Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show – April 17, 2025
Hosts: Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Pat Godwin
Guest: Comedian Dustin Nickerson
Network: Cumulus Podcast Network
Studio: O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios
1. Comedian Paul Gilmartin’s Marijuana Mishap
Timestamp: [01:33] – [04:23]
Comedian Paul Gilmartin shares a hilarious and cautionary tale about his recent experience with marijuana. Paul recounts getting "pretty high" and attempting to perform what he thought was a simple task of retrieving ice cream. However, under the influence, he finds himself in the backseat of his car with "no steering wheel" and humorously "pretends to look for something" to hide his predicament from neighbors.
Notable Quote:
Tom Griswold: “[...] And I look up and there's no steering wheel. I'm in the back seat. What an idiot.” ([02:32])
The situation escalates when Paul's parents surprise him by asking him to procure marijuana for them, leading to an unexpected and comedic interaction where Paul's friend inadvertently smokes alongside his parents. Paul humorously reflects on being "stuck with his parents for the next four hours" and the awkwardness of the situation.
2. Driving Barefoot and Wearing Crocs: Myths Debunked
Timestamp: [05:31] – [09:54]
The hosts delve into common misconceptions about driving barefoot. Pat Godwin references a listener, Bruce from Elkhart, who clarifies that driving barefoot is not illegal in any of the 50 states. The discussion shifts to the practicality and safety of wearing open shoes like Crocs while driving.
Notable Quote:
Josh Arnold: “I think that they do have a system like that. It was like Someness in the, everything’s together.” ([07:16])
Chick McGee introduces a humorous segment on the new Lowe’s Pro rewards program, tying it into the conversation about footwear and driving safety.
The conversation further explores the design and functionality of Crocs, including their sizing system that involves scanning your foot with a picture. The hosts playfully mock the process, suggesting it resembles a “foot fetish thing.”
Notable Quote:
Tom Griswold: “Homo podiatry would be the love of a feat of your same sex.” ([11:05])
3. Fetish Talk: Feet and Podiatry Humor
Timestamp: [09:54] – [17:24]
The show takes a comedic turn into the realm of foot fetishes. The hosts, including Josh Arnold and Chick McGee, discuss the concept of "homo podiatry," humorously defining it as a love for feet of the same sex. The dialogue is filled with wordplay and lighthearted banter about sexual preferences and stereotypes.
Notable Quote:
Pat Godwin: “We need car facts for singles. Women wish there was something called dude facts.” ([24:48])
Pat Godwin introduces a satirical song that humorously outlines exaggerated "facts" about potential dating partners, blending automotive terminology with relationship dynamics.
4. Listener Letters: Fights and Dating Scams
Timestamp: [18:26] – [33:32]
The hosts read and respond to listener-submitted letters, sharing anecdotes and offering comedic advice. One notable letter from Chick McGee describes an altercation at a Christmas party involving a cake mishap, leading to a humorous recount of shoving an intoxicated individual to protect a friend's wife.
Notable Quote:
Tom Griswold: “I shoveed him a little bit and he took about 40 feet to fall down. It was kind of backwards and stuff.” ([27:04])
Another letter discusses the prevalence of deceptive photos on dating websites, prompting a discussion on the integrity of online profiles and the challenges of authentic connections in the digital age.
Notable Quote:
Tom Griswold: “Kitten fishing means people are using old photographs.” ([21:16])
Pat Godwin emphasizes the importance of honesty in dating, humorously suggesting the creation of "dude facts" akin to "car facts" to vet potential partners.
5. Comedy Bits: Strippers and Foot Dexterity
Timestamp: [40:00] – [41:56]
Comedian Dustin Nickerson shares a standout story about a stripper renowned for her exceptional foot dexterity. According to a listener named Randy, she impressively unbuckles belts and handles cigarettes using only her feet, culminating in her awarding Randy a captain’s hat as a token of appreciation.
Notable Quote:
Dustin Nickerson: “She would pull a cigarette out of a pack with her foot, put it in her mouth with her foot, light a lighter with her foot.” ([40:01])
The hosts joke about the practicality and humor of such an unusual skill set, blending observational comedy with exaggerated scenarios.
6. Fyre Festival Update
Timestamp: [85:52] – [90:14]
The hosts provide an update on the infamous Fyre Festival, revealing that the second iteration has been postponed due to ongoing scheduling issues and accusations of theft from organizers. They reflect on the notorious first festival's failure, highlighting the continued skepticism and disappointment surrounding Billy McFarland's attempts to salvage the event.
Notable Quote:
Tom Griswold: “It's going to be like Lollapalooza in the middle of a NASCAR race. It's insane.” ([58:07])
The comedic discussion underscores the chaos and unreliability synonymous with the Fyre Festival brand, with the hosts expressing doubt about its future viability.
7. Influencer's Incident at New Hampshire Hotel
Timestamp: [78:11] – [84:56]
Christy Lee narrates a bizarre incident involving Brazilian influencer Ravina Hanley, who allegedly urinated on a hotel’s air conditioning unit in a Marriott hotel in Keene, New Hampshire. The incident, captured on video and shared on TikTok, has led to criminal mischief charges.
Notable Quote:
Christy Lee: “Ryan Hanley posed for photos at Sierra Nevada Ski Resort wearing only a small bikini, even though the temperature was below 15 degrees Fahrenheit.” ([78:11])
The hosts humorously debate the safety and legality of the act, speculating on potential consequences like electrocution due to the proximity to electrical equipment.
Notable Quote:
Tom Griswold: “Couldn't you conceivably get electrocuted?” ([112:36])
8. Bigfoot Discussion and Other Oddities
Timestamp: [67:00] – [84:56]
In a playful exchange, the hosts touch upon the mythical creature Bigfoot, debating its existence and the humorous difficulty in capturing photographic evidence. This segues into a broader discussion about obscure and humorous news stories, blending skepticism with mock-serious analysis.
Notable Quote:
Tom Griswold: “Bigfoot could be. If you're just thinking about, you know, biodiversity.” ([67:35])
Conclusion
The April 17, 2025, episode of The BOB & TOM Show offers a blend of comedic anecdotes, listener interactions, and humorous takes on bizarre news stories. From marijuana mishaps and foot fetish humor to updates on notorious events like the Fyre Festival and influencer antics, the hosts maintain an engaging and entertaining discourse throughout. Comedian Dustin Nickerson adds to the dynamic with his own set of stories, ensuring a lively and laughter-filled listening experience for both regular and new audiences.
Note: The timestamps referenced correspond to the transcript provided and serve to highlight key moments within each section.