The BOB & TOM Show - April 15, 2025

Summary

Summary of The BOB & TOM Show – April 15, 2025

The BOB & TOM Show, hosted by Tom Griswold and Chick McGee, delivered another lively and entertaining episode on April 15, 2025. This episode, filled with humor, insightful discussions, and engaging segments, catered to a wide range of interests, from tax season comedy to fishing tales and pop culture updates. Below is a detailed summary capturing the key moments, notable quotes, and overall flow of the show.

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1. Tax Season Comedy: My Little Tax Buddy Sketch

The episode kicked off with a hilarious sketch featuring "My Little Tax Buddy," an action figure designed to assist listeners with their tax preparations. The comedic interaction between Tom, Chick, and the voice of Christy Lee highlighted the absurdities of tax filing.

• Notable Quote:
  • Tom Griswold (02:02): "What? Not only is my little tax buddy plain spoken, he'll minimize your tax burden."

2. Josh Arnold's Fishing Adventure

Josh Arnold shared stories from his recent fishing trip, where he caught a five-pound bass. The discussion delved into the intricacies of fish tournaments, including tournament rules and the potential financial rewards.

• Notable Quotes:
  • Josh Arnold (05:32): "Yeah, that probably would have been about a grand."
  • Chick McGee (05:32): "No kidding."

3. Listener Letters and Audience Interaction

The hosts engaged with their listeners by reading and responding to various letters sent in by fans. These letters ranged from humorous anecdotes to personal stories, showcasing the show's interactive nature.

• Notable Quotes:
  • Chick McGee (18:11): "He's something, by the way."
  • Tom Griswold (38:17): "Please tell Chick to keep posting pictures of himself as a chubby child."

4. Upcoming Shows and Live Events

Tom and Chick announced a series of upcoming live comedy shows featuring guests like comedian Al Jackson, Frank Caliendo, Patrick Keane, and others. The hosts emphasized the excitement surrounding these events and encouraged listeners to attend.

• Notable Quotes:
  • Tom Griswold (87:00): "Al Jackson, Frank Caliendo, Patrick Keane... Kansas City tomorrow night at the Funny Bone."
  • Chick McGee (86:22): "We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios with Pat, Christy, Josh, Heather."

5. Sports Talk: WNBA Draft and NBA Playoffs

The show included segments dedicated to sports, covering topics like the WNBA draft and NBA playoff games. The hosts provided commentary, shared opinions, and entertained listeners with their banter.

• Notable Quotes:
  • Chick McGee (69:07): "The Magic Hawks win or take a chance to play Boston."
  • Tom Griswold (69:31): "Bryce Harper set to take another swing at being a father."

6. Pop Culture and Celebrity News

The hosts delved into recent pop culture events, including celebrity activities and viral news stories. Highlights included discussions about Katy Perry's space trip and a Norwegian man’s unconventional Easter egg dyeing method.

• Notable Quotes:
  • Christy Lee (93:43): "Katy Perry, Gail King, and Lauren Sanchez... launched into space."
  • Christy Lee (151:53): "A Georgia man says he called 911 only to hear the dispatcher ordering breakfast from McDonald's."

7. Mother's Day Promotions

A significant portion of the episode was dedicated to promoting Mother’s Day gifts, specifically highlighting Stephen Singer Jewelers' limited edition 24-karat gold-dipped blue moon rose. The hosts humorously encouraged listeners to purchase these exclusive items.

• Notable Quotes:
  • Tom Griswold (155:16): "Get something for that mom in your life, including the 24 karat gold dip blue moon rose."
  • Chick McGee (155:29): "I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios."

8. Comedic Banter and Humorous Segments

Throughout the episode, the hosts engaged in their trademark comedic banter, addressing topics like the complexities of tax filing, the quirks of modern technology, and amusing personal stories. Their chemistry and humor kept the audience entertained from start to finish.

• Notable Quotes:
  • Tom Griswold (122:17): "It'd be funny if it was like an art class. Kids are really stoned, tracing their hands going, 'Hey man, this looks like a turkey.'"
  • Josh Arnold (46:25): "Not gonna pay your taxes. Oh, that's all done."

9. Interactive Segments and Games

The show featured interactive segments where listeners shared their experiences and the hosts incorporated these stories into the conversation. Topics ranged from tax day woes to unconventional wedding ceremonies and unique business ideas.

• Notable Quotes:
  • Tom Griswold (158:43): "Happy birthday to Leonardo da Vinci."
  • Pat Godwin (171:00): "A Georgia man says he called 911 only to hear the dispatcher ordering breakfast from McDonald's."

10. Closing Remarks and Final Promotions

As the episode concluded, the hosts reiterated information about upcoming shows, recapped key segments, and promoted sponsor products, ensuring listeners were well-informed and entertained until the last moment.

• Notable Quotes:
  • Tom Griswold (175:10): "This episode is brought to you by Lifelock. It's tax season and we're all a bit tired of numbers..."
  • Chick McGee (175:17): "Raycon everyday earbuds have been make a great gift for mom on Mother's day."

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Conclusion

The April 15, 2025 episode of The BOB & TOM Show was a blend of humor, insightful discussions, and engaging segments that resonated with a wide audience. From tax season comedy sketches and fishing tales to pop culture updates and heartfelt promotions for Mother’s Day, the hosts delivered a comprehensive and entertaining experience. Listeners were treated to the dynamic chemistry between Tom, Chick, Josh, Christy, and Pat, making it a memorable morning show for all.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Every year millions of Americans prepare their taxes by themselves. Well, worry no more. Bob and Tom action figures. A division of Fregamol Industries presents My Little Tax Buddy. That's right. My little tax buddy was developed with cutting edge technology utilizing voice recognition software. So your little tax buddy can answer your real live tax questions.

[Chick McGee]

All right, I've got my tax forms, W2s and receipts.

[Tom Griswold]

So it looks like I'm ready. I'll just pull this string.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, I'm your little tax buddy. Now let's get started. Turn to page one of your 1044.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Name, address and Social Security number.

[Christy Lee]

May I suggest that you just enter your wages on line seven and move on to the next section. Most of this is just bureaucratic horse.

[Tom Griswold]

What? Not only is my little tax buddy plain spoken, he'll minimize your tax burden.

[Chick McGee]

I could take either the standard deduction or itemized deductions.

[Tom Griswold]

What should I do, little tax buddy?

[Christy Lee]

Well, my friend, this is the part where you get to stick it to the man. Let's start with medical expenses. You had some major surgery last year, didn't you?

[Chick McGee]

Well, no.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure you did. I believe you had that complicated femur replacement operation.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see, what's that go for?

[Christy Lee]

90, 100 grand?

[Chick McGee]

But I didn't.

[Christy Lee]

That's the spirit. Just fill in the numbers.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, what about my home mortgage interest?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you've got to itemize that. But not with that number they gave.

[Tom Griswold]

You at the bank.

[Christy Lee]

I usually tack on an extra 50 to 60%.

[Chick McGee]

Is that legal?

[Christy Lee]

Legal schmeagle. Welcome to America, son. And of course I take It. You're a charitable guy, right?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Am I?

[Christy Lee]

Heck yeah, you are. I heard that the United Way asked you to stop giving because they couldn't keep track of all of your donations.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure.

[Christy Lee]

Can you hear that?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Hear what?

[Christy Lee]

I think I just heard a Brinks truck dropping off your refund.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. My little tax buddy. He'll assist you with your taxes, among other things.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, is that a picture of your girlfriend?

[Chick McGee]

No, actually, it's my sister.

[Christy Lee]

She's quite the hottie. What a sweet little ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I think it's time to put.

[Chick McGee]

You away, little tax buddy. No, no, wait.

[Tom Griswold]

Not yet.

[Christy Lee]

I just need to know if your sister's into chatty intellectual types. I'm sure I could meet her every need.

[Tom Griswold]

Lights out, little tax buddy.

[Christy Lee]

Tell her I've got a business degree from Harvard. I work out six days a week.

[Josh Arnold]

I like a buzz.

[Tom Griswold]

My little tax buddy, he'll be your best friend before you know it. Heck, you may be your brother in law before you know it. My little tax buddy from bottom Time. Action figures. Get yours today.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Hello, Good morning. It's the Bobbit Time Show. Hello, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. Yeah, there's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. Josh Arnold return. Hey, trickster. The old man in the sea. There he is. I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And here's Tom Griswold. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Check. There we go. Good.

[Chick McGee]

Good morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Just checking in. Well, first things first. Josh back from his fishing trip.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

Great picture of you holding a massive bass.

[Chick McGee]

A massive piece of bass, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Great shot. Got a five pounder before the tournament started.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

No money for me.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't put it in a stringer and let it swim around?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I did not.

[Chick McGee]

How to find out after you've caught it, would you have been in the money or.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that probably would have been about a grand.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So how do they know that people don't catch one, put it in an aquarium, grow it for a few years.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's. And then that's the long con.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that sure is.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Or even, you know, catch one a couple days before, stick it on a stringer, let it swim in the dock, and then.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I think this is a tournament that uses a lie detector test. When you do weigh that heavy a fish, not five pound, but the. The winner was 8.3.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I was fascinated when you said that you could win money in this tournament, maybe it's more than this tournament. Other tournament, if you predict or they have certain weights that if you meet the exact number, you. You win like a six pounder. Six pounds, exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Like, that's why this one may have been worth a grand if I'd caught it in tournament. Because any evens, you get like an extra 500 bucks or something.

[Tom Griswold]

That's cool.

[Josh Arnold]

And then I would have placed about 19th in that round, in between 15th and 20th, probably the way the going.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

And that would have paid about that too.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember the thing was that just a couple years ago, I want to say it was in Lake Erie where the guys, they did. They stuffed the fish with weights, either filets or buckshot or something.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, I've heard that they stuffed them with weights and then they got smart and stuffed them with raw fish fillets.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

When you squeezed them so you would squeeze it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The first time they did filet o fish from McDonald's, which, by the way, my favorite thing at McDonald's.

[Chick McGee]

Delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

It goes in this order. French fries, filet o fish, iced tea. That's my McDonald's order right there.

[Chick McGee]

Fish is in my top five, but it's not that high. It goes sausage egg McMuffin.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, see, this is a different category now you're throwing breakfast and you can't do that.

[Pat Godwin]

The whole.

[Chick McGee]

No, the whole McDonald's, you gotta, you gotta take it all. Sausage, Egg McMuffin. Best thing, they make absolutely incredible double cheeseburger. Then I'm gonna say ice cream cone.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ice cream cone is four.

[Chick McGee]

And then filet o fish.

[Tom Griswold]

Although I probably get the ice cream cones more than anything else. That's my classic drive through in the afternoon thing.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you are.

[Christy Lee]

Me too.

[Chick McGee]

You are a warrior. If you can get ice cream at McDonald's, that's really something.

[Tom Griswold]

They've gotten better. I know there's kind of a whole. There's. That's kind of like the difference between cats and dogs or LA and New York. Now for comedians, it's the McDonald's ice cream machine.

[Chick McGee]

There's.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a whole website about that. Now. I know you think, whatever company that is, you think that maybe it's time for the president to take on that one. He's taken on everything else. Let's go after the McDonald's ice cream machine.

[Christy Lee]

Nothing worse to pull up there. And they go, I'm sorry, we don't have ice cream today.

[Tom Griswold]

There should be a sign out front.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you're on the. If you're on the freeway traveling, there should be a thing. McDonald's. I've always said there should be a. Some of them have it where it tells you how far away the various coffee shops and fast food places are when you get off or gas stations when you get off the freeway. But there should be a thing if there's a McDonald's with one of those gigantic high signs, you can see it from 10 miles away. There should be a special light that if the ice cream machine is working. But we're off topic. The topic, of course, is Josh's fishing trip. Was it fun? Did you have a good time?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. My two younger brothers couldn't make it, so it was just my older brother and I. But. Yeah. How did they do?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody. Yeah, none of us. He and I did not weigh this this time, so. But still had fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Whose boat is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff's, my older brother.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, is this the boat that I offered to have the name painted on it?

[Josh Arnold]

No, that was my brother John's. You offered it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I wanted to have bass to mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And Tom was so confused. Joshua's brothers didn't want anything to do with Tom. He couldn't understand it.

[Tom Griswold]

A free. A free paint job on your boat by a quality painter.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you didn't say that. You just said the name would be put on.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. I'm going to get.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now, this is. This is revisionist history.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'll tell you what.

[Christy Lee]

I will.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll up the ante here, boy. I will. Also my new favorite tattoo artist. We had his tattoos posted on various Bob and Tom social media. My friend Jeremy, we were showing Josh that he's got all those horror movie tattoos in his arm. They're very well done. I will commission him to make a nice bass to mouth tattoo for your brother John.

[Chick McGee]

How about all the brothers get a matching.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that'd be so cool. The brotherhood of tattoos.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. No, no. The brotherhood fast amount.

[Josh Arnold]

My mom is still alive.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. When she goes. God forbid. When she goes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not only that, I'll up the end even more. I'll give you each 500 if you get it in the form of a butt hat. Sometimes. Sometimes called a tramp stamp.

[Chick McGee]

It's just stunning to me to that, you know, my relationship with my mother was less. But people that. I can't do that. My mother would be up. I would not give a. Are you kidding me?

[Josh Arnold]

The four of us are giving her enough.

[Tom Griswold]

It's nice though.

[Josh Arnold]

Enough stress over the years and by the way, it's her birthday. Happy birthday.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it is.

[Josh Arnold]

It's an easy day to remember.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, right.

[Christy Lee]

Sandy's mom's birthday.

[Tom Griswold]

To give you some idea. Speaking of mothers, how much respect Chick has for mothers back in the day?

[Chick McGee]

I have more respect for every other mother in the world.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not so sure.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It used to be the green room by the old studio where we did this show.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that. That was more about you than about your mother.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a. There was a television in there.

[Josh Arnold]

It was.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was right next to the studio. And. Oh, yes, There was a TV set in there.

[Chick McGee]

This is in the early 90s, mid-90s, mid-90s.

[Tom Griswold]

And in that era, you could take a television and you could. You had to actually load the stations in, and you would put in there whatever call sign, whatever it is.

[Chick McGee]

Like if Channel 3 was ESPN, you could have it come up 3 ESPN on the screen. It was fascinating.

[Tom Griswold]

You typed it in. So you set up the tv, but.

[Chick McGee]

It only took four letters.

[Josh Arnold]

And when you work with pranksters.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know that. Of course, most of the couple. With a couple of exceptions, as you know, everything west of the Mississippi begins with a K. Most of there's the exception, of course, in Pittsburgh. But the larger point is Chick had. One of the channels started with a K, had four letters.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll let you do the math on this one.

[Chick McGee]

There were. There were also a channel that started. The station started with an F. Oh, boy. Oh, I had them all.

[Tom Griswold]

So you turned the TV on. There it was staring you right in the face. My mom was visiting.

[Chick McGee]

I think I labeled one jizz.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Speaking of which, we do have news in that realm for you, Josh. You missed a pretty exciting story because the racing season is here, as we all know, we have the Kentucky Derby just around the corner. NASCAR up and running. IndyCar up and running. We had a new event that was announced yesterday that I want to make sure that we let you know about. We'll tell you about it in just a second.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay?

[Tom Griswold]

Right now, I want to talk to you about your future. Maybe you're not thinking about it, but maybe you are. Maybe you're worried about what's going on with the world. Stocks go up, then they go down. Lately, they go down, then they go down, then they go up and they go. You know what I'm saying? It's volatile. How about that for a word? If you want to counter volatility, when you retire, it would be nice to have something that you can count on no matter what. That's what annuities are all about. The experts on annuities, the Silac Insurance Company. Visit them at Silac, that's silacins.com or go to bobandtom.com, we can walk you through your entryway into the Silac Insurance Company. We're talking about not worrying about the volatility of the stock market, having your nest egg not even cracked because it's locked in with an annuity. Get all the details. Some restrictions apply. See if you are eligible by visiting silacins.com an annuity from the Silac Insurance Company. Plan on it. Live on it. Once again, a special [e-mail] find out what it's going to be like when you retire to have some extra cash besides that Social Security, if that still exists, if you know what I'm talking about. Well, thank you very much. That's the Silac Insurance Company coming up. We're going to enlighten Josh as to what he missed while he was gone. A couple of very important things. And also we have a guest coming in today. He is comedian Al Jackson visiting once again. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Foreign this episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. Fiscally responsible financial geniuses, monetary magicians. These are things people say about drivers.

[Josh Arnold]

Who switch their car insurance to Progressive.

[Tom Griswold]

And save hundreds because Progressive offers discounts.

[Josh Arnold]

For paying in full, owning a home and more.

[Tom Griswold]

Plus, you can count on their great.

[Josh Arnold]

Customer service to help you when you need it. So your dollar goes a long way.

[Tom Griswold]

Visit progressive.com to see if you could.

[Josh Arnold]

Save on car insurance, Progressive Casualty Insurance Company and affiliates. Potential savings will vary. Not available in all states or situations.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christie's here. Pat Godwin. Josh Arnold returns. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. A couple quick things. First of all, welcome back, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

We miss you. I was so excited to see the picture of you with that great big fish.

[Josh Arnold]

It was fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Did that guy go back into the lake?

[Josh Arnold]

He sure did, yeah. Yeah. I gotta wait him. Got a nice picture and then let him. Let him back.

[Christy Lee]

Well, if you were on a dating website, that have been your cover picture.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. That's a Handsome photo.

[Christy Lee]

And they all have fish pictures. You know, that's, I've heard that's the trend.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I bet that's a big, the mo. Likely scenario is a guy with a fish, big smile like that.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder, I wonder which of the dating sites if, if you could kind of go through them all which have. I know that you know, the guys with a truck, whatever. I, I, I was looking through one with a friend a few years ago, and this particular person ended up marrying the guy she met on Bumble. But yes, there were guys with trucks, guys with various other things. I wonder what, you know, which, what particular sites? I mean, do the, like the farmers.

[Pat Godwin]

Only one.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they stand in front of their tractor, maybe?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Look at my big combine. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that picture that went viral? The lady put a picture up of her and you know how you hold the phone way up so it's shooting down on you, so she's looking up, but she took the picture in her bathroom and you could plainly see in her toilet there was a fresh, a fresh transaction. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Unbelievable. That's a very, very particular, absolutely Freudian slip.

[Chick McGee]

She did not notice.

[Tom Griswold]

So sorry that I mentioned anything at all. Let's move forward. I want to remind everybody, coming up this Saturday, Diamond Joe Casino, Northwood, Iowa. Willie G, Jeff, Oscar, little Joshie Arnold and Patty G. For a great live show.

[Chick McGee]

It does sound like a kids show. Patty G, Little Joshy, Willie G.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something? I would argue if I could. It is precisely the opposite.

[Chick McGee]

We need, like a master.

[Josh Arnold]

Bring the kids if I were you.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Unless you want them to learn new words.

[Tom Griswold]

Make it. Make it some worse. Griswold, Oscar, Arnold and God.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

That's an adult show right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we're taking no prisoners. Like those radio shows that have the voice guy. Listen or we'll kill you. Hey, calm down. I just wanted to hear some music, you jerk. It's this Saturday. It'll be a great show. Willie G, Jeff, Oscar, Josh Arnold and Pat Godwin. The man, the guitar. Pat's got some songs for us. You missed a couple good ones, Josh. I bet a couple new ones. We're looking forward to that. It's time now to review a few letters. We love to hear from you. Bob and [e-mail].

[Chick McGee]

It'S time for letters. Tom, you have a letter over there.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a bunch of them. This one I want to read just because I've never heard of this place. Oh, okay, maybe you have. We'll try and help you it's from Thad. He writes.

[Chick McGee]

He's something, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it gets more. I don't know if I'm. Oh, maybe this is a. I hope he from Ithaca.

[Christy Lee]

Is it a joke?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe it is. Is there a place called Lithopolis?

[Chick McGee]

I know L A T H O Opolis.

[Tom Griswold]

L I T H O P O L I S. Lithopolis, Ohio.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never.

[Tom Griswold]

I have never.

[Chick McGee]

Gallipoli. Gallipolis. I know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, I just said he had seen Willie G. Al Jackson and Frank do their thing the other night in Columbus, Ohio, and they just had a great time at the show. Lots of love letters about that show. And Frank Caliendo will be our guest again soon. I know Al Jackson stopping by today.

[Josh Arnold]

Lithopolis is not far from Columbus proper at all.

[Tom Griswold]

So it is a place.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I've never heard it.

[Tom Griswold]

And you grew up there and you've never heard of it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Although where the comedy club is, it's called they Made. They Made.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's called Easton. Yeah, it's like they have their own police force, sort of. Kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you heard of Pickerington?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I know Pickerton.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you heard of Black Lick Estates?

[Chick McGee]

I have not. Although I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that. What is Black Lick anywhere near Kardashianville?

[Chick McGee]

I'm curious about it, I can tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

Just asking for a friend. Coming up, we have. Coming up, we have one of the most unusual names for a beer from a real place. That is so exciting.

[Josh Arnold]

Does it sound appetizing or is it.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like. I. It sounds like the merch. I think they. I'm. I'm guessing they may sell more merch than they do beer. Ah, you want to have that over there, Christy.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you think, though, that at some point somebody should have said, are we gonna call it Schlitz? Are you sure?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's ripe for.

[Chick McGee]

Can we take a pause? Can we put a pin in this? Schlitz.

[Christy Lee]

This is the Licking Hole Creek Brewery in Goochland, Virginia.

[Tom Griswold]

You got both of them going on there. There's. Now, do you suppose it's Creek or crick? That's where you're from locally?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's. It's spelled creek, but you can pronounce it Crick, if you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I mean, if. Depending on where you're from. My dad said Crick, Licking Hole, Crick and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember what the gooch was?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's the name of the place. It's Goochland, Virginia.

[Christy Lee]

Is Set to reopen following a year long hiatus. Owner Lisa Brotherton planning to reopen May 15. Before the closure, Licking Hole had been producing around 3,000 barrels of beer per year. This time around, Ms. Brotherton says the brewery will aim for around 500 barrels annually. Licking Holbrook Brewery sits on nearly 300 acres in Goochland County.

[Tom Griswold]

I looked. I spent some quite a bit of time reading about this place. It's beautiful there.

[Christy Lee]

Beers will be sold for on site consumption and some to go as Licking Hole still has its canning line and bottling machine.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder what a lick is in terms of geography. Because it's. It always follows something. Or there's a Licking, Missouri. There's a Licking. You always hear a French Lick. Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

There's a Licking County.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

In Ohio.

[Josh Arnold]

It must be some sort of topography.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm guessing this was. Maybe the deer would all go down there and there were places that they were, you know, they like a salt thing. Maybe it's the Licking Hole.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

You think it's a literal lick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But then Gooch land. I mean, that sounds like the world's worst amusement park. And we're going to Goochland really bad.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe the licking aspect, the oral satisfaction just can't be denied.

[Christy Lee]

This is interesting.

[Chick McGee]

I had to call it Licking on the map.

[Tom Griswold]

Licking Hole is. It's. It looks like to me, it's just. It's just west of Volvaville. Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Not a lick can also be a small shallow stream or water.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be redundant though. A small creek. Creek.

[Christy Lee]

I'm just a little.

[Chick McGee]

A tiny little baby crick is called a lick.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. I knew, I knew it had to be something, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

So in any event, if you're going to Goochland, this is a place in Virginia.

[Chick McGee]

Goochland sounds like a fist city.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going.

[Chick McGee]

You want to go to Goochland?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Was that also the name of the. The bully that a guy who bullied Fonzie or something? Wasn't there a Happy days guy? The Gooch or something?

[Chick McGee]

Maybe. That sounds familiar.

[Josh Arnold]

They couldn't just call him the Taint.

[Chick McGee]

I have to call him the Gooch.

[Josh Arnold]

Gooch came from where? I never heard that until you told me. I don't know. I was always a taint guy.

[Tom Griswold]

You were a tank guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Same here.

[Chick McGee]

I'd always heard Gooch. Even back on the track.

[Josh Arnold]

Must be a middle.

[Chick McGee]

I heard Gooch.

[Tom Griswold]

For those that are completely unfamiliar with our discussion here, anatomically, we're talking about the Most southern portion of most people while standing up between the front naughty and the B hole often often called the Gooch. Hello and welcome to Ergo.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome to Today in Medicine.

[Josh Arnold]

I apologize. The Gooch was the bully on Different Strokes.

[Chick McGee]

I love it when TV shows do that. And they know damn good and well what they're doing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they had a boner on one of them. Remember? What was that? Growing Pains.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

His friend was Boner.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Boner. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I.

[Josh Arnold]

Which used to just mean mistake. Yeah, Boner move.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those was it Kermit Schaefer albums. These classic boners. Remember, they would.

[Chick McGee]

Ladies and gentlemen, here's our president, Hebert Hoover.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they thought that was hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they couldn't get enough.

[Chick McGee]

That was the big mistake.

[Josh Arnold]

I think they're all made up too.

[Tom Griswold]

They're forced or something. Yeah, the.

[Chick McGee]

They reproduced.

[Tom Griswold]

They reproduced. That was completely fake. Kermit.

[Chick McGee]

That's Kermit Schaefer.

[Tom Griswold]

That was right. When I was a kid. That's what passed for comedy. Yeah. Desperate. We were. He said, oh yeah. Doesn't the name. I don't know. To me. What is it again? The Licking Hole Creek Brewery in Goochland. Doesn't it sound like something. What was that show called? Prairie Home Companion.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

With Garrison Keeler. I love that show.

[Chick McGee]

We have Garrison in the studio.

[Josh Arnold]

We were going to call it Licking Hole.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to change it. Get your hands off Christy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there was an issue, but he got through that.

[Chick McGee]

Leave him alone.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

I love.

[Tom Griswold]

That was great. That was great, great, great radio.

[Josh Arnold]

It sure was. It was wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it really was. I mean, just to me, Licking Hole Creek in Goochland sounds like. Well, we have a 12 year old mayor. He renamed the town. It's now it's Licking.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, be sure and see all of us at Cootie Fest. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Honestly, I kind of wonder if this is one of those places that sells more T shirts than beer. No, the Licking Hole Creek Brewery, probably.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, absolutely. I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you're just joining us. Hey, thanks for being here. We're happy to be here. We don't. We'd like a little more sleep, but what the hell. Josh is back. It's great to see you, Josh. After this big fishing journey. We have big journeys in the news today. Actually, we'll get to that coming up. But we are currently in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom program. And that's Chick Magee over there with a letter. We have more letters.

[Chick McGee]

Good morning, Bob and Tom show, longtime listener, first time writer. This past weekend, Andrea says, I competed in the world's largest trivia contest held in my hometown of Stephen Stevens Point, Wisconsin.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

The contest is 54 consecutive hours long. And in between questions, music from a variety of genres are played while you search for the answers. Around hour 47, we were graced with hearing the Rivingtons and Papa Ooh MAU MAU.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the first record I ever bought.

[Chick McGee]

I thought of Mr. Griswold Instant.

[Tom Griswold]

Did she get the answer right Immediately.

[Chick McGee]

Days later, the catchy tunes. I don't think it was part of the trivia contest. They were just enjoying the music while they were looking up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Because that would be a great trivia question.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I guess so.

[Josh Arnold]

If you're.

[Chick McGee]

I. I don't know who could answer that question other than you?

[Tom Griswold]

I think there are thousands of people that bought that record.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

If you Google Rivington's, that is their big hit.

[Chick McGee]

Days later, Andrea said, the catchy tune is still stuck in my tent.

[Josh Arnold]

And there were thousands that bought that album alive. That album went nickel.

[Chick McGee]

Keep on keeping on, she says, ladies.

[Tom Griswold]

And gentlemen, and Papa Umau forever, the Rivingtons.

[Chick McGee]

You can thank me.

[Tom Griswold]

Great music.

[Chick McGee]

That's his favorite part.

[Josh Arnold]

They are pretty tight.

[Pat Godwin]

Funniest sound I ever heard.

[Tom Griswold]

Great vocal. They were. They were a great, great gospel band.

[Chick McGee]

You really like that?

[Josh Arnold]

That is pretty cool.

[Tom Griswold]

You're supposed to understand the origins of rock and roll if you're not familiar with them.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently the origins are nonsense.

[Tom Griswold]

In many ways, there are. I mean, you know. What? You know what the word J, don't you?

[Josh Arnold]

No. Jazz is a term for making love, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

What. What does jazz mean? There's a similar word.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't call it jasm. They could.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

These are all vague.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a fun song.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm glad they enjoyed the. And then, of course, it was turned into the lesser Surfing bird.

[Josh Arnold]

I prefer surfing bird, but I really appreciate the ribbon.

[Chick McGee]

Is that the name of the bird? Is the word Surfing bird?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And then there was a. There were many variations.

[Chick McGee]

I thought the bird is.

[Tom Griswold]

Bird is the word.

[Chick McGee]

Was the name of that song instead of surfing.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't say surfing bird, do they?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Surfing bird.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and I believe that's by the Trash Men. That is correct. That's what I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Always wore tuxes.

[Chick McGee]

Oddly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You never know. Knew what to expect. Hello, beautiful and funny people. Oh, hello tomorrow.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the guy, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Little shade, little shade Spilling a little tea.

[Chick McGee]

I was listening Yesterday. And we'll have to catch Josh up on this. But I couldn't help but be concerned about Tom talking about using those permanent outdoor grills at camping or outdoor gathering sites. We were talking. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You go to. You go to certain parks, and they already have a grill that you bring your own charcoal and your charcoal lighter, and you go.

[Chick McGee]

They're concreted, if you will, into the ground, and they're. Yeah, they're ready to roll.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

It almost seems like Tom was suggesting you can use these without aluminum foil over the grill. You're asking for germs.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. Not at temperature.

[Chick McGee]

Putting people down for covering the grill with foil. We all know how paranoid he is. I worry that he's setting all of you up for pain.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I. Boy, am I hesitant to ever use those.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You never know what hobo just fried up or grilled up A raccoon.

[Tom Griswold]

Hobo. I got to get myself back to the 50s. Hobo.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there's a certain.

[Tom Griswold]

Hobo's a classier way of saying hobo, man who just defecated into paint cans.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. Yeah. Hobo's easier on the ear than hobo homeless.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

So much.

[Josh Arnold]

When you're gonna make some. When you're going with a comedic conceit, you try not to point out the western civil. His problems.

[Christy Lee]

Has a romantic right.

[Tom Griswold]

He's choosing to be some poor unhoused guy. Cooked a raccoon on it. But I mean, with a grill, once you bring it up to temperature, Tom's contingent.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You kill all the Germans.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, sure, fine.

[Christy Lee]

And Oscar said he uses them, but he uses foil, and then.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm just wondering what. I don't. Does anything leech out of foil when you cook on it?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably. But, hey, you got to live foil forever. Crazy world out there.

[Tom Griswold]

No way to live, boy. Well, you have. You have Reynolds lung.

[Chick McGee]

Worrying about plastic.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. No, I cook my. I cook my salmon and aluminum foil in my microwave. No, no, no. What's that thing you guys. Air fryer. I love that thing. You guys talk that thing.

[Chick McGee]

You guys got the air fryer.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I raw dog my salmon in the air fryer.

[Christy Lee]

So do I. Yeah. I don't know why you put it in foil.

[Chick McGee]

Because you just throw it in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's just depending on your air fryer. And then can you take your air fryer apart and put it in the dishwasher?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's awesome. That's great.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but you don't want to.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure you do.

[Chick McGee]

No, the more you cook in it, the better seasoning it gets. Okay, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? I see.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like an outdoor grill.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's like a cast iron. I forgot you don't have the cast iron.

[Josh Arnold]

Air fryer. Yeah, when you use your air fryer, if you're not smelling last week's meals.

[Tom Griswold]

You'Re doing something wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Last week's nuggets, that I remember, that's why I stopped using the air fryer, is because it was.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's filthy.

[Chick McGee]

Two days ago, the meal hung in the air. It was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Are you serious?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to get the right one.

[Chick McGee]

I guess I need a better ventilation system.

[Josh Arnold]

I know that I keep mine on the deck.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good call.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's immersible. Nice. Nice. Well, I think we've managed to not stay on a single topic for more than three minutes. We may have already. We sure do. We have a lot of interesting things going on. Christy, help me here. When is Mother's Day?

[Christy Lee]

May 11th. Which is coming up really soon since it's less than a month away, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Aha.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you guys have fun with Mother's Day.

[Christy Lee]

I don't have to worry about it.

[Tom Griswold]

You have. You have. You have daughters. They have mothers.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's true. I do.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. I gotta. I guess I gotta buy them a gift. But they're aware that. Yeah, they're aware.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Stephen Singer aware of the word daytonka.

[Chick McGee]

Same thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure what that means.

[Chick McGee]

You mind your business.

[Tom Griswold]

Stephen Singer Jewelers has something special for moms out there. The limited edition 24 karat gold dipped blue moon rose.

[Chick McGee]

Blue moon.

[Tom Griswold]

We have. What happened to the one we had in here? The blue moon rose. It's an actual rose dipped in 24 karat gold. It's an exclusive from Steven Singer Jewelers.

[Chick McGee]

Think we ever had a blue?

[Tom Griswold]

There is. There's a limited number of them. So limited that we can't find ours. A gold dipped rose. And this is. It comes in like a beautiful box with a nice card. And it's a real long stemmed rose. How can I make this more clear? And it's dipped in gold, but it's kind of a. Obviously it's blue. It's a beautiful color, kind of a turquoise blue. And these things last forever. Of course, there's the full lifetime guarantee from Stephen Singer Jewelers. Shipping is free, of course. And it's got Stephen's famous lifetime guarantee. Now, I always say if you're really smart, you're going to get that at last bracelet.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's beautiful little diamond bracelet. Dangle it from the rose and then you'll be writing me a letter on Monday going. I'm almost too worn out to write you, Tom. But thank you. I. Thank you very much. I need some lotion. I'm going to take the day off. That's what I'm promising ladies and gentlemen. You'll get love and lust from Steve. Wait a minute. Doesn't say that. I hate stephensinger.com is the place. Tell Stephen we said hello to his dog buddy. I hate stephensinger.com. i recommend the bracelets. Real diamonds of course from a real jeweler. Not the fake stuff. I hate stephensinger.com. lifetime guarantee. Etc. Etc.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, the. The. The whole love and lust thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Goes for. If you're buying these things for the mother of your children. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Not your daughter.

[Josh Arnold]

We're pushing Mother's day.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

See I. My mother is deceased, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, were you. Were she alive? I'd like to think, yeah. There would be no lust involved.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey wait. Hang on one second. Jason edit the bejesus.

[Chick McGee]

And speaking of love and lust, we have to come back and bring Josh up to speed yesterday. A lot of talk about shoe dangling yesterday. That's it.

[Christy Lee]

Never heard of.

[Tom Griswold]

Not aware of that. I can't dangle my shoes.

[Josh Arnold]

Shoe drops. Boy, oh boy. It's about it not dropping in a way.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Reckless.

[Chick McGee]

So, so hot.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a risky business.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm certainly not itching. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for.

[Tom Griswold]

You on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Watch and subscribe. Get in the zone, Auto zone.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Pat Godwin]

When she was done, Autozone recycled her.

[Tom Griswold]

Old oil for free. No hassles, just help.

[Josh Arnold]

Everything you need.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing you don't get in the zone.

[Josh Arnold]

Autozone restrictions apply.

[Tom Griswold]

Listening.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. I believe I hope we live in a. In a world of. I can't wait. I'm excited for Pat maybe doing a song this time.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm excited about that too.

[Chick McGee]

All right. There's Christy and Josh is back. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Chick Magee. We have the presence of Josh back in our studio after his big fishing trip. He caught a five pound bass. Very exciting.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, and then a couple smallies.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we are once again reporting for Duty from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios where Christy Lee is going through stacks of news. Yes, sir. Black insurance news. Jess, we're gonna get a couple more letters in. What have you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, crew. Jason starts.

[Christy Lee]

This past.

[Chick McGee]

This past week, I found myself braving some of Tom's no scenarios. First, I noticed an armored truck outside of a cvs, so I decided to walk in and buy a Coke. The next day I found myself needing to fill up my car, so I stopped by a shell to gas up and sure enough, gas tanker was on site doing its thing. I'm happy to announce, Tom, I survived both scenarios.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, nine out of ten times you survive.

[Chick McGee]

But I tell you this, Tom, we are kindred spirits. I will not use an elevator if it's not an Otis.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, brand loyal. That's what they call me. Happy Tuesday when they lower me down into my grave. It better be an Otis elevator lowering device.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know that they do that.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, did you see this story last week? Josh, were you here when they dropped the guy into the hole and all got. The guys went with him?

[Christy Lee]

No, pallbearers fell into the hole.

[Tom Griswold]

The pallbearers, they approached the. They approached the hole in the ground and they slipped.

[Josh Arnold]

Holy cow.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

One guy fell under the casket and the casket was on top of.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

The. The boards around. You know how they have the boards around the, the actual grave? They. They gave way.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, they all spilled into it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's one poor guy. Face down, unconscious under the castle.

[Josh Arnold]

That's brutal.

[Chick McGee]

Face down, ass up. Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wearing my suit, briefly. What? Okay, let's get back to our letters briefly. Dear Bob and Tom show. I was driving to meet my brother and he texted me to find out how far away I was. I looked up and I had just passed. Yeah, I'm not kidding. DeForest, Wisconsin.

[Chick McGee]

And the list keeps getting old.

[Tom Griswold]

He responded. DeForest, right. Is that by DeField?

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes you can't see DeForest for the trees. For the trees.

[Tom Griswold]

He says, please tell Chick to keep posting pictures of himself as a chubby child.

[Chick McGee]

I found. I found a bunch of them. I was in the garage doing something.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are cute, man.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, well, you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you were a cute kid.

[Chick McGee]

You had some cute chubby photos, too. Chubby photo. That one when you were in the tub that was hot. I mean, really, really cute. How old were you? Like. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Not that chubby in that photo, but it was enough for Instagram to. I got suspended for, like, three days or something.

[Christy Lee]

What the heck is crazy?

[Josh Arnold]

A picture of me and I'm holding myself so you can't see anything.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

But I guess Instagram's algorithm didn't know it was me.

[Tom Griswold]

He's on a list now.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I thought you were just posting pictures of.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, some.

[Tom Griswold]

Some young boy. Yeah, there's a lot of things going on out there I don't want to. Yeah, I was. I was at a swimming meet and was asked to not take pictures.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa. Oh, okay. Yeah. I mean, what are you going to do?

[Chick McGee]

Actually, that's. I would not have a. I know.

[Josh Arnold]

It kind of makes sense now. I'm fine with that. Also, I. I would be.

[Tom Griswold]

My daughters were in the swimming.

[Chick McGee]

I would. I would go up to you and go. Stop taking pictures, please, sir. Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

A little paranoid.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm just saying, man. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In that case, be a little paranoid.

[Chick McGee]

What have you always said about paranoia? There are.

[Tom Griswold]

I had my shirt on. The fact that I was wearing trousers, I don't think should have been bothering any of the parents.

[Josh Arnold]

People need to mind their own is full.

[Chick McGee]

People who weren't paranoid enough.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Of course. Yeah. Would you like a donut? I. This is from Rick in Kansas City, usa.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Rick.

[Tom Griswold]

Rick writes. When asked about the comfort of his new car, my dad said if it was any better, it would make my butt grin. That's a new one on me. Another fan of the Caliendo Cartel show. People enjoyed that. And Frank and the boys are going to be out doing some more shows. We'll tell you about that. In fact, Al Jackson will be our guest a little later. Hello to JD In Galleon, Ohio. You heard of that one?

[Chick McGee]

I have. I'm not sure. It might be in around Columbus. I don't know, Galleon. Or am I thinking of a former sporting goods store, Galleon?

[Tom Griswold]

Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna need to get a story from yesterday out.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

To explain this to Jo.

[Christy Lee]

Which one do you want, buddy?

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Kevin. This involves the racing yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Like a foot race?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it wasn't a foot race. And Josh missed this and many did. So I want to review it. This comes to us from Winchester, Kentucky.

[Josh Arnold]

Winchester, Kentucky. I hope you all did that.

[Chick McGee]

You're bringing me down.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. Do you have the story?

[Christy Lee]

Racing, Sperm racing. Oh, that was chick story.

[Chick McGee]

I don't have it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Sperm Racing.

[Christy Lee]

I can look it up.

[Chick McGee]

Does it require the motility of sperm?

[Josh Arnold]

And it does require microscope and you're.

[Christy Lee]

Able to bet on it.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they swim straight or are they kind of all over the place?

[Christy Lee]

I thought they were all over the place, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here we go.

[Chick McGee]

Of course not.

[Tom Griswold]

I got it.

[Chick McGee]

A new sport is coming to Los Angeles. A startup recently announced the launch of the world's first live sperm race. According to the media outlet traded the startup notes known simply as sperm racing raised a million dollars in a kickstarting effort to put up the first sperm race. Four men behind the idea and they said this is going to be the sporting event of the future.

[Christy Lee]

I can't imagine.

[Chick McGee]

Sperm racing website's manifesto cites a worldwide decline in male fertility as the catalyst for the idea. Male fertility is declining, like a lot, the manifesto states.

[Josh Arnold]

So true.

[Chick McGee]

But you could see how.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I envision the four guys in a circle and the winner gets the cracker.

[Christy Lee]

He's confused about sperm and, and the way that sperm is produced.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not a completion race.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

So they, they, they take then the active swimmers.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you look at them and they, they're being projected.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you get the jerseys on first?

[Chick McGee]

A microscopic. Laugh it up. A microscopic racetrack for the two sperm samples to compete is going to be constructed.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

The course mimics reproductive system and includes chemical signals, fluid dynamics and synchronized starts. Every move the sperm makes is tracked by a high resolution camera and live stream. There'll be stats, a leaderboard and instant replay.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, leaderboard, is it L, I, T.

[Tom Griswold]

E R or that's the kind of quantity they need to. That leads to our letter leaderboard with.

[Josh Arnold]

A little tiny sperm flipping the cards.

[Tom Griswold]

Kevin once again from Winchester, Kentucky writes, I don't know if you heard about this one, but two sperms swimming next to each other and one of them goes, I wonder how much longer till we reach the eggs. The second sperm looks around and says, I'm not sure. We're just passing the tonsils.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh boy.

[Tom Griswold]

A long way home. All right, thank you, Kevin. I don't know if this is legit. Legit.

[Josh Arnold]

That's funny to me because that's slang.

[Tom Griswold]

For you know what? In Philadelphia legit J I T is.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, jits. Oh, that's interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard spooey. Anybody else?

[Tom Griswold]

If you were to say people are.

[Josh Arnold]

Laughing back in Philly who are listening.

[Chick McGee]

What about gleet? You have to speed on it.

[Josh Arnold]

I never heard that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

What about ball snot?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you got your first one.

[Chick McGee]

Where are you on man milk?

[Christy Lee]

Josh, Josh, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

You know where I am. Ready to go. Okay, once again, we're ready to go.

[Chick McGee]

Down the stretch, they come.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, Josh, if one of the little sperms breaks their tail off, they have to shoot it right there in the trap.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's always heartbreaking.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, they put a little tent up.

[Josh Arnold]

That really is like we don't know what's going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Bring out the forklift.

[Josh Arnold]

I got my money on semen biscuit.

[Tom Griswold]

See, I told you it was worth it. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob.

[Chick McGee]

And Tom show this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Josh Arnold]

It's part sports. We have football on the brain, part pop culture. Dennis, lyric, true or false. You refuse to wear a glove with Mickey Mantle's signature on it for the movie the Sandlot.

[Chick McGee]

The Red Sox blood, the Bruins blood, they run deep.

[Tom Griswold]

Add in the best celebrity interview.

[Josh Arnold]

Robert De Niro here on the Rich Eisen Show.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you, sir?

[Chick McGee]

Just got over a 24 hour virus.

[Josh Arnold]

The antidote is to appear on the Rich Eisen Show.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. I would just have done it earlier.

[Tom Griswold]

And you've got the Rich Eisen show podcast.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a medicinal quality to appearing on this program.

[Tom Griswold]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform 9 today. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

I think Pat, did you hear that? That's the performer in Pat. You can't stop him.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm used to projecting on the theater stage.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's where you.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not used to these microphones that pick up everything.

[Chick McGee]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's where you come alive.

[Tom Griswold]

I do project in the back of the theater, boy. Belt it to the cheap seat like Ethel Merman did.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Josh. Welcome back.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. I'm feeling particularly alive today because I'm gonna break the rules.

[Christy Lee]

What are you doing?

[Josh Arnold]

Not gonna pay your taxes. Oh, that's all done. And. Well, it's all, well. Oh, sorry, I. But I, you know, I did the standard thing on the check. I wrote choke on it. And. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's gonna come back and bite me.

[Tom Griswold]

Some hard working man woman. All they're trying to do is do their job. And you go choke on.

[Chick McGee]

You're defending the I.R.S. right? Now?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yes, but it is, it is a person who's, they are just doing.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a feeling you're not joking about that.

[Josh Arnold]

You actually write that?

[Tom Griswold]

Am I correct? I have.

[Josh Arnold]

I did not do it this year. Okay, fair enough.

[Tom Griswold]

In the interest of not having.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

I went, what cellmate?

[Josh Arnold]

Why am I playing with matches here?

[Chick McGee]

I really took my time this year too. I'm, I haven't mailed it out yet. I'm doing it tonight. Extension. Sometime around midnight or something.

[Christy Lee]

Extension.

[Tom Griswold]

Do the TV station still do the thing where they have the gut reporter at the post office?

[Chick McGee]

I hope so.

[Josh Arnold]

I, that's a standard. Yeah, I hope so too.

[Christy Lee]

So many people just do it electronically now.

[Chick McGee]

It's what, what you can do. It's a digital world. What are you talking about?

[Josh Arnold]

Can you send an email?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe they, they, they send a, they send a reporter next to some guy at his computer, ready? Got the camera on my finger. Click. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

The rule I'm gonna be breaking today.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that? I'm sorry?

[Josh Arnold]

In my car right now.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I've got a lot of stuff for the old dumpster.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something that you will cause quite the ripple of trouble if you start doing.

[Josh Arnold]

I ordered a weed. A weeder. It's called Grandpa's Weeder and it's a, it's a long pole and it's got this little thing at the end and it bites the weeder in the ground and pulls it right out from the root. It's fantastic. I love that. I was using it.

[Tom Griswold]

You brought the box?

[Josh Arnold]

The box was massive. I mean, it's like a TV box that they put this thing in that.

[Tom Griswold]

Is a whole new thing about our world. Yeah. You ever ordered something and you, you order something and it's the size of a stick of butter and it comes in a box that would have held a Magnavox console TV years ago.

[Chick McGee]

I guess that's a great brand name.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying. You know what I'm saying?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got, I, I, Somebody come to the door, go, I wonder what this is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Then you shake it and.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my pills.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a lot of room in here.

[Chick McGee]

Did you have any idea that we'd all eventually work more or less at a warehouse breaking down boxes? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, one of my old bosses would say he would open up a box and if there was so much empty space in it, he would go, ah, fresh Wyoming air. You just assumed the factory was.

[Tom Griswold]

Now if you do get any with that bubble pack yeah. Especially the big bubble pack.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Save it for me.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you like to pop it?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the girls love that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing is. And then I have an office chair that. I have wheels on it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's rare these days.

[Tom Griswold]

You get in the office chair and then you run the bubble pack.

[Christy Lee]

I have tons of bubble back. I'll be bringing some in.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's great.

[Josh Arnold]

So I also have a long, long tube that a new rod came in and so.

[Tom Griswold]

Fishing rock rod.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yes. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's a replacement, not a book depository.

[Christy Lee]

I'm fascinated by Grandpa's Weeder. So it really works, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

So if I go online.

[Christy Lee]

Around since 1913.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. An ancient tool.

[Chick McGee]

Can I order one as well?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you can. Grandpa's looking at it right here. 35 now.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a company called Grandpa's Weed that has some?

[Josh Arnold]

I hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

Some old stoner hippie that's like a really gifted marijuana grower?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, maybe. Remember old granddad, the. Whatever they are. Whatever that booze was. There's a Grandpa's Cheese Barn in Ohio I love, and it is a cheese bar. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Huge Cheese Barn.

[Pat Godwin]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

So I was singing your song, smells like weed all day.

[Josh Arnold]

But here's the thing. I don't abuse the dumpster. I think I'm okay, right?

[Christy Lee]

No, you're fine. It's just two things.

[Tom Griswold]

All right?

[Chick McGee]

They put out a memo, like, every third week, and then they have a meeting about people putting things in the dumpster.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not one of those Toms. I mean, one of those people that shows up on a Sunday with a bunch of stuff and throws it in there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you. You never feel more.

[Tom Griswold]

But I come in on a Sunday at work. That's their. That's. That's the quid pro quo, if you will.

[Chick McGee]

Grandpa's Weeder. The original stand up weed puller tool with a long handle. Easily remove weeds without bending, pulling, or kneeling.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. It's magic.

[Chick McGee]

Grandpa's Weed.

[Josh Arnold]

Big fan. Yeah. Thumbs up for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, where was I? I've lost my place. We were. Oh, you're. You're. You got your taxes done.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Congratulations.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. You.

[Chick McGee]

No, he. He always files.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you Quarterly?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I actually. They're done.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'm gonna. Yeah. You got to get them done. If you get fined. Yeah. If you file for an extension. Of course, you have to pay. Estimate what it is and pay that in advance, but still.

[Chick McGee]

Shell game.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

File for an extension. Well, I still have to send everything in and. Yeah, but you filed an extension.

[Josh Arnold]

Jake Johansson had the best bet on taxes ever. He said essentially the crux of it was, hey, you owe us all this money, by the way. You have to figure it out.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And if you don't do it right, you go to jail. That's it? Yeah. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That's the definition of the onus being on you. Good luck, pal.

[Josh Arnold]

To me it's a. It's a two sentence tax code. That. That would be my ideal. I'll vote for anybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's what you made.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pay this much, everybody on the planet.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna go 12. Pays 12%. No write offs. That's it. Let's. That's. What are we doing? 12% of what?

[Tom Griswold]

You mean we're employing hundreds of thousands of accountants.

[Josh Arnold]

The world needs ditch diggers too.

[Christy Lee]

Are there any countries that do that?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. Hopefully this will be the first. I'm not interested in the hundreds of thousands of people that work for the irs. You kidding me?

[Christy Lee]

With that down to.

[Tom Griswold]

About.

[Josh Arnold]

That's your reason for not doing it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Wrong with you. This is the second time you.

[Josh Arnold]

You've.

[Chick McGee]

You are angering America.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I'm all. I believe I'm fully in favor of a flat tag. Whatever works. I just.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I just know that I. Let's see. I get up every morning at 3am and have a little jam and I have a penny of the money I've earned this year has yet to come to me. It's all going to the irs.

[Chick McGee]

You know what though? That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That.

[Chick McGee]

That makes you a nice person.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That makes me.

[Chick McGee]

Said the guy benefited.

[Josh Arnold]

I like paying my fair share, but.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

How about paying your unfair. Well, let's. Let's move forward. Here we have Chick McGee at the Bob and Tom sports desk.

[Chick McGee]

Just one more. Well, one more letter and it kind of is about sports before we get to actual sports. This is from Brah.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Brock.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Brock.

[Christy Lee]

My first. My first crush was a Brock.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Was he a weightlifter? Football player?

[Christy Lee]

No, I was. I was really young. He was visiting a neighbor in like fifth or sixth grade. He went to Green Bay. That's why I love the Packers. Because of Brock.

[Chick McGee]

Did you call him Old Hard Candy?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you're right.

[Josh Arnold]

Candy, baby. Little Montrose for that ass time.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

I love Montreal.

[Chick McGee]

There's a six lane bowling alley at the French Lick resort where you get to Keep your own score with a pencil.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

Have a good day.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds awful.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was just discussing. I was wondering if there were any of those left. The big pencils, Josh, she's talking about.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Big pencil are kind of soft. You, you, you, and you could doodle on the.

[Chick McGee]

Tom said the decline of bowling in general in America lost. The big pencil started with the computer score.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want people walking down the aisle looking up and going, going, boy, these guys really suck.

[Chick McGee]

Everyone can see your screen.

[Josh Arnold]

I think people mind their business.

[Christy Lee]

This is one of Tom's things. He doesn't. He thinks everyone's looking at him.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not.

[Christy Lee]

They're not. Nobody cares.

[Josh Arnold]

Delusions of grandeur, they call it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. I'm just.

[Christy Lee]

You're worried about what other people think all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

So this tells us that you do this.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course, the.

[Chick McGee]

His favorite game is, hey, look at this guy. You know that?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just think that we're dumbing down our culture by not forcing people to learn how to do bowling scoring. Because it's incredible.

[Chick McGee]

Really.

[Christy Lee]

It is.

[Chick McGee]

That's why math scores are down. Yeah, Bowling. Okay. All right. Maybe you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be funny. If in the SATs, they actually, out of nowhere, they had. You're in the seventh frame.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd love that.

[Tom Griswold]

You have. In the sixth frame, you had a spare. You just bowled a nine.

[Chick McGee]

Steve is working on the turkey.

[Christy Lee]

And even worse on the 10th frame, though, if you.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I never could figure out, you're so.

[Josh Arnold]

Grateful for the computer.

[Tom Griswold]

Automatic 40, but. Yeah, now you've got the computer. But there was a stage. I mentioned this. I don't know if you're aware of this, Josh. There was a period of time in which some of the bowling alleys had what was essentially an overhead projector.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

So you were doing it by hand, but it was showing it up on top.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha. I've only heard tell of it.

[Tom Griswold]

I never experienced. Yeah, it was a brief moment in our culture. Sort of like.

[Josh Arnold]

Sort of like.

[Tom Griswold]

Sort of like the eight track players. There was a little window.

[Chick McGee]

It was a magical time when those.

[Tom Griswold]

Joyously awful, inefficient eight tracks were out there. Well, once again, we have not gotten to sports, but we will. We will.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys must have talked about the. One of the, I think, exciting, most exciting masters that we did.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God. Rory. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see any of it or were you fishing?

[Josh Arnold]

I did get to. Because every day the tournament would end at 3, and so my brother and I got to go in and watch the final, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

10, were you here when Chick told. Told us what the announcers can and can't say. That was so exciting.

[Chick McGee]

They can't say rough.

[Tom Griswold]

They can't say. They have to say bunker instead of sand trap.

[Chick McGee]

Right. They can't say country club.

[Tom Griswold]

Rough is the. Called the second cut.

[Josh Arnold]

There is no rough. I noticed that. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And also, I found out that there's an actual federal law that all golf broadcasting has to have a foreigner, preferably with a South African, English, or Australian accent on the. On the microphone.

[Josh Arnold]

That makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

They have to talk very quietly.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, golf is not an American sport.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not. Yeah. It would have to be similar.

[Chick McGee]

I beg your pardon? Well, Byron, golf was invented in Springfield.

[Josh Arnold]

Massachusetts, little before the. The Scots.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

In 1840.

[Josh Arnold]

And then one of them moved to Scotland.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And they took it to Scotland.

[Josh Arnold]

That's. We need to.

[Tom Griswold]

The famous.

[Chick McGee]

We need people.

[Tom Griswold]

There's the famous incident which he fell off the ball. Water her. Oh, that hurt.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that really does look like you're playing with yourself. You get the right angle, and it's like, what the hell's he doing?

[Tom Griswold]

If you could. If people from another planet could come here and go golfing the first time, they'd start laughing at the ball.

[Josh Arnold]

Watch.

[Chick McGee]

This is the funnest day of my life.

[Josh Arnold]

Is there anybody.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like Deldorf is jacking it.

[Chick McGee]

Go, Dildorf, go.

[Josh Arnold]

Is there anyone upset that there's a woman announcer?

[Pat Godwin]

But.

[Josh Arnold]

But she couldn't play there? Is that the. Is that the case?

[Chick McGee]

I think they do let you play now, but it was forever, man.

[Christy Lee]

It took a while.

[Josh Arnold]

Ladies can't play there now.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I'm going to say it was only like, 10 years ago they let him.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't Condoleezza Rice, like, the first woman to ever be.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

A member.

[Christy Lee]

A member. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha. Well, I take that back.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, I've got a great joke I can't do.

[Chick McGee]

No, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

Please.

[Tom Griswold]

I know what it is.

[Chick McGee]

I know. I know. You do?

[Josh Arnold]

I can guess.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not that she's a woman. It's a golf joke. It's got birds in it. Two of them.

[Chick McGee]

Just say something about good old Java.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, you know something? They say the revolution will not be televised, but it will be on the radio. Thank you very much. Little Gil Scott Heron for you.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody make a java house drink right now. I want to see how's that going?

[Josh Arnold]

How's it prepared?

[Tom Griswold]

This is the revolution in coffee. The revolution in Office coffee. And I'm being. I'm being tapped in the shoulder. It's not just coffee, Tom, you idiot.

[Chick McGee]

Josh is advancing to the Java House.

[Tom Griswold]

I should know that because I am drinking. I love the Java House black tea. Thank you very much. Oh, yeah, I'm in the summertime. I switched. I'm about to have Java House iced tea in just a few minutes. What is Java House all about? Well, it looks like this. If you're watching on the YouTube, it looks kind of like a Keurig cup. It's a little bit bigger. And you don't have to put it in a machine. You just peel the top off, pour it in your glass, your cup ready to rock. And if you want it hot, you put in hot water. If you want it cold, you put in some cold water, perhaps some ice. And it's not just coffee. It can be tea, as I mentioned, lattes, energy drinks, hydration drinks, and of course, Josh's favorite. Go ahead, Josh. You tell him.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the hot cocoa's to die for.

[Chick McGee]

What do you got over there, Josh? What did you pick?

[Josh Arnold]

Colombian medium roast. This is my favorite of the brews.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Java House is once again revolutionizing coffee at the office. It's gonna be. You're gonna save money. A, you're not gonna be putting the Keurig thing, which is a germ machine. You don't have to use that, baby. And you can get 25% off your order if you use the code Bobandom. One big long word. B, O, B, A, N D, T, O m. Go to Javahouse.com. see what I'm talking about?

[Josh Arnold]

These have really altered our breaks here because it used to be everybody was standing in line, the Keurig would take a good four minutes per cup.

[Tom Griswold]

Ridiculous.

[Christy Lee]

And we only get sick.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

Somebody was out.

[Josh Arnold]

So now we can all have barista quality coffee like that.

[Tom Griswold]

So in an odd way, this expl. There's less urine on the floor in the men's room.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Less rushing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. That probably. This is the Jason second commercial today. You got to edit out almost all of it. Okay. You're welcome. That's Java House. It's the revolution. And the revolution is not being televised. It's being.

[Chick McGee]

Don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Radiovised. That's a good.

[Chick McGee]

Don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Java House, the official coffee and the official refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show. And we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom. Every idea starts with a problem. Warby Parker's was simple. Glasses are too expensive. So they set out to change that. By designing glasses in house and selling directly to customers, they're able to offer prescription eyewear that's expertly crafted and unexpectedly affordable.

[Christy Lee]

Warby Parker glasses are made from premium.

[Tom Griswold]

Materials like impact resistant polycarbonate and custom acetate. And they start at just $95, including prescription lenses. Get glasses made from the good stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Stop by a Warby Parker store near you.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, show Christy Lee over there at the Silac Insurance Neil's desk.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy, chickens.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe this time we'll have a. Have a song out.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hello, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Steven. Singer's limited edition brand new blue moon 24 karat gold dipped rose for Mother's Day is available next week, two weeks from now. No, right now.

[Chick McGee]

Right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Limited quantity, though. Get yours today NAT I hate stevensinger.com.

[Chick McGee]

I'M Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. And Tom, we have a special guest.

[Tom Griswold]

Look around the room. Guess who's coming to breakfast? It's comedian Al Jackson.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a record.

[Chick McGee]

2025.

[Tom Griswold]

First thing out of his mouth.

[Pat Godwin]

But not even the first sentence. The first three words. Yeah, that was. That was impressive.

[Chick McGee]

We'd like to welcome our guest, who's a black man.

[Josh Arnold]

That would be better.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Instead of this thinly veiled.

[Christy Lee]

Looking very dapper today.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you got the bolo tie on again.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I. Yeah, I was like, at first, I think I started wearing the bolo ties like a gag, and then I was like, I kind of like wearing them now. I'm like, where can I get some more bolo?

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

My husband has a couple of bolo ties I discovered when we were moving.

[Pat Godwin]

Does he wear them?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he hasn't worn them yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you like it when you pull them tight and choke them.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, I haven't tried.

[Tom Griswold]

Answer the man. Well, no, I'm watching that. I'm watching that documentary about the Fox Hollow murders. A lot of choking going on.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Tom asked Christie's husband why he doesn't wear the bolo ties anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Now am. Am I, Christy?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

You're.

[Chick McGee]

You're.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Christy's husband.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay. Hey, Andy, how are you?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, how's it going?

[Tom Griswold]

How can you wear the bolo ties?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you know her. She's just running her mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

What would you like to do with your bolo ties?

[Chick McGee]

I eat the bolo ties.

[Christy Lee]

He came in and called me CNN yesterday. Thanks.

[Chick McGee]

You know why I called her? CNN. She's on 24 hours a day.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, oh. I thought it was just a misspelling.

[Chick McGee]

Of running her mouth. I understand. O.J. now, that's where the sound's coming from.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't you glad you don't work here?

[Pat Godwin]

I. Tom, I. I wish I. Christy, I wish I could attack Tom for you, but I thought that's where Chick was going. I was like, it's really early, guys.

[Christy Lee]

That's all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Al Jackson, comedian Al is on the road with Frank Caliendo. It's Frank Caliendo. Patrick Keane, Al Jackson. This Thursday, Omaha, Nebraska, at the famous Omaha Funny Bone. And then Friday, Saturday, April 25 and 26, it's Rapid City, South Dakota, at the West River Comedy Club. There's some great live action. Frank Caliendo doing some very special club dates with Al and Patrick. Patrick is also terrific. And then I guess Willie G. Is gonna join you guys a little bit later on. Again.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up soon. So some great live.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom, because I wanted to say this to your face, man. Your boy's good, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good.

[Pat Godwin]

You should be really proud. I mean, as a dad, you should be really like. You know, when I saw Willie the first few times, times, he was good. And I was like, oh, I think there might be something there. But I was like, maybe I'm biased. But now when I watch him, I'm like, that's my dude. So. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you. Yeah. Now we have yet to dip our toes into the world of sports today. Is there anything worth dipping it into? I mean.

[Chick McGee]

Well, heck, yeah. Paige. We. We had the WNBA draft last night.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Paige Becker headed to Dallas. Does anybody know the Dallas name? The Dallas franchise?

[Pat Godwin]

The Wings.

[Chick McGee]

The Wings. That's right, the Dallas Wings. Because they're where Buffalo wings were invented.

[Josh Arnold]

Dallas, Texas.

[Tom Griswold]

Are there. What is the percentage of team names that have anything to do with the place where they are?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, that's 20.

[Pat Godwin]

Pittsburgh. They used to make steel.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure, yeah. Utah. Of course, the home of jazz. Yeah, that's where Satchmo was.

[Chick McGee]

Cleveland Browns.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course, they had the Brown Lake.

[Chick McGee]

Egotistical owner who named the team after him and said, no, no, it's like a Brownie or an elf. No, Paul, it's your last name.

[Pat Godwin]

It's very weird because as a Browns fan, you don't really know what our logo is because sometimes at the 50 yard line, it'll be an elf guy.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

It's just an elf. And no, there's no other mention of an elf. Like a bunny with Easter. Like where you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now it's. It's a. It's a Brinks truck driving away with all the money.

[Christy Lee]

Aren't they little. Aren't they called brownies? That's like a little aren't. Yeah, that's an elf. So maybe that's where it comes from.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Josh, didn't you. You were in Boy Scouts and did you get kicked out or.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There was something going on there.

[Josh Arnold]

They caught me eating brownies.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Across the lake.

[Tom Griswold]

The camp. I forgot everything I've said. So. The Wings of Dallas.

[Chick McGee]

See what happened there?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm surprised the WNBA has a team named after tampon. A part of the Jason.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

You think they want to stay away.

[Christy Lee]

From any of always with wings. Sure.

[Chick McGee]

It's a pad.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

It's not a. Tampons don't have wings.

[Christy Lee]

No, that. It's a pad.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. And they're their owner, Steve Cotexico.

[Josh Arnold]

The term feminine napkin. You think that's.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

I hated that.

[Chick McGee]

That's one of the only things I don't care for in England is they call diapers nappies.

[Christy Lee]

You know, like that.

[Chick McGee]

We call them diapers.

[Tom Griswold]

So when you say your friend, friends, I'm gonna go take a nappy. They go, go, what a.

[Chick McGee]

Put my head in a crap filled diaper.

[Pat Godwin]

I worked for the BBC for a long time.

[Josh Arnold]

Ironically show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a reason I was on that one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

But yeah, the. There are certain words that we would just say casually in America that you cannot. Like like, I'm gonna throw my fanny pack on. That is right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Hugely offensive. Like just certain, like weird words. We were at a college one time and just their mascot's name. I don't. I can say maniac in America. But like, I don't know what that means over there. But they were like. We had basically cut the footage of just like seeing that word. So it's just like these little things where it's like they're like the U.S. but like, like little bugger.

[Josh Arnold]

You little bugger.

[Tom Griswold]

You couldn't say that in the uk really.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's very. It's actually me means little sodomite, doesn't it? Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Buggery is sodomy.

[Tom Griswold]

And extraordinarily popular apparently amongst the British. They taught you what at the boys schools?

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, is that.

[Chick McGee]

Sports Weekend in Eaton, Vice President J.D. vance and President Trump welcomed the Ohio state football team national champions to the White House yesterday. And as we'll see on the video here in seconds, JD Vance managed. There was a mishandling of the national championship trophy. Oh, and it went all the way down to the ground in 3, 2, 1, 0.

[Josh Arnold]

Not really. Yes. The guy.

[Tom Griswold]

It breaks into two cases.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't know what was going on there.

[Christy Lee]

Is it supposed to come apart like that?

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely not.

[Josh Arnold]

It's better if he has no help. And he has helped.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna get JD's back. Just on this one. That seems like. Like when your parents would be gone and you break a lamp and you glue it back together.

[Josh Arnold]

They both have to go in apologies.

[Pat Godwin]

So when they touch it, it falls apart. And you're like, what'd you do?

[Josh Arnold]

That is exactly what it's.

[Pat Godwin]

It just seems like it was already broken.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that thing designed to be shipped in two pieces or something?

[Christy Lee]

I know, that's what I'm wondering.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it immediately falls apart.

[Chick McGee]

I give JD some room because he's got a beard and he. He could start a trend.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he's an Ohioan, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he went to Ohio State, too.

[Tom Griswold]

When is the. We've. Let's see, the last president with any facial hair, would. That goes way back, doesn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's like Taft, probably.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I know Eleanor Roosevelt had a beard. I remember.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, Teddy had the mustache.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. But that's probably the last Abe Lincoln. Of course, last.

[Chick McGee]

I'm the President of the United States.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's dead on.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you could be turn General Grant very quickly.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, could be.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You got that, you got that look, darken up the.

[Chick McGee]

Well, later in life, I'm sure he was gray, just as yours, yours truly.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Very good, very good, very good. Now, where were we?

[Chick McGee]

NBA's play in tournament starts tonight. Tom, do you care? Number seven, Orlando, hosts number eight, Atlanta. Number seven, Golden State, hosts number eight, Memphis, in the Western Conference. The winners of those games make the playoffs. The Magic Hawks win or takes the chance to play Boston. The Warriors, Grizzly winner, goes off to play Houston. The tournament continues Wednesday with two eliminations.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So many teams make the NBA playoffs. Some of them are still junior high school teams. Everybody makes it.

[Chick McGee]

Bryce Harper, you're good. This is.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a good story.

[Chick McGee]

Sports, just for Tom. Bryce Harper set to take another swing at being a father. And he did it with a blue bat. The Phillies slugger used a. A blue bat in his first place plate appearance earlier this week against the Giants as part of a Gender reveal for his fourth child. It's gonna be a boy.

[Pat Godwin]

I hate to be a stickler for the rules, but are those regulation? Can you bat with a blue bat?

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, boy, I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

That's like softball.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think there's any rule about colors of the bat.

[Pat Godwin]

What? That. I mean, length and judging.

[Tom Griswold]

Judging by all the itching and scratching I see in the field, you can apparently play with blue balls.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what's going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Never notice baseball players have the itchiest balls in sports. No. They spend more time down there.

[Chick McGee]

And I don't know if the blue bat was a Torby torpedo bat. Oh, how about that? You didn't think of that, did you?

[Pat Godwin]

Are those the new bats?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Special Order them in colors, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, yeah, you can get bats.

[Josh Arnold]

In any color, but I don't know if there are rules in the MLB about.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Pat Godwin]

I would think that's how you would show because it's so hard to distinguish yourself. I've heard that's why a lot of major leaguers have facial hair, is to like, so people will remember them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm surprised there's not a lot of guys that like. Oh, that's Josh. He always has a neon bat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Tiger stripes on it or something.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. Black was fine. Yeah, that was fine. And of course, the, you know, wood and. Yeah, but like, you know, the natural wood look.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh. So a blue bat sounds like a sex move. Yeah, it does. Last night I gave her the blue bat. Well, she'll be in the dugout all week.

[Josh Arnold]

Dugout. That sounds like a sex move. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Give her the dugout.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you got to give her the.

[Chick McGee]

Giving it to her Cincinnati dugout.

[Tom Griswold]

The whole team was in the dugout.

[Josh Arnold]

The whole team is a sex move. I gave her the whole team last night.

[Chick McGee]

And upcoming next.

[Josh Arnold]

Do it with any words, Al Low lowest form of comedy.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Josh's mom. Josh. I gave her the old Josh's mom last night. What about the old now, you know, I wonder what it would be.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't ask myself in poor taste.

[Tom Griswold]

You're right. The answer. And I'm sorry. I should be apologizing. This is terrible. I blame. I blame our guest Al on her birthday.

[Chick McGee]

No, we talked about this yesterday. We didn't get a chance to ask Al this. How do you feel about the shoe dangle out the shoe dangle? You know what that like a woman casually across.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a fad. That's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of become a fetish for Some.

[Pat Godwin]

It absolutely is. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The shoe. The shoe is half off and she's got her legs doing it now for.

[Chick McGee]

Those on YouTube and the more absent minded she is about it and twirling her hair.

[Josh Arnold]

Shoe dangle.

[Chick McGee]

The better. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Her legs are crossed. She's sitting in a meeting. The shoe dangle. Half the guys can't even concentrate.

[Christy Lee]

If I only have a heel, it would be better. But I didn't wear heels.

[Tom Griswold]

I only had a heel.

[Pat Godwin]

I. I will say this. I don't think that women do anything without being completely conscious of it.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I see.

[Pat Godwin]

I disagree there that you think as a woman you don't know that there are guys that just stare. As somebody that worked on a talk show and seeing my friend's feet on wiki feet, I didn't realize that there was such its own cottage industry.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a thing called wiki feature.

[Christy Lee]

I think I'm on that actually.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you probably are.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly, exactly. What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Celebrity feet? Pretty much.

[Christy Lee]

People looking at feet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, it's.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't realize how many people have that.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the number one.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, definitely.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wiki feet.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never actually gone. Is it like Wikipedia that like there's a description of who they are and then just a bunch of pictures.

[Christy Lee]

All right, I'll look it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Are there subcategories like big, big feet, small feet, dirty feet?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure they asked me to donate.

[Christy Lee]

Like Wikipedia, Feet of the day, feet of the week. Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's the feet of the day right now?

[Christy Lee]

Let's see.

[Chick McGee]

Tax related Chrissy Hinda. The Pretenders has like a size 13.

[Christy Lee]

Peyton Ramala is the feat of the day today.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a lady?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it's a lady. Very pretty lady.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds like an appetizer. Can I get a caprese?

[Tom Griswold]

I gave her the.

[Christy Lee]

See much of her feet.

[Tom Griswold]

I gave her the Peyton Malala.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. It sounds like a sex move.

[Josh Arnold]

Am I, am I wrong?

[Tom Griswold]

He went unchecked for three days while you were gone.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Where were you?

[Josh Arnold]

You're my partner.

[Tom Griswold]

I just play Good boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I received a certain talking to a week before last.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Anyway, yeah, there are 11 pictures of my feet on Wiki Feet. 11, 11 pictures. One of them in my boot when I broke my, my foot.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a special category.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, back me up on this. That is red pepper hot.

[Josh Arnold]

That's called wounded Fish.

[Chick McGee]

Broken bone.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have like feet with femurs only?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Pat Godwin]

With.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that called? Your nails get all yellow. What's that called?

[Josh Arnold]

Fungus.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Do they have like fungus?

[Josh Arnold]

Probably. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I think there's everything.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, there is everything. It's so gross.

[Pat Godwin]

If you have a foot fetish, why don't you just work it a shoe store?

[Josh Arnold]

Because you can't walk around with boners all day.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I only get 4.14 stars.

[Pat Godwin]

I was going to ask what your.

[Tom Griswold]

Rating was out of how many out of five.

[Chick McGee]

Good.

[Christy Lee]

Is that high?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's not bad.

[Pat Godwin]

Can we get the listeners to pump that rating up? Go on there and give my girl some stars, please.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, geez.

[Pat Godwin]

Before you're.

[Tom Griswold]

Before using. I was going to say this is the worst, but no, it's not. Yesterday I discovered that Kostaki pointed out there is something called.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you might be into this too. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's it called? Stuck. Stuck.

[Chick McGee]

Porn. Trapped or stuck.

[Tom Griswold]

It was about going into it, like being in a washing machine.

[Chick McGee]

The example.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a big one.

[Chick McGee]

The example, Stocky. If a woman gets down on the floor under a table. Right. And she's stuck there and she doesn't have any pants on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Or she's trying to. For whatever reason, she's trying to sneak in through a doggy door.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And they're gonna really be.

[Christy Lee]

Becomes a dog because she doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

And. And then the guy apparently takes advantage of that, which to me shouts out non consensual. But there's barely no problem.

[Josh Arnold]

She wants it deep down.

[Pat Godwin]

She wouldn't try to squeeze in there.

[Chick McGee]

And there's a wiki. Trapped, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

Check that out.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all there. The end. The end of days. We are. We. What do we have? Coming up, Christy at the Silenc Insurance News.

[Chick McGee]

Beg your pardon? We've got a documentary about good old number four from Green Bay. It's coming up on Netflix. We'll talk about.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that Brett Favre?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Don't drink the holy water this Holy Week. We can talk about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Please don't do that.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, oh.

[Christy Lee]

And women dying their Easter eggs in the toilet. We'll talk about that.

[Chick McGee]

Women dying in the toilet. We'll be right back.

[Christy Lee]

No, a woman who's dying her Easter eggs in her toilet.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you want, kids, brown or yellow?

[Pat Godwin]

Tell me now.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, if you're thinking of getting married and you're a big Star wars fan, Vegas is calling. That's all I'm going to say. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

There's more of the show coming up. Book your next vacation with Christy Lee and Colette. Visit England, Scotland and Wales this September 28th. Visit bobandtom.com for details. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Josh Arnold's over there at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

I checked. Were you a Price is Right fan?

[Chick McGee]

Um, no.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Not really.

[Josh Arnold]

Costco now sells full essentially full size Plinko board.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Josh Arnold]

They're the official Plinko game.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh my goodness.

[Christy Lee]

How much that set us back?

[Josh Arnold]

I believe it was 7.99. Oh, and yes, that will. We will be setting Tom back seven.

[Christy Lee]

I say, are we getting one?

[Chick McGee]

I say I wasn't a Price is Right fan, but my favorite games are Plinko and the oldie. The yodeling guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Love yodeling. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's really good.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good game.

[Pat Godwin]

I was a hole in one or two guy. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Or two was always the. He would hit the right thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to college with a bunch of pinkos. Is that something like that?

[Josh Arnold]

A little bit.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I don't know. I've. I've always hated that show. I've never watched it. I don't know what Plinko means.

[Christy Lee]

You don't?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea. Fine. You have.

[Christy Lee]

Well, no, you would be good because you know what the price of things.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. I don't know the price of anything.

[Christy Lee]

You shop all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't pay attention.

[Josh Arnold]

I couldn't tell you what.

[Chick McGee]

Eggs were a gas.

[Josh Arnold]

I would love to see Tom on.

[Tom Griswold]

The prices I have.

[Josh Arnold]

I have here we have Chris toothpaste. The tooth toothpaste. 1999.

[Chick McGee]

I have.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't Prison prices.

[Chick McGee]

Toothpaste is. I grew up on Pepsident.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I learned a long time ago I can't the price of gas. I never look. There's nothing I can do about it. I'm not going to let it worry me.

[Josh Arnold]

I just brush with. I sprinkle arm and hammer.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Ivory soap. I right guard deal.

[Pat Godwin]

I use.

[Tom Griswold]

I have right now least five different kinds of toothpaste in my drawer.

[Chick McGee]

And however I'm picking on Tom. But you and I are a brotherhood. A brotherhood of toothpaste in the mouth. Then you grab your brush into the shower weirdos and go to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, nobody else uses my toothpaste so I don't have to worry about.

[Josh Arnold]

And they'll brush in the shower.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

And sometimes. Sometimes.

[Pat Godwin]

That is disgusting.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's fun because you spit it on your Yuri urine and then it makes a little.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, exactly right. And then when I'm in the shower with Tom, we interlay arms and we brush each other's teeth. It sounds like a sex move is what it is. I want to brush my teeth.

[Pat Godwin]

I feel like this is all leading to a very awkward conversation with a plumber. In 10 years, you haven't been urinating and brushing your teeth down this two.

[Tom Griswold]

Those two tend to bond. I have to deal with this all the time.

[Christy Lee]

Shower doors. Do you have shower doors on your shower?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Are they a curtain, do they slide or do they open?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it's a regular door.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I said it's a new trend.

[Christy Lee]

Something else we have not putting shower doors on your shower.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Get the water all over the floor though. Right?

[Christy Lee]

I made the mistake. I took a shower for the first time this morning in our new house.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the things smelled so nasty.

[Christy Lee]

But I don't have shower doors yet. The shower door is getting installed on Wednesday. But the design flaw that I made is the full length mirror in my closet shines right into the shower. So that's the first thing you see in the morning. That's not a good look.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm. I'm Christy's husband, Andy. And apparently there's a problem with the house.

[Tom Griswold]

Andy. Andy, I can't help but notice you're.

[Chick McGee]

Wearing a bolo tie every time. Much.

[Tom Griswold]

What is your nickname for Christy, Andy?

[Chick McGee]

Her?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And every time she. Every time she gets in the shower, evidently you can see her through a extensive series of mirrors right there. It's right there.

[Josh Arnold]

That's like hotels that you sit down.

[Tom Griswold]

To go to the.

[Josh Arnold]

The bathroom and the mirrors right there.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not a good look. Well, doesn't it get all steamed up.

[Christy Lee]

I don't have shower doors.

[Josh Arnold]

It is when Andy.

[Christy Lee]

The shower door gets installed, it'll steam up.

[Tom Griswold]

Andy, stand there and pant while you're.

[Chick McGee]

No, I. I stand there.

[Christy Lee]

Sleep. It was the sleep.

[Chick McGee]

I call it. The chore is what I call it.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever had to answer the door wearing. Ever had to answer the door wearing a towel because your shower door set off your burglar alarm? No.

[Christy Lee]

How does that happen?

[Tom Griswold]

Easy.

[Chick McGee]

The shower door set off the burglar story.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. It was. It was dragon drew. This was three. Wait a minute. One, two, three. Four houses ago, I had a sliding glass door on the. On the shower.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope to never say four houses.

[Tom Griswold]

I was by myself.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I had a. There's a glass break alarm on the. On this particular house. I have one on mine too. Right. If you break the glass, the alarm goes off course.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So the. When you. When. If you. I learned the hard way when you shut that. When you shut that glass door, it goes. And it set off the alarm. I didn't. So I'm by myself. It's four in the morning, so I'm taking a shower. I get out of the shower and I look out. And I said, oh, that's funny. Someone must have their Christmas lights on. And there were three cops in my driveway. I came downstairs. Hey, Tom, what's going on? Oh, I. I'm not so sure that was. It was the shower door.

[Chick McGee]

So it's not a glass break at all. It's a glass. Gang, gang, gang.

[Tom Griswold]

And then it went off another time when I dropped the glass cover to my frying pan. Wow. What? Yeah, it was very sensitive, that.

[Josh Arnold]

Very.

[Tom Griswold]

A friend of mine lives in that house, so I better warn him. No way to live, boy. Yeah. Next door to Tom's no way to live now. So, Christy, you took the first shower in your new house. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It was awesome too.

[Tom Griswold]

You never know how much room is in that thing. Is it a stand up?

[Christy Lee]

It's huge.

[Tom Griswold]

So you can see. You stand up for two people.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you can put three or four.

[Tom Griswold]

How many nozzles you got in there?

[Christy Lee]

With two. We have the rain shower one and then the one on the.

[Chick McGee]

You have the one that's like a microphone, so you can take it.

[Christy Lee]

I chose not to add that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's the best.

[Christy Lee]

I bought it, but I chose shows.

[Josh Arnold]

They.

[Christy Lee]

They didn't put it on.

[Tom Griswold]

You put that on high and you get a. You get a good tape burn. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Pressure washer.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't need that.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you hate? Orgasms.

[Christy Lee]

I get from elsewhere.

[Chick McGee]

You hate money and orgasm.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, when you were looking at your house before you bought it, did you turn on all the showers?

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's a must.

[Josh Arnold]

I know I would do that when I would rent.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you testing the water pressure?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I should have, but apparently we have to move now. The water pressure. Pressure slow.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of pressures, Andy. But you've been in the house for two days.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know.

[Christy Lee]

One day.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you found a. Have you found a place you can get by yourself?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's a hotel down there.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you started wondering which girder is the sturdiest?

[Tom Griswold]

What rope would work best? You know, you don't really need a noose.

[Chick McGee]

That's the nice thing. Exposed beam, ceiling.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you tile a bowline?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Over, under, around and through. Like the rabbit goes through the hole. Yeah, that's all you have to do.

[Chick McGee]

I'm an old sailor.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you don't need much rope either, really.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, just.

[Josh Arnold]

This is really a short.

[Tom Griswold]

A short, A short.

[Chick McGee]

We're getting requests for me to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

We haven't even talked with our guest. He's comedian Al Jackson. And guess what, Al, we don't have time. I will mention a couple quick things, Al, I forgot to mention that it's tomorrow night. Frank Caliendo, Patrick Keane, Al Jackson, Kansas City at the Funny Bone. And then Thursday, Omaha, Nebraska's Funny Bone. And then Friday and Saturday it's Rapid City, South Dakota, at the West River Comedy Club. Awesome, awesome shows coming up. And then I should also mention this Saturday, April 19th, Diamond Joe Casino, Northwood, Iowa. That'll be Mr. Willie Griswold, Mr. Jeff Oskay, Mr. Josh Arnold and Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh? Did you know about this? I'm hearing.

[Tom Griswold]

But that'll be a great show. So a lot of cool stuff to do. Get your buns out of the house and have some fun. Have a few laughs. It's a sad world right now. Maybe a couple of chuckles will make you feel better. Not to mention six or seven drinks. Okay, good to know. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio.

[Chick McGee]

Bat colors and Brett Favre coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel?

[Chick McGee]

Good. Morgan's here. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, Hello. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News Desk. Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe. Maybe a song this time.

[Josh Arnold]

Perhaps there's.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry. Pat was speaking when you said my name.

[Pat Godwin]

Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. We have a special guest.

[Tom Griswold]

You. You talked when I was trying to introduce.

[Josh Arnold]

We should do that every time.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just pointing.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good, good. Joining us in the studio, it is comedian Al Jackson. Al Jackson is a part of that quadraphonic sound on tour, missing one of its quads. It's. It's Al Jackson. Frank Caliendo, Patrick Keane. Kansas City tomorrow with the Funny Bone. Omaha's Funny Bone coming up on Thursday. And then the Rapid City, South Dakota West River Comedy Club Friday and Saturday.

[Chick McGee]

And we're calling that the Caliendo what quadrant? Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

Cartel.

[Chick McGee]

Cartel. Okay, not the Cadre. Not the quadrant. It's Caliendo Cartel.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. I'll write that down. Coming up Saturday, April 19th, it's Diamond Joe Casino in Northwood, Iowa. That's Willie Garden, Patty G, Jeff Oskay, and Josh Arnold. So, bunch of great comedy coming up. Now, have we finished sports?

[Chick McGee]

No, we have not. Major League Baseball does have rules regarding the color of bats used in professional games.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it used to be the players.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Josh Arnold]

Thankfully, we've grown as a.

[Chick McGee]

We almost really. It seems awkward somehow to even mention it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

White people play.

[Chick McGee]

While generally restricted to a limited number of of finishes on the bats, Players can use colored bats, designed bats of color. Like players weekend. They make exemptions or with specific Major League Baseball permission. Typical restrictions. Major League Baseball players are limited to a few standard bat colors, including natural flame, tempered natural, those that look cool, black, brown, wine gray and black cherry.

[Tom Griswold]

And the. And the reason we're discussing this is I forget the gender reveal done by Bryce Harper.

[Chick McGee]

Bryce Harper used a blue bat, meaning he's going to have a son.

[Pat Godwin]

A manly and a fine from the league.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I imagine it was at some batting practice, not during a game.

[Chick McGee]

And this covers what Bryce did this next one. Players can also seek and receive Major League Baseball permission to use bats with Pacific colors or designs for other reasons.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so it was during a game.

[Chick McGee]

Such as charity initiatives or promotional events. Yes, or possibly a gender reveal.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember we used to make Rawling when I worked at Rawlings. We made pink bats for breast cancer awareness. Yeah, very nice.

[Chick McGee]

You know those bats, the pink bats were also pink inside. Did you know that?

[Josh Arnold]

They're all pink? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think that works.

[Josh Arnold]

And they're Corked five days.

[Chick McGee]

I got the business laugh from Al. Did you hear that?

[Pat Godwin]

That just.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's because it doesn't work.

[Pat Godwin]

I love that.

[Chick McGee]

Brett Favre is going to have a new documentary coming out on Netflix. It's called Far, Far Far, Far Away. Far From Home is what they're calling it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they didn't go with Mushroom Dick.

[Chick McGee]

It's starting.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they did not go. Because he was a detective part time for a while.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it's going Mushroom hu.

[Chick McGee]

Why? None of us can get that image out of our heads.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't see it.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't see it?

[Josh Arnold]

No. You know what? I never once googled Brett Park's penis pic.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. It was the lead story in the news.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, but I didn't feel the need to look at it, like.

[Chick McGee]

Got it.

[Tom Griswold]

Thought it might cause a little twitch.

[Chick McGee]

You really have to.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly right. I didn't feel like being turned on.

[Chick McGee]

The documentary is called Seriously the Fall of Favre.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Explores a controversial career and scandals of Brett Favre delving into the dark side of sports stardom and the challenges of fame.

[Tom Griswold]

Who wants to watch that?

[Christy Lee]

I learned a lesson.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to watch something.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he also had some financial issues too, right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Weird. Didn't he bankrupt some charity or something?

[Pat Godwin]

I think he did.

[Chick McGee]

He just pulled the old shell game with welfare or something.

[Tom Griswold]

It was very unpleasant. I'd rather remember the good days.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, the system should be stronger.

[Pat Godwin]

I was testing the limits of government.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Actually, Netflix is killing it with the sports docs. They have a year with the Boston Red Sox on right now.

[Pat Godwin]

That one's really good.

[Chick McGee]

Really good.

[Josh Arnold]

Not the year they beat the Cardinals.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of weird stuff. You need to start explaining the St. Louis Cardinals and their lack of fans. Mr.

[Josh Arnold]

I think people are tired of their cars being broken into.

[Tom Griswold]

Town. Yes. Now, here's something fun. A positive baseball. Did you see the thing where the guy catches, though? It was a Red Sox game, right? The guy catches a foul ball with a funnel cake.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know that I did not see it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I heard tell of it. I think it was over the weekend, or maybe it was last week. Yeah, it was a. Huh.

[Chick McGee]

Now, did he actually catch it inside the funnel?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Or it just landed on his plate.

[Josh Arnold]

With the funnel, Right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. He reaches up and.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he caught it.

[Josh Arnold]

Uses the plated funnel cake as, like, a glove.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Which is a $19 glove.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Everything at the stadium, I mean, it's. It. It's a little Pricey. So he, I'm glad he went for it and got that. I hope they gave him a fresh one.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, the Free Press chick mentioned this last week. This is kind of funny. At the Masters, the prices of of the concessions, the food wise are all.

[Chick McGee]

What they were like from the 60s.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

50 years ago.

[Chick McGee]

$3 for a cheese sandwich, $3.50 for egg salad.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it might even be cheaper.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, and by the way, it's not called the Masters anymore. It's not the primaries.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a real estate joke. I like that.

[Christy Lee]

I like that very much too.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll learn that when you're selling your home. I'm sorry, is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear? Christy had to sell her home? She moved into a new house.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't sold my home.

[Tom Griswold]

So Christie's husband Andy's here. Andy, tell me.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we haven't sold our home yet.

[Tom Griswold]

What's it, what's it like? You haven't sold your old house yet. How's that?

[Pat Godwin]

Is that a problem?

[Chick McGee]

It's exactly what you think.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it sounds rough.

[Chick McGee]

You have no, you have no idea. You can guess. Oh my God. Constant.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a step ladder. You can buy our own.

[Chick McGee]

You ever fall asleep with the sound of a fan? That's steady hum.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you like that?

[Chick McGee]

Christy's? Same way. I'm going down to the hotel ever.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. I see you're doing wordle. Oh, your starter word is noose.

[Chick McGee]

That's a bad starter word.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you don't want to use double.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, have you started testing how far you can put a knitting needle into.

[Chick McGee]

Your ear before I, I, I wondering.

[Josh Arnold]

How how sweet the sound of a ruptured eardrum.

[Pat Godwin]

The Internet is divided about how far you can put it in.

[Tom Griswold]

They say three inches.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? Even too far, I'm not going to complain.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right. That's not a problem. That's sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Thank you very much, Chick Boogie. Of course. Over there at the sports desk. Why don't we check in with a quick story from Christy Lee? She's at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of chatter, the Blue Origin rocket company launched an all female celebrity crew into space yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

It was immediately lost.

[Tom Griswold]

I do have a minor objection to this.

[Chick McGee]

You were supposed to turn back there. I don't know what happened.

[Christy Lee]

Katy Perry, Gail King, and Lauren Sanchez, the fiance of Blue Origin founder Jeff Bezos.

[Tom Griswold]

So how'd she get the ride?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, part of the crew that blasted off for a quick trip in the.

[Josh Arnold]

Why'D they do this? Is there a coals in space now?

[Christy Lee]

Those girls would never got dead at a cold.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, those are high falutin women.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they are.

[Pat Godwin]

Those are some filings, Bas.

[Josh Arnold]

Not even highfalutin women liked cold, Ms. Sanchez.

[Christy Lee]

They don't like Cole's cash.

[Josh Arnold]

There's not a woman out there that doesn't like cold.

[Christy Lee]

So Back to the Ms. Sanchez, a helicopter pilot and former TV journalist invited the other women along for the 10 minute fully automated flight.

[Tom Griswold]

10 minutes.

[Christy Lee]

The celebrity launch was the nation's first space flight where women filled each seat, moved by the views of the earth below. Ms. Barry said she couldn't resist singing what a Wonderful World in space.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, they're. They're not calling it a cockpit anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

Although.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you seen how phallic that thing is?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean it is.

[Chick McGee]

It is hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

How much that looks like it's like.

[Josh Arnold]

A 13 year old boy drew it.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I said the exact same thing this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

I watched the video to call them astronauts. That's like if you're driving across the country and you, you, you drive through Arizona for 10 minutes and you don't get out of the car. Oh, I've been to Arizona.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. This is still astounding.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but they're not going around the earth. They're going. It's a 10 minute trip.

[Christy Lee]

Doing anything. They just sat in the seat. They didn't have to. Really.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Are you guys kidding?

[Josh Arnold]

Astronauts, they went up.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

That that counts.

[Pat Godwin]

Josh, do you not see a difference between the astronauts that were just stuck up there for nine months?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Pat Godwin]

And they went for nine minutes. And they had the same title.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, I'm not. Nobody's calling these women astronauts.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, they are.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they shouldn't be.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what we're trying to say.

[Josh Arnold]

These are passengers.

[Christy Lee]

Right, right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Katy Perry just wanted to get away from Russell Brand.

[Chick McGee]

But it's a glorify, is it not?

[Josh Arnold]

A different Katy Perry.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's the same Katy Perry.

[Josh Arnold]

He's going back a few.

[Christy Lee]

He's going back way.

[Chick McGee]

A glorified roller coaster all it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Last week wasn't a good week for Russell Brown.

[Christy Lee]

No, it wasn't. But you. She's with Orlando Bloom now. Much better. She stepped up.

[Pat Godwin]

It's like that Beyonce song upgrade.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so that is Katie. So it was Katie.

[Pat Godwin]

Two famous people named Katy Perry.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I didn't think this was a famous person.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's the whole thing. And Gayle King, a journalist. What's the same, Gail?

[Josh Arnold]

Then this story became so less interesting.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

It should have been a nurse, a teacher.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they didn't have have an actual astronaut and a geo.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's like a photo shoot for Rolling Stone.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's. That's like The Charlie's Angels 4.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This time they're in space.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's the. The fake faced lunatic on the left?

[Christy Lee]

That's Lauren Sanchez.

[Josh Arnold]

She looks like she's going through G forces now.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the look she has paid for.

[Christy Lee]

I'm the richest woman in America.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, buy a better face.

[Chick McGee]

Or get a really complicated mask like the Joker.

[Tom Griswold]

So how long. How long were they in space? 9.

[Christy Lee]

Was it 11 minutes total, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And I believe that's the total time anyone's listened to a Katy Perry album quite sometimes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, she's not popular. She wins a Grammy.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a rough one to go after.

[Chick McGee]

Selling thousands of dollars.

[Pat Godwin]

Wembley Stadium.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody listens to her anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

I would say Firework is the worst song to be a hit in 25.

[Christy Lee]

You're wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

I give Katy Perry a lot of.

[Chick McGee]

Just because of the super bowl where they had those lions and they look like they were walking. And her two boobs and the sharks. The left shark and right shark were.

[Tom Griswold]

That's entertainment.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let the music do the talking. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Great voice. Voice.

[Christy Lee]

She's very beautiful voice.

[Chick McGee]

I tell you who should have been in a Super bowl halftime show. Greg Almond.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you not. I don't understand. To me, this is a, a, a flight for a science teacher and.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there were a couple of those women were.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but nobody's talking about them. They're talking about Katy Perry and old Saran Wrap head.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

She does look like she's pressing her face up against the patio doors.

[Josh Arnold]

Dear Josh, who are you to make fun of a lady's looks? I'm a man who can tell what looks good and what doesn't. And she doesn't look good.

[Tom Griswold]

This just proves women can do anything. In this case if they have an incredibly rich husband.

[Christy Lee]

There was a rocket scientist, Aisha Bo, A bioastronautics research scientist. Amanda something I can't pronounce and a film producer. So there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, so two.

[Chick McGee]

But still, I want.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you want regular ladies?

[Pat Godwin]

But will we be talking about it? No, I get what you're saying, but would you know if Pam and Kathy went.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. But that's my thing is we would. We would we should be talking about that. Right, Right. You send up a nurse and a single mom who's a cracker barrel about my search history.

[Pat Godwin]

Just keep going.

[Chick McGee]

Why didn't they send up Hoda and Kathy Lee or something? There. There's.

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't we. Why didn't we send up the cast of the View and leave them up there? Yeah. You know, the worst thing that could happen this morning is a safe launch.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we got fingers crossed. 31 this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now. Oh, the time for the frivolity to stop. I want to tell you about my buddy, Steven Singer. Steven Singer Jewelers. Mother's Day is just around the corner now. Last hour. I may have misspoke.

[Christy Lee]

You may have?

[Tom Griswold]

What I meant to say was maybe your sweetheart is also a mom. Maybe your wife. Maybe you call her your partner, because you're gonna form an llc.

[Chick McGee]

You also love your mother. Yes, but not in a hot way. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

So maybe your burner phone, babe, you don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's interesting that you cloud up the issue.

[Josh Arnold]

They want us to push Mother's Day.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

Mother's Day says mistresses, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Mother's Day to call somebody mother.

[Chick McGee]

I want a mistress for Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so I'll tell you when to start the tape. Okay? Three, two. Stephen Singer Jeweler. Stephen has the limited edition 24 karat gold dip blue moon rose. I've been warned by Stephen. This is a limited edition. He's not kidding. Last time we went through this, they sold out. So act right now. Be the smart guy. Get this done. Pull over right now. Get something for that mom in your life. Including the 24 karat gold dip blue moon rose. And it comes, of course, in a beautiful box. Lifetime guarantee, of course. And the shipping is free. You can get this thing done like that. There's also a beautiful card, has. What they call. What is it? Nice card stock. It's not some flimsy. I got four of these for a dollar.

[Chick McGee]

Just lovely cardstock is what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

If you guys knew how important card stock was. You're damn right it is.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Yeah. Gone are the days where I get something. Well, it's a funeral card. They. They were out of the Mother's Day cards. They just scratched out the word bereaved. What I was trying to say was Stephen Singer Jewelers is getting a free commercial right now. The shipping is free. Also, my suggestion was if you're. If the mother in question is your suite sweetheart. Also, I'm telling you, get that. Get that special bracelet. Christie's the one that picked it out.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the atlas bracelet called the At Last.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great value. It's got beautiful real diamonds in it. You dangle that from the rose and then come Monday, you're gonna call me and go, Tom, I had to take the day off from work because the love fest at my place was awesome. I appreciate it. Thank you. And thanks. Stephen Singer. For me.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I expect the letters and the phone calls. You know what it's like, oh, you're.

[Josh Arnold]

Gonna get letters and phones.

[Tom Griswold]

You know the guy, I need lotion. I'm worn out. That kind of thing. Steven Singer. Julies. You'll find him at I hate stevensinger.com or tomcantreadacommercial.com I hate stevensicker.com Free shipping, of course. Tell Stephen hi to his dog, Buddy. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Pat Godwin, Hello. Maybe a song this hour.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

There's Christy Lee, Josh Arnold. Hi, I'm Chick McGee. Tom, we have a special guest in the studio.

[Tom Griswold]

We do indeed. He's a good friend of the show.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

He joins us typically on Thursdays. Is it, it's, it's Al Jackson. Al Jackson on the road right now with Frank Caliendo and Patrick Keane. It's going to be Kansas City tomorrow. And then Thursday it's going to be Omaha, the Funny Bones. And then on this weekend, it's the West River Comedy Club in Rapid City, South Dakota. While I'm on this topic, the Boys, Willie G, Jeff Oskay, Josh Arnold and Pat Godwin. This Saturday they're gonna be in Northwood, Iowa at the famous Diamond Joe Casino. That'll be a great night. A lot of great comedy out there. Now. We have completed our sports broadcast.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir, we have.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. We've done a couple stories and you have a song for us on anything. What?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know something, I, this new story that I want to get to, I stumbled on this yesterday and then it, it was lighting up the Internet, as they say, a, a so called influencer, which to me, they're doing important work. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did they say light up the Internet? It really lit up the Internet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I like they said they broke with this.

[Tom Griswold]

It's, it's about, I'm a huge fan of dying Easter eggs. As you know. I've always loved doing Easter eggs and that. You get that. It's the Al, it's the one time a year you get to use that little metal, that little, little kind of brass metal picker, egg picker, upper gizmo.

[Pat Godwin]

I always feel weird using that. It feels a little heavy drug usery to me.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There is something kind of.

[Pat Godwin]

Kind of like that setup. You see. Should I have a disgusting spoon with this as well? Yeah, it just.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, it's so specific. It's like you can't use it for anything else.

[Pat Godwin]

What else would you.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's also, I suppose you could use it to gauge the thick.

[Christy Lee]

It has not changed over the last 60 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, but Easter egg dying has changed because when I was a kid, you had to boil the water and there was vinegar. It was much more fun. Now it's just. You'd pop the pill.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Have to use the same wiry thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

But the dye does it. You don't have to boil the water.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have to do that anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

But now, I will say this before we get to the story. Josh gave me a gizmo a few years ago that it's. It spins the eggs Al. And you. Then you take crayons kind of and you put them on the thing and.

[Josh Arnold]

You make like a tiny lathe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And is that making sense? It's spinning the egg and you can put little bands on it. So it's like spin art. So that was really fun. And then you can even use wax and dye them. It's really cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Was it really fun?

[Josh Arnold]

I hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love doing it.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a huge fan.

[Pat Godwin]

I would see that go around one time and be like, you have five things you could be doing right now. Looking at egg spin for little girls.

[Josh Arnold]

My grandma. My grandma had a technique of dying eggs where she would wrap them in onion peels. Is anybody familiar with this?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

You wrap them in some kind of onion peel and then it stains like that red, maroon, brownish.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I bet somebody else of Easter. I know. It was just rusty eggs.

[Christy Lee]

Nothing like onion flavored eggs.

[Josh Arnold]

They weren't. But it was cool.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

And by the way, our Easter egg hunts were not the hard boiled eggs full of candy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the way you do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we talked recently about. Do you.

[Tom Griswold]

The price of eggs is so serious. It was a stupid story that they're supposedly dying potatoes. I don't believe any of this stuff that they're serving up. Like.

[Christy Lee]

Well, this lady in Minnesota is going viral for taking an unusual approach to dyeing her Easter egg eggs. Kate Heinzman Heintzelman posted a clip wherein she fills her toilet bowl with two dozen eggs that she then douses with food coloring.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

She sprinkles baking soda on top before pouring in a gallon of vinegar to create a tie dye effect on the eggs which she plucks out of the toilet bowl with a gloved hand.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, she's disgusting.

[Christy Lee]

The 32 year old told the New York Post. Dying the eggs in her kitchen made a mess. So she decided to just do it in the toilet.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, the bathtub, ma'am.

[Christy Lee]

Where she did not care if it got stained. Her divisive video racked up thousands of comments from disgusted users.

[Tom Griswold]

She has like a million followers.

[Christy Lee]

But she assured her family only uses the Easter eggs for decoration. Nobody's eating.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey look, Peter Rabbit just took a dump.

[Chick McGee]

Peter Rabbit.

[Tom Griswold]

You got a song for us back?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Here comes Peter Cottonell.

[Chick McGee]

Boy is eggs.

[Tom Griswold]

Get it? Boy, his eggs really smell.

[Josh Arnold]

They reek like they were dyed in a toilet bowl. They're not pink, purple, green or blue. They have a yellowish brown ass hue. By the way, what do colored eggs have to do with Easter? Oh, he's got ass wipes for Tommy.

[Tom Griswold]

Toilet paper for sister Sue.

[Josh Arnold]

A toilet brush for your mommy. Help her clean up that rabbit pool. Oh, here comes Peter Cock Cotton. Hell. His colored eggs taste like hell. Sweet Jesus. Happy Easter day.

[Chick McGee]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

You do not want her chocolate eggs.

[Chick McGee]

Magnificent.

[Tom Griswold]

Once a month of strawberry egg.

[Pat Godwin]

That's semi sweet chocolate.

[Chick McGee]

From a practical standpoint, there has to be.

[Christy Lee]

Get it all done at once. Look at that.

[Chick McGee]

E. Coli in the toilet. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

You would think.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

There's the video. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You would clean.

[Tom Griswold]

No, this is so stupid.

[Christy Lee]

The toilet.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess her, her claim is you don't do it in the kitchen sink or the bathroom sink because it will stain the whole.

[Chick McGee]

And there's no, there's no water at all in the. Well, there's water in the toilet now. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

That looks like how you make prison wine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And then, then this. The adding of the baking soda is kind of a cool touch.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think that's what creates the tie dye effect.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean the, the effect in the eggs is great.

[Josh Arnold]

The eggs look great.

[Tom Griswold]

And now the toilet. You can see the toilet bowl is in fact stained.

[Josh Arnold]

But you eat those, don't you?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't mean out of the toilet. I mean when you die.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, of course we would eat them. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you make egg salad or whatever and. Come on.

[Pat Godwin]

Much of a hurry where she can't dye them. Like it's it's like this is supposed to be a pleasurable exhibition for your children. Yeah. This isn't supposed to be done.

[Christy Lee]

The newspaper on top of the kitchen table and you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean, my dog drinks out of the toilet, but he's an idiot, so there you go.

[Chick McGee]

You're not supposed to let your dog drink out. I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I keep. Sometimes people leave the thing up. If you're just joining us, thanks for joining us. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show. And I look across the way and I see we have Al Jackson hanging out with us. Yo, Alan. Know you've been on the road.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the latest. What's latest in your life? Are your kids doing fine? What's. What's happening?

[Pat Godwin]

Kids are good. I was in LA two weekends ago. My son Elijah was in his third play this year.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Pat Godwin]

And Josh. It was better than nice because the first two plays and I actually talk about this on stage. He won't hear this, but they were not. They were very strange. We'll leave it at that. All right. This play was arguably top five best plays I've ever seen in my entire life, including adult plays.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my.

[Pat Godwin]

He's a junior in high school. They did Newsies.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

I am not a musicals guy.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

This is at El Segundo High School in la. The set was constantly in motion. They were doing tandem cartwheels across the stage. There was a tap dance number. The male and female lead could, like, solo belting out. It was to the point where the men in the bathroom during the intermission were talking about it like. Like, what are we? It was fantastic. And in la, it was fantastic. Christy. I wish I had more jokes. I was blown away at how good it was. Like, the stage was moving. Like they had buildings for New York City, but they were on wheels. So there are people singing and moving these 15 foot buildings, like, interchange. It was not to be believed.

[Tom Griswold]

So, yeah, that's cool.

[Pat Godwin]

I was like, look at these.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait, what did your son do? Do?

[Pat Godwin]

He was like a. He was one of the guys that. He was a bad guy that wasn't going to give them their newspaper without them paying more money for it. So, you know, he was like, look, you got to pay up, dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, and they were like, we're going on strike, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

So he had a speaking role.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. So I was really, really impressed. It's. Yeah, they've come a long way. And then when I got done, I stood up. And like every man that. Because we're never used to being ready to cry. But it started like, I started welling up because I've seen these kids get so much better.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And like, I stood up to leave and I. Like, when a man thinks he's about to cry, it feels like somebody maced you. You know, like my throat was hot and I couldn't catch my breath. And I was like, are you about. Because I was standing. Everybody leapt to their feet and was clapping and I was like, am I about to cry? Because these kids have worked their butt off. It was really.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Like, in a world where we can always focus on bad stuff. Two Fridays ago, they blew it out, man.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I cry at my niece and nephew's things.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And I can't if, you know, hopefully I have a kid at some point. I. I don't know. I'll be inconsolable.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you're gonna be amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll be a total mess. It's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's time you started, Josh. I'll explain how you do this. Now, what you do is you gotta get rid of your shirts. You know, the ones that are. The bed. That are all crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't just ring them out over.

[Tom Griswold]

No, get a willing.

[Chick McGee]

Willing, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Prefer consensual. It's time now to go back over to the SILAC Insurance news desk. Look, it's Christy Lee without her glasses. That's right. She had the surgery.

[Christy Lee]

I did.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you noticed this, Al?

[Pat Godwin]

I did.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, when she wears glasses, they're fake.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She doesn't need them anymore. Isn't that great?

[Christy Lee]

I just am so used to them that. You know, a Vermont firm has recalled more than 1,700 pounds of Cabot Creamery butter.

[Josh Arnold]

Vermont? What is that, Northeast?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Due to fecal bacteria contamination in the butter.

[Tom Griswold]

I can believe it's not butter.

[Christy Lee]

Agramark issued the recall of 189 cases of Cabot Creamery 8 ounce premium butter.

[Chick McGee]

Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Made with sea salt that was potentially contaminated with a type of bacteria found in fecal matter.

[Chick McGee]

Please tell me something from Last Tango in Paris is coming up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, of course. MUST Co. Said it recovered 99.5% of the potentially contaminated lot before it was sold to consumers. But there are 17 lucky consumers out there with one of the special packages.

[Josh Arnold]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the name of the butter?

[Christy Lee]

Cabot Creamery.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, it's not human feces. We imagine it's.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Animal?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. It doesn't specify.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you Are you that picky? It's okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I would think it would have to be human. Human, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Because otherwise if it was cows, it was like every steak would be condition. What do you think? That never comes in contact.

[Josh Arnold]

Every steak has 20. Is 20ft.

[Pat Godwin]

I wish it was 25.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Be on the lookout.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have holy water and why you shouldn't drink it.

[Chick McGee]

Holy water, Batman.

[Christy Lee]

Several European tourists should have been a.

[Tom Griswold]

Hint when the the butter instead of coming in the traditional it was, it was tapered. Yeah, that should let you know cow's asses wouldn't slam shut.

[Josh Arnold]

A couple of jokes going on.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm very pro butter. I'll have you know. I. I've had that stuff. I. I can't believe it's not butter. I've tasted it. I believe it's not butter. Thank you very much, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, okay. We're going to talk more with Al Jackson. See what's going on in the world right now. I want to mention my buddies at the Silac Insurance Company Company because if you've been following the news at all lately, the sound of the stock market is. No. Okay. That's what's happening. It's very confusing.

[Chick McGee]

Really doesn't like the slide whistle. You know they like.

[Josh Arnold]

I like Tom's sound effect.

[Pat Godwin]

I guarantee you you guys are gonna get one email like enough with the financials.

[Chick McGee]

Would people take me seriously if I set up a website now the market today is going to be. Take everything you've got.

[Josh Arnold]

You and Jim Cramer could have a big clown.

[Tom Griswold]

Sadly in this world there would be people who would watch.

[Chick McGee]

And you've seen the guy, the slide whistle guy. Oh, he's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen the guy that does the financial commercial that has the world's worst toupee? I don't know who he thinks he's kidding. Hey buddy, don't have a. You don't have your health, your hair, jet black Elvis. You're not fooling anybody.

[Pat Godwin]

You gotta stop that. At some point you gotta start to blend it into the copper.

[Josh Arnold]

Shut up.

[Tom Griswold]

Alright, let's get back to the matter at hand. I wanna talk about market volatility. Only to say that this is where an annuity comes in from Silac Insurance. You don't have to worry about the market going up and down. It doesn't matter. You've got everything locked in. See what I'm talking about from the experts, silacins.com. they know what they're talking about. See what an annuity is some restrictions apply. See if you are in fact eligible. It's pretty simple. Silacins.com that's how you find them. S I L A c I n s.com even go to bobandtom.com and we'll walk you through it on how to check out Silac Insurance and find out about having a nice retirement fund. When it's ready, it's ready for you. When you are ready to say, I think I'm going to stop working. So plan on it and live on it with our friends at the Silac Insurance Company. S I l a c I n s.com Coming up, we have Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. And Christy, give me the teaser.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we have. If you want to get married in Vegas and you're a Star wars fan, listen up. We got something special. And we have a woman who celebrated turning 103 with a very special naked.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Naked gift, if you will.

[Chick McGee]

Naked? Naked? What picture?

[Christy Lee]

We'll find out.

[Tom Griswold]

Hand me the ky. And naked at Disneyland.

[Christy Lee]

We have that, too.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like a sex.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bomb and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Just got to get a hold of us. Call fax, mail or email. Get all the contact information you need at bomb and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Bucks from Q95.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lieb. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. I'm Chick McGee and we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio studios. And Tom, our special guest is still here despite the fact you keep insulting him and wanting to leave. Please introduce.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you mean Al Jackson.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

What's up, brother?

[Tom Griswold]

It's good to see you again, Al. We'll talk to Al in just a second.

[Chick McGee]

Okay?

[Tom Griswold]

Got a couple things we have to take care of special.

[Christy Lee]

He's family, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

We have Mr. Pat Godwin over there. He's the man. The guitar. The keyboard.

[Chick McGee]

Really? Now, what's he do with the guitar and the keyboard? Keyboard?

[Josh Arnold]

I mix them together and call it G board.

[Pat Godwin]

Get it?

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the keytar. Is that. Is that fat? Over.

[Josh Arnold]

Big fan of that. You are.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's very fun.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something. If you haven't seen Mr. Bruce Hornsby do a keytar solo, you've not lived.

[Tom Griswold]

The keytar is. It's like a stand up keyboard.

[Christy Lee]

But you wear it like a guitar around.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You wear it around your neck. It's not a stand up keyboard.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, it's not.

[Chick McGee]

It's the exact opposite.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you're standing up playing a keyboard.

[Chick McGee]

Ye.

[Tom Griswold]

But you're. It's around your shoulders and you're walking around.

[Josh Arnold]

Even Steely Dan played the keytar. You're one of your favorite.

[Pat Godwin]

There was a guitar part to the guitar, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. Yeah. It was shaped like a guitar.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no reason for it to exist other than rock stars getting to stand up pretending they're playing guitar when they're a keyboard player.

[Chick McGee]

And I also saw Mr. Bruce Hornsby have an accordion solo. Oh, that rocks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

That's possible. That's not true in small doses. No, it's possible. Little tiny little bit of banjo goes a long way.

[Chick McGee]

But it's, you know, Bruce horns me in the range. There was no range. It was just him playing all the instruments. And then he had to hire people when he went out. It was just him.

[Josh Arnold]

I love his solo stuff. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Playing's great now.

[Chick McGee]

And later on it was Bruce Hornsby the microwave. But go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a radar range joke? It is.

[Christy Lee]

I thought that was very funny.

[Josh Arnold]

So we went from range to microwave.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. He played with the air fryer.

[Chick McGee]

I know how upset you get when we make dated references. It's totally my fault.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a time to check in the SILAC news desk. SILAC Insurance news desk with Christy Lee. What do we got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Several European tourists became ill after drinking holy water that had apparently been heavily contaminated.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's cholera possession.

[Christy Lee]

Three people in Germany, four in the UK fell ill after directly drinking or splashing their faces with water.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

From a well in Ethiopia.

[Chick McGee]

Cholera.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Well is named after St. George. The site is considered a revered holy.

[Tom Griswold]

Site 40ft from toilets by the members.

[Christy Lee]

Of the Ethiopian Orthodox Tawahito Church.

[Tom Griswold]

They're well known.

[Christy Lee]

Two individuals required intensive care. And a bulletin from the European center for Disease Prevention and Control. Noted.

[Chick McGee]

European center for Disease and Control. Can I help you?

[Christy Lee]

It's in an area where there's. They're experiencing a cholera. Cholera outbreak right now.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what we can do is we can save time if we put the septic right next to the well.

[Josh Arnold]

They actually put a rope around it. So there's an actual ring around the cholera.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow, that was good.

[Tom Griswold]

I like see another dated reference, but a good one. Another dated reference he said, is the.

[Josh Arnold]

European center for Disease Control controlled By China like ours is.

[Christy Lee]

Great question. I don't know the answer to that.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You know when they come and take over, you're not going to be on the protected rolls.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I will be fighting tooth and nail.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I wouldn't. I've already talked to my girlfriend about this. Like, if zombies or anything happens, we both decided like, we're not fighting.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm a fighter, man.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I'm not eating baby food for three years as part of the resistance. I've had a great life. I'm out living underground.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna give up.

[Josh Arnold]

What are they doing? Give up?

[Chick McGee]

Al, what are they doing?

[Christy Lee]

I'm with you, Al.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

In the Matrix, right? They you want to come have a steak? Remember this, Joey?

[Josh Arnold]

I remember the temptation, but I'm not. I'm not doing that. That.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you drink holy water?

[Josh Arnold]

No, never. I think that's completely disrespectful.

[Christy Lee]

Holy water.

[Tom Griswold]

You put it through one of those Brita things.

[Chick McGee]

What is the process? They just, they just mumble something over holding the Bible.

[Tom Griswold]

I think this, this should be a good lesson.

[Pat Godwin]

Today the process is no water filtration plants.

[Tom Griswold]

So all these people that got this were Europeans that had flown to Ethiopia to get the whole holy water.

[Chick McGee]

Apparently my father can play dominoes better than you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're on a. They're on a quest to get dysentery. Okay, good for you.

[Chick McGee]

Bang. Holy water.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. More like a holy water.

[Christy Lee]

Woman in England straight from the a.

[Tom Griswold]

Hole of a nearby elephant. Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

A woman in England celebrated her 103rd birthday with a so called butler in the bus.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what I thought you were gonna say, but I heard butt and I was really excited.

[Christy Lee]

Buff. The party for great grandmother Ms. Joan Hardcastle was organized by staff at her old folks home, Larnell bank in Lancaster. Ms. Hardcastle and her friends were first taken to the afternoon tea at the Midland Hotel in a limo.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember Hardcastle and McCormick?

[Chick McGee]

Do I remember it? I have all the episodes saved.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it a good show?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

As an extra special treat, the centenarian was surprised with a butler who served her champagne wearing only pants and a bow tie.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's not naked at all. Come on. That's not what she ordered.

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

This is not right.

[Chick McGee]

At least a letter string or whatever.

[Christy Lee]

A guy would want this hard Castle festivities.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I lick the whipped cream off that ass?

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? You're 103. You sure can, ma'am.

[Christy Lee]

I'm very overwhelmed, but so grateful and it has been a birthday to remember.

[Chick McGee]

Do we think she wanted to make it?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know enough film.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope she wanted it otherwise. What are you doing?

[Pat Godwin]

But I don't think you're that sexy. Remember like the last couple years of Hugh Hefner and they would just wheel him out in that sailor's cap. And I was just looking like, this is what happens when you don't change your dream from a 13 year old. And because now I look in like if I'm on the elevator with like two 16 year old girls, I look at them or 18 and I'm just like, just younger girl, you know, and I'm just like, we are a different species. Like, I couldn't imagine being 80 and she's 20.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, like Bill Belichick. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I just. I don't know. I think the energy would be so weird.

[Christy Lee]

Well, to each his own.

[Tom Griswold]

No?

[Pat Godwin]

I guess so. Ask Grandma.

[Christy Lee]

I think at 103, I'd still look.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Look at the package.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, women can look and not.

[Josh Arnold]

Not necessarily want sex.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is so foreign to us.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I've got a £5 note. You think you'll back up into my face?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, she really likes the ass. She wants to lick whipped cream off of it. She wants to be.

[Chick McGee]

She wants.

[Josh Arnold]

Smothered by it. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Breathe. I can't breathe.

[Tom Griswold]

What's your name over there, mister? Are you familiar with the term gummer?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I wasn't named Mrs. Rusty Trombone five years in a row.

[Chick McGee]

Chili dog, chili dog, chili dog.

[Josh Arnold]

She's waking.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. She's been around the block.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, coming up, more delights. But first, I'll remind you, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Text us us at 888-262-866. One more. Bob and Tom next.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. That's Christy Lee at the Psylocke Insurance news desk. Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold over there at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick closed circuit.

[Josh Arnold]

So thank you for. For the Instagram story.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome.

[Josh Arnold]

The. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. The private Stovepipe. Yeah. I'm Chief McGee and we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. And hello. We have Al Jackson sitting next to The Chickster over there, comedian Al Jackson. And Al is on the road with Frank Caliendo and Patrick Keane. Kansas City. Coming up, Wednesday night, Omaha, Nebraska, Thursday at Funny Bones. And then this weekend, you're gonna be in Rapid City, South Dakota, at the West River Comedy Club. That reminds me. Saturday, April 19th, it's going to be. That's this Saturday. Diamond Joe Casino, Northwood, Iowa. Iowa. It's Willie G. Along with Jeffrey Oskay, Joshua Arnold and Mr. Pat Godwin. It's gonna be a great show at the Diamond Joe Casino coming up this Saturday night.

[Chick McGee]

It sounds like a baby christening with. Given all their names, like Joshua Arnold and Jeffrey Oskay, we are welcoming their new son. Oh, how about that?

[Christy Lee]

His name is Patrick Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

That'd be a hairy boy, wouldn't it, Jeff? Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

How would that. Exactly. How would that take? Who? Which one would be the mom?

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? I'll give the birth.

[Chick McGee]

I think you're a uterus short there, buckaroo.

[Josh Arnold]

But you don't know me.

[Pat Godwin]

Josh is like their ways. You don't want to know.

[Tom Griswold]

Pitocin suppository.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever put a uterus in a man?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

That works.

[Christy Lee]

Worked?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they did. And what is it? Danny DeVito and oh, Junior. Junior.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Schwarzenegger gave birth.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Schwarzenegger had a baby. That was a documentary.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, well, the uterus isn't a freestanding object. It's connected to tubes and stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Sure, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You gotta put all that in.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Mr. Biology Teacher things.

[Chick McGee]

They're doing.

[Pat Godwin]

That inner nerd just stepped from right behind that curtain.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's funny because Tom knows literally nothing about biology.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Really? No, I would think you would love it because it makes so much sense. That's why I love physics, because it's like it's always the same and I kind of like that about it. It's. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I loved biology.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's great. Explain the world.

[Josh Arnold]

I took a lot of that stuff physical.

[Christy Lee]

Did you take anatomy and all that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, in college and stuff. And in high school and I. We go to a morgue and see a body and hold. I held a heart in my hands.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you've held many hearts in your hands.

[Josh Arnold]

You hold my heart in your hands?

[Chick McGee]

For the love of God.

[Pat Godwin]

Did I tell you when I passed out, the first back surgery I saw when I was shadowing a surgeon?

[Josh Arnold]

No, but you passed out.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, but, like, you don't know, I passed out twice in my life. Cause I always thought that something happened to old church ladies.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? Right.

[Pat Godwin]

What? Dude passes out. And I had been following around an internist, and they were like, my friend's a surgeon. You can go see this back. So I'm like, cool. So I go in there. I don't care about blood. I'm fine. They cut this dude's back open and they make you stay awake so you can move your arms up and down almost like you're on a versa climb or something, just so they can see, like, what's working. And I was just looking at this guy's back open, and then I was just like, man, it is hot in here. Like, that's your only thought? You're just like, man, why is it so hot in here? And then I guess one of the nurses saw me do a little dipsy doozy, and she was like, like, let's go on out here. And as soon as we got outside, like, I had to, like, I couldn't even make it to the chair. I just, like, laid against the wall and fell down.

[Josh Arnold]

Passing out is so funny to me because it's your body and your brain going, I can't take it. I have to completely shut down.

[Chick McGee]

And the fascinating part is they. The healthcare professionals can look. Okay, he's going to pass out. I don't know what I'm doing, but.

[Pat Godwin]

He was eyeballing me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of phlebotomy. Phlebotomists know immediately.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Whether or not you're gonna pass, that.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the dirtiest, not dirty word.

[Christy Lee]

Phlebotomist.

[Tom Griswold]

Phlebotomist sounds like some kind of really excessive masturbator. Not. Not someone who takes your blood.

[Chick McGee]

Well, maybe she likes it on the bottom.

[Tom Griswold]

He was arrested for phlebotomizing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, when you put it that way.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a. We have a flavor. I mean, masturbatory. You know what I'm saying?

[Chick McGee]

Plays with himself.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, this involves Disney World, I think. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A man was arrested after he was spotted roaming Disneyland. New Orleans Square naked. Kabc.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry, New Orleans.

[Christy Lee]

KABC reports that staff tried to steer visitors away from the area as the naked man climbed onto one of the buildings, exposing himself to those below.

[Pat Godwin]

Nothing to see here.

[Christy Lee]

He was arrested for trespassing.

[Chick McGee]

They say I was naked in the war Orlands.

[Christy Lee]

And being under the influence of narcotics.

[Tom Griswold]

So he said, he's not in the real New Orleans. He's at Disney World. Oh, Disneyland. Okay, so that's incredibly inappropriate.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, I'm goofy.

[Tom Griswold]

Look, I have no clothes on.

[Pat Godwin]

What if they didn't give him clothes? They just dropped him off on Bourbon Street. It's like you do that here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this is where. Wow. That's not. Not. The kids don't need to see that.

[Christy Lee]

No, it would be great.

[Tom Griswold]

It would be great if some little kid. Look, looked up. Wow, Daddy. It sure is a small world after all.

[Chick McGee]

Now in your scenario, the child is heckling the. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

He's noticing.

[Chick McGee]

Or the smallness of his unit.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be great.

[Chick McGee]

That'd be great.

[Josh Arnold]

I got your matter horn right here, right?

[Chick McGee]

I told you that I saw my. My dad one time. I was making too much noise downstairs and they were up in the room.

[Josh Arnold]

And as a punishment he made you look at his penis.

[Chick McGee]

He yelled at me downstairs and he was, you know, naked. He said, come up here and get your beaten. I was making cloth himself. He did by the time I got up there. But when he was doing the yelling from the top of the stairs. Wait a minute. I'll close my eyes. There it is.

[Josh Arnold]

This is punishment enough. Dad, you don't have to spank me.

[Tom Griswold]

Me?

[Chick McGee]

Seriously, Please.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that's too much information. Speaking of information, we get our information from the Silenc Insurance news desk with Christy Lee. See what I did there?

[Chick McGee]

I love everything about what you just.

[Tom Griswold]

Bad topic. Just segue right out of it.

[Pat Godwin]

I was fascinated by that. It was like the origin story of a fetish.

[Chick McGee]

It like it never happened.

[Christy Lee]

A teacher in Buffalo, New York has been placed on leave after accidentally giving students teachers THC edibles.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my fault.

[Christy Lee]

The teacher claims he thought they were Sour Patch Kids. This incident happened at William Grabbiar's School of Excellence.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds so Buffalo.

[Christy Lee]

Grab yours.

[Chick McGee]

I did hear. Welcome to William Grabby, Buffalo. Josh Allen is God.

[Christy Lee]

Police said the packaging resembled candy but had a small THC label. The teacher claimed he was unaware.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoops. I could see it happening. They need to label those real.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they do.

[Tom Griswold]

It'd be funny if it was like an art class. Kids are really stoned, tracing their hands going, hey man, this looks like a turkey, man. You put like a thingy by the face by your thumb, man.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, man.

[Christy Lee]

One student, 11 year old old Jair Richardson said he was terrified after feeling the effects of the thc. Terrifying.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure what happened, man, but this music from the string cheese incident sounds good.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, there was that story a couple years ago where I guess this bride thought it was going to be funny to spike the food at her wedding.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You guys remember that like years ago we covered that on dbl.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Pat Godwin]

And what people forget, they're like, oh, it's just inedible. But when you don't know you've taken it, you think you're losing your mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Not a good idea. But speaking of weddings, as they say, may the 4th be with you. May 4th, that is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, chick enjoys it.

[Christy Lee]

Star Wars Day.

[Chick McGee]

Star Wars Day. May 4th. May 4th. Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Las Vegas wedding Chapel is now offering special themed ceremonies for Star Wars Day. KSNV reports Little Vegas Chapel offering the Star wars themed wedding packages for fans.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Christy Lee]

Who want to incorporate their favorite movie franchise into their big special.

[Tom Griswold]

I am your father in law.

[Christy Lee]

There are two packages.

[Chick McGee]

You have to.

[Tom Griswold]

If the.

[Chick McGee]

It's the Little Vegas. You have to have little people.

[Christy Lee]

Vegas Chapel Mary.

[Josh Arnold]

One would.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure they have classy things like, you know, Elvis and what was the.

[Pat Godwin]

Star wars strip T show? Because I went to it.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Vegas.

[Christy Lee]

I remember it was called. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

The, the. The Empire strips back.

[Christy Lee]

I think, I think you're right.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

I went to that. Yes. I went with my girl and two family friend. Two couples of friends of ours. It was the sexiest thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh my goodness. Because they, they were allowed to use the official Star wars like outfits.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

So it looked.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, so it, they had the stuff so it didn't look cheesy. And the girls were sexy. Everybody in that joint was like my. We were all around same. It was. Everybody left there like, I'm gonna see you in about 20 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh man. Oh, it was so sexy.

[Christy Lee]

The two wedding packages include Yoda, one for me and Love Star. They include a ceremony officiated not by little people, but Princess Leia or Darth Vader.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you gotta go Darth.

[Christy Lee]

Star wars music and a lightsaber adorned podium. It'll set you back 600 to $860.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's.

[Christy Lee]

That's not bad for a wedding.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure that there are people who dress up Fraction.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want to dress up. Let me see if I can remember my Star Wars. You don't want to dress up as Luke and Princess Leia, right?

[Christy Lee]

No, that'd be brother and sister and that'll be creepy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it turns out eventually, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't know that. You don't know that going in in the beginning. But there are probably people that do.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, Vader is Danish for like is for father. So to me, if you lived. If you were Danish and you were watching Empire Strikes Back. Yeah. We thought you might be Lucas. Didn't keep us in mind.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Darth Father. Yeah. Yeah, we thought maybe. Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember that being like a big reveal in the movie. I was.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently it was.

[Pat Godwin]

I think we were too young to get that.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe so. I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't they blow it? Was that the one where they blew it with the. They were giving the cups away.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that was Star Trek and Spock Lives.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, right. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

He died in one movie and the next one came out and the first glass was Spock Lives.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Whoops. Okay. All right. I guess you could do. I would. You want to do a fun themed wedding? Christie, you've done four of them. Have any of them been themed? Well, I mean, didn't you have dogs at your first one?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I had my dogs at the first bridesmaids.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she wanted to have dogs at our wedding.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gosh, who did?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Andy.

[Josh Arnold]

That should have been the first.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Andy.

[Christy Lee]

Andy did. Our. Andy planned the whole wedding.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm the only one on a leash here.

[Christy Lee]

Got some flowers, Bob, a dress.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Andy, is that a clip on bolo tie?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's an actual news. Don't you worry about it.

[Christy Lee]

It was kind of race themed, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that's. You mean. You mean. You mean automobile race, not like the white race.

[Josh Arnold]

I was going to say. You picked just the one.

[Pat Godwin]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

God.

[Pat Godwin]

Al, I'll show you to your seat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she got a lot of cards.

[Chick McGee]

You can see us on the monitor right here.

[Josh Arnold]

I was going to ask bride or groom, but I don't think either.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, well, well. Thank you very much. It's time to check in with Chick McGee across the way and learn about the Raycon earbuds. The best earbuds ever made.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. So if you want to get married Star wars style in Vegas, you can do it. Is this the same place that does the Elvis stuff?

[Christy Lee]

Little wedding? I don't. I, I don't know the answer to that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's, that's a standard.

[Christy Lee]

Could you have Elvis dressed as Darth Vader? I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that'd be. Oh, that'd be kind of meta. Yeah, as they say.

[Pat Godwin]

Wait, so you don't even go inside to see the Star wars people, they just come through the drive through window?

[Christy Lee]

No, you go inside.

[Pat Godwin]

But do you need a theme on top of it? Isn't the drive through the theme?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, we're not driving through. Did I say drive through or just.

[Pat Godwin]

Like the little chapel? It's kind of. I know it's not drive through, but.

[Christy Lee]

It'S like quick, the quickie food of weddings.

[Pat Godwin]

Like, do you need something on top of that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, that's certainly enough. Now, what's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a dispatcher who uses a 911 to order breakfast, which is probably not a good idea. A guy blaming his Crocs for his crash at a come and go.

[Tom Griswold]

And I believe that.

[Pat Godwin]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't wear sandals or Crocs while you're driving. Got to feel that pedal.

[Christy Lee]

And we all love aaa. We have AAA in an interesting story coming up with a woman fleeing police.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, we'll look forward to all those things. We are in the AAL Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, hey, hey. Hollywood swinging. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee dancing at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Happy tax day to all who celebrate.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. Pay taxes and.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Tom. We got a special guest buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we do. And I want to justify something that I did earlier.

[Christy Lee]

What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

All right, I was mentioning. Well, let me do it this way. Al, do you remember the first record or tape song that you actually paid for as a kid?

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

What was it, Eric?

[Pat Godwin]

Being Rakim Followed the Leader. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's it called?

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you hum that for him?

[Pat Godwin]

Eric B. And Rakim Follow the leader.

[Josh Arnold]

That doesn't spring to mind.

[Pat Godwin]

That was. That was the first. That was the first CD I think I bought was that one. And then I remember. Remember my sister got the Paul Abdul album.

[Josh Arnold]

Which one, please?

[Tom Griswold]

Was it or what was straight up?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, of course.

[Pat Godwin]

Straight up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. That was on there.

[Tom Griswold]

And then Josh is quite the Paula Abdul fan.

[Josh Arnold]

Big fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Cat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Opposites attract, my friend.

[Tom Griswold]

Look.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a catchy song.

[Josh Arnold]

It is, dude. I think she has great songs.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, she's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Cold as ice. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

A cold hearted snake.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Al, earlier today I played this song. Song. Much to the dismay of everyone.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we kind of like it, I think.

[Chick McGee]

No, we don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Speak for me. I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

I have an appreciation.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. This is Papa Umau Mao. Remember this one?

[Chick McGee]

Remember this one?

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Rivington's room. Original version. I. I want to defend myself. In the movie E.T. that song makes an appearance.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it does.

[Josh Arnold]

So how is that defending yourself?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it just shows what a classic it is.

[Pat Godwin]

I would argue ET Isn't a classic.

[Josh Arnold]

You're wrong about the.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I'll tell you why I'm not wrong. Because when was the last time any of you guys watched E.T. i'll wait for you to make up a date. No one ever watches it again because.

[Josh Arnold]

It'S so emotional and so. Right, right, right. It gets you a ton of classics aren't watched all that often.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What?

[Pat Godwin]

Like what?

[Josh Arnold]

They're hard. They're hard watched.

[Chick McGee]

What's the thing of classic cars?

[Josh Arnold]

You don't always see them out and about Sunday mornings. What?

[Pat Godwin]

That's when people bring their classic cars out.

[Tom Griswold]

Cars and to a special place.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

You're not gonna go out on a random Tuesday afternoon and see a bunch of classic cars.

[Pat Godwin]

But you'll never see E.T. anywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't watch E.T. every Sunday.

[Pat Godwin]

No one has.

[Chick McGee]

What's.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't even know the point of it. Like, I don't remember it at all.

[Christy Lee]

A little alien and she finds him.

[Tom Griswold]

What you're saying is I am wrong when I say that Papa Uma was a classic song.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I'm just saying no one will know it from ET because people don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Really know it from the Beach Boys version. No, you.

[Chick McGee]

You're wrong that you think people know what the song is.

[Tom Griswold]

You're.

[Pat Godwin]

I kind of know.

[Chick McGee]

You're awfully wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a classic by the Rivingtons.

[Chick McGee]

But it means.

[Josh Arnold]

It means more to you than it does to most people.

[Tom Griswold]

I was at an event and I met a couple. They had a beautiful young son. They named him Rivington. I said, oh, after the song Papa Umau MAU. And I think they ditched me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They had no idea what he was talking about. Thus arguing against your point, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, just showing that some people are ignorant.

[Pat Godwin]

They probably thought you were speaking in tongues. And they were like, what's going on?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then, of course, the Remingtons, then they did their version. They came out with this one. You probably remember. Well, now everybody's here about the Bird boy.

[Chick McGee]

Another Stinks on Ice.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. And then, of course, the Trash Man.

[Pat Godwin]

That was the base.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. That was the pepper shake.

[Chick McGee]

Are you putting pepper on your eggs over there?

[Tom Griswold]

What are you doing? The Trash man did the more popular version.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that version.

[Tom Griswold]

Love it. Next to A little bit. A little bit of meth.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Next to Freddie Can Canon, the most aggressive vocal ever recorded.

[Tom Griswold]

But those were all hits in their own way.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, they were also dances, Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Surfing Bird. May have been.

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember the.

[Pat Godwin]

There was a bird dance that went with that. I might be totally making that up.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know that.

[Chick McGee]

Here you go, Al.

[Josh Arnold]

What Tom, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh loves.

[Josh Arnold]

I do love it.

[Tom Griswold]

I love it, too.

[Josh Arnold]

I can only imagine I'm dancing in my bedroom to that cassette. Your dad downstairs thinking, my dad sees it, goes into. Goes up to my mom again. Well, I know one wedding we're not going to have to.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because the gay weddings were illegal at that point. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Perhaps you. You could tell Al that you and your three brothers. A wonderful, perfect day would be. You'd go downstairs.

[Josh Arnold]

At the time, it was an unfinished basement. And so there were, like, poles.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And stuff like that. And we would.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm already there in my mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

We would roller skate and play records and just roller skater in the basement.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I love you.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I hold your hands and we spin.

[Pat Godwin]

See, my.

[Josh Arnold]

My dad goes, can I go back to Vietnam, please? My.

[Pat Godwin]

My version of that. And I think I speak for a large contingent of men as well. One of my favorite songs of all time, Britney Spears Toxic. I think it is just the sexiest song.

[Josh Arnold]

Very.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a sexy song. Like, it's still like, you can go dance with your girl. And it's kind of like. It's fun. It's Britney, but, like, I love that song.

[Josh Arnold]

I also like I'm a slave for you.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That might hit you differently. But It's.

[Pat Godwin]

It's again, is the version I heard.

[Tom Griswold]

I feel so.

[Josh Arnold]

That's super sick. Because she had the snake and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she has a snake.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. That was all right. Pat, you remember creepy old Man.

[Josh Arnold]

I do, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the first. The first record, was it a record or a tape?

[Josh Arnold]

I was five.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a single.

[Josh Arnold]

She Loves you by the Beatles, I.

[Chick McGee]

Forget was a revered song right from the start. I had amazing taste.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't like you want to hold your hand. I like she loves you. I thought that was.

[Christy Lee]

At 5 and it warped.

[Josh Arnold]

I had it in the sun, the.

[Tom Griswold]

Sunshine for too long.

[Josh Arnold]

Sheila, you. That's exactly how it sounded. I said, mom, buy me another one.

[Christy Lee]

It was the Archie. Sugar. Sugar. Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Were you. Was that your first?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you were fat.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good song.

[Christy Lee]

I was fat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I was a fat kid. You're. Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

When did Josh go off? Go all Hitler on everybody?

[Josh Arnold]

Hitler.

[Pat Godwin]

I've been on over Young Chris.

[Josh Arnold]

I learned from the best when it comes to.

[Chick McGee]

I do it because you, dad, you showed me how.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go over to the SILAC Insurance news desk with Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

All right. A Georgia man says he called 911 only to hear the dispatcher ordering breakfast from McDonald's.

[Tom Griswold]

How bad's a bleeding, sir?

[Christy Lee]

Dylan Johnson told WTOC he called the emergency line after his wife told him someone was trying to break into their home.

[Chick McGee]

Can I get an extra hash round?

[Christy Lee]

When he was able to get through, the dispatcher appeared to be talking to others and ordering breakfast during the call. In a recording, the dispatcher appears to say.

[Tom Griswold]

Hmm.

[Christy Lee]

McGriddle. I'm sorry, what? Mr. Johnson said whoever had been trying to break in had left by the time police arrived the Hamburglar. But experience left him shocked by the way. Obviously, the dispatcher has been disappointed.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they probably didn't know they had a call.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, something weird.

[Chick McGee]

Did one of the hamburger McDonald characters make this noise?

[Tom Griswold]

Rubble, Rubble, Rubble.

[Chick McGee]

Now, who is that?

[Tom Griswold]

David Bowie.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the Hamburg.

[Pat Godwin]

You didn't see the hamburger burglar a lot, though. You saw a lot of grimace. He definitely was the Diana ross of the McDonald's. Like, he was out front in center. But, like, what were the other ones?

[Josh Arnold]

Birdie.

[Tom Griswold]

Flo.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Birdie. Who's Birdie?

[Christy Lee]

I remember Birdie.

[Josh Arnold]

Birdie was simply a birdie.

[Chick McGee]

Mary McCheese.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember that.

[Chick McGee]

I think that's where they got The Nut Chicken McNuggets from. Was birdie really?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

That was. There were actually actual incredible opposite of anybody laughing that was amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was. I was. I think I didn't know that until just now.

[Chick McGee]

You thought I was?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I had no idea. Well, that'd be. It'd be a really bad idea. What if the kids are thinking they're eating the Big Bird? I'm so sorry. If you're just joining us. Lucky you. We're going to start fresh. Right now, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and proud to be here. And this is the Bob and Tom Show. That's Al Jackson, comedian. Give me a breather here because I had to remind you, Al Jackson's out with Frank Caliento, Patrick Keane, and sometimes Willie G. Willie won't be in the next few because he's got a wedding to go to, but these guys are going to be in Kansas City tomorrow night at the Funny Bone, naming people.

[Josh Arnold]

Who aren't on the bill. Yeah, interesting, interesting.

[Pat Godwin]

You can get much bigger names if you do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Alan, Frank will be at the Omaha. Jerry Seinfeld won't be. There's a destination.

[Chick McGee]

Jim Gaffigan. No, he won't be there either.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

But, no, he can't be there.

[Pat Godwin]

Jay Z scheduled to not be there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he can't.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wait a minute. Tom's making one of his sleight of hand insults. What was that, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, if dicks could talk. I like it when you play along.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Where was I?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Where were you?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I know. Al Jackson, Frank Hellion, Patrick Keane. Let's see. Wednesday, Kansas City at the Funny Bone. Thursday, Omaha at the Funny Bone. Over the weekend, the West River Comedy Club in Rapid City, South Dakota. And then Saturday, April 19, it's these guys, Willie G, Jeff Oskay, Josh Arnold and Pat Godwin at the Diamond Joe Casino, Northwood, Iowa. Do not miss the show. Show. Now it's time to turn that way and go back to Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Have we missed anything?

[Josh Arnold]

Christy Lee's at the news desk. Willie isn't there.

[Christy Lee]

No, he can't be here tonight.

[Pat Godwin]

Neither is Beyonce.

[Christy Lee]

No, Beyonce's not here.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Queen bee.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Paula Abdul, is she in your list of go to's?

[Josh Arnold]

If she was.

[Pat Godwin]

Good question.

[Tom Griswold]

She said she's a small gal, isn't.

[Chick McGee]

She's a dancer.

[Josh Arnold]

My neighbor. My neighbor's mom had the greatest Paula Abdul's hits or whatever on vhs. It was all her videos and I borrowed it and just whacked it. So she was one of the first.

[Chick McGee]

I only wish some of you are lucky. Or watching on YouTube. But the. The hand motion when you sat.

[Tom Griswold]

And the sincerity, the way he sold it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that this is a. Josh. Josh. The truth.

[Pat Godwin]

I do like that he didn't dance around it. He was just like, I'm gonna tell you what happened.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it was like one of the first videos that. That I really enjoyed myself, too.

[Christy Lee]

Well, good for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

She's something.

[Tom Griswold]

Go around the horn and chicken.

[Chick McGee]

Paul Abdul.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Remember, I invented it in the tub.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay, never mind. We'll go to. Back to you, Christy. What have you got?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the water pick. I thought that's what you were going for.

[Josh Arnold]

You got to be careful.

[Chick McGee]

She had an answer. You could hurt yourself with a water pick.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the shower. The one on the shower. Massages. You know, you can change.

[Chick McGee]

The massage settings are like needle.

[Christy Lee]

I have to be very careful.

[Chick McGee]

Got to be careful.

[Josh Arnold]

Otherwise you're in there all day.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, you will injure your clitoris.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

And the handheld's a lot easier to use.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll talk to you, Al, since you're semi reasonable.

[Pat Godwin]

I also want to talk about the handheld because why else would those really exist except for that. Oh, no, I. Stop it.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that handheld things. It's the only way I can get under this armpit because my arm won't go up. No, but that's. That's. That's just me. Now, here, I've worked on your butt, but with those.

[Chick McGee]

In the handheld, in the shower, you.

[Tom Griswold]

Can go back there and do a little.

[Josh Arnold]

I have you.

[Pat Godwin]

You better.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

You better. Now, Al, you stay in a lot of hotels. You're on the road, so. I was recently in a hotel, and I'm not kidding here. This is kind of complicated, but the. I think you guys might have been in the same hotel. The. To turn the shower on, you had to kind of go around this glass wall. Follow me here. So you couldn't put your. It was like four. You couldn't put your arm in and turn the shower on. You had to be in the shower to turn it on.

[Chick McGee]

No, you didn't have to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, you did.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And I can understand why you thought.

[Chick McGee]

You had to, but go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

How did you do it?

[Chick McGee]

I just turned it on and got in the shower.

[Tom Griswold]

It's ice cold.

[Josh Arnold]

So this is the last place we were all together on the.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

The one that had the curtains that went all the way around the room.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Or the glass.

[Tom Griswold]

The glass.

[Josh Arnold]

The Glass was. I remember it being as easy a shower.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you couldn't mind. You had to be in the shower to turn it on so the water.

[Josh Arnold]

Got you before it got warm.

[Pat Godwin]

I gotta be team Tom on this now that I know what we're talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

And you couldn't.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, it was a beautiful shower, but the glass, it was, it wasn't the sliding glass.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Unless you were Dikembe Mutombo. You couldn't reach your arm around and test it.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

So you had to be in the shower to turn it on. And it was going to be ice cold, so I had this. I got you. Or you could get right up in against the wall like this.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I did. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then turn it on so it's going over your shoulder. And then of course, you can feel the, the, the, the light splashing of the freezing cold water till it gets up to temperature. But then, then, and then you can back into it.

[Pat Godwin]

That's how you take a shower when you think you're going to get jumped in prison. Yeah. You're just like, back against the wall. Who wants some double dragon?

[Josh Arnold]

In movies you always see people just go in, stand under it and turn it on.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So you're just miserable the first 45 seconds. Seconds.

[Chick McGee]

That's why acting is so hard. It is acting like it's a hot shower.

[Tom Griswold]

Just saying.

[Chick McGee]

I know. You want to hear the first record I ever bought. That's right. It's a band called Elephant's Memory. And this is Mongoose.

[Josh Arnold]

This is already amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't this from the. Isn't this from the movie Midnight Cowboy or something?

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't think so. It's only like nine minutes. What is this?

[Josh Arnold]

How cool is this?

[Tom Griswold]

What year are we talking?

[Chick McGee]

68, 69 along.

[Josh Arnold]

This is your first album. That's a wild tune.

[Pat Godwin]

It really is.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of pre hip hop a little bit.

[Pat Godwin]

It's like hip hop and funk and.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if we'll get the bongus.

[Tom Griswold]

It's interesting that you like that.

[Josh Arnold]

To me, this is right up Chicks alley.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And I was correct. Elephant's Memory is on the soundtrack to Midnight Cowboy.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding. Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that song called?

[Chick McGee]

Mongoose.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I could just see Chick jumping in a jeep with no top on it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Just like, he's got the sunglasses and the girl next to him was like, kind of feeling them. And then he turns that song on. She's like, oh, it's Going down.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Like, that is a. That. That's a dope song. All a specific kind of guy.

[Josh Arnold]

For the rest.

[Chick McGee]

The rest of the time in the car, she's on my lap. Oh. Facing me. But so I can.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, very interesting. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Safety first.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a good idea. Okay. Very good. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

You paid cash for that? That's sounds so sad. Right now, I want to talk a little bit about Mother's Day.

[Chick McGee]

Hurtful.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm gonna do. I'm gonna try to do it right this time. Stephen Singer, of course. Stephen Singer Jewelers. They've got Mother's Day D. He's been doing it for a long time, and he knows that it's a requirement that you act on Mother's Day and get all those moms in your life. Something nice. He has a limited edition of the 24 karat gold dipped rose this time. It's called the blue Moon, the limited quantity. And I was talking to Stephen about this. We were talking to him not too long ago. And what happens is just before Mother's Day, everybody tries to get in on the actual action. So I'm asking you, the smart people out there, get in the action now, because they're gonna run out. I'm telling you right now. Here's how easy it is. You go to I hate stevensinger.com, look for the 24 karat gold dip blue moon rose for Mother's Day. It'll come in a beautiful box with a nice card. With nice cards stuck.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Telling that mom how much you love her and shipping is free. Have made it all clear.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you have.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, if this mother happens to also be Josh, your lover. Yes. If, in other words, in your case, that would not be happening. But my gosh, no. In the case of many others, that mom out there happens to be their other significant person, partner, mother of your children. Could be. Now, the point here is, then you can. You can do the double whammy by getting the at last bracelet, dangle it from the rose, and have a great weekend with the old in out, as they used to say in the movie.

[Pat Godwin]

What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

That's a very good question.

[Tom Griswold]

That is. That is a wrap. Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

That's also the song that, like, when it's playing in the room, you're like, don't go in Uncle Chip's room right now. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I was making a Clockwork Orange reference. Thank you. Stephen Singer Jewelers. Go to I hate stevensinger.com. you're gonna thank me if you get the bracelet, too.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just telling thank you when you shut up.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, my little droop buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

It's I Hate stevensinger.com and we are about to return to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning, even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'll tell you how to do it.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios with Pat, Christy, Josh, Heather. I'm Chick. We have a special guest, Tom. We're going to tell him about history, aren't we?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we. Guess what we forgot to do today.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Yep. Whoops. Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Whoops indeed.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just. I got. I went down a rabbit hole over here.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

About what I was thinking of you guys were playing some dance music. Music. You know that Paula Abdul dance song.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And I was thinking about dance. There's a certain group of songs where. I'll talk to you, Al. Where they.

[Josh Arnold]

He was laughing at you, too.

[Tom Griswold]

They teach you. They teach you how to do the dance in the song.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I'm talking about, Al.

[Pat Godwin]

Tootsie Ro. To the right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, the most. I think the most obvious example, of course, would be the Electric Slide. The Hokey Pokey.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

To me, this is like a TV show like Gilligan's island that tells you the premise of the show in the song.

[Chick McGee]

What about Cupid Shuffle? Do you know that one?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Chick McGee]

That one tells you exactly what to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

To the left. To the left.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very helpful for me.

[Pat Godwin]

I have a question, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Is the Hokey Pokey a song song?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it is.

[Pat Godwin]

But my gosh, it's not a song like that.

[Tom Griswold]

You enjoy.

[Pat Godwin]

Purple Rain is a song.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? Right.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, it's kind of like remember when you were kids and you would have, like walking down the street three times a week?

[Chick McGee]

I read it.

[Pat Godwin]

Remember those, like, kind of like.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. It's almost chanty.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. But it's not a song. Is the Hokey Pokey, like, would never be played on purpose.

[Josh Arnold]

Enjoyment.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you're kidding. At a wedding. It's fun. A wedding for sure. The macaroni, Raina. But they don't. Do they tell you how to do the macarena? Do you have to figure it out?

[Christy Lee]

You have to know the dance.

[Tom Griswold]

See, I like it when they tell you what to do. That way you don't feel awkward straight out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Prepare to not get laid again tonight.

[Tom Griswold]

Now in the.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

So embarrassing.

[Tom Griswold]

In the twist, does chubby Checker delineate.

[Chick McGee]

The Come on baby, let's do the twist.

[Tom Griswold]

Orders to do it. Does he explain the hip shaking and you have to know.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

So like if a Martian came down.

[Chick McGee]

Come on, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they wouldn't know what to do.

[Pat Godwin]

He had another hit.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's twist again.

[Pat Godwin]

So not really his jaws two of songs.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The twist is going to hit many times. Oh, I'm sorry. We're supposed to be doing today in history. I got to dig up. What day is today? Oh, it's April 15th.

[Christy Lee]

Tax Day.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. How could I forget? All right, do we have the music?

[Chick McGee]

This is the. I. I've lost the history music Time now for today in history. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

A happy birthday to Leonardo da Vinci. I. Oh, wow. Born in 1425, old man. Yeah, yeah. Happy birthday to Seth Rogen. I have not seen it yet, but I've heard his new show. What's it called? The studio.

[Pat Godwin]

The studio.

[Tom Griswold]

It's getting great reviews. And doesn't he have his own line of weed, marijuana related?

[Christy Lee]

I believe so.

[Tom Griswold]

Products and that sort of thing. Happy birthday. Maisie Williams. Game of Thrones.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure she is.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know who she is.

[Chick McGee]

Are you see the hitman? Maybe. I'm not sure which one she is.

[Tom Griswold]

And let's go back in time and talk about events on this date.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

1865, President Lincoln dies.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, he got shot, didn't he? But he came for.

[Tom Griswold]

It took him. It took him a while.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He had just taken his hat off. The guy behind him could have seen six emperor tyrannis just trying to shoot his hat off.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, so I.

[Pat Godwin]

That's your defense.

[Tom Griswold]

1912, the Titanic. The Titanic sinks.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, this is a rough day.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is. A lot of people died there.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just that a lot of them washed up on shore miles away.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they didn't shower that morning because they just wash up on shore.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys probably still buy that iceberg theory, don't you?

[Chick McGee]

The Chinese had something to do with it.

[Josh Arnold]

All know it was the government.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen the new 3D? They. They've. The scientists have now a 3D depiction of the Titanic in its graveyard down there. Amazing, amazing photographs. Here we go. This is a happy day. 1955. Ray Kroc opens the first McDonald's. Who knows where it was?

[Josh Arnold]

It's probably killed more people than the Titanic.

[Christy Lee]

California. Somewhere.

[Pat Godwin]

Illinois?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is it Illinois?

[Pat Godwin]

Is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I was guessing because Wendy's is Ohio. Dublin, Ohio.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Friendly. Ohio.

[Tom Griswold]

Des Plains, Illinois.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that how you say it?

[Chick McGee]

The plane?

[Pat Godwin]

My buddy's from there. I. I asked him once. I forgot how to say it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not the Plains, like.

[Tom Griswold]

Like little. I bet people from there really get tired of that. I know. Where's the plane? We get it a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Deplane. D plane. I do. Chocolate. D. Chocolate. Remember that joke?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Herve Verachez, or whatever the hell his name is. Villager ordering at Dunkin Donuts. I'll have D plane. D plane and chocolate.

[Chick McGee]

It's the way you tell it for a. Like a plain donut, is what you're saying, right?

[Josh Arnold]

He wants. That's how you want to play this? Yeah, that's how we'll play it. Baby.

[Chick McGee]

Sit down. Let's talk.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's do it.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Well, thank you very much now.

[Chick McGee]

For what?

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, Al and Frank and Patrick. Kansas City Funny Bone tomorrow. Then it's Omaha and Rapid City over the weekend. And then the big boys here, that's Diamond Joe Casino with Willie G. Jeff Oskar, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin. Coming up this Saturday night. Night in Northwood, Iowa. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom Show Contest rules, go to bob and tom.comcontest-rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom.

[Chick McGee]

Of the page and see Contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Bravo TV star Lala Kent holds nothing back.

[Christy Lee]

There's been so many times where I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, I apologize that I said that.

[Christy Lee]

But that wasn't meant them for you to hear.

[Tom Griswold]

Feel you there.

[Christy Lee]

How fun would it be to bring in some Bravo liberties and make our own brackets iconic?

[Chick McGee]

All right, I'll take Dorinda, you take Sonia.

[Tom Griswold]

Sonia is who I wish I could be.

[Christy Lee]

You and me both. I cannot be someone in the program. What's PTO Pay time off.

[Tom Griswold]

See, you never had a real job.

[Chick McGee]

Give them Lala.

[Christy Lee]

It is nothing but honesty.

[Chick McGee]

You guys know. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.