The BOB & TOM Show - April 22 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show - April 22, 2025

Hosted by The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network

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Introduction & Advertisements

The episode begins with comedic interactions among hosts Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, and Josh Arnold, interspersed with advertisements. Notably, at [00:00], Tom introduces a Progressive Insurance ad, emphasizing the ease of switching insurance providers to potentially save money by bundling home and auto policies.

Notable Quote:

• Tom Griswold ([00:12]): "The process only takes minutes and it could mean hundreds more in your pocket."

Fashion Talk & eBay Promotions

At around [00:26], the conversation shifts to fashion, highlighting eBay as a go-to platform for purchasing diverse fashion items, from handbags to vintage streetwear. Hosts share personal favorites and discuss the authenticity of items available on eBay.

Notable Quotes:

• Chick McGee ([00:35]): "That's why eBay's my go-to for all my go-tos."
• Chick McGee ([00:52]): "The place for new, pre-loved, vintage, and rare fashion. eBay things people love."

Pat Godwin's Rant on Evil Women

At [01:15], Pat Godwin delivers a humorous yet edgy rant about certain women, using exaggerated stereotypes for comedic effect. This segment showcases the show's signature blend of humor and irreverence.

Notable Quote:

• Pat Godwin ([01:19]): "Evil women will try to wreck your home... They'll hit on you when your wife is gone, they're just like dogs hungry for bone."

Technical Glitches & Studio Banter

Around [03:25], the hosts discuss minor technical issues, leading to playful banter and jokes about their disorganized studio setup. They humorously navigate the situation, maintaining the show's lively atmosphere.

Notable Quote:

• Tom Griswold ([04:04]): "Let's see what's it? We got a lot going on. I'm just a little discombobulated over here."

Jigsaw Puzzles & Mental Health

At [06:12], the topic shifts to jigsaw puzzles and their benefits for mental health, referencing a psychologist's recommendations. The hosts share personal experiences and tips for puzzle enthusiasts, emphasizing cognitive function and relaxation.

Notable Quotes:

• Tom Griswold ([07:00]): "Wordle is a puzzle. I do the crossword puzzles. I also often have a jigsaw puzzle at the house."
• Christy Lee ([07:13]): "Dr. Howe recommends activities that promote relaxation, cognitive function, and emotional well-being. Jigsaw puzzles are fantastic."

Listener Interaction & Song Requests

At [16:11], the hosts engage with listener emails, addressing specific requests and sharing humorous anecdotes. This segment reinforces the show's community feel and interactive nature.

Notable Quote:

• Tom Griswold ([16:30]): "Happy Earth Day."

Pope & Conclave Discussions

Starting around [16:29], the conversation delves into recent news about the Pope's passing and speculations about the next Pope. The hosts reference the movie "Conclave," blending current events with pop culture references.

Notable Quotes:

• Tom Griswold ([17:03]): "The Conclave is kind of a big lie."
• Christy Lee ([18:03]): "They seal the apartment and crush his ring... There's a big setup."

User-Submitted Questions & Sports Segments

At [14:38], the hosts transition to sports news, discussing the NFL draft, NBA playoffs, and notable refereeing records. They provide updates and personal insights, maintaining an engaging sports dialogue.

Notable Quote:

• Josh Arnold ([14:38]): "I'm going to have predictions for the first five picks and I'm going to nail all five of them."

Promotions & Sponsorships

Multiple segments feature promotional content, including a segment for BetterHelp therapy services at [05:37] and further insurance advertisements by Silac Insurance at [15:18]. These sponsorships are seamlessly integrated into the conversation, offering listeners useful resources.

Notable Quote:

• Tom Griswold ([05:37]): "BetterHelp offers online therapy that's up to 50% less than traditional in-person sessions."

Danielle's Birthday & Song Performances

Around [63:20], Pat Godwin celebrates Tom Griswold's birthday with a humorous and personalized song, showcasing the show's camaraderie and playful interactions.

Notable Lyrics:

• Pat Godwin: "Tom lives by a cold, he does his own laundry every day... Has kids with different baby mamas because he loves the constant drama."

AI, Technology, & Environmental Impact

At [143:00], the hosts explore the intersection of AI and environmental concerns, referencing a statement by OpenAI CEO Sam Altman regarding the costs associated with polite interactions with ChatGPT. They discuss the broader implications of AI on resource consumption and human interaction.

Notable Quote:

• Sam Altman (Quoted by Christy Lee [142:32]): "Tens of millions of dollars well spent."

Chimpanzees & Alcohol Consumption

Towards the end of the episode, at [151:13], the hosts discuss a study on wild chimpanzees sharing fermented breadfruit, drawing parallels to human social behaviors and the evolutionary aspects of alcohol consumption.

Notable Quote:

• Tom Griswold ([152:33]): "Once chimps start eating fermented fruit, they become more social, similar to early human social bonding."

Final Thoughts & Closing Remarks

As the episode wraps up around [165:12], the hosts reflect on various topics discussed, including humor related to personal mishaps and light-hearted farewells. The blend of humor, personal stories, and informative segments encapsulates the show's dynamic format.

Notable Quote:

• Tom Griswold ([165:15]): "Happy birthday, Tom. We still had a good hour and a half."

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Conclusion

The April 22, 2025 episode of The BOB & TOM Show exemplifies the show's ability to balance humor, personal anecdotes, current events, and sponsor messages. From discussions on insurance savings and fashion trends to deeper dives into AI's environmental impact and primate behavior, the hosts maintain an engaging and entertaining dialogue. Notable segments include Pat Godwin's comedic rants, interactive listener engagements, and insightful conversations on mental health and technology.

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Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Companies to see if you could save some cash?

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

And see if you're eligible to save.

[Tom Griswold]

Money when you bundle your home and auto policies. The process only takes minutes and it could mean hundreds more in your pocket.

[Pat Godwin]

Visit progressive.com after this episode to see.

[Tom Griswold]

If you could save Progressive Casualty Insurance Company and affiliates.

[Chick McGee]

Potential savings will vary. Not available in all states. If fashion is your thing, ebay is it.

[Josh Arnold]

Ebay is where I find all my.

[Chick McGee]

Favorites from handbags to iconic streetwear.

[Josh Arnold]

All authenticated for real this time.

[Chick McGee]

A little supreme, some Gucci.

[Tom Griswold]

I even have that vintage Prada on my watch list.

[Chick McGee]

That's why ebay's my go to for all my go tos.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, ebay.

[Chick McGee]

The place for new, pre loved vintage and rare fashion. Ebay things people love.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the Bob and Tom show.

[Pat Godwin]

Much but here's what I think Certain females in the world ain't nothing but stank they got rich husbands they're bored all the time they want you to covet their large behind Evil women will try to wreck your home they'll hit on you when your wife will go they're just like dogs hungry for bone Evil women try to wreck her own I saw one on the treadmill down at the gym her hips were wide and her waist was thin I saw a bead of sweat roll down the small of her back she had ten pounds of baloney and an eight pound sack Feeble women try to wreck your home they'll hit on you when your wife is gone they just like dogs hungry for gone Even women When she wakes up in the morning she wants to do wrong she sprays on some perfume and she puts on a thong she put water in the off and played at Sunday school She slept with the deacon and the preacher too Evil women will try to wreck her Go home They hit on you when your wife is gone Just like dogs hungry for phone Even with me T go home.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah hey, good morning. Hello. From the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, it's the Bobbitt tub. At the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee. Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat just had coffee spilled on him by a co worker.

[Chick McGee]

Oh no.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it looked trying to help and.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course I up it looked intentional AF.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hey Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

He's at the IH Steven Singer Sidekick Chair. I'm Chick McGee and here's Tom Griswold hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Do that great line from Body Heat. I could lick it off anyone.

[Josh Arnold]

Class, you think of Body Heat quite often?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

You really is that movie you should.

[Christy Lee]

Marry your go to, is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Is that your porn?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it's just a great movie. It really is. You know the scene where she spills and he goes, I could lick it off. Or she says, you could lick it. It's very, very hot.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm more fond of the line. They're laying. They're. They're seated in the bathtub.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He looks down and goes, you're rubbing me raw.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember that.

[Josh Arnold]

See, you a boy. You see that? You remember it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

It's an excellent film. Welcome to the Bombington program. Let's see. What is it? We got a lot going on. I'm just a little discombobulated over here.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Getting sorted out. There was a minor computer issue.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

But I got it. I think I got it. Everything's under control. Pat, you're ready with some songs over there. I noticed you've been. I don't know what you guys are doing over there.

[Christy Lee]

I gave him my riser because he said he needed a riser and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. When's the last time you got a riser, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

It's been a while.

[Christy Lee]

A little bit of computer riser.

[Tom Griswold]

Cialis Viagra cocktail.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you doing now? You need a riser for that?

[Pat Godwin]

The diva needs a riser.

[Tom Griswold]

What is right. What are you talking about?

[Christy Lee]

The computer riser.

[Pat Godwin]

The rises so I can see it.

[Tom Griswold]

The right level.

[Pat Godwin]

His iPad look down like a hunchback.

[Christy Lee]

Every.

[Pat Godwin]

Every song.

[Josh Arnold]

Correct angle.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

What's Christy gonna.

[Christy Lee]

I don't need it.

[Josh Arnold]

She'll dangle her feet like she always does.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, dangle on my feet.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

She's doing the shoe dangle. Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, now I got a riser going on in my panties.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm concerned. You call it your panties, but that's all right.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got. Public service announcement.

[Christy Lee]

What's that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, get those. Star driver's license right off the bat.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's. That's any day now.

[Christy Lee]

Next week, isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

In the words of Josh Arnold, you're doing good work over there.

[Tom Griswold]

This involves a story. Let me see if I. I'm sorry. I wasn't ready here. I got to dig the story up.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry I wasn't ready.

[Christy Lee]

You brought it up.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean, I've got the letter here, but I've got to find.

[Josh Arnold]

So much for you getting here moments after the show ends the previous day and getting prepared.

[Tom Griswold]

I have stacks of prepared material.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't believe it. I don't believe you. You're far too discombobulated.

[Tom Griswold]

I have stacks, prepared material.

[Josh Arnold]

It says two sheets, but I just wanted to.

[Tom Griswold]

I wanted to open this show with a public service.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, you go, baby, go.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a new story yesterday about jigsaw puzzles and all you have to.

[Christy Lee]

Do is ask, you know?

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but the. A psychologist was saying jigsaw puzzles are great for your mental health.

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You do, for example, you do wordle, right, Jake?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a puzzle. I do the crossword puzzles. I do wordle. I do connections, that sort of thing. I also. We kind of often have a jigsaw puzzle at the house on a table in the kitchen.

[Christy Lee]

I play Sudoku every day. Do you ever do that one?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I've never gotten into that. I know it's supposed to be Great.

[Christy Lee]

Savannah Howe. Dr. Howe says I often recommend activities that promote relaxation, cognitive function and emotional well being. And jigsaw puzzles are fantastic.

[Josh Arnold]

Cognitive function. Oh, you gotta have that cognitive.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So the point is, would you have to have what, Josh?

[Chick McGee]

That's CF cognitive function.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the CF is also a bedroom.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

No, Those are Mission FMPs, right? Aren't those shoes FMPs?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Shelley Winters made those famous, you.

[Josh Arnold]

Know, Josh, Kristen knows what I'm talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of arrogance in there.

[Pat Godwin]

They're having their own show over there.

[Christy Lee]

Those are PFS.

[Chick McGee]

Did Shelly Winters make FMPs famous while swimming in the Poseidon Adventure?

[Christy Lee]

No, this was before her.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that's a good movie.

[Christy Lee]

That is a good movie.

[Josh Arnold]

A Place in the Sun. Oh, that's Montgomery Elizabeth Taylor. Shelley Winters as the ugly girlfriend. So she's gotta go.

[Tom Griswold]

So, I'm sorry. So the point was.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

We just finished a huge one that was very elaborate.

[Christy Lee]

What was the theme?

[Tom Griswold]

It was like 50 covers of record albums.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

But in any event, that's a good one. It's finally finished it and it was missing a piece and we'd been really careful not to lose any pieces. Dog ate it, couldn't find it. Yeah, but so I got.

[Pat Godwin]

What album was it from the piece, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, I forget.

[Josh Arnold]

Perhaps someone lost a piece on purpose so you could always work on the puzzle together.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Adorable. Isn't that sweet?

[Tom Griswold]

We have a nice letter from Natalie.

[Josh Arnold]

What up, Nat?

[Tom Griswold]

She goes, heard you guys talk about the missing puzzle piece. I contacted the manufacturer when this happened. To me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Why didn't you do that? That sounds like something I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I never thought this would. They were able to send me a replacement piece.

[Chick McGee]

No way.

[Tom Griswold]

I provided a picture of the puzzle showing the. Ms. What? And a few pieces of the information from the box. Ten days later, the replacement piece showed up in my mailbox. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

That's terrific.

[Tom Griswold]

How could they.

[Josh Arnold]

This puzzle company. This is a nightmare for all puzzle. Imagine now everybody. Everybody loses a piece.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It always happens. Man.

[Tom Griswold]

Gosh, that is. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

That's good customer service.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't really matter unless you're going to frame it.

[Chick McGee]

In this case, you may have wanted to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Two things. If you go into a house and they have jigsaw puzzles completed in a frame up on the wall.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Leave.

[Tom Griswold]

Leave. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And if you go into a house and you notice they're working on a puzzle on the table and it's one solid color. Oh, boy. Yeah, that's. Yeah. You have my permission to get out of there. Like a black one or a red one. It doesn't matter what color it is.

[Pat Godwin]

Is there such a thing?

[Tom Griswold]

Or you thinking that they've got. They've got or like one that's.

[Chick McGee]

It's just M&Ms.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Spilled on like a tape. And so it just.

[Christy Lee]

Impossible.

[Josh Arnold]

Difficulty level. Ridiculous.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a fun exercise because then you can get in arguments with people.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, wait a second. I'm doing all the edges over here. No, no, I don't want to do the edges first. I go by color.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, the joke in the family was we never got together and played games. And the game night was not over unless somebody cried it. Almost. I'm not you. You probably played this, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, we don't.

[Josh Arnold]

You just said argued.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but in any way.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't do it purposely.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a nice to know. I. Of course, if I wanted to get that piece, I'd have to get the puzzle and put it back together.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you already did the box.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. It's just frustrating when you finish the whole thing. Then you start looking everywhere. You look in the couches, you look. Then you look at the dog and he looks up.

[Pat Godwin]

I hate it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Then you wonder, hey, look, if you take him out for a poop, see if that little corner of that Doors album shows up.

[Josh Arnold]

I see those roll up things. You put the puzzle on top of a plastic roll up deal.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Josh got me one of those.

[Josh Arnold]

And then if you have guests or something, you need your Table. So you roll the uncompleted puzzle up in the round up in this mattress and then you unroll it to finish.

[Christy Lee]

It so you don't have to.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, get rid of the whole thing and start over.

[Tom Griswold]

I was not aware of that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There are quite a few puzzle gadgets.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, a little bit of a public service. The other public services, of course, if you don't have the star on your driver's license.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you need to get that bitching to me.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't get on your plane. You've only had 12 years. Whatever it is.

[Chick McGee]

Sure feels like it.

[Pat Godwin]

You've been going on and on about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

First time they delayed it because of the pandemic. That's how long ago it was.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it might have been longer than that. But in any event, it's just around the corner. You can trust your car to the man who wears the star. The big.

[Josh Arnold]

I put my money on Tom Griswold. He can take any topic what? And date it somewhere between 1955 and 1969. Anything, any topic.

[Chick McGee]

The liked being a young man.

[Christy Lee]

I knew that one.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

I did remember that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Love a good jingle.

[Josh Arnold]

Right now, they're to blame for Milton Berle.

[Christy Lee]

Texaco star. They were the big sponsor.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what finally knocked you off the air?

[Josh Arnold]

Rural television watchers.

[Tom Griswold]

Wrestling.

[Josh Arnold]

Wrestling. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

His pen.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we've got the NFL draft creeping closer. I'm going to have predictions for the first five picks and I'm going to nail all five of them. How do you think of that?

[Christy Lee]

I think it's great.

[Josh Arnold]

The great eight continues to roll along this time, of course, in the playoffs. NBA action last night in the playoffs. And a football referee has been refereeing for a long time and he set a refereeing record for refereeing.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, we got pork news, we got Kool Aid news, and we've got. Oh, yeah, don't they have the deep voice guy? Oh, yeah. Isn't that the Kool Aid thing?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's more.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, that's the way he did it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. This episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. Do you ever think about switching insurance.

[Chick McGee]

Companies to see if you could save some cash?

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

And see if you're eligible to save money.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Pat Godwin, we got listener email. Want a song out of you, buddy? Any minute, specifically. Any specific anything? Your cook's choice.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi, There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Digging up some stuff over here. Sad news yesterday about the Pope. And then there's obvious people wondering who the next pope will be. And the whole poop to Pope. The whole Conclave thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And that movie, Conclave, would you say number one rental now?

[Josh Arnold]

Far and away one of the best movies I saw last year. I think we all agree on that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Except for I. Yeah, it's kind of a big lie.

[Josh Arnold]

I knew. I knew Ray Fines was a great actor, but, boy, he.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He crossed into Daniel Day Lewis territory. I just want to.

[Pat Godwin]

It's wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

I just want to see him organizing his sock drawer. I'd watch that. Damn. He really is good. He's really good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So it'll be interesting. I'm just not looking forward to all the campaign commercials.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, those do guitars and.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, oh, boy, you know, you're trying to. Trying to watch something all of a sudden. Okay, we got some. Some guy from Poland wants to be pope again. He's got. I know.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you want to have to bring your baby all the way to the Vatican?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what Pope Leonard wants.

[Pat Godwin]

We come to you with our baptismal water.

[Christy Lee]

What goes on behind the scenes.

[Tom Griswold]

I plan on taking the Pope mobile to all 50 states.

[Josh Arnold]

We're gonna make the Vatican great again. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I didn't think that. I didn't think that that topic would fly. I was wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you all for joining me in something semi religious. No, no. I mean, that's. That movie. The Conclave is kind of about that. I just thought it was a big lie.

[Josh Arnold]

That's your opinion.

[Tom Griswold]

Very behind the opinion of anyone who's been thinking, think, or is aware of history.

[Christy Lee]

But I think a lot of people who I didn't know, and I'm born, you know, Catholic. I'm a cradle Catholic. I didn't know. They seal the apartment and they crush his ring and all these things that they do.

[Pat Godwin]

Crazy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's pretty interesting, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I see the apartment mostly because the germs. Filthy germs.

[Christy Lee]

They changed the ink on all of the seals. And, I mean, it's a whole. There's a big.

[Josh Arnold]

They take his turtle out and put it in the bond.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. And they gotta have the fire.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotta have it all ready.

[Pat Godwin]

What is it?

[Christy Lee]

It'll be like 15 days before they even go into conclave.

[Pat Godwin]

What does the Pope make you think? What's the salary?

[Josh Arnold]

$2.3 million a year.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm just saying.

[Josh Arnold]

2.3 a year.

[Christy Lee]

All I know is the Pope before him had nice shoes because he was. They were made from Prada. You knew that, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I did not know they're donated.

[Josh Arnold]

And at least 30% of this is correct. I read that the. This current Pope, the one who passed, lived behind a liquor store in an apartment.

[Tom Griswold]

He actually did not live in the Papal residence. Very modestly, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Liquor store.

[Tom Griswold]

When he became Pope, the first thing he did is he went back and he paid the rent personally. And he liked to drive, he liked to ride. And he didn't like to be in limousines, obviously, for security. He had to be.

[Pat Godwin]

And he was first in line at that liquor store every morning at 7am.

[Christy Lee]

No, he really liked his little pizza joint and.

[Josh Arnold]

But he paid the rent in a check because they knew he. He knew they wouldn't cash it because it has his autograph.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the old Kennedy thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, was it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm pretty sure the Pope did it.

[Tom Griswold]

Kennedy did it first.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, now to mind some.

[Christy Lee]

He's playing Chuckle.

[Josh Arnold]

He is playing me. You're doing the long con.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a request.

[Josh Arnold]

What does. What song of Pat's do they want to hear?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this is a problem. Oh, sorry, Pat. Happy Earth Day. Then it begins. This is from Dave in Dayton. Sorry, Josh, about your St. Louis Blues going down O2 in their series with the Peggers.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it over?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. They still have the Peggers.

[Christy Lee]

Peggers. I hate that.

[Chick McGee]

You still have two losses to go.

[Pat Godwin]

Are they getting skunk so far?

[Josh Arnold]

Winnipeg.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, Winnipeg is astounding. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they called. Is that their nickname? The Peggers?

[Josh Arnold]

I've never heard it. I've never heard neither.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. Do we know why they're called the Jets?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, I never looked at it.

[Josh Arnold]

Winnipeg has the largest.

[Pat Godwin]

When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way.

[Josh Arnold]

Winnipeg has the largest airport in the contiguous Canadian Rockies.

[Tom Griswold]

That's helpful. He said. I was watching the Detroit Pistons. Their playoff win. In honor of their first playoff win in a decade, can you please play the Pistons song?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

By Sean Mori? Oh, but see, the Detroit Pistons song is actually the great Tim Cavanaugh.

[Chick McGee]

They got it wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is one of my favorites. This is. This is a. You know the. Josh, you know this. That a poem is all the right words in the perfect order. Not too many, not too few. Everything is perfect. That's the case with this song. This is Mr. Tim Cavanaugh, ladies and gentlemen, the Detroit Pistons, former champs of basketball.

[Josh Arnold]

I have so many souvenirs, it's hard to list them all.

[Tom Griswold]

I have piston pants.

[Josh Arnold]

I have piston shorts.

[Tom Griswold]

I have piston beer mugs.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes people don't even notice.

[Tom Griswold]

I have piston ashtrays. I have piston shoes.

[Josh Arnold]

Fist in basketballs.

[Tom Griswold]

When I dribble, they do too. Yes, thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

I got bad news for Pat. He was asking how much the Pope makes. The Pope, leader of the Catholic Church, does not receive a salary. Instead, all of the Pope's living expenses, including housing, food, travel, medical care, covered by the Vatican's funds. Upon his death, the Pope receives an honorary payment of three bags containing gold, silver and copper coins with one coin for each year of his papacy.

[Christy Lee]

Well, what good does it do if he's dead?

[Josh Arnold]

This payment is the only monetary compensation the Pope receives.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, if he wants to go out at night, he can't even buy a sandwich.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he can buy a sandwich.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure he has a debit card.

[Josh Arnold]

He puts it on. Since when did you become religious and are worried about what we're saying about the Pope? No, but, I mean, you stop it.

[Tom Griswold]

So he lived in a hotel, the previous guy. Yeah, that. That quit for the first time in a thousand years.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't it, Benedict?

[Tom Griswold]

Did he get the. Did he get the bag of the coins?

[Christy Lee]

That's probably what he was living in. The apartment across the courtyard there.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he still alive or he died.

[Christy Lee]

No, he died.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Benedict.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what he does? He broke it.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have any letters over there that aren't on this topic?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no. I think I broke it.

[Chick McGee]

Yesterday, I brought up the idea that maybe there's a sort of an unspoken law out there that schools will. Hot nurses.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Because it would just cause an issue.

[Christy Lee]

With, well, teenage boys.

[Chick McGee]

Bobby writes and he says, in fact, they do hire hot school nurses. My better half is one. She definitely has a few repeat middle school boy patients. One mother even set up a meeting so her son. The mother and son are there, and she said, please, if my son comes to you, send him back to class. He has a crush on you and there's nothing wrong with him.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wait a minute. The mom did that in front of her son?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't do that. You don't get him to the class.

[Chick McGee]

You don't have to have the kid there. You can just. You can just tell the nurse.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's the.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember the time we. Some sort of documentary on a whorehouse. The Bunny Ranch. Mom Brought his brother, brought her son with and hooked up a prostitute. And they're both mom and son are sitting on the bed talking about price with the prostitute and what she's going to do.

[Christy Lee]

Scar you for life. You think?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, at that point. Not those two though. You don't think they've already got that relationship?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It would scar any of us.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I don't know. That's pretty rough.

[Chick McGee]

They didn't feel like it was weird?

[Josh Arnold]

No, they didn't feel like it was weird. Yeah, he, the son was okay with it too.

[Tom Griswold]

In all truth, when we first had sex ed at Mercer Elementary School, I'm not kidding. I'm sure she's long gone. Her name was Ms. Custer and Ms. Custer was deep into her 70s. And I, this is sort of the opposite of. I mean, you wouldn't really want a super hot nurse teaching 6th graders sex ed.

[Christy Lee]

Was she a handsome woman?

[Tom Griswold]

I just remember she was 8, but, but I perceived her at the time as being ancient.

[Chick McGee]

Your school nurse taught the sex ed?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, she. I'm just saying this is in the same category of did you have sex ed in elementary school?

[Chick McGee]

Definitely junior high, but I don't. Maybe, maybe some talk at the end of like in six.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm gonna, I'm gonna date this a little bit. We had. Do you remember those pull down maps?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Do you remember they had a rack that would have multiple maps, some of them, so you could pull one down, then pull one up, then pull down another one.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they had, of course, for the sex ed, they brought in this special array of these pull down things.

[Josh Arnold]

It was the precursor to the PowerPoint.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I will, I probably should. I can't mention this guy's name, but when she pulled down the map of the tumescent member, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

It wasn't tumescent though. It was just hanging there. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it starts that way. Then they.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I've never seen I, I this and it wasn't on a normal classroom. If I, I could take you to Mercer School right now and show you which room it was. It was in the famous pie shaped area. Thank you. And there was another person in there who is now a distinguished college professor who is living in an area that can hear me speaking right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course she is.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not going to mention his name. He and I were exchanging chuckles and were both asked to leave the room. Oh, I bet. Yeah, the ergo. I missed a lot of important sex ed well, which I'm sure shows to this day, pretty basic.

[Christy Lee]

Our sex education was taught by a very. I mean, I'm a woman, but the woman was hot. She was a PE teacher. She was actually my gymnastics coach at one time. And so I. I don't know how uncomfortable it was for the guys, but I'm sure it was kind of weird because she is very pretty. Still very pretty. She's really very healthy and pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So she was hot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right. All right. Oh, well, we can move on. We have more letters. You got one over there.

[Josh Arnold]

Does this feel swollen to you? Oh, good morning, people. And Christy, I don't know what that means. Yesterday I heard Tom complaining about turkey being boring and bland.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he doesn't like it.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, our letter writer, writes, have you ever considered brining?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I have indeed. And I've done it. The turkeys. I'm just saying, at Thanksgiving, it's not your favorite.

[Christy Lee]

It's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

If there's a honey baked ham there. I'm gonna have one piece of turkey and load up on the honey baked ham. That's all I'm saying. You brought up the honey baked ham.

[Josh Arnold]

There's more. I was just like you. I thought turkey was tasteless and dull until brining. Now the turkey has so much better flavor and much juicier. There's nothing better than a big, juicy, wet turkey. You slip your fork inside.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

And then give it a try. That's Kevin from Iowa.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're just joining us, this is the Baba Time Shore coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Yesterday, we once again mentioned a city called Athol A T H O L.

[Josh Arnold]

I think the most famous is in Massachusetts.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a letter from Athol. Welcome to Letters From Athol. Good morning, Bob and Tom show. Great to hear the mention of our little town in the Idaho panhandle. It does get a bad rap for obvious reasons. The town council introduced legislation to have the name changed from Athol to. To the more family friendly Anuth.

[Christy Lee]

A newth.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Thank you, Christopher.

[Christy Lee]

Did that pass?

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't say. I don't think it did because he says, greetings from Athol.

[Chick McGee]

My dad once threatened to tear me a new.

[Pat Godwin]

Very nice this early. That's wonderful. Good work.

[Chick McGee]

Are they aware of the phrase a new.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very fun.

[Pat Godwin]

Double trouble.

[Tom Griswold]

He also says, thanks for bringing up Dire Wolf. Check out the direwolf version from the Grateful Dot on the Reckoning album. Once again, the direwolf in the news a couple weeks ago. And I mentioned the Grateful Dead and you guys all attacked me, so sorry. Okay, you got another letter over there.

[Josh Arnold]

I've got Athol High School, but I can't find the. The mascot. But there is a. There is an Athol.

[Chick McGee]

Is the Idaho. Idaho one?

[Josh Arnold]

Idaho. No, this. Massachusetts. Oh, Athol, Massachusetts.

[Tom Griswold]

I think there are Atholes in almost.

[Christy Lee]

Every state pretty much.

[Tom Griswold]

That's been. That's certainly been my experience.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you think really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. What's coming up in sports?

[Josh Arnold]

NBA playoffs, NHL playoffs, NFL draft, and world records will get through all of that together. Just hold hands and wait for the end.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now I want to say hello to my buddy, Stephen Singer, Stephen Singer Jewelers. Stephen, of course, has something interesting going on for Mother's Day, ladies and gentlemen. I'm talking about the roses, the gold dipped roses. And we have one finally in the studio there. I knew we had one somewhere here. That is the limited edition 24 karat gold dipped rose. It's called the Blue Moon. It's. What would you say? What would you. Is that a bluish green? What would you call that color?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, a little bit. It's real sparkly, too. You can't really see that. Maybe it's so. It's got all.

[Tom Griswold]

It's full of sparkles and it's a limited edition. And Stephen was saying, we talked to him last week, this will run out. It is a limited edition and they ran out of them last year. So your call to action would be get it done today. What do you do? You go to I hate stevensinger.com. it's a real rose dipped in 24 karat gold. And then it's got the beautiful greenish blue color on top.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, Josh, let's say someone gifts me the. The rose there from Stephen Singer and I don't have a vase. How would I.

[Tom Griswold]

Never mind. The point is, you go to ihaystevensinger.com to order. It comes in a nice box. Shipping is free. So skip the flowers that are gonna die in a week and grab one of these from Steven Singer for all those moms in your life. While you're at it, don't forget that bracelet. It's one of my favorites. Christy Lee. What? It's called the At Last. The At Last bracelet. That's got real diamonds and he's the real diamond guy, by the way. None of the fake diamonds from Steven Singer Jewelers. And of course, the lifetime guarantee and free shipping. Get all the details. I hate stevensinger.com. that's. I hate stephensinger.com. the 24 karat gold dip blue rose for Mother's Day or perhaps some earrings or a bracelet from Stephen Singer. Thank you very much. Now, also coming up in the news, we have exciting news from the world of AI where it meets the world of shampoo. That'll be interesting. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Christy lee. I'm Chick McGee. And here's Tom with another letter. An email from a listener.

[Tom Griswold]

Correction.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Who was wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a wonder that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Oh, I'm an idiot. All right.

[Christy Lee]

What'd you do?

[Josh Arnold]

We should have one show. All we do are corrections.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be a long show.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Got this great letter from Christopher. Kind enough to write from Athol, Idaho. Yes, A T, H, O, L. Sure. Now. I didn't. I Being a. Wouldn't you hope that the. By the way, that the Athol High School team would be the. The Flaming Majors.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you just want the Flaming.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that nice?

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. He goes. It was great to hear the mention of our little town. It gets a bad rap. He goes, the town council had introduced legislation to change the name to Anuth. Now, I thought that was like the name of some perhaps tribe that had been settled there. Right. I believe I was pronouncing it wrong. Oh, I believe he. He meant to say in a joking manner to change it to.

[Pat Godwin]

You got this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Careful.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Concentrate.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got to get my lips. It. To change it to anus.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go. That is a little bit of fun with it.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

They could do a sitcom with your husband, Christy. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that would be probably.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm so sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Where are all those shows? I don't. I don't know if they're on YouTube or what.

[Tom Griswold]

Who. I would hope. And Nowhere. Let's just move on here. Thank you very much for the letter, Christopher. I thought he was serious about changing the name.

[Josh Arnold]

They were full of. That show was full of Broadway actors and it was great.

[Chick McGee]

We had to watch some in a. Media ethics.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Or.

[Chick McGee]

No, it was. Yeah. Some kind of class like that in college. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We now turn to the. The sports.

[Josh Arnold]

No, we have a letter. Oh, letter. Hello, morning crazies. My name is Layton. L, A, Y, T, O, N. I am a school custodian.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

My kids just call me by my first name.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no Custodian Day.

[Chick McGee]

No. There should be, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks for making my first hours at work funny and great.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you're welcome.

[Chick McGee]

We are very pro Custodian Day.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't we pick a day and make it that? And we'll every year celebrate Custodian and.

[Josh Arnold]

Have custodians from all over the country, including Athol, check in as we say.

[Tom Griswold]

Good morning to him now. And this is. Custodian is in Maintenance man.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. What other custodian? Oh, I mean, like the Court.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe we're not doing that.

[Josh Arnold]

Child Services.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. I think I just want to make it clear we were talking about the. The unsung hero of every high school.

[Christy Lee]

We could call it Janitor Day.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's mostly men, but the guys that, you know, carry around that sawdusty stuff that they put on vomit smells.

[Christy Lee]

Horrible and makes you want to vomit.

[Chick McGee]

They do everything. Change the light bulbs clean.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The sawdusty stuff they put on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What's that called?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Ours was more of a kitten litter type.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's what it is.

[Christy Lee]

It looks like pencil shavings.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's called Vomit Dry.

[Christy Lee]

I think you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But. Yeah, that was. I can remember Mr. Herman at Mercer Elementary School.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Schwartz had that on the bus.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Your guy had that in the bus.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Kids got sick on the bus a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I remember the time. Marlene Klein, Felon.

[Josh Arnold]

That is such a name.

[Pat Godwin]

From your incline.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, dad, can Marlene Klein and I.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Someone. Someone. Someone had barfed right in the entry. There was sort of a small entry to the room.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

And then Marlene Klein sl. Barf. And then she started barfing.

[Josh Arnold]

So. Anyway, I was consoling her dad and I touched Marlene. Clients.

[Tom Griswold]

What is wrong with you? Does anyone have any heroin? Could we just inject him to get him.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, that would be the word from back then.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We have. We need to find. Okay, after that, find out the name of the.

[Christy Lee]

I think he's right. I think it is. We've looked it up before. I think it is called Vomit.

[Tom Griswold]

The Vomit Dry.

[Chick McGee]

There are probably a few out there.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, we wanted to declare a day for the. Is the word janitor? Okay, does that.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know. I was thinking it might not be.

[Josh Arnold]

They buy it by the case.

[Chick McGee]

We always said janitor growing up.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's custodian and more lofty.

[Chick McGee]

I can't imagine. I mean, none of those should be derogatory.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently there is a National Custodian Appreciation Day.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good.

[Christy Lee]

And it's celebrated annually on October 2nd. A day dedicated to recognizing and thanking the hard work of dedicated custodians all.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there. Is there an award like the Golden Mop?

[Chick McGee]

Well, now I feel that you're.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, this will sweep the country.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, now you're just making fun. No, the Golden Mop I met there.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there some kind of. There's awards for everything else in our.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you would hope that there would be a custodial arts award or something.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure how they judge it.

[Josh Arnold]

And I bet you the custodians know what is going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

That's what the one in the Breakfast Club claims.

[Josh Arnold]

Every nook and cranny that. In that school, man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, because I. I read your letters. I hear your whispers.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That guy's great.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. You mess with the bully, you get the horse. Oh, no, that's a principle.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Is there typically one per school or are there more?

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes multiple.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Depending on how big the school is.

[Tom Griswold]

There's some schools around here that are bigger than most colleges.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My friends, they have multiple. Yeah, yeah, they have multiple folks, I assume. I wonder if, like when I worked at the Holiday Inn, in the janitorial closet, right behind the buckets was Eddie Sincere's cache of booze. Oh, yeah, yeah. Gotta have a hiding place, you wonder.

[Christy Lee]

Vauban Vomit Absorbent Cleaner. Looks like the product we are used to.

[Tom Griswold]

Vauban Vauban.

[Christy Lee]

V O, B A N. That'd be great.

[Chick McGee]

It helped.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, vomit drives are gonna be great. Having a T shirt like that. People would think some kind of really hip band they've never heard of.

[Christy Lee]

There's Bow Band, there's Oops. Vomit, Sawdust, absorber. There's all kinds of products. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, good to know.

[Josh Arnold]

Oops.

[Tom Griswold]

Now it is time to check in with the sporting scene with Mr. McGee across the way. What's happening?

[Josh Arnold]

NBA Action Pistons snap their NBA record 15 game postseason losing streak. They beat the Knicks last night at the Garden 194 in game two of their playoff series. And Spike was happy. Cade Cunningham?

[Chick McGee]

Well, when. When is he.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, good point.

[Josh Arnold]

33 points and 12 rebounds. And by the way, if you haven't watched Malcolm X lately, why, that's a great movie.

[Chick McGee]

The guy's got some great movies.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, oh man, Denzel should have won.

[Tom Griswold]

So good best actor.

[Josh Arnold]

It was Pacino for Son of the Woman.

[Chick McGee]

Wonderfully. I enjoyed that wonderfully nuanced performance.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a cartoon.

[Pat Godwin]

He was subtle.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he is great in it.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just getting started. Give him the Oscar.

[Chick McGee]

He's very good at it.

[Tom Griswold]

Guilty.

[Chick McGee]

Let me get a John, you're guilty.

[Tom Griswold]

You're guilty. You're guilty of.

[Chick McGee]

That's not the movie.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. It's the same bad acting.

[Josh Arnold]

It is the same movie. More or less. Just update. Only John. Foresight's not in the second one.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. For the first time in 10 years. Chicken. I agree.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

What a ham actor, that guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Ham fisted. Oh, on YouTube.

[Chick McGee]

I like a scenery chewer.

[Josh Arnold]

There is. There is a YouTube dedicated to Ann Baxter and it says Anne Baxter chews all the scenery and it's just all her great lines from the Ten Commandments. You owe it to yourself.

[Chick McGee]

And I don't mean to break your heart, chick, but have you seen the recent compilations of Gal Gadot's worst line readings?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, I know. I give her a wide berth.

[Chick McGee]

I think she's totally fine. I don't get it.

[Christy Lee]

Get why I will like her.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they think she's an awful actress. I think she's completely fine.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think there's an unfortunate subtext to all that.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

You know what? He would.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever it is some custodian had.

[Tom Griswold]

Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

I. I promise you, whatever it is Tom's thinking doesn't exist.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I just read it. A very extensive.

[Josh Arnold]

I just read a very extensive. I just happened to read something about.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, I'm sorry. It might have been in a publication far too lofty for your phones. For your phones to even download it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's called Made Up Thoughts.

[Tom Griswold]

I know you have the. The I'd like to read more Dumb Things filter on your phone.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Dumb Things monthly.

[Tom Griswold]

Forgive me for reading something that might have been published in the east coast.

[Josh Arnold]

And they're thinking of Dub Dumb Things. Bi weekly, actually.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And it comes out every three weeks.

[Josh Arnold]

Every three weeks. Bi monthly. What do I want?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, but that's the dumb thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Bi weekly. And quiet. Leonard Kawhi, 39 points, 15 and 19 shooting, as the guys say. He went off in the clippers. Even their first round playoff series against the Nugs. 105, 102 win in Denver. And that brings us to the NHL show.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, and we'll get to that in just a few minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, we're coming back.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Also coming up once again we have chat GTP news and other AI news that's actually kind of interesting. One of them could be taking on one of the great creature comforts that we all love. We'll find out what I'm talking about. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob]

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[Josh Arnold]

Oh my God. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show 2 for Tuesday. @ the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hello, There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Possibly a song this break. Maybe Tom calls. How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

I got a lot going on over here. I got two really important things I got to get to.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Josh Arnold, the I Hate Steven singer, sidekick, chair, O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And here's Tom. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about having custodian official.

[Josh Arnold]

You're too busy to be on the air. I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Anything out today? Just. Yeah, we were talking about having Custodian Day. It turns out there is one. But in honor of the janitors and custodians at schools everywhere, fine men and.

[Chick McGee]

Women who do really tough work, thankless work.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show, we had a janitor. If you left any personal items or books unattended, he would take it and you had to buy it back from him.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You'll only forget something once.

[Josh Arnold]

There's always.

[Tom Griswold]

There's always that guy. Yeah, that's.

[Christy Lee]

That is.

[Tom Griswold]

That is great. Also, we were talking about the vomit. What's it called?

[Christy Lee]

Boban.

[Tom Griswold]

Spell it for me.

[Christy Lee]

V, O, B, A N. So when.

[Tom Griswold]

Somebody puked, you would. The janitor would come in and put that stuff down there and it would absorb the odor and then they would sweep it up and. Yeah. Do they have T shirts? I just think that'd be so cool.

[Chick McGee]

To have a Vauban T shirt because.

[Tom Griswold]

People would wonder what it was, you.

[Christy Lee]

Know, and if you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Do they have hats? And would you wear one?

[Chick McGee]

I would.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, come on, we're in church. Take the Vauban hat off.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I wouldn't wear hat in church. Anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyway, this. Now I'm going to jump a little bit here, but we had a new story yesterday about the QR codes on gravestones.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is a relatively new thing. The company is called the Story of. And then they, they apparently will either carve into the gravestone with some kind of digital laser device, but then you walk up to the grave and you would take your phone and go like this and it would give you a little video.

[Josh Arnold]

Remind me to not put your name in. To be hired as a salesman for the. I've been thinking about this, people.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm hoping for mine. It goes to. I'm gonna have Ken Burns do the video.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, very nice.

[Pat Godwin]

A lot of horns.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Peter Coyote.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Maybe play Take Me out to the Ball Game in minor keys throughout the. So we were talking about this, and then Mr. Jeff Oskay mentioned to me that he saw this thing in which they had a floating QR code in the sky. So I googled this.

[Chick McGee]

Made of drones.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is a big thing.

[Josh Arnold]

He was all hopped up on marijuana.

[Tom Griswold]

The example that I landed on is during the 2023 Grand Prix in Miami, they put a barcode in the sky with drones. Then, of course, it links to something.

[Chick McGee]

Barcode in the sky. Where will it send you now?

[Tom Griswold]

I love that.

[Chick McGee]

I do, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Judy in disguise.

[Chick McGee]

Love it. Perrin with glasses.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Very original, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

But the. The QR code on this. I've got to see this. That. But you have to wonder if one. You know, say you're. You want to advertise your product. I don't know what. Whatever it would be.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, hey, Chevrolet's got the qr. If one drone were slightly off.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't it. I mean, all of a sudden you're.

[Chick McGee]

I think I would throw it off.

[Christy Lee]

But I send it somewhere else. Or send you somewhere.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's interesting that it's another QR code.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, suddenly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You're.

[Tom Griswold]

You're going to some porn site. Oh, dear.

[Chick McGee]

But that's per. Like a place like Coachella. You've got everybody there. You just throw up some drones. And now they're all looking at your website.

[Tom Griswold]

Good point, but amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Drones are all. Now what? They're. They're like fireworks in that. They're all just. The sequences are all digital.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Well programmed by a computer.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw a great night sky drone show last year at a charity event. It was really terrific.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're really amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

But then there was a story a couple months ago about one.

[Chick McGee]

That.

[Christy Lee]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember this? Where the bunch of them started falling from the sky. They had some navigational issue with the signal. See this?

[Chick McGee]

Somebody got hit in the head.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Some guy got clonked, but they gave him the QR code for the emergency room. He was able to make. I'm sorry, I were interrupting a sportscast from Mr. McGee across the way. What's happening over there?

[Josh Arnold]

We've got the NHL, ovi, the Great eight. Alex Ovechkin scored two goals last night, including one in the overtime. Time to take the Caps. They beat. Who did they beat last night? Montreal 32 in Washington. Very excited. First overtime goal that Ovechkin has scored in the playoffs or not. Uh, Winnipeg, uh, beats St. Louis two to one.

[Chick McGee]

They did.

[Josh Arnold]

Jets, two games to none in that.

[Tom Griswold]

Uh, Dallas, we found out the origin of Jets.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Over Colorado 4, 3.

[Tom Griswold]

Something to do with Bobby Hall. He was called the Jet or something.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. And they named the whole team after him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Kings beat Edmondson 6, 5 and. Oh, this is already. We're right. Right about here.

[Tom Griswold]

Stupid world record.

[Chick McGee]

Jake, don't you find that people always get. They're like. How did you not know about the Jets? I thought you loved hockey.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, I do.

[Chick McGee]

I don't memorize the minutiae.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes every now and then it'll happen in this room. They'll. You know. I'll get a question. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know I do.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, we all do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

A British man has broken the Guinness world record for the longest career as a soccer referee.

[Tom Griswold]

What's wrong with that?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, 75 year old Phil Crossley. Everything. Everything is a red card. And he delivers all of his rulings. Crossley earned the record title following 58 years of officiating across many levels of the English soccer pyramid.

[Tom Griswold]

Think about that. This guy was able to accomplish his goal.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I. Yeah. You gotta respect.

[Pat Godwin]

You really delivered it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Energy in it was good.

[Josh Arnold]

That was so close to making me laugh. But it didn't. And I don't know what it.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he did cut it a little short.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it should have been a little bit long.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm stirring my coffee. It was.

[Josh Arnold]

It was silly. That I love.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean. 58 years.

[Josh Arnold]

Crosley started refereeing at 17. Oh. He knew it all.

[Chick McGee]

It helps. I'm attracted to young men. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I would bet for those of us that wanted two buggered boys.

[Chick McGee]

And I love buggering. You do, sir?

[Josh Arnold]

That's my favorite thing. Yeah, this.

[Tom Griswold]

This is great. This guy's.

[Chick McGee]

I'll bugger you right now.

[Tom Griswold]

It's hard to.

[Chick McGee]

I'm interviewing you.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it becoming more and more difficult to get referees for stuff because parents are attacking.

[Josh Arnold]

You're about to time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Buggered. Marley.

[Pat Godwin]

Marley.

[Tom Griswold]

Poor Marlene.

[Chick McGee]

I had to hose her off first, of course.

[Pat Godwin]

Is she still with us? Marlene?

[Josh Arnold]

I probably.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't talked to Marlene in 50 years.

[Josh Arnold]

She'll call you. What are you talking about me today? No, tell.

[Pat Godwin]

I remember you in school.

[Tom Griswold]

Very attractive. Very attractive. In the sixth grade. I mean, if you prefer fellow sixth grader.

[Chick McGee]

We know what you meant.

[Pat Godwin]

He was a senior.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I. I was just reading that.

[Josh Arnold]

It's even then, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

It's becoming more difficult to find referees for youth. For youth sports. Because the parents are such jerks.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they're passionate for the children.

[Tom Griswold]

I also. The NFL is referee deficit did you see the article about how the NFL is getting much see it? I wrote it. More difficult they're going to be. They're rating the referees and it's not just based on seniority anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they've always.

[Tom Griswold]

They're really cracking down on getting better. Some of the guys that were up in the top echelon were demoted this past couple of months.

[Josh Arnold]

Crosley's career 17 he first match September 24, 1967 despite the physical demands of officiating, the septuagenarian stays fit through regular running and buggering and dog walking and of course buggery.

[Pat Godwin]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta hand it to the guy because I can't sit through a soccer game even if my kids are playing in it.

[Christy Lee]

So let alone run back and forth the whole time.

[Josh Arnold]

Crossley told Guinness I realized I never play soccer, so I thought I'd try referee CF Sir.

[Christy Lee]

Sir. Sir.

[Chick McGee]

I have a couple more questions, please.

[Josh Arnold]

Eventually. Let me Churchill.

[Chick McGee]

I know, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

In the football league at Wembley Stadium. That's really something.

[Tom Griswold]

That great. He's got the guy got to the top of the top of the ranks.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that something?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that is really, really something. There's another one.

[Chick McGee]

Am I the only one that kind of likes soccer in the studio?

[Christy Lee]

I don't mind soccer.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't mind. I watch the. The World Cup.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I like it.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that. Champion speed eater Mike Jack did not take a day off. He's broken yet another hot pepper eating record.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Canadian YouTube star smash the record for fastest time to eat 25 Carolina Reapers with the final time, 4 minutes 36.26 seconds.

[Chick McGee]

The Canadian don't fear the Reaper.

[Josh Arnold]

Carolina Reapers the hottest. What are you laughing at? Carolina Reapers the hottest.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice rock and roll reference there.

[Josh Arnold]

Chili pepper the world had ever seen until recently. Pepper X has taken over as the hottest. Carolina Reaper has a Scoville heat unit, a shoe or an SHU.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Of around 1,641,183. That's very high. For context. Just a regular jalapeno. A shoe between 4,000 and 8,500.

[Chick McGee]

Oh my gosh. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You see the difference?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But you and I agree. This is the dumbest of all.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't have have any personality, but I eat really hot stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know that if you eat talk to me, Christy, it will get rid of the hair in your butt crack.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

You guys know that comes out in flames. What's going on?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think that's the case.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, absolutely. Okay. Can you imagine? This guy could probably set a toilet on fire.

[Christy Lee]

Probably, man.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah. I don't get the. The whole allure of I can eat things hotter than you can.

[Christy Lee]

I don't either.

[Chick McGee]

Spice is good.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This is torture.

[Tom Griswold]

But didn't we have. We had a guy. Oh, there's a picture.

[Josh Arnold]

We had a guy, some kind of machismo at work here.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we had a guy die doing this, Remember, a couple years ago.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Eating. Eating a hot pepper.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'll dig that one up for you. Now, what have you got coming up over there?

[Josh Arnold]

Coming up, The NFL draft. So you have been assigned to make a pick for your favorite NFL team. I'll have the guidelines for you and who you should pick when we come back.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Smell is big, man. Smell is huge.

[Tom Griswold]

Has a lot to do with this telling you. Also, we have a bizarre story about Chipotle. I'm a big fan. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob]

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[Josh Arnold]

Good morning. Welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Christy Lee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and we're all enjoying the official refreshment coffee at the Bob and Tom Show. Java House.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, man, it's good.

[Josh Arnold]

So good. What, what do you, what are you drinking over there, bud?

[Tom Griswold]

The black tea.

[Josh Arnold]

The black tea that's good for your belly. You know, it is a little nauseous.

[Tom Griswold]

I do not know that evens your belly out. Very, very tasty and delicious. Thank you very much. You peel and you pour.

[Josh Arnold]

Peel and pour. That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

The delicious black tea Java house.

[Josh Arnold]

While we're here running our traps, you could have made a java house coffee. Isn't it the time we're talking?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm trying to find this. We were talking about this world record. What is it? California reaper. Carolina reaper eater.

[Josh Arnold]

We had a picture of the guy. He. The peppers look great. Look hot. They look like they're fire.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they do.

[Tom Griswold]

And I found this. The brain effects of eating the world's hottest peppers left one man hospitalized.

[Chick McGee]

Oh my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

A contest eating Carolina reapers. The unidentified 34 year old experienced excruciating head and neck pain. Ended up in the emergency room. A CT angiogram revealed that the internal carotid artery and other blood vessels were constricted. It goes on with medical terms that I'm too stupid to pronounce. The guy was in the hospital for several days.

[Chick McGee]

Yowza.

[Tom Griswold]

And I, I think, isn't the, isn't this named after the, the spirit that brings death? Whatever it's called. Capascan, whatever that is.

[Josh Arnold]

The capacity.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, something like that. In any event, I was trying to find out if we, I know we had a new story a few years ago about someone at one of these events that ate the pepper and dropped Dead. So, again, I don't. I don't understand what the big thrill is the machones of doing that, but let's return to the sports desk with Chick McGee and see what's going on.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you say that guy who got head and neck pain?

[Tom Griswold]

He went to the emergency room?

[Josh Arnold]

He went to the emergency room and he had a CAT scan, Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well. Well worth the wait.

[Josh Arnold]

You're. You're going to be in charge of your favorite NFL team and make it a draft pick on Thursday night. Are you ready? You know what the guidelines are, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

I do not.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you better if you're going to make the pick. In the first round of the NFL Draft, each team has 10 minutes to make their pick.

[Christy Lee]

10 minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

This time limit is the longest of any round in the draft.

[Chick McGee]

It won't take me 10 minutes to type. Jackson. Darth.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, that's a good. That's a good. Yeah. My first pick, quarterback for Old Miss. He's kind of the unspoken. He's in the sleeper, in the bushes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's one of these guys. That's good because it's like a Boy named Sue. His entire life he was dart the fart and I'll show up, but sometimes.

[Chick McGee]

He was Darth Vader and that's kind of rad.

[Tom Griswold]

That's cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

And he throws the ball like a dart.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

You think he lights up a dart? Here's a round one, 10 minutes. Round two, you get seven minutes. Round three, six to five, three to six, five minutes. Around seven, four minutes. Now, number one, the pick will go to. The Tennessee Titans will pick Cam Ward. Write this down. Number two, Travis Hunter will be picked by your Cleveland Browns. Tom. Number three, didn't move.

[Chick McGee]

He's aggressively not listening.

[Josh Arnold]

Giants.

[Tom Griswold]

I just prefer being a casual fan.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You talk to these guys and they can tell you, get a life.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that is their.

[Tom Griswold]

The people that are running it know what they're doing.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not sports. That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

Or your. Who are your Washington Football Club folks going to.

[Josh Arnold]

They pick 29. It's going to be boring. They'll probably trade down and get more picks.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Because anybody you could pick at 29, you could get somewhere in the second. Second round, probably so.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right.

[Chick McGee]

Are you gonna do some fantasy, you think?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Although I had a great time when I did it, picking my players. That was kind of fun. But I. I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

You said it one year.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think you can do it against a computer so you don't have to really be a part of.

[Josh Arnold]

Now you're talking. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You can just do it on your own.

[Josh Arnold]

I can just be quiet about it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't have to interact with anybody.

[Chick McGee]

So you can have the fun part without the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You would just sit there and not say anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yes. That's exactly right. That's how I do my grocery shopping.

[Tom Griswold]

The classic Win win.

[Josh Arnold]

I just sit there.

[Tom Griswold]

Me, too. Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Boom.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, anything inspire a song from you yet today?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, it's your birthday.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Is your birthday.

[Tom Griswold]

Hope I wasn't expecting this. What? Do you have a birthday song?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, as we all know, you live by a code. Maybe you would like to say a few of the things that you do that are quirky. I do a few of them myself.

[Josh Arnold]

This is my second favorite Pat Godwin song.

[Chick McGee]

And.

[Pat Godwin]

And I've done some updates, some new additions.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

So what you want to say the things that she. That are part of your code, and I'll have many, many entertain you with song.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Well, I think the big overall point is that he. He does judge every book by a cover.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, he does.

[Tom Griswold]

I will not go into a gas station if there's a tanker truck. I will not walk into a store if there's a Brink struck out front.

[Pat Godwin]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

There are so many.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I thought that was just a bank. But anyway. Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Any place. If you walk up to Kroger and there's one of those things there, I don't want to be the guy that gets shot during the robbery. Sure. Innocent bystanders might be a guy with a van trying to buy some produce. And all of a sudden I get a bullet in the sky.

[Chick McGee]

Innocent about you.

[Josh Arnold]

A van and a crew you don't know. Yeah, sure.

[Pat Godwin]

If you feel moved to snap your fingers. Anybody, as we go along. I know it's early. I would enjoy that. I think the whole audience would enjoy it, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so do we have lines to say sing?

[Pat Godwin]

No, you do not snap your fingers. That'd be nice. Okay, here we go. Gas tanker Tom won't pump Public restrooms He won't dump, hates dancing, can't find the groove and any phrase sounds like a sex move. Caesar Brinks truck right by the door.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Annie one be going in. That story's a man who's clean and germ free Mama Lives by a cold he does his own laundry every day has lots of children, knows most of their names when his kids all graduate Tommy G. Will be around 98 I sing same pink hat every day and kinky boots that make him look so.

[Chick McGee]

Great.

[Pat Godwin]

Has kids with different baby mamas because he loves the constant drama Spills coffee on his inner calm Round here we call him three Mom Tom He's a man who's clean and germ free Tom lives by a cold oh, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Lives by a cold oh, thank you very much.

[Pat Godwin]

You're welcome, Tommy. Happy, whoa, whoa Happy birthday to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Tommy g. Let's see, 98 when they graduate. That's not too far off, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

And I. I agree with you that you kind of got the short end of the stick because it was your birthday long before it was Earth Day. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

And now it's 70. 70 or 70. I want to say right around the time maybe 69.

[Josh Arnold]

Hands across America. I want to say, starting, I think it was like in the 80s.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. Earth Day. The first one would have been 1970.

[Christy Lee]

I think, wasn't it? Yeah, something like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember, Hands across my.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice to see that it's working.

[Christy Lee]

Did that work? Did we actually.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we did something.

[Josh Arnold]

The. The phrase often heard was. Well, there are quite a few breaks in the line.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there's a big ocean.

[Tom Griswold]

Hands Across America. That was what, 85 or 86?

[Pat Godwin]

So I was. That long ago ago.

[Josh Arnold]

They didn't think of a desert or Death Valley.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The idea, once again was to have people holding. Holding hands, but I mean, it was a really impossible idea. I mean, maybe you can. If you were in Luxembourg or some small place, I suppose you could try.

[Josh Arnold]

It in the Bahamas. You could probably do it from one side of the island to the other.

[Pat Godwin]

22 miles. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I mean, you got.

[Chick McGee]

I think Rhode island was able to nail it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Good to know.

[Chick McGee]

Ten people.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why I want to be introduced in Rhode island and the only state that successfully completed Hands Across America.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's a new challenge out there, by the way, have you heard about.

[Josh Arnold]

That is not the Ice Bucket Challenge.

[Christy Lee]

That's back.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the Ice Bucket Challenge is back.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is good. That was. Is it the same charitable.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know the answer to that. I had to do it the other day.

[Chick McGee]

Als.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was the original idea. It was a great idea to raise awareness of als.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Really did, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you're not familiar with it, you get nominated and then someone has to dump ice water on your head and they take a video. Video and post.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I am awaiting.

[Christy Lee]

Focuses on mental health now.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Well, I bet that is back.

[Chick McGee]

What's the new challenge?

[Christy Lee]

The new challenge, thank you for asking, is the group of teens in Staten island apparently damaged a fence while doing the so called Kool Aid Man Challenge. Security footage captured the teens ramming their way through Mr. Ben Helwa's fence at his home in the Ellingtonville neighborhood. Mr. Helwa told NBC New York it looked as though the vandals were filming the destruction as part of what he believes to be an Internet trend known as the Kool Aid Man Challenge.

[Chick McGee]

It wasn't an aluminum fence.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Or.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Or. Or a brick wall.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Or wrought iron. Yeah, no, it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You want to do wood? That's the first thing I say. Don't do it at all. But.

[Tom Griswold]

Or.

[Josh Arnold]

Or stage it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Set up cardboard boxes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, look, here's there. Here's how the Kool Aid man sounded.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought it was more of a yell, but yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the one that was.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the real deep one?

[Pat Godwin]

There wasn't one.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was a real deep something.

[Josh Arnold]

You're remembering it wrong.

[Chick McGee]

The song by Yellow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I like that song. I remember that famous. And Ferris Bueller.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's it.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Anybody watching the studio with Seth Rogen?

[Pat Godwin]

Nobody here. It's great.

[Christy Lee]

The Kool Aid man makes it a. That's kind of a. In the beginning.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what if that's what.

[Josh Arnold]

Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert.

[Christy Lee]

Spoiler alert.

[Tom Griswold]

I suppose that if you're. This was on Staten island right off of Manhattan. Of course. I'm sure you've taken the Staten Island Ferry. You go.

[Christy Lee]

I have not. Oh, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

You go right by the Statue of Liberty. No. Yeah, you've done it right.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I was on it a long time ago, but I was on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine being a bully on Staten Island? I'm sure they get a lot of. Oh, it's the Staten Island Ferry. That's probably.

[Josh Arnold]

I see. Yeah, that's.

[Pat Godwin]

I always.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, here. Changing the topic here. Here you go, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, that thing.

[Chick McGee]

It's great. Yeah, I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

It only gets better. One more time.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Beautiful, beautiful, baby. Now we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We can squeeze in. Well, just give me the preview of what's coming, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's very interesting that women can decide whether they're going to be friends with you. You just by one simple thing and we'll talk about that coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Penis size?

[Pat Godwin]

Bank account?

[Tom Griswold]

Wallet.

[Josh Arnold]

Smell. Does it smell?

[Christy Lee]

We'll find out. All right. Boy, have you ever. Regularity saved all.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to dump her because she couldn't die.

[Josh Arnold]

Premature ejaculation. We bonded over constipation. Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Good luck finding that woman.

[Chick McGee]

Remember in that movie, the lady killers? J.K. simmons says he met his wife at an IBS weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

That is one of those movies. That's one of those movies. Not a lot of people. I love that.

[Chick McGee]

I do, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Waffles.

[Tom Griswold]

It's fourth with. It's jk Tom Hanks.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I miss Lady Killers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, everybody else did. It's a really good movie.

[Chick McGee]

I like it. A lot of it's bizarre.

[Tom Griswold]

The tone is. It's very odd.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it a Coen Brothers? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They got Lambasa for it.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but it's terrific. I would. I recommend that you watch it this weekend. Okay. Now, coming up also we have what happens when your dream comes true.

[Christy Lee]

That's where I was going. You've saved up all your money to buy your dream car and then something.

[Tom Griswold]

Goes terribly wrong immediately. Yeah, we'll find out about that and many other things. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey there, travelers.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

They've got millions of travel deals to.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Bath or sonic experience you've been dreaming of.

[Christy Lee]

Download the Priceline app today and you can save up to 60% off hotels.

[Chick McGee]

And up to 50% off flights.

[Christy Lee]

So don't just dream about that trip. Book it with Priceline.

[Tom Griswold]

Go to your happy price. Priceline coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold, the I hate Stephen Singer.

[Chick McGee]

Sidekick chair and Steven Singer limited edition brand new Blue Moon 24 karat gold dipped rose for Mother's Day is available right now. Limited quantity though, so get yours today @I hate stevensinger.com.

[Josh Arnold]

There'S Christy Lee. Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, chick.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Chick McGee in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. It's good to see you, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

Good to see you, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

We have Christy Lee over there. She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. And we're gonna get a song out of Mr. Godwin momentarily. What have you got over there, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

A new study out there has found women can determine whether they will be friends with someone based on smell. That's right. Research involved heterosexual women smelling a person's everyday scent, including perfume and hygiene products. Hygiene products. And captured on a T shirt before undertaking four minutes speed friending chats.

[Chick McGee]

Interesting.

[Christy Lee]

They found that if a person judged someone as having high friend potential based on the smell of a T shirt, their evaluation of that same person after a four minute interaction with them was similarly high.

[Tom Griswold]

That is weird.

[Josh Arnold]

And they.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, I understand that.

[Josh Arnold]

Pay attention to the hfp.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

The high friend potential. How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

That is just so weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Well, you are one of these people. You.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, I guess said this.

[Josh Arnold]

You.

[Christy Lee]

You date people.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why we never could never do computer dating.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, she has a nice looking picture. But now I know why they call her Dookie Dolores. She smells like poop.

[Chick McGee]

Not.

[Josh Arnold]

Not body odor.

[Tom Griswold]

Not.

[Pat Godwin]

Not pod. Not poop.

[Tom Griswold]

There should be a thing. For example. That was. You just took the words right out of my mouth. I was gonna say if on computer dating they should have a little. There should be like a special asterisk if you use patchouli. So you can just swipe away and never have to talk to them.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a lot of people that still do use patchouli.

[Christy Lee]

Is there really?

[Pat Godwin]

You smell it all the time.

[Christy Lee]

I have.

[Chick McGee]

You really do. And I. Is it the cilantro of scents?

[Tom Griswold]

Because I had to move.

[Chick McGee]

There must be enough people.

[Tom Griswold]

I moved at a restaurant because the person behind us had so much patchouli.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

But. So some people love it, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it just means you're associating with people that have no taste.

[Christy Lee]

I have not smelled that at all.

[Tom Griswold]

They're inferior people. Stay away from them.

[Chick McGee]

It's very earthy, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

They're going to rob you.

[Chick McGee]

And is it a natural scent?

[Christy Lee]

They're going to rob you.

[Josh Arnold]

They're inferior.

[Tom Griswold]

People of all class and style.

[Christy Lee]

What of your cheese sandwich? What are you worried about?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Patchouli smells real in that it's not synthetic. Like it's. It smells like.

[Christy Lee]

Like an essential oil.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And is it musky?

[Pat Godwin]

And if someone is in your space, it stays on you forever.

[Tom Griswold]

But Josh and I both have a thing about how in fact there's A literal thing from the show. If you're for guests, they're asked not to wear any cologne or perfume, right?

[Chick McGee]

I. Yeah, I have a weird allergy to whatever. Some of this.

[Tom Griswold]

I just find it offensive most of the time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Yeah. I get. Physically.

[Josh Arnold]

There are people who swear by cologne, man.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't dissuade them, no matter what you say.

[Chick McGee]

You sure can't.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like, man, I smelled you coming. What are you doing?

[Christy Lee]

Patchouli is a plant, so it is interesting. Based on an essential oil.

[Chick McGee]

It sure smells like it.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's natural. So is elephant dung, but I don't want to rub it all over my face.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, that's dookie. Dolores, did you not wear cologne or anything like that when you were a kid?

[Tom Griswold]

There may have been a brief English leather phase, but I doubt it. Oh, I. I think one of my brothers had. I. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I love the Brute, man. When I was in high school, until.

[Chick McGee]

It didn't bother me back then, man.

[Josh Arnold]

I never wore it, but it's like that stuff stinks. Don't I wish.

[Chick McGee]

Brute stink.

[Tom Griswold]

I wish I had the memo. I'm not joking. There was a memo from my kids school years ago about that they banned Axe deodorant.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they, they banned the body spray. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it was just so prevalent. It was driving the teachers crazy.

[Pat Godwin]

Crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. So. But, so this study, though, this is a much more subtle sense that. Do you remember the thing we had. God, years ago, there was a service. I'll have to find the story. I'm sorry. Remember where. That you would wear. They would send you a shirt. Remember this, Christy? And you would wear the shirt.

[Christy Lee]

It was a pheromone study, wasn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

And then they would cut the shirt into squares and they would send it to people and they would pick their date that way. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Hmm.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is saying what? That women will pick their friends? They're likely to. If they like the scent of someone, they're more likely to become their friend.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. The high friendship potential goes up.

[Tom Griswold]

But isn't that weird that women often meet in restrooms?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, are we gonna do that?

[Pat Godwin]

Is that where we're going?

[Chick McGee]

We're not going in there for smell.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to. Do we have. Have we numbered our hack premises?

[Josh Arnold]

I was gonna call you our hack premises.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute, Art.

[Josh Arnold]

Hacky? Yeah. I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Women always go to the bathroom in twos.

[Christy Lee]

That's what we can talk about.

[Chick McGee]

It's Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly what we're doing.

[Tom Griswold]

You have couches in your bathrooms. We don't.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's because we have cramps and we have to sit down sometimes.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Cramps? That's what the couches are for. Cramps.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe you gotta lay down a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

And have you noticed the difference between dogs and cats?

[Tom Griswold]

Dogs and cats are flying to New York on a plane. They're going to la. Wait a minute. That's another hack.

[Chick McGee]

Did you know there's a story out there? I was just reading about the scientists have proven that women exaggerate their PMS pains.

[Josh Arnold]

You couldn't even get.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not even painful.

[Chick McGee]

I was already. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. It's all in their heads.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you should have been a mile. So last night then.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, I have the top five colognes as of today from a magazine called Gentlemen Today. Take it for what it's worth. I will give you a hint. Here's the guy who's running the survey. Do we have a picture of him? He's. He's really something.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, pop.

[Josh Arnold]

Top five colognes in America today.

[Chick McGee]

He's so punchable.

[Josh Arnold]

There he is.

[Christy Lee]

He's punchable.

[Pat Godwin]

Look, wants.

[Tom Griswold]

He looks like a. He looks like a young alpha. Alec Baldwin. If Alec Baldwin's head had been put in a vice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Number one, Gravity with a umlaut over.

[Christy Lee]

The E. I've never heard of that.

[Josh Arnold]

By particle. Also power and poison a bottle. That's all number one. Number two is Savage Sauvage by Dior or Sauvage. Have you ever that. I think that's the one Johnny Depp does.

[Chick McGee]

Holding a guitar in the desert.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the one.

[Josh Arnold]

And then by Prada, it's Lun Rasa. Ocean.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Red Moon Ocean.

[Josh Arnold]

Red Luna Ocean.

[Chick McGee]

Lunarosa.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Then number four is Givenchy. Gives us Gentleman society.

[Pat Godwin]

Sounds like a strip club.

[Josh Arnold]

And then I might try this next one, Burberry. It's called Hero. Oh, here he wonder how much that's called.

[Chick McGee]

They say that a hero will save us. I'm not gonna stand.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's this for? My ass.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Chad Kroger, but just his solo project.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that's really.

[Josh Arnold]

He had a solo project?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, for a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I did not know that neither.

[Josh Arnold]

So no cologne for you, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

And if I decide to start wearing cologne, I can't come into the studio, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll get you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll get you.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. He'll let me leave. You can stay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If you remember, we've been through that. I really learned my work worth that day.

[Tom Griswold]

Do your brothers work alone?

[Chick McGee]

No. No, nobody does.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

I think my dad had the same because he didn't allow it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it bothered him a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did your mother wear a lot of perfume?

[Chick McGee]

No. No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Did she ever notice a musky smell?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, four boys in the house. I guarantee that house had to have after a day of Wiffle ball.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure it was brutal.

[Christy Lee]

Well, back in the day, in the 70s and 80s, didn't women wear musk? Well, a lot. Wasn't that so?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, sure.

[Christy Lee]

That was a big time.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you know anyone that I know? Pat has a song about this. About people who smell like weed.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that person? Yeah, we all do.

[Chick McGee]

They're all.

[Christy Lee]

Everywhere I go it smells like weed Sorry, I didn't mean to steal your.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a good opening line.

[Christy Lee]

It's true.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to play it for us, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

I'd be glad to. You're gonna have to give me a second.

[Tom Griswold]

We're getting.

[Pat Godwin]

Shut up.

[Josh Arnold]

Once again, Pat is the equivalent to the lady in line at the grocery store. Oh, I have to pay well, but this did. Hang on a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but this is. This is a song he performs live. You make Haywood look organized.

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't. There's got to be an easier way to find this song. You still haven't found it.

[Pat Godwin]

Found it.

[Christy Lee]

You think you'd know your songs by now.

[Pat Godwin]

I actually do. In fact, watch. I don't even know why I was looking for it, but you guys make me so nervous and you heckle me that I don't know where the hell I am.

[Chick McGee]

Understanding. Understandable.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so every time you forget the lyrics, you'll hear a sound from over here.

[Josh Arnold]

Play something you know.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that's a great way to enjoy it. Set me up for failure.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. You can start now.

[Pat Godwin]

Louder.

[Josh Arnold]

Clam.

[Pat Godwin]

I heard it Everywhere I go it smells like weed oh, grocery store, it's gift Even standing in line at the DMV Everywhere I go it smells like weed Only you know it does on the way to work it's that reefer I smell I smell hot at my hotel Ganjas in the air on every street at the gym and my church Smells like weed I went to Tacoma There was a marijuana Roma, Sanibel and Captiva oh, I smell cannabis sativa I smell cannabis sativa on the flesh ride home it reeks of weed the tsa, they all agreed. My suitcase smells like stems and seeds Everywhere I go smells like weed. My hair and my clothes smell like weed. Maybe I shouldn't smoke so much weed. See, it's me all along who smells like weed.

[Chick McGee]

The shy Malian twist.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did that without.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like an O. Henry novel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Getting ready for 4:20.

[Christy Lee]

It was Sunday.

[Tom Griswold]

How would I know that?

[Christy Lee]

Easter.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you sing that on Easter?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, I sang it for you, but you weren't home.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's forget about the fact that it's his birthday today.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is April 22nd.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, but April 20th is coming up is what he just said.

[Tom Griswold]

363 days.

[Chick McGee]

Now, this doesn't shock me coming from the man who yesterday, halfway through the show went well. And we conclude our show left.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's wrap it all up.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope you're doing something. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You're a mess. Why are you this discombobulated? Is there something we can do to help you? Do you need another. You need another monitor over there or something?

[Chick McGee]

I was laughing about that all day yesterday. Well, we conclude.

[Tom Griswold]

As we conclude our program.

[Pat Godwin]

That was it. That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

As we conclude our program.

[Chick McGee]

We still had a good hour and a half.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I figured you guys would all be ghosting.

[Christy Lee]

Was that what we were thinking?

[Pat Godwin]

We always ghost that last.

[Josh Arnold]

Hell yeah. That's how you get through the day.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up. Christy, what have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up when you're waiting. Beer. We have 260 pounds of prohibited pork products found at the border.

[Josh Arnold]

Prohibited pork products.

[Tom Griswold]

This is, this is the second time.

[Christy Lee]

And we have Chipotle. Big news from Chipotle.

[Tom Griswold]

And is that. That story is really. That says a lot about contemporary. The contemporary world we live in. You'll see why I like that place. Oh, I. I do too. But when you see what they're doing, you'll be quite surprised. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Show. Portions of the show brought to you by Champion Windows. This is the Bob and Tom Show. It's part sports.

[Chick McGee]

We have football on the brain, part pop culture. Dennis Leary, True or false. You refuse to wear a glove with Mickey Mantle's signature on it for the movie.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Josh Arnold]

Red Sox blood, the Bruins blood, they run deep.

[Bob]

Add in the best celebrity interview.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

How are you, sir?

[Josh Arnold]

Just cut over a 24 hour virus.

[Chick McGee]

The antidote is to appear on the Rich Eisen Show.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go. I would have done it earlier.

[Bob]

And you've got the Rich Eisen show podcast.

[Chick McGee]

There is a medicinal quality to appearing on this program.

[Bob]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

A swell song just performed moments ago.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Beautiful. Not one mistake, as I recall.

[Pat Godwin]

One.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, chick.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Just checking on sweat. Sweat and body odor.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Because we had it in the news and I'm trying to find. I know we had an interesting story a few years ago. I can't find. Was a dating service in which they would send you a sweatshirt or a T shirt. You'd wear it for a couple days. Right, Chris?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I tried to find that story during the break, too, and I found it.

[Tom Griswold]

And then they would. They would cut it up, right? And then people would smell the various swatch. Are they called swatches?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And then they would match you up by smell, like, oh, that guy smells good. I want to meet him. Him?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But this is in the wake of this study from Cornell University about the importance of smell with friendship. I did find a bunch of interesting things while looking for it. This is fascinating. Of. Of speaking of smells. Fathers can recognize their own child.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Based on the odor of the child. Really interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you sure you don't have the. The poll from a family of wolves over there?

[Tom Griswold]

It says the experiment involved 56 fathers and 73 of their biological children.

[Josh Arnold]

And they picked out their kids.

[Tom Griswold]

Fathers were able to recognize their child's body odor a third of the time.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's not very good.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's not very good at all.

[Christy Lee]

Third of the time.

[Tom Griswold]

As opposed to 70% success rate from random guessing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so still not good.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a minute. That's upside down.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. Research said fathers perform better than the chance of identifying their child's body odor at all age groups.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that. But 70%. Just guess.

[Chick McGee]

Right? Right.

[Tom Griswold]

17%.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, that's different.

[Chick McGee]

No, he misspoke.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

The larger point. I mean, that's fascinating. Do you think you could recognize the smell of your girls, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, one wears a signature scent, so I know what that would be.

[Josh Arnold]

Coco Chanel.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, not vodka.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't. Doesn't have a hint.

[Tom Griswold]

Man.

[Josh Arnold]

Sweat doesn't have a hint.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for going with sweat. By the Way, Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

That's where I'm going.

[Tom Griswold]

I was trying to change the subject before it got really nasty.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. They're watching on YouTube.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So sorry. So sorry, ladies.

[Josh Arnold]

Hint of bleach.

[Chick McGee]

They're still blacked out.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you think that human beings have a superpower? This is kind of off the subject.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Of recognizing a child. Crime? Crying in the middle of the night when you're dead asleep.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I can do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. For your kid. Absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure that's an advantage in evolution.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

All moms have that ear. The ear never closes.

[Josh Arnold]

Not necessarily moms.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. And dads. Can you do that with your dogs, too? My dog will wake me in the middle.

[Tom Griswold]

My dog.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Fletcher will walk over, either jump on the bed, which he's. No, he knows he's not supposed to do when I'm there. I have a feeling he does it when I'm gone. And then. But he'll. He'll wake me up, take his nose and go. Unless you'd like a adventurous defecation, you'd better take me out right now.

[Josh Arnold]

You say he picks his nose?

[Tom Griswold]

No, he rubs his nose. Okay, how about this one? Headline Wall Street Journal, can perfume turn people on? People are using pheronome perfumes to connect with potential love interests. And there are actual deodorants designed to do this.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, but we've had plenty of stories, too, that say pheromones aren't. Do not affect.

[Christy Lee]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

So it's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. According to this, they've interviewed a bunch of people. You've heard of something called Vanilla Skin from a company called Fleur? No, one User said it's the money maker. Now, how about this one? A stripper said clients pay her more when she wears Elizabeth Taylor's White Diamonds.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we talked about that. And you know why, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Reminds them of their mother.

[Christy Lee]

Moms wore White Diamonds.

[Josh Arnold]

Yikes.

[Christy Lee]

That's creepy.

[Chick McGee]

So while they don't think, oh, oh, I've been wanting to have sex with my mom. So this stripper is now turning me on. It's just in your head as a comfort. As a.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. The smell you recognize.

[Chick McGee]

Right. It really is interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did your mother wear a signature scent?

[Josh Arnold]

White Shoulders.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

White Shoulders.

[Christy Lee]

My mom wore Taboo.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't your mom wear Chick White Castle?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I mean, she worked there.

[Josh Arnold]

Actually, she started working there. She did. I'm not kidding. No, no, she did for 25 years. But she started working there after I moved. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Ran away.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm out of here, you guys kill yourself. Good night.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, while Kristen I both desperately trying to find the story, I ran into this one.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, you guys summed up the story pretty well.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we've covered.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we're good.

[Chick McGee]

What I'm saying is you're off the hook for trying to find the one with the swaths.

[Christy Lee]

What are you guys gonna do for two hours?

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's not what we.

[Chick McGee]

It's not what we were saying. Not what we were saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead. Silence.

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, keep saying go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't you start. Why don't you start wearing a cologne? I know you have an eye on a scent, so to speak.

[Tom Griswold]

I never wear a cologne.

[Josh Arnold]

You've never gone into a store going, I wonder what that delightful smell is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's usually baked goods.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you do to the. What do you do to the scent? Ladies that are positioned outside of the department stores. You are. Hi, would you like to try Some of you. Get away from me.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't walk over to that counter.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I would. If I got sprayed and they didn't ask my permission. You would see a man murder. Not murder, but damage so much. I mean, I would, I would kick the glass counter. It would. In fact, I kind of want it to happen.

[Pat Godwin]

They ask, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they do. And they spray it on a card. Now they don't spray you.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I'm a card.

[Christy Lee]

And you know why? Because I bet that did happen once.

[Chick McGee]

It had to have.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I imagine there have been some very serious losses.

[Chick McGee]

My eyes.

[Christy Lee]

Does your, does your girl, does your lady wear a scent?

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, I'm used. I, Whatever it is, I don't know what it is, but yeah, I know what she smells like.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And then as you know, my sister, where I can all. I've never had smelled anyone else wearing it except for one other person. I don't know what it is, but it's. And, but it's very subtle.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, but she's worn the same scent.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Forever.

[Chick McGee]

Subtle's the key, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm looking for a new I can.

[Tom Griswold]

Tie this into sports chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Odell, do you remember the, The Odell Beckham Jr. Jockstrap candle?

[Josh Arnold]

I, I do not. I can't imagine us not doing the story though, so I'm just forgetting this.

[Tom Griswold]

Says a company called BET Us created a sculptural candle shaped like Odell Beckham Jr's torso, covered only by a jock strap.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right. Yes, it was like a bas relief, if you will, of the.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

And the. Pierce the press release. It smells just like the sexiest NFL players jock strap. Yeah, I love. This is my favorite thing when they. They use the. The word notes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I do. I love.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, the wine. The wine. Guys. There's a note of walnut.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And. Let's see. And a note of a fraud. A note of pretentious. Know it all know this. It says The Odell Beckham Jr. Candle smells like a woody fragrance. Oh, citrus. Christy, what's a neroli flower?

[Christy Lee]

Neroli. How do you spell that?

[Tom Griswold]

N E R O L. I've never heard of it.

[Christy Lee]

Never heard of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Green, lavender and amber. Amber, I assume is a stripper at a Miami. Amber is not area club. Smells good. The candles, by the way, were $50.

[Chick McGee]

The Kardashians eat them.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very good. That's very.

[Josh Arnold]

But not after midnight. They'll turn into monsters.

[Pat Godwin]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

They multiply.

[Josh Arnold]

There they are.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there it is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they are very statuesque.

[Tom Griswold]

And. And the wick, by the way, it's. It is a. It's a. It's a. It's a torso with a jock strap. And in this case, one of them is kind of a reddish. The other one is white. White. But the wick is at the top where the chest would be.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

It would be much funnier if came out.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's got to melt down. You don't want it upside down. You mean you wanted upside down come out the weane. You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so that's a. So the only thing about OBJ is the. His six pack and his jock strap.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder how. I wonder how they sold.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

But I know that the most famous candle of this ilk, I would think would be the Gwyneth Paltrow candle that.

[Christy Lee]

Was called Christian Christie smells like my vagina.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Give me a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean Emmett, not yours.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Gwyneth Paltrow. That'd be really weird if Paltrow made a. Yeah, it smelled like Christy Lee's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Researched the entire nation and we came up with.

[Christy Lee]

How do you feel about those plug in air freshener things that.

[Chick McGee]

They're not great.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't like it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they make. I mean, I can make my eyes water sometime. Yeah. I just like somebody's house and they have those.

[Josh Arnold]

I just like to have a candle out. It doesn't even have to be lit it every. Now I can.

[Tom Griswold]

I can still yeah, your apartment. You're currently doing Ode to Puppy Poop.

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly. But we haven't had an accident since last Thursday. So progress.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

That's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Puppy owners need to know it. It. You'll be okay.

[Christy Lee]

It just takes a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Our. Our little guy, finally. Little Dungy finally is doing. Really?

[Josh Arnold]

My puppy. She was a terror until she reached about a year and a half, two years old and just.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Just flipped, man. She chewed up the woodwork in a room. Evidently. Because it was good. It must have been delicious.

[Pat Godwin]

I lost remote control last week.

[Christy Lee]

I've got. I've had that happen.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So sorry to hear that. Now, speaking of things that smell good, flowers certainly smell good.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, a lot of people will be.

[Tom Griswold]

Getting flowers for Mother's Day, but maybe those flowers will be dead.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you feel about the term stuff? Stink? Pretty.

[Christy Lee]

Stink.

[Josh Arnold]

No, stink pretty like flowers. Flowers stink pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

No, flowers can be nice. But I got a much better idea for you from Stephen Singer, Stephen Singer Jewelers. Stephen has the brand new limited edition 24 karat gold dipped blue moon rose for Mother's Day. There's one right over there and it's kind of a greenish blue. It's just gorgeous. And by the way, these come in a beautiful box with a great card card telling all those moms how much you love them. And of course it comes and is shipped for free from Steven Singer Jewelers. It's an exclusive from Stephen and he warned us last week we were talking to him, he said this is a limited edition. Last year's flower ran out. And so I'm telling you, this is your call to action. You might want to get this done today. Grab your phone, go to I hate stevensinger.com. also I would like to recommend the At Last Bracelet. Bracelet that is going to really impress those moms out there. Beautiful diamond bracelet and quite the value. Yes, and it's of course real diamonds, none of the fake stuff. Stephen is a big advocate for actual real earth born diamonds. And of course the famous upgrade guarantee. Maybe you've got some earrings. You want to upgrade them? Well, you can do it with Stephen Singer and get that full value the second time around. Ihatestevensinger.com is the place shipping is free. Once again, I'm going to be using my mean voice. These will not be restocked. Tom. I wanted to get him it. I did it too late and couldn't give. I'm not gonna listen.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's this whiny baby?

[Tom Griswold]

That's someone writing me a letter. Being Me? It's I hate stevensinger.com. steven's a great guy. Speaking of dogs, got Buddy the dog, of course.

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Goes to the shop every day with him. Shipping is free. Did I mention that? Three times. Okay, good. It's I hate stephensinger dot com. Coming up in the news, we have a hot story out of Chipotle. And you work all your life. You finally get your dream. Come car. We'll see what happens. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh Arnold. Hey, I'm Chick Magee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, parts and service you need fast from the professional parts department people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, oh.

[Josh Arnold]

O'Reilly.

[Christy Lee]

Ow.

[Josh Arnold]

Auto Parts.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. That was a premature owl. Yep, every got a premature. Ow.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh.

[Chick McGee]

It happens to the best of us. Oh my gosh.

[Christy Lee]

Don't be embarrassed. It's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I. I did that on purpose because I want to Christy to do this story about this poor guy gets his dream car. Well, you'll see what happens.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, hold on a second. I was, I wasn't prepared for that. The man saved up 10 years to buy his dream car. It was a brand new Ferrari 458 Spider. Oh, yeah. Ended up watching.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a. That is a beautiful machine.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I've seen some. They're very flat. Very flat.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, they're very low to the ground.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Flat.

[Christy Lee]

But he ended up watching that Ferrari go up in flames the day he drove it for the first time. That's Japanese social media abuzz with the sad story of a Mr. Hong Kong.

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

H o N. K o N. Oddly.

[Josh Arnold]

Enough, that's also the sound his horn makes.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Hong Kong.

[Tom Griswold]

Hong Kong.

[Josh Arnold]

Hong Kong.

[Christy Lee]

A young music producer who spent a fortune on this dream Ferrari sports car.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it another apology text?

[Christy Lee]

The 33 year old recently took to X Twitter to share the story of how he could only enjoy his dream Ferrari for a few minutes. It caught fire while he was driving it on the Shuto Expressway in Tokyo.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the Shuto Expressway.

[Pat Godwin]

Right by the Hershey Highway.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

So I was heading down to Shooto, you know, and.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, he had no insurance or something. What's the big deal here?

[Pat Godwin]

What's going on?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he. The problem was he had one of those hibachi Grills right there. Right there in the front seat.

[Chick McGee]

That would be.

[Christy Lee]

Did you spill something?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I got a spill over here.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my God.

[Pat Godwin]

Every day with the spill.

[Josh Arnold]

It really does seem like every day you spill something you're gonna have to.

[Pat Godwin]

Wear a stickum now like the football player.

[Christy Lee]

Can we get you a velcro cup so it sticks to the table?

[Chick McGee]

You know, I've got some brochures I'd like.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to thank my friends from Java House because it's easier to wipe.

[Josh Arnold]

Up when you spell.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been asking the Java House people to make a spill proof coffee.

[Chick McGee]

It is only a matter of months before we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Here, look at this brochure. Doesn't this place look?

[Pat Godwin]

I mean they have watched, they have bocce ball.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and look, these people just seem.

[Pat Godwin]

To be enjoying smiling in the brochure.

[Josh Arnold]

Look, everyone's. And look, the people, they all wear name tags.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that nice? Under control.

[Chick McGee]

Look. And if you spill something, there are people to clean you.

[Pat Godwin]

Wednesday Sloppy.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd be interested to find out if you'll answer me honestly. How did the latest spill occur?

[Tom Griswold]

I put this straw in because I'm drinking iced tea. So I put ice in it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I didn't want the ice to be rattling, Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, unlike your sugar packets. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So I put a straw in. Then when I reached back, I caught the straw. Oh, that happen?

[Chick McGee]

That does happen.

[Tom Griswold]

This is why I keep scissors here.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what, so I can.

[Christy Lee]

Cut your straws off?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So it doesn't stick out for. And then, and then I take. I take this straw so I can snort fentanyl during. During the breaks. And then I can. Then I can also use mentioning that.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

For a little. A little. The animal anima.

[Josh Arnold]

The man. See the man who has a spell in the studio. What happened, sir?

[Chick McGee]

So does this guy get a new spider?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. That's all the information I have. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the guy's name.

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Look at. Looks like a toasted marshmallow.

[Josh Arnold]

That is, that's. That's like a quarter of a million dollars dollars, I think price point that.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, a Ferrari. Like that's ridiculous.

[Christy Lee]

Let's look at the price point.

[Josh Arnold]

What kind of incredible loser has to buy like a little sports car to make him feel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, like the one you have in the park.

[Josh Arnold]

Shut up. Like he's, you know, somebody. You know, maybe I always belittled at work.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I like that.

[Christy Lee]

You guys like your cars about 233 to $287,000.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this what, 280s?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow. Yeah. So quarter of a million dollars.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You nailed it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever noticed sometimes though, you see the guys, they're men of a certain age and they're in some of those really low slung cars and they can't get out?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They pull up. They pull up. When you see this sort of elaborate dance where they have to, you know, put their thing, then they got to pull on a rod to get.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's hard.

[Chick McGee]

I prefer to climb up and climb down, getting in and out of a car.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you mean like I want to.

[Chick McGee]

Step up and step down.

[Tom Griswold]

When my mom was. Toward the end, when she was very. She was in her mid-90s, she loved my Suburban because she could walk up to it, grab that handle, and there was a step to get in and she couldn't really get in a regular car comfortably.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is hard.

[Tom Griswold]

So, yeah, I. And I've been driving either suburbans or SUVs for so long, I can't remember the last time I. I haven't owned.

[Christy Lee]

A regular car and a sedan, if.

[Tom Griswold]

You will, in 40 years.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I haven't. I mean, a regular, that Datsun, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I still can't get over. They stop pretty much making sedans and.

[Christy Lee]

Major car companies really hard to find a good one.

[Josh Arnold]

They're all. Everything's an issue.

[Chick McGee]

Crossovers and suv.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's funny, if you see an old movie, New York City, and you see all the yellow cabs and all the regular cars and no SUVs, that's all gone. Yeah. Well, I feel sorry for mister. Looks like this guy's name is spelled H O N, K O N. So is it hon con or honkon?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I don't know. I would say hon.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what last name is?

[Pat Godwin]

Bobo.

[Josh Arnold]

I say because we find out. And it starts with discussing it endlessly.

[Tom Griswold]

Because my point, Josh, is that honk on sounds like a sex move. Oh, I got my honk on.

[Josh Arnold]

He's loving.

[Tom Griswold]

I got it all over my face.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I think it's great that you can enjoy it that much by yourself. Yes, it's really nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm over here soaked.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, oh, my gosh, you are. You really took one to the left.

[Christy Lee]

In the other room.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a pair of pants in the other room.

[Christy Lee]

All right, well, go change and we'll.

[Pat Godwin]

Take a whole wardrobe. Wardrobe rack back there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, it's like a Nordstrom.

[Tom Griswold]

The Good news. I could go grab another a tea with my. With my peel and pour. You'll have one in five seconds, I think. Although just to save time, I'll just peel it and pour it on my croc.

[Chick McGee]

Eliminate the middleman.

[Tom Griswold]

I have asked my friends at Java House to please make it unspillable tea.

[Pat Godwin]

It was cold.

[Christy Lee]

They can get you a sippy cup.

[Pat Godwin]

That might be next.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what you need.

[Christy Lee]

You do?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you have a Stanley like everybody else in your family?

[Josh Arnold]

You hate Stanley.

[Christy Lee]

Why do you hate them?

[Tom Griswold]

Because they're. They chew up the.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they?

[Tom Griswold]

The. What's that thing called? The. The cup holders.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they take up so much room.

[Christy Lee]

They make different. Different sizes.

[Tom Griswold]

Radio. Because there's a.

[Chick McGee]

They're white. They're very.

[Tom Griswold]

A 3 foot Stanley in the way.

[Chick McGee]

Because of all the damage to cup holders. They're very unpopular.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody wants.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, nobody.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Stockers.

[Tom Griswold]

There's one other person out there that hates them as much as I do.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure they're different sizes, though. You don't have to get the big one.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

My dog. My daughters have the ones that. They're like camels. They could drink for a week.

[Chick McGee]

I have the Ollie. It's white. Oh, thank you very much. Laurel and Hardy joke. If anybody wanted to pay attention, that'd be cool.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't get it.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom is very distracted.

[Tom Griswold]

Excellent joke. I did an Amos and Andy. Amos and Andy.

[Chick McGee]

Stanley and Ollie. You know, when you don't get things, you can just sit quietly and you won't look so dumb.

[Josh Arnold]

Oliver Hardy.

[Tom Griswold]

Golly.

[Josh Arnold]

Ollie.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my goodness.

[Christy Lee]

See a lot of Stanley and broken loose in here.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, it's.

[Chick McGee]

It's not very top of mind, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one was the fat one?

[Christy Lee]

The Ollie guy?

[Chick McGee]

Oliver Hardy.

[Christy Lee]

Was he the fat one?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So that's ironic that the Stanleys are so big.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, Stan le.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a hell of a leap you took there.

[Tom Griswold]

I finally paid off Josh.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, Stan Laurel lived in the Los Angeles area and he was in the phone book in like the early 60s. Before he died. Yeah, of course, when he died, he wasn't in the phone book. I mean, he was. Didn't do you any good.

[Chick McGee]

Eventually edited.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. After you died. You call him all day.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm still mopping over here.

[Pat Godwin]

Was it a full cup?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. This is the most outstanding thing I've ever seen in my life.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, if one of us.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you imagine he Would ban drinks in the studio. One of us did this. It would be all over for us.

[Christy Lee]

If you're just joining us. Where are we, Tom?

[Josh Arnold]

There is a puddle.

[Tom Griswold]

We're in the very wet Tom area of the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom program. Thank you. Sorry, I. It was a minor spill.

[Christy Lee]

A minor spill Sucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Brand new. Brand new cup of iced tea.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you have underwear back there, too?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I do.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, it's. It. It soaked right through to your bare thigh. So hot. Okay, you want me to come over there and lick it off? Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Now we're back to back Body Heat going full circle.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And I spilled some right on my anus.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, how did you spill tea on your anus?

[Tom Griswold]

You have to want to purposefully knowing that you'd want to lick it off.

[Josh Arnold]

Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

All right, Body Heat, they're licking off the backside.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that one character. Butt Munch, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Hell, yeah. Jeez, here comes.

[Josh Arnold]

But it wasn't even popular.

[Chick McGee]

Anybody got a butt I can munch?

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, how you doing? I'm Butt much? That nickname. Ah, well, you'll find out.

[Chick McGee]

Anybody got a soits?

[Josh Arnold]

Turn around. Can I munch your butt with Redson?

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that one of your songs, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Munch your butt. Munch your butt, baby.

[Chick McGee]

Munch your butt.

[Josh Arnold]

Munch your butt, baby.

[Pat Godwin]

I like that.

[Chick McGee]

What do you guys prefer? Cracker Jagger? Butt munch. Butt button munch.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you remember screaming yellow Zonkers?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, those were like popcorn snacks.

[Chick McGee]

And then my grandpa called Cheetos Zonkers.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he did.

[Chick McGee]

Everything became Zonkers. Wonderful. Hey, you want some Zonkers?

[Pat Godwin]

He called the nurse zonkers, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he was mildly insane, but just.

[Tom Griswold]

The last two decades. I'm sorry, Christy, I've lost my place last. Oh, we had the poor guy whose Ferrari caught on fire.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I.

[Chick McGee]

You hate to hear it, because the guy did say for 10 years, but.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, wouldn't he have had insurance?

[Chick McGee]

Hopefully it was replaced somehow. Yeah, it's. They're not supposed to burst into flames, right?

[Christy Lee]

I would think it might be a Ferrari.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know, I mean, maybe this guy. Did he ram into something?

[Chick McGee]

No, it sounds like it was.

[Christy Lee]

It caught on fire on the freeway.

[Josh Arnold]

It didn't burst into flames. It was a thermal incident.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, Christy, isn't there a video.

[Josh Arnold]

Of a guy I bought. Just bought a new Harley and he.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yeah, he crashes Right up front.

[Josh Arnold]

He peels out of the. On the lot and just fishtails.

[Christy Lee]

Hasn't anybody crashed a car on a test drive? Oh, maybe I'm the only one.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you did?

[Pat Godwin]

Really? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So what do they do?

[Christy Lee]

I hit another car in the. In the lot.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, that's. That's a sensitive topic in this building.

[Christy Lee]

I ended up buying the car because I felt so guilty, I didn't even want the damn thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Were you Christy yet?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. This was early Christie.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, you gotta.

[Pat Godwin]

So you bought the car?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I bought the car. And then the car that I hit, the insurance took care of it, I guess. I don't know. Yeah, Zoe. So I drove a new. New quote, unquote. It was a used car, but it was still new to me. That had a. Forever a bad, bad topic.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a. There was an incident in the parking lot here. Here at the Shack.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Who hit who? The Shack's not here.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's. I mean, it's our other place of business. Well, you wouldn't know that.

[Chick McGee]

No, but who hit.

[Josh Arnold]

I was just there. You know why I'm not over there more often?

[Tom Griswold]

Because I'm there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep, that's it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Two of our employees had a scrap grape.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, there's not even that much. Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. How would you possibly. It's a small parking lot. They ran into each other, but they'll be able to take advantage of O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Josh Arnold]

It sounds like somebody's trying to meet somebody. That sounds like.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm sorry. Let's move forward. What else have you got over there?

[Josh Arnold]

I want to munch my butt.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's a hell of an opening line.

[Tom Griswold]

Sadly, there's probably a guy that uses it, and sadly, he.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, it works once.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like the guy that exposes himself. It must have worked for one guy one time.

[Josh Arnold]

When it works, it works.

[Christy Lee]

When we come back, we're going to talk about Chipotle. How's that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And we also have wild chimps getting drunk in the wild.

[Chick McGee]

You guys mix your Chipotle, or do you eat it as it's served to you? You mix everything up and then start eating it.

[Christy Lee]

No, I eat it as it's served to me. But I like to use the chips like a big. Like, eat them, like dip. Like, eat it like.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's. No, that's brilliant.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, it's the best way to do it.

[Josh Arnold]

The best way to do it is get flour tortillas and do the dipping with that.

[Christy Lee]

I like both chips instead of the chips. They have good chips. Now I'm gonna have to stop.

[Pat Godwin]

It's good stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is. I love their verde sauce.

[Josh Arnold]

Speaking of Java House, I like their green sauce.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a big fan of Java House in spite of the fact that. That I just spilled it all over my pants.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this a commercial for java? This is perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

How many gallons of Java House? And now let's say that we allow you to have another drink from Java House. We haven't decided yet because my mother would say, nope, that's all you get. Oh, yeah, Backhand me. Well, but what flavor are you going to have from Java House now?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this is currently the black tea. We'll see if it's how it does with my genes. Completely my fault. I understand.

[Chick McGee]

Now this is better because it's a peel and pour pod. You didn't have to wait for the curing and then pour it on your lap.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes.

[Chick McGee]

This bill happened way quicker.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was iced tea.

[Josh Arnold]

Think about how much time you say.

[Tom Griswold]

What is Java households revolutionizing coffee? And I should point out black tea and green tea. And athletically inclined folks out there can enjoy hydration drinks and energy drinks, lattes and more. The key to Java House is this little guy in my hand. It looks kind of like a Keurig cup, but it is, isn't. It's a concentrate. This is revolutionizing our coffee room. We've switched it all up. And you don't have to sit there by the Keurig machine. We've got a hot water machine and a regular water machine. And that's all we need because you peel and you pour and it's like I said, it's. It's lattes, it's all kinds of coffee, decaf, et cetera, et cetera.

[Christy Lee]

Hydration drinks, energy drinks.

[Tom Griswold]

You can even make one and pour it in your Stanley.

[Chick McGee]

You sure can.

[Tom Griswold]

When you get into my car to whip your Stanley around and wreck my dashboard. Oh, sorry. I'm gonna.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't tell how you feel about Stanley. You like them or.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, they're fine. They're great. And just. You have the same car I have. Don't you know if they've got two Stanley's in the upper thing in the cup holder? You can't access anything because they're in the way. Never. Never mind. Let's see. Back to our friends at Java House. We want you to try this because it's revolutionizing the home coffee experience. And tea experience and the experience at the office. And you can get a great deal right now because you're going to save a ton of money anyway if you go to java house.com and 25% off your order if you use the code Bob and Tom. Write it out like one big long word. B O B A N D T O M. No spaces. That's Bob and Tom is the code java house.com. see what I'm talking about about Java House, the official coffee and Java House, the official refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show. I have begged them to make one. I can't spill all over my pants. I will take this one. It was, it was entirely my fault. Wow. I have to stand up. My crotch is all moist. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any, any part of the show you missed later Today on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

It's coming. It's on your pants. I am wet from my, from my.

[Josh Arnold]

Waist to my knee for the Bob and Tom Show. Tom has spilled a drink that had at least 2 liters of liquid in it and it has gone every. Everywhere.

[Christy Lee]

You would think since you have all those clothes you would take advantage of that and not sit in your.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, why not? Did you go change your pants?

[Tom Griswold]

I'll do it later. I'm fine.

[Christy Lee]

All right, we do it later. It'll be dry. Won't matter.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, my left leg feels like Josh Arnold at a pornographic movie theater five minutes in.

[Christy Lee]

Well.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I didn't know he took it outside anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I just, I still search for those theaters. I like the community aspect of it.

[Josh Arnold]

The movie's secondary.

[Chick McGee]

Right, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

It was only a few years ago that a famous now deceased actor.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, yes, of course. Down in Sarasota.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Do they still have pornography?

[Chick McGee]

There must be some somewhere. But I have. No, I mean, there's. They can't be. They have to be very rare.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a story for tomorrow about. But in New York City, they've opened up a video store. Did you see this?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So the return of a, of a place that rents videos again. Yeah. So everything old is new again.

[Christy Lee]

DVDs or VHS?

[Tom Griswold]

I think both. But I, I'll. I just saw it and I'd read the headline and didn't have time to grab it. But I'm wondering if there still is a.

[Josh Arnold]

What is it about me that I remember the names at the Bexley and the World theaters were where you watched naughty movies. When I was a kid it was the Roxy.

[Christy Lee]

I can't remember the name but it was on Washington Street. That's all I remember.

[Chick McGee]

I think it was the Avalon because I remember I would. I loved looking at the movies and stuff in the newspaper. Oh yeah, the ads and the times and all that. And I always go, hey, what's Avalon? I was like, no, no, that's not a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Ironically, the Avalon is one of the best albums from the great band Roxy movie music of all time.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Great mood. Lovely mood album.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's go back to talking about Grateful.

[Pat Godwin]

Dead top 10 albums.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't Brian Ferry sing like a vampire?

[Tom Griswold]

Haven't you always said that rhodendron is a nice flower? Do the strand. Yeah, it's great stuff. Now I'm sorry that we got derailed because I spilled. My fault.

[Chick McGee]

Fault.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's move forward here, Christie. I want to hear about this Chipotle thing. I think it's ridiculous, but go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Chipotle. We all love them. They're heading south of the border. That's right. They're going to open their first location in Mexico.

[Tom Griswold]

Finally, Mexican food for people in Mexico.

[Josh Arnold]

At long last they're sticking it right in their face, huh?

[Christy Lee]

California based chain plans to open the restaurant early next year. It will be Chipotle's first location south of the border in its 30 year history.

[Tom Griswold]

This is going to do as well as that ice machine company I invested in. They're installing them in igloos.

[Christy Lee]

You don't know, they might love it down in Mexico, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean is this like putting a Pizza Hut in Italy?

[Pat Godwin]

Olive Garden.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, isn't there authentic Mexican food in Mexico?

[Chick McGee]

Plenty, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I mean, isn't that what. Isn't that what put Chi Chi's out of business? Genuine Mexican food from.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you slam chi cheese. It was great. You never even went there.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to Chi Chi's.

[Christy Lee]

Did you?

[Tom Griswold]

When I first moved down here, Bob and I were dragged there by somebody. No, but I mean.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you obviously did not have a chimichanga, but go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean they went out of business for a reason.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe it was because they had bad management.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, exactly. I don't think think it. People loved it.

[Christy Lee]

People did love it.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought they're coming back. Didn't that weren't.

[Christy Lee]

I think they are coming back a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

How does it say if. If you. If you go to the Chipotle in Mexico, presumably it'll be 300,000 pesos for the extra guac. Even though the. Even though. Even though the guac tree's right there.

[Josh Arnold]

What happened to Don Pablo? Was that a regional thing?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I love them too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Made their own chips.

[Christy Lee]

They let their salsa was to die.

[Josh Arnold]

Led you to believe that flour tortillas are made right there in front of you. They did, they were, or whatever.

[Christy Lee]

I remember the lady that was right there in the front usually.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I don't know about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that all right?

[Josh Arnold]

I heard they had a bag of tortillas under.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't that go. Didn't that go away, then become a comedy club? And then that went away. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And now it's your Panera Bread.

[Josh Arnold]

And now I'm wondering why I'm not in jail. I don't know, I. I don't know how.

[Tom Griswold]

It just seems odd to me that they would put a Chipotle in Mexico.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I agree. It does seem odd.

[Tom Griswold]

Look, I'm gonna go to the Louvre and see my kids drawings. That was on my refrigerator.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute. That's a big jump.

[Pat Godwin]

That is.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't really work. What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

This article is from 2023. December of 2023. And it's all about the last porn theater in Los Angeles. It's called the Tiki. And at the time of this article, the movie showing were Stepmom Seductions and Tiny and Tight Size Queens two, which I saw, but I had not seen the first one, so I was lost.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, tiny and tight. It's like the main size, queen size.

[Chick McGee]

It's one of those things where they're sort of profiling a customer as well. So after a long and tiring day at work, Mark headed. Here's the line that gets me. He goes to the theater and bought an eight hour ticket.

[Josh Arnold]

W. You can.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

You can specify by how long you're going to be in the theater.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's 10 minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. So this place is still. Still open. Theoretically, if it didn't close in the last year and a half or so.

[Josh Arnold]

And I bet that's what pulled them out of their low sales was the hour ticket.

[Christy Lee]

Eight hours.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, I guess, you know, you can watch.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Finish, go get lunch, come back. I don't know if they stamp your hand.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not a stamp.

[Josh Arnold]

Holy heck.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that's fascinating. So maybe it's just that experience has been imprinted on this guy and that's the only way he can find himself.

[Chick McGee]

It's $20 for four hours, 25 for eight and 30 for 12. And it does run 24 hours.

[Tom Griswold]

Or take your phone. And it's free.

[Chick McGee]

And no refunds, it says.

[Christy Lee]

So you have to stay the whole time. You. You can't.

[Chick McGee]

No. I don't know if you. That's a good.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Come and go, everybody.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you know, pass out. You know, the tiki.

[Chick McGee]

Enjoy out there, folks.

[Christy Lee]

The movie house that I was trying to think of. Thank you, Lisa. Is called the. It was called the art theater. It wasn't even.

[Tom Griswold]

And there wasn't even.

[Christy Lee]

Try.

[Tom Griswold]

We've discussed this before. There was a brief time in history, I want to say late 70s, drive in movies. Drive in movies turned into porn.

[Christy Lee]

I did do that. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I can remember there was one near Toledo, right off Interstate 80. You'd be going westbound, and all of a sudden you look up, oh, my God. And it was. You really had to slam with the brakes to get more than a few seconds. It's true.

[Josh Arnold]

How many, actually?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we had one like that, too. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I would think. I would think that the police could say, hey, look, you got to put up some kind of a barrier here.

[Josh Arnold]

We're going to the Skyborn Drive in in Fairborn, Ohio. Showed naughty movies.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Josh Arnold]

I see. You could easily see it from the highway, especially if you pulled over and just.

[Tom Griswold]

We have time for one quick story. Christy, what else have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

A quick story. Let's see here. U.S. customs officials in Texas discovered over 260 pounds of prohibited pork products in a single car. The agency said CBP officers at the Juarez Lincoln Bridge inspected a Dodge Caliber uncovered a black bag with prohibited pork items under the passenger seat. Further exam revealed multiple bags of pork in the rear hatch.

[Tom Griswold]

Hope to God it was refrigerated.

[Christy Lee]

249 pounds of chorizo tom. 8 pounds of pork sausage. 3 pounds of blood sausage seized.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Officials issued a civil penalty for the undeclared commercial quantity of prohibited pork products. Some of it got through the vehicle was seized.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. One guy. Keister the baloney. Wow. You don't want to go to jail. And what are you in for? Smuggling meat. Hey, meat smuggler. That's your. That's your new. That's your new nickname. Okay, gross. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We've had that story before.

[Christy Lee]

Well, maybe they. Maybe their pork's better than our pork. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I imagine it's probably significantly less regulated.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I agree with that.

[Tom Griswold]

Ergo show probably really dangerous.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We don't allow it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob]

This is the Bob and Tom show. Text us at 888-262-866. One more Bob and Tom next.

[Chick McGee]

All right, it's not free anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. With the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Looking up a song. Tom, you got a song ready? Got a song ready for Pat. There's Josh Arnold at the Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Chick McGee]

Sit there quietly, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm. I'm Chick Figy. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I'm gonna take one old story and we'll tie it into a new one.

[Chick McGee]

Okay? This is always.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about scents and the smell of various things. And we have a story coming out of Japan about hair. But I have this story first. 40% of Japanese high school girls say their fathers smell bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, their fathers smell bad. Can you read that real slow?

[Tom Griswold]

40% of Japanese high school girls.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, an anime fan. Or what do they call. What's the Japanese porn cartoon called?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. That's what Scratches.

[Chick McGee]

Daddy's a lot of tentacles.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. 40% said their fathers smell bad.

[Chick McGee]

Interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Well, maybe they should shower.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder if 40% of American high school girls would say their dads smell bad.

[Pat Godwin]

Fathers work hard. They probably smell bad when they come home.

[Christy Lee]

They eat a lot of fish, man. Maybe they smell fishy, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

My dogs smell fishy because they eat salmon. Dog food.

[Chick McGee]

There is a distinct difference in body odor, at least.

[Josh Arnold]

Well. But do dogs. Are they capable of performing oral on each other?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Look at Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no.

[Tom Griswold]

You said no. No.

[Josh Arnold]

I have an idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Just because you think something doesn't mean you have to share it. In fact, most of the time when you think something, just keep it to yourself. We were talking about.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, their breath smells. That's what I like. Fish.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What else would cause it?

[Chick McGee]

When I lived in Korea, my BO changed. It completely changed because of the diet. And I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

That would make sense.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

From horrific to awful?

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right.

[Christy Lee]

Josh does not have an odor.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh.

[Chick McGee]

There was a distinct difference. And Korean men's BO smell. Smells. Smelled very different than, like, when I'd be at the gym there. Yes. I would occasionally go to the gym, but smell differently.

[Pat Godwin]

Beat him to the bunch.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, do you believe him?

[Pat Godwin]

But he went to the gym. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

He said.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom. He went to the gym.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you just mistranslate the Sign. You thought it said pizza?

[Chick McGee]

I thought it said gum.

[Josh Arnold]

The word pizza.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought it said jumbo.

[Tom Griswold]

They're very severe Korean there. It's probably the same word.

[Josh Arnold]

Korea.

[Chick McGee]

The p. The Korean word for pizza, I believe, is pizza. I mean, that's everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that? What's the Korean word for gym?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Said you were there.

[Tom Griswold]

Your honor, I resurrect.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember. I don't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, that's hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

I did go to a Korean gym. I loved it. You know what they still had there?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

That weird thing where you stand and the belt goes around your waist like it shakes you. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, the useless machine.

[Chick McGee]

It was never not being used.

[Josh Arnold]

That's so great.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, again, my favorite is the one. It's always in the Three Stooges movies with the chase scene. There's always the big fat guy and he gets in there. It looks like he's sitting inside a. A washing machine or something and just his head is sticking out.

[Chick McGee]

A steamer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And then they run by and someone sticks a broom handle in it.

[Josh Arnold]

He can't get out.

[Tom Griswold]

And they go by 20 minutes later and there's this little tiny guy in there. I love that.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, those are. Those actually exist. And they're affordable. They're real inexpensive and you can buy them for your home.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the sauna.

[Josh Arnold]

They're like cloth or some heavy duty.

[Tom Griswold]

The kind where your head just.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

That does not that. What does that do for you?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's just like sitting in a sauna, only you, you know, your head sweat.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, but those are so comical. They're so funny. In any event, apparently Japanese high school girls think their dads all smell bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they do.

[Tom Griswold]

So who knows? But I brought it up because we have a really interesting story coming out of Japan involving AI in a very odd way.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to correct you. You're close. It's China. Hair salons there are harnessing the power of AI to wash customers hair.

[Chick McGee]

Weird.

[Christy Lee]

The devices purportedly rely on infrared sensors to detect the user's scalp before selecting the correct shampoo and shampooing method based on your hair type. Oh, not everyone, though, is a fan of the shampooing machines. Apparently, some users have complained that the scalp massage is too painful, that the devices do not clean thoroughly enough.

[Tom Griswold]

But also, isn't that one of the great things about getting a haircut? Getting the human touch? Absolutely, yes.

[Christy Lee]

When the automated service first launched, the cost of an AI shampooing session was about $1.35.

[Chick McGee]

How often does the AI say, say brunette again or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, never mind.

[Christy Lee]

But prices have shot up to $2.60 due to the popularity. They think so. Maybe some.

[Tom Griswold]

We have the photograph of the machine. Look at this thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It looks like the headdress on a Las Vegas stripper.

[Chick McGee]

It does.

[Christy Lee]

Very similar salon in Chicago that is doing this as well.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, what is that head? It just massages your head.

[Chick McGee]

And shampoos.

[Tom Griswold]

And shampoos.

[Chick McGee]

See how it's on, like, how dry your scalp is?

[Tom Griswold]

See how it's sealed? The black band seals the hair so it's wet in there.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, we're all picking left, aren't we?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You guys can't tell what the woman on the right looks.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's too much blubber in her face getting in the way.

[Josh Arnold]

She's gonna want to go to a pre dinner, I can tell you that.

[Pat Godwin]

She's gonna want an appetizer.

[Tom Griswold]

Just don't give AI. I don't want to go to the. Go to the barber shop or the salon and have the AI with scissors. Nothing. Nothing can go wrong now.

[Chick McGee]

The AI haircut will be scary.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you don't want that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not even sure I'd let a guy named Al cut my hair. This is still bothering. Am I the only one that. This drives me crazy. Crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We're letting them do AI without periods.

[Chick McGee]

I texted it yesterday, and I. I put the periods in when I'm fighting.

[Tom Griswold]

The man on this, but, yeah, it's. It just looks like Al all the time. And I don't know, would you want to have a. Have a shampoo from a machine?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

I like the human touch.

[Christy Lee]

I love the human touch. I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm not an electrician, but isn't that. I mean, the combination. Isn't that like putting a toaster in your bathtub?

[Chick McGee]

Car washes work pretty well.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, but I'm sitting on rubber tires.

[Chick McGee]

You got rubber soles, rubber solas.

[Christy Lee]

You're gonna get electrocuted.

[Tom Griswold]

First of all, I think that machine. I'm. I'm Josh. He'll be with me on this one. All right? That machine is downloading my brain.

[Chick McGee]

There's no doubt about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this is. This is. This is what's happening right, with the government.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, if it's downloading that lady's brain on the right night, portions here are so small.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy. Dreaming about Hostess again.

[Tom Griswold]

And for me, if. If I were to go to a. An an artificial intelligence hair washer. It would be like polishing a golf ball. Really?

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't you like the good paint polishing?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know what they need is, like, chatter to go along with you. My, you have lovely hair. My goodness.

[Christy Lee]

And they didn't tell you what I was gonna say. How are your kids?

[Chick McGee]

So are you done with work today or have you not go.

[Tom Griswold]

You see that?

[Christy Lee]

Always ask that.

[Tom Griswold]

You see that lady across the way? Total whore.

[Josh Arnold]

You got a big week. You have a big weekend planned.

[Chick McGee]

I treat hair stylists like I treat strippers. The less I hear about your kids in community college, the more I tip.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you let them. Do you let them know up front.

[Josh Arnold]

And your boyfriend and your girlfriend?

[Chick McGee]

I do. Yeah. Hey, keep the. Keep it zipped and I'll tip more. Can you imagine how rude that would be?

[Pat Godwin]

They would do it though.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Josh, when you take an Uber.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you check the box that says don't talk?

[Chick McGee]

No, I've never done that. That is rude.

[Christy Lee]

You do.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

I like talking to them.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to be truthful, but I.

[Chick McGee]

Found that you don't have. I mean, a lot of times you still don't talk and you didn't. I didn't have to check the box.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, just go talk to the guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Instead of checking the box, I prefer just to yell, shut up.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I had the worst Uber driver about a month ago. They didn't keep a steady. A steady speed, so the entire car was going back and forth.

[Chick McGee]

Did you rate them accordingly?

[Josh Arnold]

I did not. I gave him five. Whatever.

[Pat Godwin]

You gotta.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want to be a. I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I always find out where they're from, what's going on.

[Chick McGee]

I rarely do it.

[Josh Arnold]

I just don't you think that scares them? No. Especially when you get out of the car. Go. Now remember. Remember, I know where you live and what your kids names are. Stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

I never Uber. Yes. And I just don't.

[Pat Godwin]

It's wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

I just prefer to drive drunk. No, I just.

[Christy Lee]

Every cop in the city just heard that.

[Chick McGee]

I'm teasing. I just don't ever.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's about time someone was on.

[Chick McGee]

You guys know me. I'm not drinking a lot, so I don't. I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you. You take your. You drop your car off to get fixed. Don't you Uber at home?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm so mad about. Yes, I. I would. Or I would have a neighbor or.

[Josh Arnold]

Something like that next to valet at the airport. Man, you can't Beat an Uber.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you're best.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the best.

[Pat Godwin]

Ask them questions like, how much money do you have on you? You know, stuff like that.

[Josh Arnold]

You have a gun.

[Chick McGee]

So how much money do you carry?

[Tom Griswold]

At one time, I got a one in Orlando, and the guy said it was me and the kids and Kelly. The guy goes, I just want you to know, if it's okay, I have cameras on you right now.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm all for that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure.

[Chick McGee]

There'd been some trouble, so I think it really is a good thing.

[Pat Godwin]

They all do. I think.

[Christy Lee]

I think they do, too, most of them.

[Tom Griswold]

But in any event, I don't think I would let the AI machine give me a shampoo. What? I don't know. You think Christy, would you want to do it?

[Christy Lee]

No, not at all. Not my thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but there is. There's something about the human touch.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And in that scalp.

[Christy Lee]

Michelle is the reason I get my hair.

[Pat Godwin]

My place rocks.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't have a shampoo at my regular. I just get my haircut and leave. What? I don't have. Have. Have her shampoo. You don't get a blowout when you get home.

[Tom Griswold]

You shower and change clothes next.

[Josh Arnold]

Next morning.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I got to go home and shower immediately.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, what?

[Pat Godwin]

Because your haircut shirt, you don't want that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you barely have any hair to cut.

[Tom Griswold]

That's pretty funny.

[Christy Lee]

The.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not very funny. It's observant.

[Pat Godwin]

You can stand up, you can stand outside and drizzle in. Be done.

[Josh Arnold]

Why do you get haircuts? I'm telling you.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't mind the haircuts, but you shower after.

[Josh Arnold]

You could be a ponytail guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you should do that.

[Josh Arnold]

That would be so cool. Oh, no, I tell you what. One day, me, you, Josh, Pat, I guess, all right, we'll all wear ponytails.

[Christy Lee]

I'll order them for you on Amazon.

[Josh Arnold]

Ponytail Guys.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll do it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, thanks.

[Chick McGee]

Can I wear pigtails?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, you can.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I've seen that guy.

[Josh Arnold]

You seen pigtail Guys guy?

[Tom Griswold]

I've seen pigtail beard guy.

[Christy Lee]

You've seen pigtail?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I've seen pigtail beard guy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Pigtail beard guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they swingers?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't think so.

[Pat Godwin]

He's a photographer.

[Tom Griswold]

He's good. He's got two.

[Josh Arnold]

Does he have rubber bands and. Oh, two long pigtails in his beard.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That doesn't count.

[Christy Lee]

We're talking about.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. By the way, answered a trivia question.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

My sister just texted me from England. The name of her perfume. Assume this. This sounds like a joke. You want to write this down, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Quaff.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's queefy.

[Chick McGee]

I was trying to be.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry, Danny.

[Tom Griswold]

Queef.

[Christy Lee]

What is it you said?

[Chick McGee]

I didn't say queef.

[Christy Lee]

Queefy.

[Josh Arnold]

Stink.

[Tom Griswold]

It's F R A C A S.

[Christy Lee]

F R A C E S. C.

[Tom Griswold]

A s. Wouldn't that be fracas?

[Chick McGee]

Farces.

[Tom Griswold]

F A R U said F F R A. Sorry. F R A C A S. Yeah, that's a fracas.

[Chick McGee]

Fracas.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what it's called.

[Pat Godwin]

Got some trouble with that smell.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that sounds like you get in trouble. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyway, that's. There you go. To answer our trivia question for today, right now I want to talk about not. Not smell, but sound Raycon.

[Josh Arnold]

And we should talk about perfume. Maybe Mother's Day, pair of Raycons everyday earbuds and some perfume for mom. What do you think, huh? That's a perfect gift.

[Tom Griswold]

Just get her the earbuds. Mom already has her own smell.

[Josh Arnold]

You're right, you're right. When you're right, you're right.

[Chick McGee]

My mom's getting a hearty handshake.

[Josh Arnold]

Their latest model from Raycon earbuds. My mom has her now. Come with a 32 hour battery life and multi point connectivity. Let you pair with two devices at once. I'll talk to you people listening. Raycon's everyday earbuds. Quick charge function for mom. 10 minutes of charging, 90 minutes of battery. And the Raycons come with active noise cancellation starting at just half the price of other premium audio brands. And Raycon earbuds also come in all of the colors and they have a 30 day happiness guarantee return policy. So go to buyraycon.com Tom, take care of mom for Mother's day and get 20% off site wise.

[Chick McGee]

That is a good gift. I'm going to get my mom Raycons and what I usually get.

[Tom Griswold]

Give her.

[Chick McGee]

What's that allowed? Atta girl. And a slap on the ass.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Very helpful.

[Josh Arnold]

20 off site wide at Raycon. Just go to buyraycon.com Tom. That's buyraycon.com.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up. Chimpanzees. Are they drunk? We're gonna find out if chimpanzees in the wild are getting high. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Go.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey chick.

[Josh Arnold]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This has been Chick McGee speaking. Here's. Here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, I'm doing a little bit of.

[Josh Arnold]

Still dry over there.

[Tom Griswold]

Cleaning up over here where I spilled my delightful Java house iced tea.

[Josh Arnold]

Luckily you can make one another one quick, fast and in a hurry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, they've done everything right. Except make it spill proof. That's really. Can't blame them for that. I'll take. I'll take full responsibility for that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Christy, what is happening?

[Christy Lee]

I was looking up the perfume that Jan wears.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do you realize it's been around since 1948?

[Tom Griswold]

So is Jan.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. Jenny. I did not mean for that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Jenny's birthday in a couple days.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, did your parents have any. I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No.

[Pat Godwin]

Just had a special moon anniversary.

[Chick McGee]

When's your dad's birthday?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe nine and a half months ago. That time for sex and Sal. Let's do this. Get your legs in the air. What's the matter? Don't you have a vase?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Being polite with chat GPT apparently comes with a cost. Open AI spends millions of dollars processing phrases such as please and thank you with its chat bottom.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

This is really kind of confusing.

[Tom Griswold]

Read this story. Then I've got a different version because it confused me too.

[Christy Lee]

The revelation comes from OpenAI CEO Sam Altman, who was asked how much the company loses in electricity costs when people are polite to their language learning models. He replied, quote, tens of millions of dollars well spent. You never know. There's also an environmental cost to interacting with your ChatGPT. A you are welcome response from a language learning model that uses up roughly 40 to 50 milliliters of water.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Water?

[Christy Lee]

How is that possible?

[Tom Griswold]

Water.

[Josh Arnold]

Water.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it's my understanding. I think it's because it's to cool the computers. Yeah, they require a lot of water. The heat generated by all this computation.

[Josh Arnold]

Or don't they? Isn't there a fine line between cooling and electrocution?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Seem like it, right?

[Chick McGee]

Have you guys seen the articles that are. But if you are polite to the AI, it will actually serve you better.

[Josh Arnold]

And have you seen.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, there's some. This is on Instagram, so bear with me. This is some scientist in Japan. If you talk in a nice kind way to water when it's freezing, you get beautiful ice crystals. And when you're negative, the ice crystals are somewhat.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this mutated? Was this on Oprah?

[Josh Arnold]

Oprah could have been. Could have been a Brene Brown thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The latest Oprah. The way you're looking at me, it's like I got lobsters coming out of my ears. I know that if you talk to.

[Tom Griswold]

Your eyes, your water as.

[Chick McGee]

It's freezing.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, I've heard talk. You talk to your ice while you're drinking the bourbon to come up with these great ideas.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Why didn't she leave me?

[Josh Arnold]

Some of us have some questions.

[Pat Godwin]

I lost my job. I lost my wife. I'm giving you one more chance.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm trusting you. Bourbon.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever. Ice. You're here now, but you won't be in about 10 minutes, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Always Josh. You're saying that this thing you read said that if you're. If you're. You say please and thank you to the. To the AI Chat box. Whatever it's called.

[Chick McGee]

It actually kind of works more effectively for you.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's much like an Uber driver.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that makes it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, perhaps.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, we were talking about that a few minutes ago. Yeah, this.

[Josh Arnold]

Why do you think they put the box on there that you don't. You want chatter or you don't want.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't think you're wrong for using that. It is there.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why it's there.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, I. And I'm just.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want to see your happy asset in my. My Uber. So now, where are you from?

[Chick McGee]

But I'd like to know if the Uber driver. Driver has that option, too. Can you. Can you say don't talk to me? Oh, I'm just. I'm just driving you.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll bet not.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I would hope so.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they should be able to. Absolutely. And then take it another. You. You're always paired up with a silent driver, preferably a. A dumb mute. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you may have to wait a little extra if you have to check the box. I want to drive. Really Won't talk.

[Chick McGee]

Will you fart in a new Uber?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Josh, if the driver.

[Chick McGee]

I constantly do.

[Josh Arnold]

If. Oh, Josh, if the driver's cute, will you purposely leave something behind so you.

[Pat Godwin]

Can call something to come back?

[Tom Griswold]

So sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Steve, I left my pack of rubbers in your car.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Kevin, I left my penis in.

[Josh Arnold]

The back seat, if you can find it. I'm playing hide and seek right now.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is. I'm still kind of confused about. Well, here's a different take on this AI thing. It says running AI is costly due to the hardware and energy needs. Casual chats and polite exchanges cost companies tens of millions of dollars.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But he said Sam Altman, the CEO of OpenAI says it. It makes it feel more human and there's a value in that. So I guess it's okay to say thank you when you use your chat GPT. But I do think that some of these companies are getting. They're getting behind nuclear power because they. They think it's a nice earth friendly way to keep generating more electricity.

[Josh Arnold]

It's clean doing this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Telling you with them there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. These places are massive, aren't they?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Massive compounds to power these things.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

China syndrome was long time ago.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So I guess conversely, if you curse at your ice. You know, I was. If you curse at chat GPT, will it.

[Chick McGee]

I read that it will. It won't be as good for you, but I don't know if this is true or not.

[Christy Lee]

Do you use chat GPT?

[Chick McGee]

Never.

[Christy Lee]

I've never used it either. Have you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I use it all the time.

[Christy Lee]

Do you really?

[Tom Griswold]

It's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Make you sound smart.

[Tom Griswold]

Say you have an article. Article that's 10 pages long and you just say, make it one page.

[Chick McGee]

This is awful.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll. It'll.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Because that's what the author had in mind.

[Christy Lee]

Right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

To edit my.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It. It could.

[Josh Arnold]

Article down. After I worked three years on this story. Thanks for knocking it down.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we live in a culture where you'll get some of these books where. Cliff notes, it's essentially one idea that could have been pretty much put down in three or four pages and instead you have to go through an entire book.

[Josh Arnold]

God, the opinion you must have of yourself. It's just amazing.

[Chick McGee]

It really is incredible.

[Josh Arnold]

Good Lord.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have that kind of time.

[Christy Lee]

Do you. Do you use it to write with?

[Tom Griswold]

No. A lot of people.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of people are using it to say, yeah, right, write me a paper on this or write up. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You could go in there and say, write a biography of Christy leaf.

[Pat Godwin]

Believe it's 300 words and it'll be dead on too. Pretty close.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's where they get the information. It's sourcing. It's sourcing from the Internet. So if this. It can certainly be wrong. I was talking to a friend of mine who happens to be a physician and he was. Of course, this is pretty interesting. This is a.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's a doctor's interest.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it was a very serious matter. And as an experiment, life and death. He asked the chat GPT. This, this thing came out and it was exactly wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, and not just wrong exactly wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it was precisely the wrong thing to do in this case. In any event, he went back and found out that it was sourcing it from an incorrect article that appeared somewhere.

[Christy Lee]

So how do you know if what you're getting is real, is correct information?

[Tom Griswold]

That's the thing. That's why you want to check the sources.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's a. I, that, that's, that's a Tom story, isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A friend of mine was smarter than AI.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well.

[Josh Arnold]

Cutting off that leg, you can assume that I'm smarter than AI because all my friends are smarter than AI.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, not all of them. I know you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you consider me a friend.

[Tom Griswold]

I appreciate that. Thank you, Tom, for the purposes of this discussion.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way. By the way, way.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Happy birthday. Thank you very much and many, many more.

[Chick McGee]

Did you order yourself a cake?

[Christy Lee]

You didn't get a cake?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, I'm not eating cake, as you know.

[Pat Godwin]

I can go to Kroger and get you one.

[Tom Griswold]

That's okay. I'm not eating cake these days.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you see the swell picture I put up of us on your birthday?

[Tom Griswold]

I did not. I've been here cleaning the floor and my desk and my pants from selling.

[Pat Godwin]

Tea and the mic. Now I saw.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, I got, I got splattered. Huh? Yeah. Shadubi, if you're just joining us, this is the Babaton program coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Store studios. We do have Crystal Lee of the. Do we have our chimpanzee story?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, now, wait a minute. We're gonna get the picture of me and you on the day from the chimpanzee on Instagram. It's, it's albeit an old picture, but I think it captures our personalities perfectly. It might be a surprise to some.

[Christy Lee]

But I am surprised. Just you have a picture of just the two of you.

[Josh Arnold]

I have several pictures of this.

[Pat Godwin]

Just the two.

[Josh Arnold]

We're sitting in a love seat on the Atlantic Ocean looking over the Bahamas. Oh, nice. There we are.

[Pat Godwin]

Look at you guys, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Look at that.

[Chick McGee]

You guys are having fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Look how sunburned you are.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Both of you a little.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you have a little color.

[Josh Arnold]

Look how white Tom that was when.

[Pat Godwin]

You actually went out in the sun.

[Chick McGee]

Did you have the whitest teeth I've ever come across?

[Josh Arnold]

Look how non existent my teeth are.

[Pat Godwin]

You guys are loaded in that show look how many.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. That is a.

[Josh Arnold]

We are. We are so. We are so.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm flying the plane. You can't see the control.

[Josh Arnold]

And. And I'm playing stewardess.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. This next story I think is really interesting in the world of science. It involves. Involves chimps.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, monkeys, gorillas.

[Christy Lee]

How many times do I have to tell you?

[Josh Arnold]

What are they?

[Christy Lee]

Ragged pansies are not. Scientists observed wild chimpanzees bonding over alcohol.

[Chick McGee]

Now, is it true that chimpanzees, pure chimpanzees, have to come from chimpanzee France?

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I thought that came in.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why so many of them are named Bubbles.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what? On your birthday you're gonna get a standing open.

[Josh Arnold]

That's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, that's your Michael Jackson joke of the day.

[Josh Arnold]

Wonderful.

[Pat Godwin]

Fantastic. Tommy.

[Christy Lee]

The research team in guinea captured footage of the primates sharing fermented African breadfruit.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think there's any name calling.

[Christy Lee]

Which is known to contain alcohol. The fermented fruit tested found to contain the equivalent of 0.61% ABV.

[Chick McGee]

Pat, have you ever seen a fermented fruit?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I enjoyed an artist back in the 60s. It was.

[Josh Arnold]

I met one drunk.

[Christy Lee]

Chimps were not likely getting drunk drunk on the fruit. Scientists noted that the animals do not quote, share food all the time. So this behavior with fermented fruit might.

[Josh Arnold]

Be important, but they are capable of making toast.

[Chick McGee]

So this is a. So I was just going to say this is kind of a social.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So in other words.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Once they start drinking or not drinking, once they start eating this and it has alcohol in it, they want to share it. They become more social, which they think in an evolution similarly to the when obviously we broke off from the chimps a while back, but still they do.

[Christy Lee]

Comparisons to humans who are believed to have consumed alcohol far back into our evolutionary history with the benefits of social bonding. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I wonder if it goes to the next step.

[Christy Lee]

What does that mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Where after a while, all of a sudden fights start, the chimps start getting.

[Christy Lee]

Bad tattoos, sleeping with anybody that walks by.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the smallest chimp in the group. He normally starts the fight ride and all of a sudden he's out outside, he doesn't know anything to do about, and I'm getting hit in the face. Yeah, thanks, bud.

[Tom Griswold]

And where's the phrase drunk as a monkey come from?

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

I never heard that phrase.

[Chick McGee]

Your brain.

[Pat Godwin]

Drunk as a monkey.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, drunk as a monkey.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Never heard it.

[Christy Lee]

You might have Been too drunk as a monkey.

[Pat Godwin]

I may have been loaded.

[Josh Arnold]

Picture me and Tom. I'm as drunk as a monkey.

[Pat Godwin]

Drunk as a monkey.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting. A little bit of a science from the Bob and Tom program. Program today. And right now it's time to check in with Mr. McGee across the way. Oh, actually this is a. Christie.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this.

[Tom Griswold]

This is this.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

50 off the first month free. Go to simplisafetom.com There is no safe like simply say thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Simply say, we had a new story earlier this morning about smuggling pork.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we did.

[Tom Griswold]

And sausage. And that reminds me, of course, of Oscar Meyer. And we have an Oscar story coming up. But not the wiener. No, you'll be interested in this, Josh. It's the. The Oscars. Oh, the Academy of Motion Pictures, Arts, Science and Whoredom.

[Chick McGee]

A little gold, man.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. We are in the. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning, even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Pat go Godwin. Hey, just one more song before we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Just a song before I go.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Christy Lee. Hey, Josh Arnold in flannel. Hi, flannel. I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Back to the birthday boy, Tom Griswold. Hi, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi. Just making a point with Christy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about this, this new story about ch. Chat, gtp, GPT. Sorry, Chat, GPT, chat gdp, gtp. And Christie was asking if a gang double we ever used it. So I just said to Chat GPT. Sorry, I said write a one page biography of Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

It's right on.

[Tom Griswold]

I had it 15 seconds later. And you're just getting your approval. Is everything on that correct?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

See what's possible though. It could. If there is something floating around with it that is incorrect, it could easily be in there and you. That's why you really can't rely on it. Completely correct.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But I would use this Wikipedia. It says right here, maybe there's something.

[Josh Arnold]

In there that I want. I do want perpetuated. Like, yes, I was the original neighbor on Dennis the Menace or something.

[Christy Lee]

You know, on your Wikipedia.

[Josh Arnold]

Be like fun stuff. Yeah, yeah. You can go in and edit your.

[Chick McGee]

You were Wilson in season one of Home Improvement.

[Josh Arnold]

That's. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

And we're replaced by Earl.

[Josh Arnold]

Earl Hindman.

[Tom Griswold]

And that sort of thing does happen. But I just thought you'd be. Oh, it's cool. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of that, the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences says its members will now be required to watch all of the Oscar nominated films.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this is an outrage. I thought they were watching them.

[Christy Lee]

They've set new rules for AI and Refuge filmmakers. Oh, refugee filmmakers. I apologize. Previously, Oscar voters had only been encouraged to watch the nominees in voting categories they felt qualified. From now on, members will have to watch all nominated films in each category to be eligible to participate in the final round of Oscar.

[Chick McGee]

Even the silly language ones.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Silly language ones. Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

Foreign films.

[Christy Lee]

I have a short films. Art direction.

[Tom Griswold]

How do they. How do they check this? Well, you have to take a quiz.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It'll be like an online thing. Yeah, I know you have somebody else take these for you, but every year we have to take like the Horizon.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It knows that you watched the whole thing and it clicks. So you'll get the movies. They're already getting their movies. That way they're sent. They're digitally sent to them. It'll say that it went all the way through. Now you could theoretically hit Play Play Go Garden and then come back in. But I don't think you should have if you're not. Because what would happen is people didn't watch them, but they didn't vote in that category.

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Chick McGee]

So that. That was Fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, so if you're going to vote for best sound, right, you have to watch all of the.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to have ears.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The deaf people aren't allowed to do it. They better not be. At least Marlee Matlin better not be voting on best.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, it's okay because she can vote on the subtitles titles.

[Chick McGee]

But it sounds like they would. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did we do the.

[Tom Griswold]

Did we do. Maybe I forget if I brought this article in, the one about the percentage of people that are watching movies at home. Did we do this story with closed captioning?

[Christy Lee]

We do it at home every day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Closed captioning has opened up a whole new world for me.

[Christy Lee]

My kids do it. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

The stats. The stats are huge. The number of people and it's especially young people. Watch with closed captioning on. And part of the reason is a lot of these really high quality televisions have the sound scattered all over the place and then you get a hole directors that insist on having the dialogue buried under music and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you know, I'm doing a lot of Christopher Nolan.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, Marley. She's faking.

[Christy Lee]

Marley Matlin.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, she's clearly faking.

[Josh Arnold]

No, really, watch, watch. I'm deaf too.

[Tom Griswold]

See, that's all that's. Thanks for.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, don't we have a history?

[Chick McGee]

You walk behind Marlee, Matt, and you slap and you snap. She turns her head.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How did we get from an interesting topic?

[Josh Arnold]

Time now for where God intended this feature to be today in history.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think it's because people watch all their TikTok stuff with captions on because they're at the office?

[Chick McGee]

Generationally. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

But I don't like it because the timing is different. I don't care for it.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll tell you what.

[Christy Lee]

It depends.

[Josh Arnold]

It factored into me going to movies ever again because I can't have caption I have to go to some special screening with.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

Or you get a machine that you can hold.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you can't go to those because if a genuinely deaf person sees you, they're going to start pounding you because they know how the mean jokes that you do about them.

[Chick McGee]

No, they didn't hear that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very April 22nd. Let's see now. We'll start with. This is interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom Griswold was born on this date 93 years ago. It's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Babe Ruth's first game, 1914.

[Chick McGee]

You know what position he played?

[Tom Griswold]

Pitcher.

[Chick McGee]

I think that's a Good guess, too.

[Pat Godwin]

Was it pitcher?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I mean, he started as a pitcher. I'm assuming he did pitch left field.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he was different then. They. It was more like T ball.

[Josh Arnold]

He pitched for Boss Boston. The Curse of the Bambino.

[Tom Griswold]

Until recently considered the worst trade in the history of professional sports.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Now it's Luca and Antonio. What's his name? Davis.

[Christy Lee]

Davis.

[Josh Arnold]

Anthony here.

[Tom Griswold]

You're right, Christy. The first earth day was 1970. You can tell that's been working.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know.

[Chick McGee]

No, I disagree. I think it has been every now and again, pat ourselves on the back.

[Pat Godwin]

Trash in the 70s, right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh, I saw Mad Men. Remember when?

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think you remember what litter was like everywhere in the 60s.

[Tom Griswold]

Go out here, take a left turn, look left, you'll see what litter is like.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it is bad.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, there's that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see.

[Josh Arnold]

That's where I live. Over here on the left in the. In the. That's you in the culvert. That's my home.

[Tom Griswold]

Disney's Animal Kingdom opened in Orlando, Florida.

[Chick McGee]

I like it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Year 98. Oh. Ah. You've been there, right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gosh, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Pales in comparison to San Diego's Wild Animal Park.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they're.

[Chick McGee]

It probably does, but it's still. You feel like you're on a safari.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You do?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, they're all animatronic animals.

[Chick McGee]

And this year they're starting a new thing where you get to shoot them, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, no, no, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

They got up their game.

[Chick McGee]

I believe it's called the Minnesota Dentist Experience.

[Josh Arnold]

If they got it, they're gonna. Up there. Yeah, I. I take my comment back.

[Chick McGee]

Jimmy John's.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you stayed in the hotel where the giraffes are? Right outside.

[Christy Lee]

I had lunch there. I've not stayed there.

[Tom Griswold]

That's pretty cool. You get up in the morning, open the curtains, there's a giraffe right outside.

[Josh Arnold]

Your window for breakfast, and they reach in and want some of your toast.

[Chick McGee]

Here's a tip. They do like peanut butter. And with that tongue, they can get everything.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever have your junk like giraffe tongue wrong with you?

[Pat Godwin]

It's your birthday. We're trying to make you laugh.

[Josh Arnold]

It's your birthday. Lick me.

[Christy Lee]

The other important birthday. Peter Frampton.

[Pat Godwin]

Peter Frampton. Christie's in love with Peter.

[Tom Griswold]

Peter's turning 75.

[Josh Arnold]

Frampton.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You were quick to make that.

[Tom Griswold]

I just talked when you saw him. I just went to see Peter and he was great. Just.

[Josh Arnold]

And what did you say to yeah, not much time left.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. You said 11 days, so you're done. That live album gets a little long, by the way. Nobody's complaining about that at all. Peter. Frampton Bend, Oregon. Coming up, June 15th, Boise, June 17th, Reno, June 19th. Go see Mr. Frampton. He's just brilliant. He's such a great guy. And he's dealing with some health issues, but he's playing great and singing great. And he. And I won't tell you what happens at the end, but it'll knock you out.

[Chick McGee]

You think there's a guy that goes to a karaoke bar and he has a tracheotomy and he just nails for.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you feel like Baby kills it?

[Tom Griswold]

So wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

So this break, you're offending the death?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, like that.

[Josh Arnold]

I was offending the deafening.

[Pat Godwin]

With an impression even.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's not. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's Harley Matlin now. No, the.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Robert Oppenheimer, Jack Nicholson, Glenn Campbell. Oh, and the great Peter Frampton.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're a good company.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you really are.

[Josh Arnold]

And to all those people, Tom says, happy birthday, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bob and tom.com contest contest dash rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Bravo TV star Lala Kent holds nothing back.

[Christy Lee]

There's been so many times where I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, I apologize that I said that.

[Christy Lee]

But I wasn't meant for you to hear.

[Josh Arnold]

Fill you there.

[Christy Lee]

How fun would it be to bring in some Bravo liberties and make our own bracket iconic? All right, I'll take Dorinda, you take Sonia.

[Josh Arnold]

Sonia is who I wish I could be.

[Christy Lee]

You and me both. I cannot not be someone in the program. What's PTO Pay time off.

[Pat Godwin]

See, you never had a real job.

[Josh Arnold]

Give them Lala.

[Christy Lee]

It is nothing but honesty.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys know follow and listen on your favorite platform.