The BOB & TOM Show — April 17, 2026

06:00 – “When I Go Out Drinking” (Pat Dailey)
06:04 – Josh out, Willie in
06:05 – Kristi: “Do not go in there”
06:06 – Headless marriage
06:11 – Fish stick discussion
06:13 – “World’s Oldest Chicken Song” (Pat)
06:24 – Letter: found a drumstick ice cream, thought it was gone
06:27 – Letter: ordered iced tea with orange—excellent
06:29 – Letter: message for Chick—have a great show
06:33 – Letter: will take your PlayStation 5 off your hands
06:36 – Letter: in China, saw a kid wearing a Nirvana shirt; did air guitar, he ran away
06:50 – Tom has someone who blows his leaves
06:51 – Willie: going to Tom’s house is like visiting the White House

07:03 – Letter: put on sweatpants
07:04 – Letter: listens while working at a grocery store
07:05 – Letter: listens during a 12-mile walk
07:07 – Letter: favorite donuts?
07:11 – “Tiger, Let Me Drive Your Car” (Pat Godwin)
07:15 – Kristi: cops left her at a donut shop while she was drunk
07:28 – Tom: chef says internet recipes are not good
07:30 – Letter: my dog told me to write you
07:31 – “Oh Mow Mow” (The Rivingtons)
07:33 – Letter: wants to hear Chick’s “Baby Jessica”
07:47 – Top 10 college mascot salaries (Chick)
07:50 – Mascot game: name the university

08:04 – In studio: Jeff
08:04 – Jeff: failed to mention news
08:06 – Jeff suggests Tom get a waffle station
08:09 – Story: man with most Marvel character tattoos
08:20 – Tom’s tea discussion
08:23 – 67-shaped chicken nuggets coming soon
08:25 – In studio: Gertie the Chicken
08:26 – Gertie performs “World’s Oldest Chicken Song” (Eric Clapton parody)
08:28 – Kristi: Pop-Tart flavored tea
08:30 – Men arrested claiming their genitals were stolen in Tanzania
08:35 – Kristi: “God of Chaos” asteroid will not hit Earth in 2029
08:48 – Today in History

09:05 – Tom sprays himself in the garage
09:06 – Chick put toothpaste on himself; two showers that morning
09:11 – “Do It on Our First Date” (Pat)
09:23 – Man in China swallowed a chopstick
09:26 – Man stole charity money from a bar crawl
09:28 – Kristi had to read obituaries early in her career
09:29 – Driver hit a moose; moose died, car totaled
09:31 – Chick: “Big thighs save lives”
09:34 – Willie’s school outlawed body spray
09:46 – Tom’s phone fell into a dog’s water bowl
09:47 – Most popular baby name: Liam
09:51 – Chick’s mom said she always wanted a girl (in front of him)
09:52 – Tom’s model sister never introduced him to her model friends

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The BOB & TOM Show - April 17, 2026