BTExtra: Soap talk, & Artificial tongues

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show Extra: "Soap Talk & Artificial Tongues"

Date: September 17, 2025
Hosts & Guests: Tom Griswold, Bob Kevoian, Kristi Lee, Chuck, Donnie Baker

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Overview

In this Bob & Tom Extra episode, the crew brings their trademark comedic banter to two weird and wonderful topics: a nationwide recall of potentially dangerous hand soaps ("Soap Talk") and a new scientific development—an artificial tongue capable of "tasting" and learning flavors ("Artificial Tongues"). The show is laced with classic Bob & Tom humor, offbeat anecdotes, and playful ribbing, keeping the tone lively even as they touch on serious news and science.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Donnie Baker's Take on Marriage

[02:06 - 04:37]

• Donnie fields a listener question about why he's never married, using his irreverent humor and wild storytelling.
• Compares marriage to "a scratch-off ticket" and recounts tales of heartbreak and revenge.
• Memorable story involving lighter fluid, bug zappers, and failed relationships.
• Punchline analogies: “I love Funyuns, but some days I get a craving for Andy Capp’s hot fries.”
• “I’m like a mustang on the open range. Nobody’s fencing me in.”

Notable Quote:

"If I wanted to do that, I'd go back to juvie. I hate being locked down. I swear to God I do."
— Donnie Baker [02:24]

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2. Soap Recall and Hand Hygiene

[04:45 - 13:19]

Nationwide Hand Soap Recall

• Tom brings up the recall of Derma Right Industries' foaming hand soap due to contamination with Pseudomonas aeruginosa bacteria, which can cause severe or even deadly infections.
• The affected products were sold between December 2023 and May 2024.
• Banter about questionable branding (misspelled “Kleen” and “Right”) and distrust of companies that misspell “clean.”
• Chuck jokes, “Sounds like the name of a really pretentious alt-rock band—Pseudomonas Aeruginosa.”

Notable Quotes:

"That's the opposite of what you want from your soap, right?"
— Kristi Lee [04:55]
"Wouldn't regular soap be okay? ...Not for your perineum."
— Bob Kevoian & Chuck [07:16]

Special Soaps & Bar Soap Preferences

• Dialogue about niche soaps, including a perineal cleanser ("the taint").

• Discussion of bar versus liquid soaps; Bob swears by Ivory bars, Chuck offers microwave-melting hacks.

• Running joke about bar soap accidents:

  “Every once in a while it accidentally slips all the way in. You know what I’m talking about?”
  — Bob Kevoian [08:05]

• Soap sack (“washcloth material all around”) discussed by Kristi.

• Team reveals their quirks: Kristi’s soap sack, scented versus unscented, and frequency of changing soap accessories.

• “True men don’t wipe, they just wait until they shower.” [10:23]

Handwashing Etiquette

• Debate about washing hands before or after using the restroom, especially after eating spicy foods ("chili pepper down there”).
• Comedic worry about sensitivity and soap stinging in private regions.

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3. The Artificial Tongue

[14:18 - 16:44]

• Tom introduces new research: an artificial tongue that detects and "learns" chemical compounds, identifying flavors with up to 96% accuracy in complex drinks (coffee, Coke).
• Kristi inquires about medical application (e.g., tongue implants), but it’s clarified this is for industrial/diagnostic use, not medical prosthetics.

Notable Quotes:

“Artificial tongue sounds like a Shakespearean thing.”
— Bob Kevoian [15:35]

• Playful sci-fi and medieval jokes: "The king no longer needs a taster!" [16:00]

Hypothetical Dilemma

• Kristi is asked: If her husband could only keep his tongue or his penis due to a medical parasite, which would she pick?
• Chuck immediately jokes: “Cut her tongue out, please. Just cut it out.” [16:48]
• The segment takes a deeply silly and risqué turn, typical of Bob & Tom show humor.

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4. Unusual Ways to Make Money: OnlyFans "Fartist"

[17:34 - 22:03]

• News story about Kristy ("Kirsty Farts") from Wales, who earns $3,100/month recording herself farting for subscribers—mostly Americans—on OnlyFans.
  • Includes farting into perfume and on brushes.
• Laughs about suggested names (e.g., "fartist," "Mary Fartman," "Flatulencer"), and puns about farting in thongs and different items.
• Speculation on customer requests and content niches.

Notable Quotes:

“She could be doing worse.”
— Kristi Lee [19:23]
“If you wear a thong, does that divide it when it comes out? What is farting in a thong like, Christy?”
— Bob Kevoian [20:29]

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Memorable Moments & Quotes

• Bar Soap Accidents:
  “Every once in a while it accidentally slips all the way in. You know what I’m talking about?”
  — Bob Kevoian [08:05]
• Handwashing Debate:
  “True men don’t wipe. They just wait until they shower.”
  — Chuck [10:23]
• Artificial Tongue Shakepeare Gag:
  “Don’t trust Dafman, he speak with artificial tongue.”
  — Bob Kevoian [15:35]
• Fartist Name Game:
  “Flatulencer.”
  — Bob Kevoian [21:20]

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• Donnie Baker’s Take on Marriage: [02:06 – 04:37]
• Soap Recall News: [04:45 – 13:19]
• Handwashing & Soap Banter: [08:00 – 13:19]
• Artificial Tongue: [14:18 – 16:44]
• OnlyFans Fartist & Name Puns: [17:34 – 22:03]

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Tone & Style

The episode maintains the classic, irreverent humor for which The BOB & TOM Show is known. The banter is quick and sarcastic, with a flair for the absurd—yet occasionally drops in genuine health advice or social commentary, always lightened with a joke.

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For Listeners Who Missed It

This episode dives into bizarre health headlines and even stranger side hustles, all through the lens of the Bob & Tom crew’s comedy. From soap that makes you sick to artificial tongues and OnlyFans fart stars, nothing is too odd or taboo for a riff. Listeners are treated to sharp wit, wordplay, and the kind of locker-room humor that keeps the BOB & TOM Show a mainstay in comedic radio.

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Transcript

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[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show today. Soap talk and artificial tongues coming up in just a minute. I'm Christian McCaffrey, pro running back, and Abercrombie is an official fashion partner of the NFL. I'm not kidding when I say NFL by Abercrombie. Broke the Internet last year, and I think this season's lineup is even cooler. And so does my wife, who keeps stealing all my hoodies. Stay fit for the season and Abercrombie's newest arrivals shop NFL by Abercrombie in the app, online and in store.

[Donnie Baker]

Yeah, here's the latter, man. Dear Donnie Baker, How's Cam? If you're so good with hot chicks you've never been married before, sign Casey in Cleveland. Well, first of all, Casey, I ain't into marriage. I look at hot chicks like scratch off tickets. Once you rub them off, the game's over anyways. And trust me, they ain't all winners, man. And why should I settle down now when I've worked so hard to get off double chefs? And I mean, I paid my dues, so why should I spend all my time in the same house with the same person? Hell, if I wanted to do that, I'd go back to juvie. I hate being locked down. I swear to God I do. Seems like every time I make a promise to a chick, the whole thing goes downhill anyways. Just like Angel Skinner. I loved her, man. I swear to God I did. So one Saturday, I'm helping her dad lay pea gravel around the porch, only to find out at the same time, she was off roping Todd Boner's cousin under a picnic shelter. And I know you did, Angel. Cause you still had charcoal on your butt when you. Nobody's buying your story about a brown bear eating your bra, Angel. Bears are carnivores. I looked it up and I know you gave it to Ricky anyways, because I seen it hanging from his rearview mirror to four way stop two weeks later. I swear to God I did. So that's why I went ahead and poured lighter fluid on your old man's bug zapper. You both deserved it. He never paid me and you broke my heart. Truth is, man, I don't think marriage is worth it. I mean, I love Funyuns, but some days I get a craving for Andy Capps hot fries. I swear to God I do. I mean, I'm like a mustang on the open range. Nobody's fencing me in. I mean, popping a question and running off to Gatlinburg sounds fun, but once the romance is over, it's the same feeling you get when you do the log ride for the second time. The thrill is gone, man. Oh, and by the way, on the log ride, make sure you position yourself in the line the right way. Get like two or three behind a fat chick. Make sure they're in front, man. That tidal wave will come up so huge, it'll drench your date's T shirt, and you'll be walking around with the best set of meat thimbles in the whole park. I swear to God, it's worth it. But back to marriage, man. Take my baby best friend, Scotty. He's been married four times. I'd be like, hey, man, let's go park some park. He's like, I can't, Donnie. I'm married. I said, come on, Scotty, your vow's set in sickness and health. Just tell Vonda cheating's your sickness. I swear to God I did. Vonda wasn't buying it, though, man. She filed the next day. She got half of everything. Hell, she even took half of Scotty's deer stand. So now when he goes hunting, hell, he's looking up at him. I swear to God he is. Marriage sucks, man. I gotta go.

[Bob Kevoian]

For those of you who always need something extra, well, here you go. This is Bob and Tom. Extra.

[Tom Griswold]

You've been warning people about this, so I thought we'd bring it up. The manufacturer recalling a line of hand soap after tests found it may be contain contaminated with dangerous bacteria.

[Kristi Lee]

That's the opposite of what you want from your soap, right?

[Tom Griswold]

It seems silly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Keep reading. It actually gets worse.

[Tom Griswold]

Derma right industries says certain lots of its foaming hand soap could contain pseudomonas aeruginosa.

[Chuck]

Oh, not pseudomonas aeruginosa.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's a bacteria that can cause serious and life threatening infections, Especially in people with weakened immune systems.

[Bob Kevoian]

Spells the name of a really pretentious alt rock band.

[Tom Griswold]

Pseudomonious. The soap was sold nationwide in gallon jugs between December 2023 and May of 24.

[Chuck]

You know how you buy it, Tom? Gallon jugs.

[Tom Griswold]

Uh huh. The company says anyone who purchased the affected product should stop using it immediately in return for a refund. The FDA says pseudomonosis infections can enter through cuts or breaks in the skin, potentially causing bloodstream infections or sepsis. And that we all know.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh my gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it can kill you. But here's what's the first clue to me is the name of the company is Dermaclean.

[Chuck]

Derma, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Said Derma Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

In mine, that's the. Dermaclean is one of the lots. Oh, the, the, the bigger company is Derma, right?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are four brands that they cite here. They spell clean. K L E E N. Oh, there you go.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Chuck]

Derma though. Epidermis.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. But if they don't know how to spell clean, they don't know how to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then they have one called clean foam. K L E E N. Oh, they.

[Kristi Lee]

Gotta knock that off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, that's.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, but didn't you say it stopped selling in 24 and they're just now letting us know?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's kind of bad.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, it takes about a year for everyone to die off.

[Chuck]

Let me tell you a little bit about class action lawsuits.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now this is Derma right Industries makes these and there's a couple of different brands. One of them is called. Boy, I don't know how to pronounce this one. Perigueni. Perigene, maybe. I think you're P E R I G I E N E. And that's an antiseptic cleanser for the perineal area.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, no kidding. The taint.

[Bob Kevoian]

So that's. There's a special soap for the old.

[Chuck]

Well, you gotta, you know, you're gonna, you're gonna entertain, you're gonna wash. Yeah. You know, you're gonna give your kitchen a shower before.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wouldn't regular soap be okay?

[Chuck]

Well, not for your perineum.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really. Everybody knows I've been using Ivory soap and I could be.

[Chuck]

Oh, no, you don't want to use that.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you really still use Ivory soap?

[Chuck]

You use whatever your mommy told you to use, don't you?

[Bob Kevoian]

I have bars of Ivory soap in my shower right now.

[Tom Griswold]

You honestly do bars?

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Chuck]

How many bars you don't use?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, right now, probably. Well, there's one more or less full bar. Then I have the slivers of some of the old ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you stack them on top?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, stack them on top. Make a little Ivory soap sandwich.

[Chuck]

You know what you do? You put those in the microwave, heat them up a little bit and they mush right together.

[Bob Kevoian]

I did not know that.

[Chuck]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you buy the S stuff? Like, what about shower wash?

[Kristi Lee]

Likes what?

[Chuck]

He likes body wash. No, no, no, no.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, you do. You.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like having a bar of soap. Every once in a while it accidentally slips all the way in. You know what I'm talking about?

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, boy, that can be hard to retrieve.

[Tom Griswold]

You just said that on the air.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a joke.

[Kristi Lee]

I like doing it all the way in and see if I can burp bubbles.

[Chuck]

Think about that with the perineum soap. Now, come on now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't mean to confuse anybody, but yeah, they're. They're. This company has this article goes on forever describing which of the soaps have been recalled. But the fact that it could the one of them can cause sepsis.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's not good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pretty serious.

[Kristi Lee]

You know, I. I use that special perineal soap, Taint misbehaving Pretty good. I found it's less abrasive than taint your wagon.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, Tate and Ms. Mava was pretty solid. Taint your wagon. Kind of a stretch. Yeah. Lee Marvin. Did I tell you one of his lesser efforts.

[Chuck]

Did I tell you the one of the times my mom and dad were the maddest? They went to the drive through. They were waiting for paint your wagon because Clint Eastwood and Lee Marvin. And Lee Marvin are in this movie. This has got to be action wall to wall.

[Kristi Lee]

You got Cat Ballou and the man with no name in the same movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it turns out to be.

[Chuck]

It's a musical. What? They were so mad.

[Kristi Lee]

I've heard it's embarrassing, but is it as bad do you think as people.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you not seen it?

[Kristi Lee]

I have not seen it. I haven't seen Shirley McLean, the love interest.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do not know.

[Kristi Lee]

I like her. She's spunky.

[Chuck]

Yeah, yeah, Spunky. The apartment, she was spunky.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

In Any event, be careful. If you have any of these products from Derma right now.

[Kristi Lee]

Do you have any.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they spell right. Wrong. Also D E R M. Would you ever R, I T E. I mean. Well, right there.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Chuck]

Would you ever switch to a body wash? Some sort of lotion? Do you use a washcloth or you just use the bar soap?

[Bob Kevoian]

I have a washcloth on occasion.

[Kristi Lee]

On occasion I'm back to bar Soap.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. Dr. Squatch. But I have not a washcloth but a soap sack that you put. You put the bar of soap in. And it's a washcloth material all around. And use that. And it is fantastic.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then. Then does it dry with your.

[Kristi Lee]

It does. It dries. And then every new barc.

[Chuck]

Encrusted.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes. Wash. Because the true.

[Chuck]

You're feeling.

[Kristi Lee]

Your true men don't wipe. They just wait until they shower.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Chuck]

That's exactly right.

[Donnie Baker]

It can get crazy.

[Kristi Lee]

I look like a. The sole of a construction boot back there.

[Bob Kevoian]

After a rainy day.

[Chuck]

Back there. You mean back there.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you change it out every bar of soap?

[Kristi Lee]

Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They get. They send you a new one or do you.

[Kristi Lee]

No, I have two. And so you wash one. I wash one while. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

While the others these pure soap or do you use a deodorant soap?

[Kristi Lee]

I think it's just pure, so. But. Oh wait. What are you saying? I don't know the difference.

[Chuck]

Well, you know, ivory soap is 99 and 199.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a soap. It doesn't have like. It's not scented.

[Kristi Lee]

Mine's 99.5 lie. It just. You feel it.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'll notice here that I, I. We have nothing but unscented soap.

[Kristi Lee]

I have not noticed that because I.

[Tom Griswold]

Noticed that I use the scented soaps.

[Chuck]

I use the scented soap in the men's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hate the scented.

[Chuck]

Well, it's in the men's and the women.

[Kristi Lee]

By the way, those soaps are great. Those, those sense. And you know, I'm very sensitive.

[Tom Griswold]

Not bad.

[Chuck]

They're fine.

[Kristi Lee]

Sensitive. But yeah, they're good. They're good. No, the Meyer.

[Bob Kevoian]

It sounds like you've been, you know, fisting. Where do you round heeled at a naval base in 1905.

[Chuck]

What unscented soap do you think we have here that we don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we have the squirty unscented soap.

[Chuck]

Where is that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Should be in the. In the men's room.

[Kristi Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Should you not wash your hands after?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, we're all using.

[Tom Griswold]

We're all using the same.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know I'm with Josh. I don't wash them. I just wait till the end of the day, get the shower. But I mean, if you're buying soap and it's actually could potentially kill you, that's not right.

[Kristi Lee]

No, it isn't right. No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, buying a salad and finding out it's deep fried. Just, you're. You're. You're trying to get.

[Kristi Lee]

You know, you have me before that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Analogy, so be careful. If you've got. Whatever it is. Dermaclean.

[Kristi Lee]

Has anyone ever said this, like, I feel like you should wash your hands before.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Kristi Lee]

Restroom.

[Bob Kevoian]

More than after we had that news story.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, just recently.

[Kristi Lee]

Because I. Yeah, I never understood the app. Like, I'm not dirty. Like, why. I guess I'm just peeing. I'm not even touching anything. Yeah, you touch it, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Kristi Lee]

I just pull down and flop it out.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then you're free. You free for it.

[Donnie Baker]

I'm being frisk.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, I don't necessarily. I don't hold my wiener the whole time I'm peeing.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't?

[Kristi Lee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not like all guys do.

[Kristi Lee]

Like a fire hose, where you have to.

[Chuck]

Oh, yeah, you gotta hold.

[Kristi Lee]

I gotta hold it.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, you don't.

[Chuck]

You gotta hold it.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, he has to keep it out of the water, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do you think I got. Tennis elbow. You just think weighs a ton.

[Kristi Lee]

You just hold it so that somebody's touching it.

[Chuck]

Let me tell you that when you said last week, I don't want to have sex infrequently enough that everybody knows.

[Kristi Lee]

When I got like, my biggest fear.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chuck]

That. That went a long way with yours.

[Kristi Lee]

True.

[Bob Kevoian]

But we did have a thing. I was just recently about washing hands.

[Tom Griswold]

Before you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Before you go.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chuck]

And I say both. Why not both?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What was then part of the story was, particularly if you're eating. What was it? Mexican food or something.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want to burn your. You get chili pepper down there or something?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, that's chili pepper, Peter. That's got to be as bad for women.

[Bob Kevoian]

Peter Peck.

[Kristi Lee]

I always get nervous for girls. Why doesn't I? I don't know. I feel like it's a very. It's so such a sensitive area that even soap down there would sting. I. I get.

[Chuck]

Well, if you have an opening.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, I know. I. Well, it's just in my head, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, I don't have that problem.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, I know, I know. But I Just worry about you ladies.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I appreciate that you want to, once again mansplain the menstrual periods to them.

[Tom Griswold]

And keeping with our medical theme, scientists have created an artificial tongue that tastes and learns like a real human organ.

[Chuck]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

The artificial tongue works by dissolving chemical compounds in liquid and then, quote, unquote, learns the unique patterns for various chemical compounds in order to identify the flavors and remember them. In the experiment, the device identified four basic sweet, sour, salty, and bitter with 72.5% to 87.5% accuracy. It had 96% accuracy for drinks with multiple flavor profiles like coffee and Coca Cola. According to researchers, the tongue could lead to automated systems for food safety and early detection of diseases through taste analysis.

[Kristi Lee]

Huh. So that's the practical application for it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think you can.

[Kristi Lee]

It's not a transplant, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Not a tongue transplant.

[Kristi Lee]

If you get tongue cancer or whatever, this could be your.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, the spokesman said.

[Kristi Lee]

So.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's still working on it.

[Kristi Lee]

If anybody invents a time machine, the first thing I'll do is go back in time and not look at him when he did that. You gonna go kill Hitler? No, I gotta take care of something first.

[Chuck]

Hang on a second.

[Bob Kevoian]

Artificial tongue. Sounds like a Shakespearean thing.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes. Yes. You know what? It kind of sounds like a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't trust that. Don't trust Dafman. He speak with artificial tongue.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

The friar is a liar. Well, I. It'll be interesting to see if this. I guess. So this is sort of for industrial use or something. This isn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like it. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Something you're gonna have at the house. The king no longer needs a taster. I'll pass the artificial tongue over here. I want to see if this is poison.

[Kristi Lee]

Christy, your husband comes down, unfortunately, with some sort of awful parasite.

[Chuck]

I have a parasite.

[Kristi Lee]

And it can either eat away his penis or his tongue.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh. Are you gonna make me pick?

[Kristi Lee]

Yes.

[Chuck]

Well, she answered a lot of questions right there with that.

[Kristi Lee]

It's. I. I don't even know what an answer now. I just love that there's a dilemma that you. It's going to be tough for you to decide, and she gets to decide. Yes, That's. That is. That is a good point. Yeah. I have no say.

[Tom Griswold]

I know he would pick it.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it gets it. One of them is destroyed.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Chuck]

Hang on a second. Cut her tongue out, please. Just cut it out.

[Kristi Lee]

No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's gonna. He's gonna want his wiener.

[Tom Griswold]

His wiener.

[Bob Kevoian]

So his next Word's gonna be.

[Chuck]

I can't take that.

[Kristi Lee]

She goes.

[Chuck]

At least she touches it now.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, I took a turn, didn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Good. A nice dilemma to suggest that'll be sort of a classic.

[Tom Griswold]

A woman from Wales.

[Bob Kevoian]

Schrodinger's. No, I can't say that, but Schrodinger's Box. What have you got over there?

[Tom Griswold]

A woman from Wales claims she makes over $3,000 a month by selling videos of herself breaking.

[Chuck]

Oh, not that whale.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay, sorry. Three times 12. What is that, 36,000 a year? Not bad.

[Tom Griswold]

According to Whales Online, the 28 year old known only online as Kristy Farts. Not spelled my way. K, R, I, S, T, Y.

[Bob Kevoian]

So it's Kirsty.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry, you're right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kirsty Alley.

[Kristi Lee]

Kirsty Farts.

[Tom Griswold]

Kirsty Farts.

[Chuck]

It's Christy Farts. Everybody heard it and we're going to start.

[Tom Griswold]

I fart. Everybody farts, right?

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, boy, you just made somebody's day.

[Chuck]

Oh, I wish Christie'd fart on me.

[Tom Griswold]

Kirsty says she started recording herself passing gassing gas after receiving a hefty vet bill.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay. So she needed to make ends meet real quick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. After a little over a year, the influencer and only fans creator now claims to have almost 9,000 fans, mostly in America, and earns as much as $3,100 a month for her Flatulence themed content.

[Chuck]

USA. USA.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

She says she is naturally super gassy and uploads up to 60 videos a month.

[Kristi Lee]

60? That's two a day.

[Tom Griswold]

Including clips of herself passing gas into her perfume.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You like this or farting on a brush?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Now I'm gonna comb your hair.

[Chuck]

Yeah, run that through his hair. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

While her father is unaware of this unusual side hustle, he don't know her mom. Says she's proud of her honey.

[Kristi Lee]

I. You know, it brings a tear to my eye. What? How proud you are. No, no. That gas, boy. Man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, God.

[Kristi Lee]

You know, she could be doing worse.

[Tom Griswold]

True.

[Bob Kevoian]

It could be. What? What is it? What's her name? Her name is Kirsty.

[Tom Griswold]

Kirsty.

[Bob Kevoian]

So it could be. And she goes by. What is it? Kirsty Farts.

[Tom Griswold]

Kirsty Farts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Could be Kirsty Queefs. That'd probably get more money, don't you think?

[Kristi Lee]

I think so, yeah. Maybe she should branch out. I wonder if the customers have like a specific, like, hey, I want you to eat, you know, green bean casserole or kimchi, then fart, you know, on Chopsticks or whatever and fart in your purse. Like if there's just fart in a shoe or. I wonder if it's a. I wonder if it's a shot of the actual. I know if you get some. If you can see some flexing. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they can't be naked.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was reading down here. This says she's only. She's fully clothed mostly with her clothes on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, maybe she wears a thong or something.

[Kristi Lee]

Like, maybe she want. They want to see, like it. Purse, if you will. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, this is.

[Kristi Lee]

Lock her up, baby. If you wear a thong, is that cutting wind? Does it divide it when it comes out? What is farting in a thong like Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, boy, it's been a long time since I've worn a thong. I don't recall.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, here's your assignment. Tune in tomorrow.

[Kristi Lee]

Man, oh, man. Wouldn't you go with a fun pun though, if you were a only fans fartist. Not just Kirsty Farts, but fardist.

[Chuck]

Like, did she call herself a fartist?

[Kristi Lee]

No, but I call herself.

[Bob Kevoian]

She calls herself. Isn't it. Didn't you say she calls herself an influencer?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I would say.

[Chuck]

Yeah, a fartist is much better when you go to fartist.

[Kristi Lee]

Mary Fartman. Mary Fartman. What's another.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm trying to think of in fartist a word sounds like influencer.

[Chuck]

You know what the fart wants, the fart gets. Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Flatulencer.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. Home is where the fart is.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm glad hat's not here. He doesn't like the word fart, does he? Oh, no, it's really.

[Chuck]

I'm not crazy about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I'm with you here.

[Kristi Lee]

But in this case it's, you know.

[Chuck]

Yeah, a fartist.

[Kristi Lee]

Mama gas. Is that word.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, if there was, would there be like the mamas and the Papas?

[Kristi Lee]

Right, Right. So mama gas. I'm just trying to think of do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Instrumental versions of their big hits with the fart sound instead. Miles.

[Kristi Lee]

Monday. Monday. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why would you prefer. This is dedicated to the one I love.

[Kristi Lee]

California Steaming.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, these are all terrible ideas.

[Chuck]

All the leaves are brown.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, they weren't brown into each other.

[Kristi Lee]

So were my panties.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes. Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

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