The BOB & TOM Show - April 1, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – April 1, 2026

Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show kicks off April Fool’s Day 2026 with the show’s signature blend of comedy, irreverent banter, news, sports talk, audience email interaction, and pop culture tangents. Highlights include classic prank discussions, a deep dive into folksy sayings, debate on the best Easter candy, an update on the Artemis 2 moon mission, sports news (including a record-setting golf drive and unfortunate bathroom incidents in the NBA), animal stories (surfing dog, claw machine kid), and the always popular “Sexy Time” segment with comedian Ali Breen.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Comedy Skit: FartRite Anal Strips [00:16–03:17]

• The show opens with a parody ad for “FartRite Anal Strips,” poking fun at athletic performance products.
• Notable Quotes:
  • Chick McGee: “Put underachieving behind you. FartRite Anal Strips, available in small, medium, and JLo.”
  • Tom Griswold: “They ought to outlaw these FartRite Anal Strips.” (03:00)

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2. April Fool’s Day: Attitudes, Stories, and AI [04:00–07:39]

• Tom Griswold is notably wary of pranks on April 1st, viewing it as “amateur’s day for pulling pranks.” [04:05]
• Chick and Tom recall infamous pranks (fake lottery wins, pregnancy scams).
• Discussion of how AI adds to the challenge of distinguishing real from fake news on April Fool’s.

Memorable Quotes:

• Tom: “You say you don’t like pranks. I don’t. I don’t.” [04:11]
• Chick on April Fool’s emails: “It’s like wearing a sheep in your pants. It’s unbelievable.” [05:15]

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3. Pranks, Lottery Fantasies & Sports [07:10–09:00]

• The team imagines winning the lottery and “what would you do?” scenarios.
• Fantasy about buying and renaming NFL teams; Chick admits he’d stick around out of habit.

Quote:

• Chick: “I don’t know if I’ll be here or not.” [08:05]

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4. Upcoming Show Teasers & Topical News [09:13–12:23]

• Teasers: Artemis 2 moon launch, Ali Breen’s “Sexy Time,” a kid in a claw machine, an NBA oddity, Easter candy poll, “cool” golf and space stories.
• Christy Lee jokes about rockets needing umbrellas.
• Tom references the O-ring cold warning in the Challenger disaster: “Don’t launch if it’s below 56 degrees.” [10:15]

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5. TV Nostalgia: Wild Wild West/Mod Squad & Artemis Mission [18:16–24:02]

• Extended riff: Wild Wild West TV show, Artemis Gordon, steampunk, TV-to-movie adaptations, and connecting the Artemis moon mission to various pop culture references.
• The actual root of “Artemis”: Greek goddess of the hunt, wild animals, and the moon, twin sister of Apollo [22:43].
• Discussion on the new Artemis 2 moon mission, including team diversity (the “Mod Squad” of astronauts: black, white, blonde, Canadian) [24:02].

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6. Audience Emails: Idioms, Claw Machine Stories & More [17:01–18:16, 26:02–35:07]

• Show reads listener emails and riffs on old sayings:
  • “My dogs are barking” (meaning “my feet hurt”).
  • “Don’t let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird ass.”
  • “Bless your heart,” “fixin’ to,” and “madder than a wet hen.”

Quote:

• Tom on obscure comics: “Am I correct in saying there was a cartoon character named Barney Google? …with the Google googly eyes.” [31:36–32:33]

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7. Easter Candy & Traditions [32:01–37:35, 98:34–108:27]

• U.S.’s favorite Easter candy: Peeps (to universal groans), chocolate bunny (solid and hollow debate), Reese’s Eggs, Cadbury Eggs (cream vs caramel), jelly beans, Swedish Fish.
• Christy Lee introduces the Costco $140 giant chocolate bunny and discusses cheese potatoes (“funeral potatoes”).
• Notable: Kit Kat Bunny and chocolate product theft in Italy; Spam “bunnies” in Hawaii.

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8. Sports Highlights [49:55–63:33, 76:09–83:47]

• NFL introduces rule for NY replay center to correct clear/obvious on-field mistakes [49:55].
• Humorous chat about breaking down cardboard boxes and tools “disappearing” around Tom’s house.
• Explanation of “golden sombrero” (4 strikeouts in a baseball game), sombreros as hats and snack serveware.
• Tiger Woods’ latest car incident, admits to prescription use (parodied musically), discussion on his struggles to walk Augusta National.
• Fastest golf drive (235.1 mph, achieved in a simulator).
• Anthony Edwards of the Timberwolves misses NBA tip-off due to a “pregame poop” [74:16].

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9. Animal & Kid Stories [34:35–36:29, 70:23–73:57, 128:42–130:30]

• Touching: Surfing dog “Sugar” (member of Surfer’s Hall of Fame) passes away at 16; rescued border collie Molly in New Zealand.
• Recurring: Another small child trapped and rescued from a claw machine.
• Light news: horse rescued from a sewage tank in Australia.

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10. Artemis 2 Moon Launch [22:43–24:02, 87:12–93:29]

• Artemis 2’s diverse crew, discussion of space program progress, technical test (slingshotting around, not landing), tanks filling with 700,000 gallons of fuel.
• Comparison to Mod Squad; Artemis’ etymology.
• Extended playful banter on the show’s tenuous link to space missions and TV nostalgia (Wild Wild West, Mod Squad).
• Pink full moon lore: April’s “Pink Moon” not actually pink, named for blooming phlox.

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11. Audience/Love Letters & “Sexy Time” with Ali Breen [136:04–149:50]

• Ali Breen calls in live from an airport for “Sexy Time” relationship advice segment.
• Sample letters:
  • “Backdoor confusion”—a graphic question about a sex mishap. [137:06]
  • “My girlfriend hates all animals, is this a red flag?” [138:13]
  • “Dingleberry drama…” (get a new boyfriend!) [141:01]
  • “My boyfriend’s hot but dumb as a box of rocks—should I stay?” [141:47]
  • “Dating older man who refuses big wedding—not the guy for you.” [143:39]
  • “Roommates or live together too soon?” [147:25]
  • “Boyfriend always running to ex-wife’s side for ‘catastrophes’.” [148:07]
• Sidebar: Ali is off to St. Moritz in Switzerland for a ski trip with her new boyfriend (adoration/envy from the crew).

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12. Notable Quotes/Memorable Moments

On April Fool’s Day

• Tom Griswold: “It's amateur's day for pulling pranks.” [04:05]
• Chick McGee (on prank phone calls): “You just have to be careful today, that’s all. It’s always ‘Hey, got a phone call, your mom’s dead… Just kidding.’”
• Jess Hooker: “Just enjoy the ride. Literally.” [143:04]

On the Artemis Mission / TV Nostalgia

• Tom: “Every time they say Artemis, I think of the Wild, Wild West. Doesn’t everyone?” [19:43]
• Chick: “Artemis is the Greek goddess… of the moon, of the hunt, wilderness, wild animals, childbirth and chastity." [20:51]

On Sports/Folksy Sayings

• Chick: “My dogs are barking is the most uttered phrase in the United States of America, by the way.” [31:21]
• Pat Godwin: “Crumb snatchers, I’ve heard that. Little crumb snatcher.”

On Candy

• Chick McGee (on Peeps): "Let me stop you right there. It better not be Peeps making it..." [101:39]
• Tom Griswold (on solid bunnies): “Nothing more depressing than when you bite into that bunny and it’s hollow.” [102:01]

On “Sexy Time”

• Ali Breen: “My boyfriend likes 69… but I come face to face with actual dingleberries.” [141:01]
• Christy Lee: “Break up with him. No. If he doesn’t know how to wash…”
• Jess Hooker: “Just enjoy the hot but dumb guy for a while.” [143:04]

On Relationships

• Tom: “Today’s show is like Shark Tank—‘he’s an idiot, so I’m out.’” [148:47]

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Important Timestamps

• [00:16–03:17] – FartRite Anal Strips parody
• [04:00–07:39] – April Fool’s talk, pranks, AI, and wool underwear
• [09:13] – Teasers: Artemis 2, NBA odd story, Easter candy
• [19:20–24:02] – Artemis mission, Mod Squad, crew diversity, TV show links
• [24:18 onward] – Letters/emails: idioms, sayings, claw machine kid
• [49:55] – NFL replay center rule change
• [70:23] – Surfing dog Sugar memorial, Border collie rescue
• [74:16] – NBA player pregame incident
• [98:34–108:27] – Easter candy deep dive, ham, lamb, peeps, Costco bunny
• [136:04–149:50] – “Sexy Time” with Ali Breen, relationship/love advice
• [154:03–154:39] – Artemis mission named after the Lynyrd Skynyrd drummer? Joking continues

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Bonus Moments & Running Gags

• The crew riff repeatedly on old TV themes, generational misunderstandings, and folksy sayings.
• Several callbacks to Christy Lee’s “hot water” drinking habit and its digestive effects.
• Jokes around Tom’s “legendary” awkward segues into commercials.
• “FartRite Anal Strips,” “mod squad” analogies, and “don’t let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird ass” as recurring punchlines.
• A musical tribute to Tiger Woods’ troubles (parody: “Alanis Percocet”).
• White Claw and “mom water” vs “dad water” trends debated.

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Flow/Tone

The episode is classic BOB & TOM: rapid-fire, playful, occasionally bawdy, full of obscure pop culture tangents, lovingly sarcastic, and packed with in-jokes and callbacks. Banter is quick and sometimes purposefully silly or off-kilter to allow for comedic improvisation.

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Summary/Takeaway

This April Fool’s Day episode is packed with laughs, bizarre news, cultural commentary, nostalgia, audience interaction, and a strong dose of the show’s signature irreverence. Even if you miss the live broadcast, this summary will keep you in the loop—and in the mood to prank (or avoid being pranked)!

Transcript

[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show. On your mark, get set. Come on, Fred. Come on. I have to run faster. Come on, Fred. And Fred Johnson finishes a disappointing fourth in the 100 yard dash.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Fred. What happened back there, man? You used to always beat me. What's up?

[Chick McGee]

My trainer says it's excess gas. Really? Yeah, he says I'm bloated with excess gas and that's slowing me down.

[Tom Griswold]

Here, try one of these. See if this will make a difference.

[Chick McGee]

What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a fartright anal strip.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Everyone has heard about the nasal strips that athletes wear to allow them to get enough. But did you know that it's just as important for an athlete to discharge a sufficient amount of gas? That's why Frigavall Industries developed the fartrite anal strip. Simply drop your drawers, pull out the adhesive bandage looking device and stick it to your buttocks. The fartright anal strip pulls your cheeks apart to create an optimum air passageway. Wearing a fartright anal strip can make a world of difference in your performance

[Pat Godwin]

a few days later.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Fred, I'm going to take you down again today, man. I don't think so, Bill.

[Chick McGee]

Not this time. I'm wearing a fart right anal strip. On your mark, get set. Come on. Come on. Do your stuff. Come on. And the winner is Fred Johnson. Hey, hey. Great race, Fred. Hey, look, you cut 310 of a

[Tom Griswold]

second off your personal best.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I cup more than that, thanks to you. And fart right anal strips. Fart right anal strips. Buy some today and see how they can improve your performance no matter what sport you're involved in. Fart right anal strips can make a difference. Hey, how about tennis? Quiet, please.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Swenson to serve.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Dolph. He lines up the putt. And

[Tom Griswold]

that one appears to be breaking our way. Bob.

[Chick McGee]

It's huh, Pirate.

[Tom Griswold]

It's coming our way.

[Ali Breen]

Pirate.

[Tom Griswold]

Take it away, please.

[Chick McGee]

Even weightlifting. He's trying to lift £800. Let's watch him.

[Christy Lee]

Listen.

[Chick McGee]

He's done it. A new record for the deadlift.

[Tom Griswold]

More like something crawled up inside him and died.

[Jess Hooker]

Lift.

[Tom Griswold]

They ought to outlaw these Fart right anal strips.

[Chick McGee]

Fart right anal strips help you to put underachieving behind you. Fart right anal strips available in small, medium and JLo. Oh, that ass on JLo, huh? Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

There's always room for JLo.

[Chick McGee]

Very, very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

You can go home now. Yeah, that was great.

[Chick McGee]

From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, it's the Bob and Top Show. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

At the news desk. Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

With his guitar and his organ.

[Pat Godwin]

Ready to go.

[Chick McGee]

Rare and ready to go. There's Josh Arn.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Ali Breen]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick [e-mail] sports desk. And hello, Tom. How are you this fine? Oh, it's. It's hump day. How do you feel about hump day? Hump day. Make it through the week.

[Tom Griswold]

This is also a rough day because

[Chick McGee]

it's April 1st and it's rabbit, rabbit, rabbit.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, not just that. It's April 1st.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I know. I'm trying not to mention it because I know it irritates you greatly. It's amateur's day for pulling pranks. And you don't. You say you don't like pranks. I don't. I don't. I think people who know, you know, you enjoy a good.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't really do them.

[Christy Lee]

I know that you enjoy.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, look at that. Guy's pants fell down.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. That's funny.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, you know, I just have to be. You have to be extra careful today, that's all. In fact, there was a news story that I was pretty sure was fake today, but then. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, plus that. And fold AI into it and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Holy heck.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it isn't. It's a sports story. And there. There are several sources on it, but we'll get to it coming up. In any event, we've vetted everything today, so.

[Chick McGee]

And then one of my. Every now and then, you'll get this on April Fool's. Like a clothing company that I buy stuff from a smart. Wool. It's wool. You know, I wear wool underwear. I 100.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know that.

[Chick McGee]

It cools. It wicks. It's naturally.

[Christy Lee]

It isn't itchy.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. It's very smooth. Very. It's like wearing a sheep in your pants. It's unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, now do a sheep or a ram.

[Chick McGee]

A sheep.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Because you wouldn't want a ram in your ass.

[Chick McGee]

I might want a ram in my ass. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I know Pat's been watching some movie about it. He was done.

[Chick McGee]

The point is they sent an email. Hey, check out the brand new gloves at Smart Wool. And I go, oh, that's intriguing. So I switch, and it's some guy at his grill in his backyard wearing a sock on his hand.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see.

[Chick McGee]

April Fool.

[Tom Griswold]

I said I'd delete. I'm done. Delete. I don't want. I don't want the.

[Chick McGee]

Those people but doing April Fool's guess I have no problem with smart wool. And I am available. Chick McGee swears by smartwool. Wow, a Chick McGee company.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, we'll see. Yeah, there'll be. Every once in a while we all fall for one.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever been taken in way on down the road and. And taking it like a gentleman. And that was really a great, great prank, you guys. Or you got really, really mad and punch somebody.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, no, no. But just. I'm just saying just be careful today. It's. You know, it's the amateurs. It's always. Hey, got a phone call. Your mom's dead.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Just kidding.

[Christy Lee]

That's not funny.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I don't think that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Although that's a prank. That's just taking it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's one of the classics. I.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

There was a prank like that where this guy was like a jerk, a womanizer, and one of the girls had a friend and she goes, we'll fix him. And manufactured a pregnancy test and DNA results and non existent baby was his. And he was on down the road about it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the worst one was the lottery winner 1. Do you remember this one?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I hate. And it'll pop up again this year.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy.

[Chick McGee]

It comes with its own video where you can play it and give the guy the fake tickets. And the guy's announcing the numbers. Yeah. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And then thinks he's won the lottery and.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, goes. Defecates on his boss's desk.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Then they go, just kidding. You don't get the billion dollars. Hardy.

[Chick McGee]

So far we've got a mont somebody dropping on somebody's ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if you want to. If you won that billion dollars, I mean, what would happen? What would you. What would you do with it?

[Chick McGee]

I wouldn't.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I wouldn't do anything. I'm not. I'm not real vindictive. I don't think maybe I am. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. You know, you're not crapping on somebody's dad.

[Pat Godwin]

Would you be here tomorrow morning?

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, probably.

[Pat Godwin]

You go, well, that's what you love doing.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I'm not here now. And I haven't won a million dollars. I don't know if I'll be here or not.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, coming up, we have your letters. We're always looking forward to hearing from you. You can reach us Bob and Tom at bob and tom.com.

[Chick McGee]

now, Tom, he's ready to ask this question if you Want a billion dollars? What would you do? And he wants you to say something. I'd find some sort of chemistry formula to make me invisible. And I'd go into the Washington commander's locker room and I see all the guys naked and I masturbate in the corner. Isn't that what you want?

[Tom Griswold]

I just got it.

[Chick McGee]

I can't believe it. Oh my God. That's what I did with my billion dollars.

[Tom Griswold]

If you had 20 billion, would you buy the Washington commanders immediately change it back to the Redskins?

[Chick McGee]

I'd go back to team and move ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Go call them the Washington football.

[Chick McGee]

Although, fellow Washington football team fans, it looks like the spear is coming back to the side of the helmet. That's the scuttlebutt. Anyway, that would be very cool. Yeah, we'll see over here. I forget what genre it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, cool. Okay, now, coming up, we have Ali Breen with Sexy Time. I always look forward to that. We have another kid stuck in a claw machine. One of my favorite recurring stories. And it's real. An odd story coming out of the NBA and then a survey of candy for Easter. And I am really surprised at the big winner.

[Chick McGee]

It better not be peeps.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out a cool golf story. Cool story about going to the moon that's supposed to launch.

[Chick McGee]

That's tonight, right?

[Tom Griswold]

This evening? In theory. They say there's an 80% chance it'll

[Christy Lee]

go up around 6:15.

[Tom Griswold]

The Artemis Eastern time.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, they have all that money. Why don't they make weatherproof rockets that can go off whenever they need to?

[Christy Lee]

You can just attach an umbrella or something.

[Chick McGee]

I think we're all adults.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there's a mild breeze. We have to put this off for three years.

[Chick McGee]

Well, haven't we had enough of the solid rocket boosters? Yes. Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

You know the word out the one time where they got the phone call going don't launch if it's below 56 degrees.

[Chick McGee]

Oh man. That documentary on Netflix about the challenger is troubling. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Trying to be a little silly.

[Tom Griswold]

That was just. Hey look. You had one great line. You're okay. That great line you had about jello

[Josh Arnold]

and responsible for the challenges.

[Tom Griswold]

There's always. There's always room for JLo. That line's going to carry you till least 9:30. So you can do it can be

[Chick McGee]

JLo's kind of a. Right. Isn't that scuttlebutt kind of the way it looks? Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. You show her the proper respect. I think you're okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here's my JLO story. A good friend of the show, comedian Robert Schimmel, was a writer on In Living Color the first season.

[Christy Lee]

She was a fly girl.

[Tom Griswold]

She was one of the fly girls. And he would. He knew her really well and was. They were writing stuff and doing things and she got a little bit famous and he's, he saw her at a restaurant, went to walk over and her bodyguards came over and he said, I know her. I was. And she, they went over to talk to her and she said no. And that was that. That, that tells you right there. Because Robert was a great guy and she's a. Okay, let's see now.

[Christy Lee]

Alrighty then.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Also coming up, we have a bittersweet story from the world of surfing. And it's, It's a bittersweet. It's a nice little story.

[Chick McGee]

People will be more upset about this story than something happening to a person.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true. Yes, but, but okay, but it's this, it's the circle of life now.

[Chick McGee]

It sure is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And then we have an update from someone who knows what they're talking about. A rarity on this program with regard to the story yesterday about the. The identical twins in the DNA test and the, the, their. I'm not sure what. The. The woman was banging both of them.

[Christy Lee]

Correct. And had a baby.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're. They don't know whose it is. And there's a bunch of legal stuff going on.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

We had some tactical questions about the

[Christy Lee]

DNA and because the DNA could not confirm.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So we'll find out what's going on. We have. From a scientist. We have a little bit of information. But right now, Chick Magee this evening, perhaps you'll go and. Not perhaps at about 6:30 Eastern Time, watch the Artemis launch from your home.

[Chick McGee]

I'm kind of deep in Peaky Blinders again, so I don't know if I'll fit that in.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that Punky Brewster?

[Chick McGee]

Peaky Blinders. Oh, Peaky.

[Tom Griswold]

That's different than Punky Brewster.

[Christy Lee]

Very different.

[Chick McGee]

Why do I. Why do I share it all? I keep telling myself I'm not sharing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You have to remember. Remind me a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And if I share lie and I. I do as much as I can.

[Tom Griswold]

So Punky Brewster's not on Pinky Blinder

[Chick McGee]

slips out and here we are.

[Christy Lee]

They're not anywhere near each other.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like the same show to me.

[Chick McGee]

Punky Brewster.

[Josh Arnold]

Salil Moon Fry.

[Chick McGee]

Huge cans.

[Pat Godwin]

She got them downsized.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, man. Like they were giant.

[Josh Arnold]

They. They were like to the point where she. They really were cumbersome for her.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They got in the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they auction off the tissue?

[Chick McGee]

Let's say you want to go after a long day and go to the bathroom and get throw some water on your face. She couldn't do it. They'd hit her boobs. Yeah, you couldn't do it.

[Tom Griswold]

So they were like Blinders. Funky Blinders.

[Chick McGee]

This week on Monkey Blinders or Peaky Blind.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never heard of either show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

This is a little hint, something to come. Christy, you know what this is?

[Chick McGee]

Of course not. I do.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm sorry. John Williams.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we're all 100 years old. We know.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back. When we come back we'll find out why that is significant.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? This may be a slight reach.

[Chick McGee]

This may be how far if when he has to warn us. How far is it?

[Tom Griswold]

I think I could get to it by asking a couple of key questions. But I certainly want to thank you for listening. And I want to tell you that we are keeping the spring pop up shop up by popular demand. We have some cool T shirts. We've got the bucket hat and our special charity shirts. You can buy those I think they're gonna shut it down on Friday. Am I getting this right? Anybody know the fifth, whenever that is?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Sunday, it's open. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's open today though, if you get a chance. Bobandtom.com check out our new website. It's great. We got some new VIP stuff coming and some big stuff on the way. Also, we've got an all brand new app. You can check that out as well. We are currently in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Glad to be here. Thanks for you being here too. If that's a sentence. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

I'm puzzled. Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Christy's puzzled.

[Christy Lee]

We'll find out about that. Puzzles me.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, emails from our listeners coming up. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

We need like an introductory song for the emails from the listeners.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. We're working on that.

[Chick McGee]

Our listeners wrote a letter. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

They're working on it.

[Chick McGee]

Huh. There's Ace cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. I was just thinking that. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

These things take time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Like the Morning Breath Club shirts.

[Tom Griswold]

I was thinking about those this morning. I, I was. It's so funny you'd mentioned that because it occurred to me this morning that I might want to get those done before I go to jail for murdering someone on our PJ do now.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we have a new another.

[Tom Griswold]

It's too boring to explain. Let's move forward before we do my letter to open.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

In my defense, you got openers all right handed to me. Dear Bob and Tom Show, I hate to defend Tom, but I have never heard the saying referring to feet hurting, My dogs are barking.

[Chick McGee]

F on.

[Tom Griswold]

I had never heard this. I've never heard anyone say my dogs are barking.

[Christy Lee]

There are a lot of things you've never heard.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, I'm fully aware that population that doesn't know that apparently it's a smaller.

[Chick McGee]

I'm aware that only moments ago you said this is coming up next and it was the theme from Wild Wild West.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't give it away. You just know that. You just know that.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

How many people knew that

[Tom Griswold]

this was a great TV show?

[Chick McGee]

It was okay. Certainly. I don't think the Emmy list goes for very long.

[Christy Lee]

Artemis Gordon.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember that name and that's the connection.

[Chick McGee]

The Ross Martin and the rocket. Robert Conrad, the most difficult person.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we got. We got ace stumped. See, on the Wild Wild west there was. Was a Jim West.

[Josh Arnold]

What was his name's favorite shows I've got on dvd.

[Chick McGee]

I watch it every Saturday morning on me tv.

[Christy Lee]

Gordon.

[Tom Griswold]

So you were Artemis scored. I believe it was. Was it Ross Martin that played him and he was a master of disguise. And what is that word? Is it. Is it art? Wait a minute. Is. Is it steampunk?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What. How do you. Would you describe steampunk?

[Josh Arnold]

Like technologically advanced for the time, but still sort of kind of clunky, rudimentary.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he would have all these cool inventions that didn't exist in the old West. That's a great theme song.

[Christy Lee]

You get going to the moon.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, because I was trying to.

[Chick McGee]

Every time they say Artemis, I think of the wildlife. Doesn't everyone?

[Tom Griswold]

Obviously NASA named it after that cool show, the Artemis rocket.

[Josh Arnold]

I've heard one. I don't think Artemis rocket before.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this is Artemis 2. The show was so good, by the way. They made a crappy movie out of it.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's an entertaining movie. I'm one of the rare defenders of it. I realize.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm just going to. I'm going to blow.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like you to have another look at it because the puns, it's. It's just puns. And I think you would really get a kick out of it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my. That's my favorite store at the mall. It's right next to that place Things Remembered. And that's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That place is a fraud. I went into Things Remembered. I said, I forgot where I parked. Where's my car? They didn't remember.

[Chick McGee]

They couldn't help me.

[Josh Arnold]

What a joke.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you go to just puns. They have a little wooden plaque that says, not tonight. I have a hat on. I bet they do a good joke now.

[Josh Arnold]

And Tom, the movie was ravaged by critics.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but he never saw the movie

[Josh Arnold]

and it was kind of A bomb. But it is. I.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's bad. And entertaining.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, Tom, are you ready for me to blow your mind? Artemis is the Greek goddess.

[Tom Griswold]

I know that. Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Of the. Of the. Of the moon, of the hunt, wilderness, wild animals, childbirth and chastity. No mention of the moon in this, but I'm sure you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

No. And Artemis is the one with the bow and arrow, right?

[Josh Arnold]

The hunter.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the daughter of Zeus and Leto. Leto.

[Pat Godwin]

Jared Leto.

[Chick McGee]

Who knows what he's got going.

[Christy Lee]

Jared Leto's been around a long time.

[Tom Griswold]

There's some moon connection. I thought. Let me. I could look this up.

[Chick McGee]

Born on the island of Delos, she reportedly helped her mother, Leto, in the subsequent birth of her twin brother.

[Christy Lee]

I love apology.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're saying that they're calling it Artemis not because of the TV show?

[Christy Lee]

No, of course not.

[Chick McGee]

We're closing in on a hundred years that that show hasn't been on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God, this is a great song.

[Chick McGee]

And then they. They freeze the action and it becomes a cartoon.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that.

[Chick McGee]

I know you did. That was.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry. My thing's broken.

[Chick McGee]

Your thing's broken?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this thing. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, speaking of things, I got this letter from Robert. Good morning, kids. My wife and I just recently returned from the Caribbean. I need help with this because I don't remember. I now understand, quote unquote fully, the term summer penis. What does summer penis?

[Pat Godwin]

It's a little bit larger.

[Tom Griswold]

We had that news story, heat and expansion, and that was seals and cross. Big hit.

[Chick McGee]

Summer peen is what it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He said, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

You almost had Josh have a spit take. He's still trying to swallow.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? I thought I was going to say summer dick.

[Chick McGee]

I'm glad you did.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I couldn't remember what that was.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a sec. Okay, are we back? Here we go. Here we go. Artemis, goddess of the hunt, wilderness and the moon. Well, yeah, here we go.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the connection. This is. Artemis is the goddess of the hunt, wilderness and the moon. And the twin sister of Apollo.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Chick bit.

[Chick McGee]

I said Apollo.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, there we go.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening.

[Tom Griswold]

That makes more sense. Well, I was just trying to get. You were denying there was a moon connection and I was not.

[Chick McGee]

And who knows if there is a moon connection. I could find on the Internet that she's actually half woman, half wildebeest, and it would be verified on the Internet.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't get it off of Reddit.

[Chick McGee]

That's the only thing you haven't got up Anyway, the point is, are you gonna watch the. You're gonna have a party. You're gonna have a moon. A moon cake.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they saying what they're saying a

[Christy Lee]

615, something like that?

[Chick McGee]

6 24.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it unmanned?

[Chick McGee]

No, four. Oh, and they're not.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not Americans.

[Christy Lee]

One Canadian.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not landing. And they're actually, as far as I know, they're not even orbiting. They're just going up and around it. Right.

[Pat Godwin]

This is an April Fool's.

[Christy Lee]

A slingshot. It's a slingshot.

[Tom Griswold]

This is really cool.

[Josh Arnold]

All dudes.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, there's.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's the Mod Squad. It's one.

[Tom Griswold]

It is the Mod Squad. If the Mod Squad had a guy from the band Rush on it, because you've got one black. One black, one blonde, and then a Canadian guy and then average American. That's. It's great.

[Chick McGee]

That's very good.

[Tom Griswold]

What are there. I mean, if you want to emphasize the diversity. This. The one gentleman is. He's very well spoken. It's great. He's telling. Talk about how people. No, no, he's talking about how people see him are going to be going, this is cool. I can do this. It's great.

[Chick McGee]

You know, there's many things have been.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm talking about the Canadian guy, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

There's so many things that have been. Been said on our show, but I was watching the highlight last night, and nothing's more true. And Josh said yesterday, this is our life now. So we just let him go. Yeah. You remember Greg Morton, who's from Toronto, a wonderful comedian. You called him African American. One morning you realized that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I said African Canadian.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think he did.

[Tom Griswold]

Or Afro Canadian, but I'm sure you

[Chick McGee]

can get it verified on the Internet.

[Tom Griswold]

The phrase. The phrase for a while was Afro American, but they changed it because the hairstyle went out the of.

[Chick McGee]

That's Franco American.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my favorite.

[Chick McGee]

Spaghetti. Spaghetti, yes. That's what you got there. We're doing the old guys in the home again.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Richard poses a good question here.

[Chick McGee]

All right, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't often watch baseball because the

[Chick McGee]

pitchers are looking at me, right? They're pitching.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Richard says, I'm surprised you watched football. Since when they get in that circle. Aren't they talking about you?

[Chick McGee]

Son of a. I never thought about it until now. Well, thanks a lot, Richard.

[Tom Griswold]

It's our new favorite listener. Instill paranoia.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. They're talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's so funny.

[Chick McGee]

That's the coolest Thing about ufl, everybody's miked on the sidelines, and there was. They sent a play in. Do you like it? Does he. The coaches. Do you like it? You like it? Does he like it?

[Josh Arnold]

What's the principle? Is it the Heisenberg principle? That what you study?

[Tom Griswold]

No. When you observe. When you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, when you observe thing.

[Tom Griswold]

You're automatically affecting it.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Or affect.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel like that happens when they mic up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

When they mic up. Athletes. I feel like they'll do it with hockey players. And I'm like, that guy hasn't said the F word in.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Six words.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. He knows he's Mike.

[Chick McGee]

What a nice boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the famous story about that is Peyton Manning was on the sideline yelling at Jeff Saturday about something.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, shut up and shut up. I'll call the plays. You just block Jeff or something. And they were arguing back and forth. And he sits down and goes, oh, I'm miked. He was miked up for something. He just realized after the argument, he was.

[Tom Griswold]

If, for example, a TV station walked in here, we would. This whole conversation would change.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Whenever you observe something, you. Yeah, it's. Reality TV is such a joke. I mean, beside the fact that it's usually scripted and, you know, they've got a guy behind the scenes.

[Chick McGee]

Man, I like that happy talk, though. Have you seen a good happy talk newscast? Oh, it's. It's funny stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Well. And then they immediately turn the mics off and, you know, they're going, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Shut up.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, good morning.

[Tom Griswold]

If we could. If. I'll tell you what. But I thought about this. During the breaks, when we're on breaks, if we could leave these mics on and the cameras on and then sell it as an alternate channel, I mean,

[Josh Arnold]

we'd be in jail.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'd make some cash before I'd make bail money the first couple weeks.

[Chick McGee]

I tell you, if you promise to bail me out, I'm on board.

[Christy Lee]

I had a letter from Ron Moore in Marathon, Wisconsin. He heard our discussion the other day. Was it yesterday? About putting the goo goo googly eyes on the snacks to keep the seagulls from eating your snacks.

[Chick McGee]

Is he gonna mention a comic strip?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

He said, here in Wisconsin, woodsmen have started sewing eyes onto the back of their hats because of cougars. Because cougars attack silently and from behind.

[Chick McGee]

And cougars are stupid.

[Christy Lee]

And the eyes are said to keep the cougars away.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then we had the story about to preserve lions they're painting eyes on cattle. And wherever it was, it was in Africa.

[Christy Lee]

Or was it India? No, it was Africa.

[Chick McGee]

That's my favorite thing that you do. Whatever.

[Christy Lee]

It was in Botswana, you said they

[Chick McGee]

put eyes in the back of the. The hunter's cats. And Tom goes, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that happens.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I said it first. I brought it up.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't bring the caps up?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I brought up the calves.

[Chick McGee]

That's a baby cow.

[Christy Lee]

Josh brought up the cows.

[Chick McGee]

I love it when you do that. Oh, yeah. I sewed the first. I own.

[Josh Arnold]

There are videos out there of people turning around, and all of a sudden there's a cougar. Or they turn around, there's just a cougar there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And they're like, please get out of here.

[Chick McGee]

Shoo, shoo.

[Josh Arnold]

And those things just.

[Chick McGee]

Am I wrong to think I could take a cougar?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. One bite to the throat.

[Chick McGee]

Nah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? He's on you.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? You are scrappy.

[Chick McGee]

I am scrappy.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. You'd be scraps. Because the Cougars don't.

[Christy Lee]

You just be nice to it and go.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not saying your hair is not going to get right.

[Chick McGee]

We're not gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

A line from Dr.

[Chick McGee]

Strange.

[Christy Lee]

Keep some treats in your pocket. It'll be fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now I want to see. Do you want to do our clarification on the identical twins issue?

[Christy Lee]

Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Which ones? We were. We're talking about a lot. We're up to our next in twins. NCAA tournament.

[Tom Griswold]

This was a story yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

I have it.

[Tom Griswold]

And a woman is. Had a baby.

[Christy Lee]

Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

And she was apparently sleeping with a set of identical twins. And now they're not happy about it. They don't know who the dad is.

[Josh Arnold]

Get yours, lady.

[Tom Griswold]

So my only conclusion about this story was, well, at least we know she has a type. So they're trying.

[Chick McGee]

What's the dealio?

[Tom Griswold]

They're trying to figure out the dad is. And they did a DNA test and

[Christy Lee]

they can't put one twin on the birth certificate. The other twin now wants to have the parental responsibility.

[Josh Arnold]

And it kind of sounds like problem solved to me.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Why can't they work it out amongst themselves?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But the science might be interesting here.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I was asking, do identical twins have the same DNA?

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

I think we all thought they didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Brian writes from Delaware. Identical twins do not have identical DNA, but it's possible to have 99.999%, which is statistically close Enough.

[Christy Lee]

Which is what happened in this.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's. It's. It was inconclusive because.

[Tom Griswold]

So by the time they. And then he goes on with. Although there's a couple pretty funny things here he goes. You're missing the obvious. The DNA in question is the child's. All crotch goblins share 51 of their mothers and 49 of their father's DNA.

[Chick McGee]

Crotch. Crotch goblins?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Is that a kid?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. Yeah, that's a Crotch Gobbler. I think. I've never heard that before, but I. I enjoy that.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds like fun.

[Chick McGee]

Crumb snatchers. I've heard that. Okay, little crumb snatcher.

[Tom Griswold]

Now something that someone had not heard was one of our listeners had never heard my dogs are barking, meaning my feet hurt.

[Chick McGee]

And you had never heard.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd never heard that phrase. I. And I should. I guess I. It was in a movie, but I forgot it. My dogs are not barking. I wear orange insoles.

[Josh Arnold]

Not just in a movie. The movie used the line that has been around for.

[Pat Godwin]

It was a big cartoon by Dorgan in the 20s.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just next to.

[Chick McGee]

I believe next to. Good morning. My dogs are barking is the most uttered phrase in the United States of

[Tom Griswold]

America, by the way. But while I'm still thinking about it, if I could change the subject just for a second.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why not.

[Tom Griswold]

I was thinking about this the other day for God knows why. Am I correct in saying there was a cartoon character named Barney Google?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, with the Google googly eyes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I was thinking about it.

[Chick McGee]

Comic strip first and then I don't know. I don't know if there was a cartoon, to be honest. But I know there was a cartoon comic strip. Was Snuffy Smith and Barney Google?

[Tom Griswold]

Did he spell it like Google? Like O, O, G, L, E. Did you suppose the Google people who are the mega billionaires, do they had to buy the rights to that, do you think?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Well, that. That's an old comic strip, so maybe it became public domain.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's incredibly obscure and boring. I apologize. Let's get back to my.

[Chick McGee]

Are you aware of Barney Google, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not. I'll look him up though. How was his posture, Marty?

[Chick McGee]

Google?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was poor. You know why?

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

He didn't have orange insoles.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? I should have expected that from a two dimensional character. If your shoes have those two dimensional linings in them right now.

[Chick McGee]

So sad.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not really helping you out, are they? No. Check out. Orangeinsouls.com Orange Insoles deliver rigid arch support that don't collapse by lunchtime. They've got deep heel cups that cradle your heels and absorb shock naturally. They help maintain alignment.

[Tom Griswold]

You know why? Because they're. They're three dimensional. Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You have hit on it. Your feet are not two dimensional. They're three dimensional. Like that great band, the Third Dimension. Up, up and Away.

[Chick McGee]

It's a fifth dimension.

[Josh Arnold]

I appreciate your assistance in this.

[Chick McGee]

You're trying.

[Christy Lee]

Just let the man.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what I'm trying? A different angle.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, okay. Just shut up and let him do his.

[Chick McGee]

I can't wait to see how this all turns out.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

Wonderful job.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, Ali Breen with Sexy Time

[Chick McGee]

and the top 10 most popular folksy sayings in the United States of America.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

These are used in contemporary.

[Chick McGee]

I will tell you this. Like a chicken with its head cut off. There you go. That's just one of them. You've heard of that? Yeah. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Best thing since sliced bread. Is that in there?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it is. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's. That one is really dated.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're right. I mean, that's a century plus.

[Chick McGee]

I think it was in the 20s, they decided, hey, we could slice this because people are getting their bread and they're slicing it at home. Why don't we. Why? Why? As Greg Warren would say, why do we continue to make them a part of the manufacturing process?

[Josh Arnold]

Joey on Friends was mad at this woman one time and he goes, she.

[Pat Godwin]

He.

[Josh Arnold]

She thinks she's the best actress since sliced bread. Sliced bread. A wonderful lady Macbeth.

[Tom Griswold]

We are returning to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Row on him.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. the News center, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Wearing the stripes, horizontal stripes, making her boobs appear larger. Check that out. Check that out.

[Christy Lee]

Really do that on purpose.

[Tom Griswold]

But be careful that I'm. I'm really busy the next few days. Do not have time to deal with hr.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

A gorgeous blue shirt.

[Chick McGee]

I like that blue. That's very much like Brad Cooper hangover.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, if you'd allow me, we have already tackled several topics. Yes, we've missed most of our tackles, but we tried. This is. I'm. I've not heard this. I'm just experimenting. Let's see if this is what I think it is.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And here. Here we go. This. This may not work, but. Okay. So far, so good. Ready? Here it comes.

[Jess Hooker]

Who's the most important man this country ever knew?

[Chick McGee]

Who's the man our presidents tell all their troubles to?

[Jess Hooker]

No, it isn't Mr. Brian and it isn't Mr. Hughes.

[Chick McGee]

I'm mighty proud that I'm allowed a chance to introduce Barney Google googly eyes.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. Barney Google with the Google googly eyes. We. I bring this up because we had an interesting story yesterday about how they're putting those googly eyes, gluing them to stuff because it scares animals. They're usually almost like scarecrows in certain circumstances. But I wondered if Barney Google, which has been around forever, if the company Google had to buy the rights to the Name.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no way.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it spelled the same.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what the bottom line and earnings last year for the Barney Google empire was, but I don't think it was close to Google's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But the most famous story I can think of is Apple Music. The Beatles had Apple Records, and when they allowed Apple computers to use the name, they. They had a deal. As long as you don't go into the music business. And then when Apple started Apple Music, they had to pay the Beatles, whatever it was, a billion dollars. They can't remember this story, Pat. It's in a little bit. Yeah. In any event, the good news for Google, they did not have to pay the Barney Google people.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Because even though Barney Google, same spelling dates back to 1919, the courts typically revolves around consumer confusion. And apparently, as you say, chick, no one's going to confuse Barney Google with the great search engine that is, that is. That is Google. Although Google is apparently Google, the computer Google, they aggressively protect their trademark, much like Disney.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because people were arguing that, well, I'm gonna go Google something had become generic.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Therefore, that.

[Josh Arnold]

No, if only they pretended our information was their trademark and protected that.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I for one, am thankful that they know what's best for me. I don't want to be in charge of my decisions.

[Tom Griswold]

Interestingly enough, the origin of Google is actually a misspelling because Google is from. It's a math term, right?

[Josh Arnold]

It was a numbers term.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was a nonsense.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's one with a hundred zeros. But I think. And I think it's spelled differently, but

[Chick McGee]

it's like a bazillion.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. Yeah. It was a huge amount.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Enough of. Enough of Googling.

[Chick McGee]

You don't want to know who drew Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, the fabulous

[Tom Griswold]

Billy de Beck in 1919. Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And he died in 1942. That doesn't seem right, does it?

[Tom Griswold]

Ironically, you found out that information by googling it.

[Chick McGee]

30, 33. And then Fred. Fred Lasswell took over in 42 and drew it for 59 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Back to you, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't remember the comic strip. I mean, I don't either. I don't think I ever read that one. Now, you said you had a letter over there.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob, a top show. There are two people that have never heard the phrase my dogs are barking. Tom Griswold and Helen Keller. That is from Chris with a K. Sorry, I. I'm assuming a lady in Cincinnati.

[Tom Griswold]

Never know. Whatever. If Someone ever said to me my dogs are barking. I would think they meant that their dogs were barking. I have dogs. I wouldn't know it was referencing my feet. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Here's a saying for us from Keith. Dear Boba top show. Don't let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I've never heard that.

[Chick McGee]

I either have I. I kind of sort of.

[Christy Lee]

I've never heard.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on. I don't understand it. Hold on. Don't let your.

[Chick McGee]

Your alligator.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it?

[Pat Godwin]

Mouth.

[Chick McGee]

Alligator mouth overload your hummingbird ass.

[Christy Lee]

Big mouth, small ass.

[Chick McGee]

You can't back it up. Big mouth and you don't have anything

[Josh Arnold]

to back similar to.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that's confusing.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't let your mouth write checks that your body can't catch.

[Pat Godwin]

Same thing. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And isn't that are always that guy in the group that starts fights and then disappears when the fight starts? Right. Normally is the short guy.

[Tom Griswold]

You said you had a list of the top 10.

[Chick McGee]

I do. For instance bless your heart fixing two don't count your chickens before they hatch.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, slow down.

[Chick McGee]

Well bless your heart fixing two and don't count your chickens.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if that what sticks in two involved fixing.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm fixing to go to the grocery store.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody heard fix into except you.

[Tom Griswold]

I am disabled. I have hearing issues and I blame you me so I'm fixing to do so. Of course I know that matter than a wet head.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that one.

[Tom Griswold]

What does that mean? Are hens angry when they're.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they don't like to be wet.

[Chick McGee]

Well according to Google matter than a wet hen. Very angry is what it says.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, you like a wet chick, don't you?

[Pat Godwin]

Sure. Every now and then a little wet

[Tom Griswold]

chick would be fine.

[Chick McGee]

Well who doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy that cuts bats air.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my God.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't even know what that means.

[Christy Lee]

Means he's how many.

[Chick McGee]

How many of your. How many of your friends you would qualify as your best friend you treat like you treat Pat? Is there anybody else or he treats

[Christy Lee]

all his friends like this?

[Chick McGee]

I think he does. How about this one? I know this is going to cause a lot of convers. You you. Tom's not going to be able to handle it. My mouth is so dry I could spit a quilt.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never heard that.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a little surprised that's in top

[Chick McGee]

10 but oh no, I. I moved on from top 10.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got 150 of them when we come back. I want to get back to the top 10.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Also coming up, Sexy Time with Ali Breen. We've got a song coming from Pat. We got another kid stuck in a claw machine. There seems to be a trend. A little update on the Artemis moon launch. Very exciting. And a a stunning result of the most popular candy for Easter. I, for one, don't believe it. We'll find out what it is. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this remains the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Christy Lee]

K Pop Demon Hunters, Haja Boy's Breakfast Meal and Hunt Tricks Meal have just dropped at McDonald's. They're calling this a battle for the fans. What do you say to that? It's not a battle. So glad the Saja Boys could take breakfast and give our meal the rest of the day.

[Pat Godwin]

It is an honor to share.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's our honor.

[Pat Godwin]

It is our larger honor.

[Chick McGee]

No, really, stop.

[Christy Lee]

You can really feel the respect in this battle. Pick a meal to pick a side

[Tom Griswold]

and participate in McDonald's while supplies last in a few minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Your hands cold? You're holding your coffee like your hands are cold.

[Christy Lee]

It's actually just hot water. It's what I drink now.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

With a little lemon, you just drink plain hot water?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Does that ease your bowels in any way?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, but it tastes good and it's comforting.

[Josh Arnold]

Tastes good.

[Tom Griswold]

Tastes good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hot water.

[Tom Griswold]

What time are you scheduling the jump?

[Chick McGee]

Hot water tastes good. Good.

[Christy Lee]

I drink one cup of coffee and then I switch to just hot water.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, good, Christy. Well, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And I quit putting lemon in it. I used to do that, but I realized it stains your teeth.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a God.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't there anything like that?

[Christy Lee]

The water's too hot. The lemon.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone give her a hot enema to get this discussion to stop.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, like you have anything worthwhile to say.

[Chick McGee]

Out of the mouth, babes.

[Christy Lee]

At least my information is current.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

How dare you. My discussion about Barney Google and the origin of the name Google is fascinating. To many.

[Chick McGee]

To many. To many. There's Pat Godwin. Hi, Pat. You got a Barney Google song, don't you?

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

See?

[Chick McGee]

You see that?

[Christy Lee]

Do you really?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

But I just. I hadn't thought about that comic forever. But we had that new story about. About the people using these googly eyes.

[Chick McGee]

It was not the golden age of comic strips.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I know. I'm just saying the, the googly eyes on various things. Like hunters are putting them on the back of their hats and stuff. You were saying. So this is a really interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Because of the cougars.

[Tom Griswold]

Really interesting story. I'm sorry. Let's get back to our letters. Do you have one over there?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show, I just thought of this this morning. This is from Patrick in Grove City, Pennsylvania. Yeah, right down the road from where

[Tom Griswold]

you famous wrestling man match.

[Christy Lee]

Grove City.

[Chick McGee]

I know there's a Grove City, Ohio.

[Christy Lee]

What wrestling match?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay. Dear Bob and Tom Show, I thought of this this morning. Range Rover, Range Rover, let tiger roll over.

[Tom Griswold]

Nicely done.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. Dear Bob and Tom show, this says I have a bone to pick with Tom and Chick. First of all, what are you two smoking? The rest of us need some of that. I was just passively listening and right at quarter to late eastern time, I hear Chicken Tom talking about balls, a gas station, the Pope. Are they working on their live action remake of Statler and Waldorf?

[Tom Griswold]

We were trying to remember an old joke.

[Chick McGee]

Who's going to be Statler? Who's going to be Waldorf?

[Tom Griswold]

I think I can remember the joke.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Give me a minute.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

This show ain't half bad. No, it's all bad. Hey, I love Statler and Walt.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they were hecklers.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Guys in the balcony, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That was my favorite thing at Disney World.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know you love the Muppet

[Josh Arnold]

Movie and I think it was great,

[Tom Griswold]

but they had the, the actual Statler mold if were actually there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, they were. They weren't on tv. They weren't on the screen. They were there.

[Chick McGee]

They were there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Up there on the right in the balcony.

[Christy Lee]

I saw it.

[Josh Arnold]

And Sweden's would come out.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not going back to Disney World until they bring back Captain eo. I'm sorry, that's just me.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Might be waiting a while.

[Chick McGee]

I have a code. Dear Bob and Todd.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't that be funny if there was all the ones that they folded? I loved Mr. Toad.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that was fun.

[Christy Lee]

Omega theme park with all the ejected rides.

[Tom Griswold]

All the old ones. Mr. Toad, Captain EO, Dick Tracy. They had a Dick Tracy ride that. That thing came down faster.

[Chick McGee]

What about Song of the South World? How about that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's now. Oh boy. Princess and the Frog.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

There was a song in the South World.

[Josh Arnold]

The Splash Mountain had the characters. Yeah, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Bray Rabbit and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did you ever look at the water and It's a Small World.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I've been stuck in there.

[Chick McGee]

Always seems a little dark to me. And I don't know what. And I don't know if it's really water.

[Tom Griswold]

It's hot.

[Josh Arnold]

But dog water.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, they take it from the concession stands.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I believe you. I think it might be hot dog water. Am I reading another letter to your Bob and Tom Show? When I went to high school in Stockton, California, at St. Mary's My principal, Pete Morelli, used to be an NFL referee. I would see him on TV on Sundays and then walk in the halls of the school on Monday.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, great call there, Prince.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I had 300 bucks. There's a lot on that game.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Pete, can I have a. Have a talk with you real quick? That is from Steve in Stockton.

[Tom Griswold]

You were talking about this. Apparently there is there, there's a possible job action by the referee.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes. We have an update this morning, actually. There's a couple of new rules coming down the pike in the National Football League. Put your hand over your heart, by the way, this off season, yes, it will end and games will be played again. I know it seems like it's far off. We all just stick together. Everything will be fine. Okay, one of the new rules is. Let me get this straight now. Goodell had his State of the League yesterday. Talking to everyone. This upcoming season, the NFL new rule allow the replay center in New York to correct, quote, clear and obvious mistakes made by on field officials that impact the game.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, that's good.

[Chick McGee]

So there's, there's not going to be any more of that. He's grabbing the face mask. Why did you three guys miss that? They'll step in from New York and go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

So I guess, you know, that would kind of hamstring the officials on the field because they're, you know, I don't want to make a call and they're going to say I'm wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't they just let the guys in New York do the calls anyway?

[Chick McGee]

Well, then you, then you get into the, you know, carnivals and direct marketing and things like that. And you can't really get someone who's not there telling you it's 15 yards, some disembodied voice. Next thing you know, your big brother, you're praying to the leader. Yeah, this is one of my letters. I love these letters. And you'll. You'll know why as soon as I read it. Dear Bob and Tom show. Last night I broke down an empty cardboard box.

[Pat Godwin]

Bucks.

[Chick McGee]

That's from Stan. I think we, as Americans, that's. That's something we all do now and no one really talks about.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Do you stack them up and do them once a week, or do you do them as they come in?

[Chick McGee]

I honestly. I try to do them as they come in.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you use a matte knife or a box cutter?

[Chick McGee]

I've got, like. And I'm on this weird mailing list and I get knives in the mail or something else. So like the knife. Knife of the month club or something.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

I don't even know how I got on the list, but. No. Yeah, I got, like, a couple of box covers.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have the problem that I. You live alone.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So when you. Like on my desk, I have a razor knife.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

My scissors, my pen.

[Chick McGee]

All that stuff just laying out there on your desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And everything just keeps disappearing.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I hope the girls aren't coming in to get the razor knife.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course they are. Then I've got to search the whole house for it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, just follow the blood, I guess.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Know.

[Chick McGee]

Put it in the desk.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hide. Lock the drawers.

[Tom Griswold]

Then I've got in my. I've got. In the garage, I've got my cabinet where I've got my other razor knife for breaking down the boxes.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I go for that the other day. It's gone.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's annoying. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I do. And you guys know this about me. Whatever I'm doing around the house, I'm puttering. Wherever I'm doing, whatever I'm doing with whatever I'm doing, I leave it there.

[Christy Lee]

That doesn't surprise me.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So if I'm, like, fixing something in the bathroom room, like you leave, you'll see a screwdriver and a pair of pliers. Three days later, you go in, there's a screwdriver and a pair of pliers.

[Tom Griswold]

Why do you need a screwdriver in the.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you must have.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to get some fiber, my friend.

[Chick McGee]

Putting it in my ass.

[Tom Griswold]

We're going to have to explain this again. This letter. Dear Bob and Tom Show. This is from Sally. That was my mom's name and my daughter's name. I was sitting here watching the Braves game. The announcer stated, regarding the athletics batter. He's trying to avoid the dreaded golden sombrero. I forget what.

[Chick McGee]

I forget what that Was. Was it four strikeouts? Three strike at four. Yeah. Four strikeouts in one game. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If the batter strikes out four times in a game, that's called the golden sombrero. And we found out the origin of that was. It was.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

It was based on the. The hat trick.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

In hockey, three goals.

[Chick McGee]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

So. And then. Why do we. We.

[Christy Lee]

So the golden sombrero is the guy that's being struck out. It's not going to the pitcher that struck the guy out?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If a batter has four appearances at a game and strikes out all four

[Christy Lee]

times, that seems kind of weird, because in hockey, a hat trick's a good thing, and soccer sombrero is a bad thing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Anything with a goal.

[Tom Griswold]

But the key is, the theme is hat. Hat is our theme today.

[Chick McGee]

Man, you are hitting my sweet spot.

[Tom Griswold]

And I asked if. If the sombrero is strictly a ceremonial headgear.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's for chips.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so either. Remember, of course, there was a little person in some restaurant who would wear the sombrero with salsa in the brim, and he would walk around the restaurant and you could dip a chip in it.

[Tom Griswold]

See, I would find that. I just find that.

[Chick McGee]

Tell me.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be demeaning.

[Chick McGee]

Regular Friday hang. If that was near me, I would

[Tom Griswold]

be unable to do that. I have to say. How's it going there, sir?

[Josh Arnold]

I. I think I'd be unable to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

I just. It's so demeaning for the poor guy, really.

[Christy Lee]

But maybe he enjoys it. Maybe he likes meeting the people.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe he just got fired from when he got tossed in a bar. Remember those days? And he was excited, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

I have to apologize. Yesterday, apparently, we. We aired Jason out, if you're listening. But we aired the forbidden bit entitled Midget with a club that made it to the airwaves.

[Chick McGee]

I love that bit.

[Tom Griswold]

I do, too. But I've been told we're not supposed to play that.

[Christy Lee]

That's where you have 247 or something.

[Chick McGee]

That's where you have a little person in your trunk.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

When someone tries to steal your.

[Chick McGee]

If someone. He has a club.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it's better than the club.

[Chick McGee]

And of course, we sped up, but it was a different time.

[Tom Griswold]

You can tell how sincere my apology is. But, yeah, the. I don't think you would wear a sombrero in the fields.

[Chick McGee]

No, I think you.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of thought so, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a working sombrero?

[Pat Godwin]

You saw them a lot. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I see them a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

The ones you usually see have the dingle balls on them.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I don't know about that.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think. Now, those are comical.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's a silly mean.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean the guys at Disney World and that really great band are the Three Caballeros?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the Wasn't like a Donald Duck and. Yeah. Crow and. Yeah, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

When you go to Disney World and Mexico and Epcot. Is that what you're talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they got a great band.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I know. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well. So sorry. Let's move forward. What's coming up in sports?

[Chick McGee]

Coming up in sports? FIFA and the World Cup. The teams are all set. We'll go over all of the 48 teams and then pluses and minuses.

[Tom Griswold]

Ciao. Italy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Italy's not coming.

[Chick McGee]

Lost. Yeah. Iraq defeated Bolivia 21 last night. So they're happy about that, I guess. Also, Tiger woods, he's made a statement after rolling yet another car. Roger Goodell in the state of the league the last night from Ponix, you people might pronounce it Phoenix. And Shohei pitched last night, and there's scuttle. After one outing, there's scuttle of him winning the Cy Young this year.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's ridiculous.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's like, right out of the gate.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, Tiger's not going to be driving the pace car at the Indy 500. They changed that.

[Josh Arnold]

Or if they had any balls at

[Tom Griswold]

all, you know something that would be.

[Chick McGee]

You want to double the ratings?

[Tom Griswold]

That would be the greatest idea.

[Chick McGee]

That's wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, I forgot to finish. Sally was thanking us for explaining the golden sombrero in baseball. Oh, you're welcome, Sally. Thank you very much. And you have a funny.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll take a load off.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a funny last name, but

[Chick McGee]

I'm not gonna say what it is. He just. He just can't help himself.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'll let you decide. I'll give it to you, Josh. Right now, I want to talk to you about going to the mailbox, which I hate.

[Chick McGee]

Getting the church?

[Tom Griswold]

No, getting the opposite. You get your bills, you open them up in that credit card bill, maybe one or all of them. They have a really big balance on them, and you haven't been paying off that balance. And pretty soon, the interest becomes your only check because they can legally charge you more than 20% interest on those credit cards. And it may be time to get rid of that problem. And here's one way you can do it. If you own Your own home. Your home is probably worth a lot more than it was just a few years ago. That's what's kind of the general thing going on in the United States of America with regard to home ownership. What does this all mean? Well, it means that maybe it's time to refi. You refinance that baby. You can take a bunch of cash out of it, pay off perhaps the money that you owe the credit card companies and get back to a reasonable interest rate. That's pretty much the formula. The folks at American Financing just sent me some numbers. This is just kind of average numbers. They've been saving their customers about 800 bucks a month on their mortgage payments. And that's. What is that, about 10 grand a year. So it just takes a few minutes to find out if this might work for you by talking to the folks at American Financing. It's kind of a simple idea, but it might really pay off for you. You can call them and I know it's hard to remember phone numbers when I read them on the radio, but I'll give it to you. It's 866-889-2611. It's a lot easier just to find them online@American financing.net See if this would work for you. American financing.net, tell them the Bob and Tom show center you by going to americanfinancing.net bobandtom nmls182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org apr for rates in the 5 start at 6.196%. For well qualified borrowers, call 866-889-2611. For details about credit costs and terms, visit americanfinancing.net bobAndTom

[Chick McGee]

welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello. There's Christy Lee drinking her hot water, getting ready to go face the day after that cup of hot water. There's Pat Goddard.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you insane?

[Pat Godwin]

That's yummy.

[Christy Lee]

She says, no, I enjoy it. It's.

[Josh Arnold]

Let her enjoy it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there's Jess Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

I know you got continuous hot water at your house. Is this just another plug for Hope Plumbing?

[Chick McGee]

Tankless water heaters. There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here. Hello, I'm chick [e-mail] spot sports desk. And once again, once again, Tom has stepped out for some reason.

[Pat Godwin]

You spill something.

[Christy Lee]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what do we want to do here? How about this? The 48 team field for FIFA's biggest ever. Biggest ever World Cup. Complete qualifying process span More than 2 1/2 years. Iraq defeated Bolivia. I had Bolivia plus the one. Oh, man. There was a push the Intercontinental Intercontinental playoff in Monterrey, Mexico on Tuesday to secure here the 48th spot, six places on the line.

[Tom Griswold]

Where was the playoff?

[Chick McGee]

Monterey, Mexico.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great music. I love that.

[Chick McGee]

Bosnia Herzegovina advanced after upsetting Italy on penalties. Sweden, Turkey and Chechnya also qualify. Tiger woods says he's going to step away and seek treatment after his latest SUV crash in Florida. He made his comments yesterday. Four days after the crash led to his arrest, suspicion of driving under the influence was now pleads guilty on Tuesday. In his other pleads.

[Tom Griswold]

Not guilty.

[Chick McGee]

Plead, yeah. Not guilty. That's totally different.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The plea came hours after a sheriff's report.

[Tom Griswold]

How can you stand next to the car that's up on its side? You had to crawl out of it and go, not guilty.

[Chick McGee]

They also revealed that he had hydrocodone pain pills in his pocket. Those are some of the good ones. Ones. And showed signs of impairment at the crash scene last week. And once again, he. No alcohol in his system on a Breathalyzer. Triple zeros, but he was.

[Christy Lee]

And then you don't need it with hydrocodone.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. And they find that through the urine test. And he refused that, which is his right in Florida. But here we go. We'll see where this all shakes out. Pain pills in his pocket. Pack.

[Pat Godwin]

I have a little tribute to Alanis. You know the girl's name?

[Jess Hooker]

Morissette?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Percocet. Alanis. Percocet. I look drunk, but I'm sober. I get zeros when breathalyzed. I'm Tiger. I'm healthy. Yeah, I'm high, but I'm driving. I take what I'm prescribed. I'm slurring my words. Not guilty. I don't need a driver. I just want my privacy because I've got two pills in my pocket and I'm flipping my suv.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Pass. And what was her name again?

[Pat Godwin]

Alanis. Percocet.

[Tom Griswold]

Atlantis. Percocet. Okay, Very good.

[Chick McGee]

NFL commission.

[Tom Griswold]

That's his fourth major reported car collision.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, he's stepping away now. He's going to seek treatment. And of course there was scuttlebutt that he was to going. Going to compete in the Masters coming up next week. But that, of course is.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's. It'd be okay because you walk that you don't have to get in a golf cart or anything.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he said he's been on the record of saying if he could sway the pga to let it right. Be in a cart. He would. He would be a competitive golfer.

[Josh Arnold]

Be. No question.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

But he can't walk it.

[Chick McGee]

Walk in 18 holes. He cannot do it.

[Christy Lee]

The back. Is it his back?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's his leg. When that. The crash before this. And he wears a sleeve when he practices and everything. And so I'm one of my sports guys who used to be my favorite until he said this the other day. We haven't seen any photos of that leg. What's going on with his leg? We need to find out what went on with his leg during that car crash. Well, first of all, he almost lost it. And why do you need to see photos of his mangled place?

[Josh Arnold]

You can see it the way he walks now.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to see it.

[Christy Lee]

Speak of walking, did you see Lindsay Vaughn was up walking yesterday?

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

No, she can't be skiing. There's no snow anywhere. No, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

That was. I mean, that's pretty remarkable. She lost her leg and she's out walking around.

[Chick McGee]

You and Lindsey Vaugh.

[Christy Lee]

You and snow.

[Chick McGee]

You and snow.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was supposed. I was supposed to be skiing last weekend. That was my whole spring break and.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, dad, we're not happy that you weren't succeeding last night.

[Chick McGee]

Like how we feel, we.

[Tom Griswold]

You just want to get rid of me.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's fine. No. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, by the way, now that we have Ms. Hooker here, ask her if

[Chick McGee]

she's heard of the comic strip guy.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't. I, No, I don't want to. I, I. Barney struggled to come in here this morning.

[Chick McGee]

No, Barney.

[Christy Lee]

Don't blame you, Jess.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a fascinating story.

[Jess Hooker]

I thought we had a technical difficulty because I heard that googly song when I got in the car this morning, and I was like, oh, oh, we must be down. That's the only reason I would play that.

[Chick McGee]

And somebody changed the radio station in my car.

[Jess Hooker]

Something happened.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I thought it was interesting that we had a story about in science, they were applying so called googly eyes to various things and it was keeping animals away. But that led me to wonder, since Google is spelled the same as Barney. Google. The old cartoon strip. If they had to acquire the rights of Mr. Google and they didn't.

[Jess Hooker]

Sometimes thoughts stay in your head.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Sometimes we don't.

[Christy Lee]

And you don't have to expose them to all of us.

[Tom Griswold]

I know that.

[Josh Arnold]

Like a virus it is.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. The cultural. The cultural drought in your head.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, that's my.

[Chick McGee]

You know. And what else helps is insulting the person you're talking to. That probably slows you down, but that

[Tom Griswold]

wasn't even where I was going.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

The topic was the golden sombrero. Now, which led to Christy saying that she liked the restaurant where there was.

[Christy Lee]

I did not say that.

[Tom Griswold]

Person short of stature, you are putting

[Christy Lee]

words in my mouth.

[Chick McGee]

I said, okay, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

And I said that the sombrero is used for chips and salsa.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have at home. Do you have a sombrero that you use for guac?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I don't.

[Christy Lee]

I have a chip dip thing that looks like a sombrero.

[Jess Hooker]

That's cute. That's fine.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

You can put ceramics and dick and dip it.

[Pat Godwin]

Chips and dick.

[Tom Griswold]

I had.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Hey, John.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I might have to start going to Christie's party.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm definitely going.

[Chick McGee]

Last time I heard. Yeah, she had chips and dick down there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I hope that's guacamole on there, not just an unfortunate discharge.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't it always the case that the dick runs out before the chips?

[Christy Lee]

A lot of fun at our house.

[Chick McGee]

And don't even ask her about the sour cream, if you know what I'm talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

Where was I? Oh, so why was I mentioning this?

[Christy Lee]

You were talking about sombreros.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sombreros. I used to have a. One of those. What do you call it, Ceramic sombrero chip and dip things.

[Christy Lee]

Somebody got rid of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Caesar Chavez's picture was on its way to get rid of it over the weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Great, great. Man.

[Pat Godwin]

Man, I thought you were just talking to.

[Jess Hooker]

What are the Mexican blankets that you wear? Is that a.

[Chick McGee]

What's that called? Serape.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, I have. I have those that you put over your bottle of beer. Beer. And the bottle of beer wears them. They're cute.

[Josh Arnold]

You save them for Modelos and Corona.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have one for each. For chips and dick and do you have one. Do you have. Do you have one for. Say, if you have a Japanese beer? Do you have, like, a kimono? Do you have, like, a. For an. For Indian pale ale? Do you have, like, a Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Every now and then you get. You get us together for a lunch and everything. Well, maybe we could have a chips and dick lunch.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up here soon. That would be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll buy the chips. Chips. You bring the jam?

[Chick McGee]

No, some places have bottomless chips. Do they still sell the Giant? I'm. The nachos throw cheese on it and put in the microwave. That's what I do for nachos. So I want one of these sombreros. It would make it festive.

[Christy Lee]

It wouldn't fit in the microwave. Mine wouldn't. But I'm sure you could get a smaller one.

[Tom Griswold]

The point is, I was trying to educate.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, I was asking a question.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I was trying to educate. Ms. No conversation. Now, do you remember what the golden sombrero.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a baseball term.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. If a batter.

[Jess Hooker]

It's like a turkey in baseball or something, right?

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

If a batter strikes out four times, that's known as the golden sombrero, which I was not aware of. We were enlightened to that. And then I read that it was based on the hat trick in hockey, which is three goals. And then as Christy pointed out, that's weird because one is a positive, one is a negative. The origin of the hat trick, I couldn't stand that. I had to look it up. It's three wickets in three consecutive deliveries. In cricket, that's where the hat tricks.

[Chick McGee]

I. I did not know that spectators

[Tom Griswold]

would be impressed by someone doing that. They would collect money and bring the hat to the player.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a. There's a tradition that's not coming back giving some semi billionaire baseball player. Well, we collected 74 bucks for you.

[Chick McGee]

There you go, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice home run.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Judge, is a wicket in cricket a home run? Is that what that is?

[Josh Arnold]

Is.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the wicket in cricket, you have to stick it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. If you don't stick the wicket and cricket.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You might as well totally lick it. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And if some of the players.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a strike there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There's a picket. Yeah. That's where I was headed. I couldn't get it out.

[Josh Arnold]

But no.

[Chick McGee]

No more chips. No chicken chips.

[Tom Griswold]

Somehow this is going to end badly. I'm sorry, is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

The National Football League approved the sale of Follow me Now. And I know about this because I watch shark tank.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

NFL approved the sale 7% of the Las Vegas Raiders at an $11.1 billion valuation.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm out.

[Chick McGee]

According for that reason, I'm out. The Raiders, valued at 9.3 billion, fourth among the league's 32 teams. But obviously the price of poker went up a little bit. Based on this information, the Raiders, of course, picking Fernando Mendoza first in the NFL Draft. The league approved the sale 7% of the Raiders from controlling owner Mark Davis.

[Tom Griswold]

And they call him the Bad Haircut.

[Chick McGee]

The haircut. He sold 7% to Egon Durbin.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought. Is Tom Brady part of that deal?

[Chick McGee]

He's already. He's already in. Egon Durbin is the co. CEO of Silver Lake.

[Tom Griswold]

You know the Durban hat.

[Chick McGee]

Do not.

[Christy Lee]

That's a derby hat.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, you fill the Durban hat with bourbon. Ah, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Then you listen to Ethel Merman.

[Chick McGee]

I'll allow it. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, what else are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

We have to be careful because I got a feeling that Ms. Hooker maybe leave.

[Chick McGee]

I get the feeling.

[Jess Hooker]

One and only break today.

[Chick McGee]

She's heckling me with her eyes. Have you seen this? And also, Michael Meldman, founder and chairman of Discoveryland Company. He's also in this for some reason.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Me and Jeffrey Lyons used to do movie reviews, right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Melvin and. Yeah, Lions. Jeffrey Lyons, Michael Melvin.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that was Michael Medved. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, Sugar the surfing dog, the first canine ever inducted into the Surfers hall of Fame, has been sharked. Oh, he's dead.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second. Now, wait a second. This is a bittersweet story, but this is a great dog. He's a rescue dog. He lived to be 16, had a great life.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't gotten to that part yet. How do you know that?

[Christy Lee]

Because he reads along with you.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you didn't want to do the story. This argument earlier this morning, I mean, it's like the famous Casey case and thing. Now I got to talk about a dog dying.

[Chick McGee]

A post shared onto Sugar's Instagram. Sugar has an Instagram account and I'm finding out about it.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a member of the Surfing hall of Fame. Fame.

[Josh Arnold]

Had an Instagram.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Sugar lived to put smiles on faces. To change dog surfing forever.

[Josh Arnold]

To change dog surfing forever.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you for loving Sugar.

[Tom Griswold]

The post says, talk about bringing joy. Do we have any video of this?

[Chick McGee]

What is.

[Christy Lee]

How many dog surfers are there?

[Tom Griswold]

Look at this dog. He's having a blast.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never seen a dog look more scared.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that dog is scared. Terrified. He's on a surfboard.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way.

[Christy Lee]

And he's not hanging 10.

[Tom Griswold]

He can't hang 10 because there's a cat. See the camera on the surfboard?

[Chick McGee]

You know what? There's no doubt in my mind that dog can smell sharks in the area. Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

It also looks to be, I don't know, 30 degrees.

[Tom Griswold]

He's wearing a doggy life jacket, which I'm a big fan of, but, like, come on, doesn't that bring a little bit of joy to your life in a world that.

[Jess Hooker]

Maybe a different picture.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have the video or.

[Chick McGee]

She doesn't look quite so terrified.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a video in which.

[Christy Lee]

Does the dog stand up ever? Or does it Just lay on the board.

[Chick McGee]

Not anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

He's laying in the board. But it's. This wave is much, much bigger than I thought it was. I'm going, wow, that dog is crazy. Hanging.

[Chick McGee]

She was five time dog dog surfing champion.

[Tom Griswold]

Champion. My dog anatomy. Would a dog hang eight, right?

[Chick McGee]

I thought they had five little fingers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but isn't the one way up high?

[Chick McGee]

The dew claw?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So would that. Would a dog hang eight?

[Christy Lee]

Okay. We'll give you that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just asking.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think the judge will allow.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

She was inducted into the Surfers hall of fame. The one for people in 2000 story.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sugar lived to be 16. It would have been weird if she died of diabetes. That would have been ironic.

[Pat Godwin]

Sugar.

[Josh Arnold]

Sugar.

[Chick McGee]

Here's what I'm gonna do with this story. I'm gonna find. I'm gonna find a terror where the dog's terrified and then the dog died. And now bring up diabetes.

[Christy Lee]

I have another sweet dog story real quick.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

A lost border collie was rescued after her owner fell from a tall waterfall in New Zealand. Rescuers airlifted the dog named Molly from a rocky spot near the falls Tuesday. The crew rescued the injured hiker a week earlier but had to leave without the dog. So New Zealanders, they coughed up a bunch of money and they got the crew to fly back out there and they found her, spotted her, picked her up, and now they're reunited.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be a tough call, though. Do you take this guy that was stupid enough to bring his dog and this hike, or do we. Okay, Molly. Or do we also probably women be falling off waterfalls?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Bad drop driver.

[Tom Griswold]

The whole thing that you have a tribute to that waterfall song.

[Chick McGee]

What is that again? Waterfall. Frankly, I don't know why she's not barefoot in the kitchen.

[Christy Lee]

Actually, I don't know if it was a woman.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that is a sweet.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Isn't that sweet?

[Tom Griswold]

Nice palate cleanser. So you get away from the sugar

[Christy Lee]

dog, away from Sugar dying.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And Sugar wasn't eaten by a shark, right?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I have natural causes at the age of 16. A sweet dog.

[Chick McGee]

More sports coming up, including hit by a jet ski. Pat, would you read this head line? This story is coming up.

[Pat Godwin]

Let me see it.

[Chick McGee]

Can you see it from here? There it is. The, the. The. You can't see it from here.

[Tom Griswold]

This is live radio.

[Josh Arnold]

Read it.

[Chick McGee]

Go the headline.

[Pat Godwin]

Anthony Edwards misses opening tip at Dallas due to pregame poop.

[Chick McGee]

Pregame poop coming up. Oh, God, the tales coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Please do not blame me.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Who do we blame?

[Tom Griswold]

As editor in chief of the news and sports. Also coming up, we have some happy news. We got the.

[Chick McGee]

More dogs dying.

[Tom Griswold]

The launch coming up today of the Artemis 2.

[Christy Lee]

Would you pay $140 for an Easter bunny? A chocolate Easter bunny? Costco's selling one.

[Chick McGee]

How much is it?

[Christy Lee]

$140.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it four feet tall?

[Chick McGee]

I'm talking six feet tall.

[Christy Lee]

Then it's a big one. But we'll talk about that.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, if they do another nighttime launch, we're going to, going, I'm just going to.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? This is, this thing is like almost

[Tom Griswold]

400, but it won't be dark. Yeah, I, I went to a launch when our, when our friend Dr. David Wolf went up. A nighttime launch. It was. I know you hear the phrase a lot. The coolest thing I've ever seen.

[Chick McGee]

It's the Artemis mission.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we got, we'll tell Ms. Hooker that when we get back. She's already given up hope of, you

[Chick McGee]

know, I think I, I thought I gave up hope.

[Tom Griswold]

She's, she's, she's giving up hope, putting

[Chick McGee]

her own touch on it. That's pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

You can hope that. The more is to come. From the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

You're probably driving, working out or doing chores right now.

[Chick McGee]

Quick tip.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome Back to the Bob and Top show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. She's at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. How you doing? All right.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm doing all right.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. How are you? There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. I am chick@the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. And got a letter. Here's our leader, our captain, Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember the story yesterday about the guy getting the DUI on a horse?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he was. Apparently the cop was going this way. The guy was going that way.

[Chick McGee]

And shouldn't the horse be breathalyzed, though?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the horse wasn't intoxicated.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the horse was fine. But the person was laying on the horse. The person wasn't riding the horse it was laying on.

[Tom Griswold]

And I guess he had a bag of booze.

[Christy Lee]

Man facing DUI charges. He was riding a horse while intoxicated.

[Chick McGee]

If there's any better sleep than the drunken passed out sleep, I. I don't know what it would be.

[Christy Lee]

He was slumped over on the horse, traveling in the opposite direction of the police officer when he checked on the man. The guy said he just left the liquor store and was going home. He had a liquor bag tied to the saddle of the horse.

[Tom Griswold]

So I have a question.

[Christy Lee]

Yes?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have to call backup? Someone's got to take care of this horse.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure they have.

[Jess Hooker]

I bet the horse knows how to get home.

[Tom Griswold]

A trailer, but, I mean, they just let it go down the road.

[Christy Lee]

They have a horse.

[Chick McGee]

They have a horse trailer just for just occasion.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but he.

[Chick McGee]

This gentleman was walk, walk, walk into the liquor store.

[Christy Lee]

No, he was riding right

[Chick McGee]

into the liquor store.

[Tom Griswold]

This is an elaborate setup for Mr. Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But I do have a letter. This comes to us from Iowa.

[Chick McGee]

And just like that, the moment's gone.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. It says, good morning. As for being drunk on a horse, no, you cannot be drunk, drunk and ride a horse. I received a public intoxication ticket while on a horse.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

As for falling off, it hurts like hell, especially if the ground is hard. That's our letter.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Presumably the ground is going to be hard if a horse can walk on it, I guess. But.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you don't see a lot of horses trotting in bogs.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes it's a modern day, you know. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

A horse is a mudder. A mudder. His father was a mother.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

His mother was a mudder.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Depending on the weather, it's a mudder. So, Pat, I thought it was gonna give you an opportunity to dip into.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Pat, he just. He's enjoying the show.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a good show. Music animal.

[Chick McGee]

I forgot Dylan.

[Pat Godwin]

So that was drunk, too drunk to see. Now I got on a horsey and I'm up riding to the liquor store. You can sing along with me if you want. Now ride, ride, riding to the liquor store. Come on, sing along with me. Now ride, ride, riding to the liquor store. One more time and we're out. Now ride, ride, riding to the liquor store. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, thanks, Axel.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the. That's the guns. The Guns and Roses version.

[Christy Lee]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Four Roses.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Minnesota Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards. They call him Ant. That's not even trying to come up with a nickname. Call him Aunt. He's missed multiple games due to an injury, but that injury. But that's not why he missed the opening tip off of this week's game against Dallas. When asked why Edwards was not on the floor, Timberwolves coach Chris Finch responded. Nature calls, I guess. Ant later confirmed, telling reporters in the locker room, yeah, I was taking a.

[Christy Lee]

We call that a comfort break.

[Chick McGee]

And he said, he said the word, but they're all men in the locker room.

[Tom Griswold]

The coach had the decency to word it.

[Chick McGee]

And nature called.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Plenty of time to warm up and sure. Does that count as a double double.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Tom El Duce. I'd have to. I'd have to get a look at what he was working with there would have.

[Tom Griswold]

Would have been. Would have been funnier if he'd been on the Nuggets.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

Don't laugh at that.

[Josh Arnold]

Jason, our producer, loved.

[Pat Godwin]

He's howling in there.

[Josh Arnold]

He's clapping.

[Chick McGee]

He was. Standing ovation. Standing ovation.

[Jess Hooker]

You're a child.

[Tom Griswold]

And this just goes to my whole thing about the NBA. They're paying them too much. They should only pay the winning team.

[Chick McGee]

There's.

[Christy Lee]

What's that got to do with him having to go to the bathroom before you go?

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing.

[Christy Lee]

There's not a.

[Jess Hooker]

You never had to go in the middle of the show.

[Chick McGee]

Damn thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It happens.

[Christy Lee]

No, really.

[Chick McGee]

Not in 50 years.

[Christy Lee]

No, not that one. That's not true.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely true.

[Josh Arnold]

You have come in here before and be like, I just ruined the bathroom. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

What am I supposed to say when I'm in there masturbating? I can't tell you. I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

And you didn't want to do. And you didn't want to do the story.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hey, look. Stupid world record. An Australian golfer has achieved the Guinness World Record for the fastest golf drive.

[Tom Griswold]

This is really stupid.

[Jess Hooker]

Glad we're reading it.

[Chick McGee]

Thomas Flynnix. F L I N I K S Flynnix. Eh.

[Ali Breen]

Flynnix.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a weird name.

[Christy Lee]

It is weird.

[Chick McGee]

Flynnix. Tom hit a golf ball at a speed of 235.1 mph to officially claim the title.

[Tom Griswold]

He could have.

[Chick McGee]

He could.

[Tom Griswold]

With a speed like that, he could qualify at Indy.

[Christy Lee]

What did he hit it with?

[Chick McGee]

A golf club.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, what's bogus about this in my mind is this is where you hit it into a screen, wasn't there?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, there's a simulator.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a simulator.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's not got a gun on it. Oh, I see.

[Josh Arnold]

So simulator's I guarantee more accurate.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean how far would it go?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

And how accurate would the shot.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't matter.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They weren't. He wasn't going for.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you don't get awarded the guy that wins the Masters this year isn't going to win it because he hit it fast.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but this is the. This is this record.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, but just based on that guy's haircut. I don't want anything to do.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't look at his haircut. Look at his.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he does have a monster.

[Jess Hooker]

He has got a nice leg.

[Chick McGee]

Damn.

[Tom Griswold]

The Hitler youth haircut kind of takes away some.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not even that.

[Chick McGee]

It's weird tell you put.

[Josh Arnold]

You could put a drink be a military guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah. The. I don't. I just think it's kind of a bogus record.

[Christy Lee]

It's not the record.

[Tom Griswold]

You're thinking he's the other dads at putt putt were pissed. Is there a fast putting record? Put it that way. See, that would be equally stupid. Although I guess the person to do the fastest 18 holes and putt putt and get all hole into one.

[Chick McGee]

Remember? Wasn't there some guy who did trick shots at the charity thing and drove a golf ball through a phone book?

[Josh Arnold]

No way.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I. I think I saw

[Tom Griswold]

the guy that saw it. He had a. He had the club. The head of a golf club on a hose.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he was. And he was a better shot and

[Chick McGee]

it was totally limp and. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he was amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Amazing shots.

[Jess Hooker]

Fine.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like the Harlem Globetrotters of golf. Except white guys.

[Chick McGee]

He had the comedy. He. It was a great act. Yeah, great act. Well, I enjoyed it though. The Harlem Globe Trotter.

[Josh Arnold]

We know he said. Except white guys.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I was trying.

[Christy Lee]

We were trying to gloss over that.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, the more we pointed

[Josh Arnold]

out, the quicker he gets cancelled.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what he's trying to do at

[Tom Griswold]

this point this week, Tiger got the worst drive of the week. How about that?

[Chick McGee]

How about. You know what? I think my dog said that to me when he was watching the news report.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what's coming up in the news, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

We have a NASA team going to the moon. The moon.

[Chick McGee]

NASA team going to the moon. They got to get in orbit. And they're going to.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, are you aware that as such, as Chick Magee pointed out, this is the. There's. There's four astronauts, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's a special grouping of three plus one three American, because you got. You got one blonde, one black, one white dude, white guy and a Canadian.

[Jess Hooker]

When you say one blonde, one black, you mean brunette or do you mean.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, African American. Because this is the mod.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably when he just says black.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's the Model Squad. Did you ever see the Mod Squad?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Lincoln Hayes.

[Jess Hooker]

No, no, no. I have no idea what the Mod Squad is.

[Tom Griswold]

It defines diversity in our culture.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

We've come a long way since the 70s or whatever you're talking about right now.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a breakthrough television.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know how I don't know it.

[Chick McGee]

I really don't get across to you how long ago that was.

[Tom Griswold]

You're the one that brought up that it was the Mod Squad of astronauts.

[Chick McGee]

Only because I'm talking to you

[Christy Lee]

50 plus years ago.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, was it really?

[Tom Griswold]

And that was. That was an historic moment in American television. This is an historic moment with NASA.

[Chick McGee]

It was room 222 and he slid right into the Mod Squad. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

Good stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, we'll be reviewing

[Christy Lee]

Was Married to Quincy Jones. That might be a little.

[Chick McGee]

And this is the music from Mod Squad.

[Jess Hooker]

Again, only because I work here. Do I know what this is?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I know Peggy Lipton was very hot and her daughter is.

[Chick McGee]

There they are.

[Jess Hooker]

Was she murdered?

[Christy Lee]

Michael Cole? No. No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God, no. What do you know about Peggy Lipton?

[Jess Hooker]

I just feel like there are a lot of blonde women that look like that were murdered.

[Josh Arnold]

Looks like Sharon Tate.

[Chick McGee]

She really does.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Link still with us?

[Chick McGee]

He was in that Prince movie. I'm not sure. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice hair.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't he Prince's dad? And when Dubs granted, yes, he was.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The movie was Giovanni Ribisi, Omar Epps, and My so Called Life, Claire Danes. Claire Danes.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. Claire Danes, a killer actress, was in the Mod Squad movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a guy.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fun, but that's what's going up to the moon with a Canadian guy.

[Christy Lee]

And we'll have all the details coming up.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

Lisa Del Toro plays a Canadian guy. That's so good.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna go to my happy place.

[Tom Griswold]

We're right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Well worth it.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. I thought one of these mornings we should try Happy talk for like a break, see?

[Josh Arnold]

Will you get it started here during the intro?

[Chick McGee]

Hi, good morning. We're the Boba top Show here the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, Chrissy, but is that a new top?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, thank you for noticing. You look very handsome.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thank you, Chrissy. I try. There's our lovely friend Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

God, it's finally starting to heat up out there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man, it's been a long cold. We're Jess Hooker's here. Good.

[Jess Hooker]

Good morning.

[Chick McGee]

There she is. Is Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, my man, my alarm went off this morning. I thought I don't want to get out of bed. But then I remembered I get to see you. Boy, did I run to that show.

[Tom Griswold]

That's I had a turgent throbbing member and there's a.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, great job of the sports story.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, whatever your name is. I'm Chick. Oh, Happy talk. Hi, Tom. Good morning, buddy. How are you? What can I do for you? What can I do you for?

[Tom Griswold]

I decided today we need to educate Ms. Hood Booker on a variety of things because.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Educating Rita because.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, who's that? Peter o'. Toole.

[Tom Griswold]

And are you a fan of the space program?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. For the sake of this conversation. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the Artemis learned to speed things along.

[Christy Lee]

Artemis 2 mission to travel around the moon is set to launch this evening. Astronauts to the moon reported the moon rocket was doing well on the pad. Weather looking promising. The forecasters put the odds of favorable conditions at 80%. That's pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

They seem to be in a bad mood today. Are you on the pad?

[Jess Hooker]

That was last week.

[Christy Lee]

The four astronauts assigned to the Artemis 2 mission.

[Tom Griswold]

I was ending happy talk.

[Christy Lee]

Will travel around the moon without landing or even orbiting and come straight back. Well, they're going up and slingshotting back. It's not like they're not. Not going to go around it.

[Tom Griswold]

But they're not doing it full or orbit.

[Christy Lee]

No. The four assigned to the Artemis 2 mission will become the first lunar visitors.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Since Apollo 17 in 1972, the Artemis

[Chick McGee]

2 space launch system, the SLS rocket is 322ft tall.

[Christy Lee]

Big.

[Chick McGee]

And we all know that 300ft is. That's a football field, I believe, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

They're strapped in. Up there. This is amazing.

[Jess Hooker]

What's the purpose if they're just.

[Christy Lee]

They're just. They're just making.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the first test test. And then ideally, what are we testing for the rocket? Couple missions down, when they go around

[Chick McGee]

the moon, they honk and it scatters the creatures. And that's so we can land.

[Josh Arnold]

This is the beginning. Please correct me if I'm wrong here. Isn't this like step one of building something up there?

[Chick McGee]

A station on the way to Mars?

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently they haven't perfected what will be the landing craft.

[Jess Hooker]

That's the important part.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, getting up there is also tricky.

[Chick McGee]

Well, because they've never really been to the moon. So what. This is common knowledge.

[Christy Lee]

I don't understand why we had to start from ground zero when we already had the aircraft. The aircraft, the spacecraft that would get us there. Apollo did a fine job.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's this different technology. Do you realize you. You have a better computer on your phone than they had when they got to the moon.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I understand.

[Tom Griswold]

That's how amazing, amazing the technology is. So the, the larger point here is this is as I was saying earlier, with the help of Chick McGee. This is the mod squad.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Crew of this spacecraft.

[Chick McGee]

I helped Tom and. Because what are you people doing?

[Tom Griswold]

The Mod Squad enduring. The motto of the show was one. Was it one white, one black, one blonde?

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And then in this case there's four of them and the fourth guy is a Canadian dude. So that's.

[Jess Hooker]

That's another white.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Going to break it down.

[Tom Griswold]

Your assumption is correct.

[Christy Lee]

How about maybe French Canadian?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

One white, one black, one blonde, one Canuck.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think Canuck would. Is that's considered an insult?

[Josh Arnold]

A. I don't know about that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They seem pretty friendly. I know.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I think it's how you put it.

[Tom Griswold]

They were.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, you're.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

You're a great Canuck.

[Chick McGee]

You're a nutty Canuck.

[Tom Griswold]

This piece of Canuck that came, he's a veteran. Jeremy Hansen, Royal Canadian Air Force veteran on the lunar mission.

[Chick McGee]

There they are.

[Christy Lee]

Blonde. Who's the blonde?

[Pat Godwin]

Where's the blonde?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a bad photograph.

[Josh Arnold]

Her hair.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a Christina. Christina Coke.

[Chick McGee]

That's in the words of Josh. Well, that's a fella.

[Tom Griswold]

She has the record for the longest continuous space flight by a woman. 328 days. Did the first all female spacewalk.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, handsome group.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't know what you're thinking about the spacewalk, but I like this. I just love this spacewalk. I hope we get to go on a space. This is the all female spacewalk. I don't know which one.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't know why she got to go and I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

You know why I'm playing this music?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

It's great music for those of us who know why. Don't really know why.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know all about it, and I'm puzzled.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the theme song to a great television show called the Wild Wild

[Chick McGee]

west with an insufferable person. It was Robert Conrad.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's a great TV show. His sidekick was named Artemis Gordon.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Like the Artemis spacecraft. That's where they got there.

[Christy Lee]

That is not where they got the name.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they should have because. And then there's.

[Chick McGee]

He's going to go online and find mind. Oddly enough, NASA chose one of their favorite television shows, the Wild Artemis, the

[Tom Griswold]

moon God, the twin of God.

[Chick McGee]

Artemis is the goddess of Zeus and

[Christy Lee]

Leto, twin of Apollo. Got it.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, it's exciting. It's gonna happen in theory. Today.

[Jess Hooker]

Is the weather good?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, 80%.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, great.

[Chick McGee]

624 Eastern.

[Jess Hooker]

Really excited.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this is fun.

[Jess Hooker]

Where can I watch it? NASA.com.

[Christy Lee]

sure.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll.

[Chick McGee]

It'll be on.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll be on.

[Christy Lee]

It'll be on tv.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

It will be.

[Chick McGee]

And Tom, you said you're getting a moon cake.

[Christy Lee]

A moon cake?

[Tom Griswold]

What's a moon cake?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I thought you were having a big party with the kids and the moon cake and all.

[Josh Arnold]

You going to sit your kids down to watch it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, they'll. They won't want to watch it. They don't get it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's history.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but you know what?

[Chick McGee]

It's best to not ruin. Really parent. Just let them do. Just let them do what they want to do. Just hope for the best.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday I had one of those moments where one of my daughters was with. She's 10. She's walking by with one of her friends.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

With a jar full of Sharpies.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love. I got. I have.

[Jess Hooker]

What are those gonna bleed through on?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, those are full of Sharpies.

[Christy Lee]

Permanent markers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they don't come off the furniture. I. I snatched those and gave them the waterproof kind of whatever the water.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Josh. He snatched. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Let's move. Christy, what have you got over there? Give me a short one.

[Christy Lee]

April's full moon. Full pink moon will rise in the night sky tonight.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The moon will not be a different color. Rather Its rosy name pays tribute to the early spring bloom of flocks. Or they call it Flocks Subulate.

[Josh Arnold]

You know that Nick Drake song, Pink Moon?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's as lovely as it gets.

[Chick McGee]

Love the Nick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the one after he wrote I didn't like.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

I like Stink Moon.

[Josh Arnold]

Stink Moon is an Asgard.

[Tom Griswold]

One in the pink, think, and then followed by one.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? When you say it, you don't have to go back and cover it again. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Flocks is a wildflower species native to eastern North America that typically flowers around April's full moon. Which, if you have phlox in your yard, it's probably blooming now.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's not pink.

[Christy Lee]

The moon will not be pink. No, I'm just bringing.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be a good name for a band.

[Chick McGee]

Bummer. Pink Moon.

[Tom Griswold]

Pink Moon.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Pink Floyd, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on.

[Chick McGee]

And Dark side of the Moon. Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe a Pink Floyd cover. Rubber band.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yeah, that would work.

[Tom Griswold]

Pink Moon be good for gay werewolves.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I need to tell you about now?

[Christy Lee]

Please tell me anything.

[Chick McGee]

It's simply safe.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna listen.

[Josh Arnold]

I was a teenage gay werewolf.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

I have an update on the Artemis launch.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you got?

[Christy Lee]

They just got the green light to start tanking. That means, of course, filling 700,000 gallons of fuel into the rocket.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why they're shooting it off today, because the price of gasoline, by the time they do it next week, the way things are going, it's going to be another two bucks over.

[Chick McGee]

But don't you hope as the fuel's going in every gallon, it's right.

[Tom Griswold]

That would.

[Chick McGee]

That would be fun. I'd like to see those days.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that noise? Let's. What is that over there?

[Chick McGee]

That's my bell. It's not my bell. I don't know where it's been.

[Tom Griswold]

I can barely.

[Christy Lee]

I'm back with Easter news.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, wouldn't that be funny if when they were moving the rocket, it had to go over.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, back up.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it had to go over a hose that would go ding.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The attendant would come out to start the.

[Chick McGee]

Fueling that one away. Right. Because we all.

[Christy Lee]

We don't have attendance. Except for New Jersey. Right.

[Chick McGee]

And Oregon.

[Christy Lee]

Oregon or something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you buy one of those for your driveway?

[Chick McGee]

A ding ding.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, you can.

[Tom Griswold]

A dinging hose.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You know what else you can get? Stop sticks and put them at the end of your driveway.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool.

[Chick McGee]

Put some grass over them.

[Christy Lee]

The Amazon guy may not like you very much, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Just checking. We're gonna come right back. By the way, coming up, Ali Breen with Sexy T Time. We got another kid in. Another kid in the claw machine. And we have the favorite candy of Easter. I'm very surprised at the winner. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. She's at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick [e-mail] sports desk. And here he is, our president, our founder, our leader, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like Czar. At some point. Sounds too ethnic.

[Chick McGee]

Would you go TS or cz?

[Tom Griswold]

Neither. I'm kidding. All right, Just me. Your. Your worship Your majesty, your worship. Is that.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's Western.

[Chick McGee]

I know. A religious, kind of exalted one.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good, your worship. Enlightened one, let's see. That's Christy Lee over there. I can see her. What's going on at the news desk?

[Christy Lee]

Well, it is Holy Week, which means Holy Week is coming up on Sunday day. And the new data out there, you

[Chick McGee]

know what Friday is?

[Christy Lee]

Good Friday.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's good Good Friday.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I gotta text my aunt to tell her I'm not coming.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

My aunt texted all of us and said, hey, come to our house on Easter. And I. I can't make it, so I need to.

[Chick McGee]

Can I. Can I go?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man.

[Chick McGee]

Want to go to Aunt Jan's? Take your Aunt Jan. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Uncle Gary.

[Chick McGee]

Jan and Gary.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that sounds like fun.

[Chick McGee]

Is there.

[Tom Griswold]

There a.

[Chick McGee]

Is there an Easter egg hunt there?

[Tom Griswold]

A ham.

[Josh Arnold]

There is an Easter egg hunt and ham and ham sandwiches.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's the. No, that's the best way to have ham. Yeah, it's delicious like that. A big sandwich with crunchy bread.

[Christy Lee]

No, that's the day after Easter dinner.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have a ham sandwich.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a lunch. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

It's a lunch.

[Chick McGee]

Not even a dinner.

[Tom Griswold]

Noon.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what you eat. Easter dinner.

[Chick McGee]

Is it a buffet type?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, buffet type. So the ham is made and sliced and then there. And then you can pick your bread and your cheese and you make whatever.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that makes.

[Josh Arnold]

And then there's usually cheesy potato casserole.

[Chick McGee]

And what do you. What do you do for. What do you cook for Easter?

[Jess Hooker]

Lamb.

[Chick McGee]

Lamb.

[Jess Hooker]

Lamb is what we're having.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You ever have lamb for Easter?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we're having lamb.

[Tom Griswold]

Last time I had lamb, I was staring at. It was at my sister's house, and at the time, she lived next to a farm. She was on a farm. And we're literally eating lamb. And she goes, oh, it's from over there.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The sheep were grazing right there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's fresh farm to table.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Kind of depressing.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. What? Here's a. There's a joke here somewhere. A lamb wearing a bell Lama llama. Ding dong.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

If. If the Dalai Lama joke.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, there.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't that the famous Carson joke too, Sis boomba.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a class.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Sheep exploding. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They can barely keep it together.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the Dalai Lama a vegetable vegetarian?

[Pat Godwin]

I think.

[Christy Lee]

I think he is.

[Chick McGee]

I think he was.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that's. What a dragon.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, he is.

[Christy Lee]

Was. They're always.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, I come from the future.

[Christy Lee]

There's just different ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's still with us.

[Pat Godwin]

There's different ones?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's more than $1.

[Jess Hooker]

They pick them when they're.

[Christy Lee]

And, you know, when they're babies, you

[Chick McGee]

know what they do? They bring the next llama in, and there's personal effects from the previous llama. And if the new llama comes in and picks out, he's the new llama.

[Christy Lee]

Reincarnation deed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, well, not only do you have ham on Easter, but we always have Easter baskets. Right. That means candy. According to Inner body, Americans spend more than $3 billion on Easter candy every year.

[Chick McGee]

Let me stop you right there. It better not be Peeps making it

[Christy Lee]

one of the biggest candy buying moments of the year outside of Halloween. Search trends show America's favorite Easter candy is is Peeps.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Can't be.

[Christy Lee]

Number two is the chocolate bunny.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Solid or hollow?

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't matter. I go solid.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, solid's way better.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When you're a kid, there's nothing more

[Chick McGee]

depressing than, you know what?

[Tom Griswold]

You bite into that bunny and it's hollow.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I did is you take the hollow bunny and stuff it with peanut butter.

[Josh Arnold]

That is good right here.

[Tom Griswold]

I would argue that the best Easter candy of those Reese's eggs.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're pretty good. They're number five on the list.

[Chick McGee]

We got a whole freezer full of them. I mean, they're not in.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you feel about the Cadbury eggs?

[Josh Arnold]

Is that I love them.

[Chick McGee]

Nope.

[Christy Lee]

I love Cadbury caramel eggs.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Not the cream ones.

[Chick McGee]

Tell it, sister.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there an issue with the viscosity, if you will, of the cream and a cadmium?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

It's thick.

[Josh Arnold]

It's thick and rich.

[Chick McGee]

It dribbles down your chin as you're eating.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, I'm just saying.

[Christy Lee]

Number three is jelly belly. Number four, Swedish fish. Number five, Reese's eggs, the five candies that round out the bottom of the list.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you hear?

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear Reese's Eggs?

[Christy Lee]

I know Reese's.

[Josh Arnold]

You can take the girl out of the trailer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right. I've never seen.

[Tom Griswold]

What are the Swedish fish? I'm not.

[Christy Lee]

They're Swedish fish gummies. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Never heard tell of them.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

They're delicious.

[Christy Lee]

Number one, the Cadbury creme egg is the one that is the least favorite.

[Chick McGee]

I don't doubt it.

[Christy Lee]

Number two, Jolly Rancher gummies, the Jordan almond. Number three, Michael Jordan almond. No, I don't think Michael Jordan. They're coated.

[Jess Hooker]

White coated.

[Pat Godwin]

They're dunked in chocolate. Michael Jordan.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's funny.

[Christy Lee]

The Easter M M. No, those are good.

[Chick McGee]

Good.

[Josh Arnold]

They are good.

[Christy Lee]

They're great.

[Tom Griswold]

How do they. How do they differ? I'm sorry?

[Christy Lee]

They're just pastel colors.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I thought. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Instead of your primary, there's.

[Tom Griswold]

Never mind my idea.

[Jess Hooker]

There are no bunnies in them.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was going to go the other way.

[Chick McGee]

You know.

[Christy Lee]

What does that mean?

[Chick McGee]

Jesus.

[Pat Godwin]

Hold on. Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

You know what kind of turd joke?

[Tom Griswold]

The, the, the. No, no, I was going to go the. The Eminem rosary. And you eat them after each Hail.

[Chick McGee]

Jesus couldn't. Oh, Jesus couldn't eat M M's. They kept falling through.

[Tom Griswold]

I wasn't going to go there.

[Pat Godwin]

You going to mass on Easter?

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Did you get ashes? Did I missed it Wednesday?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, I. After I left here, so you wouldn't have seen him.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Did the. Did you have to hold back your bangs or do they. Do they have an assistant do that?

[Christy Lee]

They just go one day like that.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, ultimately they just say Moses and they part themselves.

[Chick McGee]

Bravo. Second.

[Tom Griswold]

The second pizza. Indelible.

[Chick McGee]

You know, what if we get one every two hours?

[Announcer]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

That's wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

If you, if you are one of those fans of the chocolate Easter bunny, Costco has a $140 ten pound bunny.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

That you are being instructed to use a hammer, mallet, or rolling pin to smash if you want to eat it. The serving size is 151. You can serve the whole family. We have a picture of it if you'd like to see. You can see the woman standing next to the. Or the.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it, three, four feet tall?

[Chick McGee]

Huge. Well, wait a minute. But odds are she's pretty small.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she's a. Yeah, but it's still

[Tom Griswold]

almost as tall as she is. And she looks like she's a teenager.

[Josh Arnold]

Looks like it's hollow, doesn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Does look hollow, don't you? It features white, dark and milk chocolate. And apparently Pete the Bunny is. What it's called, is quite the hit at Costco.

[Chick McGee]

Where's the dark chocolate?

[Christy Lee]

You can see the eyes are dark, the whiskers.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's the kind you can't have your dogs eat.

[Chick McGee]

Eat.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Dark chocolate. Well, they shouldn't eat any chocolate.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it depends on the size.

[Christy Lee]

And it depends on how much and how big the dog is. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because my dogs would love to eat a rabbit. A live one. They Chase them.

[Chick McGee]

Do your dogs know when there's a rabbit outside and they're laying in the house? Yeah, my dog.

[Tom Griswold]

They walk over to the window and they make that sound.

[Chick McGee]

No, they don't have mine don't need to see it. Mine goes to the door and raises hell if I don't let her out. And she smells it.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

So I, I still am not a big on the peeps. I'm.

[Jess Hooker]

I love.

[Pat Godwin]

I like them.

[Tom Griswold]

How can that be number one?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think peeps are bought. I don't think they're. I don't know if this is the most eaten Christmas or Easter candy.

[Josh Arnold]

Some people use them as like a garnish.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Everybody puts peeps in Easter baskets. I think that's because of tradition.

[Tom Griswold]

Does anybody make that fake grass that you can eat or is it all just. Just that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, there's a, like a licorice version like the.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really? Oh, that's cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And are the, Are the peeps different flavors or just different colors?

[Christy Lee]

Different colors.

[Jess Hooker]

I believe they have different flavors now. Yeah, they have two different flavors.

[Christy Lee]

What are the flavors?

[Jess Hooker]

One of it's like a cotton candy. There's.

[Christy Lee]

It's.

[Jess Hooker]

It's just more sweet. It's not anything that different.

[Chick McGee]

Like chocolate peeps.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

There's hot water that you drink.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Hooker, you missed this yesterday. Yeah, maybe you didn't. The. No, you didn't. You. Off the air. We were talking about this dyeing egg technique.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. With the onion skins with onion skin.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a natural, natural way to do it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Lots of different.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Vegetables and scraps that you can use to dye your eggs different colors.

[Tom Griswold]

Really cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Juice. You can put bee juice in there too and make them a little bit more purpley color.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of fun. As opposed to. You know, when I was little, you had to, you had to get like vinegar and you had to boil water.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't you go on an all beat diet Diet?

[Tom Griswold]

There, There was a time I was doing a lot of beet and carrot juice and my hands turned orange.

[Chick McGee]

And what, what did the beet.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if you would. If you do a lot of beet juice, you're gonna see it coming out and it looks like you're bleeding rectally. I'm. I'm not kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, what about the states that have the highest overall Easter candy interest? I don't know if this means they buy it or they eat it or whatever, but they have the interest in it.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell does that mean?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Number one is the state of me. Michigan. They apparently love their Easter candy. Followed by Pennsylvania, Ohio, Tennessee, Wisconsin, Illinois, North Carolina, Massachusetts, Minnesota. So it's Midwest for the most part. Yeah. The 10 states with the lowest overall Easter candy interest include Wyoming, Hawaii, District of Columbia, Montana, Alaska, South Dakota, Vermont, North Dakota, New Mexico and Rhode Island.

[Chick McGee]

So Hawaii is another whole country, though. Come on, now.

[Christy Lee]

By the time the bunnies get there, they're melted.

[Chick McGee]

Never think about that?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I never thought about it.

[Christy Lee]

And it's hot. It's sunny, warm. I can't keep the bunnies melting.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you guys had this KitKat bunny?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

It's a good product.

[Chick McGee]

It's really.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good.

[Christy Lee]

I like the Santas. I got those fresh.

[Jess Hooker]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the Kit Kat bunny?

[Jess Hooker]

It's their Easter.

[Chick McGee]

It's shaped like a.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you break it off?

[Christy Lee]

No, you can break the ears off.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, but it doesn't.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of.

[Chick McGee]

They're a little.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of solid.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you hear about that? We. Last week we had the big Kit kat theft. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

40 tons or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Seriously.

[Tom Griswold]

A truck full.

[Christy Lee]

It was going from Italy to Portugal.

[Tom Griswold]

Cat was hijacked.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it didn't crash in a highway and went all over the road.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that we. Then Pat would have a song about it.

[Chick McGee]

I know, but he didn't accompany.

[Christy Lee]

He said he's never had a KitKat.

[Pat Godwin]

I never have.

[Jess Hooker]

Here you go.

[Pat Godwin]

No, that's not in my diet. I'm not taking a bite of that and ruin my streak.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Jesus.

[Chick McGee]

What streak?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, what streak?

[Pat Godwin]

I was on a streak.

[Chick McGee]

Deep throat that. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How was that?

[Pat Godwin]

It's pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Keep eating them. It's. They're delightful.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think. You think in Hawaii they have Spam rabbits?

[Christy Lee]

Spam?

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure someone Spam bunnies.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you mean.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet someone makes one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, for fun.

[Jess Hooker]

I've never had Spam.

[Chick McGee]

It's pretty good. Sometimes. It's all. Sometimes slides right in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's the only thing that'll scratch that itch.

[Jess Hooker]

Didn't my grandpa used to make Spam gravy?

[Chick McGee]

We put Spam and cheese in the microwave and watched Bugs Bunny cartoons. Didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

It was amazing.

[Jess Hooker]

How high were you guys?

[Chick McGee]

We weren't high. We just enjoyed. We just let Bugs Bunny watch washovers.

[Christy Lee]

A different kind of chocolate is in the news today, too. Called sex chocolate. Have you heard of this chocolate? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it for the bedroom?

[Christy Lee]

The company has recalled their sex chocolate due to undeclared erectile dysfunction drugs.

[Tom Griswold]

We keep getting these stories. They keep sneaking that stuff into stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. According to the fda, Gear Aisle is voluntarily recalling two of its products that were found to contain siladinfil and tadalafil. The agency warned the ingredients may interact with some prescription drugs leading to a dangerous drop in your blood pressure, which we all know is bad. They are Gold Lion Aphrodisiac Chocolate Male Enhancement Sachet.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great easy name to remember.

[Christy Lee]

And Ilium Sex Chocolate Male Sexual Enhancement Booster. If you have these products, you're gonna have to return them.

[Tom Griswold]

In my experience, the sexiest candy, at least in my experience with ladies, is payday.

[Josh Arnold]

100 grand. That goes over well.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Just money hungry.

[Chick McGee]

Now, there's a name for a bank. Money hungry horse.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Hooker, you ever look at a Snickers bar and go, that is really veiny?

[Chick McGee]

Somebody did, every time I eat one.

[Christy Lee]

Milky Ways are like that too.

[Chick McGee]

Like realistic veins.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What's that about?

[Jess Hooker]

Baby Ruth.

[Tom Griswold]

Great song, though. I forget the name of the band. I like Sex and Candy.

[Pat Godwin]

Macy's Playground.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Marcy Playground.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great song.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll dig that up for you. Now, what's. What else is. What else is coming up in the news, Christine.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have vodka shots if you're waiting in line at tsa.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

One guy over here. We have a kid that was stuck in a claw machine. We'll talk about that.

[Tom Griswold]

We got sexy time with Ali Breen. We got a little history for you.

[Chick McGee]

You know, this goes with the trucks that carry money around. I'm sounding more and more like.

[Christy Lee]

Like a Brinks truck.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. And the doors flying open. That keeps happening. Now the kids are stuck in claw machines. That keeps happening. What's going on? Tom? Help me.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't know. How does that happen?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how they get in there. The in. Well, you gotta be a pretty small kid.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you mean runts. That's a candy, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Well, they have kids.

[Josh Arnold]

Small kids.

[Chick McGee]

Right. The runt of the litter.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's not. That's not.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the wrong one.

[Chick McGee]

That's not the hit. I'm kind of scared, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's two songs called Sex and Candy.

[Josh Arnold]

That was a cover.

[Pat Godwin]

Same song.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is it. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Downtown by myself. And I had so much.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a great song.

[Chick McGee]

Just sit down, think about myself. And then there she was. There she was. Yeah, she was like double cherry pie. Yeah, there she was. Like strawberry punch. Like disco super fly. Here it comes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that is great singing. Okay. I'm sorry, Christy. I got off track.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Don't look at me. Look at him. His dogs are barking.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, your dogs are barking.

[Tom Griswold]

I know you're. I know your belly was aching and you're.

[Josh Arnold]

I got it.

[Tom Griswold]

Your glutea cleft be.

[Josh Arnold]

Itching is the place to go. Look, feet get tired, my friends, don't they.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, Josh. I don't know what to do.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, a little bit of history lesson for you. And let's see, we already covered the surfing dog. Oh, and the kid in the claw machine. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom.com

[Tom Griswold]

so much.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee. Hey, here I am at the news Center. Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Got your guitar?

[Christy Lee]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

Can you pick it up and get it over there? Yeah. Or is it hurt?

[Christy Lee]

We're gonna do it. He's gonna do a song. Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Very cool. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

I like it when you guys direct, Pat.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I take direction well.

[Chick McGee]

Where you been, boy? There's Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick [e-mail] sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. It's time for more education. We've learned about the golden sombrero.

[Christy Lee]

Is that our history lesson?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, April. It's April 1st.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't mean we're gonna let that start. I got that.

[Chick McGee]

All right. You think we planned this?

[Tom Griswold]

The tradition of April Fool's Day. According to this account, it started in 1700.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's nice to know there was. There were fools back then. And I'm not sure why you're irritated.

[Christy Lee]

What was the first April Fool's joke? I mean, why is it, hey, your

[Tom Griswold]

wife died of smallpox. Box. Just kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Why are you all.

[Josh Arnold]

Something happened, didn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Dying.

[Christy Lee]

Something happened.

[Chick McGee]

What's going on over there?

[Tom Griswold]

That's stupid. There's always, you know, some dumb radio station will do some fake story that. And then everyone believes, hey, the earth is flat. They did the one. They did the one where the. I remember years ago, they were saying that belt. They. This was press release that women were having their belly buttons removed by plastic surgeons.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was. It was very widely circulated.

[Jess Hooker]

They do have belly button tattoos now for women who want to like, make their belly button visible, like on their midriff, depending. And you can like put it on.

[Chick McGee]

Do they have to be Audis?

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's just.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you make it into a big eye, you know? You know, so I imagine you move

[Christy Lee]

your belly button or it's the same belly button. You just put a tattoo over it or.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's a. Yeah. So say that you have high rise jeans that covers your natural belly button.

[Chick McGee]

I have high rise jeans.

[Jess Hooker]

If you're wearing a mid drift and you want your belly button, you want a belly button to show you put the tattoo on your mid drift.

[Pat Godwin]

Weird.

[Christy Lee]

Is it? So it's not permanent?

[Jess Hooker]

No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm sorry. It's temporary.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. I was going to say, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I think if that came on Shark Tank, I'd say I'm out. Yeah. I think the, the, the demand for fake belly buttons, that's not going to be a big. I got to gross. A lot of big bucks. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Never know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's. So anyway, so I'm going back to 1700.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

But you didn't say why it started Joan of Arkpol.

[Chick McGee]

And you didn't say, is it 1700

[Christy Lee]

or is it 17 in the 1700s.

[Chick McGee]

I just don't know the year.

[Tom Griswold]

This says it was popularized in 1700. Now maybe they mean the entire century. I don't. I mean in those days, probably a big prank was. I took a bath. Just kidding. Okay, let's see. Oh, this is famous. A famous prank.

[Christy Lee]

This is. It goes back to 1582.

[Tom Griswold]

The only one who will remember this. They're wrong. The only one who'll remember this is Pat. In 1970, John Lennon and Yoko owner had a press release saying they were having dual sex change operations.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I had not heard about that.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know about that. All right, well, if you've seen Yoko and John naked back then, really wouldn't be that difficult of a swap.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of bush down there.

[Chick McGee]

Did that trouble you? Is that where that. That imprinting started? The Yoko Harry like that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no. I told you where that started.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. The. You stayed over at your friend's house and his mom got in the show hour with you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I remember that. My buddy Andy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And his mom was redhead.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

They reenacted every and Tom's bush level.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Little eyes were.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'll kill you. Let's see. 1976, Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak founded Apple Inc. In a garage.

[Chick McGee]

The Steve's. That's right.

[Ali Breen]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

It did. Okay. Google introduced Gmail on the state in 2004.

[Christy Lee]

Man, change the world.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is controversial. In 2017, Bob Dylan received the Nobel Prize for Literature in a private ceremony. Which in with all of his artistry, he really isn't a literary figure in my mind. No one goes in.

[Chick McGee]

What did Bob say when he got the. The award? Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

Goodbye.

[Tom Griswold]

This is like giving Neil Patrick Harris a medical award because he portrayed Doogie Howser.

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't really.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is for you, Josh. 1980, Randy Orton was born. The famed wrestler.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah. I would often see him at a breakfast joint in St. Louis and we would chat.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. He actually like. He came to my show and stuff. He's a fan.

[Jess Hooker]

That's fun.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'm a fan of his.

[Tom Griswold]

Heavily tattooed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man. And a big dude.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And scary looking. I'm surprised he didn't have a scary nickname like the Bruiser.

[Josh Arnold]

His bro. His dad did. Cowboy Bob.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The mortician.

[Chick McGee]

The boulder.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. That's pretty much it. Oh, Taryn Killiam, the actor from snl. I'm not sure. He's no longer on the show.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right. He hasn't Been for a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. That's more or less it for this day in history. Unless you have something you wanted to add, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

This day in history.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I have nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have the paper in front of me.

[Chick McGee]

I thought there was a. You had a song.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought there was a song.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't have anything to do with Christ. Yeah. We were talking about Easter. It is Holy Week.

[Pat Godwin]

You're going to Mass because you're Catholic.

[Christy Lee]

Holy Thursday and Friday. Good Friday and Saturday. We were talking about Easter Visual.

[Tom Griswold]

When I walked by. You were about talking. Talking about the. The Stations of the Cross. I was wondering, is our station on?

[Christy Lee]

No, the station isn't on those. It's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be pretty cool.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm going back to Mass for the first time in a long time. I was trying to tell her because the Catholic Church is doing a lot of different things to get us back.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Because I'm a lapsed Catholic. So this will be my first time back. Will be this Sunday.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is that your marriage counseling class?

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

No, they have the folk mass. They got your country mass, rock and roll mass. I'm going back for. For the reggae mass.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that gonna be like? Are you gonna be able to play?

[Pat Godwin]

Stand up, kneel down Sit back in your pew oh, now kneel down Stand up, sit now for a few I just follow the priest now oh, he knows what to do it looks like I know what I'm doing But I haven't got a clue I'll be there Stand, stand up kneel down Sit back in your pew Everybody kneel down Stand up Just me give a buck or two oh, yeah Now Christmas, Easter I go two times a year same chord. Kneel down, stand up Exit in the

[Announcer]

rear

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, the reggae mass.

[Tom Griswold]

That is great, that is. You need to do a produced version of that with. I'll keep it short.

[Chick McGee]

That is big horns, right?

[Tom Griswold]

That is so funny, though.

[Christy Lee]

Little steel drum. Yeah. Great.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, it's going to be sexy time. They call those creasers with Ali Breen. What is it?

[Christy Lee]

People that go to mass on Christmas and only Easter? Creasters.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, they do call them something, don't they?

[Chick McGee]

They do.

[Christy Lee]

I thought they did.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a.

[Chick McGee]

There's a specific snowflakes or when you name.

[Christy Lee]

I can't remember what it's called right now. Look it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Just go twice a year.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Christmas and Easter. That's why it's always so crowded. You got to get there so early.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I did hear that Catholic schools try to have their spring break fall in such a way that it doesn't include Easter weekend because so many of the people would go to a mass where they were on vacation and that's when they would give. They'd fill out up the, the basket with cash down there as opposed to where they normally would go. So they've decided to shift it that. I heard that from someone who does accounting for a local. Okay, Parish, we're going to come right back and return to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Ali Breen]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm chick. At the orangeinsouls.com sports desk, here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

Like your new song, Pat Godwin, your tribute to the reggae version of a church, the reggae ceremony. That's very nice.

[Christy Lee]

I was. Yeah. And we were talking about going to mass just on Christmas and Easter. And I jokingly said creasters. That's, that's the name. Or CEOs.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Christmas, Easter.

[Tom Griswold]

That's funny. Is that pejorative?

[Josh Arnold]

Is it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You're supposed to be there.

[Pat Godwin]

Holiday Catholic circle.

[Christy Lee]

Holiday Catholics.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. What do they call not just Catholics. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of Christians only go.

[Chick McGee]

I was, I was a Methodist, sort of. And I only went twice a month because that was the minimum to play on the softball team. So that's the only reason I. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you a good softball player?

[Chick McGee]

I was. Okay. I, you'll find this interesting. I didn't take it seriously, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's a theme.

[Chick McGee]

The guy playing kind of a, kind of a guy's playing softball.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of a theme throughout your life.

[Chick McGee]

Really nice playing softball. You know, you don't want to spend any time with him.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I bet there was alcohol involved though, right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, nothing drunker than a church softball drunk man.

[Christy Lee]

Travelers at Houston's airport got an unexpected pick me up after a guy handed out vodka shots. Those waiting in four hour long TSA lines. The video shared online shows the man wearing a bright shirt, sunglasses and a backpack.

[Chick McGee]

They did this in Miami. And you knew what the drink was was Pepitos or Chitos or whatever. Yeah. No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Margarita horchata, wasn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the Cuban thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the Cuban thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's coffee.

[Chick McGee]

Hand them out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it was something called coffee they were handing out.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, I thought it was a potato. A little milkshake.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, that's it. Potato is that small breast, right? A petito.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, petito, Never mind.

[Christy Lee]

The video shows the man wearing a bright shirt, sunglasses and back backpack, pouring from a large frosted vodka bottle into small clear shot cups for everyone waiting in line. The clip was captioned, quote, this man out here with his Costco vodka doing

[Chick McGee]

God's work, you know, don't they do any addition in their head about unruly passengers?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you got four hours to sober up.

[Jess Hooker]

One shot, you're all right, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Four hours later you're going to be just fine.

[Christy Lee]

The alcohol brand Good Night Loving vodka commented on this video saying, quote, we'd recognize our bottle anyway. Look at this good Samaritan coming in the clutch. When life gets hard. Have a good night.

[Tom Griswold]

You go to that. Go to that airport mini Martin for 35 bucks, get one of those little OJ things. Make yourself a very expensive screwdriver. Never liked the screwdriver.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I love the screwdriver.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I was a fan too.

[Jess Hooker]

That was my middle school drink.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's gonna be a long time

[Chick McGee]

to realize when you were thinking right before seventh grade prom, what am I gonna drink?

[Jess Hooker]

It was seventh grade.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Jess Hooker]

We went. Would make scrambled eggs and, And. And tequila sunrise and drivers.

[Chick McGee]

Where did you grow up? Long Island. What the hell?

[Jess Hooker]

Hancock County.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes. Seventh grade. That.

[Jess Hooker]

I. I think a lot more, you guys.

[Pat Godwin]

They started early.

[Josh Arnold]

Where?

[Pat Godwin]

I went to school too.

[Josh Arnold]

I was ninth grade.

[Chick McGee]

I never tried to smoke at any age, but I can remember stealing liqueur and going home and watching Don Kirschner's rock concert when I was a freshman.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, freshman year.

[Jess Hooker]

Life probably.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it was amazing.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Hooker, what year was your first tattoo?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I was in my 30s.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. 20. Nah, 29. I was 29.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. So I. Yeah, I.

[Chick McGee]

You've done some living.

[Tom Griswold]

You put some things off.

[Jess Hooker]

I. Some things. Yeah, we. We used to smoke cigars and cigarettes too. And we would hide them in the drop down ceiling of my girlfriend's basement. And her parents recently redid their basement and there were like five or six different packs of cigarettes and cigarillos. Yeah, she took a picture and sent it to me.

[Chick McGee]

Cigarillo. Remember those? Or was it Tiparillo?

[Tom Griswold]

Was tiprillo.

[Chick McGee]

The plastic offer had the white tip on the end. Would you accept a tipperillo? Remember the advertising? Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

Right, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Would you offer a tipper?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Or just the tip? Something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think just the tip, I think was a different thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Swisher Sweets had the. You could get wood tips or the plastic.

[Jess Hooker]

We loved those. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, chewing on the wood tips, I bet's fun.

[Jess Hooker]

I miss cigarettes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, Christy.

[Chick McGee]

Been too late.

[Christy Lee]

Officials in Missouri say a second child had to be rescued after getting stuck inside a recreation center's claw machine. Machine? Mr. Ryan Campbell told KMOV he was watching.

[Chick McGee]

We're moving.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta move.

[Chick McGee]

It's back, baby.

[Christy Lee]

His daughter's game at the soccer dome in Webster Groves when he looked over and saw his three year old son inside the machine.

[Josh Arnold]

Where I went to college.

[Christy Lee]

Is it really?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Webster. Webster University in Webster Groves.

[Chick McGee]

Webster and Gorlocks right there. Right? Or what is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Gore and Lockwood were the intersections and

[Tom Griswold]

you were the gorlo.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that true? Yeah. Huh. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it? What does the creature look like?

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of a gremlin. Elfie looking.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Makes sense.

[Christy Lee]

Firefighters responded, got the toddler out. It was the second time in recent weeks that firemen freed a young child from the same claw machine. Well, maybe they should do something about it.

[Chick McGee]

It sounds like that claw machine is hungry.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the worst thing is when they first got there. You didn't read the whole story. The firefighters had to go to an ATM to get enough money to try to get the kid out. They're doing that hook to down, kept dropping him.

[Chick McGee]

I'd give anything to see the guy in full fire department with the oxygen tank maneuvering the claw to try to get the kid. That's what I would think was funny.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there he is. Look at him. He's so.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he's happy as.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my. The kid is delighted. He couldn't be happier.

[Christy Lee]

He's not even a good claw machine. You don't even get a.

[Tom Griswold]

Like looking at that kid.

[Chick McGee]

You can tell he's good, but he's. He's not all good.

[Jess Hooker]

He's close to two.

[Christy Lee]

That's a big kid, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy's. What a crappy claw machine.

[Josh Arnold]

I just disagree.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Those balls are awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just all you can win are rubber balls.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, those things soar, dude. Really? You drop kick one of those, it goes a while.

[Tom Griswold]

The ball, not the kid.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the kid might go fairly far.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, that's not Funny, but I mean, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

After they've had two kids crawl up into this thing, maybe it's time to fix it. I've always thought those things were rigged. You never win.

[Christy Lee]

I saw somebody win when I was in Charleston. Just last weekend, a guy walked over and my little great nephew wanted a. An owl stuffed animal.

[Chick McGee]

Charleston? Charleston. They have pro claw leagues.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Way to go, South Carolina.

[Josh Arnold]

The Hawks.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they call them Hawks.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody say something.

[Christy Lee]

I was going to read a story. Were you dumb?

[Tom Griswold]

Were you there? Were you at the White Claw machine?

[Christy Lee]

No, I was not.

[Jess Hooker]

I'd break into that one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're fine flavor.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, the cherry one.

[Chick McGee]

You like cherry?

[Jess Hooker]

Cherry, yeah, cherry.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, can you do your White Claw tribute or does that require.

[Chick McGee]

You got to have a capo and six hours of rehearsal.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you have to go for the court?

[Tom Griswold]

Actually. Refresh my memory, Christie.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Is White Claw a wine spritzer?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

It's a vodka based. It's seltzer. Seltzer.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's. But it's. It's pre. Bottled.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's a canned.

[Tom Griswold]

Canned.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Of course I'm doing this for you.

[Jess Hooker]

Tom sizes rookie.

[Chick McGee]

We need more salsa.

[Tom Griswold]

He's just quoting from my favorite year.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, isn't that pretty?

[Pat Godwin]

Drink a White Claw after, get your nails done. Blonde haired cougars. Online dating. Men much younger. Tom do the guitar. Christy likes them. She's given up on her poulet fusee. High Noon's better. A little hipper seltzer with liquor.

[Chick McGee]

If you drink White Claw, you start singing like a girl. Get a hold of yourself.

[Pat Godwin]

Drink a beer and sing like a man. Thank you, Tom Clapton.

[Tom Griswold]

Well done. Tom Clapton here along with Jack Brew.

[Christy Lee]

I need to correct myself. I am a High Noon fan. That's the one with the vodka.

[Jess Hooker]

We've got a case of mom water. And when they came, they brought dad water. Water too?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that. Mom water is good too.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what that is either.

[Jess Hooker]

Dad water is tequila based.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Jess Hooker]

And mom water is vodka based.

[Christy Lee]

High Noon has a tequila based one too.

[Tom Griswold]

It's weird how they're naming stuff.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there like Death Ray or something? Water. What is it?

[Chick McGee]

Liquid death.

[Tom Griswold]

Liquid death.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's just water.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but there's an odd. I mean, if you were.

[Christy Lee]

No, but that's why they did it. I think it's. It looks.

[Pat Godwin]

It looks like a concert.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it looks like they're drinking booze and that's the whole great marketing game campaign on it.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't want to call us his juice.

[Jess Hooker]

It is what we call water.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something, you're doing some great work over there.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh nailed it with the tag. Frankly,

[Chick McGee]

the breakfast drink. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They still make that crap?

[Pat Godwin]

That was awful.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they do.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, coming up, it'll be Second Sexy Time with Ali Breen. One of our favorite segments right now. I want to remind you that perhaps you could do yourself a favor by refinancing your house. Why? Well, let's see. Your house may be worth a lot more than it was just a few years ago. That's what's happening all over the country. And why do I bring it up? Well, if you're paying 20 plus percent on the credit cards that you've let get a little bit high, maybe it's time to do a refi and take some of that cash, pay off the credit card, stop paying the high interest rate. Rate. And the folks at American Financing sent me some figures. They say right now their average customer that fits this particular situation is saving about 800 bucks a month as they've lowered that mortgage payment when they have refinanced their home. So find out what's going on. Let me turn to, I think 800amonth is, what is that about 10 grand a year? Anyway, it just takes a few minutes to find out if this would work for you. It depends on your situation, of course. Course. But it's always nice to get those credit cards paid down so you're not paying that huge interest and those incredibly high interest rates, American Financing, they're the ones who are giving me the information. They can give you the information, too. You can go to american financing.net Bob and Tom. See what I'm talking about? You can even call them 866-889-2611. See if this suits your particular situation. Once Again, it's american financing.net net nmls182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org apr for rates in the 5 start at 6.196 for well qualified borrowers, call 866-889-2611. For details about credit costs and terms, visit american financing.net bobandtom

[Chick McGee]

hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Ace. Ace. Did I just call you Ace?

[Jess Hooker]

See where you would confuse them?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm sorry, I was texting. I really wasn't paying attention.

[Chick McGee]

No problem. Ruthie There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hello. There's H. Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

My brother.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to go to the meetings now.

[Christy Lee]

I'm such a. I'm having a bad day today.

[Chick McGee]

Sir. Hello? Tom. Don't we.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry. Ally.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Ally Breen is on the phone today. So we don't get to look at her beautiful face. Where are you?

[Chick McGee]

Alex?

[Ali Breen]

I'm at the airport. And I couldn't set up in a lounge or anything. It took me forever to get through. So I'm on the phone instead of on a video.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you on a pay phone or are you on your cell phone?

[Ali Breen]

I'm on my cell phone. Does it sound horrible?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

When was the last time you saw a pay phone?

[Chick McGee]

I challenge you to find a pay phone in an airport.

[Ali Breen]

I don't think any exist anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the one place that they. Banks of them. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

You're exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

The way this show works is comedian Ali Breen receives letters about the love lives of our customers. And we like to help them out.

[Josh Arnold]

Customers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. This is a service.

[Christy Lee]

I thought I was in a bad way.

[Chick McGee]

Public service.

[Tom Griswold]

Ally, what have you got for us?

[Ali Breen]

This one's a little unhinged. Here we go. Dear Ally. My girlfriend and I were having. Let's say enthusiastic sex the other day and I managed to jump to the wrong hole by mistake.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. That's what you say when that happens.

[Ali Breen]

By mistake. In quotes. It startled her, but it slipped right in. She always said that she's never used her back door before. But if that's true, how would that be possible at all? I think she's lying about that. And it's bothering me. Should I say.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Possibly a little too graphic.

[Chick McGee]

I think.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just not even.

[Ali Breen]

That's just not really starting off. Everyone's mourning. Right. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

That's just not.

[Jess Hooker]

That's where. That's where his brain has gone since the incident.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that. It was too easy. And now I'm worried.

[Tom Griswold]

Y. I thought he was. I thought this was going to go the other way.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean? That she.

[Tom Griswold]

That. No. That he's not ever going back.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? When everything starts going your way. That's. You really need to be suspicious then. That's what. That's the way I run my.

[Christy Lee]

I'm waiting for that next shoe to go.

[Tom Griswold]

I was waiting for the phrase once you go back, you never go back. Variation on another one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No. This guy's a lunatic. Let's move on. What else have you got, Ally?

[Ali Breen]

Okay. Dear Allie, my girlfriend is awesome in every way, but one thing is a little weird. She hates animals, like every animal. She backs away from dogs. She's allergic to cats. She thinks birds are a nuisance. Really hates them all. All. I don't have any pets, so it shouldn't be a big deal. But I don't understand how anyone can feel that way. It seems like she's soulless. In that case, doesn't feel it. What do you think? How big of a red flag?

[Tom Griswold]

No, not a red flag at all. That some people are just. That's the way they are.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's a big red flag.

[Chick McGee]

An absolute red flag.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Bill Murray said a long time, if a dog doesn't like you, I trust that dog. Yep, darn right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's not that a dog wouldn't like. She's terrified of. Of animals.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I didn't say she was terrified. She just said she doesn't like them.

[Chick McGee]

There are professionals available that she needs to talk to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, that may be the case.

[Ali Breen]

Not want dogs around you. It's insane.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, no, I'm a dog lover, as you know, but I mean, I can.

[Christy Lee]

You know people in your life that hate animals.

[Tom Griswold]

I know people that don't like dogs. Well, I know someone that never liked dogs, that all of a sudden is a big fan. But I mean, it can change. I'm just. I don't think it is a bad person necessarily.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Ali Breen]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I was. I wouldn't want to be around them,

[Christy Lee]

but there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but this letter's not.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, I think it's a red flag.

[Tom Griswold]

This letter's not about me.

[Ali Breen]

I wonder how they are around babies in that case. Like anything that can't communicate or needs a lot of attention, I start to question it.

[Chick McGee]

Babies. Get rid of it. Get out of here.

[Tom Griswold]

You were about to say something. What are your thoughts on this?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I just, I'm. I don't. I guess I don't think it's a red flag. It's. I'm really allergic to a lot of animals and so I've never got to have the bonding experience. And so it's. It's not that I don't like them. I'm just indifferent. Like, I'm like, this, this sucks. I'm sure it'd be really fun to cuddle with a dog or to pet and play, but I can't because then I won't Be able to breathe and I'll die. So there's no.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're being scared.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. So I have to have an EpiPen if I want to pet your dog. Like, it's kind of inconvenient for me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, don't you have dogs?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How do you live in your house?

[Jess Hooker]

They have to stay in a certain space. And I have to medicate heavily.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Think how I feel. I medicate heavily and I don't live. I'm just there medicating. That's what I need to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's move on. Once again, our guest is Ali Breen. A L L I B R E E. And I spell it out because you'll find her on your favorite social media platform and send us your love trust troubles. We will try to fix them. Let's go. What do you got, Ally?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, my boyfriend likes 69, which I'm not a huge fan of to begin with. He landscape. He manscapes very well up front, but not in the back at all. And I come face to face with actual dingleberries.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Next. This. No, it's over. Dump them, move on.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, way too embarrassing. I also can't let it keep happening. What is advice do you have?

[Chick McGee]

It's happening.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna take a shower.

[Jess Hooker]

Break up with him. No. If he doesn't know how to wash. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And also, I can't multitask anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Dingleber. That's not. That's naturally occurring. If you don't bathe. Right. I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, there are no. There's no excuse to have them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right.

[Jess Hooker]

And if you've gone back after the first time, I'm questioning you as a human being. Like, that's not nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Just right behind them.

[Chick McGee]

Let's get to our next letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Ali, These are somewhat graphic. What else have we got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I met a guy on Tinder who seemed to be way too hot to be real, but he actually was as hot as in his photos. We've seen each other for about two months. He's an athlete and a gym rad, but dumb as a bag of rock.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Ali Breen]

We can basically talk about creatine and TV shows and that's it. Do you think a hot sex life is worth sacrificing some intelligent conversation? I guess I can get that from friends. Right? But long term, what do you think?

[Josh Arnold]

Long term, it probably won't work, but if you want to enjoy it now, just kind of have fun with a.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, maybe Encourage him while you're saying, take a night course or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Other than his lack of conversational ability, is he a good person?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Is he nice?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Is he. I guess he's just not interesting. Is that the problem?

[Christy Lee]

Par.

[Jess Hooker]

Like it.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. Sounds like he's hot and dumb, but she didn't say mean.

[Chick McGee]

So you know how you feel about how dumb we all are. That's. What this girl's face. Think about that for a minute.

[Christy Lee]

At least we're not having sex.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Dump them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we're not having sex. And you know, we're not having sex anymore, so

[Christy Lee]

just enjoy the ride. Literally.

[Tom Griswold]

Depends what you're looking for.

[Ali Breen]

And this is usually in reverse because usually it's guys complaining they have a really hot girl who's not that intelligent, I guess, and they stick with it. Well, if she's hot enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there that whole my favorite dumb guy role in a movie is Brad Pitt in Burn After Reading? That's a.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now he's not dumb. He's got. He's got something on the ball. He works out. He's conscientious. He was employee of the month. Oh, it's. He's a little dim around the edges, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

He's. It's brilliant. He's so funny in that. Once again, Allie Breen is our guest. Allie, what else have you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, I'm 28 and dating a 52 year old who's been divorced twice. I want to get married, and he's resistant to it. He said the only way he'll do it is if we go down to the courthouse with no fanfare at all. I've never been married and I want a big wedding. Isn't he being unfair? But it's like he'd throw our whole relationship away over just this. Or does he really even love me that much? Much?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, maybe not.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

This isn't the guy for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

If this is a deal breaker for you, then move on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. I mean, maybe get the dumb. Maybe get the dumb guy from the previous letter. He's so stupid, he's not going to care.

[Chick McGee]

And you two dummies can be together,

[Josh Arnold]

have a bunch of idiot kids.

[Tom Griswold]

He'll walk in and go, who are all these people? What are they doing here?

[Chick McGee]

Sit around, watch him drool for the rest of your life. How's that sound? Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently a deal breaker.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we're tough, but we're fair.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, once again, we are speaking with comedian Ali Breen. Are you on your way somewhere?

[Ali Breen]

I am, yes. I'm actually going skiing for the last week of skiing, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Where?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy. Good luck.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God. Have you opened a can of worms?

[Ali Breen]

Oh, no. I'm going to San Maritz.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Going all the way.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to ask. I'm sorry. What the hell kind of money are you pulling down, lady? My God, Ally.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to cancel my ski vacation last week because there's no snow, but I assumed you were going in the United States of America where I was playing.

[Josh Arnold]

Where is San Marin? I don't know it.

[Christy Lee]

France?

[Chick McGee]

Switzerland.

[Christy Lee]

I know Switzerland somewhere, man.

[Chick McGee]

That's rare.

[Ali Breen]

I might have a new Swiss man in my life.

[Christy Lee]

Look at you, girl.

[Chick McGee]

See, I was in a dark room and the lights came on. Okay.

[Ali Breen]

There we go.

[Jess Hooker]

That's awesome.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. So I'm headed out that way. Which.

[Christy Lee]

How do you meet a guy from Switzerland?

[Ali Breen]

Well, he's. He lives in London, but yes, he's actually.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

This is red. This is awesome.

[Ali Breen]

I love.

[Christy Lee]

All good for you.

[Chick McGee]

I hope he's dumb as a box of rocks.

[Jess Hooker]

I would watch this on Netflix.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Well, yeah, I will keep you guys posted. So far, so good.

[Chick McGee]

You should have. You should have. I'm serious. You should have your agent pitch your life to Netflix. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You absolutely should.

[Jess Hooker]

Hey, Ali, did this relationship start before last week? Out of curiosity?

[Ali Breen]

Definitely. That would be a crazy one week.

[Jess Hooker]

It would be. But I have to tell you, after you called in last week, collectively, our entire staff was like, Ali looked so hot on screen last week. And I was like, she has. She has a fresh relationship glow.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. This is all true. That is exactly what happened. And we all went, wow. Ally really got herself fixed up this time.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not what we said. That's not how we put it.

[Chick McGee]

She really got herself fixed.

[Jess Hooker]

That's exactly why I didn't let you say what happened, because you would say it like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, Al. You looked great last week.

[Chick McGee]

So broke down. Normally, she's sort of rough on the eyes, but today, no.

[Jess Hooker]

Gorgeous. I'm happy for you. That's exciting.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. And the. The most. As. As important as your life is, Ellie. The more important thing is, is there a decent snow to still ski there?

[Ali Breen]

Supposedly it's supposed to be really good. The conditions are still good, so I haven't paid attention. I'm listening to him on this one.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, well, have a great time and be careful.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure the moguls he's interested in are right about There.

[Ali Breen]

I'm not doing black diamonds. I've already said that. Like, I'm going all blue. Trails, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so euphemism or

[Tom Griswold]

going home trails. That means it's not going to be like the first letter.

[Chick McGee]

Hershey Highway.

[Tom Griswold]

There.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Black diamond.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Very good. We have time for at least one more letter.

[Chick McGee]

What have you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, me and my boyfriend both have roommates and we've been dating for three months. Our leases are both up within a month of each other, and I want to get a place together, but keep two bedrooms so we can be each other's roommates. He says that's moving too quick. But we'll have our own bedroom and then can also sleep together when we want. So how is that that big of a jump from just having roommates? I'm kind of insulted.

[Tom Griswold]

No, because if you break up, then what do you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he says it's too quick. It's too quick for him.

[Jess Hooker]

He's not lying.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of don't think he's wrong.

[Pat Godwin]

No, he's not wrong.

[Ali Breen]

No. Yeah. You can't get it. That's a lease. Like, you have to sign up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. That was an easy fix.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We have time for one more.

[Chick McGee]

Each other.

[Ali Breen]

What have you got here, Ally? My boyfriend just got divorced and is still very close with his ex. I swear, every week she has a catastrophic event that causes him to have to run to her side. Broken bones, dizzy spells, or some crazy situation with the kids. I want to tell him she's manipulating him, but how is he not seeing this on his own? Should I step in?

[Christy Lee]

He doesn't want to see it on his own. Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Are those his kids?

[Christy Lee]

I would assume, yes.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Well, then he's got.

[Tom Griswold]

Then he's got a.

[Jess Hooker]

He's tied to her forever.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Get used to it or get out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. And it'll probably fade. It's probably just the beginning thing maybe, right? The drama queen.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you noticed that today's show is almost like an episode of Shark Tank? It's like. It's like going, he's an idiot, so get out.

[Christy Lee]

Get out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm out.

[Christy Lee]

I'm out.

[Ali Breen]

For that reason, I'm out. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, before you go to Switzerland, we have time for one more letter Alley.

[Ali Breen]

I think that might be it for the letters, actually.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we did. We went through a lot today.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you kept saying no, next. It kind of picks up speed because

[Tom Griswold]

so many of our letters today were just. It was.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it was pretty clear.

[Christy Lee]

So how'd you meet your man? I'm excited.

[Pat Godwin]

She won't tell us.

[Ali Breen]

How did I meet him? Yeah, Is that what you said? Or we have to meet? Yeah, we met. We met through friends and then went on one or two dates and was kind of casual and then all of a sudden. Yeah, it got pretty serious pretty quick. I don't even know how it happened.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's great.

[Christy Lee]

That's so exciting.

[Chick McGee]

It wasn't a roofy situation, was it? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Was there, Was there. Were there suspicious tasting drinks involved?

[Christy Lee]

All right, come on.

[Ali Breen]

Memories. Now.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't taste almonds at some point, did you? Or anything? Oh, never mind. I'm sure it'll be fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you. Are you flying? Where are you flying?

[Ali Breen]

Over a text.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Where are you flying to? What's your destination?

[Ali Breen]

Flying into Zurich and then it's like a three hour ride from Zurich.

[Tom Griswold]

Train or car?

[Ali Breen]

Car, I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. This is very.

[Christy Lee]

Is he picking you up there?

[Ali Breen]

Yes. Yep. He's going from London, so he has a hotel for the night and then we'll be there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, this is. This is a movie we'd all watch.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, because I'll never get to do it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. If you start putting it on your only fans, I'll subscribe. Follow your relationship.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thanks, Ally. Have a great ski trip. Take some pictures.

[Christy Lee]

Bye.

[Josh Arnold]

Bye, Ally.

[Ali Breen]

Bye, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, very, very observant, Ms. Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

She has the best life.

[Jess Hooker]

I want to be Ally when I grow up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I noticed when she got. When she broke up because of the necklace thing. Yeah. And then we all. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Girls know.

[Christy Lee]

Girls know. We know these things.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

It's not Caddy, it's we care about.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if when they make that drive from Geneva to San Maritz Zurich, same thing.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody rides for free.

[Tom Griswold]

Is she gonna be riding in a Hyundai?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Who else drives a Hyundai that I know?

[Christy Lee]

I do. Oh, as a matter of fact, it's America's best lineup of hybrids is from Hyundai. You get the best of both worlds. Like the reliable and efficient Tucson hybrid, which I happen to drive. It's got America's best warranty. Or the stylish yet capable Santa Fe hybrid with the power to navigate the toughest terrain. It's like having your cake and eating it, too. But you know better. Hybrids from Hyundai. It's the best of both Worlds. Worlds. Visit HyundaiUSA.com or give them a call 562-314-4603 to find out more details about the great hybrids from Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks, Christy. I have an Idea. We could get some one day in the show. We could have like a referee and they would be. There'd be several categories like worst way to segue into a commercial. Commercial.

[Jess Hooker]

We could throw flags.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't think there would be any competition.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, if you would for me, please. What was Tom's legendary when he said goodbye would be right back.

[Josh Arnold]

We will return and we'll do that when we come back.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

See, we could have awards for that one.

[Chick McGee]

All timer.

[Tom Griswold]

We could have an award for best thing that I said just before Chick had to do the intros that those

[Chick McGee]

would be non heritable.

[Tom Griswold]

This would be fun. A new division of the Tommy Awards. Well, we are coming right back. We are going to feature a little bit of a tune from Haywood Banks by request and more from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Second.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Chrissy.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

She's over there at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Got your name right this time.

[Chick McGee]

I'm surprised because I'm sure you're over there dreaming of St. Moritz.

[Christy Lee]

I am

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

You and Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat.

[Chick McGee]

What Pat said Christy, we'll go to St. Moritz. Would you say yes or no?

[Christy Lee]

I'd have to say no.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, what if I said it like this? Meet me in Zurich.

[Christy Lee]

That is pretty odd.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

I actually might have a problem with it though.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm [e-mail] sports desk. And hello. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a letter here.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

We were discussing. Discussing my theory that the Artemis space mission is named after.

[Chick McGee]

This is where I came in. Oh, go.

[Tom Griswold]

The is named after the TV show the Wild Wild West.

[Chick McGee]

Artemis Gordon.

[Tom Griswold]

Artemis Gordon, of course. The great character from that terrific show from back in the day. Or maybe after Artemis, the. What is it? Greek goddess of the twin of Apollo. Moon. Moon. I was. Was wrong.

[Jess Hooker]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

You actually admit that?

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom. It's from our friend Ramon.

[Chick McGee]

Is it? Is it Ramon?

[Tom Griswold]

Ramon.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Ramon from Orlando. The Artemis spaceship is obviously named after Leonard Skinner drummer Artemis Pyle.

[Chick McGee]

That's. Let me tell you something. That's genius.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Former drummer Ed King. Look Him.

[Tom Griswold]

Up, up. Oh, very good. Very good. The Artemis mission set to go this

[Christy Lee]

evening around 6:15, 6:45, something like that.

[Chick McGee]

624.

[Christy Lee]

Whatever. Sam Moritz, by the way, considered one of the most expensive ski resorts in the world.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, it is.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Jess Hooker]

If you could. If you could do a one on one trip with one of the guys in this room, which one would you choose?

[Pat Godwin]

Pick wisely.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't shame them.

[Jess Hooker]

You know what I mean?

[Christy Lee]

Who's paying?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm out. I mean, she's already traveled with Ace.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You and Ace have traveled.

[Christy Lee]

I've traveled with Ace.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, but do you.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you've traveled with me and Tom, too.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, you're it.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm talking about one on one. One on one.

[Christy Lee]

One on one it would be. Josh.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah?

[Josh Arnold]

Where would we go?

[Christy Lee]

Where would you like to go?

[Chick McGee]

Around.

[Christy Lee]

I can't afford Sam Moritz.

[Chick McGee]

You'd go to Flavortown?

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't mean it like that at all.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'd like to go to the Ozarks with you and go fishing. That'd be fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh. All right.

[Chick McGee]

And see the mountain daredevils.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, look.

[Josh Arnold]

Love them.

[Christy Lee]

Go to Branson.

[Jess Hooker]

That would be fun. Sure, why not?

[Tom Griswold]

Are the mountain daredevil still out there?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're famous.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that one song.

[Josh Arnold]

If you want to get to heaven.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Raise a Little hell, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

That's some of the best harmonica.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Jackie Blue is that too.

[Josh Arnold]

That's them, too.

[Pat Godwin]

But our night. Our nights would be filled with music.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Hey, Christy.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you like the song Blackbird?

[Chick McGee]

Pat has not given up and he just gave you the seat. That's his closer. That's his closer, Blackbird.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Pat Godwin]

Next song you want.

[Chick McGee]

Next stop, Sheet City. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Who would you pick?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, this should be interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

This should be good.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait a minute. Yeah. No, I know a couple.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you remember how Christie's traveled with Ace? Wow. Boy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there's going to be some. I did not travel like you two. That's true. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe sometimes less.

[Chick McGee]

Less is more.

[Tom Griswold]

In this case, less is less.

[Josh Arnold]

You would take Uncle Pat?

[Jess Hooker]

I would take. I would absolutely go with Pat. Pat would be my first choice. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You like. I'm sorry, Pat, but you like Blackbird?

[Jess Hooker]

Pat and I don't have that kind of relationship pay.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you like carrying his luggage?

[Josh Arnold]

He's cheaper than I am.

[Pat Godwin]

I am cheap.

[Jess Hooker]

I love traveling with Pat. Like we've. When we go on cozy shows and stuff. Yeah, he's a Blast. I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't drive.

[Christy Lee]

Don't sit in the car with him.

[Tom Griswold]

He'll complain about your drive. Driver.

[Pat Godwin]

Silly.

[Jess Hooker]

I am the bad driver.

[Pat Godwin]

She almost killed us last time.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now, I.

[Chick McGee]

In honor of.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. How can I tie this in? I have a request for this. A very short song from Haywood Banks. Let's see. I guess I could tie this into the poor kid who got stuck in the claw machine. Claw machine?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is it a request?

[Josh Arnold]

Sort of a natural time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Isn't it a natural.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, we got a request. We're going to play the request.

[Tom Griswold]

That's somewhat artless.

[Chick McGee]

Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I know.

[Chick McGee]

Is that the reason.

[Tom Griswold]

I got it.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I got it. I can tie this into the Artemis. Because the Artemis mission Artemis 2 is going to go up and get. Slingshot around the moon.

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

And come back. So moon is the topic. And here is the song from Haywood Banks.

[Chick McGee]

Press your buttocks against the window and I'll know you are home. Can I say that on the air? Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

The view from the sidewalk is efficient all its own. There's no need to turn out the light. Just press your buttons against the window and it turns the day to night. Can I say that on the air?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

The gasp of astonishment is still upon

[Chick McGee]

my lips from when I first saw

[Tom Griswold]

your buttocks make that total eclipse.

[Chick McGee]

If there's rain clouds of form and there's no need to go on the lamb. Your butt could hold the water back like the Grand Coulee Dam. Cause it looks just like Saran Wrap around a semi boneless hand.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. One of the classics from Haywood Banks. Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Touched on a lot of things. We touched on today. Ham, moon, everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you gonna have an Easter ham?

[Christy Lee]

I am. Easter ham. And funeral potatoes and green beans.

[Chick McGee]

Can't they come up with another name?

[Jess Hooker]

It's Cheesy Potatoes.

[Christy Lee]

Cheesy Potatoes.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean funeral potatoes. It's depressing enough.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Funeral potatoes. And then we have a conflagration cake chili.

[Christy Lee]

Since it's Easter. They're resurrection potatoes. How's that? Better.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wouldn't those be the leftovers?

[Tom Griswold]

They're good for three days. Is that how that would work?

[Christy Lee]

Mashed potatoes. Gravy. Yeah, we got it all.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you think?

[Chick McGee]

When he came out. When the rock rolled away, he came out. Look back in there. There. Empty bucket of KFC and some bones everywhere. And we had some chicken. Is that sacrilegious?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Okay, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Empty rolling Rock bottles.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now. Christy Lee is still at the. Still at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

I told you, my nephew called it stinky man. Sunday the fifth Sunday of Lent, because that's when Lazarus was, you know, brought back from the dead. And he'd been dead for four days. And he goes, he's got a stink.

[Josh Arnold]

And he had to.

[Christy Lee]

He had to smell.

[Chick McGee]

And he started.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Part of the miracle, I'm guessing, was some kind of odor cleansing.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think so. I think it's stunk.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Hey, speaking of stinking, emergency workers in Australia rescued a horse that fell into a sewage tank.

[Tom Griswold]

It's about time.

[Christy Lee]

About time what, that he fell into a sewage tank or what?

[Tom Griswold]

People have been stepping into horse manure for centuries.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Finally, the horse.

[Chick McGee]

We're giving it. Sticking it back to the horse.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is full of human poop.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Take that, Mr.

[Christy Lee]

Seven. News reports. The multiple state emergency service crews and specialists responded to the rural property in New South Wales. A veterinarian first sedated the animal, and with the help of a neighbor's excavator, rescue workers were able to carefully lift the horse out of the sewage tank.

[Tom Griswold]

They probably had to, I assume, get some kind of large strap underneath the creature.

[Christy Lee]

Well, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so who had to do that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, well molded dune, your first day on the job. Here's the snorkel. Oh, wow, that is rough.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well.

[Christy Lee]

And I'll leave you at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That horse had to be hosed down.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

A lot of tomato juice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Does that work?

[Christy Lee]

Does that work on that?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I would assume. I mean, it's. It's an acid and it neutralizes and so.

[Tom Griswold]

Because that was the thing if up in Michigan, if you. If you encountered a skunk.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Our dog.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd have to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

We had a Chinese shar Pei that got sprayed in all the wrinkles and stuff from this. It was horrible.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we had to bathe her a couple of times in tomato juice.

[Tom Griswold]

What was your dog's name?

[Jess Hooker]

Dog.

[Christy Lee]

What Dog?

[Jess Hooker]

Dog.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was. So it's not something that's Chinese?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think sharpes kind of are. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, yeah. No, no, but the name wasn't. No, her name was Dog.

[Tom Griswold]

And those were real popular about 30 years ago.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

That is when we had one.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And they no longer are. Big thing.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I think they have a lot of issues.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. Well, speaking of having a lot of issues.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome to our show.

[Tom Griswold]

Our, our staff psychiatrist is waving me off here. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

Hi, I'm Joe Salsihai, host of the Stacking Benjamins podcast.

[Josh Arnold]

Most economists agree small amount of inflation is actually good. 2% is what you're going for. So why is everybody freaking out?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, because it's the fallout.

[Pat Godwin]

People don't track their budget. You have this slow slipping that happens every month till all of a sudden

[Tom Griswold]

you go, man, I don't have any money.

[Pat Godwin]

The reason is now two people go to a restaurant, the bill is 60 bucks for two.

[Chick McGee]

Two guys walk into a restaurant, they start screaming.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that hilarious?

[Tom Griswold]

$60 stacking Benjamins.

[Chick McGee]

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