December 17, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show

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Episode Summary: December 17, 2025

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Episode Overview

On this December 17th episode, The BOB & TOM Show team delivers their trademark blend of comedy, banter, irreverent news, sports, and pop culture. With the holidays approaching, conversations center around funny Christmas wishes, (un)usual traditions, sports upsets, lottery dreams, and even a disconcerting culinary deep-dive—all spun with the cast’s playful chemistry. The show also features interactive audience emails, spirited debates about traditions, and a visit from a surprise guest.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

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1. Christmas Spirit with a Twist

• Musical Opening: The show kicks off with Christy Lee’s cheeky holiday song, “All I Want for Christmas Is Cash, Cash, Cash,” parodying traditional Christmas tunes by swapping out gifts for cold hard cash. (01:21 – 03:59)

  • → “Nothing says Merry Christmas like cash, cash, cash!” – Christy Lee (02:10)

• Christmas Decoration Debates: The hosts share their approaches to holiday decorating—from live trees with car pine needle rituals (Tom’s style) to minimal effort with a single sprig on a painted clothespin.

  • Lighthearted teasing arises over whether minimalist tree decor is festive or “tinged with sadness.”
  • → “It’s kind of sweet… a teeny little ornament for the elves!” – Pat Godwin (09:38)

• Traditions Around the World: The group riffs on international Christmas customs, notably Japan’s KFC feasts, and themed holiday trees inspired by foreign countries.

  • → “Rather than frankincense and myrrh—KFC, come on!” – Tom (11:42)

• Unusual Ornaments: Listeners write in about unique holiday decorations, including Spain’s infamous “Caganer” (a pooping figurine for good luck found in Catalonian nativity scenes). Hilari-teased reactions ensue.

  • → “There’s a kid taking a crap on the Three Wise Men?!” – Tom (32:06)

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2. Sports, Contests, and Good-Natured Jabs

• NFL Picks & E-Gift Card Winner Announcement: Chris Newell from Plano, Texas claims victory in their pigskin contest, humorously deemed the “First Newell”(a pun on “The First Noel”). (07:00 – 07:41)

  • → “So this’ll be the first Newell of the season.” – Tom (07:19)

• NBA Cup Debate: The panel debates the legitimacy of the NBA’s new in-season tournament and the Knicks’ celebratory banners despite decades sans championship.

  • Wry commentary follows on player bonuses and the disconnect between sports rewards and radio work.
  • → “Wouldn’t it be nice, Tom, if someone gave you $5,000 at the end of a show?” – Christy (15:16)
  • → “Would you rather win a cup or a plate?” – Tom, leading into America’s Cup class-joke (15:00)

• Buffalo Bills “Mafia Baptism”: Listeners send photos of plunging tiny babies onto tables in true Bills fan style. (40:11 – 41:01)

  • “Look at that! Baby’s first table slam.” – Christy Lee

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3. Cultural Rabbit Holes: Food, Cows on Tinder, and Cannibalism?!

• Obsolete Holiday Foods: The cast delves into odd foods of Christmas past—roast peacock, boar’s head, mincemeat pies, and medieval “posset.” Most were retired for being “tough and coarse…”

  • → “Why would you ask that? Who tastes better—mean or nice people?!” – Tom (49:42)

• Cannibalism Deep Dive (Yes, Really): A tangent on “what does human flesh taste like?” leads to talk of European chef-simulated ‘flesh burgers,’ “bush meat” at customs, and the notorious story of a Japanese artist cooking and serving his own genitals. The topic is mined for discomfort and laughs, frequently circling back to “who would taste best” among the cast.

  • → “You mean right now you’d eat Tom?” – Godwin, to Christy (50:12)
  • → “Six people bought it but one guy didn’t come because he had a nut allergy.” – Tom, on the peculiar banquet (83:00)

• Bailey’s Irish Cream & “Tinder for Cows”: The farm providing milk to Bailey’s is using a matchmaking app for elite herd genetics. Lighthearted discussion ensues about what music cows prefer and whether dairy cows taste different from beef.

  • → “Tinder for cows… now I’ve heard everything.” – Tom (112:10)

• Food Mashups & Taste Experiments: Everything from the Wisconsin’s “cannibal sandwich” (raw beef & onions), to Christmas oyster stews and a heated debate about acceptable cracker/cookie nomenclature (animal crackers as cookies).

  • → “Aren’t animal crackers cookies?” – Tom, opening another rabbit hole (74:13)

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4. Audience Interaction & Laughs

• Listener Emails: Emails from listeners reignite discussion on classic celebrity novelty songs (Nimoy, Shatner, Savalas), ingredient trivia (Bailey’s: liqueur, not bourbon), and childhood drinks (the Shirley Temple).

  • → “Kelly Savalas does spoken word. A Bread song.” – Tom, riffing (21:35)

• Christmas Jokes Galore: Old jokes (“grasshopper at the bar”), Mobius strip puns, “bi-curious George,” and abundant punning fill the show.

  • → “Mobius Dick—for nerdy porn fans…” – Tom (67:45)

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5. Notable Moments & Quotes (w/ Timestamps)

• Minimalist Tree Saga: “Teeny little ornament… for the elves!” – Pat Godwin (09:38)
• On Sports Winnings: “He always wins Employee of the Month… January, February, March, April.” – Christy (15:34)
• NBA Cup Banner: “It’s so much fun we haven’t bothered talking about it until it’s over.” – Chris Wegman (12:29)
• Cannibal Cuisine: “A burger that tastes like human flesh… pork, veal, chicken liver, bone marrow.” – Tom (62:39)
• On Gifts: “Nothing says Merry Christmas like cash, cash, cash!” – Christy Lee (02:10)
• On Dating & Relationships: “My girlfriend has an emotional support dog. It’s everywhere—even in bed during sex. Is this normal?” – Listener Letter (153:26)
• Kids & Christmas: “I had a triple stroller once. It was three wide…” – Tom (41:37)

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6. Surprise Guest Segment (Mark the Homebuilder)

• Mark, America’s “favorite custom home builder” and Tom’s longtime friend, calls in for a lighthearted segment. Tom’s house, urinal stories, and Mark’s heated motorcycle suit make for fun holiday catch-up.
  • → “There’s a picture of Mark right above my urinal.” – Tom (93:09)

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7. Holiday Scams, Gifts, Pop Culture

• Gift Trends: AI-assisted shopping and cryptocurrency as gifts are on the rise. Pat even delivers a song: “Crypto for Christmas.” (133:38)

• Holiday Scams: The team warns of increasingly sophisticated scams invoking jury duty or utility threats.

  • → “There is a special place in hell for these scammers!” – Tom (137:01)

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8. Sexy Time with Ali Breen

Ali answers live relationship questions, including:

• Dating a man who still lives with his ex (“push for a plan!”)
• Pregnancy test paranoia after past cheating
• Girlfriends insisting on eyes-open sex (“don’t pry!”)
• Emotional support dogs in bed (“at least put the pup outside for sex.”)
• Memorable audience letter: “When my boyfriend and I have sex, I always close my eyes… he tries to pry my eyes open with his fingers. Is that weird?” (148:25)

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9. Holiday Fun, Sneaker News & Wrapping Up

• Denny’s “Sticky Kicks”: Denny’s unveils sneakers with panels filled with real maple syrup. Pancake-vs.-sausage handling sparks another food fight.

  • → “In an emergency, squeeze your shoes for syrup.” – Tom (162:06)

• Loose Kangaroo: Deputies in Oklahoma wrangle Martha the kangaroo; discussion turns to gendered kangaroo pouches, Seinfeld references, and “baby bjorn” images.

• Sports Update: NBA Cup, skiing updates (Lindsey Vonn comeback), IU coach news, bowl games exchanging beans for entry, and Powerball dreams.

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Cash Christmas Song: 01:21 – 03:59
• Plano, TX winner announcement: 07:00 – 07:41
• NBA Cup discussion: 12:15 – 16:45
• Christmas traditions/cannibalism: 48:01 – 67:38
• Surprise guest Mark: 87:36 – 94:56
• Sexy Time with Ali Breen: 140:32 – 155:12
• Denny’s “Sticky Kicks” segment: 160:38 – 163:44

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Tone and Style

• The show is irreverent, quick-witted, and a little bawdy, with affectionate ribbing among cast and audience. Storytelling and riffing run wild, with comedic callbacks, running gags, and spur-of-the-moment puns.

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Takeaways for New Listeners

• This episode is a textbook example of The BOB & TOM Show’s appeal: rapid-fire banter, oddball news, crowd participation, and a willingness to take any tangent as far as it’ll go—especially if it turns weird. The holiday setting provides fertile ground for both nostalgia and new laughs, with real warmth and honesty underneath the jokes.

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Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chris Wegman]

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[Christy Lee]

It's the bob and tom show. I wanna thank you Ol Saint Nick for the stuff that you leave on the eve of Christmas Day worldwide. Overnight delivery's quite a trick and it ain't no wonder that you ain't got time to shave. I know that you've been making me.

[Tom Griswold]

A toy up in the arctic and.

[Christy Lee]

I hope this message reaches you before you've time to start it. Some folks like their Christmases all blue or even white, but for me the color green is exact. All right Santa, don't you bother with the chimney no more. Slip my present into an envelope and slide it under the door? Cause nothing says Merry Christmas like cash, cash, cash yeah, don't need two front teeth or mistletoe kisses. Jackson Franklin grants my wishes. All I want for Christmas is cash, cash, cash. Oh the sizes perfect and the style's just right, you know that it's the color I dig. And never, ever, ever would you hear me say does this money in my pocket make my butt look big? Show me what the holiday spirit's about with a nice wire transfer into my offshore account. Cause nothing says Merry Christmas like cash, cash, cash. Santa don't you be no ebenezer, Pay off the balance on tip Visa causing nothing says Merry Christmas like cash, cash, cash. Oh, the size is perfect and the style just right you know that it's color I dig? And never, ever, ever would you hear me say does this money in my wallet make my butt look bigger? Santa, don't you bother with the chimney no more Slip my Present into an envelope and slide it onto the door. Cause nothing says Merry Christmas like cash cash. Nothing says Merry Christmas like cold hard. Nothing says Merry Christmas like cash cash, cash. Money money, money, money, money. Nice. Hello. This is it. It's the Bob and Top Show.

[Pat Godwin]

What does it get? Is that it?

[Christy Lee]

That's it. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios there. Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're in the. Hi, I'm Christy. To listen about your charity jacket on. That's very nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I have a lunch.

[Christy Lee]

The meeting jacket. She has a lunch. Tom. Oh, what do you think?

[Tom Griswold]

I can't make it.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't invite you.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't worry. I wouldn't have been able to make it anyway.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

I have nothing to do, but I'm sure I'll figure something out.

[Christy Lee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hello. Ace Cosby.

[Pat Godwin]

We had lunch 10 years ago. That was it.

[Christy Lee]

He does. He kind of. He has an orbit.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah. It's just the guys usually.

[Christy Lee]

Well, well, that's because we talk about bra. I mean ladies. Yeah, yeah. We're off color, aren't we? We're rascals. Are we rascals?

[Chris Wegman]

It does tend to get a little ribald. That's right.

[Christy Lee]

We're bawdy every now and then.

[Tom Griswold]

That's one of those words you read but never hear. I always thought it was rye bald.

[Chris Wegman]

Maybe it is.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think it is. I don't think you're right.

[Christy Lee]

I remember seeing that in Playboy.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

And looking, looking it up. Im.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the. Didn't they have a regular column like ribald tails or something? But nothing was worse than Little Annie Fanny.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I love Little Annie Fanny.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh God, it was so stupid.

[Christy Lee]

This was a cartoon like a comic strip, only she was always naked and just not funny.

[Chris Wegman]

She the one that was always in bed with like an 80 year old man. I remember there were a lot of those.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there was also.

[Pat Godwin]

I wonder where I've got that idea.

[Tom Griswold]

There was also the one that had the very skinny 95 year old lady and.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah, yeah. She'd take her top off. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Somebody should have pulled hefter aside and said hey, look, what are you doing?

[Christy Lee]

And they had these sound effects coming out of different areas of the comic sport.

[Chris Wegman]

You know, they're probably old vaudeville jokes that he's put in.

[Tom Griswold]

Not good. I got a couple quick things here. Ace, a letter for you. It's. It just says please show this to Ace. And it's a. It's. It looks like one of those ads for an attorney. It's a billboard. It's got that mean looking attorney guy on it. You've seen a hundred of these. It says, have you been a Raiders fan for the past 25 plus years? You may be entitled to compensation. That is very funny. Thank you very much. Ace, of course, is a big Raiders fan and looking forward to next season.

[Chris Wegman]

No, Sunday, Houston.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good luck. We'll be getting the spread on that coming up tomorrow. 14 shoe in of the week 14. Which reminds me, speaking of our little contest week 15, our winner is in. He is Mr. Chris Newell. He was in a three way tie for first place getting 15 of 16 games. Correct. So he wins that $500 E gift card to Stephen Singer Jewelers. He is our first winner this season from Texas.

[Pat Godwin]

Where?

[Christy Lee]

Where in Texas? I believe it's Plano.

[Tom Griswold]

You're right. Plano, Texas.

[Christy Lee]

Plano, Texas. Ain't nothing special about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Our first winner, Mr. Chris Newell. So this will be the first Noel.

[Chris Wegman]

The first Newell of the season.

[Christy Lee]

I, I enjoyed that very much. That was nice. I'm surprised.

[Tom Griswold]

Perhaps a little chuckle would have. That might have assisted in the mirth.

[Christy Lee]

You know, you might be able to tell that at Christmas dinner.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. I just, I just thought of that and it, it tickled me. As you can see, my nose is running based on that stupid joke. You were correct. He is from Plano, Texas. Chris. Congratulations.

[Christy Lee]

Plano Taxi.

[Tom Griswold]

And he will be challenging Mr. McGee tomorrow.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

But I will urge you to take part in week 16. You have until the Thursday night or begins to get in your picks for the NFL this weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Big damn deal. Game this week. Thursday night Rams and the, the Seahawks.

[Tom Griswold]

So any. Anyway, get your entries in, go to bombandtom.com contest.

[Christy Lee]

You stayed home and mailed that one in, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

You could, you could win.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he's really not caring at all what I'm saying today. Can't wait for me to stop talking.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, you interrupted me with what?

[Christy Lee]

No, it's fine. I get it.

[Tom Griswold]

About big Thursday night game. Very important game.

[Christy Lee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. This one says, I found a Christmas tree for Chick. I'm very excited you don't have a tree up.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that correct?

[Christy Lee]

No, and I don't think I will have a tree. And I am correct. I do have a point set up. I, I, oh, saw that yesterday. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Santa Claus is gonna stop by, huh?

[Pat Godwin]

He could put a package under a poinsettia.

[Christy Lee]

I got news for you. I've spent some Christmas Eve Christmas mornings all by myself. No Santa? No Santa Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

Were you bad?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I was horrid. You know, though. Anyway, here's the Christmas tree. It's just one sprig of. Of a. A piece of green sticking out. Sticking out of it. And he's leaving.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, I know.

[Christy Lee]

Something horrible might have happened. There it is. Yeah. Show prep from the guys who just talk. They don't really bring it on the air. They just talk.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it?

[Christy Lee]

It's a little. A little sprig there from a clothes pin.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, it's a. Heck, it's so small, a clothespin is holding it.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that is cute.

[Christy Lee]

I kind of like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I do, too.

[Chris Wegman]

A little spring from a pine tree.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a. It's a painted red clothespin and a little, teeny little spring. That's sweet.

[Pat Godwin]

It's kind of sweet.

[Christy Lee]

Teeny little ornament.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be nice with. With the elves. Maybe the elves will gather around that.

[Christy Lee]

Now, is that more sad or more.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

It's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Festive.

[Christy Lee]

I think it has a tinge of sadness.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

No. No. All right. Pat, you have a Christmas tree.

[Tom Griswold]

I do?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You do? Yeah. It's all decorated. That's easy.

[Tom Griswold]

It was gifted to me.

[Christy Lee]

It's one of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Them fake ones, but it's nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Fake. You have ornaments on it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Is it like an umbrella? You just put it out? No, it comes in pieces, but it's nice. It comes in pieces, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

We're very good. Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

Mine's in three sections. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I got a fancy one. I hit a thing and flip it up and put the top on. It's awesome. Yeah, Rolls. So you can put it away easily.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got the kind. You go to the tree place, get it, put it in your car.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Get pine needles all over your house.

[Tom Griswold]

It's fun. It's a ritual.

[Christy Lee]

Watch. Watch this.

[Tom Griswold]

Play Christmas music.

[Christy Lee]

Now, which floor is the Christmas tree on? Do you have a Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

Main floor.

[Christy Lee]

Main floor. Okay. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They're. Then there are four fake ones upstairs in the windows. Yeah. So if you're standing at my driveway, you look and see the three garbage cans that have been sitting there for a month and a half picked up by the garbage can company. Thank you very. What is it called? Republic. Could someone.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know who does.

[Chris Wegman]

Your guys missed. Maybe that's like you missed it. Maybe that's like the three wise men.

[Christy Lee]

I still don't know what they're going to do with recycling. My recycling sitting out there and they didn't say anything at all about.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, who knows? In any event. Yeah, but so when you drive by my house and the windows, you see.

[Pat Godwin]

The fake trees, Are they all decorated differently?

[Tom Griswold]

They're lit and you know, they're kind of. They don't have a lot of stuff on them. They're just. It's just so you can see the sprinkle, the little lights. It's very sweet, very nice.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't there. Aren't there some people who decorate trees around the world? Like this is our Argentina room. This is our room. How they decorate the trees.

[Pat Godwin]

A lot of people do themes, foreign countries.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know. Yesterday we were talking about the ways they celebrate Christmas in other countries. For example, the Japanese on Christmas Eve get ducky fried chicken.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we have more of those.

[Christy Lee]

That seems like something I might start doing on Christmas Eve.

[Chris Wegman]

It's not a bad tradition.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't go wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Grab a bucket.

[Tom Griswold]

Rather frankincense and myrrh. Kfc. Come on. I want to remind everybody we got something really interesting up there. It's a video featuring the Bob and Tom show puppets to Josh's song Mr. Grizz. And it's. It's floating around out there. It's really cool. Did a great job. Congratulations to the fellas. It's. You'll find it on our YouTube channel. Etc. Etc. I certainly recommend it. It's really great. And coming up, we have your letters. And coming up in sports, we have.

[Christy Lee]

The NBA cup was awarded last night. Are you guys behind this?

[Pat Godwin]

What the hell's the NBA Cup?

[Christy Lee]

Tournaments. Great.

[Chris Wegman]

It's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know how much money each player that won gets? They each get more than a half a million dollars.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, like it was awarded last night. Yeah. So it's so much fun we haven't bothered talking about it until it's over.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's because.

[Chris Wegman]

That's because what.

[Pat Godwin]

When did it start?

[Christy Lee]

Is there. Is there a weak link in the sports department? Is that what you're trying to tell me, Tom?

[Pat Godwin]

When did it start? Did it start two weeks ago? Did it. Is it a couple weeks?

[Christy Lee]

Would you like to know what percentage of half a million dollars is to some of these guys on NBA team? Yeah, no joke.0001.

[Chris Wegman]

I hope they're not complaining.

[Christy Lee]

No, but still they're making a big damn deal about it. The Knicks haven't had a championship since 1973 and they're going to put the NBA cup banner in the rafters.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw that. Isn't sad.

[Christy Lee]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's because there is a big sad.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, but.

[Tom Griswold]

But as I've always said, I think it's great to get incentivize these guys. Can you imagine if you came in, did a really great show, and you got handed five grand at the end of the day?

[Christy Lee]

You know what?

[Chris Wegman]

I don't think that was a left handed company.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think any of us can imagine that. And there's probably a reason for that. Yeah. Yeah. And somehow that's insulting me. I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

That was.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. That was the goal. Ye. Okay. Well, I think it might have backfired on you there, cowboy. You're the one in charge of bonuses anyway. Okay. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry.

[Pat Godwin]

Is this a new thing?

[Christy Lee]

No, a couple years ago. Yeah. Even Josh knows about this. Wow.

[Chris Wegman]

Well, we heard a lot about it. Tom was a big, big proponent. I thought it was really cool. I know, but it is funny that something.

[Christy Lee]

Is it cooler?

[Tom Griswold]

Have you been to an NBA game this year?

[Pat Godwin]

Not yet.

[Christy Lee]

I have.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. We're done.

[Chris Wegman]

You have?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Now don't. Did they.

[Chris Wegman]

Is that what.

[Christy Lee]

You saw the scoreboard there?

[Tom Griswold]

They did.

[Christy Lee]

It was amazing. Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Just because you have rich neighbors that invite you to go to the games.

[Christy Lee]

This is the third NBA cup. Yeah. Nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I. Is it actually a cup?

[Christy Lee]

Well, sort of, yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

A goblet.

[Tom Griswold]

Because that's always bugged me. I would. I think the cups are a great tradition. I don't like the.

[Christy Lee]

They're holding it above.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It's kind of a cup.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Yeah, it's. It's concave at the top.

[Chris Wegman]

There's like a small bowl at the top.

[Christy Lee]

They could put some chowder in the top of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, would you rather win a cup or a plate?

[Christy Lee]

I'd rather win a cup. Some sort of a trophy.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I'm not sailing. America's cup. Yeah, it's not America's plate.

[Christy Lee]

And Mr. Relatable, there's Tom talking about America's Cup.

[Tom Griswold]

Just saying.

[Christy Lee]

The foremost, most yachting sporting event in.

[Tom Griswold]

Quotes, tradition, style, class.

[Christy Lee]

Would it be nice, Tom, if you did a really great show and someone at the end of the show gave you $5,000? Wouldn't that be great?

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be great.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The way things are going, I'm gonna get it.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Chris Wegman]

He's leading the. He's on the leaderboard.

[Christy Lee]

That's nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Congratulations.

[Pat Godwin]

He's always on the leaderboard.

[Christy Lee]

And he always wins employee of the month, too. What Is that all about nuts? Look at all those pictures of him. I know, it's great. January, February, March, April.

[Tom Griswold]

It was unanimous again. One nothing.

[Christy Lee]

Eom.

[Chris Wegman]

Check the board here, Tom. New Cadillac. Christie set a steak knife. Rest of us fired.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll take it.

[Christy Lee]

Always be close. I feel like there's something up.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you what's up. And that is the insanity of Steven Singer at Steven Singer Jewelers. We think he's actually gone mad because.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, Christmas is next week. We run out of time, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Gold and diamond prices way up. So what does Stephen do? He prices the famous Anita diamond stud earrings at the same price as last year. That can't be done.

[Christy Lee]

Insane.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, tell me more about these Anita diamonds. That earrings are gorgeous, Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

And they started just $298. They're beautiful. Each pair eye flawless, near colorless. And they have the really nice back. So you're not going to lose them. And the best part, they come with Stephen's full value lifetime trade in. That means you can trade in your studs anytime and get exactly what you paid towards a larger pair. Go to ihatestevensinger.com order right now with fast and free shipping to arrive in time for Christmas. This is a no brainer. It's so easy. It's a beautiful pair of gorgeous diamond stud earrings. The Anita diamond studs [e-mail] that's I hate stevensinger.com.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. And once again, do it quick. If you get those orders in before 2 o' clock today, they will go out today, which is important. And also go to a Bob and Tom.com contest. Week 16 begins Thursday evening. Chick McGee says it's a very important game.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. That's what I've heard.

[Tom Griswold]

And you could be a winner of a $500e gift card from Stephen Singer Jewelers. Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Remember me? I'm Chick McGee, the Weak Link in sports. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

You can attribute that to Josh. I believe if you.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. That.

[Tom Griswold]

If you go to. If you go to the. If you go to the tape.

[Christy Lee]

Josh and I are a group effort.

[Chris Wegman]

I apologize for calling you a week later.

[Christy Lee]

No, no problem. Yeah, it might have been Tom, but.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not say anything.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, of course not. Coming up, flexing your employee of the month meeting. We can tell you that we have.

[Tom Griswold]

A loose kangaroo and we have my favorite dog tie into Christmas.

[Christy Lee]

Wouldn't you like to see two kangaroos go at it?

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah, I've always wondered how that works.

[Pat Godwin]

Go at it.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, go at it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they're not jumping, they're humping.

[Chris Wegman]

Louis.

[Christy Lee]

And you know, they do it, though. All the animals do it.

[Pat Godwin]

Doggy, you know, hop when they do it.

[Christy Lee]

I would. That tail would be in the way, right?

[Chris Wegman]

Or is kicking, you know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. A lot of feet in the air.

[Chris Wegman]

Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Tyrannosaurus rex couldn't cop a feel while doing a doggy very often.

[Christy Lee]

Awkward.

[Tom Griswold]

We are coming right back. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Thursday Night Football is on and it's only on Prime Video. This week, the NFC west grabs the spotlight as the Los Angeles Rams visit the Seattle Seahawks, division rivals in a PrimeTime showdown. Expect two outstanding defenses, big plays, and a battle that could shake up the standings. Coverage begins at 7pm Eastern with football's best party, TNF. Tonight, presented by Verizon. It's the Rams and the Seahawks Thursday at 7pm Eastern. And don't miss the Broncos and the Chiefs on Christmas night. Only on Prime Video.

[Chris Wegman]

Not a Prime member.

[Christy Lee]

Not a problem.

[Chris Wegman]

Simply sign up for a 30 day free trial. Restrictions apply. See Amazon.com Amazon prime for details.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. So we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. The Elf on the Shelf moved.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it did.

[Christy Lee]

It's behind you now. Don't look. Here's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh. Did you know that Java House is the official office beverages of the Bob and Tom Show? Go to Java House.com and get 25% off your first order with promo code Bob and Tom.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Chris Wegman]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Chris Wegman]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

He's at the IH Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's a Cosby. I am Chicag. Time now for emails from you brought to you by nhtsa. Whether you get pulled over or get into a crash, drinking and driving will change your whole world. Drive sober or get pulled over. Paid for by nhtsa. Tom, hello.

[Tom Griswold]

We have this first letter involves a discussion we had yesterday and I'll. I'm going to kind of do it backwards. I'm going to play this and see if anybody recognizes this. Are you ready? Here we go.

[Chris Wegman]

In the middle of the earth, in.

[Christy Lee]

The land of Shire lives a brave.

[Chris Wegman]

Little hobbit whom we all admire. Oh, I do know who this is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, go ahead.

[Chris Wegman]

Leonard Nimoy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I do know.

[Christy Lee]

And it's Bilbo something.

[Chris Wegman]

Really Violet of Bilbo Baggins.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly. Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about television stars.

[Christy Lee]

It's a very small segment of our Community.

[Pat Godwin]

That did not. That was not.

[Tom Griswold]

Had legitimate hits.

[Christy Lee]

That is not.

[Chris Wegman]

No, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

That was never.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't attack me. I'm just. You're attacking our listener, Chris from Michigan. He said Michigan. Yes. He goes. He gave several incorrect examples of the greatest celebrity songs. The correct answer, of course, is the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins by Leonard Nimoy. Wow.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes.

[Christy Lee]

They all thought they could sing, right? On Star Trek. Like Shatner had an album and we.

[Tom Griswold]

Played some of the. Shatner did that. Excuse me. Shatner did. Shatner did the. We played the Elton John knockoff Rocket Man.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Of Rocket Man. Kelly Savalas does spoken word. A Bread song.

[Chris Wegman]

Telly Savalas.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Telly Savalas. You know Kojak.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah, he does.

[Christy Lee]

If you forget how. How. He was a super sex symbol.

[Chris Wegman]

Women.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My. My friend. My friend Gary's mother was of Greek heritage and Telly Savalas was up there above. Jesus.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding. Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes.

[Chris Wegman]

He was a Bond villain in one of them, wasn't.

[Pat Godwin]

He's a bald dude, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Kojak. And he had the weird finger.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Weird finger?

[Chris Wegman]

Yes, that was. That was the Bond movie.

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember the weird.

[Tom Griswold]

One of his pinkies was dysphoric.

[Christy Lee]

I know. Gary Berghoff had a weird finger. He was quite the accomplished drummer, but he had a.

[Tom Griswold]

You're correct about Gary Berghoff. He was the. He was a drummer. Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Surprised. I know something. See him, look at him. He's very excited.

[Tom Griswold]

I am very surprised.

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that's obscure.

[Christy Lee]

I understand. What was this?

[Chris Wegman]

What was his first big role on Broadway. But you don't know Gary Berghoff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Boys in the band. He was Charlie Brown in the very first Charlie Brown music.

[Tom Griswold]

That is also correct. I remember reading that.

[Christy Lee]

Tom is verifying this. What did you ask me today?

[Chris Wegman]

Those who don't know. That's radar and mash.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

He asked me something today and I gave him an answer. Oh. He wanted to know what. Bailey's Irish Cream. Is that a bourbon or something? I said, no, I think it's a liqueur. And he immediately looked it up and he goes, baelish. This absolutely is his quote. Bailey's English. That is a liqueur.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah, man.

[Christy Lee]

Almost as if I didn't exist.

[Chris Wegman]

Right, right.

[Pat Godwin]

Andy's a big Bailey's guy. He likes the Baileys. Bailey's and coffee.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Bailey's.

[Christy Lee]

I bet he does.

[Tom Griswold]

Bailey's is in the news yes, it is. And it is. But it's made from whiskey.

[Christy Lee]

So what is your thought process when you ask someone a question and you don't pay any attention to the answer and then go ahead and look it up on.

[Pat Godwin]

I think we're all idiots.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. I just think that often I ask J a question and I get an answer that is a fake. So I just.

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes I'll do that. Sometimes, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I just want to double check. I don't know what.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chris Wegman]

You don't often do it. Off the air, it was important.

[Tom Griswold]

We had an important news story about Bailey's Irish Cream.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not that important.

[Christy Lee]

Keep tossing around those who enjoy Bailey's.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's. It's super interesting. It involves something that I'm a big fan of, which is booze. Genuine.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, he doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Genuine. Genuine cows. Real. Real cream. And for example, right now, this delightful cup of tea has genuine organic cream, English style, from American. American cows.

[Pat Godwin]

What about the cream in your tea?

[Chris Wegman]

English cuppa.

[Christy Lee]

What about the poor almond farmers out there? The cashew farmers out there trying to squeak by making cashew milk?

[Chris Wegman]

What about those?

[Tom Griswold]

That's all well and good for certain things, but when it comes to coffee and tea, I like real cream. And we have a cow news involving, I guess you'd say, the equivalent of Tinder in the world of cows.

[Christy Lee]

I've seen a few cows going to bed with a cow. No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Ever wake up with a pig? Okay, yeah, but. But yeah, Bailey's was in there, and I. Bailey's is very good, but it's made from Irish whiskey. But I think Bailey's is technically not a whiskey.

[Chris Wegman]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Even though it's made with whiskey. That's where the confusion was. Okay. And we'll get to that story coming up. It's very exciting.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if that's what.

[Chris Wegman]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Fusion was.

[Chris Wegman]

Well, I haven't had a Bailey's and coffee in 30 years. Well, no, because I'm. That would have made me 17. I was quite the sophisticated junior in high school.

[Christy Lee]

What are you having, Josh? A little bit, you know, a little eye opener.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you're very chatty this morning, Mr. Arnold. That's the Bailey's time. I was. This is a true. I was actually in. In.

[Christy Lee]

In.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's just say a pre. College.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And a bunch of us were doing something that we probably shouldn't have been doing. And I'll never forget this one guy walked in Sours before five. So.

[Chris Wegman]

Amazing. Can you imagine?

[Tom Griswold]

No, absolutely.

[Chris Wegman]

That's like right out of Trading Places.

[Pat Godwin]

I would not be that guy's friend.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

In any event, Bailey's is big at Christmas. We always have it at Christmas. It's a Christmas tree. Like it after dinner?

[Christy Lee]

What about the. The grasshopper?

[Pat Godwin]

My mother was a grasshopper.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Around Christmas.

[Chris Wegman]

I've only had a sip.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it was okay.

[Christy Lee]

They're green.

[Tom Griswold]

That usually used to be a thing. I haven't heard of the. Heard of that.

[Pat Godwin]

It's on that Palm beach show. What is it? Oh, my gosh.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, you're right.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you know what I'm talking about?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I do.

[Chris Wegman]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, she drinks grasshoppers.

[Chris Wegman]

Check. Weren't you walking down the sidewalk one day and you saw a grasshopper hopping toward you?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And he's. I. He asked me what?

[Chris Wegman]

Well, I think you had it. You had a question.

[Christy Lee]

I said, there's a drink named after you. And he. The grasshopper looked at me and said, there's a drink named Irving. So that's a great joke. It took me a second. I got there.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a joke that mixes up like classic? Like, is there a joke that as a grasshopper walks up to a. Two potatoes that he's holding in his hand? Never mind. This actually.

[Christy Lee]

Horse with a long face.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this. This next letter is from Jordan. Michael Jordan in Traverse City, Michigan. He says the Shirley Temple is enjoying a big comeback.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about the actress, the late Shirley.

[Pat Godwin]

What is it? Seven up in Grenadine. Isn't that what it is?

[Tom Griswold]

But it's a non alcoholic drink that.

[Christy Lee]

Go with a chair.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you get a cherry.

[Tom Griswold]

It has lived far beyond Shirley Temple.

[Christy Lee]

Was she an actress? Really? Wasn't she just more of a kid star attraction?

[Chris Wegman]

She wasn't terrible. Yeah. And a politician.

[Tom Griswold]

She was a kid kitty actor.

[Pat Godwin]

Kitty actor.

[Christy Lee]

Did she sleep with Mickey?

[Tom Griswold]

I hope.

[Chris Wegman]

Mickey and Judy, they tried to make an item.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They were Andy Hardy movies. Right. Remember those?

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah. I've only seen one. And I went out.

[Tom Griswold]

Mickey and Judy didn't work because amphetamines don't mix with booze.

[Christy Lee]

Now which one was on amphetamines? Mickey or both?

[Pat Godwin]

She was.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Judy, here's your dinner.

[Chris Wegman]

And they would hold her one of those little paper cups with a couple pills.

[Christy Lee]

Who was it?

[Chris Wegman]

Thanks, Mr. Mayer.

[Christy Lee]

Am I getting Judy Garland and Shirley Temple mixed up? May I be?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Or Somewhere over the Rainbow, you know. Do you have another letter over there, please?

[Christy Lee]

Dear Bob and Tom, Show Good morning, guys. Sorry to bug you at work recently you talked a lot about potatoes and the other day you mentioned that cute little hot dog mobile and the blue diamond almond mobile. I happen to drive. I happen to drive the big Idaho potato truck. We've had a picture of this.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, yeah, we've discussed it.

[Christy Lee]

Is a full size semi, 72ft long, 10ft wide, £50,000 bumper to bumper. Last year they raced all six Wiener mobiles and we tried to get them to meet us in Bristol for a drag race and they declined. This year we will be at Bristol for a NASCAR race in April. Come on, hot dog mobile, meet us there. That's Monty. He calls himself the Tater Titan.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow, that's great. Love those vehicles that look like other things. Yesterday we were going through some of the terms regarding cannabis and Thai stick came up.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

As in Thailand. This comes to us from Mike. He said a tie stick is. And we had found this out. A tie stick is a marijuana joint dipped in hash or opium oil. My buddy and I smoked one in 1976 and we're still high. That's where I thought he was. This was going to. We smoked a tie Stick in 1976 and drove up and down the same street for four hours trying to find a party.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chris Wegman]

That's too high.

[Christy Lee]

That is too hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently has affected their perception of time. Yeah, I guess that will. That. That will happen.

[Christy Lee]

Dear Bob at Tom Show. We have a new Christmas ornament. We'd like to show it to Tom. We feel like he would enjoy this. This is Dave in North Dakota. We bought it while we were in Barcelona in 2013. It's one of our Christmas traditions. I believe it'll be coming up on the screen here in just a moment. It is a. It is a Christmas ornament that Tom will find, especially if it's from Spain.

[Tom Griswold]

I know what it's going to do.

[Pat Godwin]

I know what it's going to be, too.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. How did this become like a fad or something?

[Pat Godwin]

It's a big thing.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a huge thing.

[Pat Godwin]

In Spain, the farmers for some reason used it as.

[Christy Lee]

There he is right there.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah, we had pictures of that yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the pooping.

[Pat Godwin]

It's supposed to be good luck. There are shops that have every imaginable figure. I bet I could get. You know what I bet I could get Tom?

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you get bobbleheads.

[Tom Griswold]

That will not be going on my tree. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

That's funny, though.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, you can keep it here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, It's It'll go on my tree if I had one.

[Tom Griswold]

What's it called again? The cat.

[Pat Godwin]

Catalonian.

[Christy Lee]

Here it says cageder. I don't know what that means. C A G E N E, R. It's.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a. It's called. Yeah. K, C A G A N E, R. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Kagener, Cajuner.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is one of the big traditions and we were talking, believed to.

[Pat Godwin]

Bring good fortune and fertile harvest in the Catalonian region.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, well, fertile harvest would make sense.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Because it's fertilizer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, but you can't.

[Chris Wegman]

Farmers are out there.

[Christy Lee]

Crap.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have it in front of me. I wish I. But the thing we had yesterday was.

[Pat Godwin]

I have it right here. I just read it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean, it's. No, the one that talks about. It's used in nativity scenes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. It often appears crouching behind a tree or a building in the corner of the nativity. Yeah. And it's supposed to bring good fortune.

[Chris Wegman]

So it's not disrespectful in that culture. It's a good luck.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think to the. To the untrained eye.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah, sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

If you're visiting from another country, you're probably like, oh, there's.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a kid taking a crap on the three wise men. Kind of takes away some of the gravitas of the event.

[Chris Wegman]

I think you want some quick Tom speak.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chris Wegman]

Kathy says, I was eating some pistachios that needed the shells removed. Somebody in the other room heard something and said, what was that noise? I couldn't think of the word shell. So I said, I dropped my bowl of nut covers.

[Christy Lee]

I like the term nut covers.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't one of your aunts knit you on nut cover back in.

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly right.

[Chris Wegman]

That was a cold winter. Yeah, you need.

[Christy Lee]

And I was thankful for it.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chris Wegman]

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[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

That sounded delicious.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or a pit of snakes maybe.

[Chris Wegman]

Well, now we're. You want to. I'm going to dry off my microphone. Do you want to?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Good lord.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That is moist, isn't it? Coming up, we have more about Christmas time food and some unusual stuff. Some almost extinct Christmas time food traditions that are quite interesting. Also, we do have Tinder for cows, a Powerball update for you, snow globes in the news and a great story coming out of Denny's, the breakfast food joint. You'll be thrilled to hear this one. It combines breakfast food and the sporting life. All right, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show, sponsored in part by Java House. The official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chris Wegman]

Kevin Harlan here. This Friday, the NBA on prime crew has another thrilling NBA doubleheader. It tips off with an Eastern Conference showdown as Tyrese Maxey and the Philadelphia 76ers head to Madison Square Garden to take on Jalen Brunson and the New York Knicks. Then it's Western Conference action. Sga and the defending champion Oklahoma City Thunder. Visit Anthony Edwards and the Minnesota Timberwolves. It all comes your way this Friday on Prime. And if you're not a Prime member, that's not a problem. Sign up for a 30 day free trial to get started today. The Sixers and Knicks. The Thunder and Timberwolves coverage starts Friday at 6:30 Eastern only on Prime. Restrictions apply. See Amazon.com Amazon prime for details.

[Tom Griswold]

Be a winner.

[Christy Lee]

Tap that ass, baby. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Context.

[Christy Lee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Chris Wegman]

You don't need context for Tap that Ass universe.

[Christy Lee]

No. Hell yeah. I bet hundreds of men I said that. They go, that's right, Christy Lee. Hey, chick at the Silac Insurance news desk. I almost said lilac. What the hell's wrong with me?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Same thing with me. I don't know what's happening.

[Christy Lee]

I don't. Hi, Pat Godwin. Hello. Look, he's got a. You still have your uke over there. Is that the correct nomenclature? Yeah, you can say that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ukulele.

[Christy Lee]

There's John Sharp.

[Chris Wegman]

Do musicians call? You know how they'll call a guitar an ax? Will they call a ukulele a hatchet?

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

A fair question. Can we start that? No.

[Chris Wegman]

I think from now on we should call it a hatch.

[Christy Lee]

I think it is. I think.

[Chris Wegman]

Hey, Pat, did you bring your hatchet?

[Christy Lee]

I didn't, but I. I like it. I like.

[Chris Wegman]

How about your ax? I brought my hand.

[Christy Lee]

You tapped that ass last night.

[Chris Wegman]

I tapped my ax.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. There. Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Good. I thought we'd improve the mood here by getting a song out of Patty.

[Christy Lee]

G. I thought we were having fun, but. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we're not.

[Christy Lee]

Ok.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chris Wegman]

They call me Speed Bump Charlie.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, is this going to be a guitar song, Pat? Okay. Apparently.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you got a big dent in that. Wow. I know.

[Chris Wegman]

Not bringing it up, you, Jackman did.

[Christy Lee]

It was a song I did yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

We're going to do it again.

[Chris Wegman]

Tom requested it, so I'm going to play it.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Every night a different lay day Every night it's a different chick Every night and the morning maybe. Who is it tonight, darling? Take your pick. Him. Every night it's a different woman Every night I'm having me a mighty good time Friends.

[Chris Wegman]

Wanda, what the hell I'm doing?

[Christy Lee]

I tell em Variety is the spice of life. So many girls I forget One night's a blonde, the next a brunette I.

[Tom Griswold]

Put on A wig, cinch my dress.

[Christy Lee]

Real tight and I'm a different lady every night.

[Tom Griswold]

Around. Prince could cover that and just really funk it up, as they say. Now a couple quick things. We have the Mr. Grizz video floating around in the ether right now. It's great. And you can see that on our YouTube channel, etc. Etc.

[Christy Lee]

Etc.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got the Babatom puppets.

[Chris Wegman]

Those are always fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice song. And the puppet of Josh is just wonderful. Looks just like you.

[Chris Wegman]

They all yours? Looks just like. They're all really great. Godwin's is real funny. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I certainly highly recommend that you can find that on our various social media platforms. We've linked it all up, etc. Etc. I'll also urge you real quick to go to bob and tom.com contest and get your picks in. NFL Week 16 begins Thursday evening. You could win that gift card from Steven Singer jewelers. Peruse the inventory atIhatestevensinger.com. get those orders in today. By the way, when it comes to getting some for the holiday season, Chick McGee is across the way. Do you have another letter over there?

[Christy Lee]

I do not. I am fresh out of one.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah, go ahead, please.

[Pat Godwin]

Christy, this is from a Bills fan. Hey, guys. I heard you talking about Bills fans baptizing their babies into the mafia in the last two days and figured in case Christy hadn't seen a video of this. My particular son was about 1 to 2 months old at the time. He's now a little over a year. But we actually did the baptism. This is from Tony. I think we have. I don't know if this is the same guy.

[Christy Lee]

Baby's first table slam.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's a little tiny table.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And a little tiny baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at that.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, that's very sweet.

[Christy Lee]

Now, I have seen a video, a proud father. Like in the. The little plastic cases they keep the baby in at the hospital, the incubator. And he takes them out of that and puts it on the table and.

[Chris Wegman]

Breaks the table immediately.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Like days old.

[Tom Griswold]

And that is a tiny baby. The guy, the dad's hand is beneath the. So, yeah, I mean, it doesn't hurt the baby.

[Christy Lee]

I don't see you handling a baby when they're kidding. That small. I know you have.

[Chris Wegman]

I have a feeling Tom is. It's like second nature, you know? Like he just. He could pick up a kid by the scruff of his neck, hold him while he's trying to do something else.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, juggle him. He very, very paternal adept.

[Tom Griswold]

I forget that at One point. At one point, I had a triple stroller. Yeah, Jogger. That's awesome.

[Christy Lee]

You had three in a stroller.

[Tom Griswold]

It was three wide. And then I ended up. Up. I ended up giving it to a friend of mine who had triplets.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't there a story about you down.

[Tom Griswold]

At Disney World where you were just throwing a baby Sam up in the air and catching him in front of everybody?

[Christy Lee]

That was at the Disney World broadcast. We would do. And in the morning, we'd take a commercial break and he'd go, sam, come over here.

[Tom Griswold]

And chick. What was my record? How many claps?

[Christy Lee]

Four.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

He would take Sam, throw him in the air and go. And then catch him before he would be crash to the ground.

[Chris Wegman]

Sam loves it.

[Pat Godwin]

I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet David Rush would be awesome at that because he's a professional juggler. I bet he. I bet he could throw. Well, his son Peter probably's too old now. I believe he looked like he was Nick.

[Pat Godwin]

Wasn't there another one?

[Tom Griswold]

But, yeah, that used to do that.

[Pat Godwin]

I bet that went over well.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, he. Throwing the.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently something didn't go over. It had to be something, right, Chris?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it was throwing Sam. That's what did it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm not sure. I'm not sure anyone was around to witness that. It was just me and you.

[Christy Lee]

Keep your mouth.

[Chris Wegman]

Aaron has an addendum to something we just said.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh is changing this.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, thank you.

[Chris Wegman]

Yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

Is it Aaron E R, I, N or A, A, R, o, N?

[Chris Wegman]

Neither. Neither, according to this. A R, O, N. Oh, like Elvis, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Chris Wegman]

That's how he did it.

[Christy Lee]

Elvis Aaron.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right. Elvis. Pat, help me here.

[Chris Wegman]

You're the elder.

[Tom Griswold]

I would have guessed, too, but if it's one.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, hey, you might be right.

[Christy Lee]

Well, part of the conspiracy is Elvis isn't in there. That's why they could misspell his middle name. Oh, you've read that?

[Chris Wegman]

Well, he says you were discussing the sex move. The Eiffel Tower.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure. Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

And what we sort of deduced after much argument was that it's when two guys are enjoying one woman who's on her hands and knees on either they're on either the two guys on either end, and then they high five with both hands. You've got an Eiffel Tower, right? Aaron says if you high five with one hand, it's the Eiffel Tower. If you high five with both hands, it's the Arc de Triumph.

[Tom Griswold]

My new favorite listener.

[Chris Wegman]

Do try to be better, won't you?

[Christy Lee]

Very, very.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that is Funny.

[Christy Lee]

I like to learn something every day. That's nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Chris Wegman]

I love that arc to triumph thing. That thing's awesome.

[Christy Lee]

I don't see you, Tom, in a. In a group setting. As far as lovemaking, you're correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, I thought you and I agreed on this.

[Christy Lee]

You're right. And far. And I. I would not be interested in a three way, but I. I think I could hang out at an orgy. I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Chris Wegman]

Mill around.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I could.

[Christy Lee]

I could mill.

[Pat Godwin]

So you'd be of voyeur if you were?

[Christy Lee]

No, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you be serving?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'd be working because my.

[Chris Wegman]

Would you cheer. Keep me. That's good work.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe you could be doing announcements.

[Christy Lee]

I might give a.

[Tom Griswold]

At 3:30 motivational.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, way to go. You got that in your.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll be cycling to the next person at 3:30. This is your two minute warning.

[Christy Lee]

I think my curiosity would take over and I just like, look around. I think. Yeah. It happened when I was on that X rated movie set.

[Chris Wegman]

I feel like that'd be me for 15 minutes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

And then all of a sudden something was. And I go, get me out of here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, I'm. I'm out.

[Chris Wegman]

I saw stuff like that in Jamaica Resort.

[Christy Lee]

Hedonism. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you serious?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Crazy.

[Chris Wegman]

I didn't know you went to Hedonist.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I worked there.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a free vacation, but I.

[Christy Lee]

Had to do a gig and then. It's crazy. Pat was serving. Yeah, I was actually.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there was the prude side and the nude side.

[Chris Wegman]

That must have been wild.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, wait a minute. They have a prude side and a nude.

[Tom Griswold]

He does them too.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. If you go to the nude side, that's there. There's action. But back. Am I going to be pleased even though I haven't seen hedonism 1. Is that right? Okay.

[Chris Wegman]

He did some. 2. Electric bufu.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, hey, wait a minute. I like that very much. Electric bufu. Elvis Aaron Presley. A R O N. Gotcha. There we go. Now, coming up, we have a sporting news from chick magic.

[Christy Lee]

And we have an update on Patrick Mahomes and his injury.

[Tom Griswold]

Surgery yet?

[Christy Lee]

Surgery? He did have surgery.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

We found out some things.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. I hope it's good.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry to hear it. Sorry to hear that. We'll find out more in just a few minutes. Also coming up, sexy time with Ali Breen. And look at this, a surprise guest again.

[Chris Wegman]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

We've had some great surprise Christmas guests. The pressure is on.

[Christy Lee]

It's Ethel Merman.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. There's Jess Hooker.

[Chris Wegman]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

In a corduroy shirt. You heard about corduroy pillows, didn't you, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

They're making headlines. There's Josh Arnold. Hello, Josh. Hi.

[Chris Wegman]

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[Christy Lee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Chris Wegman]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chuck McGee. Is corduroy popular?

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah, it's kind of made a comeback.

[Christy Lee]

Come back.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I love it.

[Christy Lee]

I'm. I'm always a little unsure on the whale.

[Pat Godwin]

Right?

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't go. You got the wide whale. You got a thinner whale.

[Pat Godwin]

Never been a fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, me neither. Out of the pants?

[Christy Lee]

No, I like a good shirt.

[Pat Godwin]

Like the pants.

[Christy Lee]

I remember being a chubby kid and having a pair of corduroy pants and wearing the inside of my legs out.

[Chris Wegman]

Where they just shine.

[Christy Lee]

Wearing a hole.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

And you get the patches and you patch your.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now we have a something coming up in the. In the realm of food that I thought Ms. Hooker might enjoy.

[Christy Lee]

Food. Food. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Because with the holidays here, there are certain food traditions that have faded away and have kind of gone away. You want to do one of these before we get to sports real quick?

[Pat Godwin]

One of them is a peacock. In medieval Europe, roasted peacock was a Christmas showpiece for the wealthy, often served in a pie or roasted with its feathers attached.

[Chris Wegman]

Well, you want that presentation.

[Christy Lee]

What is it about me that if I think you cut open a peacock, it looks like a bag of skin? Skittles. Wow. They're because they're so colorful. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

The meat was reportedly.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently they would. They would cook the thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. And then, and then.

[Tom Griswold]

And then after it was cooked, they'd. They'd. It would be like a turkey presentation with the full bird.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, how nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Then they would stick. But, but if you keep reading, apparently it tasted terrible.

[Pat Godwin]

Terrible. It was described as being tough and coarse and was criticized by physicians for being difficult to digest.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, all right. That's why we don't do it anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

So no more peacock.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So what do we need? What do we get from peacocks if we can't eat them?

[Pat Godwin]

The feathers, they're pretty well, put them in like faces.

[Tom Griswold]

And do you know that. Well, you know that the name of the female bird is.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't think. Oh. Oh, I, I was way up.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, yeah, me too. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Wouldn't you assume that all birds are good? I mean, turkeys, chickens, quail. So I wonder if there's humans that taste better than other humans.

[Chris Wegman]

Probably Fat content.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

Something to do with it.

[Christy Lee]

Juicy.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would you ask that?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know, I just. I just wonder, like, are our peacocks mean and that's what makes them not taste good?

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I think people not taste good.

[Christy Lee]

I think, I think peacocks are mean. And I think meaner people would taste worse than those.

[Chris Wegman]

That's interesting. Yeah, I don't know about that.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to know.

[Christy Lee]

Or maybe meaner people taste the best and sweet.

[Pat Godwin]

People taste sweet. Yeah, maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Now I'm just angling that if anything happens, we eat Tom first. That's all I'm going for.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you taste a human?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chris Wegman]

If I have to.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember? I'll find the story.

[Chris Wegman]

If I were stuck on like a mountain for a couple hours or whatever.

[Christy Lee]

You know, 45 minutes, I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember this? There's two funny stories. One of them was a European group decided these scientists to create what it would taste like to eat a human being.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, yeah. That sounded really awful.

[Tom Griswold]

But also, this is from Food and Wine magazine. The so called cannibal sandwich. In Wisconsin, it's considered to be a delicacy. Raw minced beef on a single slice of rye bread topped with raw white onion. And I gotta tell you, I think that sounds great.

[Chris Wegman]

I mean, it's very similar to steak tartare.

[Pat Godwin]

I would taste it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Without the egg, I guess the onions and the.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm sorry, I was at a dinner last night and the appetizer was beef capriccio. Is that it? Yeah, it's raw.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Pat Godwin]

I couldn't.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, you couldn't try it.

[Pat Godwin]

I took one bite and not for me.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, you tried it.

[Christy Lee]

I did.

[Pat Godwin]

I did try it.

[Chris Wegman]

Gotcha. Well, that's good.

[Tom Griswold]

But drinking raw. Excuse me. Eating raw beef is dangerous.

[Chris Wegman]

It's not that. It's not as dangerous as you might think.

[Pat Godwin]

Not as well.

[Christy Lee]

I mean a rare. Rare. You shouldn't eat rare hamburger.

[Pat Godwin]

Rare beautiful pieces.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's pretty.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What about a rare steak? That's the only way to eat steak.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, I know, but I mean raw. This is. This. According to this, it is. This is raw. This is not cooked.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's raw.

[Tom Griswold]

Package while I'm at it. Have you heard about this one? I think it's pronounced hack A Peter. H A C K E P E T R. Okay. This is raw ground pork, salt and pepper topped with raw onion.

[Pat Godwin]

No, out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that one.

[Christy Lee]

O.

[Chris Wegman]

That's. That seems.

[Tom Griswold]

That seems scary.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it? Trichinosis. Is that the one that you get?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, I'll try to find the story about the. The cannibal meat that was created because they wanted to see what would taste like. And they. Some scientists put it together.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So you got. People had that opportunity. In the meantime, we'll get back to the sports page with Chick McGee.

[Christy Lee]

This from Kansas City. Patrick Mahomes. Season ending knee injury is worse than initially imagined. Successful surgery Monday. Chiefs quarterback should still be on the recovery timeline. Back to the field next year. Mahomes reportedly tore his ACL and his lcl. According to reports, the separate ligaments can complicate recovery. But the report adds that this doesn't necessarily mean that Tom Mahomes.

[Tom Griswold]

My man.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. His rehab will be longer than nine months. That's what they're. That's what they're shooting for. The Chiefs announced on Monday that the 30 year old franchise quarterback immediately underwent surgery in Dallas. Dr. Dan Cooper, or as he's known in. In Dr. Circle, Super Duper Dan Cooper. He repaired the torn ligaments. So there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Both of them. That makes your. So your knee. Instead of going back and forth, if you had to, it would just wiggle all the way around.

[Tom Griswold]

Bummer. I'm kind of cool trying to find this cannibal thing for you, Ms. Hooker, but I did find this. U.S. custom Customs Intercepts bush meat at Detroit airport. Do you remember this?

[Christy Lee]

Depending on the bush, I might have a little taste of bush.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why Is that all pink?

[Christy Lee]

What is it? What's that old joke? Oh, well, that's preferred. Remember that?

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, I love it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

A little white onion.

[Christy Lee]

Dunk that in there. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Bush meat. It is described as 52 pounds of primate meat.

[Christy Lee]

I would not eat monkey.

[Chris Wegman]

No, I'm not doing it either.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

They claimed it was antelope, but the authorities found out that it was not.

[Chris Wegman]

It was actually monkey.

[Tom Griswold]

It. They say it was bats, non human primates and something called a cane rat.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Chris Wegman]

So all kinds of things.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

So congrats, hot dog of the jungle.

[Tom Griswold]

Congratulations to the. I want to thank the. The customs folks for catching that. Wow. No bush meat. I will find the story about the fake human meat, though, for you.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chris Wegman]

Please hur.

[Tom Griswold]

Quite, quite interesting. What's coming up in sports?

[Christy Lee]

The NBA cup was awarded last night and they are going to raise the banner to the rafters. They're very excited about it. We have a skiing story just for Tom involving Michaela Shifrin and Lindsey Vaughn and they're good for those paying attention.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm glad there's snow somewhere right now.

[Christy Lee]

I know they had the Super G and the women's competition and yes, you could hear those ladies coming all the way down the hill.

[Chris Wegman]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

That's Super G. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In the US Of A. In Oklahoma.

[Christy Lee]

I think I'd be scared to be around too close to a kangaroo.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, me too.

[Christy Lee]

They instinctively punch.

[Pat Godwin]

No, they don't.

[Christy Lee]

They kick.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah, they'll kick your ass, Chris.

[Christy Lee]

They kick and they box. And they, they have.

[Pat Godwin]

We have instinctively, you can be around anytime you want.

[Christy Lee]

When they raise kangaroos, they put the boxing gloves in the car.

[Chris Wegman]

You tranquilize your.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

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[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

That's what we've, that's what we've heard.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, kangaroos were the first animal.

[Christy Lee]

To carry cell phones and I know. And you, you can't. You can eat all kinds of meat except kangaroo.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. It makes me jumpy.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chris Wegman]

Of course.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you very much.

[Chris Wegman]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, check.

[Christy Lee]

She's drinking her morning java house out of a coffee cup.

[Pat Godwin]

That says just chinchilla, and it's a.

[Christy Lee]

Little picture of a chinchilla. It's cute, isn't it just ch.

[Pat Godwin]

A listener sent me this, and I'm so grateful.

[Christy Lee]

What do you think of that?

[Pat Godwin]

I looked at a new chinchilla, but I got voted down.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, you're Christy Lee. You vote, and that's.

[Pat Godwin]

You're the only vote I'm happy about a chinchilla.

[Tom Griswold]

Good move, Andy.

[Pat Godwin]

They're little baby ones. They're so.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, I bet they're adorable. They strong, Andy, and delicious.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever smelled a chinchilla in the middle of the night when it pissed itself?

[Pat Godwin]

You don't do that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they don't. They don't.

[Pat Godwin]

They don't smell at all. They're. They're awesome.

[Christy Lee]

Are you saying their urine doesn't smell, let alone their scat and their breath? Don't they. They're some ungodly gas baths. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that?

[Chris Wegman]

You can't get them.

[Pat Godwin]

You can't get them wet. No. They take a bath in volcanic.

[Chris Wegman]

Well, you.

[Christy Lee]

They take bath and. Volcanic.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

What if that isn't a hound from hell? I don't know what it is.

[Chris Wegman]

Are they native to volcanic areas?

[Pat Godwin]

They're native. I think, Peru around. Yeah. South America. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let them stay there. Could we get on with the show?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, oh, I'm sorry. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Jess Hooker. Hi. Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Chris Wegman]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

He's at the I Hate Steven. Singer, sidekick, share. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee and.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Chinchilla should only be allowed in this country if they're turned into coats.

[Pat Godwin]

Stop it.

[Christy Lee]

What's a terror? What do you think?

[Chris Wegman]

That I did some rapping last night?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What'd you rhyme with?

[Chris Wegman]

The hardest rhyme was orange lugubrious.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a hard G or a soft G? I thought it was legubrious.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, do you say?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I've always said he sounds like a legubrious evening of entertainment. Entertainment, though.

[Chris Wegman]

Well, there. No, that would be the opposite if it was lugubrious.

[Christy Lee]

For the first time ever, we're right up against it as far as delivering your.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, me too.

[Christy Lee]

There's an addendum to your. I got a little extra for some people because they're difficult to buy for. I'm looking at you, big Daddy, and I found an interesting.

[Chris Wegman]

I think I got something Tom will actually use.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chris Wegman]

Now, I said that last year when I got him the electric keyboard cleaner. So he doesn't have to use the air one, this one, and plugs in. And I'm not looking at him, but I want you guys to look at him. Does he remember this at all?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I believe it's on my desk.

[Pat Godwin]

I think we may have gotten him the same thing.

[Christy Lee]

Whatever you say. He was going to say, I believe it's on my desk now.

[Tom Griswold]

I have an update for Ms. Hooker. We are talking about unusual old. Old traditions for Christmas that have gone away. One of them is the cooking of peacock. Peacocks. It. It sounds like a great display, though.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they.

[Tom Griswold]

They would cook the bird, then they would reattach the feathers. I can see.

[Christy Lee]

That's pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but they say it tastes awful, Right? You asked, what does human flesh taste like?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, there was a little bit in between.

[Chris Wegman]

Just an insane outburst.

[Christy Lee]

It's not like she. She said that. You said she said that in her mouth, started watering. What? What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

A couple things. I. I did a little Google work.

[Chris Wegman]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

This came up a few years ago when the show the Walking Dead was very popular.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple of chefs designed a burger, they say, quote, tastes like human flesh. Chef James Tomlinson and someone who calls herself Ms. Cakehead.

[Christy Lee]

Ms. Cakehead.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently, this is some. This is some London, England, TV lady. They asked the question, what does human flesh taste like? They developed the recipe from, quote, testimonials from famous cannibals throughout history.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, wow.

[Pat Godwin]

They're famous cannibals.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Is that a coffee table book?

[Tom Griswold]

It says the. The human flesh burgers contain pork, veal, chicken liver, bone marrow.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They say that this replicates the taste and texture of human meat.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I find chicken livers. It's an acquired taste, and I really do like. But can you imagine eating a human liver? I mean, as gamey as a chicken liver?

[Chris Wegman]

No kidding. It's got to just. It's got to be.

[Pat Godwin]

So mine's gonna taste like chardonnay.

[Tom Griswold]

Two years ago, Pat's liver would have tasted like Bailey's.

[Christy Lee]

Not like now. Not like now. No, it's all cleaned up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So they were serving these in honor of the TV show the Walking Dead.

[Chris Wegman]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

So you could get, like, a Quarter Pounder with Steve. Is this. Is this ground chuck? No, it's ground bill. I.

[Christy Lee]

Did you say a Quarter Pounder with Steve?

[Tom Griswold]

I was googling, trying to find the this, and I found this other story. Let me see if I can grab it. Here we. Oh, here we go. This is even grosser.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Or more gross. Yes. Police arrested 11 people and closed a restaurant after two human heads wrapped in cellophane were discovered at the hotel restaurant.

[Chris Wegman]

What is happening there?

[Christy Lee]

Doggy bag.

[Tom Griswold]

They claim to have put it in a swan. According to the police, they had been serving human flesh. This was in Nigeria. Eleven people were arrested and several AK47 weapons were also seized.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh man. I wonder if the diners knew.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Human flesh was apparently being sold as an expensive treat at the restaurant. Treat. Authorities saying human head was even on the menu.

[Christy Lee]

And tonight.

[Pat Godwin]

So they knew what they were getting.

[Christy Lee]

Very special treat for the end of our human head. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. My name is Nigel. I'm the head waiter.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Literally. That's nutty to say the. Wow. Okay, I should stop.

[Chris Wegman]

That's a nightmare.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta stop googling human meat. So.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah, you're on a list already.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, right, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyway, it's. Oh, by the way, that reminds me of something else.

[Christy Lee]

Uh huh.

[Tom Griswold]

I was going over some old stuff yesterday, trying to find some more Christmas stuff.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And a couple years ago we did a thing. The company Pornhub, right. They do like an annual survey and they say what state does this? Does it? But I couldn't do it.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's blocked here.

[Tom Griswold]

It's blocked.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know that you can't. You can't even. You can't even get the stats.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't you have to give them your ID or something if you want to get in?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, in certain states I guess you can do. I don't know, I just thought it was weird. But you remember how they would always have the pornhub? Yeah, they would. Like for example, they would have during the super bowl halftime. But they also had a thing about the percentage of women versus men that are using it by.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That was kind of weird. Anyway, I'm sorry. Enough. Good enough of my googling and searching. Human. So does that answer your question, what human flesh tastes?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I guess. Veal, pork, chicken liver.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Veal, pork, chicken, comma, liver.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, yeah, I'm in.

[Chris Wegman]

I. I know it sounded kind of good.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that doesn't sound bad. And that's all available? Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

Do you think getting through this. This getting through the skin can't be easy.

[Pat Godwin]

But isn't the classic the best part?

[Chris Wegman]

I know, but if, let's say if you were to try to. Is it. If I were just trying to bite into my arm right now?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

Is it because I'm stopping myself from actually biting through that. That makes it seem like it's really hard.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but chicken skin is some of the best.

[Tom Griswold]

Best part.

[Pat Godwin]

You'd have to fry it. Then you'd have to fry it.

[Chris Wegman]

But human skin's much thicker.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope the folks at the state fair listen.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, but everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Deep fried elbow.

[Christy Lee]

Everything tastes like chicken, right? I mean, I don't know. Would we taste like chicken?

[Pat Godwin]

One of those traditional things that we. That they don't do anymore is on here, kind of.

[Chris Wegman]

What's that?

[Pat Godwin]

The boar's head.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. A centerpiece. In medieval and Tudor England, the boar's head symbolized abundance and was celebrated in Christmas songs and feasts.

[Chris Wegman]

You would always see it in old pictures.

[Tom Griswold]

I see it all the time at the deli.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I know, but that's boar's head.

[Christy Lee]

That's. Never mind.

[Chris Wegman]

That's not to be mocked.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Oh, I know.

[Pat Godwin]

How do you eat a boar's head?

[Christy Lee]

Hey, get your boar's head. Cajun turkey. Man, that's good.

[Tom Griswold]

I think. I think that this is all display. That was the whole thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, they didn't eat it.

[Chris Wegman]

They didn't seem to.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I was just always.

[Chris Wegman]

But that's where. Head cheese. Oh, no. That's a cow, isn't it? Yeah, that's beef.

[Christy Lee]

Beef.

[Tom Griswold]

But remember this summer I was telling you about my trip to London and I ordered fish and chips at some fancy place and I was disappointed. Instead of getting traditional fish and chips, I showed you the picture and it was a fish with its head.

[Chris Wegman]

It was too fast.

[Tom Griswold]

Tail and.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, but the head had the tail. Its own tail in its mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was just creepy.

[Pat Godwin]

Wrapped around your fries. That's wrong.

[Chris Wegman]

Like a Mobius.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, like a Gordian knot or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Mobius fish would be Mobius Dick.

[Chris Wegman]

And his tail in his mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

There has to be a robin. Really bad porno for. For nerds called Mobius Dick.

[Chris Wegman]

I don't think there has to be. Well, there's the idea. Yes, there should be.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what a Mobius strip is?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

It's one of those. It's a.

[Christy Lee]

Never ending.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you take it. You take a strip.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you. You rotate it one side of it 180 degrees, then glue it on so it's.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's. I. God knows why I know that now. What was the other one you were going to tell me about? Because you got the boar's head. These are Christmas traditions in other countries.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Seven Christmas foods from the old days. Oyster stew. Particularly Irish Catholics. Early Americans ate oyster stew. As their religious traditions required them to skip meat on Christmas Eve. Oh, oh, okay. We do. Yeah, we do the feast. The Feast of the Seven Fishes.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, you do? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

We don't do it like to a T, but we have a lot of seafood.

[Tom Griswold]

How does that work?

[Pat Godwin]

It's an Italian thing.

[Christy Lee]

Seven.

[Tom Griswold]

Seven different types.

[Christy Lee]

Now what are the seven. Do you know the seven fish? No, I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Had. We have a.

[Tom Griswold]

How about the seven dwarfs?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I do know those.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Go ahead, Dopey Sneezy, you're too sleepy.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Pat Godwin]

Confused.

[Tom Griswold]

You got three.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, I guess not.

[Tom Griswold]

Doc, I have not heard of the seven fishes. Yeah, that's a Swedish thing too.

[Chris Wegman]

My stepmother did that.

[Christy Lee]

Happy document bipolar.

[Pat Godwin]

Add mincemeat. Pies were made with meat, dried fruit and spices. Bakers added cinnamon, cloves and nutmeg to represent the three gifts the Magi gave baby Jesus. Some believe that eating a pie for each of the 12 days of Christmas would bring you good luck.

[Chris Wegman]

I believe that and I. I'm holding to it. A pie for tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that. Is that what a mince pie is?

[Christy Lee]

Uh huh.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah. A lot of even mince meat, I think has more fruit than meat.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it?

[Chris Wegman]

He should have said it.

[Pat Godwin]

He just said it.

[Christy Lee]

I don't understand.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I know you just said it, but I mean, what is it?

[Pat Godwin]

Pie.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Made with dried fruit, spices, cinnamon, clove, nutmeg, and sometimes meat. Mince meat.

[Chris Wegman]

Probably go with lamb. You can go with beef.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So mince meat isn't. Isn't some animal like a mince?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no, no.

[Chris Wegman]

There's no mincing animal out there are.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw one of those. I saw one of those chimps at the other the zoo the other day.

[Christy Lee]

And if he is mincing if.

[Chris Wegman]

I wish there were just flamboyantly gay monkeys.

[Christy Lee]

Look how gay that monkey love that.

[Chris Wegman]

Another banana, please.

[Christy Lee]

And look at this. This cage where they live is beautiful though. Look at this. I'm bi. Curious George.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it.

[Christy Lee]

He is the man. We. We.

[Tom Griswold]

We should just go home. That you? You nailed it.

[Christy Lee]

I have the seven fishes.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

The Feast of the Seven Fishes. Are you ready? Hang on.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you. Had you heard of this?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, yes.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, you. You weren't aware of it all?

[Pat Godwin]

Tangentially, I thought it was a Catholic.

[Tom Griswold]

Thing, but apparently I know Italian thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Italian Catholic, that kind of goes.

[Christy Lee]

Feast of the Seven Fishes. Traditionally Italian American, Christmas Eve dinner with no strict list of seven. But Commonly features seafood like cod, clams, muscles, shrimp, calamari, eels and octopus.

[Chris Wegman]

Okay, that.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that. Usually those last ones all come in a salad. Like with.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You mix all those together.

[Tom Griswold]

Salmon.

[Christy Lee]

No, we don't have.

[Pat Godwin]

We don't have.

[Chris Wegman]

We didn't have a salmon.

[Pat Godwin]

We have scallops, whitefish. You can use salmon if you'd like.

[Tom Griswold]

I told you. My doctor told me I gotta eat more salmon.

[Pat Godwin]

You do. Oh, my God. How much more could you eat?

[Chris Wegman]

He stopped. Remember? He stopped.

[Tom Griswold]

I kind of bailed. I stopped. I stopped eating sushi.

[Christy Lee]

I will never forget the morning he came in and was just trumpeting that he'd started a juicing program. And he was having carrot juice and he. Carrot and beet juice and carrots this and carrots that. Everybody.

[Chris Wegman]

And.

[Christy Lee]

And he pointed at me, and I noticed the palms of his hand were bright orange.

[Pat Godwin]

Bright orange.

[Christy Lee]

And his other palm of his hand was bright. He was turning orange. From all the characters I had to cut back.

[Chris Wegman]

I bet you could see in pitch black.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

You do that in early October. So by the time Halloween comes around, you see through your eyelids, you're ready to go.

[Christy Lee]

I can see a bullet at night.

[Pat Godwin]

We'll wrap this up. Sugar plums, once a luxury hard candy usually containing caraway. I don't know what this was.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a part of. Part of a Lou Reed song.

[Pat Godwin]

I know. What? Sugar Plum.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no. Yeah, right.

[Pat Godwin]

For God's sake. Sugar Plum Fairies.

[Chris Wegman]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Nutcracker.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I was thinking it was a Lou Reed song. It's in Nutcracker.

[Christy Lee]

It's the only song.

[Pat Godwin]

The dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies. Have you not seen Nutcracker?

[Chris Wegman]

You are aware of it? If we were to play it.

[Pat Godwin]

You never seen. Absolutely no one ever seen the Nutcracker with all the girls you've had?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Your little girls don't go see the Nutcracker.

[Tom Griswold]

I must have been babysitter day. I don't know. I missed.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my gosh. Posay. A warm.

[Tom Griswold]

Sweet, sweet, sweet.

[Christy Lee]

You and me. Some sweet, sweet posay. Not just for Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody in here. Everybody here. Eat poo.

[Pat Godwin]

I said posay. It's a warm medieval.

[Christy Lee]

I knew you'd mutated at one point.

[Pat Godwin]

A warm medieval.

[Tom Griswold]

We could go around the horn. It might get very awkward.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'll start.

[Pat Godwin]

There's this one time in college. A warm medieval drink of milk curdled with ale or wine and spices.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah, that sounds about right.

[Pat Godwin]

Why?

[Christy Lee]

Is that a thing? You know what this needs? Curdled milk.

[Pat Godwin]

Sort of a Wine Custard, they call it here in America. Early settlers would create their own version, which would eventually become eggnog, I swear.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I heard you say wine.

[Pat Godwin]

Wine. Custard.

[Christy Lee]

Custard. What are you doing?

[Chris Wegman]

What are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Custard. Okay, we have. I have a question. Christy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, sir?

[Tom Griswold]

Did I give you the last one of these?

[Pat Godwin]

The animal crackers?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Because I wasn't done with my list.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, you're done.

[Pat Godwin]

In the early 1900s, animal crackers were sold in festive boxes meant to hang on Christmas trees as both decoration and treat. I didn't know that's what those were for.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah, they kind of look like train cars.

[Pat Godwin]

I love those. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But aren't animal crackers cookies?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

What's wrong with that?

[Christy Lee]

What's wrong with that?

[Tom Griswold]

They're called crackers.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, for God's sake.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, but biscuits, they.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, if you asked for a car and they brought you a truck, you'd be getting the wrong thing.

[Chris Wegman]

You are right. So you wanted them to be called Animal Cookie.

[Tom Griswold]

I do.

[Pat Godwin]

Do they still have animal crackers in that little box with the red stirring?

[Christy Lee]

They do have.

[Chris Wegman]

I'm kind of with Tom on this. Why aren't they called animal cookies?

[Christy Lee]

Who started Animal Crush Crackers? Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Would it be.

[Christy Lee]

Would it be offensive to give.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

[Chris Wegman]

No, I want to hear it.

[Christy Lee]

No. After what I've done today, I sure as hell want to hear.

[Pat Godwin]

I need to come back January 6th. Stop.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sorry.

[Chris Wegman]

Peter's gotten ridiculous. They boycott Looney Tunes because of the cruelty to animals. They used to do good work.

[Christy Lee]

In Peter's defense, Elmer does shoot Daffy in the face. Beak spins around.

[Tom Griswold]

Hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Now, let's switch gears here. You've been hearing us talk about something called annuities for a while here on the Bob and Tom Show. I didn't even know what they were. And then I found out about the Silac Insurance Company, the experts on annuities. A lot of interesting things going on here. So how do you find out information about it? Will you go to the Silac website? Chick Magee? Where is that again?

[Christy Lee]

Let me tell you, Tom, go to silacins.com. that's s I l a c I n s dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this? This is an interesting idea. A 20% bonus by going from your 401k to a silac annuity. Now I want to learn more, so I go to silac, silacins.com, right?

[Christy Lee]

That's right. You learn [e-mail] then you click on the Bob and Tom logo to request more information.

[Tom Griswold]

I repeat, a 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. Get all the information about this by going to silokins.com, request more info.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

On to Mr. Chris Newell. Oh, Newell. Probably I was gonna. He's our first newell. He's from plano, Texas. He won that 500e gift card.

[Christy Lee]

Where are you living nowadays? Here in plain old taxi nothing.

[Chris Wegman]

We enjoyed it.

[Tom Griswold]

Congratulations, Chris. We'll be talking to him tomorrow. He'll be talking to Chickabea about the shoe of the week. He picked up 15 of 16 correctly, as did two others. But he won the tiebreakers.

[Christy Lee]

A feat of strength.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. My ears just pop.

[Pat Godwin]

Ouch.

[Christy Lee]

Did we go up in the ski lift? Do your ears pop in the ski lift?

[Chris Wegman]

They don't no.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Jess Hooker. Hi. Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Chris Wegman]

My ears pop when I push the Q tip in too far. I hear like a pop and then I hear nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Ah, don't do that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

There goes your eardrum.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about cannibalism.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we were.

[Chris Wegman]

We love it. I mean, just.

[Tom Griswold]

Just. Hooker wanted to know what human meat would taste like, which is an odd, odd question.

[Pat Godwin]

What I said was that I wonder.

[Christy Lee]

If different people taste different.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Like if different birds taste different, then different people taste different. She didn't ask what people taste.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this based on ethnicity or.

[Chris Wegman]

I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

I think temperament.

[Pat Godwin]

Like, if you looked around the room, who would be the worst taste?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it would be. It might be ethnicity based on what you eat.

[Chris Wegman]

Well, I think it really does. Look, if you look at bird meat and you look at cuts of beef.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

It's all based on like mussels and. Yeah, sure.

[Pat Godwin]

But they do say free range chickens tastes better than.

[Chris Wegman]

No, no, no. I know.

[Tom Griswold]

So my point is, if you were to eat a vegetarian. Right.

[Pat Godwin]

It tastes like cauliflower. Is that what you mean?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Would it taste different than if you.

[Christy Lee]

I believe it probably does.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I believe what J asking is depending on your temperament.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Will you taste better than someone who's moody and awful?

[Chris Wegman]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Here's the thing. All the meat that we eat, they are omnivores, right? Right. Or herbivores. Well, they eat grass and plants.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Cows don't eat each other, right?

[Chris Wegman]

No, none of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, I found out. I was. I promised I'd stop googling. I didn't.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we know.

[Tom Griswold]

Headline man cooks and serves his own genitals at banquet in Tokyo.

[Pat Godwin]

I remember this story.

[Chris Wegman]

You can only do that once. Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

I love the first line. A quote unquote self styled artist cooked and served his own genitals at a banquet.

[Christy Lee]

He calls himself an artist.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. His name is Mao Sugiyama. Ah. It was at a special banquet it a few years ago, he announced in a special announcement, I am offering my male genitals as a meal for a hundred thousand yen.

[Pat Godwin]

Who took him up on that?

[Tom Griswold]

According to this account, at the time was about 917American dollars.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not enough. No joke.

[Tom Griswold]

He did it a few days after his 22nd birthday. He had his.

[Pat Godwin]

Was it just the ballpark?

[Tom Griswold]

He had his gen. This I'm reading this as written. He had his. This is.

[Pat Godwin]

He had all of it taken off.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. He had his genitalia surgically removed.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't know that was a procedure.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the whole shooting.

[Christy Lee]

But if you're going to cook it, you probably shouldn't leave it attached.

[Chris Wegman]

Hey, why are you standing so close to the stove?

[Christy Lee]

I got to turn this over here. Hang on a second.

[Tom Griswold]

Five diners ate Mr. Sugiyama's cooked penile shaft.

[Christy Lee]

There was enough to serve five. Wow.

[Chris Wegman]

Congratulations.

[Pat Godwin]

They were just sushi size.

[Christy Lee]

Calm down.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, his testicles and squirtle skin. But I finished the sentence.

[Christy Lee]

What? Alexa sauce on it.

[Tom Griswold]

On April 13, five diners ate Mr. Sugiyama's cooked penile shaft, testicles and scrotal skin garnished with button mushrooms and parsley.

[Pat Godwin]

How's he doing now?

[Tom Griswold]

See, nobody eats parsley.

[Chris Wegman]

No, no, that's just a garnish. The sack is just garnish.

[Tom Griswold]

According to Japanese authorities, the banquet was legal.

[Chris Wegman]

I don't understand that well, either. Oh, I mean, they gotta fix that. You can't have that.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

That is still alive.

[Chris Wegman]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I suppose I can find out if you call.

[Christy Lee]

I know, but they're all that living.

[Tom Griswold]

Six people did buy it, but one. One guy didn't come because he had a nut allergy.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He can't. He can't eat that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm done.

[Christy Lee]

I gotta eat that.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta stop Googling.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Could we focus on the present?

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That is just rough.

[Chris Wegman]

So, Jess, based on your theory of if people taste different according to their temperament, who do you think in the studio would taste different?

[Christy Lee]

Good. The best temperament in the room, I guess, is the question.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, by that, you mean.

[Chris Wegman]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

You mean?

[Pat Godwin]

Just attitude, Outlook on life.

[Tom Griswold]

So you think if. If they were sort of pleasant?

[Chris Wegman]

Yes, I think Godwin's flavorful.

[Pat Godwin]

I think Godwin would be flavorful. Really pleasant. I think you.

[Christy Lee]

I think it would be. I think it would be you, Josh. It would be you.

[Pat Godwin]

You know.

[Chris Wegman]

You know, you'll have a little extra gristle on the plate.

[Pat Godwin]

That's okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Little fat with.

[Christy Lee]

I can't help but I would think that Tom and I taste like a bitter lemon. I would think. Don't you think so, Tom?

[Chris Wegman]

You probably both taste fine, but I just. With Tom, stringy comes to mind.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You guys have gotten so lean.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a lot left.

[Christy Lee]

Bird life.

[Pat Godwin]

You're so lean now.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's still a lot of meat.

[Chris Wegman]

Here on the bone.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Now, would you eat this guy, this Japanese artist, or would be. Would I eat where he served his male member and I'll taste anything.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'm. I'm game. I would.

[Tom Griswold]

They serve it. They serve it with the traditional Japanese beverage, which is saki.

[Christy Lee]

Saki?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They. They call this dish sake. My.

[Chris Wegman]

Long time.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, never mind. Let's just move. We have to get back to the sport. We had time for one quick sports story.

[Christy Lee]

What are you talking.

[Tom Griswold]

We got a special gu.

[Chris Wegman]

I bet Ace has a kick to him because he likes all that hot food.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go. Spicy. Knicks rally to beat the Spurs 124, 113 last night and win the third NBA Cup. See, listen to the crowd.

[Tom Griswold]

Last time they got. Last time they got a banner in 1973. Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

So is it a week tournament? Is it three weeks?

[Christy Lee]

No, it goes through. The whole thing. It goes through. I'm not sure how many, but Friday and Saturdays they have a special floor. They've done it the last three years.

[Pat Godwin]

Then the season just start.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like in the middle of.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's a fun.

[Christy Lee]

They trying to. They try to. It's something people attention to the.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, gotcha.

[Christy Lee]

Right before the College Football playoff in the NFL, Michaela Shifrin claimed a record extending 105th World cup victory after several of her top challengers went out during the opening run of a slalom night race. Shiffrin finished 1.55 seconds ahead of Swiss skier Camille Rast and 1.7 seconds ahead of German racer Emma Big ass. No, Emma.

[Tom Griswold]

Emma Big.

[Christy Lee]

Emma. Emma Eicher.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we'll find out more. We have to take a short break.

[Pat Godwin]

We're nervous about this one, guys.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it a he or a she? Can you get.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a he.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a he.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out who he is.

[Christy Lee]

Feel the 10.

[Tom Griswold]

From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Next role with Vernon Davis.

[Chris Wegman]

The transformative journeys of athletes, artists and entrepreneurs. We have very special guests.

[Christy Lee]

Ladies and gentlemen, Bob Franklin.

[Tom Griswold]

Whether it's the movies I'm doing, whether it's TV shows, just tap into to the truth. That's what I bring to every project.

[Chris Wegman]

Ladies and gentlemen, Isaac Keys.

[Pat Godwin]

People always ask, how did you make.

[Christy Lee]

It to the NFL? How did you get into acting?

[Chris Wegman]

There's a story behind all of that.

[Christy Lee]

It'S about whether you willing to tell.

[Pat Godwin]

Your story or not.

[Chris Wegman]

Next roll isn't about what's next. It's about why they do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Next Roll with Vernon Davis.

[Christy Lee]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Where the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Chris Wegman]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Hello. Jess Hooker. There's Josh Arnold. He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee and. Hello. Tom. We have a surprise guest.

[Tom Griswold]

We have lost all control over the show. The producing staff of this program has been getting surprise guests.

[Pat Godwin]

We have?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Are we ready? Is this a zoom thing?

[Pat Godwin]

Wait. Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

Good morning, everybody. I am America's favorite custom home builder.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Happy holidays.

[Pat Godwin]

I also happen to be Tom's best friend.

[Christy Lee]

This is truly. We. We are close. We don't touch pee pees.

[Chris Wegman]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

We are close. Thank you, Mark. This is Mark.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope Kelly's watching this because she's gonna go, why isn't Mark fixing the thing in the basement?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Yes. I'm. I'm Kelly's favorite person. Hey, how's it going?

[Tom Griswold]

The voice of. Of Ed Pinkley.

[Chris Wegman]

Yes, yes. And Doug ladouche.

[Christy Lee]

Doug.

[Tom Griswold]

Dougl.

[Christy Lee]

Of course, I'm not real proud of that, but Doug ladouche.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Someone just asked me the other day if we were going to bring back the. The Ed Pinkley motors piece. Because Ed Pinkley, of course, that was the home of the Taurus.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, right, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

A fine product from the Ford Motor Company. Are they still making the Taurus?

[Chris Wegman]

No, I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

The Pinkly Taurus is. I know they're not making the Pinkly.

[Tom Griswold]

Taurus.

[Christy Lee]

If it's not a four wheel. If it's not an suv, I don't think they're making them anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you calling from your barn?

[Christy Lee]

I do.

[Chris Wegman]

What's he's calling from?

[Christy Lee]

I'm calling from my tool shed. Yeah, it looks like I had one. It looks like ad Septics hangout. Yeah, we're sharing the space today, but with Mark.

[Pat Godwin]

We hear him talk. We. You guys talk about Mark and people.

[Christy Lee]

Don'T know it's him.

[Pat Godwin]

And we talk about the guy who drives the BMW motorcycle in the winter.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, that's Mark and that's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Two of them. Two of them.

[Chris Wegman]

So, Mark, there are no more telephone books. What are you sitting on?

[Christy Lee]

Isn't Pat Funny. That is so funny. Tom never makes fun of me.

[Tom Griswold]

Mark was telling me because he drives his BMW motorcycle winter and summer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And he was saying he. When you have on a suit. Electric suit.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, yes. Heated. Heated gear. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

And did you drive it here today?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

No, I did not.

[Tom Griswold]

And you have a windshield on the thing now.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you have a helmet that has audio in it.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, audio. And it's got a heated wind windscreen windshield.

[Chris Wegman]

So the purchase of all these things. Corre. With Tom's new house.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I. I acquired the bike and most of the stuff. Well done, Mark.

[Tom Griswold]

With all of these things, my question was, why don't you just get a car? Because, I mean, you're.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

When you're wearing a giant suit that's got a heater in it, you got a windshield.

[Pat Godwin]

But driving a motorcycle is fun.

[Christy Lee]

You know what they say? They. They say driving a car is like watching a movie. Riding a motorcycle is like being in the movie. Oh, man, I heard that before. That was very profound.

[Tom Griswold]

So the movie in your case is a short subject.

[Chris Wegman]

You gonna put up with that spider?

[Christy Lee]

Coming from the guy who pulls a pair of his youngest daughter's pants out of the dryer one day and turns to me and said, oh, look, you left a pair of pants in the dryer.

[Chris Wegman]

And I bet he laughed and laughed.

[Christy Lee]

He got a big kick. You know, I'm starting to think you don't really know what it means to be a friend.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know that I picked up lunch the other day?

[Chris Wegman]

Doesn't Mark get the last laugh, though, all of a sudden? Those doorknobs, they're $100.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there's some things that are going to self destruct, with any luck at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we'll try to bring back. Maybe. Maybe we could do Ed Pinkley. He could be. Don't you have a friend, for example, that collects. What was that car, Christy, that your friends? The. The. The one that had the mid engine. What was that called?

[Pat Godwin]

The mid engine.

[Christy Lee]

The Fiero.

[Tom Griswold]

That was. There's like a Fiero club around here.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There could be a Taurus club and the. You could have Ed Pinkley Classic Taurus.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm in. Now, is your other alter ego running for office?

[Christy Lee]

Douglas Hoosh.

[Chris Wegman]

He's considered a little too tame these days. He makes too much sense.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I'd be afraid I'd get elected. Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that is. That actually has happened.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Odder things. Yeah. Volodymyr. That was his. He was A comedian.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, the Ukrainian. Yeah. Literally, he was a comedian and he had a famous.

[Tom Griswold]

He had a famous bit where he played the piano with his mail member. Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

Well, even remember in Back to the Future, Michael J. Fox tells Doc that Ronald Reagan is president. The actor.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, no. And then Doc goes, who's Secretary of State? Jerry Lewis.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Mark, thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, and thanks so much for having me on. After the guy that cooked and ate his genitals, it's a hard act to follow. I hope I did okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Great.

[Christy Lee]

Mark, can I ask you a question? Yes, you can.

[Pat Godwin]

Of when you were building Tom's home, what was the wildest request or the strangest phone call you received from Tom?

[Christy Lee]

How much time do you have? I do have to get to work this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

We got the. I got the urinal. The extra urinal.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Urinal's the coolest thing in the house. Next to my picture above it.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, that's right. You told us you did that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And Ace has seen it. There's a picture of Mark right above my urinal.

[Christy Lee]

I put it up there as a joke.

[Tom Griswold]

I left it there as a. Still there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And it's still there.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it framed and everything? I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

And Kelly hasn't taken it down.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm shocked.

[Christy Lee]

No, but there's pin holes in it. I.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, were you poking it with your penis?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know. Hey, please, we're making fun of our penis size.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks, Mark.

[Chris Wegman]

It's great to see you, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much for having me on.

[Christy Lee]

On. You guys are great. Happy holidays. You as well.

[Chris Wegman]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Possible lunch.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you're gonna take him to lunch now?

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, how nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a pretty busy day. I'll see if I can. All right.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they wrote that.

[Pat Godwin]

Is your first call for lunch.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes Jason goes, sometimes Oscar goes. We have a good time.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we do.

[Pat Godwin]

Just. When's the last time you've gone to lunch with. The awkward part is, is that I work in the corner with Jason and, And Oscar and. And so Tom will ask them to.

[Christy Lee]

Go and then just walk by my office.

[Pat Godwin]

I know. It's, it's.

[Christy Lee]

It's.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a voice call. Cuz we're women. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very awkward.

[Pat Godwin]

I. I have worked with you in some capacity for like 20 plus years.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't talk to women.

[Christy Lee]

Tom has this. You know what?

[Pat Godwin]

You're not wrong. You're not wrong. We're well aware.

[Christy Lee]

So. Hey, baby. Okay, shut it down.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thanks. Mark. I was afraid it was going to be dick. Vital hell.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry to disappoint.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, no, no, no, no. We got a different dick.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Chris Wegman]

I barely know.

[Tom Griswold]

See ya.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you very much.

[Pat Godwin]

Have a great day, Mark.

[Chris Wegman]

See you, Mark.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

That was funny. The voice of Doug ladouche.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

You know, Mark's one of those guys you're always just kind of happy to see him.

[Pat Godwin]

Always happy.

[Christy Lee]

He's a good guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Always love that guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's move forward. Did we finish off sports?

[Christy Lee]

We did not. We were talking about Michaela Shifrin and Lindsey Vaughn.

[Chris Wegman]

Now, why is skiing in the. What's going on here?

[Christy Lee]

The. France, Italy, where are they? Winter Games coming February.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the biggest stories last weekend was. Was on Friday, Lindsey Vaughn, coming back from horrific injury, had a completely reconstructed knee ski.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And at the age of what, 42.

[Pat Godwin]

41.

[Tom Griswold]

41.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She won a gold. It's amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

So is this all Olympic qualifying stuff?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Just this is the World cup tour and. Yeah. So we'll be. We'll be seeing.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chris Wegman]

Sorry, I don't know much about skiing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

How's the snow in Veil this year?

[Tom Griswold]

It's very funny.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is it bad?

[Pat Godwin]

No. Snow?

[Tom Griswold]

None.

[Pat Godwin]

You're gonna mud ski?

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute. Are you. Aren't you going there for.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they.

[Christy Lee]

Eventually, at some point, maybe next year.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's the skiing. Very light so far.

[Christy Lee]

Kurt Signetti. Go Google him now. You'll find he's. He wins. And he's also been named AP's coach of the year two years in a row. Second consecutive season this week. All right, all right. Well deserved. Hoosiers, of course. 13 and, oh, and County Notre Dame running back. They call him the Boat. Jeremiah Love, running back, Notre Dame. He's bypassing his senior season to enter the NFL draft. You're supposed to stay out of drafts now, or at least wear a light jacket.

[Chris Wegman]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

What I don't understand is why you're gonna make more money staying in college.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe not necessarily.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe not.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And if you stay in college, maybe you'll get injured and then. Okay, where will you and your injured.

[Chris Wegman]

Needs and those pesky classes?

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I think that's.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's a thing of the past. Do they even have to attend?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They have to be an active student.

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

What do you think? It's the Wild west and people just the athletes go. How do you think we get our PE teachers?

[Chris Wegman]

That's a wild assumption.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's not that wild.

[Christy Lee]

I know for a fact that when Maurice Claret was a running back at the Ohio State University, they won the national championship. And Maurice Clare Rat went to class every day. Or a reasonable facsimile of Maurice. And he also had a job. Every day from after practice from like 8 till 10 at night, he would polish doorknobs around campus.

[Chris Wegman]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

That was his job.

[Chris Wegman]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

And he was paid a hundred thousand dollars.

[Chris Wegman]

What do you use their Brasso?

[Christy Lee]

All of that. Bartender's friend. Oh, that's a Bush's Beans.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, they're good.

[Christy Lee]

Is offering college football fans free entry into Bush's Boca Raton bowl of beans in exchange for a can of beans. Bush is calling it a first of its kind ticket exchange. Bush's will give the first 2000 fans a special MV Bean seat near the end zone in return for a single can of Bush's beans. The cans will be donated to local families in need. University of Louisville played University of Toledo Tuesday, Christmas Eve Eve.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a bad idea, though. Going to heave a can of beans at somebody at some point.

[Chris Wegman]

Well, they're not doing it in Pittsburgh or Philadelphia.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Or Cincinnati, you know, or Cleveland where they throw awful things.

[Chris Wegman]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I do. I should. I. I'll call my buddy and tell him my friend works at Bushes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't have a bean guy.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I know. He's a.

[Christy Lee]

He.

[Tom Griswold]

He works there. He's a bean counter.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Jesus.

[Chris Wegman]

Silly.

[Christy Lee]

God. God. My gosh. The things he thinks are. Wow.

[Chris Wegman]

From an eight from Ace Cosby. Oh, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't it be funny if you worked at pushes as in the accounting department? That'd be your standard line. Hi, I'm a bean counter at Bushes.

[Christy Lee]

We'll be back with world record Tom. He actually.

[Chris Wegman]

How is it?

[Tom Griswold]

He would actually got beat.

[Christy Lee]

Not good.

[Chris Wegman]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And Germany's involved.

[Chris Wegman]

Ah, yes. They once went to war again against every.

[Tom Griswold]

The world.

[Christy Lee]

Twice.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much. We've learned a lot. Now, what's coming up in the world of news? Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Coming up, we have a lot of holiday traditions that we didn't get to the unusual ones. We have Bailey's Irish Cream in the news today.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a really cool story.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Actually, big fan of Bailey's.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a nice product.

[Christy Lee]

Very interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

But you'll be, it's. You'll be finding out something really interesting about the origin. Origin of an aspect of Bailey's Irish Dream. Right now I want to Talk about Java House. Java House is the sponsor here of the Bob and Tom show and also the official beverages of the Bob and Tom show and pretty much what's happening in the break room all the time. If you got a break room where you work and you want to make things maybe a little. A little easier and a little more fun, get rid of the machines and get yourself the peel and pour set of various beverages from Java House. Help me here, Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. They have all kinds of great things. I'm having a wonderful tea right now. They have hydration and energy drinks. I know you're a big fan of the Arctic Freeze over there.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a box of them.

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Pat Godwin]

I like the orange.

[Tom Griswold]

You know why I have this box here?

[Pat Godwin]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Because someone kept drinking them in the coffee room and I was out of them.

[Christy Lee]

Look at this.

[Pat Godwin]

That's because we all share.

[Tom Griswold]

Not these.

[Pat Godwin]

My God, you are just the most selfish.

[Tom Griswold]

I hide the. I hide them behind the Splenda box.

[Pat Godwin]

God, they have beautiful lattes. They have caramel vanilla. They also have hot cocoa. And it is hot cocoa season, so get to javahouse.com and order online. Right now, Java House has all of your break room needs and a whole variety of those easy peel and pour pods.

[Tom Griswold]

And after you've peeled and poured, what I do is I take four steps back, sometimes five, sometimes even six, if I open the closet door and I heave them toward the. Toward that wastebasket there.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, really?

[Chris Wegman]

You know, he's pretty good. I've seen him. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

I've gotten really good at it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. An anemic throw at best. The last one.

[Tom Griswold]

And these are, by the way, recyclable.

[Pat Godwin]

So there you go.shop java house.com. the official beverage service of the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. It's Java House. And give it a try. It can really revolutionize the coffee room at work because you can do your cocoa, your coffee.

[Pat Godwin]

I like this black mango tea.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm doing a tea thing myself right now. And I had a little cream to the tea, which will lead us to our fun story about Bailey's Irish Cream. That's all coming up, plus some more traditions that are happening. And my favorite story, I think, of the holiday season is coming up next. It involves. I'm just gonna say this. It just involves dogs, of course. Okay. Okay, good. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show US Soccer Club.

[Christy Lee]

Reality says the odds are stacked against us.

[Chris Wegman]

To think our U.S. men's National Team.

[Christy Lee]

Can ever Raise the world's biggest trophy. Be the first soccer team to beat them at football. Never.

[Chris Wegman]

But here's the thing about us.

[Christy Lee]

Refusing to accept reality is kind of our thing. Being unrealistic, that's not a flaw.

[Chris Wegman]

It's a force.

[Christy Lee]

It's fuel.

[Chris Wegman]

Because if you want to be great.

[Christy Lee]

And make history, never chase reality. Join us, soccer insiders today.

[Chris Wegman]

Be part of the journey.

[Christy Lee]

Hey. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

At the news center. Yes. There's Patience Godwin. Hello. There's Jess Hooker. Hi. Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello. I am Chick McGee. And hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you? I'm. I just, I can't stop Googling this cannibalism stuff.

[Pat Godwin]

Very sorry.

[Chris Wegman]

You're very intrigued. You, you may want to try people more than we do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. No, not at all.

[Chris Wegman]

I don't know about.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, then why are you keep looking at it?

[Chris Wegman]

I think you have a sick fast.

[Christy Lee]

Would you ever have a stand sandwich, anything like that?

[Tom Griswold]

Ground chuck.

[Christy Lee]

Ground chuck.

[Chris Wegman]

Ruben Rubin.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy asked if this guy that he had his genitalia removed and he served it to five people. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Eat my wiener in Japan. I'm trying to find out if he's, if he's, Whatever happened because this was a couple years ago.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe he wanted to be trans or maybe he wanted to get a prosthetic.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, do you think he's got a.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe when they do that, just you just. How would you yearn? I mean, like a woman.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah, exactly.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Usually like a Kindle.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. There has to be something going on mentally that.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, yes. You think.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you walk into a doctor and say without some kind of counseling? I, the guy was 22 years old. I'm trying to find an update. I, I. Oh, wait a second. Oh, he went into business.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God. No, no.

[Chris Wegman]

What a natural setup.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

That was smooth. I don't know why I feel like I'm on the hook.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of like White Castle. He's selling testicles by the sack.

[Chris Wegman]

Silly. Very silly.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm really, I am trying to find out if this guy's still around.

[Pat Godwin]

I came really close to going to White Castle this morning and getting so good.

[Christy Lee]

If you would have brought. I'll do it tomorrow. Bring in a cave. A crave case.

[Pat Godwin]

I could bring in a crave cake. I mean, I drive right by one.

[Chris Wegman]

You have to.

[Pat Godwin]

They're open 24 hours.

[Christy Lee]

Do they still use Merry Christmas Take home a sack on the side of the.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know anymore. Oh, yeah, I've been craving them.

[Chris Wegman]

Tacoma sack may have been. Steak and shake.

[Pat Godwin]

That is.

[Christy Lee]

Are you sure?

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. 100. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chris Wegman]

The crave case is the White Castle.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Christy Lee, Wait a minute. We didn't finish sports. I'm sorry.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, we.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh. We still have a world record.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, I forgot.

[Chris Wegman]

And you had kind of alluded you weren't for enthusiastic.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

That it may not be very.

[Christy Lee]

But it is holiday themed.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chris Wegman]

Holiday theme.

[Christy Lee]

A man from Germany. He is from Germany. Has broken his own Guinness World record with his snow globe collection.

[Chris Wegman]

I'm indifferent to snow globes.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh. Oh, my goodness.

[Chris Wegman]

You love them.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have any. Do you have any snow globes at the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but they're Christmas Eve.

[Chris Wegman]

Were you all aware of this?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

No. Do you buy them when you go to, like, New York City and they have like.

[Chris Wegman]

They're so cool.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't think snow globes are cool?

[Christy Lee]

What's cool about them?

[Pat Godwin]

There's no purpose. I'm shocked.

[Chris Wegman]

I mean, they're kind of pretty and kind of nice, but I don't own one.

[Pat Godwin]

I bet you got them as a child, didn't you?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they're beautiful, Mommy.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's. They're so peaceful. You shake them and it's a beautiful snow.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

We're go sledding or skiing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, look at this.

[Chris Wegman]

I made that. You feel like you're in control of the weather when you use one. You're all powerful.

[Christy Lee]

I'm omnipotent.

[Tom Griswold]

I never thought about it that way, but you're exactly correct.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Joseph Cardinal first claimed the record for largest collection of Snow Globes in 2002, when he had 6,100 of them.

[Chris Wegman]

Boy.

[Christy Lee]

Since then, his collection has almost doubled to 11,017 snow globes. Among. Among the more unusual pieces, he possesses one in the shape of a Coca Cola telephone.

[Chris Wegman]

That's odd.

[Christy Lee]

One shaped like a sinking Titanic.

[Chris Wegman]

And one that contains small figurines representing the rugby players on the Andes.

[Pat Godwin]

Going back to that, are we, Josh?

[Christy Lee]

And one snow globe has a helicopter inside being flown by Santa Claus.

[Tom Griswold]

That's cool.

[Chris Wegman]

No, it's not. Santa would never be in a helicopter.

[Pat Godwin]

Reindeer.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe there was a technical issue one day. Maybe the ranger went on strike. I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

And the sleigh broke down.

[Christy Lee]

When he asked to explain why I love snow globes, he said, I love the romance of snow globes and how beautiful they are when you. You shake them. Up and snow falls down.

[Chris Wegman]

So he. He just defined a snow globe for us.

[Tom Griswold]

They're peaceful, they're happy.

[Christy Lee]

Do we all have snow globes?

[Pat Godwin]

Do you guys have snow globes right now? No, I don't have a snow globe.

[Christy Lee]

I know I do, but I don't know where they are.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a picture of the guy. Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

You know, honestly, he has too many to enjoy.

[Tom Griswold]

He looks like a snow globe.

[Chris Wegman]

He does. He looks like a snow globe.

[Christy Lee]

And it is. Shake him up. I like to shake this.

[Chris Wegman]

That man is psych psychotic.

[Pat Godwin]

He is not. He looks like he's related to Bob Zany.

[Christy Lee]

He's got a crawl space. I love romance psychotic. He says, I love the romance of snow globes. How beautiful they are when you shake them up and the snow falls down. People love snow globes as they encapsulate a perfect world, obviously one that is not realistic.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

That's why we gravitate.

[Pat Godwin]

That's too much.

[Christy Lee]

That's why we gravitate toward them.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine meeting this guy at a cocktail party? And so what are you into all of a sudden? You're trying to give someone a signal. I'm trapped, man. I've got snow globe guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you have a snow globe that you wind up and it just keeps.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, those are great. They play a little song.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Christy Lee]

My little, little Christmas bells My little Christmas bells.

[Tom Griswold]

This next one, this next one. I guarantee you're gonna like this next story. Christy Lee. We have a story of about dogs in the news.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Dogs celebrating the holiday season. Over.

[Chris Wegman]

I like this.

[Pat Godwin]

Already over 130 dog owners across the UK dressed up their pups as characters in the Nativity. Josh.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, all right.

[Pat Godwin]

This is the third year in a row that dog owners have come together through social media to partake in the tradition that raises money for dog charities. For this year's celebration, the group used to.

[Tom Griswold]

I work getting negative feedback. Wait till you see the photograph.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

The Nativity Pups, 25 to share images of their pooches dressed as the three wise men, Stable animals, shepherds and nativity angels. So apparently they didn't do the big three. Oh, did they not do that?

[Chris Wegman]

I think that's wise.

[Christy Lee]

No, they did.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. Now there are all the dogs.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, there's Mary and Joseph and a little Yorkie is baby Jesus.

[Chris Wegman]

Now, the Mary is very funny.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chris Wegman]

Because any dog that has, like a blanket over its head and the ears are not historical funny. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And one of the wise men looks.

[Pat Godwin]

Like he has A toothache or something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The three wise men. Is that Looks like our bulldog.

[Tom Griswold]

Golden retriever in Newfoundland. A bulldog.

[Pat Godwin]

I think they're supposed to be sheep and, like. Sheep.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I think the doodle is over here. Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Hilarious.

[Pat Godwin]

Bulldog. Supposed to be.

[Tom Griswold]

And the baby Jesus. Is that little Yorkie.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And right after this picture was taken. I believe. I believe what you're.

[Pat Godwin]

You're gonna say something really bad.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just gonna say, I think the Newfoundland was humping the frankincense guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, see, I thought he was gonna do dog poop.

[Christy Lee]

Who was? What does. The dog wearing a wig right next to Mary.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah, the bulldog guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'm not sure what that's supposed to be there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

The blue robe chick is Joseph.

[Pat Godwin]

Joseph.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the blue rose. Oh, okay.

[Chris Wegman]

So he's supposed to be like, a camel or something.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I think he's a camel.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chris Wegman]

The one that looks like it's in a diaper.

[Pat Godwin]

I still can't figure out what the bulldog's supposed to be and who's the one.

[Chris Wegman]

I'll show you the picture of that guy. I don't know what they're called, but they have that in.

[Pat Godwin]

In my nativity. I know exactly what you're talking about. Oh, I thought that was one of the wise men.

[Chris Wegman]

No, it's like.

[Christy Lee]

It's Weisman.

[Chris Wegman]

I. I don't know if it's like a religious fig.

[Christy Lee]

Like a. Yeah, yeah, he's got the headgear.

[Chris Wegman]

Right, right, right.

[Christy Lee]

What's the dog on the table supposed to be doing?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he's the North Star. The angel.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

He's got a halo, but you can barely see.

[Pat Godwin]

He's an angel.

[Christy Lee]

He's naked, though, right? He's not wearing.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, very.

[Christy Lee]

Well.

[Chris Wegman]

Angels are often nude.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, can you imagine setting this up and getting all the dogs I know finally sit down and stay still?

[Chris Wegman]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Those are good dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that. That's.

[Christy Lee]

They're.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're all looking right at the camera.

[Chris Wegman]

It might be one of those cameras with, like, a tennis ball.

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's so sweet.

[Pat Godwin]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chris Wegman]

They are. They are silly. I love dogs. Dogs.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

Some.

[Tom Griswold]

Some may consider it somewhat sacrilegious.

[Chris Wegman]

You know, honestly, that doesn't seem that it's fun.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I was Mary in the nativity play for years.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Virgin Mary.

[Pat Godwin]

And then my son and I dressed up as. As Mary and Jesus for Halloween one year.

[Chris Wegman]

Now that seems.

[Pat Godwin]

That's sacrilege.

[Chris Wegman]

Like, it could. Yeah, some may be bothered.

[Pat Godwin]

He looked Just like Jesus. Did he really? Yeah, he really did. His hair was long.

[Chris Wegman]

I can't. A similar Halloween where I was Muhammad. There are still some people looking for me.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Pat Godwin]

I know that they do nuns and priests still. Yeah. That's still a big one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You found out the definition of fatwa. Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah. Every now and again, somebody comes at me with a knife.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey. The farm where milk is produced for Bailey's Irish cream liqueur is using so called Tinder for cows, an app that will hopefully maintain their elite herd. The herd plus app, developed by the Irish cattle breeding Federation, allows farmers to find the best genetic matches for their cows. Joe Hayden, a fourth generation dairy farmer whose cows provide milk for the Irish liqueur, is among those harnessing the technology for his 230, as he calls them Bailey's ladies. To keep his herd happy and relaxed, Hayden plays their favorite tunes via Spotify twice a day.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, all right. This. This is ripe for comedy, which he.

[Pat Godwin]

Claims helps them to produce better milk.

[Chris Wegman]

Let's figure out what songs.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chris Wegman]

Cows would enjoy.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'll move it on over.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah, that's exact. That's number one on the list.

[Christy Lee]

Got to be on there.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I have the artists. I don't have the songs of what they prefer.

[Chris Wegman]

They don't care for meatloaf.

[Christy Lee]

No. Heard it through the grapevine. Yes. Heard it through the grape, Heard it through the ground cream.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're calling it Tinder for cows.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, it's called.

[Chris Wegman]

They like the rage against the machine song Bulls on Parade. They enjoy that.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chris Wegman]

They don't realize the actual meaning of Love me Tinder. Well, love me tender actually is a little better because it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but they don't want to be eaten.

[Chris Wegman]

They don't. So they don't care.

[Pat Godwin]

They don't eat dairy cows.

[Christy Lee]

They might enjoy being eaten. You don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't eat a dairy cow.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you could, but they're not raised for that. They're raised for their milk. They taste different.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah. Tell you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

And Bruce Springsteen are their favorite artists, by the way.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, interesting.

[Christy Lee]

No, I think they like the cowsils.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah, they do. They love the cow sils. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm a hairy guy. Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That was good. Well, that. So that's kind of fun.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Tinder for Tinder for Cows.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't realize that the. That's kind of a nice thing for Bailey's. It's a. You know, I didn't realize they.

[Tom Griswold]

This is like the Budweiser Yeah, Clydesdale. Yeah, but it's for Bailey, so show off. The pretty cows making their fresh cream.

[Pat Godwin]

If you want to buy a lot of Bailey's this holiday season, you might want to win the Powerball jackpot. And it has grown to an estimated $1.25 billion.

[Chris Wegman]

You know, I would to like to win that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Never see you guys again for tonight's drawing.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, I'll see you guys again.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chris Wegman]

As you're working around my house, when.

[Christy Lee]

I'm a chance, you're gonna make the decisions, aren't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Which house? The one that we're gonna have to fly to.

[Pat Godwin]

There have been over a dozen lottery jackpot prizes that have gone over $1 billion since 2016.

[Chris Wegman]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Lotta dough.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, you were complaining about the fact that they take so much taxes out of.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What about this? Here's my idea.

[Chris Wegman]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What if.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, the winner.

[Chris Wegman]

You know what I did sound like.

[Christy Lee]

You did sound like that. What the hell's wrong with you?

[Tom Griswold]

What if the winner is allowed to say which. Where their funds, which taxes they go to? Other words?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, like to education help a little, I guess.

[Chris Wegman]

But no, I don't trust other people to do what I want.

[Tom Griswold]

Where would you want the money to go?

[Chris Wegman]

Back to me.

[Tom Griswold]

The Josh Arnold Poverty fund. Poverty fund has just been handed half a billion dollars. So it's what, a billion two or something?

[Pat Godwin]

One point. Yes, man.

[Chris Wegman]

And after it's all said and done, you walk away with like, 35 bucks.

[Christy Lee]

Is.

[Pat Godwin]

It might be 35. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You get. You get to keep more than half of it, right?

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Pat Godwin]

And then you got state taxes, but.

[Tom Griswold]

I forgot they've got the.

[Christy Lee]

It's 50% right away. And then almost half of that is taxes, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you don't. That's because you. You don't get the lumps significantly less.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's like a billion, then 500,000 and 250 after tax.

[Pat Godwin]

So if you take the every.

[Christy Lee]

Every.

[Pat Godwin]

What is it called? The annuity or whatever they pay every year when you die, does that roll over to somebody else or does it stop?

[Chris Wegman]

I will insist it stops.

[Tom Griswold]

You could put it in your wheel.

[Chris Wegman]

It goes to me, and that's it.

[Tom Griswold]

Ever seen those commercials where they go, hey, if you took the annual payment thing, we can. We'll buy you out.

[Pat Godwin]

Right?

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. That's a thing.

[Chris Wegman]

Now, the big. The dirty secret about the lottery. A lot of people don't know this, is that most people who play say don't win.

[Tom Griswold]

What you mean they don't like to tell you.

[Chris Wegman]

They don't like to tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

The billion that you're not going to necessarily.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Are you trying to tell me the odds aren't very good?

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Billion dollars. Okay. This is the Powerball.

[Pat Godwin]

Powerball. Yes. Okay, tonight draw, I will buy a.

[Tom Griswold]

Lot of scratch offs for my stocking stuffers.

[Chris Wegman]

That is nice.

[Christy Lee]

Will you go out and buy us lottery tickets and split it with us if you win? Is that the expectation?

[Pat Godwin]

If you won? If you gifted a lottery ticket and someone won, would you expect. Expect.

[Chris Wegman]

I expect nothing.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I expect nothing. It was a gift.

[Christy Lee]

I expect half.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah. At least my youngest brother feels the same way.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't that happen to you? Who did that happen to? Were they. Someone was given a lottery ticket? Somebody we know?

[Chris Wegman]

Not me.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there was a. Oh, really?

[Chris Wegman]

Quite an argument.

[Tom Griswold]

Unpleasant.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the expectation should be nothing. Hey, this is yours. Good luck with it.

[Pat Godwin]

That's how I would.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't it happen that's a couple were getting divorced and the guy won the lottery or she won the lottery and.

[Pat Godwin]

He didn't tell her.

[Christy Lee]

And he didn't tell her.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, that came back to haunt him.

[Christy Lee]

They went ahead and got divorced and she eventually got money from it. Wow. Somehow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that makes sense. Okay, well, we're all hoping that's what it's for.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

For fun. So we'll let you know. So the drawing is tonight, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, tonight.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, what's happening in the news, Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Coming up, we have history lesson. We have to do that. We have Denny's with a very unusual new sneaker that you might be interested in.

[Chris Wegman]

Is it the moons over Miami?

[Tom Griswold]

Miami.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah, you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

I forgot the pun.

[Chris Wegman]

I'm sorry. Yeah. Moons over Miami.

[Pat Godwin]

And we can't forget the loose kangaroo in Oklahoma.

[Tom Griswold]

This sneaker is. There's something very unusual about it. Yes.

[Chris Wegman]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

If I would say tongue's made out of bacon.

[Pat Godwin]

I bet you're not too far off your ex.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually pretty close. Now, one of the. We've been talking about some pretty cool.

[Christy Lee]

Gifts, and I'd like to thank the nice folks at Aura Frames for finally breaking through all the clutter. And Tom is really starting to grasp the use modern. The modern Internet.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm looking at it right now. There was just a picture of Josh's cat.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, gravy girl.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a picture of me with Peter Frampton. And this is so much fun.

[Christy Lee]

Look at Frampton. He wants to Be anywhere else. And standing beside Tom, bless his heart. What a nice. He's looking off to his handler.

[Tom Griswold]

Get him out of here. There's a photograph of Josh in a wig. They're very nice. What we're looking at is an aura frame. And you load photographs on it and it rotates.

[Christy Lee]

How do you do that, Tom? Do you bring the photographs over here and slide them into the back of the frame?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a fair question. It's a part of contemporary digital technology. There's Josh admiring a hamburger. Burger.

[Chris Wegman]

You know, that was back when our social media guy loved pictures of me with food, forgetting that he was twice my size.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It was all quite defining. Ironic for some reason. Such an opinion.

[Tom Griswold]

So what's happening is this. This is. It's like a slideshow in the old days, but it's the aura frame. I love these. And I loaded. I know. Ms. Hooker or you loaded most of them, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, a lot of them.

[Tom Griswold]

I did a bunch of. But I did it at my house.

[Chris Wegman]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

There's a picture of Hugh Jackman and Pat Godwin practicing a song. That was just a month or so ago. That was really cool. But the point is that you can load these wherever you are. So you could give this to, say, your. Your mom, your grandma, whatever, and then she could have it on her table and you could every nice surprise every day load a photograph on it. It's so cool. It's called the aura frame Frame. Am I too excited? Because I really do love it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You can put a picture there. You walking your doggy?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's a great gift. And unlimited photos on there. And you can preload them and give it to somebody and then add them every day if you want.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

They're great. And every frame comes packaged in a premium gift box. There's no price tag on it. So you just. It just makes a great gift. We don't want to give. Oh, you like getting a price tag on something?

[Christy Lee]

Price tag? No.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a very elegant, nice game.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, the gift I'm going to give you will not have a price tag.

[Christy Lee]

People will think you spent twice as much as you did. Because it's such an amazing gift.

[Pat Godwin]

It is a wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're a friend of the Bob and Tom show, guess what? You get a nice break on it. 35 bucks off Aura's best selling Aura Frame. You go to Aura Frames.com and it's a U R Aura Frames.com. the promo code is my name Tom. This deal is exclusive to Bob and Tom show listeners, these things sell out fast. So the clock is ticking. Just get that done today. Support the Bob and Tom show mentioned in the Bob and Time show. And you check out terms and conditions apply. These are great. Make a great gift. There's a picture of me with Ms. Pat.

[Christy Lee]

Look at that.

[Chris Wegman]

I would give anything if it was George Wallace.

[Christy Lee]

Tom, that's George Wall. There's a picture of Jack. Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

We're having some fun.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's my crazy picture.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We also are looking forward to sexy time with Ali Breen coming up just around the corner. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Pat Godwin]

Kick off the holiday season with the perfect gift for the soccer fan in your life. Head over to store.ussoccer.com and explore a wide range of official U.S. soccer gear and merch. Whether you're decking the halls or hitting.

[Christy Lee]

The field, we've got you covered. Show your true colors and share the.

[Pat Godwin]

Excitement of U.S. soccer this season. Visit store.ussoccer.com today and score big with your holiday shopping.

[Christy Lee]

Do what I said, okay?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I am.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Chris Wegman]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

There's Jack. Hi. There's Josh Arnold.

[Chris Wegman]

Visit Stephen Singer Jewelers atIhateStevensinger.com to find out why he's the most trusted jeweler in America and the most hated jeweler in America by other jewelers. That's I Hate Stevensinger dot com.

[Christy Lee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I have an assignment for everybody. Yes, we have a brand new video out there. It's of Josh's song, Mr. Grizz and it's got the Bob and Tom puppets in.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure does.

[Tom Griswold]

It's on our various so so you can link to it various social media platforms. It's really cool.

[Chris Wegman]

Lovely tribute to our leader.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, the guys did a great job. And that's out there. Also, congratulations going out to the winner of week 15 of our pigskin competition, Mr. Chris Newell from Plano, Texas. He won the $500e gift card to Stephen Singer Jewelers. He'll be taking on Chick Magee in the shoon of the week Picks tomorrow from Plano. I urge you to go to bobandtom.com contest make your NFL picks. You don't have to pick against the spread, just pick the winners. You could win yourself that $500 e gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers and check out the [e-mail]. it's that simple. Now we return to the Silac Insurance news desk while you look for history.

[Pat Godwin]

Because we have to do history here.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chris Wegman]

May, not April.

[Christy Lee]

I can feel it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm ready here.

[Christy Lee]

April 3rd.

[Pat Godwin]

December 17th. Don't let these boys fool you.

[Christy Lee]

It's the 19th.

[Tom Griswold]

Live forever and infamy. Oh, Happy birthday to Jorge Mario Bergo.

[Pat Godwin]

What was that?

[Tom Griswold]

Who? Anybody.

[Pat Godwin]

Pope Francis.

[Tom Griswold]

Pope Francis. Very good, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Frank.

[Pat Godwin]

What's his last name?

[Tom Griswold]

His real name? His given name at birth was Jorge Mario. Yeah, I don't know how many of those G's are hard.

[Christy Lee]

Why are you putting some stank on that?

[Tom Griswold]

Because I don't know how to say his name.

[Chris Wegman]

Relax, Francis.

[Tom Griswold]

I just saw this guy in a preview the other day.

[Christy Lee]

I bet it was somebody else.

[Tom Griswold]

And you thought it was this Ernie Hudson. Ernie, 1945.

[Christy Lee]

I know it was somebody else. And you thought it was Ernie Hudson Act.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah, he is.

[Christy Lee]

He looks great.

[Chris Wegman]

We had a nice conversation with him. What, six months?

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

From F. And of course, most well known from Ghostbusters.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chris Wegman]

Winston Zedmore.

[Christy Lee]

As I said, I would not have been able to pull his name in the show frames.

[Chris Wegman]

Congo. And a lot of good things.

[Tom Griswold]

A bunch of Congo's fun, Great, funny people. Eugene Levy.

[Christy Lee]

The one about the monkey. The apes.

[Chris Wegman]

Yes. As Tim Curry says in that movie Albino, the myth of the killer A is true.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, nice. Tim Curry.

[Chris Wegman]

He has a weird accent in it.

[Pat Godwin]

And I love you.

[Chris Wegman]

Eugene Levy's wonderful.

[Pat Godwin]

I love him.

[Christy Lee]

Are you watching that travel thing?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, I do. I watched it. Yes.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, his travel show. Driving the Chevy with the levee.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chris Wegman]

Is that not it?

[Christy Lee]

Man, that's a great.

[Tom Griswold]

Nobody should have been.

[Christy Lee]

That's a great song by a great artist, Don McLean. And the true gentleman don't get pat.

[Chris Wegman]

Nice human being.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. Oh, wait a minute. This is something. This isn't a birthday. The Wright brothers made the first motorized aircraft flight at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina. Allegedly the pilot.

[Pat Godwin]

I feel like there's just as much Wright Brothers news as there is Beatles news.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It feels like there's a lot of anniversaries for these jackasses.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, the Wright brothers, Like the anti right brothers. They were great.

[Christy Lee]

Have you seen the commercial where the Wright brother, they're in the plane together and they're fighting over the. The tray table. They got a tray t. Table and they have nuts and.

[Chris Wegman]

Okay, but do you admit that there's blood on their hands?

[Pat Godwin]

They killed a few.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I think eventually a few eggs.

[Tom Griswold]

People took a risk and there was. There were a couple times when people would fly with them early on and.

[Pat Godwin]

They sign a release.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that was pre lawyer, but yeah. No, and they. They would do demonstrations. They'd have a hundred thousand people show up in a field and they would do figure eights. People would go crazy. Could you imagine?

[Chris Wegman]

But many died.

[Tom Griswold]

A handful. They also made a nice bicycle.

[Chris Wegman]

That's where they started. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now what was the third?

[Christy Lee]

Or were they from Eaton, Ohio? Dayton, Ohio? No, they were dating a girl from Eaton. Yeah, right, right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, what was the third James Bond film?

[Pat Godwin]

Third, third James Bond film. I'm gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, technically.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it Goldfinger?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

Nailed it.

[Christy Lee]

He's the man.

[Tom Griswold]

And she's still alive, right? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Clinging to life.

[Tom Griswold]

Shirley Bassey.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I. Shirley Bass. No, not Shirley Bassey. I thought that was. Who's the other lady?

[Christy Lee]

Who did you think that?

[Tom Griswold]

Honor.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought it was the kid.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's a Shirley Bassey.

[Christy Lee]

That's a Santa baby.

[Chris Wegman]

And there's some Eartha kid in her voice, right? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That was the Goldfinger with Sean Connery. I think that was. Was From Russia with Love.

[Chris Wegman]

That was number one.

[Pat Godwin]

Number two, Shirley Bassey's 88. She's still.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. Good. Cold.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah. It goes Dr. No for Mercia with love. Goldfinger. And then Thunderball. I think Thunderball, which is my favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, I'm with you.

[Christy Lee]

That's dumb and dumber.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good guess on my part.

[Tom Griswold]

The Simpsons premiered on fox on this date in 1989.

[Chris Wegman]

We lost our minds, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm longest running animator for the longest time.

[Christy Lee]

Well, as long as they left it on Thursday night. We'd come in Friday morning on the show and talk about the last night. Simpson. We love that show.

[Tom Griswold]

What happened?

[Christy Lee]

And we got away from it.

[Tom Griswold]

It was originally on Thursday night. Oh, I thought it was on.

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was on Thursday.

[Chris Wegman]

I thought it was on Sundays originally as well. I thought it was on Sunday, but who's to say?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and Tracy Ullman.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

Well, what the shorts were on Tracy Ullman. And then they did a Christmas special. And then at the end of the Christmas special they went, by the way, the Simpsons will now be a weekly show. And we went crazy in our house.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And they offered Tracy Ullman a five minute sketch in the middle of the Simpsons.

[Tom Griswold]

When Tracy. That show was on. Dan. Is it Castellaneta? Castellaneta.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Was in here.

[Chris Wegman]

That's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he was. He was in the studio.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not very nice guy and. But it was before the simpsons had its own show. Is when he was part of the Tracey Ullman show.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now he probably wouldn't have time to come in because he's got to get his private jet fuel his money.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He was very, very nice guy. Coming up, we've got sexy time with Ali Breen. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Christy Lee]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom show Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Present.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Jessica Alsman. Hi. There's Josh Arnold.

[Chris Wegman]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Ace Cosby's here. Hello. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. And hello to Mr. Chris Newell.

[Christy Lee]

We're off.

[Tom Griswold]

He was our winner for week 15 in our pigskin competition. And he is from Texas. From Plano. And he won himself that $500 e gift card from Steven Singer jewelers. You could win that too. Week 16 begins Thursday evening. It's an important game according to Chick Magee. Correct. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And first place. Let's just go to ababatom.com contest make your picks. It's fun. You could win this. And we'll talk with Chris tomorrow. It'll be the first time we've talked them so it'll be the first Noel.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, indeed.

[Chris Wegman]

Are you looking forward to saying that to me?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yes. Yeah. That's so embarrassing.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a friend that had that license plate. Nevermind. Let's move forward. Here we have Christy Lee. She is at the Silic insurance news desk. What is happening?

[Pat Godwin]

In a new survey from visa reports, nearly half of American shoppers have used an AI tool for at least one shopping task. The search phrase finding gift ideas ranked as the top AI assisted use. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Y.

[Christy Lee]

Of course. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You've done that?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. No, I Haven't.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I have. I use chat GPT sometimes for that.

[Chris Wegman]

Gotcha. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

I use chat GPT a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

What information do you give it?

[Pat Godwin]

I go, hey, I need to buy a gift for so and so. They're this age, this gender. They like this. What do you suggest? How about that comes up with them?

[Tom Griswold]

Is it. Is it pretty good suggestions?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. About 30 of Americans in the survey would be excited to receive cryptocurrency as a gift. I find that interesting.

[Chris Wegman]

I find that high.

[Pat Godwin]

I do, too.

[Christy Lee]

Way high. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't even know what cryptocurrency is. I can use chat GPT, but I can't decipher that crypto.

[Chris Wegman]

It's your bitcoin, your ethereum.

[Pat Godwin]

Well up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Here's what I don't like about it. Every time I hear bitcoin things like this, Josh looks at me and goes, oh, did okay for me. And a big grin.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you still own it or did you get it?

[Chris Wegman]

I do, yeah. No, I've sold.

[Tom Griswold]

Sold any of it.

[Chris Wegman]

No, I've got what they call diamond hands. I'm hanging on, Hanging on.

[Pat Godwin]

How do you get rid of it?

[Chris Wegman]

You just cash out. I mean, I can just have it transferred to a bank account.

[Christy Lee]

And who do you.

[Pat Godwin]

Who pays you, though?

[Tom Griswold]

Someone has to buy it from you.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah. Essentially, it goes out into the.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it like time share? You have to wait for somebody to go into the timeshare bank and pick it up?

[Christy Lee]

No, like a coin star in any way.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Diamond Hand is different than the famous actor from All Hands on Dick Diamond. Dick, yes. Known for his.

[Chris Wegman]

He was known for Turg watch.

[Christy Lee]

45% of all gen Zers, Right?

[Pat Godwin]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Gen Zers would rather have.

[Pat Godwin]

45% would rather have cryptocurrency than any.

[Tom Griswold]

That's insane. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

65% of those surveyed worry that friends or family could fall victim to an online scam this season, and 40% have encountered one in the past year.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

Pat, is your son interested in cryptocurrency or anything?

[Christy Lee]

No, not yet.

[Chris Wegman]

He's a Gen Alpha or something. Right. I think it's 18 to what, 28. Oh, okay. You have something to say about it?

[Christy Lee]

I have something to sing about it.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yes.

[Christy Lee]

That's how I express myself through my instrument. And when I'm done with that, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Pick up the acoustic guitar.

[Christy Lee]

Keep your gadgets and gift cards.

[Chris Wegman]

So you know what's on my wish list. I don't want cash.

[Tom Griswold]

Cash, cash.

[Christy Lee]

I want crypto for Christmas. You don't Deposit it in a bank. Oh, with all the thieves and looters, it's safe in a file on my computer. Nft. Bitcoin. I don't care what you call it.

[Chris Wegman]

It sits there safely tucked away in my digital wallet. What if I get a virus growing like a tumor?

[Christy Lee]

It could wipe out all my savings. Okay, Boomer, 50% of all gen Z would prefer blockchain technology. Keep your crypto and credit cards. I'm burying gold out in the yard. Crypto for Christmas. Very good.

[Chris Wegman]

Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

So you have a digital wallet.

[Chris Wegman]

I do.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that the one that has a password? And you. If you lose your password, you never get in it again?

[Chris Wegman]

I'm still figuring out a way to get in. I may have lost my password.

[Tom Griswold]

I told you, his mom. 69.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we all have. If you have an Apple Phone. Yeah. Apple Wallet. I'm sure there's another, but there's.

[Chris Wegman]

I also have a digital I.

[Tom Griswold]

You talked at the end of that story about scams.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's another one out there. A friend of mine. This is not a joke. Got a phone call. And the guy goes, you failed to respond to our inquiry about being on a federal grand jury.

[Christy Lee]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

And there was going to be like a $6,000 fine. And she's going, no, I. I didn't get a message. Then she's thinking, well, maybe it was when I was on vacation. It came, and this guy's real serious. Then she goes, wait a second. How do I know this is really you?

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

And so she goes, oh, okay. So they, you know, here's the number. Call back. And of course they answer the phone, that it's some official agency of the U.S. government.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, now, that's easy to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then, Then, then she did it again. And they called back, and the phone said, whatever. Central office of the government. She was about to give them the credit card number, and her husband came in, said, what's going on? And they figured out it was a scam. But this was. They really have it down now. So if you get someone that's threatening that they. You owe a fine for jury duty or something. So much of this stuff, they don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Fine you for jury duty.

[Chris Wegman]

To me, that screams scam.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

And they don't call you usually.

[Pat Godwin]

It's usually a certified.

[Tom Griswold]

Almost all this stuff.

[Chris Wegman]

How old was that lady?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, 40.

[Chris Wegman]

It can be pretty convenient to be a little better educated.

[Pat Godwin]

They're pretty good at it, though, I'll tell you.

[Tom Griswold]

Said that I mentioned that she's a taekwondo Nevermind. But no, I'd love to see a.

[Christy Lee]

Woman kick her head.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, they could easily.

[Tom Griswold]

The other, the most common scam is the one they call about your electric bill. Hey, your bills. Your electricity is going to be turned off in two hours. I'm so sorry. But unless you want to pay the bill now and it's, you know, it'll be some random number and. And then of course they take your credit card in.

[Chris Wegman]

So long as you said there is a special place.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know, I am in favor of cruel and unusual punishment. I am in favor of lighting them on fire. Friday evenings. Call it Friday night lights.

[Pat Godwin]

Friday night bonfire.

[Tom Griswold]

Get these scam people out there and you set them on fire. I'll be happy to. And then you hand them a handgun and they can shoot themselves as soon as the fire gets too hot.

[Chris Wegman]

You know, I don't, I don't have it in me to, to do that to people.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I do at all. Scamming.

[Chris Wegman]

You know what I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, no kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Because you're a good person.

[Chris Wegman]

Well, I've got my flaws, but there are. Yeah. That does not. That's not in me to just rip people off like that.

[Christy Lee]

Right. How's business going? Oh, I ripped off nine people today. Yeah. No. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're going after elderly people especially.

[Chris Wegman]

Really gross.

[Pat Godwin]

It's horrible.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So you be on the lookout.

[Christy Lee]

Out. They got me yesterday.

[Chris Wegman]

I'm older.

[Christy Lee]

They got me yesterday.

[Chris Wegman]

Somebody called up, said is my refrigerator running? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

They said go catch it.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh geez. You were out there for a while.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

Prince Albert in the can. You let him out.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Prince Andrew in the can with a 17 year old.

[Chris Wegman]

Could have been worse. They really could have.

[Christy Lee]

Could have been a lot.

[Chris Wegman]

17'S bad.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. My goodness. And remember, if you get an email, if you get even from like they have an amazing. Emails look like what they're supposed to look.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

Unbelievable.

[Chris Wegman]

It's ridiculous.

[Tom Griswold]

They can get any logo.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at the. Look at the return address. And if it's. But sometimes it'll be just like it sound. But it'll be like one word will be off. It'll be an extra letter. Yeah. It's really, really.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So be careful out there. Now on a much lighter note.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

How about the perfect gift that you're gonna have fun with. You can't scam this. It's from our buddy Stephen Singer. And of course the clock is ticking. You got to get this done probably today.

[Christy Lee]

It's one week until Christmas Eve.

[Pat Godwin]

It's Christmas Eve one week.

[Christy Lee]

I made you say underwear. Oh no, that's the other one. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Steven Singer Jewelers. Stephen Singer has those great earrings and he's got those at last bracelets. I'm a big fan of those.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, me too.

[Tom Griswold]

And the earrings. What's amazing is Steven. Steven is charging what he charged last year. I don't know how he does it because the price of gold's way up. Price of diamonds is up. And you can get those great earrings for the same price as they were last year. You can also upgrade, of course, the Anita diamond stud is what I'm talking about. They start at 298 bucks. And Christy Lee explained to me the. I don't wear earrings. So there's some, some weird thing about the back of the earrings.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they have those nice silicon backs so they don't fall out of your ears. They fit snugly. Snug.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Snuggle, snuggle up there.

[Chris Wegman]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out what I'm talking about by visiting Steven Singer ati hate stephensinger.com. fast and free shipping. If you get the orders in before 2:00 clock Eastern Time today, they're out the door. It's a no brainer, an easy gift. Experience the difference with Stephen Singer ati hate stephensinger.com. lots of cool stuff in the inventory and check it out today to get that in time for Christmas. A week from today. I hate Stephen singer. Singer.com. coming up, sexy Time with Ali Breen. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

She's at the Psylac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwood.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Jessica Alsman's here. Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[Chris Wegman]

Hi there.

[Christy Lee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick Magee. And it's. It's time for Ali Breen, is it not Tom, I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Sexy time.

[Chris Wegman]

Brain. Brain.

[Christy Lee]

Whoever said sexy time? Have we never gotten him to do it? Who? Who? Who? What?

[Tom Griswold]

What happened?

[Christy Lee]

Chick never said the word sexy time for my segment. We never got sexy. It's time for sexy time. Oh, no. The way Tom says it. Yeah. Sexy time. No, no, no. That, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's Forest Gump saying it.

[Christy Lee]

So daytime. You never know what to expect. Sex is like a box of chocolates.

[Tom Griswold]

It is.

[Chris Wegman]

Get your fingers messy.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Chris Wegman]

And there.

[Christy Lee]

And there's cream everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

This is taking a bad turn.

[Christy Lee]

It definitely has.

[Pat Godwin]

Guess what, Ally? We have some big news in the studio today.

[Chris Wegman]

What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, what's that?

[Pat Godwin]

It's not. It's necessarily sexy time news. It's lovey time news.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Ally. I got engaged.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, my goodness.

[Pat Godwin]

Congratulations.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

So I have a question.

[Chris Wegman]

What a shame.

[Tom Griswold]

We're sitting here, Osman walks in and Christy immediately goes, oh, my God, you got engaged. Do you have some kind of like ring gaydar thing? What is going on over there?

[Pat Godwin]

I just am very observant about people.

[Chris Wegman]

And you just happen to see because I didn't know what you guys were talking about.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chris Wegman]

Saw the ring.

[Christy Lee]

Female thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Females notice the rings.

[Pat Godwin]

Heck yeah, we do. Yep.

[Christy Lee]

I don't even know if guys know what hand it's supposed to be on. We guys know what hands for four. Okay.

[Chris Wegman]

I'm not. I. Is it left when you're engaged and then when you actually get married, you put it on your right.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Laugh when you're engaged and. And then when you get married, it goes through your nose.

[Chris Wegman]

You got to ignore Dicky Dick over there. He's been in the moonshine.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the congratulations to Ms. Alman, by the way. Baby. The baby do is. When is the baby due?

[Christy Lee]

February.

[Pat Godwin]

So I'm seven.

[Christy Lee]

So is the wedding pre or post baby? I don't know.

[Chris Wegman]

The city hall.

[Christy Lee]

He's trying to get it in on J.

[Chris Wegman]

Got it.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Now these are yes or no yes or no questions? Ready?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You don't have to go any further.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, she's already said it on the air. She said it on the air.

[Chris Wegman]

It's a hermaphrodite, but I'll pretend it's.

[Christy Lee]

A Jamie Lee Curtis.

[Tom Griswold]

Very helpful name. Do you have one? Yes. For sure. Yes. You agree on it? Yes, absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

100%.

[Tom Griswold]

Thomasina middle name. Also the middle name.

[Christy Lee]

We are kind of 50. 50 on. We go back and forth.

[Chris Wegman]

Well, we look forward to meeting Sandler Lillard Kirk.

[Pat Godwin]

I like the name Sandler.

[Christy Lee]

I really did accept his last name was Alexander, so it didn't really. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Sandra Alexander. And a kind of creepy.

[Tom Griswold]

So yeah, that'd be weird.

[Pat Godwin]

But she's a big Adam Sandler fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. We should explain.

[Christy Lee]

This name actually worked out. I've always had it picked out, I think since like high school or college.

[Chris Wegman]

Now since I live just behind you. We share backyards, essentially.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chris Wegman]

Do I get to babysit when you guys want to go out on a date?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Do I Have to pay you?

[Chris Wegman]

No, I'm very good with babies.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, good. I've already volunteered, too. I can't wait to hold this.

[Chris Wegman]

I know it's been a long time.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. We need more babies. Have another baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday, I opened up a closet looking for something for one of my daughters, and a diaper fell out. Not one of mine.

[Chris Wegman]

Your bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a little tiny one I got.

[Christy Lee]

What's this doing in here?

[Chris Wegman]

Chick. How about you and I adopt a child?

[Christy Lee]

Let's do it. I'm in.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

50. 50?

[Pat Godwin]

You guys would be.

[Chris Wegman]

You want a girl or a boy? I want a girl. He's on his phone.

[Christy Lee]

I don't care.

[Chris Wegman]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Whoever needs the most help.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Ally.

[Christy Lee]

Well, let's.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's switch gears here, and we'll go and get to the meat of this show, which is helping people out with their love troubles. Let's get our first letter. Ali Breen, we're. What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Dear Ally, I've been dating a guy who separated from his wife, but they still live in the same house. We obviously always come back to my place at night, but it's starting to bother me that he doesn't have a plan to leave. Should I push him on this?

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, I don't know. I mean, I think you have every right to kind of talk about it.

[Tom Griswold]

It must be a financial thing, I'm guessing.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah. Yeah, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe they own the house together. There could be a lot of different things.

[Chris Wegman]

Exactly. I don't think we have enough info here. How long has it been?

[Christy Lee]

Long. If there's kids.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have any friends that could fake haunting it so she just leaves?

[Chris Wegman]

I like that idea a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Make it really unpleasant for her. Creating plumbing problems. Yeah, I don't know. That could be. That could be a problem.

[Chris Wegman]

I don't. Don't be naggy. Don't push him.

[Pat Godwin]

But it is awkward.

[Chris Wegman]

But you have every right to communicate. Hey, what are your plans?

[Christy Lee]

Planning.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It's not in the works. Okay. Dear Allie, I stupidly cheated on my wife about a dozen years ago, and she decided to keep me around. A couple weeks ago, I found a pregnancy test in the trash can. I'm not jumping to any conclusions yet, but if it's hers and positive it's not my baby. It's been several months and she's made comments about getting her monthly visitor. So we haven't been having sex. Would it be wrong of me to not keep her around if she is actually pregnant with someone else's baby? Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Jump into a lot of Conclusions here, buddy.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, so Christy, why might she. So they're not having sex. That's the thing here.

[Pat Godwin]

He said it's been a couple months, she could get pregnant. I mean if it's only been a couple months and not.

[Christy Lee]

She wouldn't have known.

[Pat Godwin]

You wouldn't be showing it and you can still have a period and be pregnant.

[Chris Wegman]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

She didn't make any effort to hide the pregnancy test, Right?

[Chris Wegman]

Is there any other reason to take.

[Christy Lee]

A pregnancy test if you just haven't gotten your period? You're like, well, what the heck, am I pregnant or something?

[Tom Griswold]

Even if you haven't, I think I would still. How about the taste?

[Chris Wegman]

Can you tell if a woman is pregnant by the tang of gerrit?

[Tom Griswold]

You don't put those things in your mouth. Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

It's like a tongue difference. That is a P test.

[Chris Wegman]

Look, if she you find out that she is cheating on you and is going to have a baby with another man, I think you do have the right to leave.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Even though.

[Tom Griswold]

This is really kind of a. Kind of a no brainer here.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean 12 years ago, that's a hell of a time to pay back now.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah, but let's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this is jump to conclude cloudy here.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I don't.

[Chris Wegman]

And one that produces a baby versus.

[Christy Lee]

One that doesn't are kind of different levels of cheating. Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

I mean also, can't you. Did you look at the test to see if there was a plus or a minus?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, good point.

[Christy Lee]

Actually, if a test remains, doesn't it show both? Like if you leave it long enough, enough does it continue to have the right result? I think there's something about that.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, weird. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I just don't think she throw it away. Possibly too that she had like a friend over who took a test. Yeah, that maybe that is true.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Wanted to hide it from her husband.

[Christy Lee]

Let's paint our nails and do our hair and have a pregnancy test.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I mean that's something women kind of do together sometimes. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it something you can do yourself or to have a friend?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, the friend has to hold it.

[Tom Griswold]

Pee on this for me.

[Chris Wegman]

Well, depending on how many people, how.

[Tom Griswold]

Much.

[Christy Lee]

And I'm on my phone.

[Tom Griswold]

This must be good because Josh can't get it out.

[Chris Wegman]

Is me saying you were on your phone one of those things that's going to haunt me now for four. Four months?

[Christy Lee]

At least another week.

[Tom Griswold]

So what you're saying unless there's an.

[Chris Wegman]

Excess of pubes and the friend that was there to hold the hair like she's vomiting.

[Tom Griswold]

This is very helpful. Okay, let's get to our next letter. Ali Breen is our guest. A L, L, I, B, R, E, E, N. I spell it out because you'll find her on your favorite social media platform. Hang. Or just send her a note explaining what's wrong with your life and we'll.

[Christy Lee]

A nice note.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, thank you. Hang around with us and we'll help.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Dear Ali, when my boyfriend and I have sex, I always close my eyes. I didn't realize this. And he likes to look at me, so he started to actually pry my eyes open with his fingers.

[Chris Wegman]

That's awesome.

[Christy Lee]

God.

[Chris Wegman]

I'll romantic it.

[Christy Lee]

I squirm away. But he still insists on doing it. Squirm away. You know what? I. It just hit me. It. It's a lot. It's much, much worse out there than we've ever imagined. It's insane.

[Chris Wegman]

So she just has her eyes closed.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right.

[Christy Lee]

Not a big deal.

[Chris Wegman]

That's fine.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

And her final. Her last question is, what?

[Christy Lee]

Well, her last question is, should I just try to keep my eyes open to make it stop? But then it says, does anyone in that world keep your eyes open? Does anyone on Bob and Tom keep your eyes open during sex? Yes.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Mostly most people do keep their eyes open.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The lights are off. What's the difference?

[Pat Godwin]

Of course you can avoid eye contact.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at anything else. Look at the ceiling.

[Pat Godwin]

Turn it. Your head down.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah. No, I don't think we need to. That's just what she does.

[Christy Lee]

What about reading book? Is that okay?

[Chris Wegman]

You know what? It's fine with me.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I was just thinking as I said, that. Okay with me. Call out.

[Tom Griswold]

Call out the names of his good friends when he.

[Christy Lee]

Like, she's trying to imagine.

[Chris Wegman]

This guy doesn't need to be prying your eyes open. No.

[Pat Godwin]

Scary. That is horrible.

[Christy Lee]

That's like. Guys think it's romantic to pull your face over to them, to, like, kiss them.

[Pat Godwin]

You know?

[Christy Lee]

Know, guys have a weird notion of what's romantic.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, that's a problem.

[Christy Lee]

What about the. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

How about if he pries her eyes open with toothpicks and leaves them in. Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

What about the hand around. Around the throat? Isn't that really popular?

[Chris Wegman]

Every girl kind of likes that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we're. We're doing good work here. Okay, let's move forward here once again with Ali Breen. What's. What's our next letter say?

[Christy Lee]

Dear Ally, I've been dating my girlfriend for seven Months. And for Christmas, we both decided not to give each other gifts. Is this a trap? Should I get her?

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Trap, trap, trap, trap.

[Chris Wegman]

Do you think it's a trap? 100% of the time?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But now always remember, it's okay if you don't get a gift, but she needs to get a gift. It's actually the opposite.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The girl can get away with no gift every time.

[Chris Wegman]

But what about. Has this ever happened in the history of men and women, female, male and female relationships? You get. You go ahead and get her a gift. And she's mad now because she feels bad for not getting you anything when.

[Pat Godwin]

You agreed that happened. You can't.

[Tom Griswold]

You cannot win.

[Christy Lee]

No, but if she does that, she's not really mad. If you don't get her a gift, she's really mad. Or just get a gift that you can return. Like if she didn't give you a.

[Pat Godwin]

Gift and everything's fine, then you're like, cool.

[Christy Lee]

I can just.

[Tom Griswold]

When she says it, just say no. How about we're going to get gifts for each other, period?

[Chris Wegman]

Okay. That's one way. That is not. That's not bad.

[Christy Lee]

Try not to mention, period.

[Chris Wegman]

What if an experience. You take her out.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's nice.

[Chris Wegman]

Or you get her a spa day or something.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's nice.

[Chris Wegman]

That's not a gift.

[Pat Godwin]

Not tangible kind of thing.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Or something that you could get on a non.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Holiday event that you could still give her. Yeah, that's perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

Events are very, very big. Big with people.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Life experience. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How about putting a baby in her? That's a gift that keeps on giving.

[Chris Wegman]

Either that or a dustbuster.

[Christy Lee]

Guy gets a girl a gift. That's like basically a homemaker. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

If you have to plug it in, you're.

[Christy Lee]

They have. They have very nice carving knives that Bluetooth capable.

[Chris Wegman]

I want to get one of those new dustbusters. Have you seen the duck?

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Chris Wegman]

It looks kind of like a duck. And the bill.

[Christy Lee]

And it sucks up stuff with his bill.

[Chris Wegman]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And it's sucking stuff up.

[Chris Wegman]

It doesn't like. No, it doesn't like Pac man, but it just kind of looks like a duck. And it's apparently a very strong dustbuster.

[Christy Lee]

Very strong duck.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see that? The company, an iRobot, the company that makes the room Roomba is going under. But I guess they're gonna.

[Pat Godwin]

Japanese Chinese company bought them.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone's taking them over. They were going bankrupt.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Too much competition.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I think you can get a fake roomba. For like, 25 now.

[Pat Godwin]

That's exactly what they said. Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah, I bought a. I made a mistake of buying a broomba.

[Pat Godwin]

It just sweeps.

[Chris Wegman]

But it doesn't pick up the pot.

[Tom Griswold]

Just sweeps it into another place.

[Chris Wegman]

Sweeps it.

[Christy Lee]

You have a dust bowl in your house.

[Pat Godwin]

Like Cinderella, Just by itself.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, we're speaking with comedian Ali Breen.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, the duck Dustbuster is hilarious.

[Chris Wegman]

I mean, it kind of looks like a duck.

[Christy Lee]

It's wonderful.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I want to see.

[Chris Wegman]

And apparently it's very effective. We'll see.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's get back to our letters with Ally Breen. What have you got, Ally?

[Christy Lee]

Dear Ally, my girlfriend has an emotional support dog. It's a little pocket purse that she takes everywhere with her. It gets kind of annoying and comes on trips with us.

[Pat Godwin]

It comes to family events, sleeps in.

[Christy Lee]

Bed with us and is literally in bed while we have sex. Is this normal, or can I actually ask her to lock the dog outside? Occasionally? I feel like she'll freak out and say it's going to hurt her mental health.

[Chris Wegman]

It's abnormal, but not necessarily crazy. You know what I mean? This is not. But yes. Ask her.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't she ever take the dog outside? Ever?

[Chris Wegman]

Does it crap in her purse?

[Christy Lee]

But with her, I think. I think she probably can change my purse.

[Chris Wegman]

It's a change purse.

[Christy Lee]

Surely she can last during sex without the dog, right?

[Pat Godwin]

I would hope.

[Chris Wegman]

If not, I think there's an issue.

[Pat Godwin]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Pat Godwin]

God, the dog in the hallway.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm concerned about not going outside ever. With the dog. I mean, come on.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, she must. She must.

[Christy Lee]

But she goes with it.

[Pat Godwin]

I have a dog that never went outside outside ever.

[Chris Wegman]

Like, it had pads.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they used, like. They were like a fake grass thing they had in the basement.

[Chris Wegman]

Gotcha.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Dog never went out. A little dog never went out. Never touched grass.

[Chris Wegman]

Tom, do you. Do you have sex with your dogs in the room?

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, I think no. I only have sex with dogs in the basement.

[Christy Lee]

Can't you be. Why can't you be this Tom all the time?

[Chris Wegman]

I. I could have rephrased that.

[Tom Griswold]

The way you worded that. Really?

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really was improper. No. The answer is no. Let's. Let's move forward here. Ally. We have time for one more letter. Ally.

[Pat Godwin]

Dear Ally, I've been with my girlfriend.

[Christy Lee]

For six months, and for my birthday, she got me tons of pictures of. Of us in frames. And now she expects me to put them up around my apartment. Is this for being sweet or is this a power move in case I'm Dating other girls.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, are you dating other girls? I think we know if he's dating or you wouldn't object to putting them up in your apartment?

[Tom Griswold]

She's.

[Christy Lee]

Every accusation is a confession. I think she's dating other girls. Yes. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chris Wegman]

She thinks she's being sweet. That's the truth.

[Christy Lee]

She.

[Chris Wegman]

She's being sweet.

[Pat Godwin]

One picture, one frame.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Christy Lee]

That's it.

[Pat Godwin]

That would have been. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Multiple.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a little cray cray littering the apartment. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She's peeing everywhere.

[Chris Wegman]

Marking her territory.

[Tom Griswold]

She's peeing everywhere. Oh, I see. And this is analogous to a dog.

[Pat Godwin]

That's how I knew I was on the out once, because I went in and the pictures were gone.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, boy. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Were the frames there getting. Getting ready for the. For the new.

[Chris Wegman]

That's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Empty frames.

[Chris Wegman]

Empty frames.

[Pat Godwin]

They weren't empty frames, but they were gone.

[Christy Lee]

I told you this. My mom cut the head. My dad's head out of all the family pictures at one point and left the pictures up with no head. Oh, yeah. In the. In the photo album, you'd be. Oh, what's. Never mind.

[Chris Wegman]

Would she replace him with, like, Burt Reynolds?

[Christy Lee]

No, no. Just left the hole there. Left him headless. That's kind of amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the beauty of Photoshop. At least now you can.

[Christy Lee]

You can change it up a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, hope you have a good Christmas.

[Pat Godwin]

Merry Christmas.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you too. Guys, are you.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you working this weekend in New York City?

[Christy Lee]

I'm actually gonna be this weekend. I'm at Catch a Rising Star in Princeton. But just Saturday, because Friday night I'm taping Jimmy Fila's Saturday night show on Prince Fox, which I think airs this.

[Pat Godwin]

Saturday, but it might air next Saturday.

[Christy Lee]

They're doing a couple at once.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, good luck. I know you'll do great. Thanks so much. See you next year. That's Ali Breen. Thank you very much. Ally.

[Christy Lee]

There's a lot of paranoia out there, isn't there, kids?

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah, it's tough. It's tough out there. And Alman, congratulations.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you very much.

[Pat Godwin]

Was it a romantic proposal?

[Christy Lee]

It.

[Pat Godwin]

It started off romantic, and then I started laughing, and then I started. Started to pee myself because I don't know if you know this, when you're.

[Christy Lee]

Pregnant, you can't really hold it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Once it starts to dribble the justice. So I. Well, was it at home or was it at a restaurant?

[Christy Lee]

It was at a Christmas Light or Hanukkah Light festival area.

[Pat Godwin]

All right, nice.

[Chris Wegman]

Did he get down on one knee. Well, until you started peeing. Yeah. Then he stood up, said, hey, I.

[Pat Godwin]

So we just finished up at home.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chris Wegman]

Don't want to pee on my knees. Really wish you had started.

[Christy Lee]

Was the dog there?

[Pat Godwin]

They don't have a dog. We don't have a dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Analogous to. Yeah. Thank you very much. Right now, the Bob and Tom show is brought to you by Better Help. And Better Help is all about getting you hooked up with a therapist. And the therapy is also done online, as is the hooking up, if you will. You'll fill out a questionnaire and they'll try to find a therapist that is suited to work, what issues you may want to talk about and talking about. Talking with a therapist can be, of course, incredibly important. And BetterHelp has been doing this for a while. They have some 30,000 therapists working with them and they've serviced some 5 million people globally. This is interesting. BetterHelp has an average rating of 4.9 out of 5 for their live sessions. And of course, the therapy is done in the privacy of wherever you want to be be because you're doing it with your, either your phone or your computer. You can do it like camera on or camera off, like, like a zoom or like a phone call or even texting back and forth. It's up to you. And time for a new tradition of taking care of yourself this holiday season. A lot of stress out there. This is a really good time to be working on yourself and on your own head. So this December, that new tradition can start with Better Help. Go to your phone and just hit £250 and say the keyword BT show that is £250-250 and say the keyword BT show. Just to get some information about better help. We're coming right back. We have another important news story, Christy Lee, about sticky kicks. About what?

[Pat Godwin]

Sticky kicks.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Boy, I thought you said something else.

[Pat Godwin]

Of course you did.

[Tom Griswold]

Kicks. That's the key to that. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Show.

[Christy Lee]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-BOB- tom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Here today. Right here.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, hi, Chick McGee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi there. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. Yeah. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Jessica Alsman. Hi, There's Josh Arnold.

[Chris Wegman]

Hi, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

At the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair, there's Ace Cosby audi. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Yes. Now we're going to check it back in with Christy Lee at the Silac insurance news desk. What's going on over there?

[Pat Godwin]

Our favorite breakfast food chain, Denny's, has unveiled a new sneaker made with real maple syrup.

[Christy Lee]

Weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Yum.

[Pat Godwin]

Sticky Kicks, the first ever sneakers made with real Denny's syrup, created in collaboration with iconic footwear artist and designer Mache. In addition to the syrup colored patent leather yellow accents in the Denny's logo embossed on the heel, the high top sneakers feature a clear sealed panel that displays real maple syrup inside.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, I see.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Pat Godwin]

Sticky Kicks are available. There you go. You can see it right there.

[Chris Wegman]

I think they look kind of cool, right?

[Tom Griswold]

They do. Kind of mustard yellow with.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Pat Godwin]

They're available today, National Maple syrup [e-mail]. they're available in adult men's sizes 8 to 13 and sell for $195. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Now, you know, a drip, Tom, is a slang for your. Your album outfit. Respect the drip. How you look. Your. Your accessories, if you will.

[Tom Griswold]

My goodness, I had no idea.

[Pat Godwin]

Minor drip.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Beautiful drip. Yeah, you have to respect the drip.

[Pat Godwin]

Like dripping in diamonds. You've heard that term?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see. I was not aware of that.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, those pancakes look good, huh?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they do.

[Chris Wegman]

Now, I know those are too thick for Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, they look.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, the shoes, that's actual maple syrup, kind of in a little, like, plastic envelope, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Just below the laces.

[Christy Lee]

A bladder, if you will.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So, Josh, in an emergency, sure, you could. Hey, there's no syrup on these things. You take your shoes off and just squeeze them.

[Chris Wegman]

There you go. If you have sausage links with your pancakes, do you dip them in syrup?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chris Wegman]

Yeah. The answer is yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

I say no.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chris Wegman]

Why not?

[Christy Lee]

You dip them in the butter.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chris Wegman]

No. You butter up your sausage.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

What? You don't butter up your sauce. You don't butter up your pancakes. Sure, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you don't put butter on sausages.

[Christy Lee]

What? Oh, that's right. You keep everything sectioned and the food can't touch.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think the original question was a good one. Do you dip the sausage into the maple syrup? And the answer is, of course you can.

[Chris Wegman]

Even just buy maple syrup flavored sausage.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, you can.

[Chris Wegman]

That's available out there. It's not the same.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's not. Near.

[Chris Wegman]

Because you don't get pancakes with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, these shoes would be. They're called Sticky Kicks.

[Chris Wegman]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm aware that kicks is a slang for sneakers. I've got that.

[Christy Lee]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

I wasn't sure about the drip thing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, respect the drip, Tommy.

[Tom Griswold]

I imagine it would be if one of those bladders were to burst.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Be very unpleasant. Like your days in the adult section of the video. Oh, man.

[Chris Wegman]

You know, I was wondering if you were going to be able to tie together.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I was wondering.

[Chris Wegman]

Food and porn and. You did it. Yeah. You did it.

[Christy Lee]

And a sticky environ.

[Chris Wegman]

If you really. You really did it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't really that far of a reach. Is it. Is it only maple syrup or do they have that awful blueberry stuff?

[Chris Wegman]

Get those other syrups out of here.

[Tom Griswold]

I completely agree.

[Christy Lee]

There are too many syrups in the syrup places.

[Chris Wegman]

Right. Maple.

[Christy Lee]

And that's it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, just the. Just the maple.

[Pat Godwin]

Sheriff's deputies helped wrangle a loose kangaroo in Oklahoma recently. The Tulsa County Sheriff's Office said the kangaroo was found hopping along a local road after escaping from a nearby property. Its owner arrived at the scene and helped a deputy safely capture the kangaroo named Martha.

[Chris Wegman]

Martha the kangaroo Martha.

[Tom Griswold]

And was she able to ditch the reefer she had in her pocket?

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question. Do both lady kangaroos and boy kangaroos have that pouch?

[Chris Wegman]

That's a good question.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

They do.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna say no for the boy.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Well.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, you know what? There's an old bit on a Seinfeld episode where an old man is talking about how he's upset that male kangaroos don't have the pouch because he. Any. Any. I have things to carry, too.

[Pat Godwin]

I would think they wouldn't because it's used to hold the baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see if that's true.

[Pat Godwin]

And they keep a baby for a long time.

[Christy Lee]

Time.

[Pat Godwin]

I told you that we had that kangaroo at the zoo that jumped into the wrong mom. She did not like it.

[Christy Lee]

How many times have I done that?

[Pat Godwin]

She did not like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the pouch bulging out so they can just. Do they have to kind of. It's like a squeeze in or do they just fly? Just jump in and.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, it opens up. It's not like wide open. It's.

[Chris Wegman]

It's got a zipper.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegman]

Keep the baby sleep.

[Tom Griswold]

Evolution is an amazing thing.

[Christy Lee]

Don't be silly. It's not a zipper. It's like one of those Ziploc pouches.

[Chris Wegman]

Oh, I see. Yellow and blue make green, right?

[Pat Godwin]

You guys are all wrong. It's Velcro.

[Christy Lee]

Come on.

[Chris Wegman]

Male kangaroos do not possess a pouch.

[Christy Lee]

No kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

That would make sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't know that.

[Christy Lee]

That seems incredibly sexist.

[Tom Griswold]

But this was if I want to.

[Christy Lee]

Be a male kangaroo and stay home with the baby while she go goes.

[Chris Wegman]

Back, you better have a pumpkin seed.

[Christy Lee]

Obviously.

[Pat Godwin]

Better have a baby bjorn. Seeing a kangaroo with a baby bjorn holding, I'd love it. I holding the joey.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh little joey. Now a couple quick things before we go. We have a week 16 in the NFL beginning Thursday evening. Go to Bob and Tom.com contest. Get your picks in because you can be just like our Plano, Texas winner from week 15 who is Mr. Chris Newell. And just get those entries in before the Thursday night game begins to win that $500 e gift card from our buddy Stephen Singer at Steven Singer jewelers. Don't forget Greg Warren was on the Tonight show Monday. Search around. You can find that.

[Pat Godwin]

Great job.

[Tom Griswold]

He did a nice job. So cool to see Greg do that. And also we have a great video out there from Josh's song Mr. Grizz laugh free starring the Bob and Tom puppets. Oh, it's terrific. Check that out on our on our website, et cetera, et cetera, etc.

[Christy Lee]

Etc.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the Aureli Auto parts studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show, sponsored in part by Java House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom show. The holidays mean more travel, more shopping.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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