B&TExtra: Letters, Bread, & a Tim Wilson song

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Extra: Letters, Bread, & a Tim Wilson Song

Date: October 21, 2025
Hosts/Cast: Tom Griswold, Bob Kevoian, Kristi Lee, Josh Arnold, Chick McGee, Christopher

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Episode Overview

This episode of BOB & TOM Extra is a lively collection of listener letters, nostalgic dives into classic soft rock, comedic bits, and a musical tribute to Jerry Reed via a Tim Wilson song. The cast delivers their trademark mix of quick-witted banter, playful jabs, musical deep cuts, and absurdist storytelling—all anchored around nostalgia for old tunes and freewheeling audience interaction.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Listener Letters & Literary Allusions

[01:56–03:00]

• The show opens with mailbag fun, including a listener named "TS," prompting Tom and Bob to riff about T.S. Eliot and his unexpected ties to Broadway’s Cats.
• Notable quote:
  • Bob: “Every time you read my name, you always mention T.S. Eliot. So I finally had to look him up because I had no idea who he was.” [02:18]

2. "Guitar Man": Elvis, Jerry Reed, and Bread

[03:05–05:00]

• The crew confusion about the song “Guitar Man” leads to a discussion of Jerry Reed’s role in the Elvis classic and the different song by Bread.
• Chick recounts Reed being pulled from a fishing trip to play for Elvis.
• Notable story:
  • Chick: “His guitar player couldn’t do that. So somebody said, get the guy who played it and wrote it, Jerry Reed. They found him fishing, like, a day later. He came in and his waders and played the guitar.” [04:01]
• Tom reminisces about spending days with Tim Wilson, learning all things Jerry Reed.

3. Bread, Air Supply, and Soft Rock Snark

[05:15–07:00]

• The conversation turns to Bread and solo artist David Gates. Kristi identifies "Goodbye Girl" as his hit.
• Josh provides his signature roast:
  • Josh: "The first time Air Supply heard Bread, they said, who are these pussies?" [05:19]
• They discuss the films Goodbye Girl and Bob’s love of movie trivia.

4. Tim Wilson’s “Woman Talk Like Jerry Reed” Song Tribute

[06:12–07:20]

• The group introduces and plays Tim Wilson’s comedic tribute to Jerry Reed, “Woman Talk Like Jerry Reed,” filled with Southern humor and musical nods.
• Lyric highlight:
  • “She looks like Cindy Crawford but that ain’t the way she sounds. When we make love, I keep hearing ‘Eastbound and Down.’”
  • Bob: “Little tribute to Jerry Reed ... throw some groceries down my neck.” [07:22]

5. Tallest Listener Contest & Sasquatch Hijinks

[07:27–07:49]

• Ongoing jokes about the tallest Bob & Tom Show listener turns into a comedic letter from ‘Sasquatch in the Pacific Northwest’.
• Josh reads:
  • “Good morning, everyone. I’m the tallest listener at 8′3″. When I’m able to find an open wifi and stay hidden, I will listen for hours. Your biggest fan, Sasquatch from the Pacific Northwest.” [07:34]

6. Tom-isms and Family Stories

[07:56–08:31]

• Listeners share Tom Griswold’s malapropisms; one recalls a young child calling a cowboy hat a “horsey helmet.”
• Bob: “Perfectly valid.” [08:33]

7. Hat Fashion, Skin Cancer, and Awkwardness

[08:42–09:06]

• Bob recounts wearing a straw cowboy hat to a soccer game to protect against skin cancer.
• Tom: “Well, skin cancer.”
• Bob: “Even though I only have the basil-something, shuts them right up.” [08:55–09:02]

8. Joey Buttafuoco, Infamous Headlines, and Mary Jo Impressions

[09:29–11:01]

• Listeners chime in about the infamous Buttafuoco case. Kristi confirms both Joey and Mary Jo are still alive and discusses their fates.
• Bob: “If you shoot somebody ... I think maybe jail might be appropriate for a while. What do you think? Yeah, you shot me in the face, dummy.” [11:01]

9. Sneeze and Fart Stories, Embarrassment in Class

[11:46–12:47]

• Bob reads a listener story of a sneeze-induced fart in class, and the ensuing hilarity and embarrassment.
• Chick: “She did the and released a massive fart. The whole class was laughing…” [12:31]

10. Bread’s “Baby I’m-a Want You”: Love It or Hate It?

[13:11–15:46]

• They revisit the soft rock debate, this time with Bread’s “Baby I’m-a Want You.” Josh and Bob thoroughly dislike the song; Tom and Chick defend it.
• Memorable quote:
  • Josh: “Nothing has ever sucked harder than that song.” [14:15]
• Bob and Chick lampoon the lyrics and delivery, pushing the discussion into parody.
• Kristi: “You guys don’t have a heart.” [14:43]

11. Soft Rock, Band Origins, and Bawdy Jokes

[15:54–16:45]

• Tom and Bob riff on Bread's band name, origins, and playfully make up seedy backstories.

12. Post-Surgery Dreams: Seeking Medical Advice

[17:22–18:00]

• Bob asks the audience—tongue-in-cheek—if having “unbelievable series of bizarre porno movies” dreams after surgery is normal.
• Bob: “A week after surgery, should one be having extraordinarily erotic dreams?” [17:29]

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Notable Quotes & Moments

| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote/Description | |-----------|-------------|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:18 | Bob Kevoian | “So I finally had to look [T.S. Eliot] up because I had no idea who he was.” | | 04:01 | Chick McGee | “They found [Jerry Reed] fishing…came in his waders and played the guitar.” | | 05:19 | Josh Arnold | “The first time Air Supply heard Bread, they said, who are these pussies?” | | 07:34 | Josh Arnold | “Good morning, everyone. I’m the tallest listener at 8’3”…Sasquatch from the Pacific NW.”| | 12:31 | Chick McGee | “She did the and released a massive fart. The whole class was laughing…” | | 14:15 | Josh Arnold | “Nothing has ever sucked harder than that song.” | | 17:29 | Bob Kevoian | “A week after surgery, should one be having extraordinarily erotic dreams?” |

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Segment Timestamps

• Opening & TS Eliot Letter – [01:55–03:00]
• Guitar Man/Early Musical Nostalgia – [03:05–05:00]
• Bread, Air Supply, and Soft Rock – [05:15–07:00]
• Tim Wilson’s Song – [06:12–07:20]
• Tallest Listener (Sasquatch) – [07:27–07:49]
• Malapropism Letter – [07:56–08:31]
• Cowboy Hat/Skin Cancer Chat – [08:42–09:06]
• Buttafuoco Segment – [09:29–11:01]
• Sneeze Story – [12:09–12:47]
• Bread’s "Baby I’m-a Want You" Debate – [13:11–15:46]
• Post-Surgery Dreams & Finale – [17:22–18:00]

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Final Thoughts

This BOB & TOM Extra delivers exactly what fans love: a motley mashup of absurd listener stories, relentless musical digs, and sharp, affectionate ribbing among the hosts. Whether they’re dissecting soft rock, resurrecting infamous news stories, or reading wild emails, the crew’s camaraderie and sarcasm are ever-present. Classic BOB & TOM—equal parts campy, snarky, nostalgic, and offbeat.

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Transcript

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[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show today. Letters, bread and a Tim Wilson song. It's on the way in just a minute.

[Sports Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

Who cut the cheese?

[Chris]

Oh, man, oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Who cut the cheese? Who cut the cheese?

[Chris]

Oh, man, oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, who cut the cheese? Now some more Bob and Tom. This is Bob and Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Extra.

[Tom Griswold]

Letters, Letters.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll grab some of the. Some of our mail here. Apparently there was a moment on yesterday's show there was some confusion about song. This is comes to us from TS who points out that every time he sends an email I mentioned T.S. eliot.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, makes sense.

[Bob Kevoian]

Born in St. Louis, I believe. Famous American poet. He said, I Every time you read my name, you always mention T.S. elliott. So I finally had to look him up because I had no idea who he was. Oh, in a weird way, probably most famous for the Broadway show Cats being based on his one of his odd little side things, but more importantly, the wasteland or the love song of J. Alfred Prufrock.

[Tom Griswold]

It's long hair stuff. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Better self reading that today. It's a little thick. He goes, my new favorite line from the show yesterday. Someone said, I believe this may have been Chick McGee. That's nice. Excuse me, I want to get the line right.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not the right guitar man, you idiot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, guitar man. I think that was you.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, maybe it was me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe it was because the Jerry Reed version.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a great Elvis song, Guitar man, that has Jerry Reed on guitar. Yeah. And I think that was added after the fact, actually.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, we were talking about Guitar man from Bread.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He was fishing and they found him fishing. And he came in the studio.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. This is the. This is the Elvis goodbye note.

[Tom Griswold]

My son and I left Kingston with.

[Bob Kevoian]

My guitar under my coat.

[Tom Griswold]

I hitchhiked all the way down to Memphis.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here comes Grace, Jerry. It's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Jerry was very good.

[Chick McGee]

His guitar player couldn't do that. So somebody said, get the guy who played it and wrote it, Jerry Reed. They found him fishing, like, a day later. He came in and his waiters and played the. Played the guitar.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. What? He was right. Now, I love that Tim Wilson song also. Maybe we can dig that up.

[Tom Griswold]

I was going to say I spent, I don't know, it seemed like four days in a car once with Tim Wilson. Told me everything I wanted to know about Jerry Reed. I feel like I've studied, had a Jerry Reed course.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Jerry Reed is, I. I think, most famous for.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Smoking the Bandit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the snowman. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Him and Fred in the. In the. In the semi.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But hang on to your ass, Fred. A beagle Fred.

[Kristi Lee]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And. And we were discussing the song Guitar man, but you are actually talking about the one. Is that a David Gates?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think David Gates had but one hit as David Gates. And I forget what it was right now. I'd have to think.

[Kristi Lee]

I'll look it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

He. Bro.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he went solo egomaniac. And it didn't go well, other than one song, I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

And. But we got into this discussion and Josh made an interesting point, a critical point that I. And I admired very much. I believe it involves another band known as Air Supply. Do you recall your. Your thought?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. The first time Air Supply heard Bread, they said, who are these pussies?

[Kristi Lee]

He did Goodbye Girl.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, okay.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

With Richard Dreyfuss successful single as a solo artist.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love that movie.

[Kristi Lee]

That's a good movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a great. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where he plays Richard iii.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't really remember it.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the guy from. I heard somebody, the Jeffersons is the director. He's terrible.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess Richard Dreyfus was absolutely impossible on the set. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it Marsha Mason?

[Bob Kevoian]

Who? Yeah. Marcia Mason.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Mrs.

[Bob Kevoian]

So long since I've seen That, but. Well, thank you very much for the letter, Tim, and I'm glad we've enlightened you about T.S. eliot and. But T.S. by the way, his actual name is Tim. Thank you very much. Now, I thought we'd play a little short thing from Tim Wilson. For those of you familiar with Jerry Reed, I think you'll enjoy this.

[Chris]

Married a woman talk like Jerry Reed. God just didn't bless her with the vocal cords she needs. She looks like Cindy Crawford but that ain't the way she sounds when we make love I keep here in Eastbound and down I work 60 hours a week and I bring home my check and she says, son, you got to take me out somewhere and throw some groceries down my neck. So I took her to a fancy restaurant she looked down her nose and said, now why don't we stop at a choke and puke for some grilled cheese sandwiches? I married a woman Talk like Jerry Reed ought to be on the COVID Playboy. Cause that buddy's garin. She talks just like that guitar man that crawled out of a swamp. Thataloosiana low won't save you, son When I knock you in the head with a stomp she thinks my name is Amos when she ain't calling me son Amos. Son, I'm under stress. Let's go somewhere there's fun. So I flew her to Europe and I spent 10,000 bucks she told me I'd have had more fun thumbing a ride on an overloaded poultry truck.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, so good.

[Chris]

Love songs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Little tribute to Jerry Reed. Think of him, John.

[Tom Griswold]

Throw some groceries down my neck.

[Josh Arnold]

We were inquiring about the tallest listener we might have.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I think we got up to 6. 9.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this may beat it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Good morning, everyone. I'm the tallest listener at 8.

[Tom Griswold]

3.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Believe him.

[Josh Arnold]

When I'm able to find an open WI Fi and stay hidden, I will listen for hours. Your biggest fan, Sasquatch from the Pacific Northwest.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

So I think that contest is over.

[Bob Kevoian]

With this kind of credibility, we should be doing a political show.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom. My son had a Tom can't find the word moment. We need to come up with a name for that. Tom Malaprop. Tom Malaprop.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whatever. No, it's. You create words. When you can't think of something, you.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess Tom speaks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, a quick description of it.

[Tom Griswold]

My son was about 5 years old or watching a parade. Many antique cars were passing by, and one car in particular was driven by a man wearing a cowboy hat. My son exclaimed look at that man wearing a horsey helmet.

[Sports Announcer]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Perfectly valid.

[Tom Griswold]

Randy from Kentucky. Perfectly valid. All right. How's your cowboy hat coming?

[Bob Kevoian]

Wore to a soccer game yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

You did? Right there on the sidelines.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wore the.

[Kristi Lee]

The straw one because it's still warm. Check local.

[Tom Griswold]

Did anybody come up and say, hey, what's going on? Text or anything like that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then I. But it's a really easy way to shut them down when you explain. Well, skin cancer.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Well.

[Bob Kevoian]

Even though I only have the basil, something shuts them right up.

[Josh Arnold]

What a rocking tour.

[Chick McGee]

Great conversation.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I. I don't know anything about horses, but, you know, I. I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom has a common to. He really knows how to connect with people. Kennedy had it.

[Chick McGee]

And same with C. In a conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

You feel bad now I could have cancer, huh? Go suck it, pal. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just warning people out there, you got to be careful. Stay out of the sun.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and top show. I can't believe you guys talked about Joey Butafuko the other day.

[Josh Arnold]

Either can I?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I couldn't either. I'm with you.

[Tom Griswold]

Without having Christy Lee do her fabulous Mary Jo. But a Fuko impersonation?

[Kristi Lee]

Not doing that. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

What did it sound like?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, remember the story is that Amy came over to the Buttafuocos because she was in love with Joey.

[Kristi Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And Mary Jo answered the door, and Amy shot her in the face.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Right.

[Sports Announcer]

There.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are these people all still alone?

[Tom Griswold]

Mary Jo had a go. Funny jaw after that. Because you get shot in the face, your jaw's not gonna go back.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know who's around still and who isn't.

[Tom Griswold]

That wasn't neither.

[Bob Kevoian]

Slimy ugliness.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was. That was requested by Ramon in Orlando, Florida.

[Bob Kevoian]

We had a lot of lives from Ramon.

[Tom Griswold]

Ramon's a good man.

[Kristi Lee]

Both Joey and Mary Jo are still alive.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are they still together?

[Kristi Lee]

No. Oh, I don't believe so. No. He was.

[Tom Griswold]

Well. And Amy must be out there somewhere.

[Chick McGee]

She's doing some movies.

[Kristi Lee]

He remarried to someone else. Ivanka. He married an Ivanka?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, now is.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, I'd. I'd give a thousand dollars if that was Ivanka Trump. I don't know. Why would that be so. Weir would be unbelievable.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, I think it would be believable, kind of. That could. That could have happened. Did. Did she go to prison?

[Chick McGee]

I think she did.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course, Amy did serve some time.

[Kristi Lee]

Both of them did. Didn't he go for a year or so?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He ran a body Shop. Remember that?

[Bob Kevoian]

But if you shoot somebody, he's married.

[Kristi Lee]

To a guy named Lou.

[Bob Kevoian]

Shoot somebody in the face. I think maybe jail might be appropriate for a while. What do you think? Yeah, you shot me in the face, dummy.

[Josh Arnold]

Steve Bumi.

[Tom Griswold]

Square? Are we square?

[Kristi Lee]

She wrote a book.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I missed that one. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Amy or Mary Jo?

[Kristi Lee]

Amy Fisher. My story.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know what?

[Josh Arnold]

We shouldn't say anything until we get her sign.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Might be the great American novel. You don't know?

[Josh Arnold]

We never know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Back to our letters. This is from Michael. I've been listening since the last century. What we used to call the 1900s. I remember those days.

[Tom Griswold]

Punk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wi fi. I was a marine station at Camp Pendleton, California.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, we'll have to tell Han when he gets here.

[Bob Kevoian]

My buddy and I were out drinking. We wound up in a fight in the parking lot.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ultimately, I knocked the guy out cold in the process. He broke my nose. We got back in my buddy's car and left. I started sneezing uncontrollably. There was blood everywhere. His wife was not too happy about the car.

[Sports Announcer]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't imagine that was the letter.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's it like? We were talking about exciting sneeze stories.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, I threw my sneeze story away because it was so disgusting, I couldn't read it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was in my ninth grade science class, dead quiet, taking a test. A girl in our class started out a so called wind up sneeze.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the one. Classic.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never done that.

[Bob Kevoian]

She did the and released a massive fart.

[Josh Arnold]

I love when that.

[Bob Kevoian]

The whole class was laughing. She had to go out in the hall. Every time they tried to bring her back to take the test, the laughter started again. They finally made her take the test in the hallway. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Eric.

[Bob Kevoian]

Eric. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

This is an actual Tom Griswold sneeze recorded live one morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, That's a big one.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've had better ones than that. I believe I was recording some commercials behind my back.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think the recording device was down the hallway, and it just happened to pick ambient sound from the. From the room.

[Chick McGee]

Led Zeppelin drum session.

[Tom Griswold]

You can hear you sneezing out on the Dear Bob and Tom Show. You never did get around to playing Bread's Baby I' Ma want you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, this is a song that both Josh and I despise because it's the. The Lawrence Welk delivery. A one and a two. Baby, I'm a fits.

[Tom Griswold]

The flavor, the melody, the feeling. I' Ma want you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is he talking to a baby?

[Chick McGee]

Listen to that voice.

[Bob Kevoian]

If I said. If I said, baby, I' ma want you to. Kelly, I would. I wouldn't have time to pack a suitcase.

[Tom Griswold]

I might have. Isn't this my house, too?

[Sports Announcer]

Boom.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want to know the woman who wants to be talked to that way.

[Kristi Lee]

If you grew up at a certain.

[Josh Arnold]

Time.

[Kristi Lee]

That you would slow down.

[Tom Griswold]

These days, I just. I want to be around if either one of you ever are. Just true love kicks you right between them.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing has ever sucked harder than that song.

[Tom Griswold]

That's an amazing, wonderful one.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean? It's wonderful right from the start. You never question that.

[Bob Kevoian]

What chord is that? Is that a C, as in crap?

[Tom Griswold]

I hope everyone heard. Josh's already garbage right out of the gate.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's got the sappy strings that kick in there at the end.

[Kristi Lee]

You guys don't have a heart.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you kidding me?

[Bob Kevoian]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I probably love romance more in this room. 20 years behind Christy, I'm. I think I'm the most romantic.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I'm gonna. We'll each give you. We'll get it. 20 bucks each?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you say this to anyone in the next month, how are we going to check that you are? Josh. He's the most honest of any of them.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I want you in some situation.

[Sports Announcer]

Without.

[Bob Kevoian]

Without being sarcastic to say, baby, I'm a want you while. While horizontal. So this could be an encounter with some.

[Chick McGee]

She goes, baby, I'm a leaving Nobody.

[Tom Griswold]

Nobody. When that song was popular, nobody thought, what the hell is that?

[Chick McGee]

You never questioned it at all.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't wait for that song to come on again. I love that song.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you know my point of view on lyrics. I think Papa Umau MAU are perfectly valid lyrics. Baby, I'mma want you. No, Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think Brett had, like, 10 number one hits.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not saying they weren't popular.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not great. Those guys were all session guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever. I know there's some sort of seedy underbelly that you want to ruin bread for me. It's fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

It's okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ruin bread?

[Tom Griswold]

I love bread.

[Chick McGee]

I do, too. Brett's Greatest Hits, man. On the way to Wildwood, New Jersey, one summer.

[Tom Griswold]

Damn right I played it over. Well, you know, I don't know if you know this or not, but David Gates. Well, he only had a penis. I'm not sure if you knew that.

[Chick McGee]

That's Carol and Bakes cut off in a bread box.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they they wanted to have five.

[Bob Kevoian]

Letters so it could be wordle. The original name of the band was suck. What? I want to make it with you. I hate. This is even worse.

[Chick McGee]

Just keeps coming.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember when make make it meant make. Hey, you want to make it net sex. It was so disgusting. And there was this song. Making it.

[Tom Griswold]

Really, really reaching out for the other side.

[Josh Arnold]

Means nothing. And I feel.

[Tom Griswold]

Garbage.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Wait. I just tried playing it into AI and it said, please turn this crap off.

[Chick McGee]

Says we can do better.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Where are we, you heartless bast?

[Bob Kevoian]

Lost my place. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

My childhood.

[Bob Kevoian]

I need to know from someone that is experienced with medical stuff post operative. A week.

[Tom Griswold]

A week after I feel like I got my hernia taken out.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is a serious question. A week after I need an anesthesiologist to weigh in. A week after surgery, should one be having extraordinarily erotic dreams?

[Tom Griswold]

Erotic?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. I. I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to hear this. I don't want to hear this.

[Kristi Lee]

I don't want to hear this.

[Chris]

I don't want to.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Something else is going.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I mean, this unbelievable series of bizarre porno movies. I'm waking up in the middle of the night going.

[Christopher]

That'S it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

The United States soccer Federation presents the U.S. soccer Podcast.

[Josh Arnold]

Searching for an inside look at the people, stories and passion that fuel the state of soccer in America.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who's going to be the key man for the US Men's national team? First and foremost, they need to win.

[Kristi Lee]

There's something so fun about being the underdog.

[Chris]

You're playing with house money.

[Josh Arnold]

Almost.

[Kristi Lee]

But what does this success mean for.

[Bob Kevoian]

The future of U.S. soccer?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you're getting deep now.

[Josh Arnold]

This is where soccer will come to life.

[Tom Griswold]

The U. S. Soccer podcast. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.