The BOB & TOM Show - April 23, 2025

Summary

Detailed Summary of The BOB & TOM Show - April 23, 2025

The BOB & TOM Show, hosted by Tom Griswold and Chick McGee, aired on April 23, 2025, delivering its signature blend of comedy, talk, news, and sports. This episode encompassed a variety of engaging topics, humorous interactions, and insightful discussions, making it an entertaining listen for both regular and new audiences.

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1. Extreme Eating Challenges and Health Risks

The hosts initiated the episode with a discussion on the perils of extreme eating challenges, particularly focusing on super-hot chili peppers like ghost peppers and Carolina Reapers. They highlighted alarming incidents where participants suffered severe health issues, emphasizing the dangers of such contests.

• Notable Quote:

  "Ghost pepper burns a 1-inch hole in man's esophagus."
  — Tom Griswold [09:33]

2. NFL Draft Updates and Sports Banter

Tom and Chick provided updates on the NFL draft, mentioning key picks such as Cam Ord, quarterback from Florida State, selected by the Tennessee Titans. They engaged in lighthearted banter about their varying levels of interest in sports events.

• Notable Quote:

  "He loves stilts in an all new way."
  — Tom Griswold [16:00]

3. Shaquille O'Neal’s Viral Bathroom Incident

A humorous segment covered a viral incident involving Shaquille O'Neal, where Shaq had to abruptly leave a live broadcast due to a "bathroom emergency." The hosts amusingly speculated about the circumstances and Shaq's reaction.

• Notable Quote:

  "I think cancer might have been the thing that happened to that I."
  — Christy Lee [06:38]

4. Unique Wildlife News: Oldest Penguin and Conservation Efforts

The show featured news about SPNEB, a Humboldt penguin at a local sanctuary, celebrated as possibly the oldest of her kind. Her 37th birthday was commemorated with a specially crafted ice-made cake, underscoring ongoing conservation efforts.

• Notable Quote:

  "She’s been doing amazingly well for her age."
  — Christy Lee [53:26]

5. Listener Mailbag: Relationship and Identity Theft Issues

Listener letters formed a significant part of the episode, providing personalized relationship advice. One notable letter addressed handling a friend’s toxic boyfriend, with the hosts offering both humorous and practical advice.

• Notable Quote:

  "I'm thinking of texting him to hang out and tell him everything she says."
  — Listener (Taylor) [17:54]

6. Adult Movie Theaters and Legal Concerns

Tom and Chick delved into the subject of adult movie theaters, particularly those still operating in Alabama and Tennessee. They shared anecdotes and discussed the legal challenges these establishments face, blending humor with cultural commentary.

• Notable Quote:

  "A famous actor was arrested a decade ago at a porno place somewhere."
  — Tom Griswold [26:21]

7. Crucifixion Reenactment Accidental Injury

The hosts reported on a tragic incident where an 84-year-old man was injured during a crucifixion reenactment in West Virginia. The discussion highlighted the risks of participating in extreme religious practices.

• Notable Quote:

  "He was participating in the reenactment with the Vandalia Community Christian Church."
  — Christy Lee [66:00]

8. Closed Captioning Trends and Technology

A segment explored the increasing use of closed captioning among younger viewers. The hosts debated the practicality of closed captioning becoming a staple feature in various media formats, even humorously proposing "closed captioned radio."

• Notable Quote:

  "With the advent of lapel mics, there's a lot of whispering."
  — Tom Griswold [106:59]

9. Lab-Grown Chicken Meat in Tokyo

The episode covered an innovative development where Japanese scientists successfully grew nugget-sized chunks of chicken meat in a lab. This advancement aims to provide a sustainable and ethical alternative to conventional meat production.

• Notable Quote:

  "Researchers believe their system not only offers a sustainable ethical alternative to conventional meat, but could also help create artificial tissues and even whole organs in the future."
  — Christy Lee [132:31]

10. Interactions with Guest Ali Breen

Comedian Ali Breen joined the show to discuss relationship challenges, offering comedic yet thoughtful insights into maintaining healthy romantic partnerships. Her interactions with the hosts added a dynamic layer to the episode’s conversational flow.

• Notable Quote:

  "How can I create an off ramp without him losing interest?"
  — Ali Breen [144:00]

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Conclusion

The April 23, 2025, episode of The BOB & TOM Show was a vibrant mix of humor, current events, wildlife conservation, and personalized listener interactions. Hosts Tom Griswold and Chick McGee, along with contributors like Christy Lee and Pat Godwin, delivered engaging content that balanced entertainment with insightful discussions. The inclusion of guest Ali Breen further enriched the episode, making it a well-rounded and enjoyable listen for a diverse audience.

Note: Advertisements, intros, outros, and non-content segments were excluded from this summary to focus on the primary content discussed during the episode.

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Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

People tell me hackers are listening to all of us on our mobile phones. Buy online. They steal your info and get in your accounts into savings and loan. My credit's back I can't get a mortgage can't even finance a late model car I wouldn't mind someone taking my knee Give me a brand new start Feel free to steal my identity Steal my identity how dare ya. My mom, her maiden name's Cordy 1, 2, 3, 4 is my passcode My pet's name is Fido now you're in me look at all the stuff we owe I had three surgeries with insurance Two on the back, one for the heart they garnished my wages Couldn't pay my deductible Take my name give me a brand new start Steal my identity My Social Security number is 209-52-6413 steal my.

[Christy Lee]

Come on.

[Pat Godwin]

Let me tell you a little bit about myself. My FICO score is 3. I'm a single dad paying child support one paycheck away from bankruptcy. So please, steal my identity Steal my identity Come on. Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah. No ira, no annuity. The IRS is auditing me. Answer the phone. It's a collection agency. Steal my identity yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hey there. Hi there. Ho there. Good morning. Good, good morning. That's right. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, chick.

[Chick McGee]

That is some shirt. Tom, you want to check this out?

[Tom Griswold]

It's great.

[Josh Arnold]

It's really pretty color.

[Pat Godwin]

Very, very lively.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh. Wait a minute, wait a minute. She's showing her shoulders. Somebody call hr.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw bra strap. We got bra strap.

[Chick McGee]

Not only bra strap, black bra. I think it kind of looks like a placenta.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

The coloring of it looks like a placenta. Don't you think, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. It's like a Liberty print.

[Chick McGee]

That's the first thing I saw. I saw my first placenta and I said, that looks like a Grateful Dead. T Shirt. I thought kind of tie. Dyed. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How many placentas have you seen?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, dozens.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this before you cook them or after?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I have them with stir fry. You're right there. A lot of protein.

[Tom Griswold]

White rice or the pilaf?

[Chick McGee]

A little above.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Rock and sh shorts today. Check local listings. He's at the I hate Stephen Singer, sidekick chair. Tom, do you have any fashion advice for Josh wearing shorts?

[Tom Griswold]

Go for it.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. That's not what you say. A don doesn't wear shorts.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I know that is what you say.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, of course I'm not a don. I'm a Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

So Josh's wear shorts.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you cut your hair yesterday?

[Josh Arnold]

I got my haircut. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

Flobe.

[Josh Arnold]

Uh huh. Yep, yep. You know, got it out of the crate.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the flow be still out there.

[Pat Godwin]

Honest to gosh, George Clooney uses a flow.

[Chick McGee]

Clooney has said he uses a flowby. He's still. Still to this day. Look it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen him this week?

[Chick McGee]

He's coloring his hair for that Broadway.

[Tom Griswold]

He's on Broadway and he's got his hair jet black. Looks good.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you and I were gonna go see that. See that?

[Tom Griswold]

I've got too much going on right now. I can barely function.

[Chick McGee]

Because you knew Eddie Murrow, right? Didn't you guys?

[Tom Griswold]

I bought him his first pack of cigarettes.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Ed, you're gonna like these when you get there. When you get there to London during the bombing, you're gonna want a couple of.

[Chick McGee]

Man, what happened in those days? I was a kid growing up in Central Ohio. Channel 10, I think his name was Chet Long, the evening news anchor. And he's smoking a cigarette.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Doing the. Giving you the news. And Murrow smoked on camera.

[Christy Lee]

And I remember the national guys smoking.

[Chick McGee]

What happened?

[Christy Lee]

Not the local guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I think cancer might have been the thing that happened to that I.

[Christy Lee]

Happen to run across this in 1988 is when the ban on smoking on airlines went into effect for flights less than two hours. Do you remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. I still an occasional ashtray on an airplane.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Not people.

[Chick McGee]

Those got to be taken out of service.

[Tom Griswold]

Americans make very nice aircraft. I'm very please. We have great engineers and if there's an ashtray in the seat, it's okay with me.

[Chick McGee]

And with a dissenting opinion, here's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they do tend to get where they Are supposed to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's sort of the idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Just really crammy in there.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I bet you they have. There's some sort of airplane science. You guys know there's casino science and stuff like that. Yeah, they study trends and people's behavior.

[Tom Griswold]

No windows, no clocks.

[Chick McGee]

And I bet they have the. The inches, if you will, down to a centimeter. How close?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I bet they're changing it because I was just reading an article about caskets.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, how big they're getting.

[Chick McGee]

Why were you reading an article about caskets on your birthday yet? I'm guessing it was yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

They could perhaps have gifting someone with one.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I can't think of a few people.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now I'm sad for the rest of the morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's good. Now we have a number of things to get. Yeah, no, people are getting bigger. Remember we were talking about my idea to do a blue store at Disney World where it's just nothing but xl, double X, triple X and four X. I think it'd be a smart idea. People are big.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're making bigger caskets. That's all I'm saying.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we had an interesting story yesterday and this is something I just don't get. And that is these people who do this ghost pepper eating thing. The one yesterday was some guy. He's a Canadian YouTube star.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he is. There's two strikes, you know, that's what slash influence.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right. Yeah. There's the third strike. He has the world record for eating Carolina reapers. I guess the second hottest chili pepper. There's also one that has, I guess, nuclear properties or something, but he ate a number of them in 25 and 30 seconds or whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my gosh, four minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

But, and I was trying to remember, didn't we have a story about some guy dying eating them? And I did a little homework overnight and I found a couple of them. Here's the headline. Ghost pepper burns 1 inch hole in man's esophagus. This is a guy who was in a contest. Part of a contest. 47 year old man hospitalized with quote, spontaneous esophageal rupture. He was in the hospital for nearly a month. This is here in the US of A. It sounds awful. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How can that happen?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, because you're eating something that is you shouldn't be eating.

[Chick McGee]

I know, but it shouldn't.

[Christy Lee]

He must have through his esophagus.

[Chick McGee]

He must have a weak esophagus.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like almost 100 people wrote thank you Cards from his anus just to congratulate him. How about this one? News anchor attempts to eat world's hottest chip. This was from kwgn. The news anchor, Natalie Tisdall and her colleagues unwrapped these Pocky chips.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we had those here, didn't we?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We almost had aced them, and then we went, maybe we should.

[Christy Lee]

That's not a good idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She 2020 hindsight, took a bite on the air, doubled over and started puking.

[Chick McGee]

I had really spicy french fries, and they were called. Called ghost fries. So I thought ghost white. Maybe they have feta cheese on them or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Duh.

[Chick McGee]

So I got. And I ate two really quick, and they were crazy spicy. And I started hiccuping.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It was like my.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

A diaphragm or whatever was in a spasm, man.

[Tom Griswold]

She said, three hours later, I had the chills and a massive headache. I felt like I'd been beat up and left in a dark alley.

[Josh Arnold]

In a way, it is a poison. I mean, it is the. Isn't it the pepper's defense mechanism?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Less animals will eat us.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, here we go. Food authorities in Denmark recalled three types of instant noodle products from South Korea.

[Josh Arnold]

They were too spicy.

[Tom Griswold]

They. The active ingredient, they say is a neurotoxin and a health hazard.

[Chick McGee]

I don't mess with anything that has neuro in it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I got.

[Chick McGee]

I have precious few brain cells as it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So I guess, hey, Denmark can't handle soul food. Thank you. The South Korean.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, sure.

[Chick McGee]

The silence was deafening. He's thanking people. Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

And here's the good one. Following the death of a Massachusetts teen after he ate an extremely spicy tortilla chip, experts are renewing calls to rethink spicy food challenges.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And weren't those really spicy chips? Weren't they sold one at a time in a box?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yep, they sure were.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's what we had in here, too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's marketing, by gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

So, kids, stick to the tide pods if you want to. Don't be an idiot. Wow. So there we go. I knew that. That somebody had a fatality from one of these. One of these goofy things. We're not going to do that on today.

[Chick McGee]

Are you one of those guys where you always have a bottle of Tabasco handy? You put Tabasco on, like, every. Like your eggs?

[Christy Lee]

We have red hot. Is that what it's called?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Hot sauce.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

That's very common among heroin addicts.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. Hot sauce.

[Josh Arnold]

A little Frank's red hot can. Really? If you've just got some mixed vegetables, a couple dashes and you've got like a whole new dish.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's not too spicy. Just some nice flavor.

[Pat Godwin]

Black beans is delightful.

[Christy Lee]

We use it on eggs. Yeah, we use it a lot.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a big. When it comes to spicy food, I just can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I think you can go farther than just spicy food.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm kind of with you.

[Chick McGee]

You forgot to say thank you again to the cr. I think it was my. I think it was my acting and my hurt face I gave him and he's never been happier.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at it. A little bit of a hot sauce goes a long way. Didn't we determine at one point there was some survey that what? What in your refrigerator has been there the longest?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And isn't it universally Worcestershire sauce? That's. People have it for decades.

[Chick McGee]

And then what is that, Josh? The coconut amino.

[Josh Arnold]

Go get an amino.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. I have a. Like a bottle of that that's been there since I moved to my house. And I have a can of full Canada Diet Pepsi way in the back. But the tab.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Broke off of it, so I can't open it. So it just sits in there now.

[Josh Arnold]

You can shotgun it one day.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I have apple cider back there that's never been touched.

[Chick McGee]

Apple cider vinegar is supposed to be good.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

Shot a day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Dilute it.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, is that what was going wrong?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to put that in a big glass of water? Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Well, way to go, dumb dumb.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Shickster. Coming up, fascinating things going on in the world. We'll be covering many of them. We have a really interesting Penguin update, not the one from Batman, but the little critics. Marijuana news. Coming up, a low down on the NFL draft and one of my favorite things in the news, stilts.

[Chick McGee]

True.

[Tom Griswold]

He loves stilts in an all new way.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's so exciting. And fyre festival news and a crucifixion reenactment.

[Chick McGee]

Whoops.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Jake.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee at the sports desk. We'll be visiting the world of sports at some point soon now, however, we'd like to check out the mailbag.

[Chick McGee]

I've got one.

[Josh Arnold]

I got a mailbag.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you start out right?

[Chick McGee]

I got one about you. Dear Tom, this is from Taylor. I apologize, Tom, your most recent spill is on me.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

I was listening and watching on YouTube yesterday morning and saw your coffee sitting there and the straw coming out of it. And I thought to myself, it has been a while since Tom has spilled something. Oh, one of those moments and the next thing I know then. Thanks for coming through the next spills on you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was iced tea. That's Taylor and I. I decided I would put a straw in it so the ice wouldn't be jostling around and, you know, making noise on the radio.

[Chick McGee]

So behind the scenes types, we have come together and we've found you an adult sippy cup. Ah, it's on the way. I believe we have a picture of it coming up right about now.

[Josh Arnold]

He doesn't seem terribly amused.

[Christy Lee]

Producer's running in here.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Apparently. Oh, wait a minute. Okay, never mind.

[Christy Lee]

Well, why do you blame Eddie?

[Chick McGee]

It's beautiful. But Taylor, it's beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, look at that.

[Christy Lee]

Two handles.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's great.

[Chick McGee]

And blue to match your eyes.

[Tom Griswold]

I got iced tea everywhere, but it was delicious. From Java House. Delicious tea.

[Chick McGee]

Did your pants stain or did it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, they didn't really.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, tea is pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it wasn't too bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Not too. Not too stubborn.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Taylor had one of those moments where you think you might be a wizard.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that, Kenny? What is it called?

[Chick McGee]

Telekinesis.

[Tom Griswold]

Telekinesis. When you can make stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Have you had those moments?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Hasn't everybody kind of like thought something and then it happens? You go, oh, my gosh, did I make that happen?

[Tom Griswold]

You ever do the thing where, like, for example, there's this one place on the freeway, or if you're. Let's see, if you're. If you're eastbound and you look to the left, there's a building and it's made of all mirrors.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And you can see your own car.

[Tom Griswold]

You can see your own car. Depending on. If there are cars coming the other way, I'll say, this is gonna happen. If I can see my car today, am I the only one that does this?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think you're the only one.

[Chick McGee]

How self involved are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm paying attention.

[Josh Arnold]

I think plenty of people, though, go, if this light as I'm going through a green, if it doesn't Turn yellow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This or if it. If it does turn yellow, that. Yeah. Yeah. It's no, really no way to live.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it's always happened.

[Josh Arnold]

You should try to operate within your own.

[Tom Griswold]

Somewhat irrational. But it's okay.

[Christy Lee]

I had that happen just the other day. I was thinking something and it happened and I went, wow, I wish I could think of a million dollars and it would happen like that. Yeah, it doesn't.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, it rarely does.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe it. Maybe it will today. You never know.

[Christy Lee]

Never know. Could hit the lottery.

[Tom Griswold]

This is interesting. This comes to us from Jeff. He goes, there seems to be an uptick in letters from Idaho.

[Josh Arnold]

There sure was that one day.

[Chick McGee]

We love Idaho. Anything but Michigan, for God's sake. Every letter comes from Michigan.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff writes, at this point, the universe has spoken. Oh, perhaps do a morning broadcast from one of our local bars and your stand up comedians as well.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I've been trying to get to. We've been trying to get to Idaho.

[Tom Griswold]

So what is that? This is Jeff from Boise.

[Christy Lee]

I love Boise.

[Josh Arnold]

I was supposed to go, but COVID ruined it. I haven't been able to go back.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's.

[Chick McGee]

They've.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. They've cleared. They've cleared it up now. I think you can go.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody in Idaho was saying if Covet shuts everything down, Josh just wasn't meant to visit.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a Chuck Norris joke.

[Josh Arnold]

That's okay. I work as an elementary school custodian.

[Tom Griswold]

Says Kyle. This is a good one.

[Josh Arnold]

Kyle says, there's a National custodian day. It's October 2nd, and we did talk about that, but it's always a good reminder October 2nd for custodians.

[Christy Lee]

All right, well, I'll put that in the back of our head.

[Tom Griswold]

We were celebrating custodial work and janitorial work. Is a custodian a more elevated title than janitor?

[Josh Arnold]

I think so, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You think so? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Custodian even sounds more.

[Josh Arnold]

But there's no shame in janitor.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. This is. This is a really. I think, clever.

[Chick McGee]

You're not helping.

[Tom Griswold]

Nuanced Chuck Norris.

[Chick McGee]

You're not helping.

[Tom Griswold]

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and he got it.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, I'm glad that we.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Mike from Bardstown, Kentucky, apparently, first of all, they don't like it. I thought it.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to congratulate the room. We've turned these somehow into hilarious interludes by not doing anything. No. No sound at all.

[Pat Godwin]

We might be off the air. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Perhaps you'll like this letter.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about pornographic movie theaters.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And apparently there's still one left.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It sounds like an la.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. In Los Angeles.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It was a famous name. I forget what. And there was, like, the Bijou. Or.

[Christy Lee]

Or Rivoli.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a Tiki.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A famous actor was arrested a decade or so ago at a porno place somewhere. Fred Willis.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, he was out in la. Fred was out in la, But Peewee was in.

[Chick McGee]

In any event, Peewee Herman, he goes, hey, everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

I was listening to you guys yesterday discussing the porno movie theater. I worked in one back in 2005 for several years. It was $10 for six hours.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

You could come and go as you please. I. He. I don't think the pun was, when.

[Chick McGee]

Did they come up with the hourly rate?

[Pat Godwin]

Who needs that much time instead of.

[Chick McGee]

Buying a ticket for the movie? That's either really smart or really. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, he writes, we were open 24 hours, including holidays. We also rented out movies and sold toys.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, there's nothing like Christmas at the dirty movie place.

[Christy Lee]

That's really sad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He says, congratulations, Tom. Keep spilling your iced tea. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

These kind of movie theaters kind of got the shorts end of the stick for holiday. They're open on Christmas.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I had to work when I. When I was in the cinema business.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Had to work. You had. You could only ask off for two of the main. So, Thanksgiving, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Year's Eve, New Year's Day.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

So which did you pick?

[Josh Arnold]

I always picked Thanksgiving. Oh, no, I didn't. I don't remember. Oh, But I always worked holidays.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And packed. Packed.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's some people's tradition. They go to a movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they probably had enough of each other and want to go somewhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's not a bad thing.

[Christy Lee]

Or they don't celebrate.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Two hour.

[Chick McGee]

You know, that's a great first date, by the way. Take it. Take her to a movie. You don't have to talk or anything.

[Tom Griswold]

And you mean a regular movie? Not one on the pornographic theater we were talking about?

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, whatever. Whatever she's up for now.

[Pat Godwin]

If you take your date to Blue Velvet, then it's a nightmare.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is that where you took her?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, the Blue Velvet. Ooh, yeah, the David lynch film.

[Chick McGee]

Not. Not your current girlfriend?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no. We did a restaurant.

[Christy Lee]

Of course. Did she pay?

[Chick McGee]

Appetite like a horse.

[Josh Arnold]

Speaking of movies.

[Chick McGee]

Appetite like a horseshoe.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a one sentence email from Jacob. You guys pissed me off with the son of a woman. Bad talk.

[Chick McGee]

It's just the most egregious error in the history of the Academy motion picture arts and sciences, that's all.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a big fan of that movie. I don't. So don't you listen to these naysayers.

[Chick McGee]

They should give Denzel Washington a retroactive Oscar for Malcolm X for what they did. What they did to him.

[Christy Lee]

Has he not gotten one?

[Pat Godwin]

He's gotten two for glory and Training Day.

[Chick McGee]

Training Day.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Frank.

[Chick McGee]

You're going to play basketball at Pelican Bay. Oh, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

In Arab Alabama. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

That is the way they.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the pronounce. He said there are still several adult theaters, at least four that I know of, in Alabama and several in Tennessee.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. All right.

[Chick McGee]

So you can do a tour.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Into a crawl.

[Tom Griswold]

Then he says, porn.

[Josh Arnold]

Corn crawl.

[Tom Griswold]

Three hot. Three hot bears now in the studio.

[Chick McGee]

Three.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is that Frank? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Frank's Frank.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks, Frank. I wonder if I'm one of them. I don't think so.

[Pat Godwin]

You got like five people.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom's not a bear, is he?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't think he would be considered.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if it's Oscar or Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

So we're both bears, dear. This is from Robert. In Lansing, Michigan. The adult movie theater was called the Pussycat.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's now a Chinese restaurant where they serve it. Pardon me?

[Josh Arnold]

Where they serve cats.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that joke too quick?

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't feel like it was. So you're implying that they're. They're eating cats?

[Chick McGee]

I think it was.

[Josh Arnold]

That was the old pack joke about Chinese restaurants.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was dogs.

[Chick McGee]

He.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it was cats.

[Chick McGee]

He reacts oddly to some.

[Josh Arnold]

We should have laughed at Chuck Norris.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know.

[Pat Godwin]

Now he's gonna make us pay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're gonna make all the Chinese restaurants mad. Well, no. They know we tease them about kitty cat. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Good morning, happy people. You were discussing body. You were discussing body odor. I had to work with a guy who consumed large quantities of Jack Daniels. He carried it in the trunk by the case.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

His body emitted a strong odor. I would have clients tell me if you ever showed up drunk again, they would take their business elsewhere. Okay. We were discussing body odor.

[Josh Arnold]

That ties into. Son of a Woman. I'll have a John Daniels. Yeah. You've known him as long as I have. You call him John Yeah, that was. Isn't that good, chick?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hell, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

That's Oscar worth.

[Tom Griswold]

I hear Chuck Norris wrote her to John Daniels and he. He got it. Okay, thank you very much. If you're just joining, you gotta give up now.

[Pat Godwin]

It's gonna be a whole day of this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you can look.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Tom. No, this is from Mike. Why do you have to say every day pompously, who's screening these emails regarding especially my fantastic idea about fantastic facts with Josh. Mike suggested this. That's fine, Tom. Go ahead. Crap on my attempt at comedy. See if I care.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, well, I'm gonna.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna shave the sides of my mustache.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing says I don't care like Rob writing a second email.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

That'S it, Tom. I'm shaving the sides of my mustache, quitting art school and moving to Austria.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a lot going on. That doesn't go well.

[Tom Griswold]

There's an Adolf Schickelgruber reference.

[Pat Godwin]

Failed artist in Austria.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see, Mike.

[Tom Griswold]

Adolf, nice job drawing. What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

A little.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you have to draw a little duck to get into art school? If you're just joining us. Hello, this is the Bob and Tom Show. We are coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And we will continue our letter segment from you. It's a bob and tomobandtom.com. if you'd like to write us. We would certainly like to hear what you have to say. Do you have anything else over there?

[Chick McGee]

I've got one. I think Josh should continue his True Hollywood Stories and it should be a daily segment. We have to kind of let that Hollywood story.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Back in the. The big time.

[Chick McGee]

He's been an entertainer for quite some time. I don't even know where the true Hollywood music went.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we don't. The true music's in our. All our hearts and souls, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

That's Hollywood. You remember? Actually, this look is why I think we kind of let it go by the wayside.

[Josh Arnold]

So Brian Dennehy and I once.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, what a party.

[Josh Arnold]

We once played a prank on Sinatra.

[Chick McGee]

He's got great stories like this all the time.

[Christy Lee]

Tom's gonna finish him.

[Chick McGee]

And evidently Tom was there.

[Josh Arnold]

Krista, you're a puzzle person.

[Christy Lee]

Love him.

[Josh Arnold]

Tell me if this would make you mad, because apparently this makes Scott's wife very mad.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

My wife does puzzles from time to time, and I rarely help, says Scott. I rarely help, but I like to steal a piece and wait for her to finish it when she's down to that final piece and complains it's missing. I pull it out and do the final piece.

[Christy Lee]

No, I like it.

[Josh Arnold]

She does not find this funny, but I do, so it will continue.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that is not funny.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it is.

[Josh Arnold]

That's gotta be so annoying to her, you know?

[Christy Lee]

Of course it is.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. This is Andy, Christie's husband.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, hey, Andy.

[Pat Godwin]

How are you?

[Chick McGee]

That's what I'll tell her every now and then. I'll say, why don't you. Why don't you go work on your puzzle? Let me watch this race in peace.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

We'll go out to dinner tomorrow.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

So who's she? Who's he doing this to?

[Christy Lee]

His wife.

[Chick McGee]

His wife.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that's a smart idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably the only piece he gets, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, this soup tastes of. I don't know, of kitty litter.

[Chick McGee]

And Andy.

[Pat Godwin]

Freeze.

[Chick McGee]

Almonds. What poison did they make out of almonds? Isn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, hemlock, strychnine, something.

[Chick McGee]

One of them, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's a good word. A little ramekin.

[Tom Griswold]

Little teeny guy. You could barely fit a golf ball in there. And what's it all about? It's about the concentrate. So you don't have to do all that brewing. They've done the brewing for you. You peel and you pour. You pour into hot water, cold water, add ice, whatever you're into. And that would include, by the way, all kinds of different coffees, decaf, et cetera, et cetera.

[Christy Lee]

And you can mix and match them?

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

NBA playoffs and all sorts of world records, or I want to say there's a dozen. And Shaq just being Shaq the other night on TNT's coverage of the NBA their last season, they're going out with. They're pulling out all the stops.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Coming up, it'll be sexy time with Ali Breen. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bomb and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning.

[Chick McGee]

The show is also out there for.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. The sound of Bruce Bochy grunting. You're back. And there's Christie and there's Pat. Hello, Josh. Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, hello. Sorry, I, I just been. Yeah, I received an email and I was reading it.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a couple quick things. I was doing a little bit of research here during the break. Oh, this goes back a while, but you know where Lancaster county is, Pat go?

[Pat Godwin]

I do.

[Christy Lee]

My Aunt Barb lives there.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Amish.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm at. In Lancaster. Uh, a few Amish.

[Chick McGee]

They're Amish there, right?

[Christy Lee]

My aunt is not Amish.

[Tom Griswold]

She tells you I'll start over. Lancaster county, man has been accused of exposing himself to Amish women.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Because he thought they lacked the capability to call for help quickly.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's even more nefarious.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from Lancaster Online. The. I'll leave this guy's name out of this 39 years of age. The man is accused of exposing himself to numerous females. Four felony counts of unlawful contact. Oh, this gets even worse. Eight misdemeanor accounts for indecent exposure. Now, I. I guess he assumed that they didn't have cell phones, right? So.

[Josh Arnold]

What a creepazoid.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I guess later on, he was accused of actually drawing pictures of his anatomy and slipping it under their barn doors.

[Josh Arnold]

He was.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course not.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that was.

[Tom Griswold]

See, I believe that was his joke. Can't take photographs.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I honestly was not aware of that. That part of Amish culture, you can't take photographs. Wow. I didn't know that. There are no family photos in an Amish home.

[Chick McGee]

I believe Native Americans, I think, you can't take. Steal their stuff they don't like.

[Tom Griswold]

That depends on them. For example, they hope you'll take their picture. Well, I apologize. No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Not getting the joke. But I appreciate learning about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Just. It would be funny, though, for a guy. He draws his. In other words, he's doing a dick pic. But it's. There has to be some really good artist out there that does do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you trace your.

[Tom Griswold]

Some. Some art student that.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Draws it and.

[Josh Arnold]

Who specializes in the penis.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did you just say, would you trace it?

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Would you trace yours like your hand when you're making a turkey, or would you.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm gonna. Where. We're gonna need a legal pad.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna need a. Post it.

[Chick McGee]

Don't.

[Tom Griswold]

All those.

[Chick McGee]

Those hearty young Amish men. Don't they. They're all strong from building barns.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

They come and break some guy in half for doing that to us.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I'm sure.

[Chick McGee]

Levi, get over here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Teach this boy a lesson that's okay with the Lord, but I've got a.

[Josh Arnold]

Feeling in this case, I would hope there'd be a dispensation.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We'll overlook it.

[Christy Lee]

What a jerk.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I want to read this next letter that we'll get on to sports here. I'm sorry. This is.

[Chick McGee]

Take your time.

[Tom Griswold]

There's two reasons I want to read this. The first one is I had a buddy years ago, very nice guy, Bill, and he had a Camaro that he loved. And he was and is a very fine chef. And he worked. He worked at a restaurant. As a restaurant in a mall. It was called Houlihans.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And I remember Hoolands.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was in a. It was in a mall that was. There's this huge parking lot. Well, he would Always park his beautiful Camaro way out in the middle of nowhere in the parking lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

So nobody would hit it or scratch.

[Tom Griswold]

And his car was immaculate. There was no smoking in his car. Everything had to be, you know, you, you had to wipe your feet off. And loved his car. It was a beautiful car. And then one day he came out and someone had just T boned the door.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

And from then on, his car he just kind of let it go.

[Christy Lee]

And that's sad.

[Tom Griswold]

Color faded and he just, it was no longer a perfect vehicle. I, I, I know that is a true story, but I wanted to read this letter. This comes to us from another John. He said, In 1986, I had a brand new Camaro. I was at the gym really early one morning. I had the only car in the parking lot, did my workout and came out. There was a note on my windshield. Evidently woman was teaching her 16 year old daughter how to parallel park. Her 16 year old hit my car. The only car in the parking lot, by the way. The parking lot larger than a football field. Oh, yes. It was a brand new Camaro. Her mother did pay for the damage.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Maybe start with cones. You don't have to use the, the one car that's actually there to park in front of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I, I often park far away too.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it too. And they say it's just a little, you know, a few extra steps in your day.

[Tom Griswold]

Especially when you, when you're at the gym, it's the hack thing where you see some guy driving around for 20 minutes trying to find a space close to the door at the gym so we can go get in a treadmill. Okay. Welcome to contemporary America.

[Chick McGee]

You know, there's a trick to parallel parking. You just pull up with, even with the car in front of you, then back up and turn your wheel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So you're, you're the driver's side rear view mirror lines up with the curbside headlight.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Chick McGee]

And then whip it right in.

[Pat Godwin]

I have a better trick.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm good at it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Is it valet parking?

[Pat Godwin]

I have my girlfriend too.

[Christy Lee]

My car has like little lines that tell you what to do. You just, yeah. The backup mirror. You've got those.

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you do.

[Josh Arnold]

What was I riding with? I feel like it was one of you that had the overhead where. Oh my. Watching a video game.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, mine does that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think mine actually will do it if I think it has automatic parking, but I've never tried it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Mine has automatic gas.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I just push a button and it fills the tank.

[Pat Godwin]

Mine runs on kisses.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's really nice, too.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Your girlfriend take care of that?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Careful. She might be awake.

[Pat Godwin]

Not yet. Not till seven.

[Tom Griswold]

Time now to check in with the sporting scene.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. Luca had 31 points. Who lives on the second floor? 12 rebounds, nine assists. He did one assist away from a triple double. Tom. And the Lakers fight back to even their first round series. A game of peace against the Timberwolves. Did you know Minnesota was the Timberwolves in the NBA?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I was aware of that.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

All right. Lakers win 94. 85. That one. Even at a game of peace. SGA Shay Gilgis Alexander had 27 for Oklahoma City, and they beat the Grizzlies again. 118, 99. Two.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Lead in that one. And Pascal Siakam had 24 points, 11 rebounds, and Tyrese Halliburton 21 points and 12 assists. The Pacers past the Milwaukee. Is how you pronounce it, actually Milwaukee. Alice Cooper taught us that. The Pacers win 123, 115. Indiana. Now two up, two games to none in that one. And game three will be Friday night in Milwaukee. NHL playoffs. Toronto, Florida, Minnesota and Carolina all win. Oh, St. Louis did not lose because they didn't play. That's exactly right. And here we go. Shaquille O'Neal has gone viral. Oh, just like you. After having to have an apparent bathroom emergency while inside the NBA. He was. He was working the show. The scene played out following the Clippers playoff game against the Nugs. Shaq, Ernie Johnson, Kenny Smith, Charles Barkley on set chatting about a Lakers big win. And in the middle of the conversation, Shaq gets up from his chair. As you'll see here in the video, he. He stands up and he. Oh, yeah, that is the. That's a poo poo trot, I believe.

[Josh Arnold]

In a way that does kind of suggest he has to. And the three just look. The other three dudes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Look baffled.

[Chick McGee]

I think Kenny Smith said. Is. Is that planned? Was that planned? And Charles. I don't think so. It was terrible. Smith said, you all right, big fella? Catching a cramp. But Shaq made it clear he needed to go to the bathroom. And then Kenny Smith said, it's that olive oil you've been drinking. I heard you're supposed to drink olive oil.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm doing that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Get you right back where you just.

[Pat Godwin]

Turn me onto it now.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you doing it for the poll? They have that where you just swish It. And gargle it.

[Tom Griswold]

It.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I do it real quick. I do it too, because it lubricates.

[Josh Arnold]

Got you.

[Pat Godwin]

You're doing it.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. There are a couple different.

[Christy Lee]

In your coffee.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. Just.

[Chick McGee]

And Charles, take a shot. Charles said after 40, you can't hold it no more. Ernie.

[Josh Arnold]

Imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Shaq.

[Josh Arnold]

A shack dump.

[Tom Griswold]

That's as big.

[Chick McGee]

As big as Christian.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's gotta be.

[Chick McGee]

He insisted Shaq came back and rejoined the broadcast. He insists it was just a number one. And Shaq added. Sorry about that, America.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he said it was just the number one.

[Tom Griswold]

You see the way he was walking?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Well.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it is Shaq. He's, you know, he walks.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. He's got to be.

[Christy Lee]

He's got a different big bones.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to wonder if the engineer. Because those guys are wearing lavalier mics, right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to wonder if the engineer.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, like Naked Gun. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Just for. Just for laughs.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody did a belly flop.

[Chick McGee]

Do you make noise when you stand at the toilet? Oh, yeah. Take that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I like to scream out. I'm showing you who's boss. Of course I don't. Coming up, we have Fyre Festival in the news still.

[Chick McGee]

And what is this sound? You've heard it. I'll have the answer when we come back. What is that sound?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. You got me. We'll find out. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show, sponsored in part by Java House. The official copy and refreshments of the Bob and Tom. It's part sports.

[Josh Arnold]

We have football on the brain, part pop culture. Dennis Leary, True or false. You refuse to wear a glove with Mickey Mantle's signature on it for the.

[Tom Griswold]

Movie the Sandlot, the Red Sox blood. The brew is blood.

[Chick McGee]

They run deep.

[Pat Godwin]

Add in the best celebrity interview.

[Josh Arnold]

Robert Dairo here on the Rich Eisen Show.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you, sir?

[Chick McGee]

Just got over a 24 hour virus.

[Josh Arnold]

The antidote is to appear on the Rich Eisen Show.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. I would have done it earlier.

[Pat Godwin]

And you've got the Rich Eisen show podcast.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a medicinal quality to appearing on this program.

[Pat Godwin]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Got a song coming up right now.

[Pat Godwin]

Right now.

[Chick McGee]

Right now. There's Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Stephen Singer's limited edition brand new blue moon 24 karat gold dipped rose for Mother's Day is available now. Limited quantity. Get yours today @I hate stephensinger.com I'm Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello Chickster. Let's get moving forward here because I know we've got a song coming from Patty G. But first in the world.

[Chick McGee]

Of sports, we got sad news off the mat. Mike Patrick, play by play, a longtime play by play announcer for and especially ESPN's first play by play announcer for the NFL when they had Sunday Night Football and his partner was Joe Theisman. Mike has died at the age of 80. According to reports, his physician and longtime friend sent a text to friends. He passed away in God's country, beautiful Fairfax, Virginia on Sunday. It was natural causes. He joined ESPN in 1982 and he was with the network for 35 years.

[Tom Griswold]

So very on a brighter note, we're going to be speaking with Joe Theisman tomorrow as we get ready for the NFL draft. Joe's obviously really interesting to talk to. Look forward to it.

[Chick McGee]

That answers this question. That's the little chime that plays every time a pick is made in the National Football League draft. Oh, and the the first pick is.

[Christy Lee]

When an angel got its wings.

[Chick McGee]

The first pick is in the NFL draft and the Tennessee Titans pick Cam Ord, quarterback, Florida State. Have you ever, you never noticed that?

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever watched the NFL draft?

[Tom Griswold]

No, because I have not. I have a life.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean I'm a casual fan. I go to a lot of games.

[Chick McGee]

But you don't want to draft.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't need to. I don't need to work there.

[Chick McGee]

You're really, really missing means that OTA's organized team activities started yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Good for them.

[Chick McGee]

Our long national nightmare is almost over. The off season.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I don't care.

[Chick McGee]

Next thing you're going to tell me is you probably don't watch preseason games either.

[Tom Griswold]

That's correct. Jesus, mother of God. I want to see our quarterback. I want to see our quarterback get injured so I don't go to those games.

[Christy Lee]

Can you watch just practice? Do they have that on the NFL Network?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Do they?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, they have practice.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Do they really?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

They show practice.

[Chick McGee]

And I say every year I'm going to go watch Washington. And I think this year I'm going.

[Tom Griswold]

To go, oh, if you leave now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know I could go home and spend the rest until the thing and I get a phone call, it'll be my fault. Well, you Know how he is. A British man has walked 53 miles in a homemade bird costume to raise awareness and funds for conservation projects.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Now 53 miles is a long way to walk. But wait till you see this. This costume is quite elaborate.

[Christy Lee]

It's quite a becker.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's about a six foot pecker.

[Christy Lee]

That is quite, quite.

[Josh Arnold]

Wonder what kind of bird that is.

[Chick McGee]

Well, for you, for you ornithologists among you. Yes, it's the Eurasian cur, you curlew. It's a ten foot long costume. That is Matt Trevillian from the. From England. There he is.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

That's something.

[Tom Griswold]

Raising awareness. I guess. This bird is disappearing.

[Chick McGee]

The area where he walked evidently is a stronghold for curlews.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

But like other former strongholds, there's been a huge decline in curlew's numbers. They're almost on the endangered list.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's sad.

[Tom Griswold]

So he dresses up like one.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, you have a song.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

Uh.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, well, it's eastern. Well, you know, I'm gonna dress. I'm gonna dress just like a curlew, just for you. This curlew is going extinct, so drawing some attention's what I do. And I would clock 53 miles and I would cluck to my legs or so to bring awareness to the cause. This bird could be gone forever.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go, sir.

[Christy Lee]

That was lovely.

[Pat Godwin]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if the curlew is famous for its buck, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Certainly not famous for its buck.

[Pat Godwin]

That's why, because they can't buck.

[Christy Lee]

Here's a crazy idea. Do you know if you can record a sound of a bird and there's an app that'll tell you what it is?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe. Sounds like a good idea, doesn't it? Where you don't even have to record it, you can just hear it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, just play it like. Like Shazam does with music.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I gotta find that. There is something bird out there that makes. I've never heard before. I want to know what it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Could be the eastern. Northern.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it sounds like that's what the Midwestern.

[Pat Godwin]

Could be the henway.

[Christy Lee]

How much is it?

[Chick McGee]

What's a henway?

[Tom Griswold]

£15. Well, you ruined the joke.

[Chick McGee]

What are you. You sound like me over there trying to tell a joke. What the hell?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe it's a something scary.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Could be the Appalachian Titpecker.

[Tom Griswold]

The Appalachian Titpecker?

[Chick McGee]

How much is a titpacker?

[Josh Arnold]

It depends on what part of the city you're in.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'll have a tip. Downtown, about 50.

[Pat Godwin]

That'll be five.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't know, with inflation. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Is there any way you'd go see a prostitute? Tom, would you go see a prostitute?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, gosh. 10:30.

[Chick McGee]

Come on. Huh? No.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

How about this? Yes. And no one would ever have to find out. You'd get away with it.

[Josh Arnold]

Totally get away with it. You're the only one that knows.

[Chick McGee]

You get your hang down, taken care of, and it's like $250 plus a tip, 350. Nobody knows. And you wouldn't. You still wouldn't do it.

[Tom Griswold]

It.

[Chick McGee]

I know the memory of my mother. She would be.

[Tom Griswold]

First of all, my mother charged more than $350, I'll have you know.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now, wait a minute. Somebody else was supposed to say that. I don't know if I would or not. The high dollar.

[Christy Lee]

You. You don't know if you would.

[Josh Arnold]

I could be talked into it.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the rule in Las Vegas? How do you know if. If you walk into a bar. How do you know if the woman is sitting at the bar, is a hooker? If she smiles at you, she's talking to you. That's. That's the first sign that makes me very nervous. What else is happening in sports?

[Christy Lee]

You know, they can always say no, Tom, you don't have to.

[Chick McGee]

They've been known to pay for sex in the penguin world. Did you know that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really? What do they pay with?

[Chick McGee]

Fish. Oh, fishes. The world's oldest Penguin celebrated her 37th birthday.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll give you seven. Smelt.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you smelt that for a fin job?

[Chick McGee]

Paradise park in Haley, England, said the Humboldt penguin named S. Pneb. Is this a typo?

[Tom Griswold]

No, keep reading.

[Chick McGee]

Spineb marked the occasion with a birthday cake made of ice inside the ice that featured her favorite fish.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's nice.

[Chick McGee]

Sprats.

[Josh Arnold]

Sprat.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Jack.

[Christy Lee]

Sprat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And it was topped with a toy penguin.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. There we go. There we go. Look at that guy, lady.

[Pat Godwin]

He does look old.

[Chick McGee]

7.

[Tom Griswold]

Good Lord.

[Christy Lee]

She does look old.

[Pat Godwin]

She. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They think that may be the oldest penguin ever, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, back me up on this. Don't they look like Tommy Lee Jones? Come on.

[Pat Godwin]

A little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

A little bit.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Humboldt penguins typically have a lifespan of 15 to 20 years in the wild. And that's something that. Records kept by zoos suggest that that's.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are often fudged, aren't they?

[Chick McGee]

Spineb. S. Pneb is the oldest of her type across the globe.

[Josh Arnold]

Spineb.

[Chick McGee]

Becky Waite, one of Spineb's Keepers told the Beeb the penguin was doing amazingly well for her age. According to the Sanctuary, the name is a fusion of the two types of medication the penguin was on. During some intense treatment back in 2007, she developed a fungal disease that reminds.

[Josh Arnold]

Me of my grandpa. Via musil.

[Tom Griswold]

Mixture of Viagra and Metamucil.

[Chick McGee]

I used to be known as Prozac. A cylinder. The disease was called aspergilliosis. Her name consisted of.

[Josh Arnold]

That's my name, too.

[Chick McGee]

A drug sp. And the nebula.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my name, too. Whenever we go out, the people always shout. As for Heliosisos, as Josh would say.

[Chick McGee]

This was a story about nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I thought it was cute.

[Chick McGee]

Thank God we had a picture.

[Tom Griswold]

The world's oldest penguin.

[Josh Arnold]

And it got a cake with fish in it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's cute.

[Josh Arnold]

A fish cake.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's your favorite penguin, Burgess Meredith or Danny devito?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they're both great.

[Chick McGee]

There's no contest.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, they're both great. All good.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's doing that Gary thing he's hiding behind.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, he's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you guys like Chilly Willy the penguin?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's good. Tennessee Tuxedo.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he was good.

[Chick McGee]

Boom. End of story.

[Tom Griswold]

Story.

[Christy Lee]

Marlin, the bird id. Great app for identifying birds. Thank you to Colin.

[Tom Griswold]

It's an app already?

[Christy Lee]

Yep, it's an app. You record audio from your phone. The app will ID birds. It's called Merlin. M E R L I N. That's.

[Chick McGee]

That should be. I have a different name.

[Christy Lee]

Bird id.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, very good. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

How about Woodpecker? What's that? Pecker. Name that. Pecker.

[Pat Godwin]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

So that would be like a dick pick identifier.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes.

[Christy Lee]

If you're in that database.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was gonna say, if you've got. If you put that many of them out there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what?

[Chick McGee]

I bet you that someone could send you a picture of your. And you would not know it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, of course I wouldn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I would know mine. Are you kidding?

[Christy Lee]

You wouldn't know your.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I'm with. I don't think I would.

[Christy Lee]

You don't ever look at it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, plus, I don't see it from. Really? I never see it from that.

[Tom Griswold]

I see it from the top. I don't go. And I'm gonna get a selfie stick and take a few shots to see if my new profile looks any good. Well, I got a new haircut I'm doing.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Doing a pubic comb over.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to check it Out.

[Chick McGee]

In Tom's defense, you can't see the whole thing from above. Google Earth plan the day I hope you catch the traffic lights.

[Tom Griswold]

And you think you'd recognize your shot?

[Josh Arnold]

I have. Maybe not from the bottom, but you.

[Tom Griswold]

But you're the only one in the room that's actually sent deep sent a D pic.

[Josh Arnold]

Am I really you?

[Christy Lee]

You.

[Pat Godwin]

I think you are.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. Well, Christy automatically says that he. I'm sorry, Jeff. We're acknowledging that he's in the room. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Have you received. Have you received one, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Well, because we were talking about it one time and I said I never had somebody sent me one.

[Tom Griswold]

Then.

[Pat Godwin]

That was a mistake. I apologize.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know. Never.

[Tom Griswold]

So, Jeffrey, can you turn your mic on for just a second? You have in fact sent a D picker. Yes, I turn your mic on. There you my lady.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. And it was requested, right? I mean, yeah, yeah. You. I've never done it unsolicited. That seems insane to me. I'm not a monster now you are.

[Tom Griswold]

You are a man. Of a very hairy man. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Pursuit.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have to sort of pull back the forest in order?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I. I part it in the middle.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm glad. That's so nice. Time for us to move on. We have a lot to get to. First, I want to remind you, the Bob and Tom show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey, let's talk some numbers here. Traditional in person therapy can cost anywhere from 100 bucks to 250 bucks per session. That adds up fast. BetterHelp online therapy significantly less. Save up to 50% per session. With BetterHelp, you pay a flat fee for weekly sessions, saving you big on cost and time. Therapy should be accessible, not a luxury. Online therapy is significantly cheaper, and by the way, of course, much more convenient. Your mental health is worth it. So give it a shot. Try it out. The way it works is the therapy's done online. You go online and fill out a little questionnaire. There are some 30,000 therapists working with better health with a number of specialties. You'll be lined up with one, and then if it doesn't work for you, maybe for whatever reason, you can switch. No problems and no additional fees are involved.

[Josh Arnold]

It's worth.

[Tom Griswold]

So work on, I don't know, whatever you want to work on. Coping skills, setting boundaries, love troubles, whatever it might be. And BetterHelp is an easy way to do it because you're doing the therapy online, by the way. You can do it with the camera on camera off, like a phone call or even texting back and forth. Visit betterhelp.com btshow that BT show part lets them know that you heard about it from us and it knocks 10% off your first month. That's BetterHelp. H E L P betterhelp.com BTShow and it's all about convenience. You can do it wherever you are when you have it scheduled. So get yourself feeling better with better help. Once again, betterhelp.com BTShow coming up, we have fyre festival news. Believe it or not. Not. We have marijuana news, crucifixion news and don't forget stilts. Stilts in the news. We are in the Aeli Auto Part studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Josh Arnold. I hate Steven Singer, sidekick. Chair, Chickal.

[Tom Griswold]

Ding dong.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin, Chrissy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. I'm Chick McGee and here's I have a technical question. Tom Griswold. Yes, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I do not participate in the so called visual sexting world.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but in all fairness, you, sex is for reproduction. That's it. That's it. That's it and only it. You've had sex seven times my text.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you ovulating?

[Josh Arnold]

Necessary?

[Tom Griswold]

I've been saving little seeds for you. No.

[Chick McGee]

Of course you're the only man who calls it the chore.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, you, you fellows refer to the so called dick pick. Is there a female version of this? Is there a name for that?

[Chick McGee]

There's not a cute name for it.

[Josh Arnold]

But I haven't heard a name for it.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't either. But women do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, no, I, I'm fully. I'm sure they do. Wait a minute, Pat, you've had this.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I know, I know that women do it is going to be my answer for the air.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. The thing is you can't. It don't nobody your phone number. Don't do it. Just don't do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody. What?

[Chick McGee]

Don't give anybody your phone number.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that is a mistake.

[Chick McGee]

Don't do it. What are you nuts? Next thing you know you got to get a new phone. No.

[Tom Griswold]

So there isn't a little cute little name for that?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think so. I haven't heard anything.

[Christy Lee]

We could come up with one.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Christy Lee]

Kicked off the air. Got one right off the top of my head.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there's a pick.

[Tom Griswold]

But just if it has to rhyme. It's going to be very well. Nothing rhymes. I'm just going through the top five.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there are a couple near rhymes. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I got the first one. Yeah, I got it. I'd like to say I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I asked. There's no clue.

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't we just say van? I mean, it rhymes with D pick.

[Tom Griswold]

And what if it's a B pick?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that also is good.

[Tom Griswold]

It could be a BH pick, but I think.

[Josh Arnold]

I think most guys just go, hey, man, check this out. She sent me a picture of her boobs. There's no terminology. It's just.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. A BH pick.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's gotta be.

[Christy Lee]

That's gotta be tough close up. How are you gonna do that?

[Tom Griswold]

I think you'd probably set your timer and hover.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that would work.

[Josh Arnold]

And then.

[Tom Griswold]

Enjoy.

[Josh Arnold]

Fellas. Count the spokes.

[Chick McGee]

There are those. That. That's the only area of importance for a certain person.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that there isn't a perversion out there that hasn't been thought of. Maybe. I think especially in the digital age now, every perv can find their own little. Their cadre of fellow pervs. But right now, are we returning to the sports page?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we are. And guess what we're doing.

[Josh Arnold]

Stupid world record. Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

A Ukrainian figure skater has broken the Guinness world record for the most 360° spins on skates without vomiting. On stilts.

[Christy Lee]

On still on stilts.

[Chick McGee]

On skates. On stilts in 30 seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

They're called stilt skates.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's a. What a great name.

[Tom Griswold]

I had never seen these. It's so cool. Here we go. You can see the lady here.

[Pat Godwin]

Look at that.

[Josh Arnold]

They're a foot and a half tall.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're barely stilts.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, barely, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

They are hilarious, though, because. Oh, hey, the blade is the only part at the bottom of the skate. Her skates, right. It looks like she's wearing skates, but then it's. She's like an X.

[Tom Griswold]

And she's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she's fantastic.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I want you to guess before you keep reading, Chick, I want you to guess why these were developed and when you hear why, you'll go, oh, makes sense.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a guess, but I. I don't.

[Chick McGee]

They were developed by the Ukrainian.

[Tom Griswold]

They were developed by surgery by an American in Minnesota.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going to assume so that when they do different skating pageants and stuff, there's an aesthetic quality to seeing some, like, on risers.

[Pat Godwin]

I say to hover above the snow.

[Chick McGee]

Actually, Josh is closest to being correct. Minnesota based Strauss Skates Company invented the skates to allow skaters leaders to be elevated.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, keep reading.

[Chick McGee]

The style of skates were used in Minnesota's traveling ice show.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And eventually even in some Disney on Ice performances. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, see, that's what makes sense. If you're doing Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, you don't have a bunch of dwarf skaters. You can make Snow White white look tall.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

See, Necessity is the mother of invention.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They were sitting around going, well, what do we do? We can make Snow White tall. We got to hire seven little guys.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never been to an Ice Capade.

[Christy Lee]

Really? Holiday on Ice, where we used to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they're. You don't go. You don't like those pads? No, I've seen all those. I love those things.

[Chick McGee]

You can't get out of there for less if you got a kid. You can't get out of there for less than 450.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you gotta get the light up spinny thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the light up spinny thing. And there's one every him. Every break in the action, there's somebody walking through with the light up spinning thing.

[Pat Godwin]

I would walk in with Jimmy, he'd go, we're out of here.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, a young man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, 13 year old boy would rather you're being kind. He. He flowered up his language a little bit, I'm sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How old is he now?

[Pat Godwin]

14.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's probably not his. No thing right now, but even when.

[Christy Lee]

He was a kid, you're saying he wasn't.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely not.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's because you drug him to comedy clubs.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't you guys?

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't drug him.

[Christy Lee]

Him drag.

[Pat Godwin]

I gave him some Benadryl.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't we go to lunch with Pat and Jimmy one time and he. Jimmy is like a sailor man back in the back seat.

[Josh Arnold]

It was with Dice.

[Chick McGee]

It was.

[Pat Godwin]

You have no idea.

[Chick McGee]

Good God.

[Tom Griswold]

So he wouldn't enjoy Disney on Ice? I highly recommend it.

[Chick McGee]

I thought I'd heard everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's move on. Is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, we got Christy Lee over there, but I should reintroduce us. If you're just joining us, this is the Bob and Tom Show. We're coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy, what have you got?

[Christy Lee]

Let's see here. An elderly man in West Virginia has been hospitalized after falling from a cross during a crucifixion reenactment.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoops.

[Chick McGee]

My fault. My bad.

[Christy Lee]

WDTV reports the incident occurred at the Masonic cemetery in Weston.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder why.

[Josh Arnold]

He was elder. Was he playing one of the thieves?

[Christy Lee]

The 84 year old was participating in the reenactment with the Vandalia Community Christian Church. Church.

[Tom Griswold]

So how old is this guy now?

[Christy Lee]

84.

[Tom Griswold]

What? You know, we need a younger Jesus.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah, unless you want to.

[Tom Griswold]

Either summer, I would say by definition 33 is max.

[Chick McGee]

There were two. There were three total crosses. Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he wasn't. He was one of the things.

[Chick McGee]

Jesus was in the middle.

[Josh Arnold]

Must have been.

[Tom Griswold]

So he was nail free. Got that going for him.

[Pat Godwin]

I can see your house from here.

[Christy Lee]

He was critically injured after falling about 10ft from one of the crosses.

[Tom Griswold]

10Ft?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Family member told the station he was still in the ICU with broken ribs.

[Josh Arnold]

Falling. Just falling for an 80 year old.

[Tom Griswold]

Awful feet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're humpty dumped.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? It doesn't have to be 10ft. You get the idea. If he's on the cross.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Right. I mean, in the air.

[Tom Griswold]

This was, this celebration was in a cemetery.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Masonic cemetery.

[Tom Griswold]

Hardly worth. Hardly worth going to the hospital.

[Josh Arnold]

But yeah, it would have been nice if he just fallen into one of the holes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Grab the shovels.

[Tom Griswold]

So I was trying to do some research on this.

[Chick McGee]

Hardly worth going home, is it?

[Christy Lee]

What do you said?

[Tom Griswold]

I was doing a little bit of research on this. A little bit of homework.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. Do you remember this whole thing in the Philippines?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, they do it every year.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they slap themselves on the back with like reeds and stuff.

[Christy Lee]

And then they crucify themselves until they.

[Tom Griswold]

Flagellating until they bleed.

[Chick McGee]

And then, then they crucify.

[Tom Griswold]

Here, I'll read the texture graphic reenactments of the crucifixion of Jesus on Good Friday. This was a couple years ago. 17 men were nailed to wooden crosses.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they actually did it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think they do it every year.

[Tom Griswold]

Church leaders have spoken, by the way, against the annual practice. Yeah, but it draws huge crowds.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, that's rough.

[Tom Griswold]

The grizzly voluntary crucifixions were carried out throughout the day as thousands of spectators soldiers looked on. Wow. Then they have people dressed up as Roman centurions enacting the voluntary crucifixions.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they did it this year.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's. Yeah, I would say listen to the church leaders there. If they say, hey fellas, you don't have to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

The reality is, by the way, the nails didn't go through the Hands, they.

[Josh Arnold]

Went through the wrists and the ankles.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's brutal.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Real, real off.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, you can be passionate about your beliefs.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Within reason.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, there are other ways.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I wonder, how violent is this? Like they. Is this like the NCAA basketball pool in the office where you have to pick your team out of a hat so that they. And by the way, you pick your team and then you see if you get the crucifixion gig.

[Christy Lee]

One of the reenactors who was crucified on Friday, Good Friday this year, said the first five seconds are very painful. Painful. As time goes on, though, and the blood goes down, the pain numbs and you can stay on the cross longer. Oh, I was 64 years old.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know how you pass away when you're crucified?

[Tom Griswold]

You can't breathe.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You suffocate, which is really wild.

[Chick McGee]

Chest collapse and you can't breathe.

[Tom Griswold]

This is nice of the Nike people to donate those cross trainers.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like a marathon. You can't just jump into one. You gotta train.

[Chick McGee]

He, He. He repurposed that joke.

[Tom Griswold]

I like it.

[Pat Godwin]

Right after Easter.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

On a much lighter Easter note.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

A brewery in Belgium celebrated Easter not with eggs, but a search for hidden beer.

[Chick McGee]

I see a brewery on every corner in Belgium. I know, don't you?

[Josh Arnold]

Mugs frothing with the delight.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the great movie in Bruges?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. It's one of those movies. It's got a terrible title. You'd never go see it. Then I just stumbled on. And this. It was. It's really good.

[Pat Godwin]

Brilliant.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. How do you spell that? Is it B, R, L, U, G, A?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If you get a chance. Terrific movie.

[Chick McGee]

Colin Farrell and the Other Guy.

[Christy Lee]

Is that a Guy Ritchie film?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Martin McDonough. It's not really a terrible title. The action takes place in Bruins.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but. I know it's great if you're. If you're going through things and you see.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the educated would. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is coming from a little bit on the Captain. Captain Cliff Notes.

[Josh Arnold]

You know. You know me and my notes.

[Tom Griswold]

What was it?

[Josh Arnold]

False literary posturing?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it was. No, it was faux literary. Faux literary posturing. No, I'm just saying, in Bruges, if you. It's not one of those titles, you go, oh, this must be really a good movie. It just.

[Josh Arnold]

Hell of a movie.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying, if you get a chance, it's really.

[Chick McGee]

And you know Ray Fines, my new favorite actor Actors in it, too.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, he is.

[Christy Lee]

The fifth annual event at the Eyewear's Gardens in Lassanne saw over 1, 000 registered hunters searching for 12, 000 hidden bottles of Lutgard beer. Among the beers was a special golden bottle, which earned its finder a prize of their weight in beer.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got the golden bottle. Here comes Peter Cottontail.

[Josh Arnold]

Run home, chick. Run home as fast as you can.

[Chick McGee]

I got the golden bottle.

[Tom Griswold]

So the kids don't participate.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they do. The event began Sunday with a chocolate egg hunt for children at noon.

[Chick McGee]

A chocolate egg hunt.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds good.

[Christy Lee]

And the beer hunt commenced at 12:30. A barbecue followed to allow hunters to relax and enjoy some of their findings.

[Josh Arnold]

That sounds great.

[Christy Lee]

That does sound fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is in Belgium. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Waffle country.

[Tom Griswold]

Because Germans are great at finding hidden stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Most Belgium beer.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. No, I was gonna say. Have you seen that?

[Josh Arnold]

And Frank Lane. No, I was.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Of course.

[Chick McGee]

All right, who's hiding in the attic in here?

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna go with the beginning of. What's that movie? Inglorious Bastards.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's one of the great scenes in contemporary Cinema.

[Chick McGee]

The average ABV of a Belgian beer, 12%.

[Pat Godwin]

That'll get you there.

[Chick McGee]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a good Easter.

[Josh Arnold]

They like that Hefeweizen. That's what I like. I love those. That wheat beer. Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the faux beer.

[Josh Arnold]

I am a faux alcohol.

[Pat Godwin]

You read a book and you drink your sweet beer.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

On a Sunday watching your flying squirrels.

[Tom Griswold]

If that beer has a. Notes of Cliff.

[Pat Godwin]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

These guys. These guys, they must be just. Just hammered after drinking.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what. That's what beer will do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Coming up, Christy Lee will retain her position, of course, at the. At the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, Everybody quits has an opportunity to fire all of us. And Christie's made it through the first part of the show. Congratulations.

[Tom Griswold]

And I like your shirt, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

Placenta.

[Chick McGee]

So side by side.

[Christy Lee]

Placenta. You get that?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know where a lot of this stuff comes from. I. I don't question it.

[Christy Lee]

I've had babies and don't know what a placenta looks like.

[Tom Griswold]

We were probably half passed out.

[Chick McGee]

She didn't. She didn't hold it up and look at the light and all that stuff. No, they check them, huh?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds like a lesser baby doctor. I don't want to get.

[Josh Arnold]

They check them for the other bit because sometimes twins are hidden in the place.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, that's exactly right.

[Christy Lee]

That would be a surprise, wouldn't it?

[Chick McGee]

One of them had Jesus's face in a place.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you drunk?

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Drunk as a monkey. But remember tomorrow night, Tom, it's the NFL draft.

[Tom Griswold]

Y'all read about it the next day.

[Josh Arnold]

I won't even do that either.

[Chick McGee]

What's wrong with you? Is. Is.

[Tom Griswold]

Is beer, by the way, the traditional Easter drink?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, beer.

[Tom Griswold]

Beer.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know about that. Why do you say that?

[Christy Lee]

We drink a lot of wine.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a guess as the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Why do I say that?

[Chick McGee]

You tell me. Because it has hops.

[Pat Godwin]

Here I thought we were having a conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

Peter. Cottontails swerving down the bunny trail. He's strong. He's.

[Chick McGee]

He really fooled you. He thought. He thought he was talking to you. Yeah. He does that a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is a miracle that Christie hasn't quit. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll be there.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, hello, hello. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Chicks are making some notes over here.

[Chick McGee]

Discombobulated man's gotta write down his thoughts.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Now, we were discussing the contemporary culture of Belgium.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

But anybody ever been?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Never.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty nice.

[Chick McGee]

You've been to Belgium?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What'd you pick?

[Tom Griswold]

Danced across the Maginot Line. Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually.

[Pat Godwin]

Dance.

[Christy Lee]

You dance?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's what one does.

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. There's a dance called Imaginal Line.

[Chick McGee]

Did you pick up a puppy for your sister or something?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, never mind. Let's go back to the Silenc Insurance News that I can see News desk news.

[Christy Lee]

Dick, slow down the silence, okay?

[Pat Godwin]

He's got his.

[Josh Arnold]

He gets nervous.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the.

[Chick McGee]

You need to go vomit that caffeine you've ingested or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Calf. The Silac Insurance News desk with Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

How about the sex room, ladies and gentlemen?

[Chick McGee]

How about it?

[Christy Lee]

That's what it's called. Prison in Italy is opening the first ever sex room for inmates.

[Josh Arnold]

No way.

[Christy Lee]

It went into operation over the weekend. Hang on. Get your mind out of the gutter.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, I mean, every prison has a sex room. It's called the shower.

[Christy Lee]

The inmate Allowed to visit with his male or female partner at jail.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, this is consensual.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. In the central Umbria region. The move follows a constitutional court ruling that recognized inmates rights to have intimate meetings with visiting partners.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet this cuts down on the sodomy.

[Christy Lee]

I would think if you can actually.

[Josh Arnold]

Hook up with your wife or girlfriend or boy, whatever, every now and again, you're less likely to have that old spike.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Umbia prison now with less buggery. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

And I'm so glad, I guess, who's here right now to talk about the Italian sex room?

[Josh Arnold]

It's Luigi.

[Tom Griswold]

Luigi.

[Pat Godwin]

Accusatory. I've had my experience in a jail and.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it sounds like it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, I was in for a while. Yeah, I just cut the garlic real thin and make a spaghetti for everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do they have. Did they have a sex room in your prison?

[Pat Godwin]

They did, just recently. I just got out. I flew here yesterday with my girlfriend. Of course. Course. Gina Statutory. Sleeping it often in the car. We went to Olive Garden last night and we got crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Better wake her up. Her algebra class starts in 15 minutes.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, don't be silly. She is. Let's go with the 19.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

This is about the jail sex room? Enjoy Mancha Manja. And enjoy jail cell. Looking at my soulmate and I figure, oh, what the hell? I don't normally swing that away, but every now and then I'm a prison gay. But not anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Solomon. Not anymore. I get to see my Gina Statutory. The prison gives us a special sex room. So now it's lights off, bada bing, bada boom, and I gotta go. I gotta go. They're taking me back. I got one more month.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

That is a thing. Prison gay. That's a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but also, well, they have. In some states they have conjugal visits.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. I think California's one, isn't. Isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

So where do those take place then?

[Christy Lee]

They have a.

[Tom Griswold]

They'll have a. I would assume a room.

[Chick McGee]

A trailer.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't they have a. Yeah, a trailer.

[Tom Griswold]

A trailer. Oh, wow, okay.

[Chick McGee]

It's a sex trailer.

[Tom Griswold]

I know there were some famous convicted murderers that had five kids.

[Chick McGee]

Well. But. Yeah. And how many of those have gotten married by women who.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Love them after they were incarcerated?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, well, that's a special type of whack job job, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the Tiger King got married over the weekend. Did you guys see that?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What's his name? Artie Smithers. What is it? Tiger King.

[Christy Lee]

No, his name is Joe Exotic.

[Chick McGee]

How do we forget that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Exotic Joe, Exotic. He's back in the headlines. He married what he says, the love of his life.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, he said this before. He said that with the guy who shot himself, remember?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. On Monday, the 62 year old married his fellow inmate, Jorge Marguerites Margarez or whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's exotic. You can just go with Jorge.

[Christy Lee]

Well, now it's Jorge. Yeah, Exotic. What if.

[Tom Griswold]

What if Joe took his name?

[Christy Lee]

The love story began within the walls of the prison, according to Joe.

[Chick McGee]

I saw him across the cafeteria. He said, would you like my chocolate pudding?

[Christy Lee]

The couple dressed in matching black tuxedos and white hats when they were married.

[Josh Arnold]

Lovely.

[Christy Lee]

So they. They're still in prison though, right? I mean, they went all out.

[Josh Arnold]

You think they get a cell together then?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

Why wouldn't you let the married guys have a cell?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, marriage is like a prison, so.

[Chick McGee]

It'S supposed to me. You know your mic's on, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there you go. So. So I guess they got married. And on Monday, congratulations to the lovely.

[Tom Griswold]

How long is he going to be in?

[Christy Lee]

I'm trying to find that out. I'm reading ahead as quick as I can.

[Tom Griswold]

What was he was convicted of? What? Allegedly murder. Allegedly planning a murder, Hiring a hit. Hiring a hitman or something. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

He's been really begging to be pardoned, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, unless Covid comes back back.

[Christy Lee]

And he's currently serving.

[Tom Griswold]

Make a sequel.

[Christy Lee]

A 21 year sentence.

[Josh Arnold]

They made a sequel.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody cared for murder for higher plot.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know anyone that watched season two of that.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I don't either. I. I think we all watched season one.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you?

[Chick McGee]

I kind of enjoyed it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you watched season two?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. Season one.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we all kind of enjoyed it too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Jorge, his 33 year old bride apparently is being is incarcerated for repeated immigration related charges.

[Josh Arnold]

Even gets upset when a younger man is married to an older man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Not just women.

[Christy Lee]

62 and 33. Good luck, love of his life.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, go for it, Joe.

[Christy Lee]

I was surprised they all St Bernard.

[Josh Arnold]

For what you did to these lions.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And tigers.

[Christy Lee]

Bears. Oh my.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of bears, we have bears in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, give me the preview of the bears in the news.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. A Connecticut man is in trouble for shooting a bear that entered his garage. We'll talk about that coming up, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, see, I don't get that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you're in his.

[Tom Griswold]

If it's a burglar entering your garage, you can shoot it, but if it's a bear, you can't. I think maybe we've gone a little too far here. We'll find out what this is all about and we'll get all mad about it. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Just got to get a hold of us. Call fax, mail or email. Get all the contact information you need at bob and tom.com. this is the Bob Atom show.

[Tom Griswold]

And maybe be a winner.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the BOBA Top Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the IH. Steven Singer, Sidekick Chair. I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

How you doing, buddy?

[Tom Griswold]

Doing. Doing just fine.

[Chick McGee]

All right, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

We have Chris Steely over there at the Silac Insurance news desk. Tell me more, Christie.

[Christy Lee]

A Connecticut man arrested for shooting a bear that entered his garage. Todd Topics told wfsb. Do you want to. We haven't done that in a while.

[Chick McGee]

FSB is some bit you don't ask us about. Don't ask us about wfmf. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

The incident occurred back in August when his wife told him a bear came within feet of his two children.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

The bear was chased up a tree by the family dog. But when Mr. Toppings realized it wasn't backing down, he fired a few warning shots and the bear ran off.

[Chick McGee]

He's a good boy.

[Christy Lee]

It wasn't until the next day he learned that he had killed the bear.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Christy Lee]

He was arrested by the Department of Energy and Environmental Protection charged with illegal taking of a bear.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Topics completing a rehabilitation program for the first time offenders but believes he actually within the law.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, apparently not.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently not.

[Tom Griswold]

You got a bear in your garage? I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he didn't. The bear was up in the tree.

[Christy Lee]

Up in the tree when he fired at it.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't shoot a bear when it's up in a tree.

[Chick McGee]

You don't?

[Tom Griswold]

No. It was gone. So you let it come down and eat your kids.

[Chick McGee]

It's a tree in front of your house. I say you shoot.

[Christy Lee]

He's inside while the bear's up in the tree.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I think this guy was in the wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Had he shot him while he was in the garage, that would have been different.

[Tom Griswold]

Did it at least get a rug out of the deal?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Yogi. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Boo Boo.

[Christy Lee]

Boo Boo.

[Josh Arnold]

I'VE never known anybody with a bear skin rug, have you guys?

[Tom Griswold]

Kristy, you have or had one?

[Christy Lee]

We were talking about. If you're just joining us, earlier in the show, we were talking about Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. My uncle, his name was Tom. He's passed on. But he was a huge big game hunter.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Christy Lee]

And he had a big bear skin rug. He had a whole trophy room with all of these taxidermied animals and heads on the wall. It freaked me out.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Now, remember, if it doesn't have the head, it doesn't count as a bare skin rug.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I would say, too.

[Chick McGee]

Had the head, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Right, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. I didn't know that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He was something.

[Tom Griswold]

I think people might trip over the head hunter.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It seems like I always wondered, somebody's.

[Pat Godwin]

Got a trip over there in the dark.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And those fangs.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I would love to see my. I would love to see. I was just gonna say that my retriever. Your dog's come down the stairs and in the foyer there's a bearskin rug with a head. I mean, I. He would stare at it, I would imagine, for quite some time before sniffing.

[Christy Lee]

Trying to figure out what the hell.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What's going on here?

[Christy Lee]

You don't think he'd bark at it? He'd bark at it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I really. This would be a good experiment.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you got to get a bearskin rug first.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Probably hard to find.

[Chick McGee]

You think they make the faux? Faux.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, absolutely. With heads on. I'm sure they.

[Chick McGee]

I bet so.

[Christy Lee]

Video captured in Austin, Texas, shows a guy swinging from a construction crane.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that is so Austin.

[Christy Lee]

KCBC reports the officers responded to Republic Square for a check welfare call after the caller reported a person hanging off the edge of the crane at the top of a building. Video footage shows the man making several wide swings from the crane with a selfie stick in his hand.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

While a second person looks on from the crane's arm.

[Chick McGee]

There he is.

[Christy Lee]

Shortly after, the person climbed the crane's ladder and enter the high rise building. That person, by the way, has not been identified and no arrests have been made.

[Tom Griswold]

This thing is. He's way up there.

[Josh Arnold]

And these videos are always crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's looks like a couple dozen stories up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

This is scary.

[Christy Lee]

To do that.

[Josh Arnold]

The guy typically not.

[Chick McGee]

He was on top of some radio tower in Dubai or something and he looks like he's a thousand feet in the air.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes they're just hanging by one hand and they got the Phone in the other.

[Chick McGee]

They've got the phone.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't there one in Japan where the guy falls off?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That would have to happen all the time. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The one in Austin is. It's. He. I'm sure it'll. Well, maybe he won't publish it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Because that is. He doesn't want to go to jail. Maybe. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if this is. Maybe they're making a commercial for that glue.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The guy with the hard hat.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, that really. That really did run a long time and was very effective, wasn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He's just hanging there in a girder.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's glued to the construction helmet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, The. The original. I think that might have been the first crazy commercial they did. Yeah, that. Now they use it to heal wounds.

[Chick McGee]

But I say it's not better than the. Than the Flex Seal commercial where he makes a boat out.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's great.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that really is screen.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't seen that one.

[Chick McGee]

That's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. A Texas school district has banned Virginia's state flag due to nudity. According to Axios, the Lamar Consolidated Independent School District has removed a section about Virginia from an elementary school online research database stating, quote, no material in elementary school library shall include visual depictions or illustrations of frontal nudity. The nudity in question pertains to the Virginia state flag, which depicts the Roman goddess Virtus.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Her boob is out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Her breast is exposed as she stands on top of a defeated king.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Janet Jackson, by the way, along.

[Christy Lee]

With the state's motto, sick semper tyrannis.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that what yelled as he landed.

[Tom Griswold]

As he hit the stage, he was. He had the decency to have a shirt on. I think that's the difference.

[Christy Lee]

That's always two tyrants. That's what.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I. I'm kind of okay with them saying, hey, we really don't want our grade school kids seeing the.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, but, I mean, there's statues all over the place. The kids are going to see. They're.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but not in their school.

[Christy Lee]

But they have to look it up. It's in a database online. It's not like it's in a book.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a distraction.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, there it is.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there it is.

[Josh Arnold]

The thing about it is, it's not hot at all.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I beg your pardon.

[Christy Lee]

It's like a dot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So you're saying lady with a dot on her.

[Tom Griswold]

It's too twiggy. Like for you. If it were some voluptuous, buxom woman, you'd be okay. Okay with it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Does. Don't her legs look out of place? Uncharacteristic for that body. Don't they? Look.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it's a guy and they drew a boob on her.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Right, right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Her knees are knobby.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That's not a woman's body. You're right.

[Chick McGee]

And what's that thing in her pocket? Is that.

[Christy Lee]

Is that a sword? That looks like a penis.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like a dildo.

[Pat Godwin]

That's why the guy's so tired.

[Chick McGee]

You know? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That is sick. And Semper.

[Chick McGee]

They've always. They've always said, virginia's for lovers.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Six Semper felus.

[Josh Arnold]

Six Semper episodes.

[Christy Lee]

The newlywed couple going viral after the bride gave the groom a lap dance during the wedding reception.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

According to the New York Post, the bride, named Natalie Sanders, shocked both her groom and her wedding guest.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, what really shocked the guests was when they did the father daughter lap dance.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Performed a risque dance that involved flipping upside down and spreading her legs in front of her new husband's face. Ms. Sanders shared video of that performance on Tick Tock. It went viral. She assured users that the dance was at the end of the night and it was not their first date.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so that makes it okay to. Yeah, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

You're partying at midnight, most of the kids are gone, everybody's having a good time.

[Tom Griswold]

Clearly an open bar.

[Chick McGee]

All bets are wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds like everything was open.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So she's spreading her legs in front of her husband's face.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Apparently upside down.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I can tell. You don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming to the stage, the bride.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do not approve.

[Tom Griswold]

Inappropriate.

[Chick McGee]

But have you ever.

[Tom Griswold]

If Granny was gone, I guess it's okay.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever done oral?

[Tom Griswold]

Gentlemen never, ever discussed such things.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, we're all adults in here.

[Josh Arnold]

Little lickety splits.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just asking, did the groom say, I'd rather have pie than cake?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, you got to say, I want pie every now and then. Right. Change it up.

[Christy Lee]

You're not going to stick around.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I used to joke about you only having sex to make a kid, but I think I might be on to something.

[Josh Arnold]

That's sweet. Puddy pie.

[Chick McGee]

Thought that was Tom talking.

[Christy Lee]

According to scientists, people who smoke marijuana tend to have more empathy. The study from the Universidad National Autonomous.

[Chick McGee]

Speak English.

[Christy Lee]

Come on into Mexico. This is in Mexico. Those who regularly smoke marijuana find it easier to Recognize and understand how others.

[Tom Griswold]

Feel, what they're saying.

[Chick McGee]

Who has the best marijuana. I know it was BC Bud for a long time and Maui Allen over at the Shack.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Brooke.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers believe.

[Chick McGee]

Hope he's not listening right there.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe due to pot smokers feeling less discomfort around emotional people. And added that cannabis might be useful to help those with social anxiety and other disorders that make it challenging to be around people. I thought it made you paranoid to be around.

[Josh Arnold]

So the study essentially says, look, they may not be more empathetic, they're just more tolerant of.

[Tom Griswold]

Because they're so stoned.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. They're more.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I would think it would make a more. And have more anxiety around people. Because you get paranoid. No, very paranoid.

[Pat Godwin]

Most people.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of people I don't know, but I'm.

[Christy Lee]

I did. That's why.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's about empathy. It's about, you know, being kind to your fellow man and being able to put yourself in their place.

[Josh Arnold]

This really is not true. It isn't.

[Tom Griswold]

You never see a circle of stoners and you know, hey, pastor it, Brian. No, man, you don't get any. No, no, they share.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, they do. But man, they get. It's proven that their tempers get worse and worse.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Are you sure?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They don't mellow out, maybe when they're smoking pot. And if you really think about all the potheads, you know, in your life, watch them interact with, say, a barista when things don't quite go their way. It's astonish.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. People who smoke, who are chronic smokers, real short tempered. Really? Yes. When they're not. When they're not high.

[Tom Griswold]

I have never noticed.

[Josh Arnold]

And all these potheads are going to email. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, that's fine.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm glad that. I'm glad that the potheads, you know, can afford an expensive latte if nothing else.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you're paying for it recently.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Have you really?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We saw about six over the weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

I was wondering where this was coming from. Now I know. Okay, well, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of pot, we did get a letter. I know this isn't our letter segment, but we opened the show with your song Smells like Weed, right?

[Pat Godwin]

No, we opened with Steal My Identity.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nevermind. Anyway, this gentleman says, I listened to Pat's song I Smell like Weed. I just got back from Vegas from my cousin's wedding. Turned out it was the opening for the Dead at the Sphere. At the Sphere. At the Sphere. He said the smell of marijuana was everywhere. Hotel, everywhere, streets. You couldn't go anywhere without smelling marijuana.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, what are you doing? Doing?

[Christy Lee]

I'm just telling you.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see that? The Grateful Dead was mentioned in that letter.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And Vegas.

[Chick McGee]

Vegas, Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't mind.

[Chick McGee]

Do you want him to go in the direwolf?

[Pat Godwin]

Play that audio turge for us.

[Christy Lee]

He said his grandmother was a bit concerned.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, about all the pot smell?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wonder if they played direwolf at the Sphere.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure they look that up.

[Pat Godwin]

When you were there for the Eagles, did it smell like pot? No. No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

And did Vegas?

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't notice it the previous time we were there. There was some EDM festival going on or something. What was that? Remember that? It was a.

[Christy Lee]

That was a long time ago. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Brad Garrett. Yeah, they were. Everybody was dressed like flower children and fairy. It was.

[Tom Griswold]

It was 107 degrees, I remember. And there was some big festival they had to bus out to.

[Chick McGee]

They had wings and stuff and people.

[Tom Griswold]

Got stuck out there for hours and couldn't get any water and. But yeah, there were people walking through the casino. Casino, you know, dressed in giant bird suits.

[Christy Lee]

So it is legal to smell. To smell. To smoke marijuana in Vegas now?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't mind the smell. Do you guys?

[Pat Godwin]

No, it smells pretty good, actually. I can't smoke it.

[Chick McGee]

I've been told. I don't like the really good marijuana because the more. The better it is, the more it smells like skunk, and I don't like skunk. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You got me.

[Chick McGee]

The gnarlier it is.

[Tom Griswold]

But the. The casino, I had a smoking section. Somebody. You'd walk in and walk through it and be smoking cigarettes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I was gonna say they let you smoke pot there.

[Chick McGee]

They did. You could smell in a Vegas casino.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Cigarettes.

[Chick McGee]

I thought they did away with all that. Doggone.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was kind of surprising, but yeah, the Eagles with the Sphere was amazing. I'm sure the Dead are great at the Sphere too.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm sure it'd be awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a really cool thing. And I think the other interesting thing they've got going there, they had the big wrestling thing over the weekend. Was the biggest event in the history of the wwe.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

My son Sam was there and he didn't go to the actual big event, but he went. There's a, like a three story bar that has, I guess, three story high screens.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Completely immersive. This is going to be the future. You're going to start seeing these things everywhere.

[Christy Lee]

So he watched the event on this big.

[Tom Griswold]

He said it was better because you could hear the announcers.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

He's over there at the I hate Steven Singer, Sidekick chair. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Tom is enjoying the official beverage coffee of the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Java house.

[Chick McGee]

Good old Java house.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'll try not to spill this one on my job.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you got it. You got this.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, look at him holding. Very precarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that tighter. You need to get a logo.

[Chick McGee]

You need to get some of those. Wide receiver. NFL.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The football gloves give you a, a nice tacky feel so you don't drop your cup.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I didn't drop the cup. I knocked it it over. All over my pants.

[Josh Arnold]

We've all done it. It's easy to do, huh?

[Pat Godwin]

Is it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't do it monthly. Am I the only one mad about this guy getting in trouble for shooting a bear in his garage?

[Josh Arnold]

Probably not. I'm sure there are others who think.

[Chick McGee]

I think you probably are.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you are. It's misleading because he wasn't in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Garage when he shot him. Yeah, you don't want to shoot your garage up.

[Christy Lee]

Bear was in the tree.

[Chick McGee]

I feel like I, I, the other part for me, I feel like he dragged his kid into to it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he said this bear was two feet from his kids.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he didn't. Here's the thing. The wife said, hey, that bear was two feet from our kids.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

How do wives talk? We're gonna say 20ft.

[Tom Griswold]

So. I'm sorry, so you're gonna.

[Christy Lee]

I, I, I admit.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna sick the dnr. You're gonna sink the DNR on Davy Crockett.

[Chick McGee]

The beginning.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, look, Davey, I'm sorry, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Davey probably was walking in a bear. Walked right up.

[Chick McGee]

We got a score to say. Settle.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I gotta trust this soccer mom with her measurements. No way.

[Tom Griswold]

That's your take.

[Chick McGee]

When they bring kids, they're always lying. Yes, it was two feet, children.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it was two feet. And your kids are completely fine.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, it's a bear.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you think one of them would be scratched.

[Chick McGee]

The bear would have finished them.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, never mind.

[Christy Lee]

Bear were in the garage and the kids were in the garage. Yes. Shoot the bear there. But they weren't. The dog chased him up a tree.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the bear world refers to our kids as veal.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think that that's a good question?

[Josh Arnold]

I bet they are more 10.

[Tom Griswold]

And have they ever, have they ever congratulated the guy that thought up veal?

[Chick McGee]

That just the. Yeah, the word is yeah. It's really marketing. Doesn't get any better than veal.

[Tom Griswold]

It's really smart.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't call it what it is.

[Chick McGee]

No. God, no.

[Tom Griswold]

That's just too sad.

[Josh Arnold]

Veal.

[Chick McGee]

Well, hot dogs too.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Pig butts.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, I'm gonna go up to the concession stand, grab a couple of snouts.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'll be right back.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that new brand slightly anus.

[Josh Arnold]

So Veal hot dog. Advanced interrogation techniques. Just call it torture. And by the way, I'm pro torture.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, we think this guy might know where the bomb is. Torture the F out of him, get.

[Tom Griswold]

The burns of Matic torch, grease up his balls. They light faster that way.

[Chick McGee]

Do we know who thought up waterboarding? Do we know where that started?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

The Beach Boys.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But they were doing it just as a lark.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, but the music's enough to make me talk. I did it. I did it. Make it stop.

[Pat Godwin]

Not a fan, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

They have some stuff thinkers.

[Chick McGee]

The hits are great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. The.

[Chick McGee]

The Little Surfer and In My Room can Suck It In.

[Tom Griswold]

My Room is great.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a.

[Chick McGee]

Place Kill myself by myself.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

When you sing it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay to play with my wiener.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe I should have said Peter.

[Christy Lee]

A new video store in New York City is reviving the brick and mortar movie scene, complete with DVDs and VHS tapes.

[Josh Arnold]

This is fun.

[Christy Lee]

According to the New York Post, Night Owl Video is now the only full service video store in the city, offering 1500 unique titles.

[Chick McGee]

Arnold labels it as fun.

[Christy Lee]

Both new and secondhand copies of movies are available for purchase. The store's owners plan on offering rentals in the future. So right now you can just buy.

[Chick McGee]

You remember that song they used? Well, you guys probably remember it, too. They would rent machines, the whole thing. You could take a VCR home and watch it and hook it up to your tv.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a huge industry I missed. There was one guy that worked behind the counter that I knew, and I'd walk in, he'd go, okay, your kids are gonna like this one. And this was great.

[Christy Lee]

1980, bought my first. Well, I was married at the time. We bought our first VHS machine. And I remember buying it. We had to buy it monthly, you know, on terms. Because it was so expensive.

[Chick McGee]

Like 1200 bucks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was like incredibly.

[Josh Arnold]

Did your first ones. Did the movie Eject from the Top?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And of course, I was talked into buying a Beta. And the month after I bought it, they stopped making the tapes. And the place I was renting videos at the time, they give you. They gave you this bullet booklet that.

[Chick McGee]

You had to buy beforehand.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So I had whatever, $98 worth of unusable.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Coupons.

[Pat Godwin]

It was better actually, wasn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Beta was a better format and you had to. We used it in television.

[Chick McGee]

You set the VCR to record it and it would just click on and you'd almost always Wake up the next morning, the tape got snagged in the machine and you missed the show.

[Josh Arnold]

I used to be in old premise of boy programming the VCR is impossible. It was like a comedic trope for a while.

[Christy Lee]

You know what Tom did? He would just put tape over it so he didn't have to see all the blinking lights and stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's. That's what that black electric duct tape was for. So this is a video store in New York, but it doesn't rent the video.

[Christy Lee]

They want to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

In other words, it's like Amazon, but much more inconvenient.

[Christy Lee]

But they said they have new movies. Are people still putting movies out on DVD? Ds?

[Chick McGee]

Blu Rays. Blu Rays, yeah, but. Yeah, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess I still buy a fair amount of physical.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know if I can play Blu Rays on my computer? I guess if I get a. If it has a drive they don't have. The latest computer I bought doesn't have a drive. Yeah, isn't.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought there was a blockbuster in Bend, Oregon or something.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it finally closed. But they will still have, like sleepovers.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember the last story we had?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Okay, I'll dig that up then. Yeah, I forgot about that. If you're just joining us. Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you? This is the Bob and Tom Show. We are coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. That's Josh Arnold over there.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

He's in The I Hate Stephensinger.com Sidekick Chair. By the way, Stephen has those great new roses dipped in gold available for Mother's Day. I get it done right now because Stephen says they're going to run out of them. It's I hate stevensinger.com. thank you very much. Chick McGee is across the way at the sports desk. Pat Godwin's got his guitar. Hello, Jeffrey. Oscar comedian has joined us in the studio. He's doing some of the technical work over there. So thank you, Jeffrey. But. We return to the SILAC Insurance news desk with Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

A new survey reveals a growing number of Americans are turning these subtitles on and watching shows on or movies on their TVs with closed captioning.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we do a survey?

[Chick McGee]

Love. Love the cat.

[Christy Lee]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

I do.

[Josh Arnold]

No, never.

[Pat Godwin]

I do not.

[Christy Lee]

You do not.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you're missing the. You're missing the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's interesting about this survey, they often use the word counterintuitive. This is extremely popular with men and women under 30.

[Christy Lee]

According to a CBS News poll over Half of Americans keep captions turned on some 20% or all 35, 35% of the time. Closed captions were invented to help the heart of hearing hearing. But many viewers are using subtitles for different reasons. The biggest reason is the dialogue is getting harder to hear, which is so true. Oscar winning sound mixer Tom Fleischman told CBS that quote, with the advent. With the advent of lapel mics, there's a lot of whispering. While the innovation of digital sound recording has meant a lot of sound layering, making it harder to get the dialogue to come through. True. Other reasons include thinner TV speakers, smaller budgets for proper sound mixing, and as we've talked about before, the Christopher Nolan problem, whose dialogue in movies is famously unintelligible.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's a couple of other things. I was talking to some people about this. One of them is because, again, a significantly larger percentage of young people are leaving, leaving the closed captioning on. It's because when they're watching TikTok stuff, they're like at an office or they're at school and they don't want the sound on. So all that stuff is closed captioned, which I thought was. I didn't realize that. That's. That's, I think, very interesting. Josh, you're not a closed caption guy.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I. They haven't nailed the timing. I don't like seeing what's going to be said before it's said. So that. And that happens a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, okay. Okay, I can see that.

[Christy Lee]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question for you, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they do closed captioning in porno videos?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure they do. Yeah. I haven't seen it because I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes you'll be watching it. You know, we'll say. It'll say scary music.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Or you hear. That'll say in parentheses, birds chirping. I'm just wondering if they do closed captioning and porno. Does it say she's begging for it? Heavy moan. Moaning.

[Josh Arnold]

Might say heavy moaning. But if she's begging for it, it probably just spells out what she's begging.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah. Ah. I have to see this. That'd be an interesting. That would be an interesting job. Would it be an AI thing, or.

[Josh Arnold]

Would it be a. Yeah, whatever the.

[Tom Griswold]

Captioning service is, someone actually has that gig.

[Chick McGee]

Your phones have automatic captioning. Just have to turn it on to whatever you're.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just curious what it would say in the world of. In the world of pernicious pornography.

[Christy Lee]

Well, pull one up there and see what it says everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm not gonna do it right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Or. Yeah, guess what? Now you can just pull up probably any porn clip and hit whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got the controls of Josh's computer. So if I click on this one, what am I gonna say next? Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Probably something about food or porn.

[Chick McGee]

They're ordering a pizza. Making love on the pizza box.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just gonna come up with a fake title. Oh, here's one. Josh. Dick. Dick Goose.

[Josh Arnold]

That doesn't sound like it's quite up my alley.

[Tom Griswold]

How about. How about All Hands on Dick again? Yeah, Naval Academy. Josh's computer.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's all gay porn. I only look at that on my phone.

[Chick McGee]

Good Lord.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I wonder if someone can answer my question about the closed caption.

[Josh Arnold]

We did.

[Chick McGee]

We did. And you refused to accept it because you're gonna look it up again and you're gonna announce it in like five minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here's the answer boy.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll have one of your distinguished friends tell you that it's exactly what we'll believe it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, his distinguished friends. Don't watch or I'll put it on.

[Josh Arnold]

NPR and you'll believe it.

[Tom Griswold]

Lynn. Rosetta Casper was making a turkey.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I trust anything she said. Yeah, I love her. You and I are big fans.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What about Shay Stevens? She's my new favorite news lady.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know Shay Stevens. Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Real early in the morning. She's pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

She's good.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, you heard Chase.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I remember Shadow Stevens.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, he's getting up there.

[Chick McGee]

Hollywood Square.

[Christy Lee]

Is he still around?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he must be doing soft photo of him recently.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Pat Godwin]

Friend of mine, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Shadow's a friend of yours?

[Pat Godwin]

No, Fraser Smith is a friend of mine. Radio guy. And he was with Shadow Stevens two days ago.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Pat Godwin]

They're coming out of the restaurant.

[Josh Arnold]

Shadow always seemed like an affable chap.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there he is. Shadow Steve. He's 77 years old today.

[Pat Godwin]

Just got off the surfboard.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

He did have that surfer look.

[Christy Lee]

He sure does.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we're gonna have an update again on our Fire Festival. And the Japanese scientists have grown chicken with an interesting texture. We'll talk about that coming.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and this. This Fyre Festival story is interesting in a different way than what we traditionally talk about. Yeah, this, it's. It's actually really a smart move. Not by the Fire Festival guy, but by the. The other guy. Don't you think? We'll see. You'll see what we're talking about right now. We were talking about sound and about closed captioning. We're thinking about doing a new thing called closed captioning radio.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. On your dashboard.

[Josh Arnold]

Investors.

[Chick McGee]

All we need is the screen. Well, everybody has screens now. How about Raycon? Everyday earbuds. That's what you need. These are handy. Unlike captioning for radio, Everyday earbuds from Raycon are perfect as a Mother's day gift. Oh, unique. Interesting. Where'd you get these? She'll say their latest model of Raycons. Better than ever. 32 hour battery life, multi point connectivity, lets you pair with two devices at once. And she'll never ask you to help her with her Bluetooth again. Raycons sync almost automatically. Raycon has a quick charge function. 10 minutes of charging, 90 minutes of battery. And Raycons has active noise cancellation starting at just half the price of other premium audio brands. Raycon's everyday earbuds come in a spectrum of vibrant colors to match your mom's style. And Raycon also offers a 30 day happiness guarantee return policy. Go to buyraycon.com tom right now so you don't forget. And get 20 off site wide Raycon. 20 off site wide. Just go to buyraycon.com Tom. That's buyraycon.com tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. Coming up, William Shakespeare's birthday.

[Chick McGee]

Billy shakes.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you celebrating, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes. Also, I'll be doing a one man show of 10, the naming of the shrew in my basement.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And then reread the Cliff Notes from Macbeth.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Want to share something? Send us an email. Bob and tom. Bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

It's money.

[Tom Griswold]

It's money, you idiot.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Work with morals.

[Chick McGee]

Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

We have a song this time. They got tons of songs. Tom, you got a song in mind for Pat?

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a challenge, Pat. I'm going to read for the first time here.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Tom Griswold]

Turn this computer on. Okay, I'm going to find out.

[Chick McGee]

Turn the computer off. On.

[Pat Godwin]

It was when you come in in the morning, you Turn it on.

[Chick McGee]

95% of the show gone.

[Tom Griswold]

I want. Never mind. Are you going to challenge us? Yeah, I'm going to do Today in History. I got to find it here.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

And Pat, at some point in this, you have to figure out some connection to a song. Okay? And you have. You are not aware of what happened today in History? I'm sure I might be. You never know. Okay, well, then. Then you don't need me to tell you. What have you got.

[Pat Godwin]

Today in History?

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Pat Godwin]

A year ago had my first orgasm. Well, how about that?

[Christy Lee]

A year ago?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I was celibate for many, many years.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you had any since?

[Pat Godwin]

No, Just the one. Just the one.

[Chick McGee]

Is that true?

[Josh Arnold]

You didn't care for it?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I didn't. It scared me.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, this is no time for levity. Clearly.

[Chick McGee]

Time, time.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's begin with. With birthdays. William Shakespeare, apparently born in the state in 1564. You got anything for him?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

You do? Yeah, right away.

[Pat Godwin]

Billy Shakes, or Not to Be. Where is my gate at the airport?

[Chick McGee]

Is it to be.

[Tom Griswold]

Keep the guitar. You can do this for every one of them.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think I'm gonna be able.

[Chick McGee]

You have to do them all. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You started off hot, though.

[Tom Griswold]

And now we're gonna. We're gonna skip a few centuries. 1928, Shirley Temple, the child actress who would, of course, go on to become a distinguished diplomat. Shirley Temple Black.

[Josh Arnold]

Invented the Boozeless Drink.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, of course.

[Chick McGee]

What's the lollipop song? She represent.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's the Good Ship Lollipop.

[Chick McGee]

Good Ship Lollipop. That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

On the Good Ship.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

She was a charming kid.

[Pat Godwin]

Older men are staring away Won't they stop.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Another song.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, wait a minute. I have a question. This is. I don't know the answer to this. Shirley Temple, of course. That's a drink. Arnold Palmer, a drink, has a drink named after him. Of course. That's what, Lemonade and.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

With a huge thing. Thick, dangling straw.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the drink named after you, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Club Soda. Oh, I have issues.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought it was just more than one.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you having a Pat Godwin? It's somebody's eighth drink.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there another drink named after a famous person? Come on. Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably Tom Collins.

[Pat Godwin]

The Harvey Wall Banger.

[Christy Lee]

Harvey Wall Banger, Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

A Rob Roy.

[Tom Griswold]

Rob Roy. An Irish Harvey Walbinger. Wasn't a real person.

[Pat Godwin]

He was a real person.

[Chick McGee]

He invented the esteem.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He was the first drywaller.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Okay, how about this one? You have a song based on. Born in 1936. The great Roy Orbison.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I mean, I know Pretty Woman.

[Josh Arnold]

You Know blind from birth. Was he? Or did he become blind?

[Chick McGee]

Here's drinks named after people. The Mary Pickford, the Charlie Chaplin.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Never heard of either one of them.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Mary Pickford was.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, I've heard of them, but.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never heard of drink.

[Chick McGee]

Well, just because you haven't ever heard of.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so you're telling me if you walk into a bar at 10:30 this morning, I'd like a Mary Pickford, please.

[Chick McGee]

They're gonna go, oh, sure, give me a chaplain. And a good bartender would know. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

There's the fatty arbuncle. It's just a glass of champagne. And then you push a lady down.

[Tom Griswold]

The stairs, and then you take the bottle.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Josh Arnold]

None of that's true, by the way. If you read, really read about it, you're correct.

[Chick McGee]

John Daly. Which you take the Arnold Pa Palmer, and then you just put booze in it and Diet Coke. Oh, Diet Coke. Lemonade, iced tea and vodka. Boo.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds terrible.

[Chick McGee]

Ginger Rogers.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that ginger ale and something. I've never heard of any of these.

[Chick McGee]

Gin, ginger ale, lemon juice, fresh ginger.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of ginger and ginger.

[Tom Griswold]

Roger Mint and undrinkable.

[Christy Lee]

That doesn't sound good at all.

[Josh Arnold]

They're undrinkable.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'll make. I'll make one of these. And you drink it.

[Christy Lee]

Was not a person, by the way.

[Josh Arnold]

There'S the Gary Coleman, which is just a mudslide in a shot glass.

[Tom Griswold]

See, there you go. That's. That's a legitimate joke.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, applaud.

[Josh Arnold]

Here. It's similar to the Emanuel Lewis, except you can still order an Emanuel Lewis, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one of those guys is dead?

[Josh Arnold]

Gary.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. John.

[Chick McGee]

The John Kennedy. A poor beautiful beer.

[Tom Griswold]

This isn't gonna work.

[Chick McGee]

You blow a hole through.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Okay, okay. Let's see. Happy birthday. Is this guy still with us? Lee Majors?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Was he Mr. Farah Fawcett for a.

[Pat Godwin]

While, yeah, he was.

[Chick McGee]

America's beautiful couple.

[Christy Lee]

$6 million.

[Josh Arnold]

Were you ever attracted to Farrah Fawcett, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

There was a post, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Not my type.

[Chick McGee]

Too much. I'm right in that.

[Tom Griswold]

Too much.

[Pat Godwin]

A lot of nipple.

[Chick McGee]

That poster was every maiden name Spigot.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you guys know that? Sarah Spigot and then became a Faucet. Then she married Kohler Faucet. This man's name.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. Oh, very fine actress. Jan Hooks, of course, famous. And her dad, the famous pirate.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. The captain.

[Tom Griswold]

Captain Hooks.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, she gone too soon.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, she's no longer with us.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Bradley, she's wonderful. Especially as the Alamo tour guide in peewee's Big Adventure.

[Chick McGee]

Can everyone say hi to Pablo in our name?

[Tom Griswold]

Old friend of the show. George Lopez, born in this date in 1961. And Jorge, in his divorce, got custody of his ex wife's kids, interestingly enough.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Good thing she didn't ask for it back.

[Tom Griswold]

That had to be. That had to be a rough day. That, that, that meeting is a tough one.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody saw that divorce coming.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. John Cena, the big star of the.

[Chick McGee]

Wrestling event over the weekend, named heavyweight champ of the world undisputed. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And a charming actor.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I think he's charming, too.

[Tom Griswold]

And a crazy butt. And a great guy. If you read. If you read about John Cena, the stuff he does for kids. He's a wonderful guy. Guy. Did you see that funny article about him where he was saying that he was forced to get hair transplants because he was. His fans were booing him and say. All right.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

He once claimed he loved hooking up with really big women.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah. Good on Cena and good for the big ladies who got to enjoy it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know that guy.

[Pat Godwin]

You know a guy like that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, sure do.

[Chick McGee]

I told you that in confidence.

[Tom Griswold]

You know him too.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a.

[Josh Arnold]

There's nothing wrong with that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just. I know the guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Comedian, writer, Cal Penn. He's been in the studio with us from Heraldically.

[Pat Godwin]

He does not. He uses a computer.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. And that is his real name.

[Chick McGee]

Ironically. He's allergic to ink.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he was part of the Obama administration. Yes, he was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Secretary of State.

[Tom Griswold]

He was.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think it was quite that, but yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And Tommy Chong was the agriculture.

[Josh Arnold]

That kind of makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

It makes as much sense as when. Happy birthday to. Oh, no, sorry, not happy birthday. The end of the Ottoman Empire, of course. Replaced by the recliner Empire.

[Pat Godwin]

This is the end of the Ottoman Don Henley.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobo. I was happier about the end of the Ottoman Empire than Dick Van Dyke. He could finally just walk through his.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead, you can play it now.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm done. It bombed.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it didn't. I just had a better joke.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, and he's. He was talking right to Tom with the Dick Van Dyke material.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes you got to give him what he wants. A little treat there.

[Tom Griswold]

Czech grandmaster. Oh, boy. VELOSTIMI. Hort played 201 games of chess simultaneously and only lost 10. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Simultaneously.

[Chick McGee]

What's his name?

[Tom Griswold]

Last name is Hort. H O R T. First name Vlastimi. Vlastimil. I'm not familiar with his work, but obviously very clever. Gent Hort.

[Josh Arnold]

Putting the check and checkmate.

[Chick McGee]

Table.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very good. Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Table for three.

[Josh Arnold]

Hort.

[Chick McGee]

Horticulture, anyone?

[Josh Arnold]

Heart?

[Chick McGee]

No one. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Know that great joke with the punchline is the check is in the mail.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, Something about a berry.

[Tom Griswold]

The bear eats the two people. Okay. There's a male bear and a female bear.

[Christy Lee]

You got something there, Pat. You're playing.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a Russian and a check and the.

[Chick McGee]

We don't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. It's a classic. I can't tell it. Go ahead, Pat. You can play your last song.

[Pat Godwin]

And what is it about?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, here's something that Christy mentioned. In 1988, smoke. Smoking was banned on domestic flights of two hours or less in the United States.

[Josh Arnold]

I always love the announcement. Please do not tamper with the smoke alarms because that means it happened.

[Chick McGee]

Who's going in there with a screwdriver?

[Josh Arnold]

People were in there disengaging them, trying.

[Christy Lee]

To smoke in the bathroom.

[Chick McGee]

Ladies and gentlemen, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I have my packs of cigarettes, but I can't smoke. I forget. And I need a cigarette so effing bad. So kiss me. I smell like crap. I smoke all day. Just took a nap, didn't brush my teeth. But I love you so.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Christy's shirt looks like placenta. That's what Chick said hours ago. What I think is beautiful.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll think of her tonight as I whack myself.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it always devolves. Doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't rhyme. Okay, thank you. We got it. We picked it up the first time. Okay. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom fix 24 7. Get all the info in the VIP area@Bob and Tom.com. this is the. The Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

What a mess. And it started with you.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. Yeah, I'm a troublemaker.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin is here.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Jessica Ulman joins us.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, thank you, Christy. Not everybody hears it, but there's a glitch.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there's a glitch in this show.

[Josh Arnold]

And we've known about it for weeks. And no one's doing nothing.

[Christy Lee]

I agree, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

I hate it. I'm gonna start. Have to you know what? I'm too nice, aren't I? I'm too nice around here.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm glad you're too soft.

[Pat Godwin]

Put your foot down.

[Chick McGee]

What's the glitch?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, at the end of a certain promo, it goes into three of words of something and it cuts it off.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this is why we have to go through with my invention.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

Closed captioned radio.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

We would catch.

[Josh Arnold]

We would capture it, then get more.

[Tom Griswold]

Letters from deaf people. I certainly enjoyed Josh's amusings. Now that I can read them.

[Chick McGee]

I love you, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you. That'll be me. Where was I? Oh, I know. Coming up, it's gonna be hear me sexy time with Ali Breen. But right now, the lady with the very pretty blouse, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Very summery, colorful placenta.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing says summer like.

[Tom Griswold]

Where do you get that? It doesn't look like.

[Josh Arnold]

Look, I've only seen. I've only seen a picture of a placenta in a health book. Chick has seen them live.

[Pat Godwin]

I guess I've seen one live one.

[Josh Arnold]

Does it look like Christy's shirt?

[Tom Griswold]

Not at all.

[Josh Arnold]

It makes sense that it would be purpley and red.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, purpley and red. And all runs together like a. Like a tie Dye shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that is not tied.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just a mass of blood vessels, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

It's floral.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Not a placenta. Don't look like flowers.

[Chick McGee]

What kind of flowers?

[Pat Godwin]

Like two lips.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, next.

[Chick McGee]

Other than hideous.

[Christy Lee]

The Fire Festival will be turned into a music streaming service, apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Deadline reports Mr. Sean. Is it Wretch? R E C H. That's it. Right. Rich has acquired some of the famous events trademarks that would allow him to launch the service. The deal comes after it emerged that the second iteration of the festival was postponed indefinitely.

[Chick McGee]

Look, you can do what you want to do, but don't give these people your credit card.

[Josh Arnold]

No, don't do.

[Christy Lee]

John has not acquired the festival itself, which is still owned by Billy McFarland, who's still searching for a new location for his Fire Festival, too. Yeah, you think he'd give up after the first one? Mr. Co founded the True Blue streaming service with former To Catch a Predator host Chris Hansen.

[Josh Arnold]

True blue.

[Pat Godwin]

Baby, I love you.

[Chick McGee]

Is that Debbie Gibson?

[Josh Arnold]

Cyndi Lauper?

[Chick McGee]

I think he Lauper.

[Christy Lee]

And he told Deadline it has nothing to do with music. I needed a big name that people would remember, even if it's attached to infamy. So that's why I bought these Trademarks to start our streaming network.

[Tom Griswold]

That's brilliant.

[Josh Arnold]

No. What?

[Christy Lee]

And Mr. McFarland apparently is expected to have a presence on the network.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, this is Josh. I'll put this.

[Chick McGee]

What did he buy from that was infamous. Chris Hansen.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he bought the Name Fire Festival. I don't know why the world wants a new streaming service. I can't imagine that's going to succeed.

[Josh Arnold]

But True Blue is Madonna. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I was going through some linear thought for a change. Josh, for you, the example would be when they remake a movie that's been a huge bomb, but they re. They do a new one because everyone knows the title.

[Josh Arnold]

Some sort of. So it's a name recognition thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So even if the name is in this case infamous, he goes, well, people are going to know it right away. They'll get some publicity. This is why my new restaurant.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Hindenburgers.

[Josh Arnold]

I see. Lame.

[Tom Griswold]

Broiled. You're laughing now.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. I really think that's funny.

[Pat Godwin]

I do too, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

And the kids. The kids all get hydrogen filled balloons. This is going to be a big success.

[Chick McGee]

It's Hindenburger.

[Tom Griswold]

You take a lighter to the hydrogen little balloon. Balloon.

[Chick McGee]

And that's right. And.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And if you have a gift certificate in the balloon, you win free dinner at Hindenburger.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I'm trying to think of a good example. What was the sci Fi series that was based on a really crappy movie? That was a really good Twilight Zone. No. Austin Space or one of the. Dune was pretty bad at the first one.

[Chick McGee]

Battlestar.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Battlestar Galacta. That was. That was based on a movie that bombed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The John was a TV show.

[Chick McGee]

The TV show on abc.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm saying they took a title of some that was not successful and turned it into something successful. So this. This guy, I think his logic is, well, Fyre Festival got so much publicity for being such a scam that he wants to use the name because people.

[Josh Arnold]

Will recognize I wouldn't want to be associated with it at all. And like Chick said, as a consumer, I'm very reluctant to give them any.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it's this. Yeah. Who knows? I. Again, I don't know. Is there. Is there a market for any other streaming service services?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. What could this offer that the others don't?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't get it. Because they're trying to make money off other people's music. I give up. But I think it's kind of funny that it would be kind of cool to get a. I think have a Fyre. Fest 2 hat.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that idea a lot. Yeah. It's just ironic and odd and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, much like our idea yesterday to do a T shirt for that. What's the stuff you. When you. When you barf in school, they sprinkle that vaux ban. That'd be fun to have like a vault band. People think it's some really hip band. No, no. This is the stuff that the janitor throws on the floor when kids barf at merch. I never knew what it was called. It just looked like that's one of the names.

[Christy Lee]

One of the names. There are quite a few different products, but that seemed to be the one that came up a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

But if you saw that, wouldn't you think, hey, this guy's different. I've never heard of the VO band. What is that?

[Christy Lee]

It might be VA band for vom.

[Tom Griswold]

Could be. It's a conversation. See, it's a conversation starter.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

People walk up and go, no, is that Va bam or voban? What's that for? Is that a band? No, no, it's barf.

[Chick McGee]

Why are you using that voice?

[Pat Godwin]

What's going on with the voice?

[Tom Griswold]

Cuz I'm being. I'm being the girl coming up to Christy. Who's the guy in this scenario?

[Chick McGee]

You're being nice. Is that your nice voice?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like you hit your head. What's going on?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it says a lot that we don't recognize Tom's nice voice.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think I've ever heard.

[Chick McGee]

I know. I've never heard.

[Christy Lee]

Japanese scientists have grown nugget sized chunks of chicken in a lab.

[Chick McGee]

It's about time.

[Christy Lee]

They claim the lab grown chicken as the texture of real meat. A team from the University of Tokyo.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank goodness for that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now with real meat, the team from.

[Christy Lee]

The University of Tokyo created the faux meat Tokyo using a bioreactor that mimics a circulatory system, which allowed them to produce whole cut chicken meat weighing over 10 grams.

[Chick McGee]

If this was a circulatory system. System. It sound a little something like that. I'm mimicking. Never mind.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers believe their system not only offers a sustainable ethical alternative to conventional meat, but could also help create artificial tissues and even whole organs in the future.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Now, how much would you pay?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. My. My heart. It tastes like chicken. So it's. There are so many of the different versions of this fake meat coming out.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

So I. I don't have. They had fake chicken before. They've had fake beef. I know that.

[Chick McGee]

Impossible.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But not the chicken they have.

[Christy Lee]

I think the Boca people have a faux chicken sandwich.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care how many you eat. Faux chickens.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, three or four.

[Chick McGee]

One, two, three, four.

[Tom Griswold]

I agree.

[Chick McGee]

That's the way my mom would say it.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is really. I. I don't understand why.

[Josh Arnold]

Who.

[Tom Griswold]

Who objects to eating chickens? I. Yeah, I'd be happy to. I mean, I'd be happy to lop the head off a chicken.

[Chick McGee]

A vegetarian won't eat chicken.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Cruel to him, I think, because vegetarians don't eat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen that?

[Tom Griswold]

More for us.

[Chick McGee]

A Portlandia bit where they walk in and they go into the restaurant. They go, can you tell us if our chicken had a name? They ordered chicken. Well, her name name was Clark.

[Josh Arnold]

They wanted super organic.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, super organic. He lived on the outskirts of town. He had a wonderful life.

[Tom Griswold]

He volunteered for this lunch.

[Josh Arnold]

Aren't chickens essentially brainless? Yeah, I mean, they're real dumb.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't there a famous chicken that live without a head?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, literally brainless.

[Chick McGee]

Chad chat.

[Josh Arnold]

That's just muscle memory, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

They had to stuff stuffed corn down his neck hole.

[Josh Arnold]

How did that thing live?

[Chick McGee]

He didn't have a. He didn't have a head or a face or nothing. Just a neck hole.

[Tom Griswold]

He toured around the country.

[Chick McGee]

None of his turtlenecks would fit.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he had to get rid of those, didn't he?

[Chick McGee]

Had to get rid of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you want to try the faux chicken?

[Christy Lee]

Not really, no. I'm not a big. I know it's going to make somebody mad, but I'm not a big faux meat person. I've tried the impossible burgers.

[Josh Arnold]

Some of them are tasty. I think Boca burgers are really tasty.

[Christy Lee]

Burgers are great ones where they try to be meat. Like, impossible.

[Chick McGee]

Being a vegetarian is so great. Why do they keep trying to make everything taste like meat? Just stay in your lane.

[Josh Arnold]

I have no problem with people having ethical issues or health issues.

[Tom Griswold]

This stuff is so good, it actually. You can taste the bird flu in it. That's that.

[Josh Arnold]

That delicious what you want. That does add flavor.

[Tom Griswold]

It really does.

[Chick McGee]

Really does. It tastes a little different.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

That's why it's catching.

[Chick McGee]

It tastes dangerous.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

That's what it tastes.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. Coming up, sexy time with Ali Breen. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Guess what time it is, Tom? It's time to help the lovelorn, the people in relationships because we're all experts. It's sexy time here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christie's here. Pat Godwin, Jess Alman, Josh Arnold. Hi, Chick and Tom. And there's Ally Breen.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have in New York City, it's Ally Breen, comedian.

[Chick McGee]

And why didn't you get the big glasses.

[Ali Breen]

Chick? You're gonna give me a complex.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, they're fine.

[Tom Griswold]

They look great, Ali.

[Ali Breen]

They are big.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like you're gonna do that librarian thing in the movies where you take off your glasses. Glasses. And the, the plain Jane librarian takes the glasses off, shakes her head and oh my God, she's gorgeous.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Ali Breen]

I have to put my hair up in a bun next time I talk to you guys and do the full.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. By the way, is the man, is the man bun over? I saw, I saw a guy last night that had one. I wound up and going, hey, it's great to see. Just before COVID starts, you got your hair ready?

[Ali Breen]

I don't know if it's over because I ran into a guy that I hadn't seen in a while that used to have long hair and I was like, oh, you look great. You cut your hair. And it was just in a man bun underneath a hat. So I guess it still exists.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, maybe I'm jealous.

[Josh Arnold]

Sickening.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, let's just move forward here. The way this show works is you can reach Ali Breen at your favorite social media platform, A L L I B R E E N. And we take letters from those that have issues in the world of adult things. That would include dating, et cetera, et cetera.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. You. When you can get information, you can just walk right to your car. But you go all.

[Pat Godwin]

You go down by the river, you.

[Chick McGee]

Go down to the restaurant, you go over, look at a shop or two.

[Tom Griswold]

Ally, they're just mad at me because I've invented something this morning on the show. I call it closed captioned radio.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this could be one of the worst ideas.

[Tom Griswold]

So on your dashboard, the way this will work on your dashboard, you'll have. Because we were talking about the fact that. Let me ask you a question, Ali. Do you. When you watch movies with your boyfriend, do you have the captioning on?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, I think I usually do have the captioning on.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing how many people do, especially people under 30. A significantly larger proportion of those folks do.

[Christy Lee]

So you're encouraging people to read and drive at the same time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know, exactly. So my. My idea is because you've got that thing on your dashboard now that has all those gizmos and stuff on it. Now you can just. Oh, I didn't hear what Tom said. You get a button at backs up the text. Oh, look at that.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure with AI technology, that's probably possible.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm sure it is.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's obviously a terrible idea, but.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, not safe.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they can do it instantly. So when you watch the news and they have the closed captioning, is that done by a machine or is that a human?

[Ali Breen]

It must be.

[Christy Lee]

I think it has to be a machine.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all AI now, so.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Because they get a lot wrong. It definitely is not. Yeah, it's not accurate, but that helps. And there's a delay. It's annoying, actually, when there's a delay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Ali Breen]

You don't realize you're reading and watching at the same time.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Josh was saying sometimes with comedies, the closed captioning will have the punchline before the setup's even done. So the time timing is off.

[Christy Lee]

That's not what he said.

[Josh Arnold]

You sure know how to misrepresent in jeopardy.

[Tom Griswold]

No. For example, Jeopardy.

[Christy Lee]

You can see the answer before they.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually get to say the answer.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that is true. They're ahead of time.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't mean to misrepresent you. That's when you were talking about porno movies and the closed captioning on porno movies. I. I really, really want to. You're that one.

[Ali Breen]

There is a person that does it, though. There was a comic that said he. His job was doing the closed captioning for porno movies and do all the.

[Tom Griswold]

Ooh, that's what I was. I was wondering if they do that and what do they. I know they never talk about the word no. Not from a woman's lips.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, we've tried to tell you. How problematic.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we tried to tell. Tell you. Nobody likes that joke. It's not a joke.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean about the reality of. The reality of pornography. Well, let's just move forward. Here we have Ali Breen joining us. Let's get to our letters. Ally, I don't know what took so long.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my friend constantly complains about her boyfriend and how awful he is. He has a bad temper. He's disrespectful, cheap, unattentive. She goes on and on and on. Then she brings him around and expects all her friends to be cool with him. I usually just try to ignore him, but I ended up in a conversation with him the other night at a friend's dinner party, and he was so charming, I actually might like him better than her. I'm thinking of texting him to hang out and tell him everything she says, because if she thinks he's so awful, why should they stay together when I would date him in a heartbeat? The dating apps have slim pickings. What should I do?

[Christy Lee]

Well, there goes your friend.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think this guy's. This guy's putting on his best face for you. If you get. And if you swap with your girlfriend, you're gonna. You're gonna meet Mr. Awfully.

[Josh Arnold]

That's like abuser 101.

[Christy Lee]

Please go after him. Please ruin your friendship.

[Tom Griswold]

And in six months, when you're in this position, you go back to her.

[Christy Lee]

I hope no one's there.

[Josh Arnold]

She really did write us. Hey, should I blow up my world.

[Ali Breen]

On the off chance this guy might not be in there?

[Chick McGee]

The old switcheroo.

[Tom Griswold]

So she. She's thinking, then, that her friend is making this all up?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Exaggerated.

[Tom Griswold]

What would her motive be?

[Christy Lee]

She's not making.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

This woman has been charmed by a sociopath yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

But she always wanted you to be nice to him so she didn't get in trouble when she gets home with him.

[Christy Lee]

You know what I mean? He'd be like, your friends are such. You know.

[Chick McGee]

You want to spend the rest of your life flinching, lady? Go ahead, man.

[Christy Lee]

Now, why doesn't the girlfriend get the hell out? What's she doing? She's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's also the. Well, yeah. Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

But he's probably doing the same to her. He's probably charming when he's not being a nightmare. And so she's like, oh, you know, maybe this other side of him will go away.

[Josh Arnold]

Both of you, get rid of this guy.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't. It does not go away.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, well, like, Lively will make a movie about it.

[Ali Breen]

It's also the case anytime you talk to anyone. There's so many instances you talk to friends, boyfriends who are charming. It's crazy to always think you can just steal them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This.

[Christy Lee]

Who does that?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You ain't woman enough to take my money.

[Tom Griswold]

On that note, I'll remind you that Ali Breen can be reached A L, L, I B, R, E E N on your favorite social media platform. And I should say she's also on Only Fans at A L, L I B. Okay, we be ready for the next letter?

[Ali Breen]

Yes, we'd be. That was quite the kind of transition.

[Chick McGee]

She's been doing it all morning.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll look good on. That'll look good on my new closed caption radio.

[Chick McGee]

Shut up.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Ali Breen]

Me and my girlfriend have been together for five years, and we're talking about marriage. She said, we first need to go to therapy. We're actually fine. More than fine. We don't have problems. So why waste time and money on therapy when things are good? She says it's necessary for a healthy relationship. I don't think it's necessary. And I don't want to get into something where I'm stuck going to therapy a lot. If we do get married, what do I do? I can't refuse it, can I?

[Josh Arnold]

No, you go. You just go. And maybe it'll be a temporary thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Take your lumps.

[Christy Lee]

And the therapists will usually say, you guys are doing great. You're fine. You don't need to come back.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. And then we're going to get a letter from you fairly soon saying, I went to therapy with my fiance and our therapist is incredibly hot, and I don't know what to do.

[Christy Lee]

Or. Through therapy, I discovered I really don't like her that much and we're gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be a good thing. Get it out of the way now.

[Ali Breen]

Married at all.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do most people before they get married.

[Christy Lee]

Like, if they're getting married in a.

[Tom Griswold]

Church, they'll get counseling, maybe from a.

[Christy Lee]

Priest, particularly Catholic Catholics we have to go to. So maybe this is her way of.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a bunch of. A bunch of different churches have that as a requirement.

[Christy Lee]

You have a retreat, you have to take a test. Yes. And then you, after the results of the test, come back. Yeah. You each take a test, and then they go over the test, and then the priest goes over the test together with you and. And you sit there and. Yeah. They tell you, well, you disagree on this. Let's talk about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And now in this category, I noticed that you just drew a line and they're all bees. Instead of actually reading the questions, we can tell you I'm kind of a busy guy.

[Chick McGee]

I don't really have time to take a test.

[Christy Lee]

Then usually go on a retreat with other married couples in the parish. Oh, did you do that? Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. So you can swap, I bet.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, That's a great idea.

[Ali Breen]

I didn't know the church is so kinky.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

They talk about sex.

[Christy Lee]

No, I didn't go to the retreat. I only got to the test part.

[Chick McGee]

Time for the Holy Spirit, they say.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they play that cool trumpet thing?

[Josh Arnold]

Reverie.

[Tom Griswold]

The retreat.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the. Wake up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Sorry, Ali. I can see we've answered this one, so we'll move on. What else have you got?

[Ali Breen]

Nailed it. Dear Ally, I'm dating a very Christian guy. This is on point. So I've been totally rocking his world. He's never had the kind of sex we're having. We're doing all positions all the time, and he literally can't get enough of me.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Ali Breen]

The thing is, I'm not going to be able to keep up with this pace. And he thinks it's just part of my personality. How do I create an off ramp without him losing interest?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you started off like gangbusters, so you got to keep it up.

[Tom Griswold]

This letter is. This is genuinely weird.

[Pat Godwin]

It is.

[Christy Lee]

Naturally. It. It calms down. As Elsie said, you don't keep up that pace.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't think it'll feel like it's. To him. I think he'll be okay.

[Chick McGee]

Dating someone is the ultimate sales job. You know, you're going to be at your 100%.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

The best in beginning, for sure. It's like the honeymoon Phase.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So you're saying lock them down and then you can become yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

So you want.

[Pat Godwin]

Wait, is that how it works?

[Josh Arnold]

The temperature just dropped 40 degrees. Every one of my fears just, you know, same was just verified. I just got to chill. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the time she said, why? Yeah, that sounds like a great idea. Long gone, baby. Long gone. On. Yep, I got you now.

[Ali Breen]

I just was like, I love watching football on Sundays. I don't ever want to go to a farmer's market.

[Pat Godwin]

Of course I'll go. Of course I'll go fishing with you.

[Chick McGee]

Let's go apple picking. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You'll just slow down. It'll be okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I think if he really cares about you, I don't think he's gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

It depends. Maybe for cash, offer him an extended warranty. This will keep happening for money. You could try that for $5,000 a month. This kind of action will never stop.

[Chick McGee]

This kind of action.

[Tom Griswold]

And if I get tired, I'm going to bring in Trixie reserves. Bring it from the bench. It's Zelda. Okay. Or if you're just joining us, hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're just joining us, we are on the Bob and Tom show. So happily, happily hanging out with the lovely Ali Breen in the. In the. O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Let's get back to the action. Ali, what kind of letters do you have right now?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I've been married. I've been dating a married guy for almost a year because we wanted to see if we clicked before he blew up his entire life. All of my friends and my therapist say it's gonna end badly. Either he doesn't leave his wife or he does and we end up not being a good fit. I really like him and I don't know what to do. It seems too late to blow it up now. The damage would already be done anyways, right? What's the point of backing away, girl? Want some reinforcement?

[Josh Arnold]

We're sorry, ma'am. You wrote a comedy show?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a natural issue. Yeah, we were.

[Pat Godwin]

We don't have the skill to do this.

[Josh Arnold]

We respect your. Your situation enough to let you know we. We simply can't help this.

[Ali Breen]

We actually got stumped.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, get divorced and spend some time by yourself. Yeah, Just go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the married one.

[Christy Lee]

Even if he did his world to.

[Tom Griswold]

Be with you within a year, he's already planning with someone else, probably. You know what I mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah.

[Ali Breen]

How you met somebody is potentially how they're gonna meet the next person, too.

[Tom Griswold]

He's Just pulling you around.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we gotta make sure I like.

[Tom Griswold]

You enough before I ruin my life. Hold on, please.

[Christy Lee]

And as we. Bro, we just mentioned earlier. Earlier, you present your best self when you're not really in a relationship. I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So who knows what it would be like if you really blew up everybody's world.

[Tom Griswold]

So sad. Okay, next. Let's get to our next letter.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what?

[Chick McGee]

You really sound disappointed.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, my only suggestion was is there any way you can make them a widower? That'll make the whole thing a lot easier.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's the only thing missing from this story is a good murder.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I said.

[Ali Breen]

Exactly. A good Dateline story. Why not?

[Josh Arnold]

Convicted murderer claims she heard the idea from morning radio show.

[Ali Breen]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

They told me do it.

[Ali Breen]

Okay. Dear Ally, my boyfriend's dad is really creepy with me. He always hugs me too tight, puts his arm around me so he's actually just touching my side boob and makes sexual comments all the time.

[Chick McGee]

Side boobs? Ha.

[Ali Breen]

I told my boyfriend and he says that he's just being affectionate and that he's always like that. His brother definitely sees what's going on and agrees with me. But how can I get my boyfriend to stick up for me?

[Chick McGee]

What should I do?

[Josh Arnold]

I want you to learn to take a compliment. Yeah. That is awkward.

[Christy Lee]

That's so creepy.

[Josh Arnold]

The brother. I would like to think the brother would step up and go, hey, dad, why don't you take it easy here because the boyfriend's clearly not not going.

[Christy Lee]

To ask the brother to step in on your behalf. Is there a mom around?

[Tom Griswold]

You could kind of call it out.

[Christy Lee]

Like, hey, I'm really ticklish on my side boob.

[Tom Griswold]

If you cannot hug me there.

[Christy Lee]

It's weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

At least jump away or something. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Like, oh, I don't like hugs. Thank you. High five. How about garlic chewing gum.

[Christy Lee]

Boyfriend around I hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Harold, it's nice to see you. Ha.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I don't think garlic would deter me from getting a little side boo.

[Ali Breen]

I feel like some guys wouldn't be deterred.

[Chick McGee]

You're right.

[Ali Breen]

Because do you remember there was that whole story. I think it was George Bush Sr. Would like grab girls butts and be like, hey, I'm David Copperfield.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he had a whole come out.

[Chick McGee]

That was his thing.

[Ali Breen]

It was his joke.

[Josh Arnold]

But he was so old and I'm not defending that kind of behavior, but he was so old. I can't imagine anybody being truly threatened. But it is still. It is not appropriate. Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

If A former president ever did that. Yeah, you can't help but I would think you're right. A guy in a wheelchair, basically.

[Pat Godwin]

That's exactly right.

[Christy Lee]

Poor guy.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, it is a little unattractive though if the brother has to stick up for you. As opposed to the boyfriend.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Where's he at?

[Tom Griswold]

What's, how is that okay?

[Josh Arnold]

He doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we have time for one more letter. Ally, what have you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, my boyfriend keeps talking about wanting to go to a sex club. We've talked about it so much in bed, like dirty talk wise that I've said how much I want to do it. But truthfully I don't want to go at all. It really seems probably creepy and disgusting. But now he's actually planning to do this.

[Chick McGee]

How did this happen? I don't understand how this happened. Happened.

[Ali Breen]

I don't know how to say no without ruining our talk in the bedroom. What do I do?

[Pat Godwin]

Well.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my God.

[Christy Lee]

I think you just tell him what you told.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you say hey look, I was just playing.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

You could say that you applied for membership and were turned down.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Tell them you have syphilis.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean that's just. You could say, hey, I was reading some articles but apparently it. They are just rampant with STDs. I, I, I, There you go. I would love to keep this as a fantasy and not.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean the fact that they call the club Herpes World. That judge should tell you something.

[Chick McGee]

Now who would call something like that Herpes World?

[Ali Breen]

Maybe she should incorporate that into the sexy talk. When they're in the middle of it, be like ooh, and then I got syphilis. And he'll just let it. Ruin it for him.

[Tom Griswold]

God, that's so hot. Oh Jesus. Oh my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Herpes world.

[Tom Griswold]

August Studio 69.

[Pat Godwin]

Get it?

[Christy Lee]

That's so funny.

[Ali Breen]

I think that's the opposite of what people think. I think they think that stuff's super monitored like that it has to be super clean and hygienic.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if it is or not. I don't know if you have to show test results or not.

[Christy Lee]

I don't. I think it probably depends on the caliber of the club.

[Ali Breen]

Probably.

[Christy Lee]

There are certain very high end clubs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. You have a library card?

[Josh Arnold]

Upper Manhattan sex clubs might be pretty nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If you're going to one behind a big lots. Probably out. Great. Hey, welcome to our sex club.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, floppy be itching.

[Chick McGee]

Where's.

[Josh Arnold]

Meet me next to the trash can fire.

[Chick McGee]

Where's everybody else? Oh, we're just getting started.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Sheila and Brian are in the creek.

[Tom Griswold]

Ally, are you working this weekend?

[Ali Breen]

Yes, I'm in town. I'm at the comedy village this weekend. And then next weekend I'm in Philly at Helium.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Well, thanks, Al. You can reach Ali Breen a l l I b R e e n on your favorite social media platform or on only fans at A L l I b. Thanks, Ally.

[Christy Lee]

Bye.

[Ali Breen]

Thanks, guys. Bye.

[Tom Griswold]

Seeing her little kitty cats were in the picture.

[Christy Lee]

Having a heck of a time.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to watch the show later?

[Chick McGee]

Like a cat b hole.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, the whole time.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

No gunner will be there. I'LL be there. We'll have some beers for you.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Jessica alsman. I'm Chick McGee. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Oh. Oh, O'Reilly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Auto Parts.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. I'm doing a little bit of romantic research.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, how nice.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, on what?

[Tom Griswold]

I just saw this headline. I haven't read the article yet.

[Pat Godwin]

Big date this weekend?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, could be. This comes to us from the New York Times. The distinguished. The old gray lady.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, a headline. And I'm quite literally seeing this for the first time. Man sinks in quicksand.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

And emerges with a girlfriend.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't understand.

[Chick McGee]

So that's there the whole time? That's where they come from.

[Tom Griswold]

This is so weird.

[Christy Lee]

You could have saved a lot of money, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

I've been going to clubs, okay? Oh, I know where. I know where this happened. The. The man got stuck in quicksand on a Lake Michigan beach.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that sounds horrifying.

[Tom Griswold]

He was rescued and found himself in a relationship.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So the rescuer, Mitchell O'Brien, was hunting for Leland. Bluestones.

[Chick McGee]

Poon.

[Josh Arnold]

Are these the bluestones? Oh, no, those are the Petoskey rocks or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, Petoskey stones. And by the way, there is a new Petoskey stone watch. Isn't that something from the Shinola people?

[Pat Godwin]

Weren't you gifted one?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I just. Chick presented that to me.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you look the information.

[Tom Griswold]

Halsey, you're looking confused.

[Josh Arnold]

It's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

A Petoskey stone.

[Josh Arnold]

We're fine.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a beautiful stone found in the north western Michigan. It's not found in the butts of seagulls. The thing. Have you ever heard of Shinola?

[Christy Lee]

I've heard. Heard it.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't used Crassley.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, that's the only way I heard it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the. The. The old phrase was you don't know from Shinola. Yeah, I believe. Wasn't Shinola a brand of shoe polish?

[Josh Arnold]

It wasn't that.

[Tom Griswold]

A company in Detroit bought the name or whatever. And they're making beautiful watches. Very nice watches. But they're now making one out of Petoski stone.

[Chick McGee]

I apologize. This is all my fault.

[Tom Griswold]

Just off. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Really is. Talk about narrow cast.

[Tom Griswold]

Very long show.

[Josh Arnold]

Not really.

[Tom Griswold]

So Mitchell O'Brien was not looking for Petoskey stones. No, he was looking for Leland blue stones in all the wrong places at Vans Beach.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, I'm Van.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome to when his friend Brianne Sika began to sink in quicksand. Oh, this is like every tar sand you shall find. Though he sang sank waist deep in the sand, the 37 year old told the New York Times. I knew not to panic. I have to be a macho man. You can't ask for help when you're trying to impress the girl you you're with.

[Josh Arnold]

When you're sinking in quicksand, you can ask for help.

[Tom Griswold]

After unsuccessfully trying to pull Mr. Bryant out, the pair called 911. Four firefighters responded and freed Mr. O'Brien after about 10 minutes.

[Chick McGee]

She fell in love with one of the firefighters.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. O'Brien said he and Ms. Sika had been really good friends before the beach visit. But now after the ordeal, they are official.

[Pat Godwin]

They're going have to wash those pants. Take them off.

[Josh Arnold]

New York Times. Tackling the tough issues.

[Chick McGee]

What next?

[Josh Arnold]

We got some extra inc. I do that same thing.

[Chick McGee]

Synthetic cotton candy. I know. I'm surprised, too.

[Tom Griswold]

I predict Josh. Yes. This will show up. He's in a Hallmark movie because it is a classic. Meet cute.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not a bad. That's not a bad intro.

[Tom Griswold]

It would have been better if one of the firefighters.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Fell in love with. Yeah, that'll be. Her ex is a firefighter. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But quicksand is that. That whole notion is just horrifying.

[Tom Griswold]

Right? But it's not real.

[Pat Godwin]

It's all. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean it's not real?

[Tom Griswold]

Mostly you can't go all the way in.

[Christy Lee]

They say, well, I got stuck in quick mud as a child and they'll never forget it. I got all the way up past my knees, couldn't get out.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you're real tiny and admittedly your.

[Tom Griswold]

Knees are, you know, inches from the ground.

[Josh Arnold]

That was playing a puddle.

[Chick McGee]

They asked me, would you like to have a time machine? Yes. Yes, I would. I just go back. One of the things I check. See Christy stuck in quicksand as a toddler.

[Christy Lee]

I wasn't a toddler.

[Josh Arnold]

Crying.

[Christy Lee]

I was in grade school.

[Josh Arnold]

The ice cream cone melting.

[Christy Lee]

I was in the backyard at my babysitter. So I'll never forget that. The babysitter's house. Like it.

[Chick McGee]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's horrible.

[Chick McGee]

Cigarette hanging from your dad's mouth?

[Christy Lee]

My mom. Mother was at work.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you lose your shoes?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember those great scene in those jungle movies when they hit the quicksand and then they cut away, they come back, you just see the guy's safari hat floating in the sand? Yeah, that's pretty horrible.

[Christy Lee]

That's not real.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the buck. Funny cartoon where the guy gets in the quicksand and the. The natives are dancing around the pot on the fire and the natives are going, boo Gaga. Booo Boo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we. We don't really do that, but thanks.

[Josh Arnold]

Those weren't documentaries.

[Chick McGee]

Are you sure?

[Tom Griswold]

You may remember this guy. This is, this is for the New York Post.

[Chick McGee]

You may remember me from.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember the guy called himself the Human Collie?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a disturbingly realistic looking suit.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy spent like 20k or something making a dog suit.

[Josh Arnold]

So gross.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, apparently he may be forced to shutter his so called human zoo.

[Christy Lee]

He makes costumes for others, doesn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

The Human Collie.

[Chick McGee]

A petting zoo opened.

[Tom Griswold]

What he calls the toke, the Toko Toco Zoo.

[Josh Arnold]

Why wouldn't he call it California Was right there.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he's in Japan, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Where animal role players can spend 300 to wear a realistic Alaskan malamute costume.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that something?

[Chick McGee]

And apparently the masks they have now for everything.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Are unbelievably realistic. It's like Mission Impossible.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You can't tell the difference. It's unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy's on social media begging people to come do this because he's not bringing in enough to keep his door open. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Buy dog biscuits, Please help fund our mental illness.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this guy, this guy lives like.

[Chick McGee]

A dog and I crap in the back.

[Tom Griswold]

The suit. If you see this suit, you think you're looking at a dog.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's pretty real.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Just so they can live like a dog.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no bestiality type thing going on.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He wants to be the dog.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Throw the ball. Throw the ball.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, well, I think we're done here.

[Tom Griswold]

Stay. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you.

[Tom Griswold]

Make missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Ali Breen]

Bravo TV star Lala Kent holds nothing back.

[Christy Lee]

There's been so many times where I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, I apologize that I said that.

[Christy Lee]

But I wasn't meant for you to hear.

[Chick McGee]

Feel you there.

[Christy Lee]

How fun would it be to bring in some Bravo liberties and make our own bracket iconic? All right, I'll take Dorinda, you take Sonia.

[Pat Godwin]

Sonia is who I wish I could be. You and me both.

[Christy Lee]

I cannot be someone in the program. What's PTO Pay time off.

[Pat Godwin]

See you never had a real time job.

[Ali Breen]

Give them Lala.

[Christy Lee]

It is nothing but honesty.

[Pat Godwin]

You guys know.

[Chick McGee]

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