B&T Extra: Comedian Myq Kaplan

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Extra: Comedian Myq Kaplan

Episode Date: July 28, 2026
Main Guests: Bob Kevoian, Tom Griswold, Christopher, Christy Lee, Myq Kaplan

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Episode Overview

In this episode of The BOB & TOM Show Extra, comedian Myq Kaplan joins the crew for a hilarious, wide-ranging conversation. The episode, true to the show’s comedic and topical spirit, weaves together personal anecdotes, witty banter, lighthearted roast, and the delightful weirdness found in offbeat news stories. Myq Kaplan brings his signature wordplay and observational humor, discussing everything from monogrammed towels and naming traditions to sunscreen made from beer waste and the peculiarities of comedy specials’ release timelines.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Myq Kaplan’s Name and Early Inspirations

• Background on Spelling: Myq explains the unconventional spelling of his name, inspired at age 14 by Prince changing his name to a symbol.
  • “Compared to what Prince did, I’m a pretty normal guy. You can still use a regular keyboard… So I was like, I’ll be M-Y-K. A friend was like, why not go full bananas, you know, go put a Q in there?” (04:31, Myq Kaplan)
• Monograms and Initials: The group discusses monogram traditions and confusion over initials on towels and shirts.
  • “If your name’s Robert, but you go by Bob…does he get an R? Does he get a B? I’m like, it’s M all the way, but the rest of it, you can’t see it coming.” (05:35, Myq Kaplan)
• Movie Poster Arrangement: Fun observation about how stars' names don't always match their image order on posters.
  • “You ever look at a movie poster…it’s the cross. It’s the Crosby, Stills, and Nash album cover.” (06:53, Tom Griswold)

2. Comedy Interludes and Quickfire Jokes

• Bob and Tom riff about “man boobs” with a comedic musical interlude, lightening the mood ahead of Myq’s segment.
• Myq’s observational comedy is highlighted throughout, such as describing “OCD” as having the “D big in the middle.” (07:19, Myq Kaplan)

3. Offbeat News Stories & Witty Takes

• Pizza Delivery Assault: A Domino’s driver in Missouri allegedly runs over a customer over a tip dispute.
  • “I wish I were the judge. I would do a Domino’s-themed sentence. Well, you’ll be delivering pizzas in 30 years or less.” (09:01, Tom Griswold)
  • “Here’s a tip.” (09:11, Myq Kaplan)
• ‘Pooping Neighbor’ Story: Woman in Florida caught vandalizing with feces.
  • “She’s pooping like a fox.” (10:51, Myq Kaplan)
  • “That just goes to show, you can’t judge a book.” (10:36, Myq Kaplan)
• Fake News Debunked: Viral story about baptizing an alligator in a Waffle House debunked.
  • “Yes, but who is snopesing Snopes? We need to know exactly who Snopes is.” (11:42, Tom Griswold)

4. Viral Animal Videos & Fact-Checking

• Discussion about a real viral video: golden retriever towed by a water-jet hovercraft.
  • “He’s the Evil Knievel of golden retrievers.” (13:04, Myq Kaplan)
  • “Golden retrieval.” (13:07, Tom Griswold)
  • “Check that out. It’s out there floating.” (13:01, Tom Griswold)

5. Science News: Hops Waste in Sunscreen

• Researchers discover spent hops (beer waste) may boost sunscreen effectiveness.
  • “Spent hops is what I call my knees.” (13:37, Tom Griswold)
  • Myq talks about his serious adoption of sunscreen thanks to his partner’s skincare influence, before riffing:
    • “You know how, like, if you like the Grateful Dead, you might be called a Deadhead… She’s really into skincare, so we don’t know what to call her.” (13:54, Myq Kaplan)
  • “Your IPA has an ABV and a good SPF.” (15:02, Tom Griswold)

6. Myq Kaplan’s Alphabet Joke Series

• Myq is working on a project where each stand-up bit is themed on a letter of the alphabet.
  • I is for “incel”:
    • “INCEL is short for involuntarily celibate. And I just feel like, if you’re an incel, you can say the whole thing out—what are you doing with your time?” (15:31, Myq Kaplan)
    • “I explained it in terms that he could understand: It’s when sparks don’t fly.” (16:17, Myq Kaplan)

7. Behind the Scenes: Comedy Specials Release Timelines

• Myq gets candid about how long it takes for specials to be released.
  • “I filmed it in September… of 2021… didn’t come out on YouTube until November of 2025.” (16:58, Myq Kaplan)
  • On industry delays: “Whether or not they know what they’re doing, they’re doing the same thing to everybody.” (17:39, Myq Kaplan)

8. Playful Body Image Banter

• The crew (especially Tom) jokes about weight fluctuations captured in comedy specials and ill-fitting T-shirts.
  • “Are you an XL or a double XL? Maybe the nice way would be: What size would you like?” (18:05, Myq Kaplan)
  • “How large is your shame?” (18:18, Myq Kaplan)
  • “Who likes a mean fat guy?” (19:08, Tom Griswold)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On name changes:

  • “When I was about 14, Prince changed his name to a symbol … I was like, I’m not gonna go that far.” (04:31, Myq Kaplan)

• On comedy terms:

  • “You know how, like, if you like the Grateful Dead, you might be called a Deadhead … she’s really into skincare, so we don’t know what to call her.” (13:54, Myq Kaplan)

• On incels:

  • “If you’re an incel, you can say the whole thing out, because what are you doing with your time?” (15:31, Myq Kaplan)

• On animal videos:

  • “He’s the Evil Knievel of golden retrievers.” (13:04, Myq Kaplan)

• On industry delays:

  • “Whether or not they know what they’re doing, they’re doing the same thing to everybody.” (17:39, Myq Kaplan)

• On playful insults:

  • “How large is your shame?” (18:18, Myq Kaplan)
  • “Who likes a mean fat guy?” (19:08, Tom Griswold)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Introduction and musical interlude – 00:51-03:59
• Myq Kaplan enters, name origin story – 03:59-05:50
• Monograms, initials, towels banter – 06:03-08:10
• News stories & comedic riffing: pizza tip dispute, feces vandalism, fake gator baptism – 08:33-11:42
• Viral golden retriever video – 11:49-13:10
• Beer waste sunscreen, skincare routines – 13:14-15:15
• Alphabet joke series & ‘incel’ bit – 15:15-16:19
• Comedy specials release timeline explained – 16:24-17:39
• Playful banter about weight, shirts, and body image – 17:46-19:08

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Summary Takeaway

This episode is a packed, energetic showcase of the BOB & TOM Show’s blend of irreverent humor, observational wit, and contemporary oddities—brought alive by Myq Kaplan’s sharp comedic lens. Whether lampooning towel traditions, riffing on viral videos, or picking apart the logistics of comedy releases, the group delivers punchline after punchline, laced with camaraderie and playful jabs. Myq's clever wordplay and amiable presence fit seamlessly with the show’s zany, quick-witted dynamic—making it a must-listen for fans of clever, layered comedy.

Transcript

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back.

[Tom Griswold]

It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on the big show today, comedian Mike Kaplan. He's on the way in just a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

You've been warned.

[Bob Kevoian]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Back when I was 20, I looked really great but now I'm pushing 50 and I've gained a little weight. I don't know what happened to my masculine physique. These things protruding from my chest make me look like a freak man booze, man booze he's got a massive rat man boobs, man boo the guy is really stacked I'm tired of getting hit on by every drunken slob Last night I went to Hooters and they offered me a job man boots, man boots he's got an achy back man boots Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa When I look in the mirror it's really kind of weird I look like Dolly Parton with a penis and a beard I used to have a girl but she's no longer here who wants to date a bad guy who needs his always here man boobs, man boobs we can't believe they're real man boobs, man boobs we'd like to cop a field I'm eating way too much I better call it quits or I'll end up on a website called Men with Great big Boots. Bambooz. Sometimes when I'm naked I like to shake my hips and pretend I'm at a bachelor party Stripping for tips. I'm a middle aged accountant with a pair of double Ds. I could win a wet T shirt contest with these. He's got a bouncy pear man boobs, man boobs they jiggle everywhere My flesh is really flabby When I walk it ripples My boobies look like footballs with little hairy nipples man boobs, man boobs the biggest we have seen man boobs, man boobs I can Playboy magazine Man boobs, man boobs can we get a trap? Ample. Now some more Bob And Tom. This is Bob and Tom Extra joining

[Tom Griswold]

us in the studio. Comedian Mike Kaplan is here. You spell your name Mike? M, Y, Q. Weirdo.

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

Yeah. That's strange.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that an actual. On your birth certificate, or is that a. Like a. A rebellious.

[Mike Kaplan]

I'm glad you asked. So my birth certificate says Michael. It's no secret. That's my legal name. I'm an outlaw.

[Tom Griswold]

It also says Kenya

[Mike Kaplan]

on the long form.

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

It's.

[Mike Kaplan]

Can you believe it? So when I was about 14, Prince changed his name to a symbol for reasons that we were not privy to because of the. Probably the contractual oblig that he was under to his record label, but at the time, to this impressionable youth. I just saw a cool artist doing a weird, fun thing, and I'm like, I'm not gonna go that far. So compared to what Prince did, I'm a pretty normal guy. You can still use a regular keyboard. You don't even need to get a new hieroglyphic stamp, you know? And so I was like, I'll be. I was at an artsy summer camp with some friends. I originally was like, I'm just gonna go M, Y, K. I keep the K. And a friend was like, why not go full, you know, bananas, you know, go put a Q in there. I. I, like, I still got the M for my. My monogrammed things. Obviously, I don't. I always wonder when you. If your name's Robert, but you go by Bob, like, that's my father's name. I'm like, does he get an R? Does he get a B? I'm like, it's M all the way, but the rest of it, you can't see it coming. Yeah. Then I found out a few years later, Prince had a reason for doing it for, you know, record label dispute reasons. And he changed back to Prince. And I was like, well, I'm out here alone now. You know, I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine being his manager? You're gonna. You're gonna do what? You're gonna. You're gonna change your name to a symbol that isn't even on a keyboard.

[Mike Kaplan]

Unpronounceable. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The artist formerly known as Prince, what is his real name? His name. Real name is Prince Nelson. Nelson. Rogers Nelson or something. Gotcha. Now, you mentioned initials.

[Mike Kaplan]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Why? Christy, I'll ask you this. No. Do you have initials on your towels?

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

I do not. My husband has them on his cuffs of his shirts.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he have his. Is the. Is his last initial the one in the middle?

[Mike Kaplan]

Yes.

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

And then it's a And an R on the other side of it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What. What's that tradition all about?

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

I don't know why you have the last name.

[Tom Griswold]

So if so, JFK would be J small and a small F on the other side of the K. JKF.

[Mike Kaplan]

I'm on your side 100%. You know, it's like this as well. Do you ever look at a movie poster where it's like. Let's say it's like, you know, Keanu Reeves and Morgan Freeman, but their names are above the other. So if you don't know who they are, you're like, ah, look. Look at that. Like, you know, distinguished, elder black man, Keanu Reeves, you know, it's the cross.

[Tom Griswold]

Mistake. It's the cross. It's the Crosby, Stills, and Nash album cover.

[Mike Kaplan]

Yeah, that.

[Tom Griswold]

Most famous.

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

They're not in order.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not in order.

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

Okay.

[Mike Kaplan]

What order are they in? Is it Crosby, Nash and Stills or Nash, Stills and Crosby, Nash, Crosby and Stills. There's only six possibilities. Which one is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the anal retentive hour is ending. As your host, I want to be stormed out. I must go. I. I take. I take full responsibility.

[Mike Kaplan]

I have what you might call odc. The D is big in the middle, you know. Oh, and the C around it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's our guest, Mike Kaplan. We're gonna go back to the news desk with Christy Lee. What have we missed?

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

Do you have monogram towels? Do you have those?

[Tom Griswold]

Tom just got married. Oh, yeah. You know something? I. I think I have towels that just say Arnold.

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

That's cool.

[Mike Kaplan]

Yeah, I love that. You don't. I. I also have things in my home that if you ask me about them, I don't know, like the things that I own. My girlfriend's like. I know more about that than. Than you do.

[Tom Griswold]

So at least the towels we have are absorbent. There was a time, going back many years I can remember, in one of the bathrooms, there was a towel you weren't allowed to use if you washed your hands.

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What's the point of that status? It had all the absorbency of aluminum foil.

[Mike Kaplan]

Can I tell you, when I was a kid, I read a Mickey Mouse comic book, and there was a scene where Mickey goes to Minnie's house and he goes to sit down in a chair and. And she says, no, no, you mustn't sit in that chair. It's an antique. It's very old and delicate, and you. So you mustn't sit in it. And then she's like, and here's an Antique mirror. It's like, I know it's very rare and I mustn't look into it, you know, So I feel like that's what the towel is all about.

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

There you go. A Domino's delivery driver in Missouri, as the police say, turned a routine pizza delivery into a violent encounter.

[Mike Kaplan]

Oh, boy.

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

The driver allegedly using his car to strike a customer during a heated dispute over not receiving a sip.

[Mike Kaplan]

Oh.

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

Mr. Zachary Walton, 36, was arrested in Fulton.

[Tom Griswold]

You ran a guy over.

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

Facing multiple felony charges, including first degree assault, armed criminal action, and leaving the scene of an accident.

[Tom Griswold]

I wish I were the judge. I would do a Domino's themed sentence. Well, you'll be delivering pizzas in 30 years or less. Good luck to you. I'm on that guy's side.

[Mike Kaplan]

Here's a tip.

[Tom Griswold]

You run him over. Sure.

[Mike Kaplan]

I mean, people should tip. Yeah, I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

But you don't run the guy over. Bump. You don't want to punch him. You can get in trouble for that. So, Pat, you're saying it's okay just to ram him slightly? A little dent, a little break the femur?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

Here you go, Tommy. Police in Altamont Springs, Florida, have arrested a woman she's accusing of vandalizing her neighbor's properties with her. That's right. Feces.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

Residents of the Spring Oaks neighborhood told WKMG that they have discovered what appeared to be fecal matter on vehicles, mailboxes and in yards. Several residents reported finding the material near a shared food pantry in the neighborhood. Over the weekend, a detective witnessed a 50 year old woman defecating in the front yard of her home before taking her into custody.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you looking at? At her own. At her own place?

[Mike Kaplan]

Yeah. That you're allowed to do. Like, you're supposed to just do it on the porch and light it on fire and, like, what am I, you

[Tom Griswold]

know, Call me old fashioned, but, oh, man, that's rough. There's something going on mentally there.

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's a picture of her. She looks more or less normal. It doesn't look like your classic yard dumper.

[Mike Kaplan]

This just goes to show, you can't judge a book.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. Oh, I think Tom might be able to sway your opinion on that one. Maybe she owns a car wash.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

She's throwing poop on people.

[Mike Kaplan]

She's trying to drum up business for her car wash. She's pooping like a fox.

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

I see we have a story from Snopes this morning. A Florida man arrested after trying to baptize an alligator in A Waffle House has been debunked. Last month, you'll recall, maybe. Social media users began circulating a purported mug shot of a wild eyed man along with the claim that he tried using a pitcher of iced tea to perform the baptism on the reptile.

[Tom Griswold]

Very odd. By gosh, he is wild eyed. Yes.

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

And is in desperate need of a hour. The post appeared to have been shared by Florida news outlet wfor, but fact checking site Snopes determined that the rumor originated as a satirical post from a comedic social media.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, but who is snopesing? Snopes? We need to know exactly who Snopes is.

[Mike Kaplan]

The Snopesman.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday, my son Sam was telling me he was checking out us. Did you see the photograph or the video of the golden retriever being towed? It was amazing. The golden retriever is on like a sea doo. Yep. And he's being towed by a guy with a hovercraft. Kind of a. What would you describe the thing? It. Oh, it. It's one of those watercraft. Yeah. That come out of the. There's a hose in the back that makes it like a jet pack.

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a jetpack. Yeah. The force of the water keeps it levitating. Yeah. It's like a jet pack shooting out water. And the guy's towing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So he immediately thought, this has to be fake. So we spent an hour finding out that it's in fact real. So if you Google golden retriever, jet ski, jetpack, the golden looked like for every bit like the golden was steering the watercraft. It was on the jet ski. It was.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a golden retriever. He's a good boy.

[Mike Kaplan]

Yeah, he's a good dude.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a good doggy.

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

How do you practice that?

[Tom Griswold]

I think the dogs just gets on there and he's going, this is cool. And if the dog falls in. I don't know. I can't remember if the dog had on a life jacket because they do make doggy life jackets. I don't think he did. Yeah, but yeah, check that out. It's out there floating.

[Mike Kaplan]

He's like the evil knievel of golden retrievers.

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Golden retrieval.

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

I don't know if he was wearing a sunscreen, but we do have sunscreen in the news, kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, tell us all about it.

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

Thank you, Josh. Researchers say beer waste shows potential as a sunscreen. This is a weird story. A study analyzed the photoprotective qualities of hops waste from the brewing process. Spent hops incorporated into sunscreen. Cream formulations offered more sun protection than hops that hadn't gone through the brewing process.

[Tom Griswold]

Spent hops is what I call my knees. But scientists say there was a time,

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

you see, researchers needed to validate their findings. Now, why?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, who cares?

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

Who cares?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they're trying to find something to do with all of the upcycling.

[Mike Kaplan]

Sunscreen is very important. I started wearing it just actually about five years ago during. During the pandemic lockdown phase when I wasn't going outside at all. And just after my grandmother, who worked for a dermatologist, died. So all through my life, never wore sunscreen. But Renee, my wonderful partner, she's done a lot of research into it. She's. There's gonna be. This is all the truth. And also there'll be a quick joke. You know how, like, so she very. Has a skincare regimen, and, like, very. You know, so she's helped me know, like, after my shower, I do this and then put these things on. And so you know how, like, if you like the. The Grateful Dead, you might be called a deadhead. You know, you might. You like metal. You're a metal head. And so she's really into skincare, so we don't know what to call her. But, yeah, sunscreen. I wear it. I wear it every day now, even. Even when inside. Even.

[Tom Griswold]

Cause when sunscreen, they say I should do that, but I.

[Mike Kaplan]

Through the windows.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't stand it. Through the walls. No, I don't like the greasy on your face.

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

Yeah, well, there are. Holy. There are a lot of things.

[Mike Kaplan]

There's some that aren't greasy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, absolutely. Oh, but they're making it out of beer. Yeah.

[Mike Kaplan]

Then you.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're. Wait a minute. I figured this out. Your IPA has an ABV and a good spf.

[Mike Kaplan]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

We live in a world of letters. Thank you very much. Well, and that. That leads us to Mike Kaplan's. Perfect.

[Mike Kaplan]

I feel so welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, you can do. Now you. You have a new piece you're working on, and each piece is centered around a letter of the Alphabet in order. I give you the option. You can do an ipa, an abv, or an SPF letter. Feel free. Which one would you like to do?

[Mike Kaplan]

Oh, absolutely. I is for incel. Now, as you may know, INCEL is short for involuntarily sell a bit. And I just feel like if you're an incel, you can say the whole thing out, because what are you doing with your time?

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I mean?

[Mike Kaplan]

You've got plenty available, and I Was doing this joke in New Jersey a few weeks ago, and a guy said, what is that? And I was like, oh, incel is short for involuntarily celibate. And he said, no, what is celibate? I was like, oh, you know. And he's like. Then, as if to explain it, he says, I'm an electrician. I was like, I feel like you're still allowed to know what words mean if you're an electrician. And I was. So I explained it in terms that he could understand. I'm like, it's when sparks don't fly.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice. Thank you very much. Sold that bit.

[Mike Kaplan]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I enjoyed that very much.

[Mike Kaplan]

I really appreciate my favorite show.

[Tom Griswold]

Mike Kaplan is our guest. And once again, Mike, you're special. You've got a few of them actually out there. The one that I mentioned earlier is on YouTube called Rainy, and the other

[Mike Kaplan]

one is where small, dork and handsome is on Amazon. And then I also do have a dry bar half hour special that's on YouTube now as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Excellent. Oh, I have a question for you.

[Mike Kaplan]

Yes, hang on a second.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks, Mike. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a calendar question.

[Mike Kaplan]

I'm ready now.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you remember approximately when you filmed your drybar special?

[Mike Kaplan]

I could tell you exactly the timeline.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, please do.

[Mike Kaplan]

Go ahead. Yes, I filmed it in September, early September of 2021.

[Tom Griswold]

And then when did it air?

[Mike Kaplan]

I believe it came out exclusively on the dry bar platform. Not yet on YouTube. Only available for dry bar, you know, plus customers and such. That was in mid 2023.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Then Pat's on track.

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It was over a year ago I filmed it.

[Mike Kaplan]

Oh, yes. It was absolutely, like about a year and a half for me. And then it didn't come out on YouTube until November of 2025.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, so they know what they're doing. They've got a whole release schedule.

[Mike Kaplan]

Whether or not they know what they're doing, they're doing the same thing to everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, by the time it comes out, you're going to weigh 100 pounds less than you did. Yeah, I was bigger in that. Yeah. I mean, I'm not trying to be mean, but you've lost a significant. I'm trying to be mean. There's very little effort. I'd hate to hear you trying to be mean.

[Mike Kaplan]

In fact, the only thing that was mean about that was you saying, I'm not trying to be mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you try to be. Are you a. An XL or a double xl? Maybe the nice way would be what Size would you like? Yeah, yeah. Instead of. You can even say what size would you like?

[Mike Kaplan]

How large is your shame? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How gross are you? He said there's this.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you weigh?

[Tom Griswold]

About four bills.

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

If he says, I wear a medium, I will.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, he's. He's not a weightlifter. By the way, when are the gym guys gonna cut it out? We know you're jacked. Don't wear a medium when you're a triple xl. Oh, I say, you did all that work. Show it off. Oh, no. I saw a guy bursting out of his shirt. He works hard for that. People know anyway what size shirt he wears. He looked ridiculous, but so anyway, my friend said it's I'm a double xl, but he looked at me. He goes, I'm a fatty. Fat, fat, fat. Just. Is he quoting you, Josh? Yes. Yeah, but he was. He's a very nice guy, very helpful. Can you believe he was nice and fat?

[Mike Kaplan]

I mean, that's actually why he's so nice. You're supposed to be jolly is the rule.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Mean. Who likes a mean fat guy? That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom.

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

Extra.

[Tom Griswold]

This is Christopher. Take care, everybody. The United States soccer Federation presents the U.S. soccer Podcast.

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

The place where I, Megan Klingerberg, a world cup expert, teaches you everything that you need to know for this summer's world cup.

[Mike Kaplan]

How special is it that we've been able to find follow this young group of guys?

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

It's been such a roller coaster of emotions.

[Tom Griswold]

You can feel the intensity.

[Mike Kaplan]

Quite a bit of time, energy, effort, Everything along the way on these guys, making the country proud. And I think they will this summer.

[Christopher (possibly Christopher Geisen or a guest named Christopher)]

The U. S. Soccer podcast, presented by Henkel.

[Tom Griswold]

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