B&T Extra: Wolfman, Dracula movies, & Blackula

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast Episode: B&T Extra: Wolfman, Dracula Movies, & Blackula Release Date: December 24, 2024

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Introduction to B&T Extra

In this special episode of B&T Extra, hosts Christopher, Bob, Tom, Chick, Ace, Greg, and Josh delve into the spooky world of classic and modern vampire and werewolf movies. Skipping the usual advertisements and intros, the team dives straight into their favorite horror films, offering listeners a blend of humor, nostalgia, and insightful commentary.

Discussion on Favorite Vampire Movies

The conversation kicks off with Bob and Josh sharing their preferences for vampire films. Bob mentions his top choice:

Bob [03:21]: "1985's Fright Night is my favorite vampire movie."

Josh complements this by highlighting the classic elements that make Fright Night stand out.

The hosts then explore the iconic Dracula, with Bob appreciating the original portrayal:

Bob [03:24]: "Number five, Dracula. The original."

Pat chimes in on Bela Lugosi's performance:

Pat [03:30]: "The original."

Bob humorously notes Dracula's aversion to wine:

Bob [03:30]: "I never drink wine is what he says."

Ace adds depth by discussing Bela Lugosi's accent, which added authenticity to the character:

Ace [03:50]: "I think one of the reasons they may have hired him, besides the look, is his accent."

The conversation shifts to the timeless appeal of vampires, with Ace stating:

Ace [04:04]: "I submit the vampires are the most sexual of all these."

Bob agrees, emphasizing the blend of fear and allure in vampire lore.

Nosferatu and Modern Takes

Moving forward, the hosts discuss Nosferatu, the silent film classic, praising its eerie aesthetic:

Bob [06:33]: "I think Nosferatu is the scariest looking vampire."

Ace adds excitement about the upcoming remake:

Ace [07:14]: "They're making a new one, Tom. It comes out Christmas and I'm really excited."

The team also touches upon Shadow of the Vampire, a film that fictionalizes the making of Nosferatu with Willem Dafoe portraying Max Schreck.

Exploring Other Vampire Films

Bob shares his admiration for Let the Right One In, highlighting its unique take on vampire relationships:

Bob [08:27]: "It's scary and sweet and haunting."

Chick and Ace briefly mention other vampire-themed projects, including Blackula, celebrating its place in the genre.

Werewolf Movies and Personal Anecdotes

The discussion transitions to werewolf movies, with Bob questioning the scarier portrayal between bipedal werewolves and those on all fours. Josh expresses a personal fear of werewolves dressed in striking outfits:

Josh [03:02]: "The one that always scared me was the one that wore the big white and red striped suit in the movie."

This leads to humorous banter about the practicality and fear factor of different werewolf depictions.

Uncrustables Consumption in the NFL

Shifting gears, the hosts embark on a light-hearted investigation into the consumption of Uncrustables (prepackaged peanut butter and jelly sandwiches) among NFL teams. Ace presents statistics:

Ace [16:18]: "According to the NFL teams, this is league-wide, right? Where the numbers are 3,600 to 4,300."

Bob and Josh humorously debate the practicality and impact of these numbers, speculating on team dynamics and player habits.

Greg’s Hilarious Halloween Commentary

Greg steals the spotlight with his comedic take on Halloween traditions, critiquing overly mature trick-or-treaters:

Greg [14:16]: "They're too old when they fish around the bowl looking for the last pack of Nicorette gum."

His witty observations continue as he humorously describes scenarios where trick-or-treaters are unmistakably past the usual age:

Greg [14:41]: "When the home detention monitor on their ankle isn't part of their costume. Happy Halloween."

The group bursts into laughter, appreciating Greg's sharp humor.

Closing Remarks and Additional Topics

As the episode wraps up, Josh shares an amusing anecdote about political saboteurs being vampires in jest, leading to more laughter. The hosts also touch upon personal finance podcasts, ensuring a well-rounded and entertaining session.

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Notable Quotes:

• Bob [03:21]: "1985's Fright Night is my favorite vampire movie."
• Ace [04:04]: "I submit the vampires are the most sexual of all these."
• Josh [03:02]: "The one that always scared me was the one that wore the big white and red striped suit in the movie."
• Greg [14:41]: "When the home detention monitor on their ankle isn't part of their costume. Happy Halloween."

Conclusion

This episode of B&T Extra offers a delightful mix of horror film analysis and comedic relief. Whether you're a fan of classic vampires or modern takes on werewolves, Bob and the gang provide insightful and entertaining perspectives that are sure to engage both longtime listeners and newcomers alike.

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Transcript

[Tom]

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[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show today. Wolfman, Dracula movies and Blacula. It's coming up in just a minute.

[Bob]

Foreign.

[Tom]

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[Chick]

Kneeling. Love that Kevin kneeling. He gives us warm, fuzzy feelings whenever he's around. Four years ago, I worked with him in Sanibel, but he doesn't remember me. Well, hey, he's worked with lots, folks. Kevin Nealon.

[Bob]

So funny.

[Chick]

Kevin Nealon. I made no impression on him. Granted, I was terrible.

[Ace]

Years ago.

[Chick]

Everyone kneeling.

[Ace]

Whoa, whoa. Kevin Nealon.

[Chick]

We love you, Kevin Nealon. Welcome to the Bob and Tom he's not Here Chick show.

[Christopher]

Yeah, we know it's a repeat, but things are always better the second time around.

[Ace]

This is Bob and Tom.

[Josh]

Extra.

[Greg]

I know.

[Josh]

We were talking about when you do werewolf movies. Yes, etc. Etc. And Josh gave us his list.

[Bob]

Are you frightened of werewolves, Tom? I mean, man. Yeah. Now, what would scare you more? A bipedal werewolf or one that gets down on all fours? Like, does the werewolf or the wolf man scare you?

[Josh]

The wolf man always was scary to me.

[Pat]

Okay, what scares you more?

[Bob]

Oh, when they. Probably on all fours. Yeah, just chasing.

[Josh]

The one that always scared me was the one that wore the big white and red striped suit in the movie. Where's werewolf?

[Bob]

Yes. Yeah, where's wolf? Waldo.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Bob]

How can we.

[Ace]

Maybe we should take this out of town, See how it plays.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Ace]

Okay.

[Josh]

Now you. You also made a list of your favorite vampire movies.

[Bob]

Oh, I did. Yes, indeed. Number five, Dracula.

[Pat]

The original.

[Bob]

Yes. I never drink Vine.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Is what he says.

[Pat]

He offers wine to one of his.

[Ace]

Guests and then his guests say V.

[Bob]

That threw me the V there.

[Josh]

And he always dressed well.

[Bob]

Always. Yeah. Classy guy.

[Ace]

So let me ask you this.

[Bob]

Yes.

[Ace]

Did the classic voice for Dracula. Is it. I need mold Vine. Is it because that's the way Bela Lugosi talked, or is it because.

[Bob]

I think one of the reasons they may have hired him, besides the look, is his accent. Because whether or not it's true. Transylvanian, certain, when you hear it, you don't question it.

[Josh]

But he was Bela. But everyone says Bella. Is that the.

[Bob]

Yeah, yeah, but he. It's Bayla. Yeah.

[Pat]

What is it with the little. The hand thing?

[Bob]

The hand.

[Pat]

All the vampires that do this.

[Bob]

Oh, he's hypnotizing his. Now, in later movies, you can tell, like, they can do effects with the eyes and stuff like that. Okay, so this was before they could do that. So he had to wiggle his fingers.

[Josh]

What year was that made?

[Bob]

Oh, that was 30.

[Pat]

I just watched it.

[Bob]

Oh, boy. I don't. I don't remember, but vampires.

[Ace]

I.

[Bob]

30S.

[Ace]

I submit the vampires are the most sexual of all these.

[Pat]

31.

[Bob]

You're not wrong at all.

[Ace]

Terrifying creatures.

[Bob]

Oh, 31.

[Josh]

Well, you've got. I mean, when you were a little.

[Ace]

Frankenstein has a huge hog, obviously, but he doesn't really.

[Josh]

Yeah, well, Frankenstein was not smooth.

[Pat]

It says 1931.

[Bob]

Yeah. Okay.

[Josh]

Frankenstein. Back from the dead, Right?

[Pat]

He's not a. He's not sexy.

[Josh]

That scared me as a kid.

[Ace]

Werewolf.

[Bob]

No, no. Vampires. Sexy chickens. Dead. They're all about sex.

[Pat]

They're all about sex.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Pat]

He has so many wives and he's always going after the pretty girls.

[Bob]

Oh, yeah. It's about. Yeah. Losing one's innocence.

[Pat]

What's that? There's an orgy scene in one of those vampire movies.

[Ace]

Really?

[Bob]

Keanu Reeves.

[Greg]

Yeah, that's right.

[Bob]

Licked on by three.

[Chick]

The redhead.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Vampirettes.

[Josh]

Which one is that?

[Bob]

Bram Stroke. That's the Francis Ford Coppola. Dracula.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Make it to your list.

[Ace]

Okay.

[Bob]

It's not in my top five, but it's definitely worth a look. It's cool.

[Josh]

So back to your list. What else we got?

[Bob]

30 days of night with Josh Hartnett. Now, this is.

[Ace]

I've always been meaning to watch.

[Bob]

The premise is so great. They're up in Alaska, right? In one of those towns where the sun goes away for a month. Or I think in real life it's 45 days.

[Ace]

But you got to think vampires go there. Vacation.

[Bob]

Yeah. Vampires went. We're going there.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Because they. There's no danger of sunlight. And they are just so vicious. They run and rip you apart. I mean, Christy, you couldn't watch this one.

[Ace]

It's.

[Bob]

It's. It's so gory. But it's really good. Nosferatu is next. The original.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Is that a silent movie?

[Bob]

It is a silent movie. Yeah. The FW Murnau. And it is fantastic.

[Ace]

What did W. Murnau ever do to you?

[Bob]

I don't care. You know what?

[Ace]

He. He just said, fw.

[Bob]

My great, great grandfather was an extra on that film. And Murnau treated him like cr.

[Tom]

So.

[Bob]

So effed up him.

[Josh]

Yeah, I feel the same way about the Great Gansby.

[Ace]

Damn right.

[Bob]

I think Nosferatu is the scariest looking vampire.

[Pat]

He is scary.

[Bob]

He's so insane. That Max Shrek actor guy.

[Chick]

No kidding.

[Bob]

He looks.

[Ace]

Yeah, man. You know what? And no makeup needed. Isn't that interesting?

[Bob]

Kind of. I mean, there's plenty of makeup, but yeah, yeah, he's. And there's a great movie called Shadow of the Vampire where Willem Defoe plays Max Shrek. It's about the making of.

[Ace]

Okay.

[Bob]

And the notion in that movie is that Max Shrek was actually a vampire. That's a cool movie.

[Ace]

That's cool.

[Bob]

But Nosferatu needs. And then the. Did you ever see the Verner Herzog remake of Nosferatu?

[Ace]

I'm aware of Klaus Kinski. Yeah.

[Bob]

It's okay. And they're making a new one, Tom. It comes out Christmas and I'm really excited.

[Ace]

Just in time for Christmas. Nosferatu.

[Bob]

The guy who did the Witch and the Lighthouse.

[Josh]

Oh, that guy. Is it a.

[Ace]

The Northman holiday version of.

[Bob]

No.

[Josh]

Dracula.

[Bob]

They always. Sometimes a horror movie, just counter.

[Josh]

They don't have any.

[Ace]

I say if you get a chance. I don't think it's on your list because I. I've asked you a couple times if you watch. It's Dracula on Netflix.

[Josh]

It's three.

[Ace]

Three parts. It's three hours. And Dracula is played by one of my favorite British actors. Clay. Clay. Clay. Bang.

[Bob]

Clay Bangs in it.

[Ace]

Clay Bangs is Dracula. Yeah, he's. And it's wonderful.

[Bob]

Nice.

[Josh]

Now we reach number one.

[Bob]

Number two is Let the Right One in. Did you guys see that? Or the remake? Let me in. No, it's fantastic. This young girl is a vampire and this bullied kid befriends her. And it's. It's so great. It's just. It's excellent.

[Ace]

Oh, it's kind of like my buddy Go Bodyguard, only with vampires.

[Bob]

Yes. Scary and sweet and haunting. And then my number one. And again, these are my favorite, not necessarily the best.

[Pat]

Dark shadows.

[Ace]

No, no.

[Bob]

1985'S Fright Night is my favorite vampire.

[Ace]

That is a great movie.

[Bob]

Yes.

[Ace]

That's a solid. Roddy McDowell and Chris. Chris Sarandon's vampire.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Ace]

Oh, it's a good movie.

[Josh]

Roddy McDowell was allegedly the. The Arnold Palmer, if you will, Of Hollywood. Is that right, Ian?

[Pat]

Milton Berle, huh?

[Josh]

Yes, the. The Milton Berle in the comedy hall of fame of.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And as Arnold Palmer now in that hall of fame. Yeah. Roddy McDowell, apparently. Huge, big hug and apparently like the nicest guy in Hollywood.

[Bob]

Oh, I'm glad to hear it.

[Josh]

Well, he's in my favorite vampire movie, the Frank Langella.

[Bob]

I like it. Yeah.

[Josh]

Doesn't make it.

[Bob]

No, it doesn't. It's a little. It's a tad dry for me, but.

[Josh]

That was very sexy.

[Bob]

I do like it. Oh, sure, yeah. No, Blackula, dude, Blacula is great.

[Ace]

Percy Rodriguez has Dracula's beautiful voice.

[Pat]

How do you guys know all this?

[Ace]

Got a lot of it. Does a lot of voiceover words. One of my heroes.

[Chick]

No, At First Bite.

[Bob]

I like love at First Bite with George Hamilton.

[Ace]

I say Artie Johnson ruins the movie. Oh, he's.

[Bob]

He's Renfield.

[Ace]

Yeah. Yes, master.

[Bob]

Oh, there. Ganja and Hess. Did you ever see that one?

[Chick]

No.

[Bob]

With Dwayne Reddy from Night Not a Living Dead. And that's a lot.

[Josh]

Blacula is there a whole series and I think Scream.

[Bob]

Blackula Scream.

[Ace]

Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, that's right.

[Bob]

But Blackula is actually a good. It's decent. It is. It's good.

[Josh]

Did they do a similar.

[Bob]

That was about 72 or somewhere around there.

[Josh]

A similar spin with the werewolf franchise.

[Bob]

Oh, I'm trying to think of. Of a black werewolf.

[Josh]

Is there a Blackenstein?

[Ace]

I don't think so.

[Bob]

I don't know if there's a black Frankenstein.

[Josh]

If there is, Ace, maybe this must be.

[Bob]

Get the pen out because Blackula was a hit. So they could have gone and at.

[Ace]

A time when they didn't think it would be a hit.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Ace]

Surprise.

[Bob]

Wesley Snipe was a hunting vampire. Blade. Blade. Yeah.

[Ace]

Yeah. Oh, he's.

[Bob]

And he was like at least half vampire or something. Yeah.

[Ace]

Spoiler alert. He's in the Deadpool.

[Bob]

Wolverine Blade shows up in that.

[Ace]

Blade shows up in that.

[Josh]

I'm getting lost.

[Ace]

Kind of like a roster.

[Josh]

Very, very complicated.

[Bob]

I hope it wasn't too boring. Those are my favorite.

[Josh]

Okay. Are you going to post those somewhere?

[Bob]

Sure, sure.

[Josh]

Also posted the staff here as. As zombies. You can check that out on our various social media.

[Bob]

Eventually I do a whole series of my favorite zombies, my favorite ghosts, my favorite aliens, that kind of thing.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Bob]

And I tried starting and I really, really royally screwed it up. So I will.

[Josh]

I think we've created the possibility for Ace. Maybe you could write Blackenstein.

[Bob]

I'll get on that. Blackenstein.

[Ace]

Right after he gets his window fixed in his car.

[Josh]

No, I mean, if it hasn't been done, I can't.

[Bob]

I'm sitting in the waiting room waiting.

[Josh]

I would think it'd be. Oh, yeah, I can't imagine it hasn't been done already.

[Bob]

Yeah, I just don't know of it. So.

[Josh]

Yeah, that was really the one about the accountants. Stein and Stein. It's terrifying scene, the opening scene. There's no blood, but the IRS shows up to audit a guy.

[Bob]

We'll find blood.

[Josh]

No, too soon.

[Ace]

Really? That was the 70s. That was really a golden time for like all the black sports.

[Greg]

Absolutely.

[Ace]

Gun. And all the James Jim Brown movies and. Yeah, and the Superfly.

[Bob]

There are some legit great movies.

[Josh]

You know, I happen to know something you guys probably don't know. As much as I hate politics, I did a little research on this. And do you know who's behind the. The cancelling of daylight savings time right now?

[Bob]

I don't.

[Josh]

Vampires.

[Bob]

Oh, of course they are.

[Josh]

That's right. I can start at 5:00. Gets darker early. You see. That's right. But now I've got a surprise for you guys. Pizza. It's not pizza. Look at the big screen. Look who's here again.

[Greg]

I wish I was pizza.

[Pat]

Hi, Ed.

[Greg]

Then you could eat me, Ace.

[Ace]

Well, there you go.

[Greg]

The plumber will bang your pipes, never your wife. I'm usually on call 24 7, but you know what they say, turds never sleep.

[Ace]

So I think Neil Young said that turds never sleep.

[Greg]

I think it might be he's a great American hero.

[Josh]

He's Canadian.

[Greg]

Oh, yeah, you got the joke. I got a season to sess for my HOA about my candy commode on the front porch. So now I have to pass out candy to my kids.

[Pat]

Sorry.

[Greg]

The one thing I can't stand when the kids are too old to trick or treat. So I've created a helpful guide to let you know who deserves the big full size candy bars.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Greg]

And who don't. You know, a bunch of trick or treaters are too old when you hold out the bowl of candy and they fish around the bowl looking for the last pack of Nicorette gum. You know they're too old to trick or treat when they take a shortcut across your lawn in their new Tesla.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Greg]

Too old to trick or treat when they have to Notify their probation officer of their whereabout. You know you're too old to trick or treat when you're actively breastfeeding a baby. When their shoe. Shoe wear of choice is on clouds. Yes, the trick or treat.

[Bob]

I.

[Greg]

When they say trick or treat. If their voices are three octaves lower than Ace Cosby's Trick or treat. Trick or treat. A trick or treat. If they say to their friends, this is more fun than the weekend at the AVN Awards with all them hookers too old. Instead of throwing toilet paper in your trees, they heave preparation ape swipes.

[Bob]

Oh, boy. Those are old people.

[Greg]

You know they're too old. Yeah, when the fat kids mask is the same one he uses for a CPAP machine.

[Ace]

Kid has sleep apnea. He's so fat.

[Bob]

Too old.

[Greg]

Finally. You know a bunch of trick or treaters are too old when the home detention monitor on their ankle isn't part of their costume. Happy Halloween. And don't forget what my granddaddy always told me. Blood's thicker than water, but a bloody stool can cut short a hot knot of sex. I've heard that the plumber don't give a flush.

[Bob]

Thank you.

[Josh]

Yeah, some folksy wisdom from grandpa. Something about a bloody stool.

[Ace]

Elsewhere in sports, uncrustables are taking over the NFL and the story has taken over NFL coverage. The Fabulous Athletic has found out which teams eat the most prepackaged peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in the league. Everybody clear on what?

[Bob]

Uncrossed fabulous athletics.

[Ace]

I was like a fabulous moolah.

[Bob]

Sounds like a. Like a Richard Simmons tape.

[Josh]

It does. You're watching the Fabulous Athletic.

[Ace]

It's a good site. They put out good stuff. According to the outlet, the athletic NFL teams go through anywhere from 3, 600 to 4,300 uncrustables a week. The teams with the most per week uncrustable consumption are. These numbers look low to me. I think. I. But here we go. Denver Broncos, 700.

[Bob]

A week. Okay, a week.

[Ace]

Well, according to the NFL teams, this. The entire teams. This is league wide, right? Where the numbers are 3,600 to 4,300. And then individual teams. Denver Broncos, 700. Seahawks, 320. Jaguars, 315. Oh, Dolphins, 300. Uncrustables and then Falcons, 250.

[Bob]

But one is double all the others.

[Pat]

Yeah, right.

[Ace]

Denver Broncos.

[Josh]

Do you think it's the pot Bengals. And it's like a munchies thing. I assume uncrustables are super popular amongst owners.

[Pat]

I don't know.

[Ace]

Therefore it is true.

[Bob]

Just asking how many players on a standard team?

[Ace]

54 on the roster, so.

[Bob]

54 on the roster, so maybe.

[Ace]

But then you got.

[Bob]

I was going to say. So let's say 80 people in the locker room.

[Ace]

Fine. Counting coaches, maybe go for the 90. Sure.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Josh]

Do they let the practice squad guys eat anything?

[Ace]

No, they starving. We'll see what kind of athletes these guys are. Yeah, we'll see what his 40 time is if he haven't eaten in 3 days.

[Josh]

I was thinking if you were in the practice guard, you'd feel kind of like a second class citizen.

[Bob]

Oh, I'm sure.

[Josh]

Hey, coaches said okay if I have that uncrustable, I. You know, I'm kind of concerned number five might want it.

[Bob]

Yes, but you can't unwrap it.

[Ace]

Okay, see now this makes no sense to me. The Bengals and the Saints tied in with the least uncrustables at 50. 50. Okay, why even bother counting them?

[Josh]

Yeah, those are rookie numbers.

[Ace]

If one team has 700 and many.

[Josh]

A teenager goes through 50 in a week, wouldn't you say?

[Bob]

Joe, myself ain't big. Okay, yeah, well, maybe not 50, but a lot.

[Pat]

Wow.

[Ace]

Isn't the key you're supposed to microwave them or something? They make a bro.

[Bob]

We had somebody email us and I think it's the perfect way to prepare them.

[Ace]

I have never. I'm stealing aces line. I've never had an uncrustable.

[Pat]

Are you serious?

[Bob]

They're fantastic.

[Greg]

Amazing.

[Pat]

My kids lived on. I made them myself. I have a little trustable maker. Oh.

[Chick]

Changed my life.

[Josh]

No. Yeah, I did a little research on this.

[Ace]

Oh, you son of a. Are you going to mention this fact about uncrustable?

[Josh]

I think it's fascinating.

[Ace]

Well, I know you do. Go ahead.

[Josh]

It's from the great company Smuckers.

[Ace]

Like Smuckers? It has to be.

[Pat]

Good God, that's great.

[Josh]

That is your best impression.

[Bob]

Sound just like that guy Mason Adams. I love Mason Adams.

[Christopher]

I'll go ask Mrs. Pinchot.

[Josh]

That is very good.

[Ace]

He was from Lou Grant.

[Josh]

Okay, this Smuckers uncrustables quote. The pillowy peanut butter and jelly sandwiches found on the frozen aisle. Sales are about to hit a billion dollars annually.

[Ace]

Okay, who's laughing now?

[Josh]

To keep up with demand, the J.M. smucker Company is opening a third uncrustables plant. What's interesting about this, the product lost money for more than a decade.

[Ace]

Yeah, that's. Wow, that's something.

[Josh]

What's that do with you? Sorry, the arc of business doesn't interest you.

[Ace]

Of course. I thought you were going to mention this. The uncrustables eaten by the NFL in one year would cover 18 yards of a football field.

[Josh]

I wasn't going to mention that because I put that in your text.

[Ace]

I wasn't going to read it because I thought it was stupid. And then you went off on this other tangent.

[Josh]

I think it's illustrative of the quantity of. Of uncrustables that are consumed.

[Bob]

Well, when you look at the price, you go, hey, I could just make my own peanut butter and jelly.

[Pat]

Well, you can make them, too, with the. There's a little machine thing that told us.

[Ace]

Yeah, yeah, we know. You know you've got one, so you don't bloody freaking die.

[Josh]

You don't. You don't get.

[Ace]

None of us have an uncrustable machine.

[Josh]

You don't get the store bought, so you're essentially rolling your own.

[Pat]

Yeah, exactly. I want to know how you're supposed to prepare them. You started now supposed to microwave them.

[Ace]

Right, what, 10 seconds when they're frozen.

[Bob]

Right straight out of the freezer into the toaster? Yes. Yep. Try it. It's fantastic.

[Josh]

If you were on a plane and you were served an uncrustable and bit into it and broke a tooth, would you sue just like the lady?

[Bob]

I would sue everybody. Even because you're the person sitting next to me.

[Josh]

So ignorant.

[Ace]

I would sue the person sitting next.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play, and Stitcher. For Bob and Tom. Extra, this is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Greg]

Named one of the best personal finance.

[Bob]

Podcasts, the Stacking Benjamin show with Joe.

[Greg]

And his friends makes financial literacy fun.

[Ace]

Draymond Green has a podcast.

[Tom]

He was asking Mark Cuban why, at.

[Ace]

The beginning of 2024, Cuban sold a huge part of his company.

[Greg]

He's like, did you see how much money I got?

[Josh]

I'm sure there's a more graceful answer than that, but, dude, I bought it for 200 million and sold it for 6 billion.

[Bob]

Like, what the heck? I don't think it was that much more graceful than that.

[Pat]

Find out by searching the Stacking Benjamins.

[Bob]

Podcast wherever you listen.