BTExtra: Alli Breen with Sexy Time

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Extra: Alli Breen with Sexy Time

Episode Date: October 2, 2025
Host(s): The BOB & TOM Show (Bob, Tom, Mr. Obvious, Christopher)
Guest: Comedian Alli Breen
Main Theme: Comedy Q&A on Love, Sex, and Life Advice

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Episode Overview

This "Bob & Tom Extra" episode spotlights comedian Alli Breen in her recurring "Sexy Time" advice segment. The panel answers humorous relationship, romance, and lifestyle listener questions with unfiltered wit and playful banter. Expect classic Bob & Tom irreverence aimed at modern dating, cohabitation woes, noisy neighbors, and the perils of awkward social situations.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Opening Skit: Mr. Obvious Show - The Pilot/Pilates Mix-Up (01:41 – 06:57)

• Premise: A caller seeks career advice from Mr. Obvious, believing he’s training to be an airline pilot at his gym, only to discover he’s been in Pilates classes for two years.
• Notable Quotes:
  • Caller: "I wanted to be a doctor, but you have to go to college for that. I like those uniforms that pilots get to wear. I look great in blue, Mr. Obvious." (03:01)
  • Mr. Obvious: "No, caller, that's not pilots. It's Pilates. It's a physical fitness program designed by a man named Joseph Pilates." (05:40)
• Memorable Moments: The confusion with Pilates vs. pilots, ending with a mixup at a "Lamaze class" at a Mexican restaurant, showcasing classic show absurdity.

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2. Alli Breen Joins for ‘Sexy Time’ (07:10 – 23:08)

a. Relationship Suspicion After a Dream (08:49 – 10:23)

• Letter: Husband (truck driver, often away) dreams that wife is cheating; unsure if he should voice suspicion based on the dream.
• Panel’s Take:
  • Bob: “The dream isn’t the problem, the suspicion is the problem.” (09:14)
  • Tom: “Guys and girls can be friends.” (09:19)
  • Alli Breen: “The dream’s a good way to approach it without sounding actually suspicious. Like, ‘I had a dream...’” (09:53)
  • Panel debates whether mentioning the dream is clever or manipulative and joke about overanalyzing dreams.

b. Noisy Neighbors with Kids at Home (11:17 – 14:17)

• Letter: Couple struggling with neighbors’ extremely loud, frequent sex, worried for their young kids.
• Panel’s Advice:
  • Bob: “Go over and say, ‘I had a dream I killed my neighbors because they were having sex too loud. Isn’t that crazy?’” (11:45)
  • Tom: “Maybe they make movies for a living... OnlyFans couple, right?” (11:38)
  • Alli: “You can say, ‘I have kids, can you tone it down?’ and hope the couple isn’t psychotic.” (13:51)
  • Final verdict: Diplomacy is recommended, but ultimately a “construction problem” if the walls are thin.

c. Being Left Out of Bachelor Party at Destination Wedding (14:32 – 16:20)

• Letter: Woman's boyfriend attends a bachelor party during a destination wedding, she feels left out, doesn’t want to socialize with the bride’s group.
• Panel’s Humor & Perspective:
  • Bob: “He can go to his friend’s bachelor party and you just... watch Netflix soft porn, whatever.” (16:04)
  • Alli: “I never understand why people get upset about having a night to themselves... I’d love that.” (16:20)
  • Consensus: Enjoy the solo night, don’t guilt the boyfriend.

d. Living at Home at 34 and Dating Coworkers (18:40 – 20:24)

• Letter: Listener drives nice car, coworker assumes he’s rich, but he lives with parents at 34. Fears girlfriend will leave if truth comes out.
• Panel’s Response:
  • Bob: “If you’re gonna lie, keep up the lie as long as you can... You’re not gonna be able to.” (19:01)
  • Tom: “He’s got three weeks to find an apartment, that’s the answer.” (19:12)
  • Jokes about living at home and showing off the car/fake affluence.
  • Alli: “Maybe make an excuse to always go to her place, say yours is under renovation.” (20:37)

e. Roommates and Tinder Dates (21:04 – 22:46)

• Letter: Woman’s roommate objects to her bringing home multiple Tinder dates, wants to "vet" them. She disagrees as they pay equal rent.
• Panel’s Debate:
  • Mr. Obvious: “She has a point.” (21:25)
  • Bob: “Dear Easy, there’s no background check.” (21:26)
  • Alli: “How could you have them vetted by your roommate every time?" (21:50)
  • Suggestions: Get a deadbolt (Tom: “Not a bad idea.” 22:01); take a picture of guest’s ID.
  • Laughs about the practicality of roommate approvals and dangers of random guests.

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Notable Quotes & Fun Exchanges

• “You look like the femme fatale in those LA Detective movies... the kind of legs you wouldn’t mind strangling you.” — Bob to Alli (07:50)
• “If you’re 34 and still living at home, it’s time. It’s time to move out.” — Tom (19:56)
• “Hold up your license if you want to sleep with me — you have to submit your license to my roommate and get approved, like a condo.” — Alli Breen (22:46)
• “Order some food in, take it out of the containers and re-plate like you do. Have a lovely evening.” — Bob to Tom (16:42)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 01:41 – Mr. Obvious skit begins
• 06:57 – Skit ends, transition to main segment
• 07:10 – Alli Breen appears for Sexy Time
• 08:49 – First letter: Suspicion after a dream
• 11:17 – Noisy neighbors with kids
• 14:32 – Bachelor party dilemma
• 18:40 – Living at home at 34 and dating
• 21:04 – Roommate trouble with Tinder dates
• 22:53 – Final banter and wrap-up

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Tone & Style

The episode maintains a breezy, quick-witted, and adult comedic tone. Banter is irreverent, playful, and unfiltered but lightly tinged with practical advice. Panelists riff on one another’s jokes, push storylines to absurd conclusions, and playfully roast Alli about her “femme fatale” look and eating habits.

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Summary & Takeaway

This is a classic BOB & TOM: a blend of over-the-top characters, oddball advice for real and fake relationship problems, and crowd-pleasing guest Alli Breen dishing out humor-laced answers. If you crave comedy that mixes real-world issues (love, cohabitation, noisy neighbors, awkward social encounters) with relentless punchlines and spontaneous joking, this episode delivers.

Transcript

[Tom]

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[Bob]

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[Tom]

Budget, guardian angel, kinda.

[Bob]

You were very unhelpful. Good Fortune, directed by Aziz Ansari. Rated R. Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on the big show today, comedian Ally Breen with sexy time. It's coming up in just a minute. The holidays have arrived at the Home Depot and we're here to help bring the excitement with decor for every part of your home. Check out our wide assortment of easy to assemble pre lit trees so you can spend less time setting up and more time celebrating. And bring your holiday spirit outdoors with unique decor like one of our Santa inflatables. Whatever your style, find the right pieces at the right prices this holiday season at the Home Depot.

[Mr. Obvious]

Hello and welcome to the Mr. Obvious Show. I'm your host, Mr. Obvious. Let's go right to the phones. Hello, Mr. Obvious Show.

[Caller]

Hi, is this Mr. Obvious?

[Mr. Obvious]

Speaking.

[Caller]

Hey, Mr. Obvious, longtime listener, first time caller.

[Mr. Obvious]

Well, thanks for calling the show. I certainly couldn't do it without all you callers.

[Caller]

Sure you could, Mr. Obvious. I've heard this other fathead on the radio blabbers on for hours. He don't take no callers or nothing. Just blah, blah, blah, blah, spouting his opinion about everything under the sun. I don't like that.

[Mr. Obvious]

I hear what you're saying. Caller point. Well, take it. Did you have a question?

[Caller]

I need some career advice.

[Mr. Obvious]

Now we're talking. That's one of Mr. Obvious Specialties. I've counseled many a caller on important life decisions. Finding the right job is essential to one's happiness.

[Caller]

Yeah, I guess so. It's not so much the happiness I'm worried about. It's my mortgage. I've been out of work for a while and I really need a good job to pay off some bills.

[Mr. Obvious]

Well, the first place to start is figuring out what type of job you're qualified for and then finding opportunities in that field.

[Caller]

I already got the job picked out.

[Mr. Obvious]

Wonderful. What have you chosen as your new career?

[Caller]

I'm going to be an airline pilot.

[Mr. Obvious]

An airline pilot? Are you sure about that, caller?

[Caller]

Oh, I'm positive, Mr. O. I wanted to be a doctor, but then I found out you have to go to college for that. I really can't afford the time or money that that might take, so, you know, besides, I really like those uniforms that pilots get to wear. I look great in blue, Mr. Obvious.

[Mr. Obvious]

Gee caller, it sounds like you've really thought this through.

[Caller]

Oh, I sure have, Mr. O. Heck, I even already got me one of them pilot suitcases on wheels that you see them dragging through the airport. And I've been working on my in flight announce announcements. Listen. Attention passengers, if you look out the left side of the aircraft you'll see the Grand Canyon and on the right side you can see the Empire State Building, currently flying over Nebraska and The altitude is 75 degrees. Roger Wilco, Delta Niner 6.

[Mr. Obvious]

I guess you've got it all figured out. Let me ask you this, caller. Do you have any training to fly planes?

[Caller]

Well, yeah, I've been studying real hard for the past two years now.

[Mr. Obvious]

Oh, you have?

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Mr. Obvious]

Well, that's wonderful. How's school going?

[Caller]

We ain't even cracked a book open yet.

[Mr. Obvious]

What sort of things are you studying?

[Caller]

Mostly physical training, I guess.

[Mr. Obvious]

Well, I'm sure that's very important as well. You need a lot of physical strength and stamina. What sort of physical training are you doing?

[Caller]

Mostly strength conditioning, some flexibility training and a little cardio. It's all kinds of stuff.

[Mr. Obvious]

That's all well and good, but do you discuss flight theory, the history of aviation, instrument panel reading, anything related to flying?

[Caller]

No, no, not really. Well, sometimes in class while we're stretching and warming up, I pretend it's a pre flight check. That's just something I do on my own.

[Mr. Obvious]

So you've been gone for two years?

[Bob]

Yep.

[Mr. Obvious]

You're a full time student?

[Caller]

No, no, it's just an hour long class. Three times a week.

[Mr. Obvious]

Only three hours a week? Well, no wonder it's taking. Is this an accredited school?

[Caller]

Well, my instructor says he's certified. He was in the Air Force and even studied pilot classes in college.

[Mr. Obvious]

Pilot classes?

[Caller]

Yeah, that's what I signed up for.

[Mr. Obvious]

Where did you sign up for these pilot classes?

[Caller]

Well, that's what made it so convenient, Mr. Obvious. It's right here at the Gym where I work out. Free pilots classes. With my membership, I couldn't pass that up. I'm starting to think though that you get what you pay for, you know?

[Mr. Obvious]

How are we spelling pilots?

[Caller]

P, I, L, A, T, E, S.

[Mr. Obvious]

No caller, that's not pilots. It's Pilates. It's not a class for learning to fly planes. It's a physical fitness program designed by a man named Joseph. Pilates. They're very popular in gyms all around the country. It's no wonder you haven't spent any time in a flight simulator. You're doing exercises in a health club.

[Caller]

Pilates.

[Mr. Obvious]

Yes, Pilates.

[Caller]

I never made the connection. You know, Pilates sounds a lot like what I ordered at that Mexican restaurant I went to last week. Pilates. It was the worst Mexican restaurant I ever been to. They didn't have anything to eat. There's just a bunch of fat women sitting around on the floor complaining about feeling bloated. It was called Lamaze class.

[Tom]

It's a Lamaze class.

[Mr. Obvious]

It's for pregnant women.

[Caller]

That would explain the grumpy service I got.

[Mr. Obvious]

That's all the time we have. Thank.

[Caller]

I gotta tell you, Mr. O. I might not be able to fly an airplane yet, but I look fantastic in my uniform.

[Tom]

I'm sure you do.

[Caller]

Rock hard six pack abs and an ass you can crack an egg on.

[Bob]

Oh.

[Caller]

Oh, listen, do you think that this gym is a good place for my daughter to take her ballet classes?

[Mr. Obvious]

Oh, oh, wait, let me guess. You signed her up for spinning class twice a week. This has been the Mr. Obvious show.

[Bob]

Miss something? Here you go. We'll try to catch you up. This is Bob and Tom.

[Caller]

Extra.

[Bob]

We're gonna get up right now. We're gonna get cheered up with the lovely Ally Breen.

[Tom]

Are you at a funeral?

[Ally Breen]

Hi, guys.

[Bob]

Where are you, Ally? I can see.

[Ally Breen]

I'm in Boston.

[Bob]

How long were you in the wind tunnel?

[Ally Breen]

I know. It's out already. I'm already. I got the wind blown. Look, I look like I'm in the Munsters. Like study.

[Bob]

No, no.

[Tom]

But yeah.

[Bob]

Look, we're all adults. We all know what look you have. It's the post. What? It is.

[Ally Breen]

I wish you look.

[Bob]

You look like the. The freshly. You look well rogered. Yeah, that's a better way.

[Caller]

That's a better way to say it.

[Bob]

You're vigorously right. Vigorously right?

[Ally Breen]

Yes, I wish.

[Bob]

You look like the femme fatale in one of those. Those La Detective movies.

[Mr. Obvious]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Oh my God.

[Ally Breen]

I like that.

[Bob]

I knew she was trouble as soon as she walked into my la. Confidential. Yeah. You look like you're the lady. What do you think you are? Atlanta Turner, that is. She has the kind of legs you wouldn't mind strangling you to death with. No, the kind of legs you wouldn't mind sucking on for a day. It was a Wednesday. I wore a light coat. Her name was Breen. Ali Breen. Wasn't hot outside, but, boy, was it hot when I. She smelled the cheap perfume and trouble. Help me, mister, Help me. My boner couldn't help itself. Subtle. No, no, it means he made a mistake. Okay, Ellie is. It's a L, L, I, B, R, E, E, N. I spell it out because you can reach her on your favorite social media platform and ask her about your love troubles. Do you have any letters for us?

[Ally Breen]

I do. Dear Allie, the other night I had a dream that I caught my wife cheating on me. The thing is, I don't know how far out of the realm of possibility this is. I'm an over the road truck driver. I'm home maybe 36 to 48 hours a week, and I know she spends a lot of time with this guy. The guy in her dream, I guess. Do I mention the dream to her as I'm clearly suspicious, or just keep this to myself?

[Bob]

Ooh, man, boy.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Bob]

So the dream really isn't the problem?

[Ally Breen]

No, the suspicion is the problem.

[Tom]

I think that's the dream. Guys and girls can be friends.

[Bob]

No, they can't.

[Tom]

But if you want to ask her about it, just see how she reacts. Like, isn't this hilarious? I had a dream that you guys were screwing behind my back. That's just obnoxious. Right? And see how she reacts. If she gets defensive right away, then. I don't know. Because if you're pursuing it in a.

[Bob]

Funny way, do you have to bring. You have to bring the dream up? Yeah, yeah, do that. And have a video camera rolling to get her face. Maybe go into the vivid details of the dream, how it was working, dreams.

[Ally Breen]

The dream's the good way to do it without sounding like you're actually suspicious. Like, Jess is right to be. Like, I had a dream. I didn't think that, but, you know.

[Bob]

I didn't realize Allie was evil like that. I was dreaming that you were cheating on me.

[Mr. Obvious]

Yeah, but the silly.

[Bob]

Right?

[Tom]

The wife might be like, oh, my gosh, we did do that. That's so weird. You dreamt it?

[Bob]

No, we. Yeah. Oh, your dream. It was in. It was in the pool room. No, no, no. It was actually in the guest room. What's the old joke about the guy who loved golf? Yeah, yeah. The. The.

[Ally Breen]

The.

[Bob]

The lady. No, he is. No, his. His wife says to him, hey, listen, yeah. I want you to. If I die, if I die, I want you to get remarried. I hope you find a lovely lady, right? And I hope. I hope she loves golf like I do. Yeah. And he goes, but I just. Are, you know, are you going to give her my golf clubs? Right? And he says, no, no. A left hander. He's already banging her. You see, you set that up really well. You didn't help. I was. Man, you want. You want the Cliff? Cliff Notes jokes never work. Oh, I love them.

[Tom]

Is there an appropriate time for that? Like if you lose a spouse and then two months later you're with somebody else? Is that a little.

[Bob]

Are you asking for a friend?

[Ally Breen]

Quick, quick.

[Bob]

Are you asking for Patton Oswalt?

[Ally Breen]

I. I was going to say, especially when someone dies suspiciously. Yeah.

[Bob]

You never know. Leave him alone. Let's get back to our letters, Alex. Let's move on.

[Ally Breen]

Dear Allie, I just bought a condo and the couple next door has insanely loud sex morning, noon, and night.

[Bob]

Yeah, they do.

[Ally Breen]

We have two kids, ages 3 and 5. I want to say something to the neighbors and my husband says we really can't. What do you guys think? They're literally screaming all day.

[Tom]

Ew. Do they have a job?

[Ally Breen]

Apparently not.

[Tom]

Maybe they make movies for a living.

[Ally Breen]

Oh, yeah, yeah, exactly. An only fans couple, right? Could be.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Bob]

No. You go over and you say, I had a dream that I killed my neighbors because they were married. They were having sex too loud. Isn't that crazy? Ask what brand of Spanish fly they.

[Tom]

Have morning, noon, and night.

[Mr. Obvious]

Wow.

[Bob]

Yeah. I don't know. What do you. What do you think? Can you say anything to them? I don't think so. I'm going to try to channel Josh on this. I guess the mature thing would be to. Excuse me. A little loud during the day. Is there any way they were there first? It's like people a little bit. People that move in by the airport aren't allowed to be complaining about the sound of the airplane.

[Tom]

Right?

[Bob]

It's the same.

[Ally Breen]

You know that's gonna happen. You have no idea. Sex maniacs next door.

[Bob]

You're a realtor on the side, Christina. Don't you have to put as one of the things in there the loud sex? This house is in a floodplain and the people next door are really loud.

[Tom]

I always thought it would be a great idea if you could spend the night In a house before you bought.

[Ally Breen]

Yes.

[Tom]

I mean, seriously.

[Bob]

Right, Right.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Is it okay to use the toilet while you're looking at a house?

[Tom]

People do it.

[Ally Breen]

Sure.

[Bob]

This is a house, not an apartment situation.

[Tom]

A condo.

[Ally Breen]

So they're right on top of.

[Tom]

They share a wall.

[Bob]

Maybe get one.

[Ally Breen]

Well, you're allowed like, yeah. Sound thing. Because you're allowed. If someone's walking really heavily, you're allowed to ask them to bring carpeting. So is there something you can put on your wall?

[Bob]

Really? You could put that. You could put that foam stuff on the wall. I'm not sure how soundproof it would be. I. I hon issue with. They were either loud banger. It was the same couple. They fought like crazy and they had sex like crazy. Which sometimes I guess goes hand in hand. Sure, sure. And I would yell things to encourage either.

[Mr. Obvious]

Yeah.

[Bob]

She seems to love it.

[Ally Breen]

And I got.

[Bob]

I got so fed up. And then during the fight, I'd go, he's right. And I. I could only hear that they were fighting. I had no idea what they were talking about. Interfer.

[Ally Breen]

Did they pause after you said?

[Bob]

There would always be kind of a pause and then there would be knock on the door. They didn't get beat up. They didn't care. It was really annoying. And it was just me. I can't imagine if I had kids.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, but I mean, you can't just say that. You can say, I have kids. If you could tone it down a little bit and hopefully the couple's not psychotic and would understand.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Start blaring some gospel music at him or someone praying really loud. We're like, this is killing the mood. Oh, I'm so sorry.

[Bob]

Wait a minute.

[Ally Breen]

That's a good idea. Start blaring church music.

[Bob]

That is not a good idea.

[Ally Breen]

I love that Christian rock.

[Bob]

Get a pistol, get a pistol. Any kind. It's your choice. And some blanks. And start firing your gun while they're having loud sex. See what they do. That'll turn them on. Oh, really? Let's move on. We can't solve this one. This is a construction problem.

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, me and my boyfriend are going to a destination wedding and they have a bachelor party planned that I'm not allowed to go to.

[Bob]

My boyfriend.

[Ally Breen]

I told him maybe that night we should just do a romantic dinner because we're not gonna have any time to ourselves. And I won't have anything to do during the bachelor party. I don't really know or want to hang out with the girls. He says if I'm gonna make it Difficult. Maybe I just shouldn't go. But am I being difficult?

[Bob]

Good for him. Well, atta boy. Way to take charge. A bachelor party. A bachelor party the night before the wedding is always bad idea. Very bad idea. I don't know how that. I can't believe that's still happening.

[Tom]

I can't either. That's very rare. I mean, crazy, right? It's probably not going to be that wild if it's the night before.

[Bob]

Not necessarily. Sure.

[Tom]

Oh, well.

[Bob]

If he wants to keep her away from it.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Bob]

I would put it this way. Whose friend is it? Do we know?

[Tom]

It's his friend, apparently.

[Bob]

But you said he's not allowed to go to the bachelor party. No, she's not.

[Ally Breen]

She's not. So she wants him to not go to keep her company.

[Bob]

A buddy of mine.

[Ally Breen]

They'll just go to the wedding.

[Bob]

That's an unfair ask. How does bachelor party night before. And they put him on a bus to Cleveland and he missed. I'm not. It missed the wedding. They had to postpone it for like two or three days before he finally got back. My gosh. That his friends thought that was real. Oh, man. They think that was funny. Oh, yeah. This is an unfair ask. You're going. He can go to the bachelor party and you just. Yeah, sure. You're in a hotel room or whatever. Yeah, right. Watch Netflix soft porn. What is it?

[Tom]

Hunting wives. Some hunting wives. Then when he gets home, jump his bones. There you go.

[Bob]

Stay at home and play with yourself.

[Ally Breen]

Come on, get prepared.

[Bob]

Go to the mall. Look for another guy shopping. Charge it. Yeah, okay.

[Ally Breen]

I never understand when people get upset about having a night to themselves. I feel like I would love that. I'd be like, yeah, go do your thing. I'll take three or four hours and then. Yeah, yeah, that's when you get back.

[Bob]

That's great. I'm completely on board for that. A nice night by yourself. Don't you love that? Every once in a while.

[Tom]

Plus, everyone will hate you if he's the. You're the reason he's not going to the bachelor party. Like, they will all hate you.

[Bob]

You can order some food in, Tom. You could have it delivered and then you could take it out of containers and replate everything like you do. Be a lovely evening.

[Tom]

You can wait for the TVs to warm up.

[Bob]

Ally? Maybe. Ali, I think I figured out that you probably can't cook at all, but you probably get a lot of door dash. Are you. Are you like me? Do you? I like to put it on a nice plate. With real silverware. Maybe get a glass for my iced tea. Sit down like a gentleman.

[Ally Breen]

I wish that I could say I was anything like that. Nope. I go right from the plastic containers.

[Bob]

Rock and roll, baby.

[Ally Breen]

Because that's just more dishes.

[Bob]

I'll have to save a dish, save a planet.

[Ally Breen]

Yep, that's what I say.

[Bob]

No, but sit down and enjoy the moment. She does.

[Mr. Obvious]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, I can do that with plastic.

[Bob]

Absolutely. Just take the Chinese food, shovel it in.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, that's how you do it. You hold it right below your mouth.

[Bob]

Run to the bathroom. Run to the bathroom, shovel it out, puke to stay thin. Our guest is comedian Ali Breen. Send us your love troubles. Although I think I may have the answer if we can go back one letter. Okay, so if I understand the scenario. This couple has been invited to a destination wedding, and it's the guy's friend, right?

[Ally Breen]

Yep.

[Bob]

And. And he wants to go to the bachelor party, but she's not invited. And he's saying you have to say she should show up at the bachelor party and strip.

[Ally Breen]

There's one solution.

[Bob]

What do you think? Anybody?

[Ally Breen]

I like it.

[Bob]

No, it's ridiculous.

[Ally Breen]

It is ridiculous, but also pretty good.

[Bob]

That'd be pretty funny. Or at least start the strip.

[Ally Breen]

That would make him wish he stayed home.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Ally Breen]

That's for sure.

[Bob]

Let's get on to our next letter with Allie Breen. What do you got?

[Ally Breen]

Dear Allie, I have a good job and I drive a really nice car because I live at home and don't pay rent. Everyone at work just thinks that I'm actually a trust fund kid. I just started dating a coworker, and I don't know what to do. Do you think she'll run if she realizes I've been lying about my situation and actually live with my parents? I'm 34 years old.

[Bob]

This is. We've had this. We've had this letter before. This type of situation, make the commitment. You're gonna. You're gonna lie. Keep the lie up as long as you can. You're not gonna be able to. So he has already lied.

[Tom]

He's got three weeks to find an apartment. That's the answer.

[Ally Breen]

This isn't one of those things a nice one? Yeah, yeah. It's got to be a. Not like a hole in the wall.

[Tom]

Stay there for one month and then you go, I have to move. There you go.

[Bob]

Yeah, yeah. You know, he's got to immediately fix this.

[Tom]

Either has to come clean or like she said, find.

[Bob]

I just recently gone into witness protection, didn't we have this before and that. Didn't the guy's parents go on vacation or something?

[Tom]

And he was bringing a woman back.

[Bob]

He was bringing him back, and it was. It was real obvious that he didn't live there by himself.

[Ally Breen]

Exactly.

[Bob]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, those are.

[Bob]

Those are my. Those are my knickknacks. I collect. How much stool softener do you need?

[Tom]

Yeah, if you're 34 and still living at home, it's time. It's time to move out.

[Ally Breen]

Time to launch.

[Bob]

Although we're missing. We're missing the larger point. How cool is this car? It might be. That's the thing. I mean, I don't know why she wouldn't look at the situation as, all right, he's gonna spend money on me.

[Tom]

Instead of rent and his parents might spend money on her too.

[Bob]

Yeah, I know. I've always been a fan of live at home as long as you can, but no home games.

[Tom]

Well, then that's tough. It depends.

[Ally Breen]

It depends on how cool your parents are, I guess.

[Bob]

What if she lives at home? I hope that. I hope that cool car is a van.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah. Maybe make an excuse to go to her place all the time. Say your place is under renovation and.

[Tom]

No.

[Bob]

So you're saying. Keep lying. Josh, I heard you giving it to the. I heard you giving it to the girl last night. You made your dad proud. That's a long time. Okay, we can squeeze. Squeeze in one more letter. Once again, it's Allie Breen. A L, L, I, B, R, E, E, N. Alli's a very fine stand up comedian. Does a lot of TV stuff and she's everywhere and looking great today. And what have you got?

[Ally Breen]

Dear Allie, me and my roommate got into a huge fight the other night because I've been dating on Tinder and I brought three different guys home with me in the last two weeks. She says she needs to start vetting these guys cause she's not comfortable having strangers in the house where she's sleeping. I said we both pay equal rent and neither one of us are each other's parents, so that's ridiculous. What do you guys think?

[Mr. Obvious]

She has a point.

[Bob]

But, I mean, I don't. I don't totally agree with, but she kind of has a point. Dear Easy, there's no background check.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

Some guy just kind of.

[Bob]

She certainly gets around. Yeah, but that's. That is an awkward situation. It's going to happen, but she's going to keep bringing guys home and I don't.

[Ally Breen]

I don't know how you could have them vetted by your roommate every time, you know, like, sit them down. Like parents. You know, you're gonna have to introduce them, and I don't think it would work.

[Bob]

Get a deadbolt on your door.

[Tom]

Oh, that's not a bad idea, actually.

[Mr. Obvious]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Try to get a picture of their driver's license so if anything goes missing, you can be like, hey, look at this. It was this guy.

[Bob]

You've said some dumb things on the show. That's. That.

[Tom]

No, that's come up with dumber.

[Bob]

How are you gonna. How are you gonna get the guy's driver's license?

[Tom]

The girl that's banging him has to somehow get it, and then you can have.

[Bob]

No, you've got a weird conspiracy. That's no dumber than a deadbolt. Hey, I'll just not let my roommate in.

[Tom]

No, she's saying in.

[Bob]

Yeah, no, she can still steal her things.

[Tom]

You can come back later and kill her, right? Yeah, because now he knows where she lives.

[Bob]

Now we have death. I'm sorry. Now we've gone. Now we've gone to a murder. No, no, no, no, no. Don't actually kill her. Tell her you had a dream about killing her. Okay, good. It all ties in. Thank you.

[Ally Breen]

Submit his license. You could say, hey, if you want to sleep with me, you have to submit your license to my roommate and get approved. As if it's like a condo.

[Bob]

Like, if you want to watch pornhub in some states.

[Ally Breen]

Yes, you have to hold up your license.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Tom]

If that were. If you guys went home with a woman and she said, I mean, if. Yeah, I have to take a photo of your id, what would you do?

[Bob]

I would do it, but Pat would redact his real birthday. He doesn't care about anything except for the birthday. I have a fella who can do quite a wonder with. I can make him a really good fake idea. Good fake id. Thank you much, very. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play, and Stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody. The United States Soccer Federation presents the U.S. soccer Podcast. Searching for an inside look at the people, stories, and passion that fuel the state of soccer in America. Who's going to be the key man for the US Men's national team? First and foremost, they need to win.

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