The BOB & TOM Show - April 3, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show - April 3, 2025: Detailed Summary

Hosted by Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, and Christy Lee, The BOB & TOM Show blends comedy, talk, news, and sports into an engaging morning program. This episode features a variety of topics ranging from quirky listener letters and sports achievements to lifestyle trends and a special guest appearance.

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1. News and Listener Letters

A. Plumber's Revenge

A listener from Indiana, Mark, shares an unsettling experience where a disgruntled plumber allegedly re-clogged the pipes of a restaurant after a billing dispute. Mark humorously recounts how the plumber blew out his face, emphasizing the unconventional ways some might handle disagreements.

• Notable Quote:
  Tom Griswold [26:00]: "He scares a kid, stays on the phones... He's the generic brand and he's my brother in law."

B. Squirrel Chaos in Cars

Jesse, a maintenance man, writes about a squirrel that invaded his maintenance truck, causing significant damage by chewing through wiring. Both Tom and Chick relate their encounters with similar wildlife disruptions, highlighting the unexpected challenges of vehicle maintenance.

• Notable Quote:
  Jesse [26:20]: "Sometimes you have to crouch in the bathroom with blankets over because of the pressure."

C. Penguins and Their Sizes

Matina from Naples, Florida, corrects Tom’s misconception about penguins' sizes, informing him that certain species like the emperor penguins can reach up to 5 feet tall. This leads to an informative discussion about different penguin species.

• Notable Quote:
  Matina [07:52]: "There are some emperor penguins that get to be 5ft tall. Is that true?"

D. Weather Woes and Storm Experiences

The hosts share personal anecdotes about recent storms, discussing the physical and psychological impacts. Tom and Chick describe their eerie experiences during storms, including feeling like they were possessed, adding a humorous twist to their tales of natural disasters.

• Notable Quote:
  Tom Griswold [10:50]: "I've got to go get my pancreas. It just fell off."

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2. Sports Updates

A. Shohei Ohtani's MVP Bobblehead Night

Shohei Ohtani captivated fans during his MVP bobblehead night at Dodger Stadium, hitting a game-winning home run that secured a 6-5 victory over the Braves. This performance solidified his status as a fan favorite and crucial player for the Dodgers.

• Notable Quote:
  Christy Lee [13:12]: "If every time he goes to bat, it could be a movie. And last night was no exception."

B. Caitlyn Clark Sets New Sports Card Record

Caitlyn Clark made history by selling her one-of-a-kind Indiana Fever rookie card for an astounding $366,000, surpassing the previous record held by Serena Williams. This achievement underscores her rising prominence in women's basketball.

• Notable Quote:
  Christy Lee [61:24]: "This sale marks the highest amount ever gotten for a women's sports card..."

C. Alex Ovechkin Nears NHL Record

Alex Ovechkin is on the verge of breaking the NHL record, requiring just three more goals to reach 892 caps. His consistent performance continues to amaze fans and secure his legacy in hockey history.

• Notable Quote:
  Chick McGee [58:57]: "Alex Ovechkin moved three goals away from breaking Wayne's NHL record with 892 caps..."

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3. Guest Interview: Al Jackson

Comedian Al Jackson joins the show to discuss various topics, including the popular TV series Severance. He shares his enthusiasm for the show's intricate plot and characters, while also engaging in humorous banter about dating apps and mocking the complexities of technology in modern relationships.

• Notable Quote:
  Al Jackson [131:00]: "This app, even though it's named after an open marriage sex app, it's really a great idea... you have to take a picture of yourself every day."

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4. Lifestyle and Entertainment

A. Tramp Stamp Revival

Christy Lee highlights the resurgence of lower back tattoos, commonly known as tramp stamps. Tattoo artist Melissa Martel discusses how women are reclaiming this once-controversial trend as a form of empowerment, opting for designs ranging from floral patterns to bold abstracts.

• Notable Quote:
  Christy Lee [88:43]: "Mrs. Martel said women are reclaiming negative stereotypes which were once used to disparage them as a form of empowerment."

B. Reese’s Launches PB&J Cups

Reese’s announces the launch of their new Peanut Butter and Jelly cups, expanding their classic portfolio. The new product comes in strawberry and grape flavors, aiming to blend nostalgic childhood treats with the beloved Reese’s taste.

• Notable Quote:
  Chick McGee [149:03]: "Reese's PB&J big cups are currently available for a limited time in standard king and snack size multi bags."

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5. Vaping and Supreme Court Decision

The Supreme Court ruled unanimously in favor of the FDA, upholding their decision to deny an application from a Dallas-based company to sell flavored vaping products like "Jimmy the Juiceman" and "Peachy Strawberry." This decision is part of a broader crackdown on flavored vaping, which the FDA argues targets youth electronic cigarette use.

• Notable Quote:
  Chick McGee [158:57]: "The Supreme Court has ruled for the FDA... it's not the final word in the case."

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6. Miscellaneous Segments

A. Yearbooks and Photography Nostalgia

The hosts reminisce about the days of black and white yearbooks, contrasting them with today's digital and color-rich memories. They discuss the sentimental value of traditional yearbooks and the changes in how we capture and preserve memories.

• Notable Quote:
  Christy Lee [125:00]: "All my yearbooks, freshman through senior, they're all in black. Black and white. I know that."

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7. Conclusion

Tom Griswold wraps up the show by teasing upcoming segments, including a Beatles tribute and more in-depth discussions with guest Al Jackson. The hosts encourage listeners to engage with their content online and participate in ongoing contests, maintaining the show's interactive and community-driven spirit.

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This episode of The BOB & TOM Show offers a blend of heartfelt stories, sports triumphs, and lively discussions, all delivered with the show's signature humor and camaraderie.

Transcript

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

It's Bob and Tom show.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah he comes over to the house in a three day beard Sleeps on the couch, makes the place smell weird he's on something and it damn sure ain't a job he scares a kid, stays on the phone's got a car somewhere for me to co sign on he's been disowned and his wife's run off with Bob she finally told him he wasn't worth the damn he tries to blame it all on Vietnam but he wasn't there he was 15 and 74 and he's had a bad back and a messy divorce he's got a workman's comp case tied up in court he can't move and I can damn sure vouch for that. He's my brother in law he's from Arkansas, Lord, the best man at my wedding and the worst I ever saw he's living off of me he's the baby of the family My wife won't let me shoot him Cause he's my brother in law Every day he smokes four packs of menthols Makes about eight more long distance calls Snorts alcohol and talks like dusty roads and he'll go.

[Christy Lee]

Through your wallet with a fine tooth.

[Josh Arnold]

Comb and eat your family out of house and home he'll cuss out your preacher and stop up your commode he's your brother in law he's got nothing on the ball the kind of man who'd rob from Peter and write a bad check to Paul he's gotten out of hand he oughta be a congressman he's the kind of fellow that I can't stand and he's my brother in law oh yeah, he's the generic brand and he's my brother in law.

[Christy Lee]

Hey there, hi there ho there where would you rather be than right here, right now? It's the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the answer sleeping?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I take that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Let this speak on behalf of everyone listening.

[Christy Lee]

You know you guys getting up early in the morning, you must really get used to that. Nope. Never. Never do. It's unnatural. My. My Arcadian rhythms are.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you're Arcadian River.

[Christy Lee]

Are cicadas that important? Is that. Hi, there's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

There's Josh. Hello, Pat. Looks like he's on a news show. He took off his glasses. Hello, Chick. I am Chick McGee. And there's Tom Griswold. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

You suppose there's a high school team called the Fighting Cicadas?

[Christy Lee]

I do not know. I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

There should be.

[Christy Lee]

Or some sort of bug. I don't know, because you've always.

[Tom Griswold]

You got all the standards, you know, The Rebels. What were you guys? You were a generic one.

[Christy Lee]

Red Raiders. U.S. and Texas Tech are about the last Red.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, you were the Giants. Yeah, yeah. What were you again, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

The Falcons.

[Tom Griswold]

The Falcons.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice. Nice, Mr. Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

The mountaineers.

[Tom Griswold]

The Mountaineers. Okay, those are all pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

But I think the warriors is the most popular across the country. I think we. I look that up one day.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I. I mentioned that because I have a nice letter here from someone who is a former spark plug.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's where my husband went.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. Sure. Oh, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I said. Yeah. It's funny how your ears play tricks on you.

[Christy Lee]

You know, it's almost.

[Tom Griswold]

Excuse me, I've got to. I've got to go get my pancreas. It just fell off.

[Josh Arnold]

Almost.

[Christy Lee]

Almost. One of us does that every morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday, I think.

[Christy Lee]

I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Godwin. Did the car say Carfax? Carfax. No, you. No, you. Not like, deluxe. Okay. Where was I? Oh, we have a nice letter here.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from Matina.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Tina.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's writing from Naples, Florida. She goes. You guys were talking about penguins the other day. I've been studying them since I was a very little girl, so I know a little bit about them.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Every time you mention penguins, Tom mentions that he always thought they were the size of people.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When I was little. Because you have no. There's no scale. There's no perspective. You'd see those in my day. Black and white in Antarctica or whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Black and white cartoons. Is there any sadder time in America? I don't think so.

[Al Jackson]

I don't know why.

[Christy Lee]

My goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

Cartoons are the best when you were little.

[Josh Arnold]

But there was something about the black and white ones. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They're just so dark.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's usually skeletons.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

A weird song.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I mean, Just that's when the.

[Christy Lee]

Minorities run away or something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

I know it's changed now, but we. Back in the day, they would. You'd only get cartoons on Saturday morning and sometimes Sunday. Then on Sunday morning you'd get up and, oh, there's a cartoon on. And then it would be some religious thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's like when you're in the. Driving through the country today, you're in the middle of nowhere, you find, oh, this sounds like pretty good music. And all of a sudden you realize, oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, this is religious music. I.

[Chick McGee]

It's very good, some of it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, shut up. None of it's any good.

[Josh Arnold]

You could be into the verse and then it comes to chorus.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, what? Yeah, wait a second.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Jesus is Jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought. I thought this was something. The sound coming off my groin. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't burn our ears the way it does theirs.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I see there's some very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Couple of holy rollers over here, huh, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

I think I may be making an uninteresting yet profound point. Which is? Yeah, when you were little, you'd say, oh, this is great. There's some claymation thing and it's in black and white, Davey.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Then all of a sudden, oh, God, it's some Bible story. Geez. I was hoping to get a cartoon where people are flying in. Where are the Jetsons and the Flintstones? In any event, back to our letter. Thank you, Tina. She is a former speedway spark plug that's from Speedway, Indiana, the home of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. Of course, getting ready for the 109th running of the Indianapolis 500. By the way, we're gonna be doing a special show regarding said event right now. Back to. She goes, yeah, penguins, Tom. Thought they were the size of people. Actually, some are. There are some emperor penguins that get to be 5ft tall. Is that true?

[Chick McGee]

I'll look it up.

[Christy Lee]

No way there's a penguin that's five feet tall?

[Tom Griswold]

Tall.

[Josh Arnold]

There may be. I always knew emperor penguins were about three feet or so. Have you seen them?

[Christy Lee]

I have. Not in person.

[Josh Arnold]

They are like emperors.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they're very.

[Josh Arnold]

This is my eyes.

[Tom Griswold]

I say you're not wearing tails.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

The average are 3.6 to 4.3ft tall.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I see the 3.3footers and they look just like normal penguins.

[Tom Griswold]

Just big.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't look like. They're wearing tuxedos.

[Chick McGee]

They have that little yellow on their.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're cool.

[Christy Lee]

What about the ones with the flock of Seagulls hair. Have you seen those?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of have the.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what those are called.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that guy still doing that?

[Josh Arnold]

No, he doesn't have the hair for it.

[Tom Griswold]

I met him. He was very, very nice.

[Christy Lee]

I think he shaves his head.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he does something that's, I think, one of my favorite pauses in rock. Oh, yeah. Remember we talked about doing a collection of great pauses in rock?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Do it just sound like this?

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. That's a good. I love that one. Is that from the Doors?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that was the Doors.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. The Eagles have a really good one, too.

[Christy Lee]

Nice to hear.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Linus Morissette has a good one here. Can you handle this?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Pause.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. We need to sit down and put this one together.

[Christy Lee]

This is.

[Tom Griswold]

This is one of. This could be one of our dumbest lists ever.

[Christy Lee]

We've. We've had 19 different topics in the first eight minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm off my game.

[Chick McGee]

We had some.

[Tom Griswold]

We had. We had weather.

[Chick McGee]

Horrible weather.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to pick up Mike Mark at his house, which threw me because I was a neighbor. Neighborhood I'm not familiar with.

[Christy Lee]

You want to. You don't want to hear what happened at my house?

[Josh Arnold]

I woke up in a tree.

[Chick McGee]

So I woke up. Almost hit a tree.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we both did.

[Josh Arnold]

We almost hit the same tree.

[Tom Griswold]

I woke up, and, you know, Kelly's out of town. I woke up in the middle of the night, and there was someone breathing on me. It was a large golden retriever, and I was too tired to go get down. It's okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, because it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, honey.

[Christy Lee]

Now, the last storm that went through, I was. I didn't have power for, like, two days. And this. This time, I. I had no idea there was a storm. Last night. I was driving in, and there were a couple branches down the road, and I. I thought I must have stormed last night. I slept right through it for two reasons. Because storms always put me to sleep. And if I'm asleep and a storm happens, forget it. You're not waking me up.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm similar, and I love storms. This one made me a little nervous. Me, too.

[Chick McGee]

I have never been.

[Tom Griswold]

And then.

[Josh Arnold]

That was Christian.

[Tom Griswold]

I were talking off the air. We had the exact same experience. So I'm asleep at my house by myself, and of course, the dogs. And all of a sudden, the bedroom doors slam shut.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. That's demonic possession.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's scared.

[Christy Lee]

Jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

It happened to you, too?

[Chick McGee]

Happened to me, too. And I thought, oh, my God, this is it. I took the dogs and we hid and crouched in the bathroom in the tub like you're supposed to do with blankets over.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, for God's sake.

[Tom Griswold]

So is that a pressure.

[Chick McGee]

It was a tornado, chick.

[Tom Griswold]

God. Is that a pressure drop? What's going on?

[Chick McGee]

Pressure thing. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But anyway, so I have a big white golden retriever.

[Christy Lee]

Are you sitting in the bathtub going, well, this is the big one.

[Chick McGee]

No, I wasn't.

[Christy Lee]

Take me. Jesus is a great God.

[Chick McGee]

I. I've never been. I love storms. And this one.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you pray? Did you pray?

[Christy Lee]

I love religious.

[Josh Arnold]

You did pray. Did you pray?

[Chick McGee]

It was a scary.

[Tom Griswold]

Any leakage?

[Josh Arnold]

That's a foxhole.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. Well, we'll move on.

[Christy Lee]

No atheists and foxholes.

[Josh Arnold]

That's correct.

[Tom Griswold]

That was our pause. Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty much brought the show to a complete halt now. Well, you have some very exciting things about to happen. I'm looking forward to it. But first we will remind you about maybe something that could be very important for you, which is being safe at home. Is that correct?

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Say, oh, thank you very much. Chick Magee.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, the return of the tramp stamp.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, and we've got big time sports coming up including Shohei Ohtani.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. Including show. Hey, Otani.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Otani.

[Christy Lee]

If his every time he goes to bat, it could be a movie. And last night was no exception at his MVP bobblehead night at Dodger Stadium. And Caitlyn Clark makes history again yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Okay, cool. That's some very exciting stuff coming up. And I'm going to create a version of the game Connections. And as you know, I'm under. It's under protest after the crap they did on Monday where there were no. There were no words.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What do these four things have in common? Maker's Mark, Cornbread Mafia, Turtleman and Ham days. We're gonna find out. This is very exciting. From a letter from Mark then. Thank you very much. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Get in the zone.

[Christy Lee]

AutoZone.

[Josh Arnold]

Welcome to AutoZone. What are you working on today?

[Chick McGee]

I need new rotors.

[Josh Arnold]

When you buy two Duralast rotors during our spring sale, you get Duralast brake pads.

[Tom Griswold]

Free.

[Josh Arnold]

Free with the rotors.

[Chick McGee]

That's great.

[Tom Griswold]

What if I need extra stopping power?

[Josh Arnold]

You can upgrade to Duralast gold pads for just $10.

[Chick McGee]

So Duralast pads are free?

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And an Upgrade is just $10?

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. Part of the spring sale at AutoZone. Get in the zone. AutoZone restrictions apply.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Christy lee. I'm Chick Maguiethe orangeinsouls.com sports desk.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of weather across the country last night. Hope everybody's doing well and okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Tom, what are you working on over there? You got a. You got a drink going from Java House? What do you got?

[Tom Griswold]

As a matter of fact, I do. Java House is the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom show. And we're revolutionizing the coffee room at your office.

[Josh Arnold]

You say you want a revolution, Java.

[Tom Griswold]

House say you want a revolution.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't there a band called the Refreshments? Or am I? Yeah, another replacement.

[Josh Arnold]

They have a great song called Banditos. It's one of my all time favorite songs.

[Christy Lee]

I thought so.

[Tom Griswold]

I do not.

[Christy Lee]

The Refreshments.

[Josh Arnold]

They also did the theme song for King of the Hill.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right. That's where.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm not familiar with the Refreshments, but I was saying a Java House, a whole new idea. Get rid of the Keurig with the E. Coli in the system and just do the peel and pour. And I'm about to have some delicious black tea. You're saying, tom, it doesn't look black. Yes, I put a little cream in it. You know why? Because I'm an American, no English dog. I like to support all the great American farmers out there, including the original.

[Christy Lee]

Americans from England, those hard working dairy farmers out there.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're milking a cow right now, thanks to you, I'm having a delightful tea.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, good. Good morning. We're going to have some.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on.

[Christy Lee]

We're going to place some. We've the Bob and Top show. It's the refreshments.

[Chick McGee]

Just how far down do you want to go?

[Josh Arnold]

And we could talk about a cup of joe and you could look deep into my eyes like I was a supermodel.

[Chick McGee]

I've never heard this either, but I like it all.

[Christy Lee]

Great. Great song.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice, nice pause there. Yeah, great guitar, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Refreshments, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

In my top 10 all time songs.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's you and me, baby. No one el we can trust.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is great.

[Josh Arnold]

Great. You know this Bonnie and Clyde type story.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how you. Because stuff like this drives me crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that?

[Christy Lee]

That. That song was out there and I'd forgotten about it or hadn't heard it. It drives me nuts. I gotta find it. I look for songs. I look for them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there are certain songs that just every time you hear them, no matter what that. But that sounds. Is that a story song?

[Josh Arnold]

It is a story song.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, like a Bonnie and Clyde thing. They.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that band? Is it Fast Arizona Fastball? That has the. Oh yeah, I love that one about the old folks and the way. The way. Yeah, that's a great one. But that song sounds terrific. Great drums, fire escapes.

[Christy Lee]

Better fastball song.

[Tom Griswold]

A nice pause there.

[Chick McGee]

What's the name of that song?

[Christy Lee]

Fire escape.

[Chick McGee]

No, the one you just played.

[Josh Arnold]

Bandido.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah. Remember the Frito Bandito?

[Josh Arnold]

I was too young to know of the freedom. Cooler.

[Tom Griswold]

Cooler heads prevailed and they realized. Perhaps I am aware of characterizing. Never mind, let's. Now I promised a little quiz here because there's a game called Connections that I like to play. Had a huge streak going that was lost on Monday when they cheated and didn't use words. I hope everybody else.

[Christy Lee]

This is from the New York Times games page. There's Wordle, there's Connections. There's the mini crossword. There's all sorts of things.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean it's become kind of an obsession with me.

[Christy Lee]

It's. It's insane how many people do these puzzles every morning. It's nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

But Connections is fun. You have to put things together. But they didn't have words, they had symbols. And, And I tried to do it too quickly. I never would have got it.

[Christy Lee]

I saw the other day that Mary Steen Burgen and Ted Danson, evidently they're a couple. Yeah, they do it every morning in bed.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice.

[Christy Lee]

The, the. The puzzle and that. No, after they have sex. After they have sex, they bang it out and then they do.

[Tom Griswold]

So here's a connection. This comes to us from. Well, I'm not going to say where. This is the four things, Maker's Mark, of course.

[Chick McGee]

A liquor, whiskey, bourbon.

[Tom Griswold]

The cornbread mafia.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I call that. That I lick. Give me some of that. Cornbread mafia, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Turtle Man, Turtle man and Ham Days.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna guess a town has all those in common.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and it's Lebanon, Kentucky.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

The home of those four things.

[Christy Lee]

Ham Day.

[Tom Griswold]

Ham Days. Must be their. Every town has some kind of usual.

[Chick McGee]

Summer event, holidays or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, any excuse to have some fun. You put up some those big blow up things and the kids come out and they crack open some beers. You know what I'm talking about? This is. This is a fine letter from Mark. He also parenthetically notes that his driving instructor was one of the coaches. I bet this is probably a small enough time. I better not say who. He took us one day on our driving instruction lessons into the local car wash bay. He had forgotten to get any money. Marion County High still owes me $1.25, Mark. We'll get him on that right away. And thank you very much. This is a segment of the program. We like to read your letters, like this one from Lebanon, Kentucky. And Mark, thank you very much. What have you got over there, Chick McGee?

[Christy Lee]

I don't, I don't have any letters.

[Josh Arnold]

I have one that's very important.

[Christy Lee]

There we go. There's Josh has my letter.

[Josh Arnold]

Mike writes in. He says, as a fellow angler, I would like to hear your take on forward facing sonar. Well.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, here.

[Josh Arnold]

We're happy that you asked.

[Tom Griswold]

What is this?

[Josh Arnold]

Now you see.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, let me tell you something, Josh. Spend some time, stretch out on this, will you?

[Tom Griswold]

Is this like radar? This is the radar for fish.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, a lot of fishermen.

[Christy Lee]

Another way to say it is fish radar.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, it is.

[Chick McGee]

See?

[Tom Griswold]

But wait, what are you.

[Josh Arnold]

Find out where they are.

[Tom Griswold]

This is on a boat, presumably.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And then actually I started reading this as a joke, expecting you all to just go, oh, that's great, and then move on.

[Christy Lee]

Do you know how ultrasounds look now? When you get your baby ultrasound, you should see the images and resolution of fish sonar. It's like watching a documentary.

[Josh Arnold]

So normally the old sonar it would. You could see what was on kind of the side of you or this is forward facing. So you have it. It's in the water. I mean these are tens of thousand of dollars. 20. 25. 20. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So you can see. You can catch fish. You could buy at the store, find out where they are.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And you. Yeah, so you can see that they're where they are and then you can actually see your lure go next to them and how they're reacting to it.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's taking some of the sport out of it.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the whole argument.

[Chick McGee]

Are you allowed to use them in tournaments?

[Josh Arnold]

Not all, but yes. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, now wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

You're not in a deer stand with an AK and having them trot the deers by you. Now that's how the does it every now and right.

[Josh Arnold]

So there are many pro.

[Tom Griswold]

A good hunter is not going to do that.

[Chick McGee]

A good fisherman.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you. You want a bag of deer or not?

[Tom Griswold]

Not if it involves someone hurting them. And yeah, nobody does.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Get out the Clegg lights. I want it to look like Albert Spear in Berlin about 1941.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, sadly I. There are, I bet, rich douchebags who go to these hunting things and. And they just. Hey, we got to keep these guys happy and something like that. Where they. All right, just 10 deer and let them go half an acre.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I know there are there.

[Christy Lee]

I've seen advertisements in magazines for it. You could go out in a helicopter and hunt deer with an ak.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there was a thing where they were legitimately doing that because they were trying to kill wild boar that were destroying well, a lot of stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

But that was legit and that would be really fun.

[Christy Lee]

Watch this job.

[Tom Griswold]

It'd be like a nom. Hanging out the car, hanging out of the copter.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, speaking of wild boars, how are things.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be wittier if I were wild.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember the urban legend of killing. Killing Bambi? It was a. It was they. They claimed it was an organization in Vegas where you would go out to the desert and they would release naked women. You can shoot them with paintball guns.

[Christy Lee]

And they got no. And it was paintballs. They're not going to kill anybody.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Christy Lee]

But it was a way for the showgirls to pick up extra money. They would pay these girls to go out.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think they did that for real.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know that there's any.

[Christy Lee]

I'm almost.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that may have been an urban legend.

[Christy Lee]

85% certain that happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't they rather just bed them?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there's something especially misogynistic about this. It's just awful.

[Christy Lee]

There's a guy out there who shoots a woman with a paint gun. He'll complete. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely right.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, anybody can have sex.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of that, we have completion coming up in the news. If you're Jeff. If you're Jeff, that's the second tab done.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's Jeff?

[Chick McGee]

Jeff. Oscar.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you. If you're just joining us, thank you very much. This is the Babaton program and we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank you very much. We're going to switch gears in a few minutes and go to the orangensouls.com sports desk. Christie's waiting.

[Christy Lee]

Hang on. It's Fastball.

[Tom Griswold]

I love this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you like this? The good part is when the bass comes in, so it might be a little.

[Josh Arnold]

And then the vocals clear up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right. Like old timey music.

[Christy Lee]

This is like Rudy Valley singing through the megaphone something. Oh, maybe it doesn't go.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it does.

[Tom Griswold]

It kicks in in just a second here.

[Christy Lee]

I don't have it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, right here. One, two. Oh, it's got that great Jason guitar riff.

[Josh Arnold]

It was just a snippet.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now Christy is apparently I have a.

[Chick McGee]

Letter from Bernard from Wolfe Island, Canada.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool.

[Chick McGee]

Recall yesterday we were talking about astrology. We had a story that if you believe in astrology, you're an idiot.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Bernard writes the only time it's appropriate to believe in astrology is when the girl you're trying to get into bed believes in astrology.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a smart guy. That's what's, that's one that is true.

[Chick McGee]

And then he goes, I don't need an uplifting horoscope to feel good for the day. I just need to listen to the Bob and Tom show.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, how nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, greetings to everybody on Wolf Island. Yeah, where is it? What do we know?

[Chick McGee]

No idea where Wolf island is in Canada.

[Christy Lee]

Left of Bear Island, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Be curious.

[Josh Arnold]

And those islands do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they fight all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much. This is a interesting one. Andrew writes from Iowa. My grandma used to say when referencing eating sweet treats like cake, cookies, brownies, etc, my grandma used to say, don't eat that before bed. You'll dream the devil is chasing you. What that's interesting.

[Christy Lee]

What meal was it again?

[Tom Griswold]

Anything. Any sweet treats. Cake, cookies, brownies, etc.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't eat that before bed.

[Chick McGee]

You'll be crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll dream the devil.

[Josh Arnold]

Handle children.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Fear God in them. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. That's good.

[Chick McGee]

You went to Catholic school?

[Tom Griswold]

I did, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I was kicked out, though. Third grade?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Were you really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Kicked out.

[Tom Griswold]

What'd you do?

[Josh Arnold]

I got into an argument with Sister Mary Cunningham about pagan babies.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't need to go into it right now.

[Christy Lee]

Is that anything like a lesser successful Beanie Baby?

[Josh Arnold]

No, if you weren't baptized.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, I'm getting kicked off the Bob and Tom show for my beliefs. No one cares. Okay, this. This is from a maintenance man in an apartment complex. He was listening to a show a couple days ago. We were talking about the squirrel that was.

[Chick McGee]

That ate the wiring in the car. And then we had to say about.

[Tom Griswold]

The cat that was in the engine of the car for several days.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Meowing. Because I'm a maintenance man, I opened up the hood of one of our maintenance trucks. There was a ball of leaves there. I gave it a poke and a squirrel came flying out at me. Missed my face by two inches. Scared the Mm. I didn't need coffee that morning. Well, thank you very much, Jesse. Once again, be careful. Squirrels, raccoons, chipmunks, they can eat the wiring underneath.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotta watch out for the vole. Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't seen a vole in a while.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they're hard to see. They're really tight. I broke my rule driving yesterday. I. This squirrel was suicidal, I swear. He waited until I got real and then he darted across the street.

[Josh Arnold]

So weird.

[Christy Lee]

And I had to hit the brakes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, of course he wanted to die. He really did.

[Tom Griswold]

And I was making the point that. Don't feel so bad the next time you crush a squirrel because you're probably saving someone from. We had the. What? The woman had fifteen hundred dollars in repairs because the squirrels ate her wiring. Well.

[Christy Lee]

And they have. They all carry malaria, don't they?

[Chick McGee]

Don't.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a tertiary syphilis.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I thought. They give it to the quality.

[Tom Griswold]

This is an interesting letter. This comes to us from Mr. Minter.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes, I'm recently divorced. I'm getting slammed. I picked up a doordash delivery route to make some extra money after work.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good on you.

[Tom Griswold]

Good for you. Yeah. Side hustle. I always listen to your morning show on the podcast on Spotify so I can get it start to finish. Thank you very much. I certainly enjoy it. P.S. tom is right. I don't want messy foods when I go to a ball game. This is yesterday's show. No, I. You get a hot dog at a ball game. Something portable and easy.

[Christy Lee]

Of course you do. But there.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but you. You had that list of insane foods that were available this year that were.

[Christy Lee]

Are you talking about the cotton candy french fries?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, that's just awful.

[Josh Arnold]

The Polish cannonball.

[Tom Griswold]

How dare you.

[Christy Lee]

The Polish cannonball.

[Tom Griswold]

And what about the Polish cannonball?

[Josh Arnold]

Josh, they're square.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't I give you an early A plus yesterday for that joke? And say you're. You're welcome to leave now.

[Christy Lee]

What about the cake and a milkshake?

[Chick McGee]

That looks great.

[Christy Lee]

The milkshake cake?

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's awful.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I like that those things are available for people, but. Yeah, I'm with Tom. I. I like a. A beer and a hot dog.

[Tom Griswold]

How can you eat a piece of cake in a milkshake and not spill it all your pants while trying to watch a game?

[Christy Lee]

Are you telling me that you go and every now and then you'll have Oreo ice cream?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

One of the great inventions of recent times.

[Tom Griswold]

But not at a bulk.

[Christy Lee]

And you don't. When you get Oreo ice cream, you don't open up a package of Oreos at the same time and add, like, four or five cookies to your Oreo ice cream. Are you saying you don't do that?

[Tom Griswold]

First you take a baggie, you put the Oreos in the bag, and then you take that hammer thing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you take your hammer, then you.

[Tom Griswold]

Crush the Oreos and you put them on the thing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, just like you do with your shredded wheat.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's the only way to do it. But yeah. No, this I'm talking about when you're at a ball game. That's what hot dogs were invented for. It's their portability. I got a guy that sits next six sits. Did he say that again?

[Chick McGee]

Try again.

[Tom Griswold]

Slow down.

[Christy Lee]

Are your dentures. Did you get dentures and not tell us?

[Tom Griswold]

I told you, I'm completely off today. I had to go pick up Mike. Mark, My dog was sleeping next to me in bed.

[Christy Lee]

I slept through it.

[Josh Arnold]

What was her name?

[Chick McGee]

I can't believe you slept through that.

[Christy Lee]

If there's a crisis, don't call.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess not like no light during a tornado.

[Christy Lee]

Wake up.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll forget it. The larger point here is we have to move on. We have some very interesting stuff coming up in the news and one of those classic stories. Be Careful who you send your sexting video to.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Especially if you're the mayor right now.

[Christy Lee]

The mayor?

[Tom Griswold]

We're talking about our friends at Java House revolutionizing coffee at the office. And at home, for that matter.

[Christy Lee]

Java House.

[Tom Griswold]

It's in the house. Now, Josh has just gotten up, and he's up and looking for. Walking over to the road.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, now look at Josh. He wants a morning drink, he grabs a Java House.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder what kind he got.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, shut up. Let me handle.

[Christy Lee]

What kind does he have. What kind do you have, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Colombian medium roast. Oh, you went with a medium. You are an adventurous.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I just saw. I just saw someone walk in here with a cup of hot water.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right, because they know I don't have to go to the Keurig machine for these. No, these are peel and pour pods, my friend.

[Christy Lee]

Now, you just sit there, peel and pour them.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly right. I open it up like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like a boom.

[Josh Arnold]

Just that easy. Just that easy.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to be a pro, though, to say peel and pod. Than pour Big Pete. See what I'm saying?

[Christy Lee]

It's like.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like.

[Josh Arnold]

Peter smells so good.

[Tom Griswold]

Peter Piper peeled a pot of. No, there's no pepper.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gosh, I can smell it over here.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, this is. This is the official coffee and refreshment of the Bob and Tom Show. Our friends at Java House up and running with a. This is a revolution for. For the office coffee and for it at home. As a matter of fact, you don't need the machine. You just peel it and pour it. Java House has peel and pour tea. I'm having one right now. They even have lattes. Christy, for you, hydration drinks.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. You can drink them cold, you can drink them hot. You can mix and match. You could put the cocoa in with the coffee.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, we were talking. One of the people behind the scenes here does that all the time. Oh, I had salted caramel and Colombian mixed. Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, when did they give the Nobel Prize to the person who invented salted caramel? Just. I forgot, because it is the greatest thing ever.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you wouldn't think it would work.

[Tom Griswold]

And Java House. Smart enough to jump on that bandwagon of great stuff. Anyway, here's how it works. You go to java house.com. there's a promo code if you want. It's Bob and Tom. Easy to remember. Spell it all out and knock 25% off your first order. If you're running the office coffee room, you want to check this out. This is going to save you a lot of money. And by the way, some. This is kind of a funny side thing about Java House, the pods. I just had one over here. I. Oh, here's one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The pods are completely recyclable. And oh, there's also a funny connection to chicken, chicken shacks with these and it's very complicated.

[Josh Arnold]

But they are recycle, I heard edible. I've been eating them.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you don't eat them. But they're handy if you're, if you're raising chickens.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what else you don't get?

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, sometimes with the Keurig cup, you look at your cup of coffee and so many grounds. Not with these.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And you don't want to do a swab of the Keurig cup and put it under a microscope. There are spirochetes in there that they haven't seen in Western civilization in years. Java House, once again, it's real easy to find. Java House.com that promo code is Bob and Tom revolutionizing the office, coffee room and your coffee at home. Even easier at home. Lots of other cool stuff on the way. We've got Christy Lee at the SILAC insurance news desk with some really cool stories.

[Christy Lee]

And in sports, in sports, what would you spend $366,000 on at an auction? Oh, I'll tell you what you bought if you had that kind of money. Oh, Panda show. Hey, Ohtani.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Ohtani.

[Christy Lee]

MVP bobblehead the night last night he hits a home. He hits a home run to win the game. It's unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm working on, by the way, the, the Ray Chapman PEZ dispenser. Anyone get that joke? Yeah, okay. You're welcome.

[Christy Lee]

Knocks his head off.

[Tom Griswold]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Christy Lee]

He died on the field.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, get in the head. You're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios with us. This is the Bob and Top Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom show this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

The show is also out there for.

[Josh Arnold]

You on our YouTube channel.

[Christy Lee]

Watch and subscribe.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Art and short details coming up. Right on time.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Poppin Top Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Could you get back to the. I just heard the story about Josh. Josh was nude when the lightning hit. What happened?

[Christy Lee]

Christine Lee. Pat Godwin. Josh Arnold. I'm Chick. Hello. Tom. Yes, He. He had a storm in his area and got up to look out over his land.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And was standing nude in front of a window last night looking at the storm. That's what he said.

[Josh Arnold]

I had it. You know, I didn't have the blinds open. I just pulled one. One slat down with my fingers, sort of.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, with your finger.

[Josh Arnold]

Body double style.

[Tom Griswold]

There was no free show with it.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

You pulled us out. Down with your finger.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah. Yes. It did occur to me though, because my. My bedroom is on the second story of my house. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth stories are still vacant.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, the.

[Josh Arnold]

And I was thinking, oh my gosh. Something awful happens. A twister hits my home. They will find my naked body.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why I put sweatpants on.

[Tom Griswold]

I The exact same logic. Last night I put on a pair of shorts. Yep. I stayed naked just in case. Then I had. I also had a pair of loafers and some other stuff available in case I had to get out quickly.

[Christy Lee]

I had a pair of loafers available just from the wreckage I had to trot out into the middle of the street.

[Tom Griswold]

They're actually not low.

[Christy Lee]

Johnny, have you seen my loaf?

[Tom Griswold]

Excuse me? They're the shoes you gave me. Chrissy, what are those called?

[Chick McGee]

Ugg slippers.

[Tom Griswold]

Uggs. Those things? Yeah. I would never wear loafers.

[Chick McGee]

You're not a penny loafer guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I never would wear those.

[Josh Arnold]

Only loafers.

[Christy Lee]

What about Topsiders? Of course. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not enough structure. Even with your orange insole. Yes. Well, we are in the beautiful. I must say. O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's great to be here. And we have Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Across the way we have Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. I have a letter here from Dick Lipstick.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Dick Lipstick.

[Chick McGee]

What Lipstick?

[Christy Lee]

We were talking about Dick Lipstick off the air.

[Tom Griswold]

I think this is a fake name.

[Christy Lee]

You know, that reminds me of a topic we were talking about one morning. The rainbow parties.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That has to do with different colors lipstick.

[Josh Arnold]

Was there ever. Was that something just to terrify parents?

[Chick McGee]

I think so.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't imagine they ever.

[Tom Griswold]

I forget what it is.

[Christy Lee]

Why come up with a great idea like that and not do it?

[Tom Griswold]

What Is it?

[Josh Arnold]

You go to a party and let's say there are six girls, they each wear a different shade of lipstick.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

The goal is to leave the party.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, never mind. That's. That is fake. That's like the cracker in the circle.

[Josh Arnold]

But it was a legitimate news story for a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, there's a lot of legitimate news stories that are fake.

[Josh Arnold]

No, sure. Yeah. But it was just interesting that that was like.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Horrifying parents everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

This, this, this is a letter and it's not from Dick lipstick. I can tell from these. But thank you for the great name. This is referencing an event that happened on the show yesterday. What happened now, it's mostly my fault. Over the course of. How long you been here? Eight years, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Me?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Over the course of eight years, I have portrayed Josh as someone who eats nothing but pizza.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I know it's unfair, but it makes my life easier as kind of a go to. It's a crutch, I admit it.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

You know, that's interesting that you say that. It makes my. Because all of the. I say you do far more things to make your life complicated than you do to make it easier. I think everyone would agree with that statement.

[Tom Griswold]

Who even talked, talking to.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't been talking to anybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody knows you like we do.

[Tom Griswold]

But the larger point is you actually kind of got down on your knees for the day and said, look, I almost never eat pizza. In fact, I haven't had pizza in a couple of years. And then yesterday you announced we had talked about it.

[Josh Arnold]

And I went, you know what? I'm ordering a pizza. And I ordered. I, I now I had had pizza. I had not ordered a pizza to have to be delivered to my house. So I had had a frozen pizza over Christmas.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But otherwise, it had been years since I had ordered a pizza to my home.

[Tom Griswold]

And I. And that's, that's perfectly fair.

[Josh Arnold]

And I did it and I ate it.

[Tom Griswold]

Good for you.

[Chick McGee]

That's what you're saying. And, And Taylor, look at it.

[Tom Griswold]

Our writer here heard that. And sometimes the most profound statements are short. He says, good morning. I heard Josh relapsed and is back in the pizza. Progress. Not perfection, brother. Yeah, one day at a time, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

One day. That's right. One slice at a time, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Taylor. I appreciate your.

[Christy Lee]

Do the next right.

[Tom Griswold]

Cern.

[Christy Lee]

Next right thing.

[Josh Arnold]

It was delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have pepperoni on it?

[Josh Arnold]

I added everything on it. It was a ton of stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Pepperoni, no ruined speech.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Peppers and onions.

[Christy Lee]

Wait A minute. What did you just say?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, onions and. Ugh. No, no, no onions. No pepperoni on a piece.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this. Had it.

[Tom Griswold]

Had it all, man.

[Christy Lee]

Sausage, mushroom, pepperoni is the workhorse of the pizza. What are you.

[Josh Arnold]

It's okay that you guys don't like it, but you can't say it ruins a pizza. It's the number one topping.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it is a little greasy.

[Christy Lee]

So what do you have it on your pizza? Cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cheese. Mushroom, sausage, caviar, basil.

[Christy Lee]

How about a little caviar?

[Josh Arnold]

This was pepperoni, sausage, hamburger, ham. Oh, mushrooms, green pepper, onion.

[Tom Griswold]

It's too much. It's too much.

[Josh Arnold]

It was loaded, baby. Loaded.

[Chick McGee]

And it was delicious, wasn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

I loved it.

[Chick McGee]

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[Josh Arnold]

I ate the whole thing, the last two pieces. I did not have the toppings. I just wanted the floppy, floppy, sloppy, thin crust.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. Wipe them off, pop them in the fridge for later in case you got hungry.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never done that. That is. That's especially fat.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Reheating pizza is an art.

[Tom Griswold]

No. And it's never good.

[Chick McGee]

It's. It's not good.

[Christy Lee]

You got to do it in the oven.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why I don't bother. I just eat it cold.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I hate cold pizza.

[Chick McGee]

You can't eat cold pizza either.

[Christy Lee]

You obviously hate pizza if you don't like pepperoni.

[Tom Griswold]

You know me, I hate almost every. Everything. So, I mean, having cold pizza.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you feel about cold fried chicken?

[Tom Griswold]

Delightful.

[Josh Arnold]

Delicious. Yeah, delicious. Really interesting, that.

[Christy Lee]

What about cold spaghetti?

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty good. Not bad. Okay, I. I will say this, And I think Ms. Hooker was telling us there's some scientific reason that day old spaghetti with the sauce mixed in actually tastes different.

[Chick McGee]

Acid of the tomato sauce.

[Tom Griswold]

It's delightful. I love that.

[Chick McGee]

I love pad thai. Cold. That's my favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I like pad Thai.

[Chick McGee]

I love pad Thai, but it's better cold. Eat it the next day.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we're going to leave our. Our food hunk.

[Christy Lee]

I found the pad thai. There's too much filler in it.

[Tom Griswold]

They patted it.

[Christy Lee]

They patted too much pat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we were on a roll there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we were. Until I opened the door.

[Tom Griswold]

Personal fun.

[Christy Lee]

I opened the door and pushed someone out, didn't I?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

We have time for one quick sports story.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right? Well, how about this one show? Hey. Ohtani did it again on his bobblehead night. Japanese superstar hit a tie breaking home run in the ninth inning, lifting the Dodgers over the Braves six to five and only 154 games to go. Dodgers are eight. No, that's right. They're not going to lose a game this season.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you put $5 on it?

[Christy Lee]

I did not. But I don't think it's too late.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not.

[Christy Lee]

Here's what it sounded like. Shohei hitting his game winning home. High fly ball to center field. Harris is back. Oh, Tommy.

[Josh Arnold]

Inevitable.

[Tom Griswold]

That's his home run call. Hey.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What does he say? Inevitable.

[Josh Arnold]

It's an odd choice, no.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't understand.

[Christy Lee]

I think that's what might be my new favorite announcer on espn. Stephen Nelson. He does play by play for the Dodgers.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to have a home run call. High fly ball to center field. Harris is back.

[Pat Godwin]

Back.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Toddy.

[Josh Arnold]

Inevitable.

[Christy Lee]

Inevitable. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's kind of weird.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he just said it this one time. I don't think you have to have a home run call. I think each home run deserves its own unique.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that I might. Yeah. I heard the guy from the Yankees when they had the nine home runs and they played all the home run calls.

[Christy Lee]

It is high. It is far.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I don't know, it's kind of fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it is fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Going, going, going.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet they lost their minds, especially on. And he wants to hit one on his bobblehead night.

[Christy Lee]

Commerce.

[Tom Griswold]

And once again, the former Cleveland Indians, not the Guardians, are doing a Ray Chapman PEZ dispenser night.

[Christy Lee]

You need to look at St. Louis Cardinals. You need to look at your Cardinals highlights. Yesterday there were like 12 people at the stadium. I want to know what's going on in St. Louis. There were. There wasn't anybody there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't.

[Christy Lee]

I was. I was alarmed because St. Louis, or.

[Tom Griswold]

Most of them knifed on the way in.

[Josh Arnold]

That's, I think one of the issues. Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

My husband's a big Cardinals fan. Did you know that?

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know that.

[Josh Arnold]

No. No. Cool.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wait a minute. Let's recreate this. I'll be your husband, Christy, and you come home and ask me if I'm going to watch the Cardinals.

[Chick McGee]

You're gonna watch the Cardinal game tonight.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah. Yeah. Honey, I'm all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Thanks for joining us.

[Josh Arnold]

I may have to go to work later too.

[Tom Griswold]

Excuse me.

[Christy Lee]

I gotta work. Time. Night.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back. We are. We are in the O'Reli Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel. It's part sports. We have football on the brain, part pop culture. Dennis Leary, True or false. You refuse to wear a glove with Mickey Mantle's signature on it.

[Tom Griswold]

The movie, the sand, the Red Sox blood, the Bruins blood.

[Christy Lee]

They run deep.

[Josh Arnold]

Add in the best celebrity interview. Robert De Niro here on the Rich Eisen Show.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you, sir?

[Christy Lee]

Just got over a 24 hour virus.

[Josh Arnold]

The antidote is to appear on the Rich Eisen Show.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. I would have done it earlier.

[Tom Griswold]

And you've got the Rich Eisen show podcast.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a medicinal quality to appearing on this program. Follow and listen on your favorite platform a couple minutes.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Boba Tom Show. Hello, hello, hello. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Chick McGee]

Howdy, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Ladies first. Did you see that?

[Chick McGee]

That was nice. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin. Show up there. Josh Arnold. Hi, I'm Chick McGee at the Originsouls.com sports desk. And we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and Tom is enjoying the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show. Java House.

[Tom Griswold]

This is not coffee. This is a nice black tea.

[Christy Lee]

So that's one of the refreshments.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. From our friends at Java House. Details coming up about peel and pool right now. I asked the question earlier today. Is there a. And I'll ask you this, Ms. Hooker, who's just joined us, looking nice today, resplendent in white. Is there a team called the Cicadas? Oh, because there's lots of great. We talked about this before. Lots of great high school names and college names for teams that aren't just the generic rebels, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

My high school, of course. Course, the preppers. Now today the word prepper means something different.

[Pat Godwin]

It does?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now it's someone who's getting ready for the revolution and they're storing water and ammo. But in my day, it meant preppy.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of madras and Lacoste shirts.

[Tom Griswold]

To this day, I wear madras underwear in honor of it. But I was. I asked if there was a team called the Cicadas, and I got this letter from Peter Lipstick.

[Christy Lee]

Peter Lipstick.

[Tom Griswold]

I think. I think people are trying to trick me.

[Chick McGee]

I think they are.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. The Fighting Cicadas. They're a great team, but only win every 17 years. Thank you, Peter. I appreciate that.

[Christy Lee]

Peter's a real card, isn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

You can reach us, Bob and tomobandtom.com visit our website. We Always have a lot of fun things going on over there. Including. We'll steer you towards some of our friends. But right now we turn to Chick McGee.

[Josh Arnold]

We have an app too. Don't we get that?

[Tom Griswold]

App.

[Josh Arnold]

We have an app.

[Christy Lee]

We got an app.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we have an app.

[Christy Lee]

Bob and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

What's app?

[Pat Godwin]

Go get it.

[Christy Lee]

You know what I've got on my. I've got Bob and Top app on my Apple tv and I click it on there and watch yourself. Watch myself.

[Tom Griswold]

There I am again being hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God, that's me again.

[Josh Arnold]

Look, puppies.

[Christy Lee]

I have a letter from a lady in Toledo. Dear Chick, what a pleasure it was meeting you.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, God.

[Christy Lee]

After the show in Toledo, I spoke with you. Chicken kick.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

When the gang was signing autographs at Frickers, as promised, I walked in and I saw and I said, wow, that's a nice. That's a really cool Mud Hens sweatshirt.

[Tom Griswold]

Mudhead sweatshirt.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this lady was very nice.

[Christy Lee]

And I. And she said, wow, I will send you one.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's nice.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. She did.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a real good one.

[Christy Lee]

So thanks. Thank you very much. To Mindy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's like a 50 thing.

[Pat Godwin]

I know. And she sent him a T shirt. And she sent him Pez.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone wants a little bit of the chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Someone.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone wants some love here. No, I don't. My whole lipstick on mine.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's take a look at my mud here.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Dick Lipstick. You. Perhaps you heard from my brother Peter. Mindy and I would like to announce our forthcoming engagement.

[Josh Arnold]

We're going to be.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a. That was. We had a great time. I hope you were listening on Friday. And I want to say a special thanks to the folks at Fricker. What a great place that is.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that chicken is amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

What a cool place to watch a ball game. If you get those seats right by the. Was fun. And the. That may be the nicest guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy that runs that place, he's very cool. Maybe the nicest boss I've ever seen. He's there at four in the morning.

[Chick McGee]

Helping us learn something from that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I was just gonna say. I was just gonna say he's has to be the second best not a motivator like you in America today.

[Pat Godwin]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

That's right. You know how Tom motivates. Oh, are you feeling sick? Why don't you go home for a month? Yeah, that's why Tom does it.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, you can take three months off.

[Christy Lee]

You can take three months off. You wouldn't miss a Beat you won't pay you.

[Tom Griswold]

It's interesting because that is exactly what I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're too kind.

[Tom Griswold]

Please take there.

[Christy Lee]

I am enjoying life with you.

[Josh Arnold]

Look so happy.

[Christy Lee]

The Mudhead hands.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, who is that? That. That is. Which mascot?

[Christy Lee]

That is not Thief. That is not Mud Donna.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

The girl mascot. That is Muddy. Muddy. Muddy the Mud Hen. That's him and the Frickers.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's mascot is named Chicken.

[Josh Arnold]

The freaking chickens.

[Christy Lee]

A freaking chicken.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Again, Lucky. Lucky, it's not a duck.

[Christy Lee]

And I want to point out. And I don't know if you guys were witnessing.

[Tom Griswold]

There's an R in there. Whoa, whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

There's an R in there. There should be an R in there.

[Christy Lee]

No, you didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

There was an R in there.

[Christy Lee]

We went ahead and hit it. Anyway, here's the point. I want you guys to know, that picture. You just saw me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I said, here's what I'm gonna do. And we took the picture purposely there. Oh, my God. What the hell?

[Pat Godwin]

And it looks real, though.

[Christy Lee]

And I also posed a picture where I'm yelling and screaming at the. It looks like I'm screaming.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks like somebody snuck up. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Y. I said get out of here, you dirty paparazzi.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, I like. You look like midget chick.

[Christy Lee]

But I.

[Chick McGee]

You look like you're.

[Tom Griswold]

You look like you're three feet tall.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm seated, and the mascot's standing.

[Josh Arnold]

That looks like your cell. Yeah. No, you look.

[Christy Lee]

Anyway, doesn't he look like this midget chick?

[Josh Arnold]

First off, he.

[Tom Griswold]

How would midget chick talk? How about like that?

[Pat Godwin]

How about little person?

[Josh Arnold]

Look, he's trying to take as many of us with him as he. Yeah, we're all going.

[Christy Lee]

Tom, if you're going. If you're going, I'm going. I want to be midget Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I purposely took nothing. Do they still make. Do they still make the mg?

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think they call it a. But they're hard to come by. I wanted an MGB forever. And you're supposed to get ones with the chrome bumper, not the plastic bumper.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

The chrome ones are sought after. But I still can't find one.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

Not that I could buy one now, but, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Beside the.

[Tom Griswold]

I learned something interesting.

[Christy Lee]

All my money's tied up in wealth yesterday, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

What'd you learn?

[Tom Griswold]

Friend of mine has a brand new truck.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he came out the other day, and someone had backed into it, and someone.

[Christy Lee]

Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

No, not me. With a trailer hitch and they put this big dent in the. In the front thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

But he went and checked it and it. And it was. It was made of some kind of plastic. The. The thing below the bumper. He took a hair dryer and went and. And it popped right back.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that is a. That won't work with metal. I found.

[Christy Lee]

No, there. There's all kinds of hacks like that on. On the Internet where you take a suction cup and you can pull dents out and stuff at least.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It makes it look easy on the Internet.

[Tom Griswold]

This. It really worked. That was. I had no idea. That is cool two week old truck. Oh, nice. It's a very nice truck.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like it.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you buy a truck? You're always.

[Tom Griswold]

My nine year old daughter wants to be the. Get a truck.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you get a truck?

[Josh Arnold]

Would you like it?

[Chick McGee]

Somebody won't let me explain how my house works.

[Tom Griswold]

There are four votes and I somehow get none of them. Yeah, just.

[Josh Arnold]

I will never live that way.

[Christy Lee]

You know what my dad said, Tom? No way to live, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Who's paying for that truck? You are. You should get what you want.

[Christy Lee]

You know what? And he said that wife number one.

[Josh Arnold]

I just realized that your dad.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Come here. Come here. He said, come here. There's no way to live, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Was that your mom?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no. My first one.

[Tom Griswold]

No way to.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, your first one.

[Tom Griswold]

When it comes to pickup trucks, there is something that a lot of people have them but don't need them or ever use them. Yeah, a good friend of mine has this really cool pickup truck. It was this limited edition Ford thing and they made like 200 of them. And he's. He had one.

[Christy Lee]

You're a marketer. Stream. It's this limited edition Ford thing.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta he know the dealer or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Anyway, what did Seinfeld say about limited edition vehicles? They're limited to the amount they can sell.

[Tom Griswold]

The larger point here is he came up to me, finally goes, well, I finally got to use the. The pickup truck. He finally had an excuse to put something in the back. So his wife was. After two years of just the pristine back of the truck, it was just this area that had never been used used.

[Josh Arnold]

And he liked it that way.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. There was no reason for him to have a truck. Oh, oh, they really didn't need a truck. Well, like I don't need a truck. I need it at Christmas time to pick up my Christmas tree.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he wanted it. I Want a truck? I'm not. I have a sedan. I'm not a sedan gal. I'm in the market for a truck. I think I'm a truck girl. Right.

[Christy Lee]

I believe you wanted one of those flare side pickup trucks for like a real old pickup truck. Right. Remember those flare sides?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know what a flare side is.

[Tom Griswold]

They look where the fenders are there.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Like really old Ford.

[Pat Godwin]

That'd be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember. Those are cool. I remember I was in Texarkana driving to Dallas.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the one time he was out on the road driving.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we hear the story.

[Christy Lee]

We hear this.

[Josh Arnold]

Stopped at a Waffle House. He made it sound like he was an old oil man. Back in the days when I traveled doing my woodworking.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I. I woke up and.

[Christy Lee]

I said this would be a good place for an oil well.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to sleep and I woke up and went out at the Parkland. I was the only automobile.

[Josh Arnold]

It was all trucks, I bet.

[Pat Godwin]

Very true.

[Tom Griswold]

All trucks.

[Christy Lee]

Well, didn't they stop making sedans? One of the big automakers. Right. They all make SUVs now.

[Pat Godwin]

They're hard to trade in, I can tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

Exclusive.

[Pat Godwin]

Nobody wants them.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, everything's going to be up in the air now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, let's not. Yeah, we don't want to talk about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Rush to your favorite car dealer real quick now. What else is going to come up in sports?

[Christy Lee]

We've got Caitlin Clark and $366,000. We'll hear from show. Hey, Ohtani. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

And.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, another goal last night.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he didn't.

[Christy Lee]

Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

Are they gonna let him score goals now?

[Josh Arnold]

No, they better not. Yeah, it's an unwritten rule.

[Tom Griswold]

Although the team doesn't want to be the. You don't want to be the team. He scores the last goal against 892.

[Christy Lee]

Three away to break the record.

[Josh Arnold]

It would be so obvious. I think.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the president. You think the president would show up if it was going to be.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Gretz Wayno was there last night.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know. They've.

[Christy Lee]

They gave him a caps. Jasmine jacket, a letter jacket.

[Josh Arnold]

President Trump.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What don't you think?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, maybe I'd like one of them.

[Josh Arnold]

He says he's a hockey fan as.

[Tom Griswold]

Long as the game's in America. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, let's. Oh, yeah, Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of like to come.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think he'd go to Canada.

[Josh Arnold]

I forget the new guy's name.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Who's our New Prime Minister in Canada.

[Tom Griswold]

Howe Jr. No, no, it's, it's not Pierre.

[Christy Lee]

I think prime minister coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Great pauses and rock. All right, that's just like that was. I'll see you. That's the second great pause. Great. And I don't know in radio I.

[Christy Lee]

Still don't know how this happened but Pat has one of my playlists and he keeps telling me every morning he's hearing these great songs.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I have it on shuffle, so it's all mystery.

[Christy Lee]

He heard a great Aerosmith song yesterday that I'm not going to tell you. I'll come back with it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the early arrows with great stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're listening to Aerosmith, what's the best way to listen to it?

[Christy Lee]

Raycon earbuds. Tom, I knew that you and I know that active noise cancellation in the Raycon earbuds. That's where you're now have the skill of drowning out the most maddening of sounds possibly of your co workers while you're trying to concentrate and not cry at work. You could listen to your Raycons.

[Tom Griswold]

You could listen to your favorite Aerosmith music.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much Chick McGee. Yes sir. Coming up, very exciting things in the news today. I'm really psyched about this. We have weird Beatles news and we're.

[Christy Lee]

Going to come back with an action photo of me. How I typically look at a signing party.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have a Supreme Court news involving heavy breathing.

[Josh Arnold]

I love the Supreme Court.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like a regular corporate with sour cream. Delicious.

[Christy Lee]

That is nice.

[Tom Griswold]

That is nice. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show show.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

My goal.

[Christy Lee]

Go out and make it a great day, will you? Hi everybody, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello Tom, great to be here.

[Christy Lee]

Woo.

[Josh Arnold]

Indeed.

[Tom Griswold]

We have Christy Lee over there at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Chick McGee]

Howdy.

[Tom Griswold]

And the voice you just heard was that of Chick McGee. He's at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. I will remind. Time is running out for you to get yourself put together so you can maybe win that orangeinsouls.com 4K smart TV. Is that correct?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh.

[Chick McGee]

You can't win.

[Tom Griswold]

Register to [e-mail] contest. We now go to the sports desk. Brought to you by Orange Insoles. Chickster.

[Christy Lee]

Shohei Otani did it again on bobblehead night. Japanese superstar hit a tie breaking home run in the ninth inning to lift the Dodgers over the Braves 6 5. Los Angeles still undefeated at 8. No. Here's what it sounded like. High fly ball to center field. Harris is back. Oh, Tommy.

[Josh Arnold]

Inevitable. Must have been fun.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And Alex Ovechkin moved three goals away from breaking Wayno's NHL record with 892 caps at the Hurricane last night. Ovech. And beat Frederick Anderson for a 10th time in 13 career games against the Danish net minder. Carolina wins five to one last night. But that truly is the lesser part of the story.

[Tom Griswold]

Tommy.

[Josh Arnold]

Like a Danish?

[Tom Griswold]

I do like.

[Josh Arnold]

How about a cheese Danish?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Cheese Danish.

[Christy Lee]

Cheese cream Danish.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'd like. I. If I could get a diet that was just coffee and coffee cake, I'd be also okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Coffee cake is delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of brown sugar. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The crumblings on top.

[Tom Griswold]

That's nice.

[Christy Lee]

Intimates there.

[Tom Griswold]

Very tasty.

[Christy Lee]

Special. Special rack right there in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very nice.

[Christy Lee]

Like they're somebody.

[Tom Griswold]

This bobblehead thing. Most teams typically. I'll talk to you, Ms. Hooker. Okay. Most teams typically do a. A player.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

On the team.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But then sometimes they get Hollywood like the. The California Angels did. Vic Morrow. Bobblehead night.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you're on.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought Ray Chapman was bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Ray Chapman's a PEZ dispenser. They do in the. For the Cleveland Guardian.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Teach the kids a little something about wearing helmets.

[Christy Lee]

Women's basketball.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe the Anaheim Jennifer.

[Josh Arnold]

Jason Lee might listen. How about.

[Tom Griswold]

How about the Ducks?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, because he didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Maybe. Heads up.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to wake you. Did I mention that I've had a bad morning? I'm. I got to get back on track.

[Christy Lee]

Here and you know. You know there's high quality 404k video of that accident.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

They were filming a movie of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Every now and again Landis and Spielberg get all liquored up and Watch it.

[Christy Lee]

Now. What were you saying? Johnny? What are you thinking here?

[Josh Arnold]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. What else is happening in sports?

[Josh Arnold]

Where was your head? Get it.

[Christy Lee]

The fablements. Women's basketball star Caitlin Clark continues to make headlines for breaking records. She sold her one of a kind Indiana fever rookie card featuring her signature sold for an astonishing $366,000 at auction.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

This sale marks the highest amount ever gotten for a women's sports card, surpassing the previous record $266,400 set by Serena back in May of 2022. In a statement, golden auctions emphasized the card's significance. One of Clark's finest inaugural season show pieces. And further solidifies her position as arguably the most popular basketball player in America today day.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

True enough. What is your take on the glass basketball courts?

[Chick McGee]

Glass?

[Josh Arnold]

That and the graphics can show up underneath.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you mean like basically they're playing on a giant TV screen.

[Tom Griswold]

Special.

[Josh Arnold]

Special events and between.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not a fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I think it's super cool.

[Chick McGee]

I like old school.

[Tom Griswold]

My question is. And I would. You'd have to ask players. How distracting is that or is it distracting at. At all for them?

[Christy Lee]

I would say it's not distracting at all. They're too busy, I would think.

[Chick McGee]

But what are they seeing?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's my question.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not flashing while they're playing. It's only between during timeouts.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I thought.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they flashing things?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what they're.

[Tom Griswold]

The surface, though.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, when you're right up against. I should ask my son. He sets those up. He's done a couple of those because.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that's so cool.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure it looks like a standard court one.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I would have thought.

[Christy Lee]

But.

[Tom Griswold]

And does. Is. Is the. What is the. The purchase of the ball, if you will. Is that all the same?

[Josh Arnold]

It has to be. I mean they would never.

[Chick McGee]

If you're hitting on glass as opposed to wood, it's.

[Josh Arnold]

It must feel the exact. They would never allow it.

[Pat Godwin]

But I think it's layers. If I remember correctly, it's layers.

[Christy Lee]

So however they. Every. It seems like every NCAA men's tournament and ladies, they are complaining about the balls again this year. They're too slick and they're not the right color orange. And they bounce. They're weird. They're bounced too high. Something about Rawlings. And they're suing all current and Past employees, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly right.

[Josh Arnold]

I could be called to the witness stand.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not saying, but it's a possibility.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

I went to jail for some weird.

[Christy Lee]

Evidently, we. We've traced this back to Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

All I said was a little darker orange.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I said. I mean, they are doing it for people that tweeted something 15 years ago ago. Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're, you know, all of a sudden, they're being completely screwed. Yeah. I'm just kind of. I would ask your son. I'd like to know how that.

[Pat Godwin]

I will.

[Tom Griswold]

Because, I mean, I would. I would assume with all the money these days, they're going to have to sell everything.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So they might as well have the court with all of the cool stuff.

[Chick McGee]

I'd be interested to see if it's a distraction for the player.

[Christy Lee]

Remember they used to have the crank screens where somebody. I think somebody actually had to turn those to change them on the scores table.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Like a banner.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, I remember the early days.

[Christy Lee]

This quarter brought to you by.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I think they called it Diamond Vision.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And at the big stadium, they would have this. And it was kind of like it had the. The pixelation of an Etch A Sketch.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. It was a new technology back then.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, and now, of course, it's. It's ungodly.

[Christy Lee]

And those screens look gigantic when you're standing two feet from them. But when you put them in a dome and they're up on the wall, they look teeny tiny. But not now.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Now, if you're just joining us, hello and thank you. We are the Bob and Tom show, and we're coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Chick McGee is at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk.

[Christy Lee]

Damn right I am. And look at this stupid world record. I want to do this. I want to see if I can do this.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

David Rush. David has reclaimed. Oh, it's the David Rush. Every time we do this, we're gonna go. Okay, ready? David Rush has reclaimed the Guinness World Record for the most target hits with chopsticks in one minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Targets. What target? What's the target?

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like an archery target with a big bullseye.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Rush initially broke the record with 19 hits, but that record bested by someone landing 21 chopsticks in a target. During a visit to Guinness, Mr. Rush successfully stuck 29 chopsticks into an archery target to take back the title.

[Tom Griswold]

And they have to stick.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Are they, like, dart rules Pointy. Are they metal?

[Tom Griswold]

Those are all good questions. I think they're metal because it sounded like when one of them hit the ground, it sounded like a metal chopstick.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

I don't have metal chopstick. I got wooden.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like them.

[Tom Griswold]

They're slippery jobs, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm great at them.

[Chick McGee]

I know you are because you lived.

[Tom Griswold]

In South Korea and you. You have your own for you. You have your own chopsticks. Have you ever gone to lunch with Josh at a Chinese restaurant? He walk and he carries them like. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

First of all, he just throws them together. And he doesn't do it in a comedic way. He takes the only at sushi, he'll take the napkin out, tuck it into his collar, and take a chopstick and let's go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. What are we waiting for back there?

[Christy Lee]

Let's go.

[Tom Griswold]

I said orange chicken.

[Josh Arnold]

Chicken.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, God. Do you remember that sushi restaurant we used to go to? And that hot girl that we would really just go to see her? Remember that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. With the tumbling.

[Pat Godwin]

I still wonder where she is.

[Josh Arnold]

I think we. We affectionately referred to her as Jugsy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. I think she's working at a Mexican place down the street.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a different woman. And is she still there? I'm happy to hear it. Although she should be a movie star.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

If she had an only fans page.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I know where I'm going for lunch.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this late night lesbian thing kicking in?

[Pat Godwin]

I. I don't know. I just like to look at hot girls right now. We'll see if it develops into anything more.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, let's see what happens.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll be checking.

[Christy Lee]

Don't ask, don't tell. Right. Let's take a moment real quick. Can we pause? Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That was me sneezing.

[Christy Lee]

And that's sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

What is the sound of Tom sneezing?

[Tom Griswold]

Would it be possible to do the thing that David Rush does with the chopsticks with force?

[Josh Arnold]

That'd be harder to get them to go to flip.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, they'd have to flip, and you'd have to be lucky that they ended up. What are those called tines?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

So he's throwing them like an arrow. Oh, here we go. We get to see it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so it's kind of. Is it a paper target?

[Christy Lee]

What's the deal with his shoes?

[Tom Griswold]

What are those?

[Pat Godwin]

I thought it was foam or something.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it would be.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's like cork. It's like a corkboard or something. Behind It.

[Tom Griswold]

But he's watching. He's walking around London wearing. Wearing a golf shirt, shorts, and tennis shoes.

[Christy Lee]

What are those? Brooks.

[Josh Arnold]

That's pretty. This isn't easy. More like arrows.

[Chick McGee]

This isn't easy.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll get. I'll get chopsticks from the restaurant supply store chick. You can try this.

[Christy Lee]

Done.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but I'd like to. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

29 and 30 seconds. I can beat that.

[Josh Arnold]

And there were a lot of bullseyes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's very good.

[Pat Godwin]

He's very close.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a. Yeah, he's like.

[Christy Lee]

He's like a foot away from the target.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's a handy skill to have if you're in a Chinese restaurant and.

[Christy Lee]

And something's undercooked.

[Tom Griswold]

Or a sushi place.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

And then someone comes in, tries to kidnap the people at the next table.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

You can, you know, kung fu them with. What's that call when you throw sticks at people?

[Christy Lee]

You know who does? Liam Neeson does it.

[Josh Arnold]

I was gonna say it's very Statham like, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I have a particular set of scares.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there has to be a movie where someone's taken a. Killed somebody with a chopstick to the throat.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably. Man.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be a clock. Classic karate move.

[Josh Arnold]

What would the line be? You have to have a clever quip.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and then play the who music.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Or I mean, just any.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I'll take this meal to go.

[Josh Arnold]

Not bad. That's a good start.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Then you. You.

[Christy Lee]

And you stab him in the eyes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, okay. That would be good.

[Christy Lee]

You'll see it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and then, you know, how about this? Then you take his face and you put it on one of those frying tables.

[Christy Lee]

That's not bad.

[Josh Arnold]

That's probably been done.

[Christy Lee]

And then later in the movies, you see him like for Phantom of the Opera, the backyard.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that in Batman?

[Tom Griswold]

You're holding his face against the.

[Christy Lee]

It could be Two Face. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that how Two Face got it on a ch.

[Christy Lee]

No, it was a chemical spill.

[Josh Arnold]

But that's a good idea.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the name of the. That's a Japanese, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Or something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Where the tables big.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Frying pan.

[Josh Arnold]

I love those.

[Tom Griswold]

Me too.

[Pat Godwin]

So his hibachi. The dish. Is that what you call.

[Josh Arnold]

Is when you. Is actually like a whole different grill.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Never seen the George Foreman, but everybody calls everybody. We can turn this into an unfortunate ethnic joke very quickly. Why don't we not do that?

[Christy Lee]

No, what you just did was way worse. Way to go, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Congratulations to our friend David Rush. He went over to England and he broke all these records in their offices.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he still there or we just. Are they just releasing them?

[Tom Griswold]

They're just released.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now that must have been a fun trip coming up from the Silac Insurance news desk. What do you got to tease us with, Christy?

[Chick McGee]

Well, we have somebody who sent a sexting video to the wrong person. Tramp stamps. Ladies, listen up. They're back.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever seen a guy with a tramp stamp?

[Chick McGee]

I have.

[Pat Godwin]

Not disturbing. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a thing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

For men.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Ms. Hooker, I know that you have tattoos. Do you have a tramp stamp?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I have one that missed Maria as Bob. Bob over one cheek and Tom on the other.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a loving trip.

[Chick McGee]

Very sweet.

[Christy Lee]

Darn right it is. You want to see it? Tom, I thought you told me you.

[Tom Griswold]

Were just going to get a T on one butt cheek and an M on the other and then bend over.

[Christy Lee]

But where would the ob. Oh, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

The O would be ironically in the B hole.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Too much information. I'm so sorry. Well, thanks for joining us.

[Christy Lee]

What song is this, Tom? Can you identify this? So is this a song you were talking about, Pat?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is Aerosmith. Yep.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not sure what album.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it called? Withers. Seasons.

[Christy Lee]

Of Wither.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to see. I want to see nothing. We have time for this real quick.

[Christy Lee]

There's only eight more minutes of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Earlier in the show, we were talking about famous pauses in rock music.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So this. See if you can identify this one.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that a great one?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it is great.

[Tom Griswold]

I love this song.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't love a song.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know what I mean? Lee Michaels. Do you know what I mean?

[Christy Lee]

Do you know what I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you. You might know this. This guy used to go on tour. Tour with just him, his keyboard and a drummer.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

That's. I mean, that's very unusual.

[Josh Arnold]

Very unusual.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, that's such a great song. We have to put together great pauses in rock.

[Christy Lee]

Yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

One of Jack Nicholson's favorite songs, Dork and My.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. You know that I was reading an interview.

[Josh Arnold]

How odd.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that weird?

[Christy Lee]

I don't believe anything.

[Josh Arnold]

We gotta get Nicholson in here. Let's work on that.

[Tom Griswold]

We do have a ramp. Okay. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

There's more of the show coming Up. Book your next vacation with Christy Lee and Colette. Visit England, Scotland and Wales this September 28th. Visit bobandtom.com for details. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studio. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm working on a new app, guys.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right? What's the angle?

[Josh Arnold]

Actually, it's interesting you say angle elevator pitch because it's for anglers. Anglers. I was in my garage yesterday, no less than four hours, just going through my tackle.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you're being an old man.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man, that's the best. I had the garage doors open, music.

[Chick McGee]

Playing, drinking a beer. I didn't have a beer. No, I should have.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you have a cup of coffee in the middle of the afternoon?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

You're so old.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you wearing pants?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Oh, that's shorts.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I was wearing my short pants.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, the neighborhood kids might be walking.

[Josh Arnold]

There were a couple that I was looking at and I was like, oh, I wonder what weight. If this is a hat, is this a half ounce swim jig or a three quarter? What do I do? And I was like, there should be an app where I can just take.

[Chick McGee]

A picture of it.

[Josh Arnold]

A picture of it. It'll tell me the weight, the make. Like, you know, I was like, oh, is this a Berkeley or a.

[Chick McGee]

They do it for plants.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure there's someone on that.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope so. Yeah, that sounds.

[Christy Lee]

I bet there is.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever used the plant thing? It's fascinating.

[Chick McGee]

It is awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, some of them, I'll say, oh, what's the depth of this crankbait? I should be able to take a picture and it'll say that will go 7 to 10ft.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's a great idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty soon you'll be able to take a picture of a car blurry from a bad angle. It'll tell you the VIN number, who owns it, and it's history. I mean, it's. We're not that far from there.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? Right. I'm letting you guys get in on the ground floor of this fishing app.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you gonna call it?

[Josh Arnold]

I just need a hundred thousand dollars. Yeah. Okay. For 5%.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No, give a name for it.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh's Fishy Fishy App Time.

[Christy Lee]

Here's the thing. I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm open to suggestions.

[Christy Lee]

My Problem is, I don't really like you, so I'm out.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't that be amazing, Tank?

[Christy Lee]

Why wouldn't they do that?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I. I just don't like the look of you. Yeah, I'm out.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, when it comes to minorities, I'm out.

[Josh Arnold]

I was kind of.

[Pat Godwin]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

That's just reality stepping in for some people.

[Christy Lee]

He really thinks he's.

[Josh Arnold]

You will be my press secretary. The name of the app is Angler. No E. At the end, you take the E out. Like Tinder, or just something like that. Like. Oh, that's not bad.

[Pat Godwin]

Is there a dating app for fishermen, Fisher, women?

[Tom Griswold]

It's called Smelly.

[Josh Arnold]

Like fishy.

[Christy Lee]

Call it. Call it Hook.

[Pat Godwin]

Call it Hook. Yeah, that's cute.

[Josh Arnold]

Hooked, Hooked, Hook up.

[Christy Lee]

Hook up, hook down, hook in.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hook up for the dating one.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Who want to date?

[Christy Lee]

Why is it there an app called let's have Sex?

[Chick McGee]

It's called Tinder.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Just sex. Just because there was just lunch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Why not?

[Josh Arnold]

Just. Just. Just.

[Pat Godwin]

Just sex.

[Josh Arnold]

Just a handy.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you want to be specific? Like just head y.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that? That's.

[Chick McGee]

I'll tell you why.

[Josh Arnold]

Just a handy.

[Chick McGee]

And shut up about it.com be 90% men and 10% women. Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Just maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Would you. Would you look at our friend here and see what he's doing?

[Josh Arnold]

I think it would be 99% men, 1% bots.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, exactly. True.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There'd be no women on.

[Tom Griswold]

Nope.

[Josh Arnold]

Some women out there just want a piece. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Have you ever had sex on a fishing boat?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

No. Okay. All right. There's a thing.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not a romantic place.

[Chick McGee]

Elevated. There's nowhere to.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm fishing.

[Tom Griswold]

Unless you're.

[Chick McGee]

Although those elevated chairs could be fun, because on the bass boats.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

You can weigh the girl if you have the app.

[Christy Lee]

Hang on a second. Did Pat say worm juice?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you get worm juice on your hands. It's not. It's not attractive.

[Christy Lee]

You mean blood and guts?

[Tom Griswold]

How unhealthy is this woman? Oh, it's from the fish.

[Chick McGee]

From the fish.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you think that that's how you keep the worms warm? You take a girl.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, now, I've had enough. Let's move over. That way we have Christy Lee. I can see her. She's over there at the Silac Insurance news desk. Oh, I want to read something real quick.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he did that thing we all love. He introduces you and then.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I forgot we were talking about glass basketball courts.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a huge movement to get these moved into the professional ranks because they are using the moniker occasion, and we were wondering about the surface. It is actually, in some cases, they say better than wood. It's got a spring action design with aluminum and steel framing beneath LED paneling. And there are dots etched into the glass offering better grip. Okay. This could be a thing.

[Chick McGee]

What do the players see is what I'm asking.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and I want to know that too.

[Chick McGee]

Have to affect the way you shoot because you're used to shooting from. From certain spots on a floor, I would think. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm basketball.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, you never spent years reporting on it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you did.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it'd be. I just be. I can see they'd want to do it because they're going to make so much more money selling the court.

[Chick McGee]

Well, of course they're going to make a lot of money selling the court.

[Tom Griswold]

And they got to have it to pay everybody a million bucks a week. So let's turn to the news desk. What have you got?

[Chick McGee]

The mayor of North Dakota's largest cities resigned of one of their largest cities.

[Christy Lee]

Is it Fargo?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's not Fargo.

[Tom Griswold]

Fargo.

[Christy Lee]

Is that Minot?

[Tom Griswold]

It is Minot.

[Chick McGee]

It is Minot. Thank you. He sent a lewd video of himself to the city attorney.

[Tom Griswold]

Hubba, hubba.

[Chick McGee]

Minot. Mayor Tom Ross resigned the same day, and an investigative report was made public that found he had sent a video of himself having sex with himself to city attorney Stephanie Stahlheim.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

The mayor said he takes full responsibility and holds Ms. Stahlheim in the utmost regard.

[Tom Griswold]

He's also holding something else in the upright position.

[Pat Godwin]

So was it really an accident, or is he saying it's an accident?

[Christy Lee]

It must have been saying.

[Chick McGee]

He didn't say one way. He just said he takes full responsibility. But what if we learned about these.

[Christy Lee]

Situations when a guy does something like this? It worked for him before. So he was trying it again.

[Tom Griswold]

May have been requested by somebody else.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. It might be the wrong side. Stephanie in his phone. Maybe you don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

How was this Stephanie dressed? Because that would tell me whether or not she deserved to have this video.

[Christy Lee]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Does. Thank you, Josh. That very helpful. Do you find that at all sexy? Do ladies find that to see a.

[Pat Godwin]

Guy having at himself. I'm gonna go. No. No, I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe he misunder. Maybe she said, I wanted to see a video of you debuting baiting.

[Chick McGee]

Not Masturbating.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Master debater.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Josh Arnold]

Show me video.

[Christy Lee]

Chrissy has a sly grin on her face. I don't know if she'd like it.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't say a word, did I? Okay, okay, I.D.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess I did. I did see a. What's this guy's name again?

[Chick McGee]

Tom Ross.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom Ross.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

They cut that on.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw. I saw a video of Mr. Ross on his screen.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you do that in Tom Tom's direction?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, what was the video of Mr. Ross?

[Tom Griswold]

It was. It was a campaign video.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it was.

[Tom Griswold]

So I want. I don't care what party you're in. We're all going to come together for my. Oh boy. How about the. He came and went. Same day.

[Chick McGee]

Idaho's governor is making news. Not for that, but for signing into law a bill that criminalizes truck nuts and public breast exposure.

[Josh Arnold]

I get it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's sor.

[Josh Arnold]

Lud.

[Chick McGee]

According to East Idaho News, House Bill 270 updates Idaho's indecent exposure law to include female breasts. Male breasts altered to look like female breasts.

[Tom Griswold]

They have to put that. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Artificial breasts and toys or products that resemble genitals, including so called truck nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Governor Brad Little and Indiana. Indiana, Idaho Senate minority leader Melissa Wintrol Row explained that the law now allows people to call police over the faux scrotums hung on truck hitches commonly called truck nuts.

[Christy Lee]

Faux scrotum.

[Pat Godwin]

I laugh every time I see him.

[Tom Griswold]

So do they have. Are they a big sign as you enter Idaho, Idaho. Saying no truck nuts? I mean, how would you even know if you're driving a truck across country and you have to go through Idaho, You.

[Chick McGee]

That's better. Hide your nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Like a squirrel.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

There should be ramifications for being truck nut guy. Yeah. What are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, look at the name Idaho. I find that offensive. Maybe it should be Ida Sexy lady. You know, I do find it offensive, doesn't it? I mean, the first amendment doesn't specify truck nuts. But I mean, isn't that freedom of. Of speech?

[Christy Lee]

But who thought a truck.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, there may. That may be an argument.

[Christy Lee]

The guy who thought of truck nuts is a multimillionaire, if not a billionaire.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, without a doubt.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, wait a minute.

[Pat Godwin]

Didn't it originate from like a real bull testicle? Like they were trading and they put it up on the truck?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they did.

[Pat Godwin]

That's where I thought it came from.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, this is your nuts dot com. I'm not kidding how much they set.

[Chick McGee]

You back there, buddy?

[Tom Griswold]

Y o u R N u T.

[Christy Lee]

Can you get this?

[Tom Griswold]

The website is Z. I always, I.

[Josh Arnold]

Always thought it was just a joke of a ball hitch. And so somebody went, hey, let's hang.

[Chick McGee]

Some balls on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they have. You can get a 16 inch Caucasian flesh tone. A 16 inch black tone. You can get them in red or blue.

[Josh Arnold]

I like the chrome.

[Pat Godwin]

Are they all metal? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

How do they.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my gosh. I had no, there's. They have different sizes.

[Josh Arnold]

What are they cost?

[Tom Griswold]

Let me click on one. Let's see now.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder if rubber wears more better or.

[Josh Arnold]

Or steel funnier.

[Tom Griswold]

They hang down the four and they look hairy. The four inches are $5.

[Josh Arnold]

They're only $5.

[Tom Griswold]

Those [e-mail] with the Z. Oh, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are for like your motorcycle?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I guess.

[Christy Lee]

Biker balls.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you ever had to explain a pair of trucks nuts to a child?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

That's got to be slightly awkward, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but to make them illegal seems.

[Christy Lee]

Do they have the female equivalent?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, like in the front of the car.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying. I don't see it on this website.

[Josh Arnold]

It's kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What would that look like?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I guess cars. Some cars do have bras.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. In any event, they're all out there. They may. Oh, they make them for weeks. Wheelchairs.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's classy.

[Josh Arnold]

Now that is funny.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that's funny.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Especially if you put them on. Well, no, never mind.

[Christy Lee]

We'll be right back.

[Tom Griswold]

How about. How about flag colored truck nuts?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know, you can love your country and your balls.

[Christy Lee]

These colors don't run.

[Chick McGee]

The chrome ones are like 35 bucks. But.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you look at those.

[Chick McGee]

Those are really.

[Josh Arnold]

I know again, now that I see.

[Christy Lee]

That there again they are.

[Tom Griswold]

They are against the law in Idaho.

[Christy Lee]

They are really anatomically correct.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the name of Governor Buzzkill?

[Chick McGee]

His name is Brad Little.

[Christy Lee]

I feel like I'm looking in the mirror.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much. Once again, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Christy Lee]

My God.

[Josh Arnold]

Did a treat.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC insurance news desk.

[Chick McGee]

Howdy, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Jess Hooker.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Chick McGee. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you enjoying Chick.

[Christy Lee]

I'm happy having a peanut.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, those are good. Thank Go Riley Auto Parts for all your car care needs. I'm not sure if they have peanuts or not, but you could ask. Get the parts and service you need fast from professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you, O'Reilly. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom program. It's great to be here. Did you introduce everybody? Yes.

[Chick McGee]

What are you listening to?

[Josh Arnold]

That's an insane question.

[Tom Griswold]

I was over. I was over here reading, reading, reading something.

[Chick McGee]

What were you reading?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm getting ready for the show.

[Christy Lee]

You're not good at this. Again.

[Josh Arnold]

Getting ready for the show.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we're doing the show.

[Tom Griswold]

There's this weird story about, About a plumber. I don't think I sent it to you yet, Christy. I was just reading this. This guy is accused of re. Clogging the pipes of a restaurant after there was apparently, apparently a. A dispute about the bill.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I love this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't want to get any names here. He allegedly went back to the place and allegedly re. Recogged the pipes. Put it that way. Not by, you know, not actually. He didn't actually sit down. Yes, allegedly. These are all allegations. The police are now involved and it's pretty ugly. That is. That's. I wonder if that's a common thing you're supposed to do if you're a plumber.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

You free open the pipes and then.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, you don't pay me, I clog them back up. Oh, I'm sure we'll have a friend of ours chime in at some point.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's why we were supposed to save that story for the next break.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you asked what I was. I was reading about it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I get it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, it's our fault. We're sorry.

[Chick McGee]

I do need a good plumber. Oh, do we have somebody on staff?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, now you're doing an upper decker, Ms. Hooker.

[Pat Godwin]

Only like three or four times.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right. Haven't we all?

[Tom Griswold]

Come on, nothing funnier. I'm sorry, I don't.

[Christy Lee]

I want to know who thought of.

[Josh Arnold]

Anybody who's done that.

[Pat Godwin]

Have you ever been the victim of one?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I don't think anybody does that.

[Tom Griswold]

All.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it's happened.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's happened here, no?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't do it. Somebody, the guy that. I put it this. The guy that did it can't do it anymore. Oh, wait a minute. That's gonna sound like it was an Ace.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean he had a trip over a. He has a bag. Is that what you're saying?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. He is a disability.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he has a box.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's just move forward. Christie.

[Christy Lee]

He's dead.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

I know he's.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

You need to shut up right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he could do it, but it might. He might get hurt falling. We have Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would you.

[Chick McGee]

I can't be anywhere else right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would you do an upper? Decorate your own own work? Yeah. You also have to deal with the consequences.

[Chick McGee]

There are other bathrooms still.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but it never smells that bad to you, right? Isn't that how things work?

[Tom Griswold]

It just. It just adds a certain sort of juvenile component to the entire.

[Chick McGee]

Like, we need that, you know, it.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of cheers everybody up that you're working with a bunch of clowns. I'm sorry, Christy, you had some interesting news.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if you're interested in tramp stamps, but apparently they're making a call comeback. That's according.

[Josh Arnold]

So to speak.

[Chick McGee]

According to Ms. Melissa Martel, a Cleveland based tattoo artist. She told Allure magazine the infamous lower back tattoos that were popular in the 90s are having a renaissance period. Mrs. Martel said she's seen more clients request this placement with young women looking to embrace the one contra once controversial moniker. She said women are reclaiming negative stereotypes which were once used to disparage them as a form of empowerment. As for the types of tattoos that are popular for the modern tramp stamp, she says they vary from floral and ornamental designs to bold abstracts. Weren't they just. I don't know, I.

[Josh Arnold]

They're pretty cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You like the tramp stamp?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, some of them are really are cool designs. Yeah, absolutely. But. So what's the new name? We shouldn't call them Tramp Stamps.

[Tom Griswold]

The mark of a.

[Josh Arnold]

Fun loving.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly why they're.

[Josh Arnold]

That sounded very crucible of you.

[Christy Lee]

I thought we already. Yeah, we already chose Butt hat. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Remember?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like butt hat.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't?

[Christy Lee]

No. You like the mark of a whore? We know.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. No, no. I mean just the mark of a.

[Christy Lee]

The mark of the.

[Tom Griswold]

Then it s. Then it sounds like some kind of a cult.

[Pat Godwin]

Have you ever seen one in the wild?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No kidding?

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sure. No, I mean, if you go to any swimming pool.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They're everywhere.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It wasn't everywhere.

[Pat Godwin]

It wasn't a one on one encounter.

[Tom Griswold]

They were 20 years ago.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you ever Frosted one.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I prefer the. I prefer the term glaze. Could you get out of the gutter?

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have a son, Pat?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Well, I have a song. This is a. Song's a lie because I had Kim on my shoulder for the purposes of this. Yeah, I have a kid. I had a Kim tattoo. Kim on his shoulder.

[Tom Griswold]

You just said. You just said. You came on.

[Josh Arnold]

You didn't have a boyfriend with bad angles.

[Tom Griswold]

First of all, congratulations.

[Josh Arnold]

I have Kim.

[Tom Griswold]

The name Kim.

[Christy Lee]

He must have been hanging upside down or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know, sometimes you can aim straight as anything and it does whatever it wants. Yeah, but this is called butt tattoo, so I.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's a Tom Petty tribute. I'm sure he feels tributed. He's dead, Josh. Oh, show some respect. I married Kim. Felt like the right thing to do down in Jamaica. She got my name tattooed. We were drunk at. I got her name tattooed too. Oh, Kim on my ass cheek. Well, you sure miss her, don't you? I do. I do not. We got divorced. She got house. I got shingles. I'm at my apartment pool now. Starting to mingle. I should get this tat removed cuz I'm newly single. But it's costly and very painful. Right, Jess?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

How painful is it?

[Pat Godwin]

So painful.

[Josh Arnold]

How painful? We have another cord to go.

[Pat Godwin]

Really, really, really painful.

[Josh Arnold]

Done. Kim's on my ass forever. There on my butt. Tattoo my attention. His wife's on my ass right now saying the alimony's past due. It's true.

[Christy Lee]

Jess.

[Josh Arnold]

Give me a little something right here. One more chord. Woo my. Go in the grave wide open. Bury me with my Kim tattoo. She'll be on my ass forever. Whispering at the grave site. Your child support is due. It's true. But I'm getting a Paula tattoo right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. Nice save.

[Christy Lee]

How nice?

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice save.

[Josh Arnold]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I have a question. I know they say write what you know and many of your songs are based on your life. Did your former mate get your name tattooed?

[Josh Arnold]

And indeed, yeah, on her ankle.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

She started the trend.

[Tom Griswold]

So I had to get drunk in.

[Josh Arnold]

Miami and get her name on my left.

[Chick McGee]

Does she still have it there?

[Josh Arnold]

I. I have not. I'm gonna ask this question very carefully. I did see a picture of her and it looked like it was covered up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And you Time ago. The picture was four years ago.

[Chick McGee]

Was this the first Kim?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. There are many Kims.

[Chick McGee]

I know know. It's hard to find. It's hard to follow your kids since that didn't Work.

[Josh Arnold]

I changed that trend, and now things are working. Yeah. Good.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you cover up your cam?

[Tom Griswold]

You never see this. It looks.

[Josh Arnold]

Except the bad signal. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, really? I haven't seen it.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like someone took the Bat signal mangle, made it out of pudding, and then crushed it with their foot. Is that wrong?

[Josh Arnold]

I do not think it looks bad.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think it looks bad either.

[Josh Arnold]

Right now.

[Pat Godwin]

Take it off, baby. Take it off.

[Christy Lee]

Crushed it with their.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay. Yeah, that's fine. That's fine.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it looks cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

See my nipples always.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no tattoos there, though.

[Pat Godwin]

I love you, hairy chest.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Are you confused by your feelings?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. I can't get. I can't pin. Hook her down. I can't tell. First it's lesbian, then it's not. No.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm all over the place.

[Tom Griswold]

Bad is hot. You are a. A pansexual.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that what they call them?

[Tom Griswold]

And everything open to everything.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I don't. I don't. Yeah, whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. She likes cooking pan.

[Tom Griswold]

And you. And you do. You're having your tattoo removed, right?

[Pat Godwin]

You have a. I am. Yeah. But there's. It's. It's. It's wild, the things you can and can't do when you're having tattoos removed. Like, I'm having these infusions we've talked about. You get them too. And you can't have any medical procedures while you're. So I've had to put the pause button on removal.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gotcha.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So remember when we were in Kentucky, we were talking to that couple of years ago, Talk to the woman who had a tattoo removal business. Remember what she said? The number one tattoo.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, Wedding rings.

[Tom Griswold]

The wedding ring tattoo was the one she took over off the most. And she said, that really hurts.

[Christy Lee]

I bet it'll cost you a house.

[Pat Godwin]

I had. I had tattoos removed from my fingers, and it was the most painful thing I think, of all.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, didn't you have the mustache thing?

[Pat Godwin]

I did. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You could hold your fingers up to your face and they're gone.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they're gone. They're gone.

[Tom Griswold]

And that hurt.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it hurts so bad. Way worse than having it put on.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But the. The. The tramp stamp is back.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently we need a cool new celebratory name for them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like the Mark of the musically?

[Josh Arnold]

I did, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds like it's something as you from some swashbuckler movie.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it sounds. Yeah, it's very puritanical.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, like an Errol Flynn would come out. Are you wearing the mark of the whore?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

The mark of the whore.

[Tom Griswold]

The mark of Zoro.

[Josh Arnold]

The mark of the whore.

[Christy Lee]

I like it. What does it do then?

[Tom Griswold]

The mark of Zorro.

[Chick McGee]

I always wondered why people got tattoos they can't see. Because you wouldn't be able to see.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but it's not for you.

[Chick McGee]

Beautiful.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You can't see it. What do you mean?

[Pat Godwin]

Your daughter's having to feel that way because I can't see the back of my arm and I forget what I have back there.

[Chick McGee]

Ava's got a beautiful hummingbird on the back of her shoulder and it's gorgeous.

[Tom Griswold]

Only fans.

[Josh Arnold]

It's great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Did you see how much you pay her?

[Tom Griswold]

$10.

[Chick McGee]

She needs the money, but I thought. Why don't you have that where you can see it?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, I don't know. I don't get it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's for somebody else. That's the whole thing.

[Chick McGee]

There is nobody else. It's for her. I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, not your daughter's case. I'm talking about when you have the mark of the horror in your ass.

[Josh Arnold]

He loves it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he loves it.

[Pat Godwin]

He say it as much as we hate it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm sure that's very erotic for some G. The mark of the mark. Well, Tom Griswold, you're welcome. Coming up, we're going to talk with comedian Al Jackson. We have interesting Asian food news, if you will, and a cool Beatles story. Can we get a Beatles tribute from you, Pat?

[Josh Arnold]

I'd love to.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm very excited about this Beatles story.

[Christy Lee]

And is this the four movie thing?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't have that story.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Seems like a cash grab, but maybe not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it seems like a terrible idea.

[Chick McGee]

They need more money right now.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

H E L P betterhelp.com BTShow Once again, coming up on Interesting, interesting thing. Coming from the world of Asian food, you're going to be quite surprised. And then you've heard of chipping your dog. How about chipping people? We're going to find out what that's all about when we return. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and to Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the mom and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh couldn't be here. He's checking his new tattoo.

[Christy Lee]

Christy Lee's here. There's Jess Hooker, Pat Godwood. Josh Arnold would be here if he.

[Chick McGee]

Josh would get a butt.

[Josh Arnold]

Wisely cared.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Chick McGee at the orange insoles.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

If it's a butt head on a gun, what would you call it?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we had a prison. We should explain. We had a, we had a news story about the so called return of the tramp stamp and Josh is too modest to mention his so called tramp stamp. It's, it's so literary. It's, it's a portrait of Walt Whitman shaking hands with Herman Melville right over his gluteal cleft. That's, that's nice.

[Chick McGee]

Conversation starter.

[Tom Griswold]

Good conversation starter. Explain to one of these strumpets who these two writers are and thought you.

[Josh Arnold]

Were gonna go with a hooker. With the dominoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, maybe. Go. Do you ever read Leaves of Grass that you take? No, I really doubt it. But that's not her job.

[Christy Lee]

How's that feel? That's not my job. Not my job.

[Tom Griswold]

What? Wait, in what country? Shut.

[Josh Arnold]

That was Freddie Prince.

[Tom Griswold]

Junior. Okay, okay, okay. Very nice, Freddie.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry, that was regular Freddie Prince.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Dead Freddie Prince.

[Christy Lee]

He's very dead.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now we return to the SILAC Insurance news desk. Christy Lee is womanning it. And what have we got going?

[Chick McGee]

A Brazilian model who appeared in Playboy says she's still suffering the side effects of the so called beauty chip she had implanted and later removed. Mr. Mr. Ms. Jenny Prozeras spent nearly $6,000 to get these subcutaneous hormonal implants that were marketed as promoting weight loss, boosting libido, suppressing menstruation and reducing.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never, never heard of this.

[Chick McGee]

Well, because you haven't heard of a lot of things that women.

[Josh Arnold]

But I hadn't heard of this either. You guys have?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I have.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't understand.

[Chick McGee]

They're like subcutaneous birth control pills.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Releases the medicine.

[Chick McGee]

The rods that they go in your eye.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I've heard of that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure, it's similar to that.

[Tom Griswold]

This sounds like it's electronic.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

It's like a, they call it pellets and they usually put them in your butt.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Because this says beauty chip. Okay, sorry, I thought it was butt cheek.

[Chick McGee]

Or they put them in your upper arm.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a beauty chip. What did you think it was?

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was some electronic. Oh, oh, you know, it's like Doritos. I mean, eat too many of those, you're gonna have a big fat ass.

[Chick McGee]

She says she suffered infections after getting.

[Christy Lee]

I don't have a wonderful product.

[Tom Griswold]

I know you just, if you, you know, just can't eat all of them.

[Chick McGee]

The 35 year old said she suffered kidney complications, hair loss and clitoral enlargement.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

As big as a Buick.

[Tom Griswold]

Does that mean she grew a penis?

[Josh Arnold]

You got half a hot dog now.

[Chick McGee]

She kept quote unquote, beauty chips in for two years before getting them.

[Christy Lee]

There are some guys who like the bigger.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They want them like a cigar butt.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like the Reader's Digest Large Print Edition.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's easier to find.

[Christy Lee]

Lord, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But no one's ever compared that to Reader's Digest. That's the beauty of this show.

[Josh Arnold]

Histogram of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no one's gonna say he stole that joke.

[Christy Lee]

It looks like Andre the Giant Stone.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I'm sorry, so this is not.

[Chick McGee]

A. I, it's not an electronic device.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I just assumed it was because you can, you chip a dog.

[Christy Lee]

Well, what happens when you.

[Pat Godwin]

So it was like an apple Tag.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm totally serious. I didn't realize it.

[Chick McGee]

They shouldn't call it quotation marks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They shouldn't call a chip, then.

[Josh Arnold]

It's all right. So, what, she's suing or. What is she mad about? Or what the hell?

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, there's a photograph of her. She's a knockout.

[Chick McGee]

She says she's suffering from.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to know what she's suffering when. This first photograph. Her lips are all pouty, but that must have worn off.

[Chick McGee]

She says the symptoms have lingered for three years, even after getting.

[Tom Griswold]

What have they put in their lips to make them puff out like that? Collagen.

[Chick McGee]

Juvederm. Yeah. Filler.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't care what.

[Christy Lee]

None of my pants will fit.

[Chick McGee]

Juvederm is a brand name of.

[Josh Arnold]

Not those lips.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I've naturally plump lips. I'm very kissable.

[Christy Lee]

Let me see.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, these are.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. You are.

[Tom Griswold]

These are absurdly large. She looks like.

[Chick McGee]

Lips are absurdly duck lips.

[Tom Griswold]

She looks like this.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't like that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, you think you're a good kisser, huh?

[Christy Lee]

You think he's messing with his lips right now?

[Tom Griswold]

This is what her lips look like.

[Josh Arnold]

You look like the Predator.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well.

[Josh Arnold]

He didn't answer your question.

[Tom Griswold]

The gentleman never would ever discuss it.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Pat, are you a good kisser? Yes. Yeah, man. Nice. Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you. Haven't you ever seen him kiss my ass? Every day.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, that's pretty funny. You do seem to like it.

[Christy Lee]

I agree with whatever you're saying, Tom. It's the best.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That was.

[Josh Arnold]

You can be funny.

[Tom Griswold]

He doesn't.

[Christy Lee]

He doesn't trust it. I don't know why he doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Is. Is it time for a song from Pat?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't. We have a Beatles story that you want?

[Chick McGee]

I don't have a Beatles story.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. I thought I.

[Josh Arnold]

You could tell it's.

[Christy Lee]

Going on.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I'm too busy doing things over here. Show preparation.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember we were doing the show 20 minutes ago, and he goes, I'm trying to get ready for the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Stirring his tea. I had.

[Christy Lee]

Happens a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

My. My day was. I have my day timed out to the second.

[Josh Arnold]

We all experienced the same.

[Tom Griswold]

And I had to. I had to go pick up Mike Mark, that threw me off by 45.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like to know how that threw me. Mike Markoff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Poor guy.

[Tom Griswold]

He was standing in front of his house hitchhiking. Thought that was very funny.

[Josh Arnold]

That is funny.

[Tom Griswold]

At 4 in the morning, some dude standing out there. Laugh here. This is from the Associated Press. Beatles biopics cast revealed.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Okay. I found it.

[Tom Griswold]

Sony Pictures has announced the actors who will portray the four Beatles. They're making four separate movies.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

Very. However you say.

[Chick McGee]

Paul Mescal will play Paul McCartney.

[Tom Griswold]

Who now?

[Chick McGee]

Paul Mescal will play Paul McCartney.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Joseph Quinn. George Harrison. Barry Keon as Ringo Starr.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good choice.

[Chick McGee]

I love him. And Harris Dickinson as John Lennon. Sam Menendez is directing, though. Do you like his movies?

[Josh Arnold]

Sam Mendes.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yes, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

You know who's up? Oh, and I just read this. What's his name? You know, who's playing Pete Beat Best?

[Josh Arnold]

Who?

[Tom Griswold]

Brian Dunkelman.

[Josh Arnold]

Hell of a joke. That is very. I'm sorry. It's a very cool ass right now.

[Chick McGee]

That was a great job.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, kiss ass. Giving you a standing ovation.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a great.

[Chick McGee]

That was a great.

[Josh Arnold]

For those who get that. They get it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, they were gonna have Pete Best play himself, but then they fired him. Poor guy.

[Christy Lee]

You can't hold a job.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you get the Brian Duckleman show?

[Pat Godwin]

I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

He was in here.

[Chick McGee]

Brian Dunkelman's been in here. Does that say something about.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a nice guy?

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

I played golf with him. He's a very nice guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it just repeat Best. I mean, you. You're missing.

[Christy Lee]

Imagine anything more horrible. Can you imagine that? Playing golf with day on the golf course with Dunkelman?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's great.

[Chick McGee]

He was great.

[Christy Lee]

So anyway, that's when they. Well, I guess I was fired. Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

Was he fired or did he choose to leave?

[Josh Arnold]

Documentary about, I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

But just every time he turns on, you know, Wheel of Fortune and. Oh, there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there he is again.

[Tom Griswold]

Could have been my gig.

[Pat Godwin]

Does this show have a Pete Best or a. A Brian Dunkelman type situation? Somebody who.

[Josh Arnold]

That's interesting.

[Pat Godwin]

Was with it and then wasn't let.

[Josh Arnold]

Go from the show.

[Pat Godwin]

You mean a long time maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. I'll tell you later.

[Christy Lee]

He called me when I went to San Diego. He called me Pete Bestford. Six months. He wouldn't stop. But by the time I. By the time he stopped, I was back.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have a Beatles song, Pat?

[Josh Arnold]

You want to hear it?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, look at you playing the keyboard.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're just joining us. Thank you very much. If you're just joining us. So this is the Babaton program. We're coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. The tinkling you're hearing is me.

[Josh Arnold]

And also Pat's playing organ.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat Godwin over there. You have a little Beetle tribute.

[Josh Arnold]

Now that I'm older Life isn't fair with a midlife bankruptcy I'm late on every payment with the balance due can't pay my doctor, he's gonna sue Gigs have dried up can't get a loan I've never been before or will you still love me? Put no one above me if my credit score was 364. Don't you love that tune?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I make fun of the Beatles on here because you guys. Well, just. I'm trying to just merch things you love, but I.

[Christy Lee]

They're great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And hopefully these movies will be good. What do you think? None of the biopics are any good.

[Chick McGee]

Are they going to go that isn't true.

[Tom Griswold]

Name a good one.

[Pat Godwin]

The Queen one.

[Josh Arnold]

Queen one was good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Queen one is a lie Label.

[Chick McGee]

Columba.

[Pat Godwin]

That was great.

[Tom Griswold]

The Queen one was an. That's brilliant.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree. Ray is great. I really like Walk the Line.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The line was good. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But the Queen one is a fiction.

[Josh Arnold]

It is, but they didn't give the going to the nitty gritty.

[Christy Lee]

What about Dewey Cox? That was a good one.

[Josh Arnold]

That was good and very accurate.

[Christy Lee]

Wrong here. Wrong kid died.

[Josh Arnold]

Everyone, everyone who was there says, oh yeah, that. That was exactly how it happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Jack White was Elvis Presley.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never seen Coal Miner's Daughter. How's that? It's pretty good. I just got the book recently. I'll read it.

[Chick McGee]

Is that CC Spacek? Yeah, yeah. Ready to move on?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm ready.

[Josh Arnold]

How's the Glenn Miller story? I never heard pause.

[Christy Lee]

What about the Glenn Miller story? I never like your speed.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the. The Dylan one's pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

But Amadeus, that's pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

You like the recent Dylan?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was a lot better than that one. What was the one they tried to make about Greenwich village in the 60s?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they kind of did a fictional version of what happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was really a bad movie. Yeah. Lewin David, that was bad.

[Chick McGee]

Hooters has filed for bankruptcy protection. Under the plan, 100 company owned US restaurants will be sold to a group of Hooters franchisees.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't looked, but how many newspapers are going to print Hooters goes bust.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's good.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, their earnings are. Have sagged.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah, Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't get it though, because I just Read an article last week about. What's the other one? Mountain Dew. What's it called? Twin Peaks. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Mountain Dew.

[Tom Griswold]

I was close.

[Christy Lee]

I thought that was a softer.

[Tom Griswold]

It is. I'm sorry. I just read an article. Twin Peaks is booming.

[Chick McGee]

No, not here. It didn't. It did not do well.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the public offering did okay.

[Chick McGee]

I was thinking of Tilted Kill. Twin Peaks.

[Tom Griswold]

Twin Peaks. Every time I go by there.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. They're two different ones.

[Josh Arnold]

They're stacked over there.

[Tom Griswold]

But.

[Christy Lee]

Are you responsible for shutting down the restaurant? That was where.

[Tom Griswold]

Responsible for that. Made a couple adjustments on the menu and caused some young lady to have a metal break.

[Josh Arnold]

Now Hooters isn't going anywhere. It's just.

[Chick McGee]

No, they just sold to franchises.

[Josh Arnold]

That's good.

[Chick McGee]

They include Hooters. Founders currently operate 14 of the 30 highest volume hooters restaurants in the United States.

[Josh Arnold]

I have been to the very first hooters based way. St. Peter's yeah. Thank you. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not going away.

[Chick McGee]

No, they're not going.

[Tom Griswold]

Because then that'd be a much better headline.

[Josh Arnold]

What would it be?

[Tom Griswold]

Hooter says tata. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Christy, make sure you keep us abreast of what's going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, these are all great. Oh, I wish I could use the T word.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you've used it all week. Yeah. What's stopping you today?

[Tom Griswold]

You remember that? Heard the phrase going tease up. I love that phrase.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's very.

[Tom Griswold]

I can. I can remember the first guy that I heard say that. It just cracked me.

[Josh Arnold]

I hate the T word.

[Pat Godwin]

You do?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a boob.

[Tom Griswold]

I do not like the word. Can be funny.

[Christy Lee]

How about them boobs?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, it can. Especially. And you're right. Tee up is funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Boobs up isn't funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. I also. There's one of my favorite radio personalities. He always.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

Not this room.

[Josh Arnold]

He always. His name's Grant Random and he always says, oh, that's T plural. So he'll say, oh, okay. Yeah. As if something's cool or fun or whatever.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He goes, man, that really is the T. Yeah. It makes me laugh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's. That's a good one. So. So I'm Hooters is.

[Chick McGee]

They're gonna filing for bankruptcy protection, but they hopefully will be. Okay. Let's keep our.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's part of it is because you can, you know, order whatever your favorite wings, have them delivered and masturbate at home.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They give you plenty of wet nap.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, isn't that the whole thing of the waitresses?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, but I do like their food.

[Pat Godwin]

I haven't been in a long time.

[Chick McGee]

Me either.

[Josh Arnold]

I may have to go today for seven hours. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much. Now we have to.

[Josh Arnold]

What if I just got so drunk at Hooters, just made a scene, and.

[Chick McGee]

You had to call one of us to come get you?

[Josh Arnold]

Like.

[Christy Lee]

Like they start grabbing?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Hey, come on. I'm Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Did one of you guys dress as a Hooters girl?

[Christy Lee]

I. I did.

[Chick McGee]

I thought so.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not. I don't know how you missed that, Josh. Maybe it's time we do it again.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. I'm out do any of that crap anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

We made chick just dress up as a Hooters girl.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet you struck quite a figure.

[Christy Lee]

I held my own.

[Josh Arnold]

Are there pictures?

[Christy Lee]

Not at all.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you wear a wig, too?

[Christy Lee]

I forget.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

Or the stocking things. I remember that. And the orange and the short shorts.

[Josh Arnold]

I like the stockings on the hoot Looters girls.

[Christy Lee]

I remember my nuts were crammed up to my neck. Unbelievable. Tom was doing just that. He'll stop crying in a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call fax, mail or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. I've got a letter for everybody. There's Christy and Pat. Jess. Hello, Josh. Hi, I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsols.com sports desk. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Speaking of truck nuts, book Dragon writes us. Yes, I have a bottle opener that is made from a kangaroo scrotum.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's wild.

[Christy Lee]

Think about that the rest of the morning. Love you all.

[Pat Godwin]

It says we have a putter that's.

[Chick McGee]

Made out of a. Oh, somebody made me that years ago. It's made out of a bull penis.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat, do you know where you get kangaroo nuts? No, Josh, I don't. From down under.

[Christy Lee]

Not bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Darn it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They're like. What is it? Deer nuts. What am I? Beer nuts. Deer nuts of beer.

[Josh Arnold]

They're just under a buck.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but they're. There's a joke there somewhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, welcome to. If Reader's Digest were just slightly more interesting partial jokes. No, thank you very much. Now, I was talking about.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's a better. Best guy. That's the best magazine to buy is Reader's Digest. You get all the magazines in one man.

[Josh Arnold]

We used to. We. We got it absolutely in our bathroom. It was Reader's Digest and Guideposts when I grew up. A lot to enjoy.

[Tom Griswold]

What is Guideposts?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Quick Lord, A word from the Lord.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice story.

[Tom Griswold]

While you're sitting down.

[Christy Lee]

No, while you're pooping.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of a bit.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that for Mama? Is that from Mama? I think my mom subscribed to that. Yeah, but we all remember. Read it. I liked it, but I mean, it doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

So now you. Every time you go to poop, you think about the Lord.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

Some people scream.

[Tom Griswold]

Lord Jesus. See, I think. Aren't you glad you brought this up? I blame you. I blame. I blame you down under. Time now to. I'm setting something up here.

[Christy Lee]

You know what you should do? Take the slide whistle home. And when you're on there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Plop.

[Josh Arnold]

The girls will enjoy that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We have a great actually wedding story coming up. But right now I have a little more detail about the plumber. This occurred in the great state of Indiana. A plumber is allegedly re. Clogged a restaurant, let's just say pipes following a dispute over a bill. Apparently the. The toilet, the offending toilet had been cleansed or whatever it was. And then it's now unclogged. No, it's clogged back up. It's very complicated. Apparently the. I mean, I guess if you don't get paid, you go back and you poop up the pipe. Don't you have a song Poop up the pipe?

[Josh Arnold]

I will. No, but I think we have somebody.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's someone on the line. Yeah, there's someone on the line.

[Josh Arnold]

Bob and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Exact care the plumber couldn't give two flushes about the competition.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, how are you?

[Christy Lee]

I'm good. Heard you talking about old sayings the other day your family had.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

My grandma Septic used to always say she was busier than a two pecker nat and an old wine jug. Not quite sure what that meant, but quite common.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys know my antiseptic?

[Christy Lee]

She was an obgyn. Know.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, what's the extra O for? Yeah, I. I don't know. She told me guys would always joke after the birth to put in an extra stitch form.

[Tom Griswold]

Uhhuh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, after I had my boy Little Eddy, they were stitching my old lady up. Doc asked if I wanted a stitch for me.

[Christy Lee]

I told him hell no.

[Josh Arnold]

Doc go ahead and sold that whole thing shut. Things been nothing but trouble since I met her. Anyway, I heard your story about the.

[Christy Lee]

Plumber who went in recog the pipe.

[Tom Griswold]

Allegedly. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the reason we got Big Bill on staff. If we have a commercial client who refuses to pay the bill, we send in Big Bill undercover.

[Christy Lee]

He lays a load that'll clog any pipe. Oh, Big Bill, how he does it.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know how he does it without sustaining some serious bruising. It's a heck of a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a septic client bounce two checks on me last week, so I unloaded the honey Dipper into his bass boat sitting in the driveway. Yeah, now every deck. So poop deck.

[Tom Griswold]

Awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

Good luck cleaning out your live wells, Ben Diesel. Anyway, I better run.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Grandpappy used to always say I'm busier.

[Christy Lee]

Than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. Hello?

[Josh Arnold]

All right, see you. We'll work on the phones.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, whatever.

[Pat Godwin]

He's on the. He's. He's in the work truck. He couldn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, whatever.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, play along.

[Josh Arnold]

I played along. We all played along. It wasn't easy.

[Chick McGee]

Are we doing today in history today or are we gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you want to do that? What day is today?

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it's April.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. All right. Give me a second here.

[Christy Lee]

It's April turd.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, it works out today in history.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is interesting. Happy birthday to Doris Day.

[Chick McGee]

Que sera, sera. Whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that movie, that famous movie, Pillow Biters?

[Josh Arnold]

I believe it's pillow talk. Rock Hudson.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Remember that? Remember the Doorste show on. On the TV? I think it was on C. CBS. Billy DeWolf was her boss. Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very funny guy.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

1924. Marlon Brando. Give me a shove. Got very, very large at the end. I like to eat like food. Jane Goodall. Goodall good. She's the chimpanzee lady.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, she's 91 today.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you're correct.

[Christy Lee]

There's something nefarious going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Wayne Newton, born in this state in 1942. They call.

[Chick McGee]

He's still alive.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Vegas. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, there's nicknames. Fig.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, of course. I know they're not saying Fig.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, tough crowd. David Hyde. Pierce, which is.

[Josh Arnold]

And Pierce Hyde.

[Tom Griswold]

David Sentence.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

David Hyde pairs the great Eddie Murphy, born in this state in 1961. He said he's the greatest. I mean, he's so good in everything. He's.

[Josh Arnold]

He was a real joy to watch on that SNL 50th anniversary.

[Pat Godwin]

That was one of my favorite.

[Josh Arnold]

He was having a really good time, it seemed like. And. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And Tracy Morgan. It was great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. 1973. Adam Scott. The actor.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not the golfer. He's in that show Severance everybody's talking about.

[Pat Godwin]

Very good.

[Chick McGee]

You're watching that, right?

[Christy Lee]

I tried.

[Tom Griswold]

I was.

[Christy Lee]

I watched the whole thing and I don't know if it's finished or not.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I was. Yeah. Someone told me it's. Is it the new Lost?

[Chick McGee]

I watched the first episode. I was Lost.

[Christy Lee]

It's been compared to Lost.

[Tom Griswold]

The confusing ending. Kobe Smolders.

[Chick McGee]

Who's that?

[Christy Lee]

Is it Kobe or Colby?

[Josh Arnold]

Because the L is there, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Is it Kobe Smolders?

[Christy Lee]

How are you spelling Kobe?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that an actress?

[Josh Arnold]

C O, L, B, Y. Isn't that what it is?

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was C O, L, B I, E, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it is. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, she was in How I married your mother, right?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I've never heard of her. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I just know for the line of shampoos.

[Josh Arnold]

What's. What line of shampoos?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that head and smolders? Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say she's always. She just remember always on fire.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the bitch.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

From the head shampoo.

[Josh Arnold]

That's one of my favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we're not allowed to play it. Well, that was a love that one. 1998. Paris Jackson.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Michael Jackson's alleged child.

[Chick McGee]

I get something to do with it. Maybe a sperm or two.

[Tom Griswold]

I doubt it. See the DNA test on that one.

[Pat Godwin]

Still be your dad.

[Tom Griswold]

TV guide published for the first time in 1952. Is that still out there?

[Christy Lee]

I used to have a collection of.

[Josh Arnold]

TV Guide like Frank Estanza.

[Pat Godwin]

Frank, Really?

[Christy Lee]

I sure did. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

I want to say I had over a couple hundred.

[Josh Arnold]

We never got it.

[Chick McGee]

We never. It was too expensive.

[Josh Arnold]

We had the newspaper in the newspaper.

[Pat Godwin]

That was folded up and quartered.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we had the newspaper one.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't it the most subscribed to magazine in the country?

[Christy Lee]

I bet one at one point it was the number one industry in Radner, Pennsylvania. I know that.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember their cheers and jeers section?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Pat Godwin]

It wasn't just the TV schedule.

[Christy Lee]

They had a thumbs up. Oh no. They had articles and everything and they had a crossword.

[Josh Arnold]

Now would you highlight.

[Christy Lee]

I would make my plans for the week.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's just. That's just being a good viewer.

[Josh Arnold]

I did it with the newspaper TV guy too. But you couldn't highlight it. We had to circle it with pen.

[Christy Lee]

I remember when they made. They made the big announcement that they weren't going to signify the programs were in color and anymore they were going to say they're in black and white.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Everything flipped. Ah, remember that, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

What was the last year for black and white? School pictures.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, school pictures.

[Tom Griswold]

60.

[Josh Arnold]

Ours were except. What? Even in high school, except the seniors. Theirs were in color.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, these are my yearbook.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

But yes, seniors were in color. I think he meant for print. Like to take.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, when you'd go in and get your picture.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm sorry. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I was gonna say I think.

[Pat Godwin]

I think my dad was born in 60 and all of his. Because he has his class pictures. Those are all in Color. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So. Yeah, I. I know I had someone black and white. My mom's favorite picture, unfortunately, was. I had this huge shanker.

[Josh Arnold]

You like a cold sore. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Right. The fourth grade and she. Well, you're pretty active.

[Christy Lee]

That girl across the street gave me that to you, didn't he? Didn't she, He. Whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

Whatever you're into.

[Tom Griswold]

Very unfortunate cold sore. The.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, now you get a second chance.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You do retake every take day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they do retake day.

[Chick McGee]

It says up until the mid-40s, the majority of all photographs were black and white.

[Josh Arnold]

The mid-40s?

[Chick McGee]

It seems like it was a lot longer than that.

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

My school pictures, when I was.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

My black and white.

[Christy Lee]

All my yearbooks, freshman through senior, they're all in black. Black and white. I know that.

[Tom Griswold]

They still print yearbooks or. No, they just all digital.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they do.

[Chick McGee]

They print yearbooks? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

My kids had them all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever look at them?

[Pat Godwin]

I looked at mine the other day because we were trying to remember. I looked at my middle school yearbook. We were trying to remember this. These two girls that got into a fight and we couldn't remember their last names.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

So I'm still looking for Wendy. Wendy, what's your last name? You punched Carrie Ward square in the face.

[Tom Griswold]

Remind me to tell you my story about panties and yearbooks.

[Josh Arnold]

I looked at my yearbook the other day, opened it and it just went right to dust.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, like the old guy. Yeah. And Raiders. The lost. He chose poorly.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Text us at 888-26-2866. One more Bob and Tom. Next tales coming up.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Jess Hooker's here.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, trickster.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Chick McGee, the Orange Insouls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't want to catch you in mid stretch.

[Josh Arnold]

It looked good. It looked like.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I needed it.

[Christy Lee]

You were enjoying it.

[Tom Griswold]

Look, look. Looking good.

[Josh Arnold]

Very feline.

[Chick McGee]

You take a nap today?

[Tom Griswold]

I can't. I have things to do.

[Josh Arnold]

Nap with me.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm hoping to hook up with Al. On me. There we go. There he is. Al Jackson, ladies and gentlemen. Yes, Al, I can see you, but I can't hear you. Give me a 1, 2, 3, mic check.

[Al Jackson]

1, 2. Mic check.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. There we go.

[Al Jackson]

I. I heard Tom. I heard you guys talking about Severance. Me and my girl, we were watching it yesterday. Yesterday. I'm already. There's a lot of hallways.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Al Jackson]

And I can't tell what year they're in. It's. I don't know. I.

[Tom Griswold]

We're still.

[Al Jackson]

We're gonna power through it because when we start something, we. We continue it. But I. I don't know what's happening. Does anybody else.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't watched.

[Christy Lee]

The second I watched it, I finished it. And I can't tell you what happened. I don't. Because I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds terrible.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it does. I only watched one episode. I was done.

[Christy Lee]

It's certainly not. They're not straightforward.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You got to do a lot of. It's almost like taking a college course, actually. Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

What's your favorite abstract commentary on work.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Drudgery of it. I mean, that's what I've gotten from it now. But, I mean, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Al Jackson]

I don't know if that's right. And that's as far as I've gotten.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, what's your favorite of all those? Whatever you want to call them. Cable series, miniseries. Do you have any favorites? I always say the Americans was the best one ever. Or Mad Men. Which one did you like the most?

[Al Jackson]

Those are two great ones. In terms of, like, a condensed series. It's just like, a fixed amount of episodes. I am an undercover nerd, and I like. This show was on HBO. It was called Station Up 11. It was just basically, not to be depressing, but it's about really, like, the end of the world. Like, there's a flu that kills 80% of the population. Just how the world restarts. And it's, like, super interesting because we have all these structures, but, like, we don't have the Internet. We don't have microwaves. Like, really, people start to form their own, like, little fiefdom. So I like that. And obviously, the Wire, it just really helped explain to me because I never really knew what City hall did. I always thought that something adults knew. I get my 40s.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

What do you do down at City Hall? People are like, take this to city. I'm like, where do you go? What do you do down there?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've heard that's the best one, and I haven't seen it. So that's on. It's on my list. Al Jackson is our guest. Al Jackson is a comedian. He's, you're going to be in the studio with us. I know. Real soon. And Al is also well versed in the. The ways of the street, unlike. Unlike yours truly. So Al's duty on this show is to help me get a little bit more street hip.

[Christy Lee]

No, his duties to get you hip at all.

[Al Jackson]

Let it happen.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. I see. Al, what have you got for me today?

[Al Jackson]

Tom, I want to start off with a question before we get to any words. Tom, if somebody came up to you and said, hey, Tom, come guess what? I'm on the Raw app. R A W. What dating app would that be?

[Chick McGee]

The Raw app.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I know that I just heard the term raw used. I think I got it right. People on an airplane, they'll go raw, which means they won't have a book or a phone to look at.

[Chick McGee]

Raw dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Raw dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Which to me is a complete waste of a life. But. But, hey, whatever. Is that. Can you give it to me in a sentence?

[Christy Lee]

I think he just did.

[Al Jackson]

Well, no, I'll give you. I'm tired. And I will say this. I'll give you a real example. All of my friends that are still on the dating apps told me that 70%, 40 to 70% of the profiles on there are either scammers or fake pictures. Pictures. And I'm tired of it. So I'm on the Raw app. What makes the Raw app different, Tom, what would you think?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, maybe it's not an app at all. Is it just going out and meeting people in person?

[Al Jackson]

Well, that wouldn't really be great for the app.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that would be.

[Al Jackson]

That would be counterintuitive in the pitch meeting.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Al Jackson]

I need funding for an app that we don't want people to ever use or look at. No, it's interesting. I actually.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a high quality concept.

[Al Jackson]

It's very. It's very se. It's a severance concept, really, what the Raw app is. And at first I was like, that's stupid, but it's kind of genius. You have to take a picture of yourself every day.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Al Jackson]

And that eliminates people using fake photos.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oh, is this like the proof of life where you have to hold up a newspaper like you're Lee Oswald?

[Al Jackson]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Holding the rifle?

[Al Jackson]

Yes. Well, in this app, you're not a hostage, so I don't know if you need a newspaper that says help me on it. You just need to take a new picture. It can be whatever you want. But I mean, at first I was like, well, who would want to do that? And I'd be like, I don't know somebody that. If I was still on the apps, like, I have friends, my co host on my other podcast, she's on the apps and she's like, as soon as you get on, it's some guy saying, hey, I can't talk here, but let's go to one WhatsApp. They're just scammer people. They're people that went away. She told me she was dealing with this one guy and she showed me. They talked for like two weeks and she said, it's always a red flag. And men and women listen to this. She said, whenever you should ask somebody, where's your favorite place to hang out in the city. Because if you really live there, you would say, oh, I love going down by Bayside. They got great shops, apps on there. But when you're a scammer, you don't know that city. So they'll just be like, I like downtown.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's spelled wrong.

[Al Jackson]

So many scammers that it's like, you have to find a way to get around that. This app, even though it's named after an open marriage sex app, it's really a great idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that sounds interesting. And I speak of scammers, scams, if you notice this, as soon as you travel out of state, you start getting all these things, all these texts going, you have a ticket. You have to pay the ticket.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's a big deal right now.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the huge scam right now. I've been getting them now.

[Al Jackson]

It's ironic because I went to a Kansas City Chiefs game and I'm at the Kansas City Funny Bone this weekend. And when I was driving to Kansas, because we drove the last time, as soon as I crossed the state line, it was. I had the unpaid express toll lane. I get those because I have one of the express toll, like that, the other lane. And they, they'll always say, you have something unpaid. You have something unpaid. And so it's just weird that things that come directly to you are scams. And they look so accurate and real.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I keep getting a thing from a bank that I don't do any business with that I have to make a mortgage, mortgage payment, too. Now.

[Chick McGee]

You think people would go, wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, I go, wait a second. I'm sure it's a fine bank. I just don't have to deal with them. And I guess, are people stupid enough to go, oh, dear God, I'm going to make my mortgage payment, guys. Okay. We're speaking with comedian Al Jackson. You're going to be in Kansas City at the Funny Bone.

[Al Jackson]

I will this weekend. I'll be in Kansas City and then I'll be there with you guys Monday and with Mr. Frank Caliendo for a bunch of dates. Louisville, Fort Wayne. We have so many, you know, in indie. Obviously. So go to Frank on stage or go to just my Instagram. All my dates are on there. And Tom, I have another word for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Go real quick.

[Al Jackson]

Don't forget my, my special. Uh, get on my Patreon. Al Jackson, 24 7. My brand new stand up special. Uh, Tom, I love this word.

[Tom Griswold]

It is Rio.

[Al Jackson]

When would you use the word Rio?

[Josh Arnold]

Rio.

[Tom Griswold]

Rio, Rio.

[Al Jackson]

It is an acronym.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is orifice the O?

[Al Jackson]

No, but it is now.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's not reaming. Okay, let me.

[Christy Lee]

How about raunchy? Raunchy Inside out. How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Inside out.

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Al Jackson]

But I love where your heads go.

[Tom Griswold]

Immediately give us one of the words.

[Chick McGee]

Ready?

[Josh Arnold]

Rank. Oh, rank and order. Yes.

[Al Jackson]

Ah, look at Josh coming out of nowhere.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it. Rank and order. Hey. Hey. What do you want for dinner tonight? Rank and order.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like. I don't. I like. Too long, didn't read more than.

[Josh Arnold]

That's my favorite of all time so far. I've been doing it to everybody.

[Pat Godwin]

I know. It's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Two word text. Too long, didn't read. Nobody cares for it.

[Tom Griswold]

How about rank and odor?

[Al Jackson]

There should be one for people our age because I've said this to friends before. This is too long to text. Like I, I have a certain. I have a text bandwidth and I'll just be like, I'm going to call you because this is ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Al Jackson]

So I want what we need 1 like an acronym for gonna call. Too many texts.

[Chick McGee]

That's just say call.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Your texting device is also a phone. Well, that's cool. I gotta get one of those. Well, thank you very much, Al Jackson. We'll see you Monday.

[Al Jackson]

I can't wait to see your shining face.

[Josh Arnold]

See ya.

[Tom Griswold]

Al.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, if you have back pain, hip pain, knee pain, it's affecting your daily routine. You know it. What kind of support is currently in your shoes, I ask you? I'd bet. I bet it's that same thin liner that came with the shoes. Well, that's a nothing, isn't it? Just a slice of baloney and floppy. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Pointless.

[Josh Arnold]

No structure.

[Tom Griswold]

Much like your life.

[Josh Arnold]

The average person out there.

[Christy Lee]

Let'S not try to insult them before they buy an orange. Insoles.

[Josh Arnold]

But much like Me in this room. Those are giving you no support. If you work on your feet all day, you're putting stress on your body. Orange insoles offer arch support. They give you deep heel cups that work better in your shoes to help support your body, giving you better alignment and alleviating that discomfort. Find the right fit for you and whatever shoe you wear with their insole quiz, you go to orangeinsoles.com, you let them know whether you're wearing work boots, sneakers, dress shoes, running shoes. Shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

I got my money shoes. This is really becoming my. This is becoming my favorite part of the show.

[Pat Godwin]

You're doing great. Keep going.

[Tom Griswold]

Where's my shoes?

[Pat Godwin]

You got this.

[Tom Griswold]

And now words that rhyme with kit. My socks are all wet.

[Josh Arnold]

Where's my shoes? Running shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

If you chooses to wear running shoes, you want to have orange in sols because it's good for your back.

[Chick McGee]

They're adorable.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there's an orange insole for you. There's no cutting required. They come true to size and they carry sizes 15 and up. Go to orangeinsouls.com they'll explain everything that I'm trying. You can get free shipping today. Plus orange insoles come with a 60 day we want you to be happy guarantee. So you have two months to check these things out and find that they're perfect for you and that discomfort that you've been experiencing is gone. That's orange insoles document. Feel better, do more.

[Tom Griswold]

They're great. Check it out. Thank you very much. Orange insoles also providing a television that you could win. Go to bob and tom.com contest. See about that. Orange and souls.com 4K Smart TV these are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold, Jess Hooker, Christy Lee. Hi, Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Chick Magee. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, I'm just looking at these truck nuts.

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

We had a news story earlier today. That is it Idaho.

[Chick McGee]

Idaho. Yes, it's. They ban truck nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

Truck nuts actually illegal, which is unique.

[Josh Arnold]

Unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

Idaho, Weedaho, Utah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you notice this? Are you looking at this website, Christy?

[Chick McGee]

I was earlier.

[Tom Griswold]

Wayne, did you notice that the truck nuts on older trucks hang lower?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Isn't that funny?

[Christy Lee]

No, they don't, do they?

[Chick McGee]

Gravity is a rough thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you sitting the water Yet.

[Christy Lee]

No, not.

[Pat Godwin]

Does that happen?

[Josh Arnold]

Hitting the water?

[Pat Godwin]

Gross.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. When it does, that's when Hemingway took the shotgun.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are low.

[Pat Godwin]

When you guys sit down. Down. Is your. Is your thing in or out? Is it in your thing or is that.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean?

[Christy Lee]

It's in, it's out.

[Josh Arnold]

I see what you're saying.

[Pat Godwin]

No, like, do you let it hang down in the bowl or do you, like, let it rest on the seat?

[Tom Griswold]

Hang down.

[Josh Arnold]

Rest on the seat.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want it if it's touch. If it's touching the floor. First of all, you might want to call up a director. They've got a gig for you.

[Christy Lee]

I think it should be in the bowl, I would think.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You want it aiming down into the bowl?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

So when you pee, it goes in there?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it goes in.

[Tom Griswold]

A fair question for me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure, sure. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

How do you guys walk around with those things?

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes we run with them.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes you lay down.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey. Sometimes you sing a song about. With them on what?

[Josh Arnold]

What a hell of a setup, Jess. Or nothing.

[Christy Lee]

Have either.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang down your balls, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Hang down your ball.

[Christy Lee]

I've seen one. One that was intact when I was in high school. Have you either you've seen one that was totally intact?

[Josh Arnold]

You mean uncircumcised?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no, I haven't. Not in the wild.

[Josh Arnold]

You've seen a hooded ween?

[Pat Godwin]

I haven't.

[Chick McGee]

Elvis turtleneck.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't know what to do with it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you just peel it back?

[Chick McGee]

Let's not.

[Tom Griswold]

She. She knocked on. Knocked on the wood by the glory hole and said, hey, hey.

[Josh Arnold]

I imagine you kind of.

[Pat Godwin]

You gotta peel it back.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You kind of peel it down like you would that wrapping on a somersault.

[Christy Lee]

I believe that's gotta tone it down.

[Chick McGee]

Get that way when you're excited. Or the little feet down on its own.

[Tom Griswold]

The little feet's on. Skin it back.

[Christy Lee]

Skin it back?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it.

[Christy Lee]

The.

[Chick McGee]

It. When you get excited, it would peel back on its own.

[Christy Lee]

I would think eventually, but not entirely. There'll still be.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a great little feet song called Skin It Back.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Like he's wearing a turtleneck.

[Chick McGee]

If you just joined us, we were talking about today in history. And today's Wayne Newton's birthday. He's 83 today.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know who he is?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I do.

[Chick McGee]

I thought he was a lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Daddy, don't you walk so fast?

[Pat Godwin]

I feel like he was on some TV shows when we were kids. He Was a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Self self proclaimed Mr. Vegas so fast my mama.

[Chick McGee]

Cries way too much.

[Tom Griswold]

Way too much. Much plastic surgery.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well you know, he's an entertainer. He's got to look young.

[Christy Lee]

He doesn't do it for him, he does it for the kids.

[Tom Griswold]

He doesn't. He looks inhuman.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. He's a whack job.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. He's got to be jet black hair. You have a tribute to Wayne Newton.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I heard a girl sing Donkey Shane. And I tell you I was blown away. But saw the song sung on TV and it was the dude. Yeah. Leaves a Vegas hack, plays drums and sax Dyes his hair a dreadful black and I'd work done on his face.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks like a mutant.

[Josh Arnold]

Wayne Newton.

[Tom Griswold]

Wayne.

[Josh Arnold]

Wayne Newton. Wayne New's birthday today. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

But taking a beautiful song like that and ruining it. Twisting it up. That's. That's great, Pat. I like that. We were talking about tramp stamps earlier.

[Pat Godwin]

Uhhuh.

[Tom Griswold]

And neither of you ladies have a tramp stamp, Is that correct?

[Chick McGee]

I don't have any tattoos.

[Pat Godwin]

I do not have a tramp stamp.

[Tom Griswold]

Cuz you, you, you have have had quite a few. Some have been removed but you never. That never crossed.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

I have a full sleeve on my left arm. I have a tattoo on my side. And what is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Can we ask?

[Pat Godwin]

It's a bird.

[Tom Griswold]

A bird?

[Pat Godwin]

A bird.

[Tom Griswold]

Just a bird.

[Christy Lee]

Do you remember Wayne Newton?

[Pat Godwin]

Just a bird.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was a girl.

[Pat Godwin]

I did. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How could you not?

[Josh Arnold]

Why would you not?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody did.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a great song.

[Tom Griswold]

How old was he?

[Josh Arnold]

Sixteen, I think. Here. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He was young.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he write this to him?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think think so.

[Christy Lee]

Does it carry less weight if he didn't?

[Josh Arnold]

It's such a good song.

[Chick McGee]

No, but it's a great song.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but if he wrote it.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Making a lot more money.

[Christy Lee]

It does Donkeys Shane means thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

He's enter Poland.

[Christy Lee]

Where is the carport?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh okay.

[Christy Lee]

Donkey Shane.

[Pat Godwin]

What movie is that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Ferris Bueller.

[Pat Godwin]

Ferris Bueller.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Reese's has unveiled a new peanut butter and jelly cup. The brand said it's launching a new candy based on the childhood treat. Reese's said it's PB and J. Big cups will come in the classic flavors. Strawberry and grape.

[Christy Lee]

I see they have caramel peanut butter cups and they have lava peanut butter cups.

[Josh Arnold]

How are they?

[Christy Lee]

They were really good.

[Pat Godwin]

What's Lava?

[Josh Arnold]

The Lava chocolate?

[Christy Lee]

No. You think? But no. They're just really hot.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't know if it was a spicy peanut butter.

[Josh Arnold]

It drives. Drives me crazy and I need a lava that won't drive me crazy. Yes, you do.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know, you were doing so well. I know. Thing and then you elevated. You elevated that great song and made fun of it at the same time.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm very pro volcano. Very pro.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you guys seen my red magma hat? You thought I really.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very good. That's very funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

The Reese's BB and J big cups are currently available for limited limited time in standard king and snack size multi bag.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to try one of these.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't. Peanut butter and jelly is one of those foods that you should leave alone.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. Jess Hooker classic.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't exactly recreate it. Anyway.

[Josh Arnold]

Perfected the peanut butter cup.

[Tom Griswold]

Am I the only one here with.

[Pat Godwin]

An open mind as much as you are a woodworker.

[Josh Arnold]

Russell Stovers had a peanut butter and jelly cup and it sucked.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I hope you're listening. Russell and or Stover.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. How are you on uncrustables, love?

[Josh Arnold]

They're fantastic. What a brilliant product. I'm not kidding. The balance is perfect.

[Christy Lee]

Heat em up right.

[Josh Arnold]

Or at least let them get to room temp.

[Pat Godwin]

I made a mistake and bought the hippie dippy crunchy mom ones by accident and they're in there and it's like some seed nut butter.

[Josh Arnold]

The Ezekiel and it's.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's go discus them into the sewer.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you make your own nuts?

[Josh Arnold]

Nut butter.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

A freshly squozen about one every new batch every two or three days.

[Tom Griswold]

Now weigh in on. I remember Greg Warren was talking about this crunchy peanut butter.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm big fan.

[Chick McGee]

My husband crunchy. I have crunchy crunchy.

[Pat Godwin]

Some crunchy butter right up there.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Now let's recreate this. You asked player husband. You asked me what kind of.

[Chick McGee]

What kind of more in the store today. What kind of of peanut butter do you want?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Jesus Christ.

[Chick McGee]

Would you like smooth or crunchy?

[Christy Lee]

My God.

[Josh Arnold]

You can pack him a lunch next.

[Tom Griswold]

Time he goes on the date.

[Josh Arnold]

Take your time.

[Christy Lee]

Crunchy. Be sure and find it if you don't see it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a special brand called Thompson. Go go to any. You'll find it somewhere.

[Christy Lee]

I have a really big battle finding it somewhere.

[Josh Arnold]

El.

[Tom Griswold]

Greg Warren was single. I believe 80% of American peanut butter is creamy.

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Christy Lee]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

The way it's supposed to be.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I. The crunchy crunchy has its place.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The garbage can. Well, I like you would eat the crunchy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I have and will again, but I'm mostly a creamy man.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they make crunchy peanut butter Reese's cups?

[Pat Godwin]

I think they do.

[Tom Griswold]

They did.

[Pat Godwin]

They did.

[Tom Griswold]

They did.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They're still. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if they do still.

[Christy Lee]

You know, they make Reese's peanut butter cups with Reese's Pieces inside in the peanut butter.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fat.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that is.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are ets.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that? Is that meta? Is that what they call that?

[Josh Arnold]

I never met a Reese's I didn't like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay, very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much. I'm adding humor to this.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought CD make make Europe tasty again. Welcome back to the Bobaton program. If you're just joining us, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. That's Chick McGee at the Orange inSouls.com sports desk. The lady over there at the Silac Insurance news desk is Christy Lee. What's out? What else is happening?

[Chick McGee]

Well, spicy bamboo skewers are what's happening.

[Christy Lee]

Scores.

[Chick McGee]

Skewers.

[Christy Lee]

Skewers.

[Chick McGee]

Did I say skewers?

[Christy Lee]

You said scorers.

[Josh Arnold]

You typically mess up at least one word a story.

[Chick McGee]

All right, then you do this.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

I already messed up with running shoes.

[Pat Godwin]

Those are big words from you, bud.

[Chick McGee]

Spicy bamboo skewers are the latest zero calorie snack. This is a good idea, taking chicken China by storm. Spicy bamboo skewers are the brainchild of a restaurateur known as Mr. Ma, a barbecue restaurant owner in Shaoyang. Sold in batches of 50, the skewers are first season with a mix of spices, chili and spring onions.

[Christy Lee]

None of their works are being tossed.

[Chick McGee]

On the barbecue to add a bit of smokiness.

[Tom Griswold]

They're finished.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is like what is the. Those cinnamon toothpicks.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the same. It's a.

[Chick McGee]

He said he came up with a snack that allows you to satisfy your craving for fresh barbecue without the added calories so you get the taste.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, so you don't. So you don't put meat on them?

[Chick McGee]

No. You just chew on them like a big toothpick?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm not sure. I may have this backwards. So this is kebab. No, shish.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, the kebab.

[Pat Godwin]

The kebab is the stick.

[Josh Arnold]

I think the shish is.

[Christy Lee]

The shish is the stick.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, this is. This is a radio challenge, Chef and shiv saying the shiv Shish is the stick is really getting on thin ice.

[Chick McGee]

So the shish is where you get the flavor now without the kebab.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, is a shish kebab. Is the kebab the meat or the spear?

[Chick McGee]

Apparently we've learned that the shish is the spear.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Kebab is the meat.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Good to know. But this is essentially a giant toothpick that you just suck on.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Or two. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if you could use it though, for meat. I mean. And it would season the meat a little bit too.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they. That would be a great. Maybe you should invent that. I could flavored Jess. Hookers. Flavored skewers.

[Christy Lee]

Fish skewers.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Yeah. Soak them and then let them marinate. And the meat.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a million dollar idea.

[Josh Arnold]

And can you eat them?

[Pat Godwin]

I think they should be edible so.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't want them to get like stuck in your teeth. You'd hate to have a shish eating grin. Thank you. Thank you very much. See, that's why we're.

[Christy Lee]

I would not apply.

[Tom Griswold]

That's how it's done. I mean, I. That between that and Dunkleman and we're. What a show. You'd have to have them. They'd have to have enough structures. They wouldn't. They wouldn't break apart while you were cooking.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Because you have to soak them in water before.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So they don't catch on fire.

[Pat Godwin]

They don't catch on fire. So I wonder if you soaked them in like soy sauce and Worcestershire.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

Something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

This may be a thing. You should look this up. Check it out.

[Pat Godwin]

Right after I do my cookbook.

[Tom Griswold]

You know how many people asked me last Friday about when your cookbook. I don't know. Two. No, no. That's a big. Maybe they. They've been exchanging.

[Pat Godwin]

Only two people ask me. That would be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

It's gonna be hard to fire you, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yours.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And is the key.

[Josh Arnold]

But sometimes breaking that rule is. Can be a lot comedic. It didn't happen to be that time, you know? Not at all.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

I like that.

[Christy Lee]

I just wanted to hear way. No.

[Tom Griswold]

I have an idea for a tattoo for your gluteal cleft.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

For me, the tramp stamp.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. Let's try.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever seen those? Josh, you can help me with this. You know the tattoo of the three masks, whatever that is. You mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody Tragedy.

[Christy Lee]

The two.

[Josh Arnold]

Two masks.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, just two of them. Okay. Yeah. You could do a tramp stamp. Not of that, but of an actual tramp.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a guy with a stick. What's that?

[Josh Arnold]

Like a little tramp?

[Tom Griswold]

Like the bindle?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Like Chaplin like.

[Tom Griswold]

Or the bindle. You got that. That Emmett Kelly look. A true tramp stamp.

[Josh Arnold]

And you can make it look like it's on a postage.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's so meta.

[Christy Lee]

Does chaplain have a. He may should have a stamp, right? Chaplin? That'd be the tramp stamp.

[Josh Arnold]

You would think Chaplin would have a stamp.

[Christy Lee]

He have a stamp.

[Tom Griswold]

He and the American government had a parting of the ways.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They didn't very unfairly, if you really know the story. But that's a whole different thing to worry about right now. I want to talk to you about our friends at Field of Dreams. Whiskey.

[Josh Arnold]

Yum, yum, yum.

[Tom Griswold]

Because they've done something very special. And I'll. I'll say right now Father's Day just around the corner. Or Mother's Day if you've got maybe a mother or grandmother, like Christie's famous Grandma Void never saw a glass she didn't want filled. Field of Dreams. It's a bourbon. It's available now. This is a special. A special edition of the bourbon. And there's one bottle for each player that's ever played major league baseball. Drew Storen, former major league baseball pitcher, who was our guest last week on both Thursday and Friday, he put this together with some of his friends, other major leaguers. They're taking the corn from the famous cornfield from the movie Field of Dragon Dreams, and they're turning it into Field of Dreams whiskey. Get all the [e-mail]. tom, you can get the stuff sent to you there, depending on where you live, or you can find it at a retailer near you. This would make a great Father's Day gift. So you might want to get on this right away. We had a really nice letter from a guy who, I believe he used the phrase I won Christmas when he got his dad Field of Dreams whiskey for a Christmas gift. So once again, Father's Day or Mother's Day just down the road. Check this out right now while there's still some bottles left of this special vintage. If you will go to drinkfieldofdreams.com Tom. Now I must read the following disclaimer. Josh, watch me here, all right? I'm gonna get this done without screwing it up. Ready? Early, early, early. Sorry, I just. I just. I crashed.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Showing us how to do it. I just crashed before the lead lap. Shipping not available. In Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Delaware, Idaho. I've been everywhere, man. Kentucky, Michigan, Mississippi, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah and Vermont. Well, the buzzkill states. You must be at least 21. Please drink responsibly. Have some fun. Field of Dreams. Once again, it's drinkfieldofdreams.com Drink. Tom, we certainly appreciate your participation in every aspect of our program. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom show this morning, even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SCI Lac Insurance news desk, it's Christopher. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Jess Hooker's here. Hi. There's Josh Arnold, you know, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom lately has been kind enough to share his Shredded wheat with me. And I have a big brimmin bowl awaiting for me.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

I thought you were gonna say I have a big.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought something else.

[Josh Arnold]

Too big bowl to fill, man.

[Chick McGee]

You were gonna fill up.

[Christy Lee]

Fill up another bowl.

[Tom Griswold]

Fill it up to the rim job with brim job.

[Josh Arnold]

So the rim job.

[Pat Godwin]

And you were just saying thank you for the series. That's what he did.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that a coffee brim job?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I. Not yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you put the milk on it already?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, I'm sorry. It's just in my future. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay, good.

[Josh Arnold]

I did say it was waiting for me. I meant figuratively. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate that when you make your cereal and the phone rings.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't mind it with Shredded Wheat. I kind of like a mushier. Shredded Wheat. Very much so. Actually, I don't want a crunchy Shredded Wheat.

[Chick McGee]

What kind of milk do you use? We only have 18 kinds.

[Josh Arnold]

I use. I guarantee you whatever it's. Jess knows I love it. And it's got to be $19 a carton.

[Pat Godwin]

A lot of people like it, so it's worth it.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, cool. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not just.

[Josh Arnold]

It's very. It's whole, grass fed, organic. The cow was almost gamey.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a.

[Josh Arnold]

You. This milk is so natural. You can taste the cow and I'm not making it up. Sometimes it tastes like how a dairy farm smells.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

They put the cow's name right on there. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

This is from.

[Tom Griswold]

So you know. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Did you try Bessie the other day?

[Chick McGee]

I did.

[Tom Griswold]

Bossy. Bossy was a little better.

[Christy Lee]

Bessie. Bessie and Bossy? Are they twins? Bessie and Bossy.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a Joke I could do, but I'm nope, I'm not gonna do. Involves names, probably other types of milk.

[Christy Lee]

I'm guessing some sort of chocolate.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that would be a different.

[Pat Godwin]

Knock it off.

[Chick McGee]

Speaking of sort of the same thing. Starbucks has announced is launching a line of Peanuts themed drinks and merchandise.

[Josh Arnold]

You're gonna go porgy?

[Chick McGee]

Weren't you a collaboration. I'm moving on. Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Peanuts steamed. What?

[Chick McGee]

Peanuts themed.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, themed. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

The collaboration will feature classic Peanuts characters as well as a new Snoopy Persona. Joe Kind. Snoopy?

[Christy Lee]

What happened to why? What Joe Cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Drinks include the Joe Kind Snoopy oat milk chocolate and cream Frappuccino.

[Josh Arnold]

Cool than kind.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't woke my Snoopy co to be.

[Christy Lee]

Kind in the right measure.

[Chick McGee]

A creamy blend of vanilla syrup and chocolate chips and a combination of chocolate and caramel sauces.

[Josh Arnold]

What are we talking about now?

[Chick McGee]

This is the new Frappuccino that they're offering where it's topped with whipped cream, chocolate sauce and a Joe Kind Snoopy chocolate topper.

[Tom Griswold]

Terrible name. Joe Kind Snoopy.

[Chick McGee]

And there's the Joe Kind Snoopy latte.

[Christy Lee]

Did they. Did they do some sort of research and found that cool was I'm sure non inclusive or something?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But I. I will say this. Every year, that list of the top 10 earning dead people.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The Charles. The Charles Schultz estate is.

[Pat Godwin]

They've been on Snoopy the dog.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they. They're on it all the time.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The merch collection.

[Christy Lee]

They Snoopy in his room and home.

[Tom Griswold]

They make a fortune.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you guys know there have actually been like six Snoopy's?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Well, because they die and then.

[Christy Lee]

Is there anything funnier than Snoopy laughing?

[Josh Arnold]

Everything.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll be the drive thru. You'll go in and I'd like a. What's it called? Joe Kind Frappuccino. And the person at the driver.

[Pat Godwin]

Glass mugs that they would sell. And I don't know if they were at a fast food restaurant, but they had the cartoons on them like Garfield and Snoopy and those.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

And it turns out they were like full of arsenic.

[Josh Arnold]

A couple years ago I bought a Muppet one that my. I grew up with.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't drink out of it year to live.

[Christy Lee]

There was lead paint in it. Honestly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well some of them. I mean they've obviously been. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Not anymore. But yeah. Don't drink out of those.

[Josh Arnold]

They always a little dusty flavored. Now you're telling me. That's the lead.

[Chick McGee]

The Supreme Court on Wednesday has ruled for the fda, the Drug Administration how.

[Christy Lee]

Do we tell a Supreme Court from a regular court? Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

The Supreme Court has sour cream and tomatoes on.

[Chick McGee]

On its crackdown on sweet flavored vaping products following a surge in teen electronic cigarette use. But the justice's unanimous decision throwing out a federal appeals court ruling is not the final word in the case. The high court ruled the FDA did not violate federal law when it denied an application from a Dallas based company to sell forces like Jimmy the Juiceman in Peachy Strawberry. They're saying this is a real big thing, vaping.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't really think it is. Every the news now, you can, any day they'll talk about 10 different court cases and then you never hear about it actually going through. It's either appealed or it has an act. One judge says this, the other judge says that there's never any. And this is the same kind of story.

[Tom Griswold]

But this whole vaping thing with flavored. What do you call the liquid E juices, whatever it's called is very controversial.

[Pat Godwin]

Cartridges.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, right. Because essentially kids are going to smoke.

[Chick McGee]

Where they want to. They'll find a way.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they call people who do this vapists?

[Pat Godwin]

No. Oh, my God, no. Because it sounds a lot like.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

I got it. And if you smoke a lot. Are you a serial vapist?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We could do a whole thing instead of, let's see, Jack the Vapor.

[Josh Arnold]

I like Jack the Vapor.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, should be Vic the Vapor.

[Josh Arnold]

Now if you're underage, you're. It's statutory vape. Is there humor here at all?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no. I'm laughing out of nerves.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe they should do what they do in Canada.

[Chick McGee]

What's that? Oh, put the lungs on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. In Canada, they put pictures of black lungs on cigarette packs and all that stuff instead of allowing them. What was the name of the one that they were trying. Were trying to sell? You had.

[Chick McGee]

It was like Jimmy Peaches, Jimmy the Juice man and Peachy Strawberry.

[Tom Griswold]

Peachy Strawberry. So it sounds nice. Maybe they should. It should be. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

All right, here's what we're gonna do. It's called Jimmy the Juice Man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. See, that's happy. It's like Joe. It's like Joe Camel. Make it like melanoma Mango.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Make it, you know, a little bit. Yeah, you gotta think of it twice.

[Josh Arnold]

Before you do Tumor Rick.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's good. That'd be. Could he could be the spokesperson.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Tumor Rick.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Tumor Rick.

[Josh Arnold]

He might have an.

[Tom Griswold]

An accent. When I When I'm not doing this, I'm in Phantom of the Opera. Okay, that, that went way south.

[Josh Arnold]

Anybody in this room ever vape?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I haven't.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never tried it.

[Pat Godwin]

I haven't tried it at all.

[Josh Arnold]

Just looks like it tastes like batteries.

[Pat Godwin]

It looks, it just, it. I don't know. There's a. I feel like there's a romance in smoking a cigarette I don't like.

[Tom Griswold]

I agree. I've always said that. But the people who vape really like it. And it looks like they're, you know, sometimes you'll see them just endless flow of steam coming out. Yeah, but, yeah, this is an important thing. But this, this whole case, if you read the whole thing, this may get reversed again.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So frustrating. So it was like when the, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

All been like the whole menthol cigarette thing that ended up becoming.

[Christy Lee]

What happened.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They were going to make menthol cigarettes illegal. And then there became this whole race thing about it. It was just ridiculous. So smoke him if you got him. Hey, it's your fault.

[Christy Lee]

And good thought to leave you on tomorrow morning, right, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

I'd be great if one of the Supreme Court justices, Justice Thomas, wrote a very short brief. He just said, smoke him if you got him. I don't care. It's your life.

[Josh Arnold]

I always wanted Paul Harvey to get fed up and you know what? To hell with all you.

[Tom Griswold]

You're welcome. Well, thank you for joining us. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bob and tom.com contest rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see Contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Like, I apologize that I said that.

[Chick McGee]

But I wasn't meant for you to hear.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

See, you never had a real job.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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