B&T Extra: Weekend breakfasts, & Josh's Fattest thing

Summary

Podcast Summary: B&T Extra: Weekend Breakfasts & Josh’s Fattest Thing

Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Episode Date: November 3, 2025
Hosts/Regulars: Tom Griswold, Kristi Lee, Chick McGee, Josh Arnold, Chris, Bob Kevoian

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Episode Overview

This B&T Extra episode delivers signature Bob & Tom Show banter with a focus on weekend breakfast rituals and a comical segment about Josh Arnold’s “fattest thing” he’s done. Interspersed with tongue-in-cheek humor and mock commercials, the hosts riff on food nostalgia, dietary opinions, bizarre news items (like record-breaking fingernails), and the fine line between self-deprecation and culinary self-indulgence.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Mock Commercial: Alimonios Cereal

• Theme: Satirical product for newly divorced adults.
• Highlights:
  • Alimonios is humorously described as “the cereal taking the newly single world by storm,” featuring “three fun shapes: futon, couch, half a house and two thirds of a paycheck” (03:02).
  • The cereal's supposed effect is “guaranteed to leave you feeling drained and empty inside” (03:30).
  • Quote: “That’s the flavor of bitterness and defeat. Trust me, you’ll get used to the taste. But that won’t make it any easier to swallow.” – Bob Kevoian (03:02)
  • Tagline: “Now that your divorce is complete, what are you gonna eat? You need a bowl of Alimony O... The cereal’s so good, you’ll want the whole bowl but you’ll be lucky to get even half.” (04:31)

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2. Weekend Breakfast Rituals

• Favorite Dishes:
  • Josh shares his ideal weekend breakfast: “corned beef hash with two over easy eggs on it” at a restaurant. “I’ve enjoyed it with Pat Godwin before.” (05:17)
  • Toast talk: “I love a wheat toast.” – Josh Arnold (05:34)
• Butter vs Margarine Debate:
  • Josh cites a video claiming “butter is quite good for you because it contains something called like joy Butrin or butterine…” (05:45)
  • Kristi Lee adds, “A high fat diet is good for you as long as it’s not paired with a high carb, high sugar diet.” (06:24)
  • Discussion about fake butter: “When you eat margarine, it can taste fake… when you put butter in your body, it doesn’t feel that Country Crock, that stuff.” – Josh Arnold (07:01)
  • Memories of margarine tubs being used for leftovers: “She would recycle the margarines… you’d have to peek into each one, say, OK, those are the peas.” – Chris (07:12)
  • Consensus is that real butter is a treat, margarine is “gross,” and everyone has Cool Whip/Country Crock container memories from childhood.

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3. Josh's ‘Fattest Thing’ Confessions

• Cool Whip & Pumpkin Pie Hack:
  • Josh admits dropping a piece of pumpkin pie right into the Cool Whip tub for maximum coverage. (08:57)
  • He shares disappointment at getting home and realizing the Cool Whip was still frozen. “I pouted.” (09:20)
  • Solution: “Toss it in the microwave.” – Chick McGee offers advice (09:27)
• Self-Deprecating ‘Fat Song’:
  • The group cues the comical “So, So Fat” jingle in honor of Josh (09:51–11:11)
  • Lyrics highlight exaggerated fat-kid stereotypes: “So, so fat. I'm so, so fat. I am the fattest. I am fat. Nobody's fatter than me. All I do, I eat and jerk it and jerk it and eat. Take them panties off and put the salami on. Pack the bread stick.” (10:45–11:11)
  • Chris muses, “There’s not a linear salami... it’s just random. It’s really nice.” (11:27)

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4. Bizarre News: Longest Fingernails (Vietnamese Record Holder)

• Story: Guinness world record for longest fingernails on a pair of male hands: 19ft 6in, grown over 34 years.
  • “The longest [is] on his left thumb, which measures 4ft, 2in.” – Chick McGee (12:12)
  • Humor on logistics: “Look at that freak.” – Chick (13:19), “Nails so long he can’t even hitchhike because he can’t raise his thumb up straight.” – Tom (13:13)
  • “They look like moldy curly fries.” – Tom Griswold (13:49)
• Gross-Out Factor: The panel reacts with mock horror, speculates about how the man eats and lives, and makes jokes about his wife helping him.

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5. Secondary Bizarre News: Selling Fingernail Clippings

• Chinese Tradition: Some individuals sell fingernail clippings in China for their supposed medicinal value (“clearing heat and toxins,” “healing wounds”).
• Price Point: As little as $9 per pound (16:18)
• Comedic Take:
  • “Can you chew your own, does that count?” – Chris (15:53)
  • “If you live with me, you have to go outside to click.” – Kristi Lee on her aversion to the sound of nail clipping (16:38)
  • Discussion on quirks, curiosity about whether toenail clippings would work similarly, “I think they're quite different.” – Chick McGee (19:30)

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6. Listener Letters & Feet-Related Oddities

• Toenail Tale: Listener writes in about a dental patient with a piece of toenail embedded in a sore tooth; it turns out the patient chews their own toenails. (19:48)
  • “Can I tell you something? Shut up. My mother used to chew her toenail.” – Chick McGee (20:16)
  • The gang discusses the potential for flexibility required to do this, leading to a humorous demonstration (21:01).
• Quotes & Laughs:
  • “I want a girl who can suck her own feet.” – Josh Arnold (21:25).
    Chris jokes, “I love that song. ‘I want a girl who can suck her own feet.’” (21:28)

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7. OnlyFans Toe Fetish Anecdote

• Tom shares: A story about a model paid to eat gummy Lifesavers off her toes for a client, but she’s “a little too chubby” to reach them, so just eats the candy instead—client refuses to pay. (21:42)
• Memorable one-liner: “The guy was like, I’m not paying.” – Tom Griswold (22:03)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “That’s the flavor of bitterness and defeat. Trust me, you’ll get used to the taste.”
  – Bob Kevoian on ‘Alimonios’ cereal (03:02)
• “I am the fattest. I am fat. Nobody’s fatter than me. All I do, I eat and jerk it and jerk it and eat.”
  – Josh Arnold, singing the “fat song” (10:45)
• “Look at that freak.”
  – Chick McGee on record-holding fingernail man (13:19)
• “I want a girl who can suck her own feet.”
  – Josh Arnold (21:25)
• “If you live with me, you have to go outside to click.”
  – Kristi Lee on nail clipping (16:38)
• “They look like moldy curly fries.”
  – Tom Griswold on the long fingernails (13:49)
• "Did you hear Tom's fake sadness? Well, I guess we'll play the theme song, yeah, like he didn't want..."
  – Josh Arnold (09:56)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Mock Cereal Commercial – Alimonios: 02:05–04:31
• Breakfast/Butter Discussion: 05:06–07:58
• Josh’s Fattest Thing & Fat Song: 08:57–11:11
• Record Fingernail Story & Reactions: 11:43–14:39
• Selling Fingernail Clippings: 15:25–17:58
• Toenail Chewing Listener Letter: 19:41–21:25
• OnlyFans Toe Eating Story: 21:42–22:03

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Final Thoughts

True to BOB & TOM form, this episode mixes relatable banter about weekend breakfasts and the quirks of comfort food with outlandish, gross, and laugh-out-loud news stories. Whether it’s retro food nostalgia, mock commercial parodies, or the ever-unending quest to make each other (and listeners) squirm and laugh, the chemistry and comic timing make for a highly entertaining listen—even for those who missed the show in real time.

Transcript

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[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on today's big show, weekend breakfast plus Josh's fattest thing. It's coming up in just a second.

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[Tom Griswold]

I know it's hard to see the silver lining right now, Jim, but I promise you, it really is for the best.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Jim]

Thanks for letting me stay here till I find a new place.

[Tom Griswold]

Dude, divorce is tough. But don't worry, I'll take care of you, buddy. Have you eaten today?

[Jim]

I'm not really hungry.

[Tom Griswold]

Here, let me make you something.

[Jim]

I still can't believe after 20 years, my marriage is over.

[Chick McGee]

Cereal.

[Jim]

It's 4 in the afternoon.

[Tom Griswold]

This is all I ate after Janet and I broke up. It got me through some really tough times. Just try a bite.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Jim]

Ugh. I was not expecting that taste. What are those?

[Bob Kevoian]

Those, Jim, are Alimonios. From the makers of child support checks and Living the Single Life cereal comes Alimonios it's the cereal taking the newly single world by storm.

[Jim]

Alimony. What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Al Ammonios.

[Jim]

Oh, well, it tastes horrible.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the flavor of bitterness and defeat. Trust me, you'll get used to the taste. But that won't make it any easier to swallow. Al Ammonios comes in three fun shapes. Futon, couch, half a house and two thirds of a paycheck.

[Jim]

These are all just squares.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah, Jim, use your imagination.

[Jim]

They taste awful, but for some reason, I can't stop eating them.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's because Alimonio's is the only cereal on the market guaranteed to leave you feeling drained and empty inside.

[Jim]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

You'll be eating them for breakfast, lunch and dinner trying to fill that void. It's the first cereal developed by depressed adults. For depressed adults.

[Jim]

Hey, I have my kids this weekend. Do you think they'll like them?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, they sure won't. And it's not their fault. Remember, Jim, none of this is their fault.

[Jim]

What are your family counselor now? Just stick to the script.

[Bob Kevoian]

Alimonios are packed full of fiber, which makes losing half your crap that much easier.

[Jim]

Hey, are these very expensive?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, they are. Alimonios are so expensive, you'll probably find yourself in the poorhouse in the next month or two.

[Jim]

Geez. With half of all marriages ending in divorce, you guys must be making a fortune.

[Bob Kevoian]

Actually, Jim, we haven't made a cent. The only people making money on Alimonios are all those lawyers.

[Jim]

Okay, I'm sold. Where can I get a box of these things?

[Bob Kevoian]

Alimonios are available at all local convenience stores. So throw on some sweatpants and grab yourself a big box of Al Amonios. The cereal's so good, you'll want the entire bowl. But you'll be lucky to get even half. Now that your divorce is complete, what are you gonna eat? You need a bowl of Alimony O. If your wife split and your life's turned to, that's when you need some alimony O. We're just waiting for the cast to actually show up for work. Here's more. Bob and Tom Extra.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Tom. How are you?

[Chris]

Good. Doing great.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you have a nice weekend breakfast? Don't you love a Saturday breakfast? Or a Sunday breakfast?

[Chris]

Yeah, yeah, it's always fun. What did you have?

[Josh Arnold]

I had yesterday one of my favorite breakfasts. It's a corned beef and hash with two over easy eggs on it.

[Chris]

Did you make it yourself or was this a restaurant?

[Josh Arnold]

This is a restaurant. Who has really mastered that recipe? Man, oh, man. I know. I've enjoyed it with Pat Godwin before.

[Progressive Insurance Announcer]

Very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. It's quite a treat. And I had some wheat toast with it. I love a wheat toast.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Soak up your eggs.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess, you're a culinary expert in a way.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw a video. Oftentimes you'll see these videos on social media and they're always espousing whether something is healthy or not. Sometimes it seems silly. This guy is saying that butter is quite good for you because it contains something called like joy Butrin or butterine or something. He was like, that's where the name comes from. And it's actually very good for your.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you heard anything about that?

[Kristi Lee]

I. I have seen this. I have.

[Chick McGee]

Could you follow up on that?

[Kristi Lee]

I have. For brain health and for happiness, as Tom said.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

A high fat diet is good for you as long as it's not paired with a high carb. High, high sugar diet.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, so butter on a. You know, if you butter your toast, butter with.

[Chris]

You're going to be okay.

[Kristi Lee]

You're going to be okay. Yeah. You're going to be all right.

[Chick McGee]

But won't you be fatty fat?

[Josh Arnold]

Is there a chance of getting fatty?

[Kristi Lee]

I think that the fat issue lies more in sugar and carbon.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, Good to know.

[Chick McGee]

There you are.

[Kristi Lee]

But it's different for all of us, right?

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Real butter is a true treat.

[Chris]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

And it doesn't feel sometimes like when you eat margarine, it can taste fake. It can feel fake. When you put butter in your body.

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't feel that Country Crock, that stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we grew up on a man.

[Kristi Lee]

We did, too. And I couldn't eat Country Crock right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Same.

[Kristi Lee]

I can't. I just can't.

[Chris]

That one. I can't believe it's not butter. I can. When you were a kid, I had the crazy aunt that you'd open up the refrigerator and there would be 12 recycled. Instead of going and buying Tupperware.

[Commercial Announcer]

Oh, yeah.

[Chris]

She would recycle the margarines.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Then you'd have to peek into each one, say, okay, those are the peas.

[Josh Arnold]

So she didn't Sharpie or Mark.

[Chris]

Well, eventually, after a lot of complaining, then she got out the masking tape.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chris]

And then she would very carefully print.

[Chick McGee]

Was this the. The. The paranoid.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I love, I love how that's his crazy. And that's just our normal lives. Like that's how we grew up on all three of us.

[Josh Arnold]

Four of us.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I loved it.

[Josh Arnold]

You. Oh. What? Why do we have some Cool Whip here?

[Tom Griswold]

Stew oh, my goodness.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Chris]

But see, that's the problem. Why do we have Cool Whip? Oh. Oh, corn.

[Kristi Lee]

It is disappointing. Yes.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Although stew.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I was happy to find the stew.

[Chick McGee]

Stew and Cool Whip sounds pretty good.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

Cool Whips goes with anything.

[Jim]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe we'll put that to the test one morning.

[Chris]

It is delightful.

[Josh Arnold]

Put it on a hamburger.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, why not?

[Kristi Lee]

It's like sweet sour cream.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Do you ever just eat a Cool Whip right out of the course?

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah. Those days are over for me, but yes. Yeah. My body doesn't like any of that stuff anymore. I rue.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, did you tell Josh your pumpkin pie hack.

[Josh Arnold]

When the Cool Whip is low. So I'm going to say half or less.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes a little more than half.

[Chris]

Hovering near 50%.

[Josh Arnold]

And then I will follow this story up with one of the fatter things.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I will just take a slice of pumpkin pie and drop it into the cool whipping container.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

One of the fattest things. This because. Because it made me so disappointed. And that wasn't the fat is what you just said. But this. This is what I went. Oh, I'm a fatty fat, fat, fat, fat. Because I was so disappointed and mad. I really wanted Cool Whip with something. I bought some, took it home, and I didn't realize it had the thaw.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So I couldn't just enjoy. Enjoy the cool rip right away. So I. I pouted.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know what you do toss it in the microwave.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I used to eat it frozen out of our freezer.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But I wanted the light airy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chris]

Can you microwave it and bring it back to life?

[Kristi Lee]

You could defaw it.

[Chris]

Yeah, but I mean quickly. That'll work.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What do you think?

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't melt.

[Chris]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Animal.

[Josh Arnold]

I was so upset. Logic didn't even enter into my.

[Chris]

I guess we'll have to play the theme song then.

[Josh Arnold]

So, so fat. I'm so, so fat. I am the fattest. I am fat.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody's f. Why eat. Make them panties off and put the salami on. Make me with the bread stick. Did you. Did you hear Tom's fake sadness? Well, I guess we'll play the themes. Yeah, like he. He didn't want.

[Chris]

I haven't played.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just the rule.

[Chris]

I haven't played it this year.

[Josh Arnold]

Still a delight.

[Chick McGee]

It does seem like a while.

[Chris]

I love.

[Kristi Lee]

I hear something new every time.

[Chris]

It's the. The randomness of the lyrics. Yes, in its own way, extraordinarily poetic. There's Not a linear salami. Y' all starts here. There's no middle. It's just random. It's really nice.

[Kristi Lee]

You say, peg me with a breadstick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Let's give it a list. We can listen more carefully.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my. So, so fat. I'm so, so fat. I am the fattest. I am fat. Nobody's fatter than me. Nobody's fatter than me. All I do, I eat and jerk it and jerk it and eat. Take them panties off and put the salami on. Pack the bread stick.

[Chris]

Three times. Now the salami. Putting the salami on. Is that the nickname of the breadstick pegging device?

[Josh Arnold]

If I remember correctly, There was. You were also. You mentioned something about. Or something. So then of course, you. I would ask the to take her panties off but put salami on in his place because I'm fat and like.

[Chris]

So I get a writing credit.

[Josh Arnold]

You simply don't treat me like a. A human being.

[Chick McGee]

You monster.

[Chris]

So sorry.

[Jim]

Well.

[Chick McGee]

Well, at least you're sorry. A Vietnamese artist has broken the Guinness world record for the longest fingernails on a pair of hands by a male.

[Chris]

A guy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Chris]

That just shows mental illness goes. Doesn't care about your gender, Mr. Liu Kong.

[Chick McGee]

Win or win? I think that because there was the linebacker in the NFL dat win. He spelled it like that. Achieved the record title with the combined length of 19ft, 6 inches for his fingernail.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He stopped cutting his nails 34 years ago.

[Josh Arnold]

What a creep.

[Chick McGee]

The longest fingernails on his left thumb, which measures 4ft, 2 inches long. He said his wife is a major support, saying, this is my choice. I choose to keep them. She helps me a lot.

[Chris]

Chief ass wiper.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Without someone as supporting as my wife wiping my. I mean, helping me, I could never maintain this. Them. Them. This. Well, she's an absolute trooper.

[Chris]

That's before the accident.

[Chick McGee]

She helps me with everything.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, what was the accident?

[Chris]

She died following third base.

[Josh Arnold]

They said they'd never seen anything like it. Her insides were just ribbons.

[Chick McGee]

Well, little finger bang got out of control.

[Josh Arnold]

We're looking at a photo now. Yeah. He's a disgusting man.

[Kristi Lee]

How much do you have to love someone like that?

[Tom Griswold]

Nail so long he can't even hitchhike because he can't raise his thumb up straight.

[Chris]

It's so gross.

[Chick McGee]

Look at that freak.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would you do it?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, why?

[Tom Griswold]

Because, you know, man, look at. Look at where he's living. Like, it's not like you could go in that hut and watch TV. Why not grow your fingernails 30ft long.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you do anything nice terracotta roof.

[Chris]

Because he has his fingernails hanging down and they curl up. They curl away like snakes. He probably has to eat. I think his nails probably always have to be down so we can.

[Tom Griswold]

They look like moldy curly fries.

[Kristi Lee]

They hard like. Or do they give.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. Is there any give at all to.

[Chick McGee]

The girl to ask that question? Huh? Does it stay hard?

[Chris]

He was discovered on America's Got Talon.

[Chick McGee]

America's got.

[Chris]

Well, that was. There's the Vietnamese version which nobody watches.

[Josh Arnold]

I like this pith helmet. Did you see he was wearing one?

[Chick McGee]

I wonder if he had a pit off. I wonder if he had a piss knife.

[Josh Arnold]

What's a pith knife?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it'll cut the pith out of it, let me tell you that. What do you think the climate is for roofers where he lived? Hot.

[Josh Arnold]

He needs to.

[Chick McGee]

They're like door to door going, hey, can we re. Roof your house for you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we got all these.

[Chick McGee]

We got all these terracotta caught up.

[Chris]

You get those in your mailbox all the time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I bet they do. You think over there? Okay, maybe not.

[Chris]

Okay, good. Well, congratulations, sir.

[Chick McGee]

And that. Congratulations. That particularly grosses you out. Long fingernails.

[Chris]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Why do we do the story?

[Chris]

It's important to underscore the stupidity of many people in our world.

[Chick McGee]

You could have ignored it.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would that man choose to do that?

[Chris]

He wants to be famous.

[Chick McGee]

That's a mental problem, right?

[Chris]

Yeah, especially in the beginning like that. Like after the first year where they're just 10 inches long. You got to explain it.

[Chick McGee]

34 years sick after the first 10 years.

[Chris]

Yeah. Well, we have another story involving fingernails in the news as we segue.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want you have to saws all those off.

[Kristi Lee]

Wouldn't you like a dremel?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I would think if you tried to rip them off and take your whole fingernail off.

[Kristi Lee]

That makes my stomach hurt.

[Chris]

No, we do have fingernails in the news and at the Silac insurance news desk. Ms. Hooker, what have you got?

[Kristi Lee]

Some Chinese people are reportedly selling their fingernails for use in traditional medicine. I'm sorry, this is just gross. According to the South China Morning Post, so Chai human fingernails are believed to by some to be effective in clearing heat and toxic elements from a person's system.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Kristi Lee]

And also to help healing wounds.

[Chris]

Now I have a question. Can you. If you chew your own, does that count?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, right. Wouldn't this be the.

[Kristi Lee]

That would be.

[Chris]

Or can. Does it have to be somebody else's nails?

[Kristi Lee]

Well, she's selling them the woman from China's Hey Bay province said, hey, B.

[Josh Arnold]

Want to go to the G?

[Kristi Lee]

I think it's who, B.

[Chick McGee]

What up, B?

[Kristi Lee]

It's said that she has been collecting her fingernail clippings since childhood to sell for as little as $9 per pound.

[Josh Arnold]

A pound of them.

[Kristi Lee]

A pound.

[Progressive Insurance Announcer]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

How many nails?

[Jim]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I like.

[Kristi Lee]

How do you have to. I can't stand the sound of someone clipping their fingernails. Like that is.

[Josh Arnold]

What about toenails?

[Kristi Lee]

That's okay. No, if you live with me, you have to go outside to click.

[Josh Arnold]

How mad would you be? You're sitting. You hear the sound of. Of fingernails being clipped.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, I've walked by your office and.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, at least I do it my own at home. You know what, though? It's not fair. At home, I do it outside.

[Kristi Lee]

You do see.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. And here I have the opinion somebody will vacuum.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone else does it in their office as well.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom does it right here in front of us.

[Kristi Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Tom will work on his nails.

[Tom Griswold]

Home grooming.

[Josh Arnold]

The day I'm hit with one of.

[Chris]

Them, I do it into the waste basket or I do it on the porch.

[Chick McGee]

You can't control where your clipped nail's gonna go.

[Chris]

Yes, I'm. I have a delicate touch.

[Chick McGee]

You most often do it during sports. I'll try to be painting a humorous word picture, and I'll hear click. Click. Click. No, no, I'm paying attention. Click.

[Jim]

But.

[Chris]

But this is ancient Chinese medicine.

[Kristi Lee]

That's what they say. Yes.

[Chris]

And of course, you know, the ancient Chinese, of course, living to the. The long, long years of 28 nails.

[Kristi Lee]

Were being prescribed by traditional Chinese medicine doctors at hospitals in as late as the 1960s. Hospitals, hospitals.

[Chris]

Well, this is better than, you know, killing rhinos and grinding it up for your.

[Josh Arnold]

That's true for sure.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Shark fins and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, rhino horn.

[Josh Arnold]

That. That.

[Chris]

That is true, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

If you.

[Chris]

Let's just say back in the. In the free and easy days of young Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Free and easy.

[Chris]

If you were to return to a woman's house.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chris]

Or apartment. And she pointed out when you first got there, well, by the way, that's a jar of my fingernails. I've been saving them for six years. Would that affect anything at all, mate?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I would have questions and I would ask them. I would.

[Chick McGee]

I think what Tom's asking. Would you still close the deal?

[Josh Arnold]

It depends on what her answers were.

[Tom Griswold]

Really.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. If she were to say to me, I collect them because I don't want to discard them so that the CIA can't get a hold of them and do some sort of. I would go, oh, okay, that perfectly.

[Chris]

What if she said, I intend to.

[Josh Arnold]

Sell them on only fans Again, fan. Good for you, ma'. Am. I hope you make a bundle. Let's hit the sack.

[Tom Griswold]

What if she says I'm a witch?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not. I'm not. You're not anti witch? I'm not unattracted to witches.

[Kristi Lee]

I was going to say if anybody's dated a Wiccan.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh, I've been in a few matches.

[Chris]

This was about.

[Tom Griswold]

And one really sexy warlock.

[Chris]

This story is. It says fingernail clippings. Now, I don't know much about Chinese medicine, but do the toenail clippings not work?

[Josh Arnold]

They're the same things, but, I mean.

[Chris]

I'm not conversant with the.

[Chick McGee]

I think they're quite different.

[Chris]

Who knows?

[Chick McGee]

People who know what they're doing know a toenail from a fingernail.

[Josh Arnold]

They may.

[Chris]

Well, that leads us to a classic moment on our program involving toenails.

[Listener Caller]

Dear Bob and Tom, you were talking about toenails last week.

[Chick McGee]

Even then.

[Listener Caller]

Friend of mine is a dental hygienist.

[Commercial Announcer]

She cleans teeth for a living.

[Listener Caller]

She had a patient who came in the office in great pain. After examination, the dentist found the sore tooth swollen and infected. The procedure required a small incision to relieve the pressure. There was a toenail in there. The dentist immediately requested a pair of surgical tweezers and removed a large piece of toenail.

[Kristi Lee]

How do they know it wasn't a fingernail?

[Listener Caller]

Because it says this patient said he often chewed his toenail.

[Chick McGee]

Can I tell you something? Shut up. Shut up. My mother used to chew her toenail.

[Josh Arnold]

No way.

[Chick McGee]

In front of me.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh.

[Chris]

Oh, boy. Clothed or not, I. Oh, thank God.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a visual. Bob has lost it.

[Tom Griswold]

Over there.

[Chick McGee]

Little best dog. Right here. Right here.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a sick, sick thing.

[Chris]

So, sir, thank you very much. There's a little. Little blast from the past there for you.

[Chick McGee]

You are the fly in the ointment. A fool can hear where you just derailed that whole thing.

[Chris]

I mean, it is interesting.

[Chick McGee]

What? My mother chewed her toenails.

[Kristi Lee]

She was a little person, right?

[Chris]

Real tiny, obviously very limber. I mean, who do you think you can get? Let's see. Hang on a second.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Chris]

I can't get. I can't get within three feet.

[Kristi Lee]

I can get my foot.

[Chris]

No way.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa. Look at how close Chick is. Real close.

[Chris]

Oh, see, it's. It's Obviously genetic.

[Chick McGee]

Is it genetic?

[Bob Kevoian]

You're right there.

[Chick McGee]

I can't do it with my left.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I couldn't get anywhere near that.

[Progressive Insurance Announcer]

Close your left knee.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at her.

[Chick McGee]

Look at her going to town.

[Chris]

Oh, my God. God.

[Kristi Lee]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Commercial Announcer]

I wouldn't.

[Kristi Lee]

But I can.

[Chris]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I want a girl who can suck her own feet.

[Chris]

I love that song. I'm on a girl who can suck her own feet.

[Chick McGee]

There's a guy out there right now pulled the car over and stopped. Oh.

[Commercial Announcer]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

I followed this only fans model on Instagram and she had a client who wanted her to put those gummy lifesavers around each one of her toes and then eat them off. And she goes, I went to do it, and I'm a little too chubby, so I couldn't reach my toes. So I just had to pop them off and pop them into my mouth. And the guy was like, I'm not paying.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom.

[Chris]

Extra.

[Bob Kevoian]

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