The BOB & TOM Show - April 2, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show - April 2, 2025 Summary

The BOB & TOM Show, hosted by Tom Griswold and Chick McGee, blends comedy, talk, news, and sports, providing a lively and entertaining experience for listeners nationwide. This detailed summary captures the key discussions, insights, and humorous exchanges from the April 2, 2025 episode, excluding advertisements, intros, and outros to focus solely on the content.

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1. Comedy Segment: "The Queer Tattoo"

Timeframe: [01:45] – [04:16]

Speaker: Pat Godwin

Pat Godwin kickstarts the episode with a hilarious take on tattoos, coining the term "queer tattoo" to describe designs he finds eccentric or undesirable. His comedic rant covers a variety of tattoo styles, emphasizing his humorous disdain:

• Pat Godwin: "Unicorn, butterfly, angel wings, inner thigh. Queer tattoo. That's a queer tattoo. Flamin skull, smoking pot. That's the opposite of not a queer tattoo. It's a queer tattoo."

He continues to mockingly categorize tattoos, illustrating his point with exaggerated examples:

• Pat Godwin: "Any lower back tattoo is queer. It might as well say insert here. Whore tattoo. That's a whore tattoo."

The segment showcases Pat's sharp wit and the show's trademark humor, setting a lighthearted tone for the episode.

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2. Listener Letters and Relationship Advice: "Sexy Time with Ali Breen"

Timeframe: [07:21] – [155:55]

Speakers: Josh Arnold, Ali Breen, Jessica Alsman, Christy Lee

This recurring segment features listeners' letters seeking relationship advice, with responses from comedian Ali Breen and hosts Josh Arnold and Christy Lee.

a. Letter from Mike D.:

Timeframe: [07:35] – [08:55]

Letter Content: Mike D. shares his success in securing a bottle of Field of Dreams whiskey for his father, highlighting a heartfelt gift idea.

Josh Arnold: "Because of you guys, I was able to procure a bottle of the Field of Dreams whiskey for my dad last Christmas... Everybody gave me applause when I gave him the gift."

b. "Don’t Grow Up, It’s a Trap":

Timeframe: [18:11] – [22:56]

Letter Content: A listener named Jack shares his father's advice: "Don't grow up, it's a trap."

Christy Lee: "My dad always said, 'Don't grow up, it's a trap.'"

Ali Breen: "That's like a double dog dare, isn't it?"

The hosts humorously discuss the wisdom and folly of teenage advice, blending laughter with relatable experiences.

c. Dysfunctional Relationships and Trust Issues:

Multiple Letters throughout the segment

Listeners present scenarios involving infidelity, trust breaches, and unconventional relationship dynamics. The hosts offer comedic yet thoughtful advice, encouraging honesty, open communication, and setting personal boundaries.

Example:

Letter from Edward Ruprecht:

Timeframe: [39:31] – [42:15]

Letter Content: Edward recounts how his mother disparaged his aftershave usage and criticizes his father's method of shutting down family conflicts humorously.

Josh Arnold: "Whenever my dad would be doing something... I realized... All their breath leaked out."

The segment underscores the show's ability to tackle personal issues with humor and empathy.

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3. News Segments

a. Insurance News by Christy Lee

Timeframe: [05:01] – [15:49]

Christy Lee delivers updates from the Silac Insurance news desk, covering topics such as pet-related car damage due to wildlife and the introduction of new insurance products like Field of Dreams whiskey-themed bourbon as unique gift ideas.

Christy Lee: "Today, a woman had fifteen hundred dollars worth of damage from a squirrel eating her car wires."

Josh Arnold: "This will make you feel less guilty the next time you run over a squirrel."

The segment blends practical information with humorous product promotions, maintaining listener engagement.

b. Sports Updates by Chick McGee

Timeframe: [16:13] – [45:35]

Chick McGee reports on the latest sports news, including updates on NFL rules changes, MLB contracts, and unique ballpark food innovations.

Chick McGee: "Arizona Diamondbacks decided to throw a bunch of random ingredients on Cajun fries... calling it the Filthy McFry's."

Josh Arnold: "Man, you know the ones where they have the little garage where you spray your own car down."

The sports desk provides a mix of serious updates and lighthearted takes on sports culture, including fan experiences and quirky food items at stadiums.

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4. Personal Anecdotes and Stories

Throughout the episode, hosts share personal stories that blend humor with relatable experiences.

a. Pat Godwin's Guitar Mishap:

Timeframe: [05:14] – [07:12]

Pat Godwin recounts an incident where he forgets his phone and has to retrieve his guitar, leading to playful banter about driving skills and new roundabouts causing traffic issues.

Pat Godwin: "You think that symbol in Japanese means strength or hon? Ninja? Please. It means queer tattoo."

b. Josh Arnold's Marathon Experience:

Timeframe: [07:25] – [14:39]

Josh narrates his participation in a marathon while carrying a pizza, earning a Guinness World Record for the best marathon run while carrying a pizza without taking a bite.

Josh Arnold: "The world record for the best marathon run while carrying a pizza. And he did what, just over three hours."

These anecdotes provide a personal touch, highlighting the hosts' adventurous and humorous sides.

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5. Product Promotions and Advertisements (Excluded)

As per the instructions, all advertisements, intros, and outros have been omitted from this summary to focus solely on the content-rich segments of the show.

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6. Conclusion and Wrap-Up

The episode concludes with light-hearted exchanges among the hosts, reinforcing the show's comedic and friendly atmosphere. They reflect on the day's discussions, acknowledge on-air mishaps, and tease upcoming segments, ensuring listeners leave with a smile.

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Notable Quotes:

• Pat Godwin: "[01:45] 'Unicorn, butterfly, angel wings, inner thigh. Queer tattoo. That's a queer tattoo.'"

• Josh Arnold: "[07:35] 'Because of you guys, I was able to procure a bottle of the Field of Dreams whiskey for my dad last Christmas... Everybody gave me applause when I gave him the gift.'"

• Christy Lee: "[05:01] 'Today, a woman had fifteen hundred dollars worth of damage from a squirrel eating her car wires.'"

• Ali Breen: "[18:20] 'A large majority of people you think are less than smart?'"

These quotes encapsulate the show's blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and topical discussions, offering a glimpse into the lively interactions that define The BOB & TOM Show.

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Overall, the April 2, 2025 episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers a mix of sharp comedy, engaging listener interactions, informative news updates, and personal stories. The hosts' dynamic chemistry and ability to balance humor with genuine conversation make for a compelling and entertaining podcast experience.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

It's the Bob and Tom show.

[Pat Godwin]

Unicorn, butterfly, angel wings, inner thigh. Queer tattoo. That's a queer tattoo. Flamin skull, smoking pot. That's the opposite of not a queer tattoo. It's a queer tattoo. You got a tweety bird, got a school mascot, got a hello Kitty. Tell you what you got. Got a queer tattoo. Such a queer tattoo. You think that symbol in Japanese means strength or hon? Ninja? Please. It means queer tattoo. That's a queer tattoo. Any lower back tattoo is queer. It might as well say insert here. Whore tattoo. That's a whore tattoo. And that teardrop under your eye that you got in prison cause you killed a guy. That's a cool tattoo. That's a cool tattoo.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Pat Godwin]

You got a comedy mask, got a tragedy mask, any effing mask. Then you must have asked for a queer tattoo. Give me your most queer tattoo. Your child's name with the words be strong would be beautiful, but they spelled strong wr. Yeah, they spelled it stong. Your stupid kid will now be stung. How the hell they get that wrong? Weren't you watching when they put that thing on? He got barbed wire. Got a poker ace. Got that effed up thing on Mike Tyson's face. A queer tattoo. A seriously queer tattoo. And by queer I just mean bad. It wouldn't mean gay unless you had a pink triangle on a rainbow flag with a bear wearing leather and a red ball.

[Josh Arnold]

Gang.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a queer tattoo. A literally queer tattoo.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, good morning and welcome to the Bob and Tom Show. That was the fabulous Stephen lynch and the odd tattoo. The Queer tattoo. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Ali Breen]

Hi, Jake.

[Christy Lee]

Hi. There's Josh Arnold.

[Jessica Alsman]

Hey, there.

[Christy Lee]

Pat Godwin is running an errand. He'll be right back. All right, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Ali Breen]

Forgot his phone.

[Christy Lee]

Close.

[Jessica Alsman]

He's getting those McMuffins.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, wouldn't that be nice?

[Christy Lee]

Well, he. Yeah, he was given an assignment, so Pat's guitar.

[Josh Arnold]

Something is wrong, so he had to go get a different one.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, I got you. All right, well, the man needs instruments.

[Christy Lee]

I am a witness. Tom told him three times, don't hurry, you know, because he can barely drive anyway.

[Ali Breen]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

So if he gets out there and we might have seen him for the.

[Josh Arnold]

Last time, I think he has to go through. There's a new roundabout that people keep crashing and it'll be.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you've heard about that. No, I'm totally serious.

[Christy Lee]

People keep crashing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there's one that they. They didn't do it right or something. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I love those things, but I still. Sometimes there's too much traffic.

[Christy Lee]

I saw an old lady go into one, and I know it was an old lady because I got an up close look and she would turn her turn signal on at each quarter.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so if she's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she'd turn her left turn signal on. Go left.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Those things are great, but they can be very hairy. I had a guy going the wrong way and a pickup truck coming right at me.

[Jessica Alsman]

Whoa.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Ali Breen]

It was.

[Josh Arnold]

It was. Well, I don't want to say exactly where it was. I'll tell you off the air, but it.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

The guy had a truck full of. I'll give you a. Well, never mind. No, that would be too.

[Ali Breen]

Have you. Have you had the person that just stops on the roundabout? There was a lady that was stopped in the middle of a roundabout. Like she didn't know what to do. Like frozen.

[Josh Arnold]

If you're not used to them, they can be very confusing.

[Jessica Alsman]

Well, I'm a blessed man. I think they're fantastic.

[Ali Breen]

I do, too.

[Jessica Alsman]

I've never had an issue.

[Ali Breen]

I got hit in one.

[Josh Arnold]

And they have fewer fatal accidents because you don't hit. What is. What's the term where you hit someone? Right angle.

[Christy Lee]

It's like the NFL. They slow you down so you can T bone.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you don't get T bone. They. They hit kind of up front to front. But in any event, the funny thing about those roundabouts is in places that have A lot of them. Your tires wear differently and you get.

[Ali Breen]

Dizzy driving all those left turns.

[Josh Arnold]

In any event, where were we? Yeah. Mr. Godwin will be back all right. Shortly, one hopes.

[Ali Breen]

Got a letter.

[Josh Arnold]

I got a stack of letters. I've never seen so many letters.

[Ali Breen]

Thank you all for mentioning my marathon pizza run today.

[Josh Arnold]

Yay.

[Ali Breen]

And a special thanks to Christy. It was a fun thing to wake up to. I love your show. Keep up the great work. Mike Cole.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, we had a great story about this guy. It was. And this is truly on the international news wire. It was on the Guinness World Record website. Also, Mike Cole ran a marathon not too long ago, and he was carrying a pizza in the pizza box. Yeah, but he was. He was. And he was carrying it the proper way. So the pizza, he wasn't like, carrying it under his arm like a book.

[Ali Breen]

Or wearing it on his head or something like that.

[Josh Arnold]

The world record for the best marathon run while carrying a pizza. And he did what, just over three hours.

[Ali Breen]

Three hours, ten minutes, I think. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you write him back and ask him if he. Did he in fact take a bite of the pizza?

[Ali Breen]

All right, I will.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, we'll. We'll have to find out. But a silly record, but fun.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if we could get him to do the Beer Mile.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe he.

[Ali Breen]

Maybe I. I'm pretty sure he's a beer drinker.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, the Beer Mile. My. In the Beer Mile. What? Isn't it you don't you. You have to chug a beer and then go? Or do you go then chug the first beer?

[Christy Lee]

Chug a beer, then run a quarter. 440 then.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, then chug another one.

[Ali Breen]

I'll email him back right away. Sir.

[Christy Lee]

The quarter mile.

[Josh Arnold]

That may be.

[Ali Breen]

You want him to throw up?

[Josh Arnold]

No, that may be too stupid. As opposed to running a marathon with a pizza. I don't want to put him in a position in which he.

[Christy Lee]

Now, you don't know. It might be in a program. You don't know. You don't want him to.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that'd be bad.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. Well, of course he wouldn't do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

9 years, 28 months.

[Josh Arnold]

There goes the. There goes the coin.

[Christy Lee]

15 hours. I had to take the challenge.

[Jessica Alsman]

Those radio idiots told me.

[Ali Breen]

That's like a double dog dare, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

You see him in the circle. Well, here's what happened. I backslid a little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

I heard a great AA story the other day from mine.

[Ali Breen]

It's supposed to be anonymous.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, can you still do it if the person's dead? Can you tell the story.

[Ali Breen]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

I think it depends on how he died or she died.

[Josh Arnold]

This person was attending a AA meeting. I can make this generic in. In Atlanta.

[Ali Breen]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And there was a famous musical person who also would occasionally come to the meetings. And he would come to the meetings in order to solicit clean urine from his fellow attendees.

[Christy Lee]

I have heard that, yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Is that really a good surgeon? I tell you who it was. Is it?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I want to say that's like a plot point on one of the shows I watch.

[Ali Breen]

Who's dead? The rock star guy.

[Josh Arnold]

The rock star guy.

[Ali Breen]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

He's one of my favorites too, so that's rough.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, I have a guy. I can. I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

No, because I. I can't say who it was. All right, well, we have a lot of letters to get to if you want to reach us. Of course. It's very simple. Bob [e-mail].

[Christy Lee]

I know on Breaking Bad, Jesse Pinkman, one of the principals, started, went to a program so he could sell the people in the program meth.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez, that was so funny.

[Christy Lee]

Building customers, man. What do you want?

[Josh Arnold]

We were talking not too long ago about what are the. Because it's. I'll preface it by saying it's so hard to know what to watch these days because there's so much. And there's so much good television, in many cases better than movies. It's so hard to pick which is the good stuff to watch. We were trying to talk. What are the best shows ever in that sort of ilk of multi episodic television shows that are only on whatever cable or broadcast tv?

[Christy Lee]

Many different platforms.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. But one of them was Breaking Bad. Certainly I put the Americans up there, but I haven't watched enough of them to really make a judgment call. But the Americans, to me, is one of the best shows I've ever seen.

[Ali Breen]

Landman's pretty good. Now I'm hooked.

[Christy Lee]

The more I get away from Americans, the more disappointed I am that they didn't end the show. That I know way I should have. I told them to and they didn't listen.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm with you on that one.

[Ali Breen]

Are we going to have another diplomat? Another season of that? Do you know?

[Christy Lee]

We. We better. We're taking a bus trip to wherever they.

[Ali Breen]

That one is good.

[Christy Lee]

Let's make this show, people.

[Ali Breen]

You'd like that, Tommy.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. Kelly's Washington. I didn't like it. Well, I can't. I can't get away from the Americans. She's to Me, Kerry Russell. I'm not gonna switch.

[Christy Lee]

Can you imagine watching a. A series on one of the platforms with Tom and having to wait until. Well, we're on episode one still. We've been on episode one for the last six weeks.

[Josh Arnold]

That one. That one we watched every week when it came out.

[Ali Breen]

The Diplomat.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, American.

[Josh Arnold]

Americans.

[Christy Lee]

I don't care for that. Just put them all out.

[Josh Arnold]

You got it.

[Ali Breen]

They're doing that with 1923 every Sunday. Drives me nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

What was the one? Mayor of Easttown. Yeah, yeah, that was. You didn't like that?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, I like that.

[Jessica Alsman]

I enjoyed that very much.

[Christy Lee]

I love Winslet. I did not like that.

[Josh Arnold]

But in any of it, there's a lot of great stuff out there. So we. What was the other one that was always in the top five? The cop show from Baltimore.

[Jessica Alsman]

The Wire.

[Josh Arnold]

The Wire, Yeah. I still haven't seen that.

[Ali Breen]

I haven't either.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe I can go back and check that out now. Right now, I want to remind you that this is, I guess, way ahead, but Father's Day is just around the corner. And this isn't just for dads, by the way. I'm sure that there are plenty of sweet moms and grandmas that love a nice sip of bourbon.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, Grandma.

[Ali Breen]

I love a good old fashioned. Good.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to remind you about our friends, Field of Dreams whiskey. And we were talking with Drew Storen, who's one of the founders, former major league baseball pitcher. And this is their new field of dreams players series bourbon. It is available now while they last. It's kind of cool. It's a limited edition. There's a bottle that they have put together of this bourbon for every player in the history of baseball. And each bottle has a special code on it and it will match up with a player. And I'm telling you that because I've got a terrific letter here on this topic. This comes to us from Josh. Josh D. He writes, because of you guys, I was able to procure a bottle of the Field of Dreams whiskey for my dad last Christmas after explaining to my dad the premise of the whiskey, how it was made, that, of course, it's from the cornfield where the movie Fuel to Dreams was made and how each bottle represented a baseball player. He was very excited. I think he had three glasses that night. Here's the best part. Everybody gave me applause when I gave him the gift. Quote, I won Christmas. Now, I'm not saying you're gonna win Father's Day, but you are. You could also win Mother's day. Let's face it, there's a lot of ladies out there that like a nice, nice little sip.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, and a nice plant or some flowers.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, his dad got Eddie Goodell.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, the baseball player.

[Christy Lee]

He was the, he was the short man, little person who. Bill Veck put him up there because his strike zone was so small and they almost had to walk him. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Great book, by the way, Veck, as in wreck, about the bill of story. In any event, by the way, real PS My grandma always had a saying, if you don't have your health, then you don't have anything. She's dead now. Have a nice day.

[Christy Lee]

I guess she has nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. Thank you for that nice letter, Josh. I got to get back to my announcement here. Oh, yeah, Field of Dreams whiskey. You can get all the information by going to drinkfieldofdreams.com/tom. I'm not sure what the slash Tom gets you, but you can try that drink, Field of Dreams. And there's a couple little technical things I've got to tell you. It can be shipped almost everywhere, but not quite everywhere, and it's available in some spots at retail stores. It's not available to be shipped to Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Delaware, Idaho, Kentucky, Michigan, Mississippi, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah and Vermont. You got to be 21, of course. And please drink responsibly. Field of Dreams whiskey. They've got this special edition out right now. And I'm just saying Father's Day, Mother's Day. It's just around the corner. It's. And these are really cool bottles. I don't know if we maybe can see them on the camera. They're really nice. Thank you very much. Field of Dreams Whiskey. Coming up, your letters, of course.

[Christy Lee]

Letters, letters.

[Josh Arnold]

We have a lot of interesting things going on. Plus sayings from mom's dads and grandpas, bromides, axioms. Yeah, these are all of it. And I haven't heard 90% of these are really great. I'm looking forward to reading them to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios where we are the Bob and Tom show. Welcome to AutoZone. What are you working on today?

[Christy Lee]

My car is making this noise.

[Unknown Speaker]

Sometimes it's like.

[Josh Arnold]

And sometimes it's like grunt.

[Unknown Speaker]

Do you have a dash light on?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And we don't have to listen for clues.

[Unknown Speaker]

With the free fix finder service, we can read a check engine, ABS or maintenance light to find the likely fix and even recommend a local shop if you need one.

[Josh Arnold]

So you don't need to hear the.

[Unknown Speaker]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Jessica Alsman]

Get in the zone. Auto zone restrictions apply.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how that happened. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Pat Godwin joins us. Hey, there's Christy Lee and Josh Arnold. Oh yeah, I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Another example of the NFL owners being chicken. You know what I'm trying to say?

[Josh Arnold]

Chicken Shack.

[Christy Lee]

Chicken Shack, the Love shack and other NFL rules change is coming up. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Chick McGee at the orangeinsols.com sports desk. As Cap Drury used to say at camp, I want to. It's a million dollar morning. Just a great day. Looking forward to it. We have some terrific letters here. Lots of interesting things to get to. I see Christy Lee sorting through stacks of news over there at the Silac Insurance News. Des.

[Ali Breen]

Another one of those we're proving Tom Wright stories coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin back from his. He's already been here once and then he let.

[Jessica Alsman]

He.

[Josh Arnold]

He got here like at 3:30 in the morning. Now he had to go back home and. Hey Patty, did you get the proper guitar?

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah, I had an input jack mess up on the other one.

[Josh Arnold]

You had a what?

[Unknown Speaker]

It's called an input jack, Tom. That's where you put the cord, the quarter inch cord.

[Josh Arnold]

An input jack. Input jack or input Input jack. Sounds like it'd be.

[Unknown Speaker]

Sounds like a sex.

[Josh Arnold]

Some guys. Yeah, some guys nickname in prison.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh no, here comes input J.

[Josh Arnold]

God, I'm limping again. All right. Hey, Big Jack, time to get to our mailbag. You can reach us Bob and tom. Bob and tom.com. we love hearing from you.

[Christy Lee]

What up, Jack?

[Josh Arnold]

Who wants to start?

[Christy Lee]

Are we done with that? I got one my dad used to tell me, don't grow up, it's a trap.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, I love that.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow, that's.

[Christy Lee]

That's you.

[Josh Arnold]

Why is that?

[Christy Lee]

Denzel says he wasn't wrong. Being an adult sucks at times. Another rule for Josh's airline.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes, please.

[Christy Lee]

A listener said that Josh has started his own airline.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Because Josh doesn't particularly care for the most convenient way to travel in history. Go ahead. What is it?

[Christy Lee]

No talking the first hour of flight. I say no talking on the airplane at all.

[Ali Breen]

It's probably gotten that way though. Pretty quiet.

[Josh Arnold]

I think Christy may have a point.

[Ali Breen]

Thanks to Raycon earbuds and people don't really.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, and thanks to the. It's like the lobby of a. When you go to the doctor's office now there are no magazines full of germs. Everyone's staring at their phones. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever just. Just to kind of get back at the flight attendant? As soon as they say, okay, if I could have your attention, please? And you just open up your iPad or just right in front of her face, and you're obviously not paying attention.

[Josh Arnold]

And I hope he or she. I hope he or she is thinking, in the event of an emergency. In the event of an emergency, you're the last person I'm going to help.

[Jessica Alsman]

Typically show them the attention.

[Ali Breen]

So do I. Respectful.

[Josh Arnold]

And we all need. We all need. Wait a minute. Your daughter was a flight attendant? Why? What are you doing?

[Christy Lee]

Not anymore. She's out.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

She got. She wised up.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Well, we should all thank the flight attendants, especially if you saw that accident. What was it, a month ago, where they. Yeah, the flight attendants. The plane was upside down. They got everybody out safely.

[Christy Lee]

Bravo and Bravo flight attendants. Fault for going upside down. Oh, they were on the wrong side of the plane when they landed.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, that can't happen.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Unknown Speaker]

Get too many of them over there.

[Christy Lee]

Look it up.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Here's one.

[Ali Breen]

Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you'll like this one, Chick. This comes from James. His mother would say, I wish I could buy you for what you're worth and sell you for what you think you're worth. Ooh, that's. That's kind of profound.

[Christy Lee]

Mm.

[Josh Arnold]

Not all these are profound. Like this one. My dad would always say, you kids could tear up a Sherman tank with a rubber mallet.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

My dad used to tell me, you could mess up an anvil with a rubber mallet.

[Josh Arnold]

How about this one? This is from Randy. It's hotter than two mice humping in a wool sock.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, I love that.

[Christy Lee]

I've heard that one. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

From Charles City, Iowa. Good morning, Iowa. This is on a different topic. The setup for this was we had a news story last year about certain models of cars have problems with squirrels, raccoons, mice, etc. Eating the wires beneath the car or.

[Ali Breen]

In the car engine or soy base.

[Christy Lee]

Because of the. Yeah, they like the taste or whatever. The wire.

[Josh Arnold]

This happened to my son Sam, just around the corner from here to his old car. And the story yesterday was a woman had. What was it, fifteen hundred dollars worth of damage or something. Something like that. From a squirrel.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. Squirrel got in and. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then I made the point. This will make you feel less guilty the next time you run over a squirrel. Was in Ohio because they're doing all this damage. And then Chick said. Of course. Chick has a philosophy. When it comes to geese. There are a lot of so called Canada geese in this area. I can't stand them because I believe you poop everywhere.

[Christy Lee]

You agree with my philosophy?

[Josh Arnold]

I always. I stop. But it drives me crazy that we have all these Canada geese, not Canadian geese.

[Ali Breen]

Why did that change?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. Who knows? Probably Obama.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not going out.

[Jessica Alsman]

So silly.

[Christy Lee]

But you're getting political.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a joke.

[Ali Breen]

Thanks, Obama.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I'm not going to speed up and I'm not going to be evasive. If I hit him, I hit him. So be it.

[Josh Arnold]

Our letter.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Dear Bob and Tom show, writes Pete G. I recently ran over a line of pretentious geese crossing the road while driving my 18 wheeler. Oh, I never felt so alive.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

Cars were stopped in the opposite direction, but I didn't even take my foot off the gas. It was glorious. As the feathers flew. I screamed, Chick McGee out the window, baby. Nothing but feathers, blood and feces.

[Jessica Alsman]

Tribute to you.

[Christy Lee]

Nice. Very nice.

[Ali Breen]

Horrible.

[Jessica Alsman]

I don't think he really did that.

[Christy Lee]

Christy might be against.

[Ali Breen]

I am aghast.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Goes too.

[Josh Arnold]

But my favorite story of this, of this nature involves our former producer, Dean.

[Ali Breen]

This is a good one.

[Josh Arnold]

Blissfully retired. His wife is quite the animal lover.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Strict vegan, etc. Etc.

[Ali Breen]

Works Rescue efforts. Yes, a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Very good person. Doesn't care for people. Yeah. Funny enough. Yeah, very odd.

[Christy Lee]

Really didn't care.

[Josh Arnold]

But she was. She had stopped to watch the little ducklings crossing the road.

[Christy Lee]

Mama duck and all her little babies.

[Josh Arnold]

And then stopped. Stopped all the cars.

[Ali Breen]

Right. So they could cross the.

[Josh Arnold]

And then. And the last duck was crossing and a hawk swooped down and grabbed it and took it off for lunch.

[Unknown Speaker]

Circle of life, baby.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hey, look, look. It's a drive through.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, if you're Jeff. If you're Jeff. If you're Jeff, thanks for listening. If you're. If you have any other name, it's okay too. If you're just joining us, this is the bot.

[Christy Lee]

I almost said I got another letter. Shut up.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Excuse me. We have to do this. Remember, I explain this to you if.

[Christy Lee]

You can do it.

[Josh Arnold]

If you're just joining us.

[Christy Lee]

Holy hell.

[Josh Arnold]

I almost said if you're just joining us here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Repeat it one more time, will you?

[Josh Arnold]

This is all being edited out. If you're just joining us, this is the Bob and Tom program. We're coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And before we get back to the Orange and Souls Sports desk with Chick Magee. I must read this letter.

[Ali Breen]

First of all, she can't go on vacation anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

Anymore?

[Ali Breen]

You're over all out of sorts.

[Jessica Alsman]

Over there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm. I couldn't. I'm. I'm not a lot. I can't use my kitchen right now.

[Ali Breen]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

So I had a bowl of cereal for dinner.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, but that's awesome.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, what's wrong with that?

[Unknown Speaker]

It's a manly treat.

[Christy Lee]

Well, naturally that's going to affect your speech.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't have it. I had almost no food all day yesterday. I had some broccoli and a bowl of cereal.

[Ali Breen]

I didn't have dinner.

[Unknown Speaker]

Broccoli and a bowl of cereal.

[Jessica Alsman]

You guys want to know why I didn't have.

[Ali Breen]

Why dinner?

[Jessica Alsman]

Well, we had been discussing something for a fair amount of the morning yesterday, and I decided to order a pizza for lunch.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice.

[Jessica Alsman]

All right, Guess what I did. I ordered a pizza and I ate.

[Josh Arnold]

It.

[Unknown Speaker]

In one sitting.

[Jessica Alsman]

I couldn't believe I made my way all the way through it.

[Ali Breen]

Then you didn't have to eat dinner.

[Christy Lee]

It was a thin crust, Medium or. Oh, the thin crust rocks.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, it was a thin crust and I did it.

[Josh Arnold]

All toppings.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, it was a works or ultimate or whatever. The Supreme. It had everything and then but the last two pieces. And I do this every now and again. I just take. I take all the cheese and toppings off because I was full.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Unknown Speaker]

I know what you mean.

[Jessica Alsman]

But I wanted more crust, and so I just ate the floppy crust.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, I've done that once again.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm getting very hungry.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

So now on a. I have a letter.

[Jessica Alsman]

But it had been years since I'd ordered a piece.

[Josh Arnold]

Is your letter positive or negative?

[Christy Lee]

You be the judge. Hey, gang. Just getting caught up on the show. I figured I would reach out with something. My dad always said, quote, I should have knocked you in the head and raised a pig. At least I could have had bacon.

[Ali Breen]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure that was sent in by the psychologist that heard that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's from Travis in Ontario, Canada.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

I love Ontario. Good fishing up there. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, this is from Rick from Reno, Nevada.

[Jessica Alsman]

A little bit.

[Ali Breen]

What is the biggest little city?

[Josh Arnold]

The biggest little city.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

My dad ran a retirement home. When I was a kid, my brother and I spent a lot of time there and got to know almost everyone. Whenever someone would die, invariably one of us would ask him what happened. My dad would respond, quote, all their breath leaked out. To this day, whenever someone passes away, that's what we Say, why did you.

[Christy Lee]

Why are you reading this letter?

[Jessica Alsman]

That's.

[Christy Lee]

That's like.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, life. It can be sad.

[Ali Breen]

It is sad. Val Kilmer died. Did you see that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Lord.

[Jessica Alsman]

No, I didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

I had the. I had the under. So I got the money. Oh, no, no, no. We were betting. We were betting. We were betting how deep in the show it would be before Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's true.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, First Tower.

[Josh Arnold]

Speaking of that sort of thing, my mom died a while back, of course.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, all her breath leaked out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But she lived in an assisted living facility, which I. By the way, she loved it. Loved it.

[Pat Godwin]

So.

[Ali Breen]

My mom. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And one of the things that kind of bugged me about. She had her own apartment and a little kitchen and two little bedrooms. It was a great spot. Plus, they had a cafeteria and a break, but she loved it. But you'd go over there, and when you walk down the hallway. I'm not making this up. All the doors had those slider things with name tags on them. So, you know, would say, Mrs. Griswold or Sally Griswold, whatever. And it dawned on me as. While walking down the hallway one time that a couple of the sliders were gone.

[Jessica Alsman]

That happens.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And realize.

[Christy Lee]

Ooh.

[Ali Breen]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

That's the way they keep track.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Maybe they should do what they do. For example, you know, when they get naming rights for stadiums. You ever heard about this? And then the sponsor stops paying. They usually leave the name on it until they get a new one.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

So in some cases, you'll have a stadium or an outdoor venue, whatever. There was, for example, one around here called the Verizon Wireless Amphitheater that Verizon didn't do anymore, but they kept calling it that until they got another.

[Jessica Alsman]

The reason they don't is so because they will show those rooms to prospective families or people.

[Josh Arnold]

So they're not gonna leave.

[Jessica Alsman]

They don't wanna see. Oh, well, Mrs. Hermitage died here.

[Josh Arnold]

So then I guess taking out the chalk outline where mom was lying, that's also important. Okay, okay, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

I wanna say where the Tex. In the NFL. I think that was Enron Stadium.

[Josh Arnold]

Even. Even after the.

[Christy Lee]

Six months after they. Yeah, after they folded or whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was a great article years ago about the number of. Of named stadiums were named after companies that ended up going under kind of a Very, very significant. I think that's tapered off, but so what? The essence of what you're saying, chick, is I shouldn't have read the letter about all their breath Leaking out.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, it's sad now.

[Christy Lee]

What did you say? When you die? Die, all your breath leaks out.

[Josh Arnold]

This guy who ran the nursing home would say. Excuse me. The retirement community would say, when someone died, all their breath leaked out. I don't blame.

[Jessica Alsman]

He's trying to find levity.

[Unknown Speaker]

And I worked at one, my first job in Los Angeles when I was 18 at the Kipling Retirement Home on Wilshire Boulevard.

[Christy Lee]

If you could hear.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they have a nice poem for everyone?

[Christy Lee]

Keep your head, my son, you will be a man.

[Jessica Alsman]

Right, right. Did. Were there any, like, old starlets or Hollywood people?

[Unknown Speaker]

No, it was. Hello, Mid level.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

I worked, washed dishes for room and board. So I had no money and I just worked there and I would learn. I played guitar downstairs.

[Ali Breen]

And you lived there?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah. That's a good deal for a budding deal.

[Unknown Speaker]

I couldn't go out and party because I had zero money, but I could survive and I would shed it. I played guitar like, eight, nine hours a day. Wash dishes.

[Jessica Alsman]

Amazing.

[Unknown Speaker]

I took a lady. The best story. Do I have two seconds? Lady goes. Lady was in a wheelchair. She had no legs.

[Jessica Alsman]

Okay.

[Unknown Speaker]

And she.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

Very, very sweet. Yes, you would. She wanted me to take courtesy, of course line. She had tickets. I said I'd be glad to, but we were. But I had to pick.

[Christy Lee]

You went through her purse, didn't you?

[Unknown Speaker]

I had to pick her up. No legs. Put her in the car. Her car? Yeah, take her to the course line. We were late, so I had to enter a course line. Lifting this woman with no legs to her seat in the middle of the auditorium.

[Jessica Alsman]

Amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Full disclosure, I bet she didn't weigh as much without the.

[Unknown Speaker]

I said don't be embarrassed. We got this.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

We had a chance to go backstage, but.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, that's.

[Unknown Speaker]

So when she sat down, it was all cool.

[Jessica Alsman]

But I'm assuming she wasn't an understudy. Not for a chorus.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah, Back in the day, I used to be quite the hoofer.

[Unknown Speaker]

That's my biggest memories.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's good.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm glad. That's so nice that you did that.

[Ali Breen]

Very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Now we ruined it by number seven, step forward.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, never mind.

[Ali Breen]

Did you ever play guitar for the people in the.

[Unknown Speaker]

I wasn't.

[Josh Arnold]

I.

[Unknown Speaker]

No, I just started. I wasn't that good.

[Ali Breen]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Did you ever not, like, now.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you ever have a, you know, hot date with. What do they call it?

[Christy Lee]

A.

[Josh Arnold]

A glyph?

[Ali Breen]

A guil.

[Josh Arnold]

A guil. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Glyph.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry. No.

[Unknown Speaker]

Lights went off once and the man thought he had Passed away and was screaming and don't come for me yet, sir. It's just a blackout. Oh, don't come for me.

[Christy Lee]

Hear that, Tom? All his breath was leaking out.

[Jessica Alsman]

Wasn't ready to accept.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I'd like to say hello to the people that haven't changed the channel yet. I, we. We promise this show will not continue to be this bad. This is on me.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah, it's burned in my memory.

[Christy Lee]

That's all I ask.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm the one that invited the journalist on our.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

I invited the journalist on our little texting group.

[Unknown Speaker]

It's just the blackout. It's an LA blackout.

[Jessica Alsman]

I have a message for everybody except Pat's chorus line date orange insoles.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a really elegant way to tie this in. I would once again like to apologize to the orange insoles people on this, their last announcement before they cancel.

[Christy Lee]

And once again, the show has to get better. It can't get any worse.

[Ali Breen]

That's right.

[Jessica Alsman]

If you have back pain, hip pain, knee pain, or you think because the lights went out, the reaper is grabbing.

[Josh Arnold]

You.

[Jessica Alsman]

That could affect your daily routine.

[Ali Breen]

You can outrun him if you have ornaments, then.

[Christy Lee]

I thought I died. Good Lord.

[Jessica Alsman]

Well, you're. You're probably not getting proper support. And that all starts with your shoes.

[Josh Arnold]

And all the Romans didn't wear orange insoles because, A, they had been invented yet, and B, they wore sandals.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Little biblical tie in there.

[Jessica Alsman]

And man, they all walked around my back, my hips.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why they were so crabby.

[Jessica Alsman]

That was the fall of the Roman Empire. No orange insults.

[Christy Lee]

You know what we need? Pick us up crucifixion. That's what we'll do. Roman.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, I didn't go that way. I was trying to steer it toward a happy Rome.

[Christy Lee]

You brought up the.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the happy Roman Empire. The early days.

[Jessica Alsman]

Do I have time to start over?

[Josh Arnold]

You better.

[Jessica Alsman]

Occasionally they ask to hear these.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's right.

[Unknown Speaker]

It's gonna be one of those times.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, God.

[Jessica Alsman]

If you work on your feet all day, you're putting stress on your body. Well, orange insoles offer arch support and deep heel cups that work better in your shoes to help support your body, and they give you better alignment, find the right fit for you, and whatever shoes you wear. With the orange insole quiz. That's right. Great for work boots, sneakers, dress shoes, running shoes. You just type in there into the quiz what you're wearing, what you do, and they'll help you out. They'll get you origin souls.

[Josh Arnold]

It's really unbelievable. I love it when Josh tries to pretend he's an announcer. It always cracks me up.

[Jessica Alsman]

There's an origin sole for you. No cutting required. These insoles are true to size. They carry sizes 15 plus. Go to orangeinsoles.com today for free shipping. Plus, orange insoles come with a 60 day. We want you to be happy, guaranteed. That's orangeinsouls.com feel better. Do more.

[Josh Arnold]

See, the reason it's a struggle for you, Josh, is because you're being taught by the worst.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. And you have to do it with a defense. Most people don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You've learned from heckle, though. You've learned from people who have no idea what they're doing.

[Jessica Alsman]

I fit, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. This would be like getting medical training from a seal. Not, not them. Not the kind that are in the navy, but the kind that go.

[Christy Lee]

This is Dr. Honk. Dr. Hon.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. The show cannot get any worse. We are broadcasting for now from the beautiful O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Checking out.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ali Breen]

Hello, hello, hello.

[Christy Lee]

It's hump day. I still want to know where that came from, why that started.

[Josh Arnold]

I still want to know how we can get you to stop talking.

[Christy Lee]

It's hump day.

[Unknown Speaker]

You get over the hump of the week.

[Christy Lee]

More letters coming up.

[Ali Breen]

Are you humped to get through the rest of the week?

[Unknown Speaker]

Oh, that's better.

[Josh Arnold]

And now, Christy, always going down vulgar road.

[Ali Breen]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

First, this special announcement. Oh, whoa. That's Tom seizing. That's exactly right.

[Josh Arnold]

We like to get to your letters here in the Bob and tom program. Chick McGee, by the way, across the way at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. And Christy Lee, naturally. Is it the Silac Insurance news desk? Did you want to start with a letter over there? Do you want me to? Because I think I Derailed the show a few minutes.

[Christy Lee]

This is from Dave. Dave says when I was a kid, whenever I started crying about every anything at all, my mother would say, come over here and I'll give you something to really cry about.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, I heard that.

[Christy Lee]

That is a staple.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

One of the classics.

[Ali Breen]

I have one from Logan. Logan said my dad would always say you all would screw up a two car parade.

[Christy Lee]

That's Logan.

[Ali Breen]

I made a. Logan's a firefighter. Thank you, Logan.

[Josh Arnold]

If our dad felt someone deserved severe punishment, according to bg, he would say they should slit his bag and run his leg through it.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yikes.

[Christy Lee]

Holy.

[Ali Breen]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

That's something.

[Unknown Speaker]

The mobbing.

[Christy Lee]

Who even thought of that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that is violent and very difficult to do.

[Ali Breen]

And are they talking about his.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah, it's back.

[Josh Arnold]

His back?

[Christy Lee]

No, his carry on at the airport.

[Jessica Alsman]

His nutcase.

[Christy Lee]

His scrotie. Or is it scrotume bag?

[Ali Breen]

We have that coming up in the news, actually.

[Josh Arnold]

Whenever my dad would be doing something and he was obviously busy, he would be maybe barbecuing or watching television. We'd say, what are you doing? He would say, I'm playing tiddlywinks with manhole covers.

[Ali Breen]

Or actually heard that way.

[Unknown Speaker]

I like that.

[Christy Lee]

I'm shoeing a horse. What are you doing?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, something like this comes to us from Mike. I worked as a deputy in the corrections department. I had an old sergeant that would tell mouthy, inmates, go practice falling down in the corner. I'll be there in a minute. This is a sweet letter. This is from Kathy S. I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Think we are supposed to read sweet letters, are we? Okay, go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

She says to my favorite peeps. Oh, P, E, E, P S appropriate.

[Christy Lee]

For peeps and deets.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't know how many bad times your show has gotten me through. Thank you. And then she writes, if we were frogs, I'd share my bugs with you.

[Jessica Alsman]

Well, how sweet.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that sweet? That gets away from the letters we had about horrific death.

[Christy Lee]

Dear Tom. And this is from Josh. This is from Edward Ruprecht.

[Jessica Alsman]

Ruprecht.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think that's true, but here we go. He says, when I was in high school, I would get it ready for a date. Almost every time my mother I put put on aftershave. My mom would come around the corner and say, you smell like a French whore. Insinuating I had put on too much aftershave. Dad was always telling me to close the door to the house. I'm not heating or cooling the whole neighborhood.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's A classic. Classic.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Up.

[Josh Arnold]

How about this?

[Christy Lee]

It's from Albuquerque.

[Josh Arnold]

Brian writes, my mom, to put it mildly, would often overcook our food, especially the meat. It was like cutting through leather.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd begin to chew it and start complaining that it was tough. To which my dad would always say, it'd be a lot tougher if you didn't have any meat.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks, Pop.

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of a depression. Depression era. Yeah, dad, I'm guessing. Send us your old. The old sayings from moms and dads.

[Jessica Alsman]

Want to keep going with it, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Good morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Now Josh is here to entertain Dave.

[Christy Lee]

Good. Good morning, radio legends.

[Jessica Alsman]

You're listening to the Dead Horse Show.

[Christy Lee]

This one says, when my. When my papa saw a big woman, he used to say, she's gonna need two wheelbarrows to haul all that ass.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Uh huh.

[Jessica Alsman]

I mean, once again, we've come to a topic where after day three, all we can do is. Oh, yeah, I think I said four.

[Josh Arnold]

That's another one. You're the one doing that. We're all enjoying it. Okay, this one will make you more mad. This is gonna make you mad for two reasons. All right, Josh. I'm referring to Josh. This comes to us from Johnny. He writes Chuck Norris. All right, Chuck Norris saw Bigfoot one time. Did Bigfoot took Chuck's picture.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, man. Oh, how about that? A reversal.

[Unknown Speaker]

Little twist there in that story.

[Josh Arnold]

Well.

[Christy Lee]

The normal situation over here.

[Unknown Speaker]

Now I'm over there.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

You know, people are always trying to take Bigfoot's picture.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That'd be the total opposite.

[Unknown Speaker]

I didn't see that coming.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You know, comedy is like boxing. Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

Get a boy get a punch here. I get a punch there.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm glad you went home and got your guitar pad because that way I'll be smashing it over your head and you'll have to use the other one.

[Unknown Speaker]

I have many guitars now.

[Christy Lee]

Many, many guitars.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Timothy D. Timothy D. Right.

[Jessica Alsman]

Timothy Dalton.

[Josh Arnold]

Timothy D. He goes after eating a lot. My dad would say I'm fuller than a tick on a tampon.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Ali Breen]

I used to just get. I'm as full as a tick wearing the tampon.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, because ticks are full of blood. So I mean, this is probably. Maybe it should be a used tampon.

[Jessica Alsman]

Or is that from the. You know, Chuck Norris doesn't get bitten by ticks. He bites ticks.

[Christy Lee]

He bites.

[Unknown Speaker]

Normally bite people.

[Jessica Alsman]

I know, but he sucks their blood, you know? Boy, ever tough, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Have to take that doesn't work.

[Christy Lee]

Have to take A tick off one of your dogs. Boy, that's. They. They don't want to. They don't want to let go.

[Josh Arnold]

How about this one from North Aurora, Illinois?

[Jessica Alsman]

I'll give you my response now. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

I've never heard that one before. I'll give you my response.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never hear this one before.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't. I didn't see that coming.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

You know, Chuck Norris always sees it.

[Unknown Speaker]

He's absurdly tough.

[Josh Arnold]

This ch.

[Unknown Speaker]

Almost in a comical way.

[Josh Arnold]

Almost. Robert is kind enough to write. Bobby, if we would spend too much time in the bathroom as a kid, my dad would knock on the door and say, hey, do you need a putty knife to get that out?

[Jessica Alsman]

How about that? Well, that's another one.

[Christy Lee]

Son of again, day four.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that is. That is very, very, very far.

[Christy Lee]

Do all parents know at a certain time when you're in the bathroom, mostly sons that you're playing with yourself? Isn't that kind of the.

[Jessica Alsman]

What the bathroom was? Not the place.

[Unknown Speaker]

Not the place.

[Christy Lee]

No kidding.

[Jessica Alsman]

That's not where I did it either. You. But that you did.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

I mean, I get that it's a private thing, but in the tub because.

[Ali Breen]

You could lock the door.

[Christy Lee]

I liked it underwater. I don't know why I.

[Ali Breen]

This is.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, you know, I, I thought the. I thought back to the Chuck Norris. I thought we'd gotten the show back in the rails. I was wrong. This is the third major time I've been wrong this morning.

[Christy Lee]

Very young.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Unknown Speaker]

Made your own suds, huh?

[Christy Lee]

GI Joe would help me, help me out a little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you do the, the up periscope thing?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you have. Create little, little battleships?

[Christy Lee]

Fighting man from head to toe. Oh, y.

[Josh Arnold]

Create little ships out of foam. And then you take. You take your periscope and attack.

[Jessica Alsman]

Stick your head in that fleshy cave. Joe.

[Christy Lee]

I think Joe had it. We're gonna try to find GI Joe's theme song. Fighting man from head to Toe. The. For the commercial. You don't.

[Jessica Alsman]

No. The G.I. joe I remember was real American hero.

[Christy Lee]

Well, my G.I. joes were 12 inches tall.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In the bathtub they were 14. On that note, we will once again try to get the show back on the rails.

[Christy Lee]

It was bigger than that.

[Josh Arnold]

We are in two inches.

[Christy Lee]

Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

If it started at 12 and you were apparently a two inch shower and a grower. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, thanks for listening to The Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Unknown Speaker]

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[Ali Breen]

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[Josh Arnold]

Guarantees I'll take the blame for this too.

[Christy Lee]

Shut up. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh. Arnold's here. Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, he's not happy with that. We've done that already.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Chick mag.

[Unknown Speaker]

Oh, here we go.

[Christy Lee]

Orange and souls.com sports.

[Jessica Alsman]

No, no, Tom's right. I'm, I'm the only one that was thinking it.

[Christy Lee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Jessica Alsman]

I don't speak for large majority of the audience.

[Unknown Speaker]

We should write our own Check Norris checks.

[Jessica Alsman]

I'll just.

[Christy Lee]

Every break, let's.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh, I challenge you. I challenge you to write a new Chuck Norris joke by tomorrow.

[Unknown Speaker]

I got one.

[Jessica Alsman]

Hey, I wrote one 5 minutes ago and you poo pooed it.

[Christy Lee]

I like that one. The tick one, right?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

I mean, it's as good as any of the others.

[Ali Breen]

You have one.

[Unknown Speaker]

Chuck Norris doesn't wear reading glasses.

[Christy Lee]

No reading glasses.

[Josh Arnold]

That doesn't work. That doesn't make sense.

[Jessica Alsman]

But we have sort of devolved to that point.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, let's take a quick break, shall we?

[Jessica Alsman]

I just want to live one new day.

[Ali Breen]

You want something new.

[Christy Lee]

The first time we played this, it was brand new, remember?

[Jessica Alsman]

I do remember.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't that something?

[Josh Arnold]

Let me explain to Josh how this works.

[Jessica Alsman]

I, I, you know What? Don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Not 99% of our audience hasn't heard the Diddler yet.

[Jessica Alsman]

Well, that's. That, that can't be right.

[Christy Lee]

I think that's way, way high.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

Things have changed.

[Jessica Alsman]

Well, that means then that's a problem with radio in an in itself. If you have 1% retaining. If you're retaining 1% of your audience, you don't belong in media at all.

[Josh Arnold]

Not everyone can listen for the whole four hours. For example, you don't.

[Jessica Alsman]

I listen more than anyone else in this room.

[Ali Breen]

That's true. He does.

[Josh Arnold]

I Didn't say he didn't.

[Ali Breen]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

I admit that. I don't. Are you kidding me? I have two complaints.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry, what are you talking about?

[Josh Arnold]

I have two complaints.

[Unknown Speaker]

I didn't know.

[Josh Arnold]

What you saying? You read a letter earlier where in which the. What was it? Something about a French.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. You smell like a French kid put.

[Christy Lee]

On too much aftershave.

[Ali Breen]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Why do the French get that?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes. How.

[Josh Arnold]

What is distinguishes a French or fume.

[Unknown Speaker]

And they had a lot of. A lot of brothels.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, but it must have been military based in terms, you know.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I would just like to know on what basis do the French get that assignation, if you will.

[Ali Breen]

Well, who do you want it to go to?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. Which country's horse smell the most.

[Jessica Alsman]

A Haitian can't smell good.

[Ali Breen]

Good.

[Josh Arnold]

Who knows, they may be lovely.

[Jessica Alsman]

They could be.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. In your experience, Pat, which to be.

[Unknown Speaker]

Honest with you, the French thing is sort of true. The hygiene, the lack of underarm deodorant. You go and get on a French train, you're like, whoa, I'm on a French train.

[Christy Lee]

Look at who we're turning to for ex.

[Josh Arnold]

So what you're saying is I listen.

[Unknown Speaker]

To this show more than anybody. Really lucky to have a sit down job. I'm out there in cruise ships.

[Christy Lee]

Let me tell you something.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, so in other words, in lieu of bathing, they apply perfume. Is that the.

[Jessica Alsman]

There's no time to bathe in between johns. Didn't you. Isn't there a friend of the show, a comedian who's well versed in international John Bazaar. That's who it was. Okay. Yeah. I remember listening that morning and just being fascinated.

[Ali Breen]

He has some stories.

[Christy Lee]

I believe it was Thailand who said you can buy a girlfriend for like $200 for two weeks or something.

[Jessica Alsman]

And I mean, he talked about it as though he were talking stocks and bonds.

[Unknown Speaker]

He wrote books about it.

[Josh Arnold]

He did, yes. And he also. I remember this, he came back to Los Angeles and went to a doctor and the doctor was looking at something, shall we say a slide of a sample. And the doctor literally said, I've never seen one of these before.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, no, it was a sample of his.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, he got an STI with an exclamation point.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. It wasn't tertiary syphilis, it was whatever's next.

[Jessica Alsman]

We can really only call this herpecific chlamydia.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, I can only imagine.

[Josh Arnold]

In any event, I want to apologize to the friend or to whores everywhere who don't get that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

The designated of the French. Now my other thing is, and I mentioned this before, off the air we kind of got talking about funny things in movies that you see the so called tropes, et cetera, et cetera. There's always the thing in an old movie in which there's the kid with the like hula hoop, but he's got a stick.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He's running down the street making it spin.

[Jessica Alsman]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Has anyone ever seen that in real life?

[Ali Breen]

I have. At that place where your kids went to camp. They do it in the little village there. You know what I'm talking about?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Ali Breen]

Connor Prairie. Yes.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, that's kind of a throwback place. Anyway.

[Ali Breen]

Oh yeah, the kids, they have. They do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's cool. Yeah. Nice. Yeah, because I'd never as a. I. You see it in movies and I thought I ever did that as a kid. It looks kind of fun.

[Jessica Alsman]

I think it was even before your child.

[Ali Breen]

Well, I think it was way before our time.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I know. It's always in the movies. The guys going. Buying a horse.

[Ali Breen]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

But. Yeah, and then who's the. Who had the great idea of picking that thing up and turning it into a hula hoop?

[Ali Breen]

Mr. Wham.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, it was Mr. Hudsucker.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Jessica Alsman]

According to the Cohen brothers. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Now it's a time for us to make a change. If you're just joining us. Lucky you. It has been. It has been rough this morning.

[Christy Lee]

It has a lot of something.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of death and good fun.

[Jessica Alsman]

I think it's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, that's right.

[Jessica Alsman]

It has felt fun.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of death. But we're not. We haven't breathed our last breath yet. So we're going to go over to the the sports desk. Brought to you by our friends at Orange Insoles.

[Christy Lee]

Alex Ovechkin got a goal last night, four goals away from breaking Ueno's NHL record after scoring 891st of his career. Caps game against the Bruins, they get the victory too. 39 year old Russian. I am Russian. 38 goals this season. On track to reach 40 for a record 14th time.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm coming for you.

[Christy Lee]

Despite missing 16 games because of a broken left fibula. Oh, evidently he tripped over his cat.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice. I like it. And by the way. No, no. Ace update. Is he coming back tomorrow? Do we know?

[Jessica Alsman]

He has passed.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jessica Alsman]

Did I hear wrong?

[Christy Lee]

I'll send fly hours from the NFL. Wait a minute. Caps have eight more games to play. The future of the Tush push has been pushed until next month. The chicken NFL owners had been set to vote on Green Bay's proposal to ban the play that's helped the Eagles win a Super Bowl. And that team is. No, they can't do anything else. They can't run or pass or. They're just a tush push.

[Josh Arnold]

And you made the point yesterday that that should be illegal.

[Christy Lee]

Pushing or helping the runner has always been illegal. Yes. And like if Josh and I are playing defense and I'm a linebacker and I'm standing behind Josh and he's down in his three point stance or four point because you get it. Josh.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Snap the ball. I can't push Josh from behind into the line of scrimmage flag 15 yards. But apparently if it's a quarterback and I'm a running back and our tired.

[Jessica Alsman]

End, it is weird. So you want to see it gone?

[Christy Lee]

Just go to see it gone.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And I've seen running backs close to the goal line and an offensive lineman downfield block picks up the running back and helps him into the end zone.

[Ali Breen]

That doesn't seem fair.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And then what about the other rules you talked about? Are they going to all go through.

[Christy Lee]

A one year trial version of the dynamic kickoff? The NFL led to an uptick in the return rate wasn't quite as much as the league had hoped. Now the new form of the kickoff that is more like a scrimmage play is permanently permanent. The dynamic kickoff is now permanent. And they have moved the touchback from the 30 to the 35.

[Josh Arnold]

Why do they call that dynamic when it's less interesting?

[Christy Lee]

It's labeling, branding.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

How you feel about that?

[Josh Arnold]

It's the more exciting kickoff that's more boring.

[Christy Lee]

The league also approved changes the overtime rule both teams get. Regardless of scoring a touchdown, both teams will get a chance.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree with that.

[Christy Lee]

And just to shut Tom up, let's see. Team owners voted to allow. This is the one that's sticking in my craw. Is it crawl?

[Josh Arnold]

You have a craw?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. My throat, I guess. Is that your craw?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what that means.

[Christy Lee]

Anyway, Josh.

[Jessica Alsman]

I don't know for sure.

[Christy Lee]

Team owners voted to allow replay assist to consult on field officials to overrule other calls like face mask penalties. They missed a bunch last year. The dynamic kickoff rule, as I said, now becomes permanent. And something else to shut Tom up. And Roger Goodell said this yesterday during the news conference just to shut Tom Griswold up.

[Jessica Alsman]

Well, Chick, you nailed it. Means stuck in My throat.

[Christy Lee]

I craw.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. They will use Sony's Hawkeye technology. Now's your chance, Hawkeye. Shoot them now. Technology for virtual line to gain measurements. Next season, officials will continue to spot the football chain crew will be on the field, but they will serve in a backup or secondary role. There you go, Tom.

[Ali Breen]

Are you happy now, Tom?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I think we've had the technology, you know, getting out there with a. Guys with a bunch of sticks. Really, it just seems a little. Little primitive. You've gone beyond that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You've legislated all the. The human factor out of football. Way to go, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

No, the human factor.

[Christy Lee]

Good job.

[Josh Arnold]

With people betting all this money they don't want.

[Christy Lee]

Good job.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, some hungover dude out there with a stick.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, now they're hungover with sticks.

[Josh Arnold]

I will say this. I have been on a football sideline. Chain gang.

[Ali Breen]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Or grade school football.

[Josh Arnold]

No. It was a high school football game and it was hard. A lot of press. You want to get it. You want to get it right.

[Christy Lee]

Were you being heckled? The people notice who you are. Get Griswold off the chain gang. His son's playing linebacker.

[Josh Arnold]

You know this. I have done the announcing at a high school football game.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know you have. I can't imagine first down, my son's team.

[Josh Arnold]

I did not.

[Christy Lee]

That was very respectful when he was about a couple years ago. Oh, evidently that's a touchdown. A couple years ago I.

[Josh Arnold]

And now traffic and weather. Before we get to the next place.

[Christy Lee]

I'm brought to you by orange insoles.

[Josh Arnold]

I wasn't doing the play by play. I was the guy in the booth going tackle by number 17, Stefanski.

[Christy Lee]

Ah.

[Josh Arnold]

But I would go down to the other team prior to the game and ask how you pronounce some of the names.

[Ali Breen]

That's very polite.

[Josh Arnold]

When you get them wrong, you get the screaming mom coming up to the window. You got my son's name wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man, that. That is so. Then that's exactly how they sound too. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that half assed punt return was from Stefanski. No, you don't. You don't editorialize. It was hard. I mean, it's just a sort of adult thing I shouldn't be allowed to do.

[Christy Lee]

That's the truth.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. We have more sports on the way, but right now we want to talk to you about being comfortable in your home.

[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much, Jickster. Coming up. Chris Steely, what do you got over there?

[Ali Breen]

Oh, we have a lot. We have you being proved right again with scalpers selling line tickets for the dmv.

[Jessica Alsman]

Aren't you tired of being proven?

[Josh Arnold]

It's a burden, Josh, especially sitting next to you. And it's constantly going wrong again, Josh. I'll take this one.

[Ali Breen]

Here's another one for Tom. Do you believe in astrology? Well, you may not be the brightest bulb.

[Christy Lee]

Do you believe in magic?

[Jessica Alsman]

Wait, they're saying people who believe in astrology are dumber.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep, yep. They've got the stats to prove it. Yeah, especially Leo's.

[Ali Breen]

And here's some advice.

[Christy Lee]

No kidding.

[Ali Breen]

If you're being chased by the police, do not stop to put air in your tires. We'll have more.

[Josh Arnold]

This police chase brought to you by.

[Christy Lee]

You wouldn't have caught me, copper, if I didn't need to change my oil.

[Josh Arnold]

We are reporting from the Aurelioto part studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

It's part sports.

[Tom Griswold]

We have football on the brain, part pop culture.

[Josh Arnold]

Dennis Leary.

[Jessica Alsman]

True or false. You refuse to wear a glove with Mickey Mantle's signature on it through the sandlot.

[Josh Arnold]

The Red Sox blood, the Bruins blood.

[Christy Lee]

They run deep.

[Chick McGee]

Add in the best celebrity interview.

[Jessica Alsman]

Robert De Niro here on the Rich Eisen Show.

[Josh Arnold]

How are you, sir?

[Christy Lee]

Just got over a 24 hour virus.

[Jessica Alsman]

The antidote is to appear on the Rich Eisen Show.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. I would have done it earlier.

[Chick McGee]

And you've got the Rich Eisen show podcast.

[Jessica Alsman]

There is a medicinal quality to appearing on this program.

[Chick McGee]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. Pat Godwood.

[Unknown Speaker]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Hello. Josh Armando Arnold.

[Jessica Alsman]

Tom, you let me get away with something, and we need to discuss it.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that?

[Christy Lee]

I'm Chick McGee at the Originsouls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio.

[Josh Arnold]

Happy to be here. What's that? What did I get wrong?

[Jessica Alsman]

How'd you let me get away with saying large majority?

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, a large majority.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

As opposed to a small majority.

[Jessica Alsman]

Sometimes I do speak like I'm still in school trying to hit the word limit of an essay that when they went, you know, when your professor would go, it has to be 2500 words.

[Ali Breen]

Use a lot of adjectives.

[Jessica Alsman]

I would say things like large majority and then wonder why I got a.

[Christy Lee]

C. Always repeat the question in response.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Extraordinarily unique as opposed to just partially unique. So there's. It's still one of a kind, but it's. It's not. It's less of a one of a kind.

[Jessica Alsman]

What if we did a show like Antiques Roadshow where you just sat there and people came up and they started talking and then you just took some phrase that they misused or something and explained to them why that was wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Because it would bore everyone to death.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, I think it would be great.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, God, I'd get it wrong myself. But we do have some interesting stuff coming up in the news involving being right or wrong. But first, we return to the orangeinsouls.com supports desk with Mr. Chick Magee.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. First of all, let's go to. You know who Jackson Dart is. That's right. He's one of the hot quarterbacks coming out of college football for the NFL draft.

[Jessica Alsman]

The Bullseye.

[Christy Lee]

They call him Ole Miss quarterback. Jackson Dart went on a turkey hunt in Georgia after the March 28, 2025 NFL Pro Day workout. And he got a big turkey tom. How not. Maybe it was a tom turkey. I don't know. Yeah, I think we have a picture of the tom turkey coming up here. He also, right before he played Penn State, the Nitty Lions, he bagged a mountain lion.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, my gosh.

[Christy Lee]

And he. He was. A picture was taken of him holding the mountain lion.

[Josh Arnold]

Yikes.

[Christy Lee]

Like, like a goofy. Yeah, he. It looks like a big, big cat. It's a kitten cat. A kitty cat. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And what are we doing?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there we go.

[Jessica Alsman]

Turkey looks massive.

[Unknown Speaker]

That is huge.

[Christy Lee]

Look at the size of that thing. It's bigger than he is.

[Jessica Alsman]

I mean, baby got back, as they say.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that just from the butt?

[Unknown Speaker]

It looks like a lot of turkey.

[Jessica Alsman]

But ass end of the turkey.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. That is. That is large.

[Christy Lee]

You like the. You like to eat the turkey butt?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

You like the dark meat?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And I'm not that big on turkey anyway.

[Ali Breen]

Really? Really.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I. Turkey is pretty tasteless.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, well.

[Unknown Speaker]

Well, delicious.

[Ali Breen]

I do too. I mean, is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Chicken. Much, much better.

[Christy Lee]

Buzz. Buzz Williams has now been crowned as the sweatiest man in college basketball. The new head coach of the Maryland Terrapins. I like Turtles. Has gone viral on many occasions due to his inability to control his perspiration. Help may be on the way as he moves into a new role. His future employer already has an nil partnership in place with a local dry cleaning service.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Williams is often seen on the sidelines. Full three piece suit. In most instances of the jacket is quick to go only to reveal underneath a drenched vest and shirt.

[Jessica Alsman]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

As he's pacing the side lines.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's a. Interesting look.

[Christy Lee]

How about that?

[Josh Arnold]

It looks like he's spilled two glasses of water on each nipple and it just. That's really rough.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

What are you gonna do?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, man, working hard out there. Yeah. He needs to wear a different material or something.

[Christy Lee]

Our buddy Tommy Jonigan used to sweat like that on stage.

[Jessica Alsman]

Insane.

[Christy Lee]

He had sweat. Sweat pads underneath his armpit he'd wear on stage.

[Jessica Alsman]

Any of you guys big sweater?

[Unknown Speaker]

I am on stage.

[Christy Lee]

Are you really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Do you take a towel up there?

[Unknown Speaker]

Nope. Just let the ladies lick it off.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, but I don't know if he takes a towel up there like he's Earthquake.

[Christy Lee]

Tim Wilson used to take a towel up.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He need his guitar and a towel. That's all he need. Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. Isn't there a pharmaceutical for excessive sweating?

[Ali Breen]

I believe so. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I think they're crazy side effects, though.

[Ali Breen]

Seen some ads at the dermatologist office.

[Jessica Alsman]

I think you're right, chick. That seems like one of the. I think it is one of those commercials where the side effects are longer than any other part of the ad.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Unfortunately called delusions and hallucinations.

[Christy Lee]

Neuralgia.

[Jessica Alsman]

You think you're Ethyl Merman.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Here I just. Wait a minute. I'm reading this for the first time.

[Christy Lee]

Well, now you're going to get advertisements for this drug.

[Josh Arnold]

I. First of all, I can't pronounce it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jessica Alsman]

It should just be called no Sweat. That's a great name.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess it must be Q. Brixa. It's Q, B, R, E, X, Z, A. There's no U after the Q.

[Jessica Alsman]

Remember Qbert?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

A Cubrexa is a cloth wipe applied to the skin daily to prevent the sweat glands from activating. Oh, this can't be good.

[Christy Lee]

Applied to the skin daily. I thought it was a pill.

[Josh Arnold]

Side effects include blur. Oh, come on. Blurred vision.

[Jessica Alsman]

You wipe it on your eyes.

[Josh Arnold]

Constipation, burning and itchy skin. Head and throat pain, dry mouth, dry eyes and skin. This is horrific.

[Christy Lee]

Who'd want to do throat pain?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, but I mean, what's the flip side is you're just so sweaty all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

This says 15.3 million Americans contend they have some form of excessive sweating.

[Jessica Alsman]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but. Yeah. Wouldn't you think they would call it no sweat?

[Jessica Alsman]

I rarely. You guys judge a person when they're sweaty.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Really? Yeah. Like, I don't look at a guy who has sweaty pits and go, oh, what a gross. I just think. Oh, yeah, you don't think.

[Ali Breen]

Guys working hard.

[Jessica Alsman]

I don't even think twice.

[Christy Lee]

That person's filthy. And most likely less intelligent than ever. Yeah, absolutely. That's what I do.

[Josh Arnold]

But, I mean, your body's. Sweating's good for your body.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, I've never.

[Josh Arnold]

So if you're plugging it up right, this would be like having a laxative called cork.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Just doesn't.

[Christy Lee]

It's not gonna tampon what you're talking about. Plugging it up.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, very good.

[Christy Lee]

The Boston Red Sox have announced they agreed to a six year, $170 million contract extension with pitcher Garrett Crochet. Oh, Mr. Crochet. Yeah. His new deal starts in 2026.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he a good pitcher? Must be. How much. How much money Was that again?

[Christy Lee]

Six years, $170 million contract extension.

[Josh Arnold]

I understand that they wrote it on a pillow. Very nice.

[Unknown Speaker]

Throw pillow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You know, he can. He's. By the way, he's also. Not only is Crochet found on the mound, he's also in the clubhouse covering their toes. Toaster.

[Jessica Alsman]

And toilet paper rolls.

[Ali Breen]

That's better.

[Josh Arnold]

Did your mom have one of those. Those padded toaster covers?

[Jessica Alsman]

No.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Ali Breen]

But I know what you're talking about.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, I have seen them.

[Josh Arnold]

I always thought.

[Unknown Speaker]

I thought everybody had them.

[Josh Arnold]

If you put that on too early, house fire.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

House fire ensues.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever seen the. They crochet over a Pringles can for Christmas and put something that looks like a candle flame on the top. So they look like giant crocheted candles or the crocheted.

[Ali Breen]

Holding the toilet roll with the little doll on top. So it looks like those were odd.

[Jessica Alsman]

Or giant skirts. Yeah, my grandma had one of those for sure. I think the toaster covers were pre exterminator.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Ali Breen]

To keep the mice out.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, that was definitely a. Oh, yeah, probably.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

You don't see them anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I didn't want to hear that.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, that's.

[Unknown Speaker]

I mean it was common because of the crumbs and stuff.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

My mom crocheted a little baby dad doll and she told me that was the. It was a little. And she said that's the girl I never had.

[Jessica Alsman]

That is a. That's mild psychosis. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you say it was your twin? Your twin in the womb that died at birth?

[Christy Lee]

Evidently I ate the girl twin. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, God.

[Jessica Alsman]

But every now and again you get a tooth growing on the back of.

[Christy Lee]

Your neck every now and then I. I remember. Daphne. That's right. Daphne.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you ever have a. Have a psychologist say, I'll tell you what, since you said that, next one's free. No next sessions on me.

[Christy Lee]

No. They look at me and they talk to me and this guy's gonna buy me a new car, my new book.

[Jessica Alsman]

I guarantee they look at you and go, hey, that's not on you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

She would have treated any kid like that, pal. Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, look. We've got a world record, kids. Stupid.

[Josh Arnold]

World record.

[Christy Lee]

A Texas nonprofit organization has broken the Guinness world record for the heaviest ball of dog hair.

[Josh Arnold]

Ew. Ew. This is actually a really sweet story.

[Christy Lee]

Participants of the mighty Texas Dog Walk in Texas. Once again, that's the mighty Texas Dog Walk in Texas. Brushed their dogs off and deposited their fur into a giant bowl. All right. At the end of the event, volunteers collected 201 pounds of dog fur in the bowl, dubbed the Furrow Sphere.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

The event organized by Texas Hearing and Service Dogs.

[Jessica Alsman]

Well, it's very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Great organization.

[Jessica Alsman]

What do they do with it?

[Christy Lee]

Do the dogs, when they hear a sound, they go, did you hear that?

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, it actually looks pretty.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's in a big glass globe.

[Christy Lee]

It looks like the earth, right?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's that. That ball has to be 5ft in diameter at least. It's. It's. There's a lot of dog fur in there. And notice how colorful it is.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, it is.

[Christy Lee]

Tens of thousands of dogs showed showed up for the walk. Over 8, 000 were brushed under the watch of on site veterinary.

[Jessica Alsman]

Look I. I know this is very visual. Look at the. How happy the dog is looking at this figure. Hey, I gave some of that.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought.

[Christy Lee]

I thought the dog's staring at her. At her butt.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah, it looks like it's upper butt.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks like the dog is taking a big sniff.

[Jessica Alsman]

Well, that too could make you happy. I suppose.

[Christy Lee]

I thought why can't I lick mom's butt?

[Jessica Alsman]

I think it's to the left, but I.

[Unknown Speaker]

It's all perspective.

[Jessica Alsman]

It sure is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I've seen. I've seen a cat cough up a furball about that big.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh man. Yeah, that gets.

[Christy Lee]

That is just a nasty process.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I love that sound. Wow, that's. That's a sweet story. A great organization helping out people with service dogs. Can't go wrong.

[Christy Lee]

A giant ball of hair.

[Ali Breen]

What are they going to do with all that air?

[Josh Arnold]

They're going to start the world's largest flea circus. They're going to have. Should be a lot of fun.

[Christy Lee]

Now that flea circus thing, that whole thing was. That was like a scam, right?

[Jessica Alsman]

No way.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, it was. I thought about that too when I was a kid.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, those are actual fleas.

[Josh Arnold]

They're trained.

[Christy Lee]

They have.

[Jessica Alsman]

I saw one jump on a diving board.

[Josh Arnold]

A little apparatus when the flea would.

[Christy Lee]

Get on the bike and go across the high wire. Are you telling me the bike was motorized and there was actually feeding.

[Josh Arnold]

They pedal.

[Christy Lee]

The fleas would pedal?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Then lately some of them are motorizing it. I say that's. That's wrong.

[Christy Lee]

So the fleas.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like the people on the trail. I like to walk on with motorized bikes. Get off.

[Jessica Alsman]

I gotta buy a fleecer.

[Christy Lee]

The fleas arms and legs would touch the handlebar and the pedals. Is that what you're telling me?

[Josh Arnold]

Back in the day, the quality flea.

[Jessica Alsman]

Circuses do unhappy adolescent fleas try to run away with the flea circus.

[Christy Lee]

Of course that's what they tell their mom.

[Jessica Alsman]

Take me with you.

[Christy Lee]

Mom and dads.

[Josh Arnold]

Can I get a tattoo just like Johnny?

[Christy Lee]

That was the daughter I never had.

[Unknown Speaker]

Oh, man.

[Ali Breen]

Oh my God.

[Josh Arnold]

We're gonna make it. We're gonna make an effort.

[Ali Breen]

Gonna forget that show's got a lot of.

[Josh Arnold]

We're gonna make an effort to get this show back on the rails. That's all there is to it. Well now, coming up, we have a guy that drinks his urine to stay healthy.

[Jessica Alsman]

We're gonna get the show back on.

[Christy Lee]

The rails with ingesting his piss.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I. Again, this is one of those morons on the Internet. I don't mean to judge, but I can't help myself because the guy's an idiot. We'll be getting to that and more morons in the news. And we have some exciting stuff as well. And there's some happy news, there's some sad news.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think there's happy.

[Josh Arnold]

There's astrology news, there's a police chase. It's all coming up. We're all very excited about it. We are in the Aurelioto part studios and this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

There's more of the show coming up. Book your next vacation with Christy Lee and Kylie Colette. Visit England, Scotland and Wales this September 28th. Visit bobandtom.com for details. This is the Bob and Tom show up.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Lord, I'm down.

[Jessica Alsman]

You got the blues so bad.

[Christy Lee]

I got the blues, I got the blue so bad they're purple. Hello, there's Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin.

[Unknown Speaker]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Let's get a song out of Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom.

[Christy Lee]

What do you say? There's my life. We're flaps again.

[Ali Breen]

There we go.

[Christy Lee]

Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom. How about a song from.

[Ali Breen]

You're gonna get Josh to walk out of here yet?

[Jessica Alsman]

No, I had a mouthful of coffee. I couldn't laugh.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's not why you didn't want to laugh. We have Patty G now. You made an effort to go back home after arriving here this morning.

[Unknown Speaker]

Early issue with an input jack.

[Josh Arnold]

Input jack in your guitar.

[Unknown Speaker]

One of my many guitars from my fabulous collection.

[Christy Lee]

Rushing around like his ass was.

[Unknown Speaker]

The whole apartment is filled with guitars and puppies.

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't you leave one of an extra guitar here?

[Unknown Speaker]

So I usually do that, but we had a little. We had a crazy weekend. We were live somewhere and I wasn't prepared.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, is this a new song? What's happening here?

[Unknown Speaker]

Song about dating, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Are you plugged in?

[Unknown Speaker]

You got me up.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, you grab the broken guitar.

[Josh Arnold]

There we go. This is a song about what?

[Unknown Speaker]

Dating.

[Josh Arnold]

Dating. Okay.

[Unknown Speaker]

I wish women came with something like Carfax. Is she a total wreck or just a little dinged and scratched? Can I get her dating history? Is she totally nuts or just my speed? I need a full report. Check her girl facts. Does she have any kids? Is she cool or could she crack? Is she really 52? Is there an Adam's apple? Are those her real boobs? Does she run a little hot? Did her marriages fail? Does she spend a lot? Is her ex in jail? Oh, she's so pretty. Something must be wrong. Is her Playlist only Luke Bryan songs. I wish women came with something called Girl Facts Is she a prude in the sack or an infomaniac? Cause I want an nymphomaniac Women wish there was a thing called Dude Facts Something that tracked if he cheated behind her back does this guy have a real job? Is he neat or a slob? Does he have a micro knob? Does he really do yoga like his profile said? Does he own his own house? Is he good in bed? Why is he single? Does he drink like a fish? Are his favorite bands Motley Crue and Kiss? Women wish there was something called Dude Facts and if he plays guitar get out of there fast, doll. Facts for singles if you're on Tinder or Christian Mingle Come on now. Car for facts for. I made it a lot funnier there at the end. Car Facts for singles now they can't play it. That rash is just the shingles.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Ali Breen]

Very exciting.

[Unknown Speaker]

Thank you very much.

[Ali Breen]

I like.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that would be. Yeah, that was.

[Ali Breen]

That would be.

[Christy Lee]

How'd that go again?

[Josh Arnold]

What our facts. You see Pocket an A. There you go. Well, very nice. You know, again, all morning long, derailing after derailing. That's time for us to return to the the orange insoles.com sports desk.

[Christy Lee]

One more story for Joshi. Hi, good morning, radio people. Josh, this one's for you. Did you know that the St. Louis Blues are 152 and 2 since Jobu arrived in their locker room?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

Jobu from Major League has been installed in the St. Louis Blues locker room. Matter of fact, they beat Detroit last night 2 to 1.

[Jessica Alsman]

This is the little idol that Serrano in Major League would have.

[Christy Lee]

There he is. There's Jobo. That's him.

[Jessica Alsman]

Remember, he needed a chicken for Joe.

[Christy Lee]

Boo to give to Joe Serrano, as I recall, couldn't hit the curveball, right?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, right. Otherwise, he was hitting home runs.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Jessica Alsman]

Played by the great Dennis Haysbert.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah. Who played the president on 20 in a season of the show 24. We've actually talked with Dennis.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, I met him. He. He was incredibly kind.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice guy.

[Jessica Alsman]

Dennis Hayes.

[Josh Arnold]

There we go. So that completes our sportscast.

[Christy Lee]

That completes our sportscast. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Thank you very much. You're welcome. We have other aspects of life that we'll be reviewing coming up. What now?

[Christy Lee]

I said, no kidding?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. We got all kinds of stuff. Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. This is what you partner for. Wherever you go, whatever you do, always be a good sport. Christie.

[Ali Breen]

A driver and his passenger were arrested in Tennessee after officers found them Putting air into their tires during a police chase. WSMV reports Metro Nashville police officers spotted a car with a Tennessee temporary tag covered by a smoked out license plate cover.

[Jessica Alsman]

You can get those.

[Ali Breen]

Tried to pull the vehicle over. Oh, you can get them. Oh, but they're not legal. The car sped off, but a helicopter that followed in pursuit spotted the suspect. Suspects stopping to put air in their tires. Both the driver and passenger were taken into custody on a variety of drug charges.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it's kind of odd that someone would. You're in a police chase and you're. Well, I've got a. I'm concerned about my mileage.

[Jessica Alsman]

And they were confident, weren't they, that they had gotten away.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. A temporary tag. You would have thought that it came with air in the tires.

[Jessica Alsman]

Confident idiots. Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They had to go in and get quarters. Well, we had to stop. Our engine light came on. And even though there's a helicopter up there, they're probably not following us.

[Jessica Alsman]

Ah, if you're getting air in your tires and it's still running when you're done, do you let somebody nearby know? Hey, hey, you can get some. This is still good. We'll get another 50 cents or something.

[Christy Lee]

No, I stand there until it's done.

[Jessica Alsman]

Spray it in the air.

[Christy Lee]

You're not.

[Unknown Speaker]

You're not wasting it.

[Christy Lee]

You're not using my money to put air in your tires.

[Ali Breen]

Same way with the vacuum. Vacuum at the car wall.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Or the. I always go to. I love to go to the ones where they have the little garage where you spray your own car down.

[Ali Breen]

Self service.

[Josh Arnold]

I do that almost every week. I bet you I just did it.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say once a day, right?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, that's the drive thru car wash I go through once a day at least. But Kelly's car can't go through a.

[Jessica Alsman]

Car wash. Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

It can't.

[Jessica Alsman]

Is it branded?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's. The car wash doesn't allow. It's got. It's got a. The way the bumpers work, they won't. Model vehicle.

[Christy Lee]

Well, here's. Here's the thing. Also, Tom's too embarrassed to find, but Kelly is quite the ham radio operator.

[Ali Breen]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Giant whip antenna.

[Jessica Alsman]

That's very.

[Josh Arnold]

That'd be fair. That'd be very amusing. But it's not true. But yeah. I love the hand wash place.

[Christy Lee]

Her handle's big, mama. I don't know if you know that or not.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I did.

[Unknown Speaker]

I knew that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

I thought it was Special K. Come.

[Christy Lee]

On back for Special K. That's Better. That's better.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's good.

[Christy Lee]

Tell her her CB handle.

[Jessica Alsman]

Special K. Just call her Special K today. CB if she likes it.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, that's a great idea.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Special cat.

[Unknown Speaker]

Your special day. Special cat.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she's out of town, so she'll have plenty of time to get less mad practice.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, she's got a good sense of humor. She'll laugh at that.

[Josh Arnold]

She loves stuff like that, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

She must laugh all the time being married to you, huh?

[Unknown Speaker]

You're funny guy.

[Christy Lee]

Whatever you're saying.

[Josh Arnold]

Now do. Do you ever go to the place where you get to scorch your own.

[Ali Breen]

And I haven't in a long time.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I literally go every week.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever.

[Ali Breen]

My little car has to go through.

[Christy Lee]

When you're in that little garage spraying your car, do you ever complete on your car and then rinse it off?

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, well, I think I. Many would like the answer to that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. We're waiting. Hey. These are the hard questions.

[Jessica Alsman]

Silence is incriminating.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know. I like to do it on the dashboard because it. It gives it a nice sheen.

[Christy Lee]

That's interesting.

[Jessica Alsman]

But on your birthday, you do it on the tailpipe like.

[Christy Lee]

Like the Armor all, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Gotta let the car cool down. I learned that the hard way when I turned 21.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't there a guy who had some. An apparatus set up for his tractor where he could do that at the. In the tailpipe of the tractor?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my goodness. No, no, no, no. He died from the horse.

[Christy Lee]

That's the horse guy. That's a different guy.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. There was a guy in this state that died.

[Christy Lee]

Love the Bob and Tom show.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet with a. The. The sleeve of the. On the tractor. Absolutely.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, my gosh.

[Christy Lee]

He had it all hooked up. It would cause suction. He turned the tractor on.

[Jessica Alsman]

It was the tractor fall on him?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how he does.

[Unknown Speaker]

What do you mean by sleeve of the tractor?

[Josh Arnold]

There's a. Like, I guess some sleeve on a pipe or something.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he ran it up into the cab.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's a. That's a.

[Unknown Speaker]

He doesn't hang out with that tractor anymore. So he wrote a John Deere letter.

[Josh Arnold]

He's dead. Enjoyed that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I got it.

[Josh Arnold]

The joke would be Dear John Deere.

[Christy Lee]

And remember the guy who. Who really loved horses?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, that.

[Christy Lee]

And he received. And that finally killed him.

[Ali Breen]

Well, yeah, to rip you a new.

[Josh Arnold]

Not a new one.

[Christy Lee]

Same one.

[Josh Arnold]

Same one. Just.

[Christy Lee]

I made the.

[Josh Arnold]

It'd be like trying to put an.

[Christy Lee]

Elephant in the Volkswagen if you made the existing one. Bigger.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Okay. Oh, you know something? Every break we've gone off the rails. Hey, you know what is really amazing?

[Christy Lee]

We're gonna come back. Nobody asked for it. But we're going to do it anyway. Sports Extra, featuring Tom. Guess what?

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Well, you got to guess. At least guess one.

[Jessica Alsman]

Volleyball.

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Ali Breen]

Gymnastics.

[Josh Arnold]

Hockey.

[Christy Lee]

Ballpark food. That's right. We haven't done it this year yet. Major league. Oh, you're not going to believe the stuff they have this year. How do you. How does cotton candy French fries sound?

[Josh Arnold]

Terrible. Fat. Fat. The cotton candy ice cream is awful. One of my daughters that all the time. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, what about the Superman ice cream? You like that?

[Josh Arnold]

Which one's that?

[Christy Lee]

That's the. The blue and red ice cream. I think it tastes kind of like cotton.

[Josh Arnold]

I get the super. The Super Girl ice cream. Oh, yeah. No, no nuts.

[Unknown Speaker]

No nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't laugh at that.

[Jessica Alsman]

That. That absolutely deserves.

[Christy Lee]

That was so much funnier than John Deere.

[Unknown Speaker]

I know, dear.

[Josh Arnold]

John Deere.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You didn't have to.

[Unknown Speaker]

I didn't hit the X.

[Christy Lee]

The F word. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What's wrong with Luke Bryan, by the way? We're coming back.

[Christy Lee]

Should have said Morgan Wallace.

[Josh Arnold]

What's coming. What's coming up? I don't know. I'll tell you later.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

After we do it. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Josh Arnold]

Air.Com.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. And there's Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Ali Breen]

Howdy, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwood.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

There's Tom over there mixing something. I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Hello, everyone. 1.

[Jessica Alsman]

I remember you saying something about a sports update.

[Christy Lee]

I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Do we have the sports Bulletin.

[Christy Lee]

Every year about this time. The 2000. This year is no exception. The baseball season's underway. The Torpedo bat. But let's not lose sight of what new food items are available at your local ballpark. The Arizona Diamond Backs. We should have accompanying video to this story. The Diamondbacks decided to throw a bunch of random ingredients on Cajun fries. And they're calling it the filthy McFry's. There it is. Let's see.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks like my dog just vomited up an onion.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, it's got white cheddar Mac and cheese.

[Christy Lee]

White cheddar Mac and cheese, pork belly bacon, crispy onions, and a little bit of dog vomit.

[Josh Arnold]

Just with respect to. Structurally, it looks unsung sound and it looks wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

Awkward to eat and Pittsburgh Pirate.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a sec. Isn't the whole idea of things at the ballpark are easy to eat? You can take a hot dog. You don't need a lot.

[Jessica Alsman]

Well, look, it's in a bowl.

[Christy Lee]

It's in a bowl.

[Josh Arnold]

You need a knife and fork. You're gonna spill it in your lap.

[Jessica Alsman]

That's fine. That's a clubhouse.

[Christy Lee]

It's delicious.

[Jessica Alsman]

You know what I mean? Like, you know one of those.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There's not a guy walking around. Get your dirty fry.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. Toss them to me. Oh, my God. Then Pittsburgh. There they have the Polish cannonballs.

[Jessica Alsman]

They're square.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Stop right there. The show is canceled. This is now the greatest show of all time.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, we really turned the corner that quick.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Those are. Are deep fried balls full of. Christy, make your guess.

[Ali Breen]

Polish side Sausage.

[Christy Lee]

Pat.

[Unknown Speaker]

Pork sausage.

[Ali Breen]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

What are you.

[Christy Lee]

You're.

[Unknown Speaker]

I wasn't.

[Josh Arnold]

That doesn't count.

[Christy Lee]

Polish. Are you bidding a dollar on prices? Right.

[Unknown Speaker]

Red dough.

[Christy Lee]

You are there. Josh, you want to take a guess?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Some kind of meat and cabbage.

[Christy Lee]

Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Polish. What are they called?

[Ali Breen]

Cannonballs.

[Christy Lee]

Polish cannonballs.

[Josh Arnold]

Cannonballs, Pierogies. I don't know anything about Polish food.

[Christy Lee]

Fried balls full of egg noodles, kielbasa cabbage, bacon, and chedd.

[Jessica Alsman]

Okay. I had two of the items.

[Christy Lee]

They.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds good.

[Christy Lee]

Sound delicious.

[Josh Arnold]

And then what is the dipping sauce?

[Christy Lee]

That's ranch, of course. Or I would imagine you can get maybe an ole.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's the problem.

[Christy Lee]

Aioli.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's the problem. This is obvious to anyone who can see this. The balls are bigger than the thing you dip them in.

[Jessica Alsman]

The ramekin. Bigger than the ramen.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you're not supposed to dunk the whole thing in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you can't.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

You can barely get the surface of it in you.

[Jessica Alsman]

Take a bite.

[Josh Arnold]

This is another structurally unsound idea.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you just pour the dip down your throat, you fat pig.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow, that. That escalated into the world. The world of extra dumb.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up now. Next, Baltimore Orioles have the warehouse burger. You know, there's a giant warehouse Camden Yards. There it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it has a collapsed bridge of french fries into a taco.

[Christy Lee]

The collapsed bridge.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, my God, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

It was my fault. I was driving the boat. I forgot.

[Jessica Alsman]

No, I thought. I thought a Baltimore burger you order it and then you're shot and the burger's stolen from you.

[Christy Lee]

And then some crab dip.

[Jessica Alsman]

You can eat immediately tell, though.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Pretzel bun.

[Christy Lee]

Pretzel bun. Two beef patties, queso fried onions.

[Josh Arnold]

Again, impossible to eat.

[Ali Breen]

You can't put your mouth around that.

[Christy Lee]

Well, no, you gotta. You can't put your mouth around that one. How about White White Sox stadium? That's right. It's the celebration cake milkshake. There it is.

[Jessica Alsman]

So good.

[Ali Breen]

Are you a sprinkle guy?

[Christy Lee]

Birthday cake, birthday cake, ice cream, confetti cake. Also a pinwheel cookie and a maraschino.

[Josh Arnold]

I have to have it. Does it come with.

[Christy Lee]

It does look good.

[Josh Arnold]

Tickets to see cats and a butt plug.

[Jessica Alsman]

Because it's colorful.

[Christy Lee]

It's rainbow. Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

As a rainbow shake.

[Christy Lee]

You are. I.

[Jessica Alsman]

Don't get me wrong, I. I love the joke, but awful.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, that looks awful.

[Jessica Alsman]

So good. Oh, it looks terrible now after you have that.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would you ruin a milkshake with.

[Jessica Alsman]

With a piece of cake jammed in it?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's awesome.

[Ali Breen]

Don't you have ice cream?

[Josh Arnold]

Essentially, how I eat cake.

[Christy Lee]

How can you say that's awful?

[Josh Arnold]

Because it's floating in the thing.

[Christy Lee]

So what, you want it separately?

[Josh Arnold]

A civilized human being has the cake over here, the ice cream over here.

[Christy Lee]

You don't. You don't have a glass of milk and then tear up a donut and throw it in the glass and then get a spoon.

[Josh Arnold]

My motto has. My motto has been put into song. Got to keep them separated. That's right. Thank you, fellas.

[Christy Lee]

Next, from the Houston Astros, we have the Daddy Mack dog served in a.

[Jessica Alsman]

Trash can lid foot.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. The Cardinals have never changed.

[Josh Arnold]

That looks like a hot dog. It looks like a hot dog with leprosy.

[Christy Lee]

It's a foot foot long hot dog that also has brisket, Mac and cheese, and fried pickles.

[Jessica Alsman]

It looks so great.

[Christy Lee]

It looks so good.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no way you could possibly eat that while getting a knife and fork it.

[Ali Breen]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Do you know what?

[Josh Arnold]

You're in a ball game.

[Jessica Alsman]

You haven't been to a ball game in a while. There are all these little clubhouses and. And rooms and restaurants.

[Josh Arnold]

I just went to. I had a hot dog like an American.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute.

[Jessica Alsman]

I am with you. I do.

[Christy Lee]

Let's hear Christie out on this. What did you just tell Tom?

[Ali Breen]

I said get out more often.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, get out.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but I'm. I go out all the time. I don't eat. I don't want to eat food. That's Complicated. And my hands are going to get all disgusting. And the guy next to me is going to smell like that.

[Jessica Alsman]

But that's. This is not for the stands.

[Ali Breen]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Well then what do you go to the game for?

[Christy Lee]

This next one.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to spend half an hour up in the lobby eating this ridiculous food.

[Christy Lee]

Can you imagine going anywhere with him?

[Unknown Speaker]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Good God.

[Josh Arnold]

Real treat.

[Christy Lee]

Next. You know what a whoopie pie is, Tom?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. This is a blue velvet whoopee pie.

[Josh Arnold]

Sit on it. It sounds like you're farting.

[Christy Lee]

Whoopie pie. A classic treat. Let's see.

[Jessica Alsman]

David lynch hands it to you.

[Christy Lee]

Kyle McLaughlin, Laura Dern's favorite.

[Josh Arnold]

What is it? I don't get it. What is it?

[Ali Breen]

You've never had a whoopie pie.

[Christy Lee]

Cream filled whoopie pie. It's like a velvet cake.

[Josh Arnold]

Looks like a hot. A hockey puck.

[Christy Lee]

Yep, that's what it is, Tom. A hockey puck. Okay, next.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm trying to get the size down for those that can't.

[Christy Lee]

Next. Is my favorite because they serve it in a helmet. That's right.

[Unknown Speaker]

That looks amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Tiramisu.

[Jessica Alsman]

That looks absolutely fantastic.

[Christy Lee]

Espresso cream, lady finger cookies. Cocoa powder. Are you kidding me? There it is.

[Jessica Alsman]

Tiramisu in a helmet. Sounds like a slower you would use in the 50s for a closeted gay guy. Hey, look at this. Look at this tiramizuna helmet.

[Josh Arnold]

He's trying a little too hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure you got a Yankees jacket on, but you're. You're lilt.

[Jessica Alsman]

Hey, look, Aaron, I know he's. Trust me, he's a tyranny.

[Christy Lee]

Next thing you know, he'll have cake and a milkshake, rainbow icing. And then we have. I think this will be Tom's favorite. S'mores quesadillas from the Philadelphia Phillies.

[Jessica Alsman]

Now that looks. Looks fantastic.

[Unknown Speaker]

It does.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, it does.

[Christy Lee]

How about that, Tom?

[Jessica Alsman]

These are all winners.

[Josh Arnold]

All again.

[Unknown Speaker]

Sweet and salty together.

[Josh Arnold]

You're gonna need wet naps and very complicated shower.

[Jessica Alsman]

Very complicated.

[Josh Arnold]

I applaud the creativity.

[Christy Lee]

Next.

[Ali Breen]

You could suck the fun out of a service.

[Christy Lee]

Next. A lot. Seattle Mariners have the. What up, corn dog? Let's see.

[Josh Arnold]

It's green.

[Christy Lee]

It is green.

[Ali Breen]

It looks like a big.

[Unknown Speaker]

Why is it green?

[Jessica Alsman]

I think it's meant. It's. It's blue and green. It's just the picture isn't. It's a Mariner's colors.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the chef dick Hulk.

[Jessica Alsman]

You wouldn't like him when he's horny.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Wh gets mad. That thing's going to be the size of a watermelon.

[Christy Lee]

I never thought about the Hulk's penis, but I guess so. And then finally, the cotton candy fries from the blue jeans. Yeah, there they are. And they just put, like, blue. Some sort of blue ketchup, I guess. Food colored.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I just.

[Jessica Alsman]

I wish I liked cotton candy, but I don't.

[Unknown Speaker]

I don't either.

[Josh Arnold]

It's awful.

[Christy Lee]

Cotton candy. Yeah. It's not. Not good.

[Ali Breen]

It's for kids.

[Josh Arnold]

It used to be they served it on that paper baton, and now it comes in a big baggie.

[Christy Lee]

A paper baton.

[Josh Arnold]

What would you call it?

[Jessica Alsman]

You know, it's like a paper cone. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Paper cone.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Funnel. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But it was, you know, this. It was like a foot long, like a paper towel. And they would spin it around. Now they, you know, you're at the fair, they hand you this bag of poison.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, you're right. When they spun it around, that was part of the whole thing.

[Josh Arnold]

The presentation.

[Jessica Alsman]

There was magic to it.

[Ali Breen]

Do your kids have a cotton candy machine?

[Josh Arnold]

No. No. I went to a really nice restaurant. By the way, have you been to.

[Ali Breen]

That place where they have the cotton candy martini?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's really interesting to watch.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Because they make it like the oldfashioned.

[Josh Arnold]

Really nice presentation. It's very cool.

[Ali Breen]

Really cool.

[Christy Lee]

And finally, the Texas Rangers one bonus food item. It's called the broomstick burrito.

[Jessica Alsman]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And it's just exactly what you think it would be.

[Jessica Alsman]

It's the length of a broomstick.

[Christy Lee]

It's like three feet long.

[Jessica Alsman]

I mean, that's. Obviously, you have. You have 12 people and you just take bites and. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Again, an incredible mess.

[Unknown Speaker]

Now, my favorite is the Polish Cannibal, because where I'm from, I know a lot about the Polish cannon.

[Christy Lee]

I thought you were.

[Unknown Speaker]

There's even a song.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, please hold the.

[Unknown Speaker]

Listen to my tummy. The jumble and the roar as flies out my B hole.

[Christy Lee]

The Polish cannonball flies out my B hole.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, at least nothing rhymed with sucks.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah, you got that for Go for it.

[Ali Breen]

You're a wonderful player.

[Josh Arnold]

We can never, never play it again. All right.

[Unknown Speaker]

We can always repeat it.

[Josh Arnold]

We can have to beep the one part. You guys were here. You know what I'm talking about? No.

[Christy Lee]

That makes it so puzzling.

[Josh Arnold]

Coming up, we have more exciting news.

[Jessica Alsman]

That was a delightful.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Jessica Alsman]

Smorgasbord of baseball.

[Christy Lee]

Can't wait to get to the ballpark.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it a smorgasbord or Borg?

[Jessica Alsman]

Borg.

[Christy Lee]

And it's smorgasbord.

[Josh Arnold]

There's an extra H in there, doesn't it?

[Jessica Alsman]

G. No. D. Really? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You thought it was smorgasborg?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. All these years I thought it was like some kind of, well, Swedish Borg's brother.

[Christy Lee]

Resistance is futile.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes, that's the Borg.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Ali Breen]

Oh, thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

We have some sweet happy news coming up.

[Ali Breen]

Yes, we do.

[Josh Arnold]

And some really horrific stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, good.

[Josh Arnold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Christy Lee, all here. I'm Chick [e-mail] Tom, sports desk. Hello, Tom. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. And it's not that I take exception to your delight, with all of the. The ball game changes with respect to the food.

[Christy Lee]

I think that's exactly what it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Some of the stuff, to me, just seems a little too elaborate for a ball game. And, I mean, I know. Well, that's part of it. If you're in some clubhouse and you can sit down and enjoy one of these. Things. Things. Well, give me another example of one of them. What have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

The broomstick burrito. It's three feet long.

[Unknown Speaker]

That's a good start.

[Christy Lee]

It's got.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but it's not practical to be sitting at a. At a game and have to deal with all that. I mean, the hot dog is designed to be relatively compact and simple. And beer.

[Ali Breen]

Hot dog and Cracker Jacks. That's all you need, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Are you going to rewrite the song? Take me out to the ball game, buy me a beer, Buy me a pheasant and duck under glass like the cordon blue, blah, blah. Well, this guy kicks ass. Whatever it's called. I don't know. It just doesn't seem to me to be practical.

[Jessica Alsman]

I tend to be a hot dog, pretzel beer guy. Yeah. At a ball game. Nachos. Just. Just the chips and cheese I'll do. But even that's a little messy just when you're sitting in the stands. Boy, I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

Someone asked me, what this pretzel do. You want salt on it? Do I look like a. Of course I want salt on it.

[Jessica Alsman]

That's where you and I differ.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you, my cardiologist?

[Jessica Alsman]

I scrape most of the, if not all of the salt.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes it is. Scrape it on mine.

[Jessica Alsman]

Okay.

[Unknown Speaker]

We're not melting ice out there.

[Jessica Alsman]

But I also buy unsalted pretzels at the store.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. You're such a freak.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, yeah. I don't care for all the salt.

[Christy Lee]

Yuck.

[Jessica Alsman]

But you know, to each level, you don't like flavor.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I hate it. Now, when you buy unsalted pretzels, do you have to show them your. Your AARP card?

[Jessica Alsman]

That, and they make me tuck my. My junk back behind me and say, I'm a pretty lady. And I like unsalted pretzels.

[Christy Lee]

And you like a hard candy, too, right?

[Jessica Alsman]

I like Werther's. I do. Very much. But, I mean, you guys not care for the taste of wor.

[Ali Breen]

I love Werther's.

[Unknown Speaker]

That's my son's favorite candle.

[Jessica Alsman]

They're really good. I don't know why it got stuck with old people.

[Ali Breen]

Butterscotch Right.

[Josh Arnold]

It's. It's become the sort of go to two for jokes.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

At least on this show. And I don't know why, but it is very tasty.

[Jessica Alsman]

And did Werther's try a new Coke type thing? Because their Werther's original. So why. Why do they have to make that clear?

[Ali Breen]

Maybe they have a soft chew or something.

[Jessica Alsman]

They do.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, well, see, maybe that's sugar free.

[Christy Lee]

Because I would imagine the people, their. Their customers. Now, is this the original.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember the commercials that Werner von Braun did for him?

[Jessica Alsman]

He did.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a blitzkrieg of taste.

[Jessica Alsman]

I can't. That seems very classless. They would.

[Unknown Speaker]

How did Germany get involved? Well, they invaded Poland.

[Christy Lee]

You wouldn't enjoy the celebration Cake Milkshake.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I enjoy a milkshake and I enjoy a piece of cake. I don't want a piece of cake floating in a milkshake.

[Christy Lee]

And I do. All in one big glass.

[Josh Arnold]

No. No, thank you. How do you eat that?

[Jessica Alsman]

With a spoon.

[Christy Lee]

And it's just fantastic.

[Jessica Alsman]

And with a giant smile on my face.

[Josh Arnold]

Soggy cake?

[Jessica Alsman]

No, I love soggy Yummy.

[Christy Lee]

What about the s'mores quesadillas? You. Are you telling me you don't. You love s'mores?

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like them Sless.

[Ali Breen]

Are they graham cracker tortillas?

[Josh Arnold]

They looked fantastic.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you can't have an argument about the helmet tiramisu that Yankees.

[Josh Arnold]

I cannot have an argument.

[Unknown Speaker]

That's a home run.

[Jessica Alsman]

Do you like the tiramisu?

[Josh Arnold]

I do. And I. And I love that helmet. Just.

[Christy Lee]

You can't.

[Josh Arnold]

The thing is, the problem with that is if you've got a little kid with you, they're going to want to put the helmet on. Then they've got Tasu hair.

[Jessica Alsman]

Well, sometimes, you know, Tom, sometimes you have to look at your kids and say no for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You've never done. You've never said no to any of the. One of the seven.

[Jessica Alsman]

I don't know what I'm talking about.

[Josh Arnold]

Is not true.

[Jessica Alsman]

If I have a daughter, the word no will never leave my list.

[Unknown Speaker]

I haven't said no much myself.

[Josh Arnold]

Was mentioning how much I hate.

[Ali Breen]

How's that puppy doing?

[Christy Lee]

And you know these tiramisu in a helmet is a mini helmet. It's not a standard helmet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, That's a jip. Then. I want a full helmet.

[Christy Lee]

It's like. You want like six pounds of tiramisu.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep. How do you think I keep so fit and trim?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Somebody told you something about the key to longevity is being your original weight. Seven pounds, eight ounces. Am I getting close?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm trying.

[Christy Lee]

I know you.

[Unknown Speaker]

You've been doing really good.

[Josh Arnold]

But I. No, I'm trying to do.

[Jessica Alsman]

Every day I check his neck for lesions.

[Josh Arnold]

The last time. The last time I went to hear.

[Christy Lee]

Pat, you've been doing really good, boss.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, boss.

[Christy Lee]

Because you're the one who said it. Yeah, you're doing real good.

[Jessica Alsman]

Boy, Pat, you.

[Unknown Speaker]

I curse once.

[Christy Lee]

Where to go, boss?

[Ali Breen]

You are fine now.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat, do you eat cotton candy? Have you ever? No. Oh, it's awful.

[Christy Lee]

Now he's going the other way. The hell with you, Tom.

[Jessica Alsman]

But Christie's right. When you're a kid, it's fantastic.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But again, I. I do. I do think that it's not as good as it used to be. Like everything else. Because it's not on that paper baton.

[Christy Lee]

Just like everything else. It used to be.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they give you in a crappy bag.

[Christy Lee]

Everything's being made by the Germans. You know that. Germans.

[Jessica Alsman]

He does hate the Germans.

[Josh Arnold]

Make a fine automobile. I'll tell you what.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah. Cotton candy was more fun when you. Because even if you didn't like it that much, you wanted it because of the process.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. There's certain things that. When you're a kid that you think are going to be great that aren't you ever. Do you ever want to have Taffy anymore?

[Jessica Alsman]

I never want to have taffy again. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember that? Bono Mo's Turkish Taffy. It was like buying into auto. Biting into auto body filler at virtual saltwater.

[Unknown Speaker]

Taffy is also horrible.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

No, thanks.

[Christy Lee]

I always wondered how fillings get pulled out of your mouth before I ate taffy and then I ate taffy and I understood as an adult.

[Jessica Alsman]

Do you want a pixie stick?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no. I once knew a named Taffy and. Wow.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh. Oh. She was the one with the extra large labia.

[Christy Lee]

What a pole you had. You knew a named Taffy is what you just said.

[Josh Arnold]

What a poll was the joke because.

[Jessica Alsman]

You would take a pole of taffy.

[Josh Arnold]

They would say that a friend of mine was. Was dating her. It was awfully hard to take her seriously.

[Christy Lee]

Really. A friend. A friend of yours?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I'm not going to give his name.

[Jessica Alsman]

It was a woman named Taffy. You don't hear that very often.

[Josh Arnold]

Her name. Really? I'm totally sure Her.

[Jessica Alsman]

She was a nice short for Taff.

[Ali Breen]

Name was Taffy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I. Everyone called her Taffy. Wasn't there a famous. Wasn't there a famous Taffy. Was a Taffy on tv, right? Wasn't she one of the Afternoon Delight girls?

[Ali Breen]

What?

[Christy Lee]

I'm not participating with you in this. You need to come up with these terms yourself. If I help you, you're never going to make any progress.

[Josh Arnold]

The Starland Vocal Band.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. I know you knew it wasn't one.

[Josh Arnold]

Of the ladies named Taffy.

[Christy Lee]

What was her last name?

[Josh Arnold]

You guys know her last name? I don't remember.

[Ali Breen]

That's crazy.

[Christy Lee]

Dan off. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And he wrote the song Afternoon Delight. He wrote the song Take Me Home, Country Road, West Virginia.

[Christy Lee]

Did you say something? Oh, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably still living on it. That's a big hit. It's time now to reverse course and try to get back to something resembling. Thank you, Josh. If you're just joining us, that's fine.

[Jessica Alsman]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

This was almost an entire sports cast this morning. I took one break off. I'm just. It's going to be go down in my overtime, I'm going to tell you that.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, you should.

[Josh Arnold]

If you're just joining us. Thank you. You haven't missed a thing.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you haven't missed. And we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Babaton program. Christy, it's your turn.

[Ali Breen]

Thank you. A so called wellness guru reports that he employs an arsenal of unorthodox methods to stay fit. Maybe Tom's including some of these in his daily practice. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Ali Breen]

One of his though. The guru is drinking his own urine.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Ali Breen]

Mr. Troy Casey, an author and former model told the New York Post, be sure.

[Christy Lee]

And put former model, studio former model.

[Jessica Alsman]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know why the ladies don't want to work with me if I.

[Christy Lee]

I have a cat every time I talk to him. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

What? What do you mean? C Breath mint.

[Ali Breen]

He told the Post he's been drinking his urine for years, claiming it has stem cells, amino acids and antibodies.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's got it.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it. I love it when these. I love about when these morons start using semi scientific terms. Oh, it's got amino acid. Really? So does dog turds.

[Ali Breen]

He said, I think it teaches your insides a little bit more about yourself. It's the hair of the dog. A direct biofeedback loop.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's the piss of the dog.

[Ali Breen]

You know what? You know what's wrong with you as soon as you drink your morning pee.

[Christy Lee]

Not the hair of the dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, you know what's wrong.

[Unknown Speaker]

Don't talk to me.

[Josh Arnold]

I have that cup in my office if. I'll tell you what's wrong with you if you're drinking your morning pee. You're an idiot.

[Ali Breen]

Well, you're gonna love him even more because Mr. Casey also does urine enemas, rubs urine on his skin and exposes his anus to the sun. Oh, yes, the perineum sunning is back.

[Josh Arnold]

Whose son S u n. That takes it a whole different direction if you don't.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, that would be.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, look, Bobby came over. Hey, Bobby, you want to see a really healthy anus?

[Christy Lee]

Don't throw it out on the porch.

[Josh Arnold]

Bobby, can you. Can you rub some of my urine on this? I can't reach it.

[Christy Lee]

Bobby, rub urine on my taint. Well, you.

[Ali Breen]

As you can imagine, the practice has not been endorsed by physicians.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Ali Breen]

With board certified Internal Medicine physician Dr. Michael Aziz warning that urinating is the body's method of expelling toxins. We all know that. And if you're drinking your own urine, you're just putting the toxins right back into your body.

[Josh Arnold]

But thanks to the. But thanks to the Internet, this guy has a lot of people that are following.

[Christy Lee]

Would you drink it with a straw?

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, that seems way worse.

[Ali Breen]

Drink it cold or warm?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. I think you'd have to have it cold.

[Ali Breen]

Would you?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

On ice.

[Christy Lee]

On ice.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like it.

[Christy Lee]

Remember the Ryu Niti on ice? So nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Ryu People on ice. You know what? There are two words missing from that story.

[Ali Breen]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Wife and girlfriend. God, that is just awful.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah. Don't do that. My goodness.

[Ali Breen]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

But this is the. This is the thing. The. The world of tick tock and the Internet. All this stuff gets out there.

[Jessica Alsman]

Well, but most people know this is nonsense.

[Christy Lee]

No, they don't.

[Josh Arnold]

That's. Yes.

[Jessica Alsman]

I give more people credit than you do. I. I know. I.

[Josh Arnold]

14% of people drink their own urine.

[Jessica Alsman]

That's surprisingly.

[Josh Arnold]

And 90% of all. 90% of all statistics are wrong. These are. These are tr.

[Christy Lee]

He's nailing it over there.

[Ali Breen]

Pat, do you have a song for us?

[Unknown Speaker]

Let's mention that story that the guy also suns his perineum. That leads to some little sing along song. I think we're all going to love another incredible finer and some son of your vagina.

[Christy Lee]

And the morning.

[Unknown Speaker]

My nothing could be sweeter than a tanner. Do you. Peter in the morning. Oh, where the sun don't normally shine. Between the B hole and the n. Get some rays on that behind. Oh, you trendy high man. You gotta see them telling the perineum in the morning.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, how I love you.

[Unknown Speaker]

Legs up in the air with no panties on down there makes me horny. Ladies, tan your ts only for a day. Vitamin D energy is coming your way off. Nothing could be finer than some sun on your vagina in the morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, thank you, everybody. I use copper taint to keep.

[Ali Breen]

On a related note, skipping a few meals might get your love life back on track. Scientists found that intermittent fasting boosted the libido of male mice. She looked right at me, raising the question. I was actually looking at Tom, kind of. Could it trigger a similar effect in humans, though? Dr. Dan Ehringer, lead author of the study, noted, quote, fasting could potentially serve as a useful addition to existing treatment options for the lack of sexual desire.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's a cheaper date. Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, chunkles, you might want to. I want to not eat that make you horny. You know, maybe instead of just laying there, you might get a little bit of a.

[Ali Breen]

You. You do the intermittent fasting.

[Unknown Speaker]

I do do the intermittent fasting.

[Ali Breen]

And makes me horny.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but that's not. That's not a fair sample because you're always horny.

[Chick McGee]

I am.

[Unknown Speaker]

I am a very horny guy.

[Christy Lee]

What about now?

[Josh Arnold]

Right now, Totally horny.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

See, I almost had at myself when I went back to get another guitar. I told you five minutes when you left.

[Christy Lee]

I said, see if you how fast you can do it in the car.

[Unknown Speaker]

Three minutes.

[Jessica Alsman]

Have one off at three.

[Ali Breen]

Three minutes. That's all it takes sometimes, if you.

[Unknown Speaker]

Got a good memory in your head.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, he knows what he likes.

[Unknown Speaker]

I go with the memory.

[Jessica Alsman]

That's not a spank bank. That's like a spank atm.

[Ali Breen]

You mean a current memory?

[Unknown Speaker]

Yes, Recent.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, thank you very much. You know, I didn't think we'd go off the rails again. I was wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you were way wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we certainly are enjoying ourselves this morning. And we have. We always get nice love letters here. Got a great love letter about the Raycon earbuds.

[Christy Lee]

I got it right here. Longtime listener, first time emailer. I just bought my first pair of Raycon earbuds, and I all caps love them. I'm having an issue with the noise canceling feature, though. I thought it was supposed to cancel out annoying sounds, but no matter what I do, I can still hear Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I understand.

[Christy Lee]

That's Mike.

[Josh Arnold]

That's okay.

[Christy Lee]

Mike from Wisconsin. Thanks for all the laughs, especially Utah.

[Josh Arnold]

You're welcome, Mike.

[Christy Lee]

He's teasing.

[Josh Arnold]

And I do love my Raycon earbuds. They're great if you're walking the dogs 32 hour.

[Christy Lee]

You can walk the dogs all day and all night. Still have battery life.

[Josh Arnold]

Amazing. And also, and we don't emphasize this enough, they are designed so they don't fall out of your ear. Yeah, those little white ones. I literally found one in the parking lot at Target the other day. I'm looking around. Anybody drop this?

[Ali Breen]

Oh man.

[Christy Lee]

Raycons has a quick charge function. I don't know how it works. Something about technology and wires. 10 minutes of charging yields 90 minutes of battery and Raycon startup just half the price of other premium audio brands with similar features. And Raycon has all the colors and they also have a 30 day happiness guarantee return policy. Though to my knowledge they've never had one a pair return. I tell you that. Go to buyraycon.com tom and get 20% off the best selling everyday earbuds brought to to you by Raycon. That's byraycon.com Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much, Raycon. And coming up, Christy, what have you got over there?

[Ali Breen]

Coming up. Do you believe in astrology? Well, it might say something about you. And we have scalpers at the dmv, we have Hooters in trouble, and a lady accidentally donated a jacket to charity with something very special inside.

[Christy Lee]

Are they scalping numbers at the DMV?

[Josh Arnold]

So, yeah, this is, this is a amazing story.

[Christy Lee]

75. Oh, hell, I've got number three. I got a three right here. You want to buy this three?

[Ali Breen]

I mean, yeah, well, you'll see.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, wouldn't you if you got there and there was a two hour wait. Okay, I got a hundred bucks, man.

[Christy Lee]

Really? You would?

[Jessica Alsman]

I think Tom would.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, there's something, you know, he would.

[Christy Lee]

Just wait your turn.

[Josh Arnold]

I do wait my turn. But I'm saying if it was available for sale.

[Jessica Alsman]

Come on, way better.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm busy.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I had no problem here. I got my driver's license in five minutes. But.

[Christy Lee]

And remember, don't you have a public service and a psa?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, first of all, in my case, most of the documents were forged, but yeah, you got to get that star in your driver's license. Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know why this irritates everyone.

[Jessica Alsman]

Well, you're doing good work. You're a real hero.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. And make sure to get your, get your, get your shingles vaccine. If you're a person of a certain age, if you don't believe even vaccines, you'll get shingles and be in agony. It's your fault. We Are in the Rally Auto Part studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Just got to get a hold of us. Call fax, mail or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

You're gonna spill. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studio. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. All your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, Christy Lee has a cool little car, the Figaro, which is a right hand drive.

[Jessica Alsman]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Stuart Little motors.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's a little teeny little car.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it would fit in the back of my Suburban.

[Ali Breen]

But we have a picture out there.

[Jessica Alsman]

Safe for the roads at all.

[Josh Arnold]

And are you, are you really thinking of trading it in and trading it out for some.

[Ali Breen]

No, I'm not going to trade it in. I thought I would put it Maybe in the O'Reilly world of wheels next year.

[Christy Lee]

It's down. It's not for sale.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not interested.

[Ali Breen]

They're not interested.

[Jessica Alsman]

They don't like dumb cars.

[Josh Arnold]

We don't like dumb cars.

[Unknown Speaker]

Smart cars.

[Josh Arnold]

The car is adorable.

[Jessica Alsman]

Are you gonna be driving it again soon?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, she's in the garage right now.

[Jessica Alsman]

She's always super cute.

[Christy Lee]

She.

[Ali Breen]

She said she.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's not a little boy car because.

[Ali Breen]

It'S a she car. Is your car a girl or a boy?

[Christy Lee]

It's a boy.

[Ali Breen]

Is it. What do you call it?

[Christy Lee]

Well, no, I call it it baby. Baby car.

[Ali Breen]

Baby car.

[Christy Lee]

The baby car.

[Ali Breen]

You have a baby car and a big car?

[Christy Lee]

I have a baby car and a. And a. And a truck.

[Josh Arnold]

I got the rocket.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how it goes so fast. Well, it might be your right foot. I'm not sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's got some, I don't know, supercharged engine.

[Ali Breen]

She needs jump. That's her problem right now. Her battery.

[Josh Arnold]

Your car?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. We had to push her into the garage. It was quite funny.

[Jessica Alsman]

Well, she was sleepy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes you got to push her from behind, mind. Right.

[Ali Breen]

Let me push it from the front this time.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really? That's interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Time now to switch gears and continue the automotive analogy. It's Christy Lee riding the news chair from the SILAC insurance news desk.

[Ali Breen]

A recent study has found that intelligence and education.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes.

[Ali Breen]

Are the strongest predicate predictors. Rather.

[Jessica Alsman]

I like the iron. I know. I like it.

[Unknown Speaker]

So funny.

[Josh Arnold]

You realize you're doing whether or not.

[Ali Breen]

Someone believes in astrology Persons that scored low on vocabulary tests were considerably more likely to consider astrology scientific. I checked my horoscope today.

[Christy Lee]

Vocabulary.

[Ali Breen]

So fewer years of formal education also showed a stronger tendency to endorse astrology.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't they ask us about our word list instead of asking about our vocabulary? Huh?

[Jessica Alsman]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

So. So they're saying dumb people believe in astrology.

[Ali Breen]

They didn't say it that way, but that's how you want to look at it.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's what it says.

[Ali Breen]

Less intelligent.

[Josh Arnold]

Less intelligent. That means dumb.

[Christy Lee]

Be honest. Be honest when I ask you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Don't flavor it because we're on the radio. Percentage of people you think are less than smart?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes. In all honesty.

[Christy Lee]

In all honesty. Honesty.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd say it hovers around 45.

[Jessica Alsman]

Reasonable.

[Josh Arnold]

Again, my problem is 45%. In contemporary culture, dumber people are now more confident than they ever were.

[Ali Breen]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Because of the Internet, people that have terrible ideas are absolutely convinced that they're right. And you get like, this guy we just had that drinks his own piss. This guy thinks he's a genius. He's a.

[Ali Breen]

Because he has people telling him he's a genius.

[Christy Lee]

Well. And he can go on the Internet and have it verified.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And you could have anything verified on the Internet. Well, you know, if you eat dead rabbits while shoving peanuts up your ass, you're gonna.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I've heard.

[Josh Arnold]

Cure cancer. That works.

[Christy Lee]

Don't be silly. It's actually with cashews.

[Jessica Alsman]

Right? And I bet nobody's ever tried it to see if it cures cancer.

[Josh Arnold]

They'll try it this afternoon. I heard Tom said. So the essence of this is they're saying dumber people believe in a strong.

[Jessica Alsman]

You've never read a horoscope the day after and been like, oh, my gosh, it was very accurate.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure. But a stop clock is right twice an hour. Well, twice a. Wait a minute. If it's right. If it's. If it's right twice, you must be a Leo. You're in the twilight. You're in the Twilight Zone, you know?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, that's right. Only dumb people believe in astrology, especially Sagittarius. Those are the real one.

[Christy Lee]

After you just said broken clocks. Right. Twice an hour. You want to revise your stats on stupid?

[Josh Arnold]

I have told you before, I cannot think and talk at the same time.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

How many times I've told you that?

[Christy Lee]

I know. Here we are.

[Ali Breen]

Also, there's.

[Josh Arnold]

This is. This is why I only believe in. In science and fortune cookies, because those Two things are.

[Jessica Alsman]

I think there's something to astrology.

[Josh Arnold]

No, there isn't. Did you know that all those things.

[Ali Breen]

You're dumb.

[Jessica Alsman]

I know that all those readings are.

[Josh Arnold]

Based on inaccurate astronomy also. That's another part of it, I think.

[Christy Lee]

I think there's something about retrograde and Mars and stuff like that.

[Jessica Alsman]

How could it not have an effect.

[Christy Lee]

On us and the. And the moon and tides and. Absolutely.

[Jessica Alsman]

No, it must.

[Ali Breen]

No, no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

So, Josh.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's just say you're on a date with. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

One of these.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no. Some young or potential.

[Jessica Alsman]

I'm on a date.

[Josh Arnold]

And everything you say, she says, oh, that's typical of a Capricorn. Your thoughts?

[Jessica Alsman]

I would go, oh, what does that mean? What do Capricorns. I would be interested. Yeah, I like that stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

You're on a date and your so called sign is what, a Taurus?

[Ali Breen]

I have Taurus horoscope for today. Do you want to answer that?

[Josh Arnold]

Would you say to her, have you ever had a Taurus inside your mommy parts? Oh, my gosh, no.

[Christy Lee]

No, that's not the way it goes.

[Jessica Alsman]

I would never say mommy parts.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have any. You have Taurus in you? Would you like some?

[Jessica Alsman]

I do.

[Ali Breen]

Yesterday. Here's yesterday.

[Jessica Alsman]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jessica Alsman]

And I will let you know. I'll be honest if anything is accurate.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'm also a Taurus, so we can both.

[Ali Breen]

All right.

[Jessica Alsman]

All right.

[Ali Breen]

Your hard work is finally paying off.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Ali Breen]

A phone call could bring good news. You should be filled with a sense of optimism, enthusiasm and hope. Work will be more of a pleasure than a drag.

[Jessica Alsman]

Okay.

[Ali Breen]

Because you have something to look forward to. Changes are definitely in the wind for you, Taurus. Be prepared for just about anything.

[Jessica Alsman]

Well, this is great. I did not receive a phone call with good news.

[Ali Breen]

Okay?

[Jessica Alsman]

But I have been. The work has been positive. And what I mean is, I'm working on physical therapy and I have started to see slight results.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, read them. Read them a different one. Read them. Capricorn. See if that's.

[Unknown Speaker]

Well, do me. Do Sagittarius.

[Ali Breen]

Sagittarius.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, no.

[Ali Breen]

I want.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I want to prove a point here. In experiments, you have to use the.

[Ali Breen]

Same Capricorn yesterday or Capricorn today.

[Josh Arnold]

What was it? Yesterday?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, keep that in concept.

[Ali Breen]

Okay. Yesterday, Capricorn. You can look forward to a new sense of purpose and a higher morale. Ambition, diligence and. No, thanks to that, ambition, diligence and a lot of hard work could pay off now. You could soon Be raking in the benefits. You're feeling strong, fit and physically healthy. Healthy. As if you could seize the world in your two hands. This is a great time to take the next step in your personal relationship.

[Jessica Alsman]

Now that half of that does apply, of course, with the physical.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's all such generic bs.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, but what in there is negative, what in there is bad? If somebody reads that.

[Christy Lee]

That's true. Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Somebody reads that, their mood is elevated. What's wrong with you?

[Unknown Speaker]

Forces their sense of self worth.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want. I don't want it to have all that and then say, stay off fifth Avenue today. I don't want it to say. I don't want it to. To do that. That's I me out.

[Jessica Alsman]

Somebody reading that instead of the news is feeling better and doing better.

[Christy Lee]

What about Sagittarius? That's both me and Pat.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Okay, Sagittarius.

[Josh Arnold]

This is the one for yesterday to see, so see if that actually transpired.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. They call us SAG Tom.

[Ali Breen]

A friend might approach you with the idea of forming a partnership and even propose drawing up a tentative agreement. This is definitely something worth looking into. Sagittarius Serious. Although you should consider all the facts before committing. Success and good fortune are definitely in the works, whether through the partnership or not. Expect an important call from a romantic partner.

[Josh Arnold]

Any of those happen to anybody?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I.

[Jessica Alsman]

The one kind of happened with chick. I witnessed it.

[Unknown Speaker]

I had one. One of that.

[Christy Lee]

And I did have phone sex with somebody yesterday.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, did you?

[Jessica Alsman]

That's why.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I. Now, was she a vagabond? Sagittarius.

[Christy Lee]

I'm turning out to be funny.

[Jessica Alsman]

Very serious, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

For your little Mr. Comedy.

[Jessica Alsman]

You're feeble minded.

[Josh Arnold]

If they're like a little more specific, like Taurus, tomorrow you will have a flat tire.

[Ali Breen]

Okay, you want to hear mine from yesterday? Investments in real estate, particularly the home, should pay off.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, did you sell your house yesterday?

[Ali Breen]

I did not.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, said should.

[Jessica Alsman]

It didn't say wood.

[Ali Breen]

Right.

[Unknown Speaker]

Specific.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. All right, we'll see.

[Jessica Alsman]

That really is specific.

[Unknown Speaker]

Does it say anything about a long driveway?

[Christy Lee]

Did you bury.

[Jessica Alsman]

I mean the fact that it said anything about real estate.

[Ali Breen]

That's true. And I did have a showing yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

So I could have you bury the thing. Now, keep in mind, remember who not.

[Ali Breen]

Only did I bury St. Joe, but I also have him in my kitchen.

[Unknown Speaker]

Did you make cookies?

[Ali Breen]

I did not.

[Christy Lee]

And also remember who looked at your house yesterday? Maybe go back and that's who's going to buy it. According to the Maybe.

[Ali Breen]

You never know.

[Jessica Alsman]

I think we've proven there's real science behind.

[Christy Lee]

I think we. I think we have suckers.

[Unknown Speaker]

I have goosebumps hearing about the real.

[Jessica Alsman]

Estate.

[Josh Arnold]

When I would be. Christy will understand this one. There used to be a guy on the radio and I'd be driving in early in the morning and he was kind of finishing his shift on a different station.

[Ali Breen]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a country station. And he would always read the horoscopes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then he would always go, by the way, these are for entertainment purposes only. Like, like the, the station was gonna get sued because somebody.

[Jessica Alsman]

Well, I. They had to say that on all those psychic shows, too. Yeah. And those, those 1-8-1900 numbers for psychics. For entertainment purposes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Because people would.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

I didn't win a million dollars yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

Again, that gets to the premise of the story for the beginning with. Okay, people are morons. Okay, good.

[Ali Breen]

All right. We'll be back with more moronic.

[Christy Lee]

45 of people are stupid.

[Jessica Alsman]

That was a reasonable answer from him, I thought.

[Christy Lee]

No kidding. You agree?

[Jessica Alsman]

I think he really thinks it's 80.

[Christy Lee]

I think.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's how smart you are being radio kind. Yeah, that's how smart you are, Josh. You're exactly right.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

You're welcome, too. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

This is the Bob and Tom show. Text us at 888-262-866. One more Bob and Tom. Next.

[Josh Arnold]

We have Dr. Lander.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. There's Pat Godwood.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Jessica Alsman joins us.

[Ali Breen]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Hello. Josh. Josh Arnold.

[Jessica Alsman]

You guys are silly.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, we are.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studio. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

It's been a weird day.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, it is.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, whoa. I was recording a commercial. They left the mic on when I sneezed.

[Christy Lee]

I have to explain it.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh, you. You have a little office here.

[Jessica Alsman]

I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you keep an extra pair of underpants or socks and trousers in your office? No.

[Christy Lee]

Like a fresh shirt, Like Don Draper?

[Jessica Alsman]

I don't. Should I start?

[Ali Breen]

No, you don't need it. You're a grown ass man. Who doesn't? I have yourself.

[Josh Arnold]

I have.

[Jessica Alsman]

She is right.

[Josh Arnold]

I have an Extra pair of shoes, socks, at least 25 shirts, right? Right. Pants and underwear in my office, just in case.

[Christy Lee]

Can you imagine?

[Jessica Alsman]

Now that's the other side of that. Right? The other extreme.

[Christy Lee]

It's going to take a team of men to clean up whatever he has going on once he no longer walks the earth. It's going to take.

[Jessica Alsman]

Or One man with a fire launcher.

[Josh Arnold]

Virgin is going to have to invent one.

[Jessica Alsman]

A flamethrower.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, flamethrower. Very good. I get it now.

[Christy Lee]

That was a. Josh is right. What about those flame launchers?

[Josh Arnold]

What did you say? Don't be ridiculous. How about you, Chris? Did you keep a pair of.

[Unknown Speaker]

No, Pat, I just use your shirts if I need.

[Josh Arnold]

Ali, do you have a pair of underpants on?

[Unknown Speaker]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Really? Well, if you need a pair, I got one.

[Christy Lee]

I've been through all your shirts in your office. You probably don't even know that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's okay.

[Ali Breen]

So you have underwear in there too?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he does.

[Jessica Alsman]

Why do you ask?

[Josh Arnold]

I. Just curious.

[Ali Breen]

Did you want to wear mine?

[Unknown Speaker]

Oh, that was a long pause.

[Jessica Alsman]

Now, one of the things I love about you, Tom, is that you hear that we all said, no. You're the only one that has. But instead of going, oh, I must be unique in this. You, You. I think you look at us and go, they're all weirdos for not having.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's exactly what you think.

[Unknown Speaker]

But you are here a lot of the day.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

So if you have to go from here somewhere else, it makes sense a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but if something goes wrong, you want to have the extra underpants, Right? I'm just saying.

[Unknown Speaker]

Or you can go without.

[Josh Arnold]

Free ball. Free Commando.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yes, commando.

[Josh Arnold]

It's been a long time since I've gone underwear free. I did the other morning.

[Ali Breen]

Did you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Like around your house.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I had to get up in the middle of the night. One of the dogs had an issue.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

So I just throw on a pair of jeans and no shirt and a winter coat and went outside. Check local listings. It's a good look with loafers and a dog. Yeah. Yeah, it was. But yeah, that was weird not having underpants on.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There was a time we work with someone.

[Christy Lee]

We work with someone that has a pair of underpants in a briefcase right now.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

That's why it's a briefcase.

[Josh Arnold]

As opposed to a boxer case.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I think we've done our. Fine. We've done our work here.

[Christy Lee]

I can't tell. Tell you. I can't tell you who it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it Hoffy?

[Ali Breen]

No, she.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, Jess is waving to us. Admitting that it is her.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there you go.

[Unknown Speaker]

I think it might be her.

[Jessica Alsman]

Why? I wonder why she has an extra pair of underwear.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder why she has a briefcase.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, I kind of do too.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she's got her stuff. We don't really exist in your world, do we? There's just you and you're taking care of everything and then we're just seeing scenery.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, let's push on.

[Jessica Alsman]

I've never owned a briefcase. Have you guys?

[Ali Breen]

Yes, I did.

[Unknown Speaker]

Halliburton briefcase that I lock stuff up in.

[Josh Arnold]

I tried to become backpack guy for about a week and I couldn't do it.

[Jessica Alsman]

At what, what age? Like at what era?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. Like last week, 20 years ago.

[Jessica Alsman]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I couldn't. I just can't do it.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, no, no, no briefcase, so.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, that's. To me, that's a sign you've lost. Lost.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a.

[Unknown Speaker]

There are a couple good ones, though. Seriously? Like the ones you think are for the monies and the drugs.

[Jessica Alsman]

Those alum aluminum ones handcuffed your wrist whenever.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, but what would you need it for?

[Unknown Speaker]

I was. I was gifted it.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you ever use it?

[Jessica Alsman]

I do.

[Unknown Speaker]

My. My passport's in there. Jimmy's stuff is in there.

[Ali Breen]

Jimmy use it like a code.

[Unknown Speaker]

5671.

[Chick McGee]

Whoops.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you keep like your pegging stuff in there?

[Unknown Speaker]

No, that's kept in the garage.

[Josh Arnold]

Now is that stuff washing machine? A dishwasher safe? I'm so sorry.

[Ali Breen]

Appointments at Miami DMVs in Florida are so hard to come by. Scalpers have been selling time slots for as much as $250.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes, but I had a meeting with Kid Rock and we're putting an end to that.

[Ali Breen]

Are you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, this makes perfect sense to me. But I don' see why the DMV doesn't take advantage of this and start selling them.

[Ali Breen]

Miami Herald reports lines outside the state run DMV offices conform the night before for walk in slots. With people waiting months to get appointments. Scalpers have apparently been exploiting the system, getting the time slots through an online appointment system utilizing bots and fake accounts. And then they go and sell them.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, this is legitimately like the concert stuff.

[Ali Breen]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Did you hear that came from Miami Herald?

[Jessica Alsman]

Harold? Look, I know you got a beef with anybody who's not from Miami.

[Christy Lee]

He's full of crap.

[Unknown Speaker]

And Harold Guy, Miami Herald again.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, this is a potential revenue stream.

[Jessica Alsman]

What, you want more fees at the dmv?

[Josh Arnold]

No, but if there was a Thing. Hey, look, tell them about your driver.

[Christy Lee]

Driver's license photo idea. Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

It's brilliant. You would be given certain sort of parameters of what was allowed. You could bring your own photograph into the. Into the license bureau, and they would, you know, for an extra hundred bucks, you get the picture you want.

[Jessica Alsman]

So that literally is a vanity photo.

[Josh Arnold]

In that case, I know someone that pretended that their license had been lost because they didn't like the photograph.

[Jessica Alsman]

I don't want to know that person. Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

Confidence.

[Josh Arnold]

You could not be more. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Awful, awful person.

[Josh Arnold]

So in this case, scalpers are actually profiting on. You know, but see, they're doing it. Apparently they're in a. They're accessing those numbers illegally.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, just like the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, so it's kind of like the concert ticket thing. But I had to get a new passport for one of my daughters, and we ended up having to drive 100 miles to get a post office where we could get an appointment.

[Jessica Alsman]

Now, see, in Miami, that two months or so. Months, people are waiting. Don't that. Why not? They can't open another branch.

[Unknown Speaker]

Oh, that would just be insane.

[Jessica Alsman]

Or do all of this online.

[Ali Breen]

Is this because of the. The star thing? Is that what's happening? Because everybody's scrambling to get their star and their driver's license now? I know. I've seen stories where there are lines across the country.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is that due The Star?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, May 5th or 6th.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Unknown Speaker]

Really, Tom, Go to any post office. You don't have to be at the one in Miami, too. Just leave town, right?

[Jessica Alsman]

No, you have to go to your license.

[Ali Breen]

You've got to get it at the dm. It's your driver's license.

[Unknown Speaker]

Right, but you can go to a different city in the state of Florida.

[Josh Arnold]

It depends. Every state's different, and it used to be where we live. You used to have to get it in the county you live in.

[Christy Lee]

And I have to check with Miami Herald before I do anything.

[Jessica Alsman]

Well, it's a.

[Unknown Speaker]

At very least make sure he knows.

[Christy Lee]

I'm in the state.

[Josh Arnold]

And you used to. You used to. To need. Need a signed letter from Anita Bryant declaring your heterosexuality. Oh, in Dade County.

[Christy Lee]

Anita Bryan Bryant.

[Ali Breen]

She the orange juice lady?

[Josh Arnold]

Not anymore.

[Christy Lee]

I was just talking.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, right now she's fresh. She's not pushing orange juice. She's pushing daisies. She. She left. She left us. A few months ago.

[Christy Lee]

Leslie Ugams told me about Anita Bryant dying. And actually, Leslie Ugams is more current because she was in. What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Deadpool. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So Anita Bryant was just in the news.

[Christy Lee]

She's still dead, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she just died.

[Christy Lee]

She did? Yeah, yeah, yeah, she just died.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, but too long ago.

[Josh Arnold]

A couple months ago.

[Jessica Alsman]

What was her hit?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she did. And it was just awful.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think so.

[Jessica Alsman]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. She had a number one song.

[Christy Lee]

I don't. Number one?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So awful.

[Christy Lee]

What do you think the time title is like America number one.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it was like Flowers for Algernon.

[Jessica Alsman]

It was on the Charlie soundtrack.

[Josh Arnold]

Hoffy find Anita Bryant song, would you please? What do you mean? Don't wave me off. I'm not a pitcher.

[Jessica Alsman]

He said no thanks.

[Josh Arnold]

I just got waved off.

[Christy Lee]

Going to the left hander. Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show where a professional radio goes to pass away and that what we used to say. Hi, Tom, how are you? We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Josh Arnold]

I think we used to say we put the F in professional.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And where maturity goes to die. Yeah, something like that. Welcome back. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios as mentioned. And we have, let's see Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. The man, the sports guy is right over there. He is Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Now it's time to switch gears and get into the world of romance with our correspondent from New York City. She is the lovely Ally Breen. Hi, Ali.

[Unknown Speaker]

Hey guys. How's it going?

[Josh Arnold]

Good. I've got a news story for you before we get to the sexy part.

[Unknown Speaker]

Ooh, yeah. Let's hear it.

[Josh Arnold]

Chris, did you have the story about the lawsuit involving OnlyFans?

[Ali Breen]

Oh, I do, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you heard about this? This is really interesting.

[Ali Breen]

Two people are suing only fans claiming they were talking to a chat service rather than actual models on the site.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

According to 404 Media, the plaintiffs and M. Brunner and Jay Fry claim they were defrauded after believing the creators they subscribed to were talking to them in direct messages and video clips. Eventually they realized they were likely not interacting with the creators directly, but so called agency chatters. The former subscribers said that they would not have subscribed had they known they were not speaking directly to the creators themselves. The complaint states, quote, plaintiff Fry created an account primarily in order to engage in friendly conversations with models and share photographs of his cooking creations.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the key here.

[Ali Breen]

But he became suspicious of who he was actually communicating when he started getting contradicting information and errors in messages.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you love the fact that this guy goes, hey, look, I want to see your boobs and I'll show you my new quiche. He's exchanging.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yay. He's upset about the reactions he's getting on his food. That's great.

[Josh Arnold]

He's upset because he's not actually interacting with the models.

[Jessica Alsman]

Allie, have you.

[Unknown Speaker]

That's how he could tell.

[Jessica Alsman]

Do you use an agency or do you actually do the communication?

[Unknown Speaker]

I do the education, but it is hard. Like I don't, it takes a while to return messages. So I get it. And I thought everyone knew that there were people using services and stuff like that was happening.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, it's got to be the majority. Now, I haven't been on Only Fans in a long, long time. Because it became.

[Unknown Speaker]

What? Oh, that's why.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Because I was like, oh, I don't need to talk to a chatbot.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, it could be a robot.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, exactly.

[Unknown Speaker]

I just saw the. The documentary on Ashley Madison, though, and remember there was a big scandal where they said none of the women were real, that it was a ton of chatbots, essentially, and their subscriber base just, like, kept going up. People didn't seem to care as long as they could pretend that they were in some sort of, I don't know, interaction with the girl.

[Josh Arnold]

These are the same guys that think the strippers actually love them.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah, exactly. I know.

Maybe they do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah, that's it. That's okay. All right.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, good.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, I just thought that was fascinating because you are Ali Breen, comedian. Also, you are on Only Fans at a L. I.B.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

You have to really spend some time on there if you want to get good results. Like, I get why people. Yeah. Have help.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I just thought that was an interesting inside note. Well, let's get moving forward here. The way this show works is Ally gets letters and we try. Try to help with people's romantic issues. What have you got, Ally?

[Unknown Speaker]

Dear Ally, I took my girlfriend to a family party and she really hit it off with everybody. Three months later, I saw that she's still texting one of my cousins. I flipped out and I told her that's inappropriate and that she should have at least told me, and she said I'm acting crazy. They were definitely flirty. So what do I do about this?

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, I think you're acting crazy.

[Ali Breen]

I think you're acting crazy, too. What?

[Unknown Speaker]

Wait, why is she texting his cousin? Cousin?

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, so you're also crazy?

[Josh Arnold]

Like randomly like you just figure you're just figuring that out. Why do you think we have her in here? We have to have something to work against.

[Unknown Speaker]

There's a balance. Why would someone randomly be texting someone in my family and I don't know about it?

[Ali Breen]

That's why would you tell them, hey, I met your cousin.

[Unknown Speaker]

Why would you tell me.

[Ali Breen]

Tell people who I talked.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

This is that I can see why she's gonna little concerned.

[Unknown Speaker]

Oh, welcome to this side, Tom. Join me.

[Josh Arnold]

As I said earlier, a stop clock is right twice an hour. I know it's supposed to be twice a day.

[Jessica Alsman]

I go, ally, what do you think? Do you think this friend should have told our writer?

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah, I think just the fact that she didn't tell him makes it seem like it's nefarious.

[Ali Breen]

Do you tell your boyfriend.

[Christy Lee]

Tell him.

[Unknown Speaker]

Like, if she. Yeah, if I was at a, like, event with my boyfriend and then one of his family members and I hit it off and we kept texting, I would be like, oh, I'm like, friends with your cousin.

[Josh Arnold]

You tell him. As opposed to what she's doing, which is. She's got a plan B. Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

Or plan A, eventually.

[Christy Lee]

I am.

[Jessica Alsman]

I am so sorry. I. This is a. This is a boyfriend writing us, and his girlfriend was flirting with the cousin or is talking to the cousin. I apologize. I thought this was a woman whose friend. Friend met her cousin and didn't, so.

[Unknown Speaker]

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

[Jessica Alsman]

This is odd.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think. Yeah. She's looking at this guy as a plan B. Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Why would you do that? You don't want to stay in the same family.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

You know, if you broke up with somebody, you don't want to start dating his cousin.

[Josh Arnold]

No. You want to date her sister. Have you. Did you seen.

[Ali Breen]

How awkward is that? Even if the sister.

[Jessica Alsman]

Even if the sister isn't as attractive, you still kind of want bang the sister.

[Josh Arnold]

I had.

[Jessica Alsman]

That's every guy's secret.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a letter I did not read on the air. I think it was about a month ago in which this guy married his brother's ex wife. No. Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I chose not to read it. It was. There was a lot more to it.

[Jessica Alsman]

Well, you hope they're all getting along okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That's got to be a rough Thanksgiving.

[Christy Lee]

I bet that happens a lot more.

[Jessica Alsman]

Than maybe it does believe.

[Ali Breen]

Well, it happened with Shania Twain. Remember that? She and her husband got divorced, and they. And she married his brother. No, she married. Okay, so they got divorced because he was having an affair, and she ended up marrying the guy the lady was having. Okay, that's hard to explain.

[Unknown Speaker]

Wow.

[Ali Breen]

Okay, so he was having an affair with this woman. She was married. They got divorced. Shania Twain and her husband got divorced. He ended up marrying the woman that he was having the affair with. Shania Twain married her ex husband.

[Josh Arnold]

Did they write a song about this? It seems pretty much, yeah.

[Ali Breen]

It's like a country song.

[Jessica Alsman]

Did you guys know Shania Twain's real name? Samuel Clemens. A lot of people don't know that.

[Christy Lee]

Well, actually. And Shania is not her first name. Jane.

[Ali Breen]

Jane Twain.

[Christy Lee]

Jane Twain. That's right. We had a way wrong. You say, hey, Jane, she knows. You know her from way back when.

[Josh Arnold]

They grow up, they Called her Choo Choo Choo Twain. Hey, Ally, what happened to our show? Let's get back to the action.

[Christy Lee]

You got another letter for us?

[Ali Breen]

This is the way we've been doing it all day.

[Unknown Speaker]

Quite all right. Dear Ally, I met a girl online. We went on two dates and she immediately started sexting me, including nudes. I was thinking maybe we'd be a serious couple, but is this a giant red flag and does it mean that we should only hook up?

[Jessica Alsman]

Including, oh, this means you're gay.

[Josh Arnold]

And that's okay. Again, that's fine with us.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, that's totally fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever you're into is fine.

[Jessica Alsman]

But you should know, and you should. Did you please share.

[Josh Arnold]

Please share all these photos?

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Now this is a guy who doesn't know how life works. Okay.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yep.

I can't believe I got a pick.

This is probably what she's living in the 90s.

Yeah, she's probably used to doing this. Like, this is how you.

[Ali Breen]

And that's why he's a little upset, because he doesn't really want to be in a serious relationship with a woman who just sends pictures.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, not everybody wants to be. That's the problem with this show. Not everybody wants to be in a serious relationship.

[Ali Breen]

He just said he wants to be in a serious relationship.

[Josh Arnold]

He did?

[Unknown Speaker]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, hit and run, buddy.

[Jessica Alsman]

Y.

[Christy Lee]

Ideally over the hood of a Corvette, right? Whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a difference.

[Unknown Speaker]

His comment was, yuck, boobies.

[Christy Lee]

What do you think the record is for one girl sending nudes to how many guys? How many? Many you think?

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, like in a day, let's say, like.

[Christy Lee]

No. Yeah, like 50, 60 guys. That is a lot over a lot in.

[Josh Arnold]

In a non professional manner. In other words, someone who's not a.

[Jessica Alsman]

Exactly.

[Unknown Speaker]

I think there's way more guys that are sending the.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

To multiple girls.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, that is always shocking.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Jessica Alsman]

I have sent a D pick, but only when it was requested.

[Ali Breen]

Never, not as a move.

[Jessica Alsman]

Never would I thank you for that, by the way.

[Unknown Speaker]

I hear that every morning.

[Jessica Alsman]

I pray to it never would.

[Unknown Speaker]

I just assume made Pat's day.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

You told me you always thought that uncle was gay.

[Christy Lee]

And what about the. Was that Josh that you sent me your picture of or was that you? You said it was you.

[Unknown Speaker]

I sent both pictures.

Oh, I found a phone back years ago before people all locked their screens. So I had to go through the messages to find out, like, who to text to get it back to. The first, like 12 to 15 messages were all the same picture that he sent to Multiple girls like just thinking of you. Oh, my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Nothing says Merry Christmas like my penis. Happy Holidays.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, if you're just joining us, hello. Thank you for being here. This is the Bob and Tom program. We are coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And we are speaking with comedian. Oh, she's so nice. It's Ally Breen. And Ally presents letters on a show we call Sexy Time. What do you got, Ally?

[Unknown Speaker]

Dear Ally, I was totally in love with someone who I dated for three years and we brought broke up. She ended it by sleeping with my best friend. Oh, she ended up sleeping with my best friend. That's not how she ended it. Well, I stopped talking to both of them. Fast forward to now, five years later, she starts messaging me, telling me what a huge mistake she made and that she really wants to try again. She said she also stopped talking to my best friend after what he did. Lol. What he did. I would actually love to get back together, but how can I possibly get past this now?

[Ali Breen]

That's your deal.

[Jessica Alsman]

Well, if you can. Yeah. I mean, if you can.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

It's all up to you. There's no way to get past it. You just got to do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he still not talking to the friend?

[Jessica Alsman]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

The friend is still out.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, the friend is out. Both parties on both counts.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yep.

Sounds like she's just lonely and is going back to an easy. You know, she's right.

[Jessica Alsman]

No, she can have real regrets. That happens.

[Unknown Speaker]

But you like romanticize the thing in your head, you know, so if it already wasn't good, I bet that it'll be the same.

[Josh Arnold]

If nothing else, he should go back and check it out and find out how he stands stands up compared to his buddy. And then if he's the winner, call him up and gloat.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Jessica Alsman]

So take the high road.

[Josh Arnold]

Take the long run.

[Christy Lee]

Just scream in your face over the.

[Josh Arnold]

Phone, hey, Bill, I know we haven't talked in five years, but guess what? You know what our nickname for you is? Tiny. Take that.

[Unknown Speaker]

Ally, I think you had the answer there.

[Ali Breen]

Which.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah, I said I became Jess for this one. I said, or date her for a little while, then sleep with her best friend.

Revenge.

[Christy Lee]

Always.

[Jessica Alsman]

Sweet God, I'm inclined to say, don't go back. There's somebody better out there in the future.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it depends. I mean, how good was it?

[Ali Breen]

There's more to just this.

[Jessica Alsman]

Will you stop appealing to the worst parts of me?

[Christy Lee]

You're going to get a gun stuck.

[Josh Arnold]

In your face, you know, not Every one of these tiny now. I mean, these letters don't all have to end in happily ever after. Sometimes it can be a hot, sweaty evening on a golf course with a walk of shame.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Of course.

[Jessica Alsman]

Remember, ladies, no such thing as a walk of shame.

[Ali Breen]

Thank you, John.

[Josh Arnold]

Good work.

[Ali Breen]

You had fun. Enjoy it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Ali Breen]

Yes. Yep. Don't ever be ashamed. Don't let these guys make you be ashamed.

[Jessica Alsman]

No way.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

Get those steps in.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there are some times you should be ashamed.

[Josh Arnold]

We don't think less of you. We couldn't think less of you.

[Christy Lee]

Never mind who's sleeping with animals in New York?

[Unknown Speaker]

The walk of shame is like a subway and two bus rides.

[Jessica Alsman]

The commute of shame.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah. An Uber, if you're lucky.

[Josh Arnold]

Ally, do we have another letter?

[Unknown Speaker]

Dear Ally, my husband loves lingerie in the bedroom. Hot twist on. On him. He bought me a ton and I only have ever worn it on the day he's gotten it for me. So the other day he said he has a surprise and was waiting for me in the bedroom and was wearing it under his clothes.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Unknown Speaker]

I laughed and thought he was kidding, but he talked me into taking him seriously and it was kind of fine. I can probably get used to it, but I don't know what to do. I need to vent. I can't tell my friends or family because they'll never see him the same. Is this. How weird is this?

[Christy Lee]

Very, very weird.

[Ali Breen]

Well, the fact that you can wear the same lingerie is kind of weird.

[Unknown Speaker]

But it must be really stretchy, something. Yeah, it's gotta be.

[Jessica Alsman]

It's only weird if you want it to be.

[Christy Lee]

It's weird and wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, it is objectively weird.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Tom. Thank you very much.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, it's not.

[Jessica Alsman]

You said it's kind of fine. You can get used to it. He needs it. Clearly.

[Christy Lee]

You should wear the right underwear for your sex and. Or gender at all times. Yeah, well, you never. You never switch. Except with another guy. Right, buddy?

[Jessica Alsman]

I say good for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, when he has to have it lopped off and changes his name to Shirley, get back to me.

[Ali Breen]

That doesn't necessarily.

[Unknown Speaker]

Don't have to go with that.

[Christy Lee]

And don't call me Shirley.

[Jessica Alsman]

That doesn't necessarily happen. But again, if it does get back.

[Josh Arnold]

To us, I. Yeah. Josh kind of hit the nail that this is what he needs. Not my thing, but same.

[Jessica Alsman]

And you sound like you're kind of okay with it. And if that. If that stays. My gosh, Good for you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

If he start. If he starts talking, baby, Talk or pretends that certain things are puppets.

[Jessica Alsman]

All right, don't worry about any of that.

[Christy Lee]

Get out.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Certain things are puppets.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah, that's a general rule for any situation.

[Christy Lee]

Look, are you the one they call Clam Chop?

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Clam Chop.

[Christy Lee]

I like your beard.

[Josh Arnold]

I.

[Ali Breen]

Is this why you made puppets out of all of us?

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a minute. You may have a good point. By the way, Ali Breen is a very fine stand up comedian. We got to get you out here, Ali. We haven't seen you in person in a long time. We gotta do a show.

[Unknown Speaker]

It's been a long time.

[Josh Arnold]

We gotta do a show with you. Can you get in an airplane and come see us?

[Unknown Speaker]

I'd love to.

[Josh Arnold]

Ali is spelled A, L, L, I, B, R, E, E, N. I emphasize that because you can find her on social media platforms and send us your correspondence. We'd love to hear from you. She's also on OnlyFans. A L, L I B. And are you working in New York this week?

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah, I'm at the Comic Strip this weekend and the Comedy Village on Sunday night.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, great. Well, I'll go check out Ally if you happen to be in the city. She's terrific. We always enjoy the segment. Ally. Thank you very much. Everything okay in your world? I don't see your kitty cats. Are they okay?

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah, they're obsessed. There's pigeons in the window right now. They are fully obsessed with them, so they're leaving my wires alone.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What are the names of your cats again?

[Unknown Speaker]

Welly and Huxley.

[Josh Arnold]

What's Willie?

[Ali Breen]

Welly.

[Unknown Speaker]

Welly. It's Orwell and Huxley.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Unknown Speaker]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Very literary.

[Unknown Speaker]

Very literary.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

My two of my mom's favorite authors, so they're named after her, even though cats. But yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, thank you very much.

[Unknown Speaker]

Thanks, guys. See you soon.

[Josh Arnold]

Always so helpful. I think we did. I think we did some nice work today. What do you think?

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, yeah. Save some relationships.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of problems.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to talk to you about my friends from Silac Insurance. Once again, the stock market these days, it's up and then it's down and it's. Oh, boy. It's kind of scary and you don't know what's going to happen. But this is where something called an annuity comes into play. And the Silac Insurance folks are the experts in annuities. What is an annuity? Well, it's. When it's time to retire, you want to have a guaranteed income. Income. And regardless of what's happening on Wall Street. Your annuity is going to be rock solid. And Silac, they are the experts in annuity. S I L A c I n s.com or just go to bobandtom.com and we'll walk you through the parts with Chick Magee over there. Certain restrictions apply. See if you can put together an annuity. And once again, Silac Insurance, the experts on annuities. Because when you retire, Social Security security probably isn't going to be enough. So you want to think ahead because you're probably not going to get a pension like maybe your dad or grandfather or grandmother or mom got these days. So prepare yourself so you can relax now, knowing that in the future you're going to be covered. It's the Silac Insurance Company. S I L A C Don't worry about the volatility of the market when you've got something. Thank you. When you've got a stable foundation with an annuity. S I L A c I n s.com Once again, we forgot to do today in history. So when we come back, we will sit in the corner with our dunce caps on.

[Ali Breen]

And.

[Josh Arnold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube YouTube channel.

[Josh Arnold]

Art.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Jessica Alsman is here. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, chick.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk where you're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. And Tom, am I right at guessing you're drinking the official official beverage of the Bob and Tom Show?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I'm having the black tea from Java House about to revolutionize. Oh, yeah, the, the green room, if you will, the coffee room. The with a break room in your office by getting you to just peel and pour your coffee, your tea, your energy drink, what have you. Thank you, Java House. We're just getting up and running with our Java House coffee. Like I said, this is the black tea. And I would show you, but again, I'd have to be pouring it on my pants.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, don't do that.

[Josh Arnold]

The cameras over there. Yeah, it's great stuff. And we'll be telling you all about Java House. We got some big Java House stuff coming up, so you might want to look into it and find out exactly what they've got going on. Go to their website and find out about it. Revolutionize the office and all your coffee, etc. Etc. Right now it's time for a new feature. It's. I call it Tom's Time Machine. In which we go. We go back in time.

[Jessica Alsman]

I like this new Tom's Time Machine.

[Josh Arnold]

We go back in time 30 minutes.

[Ali Breen]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

And we get to hear this.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

This was Anita Bryant's big hit.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Paper Paper Roses.

[Josh Arnold]

Very good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This is horrible.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, it's bad. Marie Osmond had a hit with her.

[Ali Breen]

I realized the way your eyes deceived me.

[Josh Arnold]

That's enough.

[Jessica Alsman]

I like that very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's awful.

[Jessica Alsman]

Lovely.

[Josh Arnold]

That was number five in 1960.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, it should have gone higher.

[Josh Arnold]

And we. We were discuss. You. You accused me of being.

[Christy Lee]

She never had a number one song, which is what we said.

[Jessica Alsman]

Sometimes you're ahead of your time, aren't you?

[Christy Lee]

And you were insistent. She did have a number one.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's number one on the country.

[Jessica Alsman]

Shark and in my heart.

[Josh Arnold]

Hillbilly chart. Yeah, yeah. No, she died a couple months ago and I made some reference to her. I forget in what context.

[Christy Lee]

December 14th.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure it was a pointless. Oh, it was a. She was a big Florida person. She was the orange juice spokesperson.

[Ali Breen]

That's how I remember her.

[Josh Arnold]

And. And she's referenced in a Jimmy Buffett song.

[Jessica Alsman]

Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

He says, I hope Anita Bryant never ever does one of my songs because she did this whole anti gay thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In any event, she be gone. So let's once again. We were supposed to do this earlier and I forgot. So I'll take full blame for this one. After that first hour, which I was wrong three times.

[Christy Lee]

Time now for Today in History Days.

[Ali Breen]

Today, April 2nd.

[Jessica Alsman]

September.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, April 2nd.

[Ali Breen]

September.

[Christy Lee]

Give or take them off.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Today in history. April 2nd. Here we go. Okay. Oh, this is a good one. Right off the bat. 7:42. Happy birthday. Your hint is Steely Dan.

[Unknown Speaker]

742.

[Christy Lee]

Becker.

[Josh Arnold]

William Burroughs, born in 742.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, and 42. Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, hint is Kid Charlemagne. Charlemagne.

[Christy Lee]

Charles the Great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's exactly. Charles the Great.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what? Charlemagne.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he was actually the first Charles in charge, they called him.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh. Of our days and our nights.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Jessica Alsman]

Of our wrongs and our rights.

[Unknown Speaker]

Keep going.

This is exciting.

[Josh Arnold]

He was. He was the king of the church.

[Ali Breen]

I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

[Christy Lee]

King of worship. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Charlemagne. I love that song. Go west. The Franks, if you will. France. The Franks.

[Unknown Speaker]

Are we all related to Charlemagne?

[Jessica Alsman]

That's that old kind of idea, isn't it?

[Unknown Speaker]

Almost.

[Josh Arnold]

No, the king of Franks in today's world would be Joey Chestnut, I think.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, the second one I'll give to you, Christy.

[Ali Breen]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Frank and beans.

[Josh Arnold]

Born in 1725. One of the most romantic names in Western history. First name, Giacomo. Last name.

[Ali Breen]

Gotta be Italian.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll think lust.

[Ali Breen]

Ruth, Buzzy, Amore. I don't know what I know.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what it is?

[Unknown Speaker]

It's over, Giacomo. Over. Get it?

[Josh Arnold]

Come over. That was a distracting and yet silly Casanova.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Jessica Alsman]

Blame it on the Casanova.

[Christy Lee]

That he banged so well.

[Josh Arnold]

He.

[Ali Breen]

He was so out there that they named the whole cheating thing after him. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Did he pass away and there was like a huge funeral for. In New York City, I think. Or didn't People. People.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's.

[Christy Lee]

Women, like, lost their mind.

[Josh Arnold]

That's Rudolph Valentino.

[Christy Lee]

No, I think it's Casanova.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh. Now, would you rather be a Casanova or a Don Juan?

[Unknown Speaker]

I think all three are very similar.

[Jessica Alsman]

How do you feel about the burn? You're a real Don Juan. The ladies Don Juan. Anything to do with you? Oh, man, I think that's up there.

[Josh Arnold]

Try it with an accent.

[Jessica Alsman]

What accent would you like? Chinese.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, let's go with Chinese. Yeah, I'll give you. I'll give you $10. Oh, let's see. Oh, here's another one. 1805. Happy birthday. Hans Christian Anderson.

[Ali Breen]

I've heard him.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Of the Christian Andersons.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The Muslim Anderson. Now Hans Andersenberg again, to those of the Jewish faith.

[Jessica Alsman]

He wrote the Little Mermaid, didn't he?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we have.

[Christy Lee]

When Han got employed.

[Josh Arnold]

I got an easy one for you.

[Christy Lee]

Job.

[Josh Arnold]

I got an easy one for you.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Born in 1875. Alzy Walter Chrysler.

[Unknown Speaker]

Oh, did he build the building?

[Josh Arnold]

You give her an easy one?

[Ali Breen]

I mean, well, he started with cars.

[Josh Arnold]

But then he found. He found the Chrysler Company.

[Jessica Alsman]

The Chrysler Building might be my favorite skyscraper.

[Ali Breen]

It's a beautiful one. Deco. I love it.

[Christy Lee]

Why didn't they ever come out with a Jack? Jesus Chrysler.

[Jessica Alsman]

A few comedians did.

[Christy Lee]

Jesus Chrysler.

[Josh Arnold]

A quick reminder, by the way, I forgot to mention the Bob and Tom pop up shop. We've got those T shirts, the special editions, charity T shirts for Toledo and Cincinnati. It's up right now and it ends tonight. So check out the Bob and Tom store. Pop up T shirt shop right now.

[Jessica Alsman]

Those are collector's Items.

[Josh Arnold]

Go to bobandtom.com and check it out. Our Real quick. Birthday is Marvin Gay. Oh.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, he sings well.

[Jessica Alsman]

Funny last name, though.

[Christy Lee]

What a voice.

[Josh Arnold]

His.

[Unknown Speaker]

His mom.

[Josh Arnold]

His dad shot him. What?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, it's a awful story.

[Ali Breen]

Horrible story.

[Josh Arnold]

I think his parents were having an argument, he tried to intervene and dad shot him.

[Jessica Alsman]

I heard that through the grapevine.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

But he did win the argument, though.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Last hit in 1513. Okay, I'll see. Here's your opportunity. Who is credited with the western, if you will, culture discovery of Florida? 1513.

[Unknown Speaker]

Oh, you know the saint guy. St. Augustine.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Unknown Speaker]

Santino.

[Josh Arnold]

Ponce de Leon. Or in the. In the Disney comic book, it was Ponce de Lune. Yes, it was related. Lastly, Jackie Mitchell purportedly struck out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig in an exhibition game in 1931 in this date. And then she would tour. She toured with the House of David, the famous ball club that couldn't shave.

[Christy Lee]

Or Jackie Mitchell a lady.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, yes, absolutely. Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig said they. They were not bagging it. That they. She actually did pitch against them. Once again proving that there were lesbians in 1931. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

For a complete copy of the Bob, Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bob and tom.com contest rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Bravo TV star Lala Kent holds nothing back.

[Ali Breen]

There's been so many times where I'm.

[Unknown Speaker]

Like, I apologize that I said that.

[Ali Breen]

But that wasn't meant for you to hear.

[Josh Arnold]

Feel you there.

[Ali Breen]

How fun would it be to bring in some Bravo liberties and make our own bracket iconic? All right, I'll take just Dorinda, you take Sonia.

[Josh Arnold]

Sonia is who I wish I could be. You and me both.

[Ali Breen]

I cannot be someone in the program. What's PTO Pay time off.

[Josh Arnold]

See, you never had a real job.

[Unknown Speaker]

Give them Lala.

[Ali Breen]

It is nothing but honesty.

[Chick McGee]

You guys know.

[Unknown Speaker]

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