The BOB & TOM Show - April 13, 2026

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Podcast Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – April 13, 2026

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Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show brings together the regular crew—Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, Pat Godwin, and guest Jess Hooker—for their signature blend of comedy, talk, news, sports, and offbeat listener interactions. Special guest Jim Gaffigan stops by for a comedic segment. The team discusses the aftermath of the Masters (with new champion Rory McIlroy), Artemis 2’s record-setting journey, everyday curiosities, weird world records, and everything from penis kegels to meat vending machines. The show keeps its fast, riff-heavy style and includes memorable jokes and off-the-cuff moments throughout.

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Key Segments & Topics

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1. Jim Gaffigan’s Cake Philosophy

[01:21 - 03:51]

• Jim Gaffigan pops in and riffs on cake:
  • Cake as a social unifier.
  • Critiques of fruitcake: “What is that, a skittle? What was that seed in here? Is this a treasure map? …Anything but fruit.”
  • Disguising breakfast as dessert: “I can’t have cake, I’ll have a muffin. You know the difference between a cake and a muffin? Nothing… Mini muffins: I’ll have like one or twelve.”
  • Pancakes: “You can’t have cake for breakfast… unless it’s a pan-cake.”
• Memorable quote:
  “Cake can actually bring people together. You know, it’s Bill’s birthday. I hate that guy. Oh, there’s cake in the conference room… Well, I should say hello.”
  — Jim Gaffigan [01:35]

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2. Masters Golf Tournament Recap

[06:50 - 15:05]

• Recap of the Masters: Rory McIlroy wins back-to-back.
• Discussion about tradition: green jackets, prize money.
• Masters food: peach ice cream sandwiches, pimento cheese, egg salad.
  • Fun Moment: Obsession with “egg salad” hats worn by audience members.
• Augusta’s airplane noise problem and fake bird sounds controversy.
  • Tom: “They were caught putting bird sounds on… but don’t do that anymore.” [09:10]
• Tradition trivia: fans are called “patrons,” rough is the “second cut,” no hats worn backward.

Notable exchange on the green jacket:

• “Does Rory get another jacket or the same one?”
  — Christy Lee [12:57]
• “If you win it twice, do you get a second button on the sleeve? Like an admiral.”
  — Tom Griswold [13:01]

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3. Artemis 2 Moon Mission & Space Tangents

[11:04, 20:30 - 24:00, 59:21 - 60:24]

• Artemis 2 astronauts make a record-breaking trip—farthest humans from Earth ever (2,756 miles).
  • Parachute drama during splashdown.
  • Nutella and Uncrustables as post-space food requests.
• Skepticism about future Mars missions: “It’ll never happen. The fuel, the tech—it’s impossible.”
• Joke about alien crew swapping on far side of the moon.

Memorable moment:
"The astronauts set a new distance record from Earth. The old record set by Apollo 13."
— Chick McGee [59:21]

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4. Listener Letters & Oddball Topics

[26:10 - 28:40, 36:07 - 39:59]

• Black squirrels (are they real? Yes, in Colorado and Michigan).
• Trivia: “Quint Asper” from Gunsmoke.
• Pet squirrels, mishaps (one peed on a listener).
• “Egg spurt” debate: best way to boil and peel eggs—no consensus.

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5. Comedy & Cultural Observations

[23:00 - 25:11, 80:00 - 83:40]

• Stand-up comedy reviews from listeners—Greg Warren & Justin Willman (“Chick is right, Willman is a witch.”)
• Trader Joe’s vs. Whole Foods clientele, juggler grocers, and customer service jokes.
• “No one says, ‘15, that’s a great age,’” — riff on teenager attitudes.

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6. Sports Desk

[44:22 - 49:39, 53:54 - 54:04]

• Golf, NBA playoff field update (“Man, is that confusing.”)
• Sergio Garcia breaks his club in frustration, can’t replace it (code of conduct warning).
• Chick and Josh on which color M&M they’d voice in commercials—“Red” and “Blue.”

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7. Sex & Wellness: Penis Kegels

[73:16 - 80:28]

• Medical segment on why men should do pelvic floor exercises (kegels).
  • Benefits: better erections, orgasms, prostate health, incontinence prevention.
  • How to do them: “Squeeze as if trying to hold in a fart… or stop your flow midstream.”
• Raucous banter about technique and who’s doing them during the show.

Quote:
"You might be doing more harm than good."
— Josh Arnold [70:32]
"Now I can see the letter we’ll get: ‘I hit a tree trying to penis kegel listening to your stupid show.’"
— Tom Griswold [79:18]

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8. Food & Kitchen Talk

[87:36 - 90:13, 148:03 - 153:39]

• Recap of homemade Masters-themed foods: chili, egg salad, peach ice cream sandwiches.
• Extended riff on ice cream sandwiches, waffles, and the virtues of homemade vs. frozen food.
• The wonders of kitchen appliances: air fryers, waffle irons, and the ever-creeping product costs.

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9. Unusual News Stories

[131:56 - 134:53, 148:03 - 153:11]

• Ice cream machine mishap during statue dedication (Suzuki statue’s bat breaks).
• Texas woman smuggled drugs into prison via Bible pages soaked in cannabinoids.
• Meat vending machines in Montana—“Would you trust vending machine meat?”—with a song from Pat Godwin.
• Banana bandits steal 96 bananas from a Wawa.
• $1 million Lego heist in California.

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10. AI & Relationships Survey

[157:32 - 159:36]

• 1 in 4 Gen Z adults have had emotional, romantic, or sexual “encounters” with AI.
• Riffs on cheating, robots as partners, and the lost episode of The Jetsons where Rosie and George have an affair.
• "Would you have sex with a robot?" — Tom Griswold [159:14]

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Notable Quotes & Moments

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• On cake and social etiquette:
  “We all know cake’s bad for us. Sometimes we’re trying to disguise the fact we’re having cake for breakfast… Unless it’s a pancake.” – Jim Gaffigan [01:59]
• On the Masters airplane sound:
  “You guys have terrible hearing. I think it’s your tinnitus.” – Christy Lee [20:14]
• On Artemis’ record:
  “That’s a new distance record from the Earth for humans.” – Chick McGee [59:21]
• Egg boiling tips:
  “There’s a test. Drop it in water. If it floats it’s either good or bad, and if it doesn’t it’s either good or bad. I don’t remember which.” – Jess Hooker [72:14]

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Segment Highlights & Timestamps

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| Segment | Topic | Timestamp MM:SS | |-------------------------------------|------------------------------------------------|-----------------------| | Jim Gaffigan on Cake | Comedy, food culture | 01:21-03:51 | | Masters Recap | Sports, food, tradition, odd moments | 06:50-15:05 | | On Fake Bird Sounds | Masters broadcast trivia | 09:10 | | Artemis 2 Moon Mission | Space, world record, astronaut trivia | 11:04, 20:30, 59:21 | | Egg “Expert” Debate | Listener input, food trivia | 36:07-39:59; 71:39-72:59| | Letters: Black Squirrels, Squirrel Pet | Animal hijinks, listener stories | 26:10-28:40 | | Penis Kegels for Men | Sexual health, raucous teaching |73:16-80:28 | | Ice Cream Sandwich Discourse | Food nostalgia, product brands | 87:36-90:13 | | Meat/Sausage Vending Machine | Weird news, Pat Godwin song | 148:03-153:11 | | Drug-soaked Bibles in Prison | Bizarre crime news, edgy riffing | 131:51-134:53 | | AI & Romance Survey | Tech and relationships, Jetsons bit | 157:32-159:36 |

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Conclusion

The April 13, 2026 episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers its trademark banter—from Jim Gaffigan’s “cake as a lifestyle joke” and Masters golf minutiae to Artemis space achievements and the finer points of penis kegels. Listener letters and interactive moments keep the pace snappy and the mood irreverent. Stand-out conversations include ruminations on sports superstitions, food traditions, modern relationship quirks, and the crew’s non-stop riffing on everyday absurdities.

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For Further Listening

Check out the show’s other daily segments and B&T Extra for even more jokes, odd stories, and wild tangents.

Transcript

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[Chick McGee]

Well, other than going back to college and obtaining a bachelor's degree in accounting with a minor in finance, then interning somewhere and becoming fluent in all tax forms. But that might be hard to accomplish before tax day, so maybe just stick with TaxAct. TaxAct. Let's get them over with.

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Comedian Jim Gaffigan joins us in the studio. A family man, a clean liver. Now, when you're on stage, Jim, you don't do a blue kind of show, do you?

[Jim Gaffigan]

I'm very clean and kind of, you know, I talk about cake for like. Cause you know, cake's an important topic.

[Tom Griswold]

Cake. Tell me about cake.

[Jim Gaffigan]

Well, there's a lot of different. Cake's a powerful food. Cake can actually bring people together. You know, it's Bill's birthday. I hate that guy. There's cake in the conference room. Well, I should say hello.

[Chick McGee]

Who am I to pass judgment on him?

[Tom Griswold]

It's his big day.

[Jim Gaffigan]

And admit it, when you hear the song Happy Birthday, all you're really thinking is, I'm getting some free cake during the song. You just wonder what kind it is. Hope it's chocolate for me. So many types of cake. There's rum cake, which makes sense. Cause we've all been eating cake and thought, you know, this needs booze.

[Tom Griswold]

Booze, bottle liquor.

[Jim Gaffigan]

I don't have time to eat and drink. I only got two hands, buddy, and one of them's holding a cigarette. There's fruitcake. That's a bit of a disappointment. Oh, yeah, you think that would be better. Fruit, Good cake. Great fruitcake. Nasty crap.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's amazing.

[Jim Gaffigan]

Have you tried fruitcake? I don't even think that's fruit in there. You're like, what is that, a skittle? What was that seed in here? What Is this a treasure map? What's the recipe of fruitcake? Anything but fruit. It's like the baker was just clearing off the counters, put all that stuff in there. People don't eat this. They just mail it to relatives. We all know cake's bad for us. You know, sometimes we're trying to disguise the fact we're having cake.

[Pat Godwin]

It's breakfast.

[Jim Gaffigan]

I can't have cake. I'll have a muffin. You know the difference between a cake and a muffin? Nothing. How about those mini muffins? How much denial are we in when we're eating mini muffins? I'm just gonna have like one or 12. They're so small they don't really count. They're like muffin vitamins. Eat em. I feel like an astronaut.

[Chick McGee]

That's why I have them for breakfast.

[Jim Gaffigan]

You can't have cake for breakf. Unless it's a pancake. How'd that slide through? You're not having cake for breakfast. You're having fried cake with syrup for breakfast. I'll load up on that and try not to nap.

[Chick McGee]

Yellow. Is the caller there? Hello, we're here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. The Bob and Tom show. At the news desk, there's Christy Lee. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold. Hi. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, Tom. I know you'll agree with me, both Josh and Pat wearing the button up short sleeves. I don't care for it. I love it. I don't care for it.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't care for how it feels on you or how it looks on others?

[Chick McGee]

Both. Both.

[Josh Arnold]

He's like, you're out.

[Chick McGee]

I'm offended.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a slide rule and you want to do some accounting for us. April 15th coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he doesn't. Yeah, like an accountant.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, especially with a white one. I was always.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you're on top of your numbers, aren't you? I bet you got organized.

[Pat Godwin]

Smooth, baby.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Balanced.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Just a couple days away from tax day.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, you filed your extension, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think. I think I might have gotten it right this time. We'll see.

[Chick McGee]

I think. I think that's an official explanation with the irs. I don't know. If you go in, if you're honest, you tell them, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I did hear one bit of interesting information. The if you. Depending on which post office you drop your return, they may not be postmarked that day.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gee, just. Just more things to terrify poor taxpayers. I don't know if I'm not blaming Tom, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm blaming.

[Chick McGee]

Blaming Tom. I don't know if you're helping the situation or hurting, but I think you might be hurting the situation if you're starting this room.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're. If you're done on the 15th, you want to go inside the post office and ask them for a postmark, is that right? Certain post offices now are not doing postmark. They have to send it to a regional office. I'm not kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Jake Johansson had the best take on taxes when he said the government says you owe us money. Well, how much do I owe you? Well, you have to figure that out. Yeah. And if you do it wrong, you go to jail.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell?

[Tom Griswold]

It's like tipping. I like to land on the high

[Josh Arnold]

side, just in case. Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So I've signed a bunch. I think I've signed everything. I think I'm ready to go. But. Yeah. Check local listings. On that post office thing, do you

[Chick McGee]

ever pause when you're signing your power of attorney? I always kind of think this can't be good. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What is this thing?

[Chick McGee]

The power. I could have me committed via you. Is that right? Is that what I'm hearing?

[Tom Griswold]

You own what? Yeah, I'm paying for your mortgage.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's. That's one thing coming up. We have a bunch of stuff coming up today. A huge, huge day of interesting news stories. We have some stuff I'd never heard of before. The. The male Kegel is on the way.

[Chick McGee]

And I continue to be the smartest man alive. I told you Friday, Scott, he's gonna make a run. I told you.

[Christy Lee]

Sure did.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't say he was gonna win. I said he was gonna make a run.

[Tom Griswold]

It was about a 3/4 of an inch from that one putt going in. That would have made it a time. Great, great masters.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Rory. Rory McElroy.

[Tom Griswold]

I am really surprised you're a wiener. Augusta doesn't prevent the all the airplane traffic.

[Chick McGee]

I did not.

[Josh Arnold]

I noticed more this year than I have in the past.

[Tom Griswold]

You hear a lot of airplanes?

[Chick McGee]

I don't listen to it with the sound on.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you don't?

[Chick McGee]

That's because Jim Nance might be mistaken for just anybody out of the crowd talking. Oh, I have the most nondescript voice in the history of the idea of

[Tom Griswold]

the world to be offended even though they're 5, 000 yards away. In a tower.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he's one of our modern poets.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I like.

[Chick McGee]

You might be right.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the memory, actually. This reminds me of 1964, when Byron was on the 17th hole and at his third shot.

[Chick McGee]

There'll never be another Byron.

[Tom Griswold]

How the hell do they remember this stuff? It was very exciting.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was good stuff. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And McElroy's parents were there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Little girl.

[Josh Arnold]

How'd you like to hit an 11 under in the Masters and not be the winner?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Then there were like five guys at minus 10.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Fun one. Fun to watch, but again. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

You think that since Augusta has so much power, they could somehow divert the airplanes from flying over.

[Chick McGee]

See, another reason to listen to the sound off. I. I notice that I like to hear the birds. I listen to. Do you?

[Tom Griswold]

And the crowd screaming. It was great.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that fake?

[Josh Arnold]

Some of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of the birds, they. That famously. They were caught faking it years ago. They don't do that anymore.

[Christy Lee]

I. I watched on the porch and. Had our own birds.

[Chick McGee]

I don't believe that.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't believe what?

[Chick McGee]

That they stopped augmenting the sound with their own birds.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they got caught years ago because some bird.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Heard like a.

[Chick McGee]

There's no better time to start it. You said we got caught, we're never going to do it again. Let's do that again.

[Tom Griswold]

He heard the African scissor bird and he. He wrote a letter.

[Chick McGee]

Well, first of all, that's very cbs. Very.

[Tom Griswold]

We may be able to get a. The sound of the African scissorbird. Is that possible? It's very tough to find.

[Chick McGee]

I don't even know if the recording exists.

[Christy Lee]

I think Bob's the only one that can do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They were caught putting bird sounds on the sweetening, they call it. But they. They don't. They don't do that anymore. So I know there are a lot of private planes flying in and out of that little airport.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody was hitting a shot that big of an issue.

[Tom Griswold]

Destroy. I was driving.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't think. I don't think.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what you were watching.

[Chick McGee]

He's taking one second of. Of something and making it. You'll notice it continued the entire.

[Josh Arnold]

No golfers complained at all.

[Pat Godwin]

They didn't anybody complain till now.

[Chick McGee]

Like Tom's the only one I heard complaining. Did you hear somebody hit. Was hitting a shot and he got up to. And he had to stop because somebody was revving a golf cart not that far from him.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you do that.

[Chick McGee]

I know he's like. And I thought. First of all, I thought they were electric. But because he stepped back and he goes, come on with the cart, fellas. That's what. And I don't know who that was. Somebody's.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of the birds that you'd hear while watching the Masters on cb. The other thing is they have those super powerful micro microphones. They're. You know, they're. They're mice. You can hear the.

[Chick McGee]

The ones the government listens to us with.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The club swishing through the air and the contact and all that. But this is a Bob famous bird calls.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

And I believe some of these used to be. They used to sneak these on to the Masters. Here we go. African scissor bird. Okay. Unbelievable. If you have ever seen.

[Chick McGee]

Amazing. Simply amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

So dead on.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Guatemalan diarrhea bird.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

This is unable.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't get it out, I'm afraid. Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

That's only part of the Guatemalan diarrhea birds. He could not finish. Finish that one. Well, okay, good. Let's see a lot of historic events over the weekend. Friday night, Artemis Landing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that was cool to watch. Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you notice. And the big shoots come out. The one of them was kind of.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was like, wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

I assume that that thing is because they say it hits the water at 20 miles an hour. I assume if one of the shoots doesn't go it up to 30, maybe if none of them. It eventually opened.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it did, but it took its time.

[Tom Griswold]

And the coverage. Now they obviously have planes in the air with cameras and again with the planes.

[Christy Lee]

Those planes are okay, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, that's because they got the cameras on them. You're not hearing. And he's about to shoot.

[Josh Arnold]

There were some moments, but it wasn't

[Chick McGee]

here about it until now. I could see where that would bother you.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

Anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Did not really pay attention.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Anything.

[Josh Arnold]

The event itself, of course.

[Chick McGee]

What's going on?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just was. My point, I think, is you're missing the.

[Chick McGee]

You're missing the point.

[Tom Griswold]

They control everything.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but not the faa.

[Tom Griswold]

They can't. No. There are other events where they are. They do not allow air traffic.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't fly even commercial.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This wasn't like major. This is private jets for ultra rich people.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that I get.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, because you never know which

[Josh Arnold]

one of them is a terrorist and might dive into the Super Bowl. I totally get that.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm just saying if the Masters is so big and important, I want the airspace restricted. I think it's perfectly reasonable.

[Chick McGee]

Well, one thing at a time. Country club used to be restricted.

[Josh Arnold]

Very restricted. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I'm sorry, sir. Only white planes can park on the air.

[Chick McGee]

You know, there's got to be an old timer. 1971, that's what it all changed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it all went to pot.

[Chick McGee]

Let them women on the course.

[Christy Lee]

Does Rory get another green jacket or does he get the same jacket over again?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great question. I. Am I correct in saying if you win it twice, that the buttons on the sleeve.

[Chick McGee]

I heard him. They didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

That right.

[Chick McGee]

They didn't give him a different jacket. They gave him his jacket one this time. But I don't know if they give him another jacket for the closet or not.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they did. I. I was. I didn't hear it. I was away from my tv, but I could see it in a distance.

[Chick McGee]

But you heard. You hear it if a plane goes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's all I could hear.

[Chick McGee]

Congratulations to Ro.

[Tom Griswold]

These old buy place, they showed a sleeve with two buttons on the sleeve. So I'm wondering if that's how that works, if it's like an admiral or something with the stripes.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

So that signifies how many wins you have, how many buttons you have on the sleeve. Maybe you are out of your.

[Tom Griswold]

I was in the kitchen dealing with two 10 year olds in a hot oven and.

[Chick McGee]

An issue at that point, not an issue.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you allowed to wear that jacket out anywhere or. No.

[Josh Arnold]

And they do not ever get another jacket. They just keep their one.

[Tom Griswold]

What if they get really fat?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I don't know if they'll actually. Because Rory's looked a little loose.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I thought so too.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, toward the end, the Jack Nicklaus jacket might have been a little snug.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Well, what else do you have coming up in sports?

[Chick McGee]

What else do we have coming up in sports? Oh, NBA. The playoffs are set. Good luck figuring it out. Also, at the Masters yesterday, we've got a complete rundown on the. The. The concessions are much more reasonable than we thought, actually. So we'll talk about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Pimento cheese sandwiches.

[Chick McGee]

And they have peach ice cream sandwiches. How's that? You like a peach?

[Tom Griswold]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

I like.

[Tom Griswold]

I've had peach ice cream, but, you

[Chick McGee]

know, I'd like to tell you.

[Tom Griswold]

Sandwich. So it's an ice cream sandwich. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, I wasn't. Peach ice cream sandwich. There's no other way to say.

[Tom Griswold]

At first I was. What kind of bread do you put it I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I'd like to see you. I'd like to see you in just your underwear eating a peach. Can I. Can I get that?

[Tom Griswold]

Those photos are being developed.

[Chick McGee]

Suck on my peach, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now. I'd like to say. Anyone driving out there?

[Chick McGee]

Where are we? Oh, we also have a world record mishap at an Easter egg hunt. No, I didn't have anything to do with ruining this one. And more on Artemis Landing. Really something other stuff coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know they have gotten look kind of cheap? Did you know it back in the day?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You wouldn't just get a green jacket. You'd also get a vest and two pairs of pants.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, and they really had to cut back.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're running out of money.

[Christy Lee]

Look like a leprechaun.

[Chick McGee]

That's why they didn't actually wiseacre. You get a miniature of the. The master's trophy. You also get a locket in the shape of the. The masters logo with the trophy's the statue.

[Tom Griswold]

A statue of the building, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a. It looks like the NFC championship trophy, but it's. It's. It's a house. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's pretty cool. Well, speaking of cars.

[Chick McGee]

And then Eisenhower's mustache.

[Tom Griswold]

Eisenhower had a mustache?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's why he didn't. You never saw pictures.

[Chick McGee]

Very short time.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it like a Fu Manchu or.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it was a Fu Manchu. How did you know that?

[Josh Arnold]

He wore that in sort of a mocking fashion.

[Chick McGee]

You should hear him do his imitation at the peace talks. We want our land. Yeah, whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Ho Chi Minh, that young punk. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

You know, Rory got a lot of great gifts, but he didn't get a Hyundai. Poor guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe he'll buy himself one.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe he's got enough money to do that now. And if you would like to get yourself into a Hyundai, right now is a great time. Like the Tucson hybrid with lane assist, driver assist, adapted cruise control. It almost drives itself, and it has America's best warranty. Yesterday I pulled up behind a Santa Fe hybrid. Boy, that's a good looking car, too. And it's a little more rugged, a little more space, but it'll definitely take you where you need to go, if you know what I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

And of course, Santa as in Santa Claus. Fe as in iron. The famous iron statue of Santa Claus right there on the hood ornament.

[Christy Lee]

It's beautiful. That's exactly right.

[Chick McGee]

God. My God.

[Christy Lee]

Beautiful hybrids.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you take high school chemistry? My fe is iron right yes, it is. I managed to not do well on that.

[Christy Lee]

The best of both worlds can be found at HyundaiUSA.com or call 562-314-4603 for all the details. Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much. Hyundai. Thank you very much, Christy Lee. A lot of stuff coming up, including a song from Patty G. I saw you practicing your guitar in there.

[Pat Godwin]

My little guitar.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I'm looking forward to that. Certainly. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts studio, it's Chrissy Lee at the news desk Blue.

[Christy Lee]

Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick May. Man, there's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick magee@the orangeinsouls.com sports desk.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick, was that too much? I can back off.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. I was just smiling because of you. If you want to really experience something, and that's kind of different, don't. Don't cheat yourself somehow. Come in here on the show and stand in the control room when Tom and Pat are talking about accidentally erasing something on Pat's iPad. It is really, really something. Neither one of what the hell they're talking about, but, boy, they've got definite ideas.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you put stuff in the trash, it stays there for 30 days.

[Pat Godwin]

I deleted it, but it accidentally.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, all right.

[Chick McGee]

I'm surprised.

[Christy Lee]

Accidentally deleted your trash.

[Pat Godwin]

Not the trash. A song. Yeah, I never. I've never done that before.

[Chick McGee]

Is this your way of getting out of the song or.

[Pat Godwin]

No, actually, I enjoyed spending two hours on that this morning and perfecting it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man. It was something we hadn't heard.

[Pat Godwin]

It was a edit of something.

[Tom Griswold]

It was perfected.

[Pat Godwin]

It's never perfected. You did say it's an imperfect science to begin with. Yeah, I did. It's not there. You can look.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, good. We'll figure something else out. Where was I? Oh, by the way, Josh isn't just sitting over there. He's. He's sitting in the official Sidekick chair brought to you by Stephen Singer Jewelers.

[Josh Arnold]

You got that right.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate Stephen Singer. Because you go there and you can find out. Nice gifts for Mother's Day. We'll get to that coming up. Mama, I did find this. There are several major sporting events in the US that place temporary flight restrictions

[Josh Arnold]

over stadiums, et cetera, and that includes commercial flights. We're talking your United, your Deltas, your.

[Chick McGee]

Not just your.

[Tom Griswold]

Not just your PJs, below a certain altitude. So it doesn't mean you're not going to get your delta flight from Atlanta, Chicago flying at 3,000ft.

[Chick McGee]

So this will be good. So by your count, how many times did you hear a plane during the master?

[Tom Griswold]

Constant.

[Christy Lee]

I mean if you're checking a lot of the masters. I don't recall that.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys. You guys have terrible hearing.

[Christy Lee]

We have terrible hearing. I think that maybe it's your tinnitus.

[Josh Arnold]

That wasn't a plane.

[Pat Godwin]

It's your tinnitus.

[Josh Arnold]

No, these high pitched planes are really.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the only frequency I think my ears hear anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

But like Townsend, we'll move on from there.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of flights we had Artemis is back. Got a fun Artemis Update. Actually Artemis 2, I should say. And we'll.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I was really happy to see them Saturday. Talking and hugging still and putting their arms around each other because in my mind it was like, I don't want to see you people for three years.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely, Lloyd, if I have to watch you crap one more time.

[Chick McGee]

But that's. That's the replacement crew. You guys realize that they switch crews on the back side of the moon, right? You remember that?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I thought there was something odd about the way their eyes were.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're all aliens. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Now are they eligible to go back up in another mission?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure, I. I suppose.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean the crew for the next one I assume has been training.

[Christy Lee]

It has not been picked yet. I just.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh really?

[Chick McGee]

No, they. They can never go into a space.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I know they don't have selected them yet.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't have the lander done.

[Christy Lee]

You want to go up next year?

[Chick McGee]

How are they going to land then? There's no lander.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the thing they got to.

[Christy Lee]

That's Artemis 3 will next practice and that thing.

[Tom Griswold]

And that'll do it on. That'll do an unmanned landing.

[Christy Lee]

It'll do a lander. It'll do the. The. I have this story this morning. I'll.

[Chick McGee]

And now here's Dr. Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it's still no interesting.

[Christy Lee]

They've actually sped up. They weren't going to do it so quickly.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're gonna do it next year. And this crew will dock their capsule with the lander while orbiting earth.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Yeah. They're not going to go up to the moon.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, cool. Because they got. They got to practice the docking thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

When do we go to Mars? Aren't they training the crew now?

[Tom Griswold]

It'll never happen.

[Chick McGee]

Let's go to Mars, man.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, it'll never happen.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we'll never see it.

[Tom Griswold]

The amount of fuel that it would take.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's kind of sad.

[Tom Griswold]

To get there. And the spacecraft would have to be built in space and it would have

[Christy Lee]

to be Matt Damon on Mars. They can get them there.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's some physics issue there. Getting enough fuel.

[Josh Arnold]

Alien technology, it will be the key. Will have to be introduced to some new alien technology in order to get there.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be like a nuke or something. Who knows? But I read a very lengthy article by a physicist on why it's impossible to get to Mars. And it's very hostile there. I think he said, you need to land the thing. You need a parachute the size of 12 football fields. It gets very complicated.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like to see

[Chick McGee]

now. 12 football fields.

[Christy Lee]

That's pretty big.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a weird atmosphere, and it's also poison.

[Chick McGee]

It is a weird atmosphere. Almost as bad as a comedy club on a Saturday. Second show. Saturday show. Weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of comedy, got a nice letter here. Are we gonna do some letters?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Letters from our emails from our listeners. Here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Evan. I saw Greg Warren.

[Christy Lee]

I loved him.

[Tom Griswold]

He is so funny. I laughed and laughed.

[Chick McGee]

I laugh. And my wife likes him, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Greg had a great show in the Deloitte's Theater in Springfield, Missouri. I have it on good authority he

[Chick McGee]

seemed to be reading off of cue card.

[Tom Griswold]

That, however, is not what this letter is.

[Chick McGee]

We couldn't understand why.

[Tom Griswold]

Your Bob and Tom show. My wife and I attended Justin Willman show in Appleton, Wisconsin. He was fantastic.

[Chick McGee]

There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

My face hurt from laughing. My wife's sides were sore from the laughs. I'll attend another one of his shows in the near future.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

So he's your new boy crush?

[Josh Arnold]

Practitioner of the dark arts.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

P.S. chick is right.

[Chick McGee]

He's a real magician.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick is right. Justin Wilman is a witch.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Did I say that?

[Josh Arnold]

Guy's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He truly is.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe a warlock.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, he's a warlock, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

He's. He's on tour. I've already got my tickets. He's gonna be all over the world in the next few months.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's find out which show he's going to. Yeah. And let's picket it outside. Talking about how we don't want warlocks in our town.

[Chick McGee]

Magic is a tool of the devil.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

In June, you can look for.

[Chick McGee]

We don't need a magician in our Christian town.

[Josh Arnold]

Just see. See Tom's Faces.

[Chick McGee]

So, anyway, there were these protesters.

[Josh Arnold]

Will you guys get out of here?

[Tom Griswold]

I'll go in the back door. He's going to be an East Lansing Saginaw coming up in June. In August, they'll be in Reading and Stockton. I highly recommend. He's got a long tour.

[Josh Arnold]

He's incredible.

[Tom Griswold]

We're hoping to talk to him.

[Josh Arnold]

He went by just Incredible at one point, didn't he?

[Christy Lee]

Yep, yep, he sure did.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I'm glad he changed it, obviously, because his show is way better than that name suggests.

[Chick McGee]

Just incredible just rolls off your tongue.

[Pat Godwin]

It does.

[Tom Griswold]

But he was a. He was a young kid. There's so many comedians that used to be magicians. Arsenio hall started as a magician. Johnny Carson, Dick Cavett, a lot of.

[Christy Lee]

I pulled a Tom yesterday. I was at Trader Joe's and I was waiting in line and I was talking to one of the gentlemen who works there. Spent 40 years as a juggler. He was telling me all about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, did you go over to produce and go see. That would have been the greatest Instagram video.

[Pat Godwin]

Cucumbers and eggplant.

[Christy Lee]

He said he was.

[Chick McGee]

No, something round, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's more.

[Christy Lee]

He did the flaming. Flaming swords.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you do the one close to me or the one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the one close to you.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the one close to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'll. What's his name? I'm gonna go.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I didn't catch his name. I'll tell you what he.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay, good. And by the way, I have.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't think of any place where people are happier than the people that work at Trader Joe's.

[Josh Arnold]

They're doing something right there.

[Tom Griswold]

And not to mention the clientele is very happy. You go into. You go into, like, Whole Foods and everyone there wants to jump off a cliff. Hey, could you be more miserable, ma'? Am? Not the people that work there. The clientele seems so good. Miserable.

[Chick McGee]

Picking on Whole Foods. But it's a nice just in.

[Tom Griswold]

Over the weekend, everybody in there looked like they're.

[Christy Lee]

This guy.

[Chick McGee]

People are on to you. They know that your perception of actual events are skewed, at least compared to skewed towards what's going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Skewed toward the truth.

[Josh Arnold]

And Trader Joe's and Chick Fil A are both terrific customer service.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, they are.

[Tom Griswold]

Great. Now we will continue with our letter segment. Were you happy that letter. That man acknowledged your talents. Chick.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't call. I don't think I called Justin a witch. Maybe I did. I Don't know. But I meant it there. Whatever I said, I meant.

[Tom Griswold]

The first step to recovery, writes Mark,

[Chick McGee]

is you admit you have a problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. He goes, I realized my son's reaction to me talking is the same as yours when Tom is talking about the Allman Brothers Band.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat. Yeah. You were recently saying that you. You're getting some of that at home.

[Pat Godwin]

Regards to Jimmy's indifference. Yeah, yeah, I talked to him about anything. He just.

[Tom Griswold]

Get out of here.

[Josh Arnold]

Was he 14?

[Pat Godwin]

15?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Man, that's tough. Being a. I only know from. I remember being a dick to my parents at times.

[Chick McGee]

What have we always said? No one says, oh, 15, that's a great age.

[Tom Griswold]

Never happened. The worst never happened. I think junior high school teachers should all have no taxes due. Yeah, that'd be a great haven. If you can handle junior high school kids, I say, you don't need to pay taxes. No, you're doing. You're doing a public service.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they are.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, no teacher should have to pay taxes. But junior high school teachers get a little.

[Tom Griswold]

They get it reversed. Well, Clem, you taught middle school geography. Here's $500 a week for your troubles. Do you have a letter over there, or am I the only one?

[Chick McGee]

Black squirrels. We were talking about that last week. Hello, Bob and Tom. Black squirrels are indeed black. We have lots of them here in Colorado. Oh, that's from Steven.

[Tom Griswold]

Also find them in northern Michigan. Read your Hemingway.

[Josh Arnold]

I got windbagged by my own youngest brother.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no. What'd Joe do?

[Josh Arnold]

So I said, yeah, in Missouri, we have gray squirrels. And he sent me a picture of a brown squirrel. And he goes, this one sure looks brown to me in Springfield.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that means there can be more than one type, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't even bother.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? Joe is a punk bastard.

[Josh Arnold]

You tell him Joey Wednesday can be a punk.

[Chick McGee]

A punk.

[Josh Arnold]

He listens every morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Good morning. I didn't say anything bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Christy, what TV show featured Quint Asper?

[Christy Lee]

Quint. Asper.

[Tom Griswold]

That was the name of the character.

[Chick McGee]

This doesn't count for trivia because it's probably. It's a show that no one's seen but you.

[Josh Arnold]

Does anybody know.

[Chick McGee]

Was it that Hank show that you always talk about?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love that show.

[Chick McGee]

I know you did a great novel

[Tom Griswold]

about that, by the way.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no kidding, Asper.

[Christy Lee]

No. What?

[Tom Griswold]

He was played by Burt Reynolds. He was a regular on Gunsmoke.

[Chick McGee]

Quint was. Burt Reynolds was a regular on Gunsmo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know.

[Chick McGee]

He was. Dan August.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Very cop.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I Had. Had started this Gunsmoke thing by, say, I was sitting in the waiting room at the doctor's office, and they have some TV channel that apparently plays Gunsmoke all morning. I just never liked it. That show featured Bette Davis, Suzanne Plechette, Charles Bronson, Angie Dickinson.

[Chick McGee]

Betty Davis was actually Kitty's mom. He was the original madam of the whorehouse. How fascinating is that?

[Tom Griswold]

They called her Flappy.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they. No, they didn't. He didn't say any. Anything about age.

[Josh Arnold]

Before Festus, deputy was Dennis Weaver.

[Tom Griswold]

Dennis Weaver, Yeah. Who would go on to, of course, be McLeod.

[Josh Arnold]

Watch. Watch the. Oh, what? The Touch of Evil. That's Dennis Weaver's best.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a bad guy.

[Josh Arnold]

He is an oddball.

[Chick McGee]

No, he. He has a touch of evil.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. That's a fun film.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we have time for one more letter. What have you got?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. I had friends in college who had a pet squirrel.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

I held it in my chest pocket one time and it peed on me.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that'll happen.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

When you mess with.

[Christy Lee]

They're not body drinks.

[Chick McGee]

Matt from Cincinnati. Dear Bob, at Top show, I totally heard the announcer say in the rough Sunday at the Masters. Oh, and I think we have the.

[Josh Arnold]

They're supposed to probably got a stern talking to.

[Chick McGee]

There was a point. I think it was Justin Rowe. I get my. Justin's mixed up, but somebody was teeing off, and in the background, there was a gentleman wearing a baseball cap, a yellow baseball cap that simply said egg salad.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw that and wondered what it was.

[Chick McGee]

And I. I grabbed a picture, and we have letters about what's up with the guy wearing the egg salad cap.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that one of their sandwiches that they sell at the Masters?

[Chick McGee]

That's Joe from Wichita Falls. I'm sorry. Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin. There he is.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's done kind of in the master spot.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Masters font.

[Chick McGee]

And you can really see it here on the bigger screen, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought it was like a. Here's what. Here's my theory. A wife. There's some inside family joke about egg salad. She made him this hat because his son is wearing the same hat, but his says, now driving.

[Chick McGee]

Now driving.

[Josh Arnold]

He's clearly 16. Something like that. Yeah. So this was just some inside fun. Hey, you take these hats to the

[Chick McGee]

Masters, and there they are.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're not allowed to wear your hat backwards.

[Chick McGee]

And that is Justin Rose.

[Tom Griswold]

And this even the patrons can't.

[Chick McGee]

No. Wow. Nobody can wear their hat backwards. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you have to. It's not the rough. It's the second cut.

[Chick McGee]

Second cut.

[Tom Griswold]

The fans are patrons.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you allowed to punch the two brothers dressed the exact same?

[Pat Godwin]

That is.

[Chick McGee]

Look at those guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I saw them on the tv, too, and went, oh.

[Chick McGee]

And you know the other one, you can't see his face, but he's wearing those same sunglasses. You know he is.

[Tom Griswold]

And Justin Rhodes is supposed to be a super cool guy. Really nice guy.

[Josh Arnold]

I was kind of rooting for him.

[Chick McGee]

I thought he worked at Whole Foods. I thought he wasn't. He was just miserable all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I said the clientele at Whole Foods is miserable.

[Chick McGee]

The. Not the employees.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it sounded to me, by the

[Tom Griswold]

way, eminently clear egg salad sandwiches.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you did? And pimento cheese sandwiches. Only a dollar fifty.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's.

[Chick McGee]

And wrapped in the green Masters. Saran Wrap.

[Jess Hooker]

Happens.

[Chick McGee]

Peach ice cream sandwiches once again on rye. Tom, just for you. They're $3. Soft drinks, $2.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe he's just expressing his favorite sandwich. He likes the egg salad.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Pat Godwin]

Inside joke.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's an inside joke.

[Pat Godwin]

Family thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe he loves Ron White, but he got it wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Tater salad.

[Chick McGee]

Damn it.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up in sports, Chick McGee?

[Chick McGee]

We'll talk about the Masters and how much money did they. How much money did they make for hitting a little white ball around? Oh, we're going to be Money, money, money, hillbilly.

[Josh Arnold]

So what they.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, how much you made? Yeah, how much you make for that job? What are they paying you?

[Josh Arnold]

The first thing. Jim Nance. So what'd you get?

[Chick McGee]

What'd you get? You gonna get it all in cash? That direct deposit? What's going on there? And the NBA playoff field is set. Man, is that confusing. And more stuff coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

They can do a best of 30 now for the first time. Okay, Ste Singer. We got a billboard in here right there. It says, I hate Steven Singer. Now, why would we say that? Well, that's why we say that. That's the website. I hate stevensinger.com because other jewelers hate

[Josh Arnold]

how low his prices are.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's got some stuff they don't even have. How about the sunrise 24 karat gold dipped rose? This is a real rose dipped in 24 karat gold. You know how gold prices have been lately? Stephen doesn't care. He's still doing 24 karat gold. And they're a beautiful sparkling blue. Kind of a sunshine sunrise. I meant to say fading into a pinkish purple. These are the famous Stephen Singer roses. Gold dipped. And this Time around might be just the right gift for Mother's Day because these roses last forever. The new Sunshine rose is just 89 bucks. It's got the Steven Singer guarantee, of course, only available at. I hate stevensinger.com. celebrate those moms in your life with this beautiful gift. It's in a special gift box. And while you're looking at the catalog and I highly Recommend going to ihatestevensinger.com for a quick perusal, a nice little Mother's Day gift might be the At Last bracelet or perhaps some beautiful earrings. And remember, with Stephen Singer, you can always upgrade that jewelry. You got her some earrings last year. Hey, go for it. Let's upgrade those to some even bigger ones because he's the diamond guy. He's the expert on diamonds. Real diamonds only. Thank you. None of the fake stuff. And the famous Steven Singer guarantee. And of course you get that free shipping, so get the details. It's perfect. Think about those moms in your life. I gotta get on this pretty soon because Mother's Day is just around the corner. I just got through the birthday. Okay, I'm ready. I'll take another one. Thank you, Steven. Steven recently saved my ass. That's not his slogan though. But he can save your ass too. Fellas. Visit I hate stevensinger.com. tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com.

[Chick McGee]

hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Chrissy Lee at the news desk. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick [e-mail] sports desk. Hello, Tom. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chickster. You got any letters over there?

[Chick McGee]

I do. Something about this gentleman lives in Dayton, Ohio and he lives by Shart's Road.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, we discussed that last week.

[Chick McGee]

S H A R T S. And he took a picture of the sign at Sharts Road and it looks very. It looks wonderful. His name is Paul. There it is. There's the corner of something in charts. He's been listening since we first came on the air and date. So thank you very much. Thank you, Paul.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show, this is Ms. Kelly from Rochester, New York.

[Chick McGee]

Rochester?

[Tom Griswold]

You guys were talking about how to make the perfect hard boiled eggs. This is always controversial.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody has their way.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. There are different methods out there for.

[Tom Griswold]

So she goes get the eggs to a rolling boil for one minute.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm already out.

[Tom Griswold]

Why is that?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't use a. I don't boil anymore. I have a hard boiled egg cooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Josh Arnold]

So tell her to show.

[Christy Lee]

Then she turns it off and lets it sit for 20 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, 20, right. Salt the water, of course, simmer. But she says simmer for 20 minutes. Cool. Crack the eggs. They'll peel off easily. How about that? Isn't there one where you dip them, you throw ice in there, and this.

[Christy Lee]

I got all kinds of ways.

[Tom Griswold]

I need to get a definitive answer to this.

[Josh Arnold]

I, I don't know that there is one.

[Christy Lee]

My husband does it every week. I don't know what he does. He does them and they're in the refrigerator.

[Josh Arnold]

Same here.

[Pat Godwin]

How many at a time? About a dozen.

[Christy Lee]

12.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I do a dozen.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's a dozen. Wait a minute, hang on, let me check. Yep, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a checks out last week from Aaron. A R, I N. I didn't know if that was a lady Aaron or a guy Aaron. Usually the guy Aaron is double Aaron, like our double A. I call him Triple or E R, I N. That's typically a lady. Right.

[Chick McGee]

E R, I N. What's his nickname again? That's gonna catch on. What is it? A, A, A, A.

[Tom Griswold]

That's his nickname.

[Chick McGee]

We're calling him.

[Tom Griswold]

It's catching on.

[Christy Lee]

I call him Triple A because he's worth another A. He's a good guy.

[Josh Arnold]

He is a nice guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Triple A. What's his name? AAA Aaron is his middle name.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, I just.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

He's the first Aaron in the phone.

[Tom Griswold]

This Aaron says, I am, I am a guy.

[Chick McGee]

Good. Good for you.

[Christy Lee]

Well, how does he spell his A

[Tom Griswold]

R I, N. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And when we read a letter from that Aaron last week, Tom said, I wonder if it's a girl or a guy. So now he's writing back, I am indeed a guy.

[Chick McGee]

So this guy evidently somehow gets his letters on every day. How's that happen?

[Tom Griswold]

Two in a row. He goes, I'm a 20 year old man. Hey, Chick. Yes, I took a nap on the couch today.

[Chick McGee]

He writes, this is nice.

[Tom Griswold]

This is your new. Your new lesson.

[Chick McGee]

We have one of those. This is from Bob in Brattleboro, Vermont.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I bet that's lovely.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hello, Bob and Tom show. Hey, Chick. I found an onion ring in my French fries.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man, love that.

[Chick McGee]

Great news.

[Josh Arnold]

That's always a nice day.

[Christy Lee]

That is A good day.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Chick. 1978, I broke my arm. I didn't have the Internet then, so I'm telling you now. That's right. Rick from Reno. Okay, what's.

[Josh Arnold]

How many bones have you broken?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

So multiple.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Chick McGee]

Well, your shoulder there. The entire shoulder. How many bones is in that?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I just broke the humerus bone and.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Many, many places. It's glued together and screwed together. Yeah, and a couple of fingers.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. I'm. Nose, collarbone twice, wrist, collarbone twice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I've heard that doesn't take a lot of pressure to break, Right? Like six pounds of pressure or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that would actually make me feel better since it happened to me twice.

[Chick McGee]

I broke my foot and I broke my finger. Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

My ankle and my femur.

[Tom Griswold]

Your femur?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my tibula.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A friend of mine broke his femur.

[Christy Lee]

That would be bad.

[Tom Griswold]

The doctor said to him. This is interesting because quite often when people break their femur, they die.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, usually.

[Tom Griswold]

And also the impact of breaking your femur.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you waited to break your bone on vacation, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right. That was the tibia.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

I was born with a club foot. They broke that as a baby. Put a cast on me for a couple of months. Then I had a broken hand in football, a hairline fracture of the neck, and that's about it. I broke a toe or two.

[Josh Arnold]

I've heard tell of that club foot thing. Do they still do that?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know if they still do that, but they broke my foot and they put in the cast, and I've been fine ever since.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember when I broke my nose, my dad goes, you know, when we go to the hospital, they're probably gonna have to re. Break it. And I just being terrified. They did not have to do that. So I. He just scared the hell out of me.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a great.

[Chick McGee]

For no reason.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a terrific description of a rhinoplasty. I think it's in the book V, I think. But it's the Thomas Pension. Yeah, I think so. I'm trying to remember. I remember I read it a long time ago. But it's enough to make you go, you know, something I'm gonna rethink. But, yeah, it's a good thing if you need it. Now. Are we gonna hit the sports page?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I have one letter real quick. This is from Lance in Quincy, Illinois. Dear Bob and Tom family.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi. And Quincy's a great.

[Christy Lee]

I had a thought I wanted to share. I Think either Chick or Josh should be or would be rather a great voice for the Peanut M M commercials. Well, why couldn't you each be in there? Don't they have more?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you and I should do. Yeah, whoever they've got now we need to.

[Chick McGee]

Red. I called it red.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

What, what, what color would you want to be?

[Josh Arnold]

Blue.

[Chick McGee]

You'd be blue. Who'd be yellow?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, J.K. simmons can keep his job.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. That's nice of us.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know who else is is voicing those.

[Chick McGee]

I don't either.

[Josh Arnold]

That's got to be good money.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You got an Academy, you got an Academy Award. And you're the Eminem guy. Yeah, life is good.

[Josh Arnold]

Farmers. Is that what he does?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we are farmers.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember somebody going, why didn't he after he won the Academy Award, why is he still doing those farmers commercials?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I know he ever had a

[Josh Arnold]

check for $500,000 hand it to you.

[Chick McGee]

That came from someone who doesn't understand money.

[Tom Griswold]

You see, you want more.

[Chick McGee]

How much you got? Well, you always need more.

[Tom Griswold]

I need the sports preview. What's happening?

[Chick McGee]

Rory McElroy won the Masters again. You got Jack, you got Faldo, and you got Tiger. And now Rory, the only ones won Masters.

[Josh Arnold]

Back to back a Sir Faldo, please.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Sir Faldo, you're exactly right. NBA playoffs begin tomorrow. We'll also have some behind the scenes stuff from the Masters. Sergio Garcia went a little nuts on an air conditioner, which is hilarious. Let's see. And the Artemis and the moon traveling. Is that. Oh, it is a world record. Is that what you're saying? Well, are you just making me do this?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. It's the farthest that a human being has ever been from Earth because of the nature of the. They didn't orbit the moon, they went around.

[Christy Lee]

Is that your world record? Because.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a world record. Now that doesn't include, you know, there's some guy named Yuri Kalashnikov who probably is currently drifting by Pluto.

[Josh Arnold]

Popsicle Ski they call.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he had kind of a rough go in a secret test flight for the Ruskies back in the

[Chick McGee]

uses terms like Rusky.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, hey. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all Your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold. He's over there at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. And hello, Tom. How are you, sir?

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Checkster. I think it's time to check in with the sporting scene. What have you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

Rory McElroy has won the Masters again. Boy, oh boy, Right? Can't they have a new champion sometimes? Man, oh man. He pulled away with a pair of birdies around Amen Corner. Which are you, Amen or Amen? What are you a. Ah, Amen.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, when I sing it, I'm Amen. When I say it, I'm Amen.

[Chick McGee]

Give me an amen. Give me an Amen. Amen. Amen.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm an.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you aunt or aunt?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Ant all the way.

[Chick McGee]

I was aunt forever. I've got to go. Aunt?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, your aunt.

[Chick McGee]

I'm aunt. I like aunt. It sounds. It sounds classy. Aunt.

[Christy Lee]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm aunt.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

You like aunt, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

I just am. I don't know what. I never really give it much thought.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you ever Auntie?

[Chick McGee]

No. But how do you feel about aunt?

[Josh Arnold]

Aunt.

[Chick McGee]

She's my aunt Francis.

[Tom Griswold]

He's trying to go down.

[Chick McGee]

I am offended.

[Josh Arnold]

Who was your favorite aunt?

[Chick McGee]

Sandy, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, on Sandy.

[Christy Lee]

That's a great name. Sandy. You don't hear that much anymore in

[Chick McGee]

the pages of white trash history. Sandy's number two, I think, Right behind white trash name. Right behind Wanda. And I remember I wrote a short

[Josh Arnold]

story when I was an undergrad. I wrote a short story and one of the characters names was Sandy Delmar. And I thought I was so clever because she loved the beach.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then I remember my professor going, you know, that's pretty obvious there, Josh. Or Arnold is what he would call me.

[Chick McGee]

Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty obvious there, Arnold. I learned to get less punny with my character.

[Christy Lee]

Del Mar's a beautiful place though.

[Josh Arnold]

But it means of the beach. So I named her Sandy of the beach.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, makes sense.

[Chick McGee]

As. As Jim Nance would tell you, McElroy sees control for good with a bold shot over Raised Creek.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, the Irish, they pronounce it McElroy.

[Chick McGee]

They do?

[Pat Godwin]

I never heard it like that. He's from Northern Ireland, though.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see they were watching him in Hollywood? Yeah, in Northern Ireland, but just with one L. Yeah, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Holy wood. Yeah, I did see that. That was cool.

[Josh Arnold]

They were having fun.

[Christy Lee]

Those kids were so excited.

[Tom Griswold]

It was scary there at the end of that, on the last hole, where

[Christy Lee]

he kind of went into the trees again.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you see him shooing all the people away. The patrons.

[Chick McGee]

The damn people. What are they doing? How close do they want to be to see him hit the golf ball?

[Josh Arnold]

I know I would feel like I would. I would want to be so far away. Not what if I sneezed or anything.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

They did. Now, they. That. Did you see the thing with the sneeze? No, that was. I want to say there are three or four holes to go. And he walked up to the ball, and then somebody sneezed and he stepped away and.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Took a second.

[Tom Griswold]

Took a little lap and someone said, yes. Some. One of the patrons sneezed.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, what are you gonna do? That pine straw. What if you're allergic to that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. What if you're allergic, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

What are you gonna do? I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Freshly cut. I bet they cut that grass every night.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably somebody's out there doing something.

[Chick McGee]

Putting it to bed.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks insanely.

[Tom Griswold]

They put the course to bed now for quite a while, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's only open. Yeah. Until they'll get it all fresh, get

[Tom Griswold]

rid of all the divots.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

See, I think they should.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not.

[Josh Arnold]

Can't keep it open another week or two and have people really pay top dollar to go play at the master's course.

[Christy Lee]

They would never look.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they don't want.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but they don't want some guy to look at. I got the flag from 18.

[Josh Arnold]

You know where. Pool. You know when pools close, they'll have those. Hey, bring your dog day and they can swim. Why not just have.

[Chick McGee]

Bring your dog to Augusta?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, because they're gonna redo it all.

[Tom Griswold]

It was like, oh, sure, if it was $10 million.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And you could have an escort, maybe they would do it.

[Josh Arnold]

But that's. That's the thing. You know what? Maybe they do and we just. We're not.

[Tom Griswold]

Aw, that's a good point.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Top three prize money. Number three, Tyrell. Tyrell Hatton, Russell Henley, Justin Rose and Cameron Young. Or as I was calling them, Don Henley and Axl Rose. They. A million a meal. A million. Angus Young is what I was using.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. I bet you just giggled to yourself.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man. I. Laughing, you know. But it was interrupted by the plane flying. Oh, I heard the plane. No. Million 530,000 for third place. Second place, $2,430,000 for Scotty. And then Rory. $4,500,000. But they actually spent $5,300,000 to attend the Masters this year. When you count planes. And now Sheffler's an automobile.

[Josh Arnold]

His wife just gave birth, like, 17 days ago.

[Chick McGee]

Uhhuh.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you think. And she knows he's a golfer. She knows the Masters.

[Chick McGee]

Why wasn't she there?

[Josh Arnold]

Is huge.

[Chick McGee]

Why wasn't she at the.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you still think there was a little bit of resentment on her part?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

He had to leave the house.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The money again.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I know, but we also know women.

[Christy Lee]

Is that what you're going to say?

[Josh Arnold]

No. We also know how tough, you know, what first few weeks can be.

[Chick McGee]

You know what the problem. And guys make this mistake all the time. And I don't know why they don't listen to me because all my relationships have been a. Aaa Top notch. But what you do is when you go on the road and you get a nap, don't tell anybody.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Most of all, the mother of your kids. Don't tell them I just got up from an amazing nap. Don't do that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very good advice.

[Chick McGee]

I just don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I won't say who it was, but someone that we know. I forget why I was asking about working New Year's Eve, and he had an opportunity for huge money to work on a New Year's Eve, do a show, and it was in Hawaii. I mean, it was like the ultimate. And he got the. No.

[Josh Arnold]

From the Mrs. Well, I'd like to. Then he's. There's something wrong with him. Honestly, he's too.

[Christy Lee]

He's whipped.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a lot of blowback for New Year's Eve with that kiss is very important. You get a lot of confrontation.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. I work New Year's Eve's a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

I look at her and I go, I was doing this before you and I even met.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And this is how I make my living.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second. I love this. Josh.

[Chick McGee]

This is fantasy, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

As if he had a wife that he would say. Say, hey, I've been to this. Write that down, will you? At your wedding. At your wedding.

[Josh Arnold]

You knew.

[Tom Griswold]

I can quote you.

[Josh Arnold]

You knew I did this before our first date.

[Chick McGee]

Babe. You gotta add babe. Sorry, Honey, Honey, babe.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you also masturbated a lot, and you're gonna continue to do so.

[Josh Arnold]

She says, well, that feels different, honey.

[Chick McGee]

Or toots I did this before you, toots. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You knew what you were getting into.

[Chick McGee]

Hit the bricks.

[Tom Griswold]

Checking out. You're a shirt guy and a fashion guy. Did you notice the guy that had Peter Millar and big letters?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't think that was big enough to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. I was.

[Christy Lee]

I was wondering your guys's go to shirts.

[Tom Griswold]

They make very nice shirts.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I used to have. I. I maybe have a couple jackets, but I don't have anything right now that in the room.

[Tom Griswold]

This is your.

[Show Announcer]

This is.

[Tom Griswold]

This is Sid right now.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Is that a Sid man?

[Tom Griswold]

Sid Mashburn, my man.

[Christy Lee]

Now that'll show up on my Instagram.

[Tom Griswold]

Get one for your husband.

[Chick McGee]

I trust you. You guys are all 80 along with me. So it's federal law. You had to watch Sunday Morning. Did you see the guy who. They interviewed him is. Are our phones listening to us and telling. Sending us advertisements concerning our conversation? And this guy said, no, absolutely not.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh man.

[Chick McGee]

They can't do it.

[Christy Lee]

That's bull.

[Josh Arnold]

That's interesting. I'd like to hear. Yeah, that's really interesting.

[Christy Lee]

And how do you explain. Let's see.

[Chick McGee]

But they do have files on all of us. He showed. He showed his file during the report on our past purchases. Everything. Websites you visited. They do have that stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

[Chick McGee]

But they're not. Listen. They're not actively listening. As he said.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes they're just too coincidental. But sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question. I'm sorry, I was thinking about this a minute ago. We were talking about. We. We had a letter. Someone suggested you guys could be the new M and M's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And the. An Academy Award winning actor. Is the. Is he the red one?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. J.K. simmons. I don't know what color he is.

[Chick McGee]

I. I don't see color when I see Eminem's.

[Tom Griswold]

But he also is the voice of an insurance company.

[Josh Arnold]

And face. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he got his Academy Award for a movie called Whiplash. Seems kind of. Yeah, you got a whiplash. Maybe you should get some insurance. Many whiplashes has ended up in court. J.K. simmons. What is. What is he best known for though, really?

[Chick McGee]

Is it Oz?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Spider Man.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Spider Man. Yeah, that might.

[Josh Arnold]

But I think. I mean Whiplash is one one of them for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's great in Lady Killers.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he is funny.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a terrific.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a great actor.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

More sports coming up, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

And wasn't he getting all chiseled for some movie?

[Pat Godwin]

He's been Pretty worked out guy from the get go. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now what's coming up in sports?

[Chick McGee]

NBA playoffs and a world record about. You like squats?

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes I don't like overhead squats.

[Tom Griswold]

Squats.

[Chick McGee]

I'll show you squats.

[Christy Lee]

Head squats.

[Chick McGee]

I'll give you squats.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hi.

[Chick McGee]

At the news desk, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

You can capture the call. Colors of the sunrise. Did you know that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

With Stephen Singer Jewelers, morning Blue fading to pinkish purple to a warm Golden Yellow with Steven Singer jewelers. Brand new sunrise 24 karat gold dipped rose at I Hate stevensinger.com There's Ace Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsoles.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. We were checking in with sports. A lot of us watched a little bit, at least of the Masters.

[Chick McGee]

Rory McElroy, your champion the second year in a row. And Sergio Garcia broke his driver on number two at Augusta. He had an outburst on the tee box and was issued a code of conduct warning. First at the Masters, Garcia lost it on the second tee box after an opening bogey. And here he is. Arie hit the drive. Son of a mother.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's not.

[Chick McGee]

And then he goes to. He goes to town on something that was standing around right. Right near him and just was beating the hell.

[Tom Griswold]

There he goes.

[Chick McGee]

He starts hitting an ice machine. Ice machine, ice maker or cooler. I don't know. He was very upset.

[Christy Lee]

Now, does he get to. Does he get another driver or does he just have to play with the clubs he's got left in his.

[Josh Arnold]

He should have to play, shouldn't he Just.

[Tom Griswold]

Great question.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Because I wouldn't think you have a spare driver laying around.

[Chick McGee]

I understand that all golfers have three total sets with them that they're allowed to use. Oh, three.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good question. I don't know the answer to that.

[Chick McGee]

That's one of the rules.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What would. Hey, can you go to my car?

[Chick McGee]

I got another set in the trunk. You'll hear him say he had to

[Christy Lee]

hit his three wood, the rest.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a question that was bouncing around my head all weekend watching the Masters.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, the. At the T's, you know, on the sides they have those pieces of wood. I was wondering if a. Those are real. And who cuts them down and from where? I really had questions about those logs.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And where do they.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm fascinated by them. Yeah. If anybody knows, please let me know.

[Christy Lee]

Sergio was not allowed to replace his driver after snapping it during the final round of the Mask.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Good. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If you're going to be a baby. He's acting like an NBA player.

[Chick McGee]

And speaking of the NBA, the play. The Play in tournament is set. Miami goes to Charlotte tomorrow night. Orlando goes to Philadelphia on Wednesday. And then in the west, we've got Phoenix and Portland tomorrow. Clippers, Golden State on Wednesday. And then this coming weekend, New York and Atlanta, Cleveland, Toronto, Denver, Minnesota lakers and Houston. NBA playoffs.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's a 1212 game playing game.

[Chick McGee]

Something like that. Artemis 2's astronauts. Oh, we didn't do this. Hang on a second. Stupid. World record. Artemis 2's astronauts return home after their record breaking trip around the moon. The crew of four, after flying in from San Diego, they splashed down just offshore on Friday night. During their mission, Reed Weissman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch and Jeremy Hansen. 2,200, 250. 2,756 miles from Earth. That's a new distance record from the Earth for humans. The old record set by Apollo 13.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty cool.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you watch the splashdown?

[Chick McGee]

I did not.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it was great.

[Josh Arnold]

I did, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, did they splash down.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, like I said before, the.

[Chick McGee]

Hard not to hit the water when

[Tom Griswold]

the, the there is a series of shoots. So when the last three shoots come out, one of them looked a little iffy there.

[Christy Lee]

For a while I didn't know if it wanted to pop up or not.

[Tom Griswold]

It kicked in.

[Josh Arnold]

It was nerve wracking.

[Tom Griswold]

And the coverage is great. They have cameras all over the place. They can, you know, right there they are on it. They got cameras on airplanes and on ships. I'm sure the crew was glad to get back to a functioning toilet.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure they were. I tagged it historic. Smuckers has offered the crew of the Artemis 2A lifetime supply of uncrustables.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh gosh, that's. That's a huge win.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. According to fortune, the four astronauts aboard NASA's Orion spacecraft had made one request for when they returned to Earth. An unquestionable EB and J.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how good those things are.

[Christy Lee]

The Navy confirmed that the recovery vessel would have an abundant amount of the sandwiches upon landing. Now you would think he would be able to take those into space. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the obvious there was the huge thing with Nutella where the Nutella jar floated by during that news conference. Whatever from space. I was, I was.

[Chick McGee]

You can't tell me that wasn't planned. I mean, I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

It looked fake because just as it sort of passed the screen, the. It spun around and the word why

[Josh Arnold]

were they just letting that bounce around in there?

[Chick McGee]

It looks like that would easily hit a toggle.

[Tom Griswold]

I would have thought everything on there would be in some special NASA container, not just some random off the shelf Nutella. Yeah, but that's cool.

[Chick McGee]

As I understand, the inside of one of these spaceship, you. You hit a top and you're sent to the sun. I mean it could happen at any second. You got to be careful.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe somebody brought that on board as one of their personal items.

[Tom Griswold]

Still, I'd like to do the math on this uncrustable thing because how old is Buzz Aldrin? He's in his 90s.

[Chick McGee]

Too old.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, he's got to be up there.

[Christy Lee]

And you're wondering how much it's going to cost them. They can't afford it.

[Tom Griswold]

These people are what, in their 30s? I'm guessing maybe 40s?

[Christy Lee]

40s.

[Tom Griswold]

So they got another 50 plus years if they do a Buzz Aldrin.

[Chick McGee]

Are you saying that uncrustables might be upside down on this?

[Tom Griswold]

I think they're going to be bankrupt.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chick McGee]

So they had to give free profit product.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the second time they've gotten some great publicity. Do you remember the story about the.

[Chick McGee]

I know. The NFL eats uncrustables by the truckload.

[Jim Gaffigan]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Here it is. This is from the New York Times. Uncrustables are taking over the NFL and

[Christy Lee]

you had never heard of them, which we were flabbergasted by and.

[Chick McGee]

Because you like peanut butter and jelly.

[Tom Griswold]

I love peanut butter and jelly and I actually lived on these. I had. I'd forgotten. Forgotten that I'd purchased them, but.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you had purchased them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I just.

[Chick McGee]

And content. Your contention was you'd never heard of

[Christy Lee]

them and you've never had one.

[Tom Griswold]

I have now. We. I tried one there. They're great.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you leave it out for 20 or you do the toaster?

[Tom Griswold]

I did the toaster thing.

[Chick McGee]

That's. That's the way to go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's my go to.

[Tom Griswold]

But, yeah. I have a number one team for untrustables. Denver Broncos. We're going through 700 a week. The Seahawks. 320. I mean, they're very popular.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Portable, easy to eat. You said if you had to eat the same thing every day for the rest of your life, Josh, it'd be a peanut butter and jelly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's my favorite food.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind of bread?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going just plain white.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you cut it?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, you eat it like a heathen. You don't cut it into a nice triangle?

[Josh Arnold]

No. Sometimes I'll do half sandwiches. So I'll. I'll get like three pieces of bread. Bread, peanut butter and jelly. That same piece folded almost like a taco. And I eat three of those.

[Pat Godwin]

A lot of peanut butter or just an even amount? Just a normal amount. You like a lot?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm kind of a normal. Normal on both.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I load up on the peanut butter.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Well, congratulations to NASA for an amazing event. And into Smuckers.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it was an event for the untrustable. That's right. It was a big event. They probably had parties and sponsor meetings and all sorts of things.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they had. They were back in Houston and Saturday and they. They spoke in front of their fellow NASA little employees. Had a great heartfelt speeches and stuff. That was great.

[Chick McGee]

The unveiling of hall of famer Ichiro Suzuki statue. There was a mishap over the weekend. Evidently the bat snapped off during the unveiling ceremony. Oh, no, the curtain. I've been told to watch the top of the display there. That's where the bat is.

[Tom Griswold]

Snap.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And then you see, there's the bat

[Tom Griswold]

and the bats just.

[Josh Arnold]

And the confetti still goes off.

[Chick McGee]

And then some guy, I think, crawls

[Christy Lee]

up there and tries to point it at his head. You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

And then try beautiful bronze statue. It's a lucky it wasn't Sammy Sosa. There would have been cork everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, it's lucky.

[Josh Arnold]

That's unfortunate.

[Chick McGee]

Suzuki was laughing. He appeared that everything was fine. And they thought when the bat snapped, it was hilarious. He joked through his interpreter, he doesn't know English yet. Yet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know you. How long have to be. We're not paying you until you learn it right?

[Chick McGee]

Until you can say thank you for the money.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't get to use your yen or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Hall of Famer. I mean, I was really surprised that he. I wonder how much English he does

[Chick McGee]

say the bat, it has been repaired and it's sticks upright like a proud penis.

[Tom Griswold]

They repair with. With pine tar. They took some of that pine tar, just shoved it up there.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like.

[Tom Griswold]

Just like crazy.

[Chick McGee]

Nice and straight.

[Christy Lee]

I got a lot more attention than if it not broken.

[Chick McGee]

Throbbing.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Absolutely pulsating. That I would not have known.

[Christy Lee]

I would not have known about it.

[Chick McGee]

Pointing toward the sky.

[Tom Griswold]

Stupid world record.

[Josh Arnold]

Masculine.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Just. Oh, speaking of which. Coming up, we have penis Kegels.

[Josh Arnold]

Kegels.

[Chick McGee]

Kegels.

[Tom Griswold]

What did I say?

[Chick McGee]

Kegels.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Trying to really ethnic it up there.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

An Armenian woman slash hairy woman has claimed the Guinness World Record for the most squats in one minute for a woman. Wow. Marie Davtian. And there's not I a N in this. Are you sure you got that spelling right?

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes it's Y a N. Is that right? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

She achieved the title. 84 squats in 60 seconds.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if these are just air squats.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. How probably still Very impressive. But I mean, how far down do you have to go too?

[Josh Arnold]

You got to go below plane.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we get. Did we find the video? Oh, here we go.

[Chick McGee]

She's 21 years old.

[Tom Griswold]

I want you. Before it starts, I want to point something out.

[Chick McGee]

And she also broke the women's record for three minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's the perv behind her with the camera?

[Chick McGee]

Looking at her age, that's to make

[Josh Arnold]

sure that she go.

[Pat Godwin]

She's not going all the way.

[Josh Arnold]

She's barely going. Bully. No, she is, though.

[Christy Lee]

Barely.

[Tom Griswold]

She does this naked. She'll be on. She'll be on. Only fans.

[Christy Lee]

I thought there was a kite behind a Mayan temple.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she's doing it at some weird, like, kind of castle. Some of those are non reps. She's not getting low enough.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think she is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there we go. That's a low one there. Josh, what do you think? Only fans doing that naked. Tens of thousands of dollars a week.

[Josh Arnold]

I prefer her not naked. I mean, she's attractive, but I prefer the clothing.

[Chick McGee]

You need to put the fart noise in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, somebody will. If not, they just did.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and she's on top of more smokey. Some. Some narrow.

[Chick McGee]

You can hear it coming all the way around the mountain.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's like a weird, dilapidated. Whatever. Weirdo castle.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't all castles fixer uppers? Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, that I could not stand up there. Man.

[Tom Griswold]

That's scary. She's very high and she's.

[Chick McGee]

You know what it looks like? Foot wide as a kid. It looks like what I thought the Alamo looked like.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I agree.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You can see the fortified sort of walls.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, desert. What do you think some guy is going to pay her to do that over his face?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody would pay a fair amount of money.

[Chick McGee]

Top dollar, I'm thinking.

[Josh Arnold]

She looks. She's very. She was pretty and had a nice body.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I. I'd give her ten grand to do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Ten grand.

[Chick McGee]

You know, maybe it is true. Yeah, why not?

[Tom Griswold]

Those are some muscular thighs.

[Josh Arnold]

Hot, dude.

[Tom Griswold]

Certainly are. Does that conclude our sports?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it does. Thank you. I know you're thankful for that, Tom, and I appreciate it.

[Tom Griswold]

Say that now. Christy, what have you got coming up?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a meat shop that has 24. 7 meat in a vending machine.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is this like a disco? They call it a meat shop.

[Christy Lee]

We have an update on the Easter egg hunt where they found human remains. Yeah. We have Bryan Cranston in the news for a very Interesting reason.

[Chick McGee]

When I tell you to bury the body, I don't tell you to go to an Easter egg hunt and be wins.

[Christy Lee]

And we have Bible soaked in blood. Coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Whole different story.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Bible soaked in drugs.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Which is it?

[Christy Lee]

It's drugs.

[Tom Griswold]

Drugs.

[Pat Godwin]

Drugs.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know where I got the blood, but.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now I was already excited. And bloody Bible.

[Tom Griswold]

And. And penis kegels.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Which sounds like it could be the name of a band.

[Chick McGee]

Why do you have to take on the Persona of what you think a white trash person is to say the

[Tom Griswold]

word kegel

[Chick McGee]

instead of a kegel?

[Christy Lee]

You've never Kegeled. You've never Kegeled.

[Chick McGee]

You never made your penis wave at somebody? Really?

[Christy Lee]

Come on. Yeah, yeah. I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Up and down. You know what we mean.

[Christy Lee]

Chick was doing them last week.

[Chick McGee]

I'm doing it right now. Josh and I are Kegeling right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we have instructions as how to properly perform a penis kegel.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Is it possible I'm doing them wrong?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

It could be.

[Josh Arnold]

You might be doing more harm than good.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, have you.

[Chick McGee]

That explains to them dumbness.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on a second. Christy, have you read number one?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Are you going to be able to read that out loud or are you going to start laughing?

[Christy Lee]

I can do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

Well, give us a hand.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. It involves lots of things. It's much more. Much more complicated than you think.

[Chick McGee]

It would have to be.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. So we'll find out about penis Kegels, among many other interesting things. Coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text, or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] Tom. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Win them too.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news center. Hello, There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

He's over there at the I hate Steven Singer, sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I need a definitive answer. Ms. Hooker, you're the best cook around here.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Boiled eggs.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

What's your technique? So they peel.

[Jess Hooker]

I. I don't. I really think it depends on how old your egg is. That's I. I think that has something to do with it. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's kind of like getting pregnant.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe your eggs are.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how you would equate

[Jess Hooker]

the two, but I can't wait to hear how.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are your clothes easy to peel off? Oh, hot.

[Josh Arnold]

Depending on the age of your age.

[Chick McGee]

Why? Why isn't there some indication on the shell as to how old the egg is?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, there's a test. You can drop it in water.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

And if it floats, it's either good or bad. And if it doesn't, it's either good or bad. I don't remember which is which.

[Tom Griswold]

Extremely helpful.

[Jess Hooker]

I do. I. My mom has a card that she puts on her eggs when she delivers her fresh eggs to me so that I know that I can test. And there's a little. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So you do. We've heard you bring them to a boil, you put them in the water cold, bring it to a boil. As soon as it's boiling, you cover it, you turn the heat off, cover it for 20 minutes, then shove a bag of ice in there and they'll peel easily. That's what, one of the ones we got.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I ice them. Yeah. So maybe that is because mine are easy to peel. I made a bunch of egg salad for the masters.

[Pat Godwin]

Isn't that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yum.

[Pat Godwin]

Isn't Jeff Oscar our egg spurt? Didn't he.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

For the longest time.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he had chickens formerly.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

No, no more chickens.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, we'll ask.

[Chick McGee]

Remember, the weasels got to him. The coyotes?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, everything.

[Chick McGee]

One of Jeff. Jeff's neighbors got to him. I'm not sure what happened.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, he was a punk.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of blood.

[Tom Griswold]

I see we have Christy Lee right there at the news desk. Let's get started. What's going on over there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, you wanted to talk to. About. Talk about penis kegels. Doctors say men should be doing them to stay healthy. Urologist Dr. Ashwan Shadar.

[Josh Arnold]

That's really.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I believe. I believe.

[Chick McGee]

I believe it's r. Hang on, Aswan. I'm okay.

[Tom Griswold]

With what.

[Chick McGee]

What's the last name?

[Christy Lee]

It's Shraddhar.

[Tom Griswold]

Sri.

[Christy Lee]

It's SR. But it was funnier the other way. Dr. Ashwin tells Metro, the pelvic floor muscle acts like a hammock supporting your internal organs.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Chrissy, we do have Mr. Sridhar here in the studio.

[Christy Lee]

Dr. Sridhar.

[Chick McGee]

Doctor, how do you. How do you pronounce your name, Doc?

[Tom Griswold]

Ashwin. Sridhar.

[Christy Lee]

Sridhar.

[Chick McGee]

Perfect.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, okay. So when these muscles are strong, they provide several health benefits including gentlemen, better orgasms.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Can they get better?

[Chick McGee]

You know, no, I was just going to say the worst one that I've

[Christy Lee]

ever had was amazing penis Kegels help by improving the mechanics of erection and ejaculation.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, can I interrupt for just a second?

[Josh Arnold]

We know you can.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't we have a thing? Was it last week we had the doctor that recommended self pleasure. Oh yeah. 21 orgasms a month minimum for men.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Prostate health or prostate health 21. No, it was 21amonth.

[Chick McGee]

that point it's. It's like a job.

[Tom Griswold]

Although I know that Josh won the prostate of the year award, but when he.

[Chick McGee]

Another day, I can't take it.

[Josh Arnold]

The prostate frosty.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, the frosty.

[Tom Griswold]

What would that be shape Frosty. What would the trophy for the prostate of the year award.

[Josh Arnold]

It kind of looks like a garlic bulb.

[Tom Griswold]

Or would it be of the instrument they used to go down there and take a look? Or would it just be a single finger? It's a giant. A giant index finger.

[Christy Lee]

Gentlemen, strengthening your pelvic floor can lead to harder, longer lasting erections. It can also allow men to achieve more intense and pleasurable orgasms by developing a, and I'm just quoting here, stronger contraction during ejaculation. It improves control over your reflex, which can help with the premature part. It prevents post urination dribble and managing urinary incontinence.

[Chick McGee]

Not now, honey. I'm training

[Christy Lee]

the male Kegel can also prevent fecal incontinence.

[Chick McGee]

Fecal? Wait, hold on. Hold it. Yep, Urinary. There's a fecal one, apparently. Oh, come on, man.

[Christy Lee]

Helps with managing the pain and swelling associated with an enlarged or inflamed prostate and improving overall pelvic stability and lower back support. So guys, do your. Your pelvic Kegels. And here's how they do.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I didn't. I was not aware exactly what they meant. And so there's a lengthy description of how to do pelvic. You know, I'm doing how to do penis kegels. What do you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

You identify the muscle either by doing the quote stop gas method wherein you squeeze and pull in your anus as if trying to hold in a fart. Or the stop pee method when you try to stop your flow midstream. This is what they tell women as well?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't those two different things?

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, they are.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's all activating that pelvic Floor.

[Christy Lee]

Muscle.

[Tom Griswold]

Muscle.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it all works together.

[Tom Griswold]

So do you do them at the same time?

[Christy Lee]

Well, you have.

[Josh Arnold]

I alternate.

[Chick McGee]

I can switch hands. I can stand on one foot. I got it down, man.

[Josh Arnold]

I do three sets of ten of each, alternating.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

This really requires some focus.

[Christy Lee]

You squeeze that muscle and try imagining that you're trying to lift your scrotum upwards into your body.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's like you're trying to.

[Christy Lee]

But remember, do not clench your buttocks, tighten your thighs, or hold your breath. You're just isolating that one muscle, Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And you gotta breathe throughout.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

This is like yoga.

[Christy Lee]

Relax in between reps to avoid over tightening the muscle. Perform 10 reps in a row, aiming for three sets a day.

[Josh Arnold]

I just. See, what did I tell you guys? That's amazing that I had the numbers.

[Christy Lee]

Gradually, gradually increase. How long you hold your Kegels for?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, come on.

[Christy Lee]

Up to 10 seconds. 10 second rest. 10 second hold. 10 seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Josh, do your ears wiggle when you do a penis giggle?

[Josh Arnold]

My ears. They don't. I cannot wiggle my ears. Can you guys?

[Jess Hooker]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

My grandpa could do it, so.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I can't.

[Christy Lee]

I think I can wiggle your ears.

[Chick McGee]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick takes off his headphones.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Both.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. No, I don't think I can do it.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I know I can't.

[Chick McGee]

I worked on it for quite a while. No, how do you do that?

[Josh Arnold]

Wait, what muscle are you activating?

[Jess Hooker]

Your jaw. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Is it your jaw?

[Pat Godwin]

His jaw wasn't moving.

[Chick McGee]

It's higher than my jaw.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Hang on a second. Wait a minute. Are they wiggling?

[Pat Godwin]

Whatever you want.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever I want?

[Josh Arnold]

No, yours are not wiggling tomorrow.

[Jess Hooker]

Your face is amazing though.

[Pat Godwin]

What are you doing? You're having a strange.

[Christy Lee]

I have no.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't get into a pickle.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like you're playing the trumpet without the trumpet. What are you doing?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't want to see your penis giggles either.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm doing them right now.

[Chick McGee]

I would.

[Jess Hooker]

So is this the same way, like, if you guys make it move, is that the same thing that you're doing? Are you doing it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a pull. It seems. It seems to me that you're pulling the front side.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

The back one is just a. Just a squeeze.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, but the key is to not clench your butt.

[Christy Lee]

Right? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Just work that ring.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you do that?

[Jess Hooker]

Are you all doing it right now?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, just one second. I just completed.

[Chick McGee]

And that's what I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I can see the letter we're going to get.

[Josh Arnold]

Dear Bob and I did a tree

[Tom Griswold]

because I was trying to penis giggle

[Josh Arnold]

listening to your stupid show.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't do it while driving, folks.

[Jess Hooker]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you do enough Pilates. You've got pelvic floor.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Your pelvic floor is probably fine.

[Christy Lee]

Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Mine's actually getting looked at. I'll let you guys know.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Your pelvic floor?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Make a recommendation if you're a dog. If you're a dog lover, get either stone or wood. Don't go carpeting.

[Josh Arnold]

I was gonna go shag. I thought maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to deal with shag penis kegels. I'm gonna have to look over these rules because this looks much more complicated.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm sure you do it more often than you realize.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Between that and suggestion that ejaculation 21 times a month, this is becoming like a job.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what Jake said. Can you imagine?

[Jim Gaffigan]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Do you. Do you.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't hit that number anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

21amonth.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you ever.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I was well over.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, twenties. In my twenties and stuff. I was. At least.

[Chick McGee]

You couldn't keep your hands.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. In a month.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There was a chance. It was every day.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you just, like, work it into your schedule or did, you know, have the same time every day?

[Josh Arnold]

It was never the same time every day, but it was. And, I mean, there was guilt on Christmas morning. You know, you're in trouble getting home from a funeral. There was. There were. There was some guilty days.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. But you.

[Chick McGee]

You powered through.

[Josh Arnold]

I went. You know.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have trouble?

[Josh Arnold]

Has to move on.

[Tom Griswold]

You have trouble not knowing your dad's watching from above?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Josh Arnold]

I've always assumed that's that. Hell is like heaven. You get to watch the good stuff. Hell is.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Time to go watch your boy have Adams.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's an interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

I like. I think this is a chapter of your book, Guilt on Christmas Morning by Josh Charles.

[Chick McGee]

That does sound like a David Sedaris type.

[Josh Arnold]

You've never.

[Tom Griswold]

You haven't lived humming a Christmas Carol while you see you reaching for Vaseline and Kleenex.

[Josh Arnold]

If you've ever been in a porn store on Christmas day, that is a sight to see.

[Christy Lee]

They're open on Christmas Day.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. A couple of them were, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

What could be worse than be working there?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm gonna try to catch the midnight Mass on Thursday. I gotta work at the.

[Chick McGee]

I got a jack.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta mob the back. The back rooms era.

[Jess Hooker]

Do they decorate it? Is there like a.

[Josh Arnold]

Like a Christmas tree with zero festival.

[Chick McGee]

Come on. They got to put some. I wonder.

[Tom Griswold]

We've discussed. Discuss this. The. The famous story about Elvis and my mom used to. My mom did this thing. She would light the stove, whatever. For those of the Jewish faith in her neighbor in Cleveland Heights, Ohio. Yeah, and there's a name for that. It's like goyish. Something I forget. But Elvis Presley. That's one of his jobs as a kid.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm wondering.

[Chick McGee]

Turn the stove on, you gotta light it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Delight it. Yeah. There was. There was. There's a whole protocol of things you can and can't do. This is true for. Or this is those of the orthodox Jewish faith. And my mom did that when she was a little girl. But I know Elvis did it. But I'm wondering if. To go down vulgar road, if some guy who does own a. Owns a pornograph. What do you call it? A porno shop. If he would look over the roster of his employees and you know. Oh, cats. He can work Christmas.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe he won't have.

[Tom Griswold]

Have that guilt.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he'll have guilt. It'll just be different.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you say to the customers? Hey, Merry Christmas. Hope. Hope you enjoy ass blasters 7.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that's.

[Chick McGee]

That's a. That's a great movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have Christmas themed pornos?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, most. Mostly the Santa Claus angel angle, I'm guessing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and he comes down the chin chimney.

[Tom Griswold]

Now when we come back. Christy, what have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

We have Bryan Cranston in the news as part of the Malcolm in the Middle reboot. Did you guys, when you were kids,

[Chick McGee]

did you think Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus were the mom and dad of the elves?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, like the actual parents.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the real parents.

[Josh Arnold]

Just supervisors is how you thought maybe they were.

[Chick McGee]

I thought maybe they were parents. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

The boss.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, I never did.

[Chick McGee]

I was left to my own devices a lot. I just start thinking about that.

[Tom Griswold]

As long as it made you happy. That's good.

[Chick McGee]

No, it did make me. Troubled me.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

They had all those short people.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, of all things.

[Chick McGee]

Got to be a gene, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, of all things. Bryant Cranston is discussing a scrotal injury.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we just gave it away.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder what happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, there's more to it. We didn't give away.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

He talks about in his new book, breaking Bag.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Malcolm in the closing out this hour.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a fine piece of work

[Chick McGee]

starting Malcolm in the Middle again. It's called the crap. The cash grab.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Never mind. Who am I? I'd grab the cash as well.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hell yeah is out here.

[Tom Griswold]

Our friend Drew Powell is in that reboot boot.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Malcolm in the Middle. And he said, Bryan Cranston is the world's nicest guy. He had a great time.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a tough scene when he just punches the mom right in the face.

[Tom Griswold]

You're giving it away. No, no, I'm not giving anything away.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't say anything else.

[Tom Griswold]

A nice pit reference.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And he's not in the second season. Yeah, I was trying to get a

[Josh Arnold]

joke out without a spoiler.

[Jess Hooker]

I can't do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

He's trying to recover from my mess. Then don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't spoil it by saying Will Smith guest stars an episode called Malcolm X in the Middle. Very, very interesting. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. A lot going on today on and off the air. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess, you could play Boo from Monsters, Inc. Oh, yeah. In a live action remake of when she's like a Little Older.

[Jess Hooker]

Thank you. That's probably my favorite lookalike. You've said that before and I appreciate that.

[Josh Arnold]

I like like that Boy, who doesn't? Do you guys. Well up at the end of that when she very end, he comes back in and she just lights up.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

You got the short bangs, I think. Is that the.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, she. Yeah, she's got like a Bob haircut and bangs and. Yeah, so it's very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks great. Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's so sweet.

[Jess Hooker]

It is a sweet movie. Do you remember? So kids grew up with that Monsters Inc. Or Mike. Kids did. But I grew up with the Howie Mandel Fred Savage version called Little Monsters.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Which was terrifying.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember that one.

[Jess Hooker]

So they, they come out from underneath your bed that you have monsters that live under your Bed. And they come and Howie Mandel, him alone is a monster. Yeah, that's scary. And. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And he's like blue and he's sort of unrecognizable.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's almost. Yeah, it's. It's very.

[Josh Arnold]

There's something off putting about that movie. I never revisited.

[Jess Hooker]

It was Howie Mandel who started the

[Tom Griswold]

monsters under your bed thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's been around for 300 years ago, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever look under your bed?

[Jess Hooker]

All the time. Yeah. And I had to look behind the shower curtain because my mom would stand back there with a knife and jump out and scare us after school.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

You're. You get some state sponsored psychiatry? I believe that's in the Constitution. What is she insane?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, we're still out on that.

[Tom Griswold]

But she.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, she scared us all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Just couldn't believe how funny it was.

[Jess Hooker]

She loved to scare us. I mean, love to scare us. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That can't be good.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's not. It's not. It didn't manifest well as an adult, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, okay. On a much lighter note, I missed most of the conversation, but I walked in and I heard you say that you. In order to watch the masters, you made. You already talked about you made some nice egg salad. But I heard you say something about you made the same peach ice cream sandwiches.

[Christy Lee]

I did.

[Jess Hooker]

I did.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

I like a theme. And so we. I made homemade pimento spread and the egg salad and then we had the azalea drinks. Those were good. And. But I also. Yesterday I made the ice cream sandwiches.

[Tom Griswold]

So is it the chocolate like an ice cream sandwich?

[Jess Hooker]

It's not. No. It's actually two sugar cookies sandwiched with peach ice cream. So. Yeah, I didn't make my own peach ice cream. I found something.

[Tom Griswold]

But you did make the sugar cookies.

[Jess Hooker]

I did make the sugar cookies. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That sounds cool.

[Jess Hooker]

I have some leftover. Do you. You guys want me to bring them tomorrow?

[Tom Griswold]

I would like to try that. Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

All right, do that. Yeah, but I made them small. It's. Two bites is enough.

[Tom Griswold]

We haven't done. We did a thing. You can buy the kit to make the. The chocolate for a ice cream sandwich.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that would be good.

[Christy Lee]

Good.

[Jess Hooker]

I love how soft that is.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. Yeah. And it's one of those things where you can spend $50 and three hours of your afternoon in order to make 10 ice cream sandwiches you could buy for 12 bucks.

[Chick McGee]

You do that with pizzas, too?

[Tom Griswold]

All the time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the Cadillac of the Ice cream sandwich. Is it North Star,

[Jess Hooker]

Big John?

[Josh Arnold]

Big John is a good brand.

[Jess Hooker]

I think that's a good brand.

[Chick McGee]

None of the. Yeah, no ice cream sandwich leap to mind.

[Josh Arnold]

You think, think somebody would have, would have cornered the market on that, but they haven't.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you just like a traditional.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, yes. With the parchment paper around it.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

The ice cream exchange is one of those things. It's. You've gotta wait. You've gotta wait till it's just the right temperature.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm with you.

[Chick McGee]

You put it in the microwave for 11 seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, 11 might be too much.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, it's perfect.

[Christy Lee]

Blue Bunny makes a good product.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Blue Bunny. Yeah, Blue Bunny. That's what I said.

[Josh Arnold]

Now that's your Bunny bread, my friend.

[Chick McGee]

Bunny. Oh, I knew it was a bunny.

[Christy Lee]

Were Klondike bars ice cream sandwiches. They made a version.

[Chick McGee]

Ice cream bars with no stick. I never understood that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's weird.

[Chick McGee]

I can't grab this. I'm not going to bare hand it. What do you say?

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I would say.

[Tom Griswold]

I need a stick. Maybe a serious letter. Where is the stick?

[Christy Lee]

Get chocolate all over your hand.

[Chick McGee]

I have sticks right here.

[Josh Arnold]

He was like a magician.

[Pat Godwin]

He's got all the clungs.

[Chick McGee]

Tom is pre. We get inundated with Klondike bars.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, enough food talk.

[Chick McGee]

And they don't call the Eskimo bars Eskimo bars. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Those are pies. And now they're not even Eskimo pies. Right. They're indigenous.

[Pat Godwin]

You can't say it anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

Nose kisser pies or something.

[Chick McGee]

Jeez. You know how they Eskimo kiss? You ever have an Eskimo kiss, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

What's an Eskimo kiss?

[Chick McGee]

You rub noses.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's sweet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I remember, like as a kid going, man, that's gotta suck. Wouldn't you rather just tongue each other?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I, I, I want.

[Christy Lee]

They were renamed Edie's Pie, remember?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that sounds even. That sounds filthy. Yeah, Edie's Pie sounds like a spread in a 1968 issue of Playboy magazine

[Chick McGee]

with Eden Edie Gourmet.

[Christy Lee]

Or you could say Eddie's Pie.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't get a knockoff. You want the Edie's Gourmet.

[Chick McGee]

Tom just mentioned Edie Gourmet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he did?

[Josh Arnold]

Because I was formulating my Edie Gourmet joke.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, I just said, does it? Edie's Pie sounds like a spread in Playboy where that Playboy would have these genuine stars that would kind of sort of take their clothes off.

[Chick McGee]

Like Edie Gourmet.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no way she was ever doing it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. I'd like to apologize to the Edie Gourmet estate.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

It might be pronounced Eddie's, but whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it Eddie?

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's Edie's ice cream.

[Christy Lee]

E, D, Y, E. It's in.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Eddie. Try my pie.

[Tom Griswold]

Edie's ice cream is.

[Pat Godwin]

Doesn't have the same.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a big crossword puzzle answer.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Eds.

[Tom Griswold]

Ed. Y.

[Jess Hooker]

Who's Ed Gourmet?

[Chick McGee]

Edie Gourmet. Steve Lawrence's wife.

[Josh Arnold]

They were kind of a singing couple.

[Chick McGee]

They had like a hit.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably as lame an act as you'll ever see.

[Chick McGee]

No. Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

God, he was super cool.

[Josh Arnold]

You realize his casting in Blues Brothers was ironic.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's why it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he was that whole slick, Vegasy guy. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

But not any good.

[Josh Arnold]

It was lame.

[Chick McGee]

No good? No, it was Sinatra cool.

[Josh Arnold]

This answers a lot of questions.

[Tom Griswold]

It was like sort of a second tier Sinatra.

[Pat Godwin]

Not even that.

[Tom Griswold]

That show. Busy, glitzy.

[Chick McGee]

Not at all. No.

[Pat Godwin]

Took a chance in his life.

[Tom Griswold]

He was in the blues. He's in the Blues Brothers pack. In the Blues Brothers. The scene in the. In the sauna.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

Well, because it was.

[Josh Arnold]

Because he wasn't some tough guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Gangster esque dude that they were trying to portray him as in that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

I think Edie Gourmet actually did a lot of scat singing. I think. Oh, did she have one of those? Yeah, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a fan of that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, but you like Steve Lawrence.

[Josh Arnold]

I loved it. Because the height of cool.

[Tom Griswold]

The worst scatting of all. The worst scatting of all time is Sinatra.

[Chick McGee]

The height of Doobie.

[Tom Griswold]

Doobie.

[Josh Arnold]

Listen to it.

[Tom Griswold]

He doesn't do it.

[Christy Lee]

Sinatra's too cool to ever do anything wrong like that.

[Pat Godwin]

No, that was a throwaway line.

[Tom Griswold]

He wasn't scatting. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And this is really smooth, actually. It's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Sounds like Sinatra singing.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's embarrassing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Eskimo Pie changed the name to Edie's piece. Government, I want.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, by the way, did you watch the Masters over the weekend?

[Tom Griswold]

I did.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Did you hear any planes obscuring the coverage of the Masters? Planes going overhead?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I mostly heard in the pumped in bird noises.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are real bird noises.

[Josh Arnold]

You can hear like those. It's like jungle.

[Christy Lee]

They got called for that.

[Josh Arnold]

They did.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, that's.

[Christy Lee]

They're not. They're.

[Jess Hooker]

They're in that area.

[Tom Griswold]

They Got. No, no.

[Chick McGee]

They were.

[Tom Griswold]

They were called out for that years ago.

[Chick McGee]

And what better time to bring it back? Who's going to believe that we did it again? Nobody.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Perfect timing.

[Tom Griswold]

They. Years ago, a birder called up CBS

[Chick McGee]

and said, you've been sucked in.

[Tom Griswold]

They. They are playing birds that don't. That don't live there. So they. They were caught.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, how'd you like to know that guy?

[Christy Lee]

Turn that off.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Is that bad? Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's not that bad.

[Chick McGee]

It's only 30 seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

We do have a witch. I think we do have Bob's famous bird call, which, if you were watching the Masters, I believe it was in the final round. Okay. On the second nine, right when

[Jim Gaffigan]

I

[Tom Griswold]

forget who was teeing off. Was it Justin? You could hear this famous bird call with Bob. African scissor bird. Okay. Unbelievable. If you have ever seen that is just so dead on. Guatemalan diarrhea bird.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is rare. Like, unbelievable. I'm sorry. That got cut off, Bob. It was a dry mouth. He couldn't do the Guatemalan diarrhea bird. But yeah, I believe that was on the. The beginning of the second nine as they.

[Jess Hooker]

So who heard planes?

[Josh Arnold]

I heard it, but it was infrequent.

[Tom Griswold]

I went. Was like, if you watch the. The tennis matches in New York and this is the constant. I get it. It's right next to LaGuardia. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's constant at the US Open.

[Tom Griswold]

I just thought there was. I. I was just assuming that they had enough because they kind of control everything there.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't wear certain kinds of clothes. You have to.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a lot of rules way different than airspace.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought. I assumed that they would be able to control the airspace and keep the planes out because many sporting events do. Many sporting events.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they don't. What you're talking about are private citizen planes that are not allowed to fly over certain stadiums and stuff. And that happens not just at a certain sporting event, but all that. That's everywhere.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You're passionate and I. But you're. It's the. He's. It's been verified on computer.

[Josh Arnold]

Talking to a brick.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. This is from there it is.

[Pat Godwin]

He found it.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Several major sporting events place temporary flight restrictions over stadiums to keep noisy or potentially dangerous aircraft away.

[Josh Arnold]

We agree with that. Nobody's arguing that.

[Tom Griswold]

This includes Major League baseball games, the super bowl, many college football games. I'm just asking why they can't, you know, keep the.

[Josh Arnold]

It wasn't that bad.

[Tom Griswold]

You Know.

[Chick McGee]

No, it was constant.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, it was.

[Tom Griswold]

I just thought.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't even notice it.

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't either.

[Christy Lee]

I watched.

[Chick McGee]

I listen to the sound down.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess you have to be sensitive to notice these things.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You got to be something. All right. An unreasonable.

[Christy Lee]

I swear it's in his hands. It's a tinnitus.

[Pat Godwin]

You can't hear us in here, but

[Tom Griswold]

you can hear planes.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're right.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Hearing planes on TV.

[Chick McGee]

Meanwhile, I say something and then he repeats it. 30 seconds. I didn't. I didn't hear him. What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

If I want this kind of criticism, I'll go home.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? You know what? Steve Lawrence was talented. Okay?

[Show Announcer]

He was the backbone.

[Chick McGee]

I just thought he was Mr. Entertainment.

[Tom Griswold]

Edie Gourmet, Playboy magazine, 1969. You think it's right on.

[Chick McGee]

You think Edie Gourmet was hairy, don't you? I bet you thought. You think I do too. And she was great. Scatter.

[Pat Godwin]

Scatter.

[Chick McGee]

The best. The best, Tom. The best.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I'm so sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Did they ever have a hit? Stephen? Edie?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know any.

[Tom Griswold]

Weren't they on with Same Night as the Beatles or something? Ed Sullivan. All right, now I want to. I want to save men out there. Fellas, I can do you something nice. And ladies, too, because you got a mom, right?

[Chick McGee]

Do us something.

[Tom Griswold]

How about us doing what Stephen Singer says and doing something right for that moment? Mom. Coming up on Mother's Day, Steven Singer, of course, has great jewelry. Those at last. Bracelets, necklaces. You can't go wrong with earrings for mom for Mother's Day. But how about this one? Stephen Singer exclusively has his sunrise. It is the sunrise 24 karat gold dipped rose.

[Chick McGee]

Have you heard Steve Lawrence's version of Sunrise, Sunset? It's unbelievable. I don't know why this guy is a Steve Lawrence fan, but he is.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you were Steve Lawrence, Lawrence's manager. Is your name Morty?

[Chick McGee]

Could be.

[Tom Griswold]

Morty, be quiet. The Sunrise 24 Karat Gold Dip rose.

[Chick McGee]

Sunrise, Sunset. Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

That's more.

[Chick McGee]

What a performer, not.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Lawrence, who's recently deceased, had been disrespecting this. This is. Where was I? Oh, Stephen Singer, he recently was. Did some great stuff. He's such a nice guy. And he's a smart guy, too, because he's got free shipping. Are you kidding? Does that make him smart or does that make him insane? Free shipping of jewelry, earrings. Someone call Stephen and tell him he's gone. Crazy. Nobody does free shipping anymore. A beautiful gift box inside this beautiful rose. The morning sunrise. Where is ours, by the way? Got to get that back in here.

[Chick McGee]

Stephen Singer is the Steve Lawrence of jewelry. Need I say more?

[Tom Griswold]

The editing that is on the way.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Steven.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Stevens do sunrise rose. 89 bucks. Only available at. I hate stevensinger.com. i know Josh's mom collects them. And Josh's mom is so sweet and nice. She even listens to the show knowing that Josh may say nasty things about one of her other sons, which happened earlier today. Or Josh goes.

[Josh Arnold]

She knows Joe's a punk.

[Tom Griswold]

His onanistic hobbies.

[Chick McGee]

Tom is really out in the woods right now. Got a flashlight.

[Tom Griswold]

Looking for a. I like a great guitar solo. You think the guy's never going to be able to get back in. And they do it. I love that. That's. That's what I'm trying to do here.

[Chick McGee]

Who did it the best, though?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Almond Bros. No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe Steve Lawrence's guitar player.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

Dave frson.

[Josh Arnold]

I think Christie has to pee.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go. Let's go around, though.

[Pat Godwin]

For five minutes,

[Chick McGee]

she's being especially our

[Tom Griswold]

favorite pair of gym.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what's going on.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll go around the horn. Are you clenching?

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? I doubt that'll be the next flower.

[Pat Godwin]

She points the clock at her ass.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something? I enjoy Monday shows. They get off track. Stephen's a great guy. I hate stevensinger.com. do your mom something nice. I'll think of all the things she did for you. And think of all those other moms in your Life.

[Chick McGee]

My top 10, Steve number one, Lawrence number two, Singer.

[Tom Griswold]

Number one is Lawrence.

[Chick McGee]

Steve Lawrence.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Epitome of cool.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, he's 1, 3 and 9.

[Chick McGee]

That's how cool he is.

[Pat Godwin]

Different eras of Steve

[Tom Griswold]

Stevies. Okay, These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Shop show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. As cool as Pat is, he'll never be as cool as Steve Lawrence. There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee at the warrentensouls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. McGee, recognize this? Nope.

[Josh Arnold]

Only from context clues.

[Chick McGee]

Is this Steve Lawrence?

[Tom Griswold]

It does sound kind of like they're about to go into Happy Trails.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I thought it was too.

[Tom Griswold]

Same little riff.

[Chick McGee]

Had to start at beautiful beginning.

[Tom Griswold]

Steve Lawrence.

[Chick McGee]

Don't interrupt again.

[Jim Gaffigan]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Go away.

[Chick McGee]

They're not even letting them sing. Or did he double track or triple track himself?

[Tom Griswold]

This was number one.

[Josh Arnold]

Who needs Elvis? Wait a minute.

[Jess Hooker]

What did he just say? What did he just say?

[Josh Arnold]

It was different Steve Lawrence. What did you hear?

[Jess Hooker]

I heard him say, go away, little girl, I'm not supposed to be alone with you

[Christy Lee]

song. Donny Osmond played this.

[Josh Arnold]

There were like 20 of these back then.

[Jess Hooker]

That's insane.

[Christy Lee]

Donny Osmond had that on an album when I was a kid.

[Josh Arnold]

I better stop kissing you. You're only nine. That was close.

[Chick McGee]

Hold me closer. Little seven year old. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Hey, can we change the subject right now?

[Tom Griswold]

That was number one in 1962.

[Chick McGee]

So cool.

[Tom Griswold]

The Billboard pop chart. And you were saying Steve Lawrence never had any hits.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

There's grass on the field.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, never too soon to play.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Epstein, cut it out.

[Chick McGee]

Let's play two.

[Tom Griswold]

We were discussing Edie Gourmet, who was his wife.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And Steve. Steve Lawrence appears in the Blues Brothers movie. He's the guy in the sauna.

[Chick McGee]

He says something like Wapa Samani or something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Very funny, but no. I'm sorry, how did we get on the topic of. I know it was Edie's ice cream sandwiches, which are very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

I know you're only 15, but I got my eye on you.

[Tom Griswold]

What does he say?

[Josh Arnold]

Three little years.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second.

[Chick McGee]

I want the countdown begin.

[Show Announcer]

But.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Not supposed to be alone with you.

[Christy Lee]

They could be 14 and not supposed to be alone with each other. Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, both of them? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I would have gone with the time frame.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm gonna assume it's way worse than that.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

Those were different times.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, we can't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Tiny Osman,

[Pat Godwin]

he's saying the same exact words.

[Christy Lee]

Saying yes. And you wouldn't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Completely copied off. Copied off of Steve Long.

[Chick McGee]

Well, everybody, you're 16.

[Pat Godwin]

That's too old.

[Jess Hooker]

What is that one? She's just 16 years old. Leave her alone. What is that?

[Josh Arnold]

I saw your 16 year old sister. That ancient hag.

[Christy Lee]

It was The Beatles. Just 17. You know what I mean?

[Jess Hooker]

But there was another one from the 80s.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I know there are.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. That famous.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, that one hit wonder.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

That.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Mardona.

[Jess Hooker]

It was so creepy.

[Chick McGee]

M A R D O N E. Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Pat, don't you have a. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

McCartney.

[Christy Lee]

When.

[Pat Godwin]

If you go see Paul McCartney now that you said she's just 17. Do you know what I mean? Now, in his defense, he has changed that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Have you heard it?

[Tom Griswold]

When he does it live.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, I'll give you. This is why he does it live, Jess. 1, 2, 3, 4. Well, she was just 17, you know what I mean? And the way she looked was way beyond compare. I should have danced with her mother

[Chick McGee]

statue.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, we understand. We got.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's fascinating.

[Tom Griswold]

I know that happen. Your favorite. Steve.

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Steve Martin.

[Jess Hooker]

Steve Allen.

[Josh Arnold]

Steve McQueen.

[Chick McGee]

Steve Allen's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Steve Allen.

[Josh Arnold]

You like better than Steve Martin.

[Chick McGee]

No, I didn't. You said Steve.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I was just trying to get on Tom's good side. I just said Steve.

[Chick McGee]

I agree with you. And Steve Martin.

[Christy Lee]

Steve Allen used before Johnny Carson, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I like Steve Buscemi.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very good.

[Pat Godwin]

Steve DeBonis.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of monsters, Inc. Again, Steven Riley.

[Tom Griswold]

Stevie Nicks.

[Josh Arnold]

Stephen wright.

[Chick McGee]

Who's Steve DeBonis?

[Pat Godwin]

Michael uncle.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, nobody was gonna go back about

[Josh Arnold]

it, but then I was like, oh, it's probably some musician. I should know.

[Tom Griswold]

I did. But I thought, is he still. Is he still alive?

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm no longer with.

[Tom Griswold]

So he's not even going to get a call from someone going, hey, they just mentioned you.

[Josh Arnold]

No, Stephen King. I. I really.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Stevie Wonder.

[Tom Griswold]

Stevie Ray Vaughan guitar now. Steve McCatty, speaking of the guitar, we were talking about the return of Artemis 2 was an amazing space flight. The beginning of the journey to return to the moon. Set up a base at the moon. Don't you have a tribute? I'm turned.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, the Dark side of the Moon. Pink. Pink Floyd tribute.

[Tom Griswold]

Because they actually flew around the backside

[Chick McGee]

of the moon and so you guys have no.

[Josh Arnold]

The ass of the moon.

[Chick McGee]

No doubt at all. That's the same crew that they said.

[Josh Arnold]

I've got a few doubts.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna have to watch their speeches again.

[Chick McGee]

They switched them on the other side of the. They switched crews.

[Tom Griswold]

And the purpose of that would be get aliens.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Now they're a part of society. They're being hailed as heroes and they could procreate. This is a great planet.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what they're saying they finally can go to the bathroom now that they're back. And we talked about all those menu items ahead. How many Items? They have 140 something. A tribute to the astronauts. Cello, cello. I'd love some cello love. Pudding, please. You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat. Oh, up here in space, space, space there's many foods to choose from Tacos and tortillas I think I've had my fill. They give you pills Pills to slow digestion. Oh, my stomach feels.

[Tom Griswold]

At least.

[Chick McGee]

At least.

[Tom Griswold]

You sang the wrong note while playing the wrong chord.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell was that?

[Pat Godwin]

I hit the wrong chord, chick.

[Tom Griswold]

But he matched it with the vocal.

[Pat Godwin]

Have that bloated feeling.

[Chick McGee]

I'm glad no one knows.

[Pat Godwin]

Once again, I need relief. Too much Easter ham. Now we're back in. I am swole uncomfortably full.

[Josh Arnold]

Full, full.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you can't really screw up pink.

[Josh Arnold]

It's also from the wall, not dark side.

[Pat Godwin]

I know, but we didn't need to mention.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't you glad you came? But I do appreciate the fact that you match the chord to the wrong note vocally. That's how talented you are.

[Pat Godwin]

You make a lot of mistakes.

[Christy Lee]

Sing and talent. Are we going to get to the song that you deleted this morning that we spent 25 minutes trying to find?

[Josh Arnold]

That's my whole morning.

[Chick McGee]

And. And two men trying to work on your iPad.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll get to it.

[Christy Lee]

We'll get to it.

[Tom Griswold]

It was still there.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. I'm surprised he. This doesn't happen.

[Christy Lee]

I got the look. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you find the picture I'm looking for? Okay, we have a picture of Steve Lawrence. I want to show Ms. Hooker. Okay. What he look like.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. And you need to tell us who you think Steve Lawrence looks like.

[Tom Griswold]

He looks just like Henry Phillips. Phillips? Comedian.

[Josh Arnold]

No, Henry's. There's a resemblance.

[Jess Hooker]

It's their hair. That's. That's all.

[Chick McGee]

I think.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's the nose, eyes, teeth and.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. You know, now that we look at them back to back, there's Henry. Not as much a resemblance.

[Christy Lee]

Much more handsome. Henry's a lot more.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Henry.

[Josh Arnold]

When did Henry ever wear that? A suit coat?

[Show Announcer]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He's going to court.

[Tom Griswold]

Who died?

[Christy Lee]

How handsome that guy. Adorable.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Christy Lee]

His.

[Chick McGee]

His dad probably died. Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Thanks for mentioning.

[Tom Griswold]

His dad was a very fine actor.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, not anymore.

[Jess Hooker]

The other Steve looks like.

[Josh Arnold]

What's wrong with him?

[Tom Griswold]

Henry's one of my favorite people. Don't do that.

[Josh Arnold]

That guy, Henry H. Chick money.

[Jess Hooker]

His eyes are too far apart.

[Chick McGee]

His eyes are weight. He look, he goes. Look around the corner.

[Josh Arnold]

That guy's. That's the epitome of cool, according to.

[Tom Griswold]

And look at that nice sharp suit. He's got a.

[Chick McGee]

That is the worst.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a touch.

[Jess Hooker]

He looks like a game show host.

[Chick McGee]

He looks like that fake hair. He's is amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah,

[Jess Hooker]

that's real. That's too ugly to be.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's a full skull wig right there.

[Christy Lee]

Steve Lawrence still alive?

[Chick McGee]

No, God, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Died last year at the age of 107.

[Josh Arnold]

He was killed. He was killed by the father of

[Chick McGee]

the girl in the shot.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it like? How many pet is Pettis? Like 80.

[Pat Godwin]

He's throwing a bunch of tracks with himself. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Why is he doing that? You know, I did it because he can't sing. That's why I did it.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Smoking mirrors, the number one song in 1962. 62, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, then. Well, that makes. That really cheapens the Beatles, though, kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

That's why the Beatles arrived.

[Pat Godwin]

What does he say? Have to lift.

[Chick McGee]

So sweet.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw you jumping rope or something.

[Chick McGee]

I bought. I bought the cookies. Ago.

[Christy Lee]

88. Yeah. Two years ago. Edie spells her name E Y, D, I, E. I didn't know that.

[Chick McGee]

Are you E, Y, E, Y, D,

[Christy Lee]

I, E. Spell again.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean E. Gourmet.

[Chick McGee]

E, Y, D, E, Y, D. Okay, next.

[Tom Griswold]

I've had enough.

[Chick McGee]

You started this clam sucker. I don't know what that means.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you A, Ed Gourmet, if you know what I mean.

[Chick McGee]

Put it in front of me. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

We'll see how she comes out.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Christy.

[Christy Lee]

What? It's time.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you. Hey, you lost?

[Christy Lee]

Christy, you want to talk about Stephen? Edie, for two breaks you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, I. I changed the subject. I was just saying, what's better radio than showing the photographs? Just that only we can see in the room. Well, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have our history lesson. That's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Good, good. And what. How soon do the shirts go up?

[Chick McGee]

Which shirts? I thought we just had shirts up this week.

[Jess Hooker]

They'll be up this week.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

How about that?

[Josh Arnold]

We got some new shirts coming out.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we got new stuff coming out.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I know that you live in a different state and spend a great deal of time in your automobile, ergo, the hybrid.

[Chick McGee]

It's a different time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And I have a Tucson hybrid, which I love, but they also make a wonderful Santa Fe hybrid. And I have a Letter morning Radio Legends, this is Zach, our buddy from Norwalk, Ohio. Christy, you've been talking about your Hyundai for a while. I want you to know that my husband bought his first new car, happened to be a brand new Santa Fe and he absolutely loves it and it's pretty tough. He's hit two deer within a year.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, the our insurance company

[Christy Lee]

loves us, but he does love is

[Tom Griswold]

that you can hit a deer offer his avoid in any state that has live animals on the road. That is the weirdest.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Are you protecting deer now?

[Show Announcer]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Because you don't want you're worried deer won't come on the show. Is that what's, is that what's going on?

[Tom Griswold]

I hit a deer once, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Twice one year.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

In the same vehicle?

[Pat Godwin]

No, two different vehicles total.

[Christy Lee]

Well, see, his didn't should had a hunt.

[Jess Hooker]

Hyundai.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. You can get a Tucson hybrid or a Santa Fe hybrid. Check them out. They both have great power to navigate the toughest terrain and they have lane assist, driver assist, adapted cruise control, all the really nice features that make Hyundai a Hyundai. Check them out HyundaiUSA.com or call 562-314-4603 for all the details. That's Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks very much, Christy Lee. Coming up, we have have exciting news from the world of meat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Exciting, exciting news from the world of Legos. An interesting story. Brian Cranston in the news and a fun thing.

[Christy Lee]

And he didn't think it was fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's still funny. And we have exciting news from the world of history. I think you're really going to like this, including a quiz that is kind

[Chick McGee]

of tricky, exciting in the world of history. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's really cool. When we come back, you thought Steve

[Chick McGee]

Lawrence is cool, though.

[Tom Griswold]

He defines cool. He defines cool for a certain era. Yeah. Nice suit.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice haircut.

[Chick McGee]

Fake hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He sends it out every Tuesday.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bob and tomobandtom.com

[Chick McGee]

welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk. It's Christy Lee Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Pat. There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, indeed. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Scott. Hey, Ace. I'm [e-mail] sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

It's quiz time. Coming up with Today in History.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

And you were putting your money where your mouth is.

[Tom Griswold]

I only have $20 in the. You don't have the real music?

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

He's got it.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Josh Arnold]

He's always on it.

[Chick McGee]

Taken away.

[Tom Griswold]

Puts me in the mood. Born in. This is not the trivia question.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Which is the one for the money?

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you when I get.

[Pat Godwin]

All right, fair enough.

[Tom Griswold]

This is an easier one in. In 1570. Now this is a difficult word to say on the radio. Martin Luther, Mr. Guy Fox.

[Chick McGee]

I have to wet my lips.

[Tom Griswold]

F A W K E S was born. Do you know who guy Fawkes was? Ms. Hooker?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to give you a little hint. I'm going to play a little bit of something for you. This is a John Lennon. A little touch of John Lennon referencing. You'll hear. Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Take your time, John.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's the end of the great song. Remember?

[Chick McGee]

That's great song. Oh, that is insufferable.

[Josh Arnold]

He was a revolutionary in England that blew up.

[Tom Griswold]

He said he blew up some things. Guy Fawkes. And the. The end of that. Guy Fawkes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. He. Yeah, he did he.

[Chick McGee]

You're worse than John. You have not made one word since you started talking other than he tried

[Tom Griswold]

to blow up Parliament.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But they celebrate Guy Fawkes Day on the 5th of November. Remember.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember the 5th of November.

[Chick McGee]

Parliament.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't have to listen to that song.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great song.

[Chick McGee]

It's the group or the cigarette.

[Josh Arnold]

I recommend Wikipedia and Guy Fox.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. This is. Now it's quiz time.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Is this a 20 buck question?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. 1743. Thomas Jefferson. That's the part.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

Now president, interestingly enough, wrote the Declaration of.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Interestingly enough. I was thinking he wrote that when he was the age of my son, Willie.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't see Willie writing the. Nevermind.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Pat Godwin]

I hope that is.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? Yeah. I hope he doesn't hear half of that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I couldn't write it now.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm his dad.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you call Willie and apologize preemptively. Maybe that'll help. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Thomas Jefferson's birthday. He had two different vice president.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sound familiar? The first one was Aaron Burr, which I'd forgotten about.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But who was Thomas Jefferson's second vice president?

[Christy Lee]

John Adams.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody?

[Christy Lee]

Eldridge Cleaver.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You're close. You're close. It was George Clinton, who. Of course. He had the famous Funkadelic Congress. That's why he was so famous. George Clinton. Who knew?

[Josh Arnold]

All right. Okay, let's do another quiz because we want that 20 still up in the air here.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, keep that up.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll think of something. Did you know that you'd like this? He served ice cream at the White House when he was president.

[Jess Hooker]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

And also,

[Jess Hooker]

I think there was only one flavor back then.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe it was vanilla and chocolate. After his wife died, it was chocolate. Now, here, I had to. I had to Google this. This seems stupid, but it's true. Thomas Jefferson helped popularize macaroni and cheese in the United States.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he should be a national hero then.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He had lived in. He had lived in France.

[Chick McGee]

That's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

And got to love pasta. And he actually brought a pasta machine back from Europe.

[Jess Hooker]

And it's. And I think his own overhead. The. The White House chef at the time is the person who actually developed the recipe.

[Tom Griswold]

But he famously served it at the White House in 1802, which is kind of cool.

[Christy Lee]

I thought Yankee Doodle did.

[Josh Arnold]

He just called it macaroni.

[Christy Lee]

I thought he developed macaroni all this time.

[Tom Griswold]

Couldn't play the banjos. Wore it around like a knee brace. Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

Feather in his cat.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Macaroni Pat, this is only for you. Who was Robert Leroy, perhaps?

[Pat Godwin]

Parker.

[Tom Griswold]

Robert Leroy Parker? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Gunslinger Butch Cassidy.

[Josh Arnold]

So, yes, he gets money.

[Pat Godwin]

I get 20,000.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you don't.

[Pat Godwin]

The answer was, did he have a gun?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you.

[Josh Arnold]

Would he sling it? Yes, occasionally.

[Tom Griswold]

Butch Cassidy never killed anybody, but he

[Josh Arnold]

still carries that gun.

[Tom Griswold]

Famously carry a gun. He was born. Do you know where he was born? Oklahoma.

[Josh Arnold]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

Utah.

[Chick McGee]

He was born next to his mother.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Utah. He was born in a town.

[Christy Lee]

Beaver.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I guess we were all born in Beaver, if you want to think about it.

[Josh Arnold]

We all.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe not lately. Let's see now.

[Christy Lee]

He said, because they're shaving.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Happy birthday, Samuel.

[Chick McGee]

Beaver's still a beaver, whether it's shaved or not.

[Josh Arnold]

I think so, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, we stand corrected. When's it born?

[Tom Griswold]

In 1906. Samuel Beckham.

[Josh Arnold]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

He wrote. Of course, now they're. They're pronouncing it a different way now. They're not saying waiting for Godot. There's some new way to pronounce it that I don't buy into. But he also wrote, foreigners waiting for a girl. Like you.

[Josh Arnold]

Not many people know that.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know that. That's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

That may or may not be true. Happy birthday, 1946. The great Al Green.

[Christy Lee]

Let's stay together. One of my favorite songs of all time.

[Chick McGee]

Don't throw that.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever.

[Chick McGee]

When you pan of grits on me, there's a.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a wal. There used to be a Walgreens up by my house that went under, but before it went under, the W went out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, and it was Al Greens.

[Tom Griswold]

Every time I'd walk. Well, look, you. Al Green's got. Never mind. Ron Pearlman. Happy birthday.

[Christy Lee]

The star of Beauty and the Beast.

[Tom Griswold]

The Hellboy movies.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. He's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a man.

[Chick McGee]

I love that first Hellboy movie. I really do.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a nice guy. He's got a new movie coming out called Hell Geezer.

[Christy Lee]

How old is he?

[Tom Griswold]

76. I think that's a spirit. This is a. Here's another trivia question. Okay, Pat, $20 is at stake. Ace will know this, Josh will know this, but I don't think we'll give you a shot at it. Happy birthday, 1951. Max Weinberg. He, of course, is Bruce Springsteen's drummer.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I win.

[Tom Griswold]

His son. His son Jay was the drummer until recently. For what band Kiss?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I went with my gut.

[Chick McGee]

Anytime.

[Josh Arnold]

20 bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

This is for. I knew you'd. I already said you'd know it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think we're.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you're.

[Josh Arnold]

Because you and I know.

[Pat Godwin]

I already guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Excluding me?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, excluding you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You got a lawsuit on your hands.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, I know. Slipknot is the answer.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I would not have known that.

[Tom Griswold]

The greatest chess player of all time. Happy birthday, 1963. Gary Kasparov.

[Josh Arnold]

I think the computer is really the greatest.

[Chick McGee]

What about Bobby Fischer? I thought you'd be a Bobby Fisher guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Chess scholars consider Kasparov the greatest of all time.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

How many chess scholars do you know?

[Josh Arnold]

He probably does know.

[Jess Hooker]

More than one.

[Tom Griswold]

It's unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

My view on ch.

[Tom Griswold]

He's an activist now.

[Chick McGee]

A View from the Top.

[Josh Arnold]

Not.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a fan. Not a fan of Putin, of course. Oh, this one. I should probably call Kostaki.

[Jess Hooker]

That's not.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. Why don't you go to your car?

[Tom Griswold]

1964. Happy birthday, Caroline.

[Chick McGee]

Ray.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Hope Saki doesn't forget that's his.

[Jess Hooker]

Or we could call Caroline and tell her happy birthday.

[Tom Griswold]

She's the best. I. She's such a great stand up and such a fine actress, but, oh, here's

[Chick McGee]

still an ex wife. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is a. This is a good one. Okay, Pat, here we go.

[Chick McGee]

Ready?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm giving you a shot at the 20.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you got to say something.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I'll give him 4:40 if you stop this. You want my 40? Okay. Shut up.

[Tom Griswold]

She was in the TV show Girls, and there was a famous scene in which she was, I guess, getting her salad tossed, if you will.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Her dad is a famous newscaster. I know.

[Pat Godwin]

It's the pretty one. I know. I forgot.

[Tom Griswold]

She's in that.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the current?

[Pat Godwin]

No, they got bounced off.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

You say Williams. He has to take it because Jeopardy. Takes it. With her last name. No.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, yeah, I knew who it was, but I don't have the name, so you win.

[Tom Griswold]

She's currently in what? She's in one of the new horror franchises.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, she was in Get Out. I don't know what.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, she was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's Allison Williams.

[Chick McGee]

She's great in Get Out. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really good in Girls, too.

[Josh Arnold]

She was good in Girls.

[Tom Griswold]

She was in the. This. They did. Remember, they were doing those live plays. I mean, literally on air. The air as they did it and.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

She was in. Yeah, yeah, I remember the Sound of Music. They would do plays.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

And they would actually hear them live.

[Tom Griswold]

It was great. Megan. Or is that it? The horror movie? She's in that.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know that one.

[Tom Griswold]

M3G a N. Yeah, she's the.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the one where the doll. It's like a lifelike girl doll.

[Jess Hooker]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. In 1870, the Metropolitan Museum of Art opened in New York City. That's the classy mma. No fighting or anything. Oh, 1928, the first non stop flight from Europe to North America. It was really cool. You could smoke, but there was no

[Pat Godwin]

WI Fi and you only got a half a Diet Coke. I'm just still in the blanks.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, Pat wants to win that.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, I'm better right now. I lost my 20.

[Christy Lee]

No lunch for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Lastly, Tiger woods won his first masters in 1997 on this date. And, oh, and Jason Hofsetz is having a birthday today.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you're going back now.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember that name. 47. 48. 48.

[Chick McGee]

71.

[Tom Griswold]

1947. Okay, good. Congratulations. Well, that's your history lesson. You learned a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know that George Clinton's vice president. All right. Parliament Funkadelic.

[Christy Lee]

Not the same guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. What?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Sorry to break your heart.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now, George Clinton is still with us, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. He looks like he could have been alive. Back then.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's.

[Jess Hooker]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got the funky hair and the.

[Chick McGee]

He wears feathers in his hair. I like it.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, he's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

He is cool. Okay. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

He's no Steve Lawrence, but yeah, he's trying.

[Josh Arnold]

Who could be?

[Tom Griswold]

Can you say if Steve Lawrence came out with the dreads, that'd be a good look.

[Chick McGee]

You think he's still alive?

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have an unusual vending machine in the news. Bryan Cranston and his sack are in the news. You'll find out why. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X. Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom.com

[Chick McGee]

Electric hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Pat. There's.

[Christy Lee]

Would you be upset if I bought the same shoes that you have on today?

[Jess Hooker]

Don't bring it up again. We're all going to trouble.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

He's over there at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Tom Griswold]

Your shoes matches. I mean your sweater matches.

[Chick McGee]

His shoes.

[Christy Lee]

I know and I. They have them in my size. They're available. I may have to go.

[Tom Griswold]

They have in your size.

[Christy Lee]

I can wear a men's four.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a kids shoe, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Well, they have it in a men's four.

[Jess Hooker]

They do have men's. I didn't even know they made men's four.

[Christy Lee]

That's what it says.

[Jess Hooker]

What kind of a. I feel bad for that guy.

[Chick McGee]

What kind of a man would wear size four? Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick Magee. Now we have sort of been evading Christy Lee news for some reason today. Let's get right to it. What have you got?

[Christy Lee]

Bryan Cranston in the news today. He revealed that a Malcolm in the Middle stunt left him with a scrotal injury. Cranston said he was covered in 60,000 bees for one of the episodes on the Show. Show. The 70 year old actor said he got stung and told the bee wrangler the.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, being a B wrangler is a hell of a job because those little teeny little lassoes, it's very difficult now is if you, if you

[Christy Lee]

said the bees on my screen.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but if. Isn't it lasso when you get them?

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

You lasso someone with a Lasso.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think it's ever lasso.

[Tom Griswold]

It's always lasso.

[Josh Arnold]

Hold your tongue and say you were

[Chick McGee]

born on a pirate ship. Try that one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, The B wrangler said, where is it? And he goes, it's on my scrotum. And the guy went, you're on your own, dude. I'm not gonna help you.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's not fair.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, you're the Bay wrangler.

[Tom Griswold]

And what is the name of the show that he was on?

[Josh Arnold]

Malcolm and. Oh, a Breaking Bag.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry I ruined it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it was Breaking Bag. So funny the first time.

[Chick McGee]

The first time you should have been here,

[Tom Griswold]

but doesn't this sound like so many fake Hollywood. I'll tell you what I found out that if you bee sting your scrotum, you're gonna live 20 years longer.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what they do.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of those.

[Tom Griswold]

You go to. Some. You go to some spa in la and there's some. Some guy walks out with a net, puts around your balls and lets bees in it. And you'll get used to the pain, but you're gonna. You're gonna thank me.

[Chick McGee]

Writers who come up with stories for people who.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Go on talk shows more than you know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like, I got nothing. They're like, hey, okay, how about you had a weird aunt one time?

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to know that.

[Josh Arnold]

It happens all the time.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's a bummer.

[Tom Griswold]

But Brian Cranston is really a clever guy and very bright, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just kind of funny that you think about all the stuff they did in Breaking Bad, and this is how he gets hurt.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever watch Breaking Bad?

[Jess Hooker]

I haven't.

[Tom Griswold]

It's one of those things.

[Christy Lee]

The first episode, I kept hearing about

[Jess Hooker]

it thinking, too intense.

[Tom Griswold]

It's great. It's so well done.

[Josh Arnold]

It's intense, but not too.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's great.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear the. There's a video, Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see the one that involved the bathtub?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And that's when I. I'm out.

[Jess Hooker]

That's the first episode.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the first episode?

[Josh Arnold]

First couple. But that's, like, as bad as it gets.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the support. The supporting cast is Cranston went to

[Chick McGee]

a Breaking Bad convention, and he had a Walter White mask on. On over his own head. And he just walked around, and people thought it was a regular guy walking around. And they went up on the. They were given a. There was a big table with everybody there, and he took the. As he Sat down, he took the head off, and people went, oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. Drew Powell is in this reboot, and he said that. That he couldn't be. This could not be a nicer guy. Brian Cranston.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of cool. But you're right. Right about when you. A lot of people, when they go on talk shows, they are given a story to tell.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm so naive. I would never.

[Christy Lee]

I never. I never thought that.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Sad.

[Josh Arnold]

It's mostly the celebrities. Not like, you're really funny. Like, guys like Tom Hanks. Never needed that. He always had.

[Christy Lee]

Don't have a life, is what you're telling me.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they just don't have much.

[Chick McGee]

A sense of humor.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

We need to have some of the guests we have on our show.

[Jess Hooker]

I'll start writing some scripts.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Jason, write something funny for the next time we have. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

I have a story for you, Tom. Paddington the Musical won big at London's Oliver Awards, winning seven trophies, including Best New Musical. When you're over in London this summer, if you're going, you should check this out.

[Josh Arnold]

How could you not?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The awards, akin to Broadway's Tony, celebrate theater, opera, and dance. The musical opened in November and has charmed audiences with its blend of live acting and Chip Hussein. It's great to bring Paddington to life.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. You know, that's interviewed.

[Chick McGee]

They've interviewed the Paddington, the star of Paddington.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And it's Paddington.

[Josh Arnold]

What kind of puppet is it? One operator.

[Chick McGee]

As I understand, it's two.

[Christy Lee]

James Hamid and Artie Shaw jointly won Best Actor for the portrayal of Paddington.

[Chick McGee]

I think the guy who talks also moves the mouth, and the other guy does everything else.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. Are they visiting?

[Chick McGee]

No. Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

I love those movies. And Paddington 2 is hilarious. Have you ever seen it? The second one. The third one's not very good. The first two are good, but the second one's great.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a new Broadway show called Titanique that I'd like to see. Apparently, it's hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

It's like the news this morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Why was like, a spoof of the Titanic?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the ship doesn't go down and no one's ever heard of it.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Rose is fine. Keeps the diamonds. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Authorities in California are still investigating after human remains were found during an Easter egg hunt. Long beach police responded to the scene at DeForest park on, of course, Easter Sunday. Someone participating in the event found what was described as a very small skull.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, DeForest Park. Why do they call it DeForest Park.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, because it's near to see.

[Christy Lee]

Investigators have since determined the remains include a human skull and jawbone. It's been turned over the case to the Los Angeles county medical examiner.

[Tom Griswold]

Was there police candy inside for the kid?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, filled with M M's.

[Pat Godwin]

He found the Golden Leg Boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. This was. This was in California.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So if it had been in New Jersey, a whole different story.

[Josh Arnold]

They'd be surprised to find Easter eggs among all the.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't say. Don't say nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, put that back.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't see nothing.

[Christy Lee]

A Texas woman has been sentenced to prison for mailing inmates Bibles soaked in drugs. The scheme was uncovered when staff at the James Allard prison identified leather bound Bibles containing heavily saturated pages that later tested positive for synthetic cannabinoids.

[Chick McGee]

Cannabinoids.

[Christy Lee]

Cannabinoids. After tracing the packages to A. A Ms. Hannah Javilia Martinez, she admitted to concealing narcotics in the Bibles, religious materials, magazines, newspapers and legal mail.

[Josh Arnold]

I am guilty.

[Christy Lee]

Before sending the packages to inmates in state custody.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

She's gonna spend six years in prison.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't it be? Thank you, Ms. Martinez. Ms. Martinez. I can't have a lot of faith. Facial hair for a deep voice.

[Josh Arnold]

I have. I had hormone treatments.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

That'll be handy in prison. Wouldn't that be so obvious? If the pages are soaking wet, you

[Josh Arnold]

should see the size of my clitoris.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my goodness.

[Christy Lee]

Not soaking wet.

[Chick McGee]

They're not soaking wet. They dry them out. And you should see the size of

[Josh Arnold]

her is like a big toe.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to apologize.

[Chick McGee]

You can see it.

[Tom Griswold]

Virtually everyone listening.

[Josh Arnold]

I stopped it on the top.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Josh Arnold]

He's like half a cigar.

[Chick McGee]

Have you found that? Boys. Boys like that Miss Martine sob.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you gonna keep going?

[Josh Arnold]

I hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Tom, the pages aren't soaking wet.

[Chick McGee]

No, they dry.

[Christy Lee]

They dry.

[Chick McGee]

No, they don't make it wet.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

What are you talking about? You'd be the worst smuggler ever.

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure.

[Tom Griswold]

So they would like roll them and smoke them then?

[Christy Lee]

Probably. I don't know how they would smoke them though, because they don't are allowed to smoke anymore.

[Jess Hooker]

If it's acid, you would just rip it off and stick it on your tongue.

[Christy Lee]

They're not cannibal. Cannabinoids.

[Chick McGee]

They're not.

[Jess Hooker]

No acid.

[Tom Griswold]

Cannabinoid.

[Josh Arnold]

You can roll your own. You can roll tobacco. Yeah, Willie told us about what that's called something.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, but I don't think they smoked it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He says they can't smoke in prison anymore.

[Christy Lee]

I thought they weren't allowed to.

[Chick McGee]

I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. And all.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

I think that would break down the entire system.

[Josh Arnold]

I would have thought so, too.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Let's see if they can smoke in Texas.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe we'll have her call us when she's.

[Jess Hooker]

I hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

I really appreciated your impression of me.

[Jess Hooker]

Holy doobie. Yeah. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there Deuteronomy 4:20s? I don't know how those numbers are.

[Christy Lee]

No. Smoking is strictly prohibited inside the Texas Department of Criminal Justice.

[Tom Griswold]

That seems unfair.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Well, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jim Gaffigan]

Break.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It's to help reduce contraband and health risks in prison.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

You're already in prison. I mean, what else are you gonna do?

[Christy Lee]

So in answer to your question, I don't know how they break it down. Maybe she's right. Maybe they just lick it or eat it. They could.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, just like.

[Jess Hooker]

It could be an edible bottle.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Gummy.

[Christy Lee]

Gummy paper now.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up. Pages. No, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, I didn't realize. You said they were. Didn't say. Soaked and dried. The crummy recipe. You got to give me the dried part.

[Jess Hooker]

It's true.

[Chick McGee]

It's a. Keeping these.

[Tom Griswold]

These Bible pages are soaked in cannabinoids, but they're too wet to light. I am an idiot. I should have figured that out, and I didn't.

[Christy Lee]

All good.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now, I want to ask you about going to your mailbox box. Yikes. You open up your mail, you're scared of mail. I hate the mail.

[Christy Lee]

I love the mail.

[Chick McGee]

I know it.

[Tom Griswold]

I love mail. I don't get mail in my house anyway.

[Jess Hooker]

I love it, too.

[Christy Lee]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The one that's really awful to open up her bills.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

And the credit card bills.

[Chick McGee]

Just a bill.

[Tom Griswold]

The credit card bills can be a little bit scary because they're allowed to. If you've got a lot of credit cards, you can just sometimes go, I'll just. I just. I'll just pay that later. And then down the road, the interest starts building up at more than 20% cent. Can be pretty serious. And sometimes you get to the point where you can't even. All you're doing is paying off the interest. If you'd like to get off that. That ride, if you will, you might want to talk to the folks at American Financing. What they specialize in is doing a refi. And I'll remind you, if you've. Maybe one of your neighbors sold their house. Do you go Wait a minute. They got a lot of money for that thing. What's going on? Well, most houses are worth a lot more now than there were just a few years ago here in the US of A. And sometimes as much as 50% more in just the last couple of years. So it might be worth finding out how much equity you've equity you have in that house and doing a refi. The folks at American Financing sent me some just average figures. Let me see here. It's the American Financing is saving their customers about 800 bucks a month on average. That's about 10 grand a year. So in about 10 minutes they can tell you how this would work for you if a would. This doesn't apply to everybody, of course, but for some folks, this might be a really great solution to your financial situation at present. So give them a call and find out what's going on or visit them online. American financing.net and add a slash. Bob and Tom, if you please. You can give them a call at 866-889-2611 or just go once again to American financing.net bobandtom start today. You could even delay a couple of mortgage payments. They've got a couple special things. They just kicked this one back on this week. So just in a few minutes they can tell you if this might work for you. So check out american financing.net nmls182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org APR for rates in the 5 start at 6.196% for well qualified borrowers. Call 866-889-2611. For details about credit costs and terms, visit american financing.net bobandtom

[Chick McGee]

hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, dear. Chicky.

[Chick McGee]

Hey there. There's Pat Codwood.

[Christy Lee]

Is that a stroke?

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey there, Patty. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the ih. Steven Singer, sidekick, chair. Ace Cosby's here. Hello, I'm Chick magee@the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

We have Christy Lee at the news. Did you hear about the hear about it?

[Chick McGee]

I wrote it.

[Tom Griswold]

Coachella, Justin Bieber thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

What happened?

[Tom Griswold]

He gets up there, no band.

[Christy Lee]

He's using his videos from YouTube underwear, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Sits at a desk with a laptop and starts playing his old videos. It's singing from for like to one of them for like 30 seconds, then changing it to Something just shocked you

[Christy Lee]

would bring this up because I didn't think you would want to talk about Justin Bieber.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, are you a Belieber?

[Tom Griswold]

No. The guy's super talented.

[Christy Lee]

I just paid 32. He paid $10 million to the 32 year old to come to Coachella.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And he didn't have a band. He didn't do his songs behind a table.

[Christy Lee]

Had his laptop. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

There is a point of view. View camera with Katy Perry. And Katy Perry says at least he pays for premium so we don't have to watch commercials while he's playing his YouTube.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

So he barely sang.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently she was with Justin Trudeau and they're sitting on like a. Like a. A curb. Yes. Snacks. Yeah. Wow. That's kind of cool, actually.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Very, very normal, very chill concert goers. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they were there just as fans.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they were there in the crowd.

[Christy Lee]

They were in the crowd. Crowd.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I bet people were disappointed by this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They weren't happy.

[Jess Hooker]

It feels very Kanye, like.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, I did this about a month ago, too.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It's just like I'm. I don't know. It's. It's strange.

[Josh Arnold]

Any explanation as to why he chose to do it this way?

[Tom Griswold]

Probably to get publicity.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, yeah, we're talking.

[Josh Arnold]

The guy's a. Isn't he a pretty talented singer?

[Tom Griswold]

You strip him down, all that.

[Pat Godwin]

His voice is great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

One. One person on X wrote I'm crying. This might actually be the worst performance I've ever seen. He's literally just playing music videos from YouTub. Zero effort.

[Jim Gaffigan]

Weird.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, baby, baby. Oh, I love that song.

[Jess Hooker]

With Ludicrous.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love Ludicrous. You know that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of not very respectful of the audience.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. Who were some of the other performers of Coachella?

[Christy Lee]

Sabrina Carpenter was there.

[Jess Hooker]

The Strokes were there. Sabrina Carpenter's under fire, too.

[Christy Lee]

Jack is wearing that naked outfit that she had.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I was talking about something else. Oh, yeah, she. There were people, they were yelling like an Arab. Like, call like a. Like almost like a Yodel or a yell in celebration. And she looked at. She goes, stop it. I hate that. Oh, telling them to quit.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. She thought they were just being weirdos.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know who they tried to get and they could. Steve Lawrence.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They didn't know he was dead.

[Tom Griswold]

I love the Strokes. They got a new record out the. Did you know that the Strokes Ace knows this? Much like Kiss, There's a. A group of five very short men that go out as the Mini Strokes.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh,

[Josh Arnold]

Ace knows that because he's a KISS fan.

[Chick McGee]

You obviously have.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think Tom remembers

[Christy Lee]

that.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no worse person you could actually

[Jess Hooker]

has had multiple.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I remember.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, please stop. Please stop that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great song.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's not. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Guy Fawkes Day.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You know what that small Strokes band is called? It's called the TIAs. That's what they call us.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. John Lenno, the Tia now.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry. That song is just.

[Christy Lee]

It's awful.

[Jess Hooker]

Put me in a bad mood. He thought it was a palate cleanser, and it just pissed all of us off.

[Tom Griswold]

I've done my work.

[Chick McGee]

I'll give you a. I'll give you a pal. I'll give you a palate clean cleanser. How about that?

[Christy Lee]

Three California men are in custody for their alleged role in a $1 million Lego heist.

[Tom Griswold]

Would they steal four.

[Chick McGee]

Four. Four death stars?

[Tom Griswold]

Four. Four death stars and one Eiffel Tower.

[Christy Lee]

Kern County Sheriff's Office said deputies were responding to a call about suspicious vehicles when they spotted two box trucks fleeing the area. They conducted a traffic stop, discovered a large amount of Lego products in the trucks. After searching the area, authorities found two freight haulers which had been stolen while in transit from Texas.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to think one of the thieves was done, done, done, done humming that during the heist. Maybe not.

[Christy Lee]

The stolen goods were reported to be worth about a million dollars.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like the story. Reminds me of the failed LEGO heist me and my buddies were a part of.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there was a fail?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. We thought we were going to get millions of dollars. Dollars of Legos, but it turns out we had grabbed all Duplo. Oh, it was only worth eight bucks. Damn you, Duplo.

[Chick McGee]

There's something. How about something there about. Well, this isn't much of a heist till they put it together or something. Put it all together.

[Josh Arnold]

All the pieces are here. We just got to put it together.

[Chick McGee]

Save the detectives. We're gonna. We're gonna solve this as soon as we put it together.

[Tom Griswold]

How are the judge. You know how I feel. I. I'm in favor of cruel and unusual punishment. Punishment? I would put them in cells with no lights and just sprinkle Legos across the floor and make them go barefoot.

[Chick McGee]

I was gonna say, if you bring up the hack cliche about comedians mentioning they step on Legos when they become parents, I would beg you to play John Lennon again.

[Tom Griswold]

My. No, my parenting. My children are much younger.

[Christy Lee]

You see a couple Is hoping to fund their wedding by selling a trove of rare Pokemon cards they found. Huh? Yeah, that's what the word is.

[Chick McGee]

How many in a trove?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. That's a great question, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, more than. More than a bunch.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm good.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna say more than a handful.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna say 37 in a trove.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Card collector Andrew Browned. Browned found his old Pokemon cards, including some highly valuable ones, while cleaning out his childhood home in Wimburned, England. The 37 year old brought his collection to a friend's trading card store and discovered his cards are worth upwards of $30,000. He hopes the cards, which are being sold by Eubank's auctions, could earn enough money to pay for his wedding to his fiance.

[Chick McGee]

Very rare.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a Pokemon collector that has a fiance.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that is. That's. That is a rare find.

[Christy Lee]

The sale takes place April 16, so you still have time. If you're.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you pronounce it? Char. Charizard. What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

That sounds right.

[Tom Griswold]

One of them is the Pikachu.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you have like a ton of them in your.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a Charizard is somewhere in my basement. When they. When those. They first came out, we were. We had a book with little. Yeah. Transparent sleeves.

[Jess Hooker]

Baseball cards.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta find that thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You could be sitting on thousands of dollars.

[Chick McGee]

Don't even know it, I would imagine. Sam has it, doesn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

It's probably somewhere over there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but the.

[Tom Griswold]

There's some you got to have. What do they. It's like baseball cards. They grade them 1 to 10.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to have the tens.

[Josh Arnold]

Knowing Sam, he would sell it so that he could buy more Pokemon cards.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he'd sell it to buy more Lego.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Pennsylvania police say a pair of thieves made off with 96 bananas from a Wawa. According to Hatboro police, two people stole the fruit from a store in Montgomery County.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they?

[Christy Lee]

They have since identified the Banana Bandits, though. No arrest.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing for me. Says the chimpanzee on the shoulders of another one under a trench coat.

[Jess Hooker]

How many?

[Christy Lee]

96.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well said.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't be for personal use, 96. Unless you've got.

[Christy Lee]

Unless you're making a lot of banana bread.

[Tom Griswold]

The aforementioned.

[Chick McGee]

Not any less. Not anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Barrel of monkeys.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but 96 bananas would last as long as your house is five bananas. Right. They all. Exactly all go bad.

[Christy Lee]

You'd have to parcel them out to friends.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone's got a little army of monkeys.

[Chick McGee]

Back home, this was a monkey army.

[Tom Griswold]

What would you. I mean, that's a lot of bananas.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How long do they last?

[Jess Hooker]

3, 4 days if you keep the tops covered longer.

[Chick McGee]

What. What's this?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. They sell those?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, if you wrap up the top.

[Chick McGee]

Kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But that is one of the true miracles of contemporary society.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go again with a banana theory.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's a man. Amazing. They put them on a boat and they time it just right so that they arrive at the grocery store.

[Chick McGee]

Arrive at the grocery store.

[Tom Griswold]

Cavendish Banana.

[Chick McGee]

The peak of flavor.

[Christy Lee]

A Montana. I'm gonna stop this right now.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna make myself a lot of smoothies.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll tell you what. I.

[Christy Lee]

A Montana mixture in there.

[Chick McGee]

When you make a banana.

[Jess Hooker]

No, you're supposed to make tea out of the peel.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they ever catch these guys Plt. They robbed the place and then they split.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, they said. I said they have identified the band.

[Josh Arnold]

Hear that? We didn't even acknowledge it as a joke.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

You understand.

[Chick McGee]

If convicted. If convicted, Tom. They're going to try appeal, you know. There you go. Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice tag.

[Christy Lee]

A Montana meat shop is now offering a 24.7meat vending machine. Daniel's Gourmet Meats in Bozeman recently introduced the touchscreen vending machine that allows you, the customer, ribs to choose from a variety of products. Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, you know you're going to buy the porterhouse as they get caught halfway

[Chick McGee]

down in them and then you got to buy them. You're shaking the machine a kielbasa to get your porterhouse out of there.

[Christy Lee]

Products include bratwurst, bacon, steak, whatever you want. The third generation butcher and sausage maker, Austin Daniels told KBZ kbzk that the machine has its own compressor, condenser and temperature sensors to keep everything fresh.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, did you buy meat from.

[Josh Arnold]

Where is it? Where did. No, no, no, no. I mean, what. Like what building would this ever be?

[Christy Lee]

I think it's in front of.

[Pat Godwin]

Started in Germany. Do you guys remember we had that story?

[Josh Arnold]

I do, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, That's. That. That was a few years ago. But didn't you do a tribute to that?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't remember if I did. Once upon a time, you'd make the sausage in.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And it used to take a day or two.

[Chick McGee]

You sing that sausage song, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Picking Tessas with unt meat stuff. Or buy them at the store. That's what you do. Now there's a meat machine for when it's 3:15. You get the brats. Myth, fat or brats mith lean. Hey, no more chips and junk. You want meat when you're drunk. So now there's a sausage vending machine.

[Josh Arnold]

Just a single parents.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't the sausage meat machine sound like a sex move?

[Jess Hooker]

This is like a touch screen. You don't see it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, I just. Where would it like, would you have it?

[Jess Hooker]

It's outside. It's the. So the touch screen is available outside of the store. Oh, it's like a window with a touchscreen.

[Tom Griswold]

So two in the morning, you can go buy a nice ribeye, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

I think we have a picture of the. The meat machine, I believe.

[Christy Lee]

The meat machine.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, look at that. Well, that's.

[Jess Hooker]

I think that's the one in Germany.

[Christy Lee]

Germany. That's not the one we're talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

That looks like. That looks like a very traditional. Traditional. It drops into the tray.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and they've got. Machine. Is that mustard on the bottom?

[Josh Arnold]

Eggs.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, look at that. How would your eggs not break?

[Josh Arnold]

How the heck does that work?

[Tom Griswold]

I guess. I guess we're having. I guess we're having scrambled eggs with the filet. Steak and eggs. Is that the greatest breakfast of all time?

[Josh Arnold]

No, but it's good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

What's better?

[Josh Arnold]

What's better than steak and eggs?

[Chick McGee]

Waffles.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, that's way low on my list.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Steak and eggs is low on your list?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, I got a confession to make.

[Christy Lee]

You had a waffle and liked it, didn't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yesterday I had a wonderful waffle. I didn't order it.

[Chick McGee]

You got a waffle.

[Tom Griswold]

Finn did.

[Chick McGee]

Well, tell me about it. I've been trying to get you on wall.

[Tom Griswold]

They'd gotten in really late, so she wasn't all that hungry, so I ate a chunk of her waffle. It was great. So we're gonna go this week and buy a waffle iron.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Jesus.

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

You. I went. I. I've got. I found. Which are really cool. Cool ones.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. How much is that gonna set you back? 490.

[Jess Hooker]

It is $400 for a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jim Gaffigan]

God.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was the highest rated one. Yeah, it was for 400 bucks. Yeah. I take it all back. I. I've always been a pancake guy.

[Chick McGee]

You sure have.

[Christy Lee]

Are you doing Belgian waffles?

[Chick McGee]

I'm trying to tell you, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I've never done them.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm telling you, dude, the frozen market. The frozen waffle market is really good.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't they.

[Josh Arnold]

They've really.

[Tom Griswold]

But you know, you're talking to a guy who makes homemade ice cream sandwiches and stuff. You got to keep the kids busy doing fun stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Just strictly Legos.

[Tom Griswold]

And the. The key to a waffle iron, I was reading is immersible.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to be able to take them apart and put part of it in the dishwasher. Otherwise you're there with a toothbrush for hours.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's key.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, let's talk about mashed potatoes in the waffle iron when you get one.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Change the game.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How does that work?

[Pat Godwin]

Work?

[Jess Hooker]

Leftover mashed potatoes. You add a little bit of flour and you put them in the waffle

[Christy Lee]

iron and that becomes a potato waffle instead of potato pancake. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And you dress it like a baked potato essentially with chives and sour cream.

[Chick McGee]

You've heard of potato cake.

[Tom Griswold]

Potato pancake sounds amazing.

[Jim Gaffigan]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

I bet that'd be good with salmon. That's one of the things that is not

[Pat Godwin]

salmon.

[Tom Griswold]

He's no laughing salmon.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Haven't you ever been to the. There's a place I go to.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

They give you. Sam poached salmon on top of mashed potatoes. Right on top of it.

[Jess Hooker]

Are you going to an old folks home to eat lunch? Where are you going?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, that'll be good with.

[Chick McGee]

I have a nice. I.

[Tom Griswold]

As it happens, I am one of the youngest members of their clan.

[Chick McGee]

Do you. Do you have a nice. A nice poached egg? I think anyone?

[Christy Lee]

Even though. Even salmon?

[Josh Arnold]

The old. The toothless.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. No taste buds left.

[Chick McGee]

And then for dessert, we have a nice werther.

[Christy Lee]

Jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, the key to poaching salmon is take the skin off.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody poaches them. Air fry it. Eight minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys talked me. I did get an air fryer.

[Jess Hooker]

I gotta get one. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I believe you don't have one.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't because they're so small. I need a big one.

[Christy Lee]

They have big ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I meant to send you the link.

[Christy Lee]

I have.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry. I will do that.

[Jess Hooker]

That today is yours. Glass. And this is an air fryer.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Never mind.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. No. Okay, my air fryer looks. It's at the side like bigger than a beach ball.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be back with appliances, Appliances, Appliances. On this week's episode of the podcast.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I. Fellas, I'm going to help you out here. And ladies, technically, we've all got moms and maybe you're. I suppose we could go into the Roster of those of us whose moms are still around. Around the point being here. You want to get him something nice.

[Chick McGee]

And you know, your mom's dead. You know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Pat Godwin]

You just said we all have moms.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean, Kelly's. She's a mom.

[Chick McGee]

I got.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he's got moms to buy for.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a number of them, as a matter of fact. Oh, not even close to the record. I mean, look at. Imagine if you were Elon Musk. What does he have, like 11 months?

[Chick McGee]

Uncomfortable.

[Tom Griswold]

The point is, you want to get him something. Now, how would you feel as a mother if you're. Man. Ms. Hooker got you a waffle iron.

[Jess Hooker]

I would be excited because that's my brand, but I would always prefer jewelry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yeah. I mean, if you get too practical, here's something you can use to make me.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jim Gaffigan]

Happy.

[Jess Hooker]

No, you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

This is why you want to get jewelry. I suggest the At Last bracelet from Stephen Singer.

[Josh Arnold]

You make a waffle and then you take.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait a minute. This is a great idea. Earrings.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, you make potatoes in the waffle.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Either way, you need the squares, right? And in each square, a little bobble.

[Christy Lee]

A little piece of jewelry.

[Pat Godwin]

And to top that off, salmon.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you. You put the potato waffle on top of the salmon, you idiot.

[Christy Lee]

On top of the.

[Chick McGee]

What music do you play while you're. Steve?

[Christy Lee]

Laura.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, unbelievable. Unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

Or maybe John night at your house is something.

[Tom Griswold]

Try to educate the philistines and what happens?

[Josh Arnold]

We mock what we don't understand, don't we, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

That's true. That's true. We're mocking all over the place.

[Tom Griswold]

So I was trying to say, if you go to ihatestevensinger.com you can peruse the inventory. Stephen, of course, always does something special for Mother's Day. Sure, you could get mom nice earrings. Maybe a beautiful diamond bracelet or a beautiful diamond necklace. But how about that beautiful rose this time around? It's the sunrise 24 karat gold dipped rose. I'll say that again. It's 24 karat gold. It's a real rose dipped in gold. This is a Stephen Singer exclusive. Exclusive. Some people collect them. It comes in a beautiful gift box. And of course, it's got the Steven Singer guarantee. You can always upgrade, by the way, when it comes to those earrings, you got her some last year. You want to upgrade? Get even. Even bigger ones. You get your full value of the first pair. Visit ihatestevensinger.com celebrate those moms in your life. By the way, the sunrise rose. Just 89 bucks and of course, free shipping. Visit I Hate stevensinger.com and get all the details. Details. Thank you very much, Stephen. He's a great guy. He's got a cool dog named Buddy and he'll take care of you. Trust me on this. Ladies and gents, I hate stevensinger.com. be prepared for Mother's Day. It's just around the corner. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show and the the Banana Room. I'm your host, Banana Boy. How are you? There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Are you samba ing in your head?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I am.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that Banana Boy?

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Oh, I'm known. You go anywhere, ask about Banana Boy. They know me. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm chick banana boy McGee. Hello, Tom. Hello, Banana Boy. Sorry. Thank you, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee's got her red stripes on today.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Have we covered everything in the news?

[Christy Lee]

No. A new survey looks at AI and relationships and finds a growing number of people are forming emotional connections with technology. About 1 in 4 Gen Z adults report having some kind of emotional, emotional, romantic or sexual encounter with AI.

[Josh Arnold]

One in four?

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

That's alarming.

[Christy Lee]

Overall, more than half of respondents say it feels easier to talk to AI than to a real person. Wonder how many people they actually talk to. The survey also found about 1 in 5 adults say they've had some type of romantic or sexual encounter with A.I.

[Tom Griswold]

oh, come on.

[Christy Lee]

Many of them keep it a secret from their partner.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. It's a big, big, big secret.

[Christy Lee]

Looking ahead, about 1 in 4 people say they would consider being physically intimate with a lifelike robot.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what dark convention did they take this service?

[Christy Lee]

That's what I want to know. It doesn't say where they took it or who they spoke with at the same time. About 7 in 10 say developing romantic feelings for AI would count as cheating 70%.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I've had a problem with AI because it always looks like it says Al. Maybe they thought, would you have an affair with a guy named Al? No. Okay. Because, I mean, A.I. doesn't have any periods, and that's bugged me since the very beginning. Yes, I know I. I don't understand why they shove that down our throats that way. But it would be much better to have periods in it, tops.

[Christy Lee]

At period. This is what you're getting at.

[Chick McGee]

You do know.

[Christy Lee]

Horrible story.

[Chick McGee]

You do know. If you were home right now or in your car listening to you, you would look at the radio and go, well, this guy's insane.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you have sex with a robot?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Would they say.

[Tom Griswold]

What did you say one in five?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Probably. Probably not.

[Christy Lee]

But I mean, one in four said they would consider being physically intimate.

[Jess Hooker]

It doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Never. Never say never. I guess.

[Christy Lee]

What, they could have asked only 10 people.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What if the.

[Jess Hooker]

How lonely do you get?

[Chick McGee]

What if the next virus, you know, hits nothing but the women? And in my case, that's. Yeah. So.

[Tom Griswold]

So is Rosie.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Rosie from the Jetsons the first one on your list?

[Josh Arnold]

She's not. She's too boxy and clunky and missing episode.

[Tom Griswold]

You were Hill. You're fat shaming. You're fat shaming a cartoon robot.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not fat shaming.

[Chick McGee]

She's chunky, though.

[Josh Arnold]

It's her shape. Yeah, it's. It's the fact that she's clearly metal.

[Tom Griswold]

So the only thing keeping you from having sex with a robot is the shape.

[Josh Arnold]

The.

[Chick McGee]

And frankly, I like the shape of Rosie.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, I feel like the witness is being badgered.

[Pat Godwin]

I forgot what she sounds like.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, come on.

[Chick McGee]

Me too.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, wasn't there a famous. This is the famous episode that they never. The lost episode.

[Chick McGee]

Set it up again till I beat the comedy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes, there was. There was a very famous episode because Rosie and George Jensen were having an illicit affair. There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

They got the setup in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Mr. J. The new suck nozzle has arrived. Okay, Rosie, go ahead and put that on.

[Chick McGee]

See that? To me, that would be just another way to masturbate. Right?

[Pat Godwin]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how I feel, but I know a lot of people. People consider it cheating.

[Chick McGee]

Another attachment.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Best cartoon theme song in the world.

[Christy Lee]

It still holds up, that cartoon. I love it.

[Chick McGee]

The swings, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Way ahead of the horns.

[Chick McGee]

There it comes. That's not the good version, though.

[Pat Godwin]

Like, Steve Lawrence is insane.

[Tom Griswold]

Jane, his wife.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we just have this, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

I wish my car made that noise.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll catch up on these stories and more.

[Christy Lee]

We have more AI news coming up tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Next Roll with Vernon Davis. I'm your host, Vernon Davis. Okay, y', all, thank you. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

That's enough. Today we have Dietrich Wise.

[Tom Griswold]

Through my example on the field, off

[Jim Gaffigan]

the field, during game day, in practice, that was one that I led because

[Tom Griswold]

then it led to success.

[Josh Arnold]

Next role isn't about what's next. It's about why they do it.

[Tom Griswold]

My man, Dom Kunsou, you finally reach this pinnacle, but can you actually close a deal out and then to be able to close it out, that is one of the biggest joys. That's powerful, man. Next role with Vernon Davis.

[Josh Arnold]

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