The BOB & TOM Show - April 17, 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show – April 17, 2025

Hosts: Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Pat Godwin
Guest: Comedian Dustin Nickerson
Network: Cumulus Podcast Network
Studio: O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios

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1. Comedian Paul Gilmartin’s Marijuana Mishap

Timestamp: [01:33] – [04:23]

Comedian Paul Gilmartin shares a hilarious and cautionary tale about his recent experience with marijuana. Paul recounts getting "pretty high" and attempting to perform what he thought was a simple task of retrieving ice cream. However, under the influence, he finds himself in the backseat of his car with "no steering wheel" and humorously "pretends to look for something" to hide his predicament from neighbors.

Notable Quote:

Tom Griswold: “[...] And I look up and there's no steering wheel. I'm in the back seat. What an idiot.” ([02:32])

The situation escalates when Paul's parents surprise him by asking him to procure marijuana for them, leading to an unexpected and comedic interaction where Paul's friend inadvertently smokes alongside his parents. Paul humorously reflects on being "stuck with his parents for the next four hours" and the awkwardness of the situation.

2. Driving Barefoot and Wearing Crocs: Myths Debunked

Timestamp: [05:31] – [09:54]

The hosts delve into common misconceptions about driving barefoot. Pat Godwin references a listener, Bruce from Elkhart, who clarifies that driving barefoot is not illegal in any of the 50 states. The discussion shifts to the practicality and safety of wearing open shoes like Crocs while driving.

Notable Quote:

Josh Arnold: “I think that they do have a system like that. It was like Someness in the, everything’s together.” ([07:16])

Chick McGee introduces a humorous segment on the new Lowe’s Pro rewards program, tying it into the conversation about footwear and driving safety.

The conversation further explores the design and functionality of Crocs, including their sizing system that involves scanning your foot with a picture. The hosts playfully mock the process, suggesting it resembles a “foot fetish thing.”

Notable Quote:

Tom Griswold: “Homo podiatry would be the love of a feat of your same sex.” ([11:05])

3. Fetish Talk: Feet and Podiatry Humor

Timestamp: [09:54] – [17:24]

The show takes a comedic turn into the realm of foot fetishes. The hosts, including Josh Arnold and Chick McGee, discuss the concept of "homo podiatry," humorously defining it as a love for feet of the same sex. The dialogue is filled with wordplay and lighthearted banter about sexual preferences and stereotypes.

Notable Quote:

Pat Godwin: “We need car facts for singles. Women wish there was something called dude facts.” ([24:48])

Pat Godwin introduces a satirical song that humorously outlines exaggerated "facts" about potential dating partners, blending automotive terminology with relationship dynamics.

4. Listener Letters: Fights and Dating Scams

Timestamp: [18:26] – [33:32]

The hosts read and respond to listener-submitted letters, sharing anecdotes and offering comedic advice. One notable letter from Chick McGee describes an altercation at a Christmas party involving a cake mishap, leading to a humorous recount of shoving an intoxicated individual to protect a friend's wife.

Notable Quote:

Tom Griswold: “I shoveed him a little bit and he took about 40 feet to fall down. It was kind of backwards and stuff.” ([27:04])

Another letter discusses the prevalence of deceptive photos on dating websites, prompting a discussion on the integrity of online profiles and the challenges of authentic connections in the digital age.

Notable Quote:

Tom Griswold: “Kitten fishing means people are using old photographs.” ([21:16])

Pat Godwin emphasizes the importance of honesty in dating, humorously suggesting the creation of "dude facts" akin to "car facts" to vet potential partners.

5. Comedy Bits: Strippers and Foot Dexterity

Timestamp: [40:00] – [41:56]

Comedian Dustin Nickerson shares a standout story about a stripper renowned for her exceptional foot dexterity. According to a listener named Randy, she impressively unbuckles belts and handles cigarettes using only her feet, culminating in her awarding Randy a captain’s hat as a token of appreciation.

Notable Quote:

Dustin Nickerson: “She would pull a cigarette out of a pack with her foot, put it in her mouth with her foot, light a lighter with her foot.” ([40:01])

The hosts joke about the practicality and humor of such an unusual skill set, blending observational comedy with exaggerated scenarios.

6. Fyre Festival Update

Timestamp: [85:52] – [90:14]

The hosts provide an update on the infamous Fyre Festival, revealing that the second iteration has been postponed due to ongoing scheduling issues and accusations of theft from organizers. They reflect on the notorious first festival's failure, highlighting the continued skepticism and disappointment surrounding Billy McFarland's attempts to salvage the event.

Notable Quote:

Tom Griswold: “It's going to be like Lollapalooza in the middle of a NASCAR race. It's insane.” ([58:07])

The comedic discussion underscores the chaos and unreliability synonymous with the Fyre Festival brand, with the hosts expressing doubt about its future viability.

7. Influencer's Incident at New Hampshire Hotel

Timestamp: [78:11] – [84:56]

Christy Lee narrates a bizarre incident involving Brazilian influencer Ravina Hanley, who allegedly urinated on a hotel’s air conditioning unit in a Marriott hotel in Keene, New Hampshire. The incident, captured on video and shared on TikTok, has led to criminal mischief charges.

Notable Quote:

Christy Lee: “Ryan Hanley posed for photos at Sierra Nevada Ski Resort wearing only a small bikini, even though the temperature was below 15 degrees Fahrenheit.” ([78:11])

The hosts humorously debate the safety and legality of the act, speculating on potential consequences like electrocution due to the proximity to electrical equipment.

Notable Quote:

Tom Griswold: “Couldn't you conceivably get electrocuted?” ([112:36])

8. Bigfoot Discussion and Other Oddities

Timestamp: [67:00] – [84:56]

In a playful exchange, the hosts touch upon the mythical creature Bigfoot, debating its existence and the humorous difficulty in capturing photographic evidence. This segues into a broader discussion about obscure and humorous news stories, blending skepticism with mock-serious analysis.

Notable Quote:

Tom Griswold: “Bigfoot could be. If you're just thinking about, you know, biodiversity.” ([67:35])

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Conclusion

The April 17, 2025, episode of The BOB & TOM Show offers a blend of comedic anecdotes, listener interactions, and humorous takes on bizarre news stories. From marijuana mishaps and foot fetish humor to updates on notorious events like the Fyre Festival and influencer antics, the hosts maintain an engaging and entertaining discourse throughout. Comedian Dustin Nickerson adds to the dynamic with his own set of stories, ensuring a lively and laughter-filled listening experience for both regular and new audiences.

Note: The timestamps referenced correspond to the transcript provided and serve to highlight key moments within each section.

Transcript

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Comedian Paul Gilmartin, last time you were here, you mentioned the fact that you had had a rather unfortunate experience with marijuana involving your. Involving your door and your car. Here's the reason why I really should not smoke pot anymore. Just a couple months ago, I get high. I'm pretty high. I go out to get some, you know, ice cream or something, you know, that you have to have after you smoke pot. And I'm walking to the car and I'm making a list in my head of stuff I might as well get while I'm at the grocery store. I'm very intense into it. And I get in the. And I sit down and I go, okay, I got the list. And I look up and there's no steering wheel. I'm in the back seat. And then I pretend like I'm looking for something in case neighbors see me. Because a lot of people when they look for something in their car, they actually get in and sit upright. What an idiot. What an idiot. Wow. But you have to tell your friends that one. There's no way you can. You can hide that your parents know you with smoke pot. I smoke pot with my parents.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I never told you that? No. Yeah. My parents had been nagging me for years and telling me, what's it like smoking pot? What's it like smoking pot? And finally they came to me and they said it was like they had a little meeting. My dad was like, paul, your mother and I have decided we're going to try marijuana you think you could rustle some up for us? Wow. Okay, Daddy o purchase us several cigarettes, I shall reimburse you. You're gonna write me a check. And put marijuana in the left hand corner. Had a friend of mine brough joint over and I didn't tell him my parents were going to smoke. I thought I'd surprise him. Oh, nice. You know. And he's talking to my mom. That's a Lovely house coat, Mrs. Gil Martin. Do you have the stag?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, that's what I said.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Greg, light up that fatty. You want more money for the pot? What gives? Come on, fire it up.

[Chick McGee]

You hold down for man.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on. It was fun for about two minutes. And then it occurs to me I'm stoned. And now I'm stuck with my parents for the next four hours.

[Christy Lee]

Did they get stoned?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My dad just actually went to bed, and the next morning, my mind was racing all night. And my mom just sat there and asked a zillion questions. My friend is like, come on, let's go. Let's go to a party. I was like, no, you don't get to see your Citizen High and then ditch him. My mom's like, my mouth is dry. Is this normal?

[Chick McGee]

Why am I so dry?

[Tom Griswold]

Give me some juice.

[Chick McGee]

I was like, oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

It's really, really weird looking at your mom and her eyelids are half really weird. It was. The whole thing, though, really was worth it just to see the expression on my friend's face when he. When he took a hit, passed it to my mom and looked back at me.

[Willie Griswold]

It was just.

[Tom Griswold]

It was.

[Willie Griswold]

It was just like.

[Tom Griswold]

He was handing a nun a dildo.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hey, Good. Good morning. Welcome. It's the Bob and Tom Show. The singers will start singing now, the way they sing. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. That is quite the ascot, whatever that is. Looks like festive wrapping paper, doesn't it? A little bit.

[Christy Lee]

It was a gift from a friend of mine.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, a gift, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Little zebra?

[Tom Griswold]

A re. Gift.

[Chick McGee]

Now, when she gave it to you, did you repeat the gift? Oh, it's an ugly scarf. Did you say that?

[Christy Lee]

Please don't say that. It came all the way from Africa.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a beautiful Charles Nelson Riley.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

After he. After he ate peas and vomited.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh. Hey. How are you?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm good, I'm good.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm good.

[Chick McGee]

You? I'm wearing a brown sweater. Maybe that'll. Maybe That'll distract Tom from the. The pea green scarf and get over here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The baby crap brown sweater I'm wearing. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you doing? Great. Over here.

[Chick McGee]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Just getting organized.

[Chick McGee]

Of course. Yes. Yeah. Always getting organized.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Got a lot going on, including semi obscure request. Now, Pat, are we on the same page and what we want you to play here?

[Pat Godwin]

If it's what we discussed earlier, that.

[Tom Griswold]

Would be what it is.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, then, yes, we playing something right now.

[Chick McGee]

So then when you say you discussed it earlier, was it literally moments ago? Because at least.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, five minutes ago.

[Chick McGee]

Five minutes ago. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we first touched on it 20 minutes ago, so you should be on.

[Pat Godwin]

The same 22 minutes ago.

[Tom Griswold]

And we. Then we. Yeah, yeah. Actually, maybe a little more than that because it was before I went on my little adventure.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so you're smart enough to realize it. So you didn't. You know that you and Pat, the way you conduct a business, if you will, it's not normal. You know that, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Artists, we call it poetic license.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, if you think this is poetry, you better go back to school.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't say. Don't say poo. Say poop.

[Tom Griswold]

I insist on that. I know you do. That's a. Now we have a couple of corrections coming up in the show.

[Chick McGee]

We never make mistakes. What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

But we had an interesting story yesterday about a guy. I forget exactly where it was, but he claimed that. And I believed him. He claimed that his. His Crocs got caught in the accelerator when he. And he drove into a store, Right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Come and go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Drove into a common go. Nobody got hurt. No, but I. I think that's legit. That's why you. You got to be careful wearing sandals or Crocs, any of those open shoes, you could. Your, you know, your foot can get. In any event, we also mentioned someone said you can't drive barefoot. You can.

[Chick McGee]

You can. It's legal.

[Christy Lee]

I thought when we were in driver's ed, they said it was illegal.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I had always heard that too. Bruce from Elkhart writes, hey, it's not illegal in any of the 50 states to drive barefoot.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha. Yeah, we were taught. And drivers that just don't do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's not safe.

[Chick McGee]

What about riding in the back of a pickup truck with no seat in the back?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, we used to do it all the time. I know that's probably not legal, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Man, that's exhilarating, though, isn't it? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We did a thing at camp where they put two benches in the back of a fairly large truck.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We would sit there, Right? No seat bells. That would have been a disaster.

[Chick McGee]

I plainly remember standing on the back seat of my mom's car when she was driving down the road.

[Christy Lee]

Or that hump part when you would hold in between the seats. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever happened to the hump?

[Chick McGee]

Riding along.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that the drive shaft?

[Chick McGee]

There's no drive shaft now. It's all magnets.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really? Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Causes forward motion.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Josh, are you aware that there used to be the big hump?

[Josh Arnold]

Of course. Yeah. Yeah. And then. Yeah, and then it was known as bitch. I'm not writing bitch.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not riding bitch.

[Christy Lee]

Sit on the hump sometimes. There were a lot of kids in the back.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, Josh, sitting in the hump sounds like.

[Josh Arnold]

Something you would do on a Wednesday.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like a sex move. You bastard. Oh, I was trying to make you participate.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I work a little harder.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of crocs, last night I had her sitting in the hump. She won't walk right for a week.

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't work at all.

[Josh Arnold]

Humping is sex.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of crocs.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, jerks. You really need to check out. There are. I think we had this story, actually. Cowboy boot crocs.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, we did have that story.

[Josh Arnold]

I tried to buy them. They were sold out immediately.

[Chick McGee]

Complete with spurs. Yes, they are as. This is Cody from Sioux Falls. They are amazing.

[Christy Lee]

I may have to get you those for Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, don't tell us. Give your.

[Chick McGee]

Give.

[Tom Griswold]

Give the money to a charity. I'm not going to wear them.

[Christy Lee]

Just wear them once.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's not going to happen.

[Josh Arnold]

Crocs are great lake shoes and the dog out shoes.

[Christy Lee]

Taking the dog out shoes. Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

You're basically wearing crocs right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Those I'm wearing after ski operation. Ski boots.

[Josh Arnold]

They are sized. They are not the same size as my shoes.

[Chick McGee]

The crocs are bigger, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, yes, they're a lot bigger.

[Josh Arnold]

So I had to take a. You can go. But you can go on their website and take a picture of your foot and it like scans it and tells you what size croc you wear.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Tom Griswold]

And you mentioned.

[Josh Arnold]

I like crocs much better now that I'm wearing the appropriate size.

[Chick McGee]

Can you see women's pictures?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I didn't see.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you take a picture of your foot with a ruler next to it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was like on a piece of paper or something. It was some. There was some kind of scale. Not a Ruler.

[Chick McGee]

But there's an online wardrobe. I think women have it too, where you take a picture of yourself, yourself against a white. A light background, and they tell you what size clothes you wear and they send them to you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think that's what the paper was for. It was for the white background. Because in the. They have the algorithm itself. They know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean. So there's some guy sitting there all day.

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I like this idea though.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, but there's some guy just really getting into it. Kind of a foot fetish thing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I'm playing with himself.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this guy. Some guy named Godwin. Oh, this guy's got his feet or.

[Chick McGee]

I. I've made. No, I was gonna just say I don't. I. I'm a foot fetish. I like a foot. Yeah, I like a foot.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

But I can't imagine liking a guy's foot.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, of course not. Yeah. If you're not. You're not sexually attracted.

[Chick McGee]

But there are guys who like guys feet.

[Christy Lee]

Are there women who like guys feet?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

I finally heard a woman talking about it.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the technical medical term for feet?

[Chick McGee]

Podiatry.

[Tom Griswold]

So. So homo podiatry would be the love of a feat of your same sex.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? For the purposes of this broadcast, yes. Homo podiatry, that's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

Or her gay gentleman who happens to be a badiatrist.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Or lady, for that matter.

[Chick McGee]

You know, there are 1900 men listening right now who are gay and a podiatrist. I'm sure that's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Go for it. Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Check. Check in.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, whatever. You're okay with me. You love who you love. I couldn't care less.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're not wearing Crocs.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, but I'm not wearing Crocs. All right, now, the reason I brought it up is Pat has a song that ties into a different news story involving.

[Josh Arnold]

That's usually how this works.

[Chick McGee]

So what we've done up to this point is absolutely worthless.

[Tom Griswold]

No works establishment.

[Chick McGee]

You don't want to take a break and circle around and start it again?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to hear that. What are we establishing?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to hear you reason your way out of this.

[Tom Griswold]

I am establishing the fact that we like to reference important shows. I'm establishing that sometimes we make mistakes on this show.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have a couple we have to correct. For example, you. You apparently can drive barefoot in every state.

[Josh Arnold]

Not recommended, though.

[Tom Griswold]

The other One is about dating and we're going to talk about it when we come back. About dating and how people lie on the dating websites. We have an addition and some new information about that. But right now, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for your earbuds.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, comedian Dustin Nickerson, Willie G coming in this morning and I'll remind you, Diamond Joe Casino, Northwood, Iowa. This Saturday only, it's Willie G, Patty G, Jeff Oskay and Josh Arnold for a big live comedy show. Lighten up your mental load by having a chuckle or two, possibly four. Willie G, Jeff Oskay, Josh Arnold and Pat Godwin. This Saturday, Diamond Joe Casino, Northwood, Iowa. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, that might be a good. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, hello, hello. Is that me slapping my hands? You don't like that? Hi, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. We might have a song out of Pat this time.

[Pat Godwin]

We might.

[Chick McGee]

I think they've got it nailed down.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Josh Arnold Chickaroni.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Chickaroni comes to us from Sue. She wanted to hear me say that. She said, for whatever reason, she sounds like.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

There would be a treat. Would be a treat from where? Because rice or Rice Aaroni is, of course, the San Francisco tree.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you're right.

[Chick McGee]

The Ohio Treateroni from Columbus, Ohio. The Columbus, Ohio treat.

[Josh Arnold]

Columbus Ohio treat.

[Tom Griswold]

It kind of Francisco treats Columbus. Or it could be that works. Did Beefaroni have a slogan I loved.

[Christy Lee]

Before over the ravioli, by the way?

[Chick McGee]

I have a. No, I've never had Beefaroni.

[Christy Lee]

You've never had Chef Boyardee?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm exactly. I'm with you, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

It was always ravioli, ravioli.

[Tom Griswold]

And we've died in the hill of. Of all the canned things like that. The Chef Boyardee ravioli is wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

Beefaroni's better, I'm telling you.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

I'll have to try it.

[Tom Griswold]

But chickaroni I like.

[Christy Lee]

It's gotta be something with chicken.

[Tom Griswold]

The ladies love the chickaroni.

[Chick McGee]

Like Alfredo sauce for chickaroni.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I like that.

[Chick McGee]

Creamy. Maybe I got something personal.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm working on another batch. Hang on. You ever say that, Tom? You're enjoying yourself. You. Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Another batch, honey?

[Chick McGee]

I'm working on another batch.

[Pat Godwin]

That always works.

[Tom Griswold]

That has never come up for some reason.

[Christy Lee]

Can you think that. Can it just happen? Like if you.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah. Nine times out of 10, that's what guys do. They don't need any other stimulus. They got it all right here. Am I right on this?

[Christy Lee]

What's your recovery?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Their memories are huge.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, mine's. I. I Throw the. It's like, I don't know, 20, 21 minutes.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so you haven't timed it right there.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it called Rare Factory?

[Tom Griswold]

Rare Factory? What?

[Pat Godwin]

That waiting period before. Get a.

[Christy Lee]

Really? I didn't know there was a Rare Factory.

[Pat Godwin]

I think something like that.

[Chick McGee]

You ever had a retrograde?

[Tom Griswold]

I believe it's called episode of a sitcom. It was the technical term. We have more mail here.

[Chick McGee]

We got letters.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I already. I already touched on this one.

[Chick McGee]

Touch Josh, will you?

[Josh Arnold]

I crave your touch.

[Chick McGee]

He seems horny.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not horny. I just need Tom's touch.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we've established the fact that apparently it is legal to drive barefoot in all 50 states.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And also, by the way, in Bedrock. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, of course that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

You're aware of that.

[Chick McGee]

Let's never forget.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you kind of wish that maybe Fred at one point said to the art director of the show, the Flintstones, hey, how about some shoes?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

For God's sake, couldn't we invent sandals?

[Josh Arnold]

Jesus, Adam, red road rash in your toe knuckles.

[Chick McGee]

Did you just say fred said, can we get some sandals? Is that what you said?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I can't with that accent.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, bon, sandals would be nice.

[Chick McGee]

You know, we won't need our feet.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. We have a letter on the other side of this. I'm from Arizona, currently live in Florida. I've worn flip flops my entire life while driving. Manual or automatic? Never had a problem.

[Chick McGee]

No. That's a hard and fast rule for the trickster.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from Sean and Cape Coral. My steel work boots or smooth dress shoes are way more dangerous.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

The boots get caught up because they're big and clunky and dress shoes have a smooth bottom that'll slip off the pedals.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want anything to do with this guy. You know, he shows up to a nice dinner with flip flops.

[Josh Arnold]

This guy sounds like a jack of all trades to me.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care for this guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I wish he'd come by with his metal toed shoes and kick chicken.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want. I don't want to unless.

[Tom Griswold]

Sean, you're invited.

[Chick McGee]

You take one step and touch sand. No flip flops, okay?

[Josh Arnold]

Not even if you live in Arizona.

[Christy Lee]

No, he lives in Cape Coral, Florida.

[Chick McGee]

Wear a shoe.

[Tom Griswold]

All right?

[Josh Arnold]

But this guy, man, he's all work boots, dress shoes and flip flops. So he said he's living a life.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me explain. I'll explain the concept of work to you, chick.

[Chick McGee]

He's probably home.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Flagstaff, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, the story that.

[Chick McGee]

Are you saying I'm lazy?

[Tom Griswold]

This request mentions involves a photography and the dating apps. Yeah, and no big surprise. Apparently 50% of the photographs on dating apps are, shall we say, ironically dated.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. 50, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Remember, the. They're just. People are putting old pictures up. It makes perfect sense.

[Chick McGee]

But I once again want to highlight that Pat does not use any filters on any photos that he takes. You use enhanced.

[Pat Godwin]

It's called enhance button.

[Chick McGee]

Right? Right. Huh.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not a filter.

[Christy Lee]

It's called smooth. That's a filter.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it should be called the enhance some button because you look good, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

Do you crave patch touch?

[Tom Griswold]

Boy?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm real gay this morning.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, this. This article, it has a new term, which. And I. I'm sorry, I doubt it.

[Christy Lee]

What? Kitten fish.

[Tom Griswold]

It says there's something now called kitten fishing. No, there isn't.

[Chick McGee]

Kitten fishing sounds real awful.

[Christy Lee]

It does.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I remember Josh told us a story about the guy that caught all those.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he was literally kidding.

[Chick McGee]

So you hook the kitten.

[Tom Griswold]

Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

Catfish. Like kittens. Kittens.

[Tom Griswold]

Catfishing is a. Is a. There was. There's a whole TV show right now. Yeah, and it's a. Fraudulent posing on the Internet to catch somebody. This article from datingnews.com suggests there's something called kitten fishing. And what it means is people say it like that. Well, that deserves to be. It's like the term influencer. You mean influencer.

[Christy Lee]

It just means they're showing photos of themselves 20 years ago.

[Josh Arnold]

Worse voice on radio than that little.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Josh Arnold with more opinions that are not very well founded or researched.

[Josh Arnold]

Now that's fair. Just don't use that.

[Tom Griswold]

Kitten fishing means people are using old photographs. And of course, my suggestion is that they do it like Lee Oswald with the rifle in the newspaper. So you're standing there with today's paper. But then again, people don't have paper.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So then how do you do it? I suggested perhaps standing in front of a gas pump so you can. So if there's a picture of you, hey, look, the gas was a buck 72 that year.

[Chick McGee]

What is that, 64 stands in front of a gas pump.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I heard him.

[Tom Griswold]

But there has to be a way to contemporize the. To date somehow, the photograph. The larger point here is people are putting in. And Pat, you admit this. You have a song that suggests this. I do?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I wish women came with something like Car Facts. Is she a total wreck or just a little ding? Dan scratched. Can I get a dating history? Is she totally nuts? Well, that's just my speed I need a full report Check her girl facts Are her kids still at home? Is she cool or could she crack? Is she really only 52? Is there an Adam's apple? Are those her real boobs? Does she run a little hot? Why did her marriages fail? Does she spend a lot? Is her ex in jail? She's so pretty. Where's that photo from this year's gala or her senior prom? I wish women came with something like Girl facts Is she a prude in the sack or a nymphomaniac? We need car facts for singles Women wish there was a thing called dude facts Something that tracked him if he cheated behind girls backs does this guy have a real job? Does he have a micro D or a big old knob? Does he really do yoga like his profile said? Does he own his own house? Is he good in bed? Why is he single? Does he drink like a fish? Our favorite bands Motley Crue and Kiss Women wish there was something called dude facts and if he plays guitar get out of there. Facts Car facts for singles make sure that rash isn't herpes Just shingles Car facts for singles if you're on Tinder or Christian Mingle.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

That is so true.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that'd be great.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't that be funny?

[Christy Lee]

It would save a lot of time.

[Tom Griswold]

I think eventually you'll be able to do that. You'll have something on your phone. You scan a photograph and it gives you all the background. Oh. Tells you everything.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how they'll be ever. You can do it now for age.

[Christy Lee]

You can do it now.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I'm sorry. You can look at a photograph. You can. And find out exactly when it was taken.

[Chick McGee]

Taken?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, if it was taken on your phone.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Because a lot of people have been like, hey, I got a flat tire. Here's a photo to look. And then their supervisors click on it. And that flat tire was pulled from the Internet. All the info's there.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very true. Also of dick pics.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it might be.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It'll say, this is actually Lamont Johnson, not Josh, you big dummy. Mitch Hedberg famously said, with reference to using older photographs, technically every picture is a picture of you when you were younger.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, yes.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what I tell the ladies.

[Tom Griswold]

10 minutes younger when that was right. We have more letters over here. Do you want to start?

[Chick McGee]

I got a letter. Dear Chick, last week you were Giving Tom a hard time about getting into a fight over a power outlet at an airport. Thankfully, though, that's changed. And they have many, many, most of them, yeah. Power outlets at airports now. It didn't seem fair that you were picking on Tom like that for what you were saying was an unreasonable situation and Tom got upset. The last time you started a fight, Chick was at a Christmas party. All because your wife at the time got cake on herself. I heard the story from someone attending that party that was going on at the same time and would like to hear your side of the story. Oh, well, I'll tell you the truth. It wasn't my wife at the time. It was a friend of mine's wife who got cake on her from some guy who had snuck into our party and was kind of being drunk and belligerent and spilled cake on the. On a friend of mine.

[Tom Griswold]

His.

[Chick McGee]

His wife. So then I just shoved him and I could tell he was drunk. I shoved him a little bit and he took about 40ft to fall down. It was kind of backwards and stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's fairly chivalrous of you.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I did. I stood up for her and then. But Tom gave the business. They said, don't start any fights because you know what will happen if you start a fight the next day? Somebody will say, you know, Bob and Tom started a fight last night.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's happening in this letter, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick started a fight.

[Chick McGee]

No, it'll say Bob and he. His point was.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, right, right.

[Chick McGee]

Bob or Tom. It won't be one of the lesser characters.

[Pat Godwin]

To watch your T. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Member of Bob and Tom, if you're just joining us.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for joining us. So this is the Babaton program coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. How about a letter? Yes, this is a good one. Love your show.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Writes Rick.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Rick.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love his last name. It'll be okay if I read it right.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

His last name is Hopping.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, this is his season right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Here it comes.

[Tom Griswold]

If only his name was Peter. Yeah, my brother Peter Hopping. If your name was Peter Hopping, people would think you were.

[Christy Lee]

You're fake again, right?

[Chick McGee]

Are you all caught up on Easter egg coloring?

[Tom Griswold]

No, we had a big meeting yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I made my baskets yesterday. Do you hide easter eggs for 20 year olds?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, why not?

[Tom Griswold]

Tradition going. They love it. Put something fun in them, you know, A couple of comments.

[Chick McGee]

Know when they find that you do a shot. When you find an egg oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Love the show. This once again from Rick Hopping, he goes, Edwin McCain has been on your show many times. I always love it when he's there. I went last night to the opening ball game of the Hub City Spartan Burgers in Spartanburg, South Carolina, which I believe great little town, home of the Marshall Tucker Band.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Great band. Get into those first two Marshall Tucker Band albums.

[Chick McGee]

Do yourself a Favor Here in 2025, we're talking about what, something happened last night, and all of a sudden we're in 1977.

[Christy Lee]

What's going on in Spartanburg?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it would be more like 70, 73 or 4. Edwin McCain sang the national anthem before the game. He was great.

[Josh Arnold]

Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Keep up the insanity. Signed, Rick Hopping off the air.

[Christy Lee]

We were talking about. There's a grant. A great episode of Dale Earnhardt Jr's podcast with Edwin that dropped yesterday. I know you hate that term.

[Tom Griswold]

It dropped. No, it was released yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

It was released. It's really interesting and fun and he talks about I'll be. And it's a great, great little.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If you see Dale, tell him hail. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a big Washington football team fan. Yeah. So hard not to say I know the R word when it comes to the Washington Football Club.

[Josh Arnold]

We talked about golden showers yesterday because Ali Breen had a letter regarding them.

[Chick McGee]

She likes it. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

This gentleman writes in, hey, I had a girlfriend from Tokyo. She was totally into it.

[Chick McGee]

And why you. Why are you telling us?

[Josh Arnold]

He says, it's not my thing, but it didn't gross me out either. Josh, be honest. You never had an older Korean woman give you a tinkle? I can honestly say I never had an older Korean woman give me a tinkle.

[Christy Lee]

A tinkle.

[Chick McGee]

I have never had anyone pee on me. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, the. The letter. You gotta set this up.

[Josh Arnold]

The letter yesterday, perfectly fine.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it wasn't. You're inadequate as usual. The.

[Pat Godwin]

What is going on with you?

[Tom Griswold]

The letter.

[Chick McGee]

Walk us through golden showers. What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the lady in question was kind of disturbed that her boyfriend wanted to get into the world of golden showers.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, now everything I said makes sense.

[Chick McGee]

That's crystal clear.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why people are making inquiries as to whether.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I said that when I said Allie had a letter about golden showers, and then I went on with her. Is that guy's letter. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What are the implications?

[Josh Arnold]

I will argue this to the death.

[Chick McGee]

Are you ready? If the situation presents itself, Are you ready to be peed on?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Absolutely not. You have to always Be.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I think Josh wants to be.

[Pat Godwin]

On you right now.

[Chick McGee]

So let's say you're. God forbid something happens and you have to be out there and you have to meet somebody. What if she's like, amazing? Oh, check, check, check, check. And then the last one. Well, I. I like to pee on you. My response would be, as long as we're in the shower. Okay, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry you're out.

[Chick McGee]

You got to think about. About these things. Tom, I.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something?

[Chick McGee]

I hope not any fetish.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll make this easy for you. This is a two for one. You can pee on my grave.

[Chick McGee]

I. I don't think I'd do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you won't be around, so.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's true. But still gonna be. Remember this. And whoever's first. It's going to be a race to the finish line.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess at the grave sites. Graveside ceremony. Excuse me. And Mr. McGee has asked everyone to leave. He'd like a private moment because the.

[Josh Arnold]

Thing is, from the back, it'll look like. Yeah, he's looking down and grieving.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to wonder if that's ever happened. Oh, now someone's going right on top of the casket into the hole.

[Chick McGee]

Now he seems to be shaking with greed.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a hug. Hilarious. Yeah, we had the letter about the lady that her boyfriend was really. I. My suggestion was get a new boyfriend.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

He's. This is. Come on.

[Christy Lee]

Came up out of the blue. Apparently they'd had normal sex. What she called it.

[Tom Griswold]

And then most people would call it that.

[Chick McGee]

I. I think. But you've got it.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't.

[Chick McGee]

You don't know what the future is going to. What. What would be the. Is that the only deal breaker you have is being.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I got it. Are you kidding? I have a hundred deal breakers. Almost. Almost everything is a deal breaker with me.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you let a lover spit in your mouth?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, no.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, they're kissing you.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something. Not only would I let her, I'd encourage you. Oh, everybody get to that point where it's like hot and you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Suck on my tongue.

[Tom Griswold]

Stuff like that.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you're just not being honest.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's it. They try to whip up a hacker, honey. Well, I'm getting.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want a luky. No, no. Nobody wants.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, where was I? Oh, this is a nice letter.

[Christy Lee]

Well, can we come back?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. This is a very short letter.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, all right.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. He's Gone from too much setup to none at all. We'll be back.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm looking to buy fine card stock with the beautiful jewelry I'm buying my sweetie for Valentine's Day. I had mentioned I like, like nice card stock.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, the best place to buy it around here is closing Hallmark Paper source.

[Christy Lee]

Are they?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. I think if you want some cardstock, you gotta go to paper store.

[Pat Godwin]

You gotta go to the source.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure you've never been there.

[Christy Lee]

I have been there, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a place that admires quality and style.

[Chick McGee]

Now I changed my. I'm gonna piss on.

[Tom Griswold]

And I bring it up in the context of this. This portion of the Bob and Tom show is brought to you by our buddy Stephen Singer at Steven Singer Jewelers. Because Mother's Day is just around the corner. And Stephen, of course has something special. That would be the limited edition 24 karat gold dipped blue moon rose for Mother's Day. It's kind of a, kind of an aquamarine blue and it will last forever because it's dipped in 24 karat gold. It starts as a real rose and then drip into the gold and here we go. And then it's got a beautiful, beautiful color to it. And it's a limited edition. In fact, Stephen was saying that last year they sold out of the earlier version. So if you want to get this done, act now. And I mentioned the cardstock because it does come with a beautiful card and a beautiful gift box with that personalized Mother's Day note. It's not a little flimsy post it note. It's a nice quality little just I guess referencing the quality of your love for the various mothers in your life. And of course, the Steven Singer full time guarantee. I always say don't forget about diamonds. Let's just say that mom in question is the mom that's the mother of your kids. You want to get her something nice. You want to have a great weekend. Don't forget a diamond bracelet. Perhaps the at last bracelet. That's a beautiful, beautiful diamond bracelet and a great value that hanging from the rose. I believe the phrase is cha ching, if you know what I'm saying. Josh. It's not a financial reference really.

[Christy Lee]

It's a sexual reference.

[Josh Arnold]

We got things will pay off.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes. It'll be a love fest and you'll want to write me a letter. Very good. I expect several letters after Mother's Day going, yes, Tom, thank you. That worked brilliantly. I expect to be a father again soon. So exclusively it's ati hate stephensinger.com that's where you'll find everything you need. Nothing says I love you like a real authentic Steven Singer 24 karat gold dip rose that lasts forever. Once again, It's I Hate stevensinger.com Coming up, we have more of your letters and we have some delightful stuff in the world of sports today. Oh, yes. And show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Ohtani.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's coming.

[Tom Griswold]

Here he goes. And we have butts in the news.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's all I'm gonna say.

[Chick McGee]

People like butts.

[Tom Griswold]

We have butt news. Okay, good. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and.

[Chick McGee]

Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Chrissy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Comedian Dustin Nickerson will be along later this morning and Willie Griswold is going to stop by. That is the scuttle. Do you like where you stand with the who, Tom? As a band?

[Tom Griswold]

I love the who.

[Chick McGee]

You love the who. I woke up this morning and I didn't know if I dreamed this or this was an actual thing and I found out it is an actual thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this the news story about Zach?

[Chick McGee]

No. Oh, when he got verbally undressed by Roger Daltrey.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he's. He's been fired.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. So on another tricky day. Remember that song? Do you remember the fellow part in another tricky day right at the end. This is no social classes. Just another tricky day for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Here comes fella and I, I started, I was laughing. I go, that can't be really in that song. This is a typical day in Chick McGee's life. So my goal was to wake up and find out if they say fella. And by God they did.

[Tom Griswold]

I love obscure stuff like that. And, but, and, but there, there is who news. The they have apparently fired Zack Starkey, their longtime drummer. Ringo Boy.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no kidding. You think they'll have a stern talking to from Richard Big Daddy?

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently. I don't know. There was some issue at a recent event that they did.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently he's like. Like my ninth cousin or something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Josh Arnold]

My mom's maiden name is Starkey and they're from Britain.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'd be very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, if she looked like Ringo to the. I mean, same nose.

[Chick McGee]

So she's. She's a hat.

[Tom Griswold]

So then you were adopted? No.

[Chick McGee]

But your dad was adopted, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. There you go. Oh, well, there you go, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

You see, though, the problem here is his mother is the one who is related, even though his father was adopted. So now you're suggesting that he's also related to Ringo?

[Chick McGee]

I think he might be.

[Tom Griswold]

Get to work on that. Okay. Where was I? My webbed feet might explain a couple quick things. Well, I'll fart. No, we'll do that later. Let's see.

[Willie Griswold]

This is no social classes, just another tricky day for you.

[Chick McGee]

Here it comes, fella.

[Josh Arnold]

Speaking of feet, do you guys remember me telling you the story of this stripper who became semi famous in the East St. Louis area because she could do everything with her feet and she would. She would unbuckle a guy's belt with her feet.

[Chick McGee]

With her feet.

[Josh Arnold]

She would pull a cigarette out of a pack with her foot, put it in her mouth with her foot, light a lighter with her foot.

[Tom Griswold]

Did she have arms?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

But she was just.

[Chick McGee]

That's. That is a good question.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, because there's. Ever see the movie Freaks?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't. If you haven't seen.

[Christy Lee]

I have not seen.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he doesn't have. He doesn't have arms or legs and he can light a cigarette.

[Tom Griswold]

Horrifying. I'm sorry. Back to you.

[Josh Arnold]

No, yeah. Well, this guy Randy says. I remember her. She was taking off a guy's belt one night and then putting it back on. All with her. Putting it back on?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, this woman needs a Nobel Prize or something.

[Christy Lee]

Wonder how you decide to try to even do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Randy says I decided to show her my toe tricks. I have very dexterous toes, he says. When I. When I got done, she told me how impressive it was and gave me her captain's hat.

[Tom Griswold]

I cherish that, he said.

[Josh Arnold]

He says I still have it to this day.

[Chick McGee]

I think that the love bug is bitten there.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a new.

[Chick McGee]

I still have the captain's hat.

[Josh Arnold]

So not only is this woman strip stripper, she's using her feet for everything.

[Chick McGee]

She's wearing a captain's hat while she's doing it.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, that's magnificent. Thank you, Randy.

[Chick McGee]

So she. Is she topless and bottomless while she's putting the belt on?

[Josh Arnold]

Topless and thong. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

You can get bottomless though. And you can. More money. Big most bang for your buck in any strip club in the world. World.

[Chick McGee]

No. No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

St. Louis ones. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's your contention.

[Josh Arnold]

That's my content.

[Tom Griswold]

Charming. Now, you were discussing the so called golden shower we do have coming up in the news something similar. Yeah. I have a question for those. This is something I've never explored and don't attend to.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, you gotta be ready.

[Tom Griswold]

When you're involved in the golden shower activity, do you wear a shower cap?

[Christy Lee]

Well, if you don't want your hair to get wet.

[Josh Arnold]

That's really. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, ye. I have standards. I wouldn't want my hair to be smelling like yours. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

He's standing on his head. Laying on the bed, standing.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple quick letters here. This is from jj, Double J. You don't have to call me JJ In Texas after making a mistake as a youngster, my dad would say you're gonna be stupid your whole life. That's gets right to the point. From Kermit, Texas.

[Chick McGee]

Hi ho. What's green? It smells like pork. No, never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I bet the people from Kermit are really tired. Kind of. Yeah, that I know. It's Kermit, Texas. Go ahead, talk like a frog.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not easy, is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Now yesterday, I don't know how it happened. I walked in here and you guys were discussing for some reason the following.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's just my continuing effort to be prepared for anything.

[Tom Griswold]

If you did not have toilet paper.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind of bread would you use for the.

[Chick McGee]

To wipe your bottom?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you. Got this from.

[Chick McGee]

You can't use a crusty bread, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Overland Park, Kansas, Aaron writes Asiago bread.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That's got the cheese in it though. That would be.

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Christy Lee]

Asiago. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he was going for the ass joke. Yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not familiar with Asiago.

[Christy Lee]

Asiago. And it's usually a bagel.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want to use a bagel because they got the hole.

[Chick McGee]

I think we all.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, your finger goes right through.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we all agreed yesterday it would be white bread because that'd be the soft.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but it will crumble.

[Chick McGee]

But this morning we realized that it might be brioche.

[Tom Griswold]

Brioche.

[Josh Arnold]

Brioche. That's really denser maybe.

[Chick McGee]

And damp.

[Tom Griswold]

That's gonna run you some cash.

[Chick McGee]

That would get the job done.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd be better off with Cottonelle.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you feel about an English muffin? Because it's sort of two sided.

[Chick McGee]

That's like bringing a knife to a gunfight.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. You are making. It's like the sponge. The green side is rough and the yellow side is smooth.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

That is not a bad point.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

But the bad point is why on earth is this a topic?

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

And I wouldn't toast the English buffing first.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Sharp, sharp little edges.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought of it because I walked into the green room and there for some reason there are two slices of.

[Josh Arnold]

Bread sitting on a. I can tell you what happened.

[Christy Lee]

Josh doesn't know what to do with his bread.

[Josh Arnold]

I was gonna make toast and then I was gonna crush a couple hard boiled eggs on the toast.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I opened up the fridge to get the hard boiled eggs and I saw the leftover bread pudding that Jess Hooker had made.

[Chick McGee]

And I. I believe she made that. Brought it in Monday, decided to eat that.

[Tom Griswold]

That.

[Christy Lee]

It's Thursday.

[Tom Griswold]

So if anybody has a major transaction, your bread is. Your bread is on the shelf. Chocolate.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up in sports, we've got Shohei Ohtani. Sh. You like it? Sh. Ohtani. No, wait a minute. We'll get into it.

[Josh Arnold]

Say youy, say Me by Lionel.

[Tom Griswold]

We could not do this ever again. Okay. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob.

[Chick McGee]

And Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Eczema isn't always obvious, but it's real.

[Willie Griswold]

And so is the relief from EBGLIS.

[Tom Griswold]

After an initial dosing phase of 16 weeks, about 4 in 10 people taking EVGLIS achieved itch relief and clear or almost clear skin. And most of those people maintain skin that's still more clear at one year with monthly dosing. EVGLIS Lebricizumab LBKZ a 250mg per 2ml injection is a prescription medicine used to treat adults and children 12 years of age and older who weigh at least 88 pounds or 40 kilograms with moderate to severe eczema, also called atopic dermatitis that is not well controlled, controlled with prescription therapies used on the skin or topicals or who cannot use topical therapies Ebglis can be used with or without topical corticosteroids. Don't use if you're allergic to Ebglis. Allergic reactions can occur that can be severe. Eye problems can occur. Tell your doctor if you have new or worsening eye problems. You should not receive a live vaccine.

[Chick McGee]

When treated with Epglis.

[Tom Griswold]

Before starting Epglis, tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection searching for real relief. Ask your doctor about ebgliss and visit epgliss.lilly.com or call 1-800-LilyRx or 1-800-545-597.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they're aware. Good morning. Welcome to the Bob and Tom Show. Chrissy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Josh Arnold, the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair, Chickaroni. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

And look at that. There's Willie Griswold. He joins us. There's Tom. This has been Chick McGee speaking. You love that. I know you do.

[Tom Griswold]

I do love that. Thank you very much. You were talking about the great band the who.

[Chick McGee]

I was. Because I thought. I dream. I thought I dreamt this lyric. This is no social classes, Just another tricky day to follow you. This part right here. Fella. I thought there's no way they say fella, and by God they do.

[Tom Griswold]

I love throwaway stuff in songs like where the Doors go, Stronger Than Dirt, you know, some crazy little stuff thrown in. Now, in your. In your. The.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The Chick McGee hall of Fame list of bands. Where do the. The who fall? Who's on first?

[Chick McGee]

Man, do you. Do you really even need me for.

[Pat Godwin]

This bit at all?

[Chick McGee]

I like to.

[Josh Arnold]

Historically, that is a two man bit.

[Chick McGee]

I know. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because for a second.

[Chick McGee]

It's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He thought I really wanted to know that.

[Josh Arnold]

We all did. And I was like, oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Conversation.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

You broke our.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I woke up.

[Dustin Nickerson]

I got coffee. That joke made me tired again, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm top five for me. How about you guys?

[Chick McGee]

I wouldn't go that far, but, yeah, that. Who's next is. I. I told you the first time I heard that album, I was just a little baby dj. And I wasn't. I was in, like, mainstream, like, pop is what I wasn't. An album.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

And I thought that was the greatest hits album.

[Josh Arnold]

It sure feels like.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good. That's a good one.

[Chick McGee]

Every. Every song, man.

[Dustin Nickerson]

It almost sounds like. And I know. It's just. It doesn't sound like it. People are gonna get mad on The Internet. It sounds almost like disco in the beginning, just because of that synth and that weird guitar. Just for half a second, a little disco adjacent.

[Josh Arnold]

I know what you're saying.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Dustin Nickerson]

And then by the end, it's straight rock and roll. Just that. That first two bars.

[Tom Griswold]

Which album is this from?

[Chick McGee]

It's Hard, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that Kenny Jones?

[Chick McGee]

I think it is, Kenny.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. In any event, we got into a discussion off the air about hats on Face Dances, which is. Oh, it is. Okay. Thank you, Christy. Willie has a hat on. And Josh, I didn't understand this. Can you explain the band thing? What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. Hats sometimes have a band where the bill meets the main body of the hat.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Little rope, little string, little twine.

[Christy Lee]

I always thought they were like sailor hats or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

You would often see them on, like, any kind of nautically themed.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a new thing. It's old.

[Chick McGee]

A captain.

[Tom Griswold]

But you're saying it's making a comeback. Willie, I.

[Dustin Nickerson]

So I don't even really care about the rope. I'm just saying that I like this hat. The style. It fits my head. I got a big head and it fits good. But Josh is worried about the string element of it.

[Josh Arnold]

My bro, my older brother and I were talking about this the other day when we were growing up, that rope was a sign of a cheap, crappy hat or something kind of cheesy or touristy.

[Dustin Nickerson]

It was probably there to cover the bad stitching.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And so we never wanted to be seen wearing any hat that had that on it. And now it's popular with. With the kids, and we have. We have to rewire our brains.

[Tom Griswold]

But also, that has a. It's like a compromise. It's not the flat brim thing. It's kind of curved. Yeah.

[Dustin Nickerson]

It's locked in.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's how it comes. Okay. Is the flat thing going away now?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't think that'll ever go away, per se, because that went away.

[Tom Griswold]

For a long time.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you can bend it your own, you know, you can make it your own.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a pretty. I have a pretty severe curve in my head, similar to Tom's.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, this hat, by the way, if you're wondering, this is what happens when you put a hat in the washer, you always do.

[Josh Arnold]

You have a frayed end of the.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I put it in the.

[Pat Godwin]

You can buy hats that look come like that.

[Dustin Nickerson]

You can sell that to a girl in LA for $80. Someone in Brooklyn would buy that for 100 bucks at a thrift shop.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I put my Hats. And I wash them all the time in the washing machine. I found out I used to do them in the dishwasher. But you can't put them in the dryer.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Which someone else did to this hat.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I got you.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Why'd you put them in the dishwasher before you put them in?

[Christy Lee]

I used to have a.

[Chick McGee]

They had a rack, a classic rack that would shape the hat.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, it's. Yeah. Now the other, the aspect of this that's interesting is Mr. Pat Godwin is here with us.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

You cannot wear any store bought hat. Is that correct?

[Pat Godwin]

Not really. I have a big fat head. It's been pointed out to me many times. I was outdoors at a like a band event watching this band play and a lady approached me and says, she's said sir, I can help you. I can tell that your cap doesn't fit your head. I work for. She handed me a card. Big fathead.com.

[Chick McGee]

We can specialize in larger.

[Pat Godwin]

Specialize in large hats.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe we should make a. Maybe a cap in honor of your new album. Oh, a hotel pool. Yeah, we could do a hotel pool line of hats.

[Pat Godwin]

They'd have to be huge.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, not all of them. I mean we.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, just the one for me.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know your, you know your hat size?

[Pat Godwin]

No, but it's.

[Dustin Nickerson]

He's a nine.

[Chick McGee]

A nine.

[Pat Godwin]

I wouldn't doubt it.

[Chick McGee]

Seven and three, eight right here. Thank you. Maybe seven and a quarter. Actually now that you think about it.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe we can make a big inner tube hat for hotel pool.

[Pat Godwin]

That would be attractive.

[Christy Lee]

That would fit.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's a photo shoot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're the. The boy he. I know you can't keep lays off right now, but that's going to be Woo the panty dropper.

[Pat Godwin]

The only way to survive that in the pool is to do a headstand though.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes. I see. Well, let's move forward here. We have. Oh, I got to see real quick. Willie along with Pat and Josh and Jeff Oskay. Diamond Joe Casino, Northwood, Iowa this Saturday night. Only ticket info is at bob and tom.com and now we turn to Chick McGee at the sports desk. What's happening?

[Chick McGee]

NBA action last night to play in games. Klay Thompson scored 16 of his 23 and Mavericks dominant second quarter and they beat Sacramento. They could not light the beam last night it was Dallas 120. Sacramento 106. One year to the day, Clay Thompson missed all 10 shots in his final game for Golden State at the play in loss in Sacramento Clay fueled the win last night with four three pointers in Dallas's 44. Second quarter. 44 point second quarter. And Tyler Herro went from raising eyebrows with a shot he missed turning heads. One week later, he had hero. Had 38 points. The Heat pound the Bulls in Chicago last night, 109 to 90.

[Dustin Nickerson]

It was insane.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They could not. He could not miss Major League baseball. That brings us to Shohei. Oh, honey.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

I was hearing this in the green room.

[Tom Griswold]

I really liked it.

[Dustin Nickerson]

I didn't think they were giving you enough credit when I was in there.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. There's a fan.

[Dustin Nickerson]

I don't get it. I don't necessarily. I don't know the song.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's.

[Dustin Nickerson]

I don't know why you're singing Choi over the song, but I love the vibe.

[Christy Lee]

I love say you, say me. You've never heard.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Sh. Had a lead off home run. Like his 17th time he's had a lead off home run. He's amazing. And then Freddie Freeman, Fast Freddie Freeman hit a home run. Anyway. Anyway, Dodgers beat Colorado last night, 8, 7. And they've only lost twice. So 160 and 2 is still on the table. Remember, we started off with them like nine zero, right. And I made the prediction, 162. And okay, we lost a couple, but it's still out there, guys. All right. And it's been announced that Rob Gronkowski has been named the grand marshal for what they call the Snake Pit at the Indianapolis 500.

[Christy Lee]

That is a great fit.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Perfect pair, like peanut butter and jelly.

[Chick McGee]

Perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

That's awesome. Good idea.

[Chick McGee]

Gronk said this is one of the coolest combinations of sports and music and partying out there. It's the ultimate venue. I'm ready to get the party started.

[Tom Griswold]

We should explain this is the infield and they've got a big stage and.

[Christy Lee]

Yep, during the race, they.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is all.

[Josh Arnold]

It's almost an EDM concert.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's not really me. It's not really me.

[Dustin Nickerson]

It's like Lollapalooza in the middle of a NASCAR car race. It's insane. And I know it's Indy car, not nascar.

[Josh Arnold]

We know.

[Dustin Nickerson]

It's just an analogy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm ready to get the party started, celebrate the biggest race in the world. Gronk said.

[Dustin Nickerson]

I will say, as a Colts fan, he's a Pats guy. I do hate him. There's a deep part of me inside. And I do think maybe someone might have a bad Molly trip and try to attack him, but hopefully everything's okay.

[Chick McGee]

So if you're doing drug.

[Christy Lee]

He's coming into Colts country is where.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Just deep in my subconscious for some reason I don't like him, but I do. He's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they do tattooing in there?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that. Didn't we decide that that was illegal?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think you can do that.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think I do. But my follow up question, why don't they.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Yeah, I got a COUSIN Joe, she's 20, she gave me a tattoo in a hotel room. She'll do it to anybody.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been to events where they've had tattoos there. But there must be some licensing.

[Tom Griswold]

There has to be because we were. Willie, we were talking about this before, before your time when you'd walk into a concert at one of the great. There's so many great outdoor venues now, now all over the country. But there was a time, MTV era esque when as you're walking in there would be bungee jumping and I haven't seen that in the last 15 plus years.

[Christy Lee]

So yeah, I don't think that's around.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean if they were doing. I think that'd be a really smart thing to do. Tattoos at a. Although I guess you'd want whoever it was. How can you do a decent tattoo in less than an hour?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I mean it's all depends on what you want. But yeah. Yeah, I would imagine something commemorating the event.

[Christy Lee]

Probably you could just put like a 500. That would be easy.

[Tom Griswold]

A grock good. Like a nice checkered flag and his massive bicep.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't know if he. I don't think he has any tattoos. I don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

Well then this is. Let's just start.

[Dustin Nickerson]

I googled him shirtless yesterday. No tattoos.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh nice.

[Christy Lee]

He's a good looking man.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now I want to talk about the revolution. You know that old phrase, the revolution will not be televised? Well, it's going to be on the radio because it's happening right here. Thank you, Christy. Little Gil Scott here in reference Google that the revolution will not be televised, but the coffee revolution will be radio broadcast. Thank you. I'm talking about the Java house revolution in coffee.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Drinking this stuff all weekend, Columbus to Chicago, overnight Java House pods in the car. It was delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

It's awesome. And the pods, you don't have to have a machine. You don't. They look kind of like a Keurig kind cup but it isn't one. It's slightly bigger. Right. But these things, it's Called up, heal and pour. In my hand is the cold brew Colombian medium roast. And I'll admit, I have not had this one. I am currently drinking the black tea. Now, the way it works is you take this baby, you peel off the top, and you pour it in your glass or cup and add the appropriate temperature water and avoila or Abracadabra, whatever you want to say. It's ready to go.

[Josh Arnold]

Gonna reach out and grab. Grab you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very good. That's the older Abracadabra song, not the When.

[Chick McGee]

That was a good song.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a new one.

[Chick McGee]

Jet airliner. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead. Steve Miller. One of the nicest guys. Java House is where you find this stuff, and the Java House can deliver it to your house or to your office.

[Chick McGee]

That's the key right there, man. Office lunch. Oh, a big java house party. Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, a java house party.

[Chick McGee]

House part, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Could we host a job? A house party? Oh, I could. I could get one of those wigs that goes straight up, like in a big eraser, like the guys in House Party.

[Dustin Nickerson]

For my house parties. If we have a house party, you should be asleep.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good point.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I. I was awakened by my. My friends, the police.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll get you a Java House hydration drink and then a Java House energy drink. You're staying up. Java house party.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Hey, none of this is stuff they want us to talk about, but let's go for it.

[Josh Arnold]

Just mentioned the hydration drinks and the energy drinks.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Kind of fun, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, very good. It's Java House.

[Josh Arnold]

Tired of you questioning me.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, why don't you get back to your. Your. Your faux literary posturing, and I'll move forward here. Bob and Tom present Java House. The coffee, the hydration, et cetera, et cetera. I mentioned Bob and Tom because, a, this is our show, and B, that's the code to get 25% knocked off your order. We're getting love letters already. You can have a Java House at your house and a Java House party at your place. Also, like I said, it's revolutionizing office coffee. You don't need a Keurig machine that's collecting germs and poisoning your staff. Get the details. Java House, the official coffee, and Java House, the official refreshments of the Bob and Tom show. Josh has given me the look. I know. The best thing they have is the hot chocolate.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's the best hot chocolate I've.

[Chick McGee]

Ever had, and that covers a lot of territory.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes, your tongue has. He knows Much, much hot chocolate. Should I start bringing in marshmallows so.

[Josh Arnold]

You can have a Santa's share of hot Coke?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very good. Thank you very much. Well, that was a disaster. Let's try to get back on track when we come back. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Don't miss your chance to spring into deals at Lowe's. Right now, get a free 60 volt Toro battery when you purchase a select 60 volt Toro electric MOT mower.

[Chick McGee]

Plus buy three 19.3 ounce vegetable and.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Willie Griswold.

[Josh Arnold]

Good morning.

[Chick McGee]

We're all. We're all here with our shining faces. And there's Josh Arnold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, chickster.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get parts service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. Josh, I have a question for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Based on this letter from Eric.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday morning I was doing the dishes when Josh said lots of.

[Chick McGee]

He sounds a little whipped.

[Tom Griswold]

I do the dishes every.

[Josh Arnold]

Could be a single man and he.

[Christy Lee]

Does the dishes every night.

[Tom Griswold]

I enjoy doing the dishes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Did you hear that? I do the dishes every night.

[Tom Griswold]

Andy, have you. Andy, have you met Willie?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think I have. Andy, Christie's husband. Yeah.

[Dustin Nickerson]

I love everything about this.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that.

[Dustin Nickerson]

It's slow and kind of sexy, you know?

[Chick McGee]

I call her. No, I call her.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Oh, he's defeated.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I call her.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you. What do you call Christy?

[Chick McGee]

I call her CNN.

[Tom Griswold]

Why is that?

[Chick McGee]

Because she's talking 24 hours a day.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a bolo tie?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I can tighten it up at anything. Okay. Okay. It'll hold my way.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Back to bar letter here. I'm sorry, Andy. Eric writes, yesterday morning I was doing the dishes when Josh said, quote, lots of wieners out there. I lost my. I laughed so hard, I. I barely caught my breath before I. I fell face first into the sink water. Oh, no. What was the context?

[Chick McGee]

Laughing too hard.

[Josh Arnold]

Lots of wieners.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't Remember?

[Christy Lee]

I don't either.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Like mean guys, maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

Were you talking about. It was definitely about the peni.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Yeah, just a loose one out there in the wild.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember that. I don't remember, unfortunately.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, then. Eric concludes by saying, I can't wait to see the boys at Diamond Joe's, Northwoods, Iowa, Saturday night. What he's talking about is the Diamond Joe Casino, Northwood, Iowa, Iowa, special show, one time only. Willie Griswold, Jeff Oscar, Josh Arnold and Pat Godwin. It's going to be a killer show. Get your tickets right now at Bob and tom dot com. What's the. What is the phrase? Don't be cool. What is it again? Be cool or be square. So you help me here.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Just give me a break.

[Chick McGee]

Cool or be square.

[Josh Arnold]

Be there or be square.

[Tom Griswold]

That would. That would be much better.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what it is. It's been around for years.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, by the way, speaking of hot dogs, do you remember yesterday, not this morning when Josh got really mad, but yesterday when Josh got really mad about the Braves reporter who tried to pick up the women when they went down to him for the live report?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I was mad at people's reactions to it.

[Chick McGee]

That guy's name is Wiley Ballard. And right after he started talking, by the way, he got their phone numbers because the play by play guys were going, let's go out to Wiley in center field and why don't you see if you can get their phone numbers? And he took his phone out and gave it to one of the girls. And he said, they want me to get your phone number. And the girl goes, oh, they want you to get my phone number. So she gave it. He. He got the number. Happy ending. But then later, evidently, there was the world's largest hot dog teeter totter. And then there's Wiley on the right side. As you're looking at it, he's. He's riding the wie.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a giant teeter totter that looks like a huge wiener.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What brand is that?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Schneider's.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is that the dog?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

That is a restaurant or a beer or what that is.

[Tom Griswold]

That should be at every stadium. Hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, you and I should do that. That looks. It would bring us closer together.

[Dustin Nickerson]

It really looks like fun with all the playground equipment. Make a carousel, it's a pizza, everything kind of can be in uniform.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that'd be all right.

[Tom Griswold]

These are all. These are all very good ideas. I like it. Very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Snyder's hot dogs have been around since 1890.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I've been around a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a regional?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they look good.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a regional company?

[Christy Lee]

Made in Canada, it says here. Is that what you found?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, I didn't go that deep.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Well, let's move forward here in the world of sports. What else is happening?

[Chick McGee]

One more here we got Art Weston and John Josh, quite the angler. He loves to fish. Just back from a fishing contest. Were you caught. How big was that fish? Three pounder.

[Josh Arnold]

A five pounder? Five pounds even.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Art Weston caught the largest fresh water fish on Ultralight tackle in IGFA history. That's a licensing body. He said his goal was to try to catch 110 pound alligator gar. Have you seen these prehistoric dinosaur looking, hideous creatures? When the gar struck, Weston said the initial roll didn't immediately reveal the record breaking size, but it ended up being 287 pounds of fish. And I believe we have the picture of it. If we could go to the video screen.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a monster.

[Chick McGee]

Once safely ashore, the giant gar was quickly weighed, measured and photographed before released back into Lake Livingston. Livingston?

[Tom Griswold]

Where's. Where is Lake Livingston? Where is Montana?

[Dustin Nickerson]

Oh my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

There he is. That is far bigger than Christie gator fish.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like kind of like an alligator that they've kind of shaved down.

[Chick McGee]

That is.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that, 7ft long?

[Chick McGee]

That's at least 6ft long.

[Dustin Nickerson]

287. That's how much I weighed when I started working here. June 2020. 287.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Dustin Nickerson]

Had a little coveted belly. Yeah, you bet.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Wow, that is.

[Christy Lee]

Imagine hauling that in.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, how do they rate the or grade the line that he used?

[Chick McGee]

It was a two pound test. It was ulta that entered into how he caught it. No one can believe how he caught it.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

That's pretty light.

[Christy Lee]

What does that mean? Two pound test. That means that a fish over two pounds would break your line.

[Josh Arnold]

Not really. Yeah, I don't quite totally get the equation, but. No, no, it's obviously the higher tests.

[Chick McGee]

It's like alcohol beverage volume. It's. You double it and that's how the biggest fish.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

The last or the lightest test I would use is. Is eight pound maybe. And that's for bass, not a, not a 280 pound guard.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's very skilled that he can bring it in without breaking the line.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think so. I don't know. Know what, how that works.

[Tom Griswold]

Does that fish have big chompers oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how gars I know have teeth. Why didn't he bite the line in half?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Maybe, maybe I just.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they don't think to do that because I've caught a gar before. They don't. But it was not much small and it wasn't an alligator gar.

[Chick McGee]

It was just unbelievable looking thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

And you still say with this evidence, that's the alligator gar.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

You saw it. You still contend there's no such thing as Bigfoot?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Dustin Nickerson]

A lot of wonders in this world.

[Chick McGee]

That it could be out there and you just haven't seen one.

[Tom Griswold]

99 of humanity carries around a phone and yet every picture we have kind of fuzzy just saying looks like Uncle Clarence in a gorilla suit.

[Chick McGee]

I think it could be out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Bigfoot could be. If you're just joining us, welcome back to the Bob and Tom program. Wait a minute. If you're just joining us, this is the Bob and Tom program and we'll welcome back the people that were already listening. We are, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and we're checking Sporting scene with.

[Chick McGee]

Actually, we're checking out of the sporting Scene.

[Willie Griswold]

See you later.

[Tom Griswold]

Did I fail to give you the world record today?

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, I do not have it over here. And if I do, I might have ignored it all together. I'm not sure.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a really bad one.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, what is it?

[Chick McGee]

Give us the thumbnail.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you do. Australian lady has broken the Guinness world record for the largest collection of Minions.

[Chick McGee]

Josh really loves these guys. They are so fun.

[Dustin Nickerson]

I love the Minions. I'm just from the Minions movies.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that was funny.

[Chick McGee]

That's a joke.

[Dustin Nickerson]

In the Minion Banana, Papaya play the hits, fellas. Bob Stewart. I love you guys, man.

[Chick McGee]

Papaya, banana.

[Tom Griswold]

I love the original Despicable Me movie, man.

[Josh Arnold]

I like Rue. He's funny.

[Chick McGee]

He should have stopped there with one.

[Tom Griswold]

The artwork is great. I love this. In any event, M. Liesel Benneke.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe it's pronounced loser.

[Tom Griswold]

Her obsession with the Minions began with the first film in 2010 when she took her daughters to see Despicable Me, the movie. Interesting that this. She. She has, by the way, 1035 Minions clothing, posters, figurines, even a tattoo.

[Chick McGee]

So is she counting 1039? Is it figurines or clothing or everything?

[Tom Griswold]

All of the. I'm reading this article. Interesting enough, it mentions her daughters. No mention of a husband. Yeah, not a surprise.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he offed himself weeks ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I Mean, I'm just gonna walk out into the outback. Why are you naked?

[Tom Griswold]

And why are you.

[Josh Arnold]

And drenched in peanut butter? Animal blood.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

More women than men collect things.

[Josh Arnold]

Not necessarily.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

That's a tough call.

[Dustin Nickerson]

I don't think men collect things as much as they just have stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Dustin Nickerson]

I think that women are like. Well, I'm a prop. I don't know, because there's a lot of, like, nerdy shoe guys and baseball guys.

[Christy Lee]

That's true. Yeah. We had the brick guy. Remember that guy collected bricks?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He had.

[Tom Griswold]

We had two of them.

[Josh Arnold]

Basement full of bricks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the guy who was painting the ball with. It started out as a little ball with paint. And he puts a coat on every day and it's like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's a massive. Now there's one off some highway where you. You can go in and you can put a coat on.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

You can add a coat of paint to it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

I know a guy was a Chucky doll in his garage.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's in my. It's in my library.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

Your Michael Myers is in.

[Josh Arnold]

Your Jason Voorhees is in my shed.

[Christy Lee]

There it is, where it should be Be.

[Tom Griswold]

And the ladies panties are on.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of. A lot of hot horror chicks out there, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Really Horrors. What I like most about Josh is his obsession with bad horror films and good horror films.

[Chick McGee]

Where are you on that pronunciation, Tom? You like or who are.

[Pat Godwin]

Sometimes Joey Pants?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna go with William says it's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Greatest Round heel is more descriptive.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right.

[Christy Lee]

So if you're round healed, you're a.

[Chick McGee]

Paid professional lady of easy virtue. Am I correct? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Not necessarily an amateur.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So A doesn't necessarily get paid, Correct?

[Chick McGee]

No. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

No, A does get paid.

[Pat Godwin]

You want to see the money up front?

[Tom Griswold]

I Disagree.

[Christy Lee]

Tom disagrees.

[Josh Arnold]

Prostitute. 100% paid.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. Horror can go either way.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And I understand now with nil, a college horse can now get paid. Finally.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something. If you can. If you can buy the future for College Horse, I want in.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Can you imagine how good Miami would be if the transfer portal opened? I mean, everybody, by the way, UNC.

[Tom Griswold]

To South Carolina State.

[Dustin Nickerson]

The best from every school would all end up in South Beach.

[Josh Arnold]

The futures for college horse. Bleak.

[Dustin Nickerson]

SA is furious.

[Tom Griswold]

Munch Madness. I'm just trying. Let's just pretend we're sitting down trying to write something and. Yeah. There are no such thing as bad ideas except for that last one. Yeah. Christy Lee is over there. I can see her. She is at her post. But before we get there, Pat, you have that itchy look. You thinking of playing a song for us?

[Pat Godwin]

Is that how you're setting something up?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you look itchy and I have an itchy look.

[Josh Arnold]

Either have scabies or you want to.

[Tom Griswold]

Play a song now that.

[Pat Godwin]

How do I go into something now.

[Chick McGee]

That'S a big time intro.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you want to play Allergies?

[Pat Godwin]

You want to talk about Rob Gronkowski?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. We were talking about. Gronk is going to be participating in the most well attended sporting event in the world, the Indianapolis 500. Rob Gronkowski will be the grand marshal of the. The area called the Snake Pit.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the Snake Pit is the place where during the race itself they have kind of an electronic music thing and yeah, it's fun jumping up and down. So I'm gonna be standing in front of a computer pointing a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Not for you. It really is a party. Despite how Tom's persist.

[Dustin Nickerson]

If you were in the race, there'd be a conversation about JFK at the beginning. But this is fun for kids.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. But I think Gronk is great. He's fun, he'll be there. And you've got a song about Ron.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we. We have a technical difficulty, but we don't need the volume of the guitar. I need the volume of the audience. Spongebob squarepants. When they go spongebob, you're gonna go Rob Gronkowski.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay? Okay. Very good.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you ready, sports fans?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I can't hear you.

[Pat Godwin]

Who retired from football and still remains fit? Rob Ronkowski, who's the grand marshal for the Snake Pit.

[Willie Griswold]

Rob.

[Pat Godwin]

He won't play football in the fall.

[Chick McGee]

Rob Ronkowski.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe he and Tom Brady will. We'll play. Play pickle ball. See, it's hard. Rob Gri.

[Tom Griswold]

Rob Gr.

[Pat Godwin]

See, it's got a cut off.

[Tom Griswold]

I think. Well, that needs work. Can we edit that or is it's all out of time. Is it okay? So sorry.

[Dustin Nickerson]

You guys gotta watch more spongebob.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Are you ready, kids?

[Tom Griswold]

That was fun. I like that.

[Dustin Nickerson]

I, I still.

[Chick McGee]

If.

[Dustin Nickerson]

If someone wore a Patriots jersey to the Indy 500 and I was 19 and drunk, I'd punch him in the face. And I don't know if this is going to be good for the guys, for the dudes, for the fellas. This could be kind of tough.

[Tom Griswold]

Gronk, now, will he do the famous. He'll be in the one of the cars driving around right before the race.

[Chick McGee]

I would think.

[Christy Lee]

I would think. Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, what will he wear?

[Christy Lee]

Rob Gronkowski. A shirt.

[Willie Griswold]

I wouldn't be surprised if they said.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Rob Gronkowski from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers because people in Indiana hate the Patriots.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm talking about. That's kind of where I was going with it.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe a tank top, maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you think he won't go 500 shirt? Of course.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Good money. Vegas is saying there's no way he has sleeves. He's going to cut those things right off.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, Gronk, Gronk, what's coming up over there? Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have an influencer who lands in the ER because her butt went numb. We have a urine spree.

[Tom Griswold]

I would have preferred morgue.

[Chick McGee]

A urine spree.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And a woman addicted to eating tea bags, which is interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember Sprees? The candy?

[Chick McGee]

Sure. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I love those things. Cutted, coated.

[Josh Arnold]

The urine ones did not sell.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, three Japanese guys that loved it coated sweet tarts.

[Christy Lee]

Basically. They had like a candy.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't make them anymore.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I loved them.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Those are bad.

[Christy Lee]

My favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

A Spree sounds like a detergent spr. Yeah, it kind of does. I don't think I ever had one.

[Christy Lee]

They came in a roll. I'm sure they. Yeah, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I just love Sweet.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you could pick up a bath towel and boxes of Breeze.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Not Spree.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they still doing that?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think Breeze exists anymore. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that was a kind of a ripoff if you think about it. Sure, you got a towel, but you're getting 3/4 less detergent.

[Chick McGee]

They didn't make the box bigger to accommodate the towel, did they?

[Willie Griswold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we're being scammed. We've got some cool stuff coming up, as you just heard. And I'll remind you once again, this Saturday only, it's going to be Willie G, Patty G, Jeff, Oskie and Josh at the Diamond Joe Casino, Northwood, Iowa. This is a show not to be missed. Get tickets right now and [e-mail] these are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

There's more of the show coming up. Book your next vacation with Christy Lee and Colette.

[Tom Griswold]

Visit England, Scotland and Wales this September 28th.

[Chick McGee]

Visit bobandtom.com for details. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey there, travelers.

[Christy Lee]

Kaley Cuoco here. Sorry to interrupt your music.

[Tom Griswold]

Great artist, BT Dubs, but wouldn't you.

[Christy Lee]

Wouldn't you rather be there to hear it live?

[Tom Griswold]

With Priceline, you can get out of your dreams and into your dream concert. They've got millions of travel deals to get you to that festival, gig, rave, sound bath or sonic experience you've been dreaming of. Download the Priceline app today and you can save up to 60% off hotels and up to 50% off flights.

[Christy Lee]

So don't just dream about that trip. Book it with Priceline.

[Tom Griswold]

Go to your happy price. Priceline.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello. Everybody's here. Willie Griswold, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Christy Lee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This has been Chick McGee speaking. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Love it when you do that. I know you do. We have Christy Lee speaking in a matter of seconds. Christie is at her post, which is, of course, the SILAC Insurance news desk. What have we missed?

[Christy Lee]

A Brazilian influencer. I know these are one of your favorite things.

[Josh Arnold]

They do work.

[Christy Lee]

Says she had to go to the ER recently after her backside became frozen during an icy photo shoot in Spain. Ms. Ravina Hanley.

[Tom Griswold]

What's your name?

[Christy Lee]

Ravina Hanley posed for photos at Sierra Nevada Ski resort wearing only a small bikini, even though the Temperature was below 15 degrees Fahrenheit.

[Dustin Nickerson]

What an idiot. Where did she post these? Are they somewhere online?

[Christy Lee]

Jason, can you find this woman's picture?

[Josh Arnold]

We want to look at these dumb photos.

[Dustin Nickerson]

This will be funny, you know.

[Christy Lee]

Claims that the photo session left her butt completely numb. The 24 year old told Jam Press, I started losing feeling in my buttocks.

[Josh Arnold]

You know the difference between Jam Press and Jelly Press, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man, this is Jam Press. You have a comment?

[Willie Griswold]

Man, this is Jam Press.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't jelly it into that frozen ass.

[Christy Lee]

The former Playboy model panicked, went to the hospital where doctors told her that prolonged exposure to severe cold can cause localized hypothermia, especially in areas with lower circulation.

[Josh Arnold]

Check localized hypothermia to increase circulation.

[Dustin Nickerson]

We're gonna have to rub the area.

[Christy Lee]

And Brazilians are known for their bottoms. Are they?

[Chick McGee]

That's where the butt lift Miss Bum Bum. Right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Natalie previously made headlines for spending almost $20,000 on a hymen operation. So she could be a virgin again, too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's what does it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You have the hy attack. No matter how many guys have gone.

[Josh Arnold]

Through you, they just put a piece of calamari down.

[Chick McGee]

It's not a bad idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here's your photograph. I'm looking at it. A lot of Work.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me take a look at this, Brad.

[Christy Lee]

I'm getting.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Christy Lee]

There she is.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on a second. I'm gonna have to look at this. Hang on, hang on.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, she sure is foolish being out there in the cold. You're looking at a real idiot.

[Pat Godwin]

What an ass she is.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

So she. Has she.

[Chick McGee]

Shut up, Tom. Yeah. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Not even wearing ski boots, Tom. What the hell?

[Tom Griswold]

Having high heels in the snow.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, wouldn't this be so dumb?

[Chick McGee]

That's what makes me.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to remember. What is the name of the show? The Pit. Yeah, that's the new one. I just started watching that.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Drew Powell's in it, man. Drew Powell plays the worst guy of all time in that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he sure does. And Dennis Hopper's old girlfriend.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's Drew Powell. Not a good actor, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Now he's gonna call me.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks.

[Dustin Nickerson]

No, he does. He's a great performance. And I think you'll. I think you'll.

[Josh Arnold]

I love.

[Chick McGee]

Obviously, that's how good an actor he is. You watch him and you go, I hate this guy. That's how good he is.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, the. This. This lady had to be taken to the er, Right? Wouldn't that be a great cheap excuse on one of these medical shows to have a little bit of a sexy time?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a. We have a Brazilian influencer model. She's almost naked with a frozen butt. Bring her in.

[Chick McGee]

I'd have to get a look at the picture again. I don't know if I could. Yeah, there we go. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

She got some tattoos on her, doesn't she?

[Tom Griswold]

Does indeed. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I had noticed the.

[Tom Griswold]

She has tattoos, though. They're not in her boobs. I didn't see them.

[Chick McGee]

Shut up, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

About to get one more tattoo of a translucent puddle.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Now she. I'm looking.

[Christy Lee]

She's right up you guys alley.

[Tom Griswold]

This photograph of her face, though, she's done. She's got too much of the.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Filler.

[Tom Griswold]

She's her.

[Christy Lee]

She's got the filler.

[Tom Griswold]

The lift like this.

[Chick McGee]

Ideally, her face will be away from you.

[Dustin Nickerson]

The backside, there's no, like, crease. Almost as if it's been filled so much that it's not like two things are connecting. Does that make sense?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Dustin Nickerson]

It's more like plump than it is like an angle.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Dustin Nickerson]

I like a shelf. Know what I'm talking about?

[Josh Arnold]

I do.

[Dustin Nickerson]

I like to see that thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So she had a. So she had a butt lift also then, apparently. I think. Yeah, maybe so does the. What. What do they do what do they put in there? Do they put, like, bags like they do for the fake boobs in the butt? Is that what it is?

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was an injection. I didn't think. Well, I think they can do both.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a free floating goop.

[Chick McGee]

I think it has to be a bag because.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Crack filler, like you just said. It'll. You know, it might migrate down to the.

[Tom Griswold]

So with that.

[Chick McGee]

And then she would pass it.

[Tom Griswold]

Would that freeze quicker than. Would that. Would that freeze quicker?

[Josh Arnold]

I think you're on to something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

If you have. Here's the question. If you have fake boobs, right. And you're skiing, say, do they get colder because there's the. Or does that keep them warmer?

[Josh Arnold]

So they're almost like gel packs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Dustin Nickerson]

I haven't heard that cold affects them, but I have heard that planes and altitude affects them. That it can. It can make them, like, get bigger because of the pressure from them.

[Chick McGee]

Is that true?

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

What, man, that sounds right.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

Okay, this is. This is from the New York Post. There's a picture of her in the hospital with a physician. So the doctor's like, yeah, I'll do a photo shoot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. All the medical students, all the boys volunteer. I'll take this one, doc. You can have the old homeless guy with the roids. I've got. I've got the chair. I've got the chip with the hot ass.

[Dustin Nickerson]

The residents were never so eager as they were that day.

[Chick McGee]

That's an even better picture.

[Josh Arnold]

It is.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

There we go.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hey, everybody shut up for a second. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ironically. Ironically. That's a very cold hot ass.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. I don't care for the shoes. They seem oddly out of place.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They're pink and they're very.

[Chick McGee]

Check.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Why do you care about the shoes?

[Tom Griswold]

What do you. What do you call that? Kind of a Bikini Christie?

[Christy Lee]

A song.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a G Street.

[Chick McGee]

It's really something. That's just.

[Josh Arnold]

That's butt fl.

[Tom Griswold]

Loss.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you call it what you want.

[Chick McGee]

It was almost like a thong.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and that's the whale tail, right, Josh?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, if you were wearing jeans.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And that were visible, it would be.

[Dustin Nickerson]

A whale tail creeping out.

[Tom Griswold]

So she's outside in frozen weather, 15 degrees, doing a. This is kind of like. What is the. This is kind of like a Christmas story. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Like. Like licking the post.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Except she's flashing her buns. Okay, well, thank you very much. But, yeah. Again, if you see her face, she's got that look like she's beaten in the face with an oar. The swollen thing. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Always an or she said.

[Tom Griswold]

Who thinks that looks good? I don't get that. Is that.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently you guys don't.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, her face. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, why do women do it?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think guys anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes it looks okay, sometimes it doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Christy Lee]

You guys care women as full lips.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Natural.

[Tom Griswold]

Those aren't full. It looks like this.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's what she's going for. She's going for a fuller lip. Oh well because as we age I.

[Josh Arnold]

Want a thin lipped.

[Tom Griswold]

How do they feel Mannequin Christy.

[Christy Lee]

It's called usually the products Juvederm and they use a syringe and they push the filler into your mouth.

[Chick McGee]

Juvederm. Does that mean they can only under 18, right.

[Christy Lee]

That's just the name of the product.

[Tom Griswold]

Only people of a certain in faith the. The. So they. But there's a needle.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, there's a needle in.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but no, she said doctor, when I said I wanted a few pricks in my mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you're just a flat out slot. You came in here and you said.

[Dustin Nickerson]

I want a few pricks walking us into that one.

[Chick McGee]

All right. We, we had the. We had the button meeting real quick. By the way.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you getting? There's a little prick when you get the.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Very good. So. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, let's take a break.

[Christy Lee]

Sure, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Why not?

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Clean up the show. Coming up, we have a really cool scam in the news. A kind of a heist movie esque event occurred in Los Angeles.

[Chick McGee]

A caper.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, a genuine caper.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have a fire festival update.

[Chick McGee]

I've got. I've got to watch the new. Is it a new documentary?

[Christy Lee]

Is there another one?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

And we also have a. We have a legitimate news story that has the. I can't believe actually has the words upper decker in it. Nice. And it involves only fans, of course. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Catch any part of the show you missed later Today on our YouTube channel. It's part sports.

[Josh Arnold]

We have football on the brain, part pop culture. Dennis Leary, True or false. You refuse to wear a glove with Mickey Mantle's signature on it for the.

[Tom Griswold]

Movie the Sandlot Red Sox blood. The brew is blood. They run deep.

[Chick McGee]

Add in the best celebrity interview.

[Josh Arnold]

Robert De Niro here on the Rich Eisen Show.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you, sir?

[Chick McGee]

Just got over a 24 hour virus.

[Josh Arnold]

The antidote is to appear on the Rich Eisen Show.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. I would just have done it earlier.

[Tom Griswold]

And you've got the Rich Eisen show podcast.

[Josh Arnold]

First medicinal quality to appearing on this program.

[Tom Griswold]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform. So hang out with us for some serious money.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Willie Griswold.

[Josh Arnold]

What's up, man?

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold is at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair reminding you that.

[Josh Arnold]

Steven Singer's limited edition bright brand new blue moon 24 karat gold dipped rose for Mother's Day. Well, it's available now, limited quantity though, so get on it today. And I hate stevensinger.com.

[Chick McGee]

And here's Tom. And we have a special guest in the studio.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just. I, I, I. My mouth is hanging open. Oh, when Josh plays radio, it always makes me laugh. You got it done. You did it. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. I tend to. I know that you.

[Chick McGee]

I've never.

[Josh Arnold]

Perception, no matter how good I am, it's not as good as you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no. I'm terrible at it.

[Josh Arnold]

As you would.

[Tom Griswold]

I just am enjoying the fact that you're. That was almost professional.

[Josh Arnold]

It is like a little kid wearing a grown man's suit.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When we try to do radio stuff, it's embarrassing. Oh, sure. Christy can do it. You know, there are many that can, but the rest of us are just pathetic and sad. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, the phone's ringing. Could you grab that?

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Bob and Tom show. Hey, guys. Charles Barkley again. I love the show. It's really great. And I heard Willie in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Hey, Charles.

[Chick McGee]

Really great job.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Thanks.

[Chick McGee]

I heard his doing really well on the, on the tour with Frank, but his he listens. The word is that he listens to really terrible stuff in the car. On the car ride.

[Dustin Nickerson]

This starting to get a theme with these calls, Chuck.

[Chick McGee]

It sounds podcast about. Listen, Frank. I heard that Frank is a little. Can't believe that Willie listens to podcasts about the Pacers bench players and what their hobbies are.

[Dustin Nickerson]

It's fun to plug in before the playoffs there, Chuck. I'd imagine that you're referring to Frank.

[Josh Arnold]

Caliendo who Willie often works with.

[Chick McGee]

Unfortunately. Yeah. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on. Somebody else. I want to talk to him, man. Let's give him a second. John, I want to talk to him. I love Bob and Tom, man. These guys are okay. No problem. Guys, Guys. Yeah, I heard about the car rides, man. And Willie's doing a great job of driving drives late at night. Sometimes he's got a pee, you know, 30 minutes into the drive, though, and you get it. You get down there and you. You see all the trucks turn one way and Willie turns the other way, and then he ends up tinkling behind a gas station, man.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Come on. I did have to be behind a gas station, Coach Gruden. I thought that would stay between me and Frank, but I guess that was hearing all the stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Frank Caliendo, many dates out there, of course, Frank Caliendo, Willie G. And on a bunch of them. Coach Gruden, are you going to be showing up at some of those gigs?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I tell you what, man, I love working with these guys. You know who else loves working with them? Jack Nicholson. Listen, I just realized I sound very.

[Tom Griswold]

Similar, very similar to John Gruden.

[Chick McGee]

I'll tell you what, man. Listen how that works. And I think maybe on the drive to Appleton next week, maybe that what they should do is not play some of those podcasts or the coffin music. And at one point, Patrick Keane is on the shows as well. Just elected for silence. That would be the best. I tell you what, man, I love silence. And I love silence. Almost as in the drive, almost as much as I love football. What do you think, Adam Sanders? I think that's a great idea. How about you, Jeff Goble? Yes. Yes, great. Maybe. Maybe just not do some of that. Owen Wilson, what do you think? Really, really great stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

When you can just think to yourself all those minutes, you know, I'm starting.

[Josh Arnold]

To realize how much I appreciate silence.

[Chick McGee]

And that's. And that's when. When this call realized that it was just about over.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Morgan Freeman, I understand that, but Frank Caliendo is going to be in Kansas City and he's. And he's been in Kansas City. Omaha tonight.

[Chick McGee]

No, Kansas City was last night.

[Tom Griswold]

Omaha tonight. I'm so sorry.

[Chick McGee]

The big. The thing he really wants to talk about is Appleton, Wisconsin, next Friday, and then also Des Moines, Iowa, the following week. So I'm going to let you guys get back to some but lift stories and see what else is happening. Hey, guys, Geor W. Bush here. I got one of those butt lifts.

[Tom Griswold]

They're awesome. Hang up the phone. I have no idea who that was. I can remind you of Frank Caliendo tonight. Omaha, Nebraska, then Appleton, April 25 and 26, and then he's going to be in Milwaukee, April 27, Minneapolis, coming up. Also Des Moines, May 1, Toledo, May 15 at the Funny Bone. A bunch of great stuff coming up. And Willie G. Will be in a bunch of those shows with Frank Caliendo. Now I look around, we got another person in the studio here. We are joined by comedian Dustin Nickerson. Dustin, it's good to see you, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Willie Griswold]

Sorry, I just have one boring voice. Can't follow any of that.

[Tom Griswold]

But I do notice this. This is kind of visual, but you and Willie appear to be sharing the same mustache.

[Dustin Nickerson]

I don't think we have the same. Dustin's looks a little more mature than mine, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

You think?

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're doing.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Yeah, yours is like borderline cool cop mustache. That thing is real solid. I'm still trying to get mine to Dustin's life.

[Willie Griswold]

Yours looks like it's not available on all websites in every state.

[Dustin Nickerson]

I have like a CBD mustache.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, yours looks like you gotta tell them your age. If you sign on to watch it in Texas, you have a VPN mustache.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we'll move forward here with a couple of things. We'll meet Dustin in just a second. I know you've got some stuff coming up. Might as well give you a quick plug here. That's going to be this evening at Comedy Off Broadway in Lexington, Kentucky. Beautiful Lexington, where spring is springing, am I correct?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Keeneland was running. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Dustin Nickerson]

I just said beautiful at the same time as my dad.

[Chick McGee]

What is it, two weeks till the Derby, right? Give or take.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Spring is here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, spring is sprung flying by, and.

[Tom Griswold]

Then you're going to be in Ugly, Oregon at the Olsen Run Comedy Club. That's an unusual name. What is? Is Olsen Run some kind of.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, I don't know anything about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Creek.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure, it's lovely Creek.

[Willie Griswold]

It's my favorite club.

[Tom Griswold]

And then can't wait to get back.

[Willie Griswold]

I love it so much.

[Tom Griswold]

Early Junior at the famous Hilarities in Cleveland. Boy, that's a. It's kind of hard to live up to that, really.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's world class club.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Always hits me as sarcastic. Yeah. Hilarities. Yeah. That's where I'm going.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, as far as comedy club names go, it's not bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Not making fun of mental illness, hypothetically. Schizos.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Tonight it's manic depressive night.

[Willie Griswold]

Ends up all the bits are about therapy anyways these days, so it fits.

[Tom Griswold]

Nicely now and then in Junior at the Funny Bone in Cincinnati. So we'll cover all that right now. We're gonna go back to Christie Lee. I'm getting used to the scarf. Christie.

[Chick McGee]

It's great news, Christy.

[Josh Arnold]

He often wears.

[Christy Lee]

I like wearing scarves.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it looks nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, I had to. Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

It takes up a lot of room.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Had to cover the hickey is what.

[Chick McGee]

You'Re going to say.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

In that new house.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

We should explain to our guest. Christy literally moved, what, two days?

[Christy Lee]

Two, three days ago, actually. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now, so you're in the new house.

[Chick McGee]

The moving continues.

[Tom Griswold]

Everything unpacked?

[Christy Lee]

No staging area, if you will.

[Tom Griswold]

Is everything out of the old house?

[Christy Lee]

Pretty much 99. Yeah. I still have. It's still for sale if anybody's looking. So I have some plants and stuff in there to make it look so less, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you cry a little bit when you left?

[Christy Lee]

I did. I really did.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't you bury a body or something?

[Christy Lee]

I'm trying to sell a house. What the hell's wrong with you?

[Tom Griswold]

No, didn't you bury you. I missed it. Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

I buried a St. Joseph.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I meant to say. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

And this is Holy Thursday, so maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe this is Andy, Christie's husband. I cried a little bit when we left. Well, when I left my house to move in with her. That was really traumatic.

[Christy Lee]

I have a really. I have.

[Tom Griswold]

She's.

[Chick McGee]

She's talking. Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

I've gone from a. What I considered a very nice closet, large closet, and I had to make a closet in the new house.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds lovely.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a shame.

[Christy Lee]

And I can't reach a whole rod.

[Chick McGee]

You made a. You can't. She can't reach the rod.

[Christy Lee]

I have to get a.

[Tom Griswold]

Andy, isn't that the one you're going to hang yourself?

[Chick McGee]

That's what she tells me.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the only rod you can get your feet.

[Chick McGee]

I can't reach it. I don't want to touch.

[Christy Lee]

We had to redo the bathroom and make a closet. And so the rod is so high, I had to get one of those hangers they get at the. At the mall. You know, when you have the.

[Tom Griswold]

Those big region stick.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but it's not really a reaching stick. It's a closet hanging.

[Tom Griswold]

Get a ladder.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like a shepherd's crook.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. No, a ladder. I'm not putting a ladder in my. I would literally have to have a ladder.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a chair in my closet.

[Christy Lee]

I do, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Very odd.

[Chick McGee]

Is that the. Is that what you're down to? You. They said, why don't you go sit in the closet, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you can put your shoes on. You got to have a chair. I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

Put my shoes on.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have a chair in your.

[Josh Arnold]

Closet putting your shoes on in the closet?

[Chick McGee]

No, my closet's too small.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't put your shoes on in the closet?

[Josh Arnold]

Not at all? No.

[Dustin Nickerson]

You're a maniac.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's where my shoes are.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So I put them on there and then I walk out.

[Josh Arnold]

So I. I just leave my shoes kind of out of the way, but next to the bed in a way.

[Chick McGee]

You know, me and shoes, I sleep with all my shoes. They're right there in the bed with me.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no. The shoes that I'm going to wear, you know, that I wear every day.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I see.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you guys change shoes every day?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, depends on what I'm wearing.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a very odd thing.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

You have a pair of shoes and you got.

[Christy Lee]

You have an outfit. You have to match your outfit.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you. They're black shoes. They match anything.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how long I could go with wearing a different pair of shoes, but it'd be a while.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

When you get out of bed, you don't put your shoes on. You got to get in the shower and everything.

[Christy Lee]

Slippers on.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. You shower with your shoes on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that makes him clean.

[Chick McGee]

You never. You, you can't.

[Josh Arnold]

My old soggy foot over here, he's not wearing his shower shoes.

[Chick McGee]

What a man begging for athletes foot.

[Josh Arnold]

It sure is.

[Tom Griswold]

You go, you go in the closet, you get your pants, you get your shirt, and you sit down in that little chair and you put your shoes.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you do.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This isn't a time for second person.

[Chick McGee]

See, once again, I can't tell you if you ever hear me. Your memories and your experiences aren't everyone's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Like me and most people can't fit a chair in the closet because it's just a door. You can't go inside of it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you don't have a walk in closet is what you're saying.

[Dustin Nickerson]

I don't think you realize how not relatable your life is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I get that. I don't think you do. And I'm very glad it comes in extremely handy.

[Chick McGee]

Thankful is the word you want.

[Christy Lee]

We'll come up, we'll come back with our Urine spree story coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this story is amazing. It actually has the word upper decker in it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you familiar with the the upper decker, Dustin? Sure.

[Willie Griswold]

The baseball card that Is a baseball card.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Higher priced baseball card.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's not. That's not that. All right, Now I want to tell you about my buddy Steve, Stephen Singer at Steven Singer Jewelers. He's got something, of course, brand new for Mother's Day. It's the limited edition 24 karat gold dipped blue moon rose. It's perfect for Mother's Day. It comes in a beautiful box, as I mentioned. There is a beautiful card. You can express your love for that mom with a beautiful, nice card stock. That's right. And the shipping, of course, is free. Now what I'm suggesting is think about all the mothers in your life. Life. You can get a whole bunch of these. I would get on this today. Mother's Day.

[Willie Griswold]

We got a few weeks here.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a few weeks. But this is a limited edition and Stephen has specifically said be careful because last year we ran out. So get on it today. Tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. Of course. It has Stephen's famous full lifetime guarantee. Now I also say, let's just say the mother in question is also your sweet sweetheart. I'm saying get the at last bracelet. Have it dangling from the rose. You're gonna call me Monday to thank me. I promise you. All right. It's. It's the panty dropper. It's not called that, of course, because Steven has much better taste.

[Willie Griswold]

Don't give it to your actual mom.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

See that?

[Josh Arnold]

Therein lies the rub.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. See, Dustin, you may have noticed that I. I separated the two concepts, if you will. I'm working on turning this concept into an idea. The point is, what you want to do is diamonds. Never, never, never bad. Always good. Mythink. Earrings, bracelets, necklaces, et cetera. Steven Singer is your man for real Earthborn diamonds. Not the fake stuff. Always the best prices and always free shipping. And always the famous Stephen Singer guarantee. A money back guarantee. Now here we go. I hate stevensinger.com. it's that simple. Simple. Don't forget the Beautiful Limited Edition 24 Karat Gold Dip. This is a special rose called the blue moon. You can see it if you go to ihatestevensinger.com now before we break here, I want to mention Saturday night, it's going to be the Diamond Joe Casino, Northwood, Iowa. One show only. Willie G, Patty G. Jeff Oski and Josh Arnold. It's going to be a great night. Get your tickets right now. Bobandtom.com these are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hey, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, there's Willie Griswold. Hey, Josh Arnold over there at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, that's right, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Look at you not playing.

[Chick McGee]

Enjoying. Tom is enjoying the official refreshment and coffee at the Bob and Tom show from Java House.

[Josh Arnold]

I am too.

[Tom Griswold]

Too.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm too.

[Chick McGee]

And we have a special guest. What. What flavor are you sucking on right now?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I am not sucking on it. I am, I am enjoying the black tea. It would be a lot better if there were any ice left.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's a problem with ice.

[Tom Griswold]

I used it all.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody knows. Do you not know how to make it?

[Chick McGee]

How does that happen?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I. I know, but it's. It's taking too long. No, this is a lukewarm.

[Josh Arnold]

Speaking of sucking on, have you seen the meme that's. It's outside of like this little restaurant and it says, please do not serve this man chili dogs. And it's a picture of John.

[Pat Godwin]

That is an odd lyric, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

You sing that for the whole song, though. That's what I do. Suck it on a chili dog. Got a ham sucking on a chili dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the show. Thanks very much for joining us. I'm about to introduce our guest. Okay. He's about to be at Schizos.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

You know the worst thing about that nightclub, Schizos. What is a two drink minimum for all your personalities?

[Josh Arnold]

I guess pricey, doesn't it?

[Chick McGee]

You get. You get it.

[Willie Griswold]

You get hammered.

[Chick McGee]

People, people with multiple personalities, oftentimes they refer to themselves as us. And we. And we're going out and this show is getting woke. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Ain't doing it.

[Christy Lee]

I don't care who the hell that movie, Sybil. It scarred me for life. Sally Field. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

O.

[Chick McGee]

She's nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

Watching her try to. Watching her try to act in the Lincoln movie scarred me for life. We're joined by. What a weird opinion. Totally distracting.

[Chick McGee]

President.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Yeah, sorry you didn't to enjoy the movie where a guy pretended to be Abraham Lincoln.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But then the flying nun walks in. Okay, I'm sorry. Our guest is comedian Dustin Nickerson. Our goal is never to let him talk.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. Speaking of bad acting, let's bring in Dustin Nickerson.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry.

[Willie Griswold]

No, no, I'm happy to do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you a bad actor?

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, I'm terrible.

[Tom Griswold]

You live in California.

[Willie Griswold]

I do, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're married. I'M trying. Remember this?

[Willie Griswold]

I'm married. I've been married for 20 years. I have three children. Yeah, we got married.

[Christy Lee]

Such a young face.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, that's pretty nice.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, I wouldn't. 20 years.

[Willie Griswold]

That's good. No, that's good. I. Most of the time, the Internet just tells me my face looks like Gary Ridgeway, the Green River Killer, so that's nice.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a bad way to go to customs.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Thankfully, a lot of people my age don't know who that is, so it's really important to me that he doesn't get a good doctor documentary.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, gosh.

[Willie Griswold]

But if he does get it, then I could be the bad actor in it.

[Josh Arnold]

But there's a great graphic novel about him. But I'm probably one of 12 people who wrote that.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, Somebody, like, graphic novel. Like, somebody illustrated it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

It's dark, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Which mass murderer is this?

[Christy Lee]

Green River.

[Tom Griswold]

Green River.

[Willie Griswold]

His name is Gary Ridgeway. Yeah, he, coincidentally, it was, like, 10 minutes from where I grew up in the Northwest.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. We got a lot of strong family connections.

[Chick McGee]

Would you do if you're going somewhere and some guy would go, gary, I'd.

[Willie Griswold]

Be like, I know. I'm surprised. I'm out, too. Can you believe that I killed so many people?

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, Someone just showed me a picture. The resemblance, it's pretty strong.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Wait till I take the hat off with the messy hair. And I mean down to the hairline.

[Christy Lee]

It is a lot older than G.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have this, do you have. Same voice.

[Willie Griswold]

I don't know him, and I don't talk as much as we used to.

[Christy Lee]

Are you the one that got away?

[Willie Griswold]

Imagine that you're hearing me through a phone in a glass window. Is that what his voice sounds like?

[Tom Griswold]

I see now you, You're. You said. What'd you say? Three kids.

[Willie Griswold]

Three kids. Yeah. And we had our kids young, too. So I have a kid who's a senior in high school. He's getting recruited to be a college athlete.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Willie Griswold]

And he's like a D1 college athlete. What sport? He's a track star. Which is funny that every time I tell people that, there's that very similar response where people look at me and they go, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's great.

[Willie Griswold]

But I don't even tell them what sport, but they just look at me and go, huh, yours? Like, for sure, your child? It's. But yeah, he's. He's a track star. He's a the mile and the 800. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. It makes A little more sense. Yeah, I mean it's runner.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean running is the sport of last resort. It's the sport that every other sport has. Running plus something else, you know. But yeah, thankfully he stopped doing like the long. He used to do the two mile. I don't know if you guys have ever been to a track event. I know how you guys hang around high schools. But the two mile is eight laps and they have to tell them what lap they're on. Like they have to give them the. Which it is a boring event and they're not going that fast. So you watch it like the wave, like just your kid comes around every minute or so.

[Chick McGee]

Like.

[Willie Griswold]

You just kind of look at your phone for a little while.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't know if you know this or not. I know you don't know this. Dustin, you happen to be in the presence of one of the greatest cross country country harrier.

[Tom Griswold]

Harrier.

[Chick McGee]

Harriers.

[Tom Griswold]

I was a hairless harrier in high school competition.

[Willie Griswold]

You're a cross country guy.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But you're precisely correct though, when you say that it was the sport of last resort. Yeah, I realized that my abilities in soccer were such that I was not going to be playing much.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So cross country it is.

[Willie Griswold]

We've noticed that. I mean the reward for being a great runner, like when you line up for a race, the reward for being the best runner is that you get to stop running first.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, that's it. Congratulations. You get to be done. They. They still have to.

[Tom Griswold]

So is he getting a scholarship?

[Willie Griswold]

He's, he's right on that fringe right now where he's like a D1 is like, sure, we'll take you. And a D2 would love to have him, you know, which is. He's like, I don't know, a looks wise. I guess you'd call that like a six.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

You know what I mean? Like, you know, like, ah. Like it'd be like charity for the D1 school to be like, sure. They're playing a little hard to get, you know, but I forgot.

[Tom Griswold]

Which mass murder does he resemble?

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, oh, none yet. He hasn't fully finished. He's not a fully.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a Menendez brother or something?

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah. O.J. actually, which is surprising. Makes sense of the athleticism.

[Chick McGee]

Did not see that. Really.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I did.

[Tom Griswold]

No. What? That's fine. I fully approve. Whatever you're into is okay with me. Now we have. We're speaking with a comedian, Dustin Nickerson, father of three boys, girls, what's happening? Boy, girl, girl.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. I have a teenage girl. Two of them there. I like, we get people raised teenage girls here. Yeah. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I did.

[Willie Griswold]

I do.

[Dustin Nickerson]

You had him young. My dad has a kid that's also a senior in high school.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, congratulations.

[Tom Griswold]

I've also got a fifth grader.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Dustin Nickerson]

He's had a kid under 14 since 1990.

[Willie Griswold]

This is amazing that you're telling me all these details, too. I mean, of course, you would know them more than me all. Get it out of this bit, because it just sounds like a little, like, dad. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. So I'm. People give you these warnings about teenage girls.

[Christy Lee]

How old is she?

[Willie Griswold]

She's 15.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

And they're like, buckle up. That's the energy. Like, get ready, man.

[Tom Griswold]

You're going into hell.

[Chick McGee]

Buckle up.

[Willie Griswold]

Buckle up. And like, I'm here to tell you it's worse than they say. I can't believe her ability. This is what I wasn't ready. She can ruin any nice situation. Like, things can be going well in the house. And then she enters, and now they're bad. I think of her as. She's like this mean Roomba in the house. Just comes and makes a mess of things. Like, things were going well, but did you have this, like, when we had young kids, it was the. You don't fight with the young. You fight with the spouse through the young kid. That's fun. With the baby, you're like, it's not your fault. Mom's in a bad mood today. But now I'm watching the kid fight the spouse. And, like, that's crazy to watch your kid be that mean to your wife.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Like this. My wife's my high school sweetheart for 20 years. And the way she'll talk to my wife, I'll, like, gasp with my mouth open. Like, I've always wanted to talk to her like that. You know, you're like, no, no, you're in trouble. But finish that thought. She needs to hear it. Yeah, yeah. You're, like, giving her notes for next time. Next time, reminder of this.

[Tom Griswold]

Our guest is comedian Dustin Nickerson. If you're just joining us, thanks for joining us. Oh, you missed some great stuff. We got some great stuff coming up as well. Joining us in the studio, comedian Dustin Nickerson. Willie G is here. Patty G's over there. We've once again put Pat in the old Covid room.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm in the crate.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we used to call it. We used to call it. We used to call it the Nuremberg Room.

[Chick McGee]

No, we never liked it when you Did.

[Tom Griswold]

Then we received a correction that at that trial they weren't behind the glass, but we have. Everybody else is here also. That would include a little Josh over there.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, I'm little Josh.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no size for me. Medium. Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Chick.

[Chick McGee]

What do you got?

[Tom Griswold]

The. The Getting skinnier chick.

[Chick McGee]

Willie. Willie likes to call me a big dog. I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Big dog.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Yeah, throw a big dog in there every single time.

[Tom Griswold]

Big dog.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Big dog.

[Tom Griswold]

What was your nickname in high school?

[Chick McGee]

Deluxe.

[Tom Griswold]

Chuck Deluxe.

[Chick McGee]

Deluxe.

[Tom Griswold]

Chuck Deluxe. That's a great name. Is there a restaurant somewhere called Chuck's Deluxe?

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

There has to.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so. There's a sporting goods store, I think, called Chuck's somewhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you like to. If I could get.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Chicks.

[Chick McGee]

Actually. It's called Chicks.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Sporting goods.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you like a Chuck's Deluxe cap if I could get one?

[Chick McGee]

No, because you're going to be tied up with Pat Godwin hotel pool for the foreseeable posters.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, fine. Okay, good. Let's. Let's go to Christy Lee for a second and see what's going on over there.

[Christy Lee]

An only fans model is facing criminal mischief charges after going on what police are calling a urine spree at a New Hampshire hotel. My goodness, Ms. Kelly, Ted Ford allegedly urinated into a hotel room's air conditioning unit in a Marriott hotel in Keene, New Hampshire.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, just pause for one second. If she's standing over an air conditioning unit, urinating unit, couldn't you conceivably get electrocuted?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Willie Griswold]

Not with the consistency of my stream. It's not one solid stream.

[Tom Griswold]

It might arc between the. No, seriously, couldn't you get electrocuted?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that the way they. The. I don't know if it's an urban legend, but someone who was inebriated, was drunk, was peeing outside, and he hit a.

[Tom Griswold]

Hit a power line.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he had to hit a rail and electrocuted him.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, is there one of those GFI circuits on the AC in any event? I'm sorry. So she's peeing into the air conditioner.

[Christy Lee]

And then apparently deliberately relieved herself on a compass, comforter, curtains, and a Bible.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez.

[Christy Lee]

She's not done.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Ms. Tedford. Who uses the handle Kinky Kelly on Only Fans?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she does.

[Christy Lee]

That's with the K, by the way.

[Josh Arnold]

What's crazy Taken.

[Christy Lee]

It's also.

[Chick McGee]

You'd have to be crazy Real.

[Willie Griswold]

This is horrific. What Was that handle again, Kelly?

[Christy Lee]

It's K E, L, K L, I. Yes. Okay. K I, N, K I.

[Willie Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

She's accused of defecating on the floor, placing the waste into a toilet tank known as the upper decker.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not how you do the upper decker, by getting up on the toilet.

[Christy Lee]

Ms. Tedford was recently arrested for spraying her urine.

[Willie Griswold]

These days they don't work the way you used to back in our day.

[Tom Griswold]

So she's. So the thing is, she's videotaping all this and posting it.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

And there's a market for this?

[Christy Lee]

Sadly, yeah. People pay her $15 a month.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, by the way, it says it's no longer online, so maybe she had to pull it down because of the police.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, doesn't. Does onlyfans have restrictions?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, they. You cannot have any animal in any posting at all. So even if you're just holding your dog, they don't. You can't do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Why is that?

[Josh Arnold]

Bestiality is a thing, and they don't want to encourage that at all.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Okay. But nudity, obviously, is fine.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, hardcore sex is fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Willie Griswold]

So what about softcore?

[Josh Arnold]

It's fine for some. Not for me.

[Tom Griswold]

What are we doing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Dustin Nickerson]

You got the cameras. Why not?

[Tom Griswold]

Come on. I just googled this. Yeah, she's the one, as you mentioned, was arrested in a grocery store, peeing on things.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Same chick at the.

[Chick McGee]

She'll. She'll pee on you.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom Monad knock at. This is the. What a great name. The Monad Knock Food Co Op.

[Christy Lee]

I've never been to Keen, New Hampshire. It sounds kind of keen.

[Josh Arnold]

That was cute.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

I think Patrick Keane will play in Keen, New Hampshire.

[Dustin Nickerson]

He's the king of Keen, man.

[Tom Griswold]

So, criminal charges.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you can't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

And she did it at a. At a Marriott, so that's a rookie mistake.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's nights in behavior.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, but you don't want to kneel with a K. No, you don't want.

[Tom Griswold]

To do it at a chain.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Because they're going to ban you from all the change. You do it at a mom and pop hotel, they're not going to hear about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, an air pnp. Thank you very much.

[Pat Godwin]

It's right there.

[Chick McGee]

You write that one down. Nights in the one, they make a big deal out of all ground floor rooms or something?

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm not sure. One by my house, I think has. Oh, no, I'm thinking of red roof in somebody makes.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't even know if they're still around the nights in.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know there aren't that many a roadside well. I don't think I'm going to make it all the way to Des Moines. I'm stopping here. Oh, here we go. Now, I want to mention that Christy Lee has brought broadcasting from the Silac Insurance news desk. Speaking of the Silac Insurance Company, this portion of the Baba Tom show is brought to you by Silac Insurance. What's it all about, Alfie? Thank you. It's all about that.

[Christy Lee]

Every time he says it too.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all about countering. What's the word I'm looking for?

[Chick McGee]

The volatility of the stock market.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, that would be good market volatility.

[Chick McGee]

If it were a slide whistle, it would sound like this.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

R for language and annuity.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, frontal annuity.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there you go.

[Christy Lee]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that was really distracting.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Learn more from the professionals.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, pros, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

At the Silac Insurance Company. S I L A C ins dot com. That's Silac. Ins dot there's even a special link for Bob and Tom show listeners. Visit silacins.com or visit bobandtom.com and link yourself over there. An annuity from Silac Insurance that Social Security isn't going to be enough even if it's still there. Find out about planning your future plan on it. Live on it with Silac. Thank you very much, Silac. We're coming back. We've got a great guest in the studio. He is Dustin Nickerson. We'll find out what's happening with Dustin. We'll find out what. What's happening in other spheres of the world, including. We have an unusual story about ingesting something. And we have the Fyre Festival. Two startling news.

[Chick McGee]

And that's fire with a. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the question is, why would anyone buy tickets?

[Christy Lee]

No joke.

[Tom Griswold]

The O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios is where we are, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Just got to get a hold of us. Call fax, mail, or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

For more info.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, hello, hello. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Pat Godwin, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Willie Griswold. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Chicken chickster. Got a guest in the studio?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we do.

[Christy Lee]

Great guest.

[Tom Griswold]

He is Dustin Nickerson. Hello. Father of three. You've been married for 20 years. Yes.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, 20 years.

[Christy Lee]

I got four that don't even add up to 20.

[Willie Griswold]

Congrats. I know. I mean, in the cumulative, that counts for something. Yeah. No, I got the one 20 year one. It's. Yeah, I've noticed. Like, the advice has changed for sure. Like, I don't know, when you're, like, young in a marriage, I point at you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I've only been married two years this time.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I mean, you're newlyweds. Seems a lot longer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We've got Andy here.

[Chick McGee]

I would have guessed 13 years.

[Tom Griswold]

I understand you guys, you moved in together. Now you're moving to a new house. How's that going?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, evidently, where I was living wasn't good enough for another place that wasn't good enough for.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, is that. Is that mortgage in your name or her name?

[Chick McGee]

It's. It's in her name. All right, never mind. I. I don't know, because I'm playing a character.

[Tom Griswold]

See, I was giving you the option. Man of going, huh?

[Chick McGee]

I dropped the yes and ball.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes. You could. Could have gone. It's in my name. Anything happens, I'm not. I'm the one going to jail.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, very good. Sorry, I. We got off.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry. We digress.

[Willie Griswold]

No, it's all right. That was great. I want to know here. I'm. I'm glad he's alive, honestly. He's not in the baseboards in the. In the old house you got rid of, so. No, I mean, I think, I mean, whether you've been in a bunch of relationships or one relationship for a long time, you're very. Your advice changes the way you view it. Me and my wife are very happy, but we're very jaded. I know that because the last wedding we went to, we were giggling during the vows. Because I remember the first wedding that you go to, you're like, oh, my God, maybe you're still dating. And she's like crying, and we're like, yeah, we'll see if this works. Because that's not. You just know enough that that's not marriage. That's a wedding. Those are like, A marriage is not that date. The marriage is the next day when they get to the airport and she goes, I forgot my passport. Now you're married. That's the actual vows where things start. So, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Does your wife have a job on the side? Obviously a lot of work raising kids.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, my wife is kind of the Swiss army knife around the house. She does. Stays home with the kids, but also helps run the business, which, you know, hopefully ticket sales pick up this weekend in Lexington so there's more business to run. Run for her. And she's also an art teacher. She's great. She has a million skills, and I have one that I'm okay at. And as a true, proud man, I was like, I'll be the breadwinner with my words.

[Christy Lee]

I noticed you have a tattoo on your ring finger.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I have that. There's no easy way to say this. I lost my wedding ring a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that old one.

[Willie Griswold]

That old one. So it's. It's. This isn't funny at all. It's a moon. Our nickname for me is moonlight, so that's.

[Chick McGee]

Moonlight.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who knows? Is there is? If there is isn't a fascinating story, please make one up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's sweet.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, I mean, it's not an on air story.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

She likes her butt.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

The funny thing is it's a crescent moon. She likes the left hand.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

But that's her nickname for. But I would lose, like. Yeah, I would. It's a nice thing if you can get. It's really. I got it. Because I've had adhd. I'm very forgetful. I lose stuff all the time, and I got it. But I actually. I have a comedian friend who I. I told her I open a lot for Taylor Tomlinson, and Taylor told me. She goes, oh, you don't need a wedding ring. You look like a wedding r.

[Christy Lee]

You do look married.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

So it's that. And you know Gary Ridgeway.

[Chick McGee]

Those are my.

[Willie Griswold]

Either way, I'm charming.

[Tom Griswold]

We're speaking with Dustin Nickerson, comedian, and he is doing some shows coming up. You're gonna be at Comedy Off Broadway starting this evening, correct? Yes. All right. In beautiful Lexington, Kentucky. Then May 2nd and 3rd, it's the Olsen Run Comedy Club in Eugene. And then Hilarities in Cleveland coming up in Early June. And then June 15, the funny bone in Cincinnati. Yeah. For some great live stand up comedy. All right, now we return to the Silac Insurance news desk for a few words from Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

A few words. A woman claims she's addicted to eating tea bags. Ms. Libov Siric from Cyprus.

[Chick McGee]

Libov, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Lightly.

[Chick McGee]

Must be Libby, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you go with Libby.

[Christy Lee]

She's from Cyprus. She said her unusual habit started as a teen when her grandmother encouraged her to try eating mint leaves. Now, at the age of 20, Ms. Siric says she consumes tea leaves every day and even eats paper tea bags two to three times a week. According to Ms. Siric, she brews the tea, drinks it, then eats the leaves. It's a taste of freshness I can't get enough of.

[Tom Griswold]

I think when guys see that you. She's into teabagging on her profile, social media. And they may have a different idea.

[Chick McGee]

That's nowhere near what this is. Have you ever seen this show? My Strange Addiction?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

The list of people like this. Like this. This woman eats couch cushions.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

She can't stop.

[Christy Lee]

Is this a pica thing?

[Chick McGee]

Is this a form of urine? Drinker eats detergent, eats glass. Glass drinks gasoline.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that's the thing. This is fairly healthy, right?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Eats toilet paper.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, won't stop eating pottery. Pottery. What the hell?

[Christy Lee]

Now they have teeth left.

[Chick McGee]

I. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Honey, where do you want to eat tonight? How about Pier one Imports?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you mean the restaurant near there? No, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

Pottery Barn.

[Chick McGee]

This girl likes to eat sand because she likes the crunch. Lady likes to drink paint because it's a thicker version of warm milk on her throat.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that something?

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have something for her that's a thicker version on her throat.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, geez.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Always right down vulgar road, a lady.

[Chick McGee]

Who eats automobile tires.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, come on.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not making this.

[Willie Griswold]

That's just recycling. Yeah, that's good for the.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that going to kill you?

[Christy Lee]

How would you chew that? You can't chew rubber.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, we need.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we need to keep an eye.

[Josh Arnold]

On J. I learned that with a flavored condom once.

[Willie Griswold]

All right, come on.

[Chick McGee]

There's a lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Supposed to be a classy establishment guy.

[Chick McGee]

Let's clean it up. There's a lady who eats their hairballs from her cat.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's brutal.

[Chick McGee]

We have to keep an eye on Josh.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Oh, I'm gonna tell my doctor this next nicotine thing. Not so bad, man. Yeah, cigarettes are okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I could be drinking gasoline.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be a short hobby.

[Chick McGee]

And there is a picture of her licking her cat. Getting the hair off of.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, she's really something, isn't?

[Chick McGee]

She's fighting them off.

[Willie Griswold]

What was that website again?

[Tom Griswold]

Holy eating tea bags.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's the most sane of everything we just heard.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Not even that weird.

[Tom Griswold]

It's expensive.

[Josh Arnold]

Why is that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Steep. Oh, geez.

[Willie Griswold]

There we go. We're back.

[Christy Lee]

We're back.

[Willie Griswold]

That is the kind of program I want to be associated with.

[Tom Griswold]

Endorsed by a professional comedian.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of comedians, Saturday night, April 19th. That's this Saturday. Diamond Joe Casino, Northwood, Iowa. Willie Griswold. Jeff Oskay, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin. What a show. Ticket [e-mail] starting tonight, once again, comedy off Broadway in beautiful Lexington, Kentucky, where spring is springing. It's going to be Dustin Nickerson. You'll be there Friday and Saturday as well.

[Willie Griswold]

And tonight. Yeah, Thursday through Saturday. Oh, yeah, you already said. Stop listening.

[Tom Griswold]

Tonight would be the same as this evening, correct?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, well, it's just this. It's such a long show.

[Christy Lee]

Tell us about it.

[Chick McGee]

Every. Every day.

[Tom Griswold]

And coming up, it's the. It's the they're out of gas hour. It's ghosting hour. No, actually, no. We've got some fascinating stuff coming up, including a great scene scam, a really cool scam and a traditional. What's the word I'm looking for? Caper. Oh, a real caper. That really happened in Los Angeles. We're gonna have to get the Ocean's Eleven dudes on this one. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom Show. This is the Bob and Tom show. Text us at 888-26-2866. One more. Bob and Tom next. Attention.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silag Insurance desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Willie Griswold. Hey, man, he's here. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

You gotta respect it. Tom's ability to spin is. Is.

[Chick McGee]

He keeps back at me with nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

And his ability to use a lot of words.

[Christy Lee]

You should have been a presidential press secretary.

[Willie Griswold]

I really have.

[Josh Arnold]

I've always said that. And Christy, you're right.

[Christy Lee]

You would be amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

You would be a wonderful press secretary. I would hire you for that in a second.

[Chick McGee]

A spin doctor.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're welcome. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Program. Coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, we have a Guest in the studio, he is Dustin Nickerson. Dustin has not been able to hear any Pat Godwin songs. Yeah, Pat would have. We. Pat's been allocated to the glassed in room over there. Hey, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm in my crate like my little doggy over here.

[Christy Lee]

You look good in there.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, thank you. You look good in there, too.

[Christy Lee]

Well, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Too far away from me.

[Christy Lee]

Pat's hair is so.

[Josh Arnold]

You smell better in there too.

[Tom Griswold]

Beautiful.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's reaching for it.

[Tom Griswold]

He's reaching for it.

[Chick McGee]

He has the guitar.

[Pat Godwin]

We've been talking about Christie's marriage. You. Dustin's been married for 20 years. Me, I was married twice. Eight months and four years.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Nice.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm currently. I have a girlfriend of three years, so I'm doing pretty good. But let's talk. We've been talking about Andy, Christy's husband.

[Christy Lee]

More Andy.

[Pat Godwin]

He is husband number four. Take you back two years ago. Oh, in case you haven't heard about Christy Lee, she got married to Andy. When he proposed, she said, what the hell's one more. Welcome to the family. Christy's husband number four. Her first three marriages just didn't stick. Christy was over three and tied with Chick. Now Chick wants to date and even up the score. Who will win the title of Chick's ex wife number four? They say half of marriages will end in divorce. That number seems too low. I need to find out the source. Our show is nine for nine, including my two, of course. Even Tom. And we all know he's hung like a horse. Forget the odds. We wish you both the best. We know your love is gonna pass the test. But just in case it doesn't and your men marriage takes a dive, may we suggest Josh Arnold for your husband number five?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Your husband number five.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much, Patty G. That's a great song.

[Christy Lee]

Keep up the trend. I could go 20 years younger. Everybody else in here seem to.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you know why? Because it's the right thing to do.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Headline woman upset that man's dating younger woman.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I don't know if it's just my association with this show, but my wife just said she wants a divorce.

[Christy Lee]

Sitting in the room.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

It's my second time on the show. At the end of the marriage, you.

[Tom Griswold]

Mentioned that your wife is kind of also your manager. Business person.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, she's the cfo.

[Tom Griswold]

Does she do your taxes for you?

[Willie Griswold]

She does, yeah. Well, we also hire out a little bit. This is. This is the time of year where I am exactly reminded of why I need both political Parties because I'm not Republican. But I want my tax guy to be one. And not like a little, like a lot Republican. Like ideally, storm the capitol like a CPA into Q& on as right as possible. I cannot. Shady GOP tax stuff done on my behalf. But I won't let a Republican touch my coffee. No, they're terrible at coffee. They call it espresso.

[Tom Griswold]

Ugh.

[Chick McGee]

Who knew?

[Josh Arnold]

I know that.

[Dustin Nickerson]

That if you walk into a coffee shop and there's like a 22 year old girl with a Ruth Bader Ginsburg sticker on her laptop, you're in the right place.

[Willie Griswold]

Best cup of coffee you've ever like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, and maybe a nice tattoo.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, that. And that's. But life is about balance. I found it friend wise. I need both too. I need conservative and liberal friends. Like, I need a conservative friend for a good fourth of July barbecue where, you know, there's. They're gonna set off fireworks and you know, that's the only time they'll look at a rainbow in their house. But I need, I need, I need liberal friends too, because every once in a while I want to go to a play, have, you know, Republican men. Conservative men are terrified of plays. They're like, that's gay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's gay.

[Willie Griswold]

Like, it's not gay. Maybe the actors are. Likely. The actors are. But I think in their mind, like, you know, the last Republican went to a play was Abraham Lincoln.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't we learn our lesson?

[Willie Griswold]

It's about balance. You need both in your life.

[Tom Griswold]

Dustin Nickerson is our guest. We now have to go over that way. You know something? I have an idea.

[Dustin Nickerson]

So funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's do it. Let's just. You reminded me of a little bit of history. I have a little bit of history today. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Why not?

[Christy Lee]

You know what the day is?

[Josh Arnold]

It's May 4th.

[Chick McGee]

April 17th. Tom. The Ides of April. No, 15, what is it?

[Christy Lee]

The Ides of March.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead. 1964. This is. I, I, I. Well, I'll read it. In 1964, the Ford Mustang debuted at the World's Fair, wasn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Lost their minds.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, those are great cars.

[Josh Arnold]

Remained cool, like, right? Every subsequent model, they're still cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Except for the.

[Willie Griswold]

There was 1 in 90, the Mustang.

[Tom Griswold]

The Mustang 2.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me look that up.

[Tom Griswold]

It was like a miniature Mustang.

[Josh Arnold]

It was sort of the new Coke of Mustangs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Tried to ever call a Mustang a stang.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Mustang 2, you say?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was not good. But the Mustangs, it looks like a Taurus.

[Christy Lee]

I had A Mustang. It was baby blue. It was sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

Had Craigs on it. Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I was in Las Vegas not too long ago and got an Uber that was an electric Mustang.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah, those are.

[Tom Griswold]

That was very cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Some Mustang twos cool. Some not according to the images.

[Tom Griswold]

They're all not cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, okay, I'm sure you're reading.

[Tom Griswold]

Just wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Hold it. Hang on, Tom. I'll take this. Are you trying to have your own opinion? They're all.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, that was my mistake.

[Tom Griswold]

No, some. Some rando said it was. No, the Mustang 2 was not cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this, this Ford Mustang 2 is cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me see.

[Josh Arnold]

And then There's a Mustang 2 King Cobra. That's cool.

[Christy Lee]

Those are Mach Twos. Is that.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they're saying.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

Forget it.

[Chick McGee]

This wasn't fun or interesting conversation with the defense.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Then it got worse.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Sorry. On this state. Let's see. 1970 Apollo 13 returns to Earth.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that was a bad.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe they can make a movie out of that.

[Willie Griswold]

Was Katy Perry was on that one, right? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen that? The controversy going viral that she faked her space trip. Faked it?

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, That's a theory.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's. Here's the thing. If. If you've seen the. That spaceship, they couldn't have possibly made it look more like a male penis.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know it's crazy.

[Chick McGee]

As opposed to a female.

[Christy Lee]

I'm saying something about their.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say male member. Then I said I'll go with penis.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I'm saying.

[Chick McGee]

I hear you.

[Tom Griswold]

But this sure does look.

[Chick McGee]

This whole.

[Tom Griswold]

Like this is somehow liberating for women. No, it's. They're going up there because she's got a super rich husband. It's not.

[Josh Arnold]

And some. Now some of these images, The Blue Origin 2 are cool and some aren't. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

No. The mock.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it is now. You know what?

[Willie Griswold]

Forget it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think going to. Going up there for 11 minutes makes you an astronaut either.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't. You're a passenger. But pretty cool though.

[Chick McGee]

I think that's the best roller coaster ever.

[Willie Griswold]

I disagree.

[Tom Griswold]

Not for you, Dustin.

[Willie Griswold]

I think Jeff Bezos has done the impossible. He has made space travel not cool.

[Josh Arnold]

That's interesting.

[Willie Griswold]

He gets up there in a. It's dumb cowboy hat.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

And gets in the lamest, grossest looking spaceship you've ever seen and take celebrities to space. You're like, how did you make space boring?

[Josh Arnold]

That all sounds rad.

[Tom Griswold]

To me.

[Josh Arnold]

If I'm in a spaceship, I'm wearing a cowboy hat.

[Dustin Nickerson]

I'm glad things are finally going okay for Oprah's best friend. Yeah, I'm glad that she finally gets to have a nice little day, have some fun stuff in space.

[Josh Arnold]

Which one's Oprah's best friend?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, she's being all. Being viciously attacked. Deservedly. I mean, Internet right now. Deservedly.

[Josh Arnold]

All they do is go for a cool ride.

[Willie Griswold]

I think fun eggs are expensive. We got bigger problems.

[Tom Griswold]

I am woman. Hear me. Really? Okay. Good luck on this date in history. Oh, this is interesting.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Contentious at the in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Game of Thrones premiered on hbo. I've never watched a second of it.

[Chick McGee]

Pretty good.

[Dustin Nickerson]

I. I haven't watched it either, but you.

[Tom Griswold]

You would just hate it.

[Dustin Nickerson]

I don't think you should watch it. It's not going to be fun for you.

[Tom Griswold]

I have my own Game of Throne. I play wordle while, you know, on the toilet.

[Willie Griswold]

I got it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not getting up till I finish this.

[Willie Griswold]

Right there with you the whole way.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, do you play Connections?

[Willie Griswold]

No, I don't know what that is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's. That's another game that they have, the word game. And yesterday I'd like to protest. One of the answers was if you eliminate one vowel from each word, it becomes a dance. That is is not a.

[Dustin Nickerson]

You lived through Vietnam, the civil rights era. You live through so much stuff. This is when you start protesting.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Down with connections.

[Willie Griswold]

Down with connections.

[Tom Griswold]

One day they didn't have words. They had. What do we want?

[Chick McGee]

No more connections. What do we want?

[Tom Griswold]

It's time for a public flogging. A couple Quick birthdays. 1937, J.P. morgan.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he the guy that had the terror. Terrible nose?

[Josh Arnold]

One of them did. You're right. Yeah. I forget who. Which one?

[Tom Griswold]

It was all the bubbly noses.

[Chick McGee]

The bubbly noses.

[Tom Griswold]

And then Adam McKay, comedian and posh Spice. You know which one she is? Josh? Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

She's Beckham's wife.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Was she 51?

[Chick McGee]

One who has never been happy a second in her life.

[Josh Arnold]

She does seem frosty. But she must be happy.

[Christy Lee]

She's always hungry.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, for breakfast. I, of course, don't have anything. Then for lunch, I have a bean.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, for dinner, I brush my teeth.

[Christy Lee]

Eat a sandwich, enjoy your life.

[Chick McGee]

And then, thank goodness, I can vomit.

[Tom Griswold]

Or have a nice cup of coffee from our friends at Java House. See what I did there? This portion of the Bob and Tom show brought to you by Java House.

[Josh Arnold]

They're still not going with Java the Hut in spite of my letters.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe they're. What? Maybe one day. How about this?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What if we set up a tent in the parking lot? One day.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And just for one day, do Java the Hut so Disney doesn't have time to sue us.

[Willie Griswold]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

And you could be the barista. You can make the coffee java, no bother.

[Chick McGee]

So you could be the solo side.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you could be the barista. Because it takes no skill. Because at Java House, the. The pour and peel. Wait a minute. Peel and pour a. That's better.

[Josh Arnold]

If you pour.

[Tom Griswold]

If you pour without peeling. If you pour without peeling, you get air.

[Christy Lee]

What we mean about the 9:00 hour.

[Chick McGee]

I got a problem with your. With your Java House. I pour the hell out of it. What the hell's going on?

[Tom Griswold]

No one told me to peel Java House. The way it works. This is for coffee or for. I'm having the black tea, thank you very much. Or you can even have, as Christy likes to say. How do you pronounce it? Hydration drinks.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Or energy drinks.

[Christy Lee]

Need the electrolytes, my friend.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all like this. See, it looks kind of like a Keurig thing. Pot. What do they call those? Well, K. Cup. Yeah, that's thing, but it's not. It's. You just. It's a concentrate. You pour it in, you make your hot coffee or iced coffee, whatever you want. Lattes, energy drinks, hydration drinks, et cetera. It's from Java House. Go to java house.com for all the information. By the way, the promo code is they say is Bob and Tom. Spell it all out. One big word that could knock 25% off your order. Willie, you were just drinking it on your road trips. Oh, yeah.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Leave it in the car. Go to the gas station. Instead of getting the bad coffee, you get a big cup for ice and you pour it in there, a little water, nice, delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

It's gonna revolutionize the coffee at your home and at your office. The revolution, as I've said before, will not be televised. Thank you, Gil Scott Heron. It will be radioized. I gotta work on that phrase. Java House. Tell em. The Bob and Tom show sent you 25% off your online order. The official coffee and the official refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Willie Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Willie Griswold.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Hey, man. Good to see you.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Having a stunner of a morning, aren't we?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. In the studio we have comedian Dustin Nickerson from San Diego, California. A man in spite of his young age. He's been married 20 years. That's great. And three kids.

[Josh Arnold]

I love when people are in love.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. It feels very sarcastic.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, I didn't mean it that way.

[Willie Griswold]

Okay, great. Okay, great. Thank you. I appreciate that.

[Tom Griswold]

Stand up comedian. I should also point out you are on stage beginning this evening in beautiful Lexington, Kentucky, at Comedy Off Broadway.

[Willie Griswold]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

And go see him live it in person, please. I. I wanted to ask you. This is prior to becoming a comedian, you've been a comedian for quite some time.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You. Did you have any interesting jobs? Were you a college man? What's your life like?

[Willie Griswold]

I did go to college. I grew up in Seattle, went to the University of Washington. But my first, probably the most notable job was I was a youth pastor for seven years.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What religion?

[Willie Griswold]

Yes. Yeah. Buddhist.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't Muslim.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Islam is the religion.

[Willie Griswold]

The Buddhist youth group.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, I can't keep.

[Willie Griswold]

The Buddhist youth group's not as. Not as big as you think.

[Tom Griswold]

Good food, though.

[Willie Griswold]

Great food. Yeah, it was very passive.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Kids react weird to the whole life is suffering thing.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. They're like, we'd be like nirvana now. And they're like, we love the band. You're like, no, I got something totally different. No, I was a youth pastor at Christian church for like seven years.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Willie Griswold]

And I was terrible at it. Oh, no. Like, I like God and everything, but I was a bad youth pastor because I don't like teenagers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

And that'll reveal. That's a bad. That's a bad trait as a youth pastor to be like, I like. It was the teenage boys, like an eighth grade boy. You're like, what is this smell?

[Josh Arnold]

I've heard that.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, they smell sour. They smell like behind an Applebees. And you're like, oh, my. I've never. I'm gonna have you baptized for the bath just to get it. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my favorite joke of the year. Oh, my God, that's so funny.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. No, I would look at him just like, oh, my. I don't think you guys deserve the love of Christ.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have to do sermons.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. I was decent enough. I just had an absolute disdain for my congregation.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a friend, you're gonna find this hard to believe, who is a minister. And we got talking one day and he was upset because he found out that some other minister had ripped off his sermon. I'm totally serious.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you can go online and get sermons online, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, there's, there are certain things you don't steal.

[Christy Lee]

I know, it's crazy.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, at a certain point you go, listen, man, we're all using the same stories.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

You know, I'd be curious to hear what he was mad about was he's like, oh, man, I had this hot analogy about a giant getting beat by a little guy. And you're like, you're like, no, no, no, man. That's God's story. You stole that from the Holy Ghost.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, now ministers are just using AI It's a real thing.

[Willie Griswold]

It's all.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, I was just sort of.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm sure they are, though. You're probably right.

[Willie Griswold]

All right, everybody Using AI A weak.

[Josh Arnold]

Comedic premise turned into semi factual conversations.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, all right. I didn't. We can't be funny. We like to be semi informative.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm sorry, I didn't realize you had set up a premise.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I thought, I thought for sure you had punchline over here. Cuz I, I kind of sat back and I said, oh, Josh has a joke.

[Josh Arnold]

It's one of those cases where you, you and every comedian makes this mistake. You write out a premise, but in your head it's a punchline.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. Why aren't they laughing?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, because I just brought up something.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't say anything funny.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, Josh is setting up a bit.

[Tom Griswold]

We f. Several of those guys in here over the years.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Dustin did the, did the comedy and the pastor pastoring.

[Willie Griswold]

I was the least funny youth pastor of all time. I have no interest in making a teenager laugh. I don't want to bring them any amount of joy. I, I, nope, I didn't. I, no, because what's funny to a teenager should not be funny to an adult man.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Yeah, of course.

[Willie Griswold]

You know, I mean, it just, I wouldn't even try. I would just. You try and be relatable. But as is the case with any time an adult tries to be relatable or funny to a teenager in any way, it comes off cringy and awful. So just, I don't, don't, don't even try and relate to them. And have you seen, just hopefully they Absorb some of them.

[Josh Arnold]

You have teenage kids and I'm sure you've experienced them showing you a video on the Internet and they can't stop, like, laughing. And you and I, I know I've done that. Literally, I went, I don't know what the joke is.

[Willie Griswold]

And it's in those moments you realize that. Yeah. And it's in those moments you realize teenagers aren't human yet. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

They're on the way to human. They're in process. They're like tadpoles. When they have the tail and the legs.

[Chick McGee]

They'Re.

[Willie Griswold]

They're in between. You're like, you're not cute or useful. You have no place in a functional society. And that's why you just put them in middle school together. And you're like, just go be sweaty and weird and awkward in your little community and let us know when you're ready to contribute to society.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of on the same line, you, you have. Do you have a teenage boy right now?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, he's 18. At the same time, he's a little.

[Tom Griswold]

Bit on his way closer to Grand.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How about the girls? Do they have any. Is it, are you cool? Are you the cool dad because you're kind of a show busy guy or.

[Willie Griswold]

Is it, they don't care about any of that. They don't care about the Tonight Show. They certainly don't care about Bob and Tom.

[Dustin Nickerson]

I barely care about it, Dustin.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, you'd be hard pressed to.

[Chick McGee]

Find someone in this room.

[Willie Griswold]

I can't. I can't believe this show is still on. And what I mean is this episode, I mean, I. Thank God it's caffeine sponsored. No, but what they do care about is Instagram followers that like, they, they're very interested in that. Like, oh my gosh, your dad went viral on TikTok. They'll be like, my. They're like, can your dad follow me on Instagram? And you're like, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, 14 year old girl. I'm your. I'm your friend's dad. Don't be weirded out by the mustache. It's cool. I caught your choir performance last night.

[Tom Griswold]

Hot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, rock.

[Pat Godwin]

Can't wait for the dance recital.

[Willie Griswold]

I thought your solo should have been longer.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't even follow my niece because I, I don't need her friends going, who's this dude?

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if you're just joining us, hi. We are coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom Show. We've been hanging out With a comedian, Dustin Nickerson, man of. Of culture, a father of three with two still under 18. What are the ages again?

[Willie Griswold]

15 and 11.

[Tom Griswold]

You can ballpark.

[Willie Griswold]

You know, they're always changing.

[Chick McGee]

Just when you learn the race, it changes.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Real quick. What grades are they in?

[Willie Griswold]

12Th, 9th, 5th.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Nice.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they all at the same school?

[Willie Griswold]

The high schoolers are together, and then we have one in the middle school, like, kind of hybrid middle school.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the name? What is the mascot of the high school team?

[Willie Griswold]

They're the Scotties. They. Yeah, they're Dog. The dog. Yeah, the Scotties.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

It's really. It's cute. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't see Scotties that often.

[Christy Lee]

No. You don't?

[Tom Griswold]

No, they're great. I just saw a bunch of them at a dog show. They're wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty ugly. Pretty ugly.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they're great. They have facial hair like you.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Yeah, that little goatee thing, right?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Gross.

[Willie Griswold]

What if a little dog had a little beard? Yeah, it's a dog with a beard. What's wrong with you?

[Chick McGee]

And they're biters. They like to bite.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I like a dog that bites.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Willie Griswold]

That's an honest dog. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

He's not trying to get away with anything.

[Willie Griswold]

I like when animals do what they're supposed to do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I live near a SeaWorld. When orcas started eating trainers, I bought a season pass. We named those killer whales for a reason. Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm looking at the picture of this Scotty. It's incredibly cute. So ugly.

[Tom Griswold]

Just so ugly.

[Willie Griswold]

The Mustang. Two of dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

Chrissy. I can't. Did we do the story about fish and the clothing? Fish.

[Dustin Nickerson]

The band fish or fish?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Yes. Fish. Fish. The swimming critters.

[Willie Griswold]

No, I got it.

[Tom Griswold]

I got it right here. This is the weirdest story. In this study, they proved that fish can tell what kind of clothes humans are wearing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think we did do that.

[Chick McGee]

Clothes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What are they in the fashion police now?

[Dustin Nickerson]

That's how they know the fat kids.

[Tom Griswold]

Are wearing swim shirts.

[Josh Arnold]

Fat kids?

[Tom Griswold]

That's what you said.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Oh, man. Fat kids wearing swim shirts because they know what clothes you're wearing. I said fat kids.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Normal. Fell out of my chair.

[Dustin Nickerson]

I saw your face. Oh, my goodness.

[Josh Arnold]

What happened?

[Christy Lee]

They did this. They had the fish that they were feeding the fish, and depending on what shirt they were wearing, they knew the fish would know.

[Tom Griswold]

If the two divers came in, they would know which one fed him the fish the previous time. Based on the shirts they were.

[Christy Lee]

They would go to that Diver. Because they knew that. Oh, he has got the fish.

[Tom Griswold]

That's just so bizarre.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

The fish are that smart. So, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, sir?

[Tom Griswold]

When you catch those fish, will you throw them back in? You're. Yeah, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

And they say about 24 hours for the fish to forget that it got hooked. Really? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

They remember it all.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But until then. Yeah, until I forget, it's personal.

[Josh Arnold]

Fishing pressure is.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They try. They figure out it. Man, if I can start breathing oxygen, I can sneak into this guy's house.

[Dustin Nickerson]

It's that Dickies guy again.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's go back to the SILAC insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Christy Lee, A woman in Spain, Andalusia, Spain, has been caught faking muteness for over 15 years in an order to collect disability payments.

[Josh Arnold]

I wish more women would do.

[Tom Griswold]

I wish.

[Chick McGee]

I tell you what I know. A girl would be mute. That'd be great. Christie's husband. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be pretty easy to fake, wouldn't it?

[Christy Lee]

The woman claimed to have lost her ability to speak due to post traumatic stress disorder after she'd been attacked.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it'd be your thing. What if she hit her thumb with a hammer or something? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sitting there making all the signs.

[Christy Lee]

Sixteen years later, an insurance company responsible for paying her disability benefits noticed that none of her physicians recorded her inability to speak. The company hired a private detective who reported that, quote, the alleged mute woman speaks normally in public and was even recorded giving the private investigator directions when he approached her on the street.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she. Yeah, you got to stick with it. You got to commit.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you do have.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think if you were doing that when you were alone, you'd just test your voice, see if it still worked?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but she was talking all the time. Apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good. But if you were really.

[Tom Griswold]

If you were genuinely faith into it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there some religion, what do you call monk thing where they can't talk?

[Josh Arnold]

They take a vow of silence.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. For how long does that last?

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes the rest of their lives.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a drag.

[Christy Lee]

They got to talk to themselves in their room, though, Though. They gotta.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

I bet once a.

[Chick McGee]

There are.

[Josh Arnold]

There are Sundays. I literally don't speak.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I was gonna say.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'll go a couple days.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

You speak to your dogs?

[Chick McGee]

Well, unless I'm not speaking to them.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, they feel that, don't they?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they sure do. Oh, that's right. You know what? I'm not saying that's it.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're. Now, if you're on a Long drive by yourself?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever start singing a lot?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Now you're singing time.

[Chick McGee]

That's a whole different ball game.

[Josh Arnold]

You gotta sing.

[Chick McGee]

You gotta sing.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. The more time you spend alone. Like, I know I was. I know I've been spending too much time on the road. Like I was on like a nine day run the other day and I burped in my hotel. And then I go get it, girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

To my own burp.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

You're like, all right. My be time to head home.

[Tom Griswold]

This. They say the detective at random confronted her in the street, said, do you know the way to get? And she started talking. Reminds me, a friend of mine, years ago when I was working at a restaurant, this guy was one of our waiters and he worked for a private detective on the side. And his gig was they were. It was. He was going over to Daytona Beach. There was some guy who was collecting something from an insurance company because he couldn't work because he'd hurt his back. Ah. He actually videotaped the guy building a swimming pool. Digging, hauling bricks.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

The same thing. That'd be fun.

[Christy Lee]

Be a private detective.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, usually I think it's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, usually it's divorce stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You won't get involved in that.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at that. You can also watch the show on.

[Tom Griswold]

Our YouTube channel, Boom Baby.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold at the ih Steven Singer, sidekick chair. Willie Griswold here.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Hey man.

[Chick McGee]

This has been Chick McGee speaking in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much, Chick in the studio. Dustin Nickerson has joined us. He is a very fine stand up comedian. He's right over there. I can see him.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. What is on your sweatshirt?

[Christy Lee]

Bucky.

[Willie Griswold]

Bucky, baby.

[Christy Lee]

Tom's ever been to a Bucky?

[Willie Griswold]

Never been to a Bucky's.

[Dustin Nickerson]

He would, he would hate it. It's the best gas station in the world. They have really good food, good brisket.

[Christy Lee]

Brisket is to die for.

[Chick McGee]

Remember how you liked Publix in Florida?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Kept raving at the Bucky's is just as good, if not better than public.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Dustin Nickerson]

They got funny marketing. You're driving in Ohio. It says next Bucky's 500 miles or whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Dustin Nickerson]

It's a good time.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool.

[Christy Lee]

They have a whole. They can buy. You can buy clothing, you can buy things for your dogs.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean it seems like a revolutionary design, but really it was. Somebody was like what if we made a gas station pleasant.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

And somebody said, well, that's crazy.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you mean? This would be. I would find some amount of joy and you mean to tell me there is a clean bathroom? Why would I ever desire such a thing?

[Dustin Nickerson]

When I go to gas stations, I like to be grossed out and scared usually.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. Bucky's isn't for you. Buc EE's is a good brisket sandwich, a clean bathroom and maybe a Christmas tree while you're there.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit. Everything is it regional.

[Willie Griswold]

It started in Texas and now it's branching. You know, they need to sleep.

[Josh Arnold]

Slow down now, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, right. I agree. Don't over.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Wawas is starting to branch out and I, they, they need to slow down as well.

[Tom Griswold]

That's one of my favorite Eric Clapton George Harrison. I don't need your.

[Willie Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Anything you can think of, Tom, can relate it to 1967 or 8.

[Christy Lee]

Interesting thing about Bucky's. They don't allow so much there.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

So I didn't know that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they don't. They don't. Just cars, they just have cars.

[Josh Arnold]

So many pumps though.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So many. Great area to walk your dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

It's become a destination. On your way to the destination.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Willie Griswold]

It's the best road trip stop you could ask for.

[Christy Lee]

You're gonna spend a half hour though, at least. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Dustin Nickerson]

There's one between Louisville and Nashville if you're ever driving that way.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Willie Griswold]

They have a mascot that walks around. Yeah, there is. Yeah. A big buggy that walks around. People are taking pictures.

[Chick McGee]

Got big buckers.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he does.

[Tom Griswold]

I always get in trouble when I mention somebody has big buckers.

[Christy Lee]

Bucky is happy to have big, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

I tell you said beaver, right?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Fun mascot. Not a female guest of the show.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm glad to know horses have big buckers. And that leads us to this next story.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And it wasn't at a Buc EE's. It happened to be in a Walmart in Louisiana. Three men and a teen arrested for allegedly riding their horses through the Walmart.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

Four videos posted. The four videos. The four individuals posted video to a tick tock showing them riding their horses through the store as the 2006 Big and Rich song Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy plays over the clip.

[Chick McGee]

You know what though, Tom? I bet they had the same problem we did when we brought the donkey inside. They never think. They're worried it's going to urinate. They never think about the major transition.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I was more worried about the thing pooping in the building.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Urinations where they. That's. That happens inside a horse or a donkey. You're in trouble.

[Christy Lee]

Mason Webb, one of the men involved, told WBRZ be right that the horse was his emotional support animal. The police chief there, Carl Dunn, said the three men, ages 18 to 24 and the 16 year old juvenile have since been charged with entering and remaining after forbidden unlawful hosts of criminal activity and distracted disturbing the peace.

[Chick McGee]

Is that guy part of Airplane? Roger over. Done. Isn't that. Or something. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is interesting that there's a. What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Posting any video or stream of a crime to gain notoriety.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

So they actually have it in the. On the books now.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I'm sure a lot of the stuff that is happening is Just being done for Instagram.

[Chick McGee]

And of course, when Dustin writes the Green River Killer book, he won't be able to cash the church checks. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Besides the Walmart employees.

[Willie Griswold]

Quit saying my plan out loud, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's mad at seeing a horse in Walmart?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'd be overjoyed.

[Willie Griswold]

Have you ever been to a Walmart Horse? Would be not. Wouldn't make the top five smelliest creatures in there. Yeah, it would be. It would be a beautiful sight in a Walmart.

[Chick McGee]

There used to be like a people from Walmart. There was a whole website for it. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I like to think that they're like, we were going to do this at Target, but Target went woke.

[Tom Griswold]

So now.

[Willie Griswold]

We gotta take our horses. Walmart.

[Josh Arnold]

We sure miss Kmart, don't we? We can bring our cows in there.

[Willie Griswold]

You weren't allowed without an animal in Kmart. Excuse me. You're just a human here by yourself. What's wrong with you?

[Tom Griswold]

Finally, we have a fire Fyre festival update. Now, you may recall there were a couple different documentaries about the first Fyre Festival. That was the total disaster. None of the bands ever played. People spent thousands of dollars, got terrible rooms. There was no water.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Well, when Ja Rule is promised, you want to go.

[Christy Lee]

Well, Fire Festival 2 has been postponed amid ongoing scheduling snafus.

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know. Organizer told ticket holders it had been working with third. First of all, who's stupid enough to buy a ticket?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, whatever.

[Willie Griswold]

Fooled me twice.

[Christy Lee]

They'd been working with third party festival operators as well as Mexican authorities to organize the event scheduled for May 30 to June 2.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's an oxymoron, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Mexican authorities on island on Islam. Majority statement claims some ice on that joke.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no. The cops in Mexico are on the up and up.

[Willie Griswold]

It was ice joke.

[Josh Arnold]

You're not invited to my fourth of July barbecue.

[Willie Griswold]

All right, Deport that joke.

[Christy Lee]

The statement claims the event had, quote, unquote, full support from the government of Playa del Carmen, who organizers now accuse of theft, saying they had already paid for several permits. Island officials previously told news outlets they had no knowledge of the event nor contact with any person or company about it. The event's infamous promoter, Billy McFarland, told TMZ that they are deciding on a new location and a date. Would Billy just go?

[Josh Arnold]

He just sounds like he's up to no good from his name.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

I'm Billy. Billy McFarland.

[Josh Arnold]

The bratty neighbor kid who's.

[Dustin Nickerson]

Yeah, here.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you sign this?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Had they ever announced any bands for it? Wasn't that the whole thing? There were no bands.

[Chick McGee]

Ja rule.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, that was the first.

[Tom Griswold]

That was the first one.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of appreciate the if you build it, they will come type attitude, but man, these guys are just con, con people.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy went to j a significant amount of time in jail.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Now he comes out and he's going to try it again.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know nothing else.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What am I supposed to do?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I just googled the website. You can, you can buy merch. Oy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

That's kind of funny though, to get.

[Willie Griswold]

Get a fire fest.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Willie Griswold]

I ignore that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of hip.

[Chick McGee]

That guy wants to ask you out. The one wearing the fire too. What? Sure.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm honestly at now where I would probably buy a shirt to a concert instead of go to the concert Anyways.

[Christy Lee]

I'm with you, bro.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm like more than one band.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Thank you. Dustin Nickerson. Mr. Nickerson tonight is going to be starting a run at Comedy Off Broadway, Lexington, Kentucky. Go see him. We're having a great time. Thanks a lot, Dustin. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show content contest rules, go.

[Chick McGee]

To bob&tom.comcont contest-rules or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Bravo TV star Lala Kent holds nothing back.

[Christy Lee]

There's been so many times where I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, I apologize that I said that.

[Christy Lee]

But that wasn't meant for you to hear.

[Tom Griswold]

Feel you there.

[Christy Lee]

How fun would it be to bring in some Bravo liberties and make our own bracket iconic? All right, I'll take Dorinda, you take Sony.

[Chick McGee]

Sonia is who I wish I could be.

[Tom Griswold]

You and me both.

[Christy Lee]

I cannot be someone in the program. What's PTO Pay time off.

[Tom Griswold]

See, you never had a real job.

[Chick McGee]

Give them Lala.

[Christy Lee]

It is nothing but honesty.

[Chick McGee]

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