The BOB & TOM Show - April 21, 2025

Summary

Detailed Summary of "The BOB & TOM Show - April 21, 2025"

Release Date: April 21, 2025

The April 21st episode of "The BOB & TOM Show" delivered a vibrant mix of comedy, listener engagement, and a variety of news segments, ranging from bizarre meth smuggling stories to advancements in artificial intelligence and unusual animal rescues. Hosted by Tom Griswold and Chick McGee, along with contributors Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, and Pat Godwin, the show maintained its signature blend of humor and informative content.

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1. Opening Comedy Skits

The episode began with a humorous dramatic reading titled "Since My Baby Turned Gay" performed by Chick McGee, Tom Griswold, Richard Bowden, and Eric Braden (00:34 - 02:45). The skit comically exaggerated stereotypical reactions to a child's coming out, setting a lighthearted and entertaining tone for the show.

Notable Quote:

• Chick McGee (02:45): "I never ever would have thunk that my baby turned gay."

2. Listener Letters and Stories

a. Leonard's Appreciation (05:09 - 05:47) Leonard Lenny from Northwood, Iowa, expressed his gratitude for the show, mentioning how the hosts' performance brought him to tears from laughter.

Notable Quote:

• Leonard Lenny (05:36): "I was brought to tears from laughing multiple times."

b. Mike in Keister, Minnesota (05:38 - 09:07) Mike shared his experience attending the show at the Diamond Joe Casino, highlighting Josh Arnold's engaging presence, which humorously led to an influx of men approaching him.

Notable Quote:

• Tom Griswold (06:34): "Josh has never had more men hit on him in one place."

c. Nate's Request (21:36 - 22:54) Nate from Great Britain sent a playful request for Tom to perform a ditty about a "poor girl's rectum," leading to a comical musical attempt by the hosts.

Notable Quote:

• Nate (22:10): "I'm sick as opposed to homesick."

d. Tim's Middle School Antics (30:42 - 32:20) Tim recounted a humorous and embarrassing incident from middle school involving drawing a compromising picture of his teacher and janitor, resulting in a stern reprimand from his father.

Notable Quote:

• Chick McGee (31:24): "There's a fine line between a comedian and a smart ass. And you are no comedian."

3. Meth-Related News Stories

Presented during the Silac Insurance news desk segments, multiple meth smuggling incidents were discussed with comedic undertones:

a. Meth Hidden in Squash (11:22 - 13:45) A bizarre case where methamphetamine was concealed within a shipment of chayote squash, valued at $8.9 million, was intercepted by U.S. Customs in Texas.

Notable Quote:

• Tom Griswold (12:46): "With a chayote squash, but they couldn't pull it off."

b. Meth in a Bicycle (19:35 - 20:30) A 32-year-old man was apprehended for attempting to smuggle meth across the border on a bicycle, with 3,770 packages discovered after a drug-sniffing dog alerted officers.

Notable Quote:

• Tom Griswold (20:19): "I saw the friends of the show at the Diamond Joe Casino this weekend."

c. Meth in Nursing Homes (60:54 - 64:07) A 70-year-old nursing home resident was arrested for selling meth, highlighting the unexpected locations of drug distribution.

Notable Quote:

• Christy Lee (60:54): "A 32-year-old man was attempting to smuggle meth on a bicycle."

4. Robot Half Marathon (13:45 - 14:18 & Later)

The show covered an innovative event where humanoid robots participated in a half marathon in China, racing alongside human runners. Despite the robots' advanced capabilities, human participants ultimately won as a robot malfunctioned mid-race.

Notable Quote:

• Chick McGee (14:18): "Please come to Boston."

5. Amazon's Voice Replication Technology (79:29 - 86:22)

Christy Lee introduced a groundbreaking yet controversial development by Amazon, where Alexa could mimic the voices of deceased loved ones using minimal recorded audio. The hosts debated the ethical implications, with humorous speculations about potential misuses.

Notable Quote:

• Christy Lee (79:29): "Alexa may soon be able to mimic the voices of deceased loved ones."

6. Emergency Landing Due to Rabbit Infiltration (99:10 - 101:05)

A United Airlines flight made an emergency landing after a rabbit entered one of its engines, causing backfires and visible flames. Passengers reported loud noises and vibrations, but fortunately, no injuries were sustained.

Notable Quote:

• Chick McGee (99:10): "Well, let me tell you something, Tom."

7. Dog Rescue from Roof (141:23 - 143:40)

In Connecticut, firefighters rescued a small dog from the roof of a two-and-a-half-story home after it attempted to sunbathe. The humorous exchange among hosts highlighted the dog's audacious behavior and the firefighters' comical attire.

Notable Quote:

• Chick McGee (142:27): "He was really mad at her."

8. Mother's Day Promotions

Integrated within the episode were promotions for Mother's Day:

a. Steven Singer Jewelers (55:47 - 69:00) Promotion for limited edition 24-karat gold-dipped blue moon roses, presented with comedic endorsements from Tom and Chick.

Notable Quote:

• Tom Griswold (55:47): "This is the brand new limited edition 24 karat gold dipped blue moon rose."

b. BetterHelp (116:11 - 125:35) Advertisement for online therapy services, emphasizing accessibility and affordability.

Notable Quote:

• Tom Griswold (124:08): "This portion of the Bob and Tom show is brought to you by our friends at BetterHelp."

9. Colossal Squid Discovery (130:24 - 134:38)

The hosts discussed the first live photograph of a juvenile colossal squid captured by researchers in the South Atlantic Ocean. The conversation ventured into humorous territory about the potential discovery of larger species and creative naming conventions.

Notable Quote:

• Tom Griswold (131:00): "They're weird, they're weird."

10. Spring Break Cancellation in Panama City Beach (108:00 - 134:39)

Panama City Beach officials announced the cessation of traditional spring break events to prioritize community safety and align with the city's evolving values. The hosts humorously speculated on alternative destinations and the cultural impact of this decision.

Notable Quote:

• Christy Lee (108:00): "City officials are now asking spring breakers to go somewhere else."

11. Additional Comedy and Quirky Incidents

a. Easter Egg Hunt and QR Codes (127:23 - 128:58) Christy Lee reported on tech-driven memorials using QR codes on gravestones, linking to online tributes. The hosts humorously envisioned scenarios where scanning these codes leads to unexpected or inappropriate digital content.

Notable Quote:

• Tom Griswold (128:00): "Imagine scanning Grandma’s QR code and getting Rickrolled."

b. Jigsaw Puzzles and Mental Health (93:27 - 95:17) Christy Lee highlighted the mental health benefits of jigsaw puzzles, with the hosts sharing personal anecdotes about their puzzle-solving habits.

Notable Quote:

• Christy Lee (93:58): "Jigsaw puzzles offer a simple yet effective way to reduce stress."

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Conclusion

The April 21, 2025, episode of "The BOB & TOM Show" effectively balanced humor with informative content, engaging listeners through relatable stories and diverse news segments. From the absurdity of meth smuggling in unexpected places to the marvels of artificial intelligence and the charm of quirky animal rescues, the hosts delivered an entertaining and comprehensive listening experience. Promotions for Mother's Day and other sponsors were seamlessly integrated, maintaining the show's dynamic and engaging atmosphere.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Chick McGee (02:45): “I never ever would have thunk that my baby turned gay.”
• Leonard Lenny (05:36): “I was brought to tears from laughing multiple times.”
• Tom Griswold (06:34): “Josh has never had more men hit on him in one place.”
• Nate (22:10): “I’m sick as opposed to homesick.”
• Chick McGee (60:54): “A 32-year-old man was attempting to smuggle meth on a bicycle.”
• Christy Lee (79:29): “Alexa may soon be able to mimic the voices of deceased loved ones.”
• Tom Griswold (128:00): “Imagine scanning Grandma’s QR code and getting Rickrolled.”

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This comprehensive summary captures the essence of the episode, highlighting key discussions, humorous interactions, and the integration of promotional content without delving into the advertisement segments themselves.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

So we're gonna do a dramatic reading of Since My Baby Turned Gay. That's right. Oh, this'll work.

[Chick McGee]

My whole world has gone downhill since my baby turned gay. Everything was fine until she went the other way. I don't eat like I know I should. I don't enjoy my livelihood and nothing don't taste as good. Since my baby turn. I gave my heart to her and then my baby went away. She run off with a truck driver name of Lucy May. My pride shattered and my ego shrunk. All I want to do is get sloppy drunk. I never ever would have thunk that my baby turned gay. My centerfold done hit the road woe is me, It's a cruel world. Cause I'm a fool for girls and so is she. I wash my own laundry now. Cook my own greasy child. Sit alone and wonder how come my baby turn gay.

[Josh Arnold]

That was great.

[Unknown Speaker]

That was great.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're not doing commercials.

[Chick McGee]

Come on. You should go on the road.

[Tom Griswold]

Richard Bowden and Eric Braden. That's a one time only performance. Yes. Yeah. Seeing that again.

[Chick McGee]

What is that? What is that other. That other country song? I love that. All my exes live in Texas. Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know how to do that?

[Josh Arnold]

All my exes are infested.

[Tom Griswold]

Watch my shorts and caribou sing. That's a different version there.

[Chick McGee]

Hey there, hi there, ho there. You're as welcome as can be. It's Anything Can Happen day on the Bob and Tom Show. That's a. That has to be a record for the eye roll out of time, you know, like, like the Mickey Mouse Club.

[Tom Griswold]

If Anything Can Happen day.

[Chick McGee]

Come on, be a kid, huh? Come on. Then we had Roundup day and then we had Cowboy day, I think or something. I forget.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was. We have pictures coming in color soon day. I was.

[Chick McGee]

That's your big gripe about the Mickey Mouse Club. Black and white. You remember Annette Funicello and her cans.

[Tom Griswold]

Never did much for him.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry. She got her boobs early. Hi, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

There's, there's Josh Arnold. This has been Chucky speaking. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Tom Griswold]

You've already weighed in on your puberty arrival, Christie.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I got him early through my whole balance beam routine.

[Chick McGee]

I think I got my. I think I got my hair early. I know that it seemed like I had hair when I was 10 or 11. Down there. Down there, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

12 looking on. Yeah, that wasn't good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, I think we don't really need to review that with everyone.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever they call you a jugsy. Did you have any.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't have any problem in that area.

[Josh Arnold]

That's top heavy.

[Chick McGee]

Top top heavy.

[Christy Lee]

I passed on that tradition too, by the way.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, we've seen their own. We've seen the.

[Tom Griswold]

In the photos. You know, it's really awfully early. I don't want to wake up the HR people.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, please do that one as you.

[Chick McGee]

I don't work with her daughters. As a matter of fact, they work for me. That's why I look at only fans.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see, where was I? Oh, lots of congratulatory letters about the show over the weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I thought it was about us fellas.

[Tom Griswold]

Congratulations. Willie, Jeff, Josh, Pat Godwin at the Diamond Joe Casino. A stack of friendly, friendly letters. Just wanted to say thanks for the amazing show in Northwood, Iowa. I was brought to tears from laughing multiple times, writes James.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I look forward to the next time you guys are near a four hour drive each way. Absolutely worth it.

[Unknown Speaker]

Oh, very sweet.

[Josh Arnold]

Very sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. This is from Steve. Is this a real place? Keister, Minnesota.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

K I E S T E R.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think a computer will let you type it unless it's a real place.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

Is that how that works?

[Tom Griswold]

You can't lie on a computer.

[Chick McGee]

No, you can't. You're not supposed to.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you say you got stuck there one?

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah, I got stuck in the Keister one.

[Chick McGee]

It was.

[Unknown Speaker]

It was stuck in Lido. I was stuck in keister, wasn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't it warm and dark and.

[Unknown Speaker]

Oh, it was like a cave.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

It feels real. It felt real good.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw the friends of the show at the Diamond Joe Casino this weekend, writes Steve from apparently Keister.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Steve.

[Tom Griswold]

The quick responses to the crowd, amazing. Willie comedically controlling the overserved. And Josh adapting to whatever was thrown at him. Highlights for me.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I said, chick, you'll be glad to know Josh has never had more men hit on him in one place.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, seemingly, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Or when Josh said his love life was going well, someone in the crowd yelled, prove it. What's that all about?

[Josh Arnold]

Two men yelled, prove it. And I wasn't too sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I love the show. My wife got my tickets for my birthday, even though she's never listened.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you know, we get that a lot. Maybe we should. Some sort of campaign specifically for the wives. The girlfriends like. Come on.

[Christy Lee]

Is that the favorite part of the signings when they walk up with their.

[Chick McGee]

She doesn't want to be there.

[Unknown Speaker]

I never been on your show, but I liked it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, maybe we should have a wife drug me here. Wife of the week or something. I don't know. Let's try to get him to listen.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think we're doing okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right, you're turning back. You're turning your back on listeners.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, can we do a fact check on Keister, Minnesota?

[Christy Lee]

All right, I'll do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. Appreciate everybody who came out. We had a terrific time. Yeah, we did a lot of fun and really good people.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we have even more of them. We will get to them coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now. A lot of other interesting things going on in the world, which we'll get to in a few minutes. We have Christy Lee, as you mentioned, the Silac Insurance news desk. Chick McGee.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Keister is a city in Minnesota, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

There it is now.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it?

[Christy Lee]

Town charm awaits you in Keister.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it Keister or is it possibly Keister?

[Christy Lee]

It might be Keister. It doesn't have a pronouncer. Population 486. Not a big place.

[Josh Arnold]

Things are tight.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody knows everybody. Packed real tight they are.

[Unknown Speaker]

Act in, Keith.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy. I'm sure they're not tired of their high school.

[Chick McGee]

Can you look up, see if there's a high school?

[Josh Arnold]

The Keister Heinies Keister Rumps. The Fighting A's.

[Christy Lee]

It does not have its own high school. Students attend the schools of the surrounding area. The mighty clinchers likely Albert Lee High School.

[Chick McGee]

Albert Lee is amazing. Guitars. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Located in Albert Lee, about 10 miles east.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. I mean, we absolutely drove through the Albert. Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

We went through that keister.

[Chick McGee]

Ten years after. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. It's Key Star, Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

[Tom Griswold]

No, never mind.

[Chick McGee]

I'm almost certain.

[Christy Lee]

This pronouncer says Key Star.

[Josh Arnold]

Key Star.

[Christy Lee]

Key Star. Key Star. In Fairbolt County.

[Chick McGee]

It could be Alpha.

[Unknown Speaker]

They don't like comedy, do they?

[Christy Lee]

No, they don't. Apparently not.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure they've. That has got to get old after a while. People just say they're from the next town over to not have to suffer through the keister jokes.

[Josh Arnold]

Not since the. The city of Bethole has such a town.

[Chick McGee]

You know, every council. All right, does anybody have any item of business? Yes. It's a long u. I think we'd have a lot better chamber of commerce and a lot more businesses in town if we changed our name from Keister to anything else.

[Unknown Speaker]

ATH Holes.

[Josh Arnold]

Quite a few atolls and. Atolls. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's pronounced Athol.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yes, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And yes. It's very awkward for the one guy that has a terrible lisp. There's a. Yeah. And there's more than one Athol.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

Oh, man, I've encountered a lot.

[Chick McGee]

We used to have.

[Tom Griswold]

We used to have that. One of them, the welcome to Athol on the door there.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure what happened to that.

[Josh Arnold]

Athol keystar.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's in upstate New York, Right? Maybe one of the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, one of them is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, if you're from a funny town here on. What did you call it? Anything Can Happen Monday.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Anything Can Happen Day. Now you're on board. We'll have Mondays Anything Can Happen Day. Friday will be Fry. Yay. And we'll get a whole theme going on. It'll be fun. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, I think it's Alvin Lee. And 10 years after.

[Chick McGee]

Could Be.

[Unknown Speaker]

That is.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that great song, Going Home, See my babe?

[Chick McGee]

No. 10 years after I had one hit and that's not it.

[Christy Lee]

What was it?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't have the wrench.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a. In Woodstock. He's. He's the guy that does that. Going home See my babe Going home. That's Alvin Lee, I think. Yeah. There is also an Albert Lee, though. Now that you mentioned.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

There's a blues guitar player, Albert Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. Thank you very much, Pat. We got some music coming out of Patty G today.

[Josh Arnold]

We do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we do.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe we have an unusual medley coming up today.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yes, we do. It's gonna be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Very excited about it for some reason. There's a lot of meth news today.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Breaking bad, breaking a hip, you never know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, There we go.

[Chick McGee]

There we go.

[Unknown Speaker]

Very good. We could have used that in my song.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

We have. Yes, we do have. We have meth among the elderly. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well. Well, do that or watch.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, your teeth are already gone. What the hell?

[Chick McGee]

Murder she hopes.

[Josh Arnold]

This Colombo sure is better.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

That just flies by.

[Chick McGee]

We'll do something different with this. I don't know what it is right now.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Yes, he did.

[Tom Griswold]

But then I believe it was at 7:35 a local time the Vatican announced that the Pope is now deceased. We are going to get to that story and many more coming up. Also, we have an interesting update in the world of robots. We talked about this half marathon. There's actually a half marathon that has been run by what they call humanoid robots.

[Chick McGee]

Real bad stuff going on with the robots, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

And today is the Boston Marathon, by the way. So all that coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Please come to Boston.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show at the SILAC Insurance news desk it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat. God win.

[Unknown Speaker]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Song coming up from Pat. Here we go. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, trickster.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick and this is Tom. Hi Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. I'm just doing a little bit of research here. As you know, we are now celebrating the revolution, the revolution in coffee. I'm talking about with our friends at Java House. And I was doing a little bit of research because as you know Java House they have that peel and pour coffee and tea. They also have energy drinks. So I was just doing some homework over here and I fell on this. I fell upon this news story. Authorities in Zambia have banned an energy drink there called power natural high energy drink sx. Anybody want to guess why they've banned.

[Josh Arnold]

The drink as cocaine in it? Some sort of by male enhancement pharmacy.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. The Uganda. Do you go with Uganda or Uganda get a boner? We're going with Uganda. You're exactly correct. The Uganda National Drug Authority says it contains an erectile dysfunction drug.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So wow. Called sildenafil citrate boy and Red Bull.

[Josh Arnold]

Only gives you wings.

[Tom Griswold]

Talk about an upper. This is in Zambia, if you were wondering. The. The energy drink that apparently has. What would that be? A Cialis in it?

[Unknown Speaker]

No, that's actually Viagra.

[Tom Griswold]

Viagra?

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Am I correct in thinking that most men keep the taking of these drugs secret because women take it personally and it's an insult? Is that correct?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh man. You don't want to know that, woman.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they don't want him to find out, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I bet that is the case for some. And that's. Ladies don't do that to your guy.

[Christy Lee]

No. That's so sad.

[Tom Griswold]

I keep it in the Pez dispenser right there by the bed.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you do.

[Chick McGee]

I need another Pez hun. Hang on.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one is. I can never. Which one is the one that works right away.

[Unknown Speaker]

That's the Viagra. Not that I would know. The Cialis takes about an hour to kick in and it'll.

[Josh Arnold]

Last year.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you.

[Josh Arnold]

And it did not just come out of nowhere. You still had to be aroused.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you probably didn't take it correctly. It goes in the head of your.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it does, yeah. Yeah, I did take it incorrectly.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, sadly when you say something like that, you know there's some idiot out there.

[Unknown Speaker]

We had a friend who gave us some samples one time over the shack. A friend of ours and I tried one on a. On a. On a date.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Unknown Speaker]

And when you're healthy, it's not a good idea to walk around with an erection for the whole date when you're in cargo shorts and no underwear.

[Chick McGee]

You know what this tells me it's all happening at the shack.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I wasn't there that day. How did I miss this?

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

So these are going on over there.

[Tom Griswold]

This was. These were in pill form.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

And which one was it?

[Unknown Speaker]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Which one was it?

[Unknown Speaker]

It was cialis.

[Tom Griswold]

Cialis. Okay.

[Unknown Speaker]

That's 36.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there one that you. I don't. I'm sorry, Isn't there one you're supposed to take every day?

[Chick McGee]

There's.

[Unknown Speaker]

There's a one a day Cialis. That's a lower dose. I think 10 milligrams. Not that I.

[Christy Lee]

Every day you take it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's like three or three different. Isn't there? What's the other one? Levitra. Cialis.

[Chick McGee]

Viagra. Why hasn't the vitamin people come up with a once a day Viagra ish drug? You know, I think there.

[Christy Lee]

I think there is.

[Chick McGee]

I think you're saying take your multivitamin right in There and. Yeah, have your boner.

[Tom Griswold]

I take my eye vitamin every day. No, well, one for the. One for the.

[Christy Lee]

For the weekend. The weekend one. Was that Cialis?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, they did advertise.

[Tom Griswold]

I think so, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

What maca root you're saying will give you.

[Josh Arnold]

It'll help with the. It can help with the libido and stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Both for the ladies and the gents.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you spell that? M A. C, A.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Maca root makes one turgid. Well, in any event, this was in. This was in Zambia.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm. I apologize. My geography is terrible about everything, but I'm especially weak. I wouldn't. I couldn't point to Zambia.

[Josh Arnold]

Just west of Cleveland.

[Christy Lee]

I believe it's in Africa.

[Chick McGee]

I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's in Africa. I'm not that stupid.

[Chick McGee]

Zamibia.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it is.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think actually if they're taken Viagra in their energy drinks. It's a Zambonian.

[Josh Arnold]

Not as icy as you'd think just by reading the name.

[Chick McGee]

That is interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Was these ambodi. That'd be kind of odd if the Zamboni machine had been invented in Africa. Not a lot of ice to clear. But when we. When we do have to do it, we have it. We have it here. It's time now for. For us to grab some letters and we'll find out more about like right.

[Christy Lee]

In the middle of the country of Africa. It's like right there.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I got one right over here, Tom. It says, dear Josh, hi there. This is from Mike.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Mike.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't matter if they're true or not. Here's your new feature.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It'll be with Josh. He'll host wild, sexy and preposterous facts that could be true or not.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure did you know.

[Chick McGee]

But just make them wild, sexy and preposterous.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you know that the second toe has more nerves than any reproductive organ? And therefore the next time you're with your man or your lady.

[Chick McGee]

Is that really.

[Josh Arnold]

Pay attention to that second toe.

[Tom Griswold]

No, she's the second from the big one or the second from the little.

[Josh Arnold]

One from the big.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah, okay, now you're giggling, so I say false.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

No. Sometimes the second toe is supposed to be taller than all your toes or something like that. Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

I always heard that was a freak toe. If it was the second toe took over or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much. We'll try to come up with some music and an intro and outro for that annoying feature.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm glad you're taking it in stride.

[Unknown Speaker]

Throw things against the wall.

[Tom Griswold]

Is anyone proofreading these things?

[Chick McGee]

No, that's where the fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently not.

[Chick McGee]

That's where the fun begins.

[Josh Arnold]

Hit it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm homesick and have been for a couple of days. Writes n8.

[Josh Arnold]

Calls himself Nate.

[Chick McGee]

Nate. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's okay. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Very common. This gentleman. Calls himself N8. He used to be in the band INXS. He hung himself.

[Tom Griswold]

Hanged is the term.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever. Yeah. Hanged.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what this is. I. I'm reading this under protest.

[Unknown Speaker]

We're gonna help you.

[Chick McGee]

If you're sick at home, you should have an orgasm.

[Tom Griswold]

It says helps. Well, let me finish before you jump. Here. Oh, it's addressed to you, pat. The subject. Mr. Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

N8.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

From GB Great Britain.

[Josh Arnold]

Nate. From Green Bay.

[Tom Griswold]

Green Bay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

We're gonna walk you through this. We're gonna get through this together.

[Chick McGee]

And you wanted to proofread. I don't think so, pal. This is where.

[Tom Griswold]

If we could get this in adult langu. Okay. N.B. i mean, N8. From GB. He writes, Dear Mr. Godwin, I'm home. Oh, I'm home. Pause. Sick as opposed to homesick. He is at home. Ill.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Yeah. Yeah. We all are.

[Tom Griswold]

I have been for a couple of days.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

As I feel terrible and have made the toilet my best friend. It would help me feel better if you would be so kind as to play the little ditty about a poor girl's rectum. What?

[Christy Lee]

Ella Fitzgerald.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Ella Fitzgerald, of course. One of the greats. Singing.

[Chick McGee]

He's trying not give away the punchline like you. Like you preach about.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Thank you. N8.

[Josh Arnold]

Nate.

[Christy Lee]

Nate.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm calling him N8.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

From GB.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that. That's a common thing, this. N. N. Yeah. Are there any other names?

[Chick McGee]

There are some shoes out there called skates. SK. And the number eight, it's for vans, has them, I think, or something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. By the way, hello, world people. Apparently, inbox is a word. Okay. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's part of your email.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Your inbox.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I got it. It's just. I was kind of surprised.

[Chick McGee]

I always get it.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's not today's, is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Oh, this is interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Hate mail.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Hold it, hold it. Did I say we didn't do the Ella Fitzgerald song? We can't move ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

I assume you're gonna have to get.

[Unknown Speaker]

I do not have to get anything. I'm ready to go firm in my mind from 30 years.

[Chick McGee]

This is the new pack.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I want to do a quick sound check on the guitar, if you don't mind having some issues. Oh, that's nice.

[Chick McGee]

My God, that's gorgeous.

[Josh Arnold]

Never sound better. Yeah, Never sounded better.

[Unknown Speaker]

I was doing my serious Gordon face. I was getting into character. Hold on.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, wait.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe we should do it in a. Could you do it in a different voice so that it maybe makes a little new spin on it?

[Chick McGee]

How about a Paul Simon thing?

[Tom Griswold]

How about.

[Unknown Speaker]

I got this Randy Newman?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Unknown Speaker]

It's just down below. Back the ship. We all know the rectum of elephants joke. Why don't we do this?

[Chick McGee]

Let's just do this.

[Unknown Speaker]

Or you can pick a voice as we go along.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom Weitzer.

[Unknown Speaker]

Is this down below like the truth ship we all know the rectum of.

[Chick McGee]

It's far too melodic. Matthews. Far too melodic for weights.

[Unknown Speaker]

She scat when she. When the winds would come early.

[Josh Arnold]

Mel Tillis. Fine. This was a test.

[Tom Griswold]

He did it wrong.

[Unknown Speaker]

That was a trick question.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a trick question.

[Chick McGee]

Don't. Don't watch him get interviewed, though.

[Unknown Speaker]

Neil diamond, the Shell family who emailed me to stop singing about Porella's rectum.

[Josh Arnold]

The boss.

[Unknown Speaker]

Boss said, I'll do my best time as a request as fair. Hard to reject him.

[Josh Arnold]

1, 2, 3.

[Unknown Speaker]

You don't need to count off the song in the middle.

[Chick McGee]

You already started his favorite part.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of old blue eyes.

[Unknown Speaker]

That's gonna be hard. Oh, a doctor that said would always turn his head when performing her colon procedure.

[Tom Griswold]

Leon Redbone. I can't tell it.

[Unknown Speaker]

How do I do that? It's polyps and core. Strong. That was the weakest one of the bunch. Fitzgerald.

[Josh Arnold]

Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not easy.

[Unknown Speaker]

No, I couldn't jump into the very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I feel like the musical. Frank Caliendo, if you will. If you're just joining us.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for joining us. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. Hello, Mr. Chick McGee across the way at the sports desk.

[Chick McGee]

Good morning, kids. This letter says.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what do you got?

[Chick McGee]

I was taking in the Formula one Grand Prix in Saudi over the weekend. Yes, I was kind of watching that too. I feel I may have found Tom's new favorite driver. He drives for Haas Formula 1. His name is Oliver Bearman. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Bear man. He will free the people.

[Chick McGee]

Not sure what. Not sure if Ollie enjoys running around with his brothers with his towel as a cape. Naked. But maybe he does.

[Tom Griswold]

I need to explain.

[Chick McGee]

When I was a kid, John from Moequa, but not Michigan.

[Tom Griswold]

Our cottage is right there on Lake Michigan by Five Mile Creek. And upstairs was a big dorm room with four beds in it. And you would dive from one bed to the other. Whenever we got we. Our towels, we didn't have a dryer. So the towels would be outside, clipped to the line you would take in your clip had your name on it. So you take the towel, put it around your neck, clip it on, and you became bear man.

[Christy Lee]

Of course you did.

[Tom Griswold]

My sister never participated. That would have been weird.

[Josh Arnold]

There was no bear girl.

[Tom Griswold]

No, not. Well, there may have been downstairs because she slept. Slept downstairs. So who knows? But just.

[Christy Lee]

Your brother's a lot older than you.

[Tom Griswold]

Four and seven years older.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that I think about it, I was the only one who was naked. Wait a minute. They were doing that to me. That's bullying.

[Unknown Speaker]

Your towel clips had your names on them.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just the. The towel. You know, one of those things. Laundry, clothes pins.

[Chick McGee]

Biggest bunch of elitist crap you've ever.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have clothes pins? I mean, come on.

[Unknown Speaker]

Name on them.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you. It was written. It was written on with a sharpie.

[Chick McGee]

Please tell me your mom sat and did some sort of a Sharpie in 58 craft that she.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever. Magic marker in those.

[Chick McGee]

Put it in glitter or something.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a big clothespin fan.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they have their place.

[Tom Griswold]

I was using them over the weekend.

[Chick McGee]

You don't like dryers? You don't really like. You don't like the dryer sheets. I know that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. I use those. Those balls that were sent to me.

[Christy Lee]

Do you use the wooden clothes pins or the wooden.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the wooden ones outside.

[Josh Arnold]

The wooden are better.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't have a laundry towel. What's that called? Laundry line.

[Chick McGee]

Do you use.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have one.

[Chick McGee]

Outside pins that have a spring.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Or just the ones that have a spring?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're ones that don't have the high tech ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The ones without a spring. I'm no Luddite. Dear Bob and Tom show. Last night, one of the questions on Jeopardy. Or was it the answer was stronger than dirt? I said for the answer, the doors. That was not correct.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you remember what was stronger than dirt?

[Christy Lee]

It was a laundry detergent.

[Tom Griswold]

Ajax.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

The doors do say it at the end of. What is it? What? At the end of one of the doors.

[Christy Lee]

My fire or something?

[Chick McGee]

No, not like touch me, maybe touch me, baby.

[Unknown Speaker]

I'm trying to sing, whatever that is.

[Chick McGee]

Some people say I'm flat.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on. Come on. Yeah, it's touch me. Yeah, that's it. You're right. Pat.

[Chick McGee]

Flat note.

[Josh Arnold]

Can't you see that I am not.

[Unknown Speaker]

Afraid of singing off key? I'm always off key.

[Josh Arnold]

A little.

[Tom Griswold]

Behold.

[Josh Arnold]

What was that promise that you made? What was that?

[Chick McGee]

I scare people.

[Unknown Speaker]

Light my phone.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll bring the Narcan. Okay, let's just move forward here.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Christy. And the turd. And the turd burglars. Oh, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I've burgled the turd or two.

[Chick McGee]

This is from Tim. When I was in middle school, I thought it would be funny to draw a picture of my teacher and the janitor in a compromising position.

[Josh Arnold]

That is funny.

[Chick McGee]

I hung the picture. Oh. In the hall bathroom. And needless to say, it was not received well.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

My dad was instructed by the principal to come and pick me up from school in the middle of the day. He was dead silent the entire way home until we pulled into the driveway. He looked at me and said, boy, there's a fine line between a comedian and a smart ass. And you are no comedian. I will never forget those wise words. Thank you. Tim kind of seems kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, the fact that he could do that kind of quality drawing, right, that.

[Josh Arnold]

That it was recognized.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

The people were recognizable and.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I bet he could draw that. What was on the matchbook he had to draw. Remember that?

[Chick McGee]

Winky or.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't remember this. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He went to art school.

[Christy Lee]

There was a little deer or something.

[Chick McGee]

You might have what it takes for the International School of Art.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember seeing commercials for those. There was a draw pirate and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Could draw the pirate.

[Chick McGee]

I think it was a. There was a duck.

[Tom Griswold]

So this. Did this guy go on for a career in animation?

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't say.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that. Wouldn't that be great?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A great ending to the letter, by the way. I took my drawing talents and now, yes, I'm the lead animator on Toy Story 5.

[Josh Arnold]

Yours truly, John Lassie.

[Chick McGee]

If you. If you start criticizing the letters, we're not going to get any sent in.

[Josh Arnold]

See?

[Tom Griswold]

Not criticizing him, just saying.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but that would have been a better ending for that letter. Thanks a lot. Thanks a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

That should be a new feature.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's the whole show where you help people be better. No.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, who needs their own day is school custodians or a Whole week where you just celebrate. I think there are underappreciated.

[Tom Griswold]

I can name every school. Custodian of every school.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Wurtz, Mr. Byerly. Clarence Byerly.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Herman.

[Josh Arnold]

We had Ms. Paging Mr. Herman.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Mr. Seriously.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. We had Mr. Green growing up.

[Chick McGee]

You could hear Mr. Barley coming. He had a big ring of keys.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Was also our bus driver.

[Unknown Speaker]

We had a guy who got in a bit of trouble. Mr. Lositis.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, let's, let's, let's not review.

[Unknown Speaker]

He just had a. People in the girl's showers. I'm trying to say.

[Chick McGee]

See, he's a self.

[Tom Griswold]

You had a girl shower in your elementary school.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know what that says?

[Unknown Speaker]

High school.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that says.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, high school.

[Chick McGee]

He's there at night. Yeah, he's working on the shower.

[Josh Arnold]

Natural curiosity.

[Unknown Speaker]

He got in big.

[Chick McGee]

Tries to say that. What if one of the girls falls to the shower? No one sees it.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I am here. I was looking through my periscope and what did I see?

[Unknown Speaker]

He was there Wednesday, gone on Thursday.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, fine. Time now to check in with keeping yourself safe.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick Magee. Coming up, we have sex toys in the news. And of all things, well, you'll find out it's a kind of serious Business plus, we have QR code update and meth. Meth and meth in the news once again. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show portions of the show brought to you by Champion Windows. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

I'm told it's super easy to [e-mail].

[Tom Griswold]

Switch upfront payment of $45 for 3.

[Christy Lee]

Month plan equivalent to $15 per month Required intro rate first 3 months only, then full price plan options available, taxes and fees, extra [e-mail] here on the way.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold over there at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Unknown Speaker]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Tom, quick observation.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Hope you had a great Easter.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's ironic. I'm not sure what the proper word would be.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Jesus. Of course, of the Jewish faith.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

We celebrate by eating ham on Easter. Anyone? Thoughts?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay, man, we had the.

[Tom Griswold]

Was a quick turnaround there at the.

[Chick McGee]

Honey Baked Ham, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's good.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what is in that, but don't ever change it.

[Josh Arnold]

Holy heck, I've nailed it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they really. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Honey Baked Ham. That very helpful year round, by the way.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Not just holidays.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I like it at Thanksgiving. That way I don't have to eat the turkey which is so boring.

[Chick McGee]

You're anti turkey.

[Tom Griswold]

The turkey really bland and chicken's much better. Let's just move forward here. We have to check in with things at the sports page with Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

NBA playoffs last night. Steph Curry, America's sweetheart. He's a national treasure. He scored 31 and they call him the Dubs. Tom, are you, are you comfortable with that? Golden State warriors, they call them the Dubs. Do you know why don't w. Warriors.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, I see.

[Chick McGee]

They're the Dubs. See?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

No, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't care.

[Chick McGee]

They beat the rockets. Plenty of rockets. 95, 85.

[Josh Arnold]

And you see the problem there, Chick, was you. You tried to engage him.

[Chick McGee]

And then I'll later on have the problem and he'll try to engage me.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it'll be something interesting in my case.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm a. I'm a guy. What am I gonna do? A little payback. Hello.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

What's up chicks ass today? Oh my God. The Golden State Dubs and the Houston Rockets played in Houston.

[Christy Lee]

Houston.

[Chick McGee]

We had someone request. Jesus.

[Josh Arnold]

It does seem like it's getting faster.

[Tom Griswold]

I wanted to get it over with.

[Chick McGee]

Donovan Mitchell.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they call him the yellows?

[Chick McGee]

They scored 30. The Cavs, Tom. They're your hometown team. And ty Jerome had 16 of his 28 points. Tie me up. Tie me down. In the fourth quarter, Cavaliers beat the Heat. It's not the humidity, it's the heat. 121, 100. That was their game night there. And the land, how do you feel about that? They call Cleveland the land.

[Tom Griswold]

Who does?

[Chick McGee]

The people. The same people who call the warriors the Duck.

[Josh Arnold]

See, the problem here is you continue to engage him.

[Tom Griswold]

No, this is just not true. No one ever calls it the Land.

[Chick McGee]

I will look up their uniforms. They have a uniform that says the Land.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know where they got that. I grew up there for 18 years. No one ever called it that.

[Chick McGee]

The Land in the Forest City.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you were gone for a while. Yeah, gone.

[Chick McGee]

And the Guardian Exchange.

[Tom Griswold]

That's an even stupider name. No one ever called it the Guardians.

[Chick McGee]

Are you sure?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I am positive.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Really dumb name from Oklahoma City.

[Chick McGee]

The Thunder beat the Grizzlies like. Yes, like a bully. And an after school fight. There's not gonna be any fight today. 3 o'clock high. Give yourself a treat. Watch. Great.

[Josh Arnold]

Casey Samasco.

[Chick McGee]

Wonderful. Oklahoma City Thunder scored 131.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Digest that. The Grizzlies scored 80.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. That's 51 points. So I hope you had the Grizzlies plus the 52.

[Tom Griswold]

You think they'd know the game by now.

[Chick McGee]

Holy hell.

[Christy Lee]

Were they missing their starters?

[Chick McGee]

The NBA postseason. The 51 point margin was seven points shy the record and was the largest game one win in NBA playoff history.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh wow, man.

[Chick McGee]

58 point playoff margins. Denver beat New Orleans back in 2009. And the Minneapolis Lakers. Tom. Beat the St. Louis Hawks 1331 to 75 in 1956.

[Tom Griswold]

This is before the three pointer.

[Chick McGee]

Before the three pointer. And the basketball was also semi concrete.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very hard to get a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Of holes on the floor too.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Derek White had 30 points. Jason Tatum, the Tater. The Tater. I told you to catch on. He had 17. And Celtics rallied the second half to beat the match.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they call Derek White Whitey?

[Chick McGee]

103.86. Maybe we can.

[Josh Arnold]

There are plenty of Whiteies in sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Whitey Herzog, Whitey Ford, Whitey Bulger.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

He was so good.

[Chick McGee]

He's in organized crime.

[Unknown Speaker]

Oh, but he did. But he used the bat.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. You know what? When you write your.

[Tom Griswold]

And it wasn't a Torpedo vat, it was a traditional. This is all very important. Important.

[Josh Arnold]

Blues lost their first playoff game against Winnipeg.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

That's all right.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody's cheering for the jets though, as I understand.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they're insanely good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Got a little jet. Winnipeg Jets. Nobody.

[Tom Griswold]

Why are they called that?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Why aren't they called the Peggies?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, why not the Peggies?

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Winnipeg, known for its jet propulsion.

[Josh Arnold]

There must be something.

[Unknown Speaker]

Must be in my nice airport. Maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I'm not too sure.

[Chick McGee]

It's the largest airport in Canada.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Why didn't they go with the Guardians? Has more meaning Winnipeg than it does in Cleveland.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they could have called him the Dubs. Winnipeg. Yeah, yeah, how about that?

[Josh Arnold]

Or the Peggers. No, you don't want to do that.

[Chick McGee]

Dude, when's the last time you got.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to do it.

[Chick McGee]

Did you get paid or pegged over Easter weekend?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. I got my birthday. I got my birthday coming up, so.

[Unknown Speaker]

I know. Oh boy. You better shower up and get ready.

[Chick McGee]

Clean it up.

[Tom Griswold]

You know they have Grizzly out.

[Chick McGee]

They have just once a year they have. You call it the Grizzly.

[Josh Arnold]

Grizzly Atoms. It's just a burly comes out from hibernation.

[Chick McGee]

They have kits with quick drying forming foam that you. What Pour into your. And you. It makes what? It makes the pegging device. You mail it off, dry it and it the perfect size. Wow. Made just for you. I assume you already have one of these.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you love pegging? But you're so tired of all those anal fissures.

[Tom Griswold]

Those.

[Chick McGee]

Those Ms. Shaven.

[Unknown Speaker]

Misshapen shapen.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, if we have, we got a solution.

[Chick McGee]

This is never used. Made by you.

[Josh Arnold]

I loved it so much I bought the company.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a good time to change the subject, but coming up we have. We have a world record of the world of French fries. We have French fries and donuts. In the news today.

[Josh Arnold]

Are those good bedfellows you think donuts and french fries?

[Chick McGee]

No, I think if you had a. Had a cream filled ice covered donut.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And a french fry. You take the french fry and dip it. The cream.

[Tom Griswold]

Too bad. Nope.

[Chick McGee]

That'll get you there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They're separate but equal in quality.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

There's just no stopping you today, is there?

[Tom Griswold]

You'll remember that? Of course. So you got Dunkin Donuts vs Board of Education Plessy Ferguson. I always get those mixed up. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Chick McGee]

We are.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Pro Baller Lonzo ball for buzzballs ready to go.

[Chick McGee]

Cocktails take 12.

[Pat Godwin]

Buzz balls just dropped their biggest blue balls.

[Chick McGee]

Script says Biggie's blue balls Lonzo. Take 13.

[Pat Godwin]

Blue balls just dropped their biggest buzz balls.

[Chick McGee]

Ugh. Let's try a vocal exercise. Buzz balls, biggies.

[Josh Arnold]

Blue balls.

[Chick McGee]

Buzz balls.

[Josh Arnold]

Biggies.

[Chick McGee]

Blue balls.

[Josh Arnold]

Big balls just drop. Get blue balls. This season with buzz balls. Please read responsibly.

[Tom Griswold]

Buzz balls. Available in spirit, wine and malt, 15% alcohol by volume Buzzballs LLC. Carroll a professional.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show at the Silac Insurance news desk. A pros pro.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's Christy Lee, ladies and gentlemen.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Unknown Speaker]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh. Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like to think I'm a pro.

[Christy Lee]

You are a pro.

[Chick McGee]

Certain things. Certain things.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. I'm a pro at building a nacho. Real good at that.

[Chick McGee]

Really. Is there anything better than just getting the chips and dumping the cheese on it and throw it in the microwave and off you go.

[Christy Lee]

Love it.

[Josh Arnold]

That is wonderful.

[Unknown Speaker]

Is that how you do it? Microwave?

[Josh Arnold]

I have not made nachos that way in a long time. But that was always a treat.

[Christy Lee]

How do you do it now?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, when you get an order of nachos, you know how sometimes the toppings aren't all evenly dispersed?

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm real good at taking one of those dry chips from the bottom and and filling it up real nice. Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's a talent.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. But. Oh, I'll happily make you a nacho and you can tell me if I'm wrong.

[Chick McGee]

You want to come over and we not sure. Have a guys night and maybe play some cards and eat some nachos.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a terrible Card player.

[Josh Arnold]

We call it Macho Nacho Night.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's move forward here.

[Josh Arnold]

Sexual undertones.

[Chick McGee]

David Hondo is supposed to be there.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good, good.

[Chick McGee]

We play grab ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. Could we move on? What else have you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really? Well, that seemed abbreviated. A televised Canadian election. Election debate. I didn't know they had TV in Canada.

[Josh Arnold]

They do.

[Unknown Speaker]

They do now. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They finally got it.

[Chick McGee]

The debate was moved up two hours to avoid clashing with the Montreal Canadiens playoff game.

[Josh Arnold]

Hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

Concerns were raised about potential viewership losses. Well, I think they. People wanted to watch the game.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Two federal party leaders requested the adjustment, citing the Canadians matchup against the Carolina Hurricanes.

[Josh Arnold]

Which kind of tells you they wanted to watch it as well.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't know if you. If you go deep. The guy that scheduled this, it's been sent to El Salvador.

[Chick McGee]

That is not in the store.

[Josh Arnold]

Different country altogether.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they got a nice prison there.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no. I mean, Canada is a different country. Yeah, there.

[Chick McGee]

Are you saying he was deported?

[Josh Arnold]

I just wanted to mention something a little naughty, a little divisive. You're being a little rascal over there.

[Chick McGee]

Are you making Canada great again?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's great that they said, hey, look, it's Canadian politics. Pretty boring. There's a hockey game on. Wait a minute. Hold it.

[Josh Arnold]

Move.

[Tom Griswold]

The debate. That makes sense for viewership.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. They didn't say the pretty boring part. What's boring to us isn't necessarily boring to the Canadian people. They needed to see that debate.

[Chick McGee]

I think the Canadian Parliament has a little bit of the English Parliament. Then they yell at each other. Have you ever seen the English?

[Tom Griswold]

But they're so polite in Canada.

[Chick McGee]

But they'll go, oh, Mr. Speaker, my opponent, who was tardy this. And it's like comedy club crowd.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, but. Yeah, but they also, if you've ever seen them, they'll walk up to another male senator, take his shirt, pull it over his head and start beating them. That is the very, very Canadian hell, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hockey fight.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a Canadian. That's the way the Canadians fight.

[Chick McGee]

In a joint statement, organizers said the change reflected Canadians deep passion for hockey.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know that at the Canadian Senate, they have a penalty box?

[Josh Arnold]

The senator from Ottawa.

[Tom Griswold]

The senator from Ottawa cannot speak. He's. He's in the penalty box.

[Chick McGee]

The Montreal Canadian, for filibusting, by the way, went on to beat Carolina 4 2, securing the final Eastern Conference playoff slot and making their first Postseason appearance in 2000.

[Tom Griswold]

If they want people to watch they should do short debates between periods.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

That's kind of interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'd be kind of cool. In the States, do a political debate. Halftime during the game.

[Josh Arnold]

There was typically a presidential interview right after the Super Bowl.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, typically the president, the sitting president is usually interviewed prior to the Super Bowl.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not always.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sort of. How about we just make it about football, huh? We have to bring politics into everything.

[Chick McGee]

No, but I mean, there's also the audience.

[Tom Griswold]

The president kind of has two gigs. There's sort of of, you know, you got to be the sort of like a king.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I get it. A cheerleader head type thing. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, Trump's been to what, Daytona, and I wonder if he'll come to the Indy 500.

[Christy Lee]

There's rumors.

[Chick McGee]

There's a rumor.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. The largest attended sporting event in the world, so be cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I believe we're going to go to the video screen now and talk about Aaron Judge and the New York Yankees. Everybody ready?

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah, we're ready.

[Chick McGee]

Aaron Judge, what does he do tomorrow?

[Tom Griswold]

Here, come to Judge.

[Chick McGee]

He hits home runs. That's right. They were wrapping up a four game series at Steinbrenner Field, their spring training home that's playing host to the Tampa Bay Rays this season. While Tropicana Field we lost our roof during Hurricane Milton.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they're not just making the stadium smaller.

[Chick McGee]

It's a blessing in disguise. The Yankees go on to win four to nothing. But Aaron Judge hit a home run and it was ruled a foul ball. And as you'll see by video evidence, there's Aaron Judge getting ready to hit the ball.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And here's comes the replay. Now watch the ball fall through the trees right about there. You'll see it plainly. Go fair. See it?

[Josh Arnold]

That is, that looks to be absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Fair from this angle, like about 8ft. Now, the Yankees, when it was called foul on the field, the Yankees reviewed it and the umpire said, nope, it's foul. After they looked at it.

[Christy Lee]

Are you kidding?

[Josh Arnold]

Is it to the left of the foul pole before it goes?

[Chick McGee]

No, because you see the guy behind him looking up like this, the guy pointing to the sky. It went right over his head and he's well in fair territory. Oh, and if you watch the ball, you can see it fall through the trees. Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

And so it doesn't go over the. I'm just.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this is just a terrible call.

[Chick McGee]

It's a terrible, awful, crappy call. Unbelievable. What do you think?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. Hit the ball a long way. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That it's a complete.

[Unknown Speaker]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Aaron Judge is like, he's a lot bigger than you think he is.

[Josh Arnold]

He's gigantic.

[Chick McGee]

He's like six, eight, what goes about 325.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if those are the exact dimensions, but he is gigantic.

[Chick McGee]

Gives you an idea.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it gives you an idea about how big I think he is.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's not really fact based.

[Chick McGee]

No. So.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

Justin Thomas is a winner again after three years. He rolled in a birdie pot.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's an actual birdie.

[Chick McGee]

Just outside 20ft to beat Andrew Novak in a playoff in the RBC Heritage. And get a little Hilton Head.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, boy, that Hilton Head is something.

[Chick McGee]

That's part of. That's part of going to Hilton Head. Get. Get a little face.

[Josh Arnold]

Give me some of that face.

[Chick McGee]

Sh. Otani announced that his wife, Mamiko Tanaka, gave birth to the couple's first child, a baby girl in an Instagram post on Saturday. It featured a photo of the newborn's feet. A Japanese tradition.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

People. They all begin. You see, it all begins at your feet.

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

And the Japanese, are they famous for their foot massage? And they're.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if they're famous.

[Unknown Speaker]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. This being a girl not going to grow very much.

[Tom Griswold]

The Japanese foot massage, it's famous.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

It was a photo. It was a guy that does it.

[Tom Griswold]

Right across from the gym. I go to a guy.

[Christy Lee]

That's a different.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that means. Wait a minute. If you're having a guy.

[Christy Lee]

Chinese.

[Chick McGee]

Honey, if you're having a guy and a guy's giving you a Japanese foot, well, you know, whatever you're into.

[Tom Griswold]

Good foot massage is great.

[Chick McGee]

Did you have. Have you died it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, not that one. I go to a one that guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure that place is called. I think it's called Smokey Joe's.

[Christy Lee]

Are they all outside smoking constantly?

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You. You go there, right?

[Christy Lee]

I go to a different one, but similar. It's owned by this. I mean it's the same name. It's just different location.

[Tom Griswold]

That guy. Literally every time I walk in the. I walk, I go next door, the guy's smoking cigarettes out.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I will not. I refuse hard work that it's still huge.

[Josh Arnold]

And go to Vegas. Every Asian person there has a cigarette in their mouth.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty much, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You've got a. A lot more problems with people than I think you do. And I think you've got a lot of problems with people.

[Tom Griswold]

I do? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

People smoking in front of you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying, I. It's. Do you want to go into a place to get a really nice foot massage? But the guy reeks of cigarettes.

[Christy Lee]

No, I. I've had that happen and I refuse. I've gotten.

[Chick McGee]

Are you sure the same guy out front smoking is the one given the foot massage? Maybe he's the manager.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he could just be barking orders.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll have to ask.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you check and see before you just pass judgment?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Marlboro man, come here for a second.

[Christy Lee]

You know, it is a pretty great place because you don't have to take your clothes off or nothing. You just go in there and it's one hour, take your clothes off.

[Unknown Speaker]

A foot rub before.

[Christy Lee]

Well, massages you usually do. They do more than just your feet. They do.

[Tom Griswold]

If you go to a foot massage place, they ask you to take your clothes off. That's why it's called Happy Endings. Foot massage.

[Christy Lee]

The foot massage places do the whole body. It's kind of a misnomer. They don't just do your feet.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sorry, but you don't have to take what's coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Robots versus people.

[Josh Arnold]

We lose.

[Chick McGee]

We lose.

[Josh Arnold]

We all know that.

[Chick McGee]

It's the old robots never stop.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't need food.

[Chick McGee]

They're tenacious, feel pain. And Sherpa and French fries. That's right, a McDonald's at the summit of Everest. An idea whose time has come.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. Right now I want to say hello to Stephen Singer. We talked with Steven Singer just the other day from Stephen Singer Jewelers. Stephen, we. He called in to comment about a. A jewelry heist in Los Angeles. And he went through all the incredible security they have at Steven Singer Jewelers. And it's amazing. But I tell you what, here's something is really amazing from Steven Singer. It's the brand new limited edition 24 karat gold dipped blue moon rose. This is a real rose dipped in 24 karat gold. It will last forever and of course it has the Stephen Singer lifetime guarantee. Comes in a beautiful gift box. Very impressive. With a nice card on quality, card stock and shipping is free. This is the newest one and it's going to be selling out real soon. So for Mother's Day, I recommend the Blue Moon Rose from Steven Singer Jewelers. Once again, free shipping. Christy Lee is wearing her at last bracelet today.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yes, that's also gorgeous.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice diamond bracelet for Christy Lee. Skip the flowers that die In a week, get a nice bracelet or get the beautiful signature gold dipped rose.

[Christy Lee]

Very affordable, very pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

Real roses from a real jeweler who's a specialty. His specialty, I should say, is real diamonds, not the fake stuff. So skip the flowers and get the real thing. A gold dipped rose from ihatestevensinger.com that's where you'll find them. These will not be restocked. The supply is limited. So I would get on this today. I hate stevensinger.com Stephen Singer's 24 karat gold dip rose that lasts forever. It's called the Blue Moon rose. People collect them. This is the latest, only available from Steven Singer Jewelers in Philadelphia in person or online, of [e-mail] Coming up, robots racing humans. Humanoid robot robots, I should say. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Pat Godwin, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold. Hello. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This has been Chick Magee speaking. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We've got Christy Lee over there at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you want to get a song. I know that we could get back to the sports page in just a second. Pat, you said you have a little tribute song that applies to three of the same news store.

[Unknown Speaker]

I've put together a medley for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, very nice.

[Christy Lee]

We're gonna jump ahead to those three right now.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, what have you got?

[Christy Lee]

U.S. customs agents in Texas intercepted over $8 million worth of meth hidden within a shipment of squash. That's right. The agency said officers at the Far International Bridge cargo facility encountered a tractor trailer carrying a shipment manifested as chayote, a green pear shaped squash native to Mexico.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Christy Lee]

Further inspection, however, Josh revealed 3,770 packages of what appeared to be meth.

[Tom Griswold]

See the picture?

[Christy Lee]

The 1000? No idea.

[Tom Griswold]

The packages are those things when you go to the produce section that pull out and you put your vegetables In.

[Christy Lee]

A little green bag.

[Tom Griswold]

That gave it away.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, you can't.

[Tom Griswold]

It's full of white powder. That's not squash.

[Christy Lee]

1,000 pounds of narcotics with an estimated value of $8.9 million.

[Josh Arnold]

Those poor methods, trying to get those bags open.

[Tom Griswold]

You know. With what? I go with my dogs though. I've got to take you. I get the bag open first and I stuff them in my pocket that way.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a good idea.

[Tom Griswold]

When I pull them out, I can kind of. When they open right up.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

For your doggy waste bags or for your produce.

[Josh Arnold]

They stick together like those produce bags do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

You can't get them apart.

[Chick McGee]

You don't stuff the bags back into your pocket after it has.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but you open them up.

[Unknown Speaker]

How can you open them up? I can't open them up.

[Tom Griswold]

You get, you get them open. You go like this and you kind of crumple them so then they're much easier.

[Josh Arnold]

That really is a good trick.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, because otherwise you're standing there holding on to two dogs trying to get the things apart. I know, and it's raining, for example. Check local listings.

[Josh Arnold]

I've stopped using those for a lot. If I buy three potatoes, I just buy three potatoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you don't use them. You don't use the produce packs.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I'm gonna wash those babies good anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

For a second you're walking your dog. I stopped using them. I just pick them up with my hands. I gotta do a lot of laundry.

[Christy Lee]

Reusable cloth ones that are really nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Little, very nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're like a cloth mesh bag. They're real nice to wash them in the washing machine.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, not for poop.

[Unknown Speaker]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they tried, they tried one of those earth. One of those earth day people. Yeah, the mesh, the mesh dog poop bags. It was an earth day thing. Didn't really work, see?

[Chick McGee]

And you said me being stupid wasn't going to help.

[Tom Griswold]

See?

[Christy Lee]

U. S. Customs agents in Texas have arrested a 32 year old man. He was attempting to smuggle meth across the border on a bicycle. Officers noticed anomalies in the appearance of the man's bicycle as he arrived from mexico.

[Tom Griswold]

And he was also going 93 miles an hour. Hi, officer, how are you?

[Christy Lee]

A drug sniffing dog alerted officers to the presence of narcotics. Upon dismantling the bike, they discovered meth and other contraband.

[Tom Griswold]

Were they for they, were they for personal use or was he trying to peddle drugs? Oh, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

And in Pennsylvania drug. And in Pennsylvania police say a Nursing home resident is now in custody for allegedly selling meth. According to the police, officers were called to the Orisburg's Nursing and Rehabilitation center after a staff member found a straw and a white substance inside a bag under a resident's mattress.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you need? I got it.

[Christy Lee]

The man confessed that another resident had sold him the drug for $10. The 70 year old suspect, a Joseph Hunt senior, eventually admitted to selling the drugs while a search of his room turned up a clear plastic baggie with a white substance that tested positive for. Yes, you guessed it, the old folks. Methamphetamine.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, like I said before, if your teeth have already fallen out, there's one less thing you have to worry about if you're into method.

[Christy Lee]

Good point.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you guys see that show about the meth heads in nursing homes?

[Tom Griswold]

What was it called?

[Josh Arnold]

Breaking hip. You didn't see breaking hip?

[Tom Griswold]

See, they're old, you see brittle.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody saw breaking hip.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe breaking.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I saw breaking back.

[Unknown Speaker]

I saw breaking back. No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Heck, I like that.

[Chick McGee]

How about breaking back?

[Tom Griswold]

So Pat, we have three separate meth stories and you, you've combined them all into a song. A little medley. Yeah, the original. Oh, good.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yes, the original canine sniff. The meth in the squash. Their jail time may be a little harsh. Oh, Customs found meth in the bike. It was dragging in the back like a kid's trike. Meth sold at nursing homes.

[Josh Arnold]

Please explain what happened to the boats.

[Unknown Speaker]

And all that cocaine. So we'd like to know what.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

Happened to the cocaine here. We'd like to know what happened to the cocaine.

[Josh Arnold]

It was meth.

[Unknown Speaker]

There's meth in the squash. There's meth in the home. Meth in the squash. Meth in the bike, meth in the home. What happened to the coconut boat? Ah, a lot going on there.

[Tom Griswold]

Meth in the old folks home.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, that is.

[Tom Griswold]

That is odd. Don't let the guy call bingo, he'll be blasted. What'd you say?

[Josh Arnold]

B9? I won. It wouldn't be. I won.

[Tom Griswold]

Obviously.

[Chick McGee]

I've always wanted to do that. Call numbers. But you said at a bingo game, you said you've done it and it's yes, no messing around.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they take it very seriously.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was possibly the smokiest room I've ever been in in my life.

[Chick McGee]

And most of those let more than one card. Almost everybody. At least two or three cards.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes, the daubing, whatever it's called.

[Chick McGee]

Daubers.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I got my daughters, I got my trolls.

[Tom Griswold]

Very serious bingo players. We are gonna head Back to Chick McGee at the Sports desk. What's happening?

[Chick McGee]

They've got all the good cards. Yeah, gotta get here.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you guys see last night's episode of Breaking Hip?

[Tom Griswold]

I like your devotion.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, try, try. Not the Breaking Bad. I got my daughter bus.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see that episode?

[Josh Arnold]

Did you see that episode of Breaking Hip?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Breaking Back.

[Josh Arnold]

Back. I'm not going with no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

But it sounds closer to Breaking Bad.

[Unknown Speaker]

I don't care.

[Josh Arnold]

Breaking Hip is more common.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think it would hurt anyone for you to try it.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll try it.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, I got my daughters, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. You see last night's episode of Breaking Back?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Breaking Hip probably.

[Chick McGee]

Several humanoid robots ran alongside humans in a Chinese half marathon. Why isn't anyone stopping this? The bipedal robots of various makes and sizes navigated the 13.1 mile course supported by teams of human navigators, operators and engineers.

[Tom Griswold]

It is. It is so cool.

[Chick McGee]

Creepy.

[Tom Griswold]

By of course a humanoid robot. Arms, legs and it looks like they're. It's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

As a precaution, the divider separated parallel courses used by robots and people. According to reports, the Tiankung Team Sky Project Ultra Project Ultra robot claimed victory among the non humans.

[Josh Arnold]

I did it.

[Chick McGee]

Crossing the finish line at 2 hours 40 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now the wintering human was just over an hour. So the humans won this time. Yeah, it's really, really interesting to watch these things.

[Chick McGee]

Human participant followed conventional rules. The 20 teams with machines and the humanoid robot half marathon competed under tailored guidelines which included battery swapped pit stops.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Josh Arnold]

A robot would have won, but unfortunately it grabbed one of those cups of water and threw it over its head.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Same thing happened when they were doing the triathlon. They did okay on the bikes. They hit the water, short circuit and then. Do you see the one did you want? There's the one thing where there's. It looks like a big oil slick. For authenticity. One of the robots just pooped himself.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Like the regular runners.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to make it real, don't you? You gotta. So do they vaseline up their thighs?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh no nipples, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That is an issue to see if your butt crack.

[Chick McGee]

Now when you're pegged, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, are we back to pass?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you do love.

[Unknown Speaker]

It's your birthday tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. I'm fully aware of that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

Are you looking forward to it?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, at this point, each one that comes by nice bonus.

[Josh Arnold]

You're playing with house money.

[Chick McGee]

Now. Come on. Great day.

[Tom Griswold]

Glad to be. If you're, if you're just joining us. Hello. This is the Bahama Tom Show. We're coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Are we still at the sports page?

[Chick McGee]

A Sherpa guide will attempt to climb Mount Everest for the 31st time and break his own Guinness world record. Ah, Commie Rita. Lovely Rita.

[Josh Arnold]

His politics don't enter into it.

[Chick McGee]

Fluke.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's his name. He's not just a commie.

[Chick McGee]

No K a m. I see. Commie flew to Everest over the weekend to lead a group of climbers who will try. He doesn't live there. Where the hell does he live? Probably Park Avenue.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know how they, you know how they rake in the money after they climb Everest? He'll try to reach 29,032 foot summit during the spring climbing season. Have you seen the pictures back from Everest where it's like 300 people in line, waiting, waiting, standing that's waiting to go up to the. Yeah, it's the summit. Ridiculous.

[Josh Arnold]

All the romance is completely gone.

[Chick McGee]

He's 55 years old. He's told reporters I am mentally, emotionally. I am mentally, emotionally and physically prepared to climb the mountain.

[Tom Griswold]

Where's he from?

[Chick McGee]

Sherpa. Sherpa ville.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I am in top physical condition right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't they have to bring their poop down now?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think they've started that. They've. Can't help himself.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I mean I'm serious.

[Christy Lee]

They started story this story.

[Chick McGee]

Oxygen bottles. They want him to bring.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Not poop.

[Tom Griswold]

And they don't. They bring down the other fellas that are frozen.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think they're supposed to. No, they stay on the.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't just sort of bobsled them down.

[Chick McGee]

He currently holds the record for the most successful ascents of Mount Everest at 30 times.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the only one that's done that. And you know if you do it 30 times.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You get a free latte.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow. That's. That's a nice.

[Tom Griswold]

They put. There's a guy that punches your card at the top.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, how cool is it going to be when there's a Starbucks on the summit? And it'll be the saddest day. A little, a little strip mall. Why not? Sad little oxygen bottles.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, grossly. Markets.

[Chick McGee]

Climbing runs in the fat. Here's the human interest part of the story. So I use this one.

[Unknown Speaker]

I like it.

[Chick McGee]

Climbing runs in the family Commie's sister and his father among the first Sherpa mountain guys. Commie's father's name, of course, is Sochi.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Fashi is their wife.

[Chick McGee]

And according to Nepal's Department of Tourism, who must get a lot of calls, 214 climbers have been issued permits to attempt Mount Everest from the Nepali side of the peak and south this climbing season, which ends in May. And that's the preferred side to go up, by the way. The south side.

[Tom Griswold]

A little warmer. Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

A little flatter.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

A little longer. No, Tom, you're following along. You know, it's not spring. A man in the uk and you'll have to help me here, Tom. I don't know what you're talking about.

[Josh Arnold]

That's England, Ireland and Wales and. Yeah. Scotland.

[Chick McGee]

Scotland. A man in the UK has broken the Guinness World record for the fastest time to wrap five portions of french fries, or chips, as they call them in the uk. What does that mean? What is he in the newspaper? Yeah, they wrap.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they wrap him in paper and.

[Chick McGee]

Like a flour tortilla.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no, no. It's just like french fries. Yeah, that is wrapman paper.

[Chick McGee]

And this is a. This is a record people aspire to.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a big thing.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got to be under a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Fish and chips over there.

[Josh Arnold]

Hopefully it's under 30 seconds.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Zohab Hussain.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, hoobs.

[Unknown Speaker]

On.

[Chick McGee]

His time of 40.13 seconds beat the previous record by over 4 seconds. The successful attempt was made in celebration of National Fish and Chips Day.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, Ah.

[Christy Lee]

The Arthur Treacher Day.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna have to leave town with when I move over there on National Fish and Chips.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like fish and chips?

[Chick McGee]

No, no. It'll be just too crowded. I. You know.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah, they are good.

[Josh Arnold]

I like the malt vinegar, too. I really.

[Unknown Speaker]

That's my favorite.

[Josh Arnold]

Enjoy that.

[Chick McGee]

I was just talking about that yesterday, putting vinegar on the french fries at the fair.

[Josh Arnold]

Real taste.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

But five guys, I think, has a better technique.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa. Oh, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Just take the entire fryer, dump it in a bag, and hand it to you.

[Unknown Speaker]

They give you three more bags, too.

[Tom Griswold]

And the books to take are a lot of fries.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody asked for more fries at five guys. That's true. Let's see. Zohabe, whose family has owned the Zero Plus Fish Bar for over 30 years. Josh, you want to go down to the fish bar with me?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. When I hit up zero plus.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy Is like, this guy's famous over there.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that for his rapping skills.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's a picture of him with Cane.

[Christy Lee]

King Charles.

[Chick McGee]

He's eating fish and chips with King Chuck. That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Chips with Chuck.

[Chick McGee]

Chips with Chuck.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be.

[Unknown Speaker]

That's zero plus.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be a great cooking show. Hi. Chips with Chuck. It's the king.

[Josh Arnold]

He's also won the kings and cars getting chips.

[Chick McGee]

The young. He won the Young Fish Fryer of the Year award. Oh. Presented by dry white.

[Unknown Speaker]

What are some carriages?

[Tom Griswold]

All right, right now, you mention that to a lady on the first date, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

What? That you're the. A king or that you're the. The greatest fish fryer?

[Tom Griswold]

That I won the Young Fish Fryer of the year award.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think you have to tell her because you probably smell like she knows nothing.

[Christy Lee]

Like fish and oil.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she's check checking her douche.

[Chick McGee]

Either you're hiding a giny down there. Fish fryer.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that fun?

[Josh Arnold]

Boy fish.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like fish and chips?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's not like. That's not the point.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like the storytelling.

[Unknown Speaker]

It's not fun.

[Josh Arnold]

It's fine.

[Unknown Speaker]

Eating is fun.

[Josh Arnold]

It's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. It's a long show. You got anything else?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, we have to fill it with crap.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something, Josh? You know what record? You'd have the record for unwrapping the frog. I got something you weren't gonna say until I got.

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

I was.

[Chick McGee]

I was holding back already.

[Tom Griswold]

I was holding back thinking, when we do this story. When we do this story, this is. A guy has the record for wrapping the fries. Josh. Unwrap him in 1.2 seconds.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a little surprised that you like the chips so much because they tend to be closer to steak fries than they do shoestring.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of potato. Yeah, yeah. And I do not like steak fries. As Bob famously said, too much potatoes.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's not that breading over there, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. The best French fries are the ones at McDonald's. They're small. Well, yeah, those are same with pancakes. Thinner the better.

[Josh Arnold]

No, well, that's not true.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's not true.

[Josh Arnold]

But I'm glad that you like them like that.

[Chick McGee]

Waffles are the way to go.

[Christy Lee]

You like skinny mini pancakes.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a crepe.

[Josh Arnold]

He wants to be able to see through.

[Christy Lee]

No, that's called a crepe.

[Chick McGee]

There's supposed to be a hint of pancake.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't go to French restaurants for my. I'm an American live, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Although I do like those five guys burgers. But yeah, they. They may be overdoing it with the fries.

[Josh Arnold]

Will you shut up?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

So help me God, you ruined if we come in here tomorrow. Well, five guys went out of business. Apparently it was a fry problem. I'm gonna. I'm coming after you.

[Unknown Speaker]

They don't know it's too much yet.

[Chick McGee]

No, nobody's told him now.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

If you could get it easily done, would you put a deep fryer in your kitchen? Oh, because I would.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

This is one of the things I regret when I build a house. I don't know why we didn't put it.

[Josh Arnold]

I honestly would not. The air fryer really does fry.

[Chick McGee]

That's a thing.

[Unknown Speaker]

Would you build a drive through once.

[Tom Griswold]

You have the air fryer.

[Josh Arnold]

Clapping from the end?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not even sure why that's.

[Unknown Speaker]

Drive around yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but when you drove. If you had a drive through at your house, when you have to drive and then get out and go away on yourself.

[Unknown Speaker]

So good. It's worth it.

[Tom Griswold]

There has to be some guy. There has to be some billionaire that has a drive thru at his house as a joke. No, there has to be hope.

[Josh Arnold]

So yeah, that's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, somebody's got a big mansion at 14 car garage with a drive thru. We have valet parking for the parties.

[Chick McGee]

When I got my license.

[Tom Griswold]

On your way out, go. After you get your car from valet, go through the drive thru. We're serving coffee.

[Chick McGee]

When I got my license, I drove all the way to Columbus over on Broad street across from the center of science and industry and Wendy's there there. It had one of the first drive throughs in the state. And I went through the drive through.

[Josh Arnold]

So exciting.

[Chick McGee]

Very excited.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to wait in line long?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

It's awesome. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Now I can tell you more about it. I can tell you're interested.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's fine.

[Chick McGee]

It's no fish chip wrapping competition. That was really something.

[Unknown Speaker]

Really on the edge of my seat for that.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I'll have some fish and chips for lunch today.

[Unknown Speaker]

Where though?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there's so many places you're fly to England.

[Unknown Speaker]

That's the best.

[Chick McGee]

Let's fly to England first. Fishing.

[Tom Griswold]

I know a place.

[Christy Lee]

Do you?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. Coming up. Chrissy Lee, what have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up. We have jigsaw puzzles. Are they good for your health? And we have a QR code to update on gravestones. We have sex toys causing a fire. Oh, and I have one. I have one of those stories you love so much, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

A woman marries a stump.

[Chick McGee]

Close.

[Tom Griswold]

You're very close. We are in the O'Reilly. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

Subject to change.com hey, welcome back to.

[Chick McGee]

The Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Looks like she's pondering. Did you see that? Give him the pondering look there. There's Tom. There's Christie's pondering. Look, she's pondering.

[Tom Griswold]

The thinker.

[Josh Arnold]

Ponderous man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh. Hey, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

How are you?

[Chick McGee]

All right. He's at the i8. Steven Singer. I ate. I hate Steven Singer. Sidekick chair. You'll eat two every Thursday night. Ravioli. Stephen.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, dear?

[Chick McGee]

Chick, if Tom had a drive through at his house, he would probably go to the wrong house. Wonder where my drive through window. That's Don. Thank you, Don, very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Certainly appreciate that.

[Chick McGee]

You were thought you were going to Chick Fil A but you ended up at Panera.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, they both feed in from the same mall. It's very confusing.

[Chick McGee]

Very confusing.

[Josh Arnold]

So many people are confused.

[Chick McGee]

The problem was you'd be surprised how often that doesn't happen.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, especially it was interesting when I ordered and she, she said this is Panera Bread. Oh, sorry. I was trying to get the Chick Fil A. By the way, Chick Fil A, they have the drive thru down.

[Josh Arnold]

They've really nailed it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they have got it.

[Chick McGee]

The advanced people and the iPads and they're, they're like taking orders from people who haven't even arrived yet. It's unbelievable. Unbelievable.

[Josh Arnold]

McDonald's double drive thru. I, I would argue McDonald's has it down. The people driving through the drive through don't always have it down. If there, if there Are any issues with it? It's usually the customer. Yes, but otherwise, I mean, they're able to handle it pretty well.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just going to cut right in here and. Oh, you bastard. You're getting my order. Have you ever called someone a bastard in the drive through line? Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like them? I prefer not going to drive throughs.

[Chick McGee]

And the enigma that is the riddle that is Tom Griswold. He doesn't like drive throughs, hates sweatpants, does not like laptop computers.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm getting thrown a lot of drive throughs recently with. They don't say welcome or hi, may I take your order? It's. Did you use the app and I. I'd always throw like what? Huh?

[Unknown Speaker]

I was here to get a burger.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. I turned into an old man.

[Chick McGee]

That's old guy stuff.

[Unknown Speaker]

Who's talking to me like this.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I did it while driving in the freeway. Very convenient.

[Christy Lee]

Or they have like the computer generated voice and then the real person.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that leads us to a story. Speaking of computer generated voices. This is creepy. I don't know if you saw this, but it's the latest thing in. What's the word I'm looking at? AI Created voices.

[Christy Lee]

Amazon's Alexa may soon be able to mimic the voices of deceased loved ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

My feature first unveiled at a company event in Vegas back in 2022.

[Chick McGee]

Nope.

[Christy Lee]

The voice replication. You don't want anything to do with this, do you?

[Chick McGee]

I. I flinch enough in regular life. I don't need to hear my mom's voice.

[Christy Lee]

The voice replication technology, still in development as of April 2025, can reportedly recreate a person's voice using less than a minute of recorded audio. In a demo, Alexa read the wizard of a Wizard of Oz to a child using a voice that mimic the child's late grandmother.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man, I don't. I guess maybe for some this will be comforting and nice.

[Christy Lee]

Amazon described the tool as a way to preserve cherished memories, even though it can't eliminate the pain of loss.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's big of them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Big of them to acknowledge that. However, would it be worse if they said, hey, she may be dead, but not really. She's back. Hey, Grandma read. No, it's all.

[Christy Lee]

However, since the initial showcase, Amazon has released no further updates on its progress or a potential launch. Ethical and privacy concerns have been raised, especially around consent from the deceased and misuse of their video recording.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's going to be pretty if they can get consent from the deceased. Would you get Back to me.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. No joke.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's the lead story.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we spoke to the corpse of Marilyn Monroe and she said.

[Chick McGee]

Or you just. I didn't. Was it the pictures that move now of people that are dead are creepy enough. Have you seen those?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they. Yes, they can move a little bit. That's. You can take virtually any portrait and I don't know how they do it.

[Chick McGee]

Guess what? It's only going to get creepier.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't need much of your voice to create an AI version of your. We did it right on the show one morning.

[Unknown Speaker]

Pretty close.

[Josh Arnold]

It is close.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. While Amazon remains silent, other tech companies like Microsoft have adopted stricter rules requiring explicit consent for synthetic voice applications. And at present, it's uncertain if or when this feature will become publicly available.

[Tom Griswold]

This would be great if you could do this, I think, already actually say you're in high school and you don't want to go to school. You want to call in sick?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, this is Mr. Instead of Doing Me.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, I'm Mrs. McGillicuddy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's probably. You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

And what's the joke? Hi, this is Tom's mom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. They don't quite get out.

[Chick McGee]

They don't.

[Tom Griswold]

And aren't they saying now when you don't answer any number you don't recognize? Because. Yeah, they just want you to say hello or. Yes, they want you to. And then they can.

[Chick McGee]

I'm getting amazing fakes now from the bank.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm getting four or five calls every.

[Chick McGee]

Every.

[Josh Arnold]

The calls have gotten. Whatever law they. You remember, they passed one a long time ago. That stuff was illegal. And then they got rid of that law. They need to put it back in place. It's madness.

[Tom Griswold]

Be very careful. If you get a text asking you to pay a speeding ticket.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Just.

[Josh Arnold]

Just pay it and get it over with. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, don't. They're fake.

[Chick McGee]

Whoops.

[Tom Griswold]

They will not be texting you. If you have a genuine ticket, it'll be coming to you via email, typically.

[Chick McGee]

Now, earlier this morning, we had a letter from a listener in Keister, Minnesota. Tom, do you remember this? It was an interesting name of a town. Well, this is from Mike. Hello, Bob and Tom Cru.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Mike.

[Chick McGee]

Keister, Minnesota, got brought up earlier. There's a real Preparation H commercial that was filmed in keister, Minnesota, in 2016.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

And we have a picture of the. Welcome to Keister.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

There it is. And what better way to say Preparation H works? Than being able to sit on a bike seat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah. Comfortably with a smile.

[Chick McGee]

Comfortably with a smile on your face. Oh, that's great. Population 501.

[Unknown Speaker]

Oh, they grew.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice sign.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they did, because I had 486.

[Unknown Speaker]

They had a couple babies recently.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Very good. That's Keister. We should do a show from Keister.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you do it remote? We'll just. You can. We'll check in with you.

[Chick McGee]

I know. You want me to quit and go home. I know. No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I told you. Now we go to the sports desk. Live from Keister, Minnesota.

[Chick McGee]

Voice haunts me.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it's a lovely place. I'd happily go to, Keith.

[Chick McGee]

I'd happily. Yes. Yes, I would.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet there's some good fishing in Keystone.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably. We saw a lot of Great Lakes. Not be Great Lakes, but we saw some.

[Chick McGee]

Some ice fishing.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're ice fishing now this morning. Month probably a little sketchy.

[Chick McGee]

I know how things are around here. If we start talking about it now, it'll be next February before I get up there, I would think.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't it snowing in Denver over the weekend?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I. I had.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. That veil got dumped on again.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's high up.

[Chick McGee]

I have some mountain updates on my. Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

My powder alerts.

[Chick McGee]

Slopes were slamming. The Kennedys are here.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they'd be in Africa, but they're missing.

[Chick McGee]

They have a place.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you feel about this dead voice thing?

[Chick McGee]

I try not to feel. Oh, I know. I. Well, because let's face it, I'm in the Chick McGee business. That's all I have. This is my product. What if someone starts using my voice and. Cash it in, Tom.

[Unknown Speaker]

That's your money maker.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that was an issue with the actor strike. Yeah, that's still good, because they. They could. Now, they could certainly have. What would be a good example. They could have someone who's deceased reading their autobiography that they didn't read.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you could have Orson Welles reading.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think it's gonna. I think it'll happen. I think the. The. The estates that own the rights to that are going to go, wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

But that'll be okay. That's the whole thing. It's just. Hey, pay us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll happily sell my voice.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Yeah. Yeah. If my kids get the money, this.

[Tom Griswold]

Would be really handy. Let's just say, Christy, you are keeping your dead grandmother in the freezer and collecting your Social Security, right?

[Christy Lee]

That would be helpful when they call.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I recognize. What was her name again? Bourbon. What was it again?

[Christy Lee]

Grandma Vo.

[Tom Griswold]

Grandma Vo.

[Chick McGee]

Of course, Grandma Bourbon.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I like.

[Unknown Speaker]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

This is not for me. I would rather just have the memories of my grandparents talking and my dad talking and stuff like that. But I do think this could provide some comfort for some. So why not?

[Christy Lee]

Do you have any voicemails? Was gonna be my question. I don't saved of anybody I know and I do.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'm pretty good at going into my phone and, and just having a quick moment and deleting, you know, the number.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't do it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I can't do it either. I have one for my mom and she was actually nice so I kept it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a nice voicemail from your mom.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I have a. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Which. Did she have a wrong number?

[Christy Lee]

I know, right?

[Chick McGee]

I have kind of the same thing. She. We dated for a while. I don't know if you knew that, but she.

[Christy Lee]

Bless your heart.

[Chick McGee]

She really.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Christie's mom.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

She liked phone sex.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought I'd gone too far.

[Chick McGee]

I was wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

You can always go farther. We have to leave now. We'll be back shortly. Coming up, we have. We have talking graveyards coming up. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel. It's part sports.

[Josh Arnold]

We have football on the brain, part pop culture. Dennis Leary, True or false. You refuse to wear a glove with Mickey Mantle's signature on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Be the sand mother Red socks blood. The Bruins blood.

[Chick McGee]

They run deep.

[Pat Godwin]

Add in the best celebrity interview.

[Josh Arnold]

Robert De Niro here on the Rich Eisen Show. How are you, sir?

[Chick McGee]

Just got over a 24 hour virus.

[Josh Arnold]

The antidote is to appear on the Rich Eisen Show.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. I would have done it earlier.

[Pat Godwin]

And you've got the Rich Eisen show podcast.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a medicinal quality to appearing on this program.

[Pat Godwin]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform, BMW.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

I have a last word there.

[Chick McGee]

Christy Lee at these called professional Silac Insurance. Doing right. You're doing great. No doubt about it. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey chick.

[Chick McGee]

I would love to hear a song from Mr. Pat Guy.

[Unknown Speaker]

I would love to sing a song.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't that be fun? There's Josh Arnold, the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair May I tell you.

[Josh Arnold]

A little something real quick?

[Chick McGee]

You go right ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Steven Singer's limited edition brand new blue moon 24 karat gold dipped rose for Mother's Day is available now. But my gosh, you want to jump on this because there's a limited quantity and they're going like hotcakes. Get yours today at I hate stephen.

[Chick McGee]

Singer.Com Stephen Singer, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio.

[Josh Arnold]

He was making fun of you there, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Not very successful.

[Christy Lee]

Listen to the laughter.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, last word. Griswold. That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

You remember laughter.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember laughter?

[Tom Griswold]

Does anyone remember?

[Chick McGee]

They don't go over that in the documentary. No mention of that.

[Tom Griswold]

We have one of these stories. This is one of my favorites. Whenever I see one of these, I always flag it because I know Josh gets so upset about these and I do too. This is so stupid, but please go.

[Christy Lee]

A woman is preparing to celebrate her two year anniversary of being married to a river.

[Chick McGee]

Oh my.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, at least he doesn't have any trouble getting her wet. Got that going.

[Christy Lee]

Mrs. Meg Avon was wed to the river.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she's a ding dong, all right.

[Christy Lee]

In the southwest of England on June 17, 2023.

[Josh Arnold]

I hate her.

[Christy Lee]

The 28 year old says, we're still in the honeymoon period and I'm still pretty obsessed with the river.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Meg describes her relationship with the river, whom she also calls her muse, Darling babe.

[Josh Arnold]

Does she sleep in his bed?

[Chick McGee]

She's down there by the mouth all the time.

[Christy Lee]

As physically binding and deeply spiritual. Mrs. Avon explained that she married the river to protect it, raise awareness of water pollution. I see Mrs. Avon also admitted to you spending a lot of time with other rivers or what. Yep. But added she and the river Avon have an open relationship.

[Chick McGee]

And evidently we have a photo of this clear thinking. Oh, lady, Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think she's cute as hell. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The short bangs always throws you. That throws me.

[Chick McGee]

She kind of looks like young Christy Lee a little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I'm making fun of her for this whole river thing. That's somebody I would, I would talk to.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, she looks like some are some lunatic at a renaissance.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. Don't you like, don't you like nerdy weirdos? I. But I do.

[Unknown Speaker]

Are those tattoos though, or is that makeup you think?

[Christy Lee]

I think that's just makeup.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, she's dressed like a nymph. Yeah. And yeah. You know, she has like moss on her clothes.

[Tom Griswold]

She's married to a river.

[Josh Arnold]

I understand that That's.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard she got knocked up. She's having a kid. She's naming the kid Brooke.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I like that a lot. Very nice.

[Unknown Speaker]

That is good. Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

What a lunatic.

[Chick McGee]

That's their wedding photo right there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm sure it is. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that seaweed all over her chest?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she's earthy earth.

[Chick McGee]

You can't tell how big her cans.

[Tom Griswold]

Are for the smell.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't. And that's. I. I'm gonna guess sort of.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, now.

[Chick McGee]

A little. A little shoe dangle for everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. We're getting a different picture.

[Christy Lee]

We know what our producer's into.

[Tom Griswold]

Although she has the. The river lady. Big beaver. What do you think? I bet it. Harry down there.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what I bet it is? There's no way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Mossy and her armpits have not seen a razor in a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, you can only imagine.

[Unknown Speaker]

Do I have a song? Of course I do. Drew, could you bring my organ up just a little?

[Chick McGee]

My God, that's softer.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I can.

[Unknown Speaker]

My old man's river. My old man's a river. No sons or daughters don't want to muddy the waters. I miss Mrs. Sippy and he's my Mr. River so deep and long. So deep and long. Oh, you don't take the trash out. He's always moving. He may smell fishy and my folks are disapproving but mo old man river keeps me coming back for more. My old man, he's a river.

[Chick McGee]

He sure is.

[Josh Arnold]

Very nice.

[Unknown Speaker]

You're welcome.

[Chick McGee]

My old man's a river.

[Tom Griswold]

You got a money shot that won't quit. Just put your face in that and.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Let him go.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys like the old joke of. My wife said she wanted to be seen in something long and flowing.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

So I threw her in a river. Very funny.

[Tom Griswold]

I do like that story. Christy Lee is at the Silac Insurance news desk. What else is happening?

[Christy Lee]

Licensed clinical psychologist Savannah Howe says jigsaw puzzles are great for one's mental health.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Dr. Howe says, quote, I often recommend activities that promote relaxation, cognitive function, and emotional well being. Jigsaw puzzles are a fantastic tool for this offering a simple yet effective way to reduce stress, sharpen the mind, and even foster social connection.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, you and your husband are fans of jigsaw puzzles.

[Christy Lee]

I love them.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you find these things to be true?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Relaxing?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I love them too, Too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You do?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We'll. We'll leave one on the table. And over the course of a few.

[Christy Lee]

Weeks, you guys are going to make fun of me, but now I have my own puzzle room. My new house.

[Josh Arnold]

That's great.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. So I have a place I can leave a jigsaw puzzle out.

[Tom Griswold]

I just finished one, and we got all the way to the end, and there's one piece missing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, don't you.

[Josh Arnold]

No idea. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have any that are lacquered, like, you keep them like an artwork work?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they always look so nice when you hang them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Don't they?

[Unknown Speaker]

So when you get to the end.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you do? You rip it apart.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And then I pass it along to someone else. Kind of like a book, you know, you share.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you do the. You do the edges first?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Gotta do the corners first. Gotta.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you look at the photograph of what it's supposed to look like when it's done?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And Josh got me this really great kit so I can separate all the pieces out and doing, you know, like, colors and. And it's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

A kit.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's like you have separate compartments, and you can keep all the puzzle pieces together, but you can.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we just lay.

[Christy Lee]

Separate them with a table.

[Tom Griswold]

It's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this is for people who don't have nine tables.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And, yeah, I didn't have a lot of room.

[Tom Griswold]

Table.

[Chick McGee]

She's got a whole room. Table, Room.

[Christy Lee]

I have a table. Well, it's got a table in the room.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

So they reduce stress.

[Chick McGee]

Now, do you have a. I don't know why I'm asking this. I think I know the answer. You have a puzzle steward at your home. He stands at the ready there by guards.

[Tom Griswold]

Jenkins.

[Chick McGee]

Jenkins, Jenkins. I believe I'll be putting some pieces in this afternoon.

[Josh Arnold]

Where is the puzzler?

[Christy Lee]

Jigsaw puzzles also help keep teens off their screens.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. But, my gosh. Good luck. Oh, that'll work.

[Unknown Speaker]

Hey, Jimmy, you want to do a puzzle?

[Josh Arnold]

Nope.

[Chick McGee]

Piss my ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we always. It's right there. You walk up and spend a couple minutes looking for stuff. And then the thing is, you go up, you say, okay, I'm gonna get at least three pieces right now. Then an hour later, still looking for the third one to fit.

[Christy Lee]

They have one. Andy at his office, they have one all the time. Working for people. When they walk by and people work on the puzzles, we do them on vacation.

[Josh Arnold]

Productivity, doesn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Losing money.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It sounds like a real go getter.

[Unknown Speaker]

He's always down at the office, like four.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. He works all the time.

[Chick McGee]

Work, work, work.

[Christy Lee]

That day takes good care of us.

[Chick McGee]

You know why I'm at the office all the time? Anybody? Anybody like to guess why I'm at the office all the time?

[Tom Griswold]

The quiet.

[Josh Arnold]

Because Christie's not there.

[Chick McGee]

The absolute quiet. Yeah, yeah. I don't have CNN roaring in my head.

[Tom Griswold]

CNN.

[Chick McGee]

She's on 24 hours.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

I see. Okay. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Rather interesting story about an airplane. And oddly enough it involves something Easter related and a lot of fire.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, everybody's okay. But it's kind of, of kind of amazing and interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Evil bunny rabbit?

[Tom Griswold]

Could be. You'll find out. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. The sound of Tom stretching means it's quality broadcasting. Isn't that right Tom?

[Unknown Speaker]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

That was so funny. You, you said means quality broadcasting. And then Tom without turning on his microphone said thank you very much. When irony happens that quickly. I I so great.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Part.

[Tom Griswold]

We return to the SILAC insurance news desk with Christy Lee. Christy.

[Josh Arnold]

How about this? Tom? Return to silac.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Instead of address the notes. Yeah, very good. These are all very good.

[Christy Lee]

An United Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing after apparently hitting a rabbit.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh my.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, how a rabbit in the air. Here's the weird thing about this.

[Unknown Speaker]

You buried the lead.

[Chick McGee]

We got flying rabbits.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, this is what's weird. Well, keep going.

[Christy Lee]

KABC reports a rabbit made its way into the right engine of a flight bound for Edmonton as it was taking off from Denver. An unusual animal encounter causing a scare for passengers on the United Airlines flight. Passenger Scott Wolf told the news station, quote, there was a loud bang and a significant vibration in the plane. Every few minutes. There was a backfire coming from the engine, a giant fireball behind it. Video from inside the cabin shows flames shooting from the engine. They quickly turned around and landed safely with no injuries reported.

[Tom Griswold]

A rabbit.

[Josh Arnold]

That thing must have been completely. Oh, well, I guess they got a couple keychains out of it.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There goes Peter Cottontail looking like a jet tipped rail. So I'm.

[Christy Lee]

So it was inside the engine when it took off.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. I get it, it but because that happens with I don't know how stuff.

[Christy Lee]

That's quite a jump. I mean those engines are pretty high off the ground.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if it had climbed out the wing. It just seems so weird. How'd they know it was a rabbit?

[Josh Arnold]

Did the rabbit's luggage get damaged too?

[Christy Lee]

Doesn't say.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm off to see my cousin in Baltimore. How about that for a little character work?

[Unknown Speaker]

It was nice.

[Chick McGee]

He was. He was country rabbit. He was going to city rabbit.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm guessing, by the way that the tortoise still won.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the guy who got sucked into the jet engine and lived and lived.

[Josh Arnold]

Baffling.

[Chick McGee]

He got sucked in and then spit out on the other side. And he was fine once. Yeah. Absolutely fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't want to try that again, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you. You get, you're on the ground, you stand up, brush yourself off.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

You walk right to church. Just go, hey, quick, thank you. And then go on with your life, man.

[Chick McGee]

Buy a lottery ticket.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Have you ever taken a prop plane.

[Chick McGee]

Back in the mean like a fake plane in the movies?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I've taken a very. I've taken a small Cessna, but it was not prop.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

Many props in my day.

[Tom Griswold]

Many props and it's. It's scary.

[Josh Arnold]

They call you carrot top of the air. Don't.

[Tom Griswold]

When you do indeed. Because you don't have the, you don't have the jet way to walk down. And you're, you're on the tarmac, you're thinking, boy, you walk four Feet that way you. You're gonna be half the man you used to be.

[Josh Arnold]

Raiders of the Lost Ark.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well. Yeah, I can't. How do they know it's a rabbit? That's what's.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm sure there were pieces of the rabbit still in the engine.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm sure they could figure it out.

[Chick McGee]

Just the ears.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

So sad.

[Josh Arnold]

Two perfect ears.

[Tom Griswold]

The fact that it happened Easter weekend makes it kind of even more sad.

[Chick McGee]

That is.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Speaking of that, children in a Detroit area park. Park treated to a special Easter treat in the form of a helicopter marshmallow drop. A helicopter zoomed above Warden park and unloaded sacks fulls of marshmallows for hundreds of kids waiting eagerly below in the annual great Marshmallow Drop. Children collect the treats and trade them in for a prize bag that include a water park pass. Oh, that's way better. They don't just get marshmallows.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I saw the video that there's a lot of kids there. This is I think the 30th year or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

See now if that was. If I had something to do with that, I'd. I'd write dirty messages on the. On the Marshall.

[Josh Arnold]

We do know that you would throw those out quote mar unquote the event.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This went better than the famous S'more festival they do where they have the hot marshmallows and they ask to try to catch them in your mouth. They usually.

[Chick McGee]

Your mom just won three rubbers is what the message would say.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what you put in my Easter b.

[Unknown Speaker]

Is that an actual message?

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

That's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick and his friends mar the famous Easter egg hunt.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The White House Easter Egg Roll will take place on the south lawn this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

This pisses me off.

[Christy Lee]

A tradition dating back to 1878.

[Chick McGee]

It is always on Easter Monday.

[Tom Griswold]

Will you get over it? No, I will not.

[Josh Arnold]

You want this to occur on easter Sunday?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

40,000 people expected to attend. Yeah, but people are at home with their families.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. You want to move Christmas to a Monday to make it a three day weekend.

[Unknown Speaker]

That's a bad idea.

[Chick McGee]

That's fine. I'm for that.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

You're not for that. You're not for moving Christmas?

[Josh Arnold]

Remember last year when Biden pardoned one of the Easter eggs?

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

He was sort of an old man getting older.

[Unknown Speaker]

He's quite understand.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing to do with politics. Everything to do with age.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard if you put a.

[Josh Arnold]

Save your emails.

[Chick McGee]

If you put a raw egg in the shell into a glass of vinegar and leave it overnight and then take it out. It becomes rubbery and translucent.

[Unknown Speaker]

I remember that.

[Chick McGee]

And you can see see light through it. And also weird.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What an artifact.

[Unknown Speaker]

That was a thing.

[Chick McGee]

That's fun with science.

[Christy Lee]

Did you color Easter eggs over the weekend?

[Tom Griswold]

We did an Easter egg hunt in the backyard.

[Chick McGee]

Well, how. Where did you get the real eggs from?

[Tom Griswold]

We. We did the plastic eggs full of candy this year.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the way to go. That's great.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not saying. I'm not saying someone inadvertently brought home brown eggs.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, then you got to go to.

[Tom Griswold]

Your thanks Obama, Roy G. Biv.

[Josh Arnold]

The brown eggs yellow and brown make. Hey, I found one. That's a dog turd.

[Christy Lee]

You couldn't die.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm so used to buying the brown ones.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

We had the plastic eggs full of candy.

[Chick McGee]

That's chintzy with a capital chair.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. So we were gonna do that. The girls brought home plastic eggs they bought, and they had little holes at the top. And I thought, why are there holes in the plastic eggs? Are you supposed to put real chicks in there?

[Josh Arnold]

So they breathe.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

It was weird.

[Chick McGee]

You know your daughters are holes grown ups and you're still having Easter eggs.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, believe me, we.

[Chick McGee]

Did they get baskets? Did they get baskets?

[Christy Lee]

Easter baskets? Of course they did.

[Unknown Speaker]

You guys do the golden egg Def.

[Christy Lee]

Leppard T shirts in there. It was awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Good Lord.

[Christy Lee]

Easter bunny was good to them.

[Unknown Speaker]

You did the golden egg. You guys were Tom. Golden egg.

[Christy Lee]

We have the gold.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that?

[Chick McGee]

That's the prize.

[Unknown Speaker]

That's the big prize.

[Chick McGee]

Thousand dollar bill in there.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

We had a golden egg. Put money in there.

[Josh Arnold]

No, we didn't have 20 bucks.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, 20 bucks less. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's nice.

[Christy Lee]

That was a big prize.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Yeah. But we had a little Easter egg hunt. It was fun. Yeah, it's always good. We. But we did not dye them this year. I blame myself. I.

[Chick McGee]

So when did you find out that they weren't white eggs? They were brown?

[Christy Lee]

When you went to everything set up.

[Chick McGee]

You had everything set up.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet when he did find out, though, it was loud.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. That was hell. Oh, Jesus. Who got these eggs?

[Tom Griswold]

Josh.

[Unknown Speaker]

Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh. A few years ago, got me this really cool thing. It spins the eggs. You take a marker. Thank you, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

You're very welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

I appreciate it.

[Josh Arnold]

I enjoy giving you gifts.

[Tom Griswold]

And they were very nice.

[Christy Lee]

Suck up.

[Tom Griswold]

And Josh also. Also got me a model of a shark tooth.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Can't you see what he's trying just.

[Unknown Speaker]

Trying to get a better contract.

[Chick McGee]

He's kissing your ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Seen him during the breaks. Brushing up on sports.

[Chick McGee]

Wake up. Oh, what?

[Unknown Speaker]

I used to be playing guitar.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he can replace 2,3. I better shut up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you could do news, you know.

[Unknown Speaker]

Tom, I could do the news, play.

[Josh Arnold]

Guitar and the sports, please. I think we've all learned when it comes to me, the less responsibility the better. I agree, I agree.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you really do have heavy footed through any sort of announcing.

[Tom Griswold]

Time now to remind everybody, if you're just joining us, this is the Bob and Tom Show. We're coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We have, let's see, we have Christy Lee, of course, at the Silac Insurance news desk. What else is happening?

[Christy Lee]

Well, Panama City beach in Florida says it can no longer be a spring break. Break down. That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Then what are you going to be? Panama City.

[Christy Lee]

According to USA Today, city officials are now asking spring breakers to quote. That's right, go somewhere else.

[Chick McGee]

We're back to the shoe capital of.

[Christy Lee]

The world, Panama City Beach Police Department chief said in a statement, every year we try to manage it and every year it brings more challenges. I'm not willing to risk the safety of our city to hold on to something that that no longer works. He said he plans to hold serious discussions with stakeholders and city leadership about the future of spring break season, an event he says no longer aligns with the values or vision of his community.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

I. You're gonna have to count on having a party when you name your city after a Van Halen. So.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

For trouble, just ask anybody in Hot for Teacher Arkansas.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

This Panama City is not the only one that is telling people to stay out for spring break.

[Christy Lee]

Oh really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's.

[Chick McGee]

What did this? Jump the shark, if you will, on the celebrations becoming too much because this is happening everywhere where known as spring break.

[Tom Griswold]

I give the name of a good lawyer in Panama City.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, you have a kid get in trouble there?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

But what city's gonna step up and go, hey, we'll take you?

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

It used to be just Daytona, right. It was just Daytona beach and now they're all outside of Florida. Now they're in Mexico. Everybody's going to Cancun.

[Chick McGee]

You can't still drive on the beach in Daytona, can you? Or could.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Can you?

[Christy Lee]

Can you really?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's kind of cool.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a. I spent a spring break in Cancun and in Gulf Shores, Alabama. We had fun.

[Chick McGee]

Did you get laid?

[Josh Arnold]

No. Neither place.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I was totally fine with not getting laid. It was Jamaica.

[Tom Griswold]

With anybody?

[Chick McGee]

Anybody?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I didn't kiss anybody on those.

[Chick McGee]

Guy or girl?

[Josh Arnold]

I really didn't.

[Unknown Speaker]

It was late in the store.

[Tom Griswold]

Could you move on, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm sorry. They were having a.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't like hearing about your friends making out. I love you.

[Christy Lee]

Don't like spring break.

[Josh Arnold]

My buddy's like, yeah, I met a girl and we made out.

[Unknown Speaker]

I'm like, yeah, that's what you're there for, just love.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I hope when my son was in jail there, he didn't make out.

[Chick McGee]

Any money, any stinky finger, anything.

[Christy Lee]

Do you ever go on spring break, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I did. I went to Orlando in my freshman year in college.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it was called Boys State.

[Unknown Speaker]

We couldn't find the beach.

[Chick McGee]

We have a government. Of course. I was. I was elected president.

[Josh Arnold]

I was never a guy that girls wanted to hook up with. Well, I mean, there was plenty of that, but. But what? I was more of a. After they. After they knew me for two or three months, they wanted to hook up. Up with me. I always. It always took me a while to worm into there after they'd seen.

[Tom Griswold]

After they'd seen you passing out $50 bills.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's spring break. I'm not the spring break hookup guy.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not the bathing suit guy?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was always the hot, crazy, muscular dudes that were.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Hey, there's a beer out there called New Brew. It's not your average beer. It's a Singapore blonde ale made with recycled sewage. The alcoholic beverage is a collaboration between the country's national water agency, pub and local craft brewery, brewer. Brewer. It's.

[Josh Arnold]

What country? This country.

[Christy Lee]

It's in Singapore. It says, oh, Singapore.

[Josh Arnold]

If it was American sewage, I'd drink it. I'm not drinking Singapore sewage.

[Christy Lee]

The beer which. Some jokes.

[Chick McGee]

Something about our sewage that seems better than Singapore, isn't there?

[Christy Lee]

Sewage beer was one of many examples. Examples of environmental innovations on display during last year's climate talks in Azerbaijan. Mr. Chu Wee Leon recently purchased the beer from a supermarket and said, quote, I seriously couldn't tell that this was made of toilet water. It tastes just like beer. And I like beer.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I. I said Schlitz. Schlitz.

[Josh Arnold]

So long as it doesn't look like Goldschlager.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, the flakes.

[Tom Griswold]

Poop. Yeah. This is.

[Unknown Speaker]

Did we run out of hops?

[Tom Griswold]

This is fam. They famously have a water Shortage there. So they have a whole. This is supposed to be the cleanest recycled water in the world.

[Christy Lee]

In Singapore.

[Tom Griswold]

In Singapore, yes. That's a big. There was. They showed them drinking the water and it's supposed to be the purest of all the attempts to recycle. It's just, I think if they didn't tell you where it came from, you'd be a lot happier. You know what I'm saying?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think they do have to say be honest about.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, they. Obviously it's. It's tested and I. The one guy. Did you quote the one guy that said it tasted like beer? Yeah, yeah. No notes. One of the things. Notes of. Notes of citrus. Oh, and of a colonoscopy test.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. He said, trying to change the subject. Tom, did you say you didn't use eggs for your Easter egg hunt, you had to use plastic eggs?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's correct.

[Chick McGee]

This is someone that just texted us. His name's Brad. He said, one year at our church Easter egg hunt, my cousins caught a field mouse and put it inside a plastic egg. One of their sisters got it. It. And dot, dot, dot, hilarity ensued. Those are. He said, those are air holes.

[Christy Lee]

So you can keep living things. I'm not kidding. In the plastic bags.

[Unknown Speaker]

What do people put in there?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I think Christy may have been right with chicks.

[Unknown Speaker]

Oh, right, you're right.

[Christy Lee]

Don't give baby chicks.

[Unknown Speaker]

I've seen that, though.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they do. When else are you going to give it? Yeah, baby chick.

[Josh Arnold]

You always see them. Attractor supply and stuff. Yeah, baby chicks are very. And delicious.

[Chick McGee]

Give me a half dozen. You think? Feels good.

[Unknown Speaker]

Oh, baby chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Put six in the air fryer.

[Unknown Speaker]

They don't call it that. Call it something else.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, a couple quick things coming up. We have an unusual. Anybody see the deep sea squid video over the weekend?

[Chick McGee]

Hideous.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a very, very big. The first time ever they photographed one of these things, one of the giants.

[Chick McGee]

This is like the second time in the past couple weeks that something that normally real, really deep in the ocean has come up to the surface.

[Christy Lee]

Not a good sign, kids.

[Tom Griswold]

They've got. This isn't at the surface. They've got a camera way, way down. But we'll get to that coming up. Right now, this portion of the Bob and Tom show is brought to you by Better Help. Let's talk some numbers here in person. Therapy can cost anywhere from 100 bucks to 250 bucks per 50 minute session. Typically that can add up fast and BetterHelp is all about accessing therapy online and the cost is significantly lower, up to 50% lower. Find out what I'm talking about by visiting betterhelp.com and I suggest you go to betterhelp.com btshow because that'll knock 10% off your first month off the already significantly lower price. Your well being is worth it. Therapy extraordinarily helpful. It's not a luxury. And online therapy makes it so much easier because you don't have to go across town, you don't have to get into a room with some stranger if you're nervous about it the first time because it's all done online. And by the way, you'll get assigned to a therapist after filling out a little bit of a questionnaire. And they have more than 30,000 therapists participating from a variety of backgrounds with a variety of specialties. And by the way, if you want to switch therapists anytime, no additional fee, it's all about convenience and about helping yourself. So join a session with a click of a button. It's about doing it where you want to do it and when you want to do it. So you could do it sitting in your car in the parking lot. You could close the door to your office. You could be on a job site and walk away from the crew just for a little bit of time to work on yourself. It's called BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.com btshow today to get 10% off your first month. Month. That's BetterHelp. H E L P betterhelp.com btshow the sports to the Bob and Tom show brought to you by BetterHelp. Coming up, we have squid donuts, dogs not in the same story. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bobandtom.com contest rules rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see Contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Few minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Unknown Speaker]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This has been Chick McGee, Spring speaking. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Jake.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

It's good to see you.

[Chick McGee]

Want to hear Bruce Bochi grunt? I think we all.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure, who wouldn't?

[Christy Lee]

That's how he. Never mind.

[Josh Arnold]

That's his old grunt.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I almost said something a little dirtier.

[Chick McGee]

Now get off, people.

[Tom Griswold]

Is anyone watching the TV show called the Pit?

[Chick McGee]

I am. I watch the whole thing.

[Tom Griswold]

It's don't. Yeah. Great.

[Chick McGee]

It's wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And apparently the. It's a.

[Chick McGee]

It's a story a little hard to watch at times.

[Tom Griswold]

It's about an emergency room and is.

[Josh Arnold]

I finally a show about an emergency room.

[Unknown Speaker]

A hospital drama.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. We needed another one of those. Like we needed a hole in the skull.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I was gonna say some nice things about it. It. Each hour of the show is an hour of the same day at least. So far I haven't watched the whole thing, but our friend Drew Powell's in it.

[Josh Arnold]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, he's awful, actually. So wooden.

[Chick McGee]

You're just hitting all the high points, aren't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Unbelievable, isn't it? I bring it up.

[Chick McGee]

Why do you upset him?

[Christy Lee]

I'm glad that you are enjoying the program.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's a couple of really cool things about it. One of them is you just. Who was just mentioning that there was a mouse in an Easter egg.

[Christy Lee]

That was our letter. We had a text.

[Chick McGee]

A guy named Brad, I think there's.

[Tom Griswold]

A scene in which. I don't want to give anything away, but.

[Josh Arnold]

But here's what happens in the whole. There's every detail.

[Unknown Speaker]

The scene up the key, sir.

[Chick McGee]

They've like set a record.

[Tom Griswold]

Unbelievable. Like, you know, I'm not going to tell you.

[Josh Arnold]

We win.

[Chick McGee]

Three of the actresses are like. One's Brian Cranston's daughter and one's Brad. Brad Darif from Cuckoo's Nest.

[Christy Lee]

They're all Nepo babies.

[Chick McGee]

His daughter.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one? She.

[Chick McGee]

I can't. The one who wears the.

[Unknown Speaker]

The one in the scrub.

[Josh Arnold]

Fiona Deri. She's a terrific actress.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The one that wears the ankle. Ankle bracelet.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, she's great. Yeah. She's the snarky one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And the one who looks bookish and has the special needs sister. That's Brian Cranston.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, she's great. What a great character.

[Chick McGee]

It's the.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the best show I've seen in ages.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

That says a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

But. Although I don't watch that all that much. But I mean, I. I just. Someone told me it was good and it's. It's terrific. I was reading that the really gory on the set. All of the. They have real emergency room doctors and they can overrule anything in the screen script.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

To keep. And it's. It is realistic.

[Josh Arnold]

Buckle up, people. This is what we're going to hear about for the next three Weeks.

[Chick McGee]

How gory it is because.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Josh, Tell me more about casting. I don't mean. I don't mean in Hollywood. I mean fish.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there are many different techniques about the flipping. Oh, yeah, you get. Oh, boy. Yesterday, Jeff goes, so what is a, you know, flipping a jig. Exactly. And I was talking about. And the poor. The car had to hear about it.

[Unknown Speaker]

I didn't mind.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw you clutching or grabbing for the door handle every.

[Unknown Speaker]

Now jump out.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sure.

[Chick McGee]

So what is the most involved or longest name that you have for one of your specialized lures? Does it go like the. The blue, purple, Red Monster?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, There's a lot of stuff like that. The one I like saying is Whopper Plopper, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the Whopper Pl.

[Josh Arnold]

That's one of your.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, we were. Sounds like an event in the tour.

[Unknown Speaker]

We were driving to Northwood after the flight. Of course, we had an hour and a half drive and all three of us were looking at ponds going, oh, look at that.

[Josh Arnold]

It was nerdy. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. So I'm sorry, I will not discuss anything else about that TV show.

[Christy Lee]

I just thought it was really good.

[Chick McGee]

It's on Max, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now.

[Chick McGee]

Or whatever they're calling.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, we had a new story, Christy, about was it. Singapore is famous for their recycled water and supposedly it's the best in the world. They were at the climate talks, talking about how they've taken sewage, they recycle it into pure clean water, and then they make. And the mayor famously was drinking the water, but they're making it into a beer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. New beer. New brew.

[Tom Griswold]

New brew, it's called. And they were showcasing it, I guess at this thing in December and somewhere in Azerbaijan. But it reminded me that we were on this much earlier. Earlier here on the Bob and Tom show, as you'll see here.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, beer drinkers, do you find that your beer not only it binds you up, you need a beer that will help you loosen up. Introducing the beer that not only tastes great, it packs a mega high fiber wallop. It's the first beer that's also a laxative. We call it Shats. S H a T apostrophe S Shat. All the cats tip their hats to.

[Josh Arnold]

The man who's drinking Shats, the man.

[Chick McGee]

Who needs some fiber in his brew. Shat and Bear. When all is said and done, we're not yet number one, but Shatz is always number two.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, I'm Phil 3 from the Schatz Brewing Company. Pour yourself a Shatz and see why it's making a splash all over the country. Shat's the laxative beer. Schatz is brewed with the highest quality hops and barley. Then we add our secret ingredient, whole kernel corn. Not too much, just a pinch. Every Shatz beer is fortified with 12 essential vitamins. So you're always guaranteed, guaranteed a good, healthy Shatz. Shatz is available in the 6 ounce Little Squirt or the 64 ounce Big Lager. And every Schatz is tapered at one end so your can won't slam shut. We here at Shat's are saddened by the recent passing of Adolf Shat, founder of the Shat Family Brewery, better known as the Old Brick Shat House. In fact, Adolf loved his his beer so much, his last wish was to be interred in a giant vat of Shats. So come on, when it's time to take a load off, crack open a Shats.

[Chick McGee]

You will say hooray. Cause relief is on its way. No more irregularity for you. Give a Shatz a pop and soon.

[Josh Arnold]

You'Ll hear a plop.

[Chick McGee]

Schatz is nature's perfect brew. Shatz, don't just take any beer, take a Shatz. And for you teetotalers, try our new high fiber, non alcoholic beer. We call it o'stool. Oh, stools. Sample one today. And don't forget, check Shat's Light, Shat's Dark. And for those with diverticulitis, proctitis and polyposis, doctors direct them to try new Shat's Red Shat's Beard, a division of Frigamol Industries, Flushing, New York.

[Christy Lee]

That is disgusting. Yeah, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to thank my friend, the late doctor, Dr. Cordell, for the last couple lines of that. He.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he told you that?

[Tom Griswold]

He told me to add the polyposis. Bill, we will always miss you. You were the best. Speaking of ER docs, by the way, now we are going to conclude today's program.

[Christy Lee]

We are later.

[Tom Griswold]

I just want to see if you guys are paying attention. Messed up.

[Chick McGee]

You're out on your feet today.

[Christy Lee]

It's a long holiday weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Holy heck.

[Christy Lee]

Did you have a big celebration at your house? Did you have Easter dinner? Jamaican feast?

[Tom Griswold]

We did an Easter brunch downtown.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, lovely, lovely. Boy, those can get busy.

[Tom Griswold]

I had. Josh, I, I, I think you're the one that agrees with me that the greatest cereal ever made is Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

[Josh Arnold]

It is?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I had Cinnamon Toast, Cinnamon toast, French toast, oh, that's with. Part of it is then they have actual cinnamon toast crunch on top of it.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

And syrup. And I have been kind of on this no sugar diet I'm doing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So for the rest of the day, I was flying. It was like I'd had 40 cups of coffee. It had to be the sugar.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It was the greatest thing I've ever.

[Christy Lee]

I know you make fun of me, but I made the most amazing French toast casserole. And the key, brioche bread, I want you to know.

[Josh Arnold]

Very good.

[Christy Lee]

It was wonderful. It doesn't hurt that I serve five bottles of champagne, too.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever done that? Hawaiian. Hawaiian bread for a week. Made Hawaiian bread that's.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the king's bread.

[Tom Griswold]

Also very tasty toast.

[Chick McGee]

You like a thin pancake, but you'll eat French toast. But you don't like waffles.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. I like French toast very much. I. I do it without the cigarettes, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Cigarettes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's French. It's French.

[Chick McGee]

If you want it traditional.

[Tom Griswold]

Every. Every hack French joker, there's little white flags.

[Chick McGee]

You have to put your.

[Tom Griswold]

No, there's not bad teeth. Bad teeth are in England. I was having an English muffin. They're designed so you can bite them.

[Josh Arnold]

And, you know, I read this article about how, like, there's a reason English people have bad teeth. It has something to do with their dental care and how you have to wait so long to see a dentist. It was really fascinating. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So that I can keep doing that hack joke.

[Josh Arnold]

The article was also about how you shouldn't joke about it because there's, like, a real issue.

[Christy Lee]

People are very upset.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what I say?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. Jokes bring attention to real issues. I think we can make that boring argument. Okay, good. Now, coming up, we have this really cool squid story. We have a doggy on the roof. And we have how much is that.

[Chick McGee]

Doggy on the roof?

[Tom Griswold]

And we have astronomy news. Okay, it's all happening.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a tourist.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe.

[Tom Griswold]

Its debut in about a week.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hi, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

How the heck are you?

[Chick McGee]

I'm all right. He's over there at the IH Steven Singer Sidekick Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGee and. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Good to see you, sir.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of people weighing in on the holes in the plastic Easter eggs.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. We're finding out exactly what those are for.

[Christy Lee]

Well, not exactly, but we have a lot of people that use them for different things.

[Josh Arnold]

I see. I see.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently, the holes are so that the eggs close easier and don't trap air.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Christy Lee]

The holes are also for putting fishing line in and hanging them from trees or whatnot.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Or you can use them for suckers. You can have the little stick. Stick out. You can stick them in the ground.

[Josh Arnold]

Seems like a good idea.

[Christy Lee]

In the inside.

[Unknown Speaker]

That's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Those all make sense.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And we're gonna leave it at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Versatile. Very versatile. The plastic eggs have become.

[Christy Lee]

And you can put live chicks.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

No, I was kidding. You can put live chicks in them.

[Josh Arnold]

Or spiders. That's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Don't.

[Christy Lee]

Spiders.

[Unknown Speaker]

Baby snakes.

[Tom Griswold]

Regardless of the administration, whatever your politics are, I'd like to say do not approve of doing the Easter egg hunt at the White House the Monday after Easter. Easter.

[Christy Lee]

And why do they call it a roll, not a hunt? Because they don't. They roll the eggs. They don't really hide them, do they?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Isn't it just kind of a race?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Isn't it like that?

[Chick McGee]

Well, there's always been a problem with the word hunt, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, after Nixon. Hunt.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

He stumbled all over.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

What was that guy's name?

[Chick McGee]

E. Howard Hunt.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

What the E stand for? Tom? Do you remember that Hard Hunt.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't matter.

[Chick McGee]

Ephraim.

[Tom Griswold]

Ephraim Symbolist Hunt iii. We have Kristi Lee. She's at the SILAC insurance news desk. What you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Fire crews in Connecticut rescued a small dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

That got onto the roof of a two and a half story home. According to the Hartford Fire Department, the dog got onto the porch roof through an open attic window before jumping onto the home's roof trying to sunbathe.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Firefighters use their ladder truck to safely get the dog down.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys think it's funny if a dog is holding one of those reflective tri. Tri panel.

[Tom Griswold]

Hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, absolutely. Maybe some glasses down on. Sunglasses down on his.

[Tom Griswold]

You know. You know how they found the dog?

[Josh Arnold]

How?

[Tom Griswold]

He called it out. He told him where he was.

[Unknown Speaker]

Roof.

[Chick McGee]

That is one of the son of a guy.

[Josh Arnold]

And how does sandpaper feel?

[Unknown Speaker]

Come on, he can talk.

[Chick McGee]

It never ends with a classic joke.

[Tom Griswold]

And then the dog goes. Maybe I should have said DiMaggio. It's a babe Ruth joke. Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

Never mind indeed.

[Josh Arnold]

So they got the dog off the roof?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they sure did. And the Chief made a.

[Tom Griswold]

The reason I picked this story. I know it seems like a dumb story, but read the last line.

[Christy Lee]

District Chief Mario Ogwendo Jr told WFSB TV quote. Based on his bravery, climbing and uncomfortability being on that roof, I may have to offer this puppy a job.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that sweet?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, hire him. Why not?

[Tom Griswold]

Little doggy up there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I thought all firehouses had a dog. Isn't that part of the deal?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, see, Maybe I'd make it Hiram. I don't know what kind of dog it was.

[Chick McGee]

There was a reason. There was a reason they had Dalmatians. Something to do with the horses.

[Josh Arnold]

There was. I forget what that was.

[Chick McGee]

Keep something away from biting their legs or something.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, something like that.

[Christy Lee]

A creature known as the Colossal Squid has been caught on camera for the first time.

[Josh Arnold]

Very elusive.

[Christy Lee]

An international team of researchers steering a remotely operated submersible Percival observed the juvenile squid. Measuring about 1 foot in length at a depth of 1968ft in the south Atlantic Ocean.

[Chick McGee]

It's a juvie squid.

[Christy Lee]

Yaga's full grown adult Colossal squids which scientists have uncovered from the bellies of whales and seabirds.

[Chick McGee]

Oh God.

[Christy Lee]

Can reach lengths of up to 23ft when full grown. They're considered to be the world's largest known invertebrates.

[Josh Arnold]

They'll attack us. A whale. Whale.

[Christy Lee]

A squid.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

It's been known to kill whales.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the first time I've ever photographed one alive apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's juvenile.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. That, that we have. We're looking at a picture of it right now. And it's really weird. Looks like a ghost. You can see through it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're weird.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a little baby guy. It's only a foot, but you know, imagine a 23 foot one of those.

[Josh Arnold]

The deeper you go down the. The weirder things get.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's discovery.

[Christy Lee]

Amazing.

[Chick McGee]

I tell you. I wonder how I wouldn't be scared of him. I got him on land, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

See what he's got then, right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Be a slug. I just like the name. What if they find a bigger species? Because this one. Because they've got the giant squid. This one's called a Colossal Squid. What? What? What? Josh? What would be bigger than a Colossal one?

[Josh Arnold]

A super duper gigantic is.

[Tom Griswold]

Is. Is gargantuan. Bigger than Colossal.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going to say yes.

[Chick McGee]

How do you feel about the word mondo? Mondo Squid. Mega. Mega squid.

[Christy Lee]

I like mondo.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what mondo means?

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Big. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like it. Sounds like it means something.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there, is there a like sort of a tier of those where you can. Is gargantuan bigger than colossal?

[Josh Arnold]

It seems like it would be.

[Tom Griswold]

But are they all kind of just generically very big?

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's how it is now.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't they just go with like clothing sizes? Double X X triple x. Yeah. That's a 5x squid, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the story. Is the store for big and tall still out there?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Heck yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You have casual whale, a casual male. You have torrit. I mean torrid. And you have fat asses. That's a new chain where they just don't beat around the bush.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

And it's doing the best.

[Chick McGee]

No nonsense.

[Christy Lee]

They still call it big and tall, though.

[Josh Arnold]

I think so.

[Unknown Speaker]

There's one here in town.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there was the, it was, there was one called the Style Store for Big and Tall.

[Chick McGee]

That was a real nice store. They had a lot of nice things there. They really did.

[Tom Griswold]

And then they merged with members only.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they became the Style Store for men with big members only.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I, I, that's how I met what I thought. I thought we were going to have a conversation like people. But no, apparently not.

[Unknown Speaker]

I go to fatty fatty 2 2x4.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

To get some penis.

[Josh Arnold]

I go to boom baba boom B.

[Tom Griswold]

I've always thought at Disney World they should have a store that just sells XL double X, triple X. Because if you go there, there are a lot of people that are of a certain size.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, fat. Fat people love amusement parks.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, did it wouldn't like, like what's, who's it, who's the big fat guy? Babalu. What's his name? Who is that?

[Unknown Speaker]

Ricky Ricardo.

[Christy Lee]

What are you talking about? At Disney World.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's the big bear?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, balloon.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He knows what it is. He's trying to draw us into a stupid scenario.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that'd be cool.

[Josh Arnold]

I think they do have larger sizes at Disney, don't they?

[Christy Lee]

But not a store especially.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Blues. Big and tall. I think that, Honestly, I think that's a great idea. I really do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, because people of a certain girth, of course they know they could.

[Josh Arnold]

Or height. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Astronomers using the James Webb Space Telescope have detected potential signs of life.

[Chick McGee]

Do you say a James Webb Telescope James Webb.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Signs of life? Possibly.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. Once again the Jack Webb Telescope on exoplanet. Josh, you know the Jack Web Telescope. You can see dirty hippies back here on Earth.

[Chick McGee]

It makes him happy.

[Tom Griswold]

It brings joy to me. Yes, for the four people that get that joke. You're welcome.

[Christy Lee]

They've detected potential signs of Life on exoplanet K2 18b.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, exoplanet sounds like a superhero. Marvel plot point.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, located 120 light years away.

[Tom Griswold]

So we're not gonna get there for a while.

[Christy Lee]

They found chemical traces of two compounds produced by life on Earth, mainly by marine microbes. K2 18B lies in the habitable zone and has earlier shown methane and carbon dioxide in its atmosphere.

[Tom Griswold]

So we're discovering alien farts?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Methane. Who's going.

[Christy Lee]

The detected levels of the chemicals are thousands of times higher than Earth's. While non biological processes could explain their presence.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

This marks the strongest hint yet of life beyond our solar system.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't we send Katy Perry there? She's already an astronaut. I wondered about an astronaut.

[Chick McGee]

Now, who wants to go to space?

[Tom Griswold]

What's the name of the planet again?

[Christy Lee]

It is K2 118B. I shorten it to K2 18B.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, better give it a catchier name. Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's not very fun.

[Josh Arnold]

How about Fart Place? Because it's all methane.

[Unknown Speaker]

Fart Place. What do you think about that?

[Christy Lee]

Fart Topia.

[Unknown Speaker]

Farto.

[Josh Arnold]

Because Uranus is already taken, right?

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Unknown Speaker]

I know mine is taken.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Now it's time to talk about that perfect gift for Mother's Day. Wait a second. I look around the room. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, your mom, she's alive and well?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And with her man. Rich.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think it's probably time for you to get her a nice gift. And my buddy Stephen Singer's got you just the thing. This year for Mother's Day, it's something brand new, a limited edition. The 24 karat gold dipped blue moon rose for Mother's Day from Steven Singer. Now, what am I talking about? Well, it's a real rose dipped in 24 karat gold. And it's kind of, what would you say, Christy? Kind of an aquamarine.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's a beautiful color of blue.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the blue moon rose. And by the way, Stephen, we were talking to him last week. This is a limited edition. It will not be restocked. Last year they ran out. So you've got a little bit of time before Mother's Day. But I'd get on it today. And this is not a flower that will die. This is a flower that will last forever. Of course, it has the Steven Singer lifetime guarantee. It comes in a beautiful gift box and a beautiful personalized Mother's Day note on nice stock.

[Josh Arnold]

The only thing that'll last longer than this flower, Mother's love.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Josh. And now Christy Lee is sporting, if I'm not mistaken, the At Last Break bracelet.

[Christy Lee]

I sure am. Look how beautiful that is.

[Tom Griswold]

That is great. Now, as I've said before, if the mother in question is also your lover, if you will, and that's sick.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's in other words, the father of.

[Christy Lee]

Your mother of your children.

[Tom Griswold]

Every time I try to get this done, I get stepped on. The point is you could get her the atlas bracelet, have a dangling from the beautiful blue moon rose and then, then you're gonna call me Monday to thank me. Yeah, we're gonna be just full of letters the Monday after Mother's Day. Thank you, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she has down there, Pierce.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a love fest.

[Chick McGee]

Something interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sorry, Stephen, erase that last part.

[Josh Arnold]

I even do down there.

[Tom Griswold]

Excuse me, I'm talking here. I hate stevensinger.com is the place shipping is always free. He's got the famous Stephen Singer guarantee. The jewelry, real diamonds, etc. Etc. I hate stevensinger.com. thank you, sir. Say hi to his dog Buddy for us. Coming up, we have donuts in the news.

[Josh Arnold]

He looked right at me. And rightfully so. It is one of my favorites.

[Chick McGee]

Are they donuts or donuts?

[Tom Griswold]

They're donuts, all right. And you'll see they.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, put it this way.

[Tom Griswold]

This may be the first time donuts responsible for. For some serious injuries. I left that part out of the story. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, hello. Hello. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh. Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a terrific letter here and I look forward to sharing it with you all.

[Christy Lee]

Look forward to hearing it.

[Chick McGee]

I hate Steven Singer, Sidekick, chair. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. And here's Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

I defer to you, Josh, for a terrific letter.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, if you remember correctly, earlier this morning we had a letter a gentleman wrote in saying that he had drawn A picture in school? Yes, of his teacher and the custodian in a compromising position.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And he had posted it up in the bathroom and it got him in trouble. And we kind of talked about how underappreciated custodians are and how wonderful they are. And they are. Well, Kim writes in. She says, when I was 12 years old, I went to my soon, soon to be sister in law's bridal shower.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

The hostess had gotten a stripper. This is crazy that a 12 year old was going to this. But anyway, my mom sent me upstairs. Of course, while the stripper was walking downstairs.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

As we passed in the stairwell, I looked up. The stripper was our school custodian. Needless to say, the next day was a little bit awkward.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

So the custodian, moonlight moonlit, I suppose is side hustle. Yeah. As a stripper.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's great. Well, hi, Mr. Herman. Are you wearing the leather underpants like you had on yesterday, sir?

[Chick McGee]

Well, he must be in great shape.

[Josh Arnold]

I was gonna say, I love the idea. A hot janitor. Yeah, you know, like. No, you never hear. You always hear people talk about, oh, yeah, there was a hot teacher. There was a.

[Christy Lee]

You don't talk about the hot custodian, do you?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure there's many out there.

[Josh Arnold]

Did anybody have a hot school nurse?

[Unknown Speaker]

No, not me.

[Josh Arnold]

Same here. Same here. I wonder if it's illegal to have a hot school nurse. If they just go, look, this is just going to.

[Chick McGee]

Cause I think what you're talking about about there is illegal to hire that way, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

But if they just went, hey, look, we got to pass a law because we can't have boys just going to.

[Tom Griswold]

The nurse every two minutes. I got.

[Unknown Speaker]

I got a boo boo kiss.

[Chick McGee]

Does this feel swollen to you, Nerf?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I see. Let's go back to the Silac Insurance news desk with Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Firefighters on Staten island battled a three alarm blaze caused by a man who set two rubber sex toys on fire.

[Tom Griswold]

Now wait till you hear this. This gets better.

[Chick McGee]

Hot.

[Christy Lee]

According to the NBC, the fire engulfed at least two homes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

37 year old man Harry Torres, now accused of starting the blaze. He told fire marshal Joseph Conforti, I started the fire. I was in the backyard at my house and I lit two sex toys on fire.

[Chick McGee]

You know, like you do.

[Christy Lee]

Arrested. Charged with arson, reckless endangerment and criminal mischief. A source familiar with the case told us that the sex toys in question resemble a part of the female anatomy. The suspect was taken into custody wearing Just a bathrobe and slippers. The smoke condition was so intense, it prompted a notification from the city's Notify New York City alert system that said expect smoke and traffic delays in the area. People nearby avoid smoke and closure windows.

[Chick McGee]

So. Holy heck.

[Tom Griswold]

What's going on here?

[Christy Lee]

He was really mad at her.

[Chick McGee]

How did it keep. He must have gotten the backyard on fire. The whole thing.

[Christy Lee]

Must have.

[Josh Arnold]

Geez.

[Christy Lee]

Or did he get caught with them and she said, you better burn them.

[Unknown Speaker]

No, he's not getting any. He's mad at the devices. I bet.

[Christy Lee]

How can you get mad at a device?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the device was female, though.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Oh, yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

Doesn't make any sense.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[Josh Arnold]

A burning bush.

[Tom Griswold]

Hot ass.

[Josh Arnold]

Briefly. Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

And then guys are on fire.

[Tom Griswold]

Burning.

[Chick McGee]

Burning bush. Easter, Right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Religious. He.

[Chick McGee]

But he.

[Tom Griswold]

He go, this is what's killing me. He confesses to the cops right away and they take him away in his bathrobe.

[Josh Arnold]

And they do. He was in his bathroom slippers.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I love it. What a weird dirt.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What's going on with this guy?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

How did it catch fire? Was it. There.

[Josh Arnold]

Was.

[Unknown Speaker]

It's a rubber.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see. He must have.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. A couple of rubber. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It wasn't a full body doll. Right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, just.

[Tom Griswold]

Just the genitals.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe he was trying to celebrate his two favorite artists, Georgia O'Keefe and Dali. Just wanted a couple.

[Tom Griswold]

Melting.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's very good. That still doesn't explain all the smoke and fire from those two.

[Josh Arnold]

It must have taken.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like. It's like lighting a tire on fire, I would assume.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, but they're not as big as a tire.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe a nearby shed caught. Who knows?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, must have.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, a lot of problems.

[Christy Lee]

An Ohio driver is accused of causing a three car collision while reaching for his coffee after dropping a donut.

[Chick McGee]

They often do. Damn Ohioans.

[Christy Lee]

Ohio State trooper William Head.

[Chick McGee]

The man.

[Josh Arnold]

First thing he said was. Is the donut.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, Said a man. See, officer said that man sideswiped an oncoming vehicle before hitting another.

[Chick McGee]

But you don't understand, officer. I was trying to save my donut.

[Christy Lee]

Troopers at the scene that he was unfamiliar with the area and he was reaching for his coffee when he dropped a donut. He's charged with causing a crash. Crash. And was cited for failing to stay in his lane and distracted driving.

[Tom Griswold]

Duncan driving. Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

He was arrested for Duncan driving.

[Tom Griswold]

Dui. I liked it too. How many times have you dropped something and he could reach down to get it? And I was. Oh, dear God. I'm going head on into the other lane.

[Christy Lee]

This happened to me the other day when we had that horrible storm. And that was a tree lying in the middle of the road.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody called to tell us about that.

[Unknown Speaker]

Oh, that was scary.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And I had. I looked down just to hit my radio or something. I look up.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah, same here.

[Tom Griswold]

So awful.

[Chick McGee]

And it almost worked, too. Maybe next time.

[Tom Griswold]

It was just the one donut that.

[Christy Lee]

It just says one donut. I don't know how many ad.

[Josh Arnold]

You think it was a donut.

[Christy Lee]

Those are donuts.

[Tom Griswold]

What is a donut?

[Chick McGee]

Donut.

[Josh Arnold]

The Hostess Hostess donuts.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the little white donuts.

[Josh Arnold]

Or chocolate or crunch or. They're all good, aren't they?

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah, they are pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

Do they have a coconut?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's kind of the crunch. Coconut. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, they're good. I am.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're a. If. What do you call if you're a motorcycle cop in Ohio? Yeah, it's usually because you got a dui. Do they. Do they give you little buckeye stickers for your helmet every time you make an arrest?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, like they do in football. That's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Did Ohio State start that?

[Unknown Speaker]

Notre Dame has that too, too.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know who started it, but a bunch of the teams do it. I think Michigan has little footballs, little yellow footballs they put on theirs. And there's also.

[Christy Lee]

What do they signify?

[Chick McGee]

Big plays, touchdowns.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Sticker worthy moments, stuff like that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're like getting gold stars.

[Josh Arnold]

I would refuse. No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

I act like you've been there before? I don't need a sticker to tell me that I did.

[Chick McGee]

Well, a buckeye leaf.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not in second grade.

[Tom Griswold]

Great. Wow.

[Unknown Speaker]

I haven't just cleaned my plate.

[Chick McGee]

I can tell that you two might not have what it takes to be a member of a team. That's interesting. Very, very interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't that just tell the other team, though, that, hey, the guy just came out of 70 stickers. He must suck.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they're gonna know, though. If they're watching film ding dong about the other team, they're gonna know. Well, I'll remember, man. We're not sure, but look out for the guy with the most. He's very good.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think that would be the. Yeah, I think that'd be exactly how it worked.

[Chick McGee]

Of course you would.

[Josh Arnold]

These are.

[Tom Griswold]

These are student athletes. They're busy studying. Oh, wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Not anymore. They're busy negotiating contracts.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. This was A fair question, if you're just joining us.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. We are coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's great to be here. Christy Lee is at the Silac Insurance News.

[Christy Lee]

Are we going to do history today or.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you want to do that?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we could I.

[Chick McGee]

A suggestion in the old place.

[Christy Lee]

Today is April. We can wait till the next.

[Chick McGee]

Shut up about it. April 21.

[Tom Griswold]

What happened to our music?

[Josh Arnold]

That sounds good.

[Unknown Speaker]

Show's falling apart.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Quiz form.

[Chick McGee]

Quiz form.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, fail this.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, I'm going to give this one to you.

[Chick McGee]

This. Can we buzz in if we. Why can't we buzz in?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't interrupt Christie. 753 BC yeah, sure. Was the countdown.

[Chick McGee]

Rocco up. And somebody walked around going, hey, what are we counting down to?

[Tom Griswold]

Does anybody know?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I've always wondered about that, but go on.

[Tom Griswold]

Romulus and Remus. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Why are you mad that you got it right?

[Chick McGee]

Well, you don't.

[Unknown Speaker]

That was it.

[Tom Griswold]

It.

[Chick McGee]

You don't. That's not knowledge. That's just an old saying. Romulus and Remus, like, what did they do? Yin and yang. Yeah. Yeah. You're so smart. What did the brothers write?

[Unknown Speaker]

They had a hell of a debut album is what they did.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what they did. But they were in Greek mythology, were they not? And they were.

[Chick McGee]

They.

[Tom Griswold]

They found Paul Romulus. It's pretty easy to find if you're walking around Italy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they found it, I think is.

[Tom Griswold]

The phrase that you.

[Christy Lee]

Any trouble finding it found in Rome.

[Tom Griswold]

You see?

[Christy Lee]

Founded Rome.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what happened?

[Josh Arnold]

Remus was. How come we don't name it Ream? I'll tell you why.

[Unknown Speaker]

Let's go to war first.

[Tom Griswold]

1789. What happened to John Adams?

[Christy Lee]

1789.

[Josh Arnold]

And he became president.

[Tom Griswold]

No. 1789.

[Josh Arnold]

What the hell?

[Chick McGee]

What? What?

[Josh Arnold]

That's not right.

[Chick McGee]

As me. Oh, he died?

[Tom Griswold]

No, he became the first vice president.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Pretty sure he died. 17.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see, on this date in 1865. Oh, this is Abraham Lincoln's funeral. Train left Washington, went on 180 city tour. It was. They had people following him around, the original Deadheads. You know, that's.

[Unknown Speaker]

That's pretty funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Tie, dyed canvas shirts.

[Chick McGee]

Really fun. Okay, here we go with a hole in my head.

[Tom Griswold]

1960. Christy, what happened? What became the capital of Brazil?

[Christy Lee]

The capital of Brazil?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, Sao Paulo. Can I get Brazil? Yeah. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't that sound like a large boobed Japanese monster?

[Chick McGee]

And Mothra and Rodan.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at the jugs on that monster.

[Josh Arnold]

Monster.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm failing.

[Josh Arnold]

This is the worst thing to happen here since Vagzilla.

[Tom Griswold]

1993. This show debuted. Christy, this is again for you. You'll get this one.

[Chick McGee]

1993.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. On CBS. Walker, Texas Ranger.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that was. That was the show starring. Yeah, baby walk. Oh, don't say it, Christy.

[Unknown Speaker]

Don't say it.

[Christy Lee]

Chuck Norris.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And they're bringing it back next year with Chuck Norris. Yes, with a walker.

[Josh Arnold]

Needs a walker. Texas Ranger this week, new tennis balls.

[Tom Griswold]

Chuck's. Chuck's mobility aid.

[Unknown Speaker]

Ty was on fire.

[Tom Griswold]

He's like five in a row.

[Chick McGee]

Chuck Norris is close to 90, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

2,000. Thick theme. In 2016, the musical artist Prince.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think he passed away. I didn't know that.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think any of us should be on the radio.

[Tom Griswold]

I really don't. Many agree. And he officially became the artist formerly known as Prince. If you want to look at it from the bright side, that's funny. Happy birthday today going out to Queen Elizabeth ii. Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, yes, you can celebrate her.

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 1926, she would have been 99 today. Pop. Iggy Pop, the singer.

[Christy Lee]

Born 78.

[Tom Griswold]

1947.

[Chick McGee]

Now, if she were still alive, would she still be queen? Or would she have abdicated by now? I think she would have stuck.

[Christy Lee]

She would. No, I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Well.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you mean to give her son a chance.

[Chick McGee]

I think she would have stopped, maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

I think she would have stepped down and Kamala Harris would have taken.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that how that works when you get that old. Born in 1951. Tony Dan.

[Christy Lee]

Tony Danza.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Angela. Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Tony Danza.

[Unknown Speaker]

Oh, that is good.

[Josh Arnold]

Good boy. What did I do?

[Tom Griswold]

They're rebooting this show that he first started in.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's the big.

[Tom Griswold]

That's gonna be called Uber. Slightly different.

[Chick McGee]

You were doing so well bringing their.

[Tom Griswold]

Own car after the last.

[Chick McGee]

Last one.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay, Christy, this is a tough one. Born in 1959, Robert Smith.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he's lead singer of the Cure.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Christy Lee]

I just saw them a couple years ago. Yeah, Big fan of my. My kids are big fans.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that Wolfman? Jack's real name?

[Christy Lee]

Robert Smith.

[Chick McGee]

Is he big? It is, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Wolf Man.

[Chick McGee]

Same guy. The Wolf Man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Wolf Man. Who'd you listen to?

[Chick McGee]

The Wolf man or Bob Smith?

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Tony Romo.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wait a minute. Hold it. Tell me. Tony Romo. Oh, no, he's down. Jim. Oh, Jim, look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you're romophobic.

[Chick McGee]

He and his head. Separation agreement. Look at that.

[Josh Arnold]

We are not men. We are Robo.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. That pretty much covers everything that happened on this state in history, don't you?

[Christy Lee]

Well, thank you. That was very important.

[Chick McGee]

Romo. Homo.

[Josh Arnold]

Romo.

[Christy Lee]

Homo.

[Chick McGee]

Romo. No. Homo. Homo.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care what he does.

[Josh Arnold]

Not. Not.

[Unknown Speaker]

Didn't make it better.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't make it better. Did it really?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you don't have to promo love homo. You don't have to talk all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't remember his gay porn that he made? No.

[Chick McGee]

What was it?

[Josh Arnold]

When in Romo.

[Chick McGee]

When in Romo? Tom, your thoughts? Tom almost got a spit take all over his shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure he'd love that.

[Josh Arnold]

He got an STD though. So then the second movie was Romo is Burning.

[Tom Griswold]

Keep going. I'm loving these very.

[Josh Arnold]

Three, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Dudes.

[Josh Arnold]

And of course there's a B52s inspired sequel to those movies. Romo, if you want to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All good. Really? The they. They come in threes and so did the cast.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Why hasn't that happened yet? An openly gay NFL player, Major league baseball. I mean, there was.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there was a guy who played for Mizzou. Right? Who? A gay gentleman who came out college football and then. But I don't know. I don't think he went pro now.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple things coming up. We have a QR codes in the news and a very, very unusual way. But first, I forgot to tell you about this. The revolution will not be televised. What is the revolution? It is Java House.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody cares about Gil Scott Heron but you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great song. Java House is the all new coffee that we have. In fact, where have I got one? Right here. Here we go. It looks kind of like a Keurig cup, but it doesn't go in a machine. You just peel and pour.

[Chick McGee]

It's pour, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Concentrated coffee or tea. I prefer the black tea, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Or energy tea or energy?

[Tom Griswold]

Josh's favorite is what? Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

The Colombian medium roast is my favorite of the coffees, but their hot cocoa is the finest I've ever had.

[Tom Griswold]

Java House, how does it work? Well, you just peel and pour. You peel back the top of the pod and pour it in a cup of hot water or cold water. It's up to you if you're not in the mood for coffee. Once again, teas, lattes, energy drinks, hydration drinks, and of course, Josh's favorite, the hot cocoa. So there's something for everyone. This can Revolutionize the coffee room. It has here. We have the special hot water machine in there and we're ready to rock. So see what I'm talking about. Break up with the Keurig and check out javahouse.com and the key word you'll want to remember is this one. Bob and Tom to get 25% off your order. That's Java House promo code. Bob and Tom, all one word. The promo code. Once again, Bob and Tom to get 25% off your online order. Perfect for your house. Great for vacation when you hit the road, and great for the office. Java House. J A V A. Java House. The official coffee and the official refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show. Coming up, a QR code in a place you least expect to find it. Expect to find it, I should say. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Show, Sponsored in part by Java House. The official copy and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Shows coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

What's going on over there?

[Tom Griswold]

Got a nice letter here.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

It.

[Chick McGee]

Please share.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, gang. Just wanted to say great show Saturday night. That was Willie G, Jeff Osk, Josh and Patty G. Thanks for coming to Iowa.

[Josh Arnold]

You're welcome. Thanks for having us.

[Tom Griswold]

Writes Leonard Lenny along with his wife. They had a great time and they say rehash the show all the way home.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Leonard, the loyal listener. You got a bunch of great, great stuff from you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

You sure enjoyed it.

[Unknown Speaker]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Are you gonna keep talking about that damn show? Are we gonna just go home?

[Josh Arnold]

That's Leonard and his wife.

[Chick McGee]

That's Leonard and his wife.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't shut up about. I know you like that, Pat Godwin. I know.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, I saw how you were looking at that bartender.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Went back up there for another soda water.

[Unknown Speaker]

You got a shot on the side, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's just go back to Christy Lee. Have we missed anything? Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Tech Driven Memorial Company offering a new way to remember your loved ones by adding QR codes to gravestones that link directly to online video tributes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this has gotta. Yeah, that's been out there for a while. It has to.

[Christy Lee]

The company, which brands the service as the story of my life, collaborates with grieving families to collect meaningful content about the deceased, including photos, videos and personal antidotes. Using this material, anecdote the antidote is what you talk.

[Tom Griswold]

Take when. When Superman's around.

[Chick McGee]

I hope you don't get bitten by a snake here in the graveyard, because I have the antidote.

[Tom Griswold]

Would it be funny or just the opposite? Be even funnier. They bring him into the er he's bitten by a snake. Do you have the anecdote?

[Christy Lee]

He was walking through a field material.

[Chick McGee]

Very far on foot. So.

[Tom Griswold]

So the. The QR code is carved into the headstone?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. They build a personalized web page celebrating the individual's life and legacy. Each web page is linked to a custom QR code, which can be engraved on traditional headstones, etched onto urns, affixed to memorial benches, or even printed on keepsake cards and funeral programs.

[Tom Griswold]

That's going to be tough to carve that when visitors.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they have, like, a embosser thing.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is not a guy with a chisel?

[Josh Arnold]

No, Tom, that's how you.

[Chick McGee]

That's what you think goes on one of the ten commandments at a tombstone shop? Well, there's a guy with a chisel and a hammer.

[Tom Griswold]

It was supposed to link to his little website, but I'm afraid you've got the menu for a pizza place.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the thing. I mean, it's all. It's all nice until somebody hacks it. You. You go. You scan grandma's QR code. It's the filthiest porn you've ever seen.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Grandma knew Lexington Steel.

[Christy Lee]

When visitors scan the code with a smartphone, they're taken to the digital memorial. The company says this modern approach blends technology with tradition, creating a lasting tribute that can be shared across generations.

[Unknown Speaker]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

You go up to Uncle Clarence's grave, whip out your phone, grab the QR code, and you get Rick rolled? That's funny.

[Josh Arnold]

We should do that.

[Tom Griswold]

It was always a joker. Do you think this is going to catch on?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You do? Sure I do. Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Particularly at. Let's say you go to the gravestone of Ulysses Grant. I believe he's buried in Grant's tomb.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's what they decided to do. There's a QR code after they built it. Well, what the hell?

[Josh Arnold]

You can, you know, scan it, and it'll tell you a little bit about.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Ulysses S. Grant.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that'd be even better.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But this gets to another thing. I was just having this discussion here yesterday. I. During COVID a lot of restaurants put their menu if. Do the QR code thing.

[Chick McGee]

I hated it. I still hate it.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I asked for a paper menu. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

And you never look at the paper menu, but you just want a paper menu. You always ask the server, what's good.

[Unknown Speaker]

Here, what's good here? And that's what you get there.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course I do. But the point is, now everyone's whipping their phones out and, hey, now that I've got it out, this thing is a lot more interesting than you are. I think I'll sit here and read it for next 10 minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

You and I once had lunch, and I always enjoy having lunch with you. And you're always very generous. You pay every time. But there was a time, and I don't know if you remember this, you and I were having lunch and we were talking, and all of a sudden you answered your phone, got up, walked outside, and I was like, oh, okay. And I was waiting for you to come back in, but I watched you get into your car and drive away.

[Unknown Speaker]

That's happened to me, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So for you to complain about somebody taking their phone out at lunch.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Unknown Speaker]

He does the Irish goodbye a lot. Oh, he leaves you there.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd already paid.

[Josh Arnold]

He had already paid. But I gotta.

[Unknown Speaker]

I gotta take this.

[Josh Arnold]

There was no indication we were done.

[Chick McGee]

So what happened was either he did that on purpose, which is fine, or more likely, he just forgot he had.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, that's possible.

[Josh Arnold]

And I just assumed. Hey, man, the man's busy. He's got children. He's got a. He runs a business.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Sorry about that. Do you.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you like reading the menu on the.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but I'll put this.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're gonna put the menu on the phone, I want pictures.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it should be loaded with pictures.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's. I know that's associated with lesser restaurants, perhaps. I like that.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you? Like before you're going to a place, especially if you haven't been there before, you pull the menu up online and see what they have to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I do that.

[Chick McGee]

And kind of plan your visit. Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

You don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, you should do that. I do want to have a service. We have been talking about this forever. When you can't decide where you want to go out for dinner. I'd like an 800 number. You can call it. And then it'll just tell you where you're going.

[Chick McGee]

You have to abide by that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's. What do they call that? Binding arbitration. Hey, do you want Chinese? I don't know. Do you want Italian? I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Who's The. I don't know, person.

[Tom Griswold]

That's me. And then.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

But it'd be, it would be great. You call the number. Oh, you're going for Italian today. Okay, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

There used to be a service that was on the phone, Chick, remember this? And you would put in and it would spin a dial and you would.

[Chick McGee]

I want to say it was Restaurant Roulette.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think it was called Restaurant Roulette. And it would come up and it would say a name and that's where you went.

[Tom Griswold]

You had to go there. Yeah, that would be, that would be solve a lot of hemming and hawing in my case. So anyway, so go to the cemetery, look for the QR code.

[Christy Lee]

And finally, a remote town in the Australian outback is in the need of a new doctor and offering a salary of nearly $430,000 plus perks to entice candidates. The town's called Julia Creek, population just 500. It's losing its lone physician in May and looking to attract a replacement. In addition to a salary that is almost double a family physician in Brisbane, the town offering free rent and a car are. Well, here's the major caveat.

[Chick McGee]

This has got movie written all over it.

[Christy Lee]

Does the nearest major city seven hours away. And prospective applicants must also embrace searing heat as well as tropical insects. The mayor, Janine Fegan, assured that while remote, the town is not literally off grid as it has electricity and broadband Internet.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, see, so you can look up which kind of poisonous snake.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Bit a kid today.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

They have wild poisonous things in Australia.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't they have nine of the top 10, something crazy like that? Well, nothing poisoned about this show. That's right. Thank you very much. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel. NBA veteran Jim Jackson takes you on the court. Get a chance to dig into my.

[Josh Arnold]

14 year career in the NBA and.

[Chick McGee]

Also get the input, input from the.

[Josh Arnold]

People that will be joining. Charles Barkley. I'm excited to be on your podcast, man. It's an honor.

[Pat Godwin]

Spike Lee, entrepreneur, filmmaker, Academy Award winner, Nixon.

[Josh Arnold]

Now you see, I got you. But also how sports brings life, passion.

[Pat Godwin]

Music, all of this together. The Jim Jackson show, part of the Rich Eisen Podcast Network. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.