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Tom
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on the.
Bob
Big show today, Vaginal Vagabond 23andMe and Josh Airlines. Coming up right after this.
Christy
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Bob
And now, the Bob and Todd show presents yet another edition of why the Internet is much better than the radio. Today's episode, Flaming Flatulence. Okay, here's a bunch of guys at work, but they're not really working. Looks like they're all gathered around good old Lenny's computer again. You see, Lenny has high speed Internet at work so he can access the company email. Ha ha.
Tom
That's a good one.
Bob
You see, Lenny stumbled upon a great new video site. Let's listen in. Hey, you guys, you gotta see this.
Tom
Check this out.
Bob
What the hell's he doing? It looks like. I think he's gonna light a fart.
Tom
He's gotta be drunk. There's no doubt.
Bob
Aww. He's naked. Yes. Awesome. Unbelievable. He doesn't have any hair left. Same guys hearing the same gas blast, but on the radio. What was that? I got a meeting Hey, I think.
Pat
There'S some cake left.
Bob
Whose birthday is it?
Tom
I don't know.
Bob
I think it's some guy's last day. Well, there you go. The Internet's a lot better than the radio. Hell, that Internet's the best damn thing going if you ask me. Especially at work.
Josh
You got to see this.
Bob
Here's some extra.
Josh
This is Bob and Tom.
Bob
Extra.
Tom
We do have Jeff Oscar visiting. It's always a pleasure to see. Mr. Osu, you're going to be joining us in Toledo, in Cincinnati. Is that correct?
Bob
Yeah.
Tom
Okay, we'll look forward to that. And Patty G, you're gonna come.
Josh
Am I invited?
Tom
It depends. You're gonna bring your guitar or just let it sit there all day?
Josh
I'm gonna bring it.
Tom
Okay, good.
Jeff
Are you gonna play it? Unlike today.
Pat
Oh.
Bob
Oh, don't listen.
Josh
I have things I'm working on.
Jeff
Really?
Josh
You know that vaginal nomad thing?
Pat
Let's hear.
Josh
Josh made a remark that vagabond would have been better. And I went, darn it, he's right. So I've been tightening that up. I have a final verse.
Tom
Boy, I could do a joke right.
Jeff
Now, but I. Yeah, you won't. Are you going to play it now?
Josh
Well, I just did it again. I think I. I would love to do it now, but you've just heard the basic joke. But Vagabond is better than Nomad.
Bob
It's got the vag. Yeah. Yeah.
Tom
And how about Vagabond?
Bob
Yeah, Vagabond's way to go.
Josh
I don't think so.
Tom
We'll try.
Pat
Let's.
Tom
Let's workshop it. Some of the folks enjoy as we create.
Pat
Let's contra compare and contrast.
Josh
I'm gonna go with Vagabond, and then we'll. I'll try a vagabond.
Tom
Okay.
Bob
All right.
Josh
All right, here we go. I'm a lover with a restless soul. I love playing rock and roll. I can't survive, survive on my own though. I'm a vaginal vond. Nothing.
Tom
Sounds kind of serious, doesn't it?
Jeff
Well, the way you said it, you shouldn't have emphasized vagabond.
Bob
Sing it.
Josh
See, I'm a vaginal nomad. Sounds a little wilkoish, but this. I'm a vaginal vagabond. You have to stretch it out a little bit. I zip it. I play guitar. But the money soon spent.
Tom
It's kind of sad.
Jeff
It's true.
Josh
Yeah.
Pat
This is.
Josh
What do you want? A bouncy melody you don't like? No, no.
Tom
This is like A dirge. It's like sometimes when we touch.
Pat
He was just.
Josh
Sometimes when we touch.
Pat
He was just telling me in the break room that he said, I can remember when I was a lifeguard. I get my paycheck and I spend every dime I had. And I said, unlike now.
Tom
Now he's friends.
Josh
He doesn't have 2000 bucks for a puppy anyway. Hey, I'm going with the same melody, okay?
Tom
Oh, no. Just maybe the tempo. I don't know.
Josh
I play guitar. But the money sue spent all the gigs.
Pat
Just wait a minute. I think you might be honest. Stop.
Tom
Yeah, no, I think they told.
Pat
Remember George Martin told the Beatles, speed up, please, please me. And he was onto something.
Josh
All right, here we go. Okay, Chrissy, put the phone down.
Tom
Nope.
Jeff
I gotta answer this.
Josh
The house is fine. It didn't sell yet.
Bob
Thanks.
Josh
But the money soon spent all the gigs just came and went. I need a girlfriend to pay the rent I'm a vaginal vagabond yeah.
Tom
What was that accent?
Josh
It was a little English girls kick me out after they realize that I'm never gonna make it and I'm no prize Then I find me another chick I'm just a homeless romantic yeah, that's a good line.
Pat
That's what y' all.
Josh
I got nowhere to stay tonight I need a little treat me right I'll sing her Beatles songs all night I'm a vaginal vagabond oh, no.
Tom
Have been a Beatles reference there.
Josh
Here's the.
Bob
I would move that one good line up further.
Tom
Yeah, yeah.
Bob
In the song.
Tom
And after you mention the Beatles, there should be.
Jeff
With all the experience I have in this area. I'll take you home.
Josh
I'm gonna leave now and go home with Christie. She's making me a little misty. Nice and hard. Moved down to Florida as I got older Found the women to be much colder but the boomers. Boomers love the Buffet songs. I'm a vaginal vagabond Nothing worked there. Vaginal vagabond.
Pat
Did you hear the review? Nothing worked there.
Bob
Nothing worked.
Tom
That's your closer.
Josh
It's got. No, no, no, no, no.
Jeff
Listen to him. There is something there.
Bob
Yeah, man.
Jeff
If you go to Florida, there are a lot of women, a lot of guys your age playing music at the tiki bars.
Bob
Oh, yeah, Maybe something about a lot of liver spots. You're at the bar doing some shots.
Josh
Yeah, maybe when I'm doing some shots with the gals. Of the liver spots.
Tom
Yeah, yeah. You're changing her diaper and love me doo referencing that Beatles thing you had before.
Bob
Love me Doo.
Josh
I don't know why, but love me some.
Tom
Love me some doo doo.
Josh
Love me some dooo.
Pat
I love me some do.
Jeff
Don't listen to him.
Josh
I'm a vaginal Von. This one's going to be put away and never recorded.
Bob
I love it.
Tom
It's dirge. Like it's sad.
Josh
So you don't like the stuff with real meaning. You like the cornball crap because it's true.
Bob
Just remember that criticism is from Captain Love Me Doo. Remember? So I think we know where his philosophy is.
Tom
Well, he mentioned Beatles song there should be a Beatle Beetle.
Josh
Well, I did that the other day and that bombed, so I thought I would go with the buffet.
Tom
Okay. All right. Sorry.
Bob
I have an idea for you. We'll talk about it off the air with that song.
Josh
Fair enough.
Bob
I think it's salvageable.
Tom
Yeah, just maybe new chords, new melody and.
Bob
You know what?
Pat
You. You've never done this before. Write for somebody else to sing it.
Bob
Never question the man who wrote who cut the cheese.
Jeff
Yeah, that had a grill. Upbeat.
Josh
That was a good melody.
Pat
Let's smell it.
Josh
You're talking to the person who wrote prison.
Bob
That actually has merit.
Pat
Smell it.
Jeff
Genetic testing company 23andMe has filed for bankruptcy.
Bob
Good. Get out of here.
Jeff
After Filing for Chapter 11 and the resignation of its CEO, the company announced it will look to sell, quote, unquote, substantially all of its assets.
Bob
Oh, no. What is this?
Jeff
Court approved reorganization plan.
Pat
Don't they have to fire people by 23s right?
Bob
I would hope so.
Pat
2346, 69.
Jeff
The news prompted California Attorney General Rob Bonta to issue an urgent alert recommending 23andMe customers. Rob Bonta immediately purged their genetic data from the site.
Bob
Yeah.
Jeff
Where's that DNA going to go?
Bob
To China. Whoever has the most money.
Tom
I don't understand. What would the. What's the why?
Bob
Why?
Jeff
I mean, why what?
Bob
Why in what respect?
Tom
Why? Why? Why is it dangerous for them to have your DNA?
Jeff
They could clone you.
Tom
Okay.
Bob
You run into yourself in 10 years.
Josh
You see Jurassic Park.
Pat
Don't blame me when you run.
Tom
Yeah, I did the 23andMe thing.
Bob
I guess insurance companies could buy your data and they would know if you're sick or what your. What your family history type. Exactly. Medical stuff is.
Jeff
And then they deny you insurance or deny you insurance.
Tom
Okay.
Bob
Because they're essentially. If they're not already out there, they're so close where they'll be able to look at your DNA and go, you are going to die this year of this.
Pat
Right?
Bob
Yeah. And they'll give you the year and they'll give you probably how you're gonna. No, no, I have no interest.
Tom
It's my understanding. Josh, you don't have to worry about that Tertiary syphilis. It's.
Bob
That's not what's gonna take me out.
Tom
No, no, no, no, no.
Josh
Tom, you did 23andMe.
Tom
Yeah, I did. And they email me about every month with some other proposition.
Pat
Oh, like. Like what, 24.
Tom
They're relentless. Maybe that'll stop.
Bob
No, I did the thing subscribe where it will tell you like that kind of like your future stuff. Yeah. Mine says I'm gonna die next year by self inflicted gunshot. I thought that was a bit on the. On the nose. Yeah, why would they. How would they know that?
Pat
It seems to me you might be able to do something about that.
Bob
Hey, it's in the cards, all right?
Tom
Okay. Well, thank you very much, Christy. Move on. I've already done that.
Jeff
Oh, you did?
Tom
Yeah.
Jeff
How'd I miss that? Scientists say cannabis users under the age of 50 are more than six times more likely to have a heart attack. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reports that marijuana can make the heart beat faster and raise your blood pressure.
Bob
Huh.
Jeff
They believe marijuana may make small defects in the coronary arteries linings even more suspicious.
Bob
To a heart attack doctor. Buzz kill.
Jeff
Yeah. Sorry, not you. Not me.
Tom
Harold and Kumar buy a defibrillator. Their new film.
Bob
Yeah, between that and all the White Castle.
Tom
Yeah, but I. Is that. I wonder if that's part of it.
Jeff
Because you eat badly when you're high.
Tom
Yeah. The pizza, the burgers and the fries. Maybe they're killing you. That seems like a pretty big number. Would you say five times more likely? Six times more likely?
Jeff
Yes.
Bob
Yes. But who knows what else is doing that? Caffeine could do that. I have no idea.
Jeff
I immediately went with what you do, Josh. Well, that's an incomplete study. What else is.
Tom
Does it say they're six times more likely to be enjoying their life while.
Bob
They have the 911 call will be six times more chill? Yeah. Yeah. Yo. Their conversation is six times not as interesting as they think it is. Yeah. Spit take from Godwin. You ever talk to a pothead and they have a brilliant idea and you go, ah, geez. I gotta listen to this for 20 minutes? Wheels on Had a rough weekend.
Tom
I lost my remote, man.
Bob
Yeah.
Pat
Right. He's killing me today.
Bob
You're right, Levi. It would be amazing if all sidewalks were those people movers from airports.
Pat
Why can't, why can't they do that?
Bob
Think of the time they have, the technology.
Tom
That's right. And I still experience the thing where you're, you're driving down the road at speed and you pass someone and the, the, the, the, the level of the marijuana smoke is, wow, that must be good stuff.
Jeff
Contact time.
Tom
And if I can, if I can smell miles an hour.
Bob
You ever look over and surprised at who it is?
Jeff
Yeah.
Bob
Oh, hey, hey, Father.
Tom
Go easy, padre. You got, you got a mass in 40 minutes.
Jeff
The theft of trucks loaded with green coffee beans surging in the United States as prices for the beans have increased to all time highs.
Pat
Have you seen green coffee beans?
Bob
I haven't.
Pat
That rhymes. See, Tom. Okay.
Jeff
Theft of coffee.
Tom
I appreciated the. Thanks. Obama always makes me much funnier than what I clearly. There's clearly no connection with anyone in the world of politics.
Pat
Right.
Jeff
Theft of coffee has also been reported in producing countries like Brazil and Vietnam. Here in the United States, the thefts are being done by organized gangs who disguise themselves as transportation companies.
Pat
Delta.
Jeff
Each truckload has about 44, 000 pounds of green beans. Green coffee beans worth about $180,000.
Bob
Wow. I wasn't aware of these things. Have you guys?
Jeff
Me either. I didn't know a good.
Tom
There was that thing where they had. What's his name, Juan Valdez, couldn't find his donkey. They barely hijacked him all the way down, down the hill. And the coffee bean, by the way, you know what kind of a sense you get, Josh, what kind of sentence do you get if you're caught? You get venti to life.
Bob
That's. That's not bad. That's not bad. 20 to life. Is that what it is?
Pat
You ever go to a coffee.
Tom
You go to a coffee place that isn't a Starbucks and you inadvertently go at like a venti in the.
Bob
They don't care for that.
Tom
They give you the look like, well, I have to pee in this one or whatever. Keep the cups of the urine in them. Where was I? Oh, I know. Do you see another letter?
Pat
Guidelines for what they like to call. This is from Jeff. This is, ladies and gentlemen, Josh's airline.
Bob
Oh, okay. Yeah. You had suggested I start my own airline. So Jeff is taking it up because.
Tom
You constantly complain about airlines.
Pat
He's not wrong.
Bob
Flying is a human rights violation.
Tom
No, it's the greatest. You get into an aluminum tube and you're transported somewhere and you're there quickly. And the flight attendants are very good at helping you be safe.
Bob
Sure.
Tom
They rescued a bunch of people just a couple weeks ago.
Bob
Well, maybe on your airline. I wouldn't know about that.
Tom
I can't get my whole coke. Why can't I get a hot pizza while I'm flying? Calm down.
Pat
Why can't I get over the waistband handy? And a slice of pizza while I'm flying?
Bob
Why can't I get a hooker? Pizza and a hooker.
Tom
What's wrong with this? All of this is incredibly convenient. They lost my baggage once. Of course, they had no tags on it. And. Sorry.
Pat
Number one, obviously on Josh's airline, no cologne.
Bob
That's right.
Pat
No perfume.
Tom
Yeah, I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm.
Bob
Okay.
Pat
He doesn't have to call that in Josh's case.
Tom
It interferes with the aroma of the pizza.
Pat
No cologne, no perfume. You'll be turned away at the plain door if it's overly pungent and offensive. You could be executed on a tar.
Tom
Not on the tarmac. The bullets might hit one of the planes.
Pat
Number two seats do not recline. Only two seats per row on each side of the aisle. Extra wide seats.
Tom
Yeah, that's right. That's. That's all like that.
Pat
As Pat said, seat belts optional.
Tom
Well, now, if you run that aircraft that turned upside down and you didn't have your seatbelt on, how's the broken neck?
Bob
That's their problem.
Pat
Josh's airline would like to remind you we do have seatbelts. But you don't have to wear them.
Bob
Right.
Pat
Number four, there is a library on the plane. Wide. Wide array of books to choose from.
Bob
Very nice.
Tom
Number five, the airplane we need weigh the thing down with. Do you have the Oxford English Dictionary completed?
Jeff
Well, of course they're paid.
Pat
If I'm flying an airline where if they have a couple extra copies of Dickens, it's gonna crash the plane. I'm not flying. Okay. Number five, the airplane does have tv. The only thing that plays on them, though, is horror movies. Oh, Lifetime network movies and fishing programs.
Bob
Oh, I like this a lot.
Pat
And don't forget pornography. And the volume only works with headphones plugged in. Preferably Raycon earbuds.
Tom
Oh, that's nice. That's nice.
Pat
We do not serve beverages. Everyone is expected to bring their own nine liter water bottles.
Tom
Okay, this is. Whoever wrote this knows the show.
Josh
Very, very good.
Pat
Perhaps you've seen pictures of our owner. He is. Has a 9 liter water bottle in his founder photo.
Bob
Yeah, that's right.
Pat
Number seven. The only food served is pizza. Again, thank the owner. No, that was there. It is number eight. There are seven.
Bob
Wait a second. That's. I have nothing to do with pizza. Tom has painted me as this pizza freak.
Pat
Oh, yeah. There are seven bathrooms on every plane because masturbation is not discouraged but must occur in the bathroom.
Josh
That's a good thing. Yeah, I agree with that.
Pat
And finally, when the plane is taking off or landing, no one has to be in their seat or have their seatbelt on.
Bob
That's right.
Pat
And you're permitted to be in the bathroom during takeoff and landing of the aircraft, preferably masturbating. This is just a start. We're all.
Tom
That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra.
Bob
Catch us on itunes, Google play and.
Tom
Stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.
Jeff
Former MLB all star Sean Casey, AKA the mayor, keeps hitting it out of the park.
Bob
Take my 30 years of experience. Take the wisdom and knowledge I've seen, learned from the failures when I got sent down my rookie year, all the injuries I had to overcome. Your mind is the most important tool you have in life.
Josh
Be relentless.
Bob
Keep charging. It matters how you talk to yourself, how you look at the world.
Josh
That matters. We talk about that. I don't know.
Bob
I'm fired up. Baseball's back and it's going to be incredible. I love it.
Christy
The mayor's office with Sean Casey from Believe, follow and listen on your favorite platform.
Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Episode: B&T Extra: Vaginal Vagabond, 23 & Me, & Josh Arnold Airlines
Release Date: May 19, 2025
Hosts: Bob, Tom, Josh
Network: Cumulus Podcast Network
In this episode of B&T Extra, Bob, Tom, and Josh delve into a variety of engaging topics, blending humor with current events and creative segments. The discussion ranges from the humorous critique of a homemade song to the serious implications of genetic data management and the quirky concept of launching a personal airline.
Timestamp: 02:06 - 03:00
The episode kicks off with a comedic skit titled "Flaming Flatulence," where the hosts humorously illustrate why the Internet surpasses radio in entertainment. Bob narrates a scenario where coworkers are distracted by a funny video, highlighting the addictive nature of online content.
Notable Quote:
Timestamp: 03:30 - 04:00
Jeff and Pat join the conversation, discussing their upcoming appearances in Toledo and Cincinnati. The hosts also touch upon Josh's musical endeavors, setting the stage for the next segment.
Notable Quote:
Timestamp: 04:00 - 09:30
One of the central segments features Josh presenting his song, initially titled "Vaginal Nomad," which the hosts suggest renaming to "Vaginal Vagabond" for better impact. The group collaboratively works on refining the lyrics and melody, blending humor with creative critique.
Notable Quotes:
The segment is filled with playful banter as the hosts encourage Josh to polish his song, experimenting with different lyrical approaches and melodies.
Timestamp: 09:55 - 12:05
The hosts transition to discussing the surprising news of genetic testing company 23andMe filing for bankruptcy. Jeff provides detailed information about the company's Chapter 11 filing and the resignation of its CEO, leading to concerns about the security and future of users' genetic data.
Notable Quotes:
The conversation delves into potential risks associated with genetic data being mishandled, including the hypothetical scenario of insurance companies misusing genetic information to deny coverage based on predicted health issues.
Notable Concerns:
The hosts humorously speculate about the implications, balancing factual concerns with light-hearted commentary.
Timestamp: 12:00 - 14:20
The discussion shifts to recent studies linking cannabis use with an increased risk of heart attacks. Jeff shares findings from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, which indicate that marijuana can elevate heart rate and blood pressure, potentially leading to cardiovascular issues.
Notable Quotes:
The hosts debate the validity of the studies, with Tom questioning the confines of the research and Bob adding a humorous twist by comparing it to caffeine effects.
Humorous Take:
Timestamp: 14:37 - 19:30
Jeff presents a news segment about the surge in thefts of green coffee beans in the United States, highlighting the logistical challenges faced by transportation companies. The hosts react with surprise and humor, sharing anecdotes and jokes about the situation.
Notable Quotes:
Transitioning seamlessly, the conversation shifts to the whimsical idea proposed by Jeff for Josh Arnold's own airline. The hosts collaborate on outlining the unique (and absurd) features of this fictional airline, incorporating exaggerated amenities and policies for comedic effect.
Notable Highlights:
The segment is rich with creative humor, painting a vivid picture of an airline that hilariously diverges from standard aviation norms.
Timestamp: 19:30 - 20:03
As the episode nears its end, Bob shares inspirational thoughts drawn from a baseball figure, emphasizing the importance of mindset and resilience. Josh echoes these sentiments, tying them back to the show's earlier discussions.
Notable Quotes:
The hosts wrap up with enthusiasm for the upcoming baseball season, leaving listeners with a motivational note.
Final Quote:
This episode of B&T Extra masterfully combines humor with topical discussions, offering listeners a balanced mix of laughter and thought-provoking content. From the playful creation of a satirical song to addressing the serious implications of genetic data management, Bob, Tom, and Josh ensure an engaging and memorable listening experience.
Notable Highlights Recap:
For those who missed the episode, this summary encapsulates the key moments and engaging interactions that define B&T Extra: Vaginal Vagabond, 23 & Me, & Josh Arnold Airlines. Whether you're a regular listener or a newcomer, the episode delivers a blend of comedy, current events, and creative storytelling that epitomizes The BOB & TOM Show.