The BOB & TOM Show - April 10, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – April 10, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show brings listeners their signature blend of comedy, banter, listener interaction, and irreverent takes on news, sports, pop culture, and the oddities of daily life. The cast—Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, and Ace Cosby—bounce through topics ranging from embarrassing bodily functions and listener emails, to quirky news stories, The Masters golf tournament, and pop culture nostalgia.

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Main Discussion Points & Highlights

1. K-Pop at McDonald's and Fast Food Talk

• Light-hearted banter about McDonald’s new K-Pop-inspired breakfast options sets the tone for the episode, with playful jabs about meal “battles.”
  • Christy Lee (00:30): “They’re calling this a battle for the fans. What do you say to that, Rumi?”
  • Lots of mock “honor” back-and-forths.

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2. Comedy Segment: Donnie Baker’s ‘Shart’ Song & Tales (01:26 – 04:20)

• Donnie Baker delivers graphic, ridiculous stories about sharting (“bean burritos and root beer don’t mix”) with the rest of the cast enthusiastically chiming in.
  • Refrain: "It was a shart."
  • Donnie: “A fart so wet your socks get soaked.” (02:02)
  • Tom: “It was a shart.” (01:55)
  • Josh: “And he’s not wearing underwear…” (02:09)
• “Shart” remains a recurring comedic theme throughout the episode, sparking listener letters and running gags.

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3. Cold Headphones, Toilet Seats, and Chilly Mornings (04:20 – 05:14)

• Tom offers a “young broadcasters’ tip” for warming up headphones, sparking a tangent about heated toilet seats, bidets, and other modern comforts.

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4. Tinnitus, Headphones, and Life with Ringing Ears (06:18 – 07:23)

• Chick talks about managing tinnitus by using background music, leading to a group riff on medical advice, self-care for broadcasters, and turning up headphone volume.
• Chick (07:03): “There’s a constant ringing. You just have to ignore it… You’ll go crazy.”

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5. Listener Letters – Laundry Disasters & Shart Confessions (08:03 – 10:10)

• Listener engagement: Emails and stories about “shart road,” laundering soiled underwear, and gendered impressions about who does laundry in relationships.
  • “Today is laundry day. I forgot to warn my wife. Please inform her.” (09:32)
• Banter about throwing away underwear and relationship dynamics.

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6. The Odd World of Footwear and Cleaning Mishaps (11:19 – 12:09)

• Discussion on cleaning shoes, putting them in washers, and the multitude of cleaning gimmicks available.
  • Chick: “Ever heard of Keens? They came out great.” (11:34)
  • Christy: “The leather was really soft though.” (11:01)

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7. Sports, Music, and Pop Culture Nostalgia (12:31 – 15:31)

• Musings about Gunsmoke, Wichita Lineman, TV nostalgia, and integrated shout-outs to listeners.
• Classic Bob & Tom blend of sports stats (The Masters), music references (Bob Dylan, Allman Brothers), and listener trivia.

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8. Originsouls Ad Comedy and Wordplay (15:00 – 18:10)

• Orange Insoles ad is stretched into a Bob Dylan musical parody. Listeners and hosts riff on the oddity of branding, packaging, and “bundle” deals.
  • Chick: “Soles, they are a changin” (16:26)
  • Josh: “What’s your real name?” / Chick: “Zimmerman.” (16:47)

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9. Sports Desk: The Masters, Dogs, Cats, and Bizarre Animal News

• Updates about The Masters, a cryptic tease about an “absolutely incredibly boring octopus story,” and more.
  • Chick (18:31): “We’ve got a great dog story, a great cat story, and an absolutely incredibly boring octopus story… but we’re gonna do it anyway.”

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10. Masters Golf Tournament: Rules and Linguistics (77:34 – 82:13)

• Deep-dive: Language rules for broadcasters at The Masters.
  • Broadcasters must use “patrons” instead of “fans,” “second cut” instead of “rough,” “bunker” over “sand trap,” “second nine” for “back nine,” etc.
  • Chick: “They don’t even let dogs bark: rough!” (78:46)
• Humorous reactions to the stuffy golf terminology.

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11. Listener Mails, Squirrel Urination, and Sibling Day (39:54 – 68:31)

• Discussion of strange listener queries such as “Have you ever seen a squirrel urinate?” leading to riffs about animal anatomy.
• April 10 recognized as National Siblings Day; sibling songs, Allman Brothers deep-cut debate.

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12. News Updates – The Pope, The Harlem Globetrotters & Sports Oddities (102:39 – 104:08)

• The Harlem Globetrotters spin a basketball on Pope Leo’s finger.
  • Chick: “He starts spinning… and it’s good because this particular Pope… previous Popes would have really been dwarfed by these Globetrotters.”
• Chicago White Sox Pope hat giveaway – confusion over the design and use at baseball games. (112:37)

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13. Failed To Mention News – Jeff Oskay Segment (144:39 – 148:21)

• Fails to Mention News delivers comic one-liners on unusual or overlooked stories:
  • Double-filled Pop Tarts (“I hope whoever buys these burns their tongue on the filling twice as bad as a standard Pop Tart.”)
  • Children finding human remains on an Easter hunt.
  • 9-year-old powerlifter cracks a record.
  • U.S. spoon museum patron demographics.

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14. Delving into Rejuvenation: Ozempic Vulvas, Anal Surgery, Catching Print (154:00 – 164:12)

• A weird news segment covers trends in:
  • Men’s self-consciousness about “print” (bulges in pants)
  • Vaginal rejuvenation (fillers, “vaccines,” labia puffing)
  • Anal rejuvenation for men, $25k procedures.
  • Discussion of Ozempic side-effects, both comic and real.
  • Chick “So if you want a tight ass, you better not be one.” (163:27)

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15. Cop Dusting & Fart Pranks at the Workplace (164:54 – 165:41)

• Final quick story: Two Florida deputies reprimanded for “horseplay” involving one breaking wind in a coworker’s face.
  • Chick: “That’s copy dusting.” (165:22)

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16. Flirty Text Norms, Donna Summer, and Herb Gardening (143:31, 157:59)

• Banter about “oh hi” as a flirty text.
• Reminiscence about Donna Summer’s Brooklyn accent.
• End-of-episode: Christy distracted by Googling how to grow basil, yielding collective eye-rolling.

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Notable Quotes

• Donnie: “A fart so wet your socks get soaked.” (02:02)
• Chick: “I do all my own laundry anyway.” (10:05)
• Josh: “It would devolve into literally just, 'you’re fat and gay.'” (69:58, on four brothers doing comedy together)
• Chick: “If you want a tight ass, you better not be one.” (163:27)
• Chick: “They don’t even let dogs bark: rough!” (78:46)
• Pat: “You look like a drunk Billy Joel.” (39:12)

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Important Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamps | |--------------------------------------------|-------------------| | K-Pop at McDonald's / Show Kickoff | 00:30 – 01:26 | | Donnie’s ‘Shart’ Song / Gags | 01:26 – 04:20 | | Laundry & Relationship Letters | 08:03 – 12:09 | | Orange Insoles Song Parody | 15:00 – 18:10 | | Sports Desk & TV Nostalgia | 31:02 – 35:00 | | Masters: Broadcaster Language Rules | 77:34 – 82:13 | | National Siblings Day | 61:58 – 68:31 | | Harlem Globetrotters & Pope | 102:39 – 104:08 | | Failed to Mention News (Jeff Oskay) | 144:44 – 148:21 | | Rejuvenation & Ozempic Vulvas | 154:00 – 164:12 | | Copy Dusting (Police Fart Incident) | 164:54 – 165:41 | | Flirty Texts, Donna Summer, Growing Basil | 143:23, 157:59 |

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Signature Moments

• Running “shart” bits that launch long listener email threads.
• Masters language rules, causing the crew to riff for nearly 10 minutes on the stuffiness of golf culture.
• Orange Insoles commercial spirals into a surreal Bob Dylan parody.
• Jeff Oskay’s “Fails to Mention” with dark and absurdly literal punchlines.
• The “Catching Print” segment, with the crew lampooning the pseudo-science of bulge assessment.

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Tone & Language

• The tone is irreverent, occasionally crude, quick-witted, and threaded with callbacks and inside jokes.
• Playful teasing among cast members, especially around personal quirks and life experiences.
• Language is sometimes graphic but always wrapped in punchlines and camaraderie.

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Summary

This episode delivers everything listeners expect from The BOB & TOM Show: a barrage of jokes about bodily functions, a running “shart” joke saga, nostalgia for old TV and music, listener stories, and group improvisation on the absurdities of daily life. Standout moments include a deep dive on linguistic codes at The Masters, a Jeff Oskay mock news segment, and a collective roast of odd medical trends. Throughout, listener emails and cast asides deliver some of the most spontaneous, laugh-out-loud humor. If you missed the show, this recap offers the highlights—complete with notable jokes, timestamps, and the warmth (and weirdness) of BOB & TOM banter.

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Transcript

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[Christy Lee]

K Pop Demon Hunters H Breakfast Meal and Huntrick's Meal have just dropped at McDonald's. They're calling this a battle for the fans. What do you say to that, Rumi? It's not a battle. So glad the Saja boys could take breakfast and give our meal the rest of the day.

[Pat Godwin]

It is an honor to share.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's our honor.

[Pat Godwin]

It is our larger honor.

[Tom Griswold]

No, really, stop.

[Christy Lee]

You can really feel the respect in this battle. Pick a meal to pick a side

[Chick McGee]

and participate in McDonald's while supplies last.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Donnie]

Hi man, it's Donnie. Biker Even though I never officially passed 10th grade health class, I still probably know more about the human autonomy than anyone I know of. I remember reading there's only one muscle in the whole body that has the ability to decipher between liquids, solids and gas, and it's called a sphincter. But it don't always work. I found out the hard way one day after a school lunch. Bean burritos and root beer don't mix. I swear to God, they don't. I felt a rumble and let my sphincter make the call.

[Tom Griswold]

Uh oh, it was a shark.

[Donnie]

It was a shark.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a shirt.

[Donnie]

You know, a fart so wet your socks get soaked.

[Chick McGee]

It was a shark.

[Donnie]

Uh oh, that was another one.

[Josh Arnold]

And he's not wearing another round.

[Donnie]

I remember the second time I sharted. It was at Scottie Winkler's third wedding. The first one in a church, so we all had to wear these pearly white tuxedos. Trouble was, I went overboard at the bachelor party the night before. I did more shots of goat schlagers than a horny leprechaun. Not drunk. Ate four chili dogs at 3am From a street vendor. It served me bad relish. So the next day, man, I'm there at the church up on the altar with my back to the congregation. When it came time for me to pass a ring, well, I passed something else with it.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a shirt.

[Donnie]

My ass looked like a Dalmatians.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a shot.

[Donnie]

When she said, I do, I said, I already did.

[Chick McGee]

It was a shot.

[Donnie]

Connie, I told you not to let the flower girl stand behind me.

[Josh Arnold]

And he's not wearing underW. Something's about to blow up.

[Tom Griswold]

What it is, he does not know.

[Donnie]

I asked this question of my ass.

[Chick McGee]

Is it a liquid or a gas?

[Donnie]

It was both. Did I ever tell you about the shark? I had my senior year at the Semi State when I wrestled Matt naked. We were the White Knights. Everybody knows it. We wore these snow white singlet uniforms. I'd spent four days cutting weight with Ex Lax. Cause I'd gone rib vest the week before. Next thing I know, I get puckered in a move I invented called the Taint Hover. That's where space got trapped between my legs like a scissor lock. And in that condition, your opponent can only breathe the air you give him. He begged me to let loose, so I did.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a shirt.

[Donnie]

It was a shart. I gave pucket freckles.

[Chick McGee]

It was a shirt.

[Donnie]

My ass looked like a map of Michigan.

[Chick McGee]

It was a shark.

[Donnie]

Sorry, man. I was trying to crop dust, not fertilize.

[Josh Arnold]

And he's not wearing underwear.

[Donnie]

I swear to God.

[Chick McGee]

There's a nasty sting back there.

[Donnie]

We got it on tape.

[Tom Griswold]

Something stinking up the air.

[Donnie]

It was a shark.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't believe it took me this long to figure this out. Before you put your headphones on, you young broadcasters out there, put them around your neck and put the ear pads up against your chest. It warms them up very nicely. Is there anything more troubling than a cold headphone going on your head?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Nice cold toilet seat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's true. They have heated toilet seats, though, don't they? I mean, mine is. You have a heated toilet seat.

[Josh Arnold]

It's all part of that bidet package.

[Chick McGee]

You've got heated toilet seat, bidet money. I'm paying you too much.

[Tom Griswold]

And let the record show. When he said bidet package, he did a flourish with his hands. The bidet. Hey, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. It's the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

With a scarf recklessly wrapped around her neck.

[Chick McGee]

It looks good. Nice color combination. Very nice.

[Christy Lee]

Very springy.

[Tom Griswold]

You like a strangled thing? You like a strangled scenario like that? You like it?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Pick up at the bar.

[Josh Arnold]

What about just a. A light? Just a hand on the throat. Not choking, but just pulling hair.

[Christy Lee]

I've never had it so I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

What about pulling?

[Chick McGee]

Where's David Carradine about it? Oh, wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he did it to him.

[Josh Arnold]

He liked it a little more gentle.

[Tom Griswold]

What about hair pulling? You like hair pulling? Put that in the ponytail. Oh, there we go.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit. You know what that means a little bit?

[Chick McGee]

A lot. Yeah. Could we move on and do the introductions?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

You do kind of look like one of the Pink Ladies today.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Oh, from Greece.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Beauty School dropout. Is that the name?

[Christy Lee]

What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

What am I hearing?

[Pat Godwin]

Good movie.

[Tom Griswold]

There's somebody ringing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is that me? No, that's off.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not getting it.

[Chick McGee]

You had. Are you inside?

[Tom Griswold]

You must have turned it off as I was saying it. Thursday's cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the Originsouls.com sports desk.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on a second. I got too many papers on top of this electronic thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Could any come here and give me one that doesn't have so many buttons?

[Josh Arnold]

I know. He can come in here and hit you in the head with a hammer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah,

[Tom Griswold]

well, you should. Should have heard his music this morning.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, what was it?

[Tom Griswold]

How did you describe it? Innocuous background, it's called. Sure. What?

[Chick McGee]

Amb.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this was the tune.

[Chick McGee]

I know you have the wrong tempo. It's actually slower than that.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, that's exactly how it sounds.

[Christy Lee]

Did it put you to sleep?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I put my headphones.

[Chick McGee]

It helps. It helps me not have to hear the tinnitus, that constant ringing in my ears.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, your doctor recommended that, did he?

[Chick McGee]

No, I figured it out on my own. It's pretty obvious, but yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Is that why you talk all the time you're diagnosed?

[Josh Arnold]

Is your tinnitus rather constant these days?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, dude.

[Christy Lee]

So if you're talking, you don't.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I'm talking about, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There's a constant. You have to ignore it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's drives. It can drive.

[Pat Godwin]

You'll go crazy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I bet.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, I can't believe you don't have it after all these years wearing headphones.

[Christy Lee]

Not that badly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There's a bizarre.

[Christy Lee]

I keep mine way down. You guys have your headphones way.

[Chick McGee]

There's a bizarre.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, I can't hear you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there's a bizarre new treatment for it involving Your tongue? I won't even go into it.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me tell you something.

[Christy Lee]

Are you trying it?

[Chick McGee]

No. Oh, it's electronic in your tongue and I don't believe it.

[Tom Griswold]

Doctor, suck it on your tongue. You like that?

[Chick McGee]

No. By the way, we opened up with the song. It was a shard from Donnie. This is a nice letter from Wayne. Wwe know, he goes, I'm a truck driver in Dayton, Ohio. I sometimes do a trailer swap in Springboro. The first road you come to going east on 73 off I75 is Shartz Road.

[Tom Griswold]

I know exactly where that is.

[Chick McGee]

Could you please play the tribute?

[Josh Arnold]

I've been on charts Road. Have you guys seen it? No, just skid marks as far as. Yeah, yeah. They must be really taken off.

[Chick McGee]

Well, hey, WW Take care of yourself, buddy. He's got some issues going on. We're gonna. You're gonna be fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Double dub.

[Chick McGee]

And he wants a special song coming up from Pat. We'll get to it in a few minutes because I forgot to tell.

[Tom Griswold]

See, the one time you don't say, what does that person want to hear of mine?

[Pat Godwin]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You can make the joke and come.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

It's a complicated one. It's one of those parodies of a parody.

[Pat Godwin]

Parody of a parody.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Remember? What did you say about that the other day, Josh? Oh, hat on a hat on the hat. Okay, well, thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Short road that signed. How many times has that sign been stolen?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, now, I didn't notice. I have two letters, both with the heading Shart, written by Mark. He wrote, Dear Mr. McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This is one of those new. That's this new tech. This is this new letter we're getting. The short letters to Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the.

[Josh Arnold]

Every.

[Tom Griswold]

Every person has. There are a million city stories in the naked city. Each person has their own own story.

[Chick McGee]

When I was a kid, I thought that was really dirty. Yeah, the nudity was evil.

[Tom Griswold]

Surprised they let the censors let. That tide will go out. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This comes to us from Todd O. In Buckhorn, California. He says, Dear Mr. McGee, I was tying my boots today and sharded. Oh, today is laundry day. I forgot to warn my wife. Please inform her.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, don't you.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, don't you throw it away.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, don't you rinse it out and then.

[Christy Lee]

I mean throw it away.

[Josh Arnold]

Pre wash. You certainly don't just put it in with the other laundry and forget to warn your wife.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have throw underwear away.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you do.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe I do. You can go Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

I do all my own laundry anyway. So do I. I insist on.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, me too.

[Tom Griswold]

Has it ever this happened to you that yes. Someone accidentally did your laundry and you just went nuts on. Well, how dare you.

[Chick McGee]

Other way around.

[Tom Griswold]

You've done her laundry.

[Chick McGee]

I'll come home and throw something in the dryer.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, that's why I learned that lesson.

[Christy Lee]

Well. Yeah, because you shrink stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Some underwear goes in.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Some women's underwear doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

I actually.

[Chick McGee]

It's like doing triage after a school shooting. It's really complicated.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

The what are short road, sharp road

[Tom Griswold]

is funny because I accidentally washed a pair of jeans with a belt in it one time. Oh, I still. I've never heard the end of it. Still to this day. Never heard.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's funny because it must have been very loud.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah. That washer's broke. What the hell?

[Christy Lee]

The leather was really soft though.

[Tom Griswold]

Damn.

[Chick McGee]

I just put a pair of funky leather shoes in the washing machine. They were like half leather, half rubber. Whatever. Oh, lover hiking.

[Josh Arnold]

That's an extra flubber. And you see how I can jump and they're great.

[Chick McGee]

Really came out great.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

They were old and in the way it.

[Tom Griswold]

They have like, I'm gonna say 9 million different sneaker shoe cleaning devices and

[Josh Arnold]

formulas without having to put them in the water.

[Tom Griswold]

Without having to put them in the washers.

[Josh Arnold]

Go for it.

[Chick McGee]

They're keens. Ever heard of that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They came.

[Chick McGee]

They came out great.

[Tom Griswold]

They have a nice product ready to go.

[Chick McGee]

They do.

[Tom Griswold]

The style's lacking.

[Chick McGee]

Well, hello to.

[Tom Griswold]

That would explain you loving hello to

[Chick McGee]

Mrs. O and Buckhorn. You're gonna encounter a sharted pair of underwear today.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God, I'd be so mad.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that still. In a relationship the lady is expected

[Josh Arnold]

to do laundry that might be a household where she just insists on it because he. But the man who shorts and then just throws it in the laundry isn't the guy you want doing your laundry.

[Tom Griswold]

True. That's true.

[Josh Arnold]

She may have some rules that takes

[Chick McGee]

all the romance away too sharding. That night she's going to look at him and go, you know something, honey? Not tonight.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I'm going to be honest. Cleaning the shard out of your pants really got me horny.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's. Well, if that happens, I guess it's a good match.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not. But licking anything. Okay,

[Chick McGee]

we have some more.

[Tom Griswold]

Try and ruin that.

[Chick McGee]

We have some more Gunsmoke information just in case you.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know you guys want to vote?

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

We want to vote.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I want to vote. Ready?

[Tom Griswold]

I say nay.

[Christy Lee]

Nay.

[Josh Arnold]

Nay. I think I'm a nay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Does it matter at all, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Nope.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we got a nay calling from the producer.

[Chick McGee]

Well, in that case, when we come back, I'm now going to do it with audio. I wasn't going. I was just gonna read it. Now I'm gonna read it and play it.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a. So there. That was a. Well, that Jack Benny would be impressed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And remember, I hate the show.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

But this one.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what's so baffling.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Hates us and the show.

[Chick McGee]

Yet he continues open with a really horrifying joke. Got a great laugh.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I say one every break.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go. You had that one lined up, huh?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing's funnier than that topic.

[Chick McGee]

Just trying to sort through something Mark from. Mark from Wichita has written back. We'll find out what he has to say. Oh, you know something? I've got a great letter here.

[Tom Griswold]

I hear Wichita, and I think I gotta go get some fresh horses.

[Chick McGee]

I think the thing. Wichita Lineman, which is a terrific song.

[Pat Godwin]

I think it's seven nation Army.

[Tom Griswold]

Could be going to Wichita. Could be the Wichita lineman. Could be the greatest song ever written in history.

[Josh Arnold]

I think of plane strains and automobiles.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

People train don't run out of Wichita. Lesson you a hog or a cattle.

[Tom Griswold]

Unless. And you're a cattle.

[Josh Arnold]

People train, run out of stubville.

[Chick McGee]

This is a letter that will lead into a little bit of a statement from Josh. Dear everyone, this is from Michael.

[Tom Griswold]

He writes, michael, roll the boater.

[Chick McGee]

Is there any way you can put together an album of just your orange insoles commercials?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I wondered how long this was gonna take.

[Chick McGee]

I almost crashed my car. Writes Michael from laughing during the Barney segment. Was that yesterday or the day before? That was yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

I forget. Barney, don't. Don't dive too deep a dive into our Barney.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Somewhere in there somebody said, you can put a rubber on and slam it in your car door. By the way, I've retired from the army. I spend most of my time in flip flops on Florida Space Coast. But I may just have to get some orange insoles anyway. Thank you, Mike.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we appreciate you, Mike. When you do order your orange [e-mail], don't forget that promo code, Bob and Tom. Mike, that's going to get you five bucks off your total order. Plus you're going to get free shipping. I think any veteran, no matter where you are should get free shipping.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, absolutely, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But you're in the USA currently. You said you're on the great, what is it? The Space Coast.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, the astronauts coming

[Christy Lee]

back 807 this evening splash down near San Diego.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, I will be watching now it'll be daylight, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And San Diego, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Like 8, 16, 8:20 sun setting right now. Check local listing.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen the parachute array and that? It's super cool. I'm sorry. Back to orange insoles.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that's a soft nice landing when you've got a parachute. Yeah, kind of lowering. We don't have that as human beings like to kind of keep us.

[Chick McGee]

Are you gonna tie this into orange?

[Josh Arnold]

I am tying it.

[Chick McGee]

Are the parachutes orange? If not, I say they are.

[Tom Griswold]

The closest thing that we have is orange insoles.

[Josh Arnold]

We can't do it from the top, we have to do it from the bottom. Our foundation.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. They have three shoots. Orange insoles typically come in pairs.

[Tom Griswold]

How do they not get the parachutes tangled up when they're three, Right?

[Christy Lee]

Well, let's hope they don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, hopefully they're not tangled up in orange. Yeah, orange insole.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that song.

[Chick McGee]

Tangled up in orange.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, we could all do Bob Dylan.

[Chick McGee]

Let's hope there's not a hurricane.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, my soles, they are a change. Is that a thing?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it works.

[Josh Arnold]

So here's the deal.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a thing?

[Chick McGee]

Originsouls.com Everybody loves sore feet.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Bobby. They don't though. But they love orange insoles. Feet get tired, Bob. You know that. Arches collapse, heels ache, knees complain. What's your real name? Bob Dylan. Last name?

[Chick McGee]

Zimmerman.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Mr. Zimmerman.

[Pat Godwin]

Zimmerman.

[Chick McGee]

Zimmerman, I said Zimmerman.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No, I was my durable enough for work boots, comfortable enough for every mike.

[Chick McGee]

This particular orange commercial will not make the album the deep guy.

[Josh Arnold]

They're built for real people like you out there. They're not just for the Bob Dylan's of the world or the astronauts. They're for folks who are serving and nursing.

[Chick McGee]

You got to serve somebody.

[Josh Arnold]

And I don't mean nursing thing is in breastfeeding. I mean you usually do that sitting, don't you Chris?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, usually, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And we don't have orange breast pumps yet.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. This moment of silence.

[Tom Griswold]

There's something orange insole breast. Cheetos, any. You're eating Cheetos? You're playing with your work on that. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

All the pieces are there.

[Chick McGee]

Cheetos nipples, nursing orange insoles in your feet.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. Orange insouls.com Order more and save with Orange Insoles Bundle packs. They're really going to help maintain that alignment down there. That helps keep all the fatigue and stress off your knees, hips and lower back. You're going to feel a lot better. Order More Save with Orange Insoles Bundle Packs. Be sure to use promo code Bob and Tom at checkout. That's going to get you five bucks

[Tom Griswold]

off your funnel with a bundle.

[Josh Arnold]

That's excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

This is definitely not going to be in the album.

[Josh Arnold]

And remember, if you're in America, free shipping. Originsouls.com promo code Bob and Tom and

[Chick McGee]

thanks for the great letter, Mike. Your mom's going to be great. You're a good guy. I can tell. Now, we have important news coming up from the world.

[Tom Griswold]

Golf, Augusta, the Masters. Unlike any other.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, that green was firm yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Firm and hard.

[Josh Arnold]

Trouble keeping it.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll punish you.

[Donnie]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We have a great dog story, a great cat story, huh? And a absolutely incredibly boring octopus story. But we're gonna do it anyway.

[Josh Arnold]

They're fascinating. I know they gross you out if

[Tom Griswold]

it's the same story. I think. I think it's fascinating. The octopus story.

[Josh Arnold]

They skeeve him out.

[Chick McGee]

It's about an octopus fossil.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's not really an octopus.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not the story.

[Chick McGee]

Don't give it away.

[Christy Lee]

I said, is it an octopus Octopus. Or is.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw a story. Female octopus pie.

[Chick McGee]

No, it is technically.

[Tom Griswold]

Octopuses throw objects. Rocks at male. Two males who are too fresh, who won't leave them alone.

[Josh Arnold]

Like mashers.

[Tom Griswold]

They. They throw rocks at them and push them away to get them off them.

[Chick McGee]

I saw that documentary. It was called which one's the Dick?

[Josh Arnold]

What? I saw an octopus. She just kept hitting men with her purse. Yeah, they referred to her as an octave Buzzy.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

I'll accept that. I would have appreciated a chuckle because, you see, they have eight tentacles. Which one is. Never mind.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought you were calling the guys the Dicks.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The joke needs a lot. Can you write that in your life? We got the orange.

[Josh Arnold]

We have a lot to work on.

[Chick McGee]

The Origin Souls album coming out. We're sending a copy to Mike. I just got a new pair of orange and souls yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

You believe.

[Chick McGee]

I got two new ones.

[Tom Griswold]

You believe in the hereafter? Yeah. Well, then you know what I'm here after.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Ruth.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Also we have a great story involving his pontiffness, the Pope. Yeah, a cool story about the Pope.

[Tom Griswold]

Eldog.

[Chick McGee]

And got a great world record. And. And something that's going to get a bunch of people going down to their basement looking for something, I promise you.

[Tom Griswold]

Bodies?

[Chick McGee]

No, something out of a.

[Tom Griswold]

My grandfather went down to the basement to eat dirt.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, and that's not a euphemism.

[Tom Griswold]

He. Oh. Like to actual. First of all, the house had a dirt floor in the basement.

[Chick McGee]

Second of all, you know, I got a worse basement story. I can't really tell you.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he'd come up, he had a little mud at the corner of his mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that's a. That's a compulsion.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a great way to wake up.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you doing?

[Chick McGee]

I'll tell you what, though. I walk outside, food everywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man. As far as the audience.

[Chick McGee]

Plentiful.

[Tom Griswold]

That's how bad my grandmother's cooking was. I'd rather eat dirt.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. I'll pass him the filet mignon. I've got some nice soil.

[Tom Griswold]

I've lived a life, haven't I?

[Announcer]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

He loved the filet o soil. I think I've done.

[Chick McGee]

I would say we're Both shooting about 28, 29 from the field. What's that? But I, I did get one half court shot in.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the dessert with the. Put gummy worms in it and then.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, sometimes they just buy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's called dirt something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, I've heard a couple different names, right?

[Chick McGee]

We'll find out when we come Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Pat. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

At the I hate Stephen Singer, sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, man. And I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Tom, it's time for emails from our listeners Brought to you by Hyundai. Yeah, Hyundai's 2026 hybrid vehicle lineup. Advanced safety technology meets hybrid efficiency. It's the best of both worlds. Hyundai USA.com I thought for the longest time hybrid was hybrid.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, did you?

[Chick McGee]

I hy bird.

[Tom Griswold]

I misunderstood.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, we have a request for starting with our letters. I mentioned this earlier. It's for Patty G. This is from a WW He's Wayne. He's driving a truck right now in Dayton, Ohio. He's the guy that likes to drive by a. Oh, short road. Hey, Wayne, when next time can you get a picture of it and send it to us?

[Tom Griswold]

Wayo.

[Chick McGee]

But he wants. I told Pat what the song was. Does this need any introduction, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

This is.

[Pat Godwin]

People think this is reminiscent of a Tim Cavanaugh song, but I don't really see the connection.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

My poor girlfriend has irritable bowel syndrome. And William Shack Shatner shoe souvenirs displayed in her home. I better be careful. She is shat in her pants. She is Shatner shoes. She is Shatner girdles. Sometimes people don't even notice. She is shat in her sheets. She is shat in her underwear. She is shat in her jammies. The Star Trek bet she's even shat in her too.

[Chick McGee]

I don't see the no connection. Blakey, WW Keep driving that truck. We appreciate it.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys know where Walford, Iowa is?

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's where Gary's from.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Gary.

[Josh Arnold]

So now we know. He says, I went kayaking early in the spring. It was a bit chilly outside, so I took a compact gas furnace along to keep the warmth. Well, the heater caught the kayak on fire and it sank. Which just goes to show you, you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

[Chick McGee]

I did not see that. I was just thinking, what kind of idiot can get into a kayak with a heater? But, well, thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

And then he says, I'll show myself out.

[Chick McGee]

That is excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

I think this hearkens back to I'll have my cake. And Edith, too. Yeah, we were talking about that the other day.

[Chick McGee]

Now you got one over there?

[Tom Griswold]

I do. Dear Bob and Tom show. Hi, chick. Matt from Iowa here again. You recall earlier in the week I texted you, my wife is making me do the dishes. I can't help but think, ain't no way to live, boy. Well, I shared the interaction with my wife. She is not impressed. Some may might say she's mad at me. Anyway, she has me doing the dishes again and it's still no way to live. Matt from Dallas County, Iowa. Dear Bob and top show, I saw a crow and a fox fighting over a dead chipmunk.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sometimes nature is disgusting.

[Tom Griswold]

And dear Chick, I can't agree with you more. I'm not sure if you remember saying this, but yeah, water drinkers. Who needs them? That's Jeff in Kentucky.

[Christy Lee]

He's talking about me water right now.

[Chick McGee]

That's just a cup of hot water.

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Josh Arnold]

You do whatever you it takes to enjoy the morning.

[Christy Lee]

I enjoy it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I walked in there and all I heard was what Josh was going through all the cabinets.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What were you looking for?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, decaf green tea.

[Chick McGee]

And then I heard Mr. Osu say. Oh, oh, we don't get the delivery from village until this afternoon.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they come later.

[Tom Griswold]

Ye, that's really good.

[Josh Arnold]

I am a less. Less than a man.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, no way you mix.

[Chick McGee]

Look, I'm going to enjoy my decaf tea by my over here and. Oh, sorry. What else you got over?

[Tom Griswold]

You never have decaf tea.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

You're highly cafe.

[Chick McGee]

I've got a whole picture of it

[Tom Griswold]

in there right now. Dear Bob. There's no way to check that. Dear Bob, at top show I had. I had him add cheese to my sausage egg biscuit this morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Smart. I'd like to know who it was

[Tom Griswold]

where Greg and I'm not.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean McDonald's or Hardy's or Chick fil a. Well, they do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, everybody has. Yeah, it seems they're all pretty damn good. Yeah, real good. Real good.

[Chick McGee]

Now, I promise you guys didn't want to hear my letter about Gunsmoke. This all started when I said I didn't particularly care for that show.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? I've changed my mind. I'm excited. You go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm not really going to be able to deliver on this. I can't seem to find the right. This is Mark writes you were talking about Festus. Yeah, Ken Curtis plays Festus. That's him on those old episodes of Gunsmoke.

[Tom Griswold]

Somewhat typecast after.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he was the lead singer in the group the Sons of the Pioneers.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

It occurred to me the sheer boringness of this would appeal to Tom. Mark from Wichita.

[Christy Lee]

He knows you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so it's the Sons of the Pioneers.

[Christy Lee]

What were you looking up?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I found the Pioneers.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, these are the Sons.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's a totally different thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, let's just give this a

[Tom Griswold]

list because they were first pioneers.

[Christy Lee]

I don't Think that's.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think these items are made.

[Chick McGee]

I. I don't see.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man, that is so Ken Curtis

[Chick McGee]

Festus with some dreads. You like this, man?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

This reminds me of my favorite new Pat Godwin song.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, the church thing?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, that's so funny.

[Tom Griswold]

You already played that one. That's what I mean.

[Chick McGee]

Do that in a few minutes. That is. That is my favorite of new. Of your new songs. I really love that. So I'll have to find the Sons of the Pioneers. Sorry, Mark. I'm sure it's in here somewhere, but I will. I'll allow you to continue. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see.

[Chick McGee]

I choose my words carefully.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

In case no one else has mentioned this yet, all 26 episodes of Good Morning World are available on a set of four DVDs and released in 2008.

[Chick McGee]

Are you aware I mentioned that I was talking about one of my favorite books about the real Lewis and Clark? I highly recommend it. Undaunted Courage.

[Tom Griswold]

That Was a Long Summer.

[Chick McGee]

Remember?

[Tom Griswold]

He mentioned it every day. Boy, oh boy, it's a great.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, and then I remember there was a TV show when I was a kid called Good Morning world and the DJs were Lewis and Clark. And it was. And we were talking about it with Dan St Paul, the comedian from San Francisco. Ronnie Shell is A. He's 94 years old, I believe, and Ronnie Shell. And Joby Baker, perhaps best known.

[Tom Griswold]

Ronnie Shell, best known for playing Duke on Gomer Pyle. Usmc.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

That's what he's best known for.

[Chick McGee]

He was a good utility actor.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

But I had mentioned Paul Lynde and I was wrong. I was confused. Billy DeWolf.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Who you'd recognize hilarious character actors in that show. And that I think may have been Goldie Hawn's first, major, very first professional she made.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a girl in my suit.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And apparently those are available on one of the obscure networks. Is that correct?

[Tom Griswold]

Good Morning World.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't know about that.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. This is from F. Hugh. F, period. Hugh. F. Hugh.

[Chick McGee]

That's not his real name.

[Tom Griswold]

Kindest regards.

[Chick McGee]

Check.

[Tom Griswold]

Fu.

[Chick McGee]

Check the email address on. That would be Frank Hughes. Is it different?

[Tom Griswold]

And Tom, do you have a Prime. Amazon prime video?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't disappoint me. You got to have them all.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it is on there.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like at least 24 can be streamed on Amazon Prime. You know what else is on the Ten Speed Brown Shoes. I love that show.

[Josh Arnold]

You're talking about that.

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't really?

[Josh Arnold]

Hold up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's Jeff Goldblum and Ben Vereen.

[Pat Godwin]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

Over the cops.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, private investigators.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I see Brandon writes in from New York. Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick. I saw murder of crows in the cornfield across the road from my house. I think they were talking about you

[Tom Griswold]

again, man. I just can't. I see a bird in the road. I know he's got more than one. You got it out for me. Talking about me.

[Chick McGee]

This is interesting. This comes to us from Schmitty.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Schmitty.

[Tom Griswold]

Schmitty.

[Chick McGee]

Schmitty.

[Christy Lee]

Schmitty.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You think he's friends with F u.

[Christy Lee]

You say Schmitty.

[Chick McGee]

S. Excuse me? S. C H, M I, T T. Yeah, Schmitty.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to fire a guy named Schmitty.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, it was horrible.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's no fun.

[Christy Lee]

What if it's the same guy?

[Chick McGee]

Because you were the boss of somebody.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. A music and program director. Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

I went to homecoming with Katie Schmidt. We would call her Schmitty.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Schmitty, I'd fired him, and he took it really well. It was. It was like, hey, don't worry about. I'm.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, those are the guys you got to watch out for.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They come back in the afternoon.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you're firing me? First guy's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I ever. I ever knew that. Had a beer tap in his basement.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

That might have been part of the problem. Go ahead to help.

[Chick McGee]

Schmitty is a musician. He goes. There's a massive British style brass band contest being held in Fort Wayne, Indiana, today and tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Over 50 highly competitive groups of expert level brass musicians.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it like a marching band thing or.

[Chick McGee]

He goes. I'll be representing Josh as a trombonist in the St. Louis Brass Band. Going up against 15 other extremely talented ensembles in our division. Right on.

[Josh Arnold]

You'll do great.

[Chick McGee]

And he separates this in a good way. He goes, tom, I know you love big horns. Ace likes heavy metal puns. Chick, you like anything British.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's got something for everybody.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Checking several boxes.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. Schmitty from Columbia, Missouri.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice.

[Christy Lee]

Like that.

[Chick McGee]

Because you have to.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta watch your lips.

[Chick McGee]

You gotta be.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. You've got to be careful with Schmitty. It might come out like something else.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, if you forget an M,

[Josh Arnold]

you can say Schmitty. Pretty fast, Schmidt.

[Chick McGee]

Pretty fast.

[Tom Griswold]

What's going on, Schmitty?

[Pat Godwin]

There's no danger there.

[Tom Griswold]

FU is what you gotta worry about now.

[Josh Arnold]

FU can be Fu. Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Is there somebody whose real name is, like, Fu Johnson?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we just had an email from him. I don't think that's real.

[Chick McGee]

Look at his. See if there's an email address on top. And I bet it's a different name. That's how you always can tell.

[Tom Griswold]

It is.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what, Mike?

[Josh Arnold]

That guy's the big F. Hugh is a bigger troublemaker than that last letter we got from C. Unsberg.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Josh. Now, do they.

[Chick McGee]

Do they police email addresses the way they do vanity plates?

[Josh Arnold]

Not at all.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

So could you get anything you want?

[Chick McGee]

F. Hugh, Mother?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, maybe not.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm guessing you can.

[Josh Arnold]

There was a time where you could. You absolutely could, but now maybe they've kind of stepped up and said, hey, we can't really.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, if you're. If you're applying for a job, you really don't want to have your return email address, right? Yeah, it's up against the wall, Mother.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember my. My brother John? His Zoom name in a. In a corporate Zoom. He forgot.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, was it something.

[Pat Godwin]

What was it?

[Josh Arnold]

Big Daddy Dick.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's hear from everybody.

[Chick McGee]

We're gonna head to the accounting department. I. I see we have a login for Big Daddy Dick.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Big Daddy Dick, your thoughts on the. The upcoming. The upcoming layoffs in your apartment?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, first, me.

[Chick McGee]

All right, now I want to talk about going to the mailbox, which I hate doing. You go to the mailbox, and there's a bunch of junk mail. No, I don't need a new roof. I just got one. And then you see.

[Tom Griswold]

For goodness sake.

[Chick McGee]

No, I know. Yeah. You see those bills and you go, wait a minute. I owe the credit card company a great deal of money. And after a while, those things, because of the gigantic interest rate on them, it gets to the point where all you can do is pay off the interest, and it's getting worse and worse. There may be a way out of that. And American Financing is America's home for home loans. Now, how does this apply to your credit card? Well, your house is probably worth a lot more than it was just a few years ago. It's kind of happening everywhere in North America for some reason, and that can be really good news. So you have a lot more equity in that house and than you had just a few years ago. So how does that apply? Well, you can refinance that and take some of that cash and pay off those credit cards and that high interest rate. In fact, American Financing sent me some numbers here. Let's see average average savings of their customers right now is about 800 bucks a month. That's really $10,000 a year back in your pocket. Just takes a few minutes. They can look over your numbers and see what would work for you. So give them a shot. Might be fun, might be great to get your head above water once again. American financing.net this is what they specialize in. You can call them at 866-889-2611. It's easier just to find them online by going to americanfinancing.net I'd ask you to add the slash Bob and Tom so they know that we told you about them. American Financing.net BobandTom NMLS 182334 NMLS consumeraccess.org APR for rates in the five start at 6.196%. For well qualified borrowers, call 86688. Details about credit costs and terms visit americanfinancing.net BobandTom Want to share a letter or comment?

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[Tom Griswold]

Hunter Today hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your Car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Chrissy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick McGee. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Pat. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't mean to complain, but I have my very first sty.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

On my right eye. No, upper eyelid, right eye.

[Christy Lee]

They can be.

[Tom Griswold]

They can be painful.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It doesn't feel great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But. Yeah. I never. I've never had one. Have you guys had.

[Chick McGee]

How do you know it is one I have had.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's one. It's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Your right eyes, all puffy.

[Josh Arnold]

Looked it up, and it looks. It looks exactly like every image of style.

[Tom Griswold]

It is somewhat puffy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you can see it?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, absolutely. You look like a drunk Billy Joel.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk.

[Josh Arnold]

I bought some warm compress things that go. We'll go over.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you got to go warm. Cold, warm, cold, warm.

[Christy Lee]

I think he's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he's right. Don't. Don't pin me down.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to, because you do the disclaimer. All medical advice on the show is incorrect.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's true.

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes you tell the truth, sometimes you don't. And I. You have a great.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember this. I never tell the truth.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Am I lying now or not?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show, I think I have a raccoon in my attic.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show, it just dawned on me.

[Chick McGee]

That's it.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that the letter?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He thinks that leads me to this letter. Dear Chick, these are really making Tom upset.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Thomas, by the way,

[Chick McGee]

if you've got a raccoon in your attic, you know what that means, Christy,

[Christy Lee]

You've got raccoon poop and pee in your.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You want to get that out of there?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. There was a raccoon in the old part of the old building. There was a raccoon. Raccoon in the ceiling.

[Tom Griswold]

Are we sure?

[Chick McGee]

Defendant.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a raccoon.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. To get a guy to get out here.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Trapper Jack.

[Chick McGee]

Remember? You look up at those ceiling tiles, and they'd be all orange water.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, this might start some conversation. This email from Steve. Dear Bob and Tom show, it just dawned on me. I've never seen a squirrel urinate. Nor have I. Steve lives in Appleton, Wisconsin. You've seen dogs urinate? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do they squat Like a dog.

[Chick McGee]

They're so close to the ground.

[Tom Griswold]

If they were taller. Yeah. You could see.

[Chick McGee]

That's why you never hear someone go, hey, squirrel dick, you know what?

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Never seen one.

[Tom Griswold]

You know why?

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

They're close to the ground. Okay, back to the more important yes. Thing, which is our discussion about Gunsmoke, the TV show I can't stand, and Festus was a member of the Sons of the Pioneers.

[Tom Griswold]

Please stop teasing. Please tell me you have the Sons of the Pioneers.

[Chick McGee]

I think I do. I think this is the actual Sons of the Pioneers.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Remember this one?

[Jeff Oskay]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

That doesn't seem. Doesn't seem baritone enough. That sounds like a.

[Tom Griswold]

A squirrel.

[Christy Lee]

Is this a remake of the hit?

[Chick McGee]

No, this is the original.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Ghost Riders.

[Christy Lee]

Original Ghost Riders in the sky.

[Chick McGee]

Sons of the Pioneers.

[Tom Griswold]

Festus wrote it.

[Chick McGee]

He did not. But why is it?

[Christy Lee]

Why? Where do you get the name Festus? Every time you say that, I think of Fester. It sounds horrible.

[Chick McGee]

I think of fetus. I find it really disturbing.

[Tom Griswold]

I think a fistula, which is caused by an ingrown hair. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

In any event, the guy that. The guy that Ken Curtis was in that band had a lot of people, including Roy Rogers.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And Hal Smith.

[Josh Arnold]

Not the Hal Smith.

[Tom Griswold]

No. You know.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you just embarrassed yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know who Al Smith is?

[Chick McGee]

You do know who Hal Smith is?

[Josh Arnold]

I do, yes.

[Chick McGee]

He's one of the greatest characters in the history of television.

[Tom Griswold]

Otis. The drunk from the. Andy. Otis.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

You've never.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? Andy Griffith was a sick day show. It was okay. The only time I ever saw it was when I was sick and Price is Right was over.

[Chick McGee]

Does that mean you don't want your new copy of Tags?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I do. I do.

[Chick McGee]

The Andy Griffith show magazine.

[Josh Arnold]

It's right there behind kindling for the branches in my backyard that I'm burning in my hair.

[Chick McGee]

I think that's disdainful.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. Hey, Chick. We have four white squirrels in our neighborhood, and they will only hang out with one another.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if I believe that.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Roger. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't mean girls.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. I'll buy no squirrels.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe they do.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. Yeah, maybe they.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know about the black squirrels.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never seen those.

[Chick McGee]

Up in Harbor Springs. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, black.

[Josh Arnold]

And Missouri is primarily gray squirrels.

[Tom Griswold]

Hemingway.

[Chick McGee]

Hemingway writes about them.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think. Think black squirrels are black.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think I've seen them.

[Chick McGee]

They sure look black to Me.

[Pat Godwin]

Unless I don't see color.

[Christy Lee]

You don't see that?

[Chick McGee]

I only see it. I only see it in personal relations.

[Josh Arnold]

And then it's really. It really highlights, doesn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

You guys know anybody who's colorblind?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, my dad.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he was.

[Tom Griswold]

He was absolutely red.

[Chick McGee]

Green or I was just colorblind.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Huh. The great colorblind scene. What is. What's that movie where they're on the bus, they're going across the country and the Graduate.

[Josh Arnold]

The trip to Bountiful.

[Chick McGee]

No, the guy wants to be a pilot.

[Tom Griswold]

Driving Miss Daisy.

[Chick McGee]

The driving the van.

[Tom Griswold]

Driving Miss Daisy, too. He drives a bus in that one.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Little Miss Sunshine.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Little Miss Sunshine. There's the great. That's a great sops.

[Christy Lee]

They're in a bus.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me get this straight. Your synopsis of Little Miss Sunshine is. They're driving across the country in a bus.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Because the one Steve isn't.

[Chick McGee]

Steve Carell driving.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They are in a van.

[Chick McGee]

And the guy. That guy wants to be a pilot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but the whole movie.

[Chick McGee]

What is his name? Paul. Dano.

[Josh Arnold]

Dano Paul. Daniel wants to be a. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it Daniel?

[Christy Lee]

It is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He's the first movie.

[Chick McGee]

Great actor.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah. Not according to Quentin Tarantino.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I.

[Tom Griswold]

He's wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Tarantino is wrong.

[Pat Godwin]

He's wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

He could be wrong.

[Chick McGee]

He's a great actor. Anyway, that's all I know about colorblindness. You ever taken that test?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You can see in school we had

[Tom Griswold]

to see the number three. You're not colorblind, but apparently you can't be a pilot.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we have more letters. We have something cool in the world of sports. We have a bizarre octopus story coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, by the way, Rory McElroy, your leader, after the first round of the master.

[Chick McGee]

Defending champion.

[Tom Griswold]

Defending champ. Scotty shot a seven.

[Chick McGee]

Who are your favorite? Rory's. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Rory Calhoun.

[Josh Arnold]

Rory Calhoun is good.

[Tom Griswold]

Rory Gallagher.

[Pat Godwin]

Guitar.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Great guitar player.

[Tom Griswold]

The obscurity of your music setting you up?

[Chick McGee]

No. Didn't you notice that Pat knew it right away?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I'm also.

[Josh Arnold]

Rory Culkin is good.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. He's one of the Culkins.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there we go.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm looking this guy's name up. He's Dazed and Confused. Lori. Rory Cochrane. Yeah, he's a good actor.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that. What? Hugh Laurie's son. Rory Laurie.

[Josh Arnold]

Rory Laurie is an unsung British stage actor.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what, Tom? Thank you. Thank you very much. And I mean that.

[Chick McGee]

I knew a great guy named Rory.

[Tom Griswold]

Rory Laurie.

[Josh Arnold]

That's got to be Irish, right? Or something, right?

[Tom Griswold]

He guest starred on House.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, why wouldn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

Why would. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Named him while drunk. Okay, that's all coming back to us eventually. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. the news center, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

He's at the IH Steven Singer, sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick [e-mail] sports desk. Hello, Tom. We have more.

[Chick McGee]

You have more mail?

[Tom Griswold]

I have more.

[Chick McGee]

More mail. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. I'm not sure. I think my local convenience store lowered the temperatures in their cold drink cooler.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, they may have.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Energy. That's Jeremy and Art.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. If they lowered the temperatures. Yeah, that's a good thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, maybe. Maybe they're too cold and maybe the. The pops ending up frozen.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

He would have said that. I think they're just doing the smart thing. That's a stupid letter.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's a fine one. We need you to know.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? I can't. I can't argue with that. Dear Bob and Tom Show. I got my dog a squeaky toy. It's a shape of a hot dog. He loves it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's real Adam from Sioux Falls.

[Chick McGee]

Be careful. He's gonna eat the Chew the thing up and swallow the whistle. And you're gonna be paying 5,000 bucks

[Christy Lee]

to have a positive. Hey, is that true, Chick? This is from Matt.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I felt chilly this morning. Bumped thermostat up to 72.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If you're chilly, you gotta, you gotta go ahead and bump it up.

[Tom Griswold]

I. This might sound weird. I keep everything in an odd, odd number that.

[Christy Lee]

I know that sounds weird.

[Josh Arnold]

So would you go 71 or 73 or 69?

[Christy Lee]

We keep ours at 68. What do you keep your house at around there? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Gotta be an even number.

[Christy Lee]

Gotta be an even number.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

You guys are gonna go to hell. Okay. Got a nice letter here. Everybody knows that. It's got a. When you, when you get.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to hell. But that's not the reason.

[Chick McGee]

When you get in your car.

[Josh Arnold]

Car.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have the digital readout of the temperature right there in the dash?

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So you.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a car made this century that doesn't have the digital?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, but the point is it has to be even numbers, right?

[Christy Lee]

It can't be. Sometimes it's not an even number.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you mean the setting of the

[Chick McGee]

setting of the thermostat.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not the out.

[Josh Arnold]

Not the outdoor.

[Christy Lee]

Not the outdoor temperature.

[Chick McGee]

Now what's your policy on passengers changing that?

[Christy Lee]

I don't care. Because you can change their side and not yours.

[Tom Griswold]

Or they can.

[Chick McGee]

Should they ask permission first?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I grant permission almost immediately.

[Chick McGee]

What about the radio? You get in the car with one of your dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that's a whole different story.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I thought that rule was driver gets to control the radio.

[Chick McGee]

Not in my car.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I have no doubt you don't control anything.

[Pat Godwin]

When are you surprised you're driving?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know why you don't just shed all those people and just live like a kid.

[Pat Godwin]

Got your losses.

[Tom Griswold]

Just have a different.

[Josh Arnold]

Every night, just stand up in the middle of dinner one time. Even, you know, a fine dinner, even when it's nice. I've had a stand up and go, you know what? I'm out.

[Tom Griswold]

I've had it. This is all.

[Chick McGee]

If this table weren't solid oak, I'd flip it.

[Josh Arnold]

What have I been doing?

[Tom Griswold]

I want you people to know and refer to them as you people. I. I've had it. And I'm serious. And don't call me.

[Josh Arnold]

And I mean this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Good luck.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't wish you, any of you ill, but my God, good luck.

[Chick McGee]

Because my, my 13 year old daughter got on this. This kick of listening, I won't even say who the artist was, but every song was sadder than the previous one.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, one of these.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody's dead or dying. Life is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And I said, I can't stand it anymore. Could you play some uptempo Taylor Swift or something? I. Dear Bob and Tom, I agree with you. Ah, this is another letter about the show Gunsmoke that I hate.

[Tom Griswold]

Who hit their mic.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, that was me. He did about Miss Kitty on Gunsmoke.

[Tom Griswold]

She's a.

[Chick McGee]

My high school sweetheart's name was Kitty. Her father named her that because he loved Gunsmoke and her after Miss Kitty as a teenager. I thought, that's weird. He named her after a prostitute. My dad always watched the show and he said she was a madam.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, see?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

It just wasn't spoken.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Thank you, Heath. That's a cool name.

[Tom Griswold]

And you know, Doc Milburn Stone was a gynecologist. He kept everything running.

[Chick McGee]

He famously invented the stirrups at the whorehouse.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, didn't he?

[Chick McGee]

Also, he took the stirrups on a horse and was. You know, I mounted those over here.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

I could get that big spread eagle going.

[Josh Arnold]

And he would often treat women for mania with a. An empty.

[Tom Griswold]

A good.

[Josh Arnold]

An empty branch full of bees. Full of bees.

[Tom Griswold]

A good orgasm will get rid of that mania.

[Chick McGee]

We got almost a little real information in there. I mean, if you want to read about childbirth back in the day. Wouldn't allow men to look. It was horrific, of course. Unbelievable.

[Josh Arnold]

How did.

[Chick McGee]

How did.

[Christy Lee]

You were royal.

[Chick McGee]

How did men not get wiped out by women armed with weapons? How did they let us live?

[Tom Griswold]

That's an interesting question.

[Josh Arnold]

So where were we?

[Chick McGee]

I got another request coming up for Pat. We'll get to that in several minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

That very popular. Boy, what a day.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we could do it right now if you want. Do you have any more letters over there?

[Tom Griswold]

I do not. Christy, did you have any?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, I've got a couple we'll get to later. Oh, I want to do a quick once around on some of the shows coming up this weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

Reach around because you're reaching around to get the plugs.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I've got a bunch of things. Justin Wilmot, you ever have reach around the magician?

[Josh Arnold]

The old rusty trombone.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure that's some. That's some vulgar sex term. The rusty trombone.

[Josh Arnold]

It's pretty dirty. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to know what it is. All right, I can guess. But you're Somewhat of a manualist when it comes to the realm of sexuality.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet you'd like it.

[Chick McGee]

I'd rather not know. I was gonna say on a much more pleasant note, Appleton, Wisconsin, tonight, one of my favorite performers of all time is the magician and comedian Justin Willman. He's gonna be there this evening.

[Josh Arnold]

Are we 100 convinced he's not a wizard or.

[Christy Lee]

He's a wizard?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. There's some sort of supernatural.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, That's a great plot for a movie. The guy is actually. He's magic.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He has to hide it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

He has to be a magician.

[Chick McGee]

I'd say that would be a great movie.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great movie.

[Chick McGee]

I think maybe Justin really is a magician.

[Josh Arnold]

He's not a Muggle, I'll tell you that.

[Chick McGee]

He's also the nicest guy ever. He's going to be in Milwaukee Saturday night. He's got a bunch of gigs coming, including Wausau Sunday night. I'm a huge fan. He's gone on a big tour. He'll be in Fort Lauderdale, Chicago, East Lansing, Saginaw, Reading, Stockton, lots of places where we're on the radio. So if you get a chance, check out Justin Willman's website. That is a double thumbs up. And I'll borrow two of your hands. Josh. Just not. Not that one.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not the Rusty Trumbo.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Four thumbs up. Or three in this case. He's a wonderful guy. Now, what's coming up in the world of sports? You want to give me a teaser?

[Tom Griswold]

Masters? Rory McElroy is your leader after the first round. Joel Embiid continues his bad luck with injuries. Unbelievable. And also a world record. That's not worth

[Josh Arnold]

the paper.

[Chick McGee]

It's printed, I think. Think. Hey, if you're much more difficult than you think.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're thinking about buying tickets to go see FIFA World cup action, I'm

[Josh Arnold]

getting on that today, dude. Anybody else need one?

[Tom Griswold]

You better.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you go to the bank.

[Christy Lee]

I have friends who've been trying to get tickets. They were on queue for six and a half hours.

[Tom Griswold]

Crack open that 401.

[Chick McGee]

This just proves I'm living in the wrong world. You couldn't drag me to one of those things.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Two hours of boredom and there's the ball over there.

[Tom Griswold]

I always watch the World cup when it's on the. On the tv.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not gonna.

[Josh Arnold]

I get into it, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing more boring.

[Josh Arnold]

That's okay.

[Christy Lee]

According to you.

[Chick McGee]

I know. I'm. I'm pleased that these people will be elsewhere I can maybe go to places where it's not as crowded now,

[Tom Griswold]

you know, your memories and your feelings aren't everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm just not going to pretend I'm interested in soccer.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah,

[Chick McGee]

I've watched my kids play soccer, and I want to develop one of those a. What is it? What are those? Those glasses you wear that have TVs in them.

[Josh Arnold]

VR.

[Chick McGee]

A VR thing where you can look at a soccer game and it turns into football.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, look.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's actually interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

It's called football.

[Josh Arnold]

Are we actually convinced when he goes to a football game, he watches most of it?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He attends all these, but he has no idea. Yeah, I don't. I can't tell you. Well, I. The last movie he watched was probably the Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz or Body Heat, maybe.

[Chick McGee]

You know, two good ones. Toy Story, I'll. Even better.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you just watch something recently and you liked it and I forget what it was. Was it a movie?

[Josh Arnold]

He did not care for Project Hill Mary, which, yeah, apparently everyone on the planet thinks is really entertaining.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

It's an hour too long. It's really boring.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you stay for the whole movie? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't even get my phone out because I was sitting with the girls.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, you should never take your phone out of the movies.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Even if you put your screen on dim.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man.

[Christy Lee]

You were sitting with the girls. You mean all the girls?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. No, it was okay because if it were just a little, I would never sit through.

[Tom Griswold]

So let me get this straight. You go to a movie with the. The girls, and you've been told not to take your phone out. Is that correct?

[Chick McGee]

It depends where I'm sitting. Go through some email, get some work done.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you sit. Why don't you sit separately in the.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes the girls, I'm sure, have fun. Like, they want to sit by themselves.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fun.

[Chick McGee]

I want to keep my eye out for pervs, you know?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what you're doing?

[Chick McGee]

It depends which theater I go to. There's a couple that are kind of suspect.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

You worked in a movie theater, didn't you, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I did.

[Chick McGee]

Did you ever run to any pervs out there?

[Josh Arnold]

No, you know, I didn't. I ran into a guy who I thought was dead because it took a good three minutes to wake him up.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that's a great kind of sleep.

[Chick McGee]

If he died during that movie, I say, it would have done himself a favor.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it was. It was the movie Wagons East. I remember thinking this guy may have chosen

[Chick McGee]

who was in that.

[Josh Arnold]

Unfortunately, it was John Candy's last movie. And Richard Lewis.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I remember the reviews were terrible. Well, I'm sorry. It's time to check in with Christy Lee. Yeah, I believe. What's going on over there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we're talking Hyundai's today because I absolutely love my Tucson Hybrid.

[Josh Arnold]

Just another cool Hyundai.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like that. Yes, and you will love it, too. It's reliable, it's efficient, it's fun to drive. You have four different driving modes, if you will. And the dashboard changes color depending on what mode you're in, which is.

[Tom Griswold]

Hyundai is reliable. Reliable, Josh. That's exactly right.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I'm reliable, all right. Oh, yeah, My ex wife wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but she got relaxed, she got reliable.

[Josh Arnold]

We're a little departed for that scene,

[Christy Lee]

if you would like.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, I'm completely lost. You were never married.

[Christy Lee]

The Tucson Hybrid has. It's a scene from a movie, John. Tucson Hybrid has America's best warranty. If you need something a little bit more rugged, but still stylish and a little bigger, check out the Santa Fe Hybrid. Power to navigate the toughest terrain. So, see, you can have the best of both worlds here. You can have a really nice, stylish car, and you can have it be very efficient and wonderful. It's the hybrids from Hyundai. That's right. Best of both worlds. You can visit HyundaiUSA.com for all the details or give them a call 562-314-4603 for all the details.

[Chick McGee]

I just love Hyundais. They call it my great Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you given any thought to my suggestion that you stop going to movies? And can you see my point where you might enjoy life?

[Chick McGee]

I know there's a bunch of them I've liked.

[Tom Griswold]

I. No, I. I simply don't believe that.

[Chick McGee]

I just thought that last move was a little bit long, that's all.

[Tom Griswold]

The one with a lot longer. The one with Gosling.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they. And they apparently cut it from four hours.

[Tom Griswold]

Hail Mare.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, if I were.

[Christy Lee]

And it was not nearly as scientific as the book because they wanted to

[Chick McGee]

appeal to kids, I couldn't figure out the whole premise of it. Well, you know, when the monster looked

[Tom Griswold]

ridiculous when it is available.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he like a sweet, friendly alien?

[Chick McGee]

According to the trailer, yeah, but he's really stupid. He looks like a bunch of rocks.

[Josh Arnold]

Rocky.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know that's his name.

[Chick McGee]

It's absolutely not believable, even for a

[Tom Griswold]

Second they call him Rocky.

[Chick McGee]

There's a puppet suit in there. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they, they used a puppet, not a real alien.

[Chick McGee]

It's ridiculous. And of course it is a whole sub theme about the fascism of NASA. It's ridiculous. Now, coming up we have a sporting news involving a great event that happened at the Masters. And my favorite sports story of the week involves the Vatican, of all things. And you're going to find out why. And then we're going to get a great song about the Vatican from Pat Godwin, kind of referencing the Vatican. Anyway, These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Check engine ABS or maintenance light on. Take the guesswork out of your warning lights with O'Reilly Veriscan. The service is free and provides a report with solutions verified by ASE Services Certified Master Technicians.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Chrissy Lee at the news desk.

[Ad Voice]

Hello to.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, there's Pat Godwood.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Very popular man today. There's Josh Arnold and I say deservedly so. Yeah, there you go. There's Ace cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Well, hello. Did you know that Josh Arnold is at The I hate stevensinger.com sidekick jerk. Cuz he is a sidekick, which is a word I really like. Is sidekick primarily a western of western origin? He was the sidekick.

[Josh Arnold]

I think so, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And do you like, like when on your tax return you write sidekick, Is that correct?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no. I know it's a word you like because it minimizes my. My role here, but it does.

[Pat Godwin]

It does.

[Chick McGee]

That's true. Is there any other way I could say a lesser man,

[Jeff Oskay]

a.

[Chick McGee]

A single man, no children won't leave anything behind.

[Josh Arnold]

I see. That's not necessarily a negative sorrow.

[Chick McGee]

What, you think so?

[Josh Arnold]

I know so.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know what today is, Josh? I bet you don't. You're gonna thank me when you hear it's Friday.

[Christy Lee]

The only person in here that can't celebrate his chick.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. That's why. That's why. That's why I found this article.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't he fun?

[Tom Griswold]

What's up?

[Christy Lee]

Isn't he a nice man? Why can't I celebrate National Siblings Day?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

You're a year. You're the only. Only child around.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm the only. Only child. Yeah, well, I think Mark's wife's an only. Actually, if you want to do the.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now, they're not. We're not doing spouses.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay?

[Chick McGee]

That's no fair.

[Josh Arnold]

No that counts, dude. You're not alone.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I've always. I've always thought about starting an only, only, only school club.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Only the onlys.

[Tom Griswold]

Only the only.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you got a name and a song already?

[Christy Lee]

There are some suggestions to celebrate.

[Josh Arnold]

This is to celebrate.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Just.

[Tom Griswold]

Just pound the salt into the wound.

[Christy Lee]

Spend some time with your siblings.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I can't do that.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you can't, but I can't either. They're not around. Well, Josh, you could.

[Tom Griswold]

You know why they're not around? Because you're their brother.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I bet. Jan, if you're listening, I'll send you a note later today.

[Christy Lee]

Play a song or two from the 35 Best Sister Songs list.

[Josh Arnold]

What about brothers?

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know they had one.

[Tom Griswold]

How do we not look at the best sister song?

[Josh Arnold]

Does Sister Sledge count?

[Christy Lee]

Hey, sister.

[Tom Griswold]

So, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Enjoy looking at photos and videos of time spent with your siblings.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought this was Only the Lonely. This is not the.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not right. It's not the Royal Orbis or what? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Martha Davis in the Motels.

[Chick McGee]

Great song.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I love it. I love that keyboard sound of the 80s.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. So to celebrate sibling day, we're supposed to get sister songs? I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, if you're. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What about brother songs?

[Christy Lee]

I didn't say anything about brothers. You wrote the story. Did they not have brothers?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not heavy.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm your brother.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here's what just happened. Tom said, what about brother songs? And he looked right at Ace.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez.

[Chick McGee]

No, I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

The brother Johnson.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Okay. Ah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I looked at Jason, because I asked him, when it comes to brothers, I would like to have him show the following on the screen there.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

And is the screen on?

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't see anything.

[Josh Arnold]

It's gonna be on. He's has his please wait finger up

[Pat Godwin]

and, you know, it's facing the please wait finger.

[Chick McGee]

Look at that. You know who that is?

[Josh Arnold]

Those are the Allman idiots.

[Chick McGee]

The Allman Brothers Band, you know, and what that's at Phil Maurice, the greatest album ever made.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you feel about this? None of us have anything against the almond.

[Josh Arnold]

Not at all. In fact, we like that.

[Pat Godwin]

They're very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Until you started insufferably mentioning them. Mention talking about them every time we turn around.

[Christy Lee]

Ramming them down our throats.

[Chick McGee]

Say one of a great.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at that group right now.

[Christy Lee]

I'm surprised.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a smelly picture.

[Chick McGee]

Those guys are Holden on the road.

[Tom Griswold]

My dad had one of those hats.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the cowboy hat that's kind of all wrinkled.

[Josh Arnold]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

Nope. The other one on the other end. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The one JMO's got on the Marlon Brando Wild Ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is that what that is?

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of. Did Washington wear one of those in cotter?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think he did that. That's. I. My dad's was made out of denim, so I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Those are the only run. No.

[Christy Lee]

Sadly, I'm surprised that you weren't at the Government Mule show the other night. Night. It was a couple nights ago.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Chick McGee]

It's a school night.

[Christy Lee]

I was hoping you'd take the day off.

[Chick McGee]

Whoops.

[Tom Griswold]

We're just kidding. Right? Everybody.

[Chick McGee]

Sadly, only one of those guys is still with us.

[Christy Lee]

Only one?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. J O. Holy hell. The gent on the extreme left.

[Tom Griswold]

As you look at the photograph wearing my dad's hat.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's a famous picture from the COVID at Phil Maurice. The greatest line.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at Dwayne hiding his penis. Look at him. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think he's actually holding a little bottle full of Coke. I think is. In any event, you say they're not alive.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

National.

[Tom Griswold]

Only the good D. National.

[Chick McGee]

Sibling.

[Josh Arnold]

How many were actually brothers?

[Chick McGee]

Two.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Greg and Dwayne Finster.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't there a Finster Almond?

[Pat Godwin]

What about.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at him. He's actually thinking.

[Pat Godwin]

What about Cooper Almond?

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a Finster? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We don't hear much about Cooper Do.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Peyton, Eli and Cooper.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

So it's your. It's. So celebrate.

[Christy Lee]

Celebrate your siblings today.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no. So. But there were no brothers on that. That was the story directly from the source.

[Christy Lee]

It didn't mention brothers. Huh?

[Chick McGee]

Play brother songs. There's so many great brother. The Isley Brothers.

[Pat Godwin]

Everly.

[Tom Griswold]

I was listening to. Who's that lady coming in?

[Josh Arnold]

Brother.

[Chick McGee]

Brother. Brother.

[Josh Arnold]

Avet. Yeah. Yeah. See, that's. Songs with that actually mention a brother. Brother.

[Tom Griswold]

Lou.

[Chick McGee]

And you mentioned. He's not heavy. He's my brother.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now you can't do that about a. If that had been a song about ladies. She's not heavy. She's my sister. That's fat shaming. Yeah. You'd be.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's what they meant by heavy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But. Yes, you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's Heavy, man. That's what they meant.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, you can watch. Oh, brother, where art thou?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Even though none of them were brothers.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well. Happy siblings day.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Apologies to chicken.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he's fine.

[Pat Godwin]

I could loan you a couple.

[Josh Arnold]

He thinks I should be real sad and. And upset that I don't have kids and that you should be real sad and upset we don't have sex.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. He's got very definite opinions about how we should.

[Chick McGee]

But I wanted you to be happy because you can call your brother. You got three brothers.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You're gonna call them all today and say, happy siblings.

[Josh Arnold]

We're. We have a text chain. So yes, I will say happy. In fact, I'll do it. Well, yeah, why not? Let's wake up them up. I'll do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy siblings day, losers.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, put something like. Speaking of brothers, the famous Smothers Brothers line. Mom always liked me best little variation of that.

[Tom Griswold]

They might not even know what.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, we.

[Tom Griswold]

What that is.

[Josh Arnold]

We all know. John was my mom's. Is my mom's favorite.

[Christy Lee]

We all know that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Is he the oldest?

[Josh Arnold]

No, he's the third.

[Christy Lee]

That's interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Where do you fall? You're the second.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm number two. So.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff, Josh, John, Joe, The Avis of and I'm sorry, is that sports?

[Christy Lee]

Sports. We haven't started sports.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? Yes. How about that? Rory McElroy shot a 67.

[Donnie]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

For his best start in the Masters in 15 years. And shares the lead with Sam Burns. Sammy. Sam's brother David. Peter.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, oh.

[Chick McGee]

Peter Burns.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's from. What is it? What?

[Josh Arnold]

Sliding down the Banister.

[Christy Lee]

Sliding down the banister?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Sliding down the Banister by Peter Burns seminal novel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was something to do with syphilis.

[Tom Griswold]

Scotty Scheffler opened with a.

[Chick McGee]

Shouldn't have to touch that. Babe.

[Tom Griswold]

70.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's. Here's brothers for you. I texted Happy National Siblings Day. My older brother Jeff, Gayest holiday. I like him.

[Chick McGee]

He's very funny.

[Tom Griswold]

How you say. You tell him. Chick said. How is he not the one who does comedy? Tell him that. All right. I think you all should do comedy.

[Christy Lee]

The four brothers. Think about brothers.

[Chick McGee]

Have you.

[Pat Godwin]

They're all pretty funny, right?

[Josh Arnold]

The sclars only have two.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Have you ever seen a four? A four headed monster?

[Chick McGee]

A comedy monster, like an improv group. Four brothers. I can't wait to not go.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It would devolve into literally just you're fat and gay. No, You're. You're. You're dumb and queer. Why don't you go kiss a boy? Because I'm busy looking at your fatness.

[Chick McGee]

Kissing your mother.

[Tom Griswold]

That's your mother, too.

[Chick McGee]

It's like the Hanson's on without the ice.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Well.

[Tom Griswold]

PGA golfer Xander Schoffley managed to salvage one of his tee shots despite it landing in an awkward possession position. Here's what happened, everybody. Shoffley had teed off on the par five eighth at Augusta. His ball landed in somebody's merchandise bag just a few feet to the left of the fairway.

[Josh Arnold]

Does he get to keep it?

[Tom Griswold]

He used a T to mark the spot.

[Chick McGee]

That's a. Wait a minute. That's a great question. The. The answer is no.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Because he has to complete the entire round with that ball.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

But it went into the merch bed.

[Tom Griswold]

They're. They're. He. They're looking in the back, and the ball is actually way at the bottom of the bag.

[Josh Arnold]

Shouldn't that be like a minus on that? That. Something like that. They should add things.

[Tom Griswold]

Not only isn't it. But it was a free drive, and

[Christy Lee]

they got to move the bag. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm saying he should be. A point. Should be taken off of his par. You know what? I'm so sure. Because it went into the bag.

[Chick McGee]

No, but that's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a skill. It's way harder to get into the. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

You're saying oh. And instead of penalizing him if he gets a four, it becomes a three.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Then you'd have people placing bags all over the fairways hoping to get.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

But I thought you meant. Does he get. Does the person whose bag it was get to keep the ball? The answer is no.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I knew that.

[Tom Griswold]

But he saved par. Shoffley ultimate shot, ultimately shot a two under seven.

[Chick McGee]

I think to interrupt. I think he should have to shoot it in the bag. Wow. Take his bag wedge. Shoot the bag.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like a. It's like a grabber stick that he just kind of flips it.

[Chick McGee]

There are more crazy rules. Did you see. Oh, gosh. A former PGA winner was kicked off. Was kicked out for using a cell phone.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. One of the older guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Was he using it on the course?

[Chick McGee]

You're not allowed to have him. Yeah. They. Someone saw him, and he.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there are many.

[Chick McGee]

Apologized and was escorted off the course.

[Christy Lee]

So he can't play in the tournament.

[Chick McGee]

He can't be there at all.

[Christy Lee]

So you can't Even if you're in the gallery.

[Chick McGee]

All I know is they, I, they took him off the.

[Josh Arnold]

It's good to see Fred couples out there.

[Chick McGee]

Speaking of, by the way, can I just interrupt remorse with a trivia question? This guy's first name is Xander.

[Josh Arnold]

Xa.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Which is a super cool name.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Was there, wasn't there a DJ named Xander? Was that in Joe? Joe Dirt?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez, I don't know. I remember Dennis Miller was the DJ interviewing him.

[Chick McGee]

Was his name Xander? I think I might have. I've never heard that name except for this guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Xander Berkley's a great character actor you would all recognize, but cool name.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you telling me you watched Joe Dirt?

[Josh Arnold]

I saw it in the theater. Hammered as. I mean, just really. So my buddy was managing. I didn't work at the theater at the time. He was the manager and they sold 48 ounce beers or they were giant pitchers that were meant to share and he gave me one and sent me into Joe Dirt and I got just ripped.

[Tom Griswold]

Alone in the theater.

[Chick McGee]

So did you like the movie?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I howled. Yeah, I bet Bob Zany's in Joe Dirk.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he sure is. Okay, right at the beginning. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And oh, then this. Dennis Miller plays Xander Kelly. Dj. I, I have no idea. Why would I remember remember that? I can't remember where I parked. That's odd thing, my brain. Little storage areas for the uninteresting and boring. So sorry. Did you see the story about this 60 year old guy playing college football?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, but this is right up your alley.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but this is one of your sports stories. Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

His name is Tom Green, the same as the comedian friend of the show. This is a Dateline, Westminster, Maryland. And I apologize for not giving you the story because I just saw it. This guy's got, he's a great guy. He's a cancer survivor. He's going to college for the first time and he's playing College football. He's 60 years old.

[Tom Griswold]

Taking somebody's place on the roster.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, have you no eyes?

[Christy Lee]

He might be very fit. There are a lot of fits.

[Chick McGee]

This is amazing. I heard that he was saying it says if he doesn't start, he's going to enter the portal.

[Josh Arnold]

Go.

[Pat Godwin]

Walk towards the light.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up. There are many rules at Augusta, you know that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys know that. I believe up until last year they didn't allow women on the course. Oh, I might be off on that actually.

[Chick McGee]

Not very far.

[Tom Griswold]

Not very far off. But they have guidelines for broadcasters at the Master Masters.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I would imagine the whisper words

[Tom Griswold]

and things that you can't say you're not allowed to say at the master. I think we had this list last year, but there's been some updates.

[Chick McGee]

So diversity.

[Josh Arnold]

One of them ever since last year when one of those British guys whispered he missed that putt by a sea hare.

[Chick McGee]

That was an Australian.

[Tom Griswold]

That's all right. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

It means less to them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They're very loose with the C word, those Aussies.

[Christy Lee]

It was Mark Calvecchia that was escorted off. The Calcavecchia that was escorted off because he was using a cell phone.

[Chick McGee]

It's amazing. They are. They are strict. Oh, Joe, you're gonna put down the cell phone.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you hear the words they can't say?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm very excited.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, good.

[Chick McGee]

We got that song coming up from Patty G. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm very excited.

[Chick McGee]

I promise I will not reference the Allman Brothers again today.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't just.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no reason for you to make a promise.

[Chick McGee]

You can't.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll just simply don't.

[Chick McGee]

It'll just be Little Feet, another one of my favorite bands. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Show that day.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

At the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair, there's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Tom Griswold]

Howdy do. I am Chick [e-mail] sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee. Yes, I'm certainly enjoying this sportscast. I we had some interesting news from the world of golf.

[Tom Griswold]

Hard to believe. And there's more from the world of. Of golf. Golf. Golf, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They kind of say golf sometimes. Oh, yeah. Listen to those announcers.

[Tom Griswold]

Words and terms the broadcasters of the Masters are required to avoid.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

While covering this major. Fans, F, A, N, S. They can't say fans.

[Chick McGee]

They say. What do they say? Patrons.

[Tom Griswold]

Patrons is the preferred nomenclature. Seemingly, this all comes from. Fan is derived from fanatical. Augusta doesn't want to have anything to do with.

[Josh Arnold]

I worked at a place where we couldn't say customers. We had to say patrons or guests.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is this a house of prostitution?

[Josh Arnold]

It was. Wait, I mean, it was Wendy's.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you love. I love strict rules like this.

[Christy Lee]

Do you?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this is so stupid. Keep going.

[Tom Griswold]

Rough. Virtually every player will end up the play Augusta. You'll end up in the rough, but you won't hear the deep grass. They're referred to as the rough. During a broadcast, they're instructed to use the term second cut.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

From the Style Guide to Abide By. It firmly states there is no rough.

[Chick McGee]

They don't even let dogs bark. Rough.

[Josh Arnold]

Rough.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

They get escorted off.

[Chick McGee]

Did your mom ever, ever refer to while eating chicken as the second joint?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Never did?

[Donnie]

No.

[Christy Lee]

God, no. The second joint. What are you talking about?

[Chick McGee]

That was an old pat. No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

No one.

[Christy Lee]

What is the second joint?

[Chick McGee]

I believe it meant, like, the leg. Because it was. It was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Undignified.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Let me double check that.

[Christy Lee]

I remember because it was undignified to say the chicken leg.

[Chick McGee]

And in more stuffy times, it's too naughty.

[Christy Lee]

The drumstick, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Thigh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it true that people had to cover up piano legs? Yeah, piano legs. Because they were too risque. Oh, that sounds like something I'd make up.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, that. You're absolutely correct. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Victorian times, they were a little strict,

[Chick McGee]

but they call it the second cut.

[Christy Lee]

Second joint, you said.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, but I mean, at Augusta, you say it's in the second cut, not the right.

[Tom Griswold]

Tough. He's in the second cut.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like it. I like it. It's nice.

[Chick McGee]

All right. It's kind of like visiting an old plantation, isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I, I. My family didn't dabble. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have anything to recall on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

No guilt about I my. Nor did mine.

[Tom Griswold]

True or false? You can say sand trap. At Augusta, I'm gonna say false. That's exactly right. Don't say sand trap. I always on the beach.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, you're right. On the beach.

[Tom Griswold]

Bunkers is the preferred word. Bunkers and Only bunkers.

[Josh Arnold]

It is a battle out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Back nine. Don't say back nine, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to say ass end.

[Chick McGee]

Other side.

[Tom Griswold]

They prefer for you to say second nine.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Second half.

[Tom Griswold]

No, second nine. Now cut that out. You're gonna get in trouble.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well.

[Tom Griswold]

Driving range.

[Christy Lee]

What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

The course features a standard driving range as well as driving range as other spaces reserved for working on your short game.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Tiger actually requested it not be called a driving range anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

They prefer you.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, Tiger's joining the hurricane hell drivers show where they flip cars over. Ever seen that?

[Josh Arnold]

I have hurricane hell drivers.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the hurricane hell drivers wrapped up in.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought that was a roller derby team.

[Chick McGee]

I went to see them once. It was the greatest thing I've ever seen. Cars getting on two wheels.

[Tom Griswold]

Driving.

[Chick McGee]

It's unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

Cars on two wheels after they go over a ramp. Two wheels. And it was on fire. Driving.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. This is right up Tiger's alley.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't say driving range. Say tournament practice area.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't say country club or golf course. Augusta is officially known as. When you refer to it. You have to say Augusta National Golf Club. There you go. Twosome. Can't say twosome, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no. That's dirty.

[Tom Griswold]

Gruesome groupings is also the standard when it comes to. You say for twosomes. Also trios. When they tee off on Thursday and Friday.

[Chick McGee]

This is. You got to take a lesson.

[Pat Godwin]

They have a problem.

[Christy Lee]

How do they. I would not be able to call golf there.

[Josh Arnold]

That would be very dignified.

[Tom Griswold]

First round, second round, third round. That's okay. Fourth round. It's the final round. Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Folks know where it is exactly right?

[Tom Griswold]

And this is the most interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Have that. Is that. That Ronnie James Dio who does the song.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

The final curtain.

[Josh Arnold]

That's Europe.

[Christy Lee]

The final countdown.

[Josh Arnold]

Ronnie James died.

[Tom Griswold]

Obscure conversation for losers over there. What are you doing?

[Chick McGee]

Ace and I were having a.

[Tom Griswold]

Well point proven.

[Josh Arnold]

He was. Ace was as confused as the rest of us.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just trying to get a little support. I know none of you idiots going

[Josh Arnold]

to do it, but you know what? The way we support Chick is by listening to what he's saying.

[Pat Godwin]

Let him do his job.

[Chick McGee]

Fine. I found out what the second joint is.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

I got my. I got your second joint right here.

[Pat Godwin]

It's the thigh, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I have all my joints.

[Josh Arnold]

We said it was the thigh.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I know.

[Chick McGee]

Would you like. Would you like the second joint now?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Pat, back in the day, the second joint. When Willie is not here. I need someone to go to that's a stoner. Anybody else a stoner?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

How about aas?

[Josh Arnold]

Where do the fat jokes go when I'm not here? Probably still to me, don't they? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

If you get brought up.

[Tom Griswold]

If Josh were here, I would say exactly. How did you find something that is both irritating and obscure with this text? The second joint crap.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a real skill because when you

[Chick McGee]

mention they have to call the rough the second cut.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I just remember talking to my mother about this.

[Christy Lee]

She was born in Victorian times.

[Chick McGee]

No. My mom grew up very poor. But that was haughty. But it's sometime somehow stuffy at the same time. Yes. The second joint.

[Tom Griswold]

Trophy wife. Your father's trophy wife.

[Chick McGee]

My mom. My mother was beautiful. She was a great athlete.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Pat Godwin]

Where did he meet her?

[Chick McGee]

You don't want us through the story? No, she was. Was. I'm not joking.

[Tom Griswold]

My lesbian convention.

[Chick McGee]

My father met my mother in bed.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she was.

[Pat Godwin]

That's like a fortune.

[Josh Arnold]

That's like the world according to garb.

[Chick McGee]

My dad was recovering from polio again.

[Tom Griswold]

How many times did he have polio?

[Chick McGee]

I did one hit. It did hit him real hard. He was recovering from polio and a

[Tom Griswold]

guy came up with a vaccine of 55, didn't they?

[Chick McGee]

Or something like that? He had polio in, like, 1940.

[Tom Griswold]

That's his problem.

[Chick McGee]

She met him in the room and he was. He was. A guy named Frank Kasdorf. Apparently was too cheap to take the woman that would become my mother on a real date. So he took her to hang out with my dad because he was funny. She introduced him to Bruce. There we go. That's the true story.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, that's not the true story. Tom's mom was selling cable in the. In the hospital rooms, and that was interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Cable. And, of course, in 1940.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I said it.

[Chick McGee]

Incredible.

[Tom Griswold]

Dick.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

Facts before comedy, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Good Lord. You will not hear any free publicity at the Masters. Augusta national instructs broadcasters to omit free mentions when referring to previous wins on a golfer's resume. For example, let's say Brian Harmon's win at the Valero Texas Open. You just say Texas Open. You don't mention the sponsor.

[Chick McGee]

Now, are they players limited in what logos they can wear and how big they are?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what the problem is.

[Chick McGee]

I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I would think they're probably limited. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You can't wear your hat backwards. Is that what you were saying? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What else?

[Christy Lee]

You can't wear baseball caps. You can't wear five pocket pants.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you wear shorts?

[Christy Lee]

You can't wear shorts. Shorts. You cannot wear denim. And then I swear I read this, but I don't know if this is real. You can't wear socks at dinner.

[Pat Godwin]

You can't.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really? You just have to do that loafer

[Christy Lee]

that I. I mean, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's snotty. Golfer last weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I. I mean, it said no socks at dinner. I don't know if that's the winners.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't have to enforce the rule that there are no skirts allowed at Augusta because there are no women allowed at Augusta.

[Pat Godwin]

Not a dinner yet.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh, no. They're stuff with the lesser. Are the. The fairer sex.

[Chick McGee]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't their concessions incredibly reasonable?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

A cheese sandwich is like $4 or something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That is one.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that goes against every country club I've ever had food at.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, that's all very interesting. I. That'd be hard to be announced. Announcer Then you got a whisper.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

What are their alcohol rules? Are they allowed to drink while watching Getting to my wheelhouse. I don't know how much drink out by the uncut.

[Chick McGee]

I'm surprised it's not uncut. But one thing that kind of troubles me is they can't say sand trap. They prefer them to say bunker. See, to me, bunker. I'm seeing Eva Braun and Hitler.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I read that wrong again.

[Josh Arnold]

Our families didn't dabble.

[Christy Lee]

Socks are encouraged at Augusta. I apologize. In fact, the no socks look with loafers is considered a fashion and faux pas.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good.

[Christy Lee]

And frowned upon, particularly in the clubhouse area. That's what I would have thought, but it was written wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Arnold, your feet stink.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember Kramer got kicked out of Del Vista Boca or whatever because he wore. He was. He went without. He went barefoot in the. Yeah, the club area.

[Christy Lee]

No, barefoot.

[Tom Griswold]

No. In the. In the gym area, I think. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thanks for coming.

[Tom Griswold]

More sports, including Joel. Embarrassing. Can't shake that injury bug.

[Chick McGee]

And we got a song from Patty G. And we've got cats and dogs in the news. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Christy Lee]

Hey there. I'm Paula Pan.

[Chick McGee]

I help people make the smartest money decisions possible.

[Tom Griswold]

Do not ever worry about your salary.

[Chick McGee]

You need enough to make sure.

[Christy Lee]

That you aren't in a bad financial position. Once you have that, your salary becomes moot. What matters from that point forward? Upside gains, any type of ownership stake or ownership potential.

[Chick McGee]

That's the money.

[Christy Lee]

Remember, you can afford anything. Just not everything afford anything. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Afternoon.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy.

[Tom Griswold]

Over there at the news desk, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Chick at the music desk. Hello, Pat. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Trickster.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, Josh. There's Ace Cosby. Hello. Hello, Indeed. I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. More sports. Here's Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I've got the answer to one of your questions about the Masters. But first, I want to remind everybody the Jukebox Comedy Club Club, a legendary comedy club in Peoria. Sure, they've had, I guess, some issues with the building, but that doesn't mean they're stopping. They've got the great Haywood Banks tonight and tomorrow.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

At the Jukebox in Peoria. Be sure to check that out. Now, you were talking about words you can't use at the Masters if you're a broadcaster.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly right. I was. There are a total of a. According to this count, there are nine words and phrases you cannot use. Let's go, fans. You can't. Patrons is the preferred term. Rough. Don't say rough. It's the second cut. Sand trap. No, no, you're supposed to say bunker. Back nine. Can't say back nine. You're supposed to say second nine. Driving range is a. No, no, you have to say tournament, practice area. And don't say country club or golf course when referring to Augusta. You have to say all four words. Augusta National Golf Club, Interesting. And twosome. They're twosome or foursome or three up. You say groupings.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it. I mean, it separates itself from other tournaments.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

Keep them separated.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, it's. That doesn't. None of that bothers me at all. And when you listen, it's not like you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you're not.

[Josh Arnold]

Question why they didn't say fans.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not like, what the hell? Yeah, it's very stuffy.

[Chick McGee]

They do serve booze. Yeah, Beer and wine, apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I thought they. There's a special cocktail signature. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And it's called the Azalea.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's nice. I like that.

[Chick McGee]

So the beer, wine, and the Azalea, which Is vodka and lemonade and grenadine.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I bet that's good.

[Christy Lee]

Wow, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it. Is it bad? My mouth just watered.

[Christy Lee]

Might be a little.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that a car?

[Christy Lee]

A grenadine.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's Grenadier.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's Granada.

[Pat Godwin]

Granada.

[Chick McGee]

No, the Grenadier is the. It's got the BMW engine, right. It looks like a. Looks like an old, old Land Rover.

[Christy Lee]

Not heard of it. I have to.

[Josh Arnold]

I think.

[Chick McGee]

I think I got that right.

[Tom Griswold]

Give me a picture of that.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure they still don't make them right.

[Chick McGee]

No, they just started making them. Some French billionaire started really cool.

[Tom Griswold]

I've only seen a couple shoot a brother. A picture of that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's a. Yeah. This is as you mentioned, chick costs famously cheap. As with respect to other sporting events, five to six dollars.

[Josh Arnold]

Not bad.

[Chick McGee]

And they're served in what is returned here, iconic green souvenir cups.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

You get a souvenir cup and it's a very controlled atmosphere.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yes.

[Chick McGee]

So I guess there's no tailgating. So anyway, sip a nice drink.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like to go at some point.

[Christy Lee]

Bob got me a really nice Masters quarter zip at the Masters once. I should wear it in.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I bet that wasn't cheap.

[Christy Lee]

I bet it wasn't.

[Chick McGee]

Now the possessions may be but because Christie is a semi part time realtor and we were talking and full time golfer. We were talking about the fact that you can no longer say for example the master bedroom.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just going to ask you about this. They would never change the name of the Masters to something else. Right. Although it is master.

[Josh Arnold]

Has been around before. It's so silly.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably makes some wins.

[Chick McGee]

I mean but I mean shouldn't. You can't say master bedroom. You can't say a walk in closet anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes I can.

[Christy Lee]

I've not heard that. Why can't you say?

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't heard walking.

[Chick McGee]

Because there may be people who are disabled looking for a home.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

So what do they call it?

[Tom Griswold]

A roll in?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I just saying they've gotten so politically correct.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't say blinds anymore. You have to see say.

[Tom Griswold]

And the blind people aren't going to notice them anyway. From the NBA, Joel Embiid had an emergency appendectomy in Houston after Philadelphia's big man struck Streak had an appendicitis attack overnight. The surgery has been completed and if you're wondering, yes, Joel Embiid is 7ft tall. So doctors did need need a ladder

[Chick McGee]

to reach his appendix and his and his appendix was 3ft 7 inches.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you don't want that person hurt

[Christy Lee]

if he's laying on a gurney. His knees have to be like all the. I mean, it's like touching the ground.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Like how you lay on it.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to say gurneys are like six and a half feet long or something.

[Christy Lee]

Are they?

[Tom Griswold]

So it'd be way. That's a standard.

[Christy Lee]

Feet are way.

[Chick McGee]

Do they have an xl?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

It's in my. My new book, Emergency Medical Devices and Apparatus.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe they have a leaf like in dining room tables.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna need to leave, Larry.

[Chick McGee]

They do have XL caskets. Yes, and they're making more of them than ever.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I bet, I bet. So, dude.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I drove by Hearst yesterday on the freeway, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Hearses, funerals.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know. They follow me around. But in the back, it looked like the coffin was just literally a box. You know those corrugated boxes that you get that your files come in? That.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet it was.

[Christy Lee]

It was like a long brow banker's box.

[Tom Griswold]

There is a burial.

[Josh Arnold]

It might be one of those environmental degradable things.

[Christy Lee]

Or maybe they were going to a crematorium.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, maybe the guy's like me. And he made a dog house with his 10 year old daughter. And it looks just like a big casket and he stubbed it in the back of the.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if you can make your own coffee. If it passes certain tests.

[Chick McGee]

I know you can. You can buy a kit, can't you?

[Tom Griswold]

You use your casket for like a coffee table.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there's a. There's one online that. It looks like a set of shelves.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I would not want to be staring at that all the time. But you suppose someone who owns a hearse, like ever on the weekend, goes over to Home Depot and. Hey, listen, I'm going to need 10, two by far, so take the hearse. Honey.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this anything A hearse? A hearse of curse. Is that anything?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, yeah, if you want to spend time on it.

[Chick McGee]

I drive a hearse. It is.

[Christy Lee]

I told you my grandfather had one. It was when we were kids growing up. It was so much fun. I think you've explet on the inside and I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Your grandfather was a pimp?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no. But the inside of the whole back was all this purple velvet color and we didn't as a kid know that. Sure, dead bodies were in there. We just thought it was cool.

[Chick McGee]

Is it the. The famous story of Stephen Stills meeting Neil Young?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so famous.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know that story, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I do know.

[Pat Godwin]

Not know.

[Chick McGee]

Never mind then. Ace. You know that one?

[Josh Arnold]

No. Oh, well, I don't know how we don't know.

[Chick McGee]

It's famous for the, you know, musically literate.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Steve Stillsman. Neil Young.

[Tom Griswold]

He's driving a hearse anyway.

[Christy Lee]

Why was he driving a hearse?

[Chick McGee]

Because he's cool. He's Neil Young. Man's a genius.

[Tom Griswold]

He can write a song, that's for sure.

[Chick McGee]

You get those. That Buffalo Springfield stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

FIFA has added new. Even more. Four expensive tiers of tickets for this year's World cup. Asking price $4,105 for a front Category 1 seat at the United States opener against Paraguay and Inglewood last week. FIFA had asked for a top price of 2735 for Category 1 tickets for the match, but added brand new front category price.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got to be all Tech Bros, Right? Coming down from San Francisco, I would think.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That one.

[Chick McGee]

You know, that.

[Tom Griswold]

That soccer thing. Sunday mornings there are bars all over the country.

[Christy Lee]

Right in. Right down the street.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They go watch Manchester United or whoever the hell it is. Are you. You're not a soccer guy at all, though. And you're taking it a step further. You're saying that you're not going to act, act, even act like you like the World Cup.

[Chick McGee]

It's fine. I just. I'm not going to pretend I enjoy it or we'll watch any second.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice English breakfast.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I do have a friend that is one of those guys that gets up on Sunday mornings and there's a special bar for his team.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And yeah, it's just like football.

[Chick McGee]

It's fun. You know, they got 100 people that are helping up by not driving around and getting in my way in traffic. So they go there early.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, one of the most popular English breakfast. Peas on toast. Mashed peas.

[Christy Lee]

And why do they have beans every morning?

[Tom Griswold]

They're.

[Josh Arnold]

It works.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's good.

[Josh Arnold]

It is good.

[Chick McGee]

Soft in the palate when you. Teeth.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't see that.

[Tom Griswold]

More sports coming up, including his Eminence.

[Chick McGee]

And it's a cool story.

[Tom Griswold]

The Harlem Globetrot and Keith Richards.

[Chick McGee]

Famous for what? For breakfast.

[Pat Godwin]

Pat Shepherd's pie.

[Chick McGee]

He had a bangers and mash.

[Pat Godwin]

Shepherd's pie.

[Tom Griswold]

He drove a hearse.

[Chick McGee]

Bangers three times a day. No. Now that's all on the way. We're very excited about all of.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

He has driven a hearse at some point.

[Chick McGee]

Right now it's time to check in with Josh Arnold. And once again we have received a letter asking us to compile our announcements about orange insults.

[Tom Griswold]

It was bound to happen in two

[Chick McGee]

A do an album. Because these tend to be interrupted. I will limit my interruptions to.

[Josh Arnold]

You certainly don't have to. I mean I welcome. We have a pretty good back and forth.

[Chick McGee]

I will not mention the Allman Brothers.

[Josh Arnold]

That has been. That's come down from the origin souls

[Chick McGee]

people actually no more.

[Josh Arnold]

The Almond Brothers were renowned not only for their ability to play music but for their fallen arches. And they. They were proud of them and refused to get them fixed.

[Chick McGee]

But I just. I would mention my favorite band, Little Feet. And if your feet are little or big, you can get orange insoles.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that very much. That's exactly right. Orange insoles help a lot. If you're standing longer than 10 minutes, you know, your feet are probably going well. Sorry. Knees and hips and other joints there. Lower back. I apologize. I'm not. Not as strong as I should be. You're all gonna pay the price. Well, you don't have to. With orange insoles, they deliver rigid arch support that do not collapse by lunchtime. In fact, Terry writes in and reminds us that even the St. Louis Arch, if you look at the bottoms of both legs orange insoles under the grass there, you can just see the orange bleeding through Terry. I enjoyed it.

[Chick McGee]

Now those are the concrete orange insoles. Orange insoles, the ones for your feet as a human are much more flexible.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, when they first started they went with concrete and they went, you know, this isn't working. So yes, they went with something way better. They deliver rigid arch support that don't collapse by lunchtime. Once again, they also help maintain alignment as your feet and legs fatigue reducing a ton of stress on those knees, hips and second joints. Also, they have deep heel cups that cradle your heels and absorb shock naturally. They're built for all of you, alright? Whether you're wearing work boots or regular shoes, whether you're teaching or nursing or doctoring, you can be comfortable.

[Chick McGee]

Now.

[Josh Arnold]

Visit orangeinsouls.com order more and save with Orange and Souls bundle packs and be sure to use promo code Bob and Tom at checkout. Why would we do that? I'll tell you. Because at checkout you're gonna receive $5 off your total order.

[Donnie]

I want six.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, you've always been greedy, Gary, and we need you to stop.

[Tom Griswold]

Now it's seven, damn it.

[Josh Arnold]

Free shipping in the usa.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'll take that.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what, Gary? We appreciate that Originsouls.com promo code. Bob and Tom, can we get Greedy Gary out of here?

[Chick McGee]

He spells it with two Rs. I find that irritating.

[Josh Arnold]

Very. You and Gary Marshall, knock it off.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. Gary's too hard.

[Chick McGee]

We have more sporting news on the way. Also, exciting things from the world of octopuses.

[Josh Arnold]

Octopussies.

[Chick McGee]

We have a very interesting story about. Should you use emojis at the office? You want to guess?

[Christy Lee]

Sounds a little unprofessional to me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, kind of hard to take you seriously, Johnson. But we'll find out about you. We'll find out about that from these. The O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello. Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

She's over there at the news desk. Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Indeed.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey. There's Josh Arnold.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

At the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair, there's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom. We have a couple sports notes yet.

[Chick McGee]

Well, let's get to them. What's happening?

[Tom Griswold]

The Harlem Globetrot Trotters. Yes, those Harlem Globetrotters recently taught Pope Leo how to spin a basketball on his finger.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

I used to be able to do this, but not for any extended period. I'd keep it going for a little.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see the video?

[Tom Griswold]

I did. I did.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The Pope doesn't really keep it going.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the Globetrotter helps him out a huge amount.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. And then here we're watching the video.

[Josh Arnold]

When he transfers, right?

[Tom Griswold]

He starts spinning on his finger.

[Christy Lee]

They use an ABA ball. That's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's cool because you can really. You can really see it because of the multicolored wall. You can see it spinning.

[Josh Arnold]

And he's got it for a good five seconds, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And it's good because this particular Pope, who, of course, grew up in Illinois and is. I don't know how tall he is, but he's not. I think previous Popes would have really been dwarfed by. Yeah, Globetrotter gents are fairly tall.

[Tom Griswold]

The Globetrotters are playing an exhibition in St Peter's Square.

[Christy Lee]

An interesting place to play basketball.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's interesting because the game was yesterday and it was a miracle because the Washington Generals won.

[Donnie]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That is okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's a lie. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

His Holiness shook Hands with the players and held up his very own customized Globetrotters jersey.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

With Pope Leo xiv.

[Chick McGee]

You go wear that to mass this Sunday.

[Tom Griswold]

And, oh, by the way, speaking of basketball games, wait a second.

[Chick McGee]

One more thing.

[Christy Lee]

Wonder what happens to all that stuff he gets what?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's probably a Pope museum, I would think.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

For. But the best thing, that. I guess the video stopped too early. The Pope gets the holy water for the. For the gentleman and the Globetrotters, and he throws it at him and it's confetti.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that gag is.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, they were stunned.

[Tom Griswold]

They.

[Chick McGee]

They were so shocked.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that trick, man.

[Chick McGee]

I go, as you know, every year. I did not get to go this year. I've got. I go every year to see the Globetrotters. I love. I. I can't get enough of it. And they're miked. They've got the one little short guy.

[Tom Griswold]

They've got ladies, and they're all some sort of deep seated.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Feelings going on there.

[Chick McGee]

And a couple of those guys, they shoot from half court, and it goes in about half the time.

[Josh Arnold]

It's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

More than half. Half the time.

[Chick McGee]

I've just always loved him.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Speaking of basketball, the cameras and the Internet caught this couple at an Indiana Pacers game last night. And see if you can figure out what they're. What they're talking about.

[Josh Arnold]

So, yeah, I think she's mad about his haircut.

[Pat Godwin]

What are you talking about?

[Chick McGee]

Is this from 1987?

[Christy Lee]

No, this was last night.

[Tom Griswold]

Last night.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She says. She says, what the f are you talking about? Right at the end, I think. Yeah, that's you.

[Josh Arnold]

She keeps saying, oh, yes, you're right. She says, that's you. That's you. What the f are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

So he's complaining,

[Christy Lee]

though. It does look like they're dressed from 1987.

[Tom Griswold]

Although that. That Pacer sweater.

[Chick McGee]

Why did that go viral?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, but it did because you don't often.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't often linger on somebody who's

[Tom Griswold]

arguing and he's obviously suffering. Suffering. And she's. Does that. Did that look normal to you, Tom? It didn't look out of the ordinary.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I see.

[Josh Arnold]

So why.

[Chick McGee]

They just left the camera.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm telling you, I am biased against that guy's haircut. It was sort of feathered and parted on the. In the middle.

[Tom Griswold]

He looked like.

[Chick McGee]

He looked like he walked out of the movie Saturday Night Fever.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I had that style forever.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, but. But yeah, at an appropriate Time of the World.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. So I'm on her side immediately. If that guy chose to look like that. He's in the wrong about most things.

[Pat Godwin]

He looks like he's in the wrong.

[Chick McGee]

She looks like a young Sandy Dennis.

[Josh Arnold]

She's way hotter than Sandy Dennis. Because first off, she's a brunette.

[Tom Griswold]

The chick in the video Sandy Dennis is. Should be on. She was like the Wonders of the Universe.

[Josh Arnold]

She was Clint Eastwood's flame for a while.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. You're thinking no actress.

[Tom Griswold]

She was in up the downstairs case.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

1.

[Chick McGee]

With Richard Burton and Elizabeth Virginia Woolf. Yeah, that one.

[Tom Griswold]

There she is.

[Christy Lee]

There she is.

[Pat Godwin]

He's the friend. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

First. Okay, then she looks even less like Sandy Dennis.

[Chick McGee]

She look anything identical?

[Tom Griswold]

Anything

[Chick McGee]

probably related?

[Christy Lee]

You have different eyes than the rest of us.

[Josh Arnold]

Who was I thinking of then? That was in those Eastwood movies. And they were dating. All right, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

That did not end well. Well.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Eastwood shot her in the head, I thought. What do you mean it didn't end well? What happened?

[Tom Griswold]

I thought.

[Chick McGee]

I believe. I believe there was an unpleasant lawsuit.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They still lied, by the way. Clint Eastwood. Mr. Eastwood, you owe me four bucks for Bronco Billy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a great little movie.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't seen that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Bronco Billy. Oh, yeah. Watch it this weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been on a Bronson kick. The other night I watched Charles.

[Chick McGee]

Or then came Charles.

[Josh Arnold]

Charles Bronson, and of course, Bronson Pincho.

[Tom Griswold]

No one means the motorcycle TV show when they say I'm on a Bronson kick.

[Josh Arnold]

I watched Ten to Midnight and I watched Kinjita. Forbidden Subjects.

[Christy Lee]

I might not.

[Tom Griswold]

I've not seen that.

[Josh Arnold]

Two of the sleaziest movies I've ever seen.

[Tom Griswold]

You watch the Mechanic?

[Josh Arnold]

I have seen that before. Oh, yeah, That's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I don't want Murphy's Law remade. That.

[Josh Arnold]

That might be next.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Death Wish.

[Josh Arnold]

I've watched all those. And those are sleazy.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, Jeff Goldblum is one of the young, tough.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I think in Death Wish 2.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm obscure. I'm sorry, what you've just heard.

[Josh Arnold]

People have heard of Jeff Goldblum.

[Tom Griswold]

That's our new podcast from Josh. Oh, look, we've got a world record, kids. Stupid world record. An octogenarian from Canada. Tom, you want to tell us all what an octogenarian means?

[Chick McGee]

That's a person with eight arms.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's in their 80s, silly. Octogenarian from Canada. Become the oldest woman to perform a plank.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good for her.

[Tom Griswold]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

Ah, boy, those are hard.

[Tom Griswold]

Susanna Wish. You know, ever have a wish sandwich, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yep. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's when you take two pieces of bread and wish you had some meat.

[Chick McGee]

Brothers. Ladies, gentlemen, thank.

[Tom Griswold]

84 years and 296 days old, this world record. She took the title from 82 year old Sarah Blackman. She held the position, the plank for a total of 7 minutes and 2 seconds.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you laugh when you, when you ever. You see a white guy named Blackman? It always makes me laugh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Was there a Supreme Court justice named Harry Blackman? And I howled.

[Tom Griswold]

Are there more?

[Chick McGee]

A white fellow?

[Tom Griswold]

Are there more? Are there more white guys named black or more black guys named White? I don't know because I have. In central Ohio we had a news guy, Chuck White, and he was a black gentleman.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Barry White.

[Tom Griswold]

Barry White.

[Josh Arnold]

And you have Cilla Black.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Red skeleton.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? You bring up a good point. Thank you. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

So in this lady's defense, that is so hard. None of us.

[Christy Lee]

Forearm plank or a straight arm.

[Chick McGee]

None of us could do a plank.

[Christy Lee]

Forearm plank.

[Josh Arnold]

But this is great. They really. I heard a trainer once talking about how they implore as you get older to practice your planks because one of the biggest problems other people have is getting up when they fall. And this really helps, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, helps your core.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, when I'm that age, I won't even be able to. To hold a plank. I won't be able to hold my bowel.

[Christy Lee]

So I can't hold a fl.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you see that kind of tag or piece of paper in her cleavage?

[Pat Godwin]

It's a dollar bill.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's a Kleenex.

[Josh Arnold]

Is she for sweat or do you think she's kind of trying to be modest?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man, she's got quite a bit of cleavage there.

[Christy Lee]

But you know how ladies are.

[Chick McGee]

Surprised those aren't hitting the floor.

[Christy Lee]

Other ladies.

[Josh Arnold]

I know she's in good shape.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, she's wearing a great shape first of all. Probably holding them in.

[Chick McGee]

Unleash them.

[Christy Lee]

You guys are mean.

[Chick McGee]

Nipples on the wood.

[Tom Griswold]

Who else had a great cleavage? Red skeleton.

[Chick McGee]

Sandy Dennis rocked.

[Tom Griswold]

Sandy.

[Christy Lee]

Sandy Dennis was not attractive. You thought she was attractive.

[Tom Griswold]

The best I can say about her, she's very plain.

[Christy Lee]

Quirky is a good word.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Drew Hastings used to say, I don't want a woman with. I'm tired of dating women with offbeat good looks. Yeah, I want to date a girl that has beat off good looks.

[Donnie]

That's Right.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice. Thank you, Drew.

[Tom Griswold]

And speaking of your holiness, His Holiness the Pope. What do you call him? Leo?

[Josh Arnold]

Your pontiffness or.

[Tom Griswold]

Fans who purchase special tickets to the White Sox Aug. 11 game against the Reds will receive a White Sox themed pope hat in honor of Chicago native and White Sox fan Pope Leo the 14th.

[Chick McGee]

Is that cool?

[Tom Griswold]

I. Fans looking to land one of the black and green hats with a White Sox logo in the middle will need to purchase a ticket in one of five designated. Designated sections at Rate Field. Could they make this any more complicated?

[Chick McGee]

But won't. Won't you be. You're sitting behind a guy that has the Pope head on. You can't see the game.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's not. The one I have is not in color.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why Lincoln got shot.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure it's not a miter. It's probably.

[Chick McGee]

It's not the, like a yarmulke, like, thing. A skull cap.

[Christy Lee]

It's the.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I hope it's the tall one. I probably. You're right, Christy.

[Chick McGee]

Probably with a White Sox logo.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a base. Baseball cap.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's a baseball cap.

[Josh Arnold]

Because when you said pop hat, we all kind of thought so.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. What's the logo on there, then?

[Tom Griswold]

It's the White Sox logo.

[Josh Arnold]

It's our fault. I just miss.

[Chick McGee]

I'm confused.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what I heard. I heard what I want.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a White Sox fan.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So what does the hat look like?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a baseball cap.

[Josh Arnold]

I heard what I wanted to hear.

[Tom Griswold]

You better. You better come in with red skeleton at the end of this. That's all I say. Are you ready?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's not it.

[Christy Lee]

That can't be it. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

That looks like the one in this pit. Well, maybe he's just wearing a socks hat in this picture, and maybe that is it.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a problem with that story then.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, very confusing.

[Josh Arnold]

They gave you the wrong picture there.

[Tom Griswold]

Fans looking to land one of the black and green hats. That looks purple and gold to me. Am I right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I got my colors.

[Chick McGee]

That can't be it.

[Christy Lee]

I think that. I hope it is a different story. And I have a. It's fun if it is very similar to that.

[Tom Griswold]

Very fun.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I would. I mean, when I hear pope hat, I think that miter.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but they don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think I ever.

[Christy Lee]

They don't wear that very often, if hardly at all anymore.

[Chick McGee]

And who's gonna wear that around town?

[Tom Griswold]

White socks. White socks. Themed Pope hat is what. What it says.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Somewhat confusing. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Pat, you want to pull up a song?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

You got one?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, sure.

[Chick McGee]

I know you got a few of them. Which one?

[Pat Godwin]

Let me get the glasses first. Whoa, this is exciting. I'm Leo the 14th I am Leo XIV I am, I am I can't marry the widow next door Cuz I wouldn't be the Pope no more and all these years I've been celibate Celibate Never slept with a Nelly or a Sam no Sam I'm the brand new Pope from Chi town Leo the 14th I am second verse, same as the first. If there's no new chorus, please don't bore us the end.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Leo. Much appreciated.

[Christy Lee]

This might help a little bit. This is a different picture, but you can see there's a White Sox logo on the center and it is kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks like a shorter miter with almost like a scarf attached to it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And there's no brim, so it wouldn't really help you if you got a pop fly in the sun.

[Christy Lee]

Those will be on ebay. I think they do.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you think they do better with an actual baseball cap?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, because that would be, as Tom said, worn around town.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't wear a Pope hat around town.

[Chick McGee]

That's weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Who do you think you are, the Pope?

[Chick McGee]

You'll get that a lot built in scarf on it. What's going on in there now?

[Tom Griswold]

It gets cold. It's very cold in the Vatican.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Average temperature is 29 degrees.

[Chick McGee]

Does that. Does that conclude our sporting segment?

[Tom Griswold]

It does. Unless you have another walk down memory lane with Red Skeleton.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I. I just think the premise that you suggested to me is actually, are there more black dudes named White white or white?

[Tom Griswold]

More white guys named Black? Yeah. Or are there an equal number of each? I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Fascinating.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, for instance, Christy Lee, she now

[Josh Arnold]

some get it right.

[Tom Griswold]

He's not Asian.

[Pat Godwin]

No, not at all.

[Josh Arnold]

There are some who get a. Betty White was indeed James Brown. Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Jack Black gets it wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

Jack White gets it right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that sounds like a racist bumper sticker.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, this past Saturday Night Live, you had to wonder, why hadn't they done that before with Jack Black and Jack White?

[Josh Arnold]

And I had heard Jack Black actually called Jack White and was like, is this all right?

[Pat Godwin]

Are we.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this truce? And he was like, no, it's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Jack White's great sense of humor.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was funny. Yeah, it's fun.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody calm down.

[Tom Griswold]

Two cool Guys, if you haven't seen Dewey Cox and Jack White's. He plays Elvis. It's. It's amazingly wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

Paul McCartney's gonna be the musical guest on the last Sunday Night Live for this.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's May 9th or something. Oh, is it?

[Josh Arnold]

I thought people gave him a hard time for his performance of the 50th. I thought it was great.

[Chick McGee]

I. I saw him.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't expect his voice to be exactly the same.

[Christy Lee]

No, he's 80s.

[Chick McGee]

I've seen him several times live. It's one of the greatest concerts I've ever seen.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah, that's.

[Chick McGee]

He's. We're lucky to live in the same era. Is that genius? So it. Just. Just enjoy it and. Calm down, Everybody. It's Paul McCartney.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys like the Doggone Girl Is Mine? No, I really like.

[Pat Godwin]

That's my least favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

Doggone Girl Is Mine. I enjoy.

[Pat Godwin]

You like that one?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I. My favorite McCartney song. Nobody likes. This is. Figure of eight.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll have to listen to it.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's from one to ten, right?

[Chick McGee]

Or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Love it. It's one of his solo albums.

[Chick McGee]

Although I didn't particularly care for the movie. There is a great use of one of the more obscure but terrific Beatles songs which is in Project Hail Mary.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Cool Universe would be appropriate.

[Chick McGee]

No, that would be. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

Perhaps you did watch Hail Mary.

[Chick McGee]

It's a. You know what I'm talking about. I'm not. I won't spoil it. It's a funny. It's a great, perfect use of it, actually. Now, I want to talk a little bit about something I don't like doing.

[Christy Lee]

What's that?

[Chick McGee]

Opening the mail.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

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[Announcer]

BobandTom thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later Today on our YouTube channel?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Josh Arnold. Hi. Ace Cosby. Everybody's here. I'm Chick McGee. And here's Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. Yeah, my nose itches.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, somebody's talking about you.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Or is somebody coming? What's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean, somebody's coming.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone's coming.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, someone's coming.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's if your nose is running.

[Christy Lee]

Wow, that's really good.

[Chick McGee]

I was trying to find it. Sorry. I was trying to find a picture of this alleged baseball cap at the.

[Christy Lee]

I just showed.

[Josh Arnold]

We saw it.

[Chick McGee]

That's it. That is the best, dumbest.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the real thing.

[Christy Lee]

That's the real thing.

[Chick McGee]

That's a pope hat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

No joke.

[Donnie]

That's it.

[Josh Arnold]

You can see where it's the pope

[Chick McGee]

hat, but it looks more like a crown. It looks like a.

[Pat Godwin]

That's how they had.

[Christy Lee]

That's how they have to do it at the time.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the casual look for the wall.

[Chick McGee]

And there's these two tails in the

[Tom Griswold]

back when the pope Gets up in the middle of the night and needs a snack from the fridge. That's what he wears.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. That's not far from your stock stocking cap that you go to bed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Your various stocking caps.

[Chick McGee]

I always think of the miter. Did you know that if you look carefully at that miter, it's adjustable in the back and the cool Popes where it flipped around so you just see the. The rubber thing going.

[Christy Lee]

You wouldn't be allowed at the Masters.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

So.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you can't wear your cab backwards.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, wear it backwards.

[Chick McGee]

You probably can't wear a miter at the Masters. They might be upset. Yeah, they probably have a no costume rule, I bet. Nothing to distract.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing to distract the golfers. So we have then completed our sports broadcast segment of the Bob and Tom program. That was excellent.

[Christy Lee]

Now we have history. It's time for that.

[Chick McGee]

It is. Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

August 10th.

[Chick McGee]

Give me a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

August 10th.

[Christy Lee]

Did I say August?

[Chick McGee]

April 10th.

[Christy Lee]

April 10th.

[Tom Griswold]

April 10th or August?

[Josh Arnold]

What did I just tell you in the green room?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, I lied.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this is good.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet it's not. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Got some cool birthdays.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The late, great John Madden, known to a younger generation as a guy that his name is on a video game. So, yeah, I'm sure a lot of radio stations today are calling Frank Calient.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank God we're not.

[Chick McGee]

You're here. Jason, get Frank on the phone. So I love his impression of Matt. Now here's a guy.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what my favorite part of it is? Frank sits. Sits here next to Pat, looks Tom in the eyes and goes, yeah, I'm really trying to stop doing the Madden impression.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then two minutes later. What would John Madden say about that?

[Christy Lee]

Yep, that's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly.

[Pat Godwin]

It forces him to dance.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. Right. Dance, monkey, dance. Dance, monkey.

[Chick McGee]

No, it brings me joy. Joy.

[Josh Arnold]

It is one of the greatest impressions.

[Chick McGee]

He's got that great story about, it's not John Madden. It didn't like him. The beginnings. And then he actually met him and they kind of became friends.

[Tom Griswold]

You're hearing it from Frank's side.

[Chick McGee]

Madden's grandkids love the impression.

[Josh Arnold]

Has the movie come out? Not yet, no.

[Chick McGee]

Nicholas Cage, 1950. Ken Griffey Senior.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of cool. He got to play ball with his son in the backyard like every dad, and then later on got to play in Major League Baseball with him. That is kind of rare, this dirt jerk. 1951. Sorry, dirt jerk Stevenson. Steven Seagal, allegedly one of the Biggest pricks in the world.

[Christy Lee]

Nice to me when I met him.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a wonderful man.

[Josh Arnold]

Great actor.

[Christy Lee]

Protected me. Great actor underneath his tunic.

[Josh Arnold]

I love the Under Siege movies, man. Yeah, those are awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't Erica Eleniac in one of those Under Sieges? She comes out of a cake.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Personal security for the dolly.

[Chick McGee]

Is he really a good martial artist or just a bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, he was, you know. No, he was good. Yeah. Yeah, he could. He could.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'll tell you what, he looks like. He's been doing a really good job lately. Have you seen it? Looks like a good job fighting off vegetables and, you know.

[Christy Lee]

Is it his birthday?

[Tom Griswold]

He's the most big fat. So the most amazing part is Steven Seagal's hairs just hasn't changed the color.

[Pat Godwin]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

Incredible.

[Tom Griswold]

Incredible jet black good jeans.

[Chick McGee]

Any good buddies with Vladimir Putin?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know about that, but that would surprise me. Apparently, he is not a particularly nice guy, even though he was nice to our Christian.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness. Yeah, he is.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, there's no difference between you saying he's friends with Vladimir Putin or speculating. Isn't he? There's no difference.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a really troubling story about him hosting snl. Did you guys look it up if you need to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He was voted the worst host ever.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And even in the writer's room, he was.

[Chick McGee]

Lauren Michaels. Tell you.

[Pat Godwin]

Really, they've wiped that episode out. You can't even see it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this guy. Good friend of the show. Great guy. Terrific musician and a guy on the. On the comeback trail. He had a. A rough health episode. Brian Setzer.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Stray Cats are back out. Yeah, I'm gonna go see him at that rose.

[Chick McGee]

He was quite ill. You have a nice time?

[Christy Lee]

It's very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

You can hear about it in their new song, the Stray Cats. Straight stroke.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll allow that because not only will I.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not what he had.

[Chick McGee]

Because it didn't get. It didn't get the laugh it deserved because it shocked me. Much like. Much like my horrific reference earlier that deservedly didn't get a laugh.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't say this often. That too funny to laugh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, jeez.

[Tom Griswold]

Stray cat stroke. Well, with his comment. House of street with his lifeless limb.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. Okay, okay, help me with this one.

[Josh Arnold]

Pencil in his hand.

[Chick McGee]

Born in 1975.

[Josh Arnold]

David Harbor, Stranger Things and the new down to F St. Louis.

[Tom Griswold]

And he plays what in the Florence Pew Marvel movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thunder Red Storm or something like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he's pretty funny, though.

[Tom Griswold]

He plays Russia.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a great Santa in Violent Night Night, if you haven't seen that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I haven't seen that.

[Chick McGee]

And he's in. The show's called DTF St. Louis, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

DTF STL. Yeah, I've not seen it.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm watching. I like it. It's crazy.

[Chick McGee]

And wasn't DTF the name of your high school singing group?

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. Yeah. And none of the teachers were the wiser because we invented the phrase DTF digital.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Happy birthday, Mandy Moore.

[Josh Arnold]

We weren't as good as you up though. They were really good.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday to Haley Joel Osmit. My favorite of the Osment brothers.

[Tom Griswold]

I see Dead Wayne, Meryl J.

[Christy Lee]

What is he doing these days?

[Chick McGee]

I think he showed.

[Josh Arnold]

He's actually pretty good still.

[Chick McGee]

And apparently he makes a fortune doing. He was in voiceovers on video games.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think he was in the Adam Sandler. Netflix.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, and Kevin Smith uses them. And he's. He's actually pretty cool.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, on in 1912. What ship left the dock in Liverpool, 1912.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that would be the Titanic.

[Chick McGee]

That was.

[Josh Arnold]

It's made of iron, sir, I promise you she can sink.

[Chick McGee]

Spoiler alert if you haven't seen the movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Dang it. It was a tragedy. But now we've made it kind of an attraction. You know what would have been the best band to have on the Titanic?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, in sync. No. Okay, sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good joke.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not. Not as good as your red skeleton, but.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Okay. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Sink was in the 90s, so can

[Josh Arnold]

you imagine watching them sing and dance as the. Like the band.

[Donnie]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Anyways, published in 1925, a book that I think more. At least American kids are forced to read, which makes it harder for them to like the Great Gatsby

[Christy Lee]

story about a Fitzgerald fan.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I believe it or not, I read it again last year.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I read it. I've read it within the last three years too. And it's a quick.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it's interesting. Yeah, there's a underpinning of crime and wealth and fast cars.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of. I. Yeah, I don't particularly want to spend time with any of those people, but I like, like the writing.

[Christy Lee]

I like the Leonardo DiCaprio.

[Josh Arnold]

I did too.

[Christy Lee]

I liked it a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

That's way better than the boring, boring Robert Redford.

[Christy Lee]

I agree.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's because in that movie, Mia Farrow was about attractive as a Colonoscopy.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that is one ice queen as attractive as Sandy Dennis.

[Announcer]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

No less. But I mean, you think about the content of that. It's. It's really. It should be made into a rapid song. I mean, it's got all the. Everything you need.

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of feels the same.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there was something about that. Lastly, 1953. The movie. The first color 3D movie. Remember what it was, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

House of Wax.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. God, you're impressive.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good one. And I. I'm a defender of the remake as well.

[Pat Godwin]

Earwax.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they still called it House of

[Chick McGee]

wax, but in 3D. I hear they're remaking Citizen Kane in 3D. 3D.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

The scene where the sled comes at you, Just terrifying. Thank you for. Thank you. Maybe the stupidest thing I've said all year. Now, we have a lot to get to, so don't go anywhere. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the link at bob and tom.com. this is the Bob, Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tob Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

She's at the News Center. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. And hello to Tom there.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Been a great week, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

It's been a. Been a fun week.

[Chick McGee]

Fun. Sporting news.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. A lot of good news. A lot of good songs.

[Chick McGee]

You gonna pick a winner on the Masters?

[Tom Griswold]

Huh? I could if it were sponsored, but I don't know. No, I can't. If you'd like.

[Chick McGee]

Just curious. You watched a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I think Scheffler's gonna come back.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Be fun to watch.

[Tom Griswold]

Not the fourth round, though. Watch for him in the final round.

[Chick McGee]

Can't call it the fourth round.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you can't.

[Chick McGee]

That was really the. The announcers are very. They're somewhat limited. What they're allowed to say with respect.

[Christy Lee]

You think you could do that? No, I didn't think so.

[Chick McGee]

No, I couldn't. I could never do any kind of play by play. Those people are really. Oh, no

[Christy Lee]

focus. That long.

[Chick McGee]

It's very difficult.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet he could.

[Josh Arnold]

I really feel you have to absolutely love and live what you're. What you're being a commentator for.

[Chick McGee]

And you watch some of those guys I was watching yesterday. There's the guy guy, one of these interview guys. And of course, they're always from either Australia or England or whatever, and they know everything. Well, of course, you remember seven and a half years ago in the 17th hold at Bumtrees. Like, what now?

[Josh Arnold]

They're all being constantly handed stuff from some people behind the scenes, but it's still impressive, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's way just like these guys talking movies. I mean, if you're really passionate about something, you'll remember that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I couldn't do it. I have, as you know, I've been the announcer. Announcer at high school football games on occasion and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but then you just have to say, that's terrifying. The name of the player. Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

But you got to get it right. I. I have actually. I have actually had a lady from the other team's mom walk around the field, come up and give me the correct pronunciation.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. Talk to anybody that does that, and it's. It. That's fine. I would actually go to the other side, say, hey, can I. Here's the list of the guys. Let me. Give me the pronouncers on them. I'd like to get it right.

[Christy Lee]

Many years ago, I had to do that for USA Gymnastics. I did World Championships, all the countries represented, and you had to go to every.

[Josh Arnold]

There's not a vowel in this.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

You had to go to every delegation and work out pronunciations for everybody.

[Chick McGee]

Are you sure this rhymes with. Okay, you know, I couldn't do it. But they have a lot of restrictions. You were reading them before. Fascinating stuff.

[Christy Lee]

It is fascinating.

[Chick McGee]

You can't say the rough. It's the second cut.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

That one to me is.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, I mean, you can't say

[Christy Lee]

sand trap or the beach.

[Tom Griswold]

No, sand trap. The bunker.

[Chick McGee]

The bunker. And again, that's. I mean, to me, sand trap, sand fun, beach, bunker, Hitler, Eva Braun, you know. Sorry, am I the only one?

[Tom Griswold]

You're the only one.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't be surprised by this.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. We're all alone when it all comes down to it.

[Christy Lee]

So is there a golf tournament where. It's the opposite. Where they do say, hey, hit it in the beach, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Or like, well, the Arizona thing, Waste Management Open, where they all get drunk and throw beer cans on the 18th hole. Yeah, right.

[Josh Arnold]

Sheesh, man.

[Chick McGee]

Now, you'll be. You don't usually watch golf. I know, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, I. I do kind of watch golf, but The Masters, I definitely get into.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's kind of like watching Lost. I mean, or. I mean, or like watching maybe these shows that take place in Hawaii. You watch the Masters, and it's just so. The camera angles are unbelievable.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Yep. The way they track the balls.

[Chick McGee]

And we like watching the Olympics this the last couple of months ago because they've got cameras. They're so amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

It's both of those perfectly covered because they were super detailed and intimate, but didn't get in the way of any of the sports, you know?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I get. That's very interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, the camera wasn't interfering. I've always wondered.

[Chick McGee]

You watch the show Survivor and I watched it off and on for whatever, 50 episodes. You never see the camera guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're pretty good at not accidentally getting each other.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They've got an aerial view. The next thing you know, they've got it right in the guy's nostril. Where'd the camera guy go?

[Josh Arnold]

The editors are.

[Chick McGee]

But there is something about watching it and the different language and the. The approach is, this is probably going to start special.

[Christy Lee]

Do you guys ever go home and never turn the TV on?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I will kick your ass, Christy.

[Josh Arnold]

I would say three or four times days out of the week.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, good. Because I ever.

[Josh Arnold]

Or it's on for an hour, turn the tv.

[Tom Griswold]

Oddly enough, I most often do that. And I, believe it or not, I do do it on Saturdays and Sundays. I don't turn it on until, like a sporting event.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I. But I record, like, Sunday morning and stuff like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Understood my parents or grandparents when they didn't have something on in the car with no radio or there's no TV on. Now I get it now.

[Tom Griswold]

In the words of Tom Griswold, let me ask you this. When you had company over to your house, would you leave the TV on? Yes or no?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I didn't want to. This is funny. We had this discussion in the green room a couple of us after a show one day. I was always afraid it would inadvertently start a fight if she's saying something. And I even glance at the TV and. Yeah, because I. I sometimes have ADD when a TV is on.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you this. We left the TV on, and if it wasn't on when the people arrived, we turned it on.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Why Is it so people wouldn't talk to each other?

[Chick McGee]

The exception would be, I don't know, if it's Thanksgiving and someone has got a ball game.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe it's somewhat white trashian, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Definitely if on Thanksgiving we put the ball games on.

[Josh Arnold]

But, yeah, even the holidays, my TV's on more than usual because I just

[Tom Griswold]

have Christmas and the fireplace.

[Chick McGee]

A chick asked an interesting question.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I did.

[Chick McGee]

And I.

[Tom Griswold]

That's often the case.

[Chick McGee]

I got an answer for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

You asked if there were more black people named white or white people named black.

[Josh Arnold]

You found an answer.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And I knew he would hang his hat on this, so to speak.

[Chick McGee]

Now, this is from the US Census. The last name White, how do they

[Tom Griswold]

get the answer to that question?

[Chick McGee]

Well, just the last name white is usually hovers between number 20 and number 25 surnames. The name black usually as low as 170. So there are significantly more people with the last name white than the last name Black overall.

[Josh Arnold]

But we don't know who's white and who's actually who's black.

[Chick McGee]

However.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The surname white is very common overall and is carried over to a substantial number of black Americans. The surname black, being less common, is overwhelmingly held by white Americans. Ah, so there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

But still, we kind of don't know. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, wait a minute. Say that again.

[Christy Lee]

So the. The surname black is. Majority of white people have the last name Black. Is that what you said?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Not. Not a majority of white people.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I thought that's what you said.

[Christy Lee]

I thought that's what you said.

[Chick McGee]

The last name Black is. Yeah, you got the same last name.

[Tom Griswold]

Black is primarily white people.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And white sounds almost equal.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So it's that. There you go. White, white surname. A majority white, but a large minority are black. Black, A surname majority white. Relatively small percentage are black.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, the. The first name Red is. It's two to one.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You have red skeleton, red buttons, and then red fox.

[Pat Godwin]

Red fox.

[Josh Arnold]

It's two to one.

[Chick McGee]

Red fox with two D. D's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but it still counts.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Oh, no. Absolutely. Are we forgetting anyone?

[Christy Lee]

Did he have two X's, too? Red fox. Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he did. I think I've answered that flippantly.

[Chick McGee]

You big dummy. Now, Christy. Oh, wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

You see what CNN reported about Michael J. Fox?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Michael J. CNN aired that Michael J. Fox had passed away way.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And what? Yeah, and he was. And he kind of wrote a message going, I am alive. And this is very strange. And they went, sorry, that package was not meant to air currently. Which means they had.

[Announcer]

That.

[Josh Arnold]

They've had that in the vault.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. More man. I mean, that could. Stuff like that happens at any news outlet. But it's just.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's uncomfortable.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And I'm not trying to make fun of it.

[Josh Arnold]

The guy's got one of the greatest senses ever.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. I was surprised, though, that they just came out and said, yeah, that package should not. Because we've talked about that before. There are 30 or 40 of those.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The New York Times has.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody who's semi famous and famous, they're ready to rock.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

You know, flip the switch, Rich.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And sadly, you can actually bet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. There's that death pool.

[Chick McGee]

There's not. And there's a. Right now, there's a. What is. We. I forgot the name of this the other day. Is like, Kelshi or something.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it is. Exactly. Calshi.

[Christy Lee]

There's a bet on anything.

[Chick McGee]

You can bet on anything. You can bet on whether or not they're going to bomb whatever. I mean, it's ugliness. And they. The White House just did a thing where they're not allowed to. People that work there can't bet on any of that stuff because they might have insider information.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I would hope.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's now official as of a couple days ago, but, yeah, it's. It's an odd world. Glad to hear that Michael J. Fox is doing okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I know Norman Schwarzkopf is not in the White House hall of fame because he, back in the day was betting on who. What areas were going to be bombed and he had inside.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Did he?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

So there are a lot of people out there going, norman should storm and Norman should be in there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He had a. Had a good bookie. Did he?

[Tom Griswold]

He stained the presidency.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he still with us? Storm and Norman Schwarzkopf?

[Pat Godwin]

I would say no.

[Chick McGee]

I would guess we could look it up. I'll bet.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'll look it up, and I have no idea.

[Chick McGee]

I'll bet you 10 bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. I just received a text. Hi, this is Norman. I'm very much alive.

[Josh Arnold]

I apologize. We had that package ready to go.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

No. He died in 2012.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Damn. It's been a long time.

[Chick McGee]

Now, let's move forward here. What do you got over there?

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Chick Magee. Christy, what do you got coming up over there?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a Florida cop who got in trouble for farting in a colleague's face. Should you use emojis in the workplace, we'll talk about that.

[Chick McGee]

I'm guessing no.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm guessing no.

[Josh Arnold]

That's gotta be in most handbooks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And have you looked in your attic lately? You might find some treasure there.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I've never looked in my attic.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Ever? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And you?

[Josh Arnold]

I asked my inspector, I go, is there anything up there? He goes, no. I go, do I ever need to look up there ever? And he goes no.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, probably.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe he hid something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I was gonna say bodies. I wonder what's up there that's really valuable. One day he's gonna sneak into your house.

[Jeff Oskay]

I didn't think about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. It's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

They got 18 gold bars up there.

[Christy Lee]

I never understood the attic thing either. Who do you use your attic? Do you store stuff there?

[Chick McGee]

I. You legally have to have an access point. I know that. Cuz there is a trap door. I have never been up.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it has something to do with your house exploding or venting or something like that.

[Chick McGee]

There's stuff up there that electronic electrician or someone might have to get up there.

[Christy Lee]

Right, right. But you don't store trunks and they just don't.

[Josh Arnold]

We did at my. The house. I grew up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That's why I have that asbestos cough.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who would have thought? Asbestos bad for you, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

They Thought they fixed that problem. They thought this will.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, that's. Don't worry about that anymore. I'm sorry. What?

[Chick McGee]

Bad stuff, indeed. We're going to come up with some interesting stuff. I'm hoping. When we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this will be the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hi.

[Christy Lee]

Now I'm paying attention.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi. It was amazing how you can check

[Josh Arnold]

out Christy, you know. Oh, hi is like a flirty thing to say.

[Christy Lee]

Is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you can text that or you can.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think the most flirty phrase. Hey, you.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very flirty. But oh, hi has become oh, hi.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hi.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, be careful to text DTF. I had no idea what it meant.

[Tom Griswold]

How about Mr. Hey. Hey, Mr. Mr. Or something like that. Hey, mister.

[Josh Arnold]

I would. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, mister.

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't like be calling mister, though.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's from a song that's about a prostitute.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, mister.

[Chick McGee]

Donna Summer song. Hey, mister.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember.

[Christy Lee]

Have you got a dime or something?

[Chick McGee]

You know Donna Summer, bad girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Donna Summer did have an amazing Brooklyn accent or east coast accent. How you doing? Yeah, yeah, that's true. I did not know that might have been a lie.

[Josh Arnold]

So she was a Donna Summer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's right. Donna Summer.

[Chick McGee]

Now she does news on NPR and she likes the disca Wanna Summers.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Donna Summer still. Is she still. No, no, she's not.

[Chick McGee]

No wonder she changed her name.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, she died in a camping accident. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

I believe. I think we have something on the big screen if I'm not mistaken. There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Holy moly.

[Josh Arnold]

We got the Hitchcock.

[Jeff Oskay]

How are you?

[Josh Arnold]

Good, good.

[Chick McGee]

And your name again?

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm Jeff Oskay at the Fails to mention news desk. Yeah, you guys give a lot of

[Chick McGee]

the news each week.

[Jeff Oskay]

You don't give all the news. I'm here to give you the news.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, shut up.

[Jeff Oskay]

That you failed to mention.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's Jeff Oskay with failed to mention new.

[Jeff Oskay]

I forgot to mention we have a new sponsor at the failed to mention news desk. This week we're sponsored by Fast Eddie's used Hot tubs. Why wait? Get your bubbles on today with Fast Eddie's used hot tubs. They're located in the old Dunhams off of Highway 40. Pop Tarts are coming out with a new pop Tart with twice as much filling as a standard pop Tart.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Jeff Oskay]

You failed to mention. What are you doing? Pop Tart. They're fabulous the way they are. I hope whoever buys these burns their tongue on the filling twice as bad as a standard popcorn. I don't know if you guys saw this. Kids in California found human remains while doing the annual Easter egg hunt. Including a skull.

[Announcer]

Oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Jeff Oskay]

You failed to mention. Oh, well, what do you have there, Olivia? Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Drop the basket now.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, a nine year old power lifter.

[Josh Arnold]

Crap.

[Chick McGee]

Crapped

[Jeff Oskay]

a nine year old powerlifter. Cracked the Guinness World record by deadlifting. $180.

[Chick McGee]

Big difference.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that. That's quite different. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Good for you, little girl. I can't even get my son to crack a book.

[Josh Arnold]

Not very stupid.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that'll happen.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Following his daddy's footsteps, he's on academic probation.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. Just like his dad. And if I can foresee the future, he will be on academic probation one more semester before being kicked out. Hey, I don't know if you guys saw this. A horse got stuck in a sewage trail tank.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Jeff Oskay]

You failed to miss. What you failed to mention. Luckily, it was a Shetland pony.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, now.

[Jeff Oskay]

The annual Festival of the Steel Phallus, a fertility festival, was held in Japan last week. What you failed to mention. The USA's fertility festival is celebrated multiple times each year, but we just call them monster truck rallies. There was a surf spell on the highway last week. What you failed to mention. Somebody better get Ms. Butterworth a mop. After years of travel, US woman opened a spoon museum with over 33,000 unique spoons in her collection. What you failed to mention. The only patrons, old people, junkies and soup lovers.

[Josh Arnold]

Soup lovers? Of course they would. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And finally, a man was fined after climbing into the enclosure of a popular pygmy hippo that goes by the name Mu Dang at a popular zoo in Thailand. What you failed to mention. Mu Dang, is the sound the crowd would have made if the full size hippos got a hold of the man.

[Josh Arnold]

Moo Dang.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm Jeff Oz.

[Tom Griswold]

Game.

[Jeff Oskay]

Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

Oscar.

[Chick McGee]

Don't hang yourself with that tide checker. That was good, Jeff. I love him. He's the best.

[Tom Griswold]

He's very good.

[Chick McGee]

A couple quick things. Speaking of things I love. I love Justin Wilman, the magician.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we know.

[Chick McGee]

And I just bought my tickets yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

It's almost. It's getting uncomfortable the way you love him.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's. He's the. He's such a great guy. And that is one of the. I've. I've seen his show twice in the last few Years. Years. And I'm going again. But he's going to be in Wah coming up on Sunday night. Where is he? He's in Milwaukee tomorrow. He's in Appleton, Wisconsin tonight.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

Lots of stops coming up, including East Lansing, Saginaw, Reading, California, Stockton, Eau Claire, all kinds of spots. So if you get a chance, if

[Tom Griswold]

you're going to Appleton tonight, six inches of snow expected. It's just always snowing in Apple. I wrote it's always snowing.

[Chick McGee]

While I'm at it, Haywood Banks will be in Peoria at the jukebox. Go see Haywood tonight and tomorrow and Duke at the Vibrant Event Center, Logan Sport, Indiana, Saturday. So some nice, great things to do this weekend right now. It's about time we headed over to the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

I could start coming in at 9 with Christy Lee.

[Chick McGee]

I just had so much. So much great sporting news.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know. It's been a great day. I love Baxters. It's always a fun, fun time of the year.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They should call it the Bastards.

[Josh Arnold]

They should.

[Christy Lee]

I said masters.

[Pat Godwin]

You said.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. I heard bastards.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my ears, not your mouth.

[Pat Godwin]

You can't say masters anymore.

[Christy Lee]

And you can't say that the primaries.

[Pat Godwin]

Can you say santra?

[Josh Arnold]

The primaries.

[Chick McGee]

What would basturbating be?

[Josh Arnold]

Masturbating? Well, you first. You take a largemouth bass. Make sure you take the hook out first.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell me you're trying to tell me a fisherman hasn't thought of that.

[Josh Arnold]

Someone's tried it and apparently it's not great. Otherwise we'd all be doing isn't great. It didn't take off.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

And some people say this show is stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

Who says that?

[Josh Arnold]

You'd think it would be okay, wouldn't you?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Too much laughing. Okay. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Fish are nature's fleshlights.

[Pat Godwin]

That's right there.

[Chick McGee]

I never thought I'd see that.

[Pat Godwin]

Small mouth.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you put that on a T shirt?

[Pat Godwin]

What kind of sizes?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, what size are you gonna to go? Small? Mountain large.

[Josh Arnold]

Depends on.

[Chick McGee]

Depends on how. How you are.

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't go walleye, I'll tell you that. I got those sharp.

[Chick McGee]

If you're going. If you're going perch, you got a micro.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you hear? What? It all depends on how you are is what, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we have a new story about

[Christy Lee]

that I don't understand.

[Chick McGee]

I just. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't get it.

[Chick McGee]

I gave you this under protest.

[Christy Lee]

I put it at the bottom of my stack hoping we wouldn't get to it.

[Chick McGee]

It's from the New York Post and

[Christy Lee]

I'm self proclaimed expert has offered his perspective on the so called art of catching print. Now does anybody know, has anybody ever

[Tom Griswold]

heard this catching print?

[Josh Arnold]

No, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist. I, I'm curious to learn.

[Christy Lee]

This is the name of the trend of estimating the size of a man's member. Josh. Based on the protrusion in his pants.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, size of the print.

[Josh Arnold]

I see. But it's the, I mean it's more of an out print.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Anwar White, who refers to himself as the Internet's fairy God brother, I hate him. Already told the New York Post that his guidelines include a classification system of a B or D. All right. He said if there's a slight bulge at the top of the zipper area, that's an A, meaning the member is roughly 4 to 6 inches.

[Josh Arnold]

This is ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

I, I, I, I submitted this story under protest.

[Christy Lee]

If it's poking out or you see a bigger bulge lower than that middle point of the zipper towards the bottom of the testicles, it's a bee or a penis measuring between 6 and 8 inches. Is this, is this happy or a sad one?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I'm assuming are sad, you know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Mr. White continued, when the member goes past the testicles, that's a D. It either looks very flat or it has a banana angle and you may see a bulge just beyond the testicles. He claims his system has an approximately 90% accuracy rate. So what's a D size then? It doesn't say the number.

[Chick McGee]

I just, I guess that means Excel bigger than eight.

[Christy Lee]

I guess.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure how scientific this is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, not at all, not at all.

[Christy Lee]

He said for his credentials, the former varsity basketball and tennis champion says, I've studied how men hold themselves and he claims his system has a 90% accuracy.

[Josh Arnold]

Has he taken into account khaki boners?

[Christy Lee]

What does that mean?

[Josh Arnold]

When, Sometimes when you wear khakis or Dockers, you sit down and they sort of fold up and it looks like you might have an erection.

[Tom Griswold]

You've never heard of a genie weenie?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

A weenie genie. I forget which. It is like an imaginary, like that

[Josh Arnold]

kind of thing, but with denim.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, with huh.

[Chick McGee]

And khaki boners. Sounds like the name of a realtor or some sitcom. It's khaki boners tonight. But I mean this is so ridiculous. Yeah, I mean this is the kind of thing you look at pictures of old rock stars and you always have that laugh and I always think of Spinal Tap with The guy, you know, whatever it was. Wrapping a cucumber in foil or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Was Tom Jones ever exposed as a stuffer?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think he was a stuffer.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so that was actually.

[Chick McGee]

But also they change in size. It can go from a thimble to a. Yeah. A baby holding a cantaloupe based on the, you know, Circumstance.

[Christy Lee]

Right, exactly. Some are growers, some are showers.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm. I'm every bit of grower.

[Christy Lee]

So you don't have much of an imprint is what you're saying. If you were just.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't. Yeah, no, my imprint would.

[Chick McGee]

You're any.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not an innie.

[Christy Lee]

Are there any.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, if you go to the hospital, you're an innie. It goes all the way in your body does something.

[Tom Griswold]

One of my. A good friend of mine who happens to be a girl.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Told me about one that's no bigger than his little finger.

[Josh Arnold]

Erect.

[Tom Griswold]

Erect.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

How about that?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that. That would be your microphallus. And hey, there should be. There really should be. Be a telethon. You know, like let's get well.

[Tom Griswold]

But.

[Christy Lee]

Well, but I don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you solve that problem though?

[Josh Arnold]

They've got to be surgical ways. You know what you do? It's the liposuction slash micro penis clinic where they just take some of the fat they just sucked out of Linda.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And now they sort of fashion it into.

[Chick McGee]

But then you'd have to take the body.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

You'd have to take anti rejection medicine. They figure it out to have to use your own. I don't want to start seeing those commercials.

[Josh Arnold]

Ozemp Dick.

[Tom Griswold]

It does the opposite on the.

[Chick McGee]

And I didn't submit this story under. I. I'm so glad I did now.

[Tom Griswold]

OIC on this.

[Chick McGee]

It's a GOP 12, whatever they call it. What is it? GLP.

[Tom Griswold]

GLP distaff side. Are there women that are. Have unusually large.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Openings.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, opening.

[Chick McGee]

They. Oh, they do a. We had that whole thing about.

[Tom Griswold]

Talk about a tele.

[Chick McGee]

What's it called? Rejuvenation surgery.

[Christy Lee]

And there are inverted nipples. We know about that.

[Tom Griswold]

So what is that? What does rejuvenation therapy do?

[Chick McGee]

I thought therapy. Surgery.

[Christy Lee]

Surgery.

[Tom Griswold]

Surgery.

[Christy Lee]

I redo it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They. But. And then. Then there are labiaplasties, which can be really important that can get painful for women.

[Chick McGee]

And they had the one commercial for the vaginal rejuvenation. I thought it was very tasteless. They were playing the show the song Tighten up by Archie Bell. On the dress. Archie's hit hard times and they were showing live.

[Josh Arnold]

This isn't right. But how, how big is my valley?

[Chick McGee]

Happy now?

[Josh Arnold]

I believe it's how green is my valley.

[Chick McGee]

But if it's green, you got to go to a different doctor.

[Tom Griswold]

How green was my valley?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe it is.

[Chick McGee]

Was. At this point in the show, I'd like to call on Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

Because you're the car girl.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And I would like to call your attention to the Hyundai hybrids. That's right, the reliable and efficient Tucson hybrid. I've talked about this so much, I feel like you're beating it against your head. I love my hybrid and I love my Tucson. It's a wonderful vehicle. Easy to drive, so smooth, has lane assist and driver assist.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you know Bono from U2 has. Has one?

[Christy Lee]

No, I.

[Josh Arnold]

He loves to go off roading in his. Does he Hyundai. Muddy Hyundai.

[Christy Lee]

Then he's in the stylish and efficient Santa Fe because that's the one they use for going a little bit more off roading.

[Tom Griswold]

Applause for Chrissy to just keep on going.

[Josh Arnold]

She did the right thing.

[Christy Lee]

The pro, the power to navigate the toughest terrain. That'd be your Santa Fe hybrid. And if you would like more information on these wonderful vehicles, call my friends at Hyundai, won't you? 562-314-4603 or visit Hyundai USA.com we love our Hyundai.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, more rejuvenation news on the way.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

No reason to go anywhere. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-BOB- tom1 or@bob&tom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Listen to this show.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, there's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Not paying attention again.

[Christy Lee]

I'm looking at how to grow basil in my kitchen.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on a second.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on just one second. I got Andy. Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Just kick the stool off from under you.

[Christy Lee]

You don't want to grow your own baby basil. Oh, my God. I use it every day.

[Josh Arnold]

I need to get basil in the

[Christy Lee]

studio and I buy it and it always dies and I'm just.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we don't. There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I never really. I know I threatened to kill him, but never really wanted to carry it out until now.

[Tom Griswold]

Every bit ends with. And that's why you start to cry. And I wanna. Hey, there's, Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee, and here's the red skeleton of our show.

[Chick McGee]

It's Compton's red interim sidekick, Josh Arnold. Is it the I Hate stephensinger.com Sidekick show you started? Okay, now, Christy, I. You brought up a couple things. I've got to change the topic. I got this letter. Dear Bob and Tom show.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

We began the show as many hours ago with a. A shart story.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And a song about that from Donnie. This Dear Bob and Tom show. I was in line at the grocery store, blah, blah, blah. I passed some gas that smells so bad, the lady behind me checked her baby's diaper.

[Josh Arnold]

That's so funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. How do you keep a straight face during that?

[Chick McGee]

Thank you for that. Thank you for that nice letter. Now, you had this incredibly dumb story about some guy that has a scale for gauging the male member size while looking at the bulk bulge.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he's called Catching print, which I'd never heard of before.

[Chick McGee]

Doubt it. But. All right, we got. No, I'm sure there's some idiot that Tom Dalton just. I don't think that's a trend. I don't think. But. So I did a little bit of work in the world of Google, and there is some odd stuff going on out there. You mentioned rejuvenation of the lady parts. There's apparently a vaccine. What for that?

[Christy Lee]

A vaccine.

[Pat Godwin]

Vaccine.

[Tom Griswold]

How does that work?

[Chick McGee]

No, it says it functions in a similar way to fillers.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, yeah. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

How weird.

[Christy Lee]

So it puts filler inside there.

[Chick McGee]

Apparently it says it in. In place of doing that kind of surgical thing.

[Josh Arnold]

You get the vag scene.

[Chick McGee]

It has the aforementioned hy.

[Christy Lee]

Hylic acid.

[Chick McGee]

Hyaluronic acid, Whatever it is that was that came up in.

[Christy Lee]

Hyaluronic acid is what Juvederm is. Or a filler that you use, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

This filler stuff, isn't it made by the same people who brought us Flex Steel?

[Chick McGee]

I think so, yeah. It says, help us repack your parachute.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's an.

[Christy Lee]

So are we talking about the outside or are we talking about the inside?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you dare give anyone else credit for that.

[Josh Arnold]

The outside is known as a labiaplastic.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And that's.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know why they would call it a vaccine, though. That's a. I hate when people use that word.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure this is even a this.

[Josh Arnold]

It's more of an injection it's an injectable.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

A beef injection?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I was thinking it was some weird pill. I can't.

[Christy Lee]

No, it would be okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What? Wait a minute. So you.

[Christy Lee]

You think you were speculating it would.

[Chick McGee]

I just saw. It just said prescription. Okay, so I've.

[Tom Griswold]

I just saw it. It said prescription. I assumed. I.

[Chick McGee]

Vaccine. No, no, they use the word vaccine, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not right.

[Chick McGee]

It says if you're over 40 and fear that your vaginal muscles are slowly losing their tone and do not want to go under the surgical knife. This may be for you. It's called desireal. R functions in a similar way to lip fillers and face fillers. And then it goes on. On to.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, don't. Lip fillers and face fillers, don't they have to be freshened up?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, like every three to six.

[Chick McGee]

Those are all injection.

[Josh Arnold]

Are there plenty of pelvic floor exercises you could do?

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely. That's why I do Pilates three times a week.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Kegeling it right now.

[Christy Lee]

I am, too. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This is a joke. At the gym of the day, I got on the Vagmaster.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, how was that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's just a gag. You know, for the. Hey, look, I can do it, too. And I was. I was somewhere primarily.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, come on, funny man. This way.

[Chick McGee]

I've been in, sister. Yeah. You make sure you're in shape. Do what you. I mean, you want to be. You don't want to have everything fixed down there. It'd be like putting a brand new radio in an old beat up car.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's true. Now, the radio might sound fantastic, but who wants to chat?

[Josh Arnold]

Who wants to get into here?

[Christy Lee]

Wants to change the dials.

[Tom Griswold]

Nobody wants to get into that.

[Chick McGee]

Fellas, we covered this before. Men are dropping $25,000 and up to beautify their backside. Entry point, exit point for most of us. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it's called anal rejuvenation. They interview Dr. Evan Goldstein. He is a gay man. He says he began his career as a cardiothoracic surgeon.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But found the opportunity in anal surgery for a cosmetic purpose. And as well as sexual function, he does it for tightening services.

[Tom Griswold]

So in case you're looking, ear, nose, throat, heart fart.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But it's expensive, so if you want a tight ass, you better not be one.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

You had a fork over 25 grand

[Josh Arnold]

you'll have to pay out of your newly tightened ass.

[Chick McGee]

And then last, lastly, this is really interesting. You mentioned earlier the Ozempic Yeah, that's the gl. The glp.

[Josh Arnold]

GLP ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, those.

[Josh Arnold]

Plenty of them out there.

[Chick McGee]

This is the headline Ozempic Vulva.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right. It was. As people lose weight, they were. Their vulvas were becoming more pronounced.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. An unusual side effect of taking a GLP1.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, you could say that for anybody. That loses quick. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

And so now they interview a plastic surgeon that is again, doing the. The. The vaginal rejuvenation.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there's no. That's not a side effect of any GLP one. It's a side effect of losing weight quickly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, correct.

[Chick McGee]

They refer to it. Oh, I. Labia puffing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, some one. And puffed up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's. What with. I guess that's also in the ingestion. Now you've done some labial huffing.

[Josh Arnold]

I absolutely have. Yeah. I'll get in there. I make it sound like a werewolf movie.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Everything's coming up flappy. Okay, Christy, do you have anything to check out on?

[Christy Lee]

Let's check out on those. Two police officers in Florida are being disappointed after one broke wind in a colleague's face.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on with that.

[Christy Lee]

A Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office personnel complaints.

[Tom Griswold]

I dropped my bat.

[Christy Lee]

Alleged that Detective James Coppola had engaged in horseplay by passing gas and Deputy Joshua Muhammad's face in District 9.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't. I take it back. Police officers probably need something to kind of. They kind of have fun. It's called.

[Chick McGee]

That's copy dusting.

[Tom Griswold]

Perfectly. Perfectly acceptable. We were looking for.

[Josh Arnold]

Close the curtain.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the bow we were looking for.

[Josh Arnold]

Roses are a fly.

[Pat Godwin]

The bow.

[Tom Griswold]

We're carrying Tom out of the studio.

[Chick McGee]

If you don't want to get farted on, don't pull my finger. Thank you, Officer.

[Josh Arnold]

Should I end it with cop dust?

[Tom Griswold]

These.

[Chick McGee]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Jeff Oskay]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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