs were boobs I've been loaded all the time.

[Christy Lee]

Talking about you, fella.

[Josh Arnold]

If Barbara o' Brien's boobs were booze, I'd be smashed. Totally. It faced all time. One more time, Josh.

[Josh]

Bring it home.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on, Josh.

[Laughing Male]

Bring it home, Josh. Yeah. Yes, sir.

[Pat]

I can't tell how muffled it is. Is it not very.

[Josh]

It was like.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was like Peter Frampton. Do you feel like we do it? You could hear it.

[Laughing Male]

Yeah, we. We fill.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got every.

[Unknown Male Singer]

I have my first text.

[Pat]

Well, hopefully it's. That was very funny.

[Josh]

That was very nice.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play and Stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Ross]

Spring just slid into your DMs. Grab that boho. Look for that rooftop dinner, those sandals that can keep up with you. And hang some string lights to give your patio a glow up. Spring's calling, Ross. Work your magic.