The BOB & TOM Show - April 4, 2025

Summary

Summary of The BOB & TOM Show - April 4, 2025

Host/Author: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network

The April 4, 2025, episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivered a memorable blend of humor, family anecdotes, quirky home decor ideas, surprising sports trends, and engaging guest interactions. Below is a detailed summary capturing the key discussions, insights, and notable moments from the episode.

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1. Opening Skit: Sam and Willie Discuss Dependents (01:18 - 03:27)

The episode began with a playful skit featuring Sam and Willie Griswold, Tom's children, engaging in a conversation with their father about tax deductions for dependents. This humorous exchange set the tone for the show's lighthearted approach to everyday topics.

Notable Quote:

• Tom Griswold [02:34]: "So together we're worth $6,000."

2. Sleep Talk: Pee Dreams and Sleep Interruptions (03:27 - 06:36)

The hosts delved into the realm of sleep disturbances, specifically discussing pee dreams—those vivid dreams that compel one to wake up. The conversation highlighted relatable experiences, with humorous insights from both the adults and the children.

Notable Quote:

• Christy Lee [05:58]: "Geez, Sam, how much money does he get to deduct?"

3. Bathroom Décor: Chandeliers in the Toilet (06:36 - 11:09)

A spirited debate ensued about the unconventional idea of installing chandeliers in bathroom toilets. The hosts and their guests weighed the practicality and aesthetic appeal, blending absurdity with genuine interest.

Notable Quote:

• Tom Griswold [08:15]: "Pickup makes it easier than ever. Shop now in stores and @nordstrom.com it's the."

4. Sports News: Surge in Torpedo Bat Demand (11:09 - 15:33)

Shifting gears to sports, the show covered a surprising uptick in demand for Torpedo bats, special baseball bats that have gained popularity recently. The hosts speculated on the reasons behind this trend and its impact on manufacturers.

Notable Quote:

• Josh Arnold [11:24]: "Correct me if I'm wrong. And this first letter we got this morning..."

5. Continuation: Pee Dreams and Sleep Patterns (15:33 - 20:09)

Returning to the topic of sleep, the hosts shared more personal anecdotes about their own pee dreams and related sleep patterns. This segment emphasized the humorous side of common sleep disturbances.

6. Home Improvements: Decanters and Chandeliers (20:09 - 26:04)

The conversation transitioned to home decor, specifically focusing on decanters and chandeliers in unconventional spaces. The hosts discussed their own homes, sharing laughs over creative decorating choices.

Notable Quote:

• Tom Griswold [25:27]: "Cause we're all gonna need it."

7. Guest Segment: Comedian Danelle Rawlings (26:04 - 57:14)

Comedian and actor Danelle Rawlings made an appearance, sharing his journey from being a club comedian to his roles on shows like "Chappelle's Show" and "The Wire." Rawlings recounted humorous stories from his career, offering listeners an entertaining glimpse into the world of comedy and acting.

Notable Quote:

• Donnell Rawlings [77:27]: "Bill Gates and this man founded Microsoft."

8. Listener Letters: Family Jokes and Personal Stories (57:19 - 107:13)

The hosts read and responded to various listener letters, covering topics from family jokes to personal mishaps. These interactions added a personal touch, showcasing the relatable and humorous aspects of everyday life.

Notable Quote:

• Tom Griswold [33:26]: "I love that tune. But not the Replacements, but the Refreshments."

9. News Highlights: Asteroid Updates and More (107:13 - 155:54)

Throughout the episode, brief news segments were interspersed, covering topics like asteroid impact probabilities, innovative products like Raycon Earbuds, and unusual incidents such as a man throwing bags of dog poop onto a driveway.

Notable Quote:

• Christy Lee [106:07]: "Java House is the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show."

10. Sponsor Segment: Java House Coffee (155:54 - 162:28)

A sponsored segment highlighted Java House, the show's official coffee and refreshment partner. The hosts praised Java House's convenient "peel and pour" system, emphasizing its ease of use and variety of beverages.

Notable Quote:

• Chick McGee [153:28]: "Peel and pour is the best combo since peanut butter and jelly."

11. Humorous Exchanges and Final Jokes (162:28 - End)

The episode concluded with a series of humorous exchanges, jokes, and playful banter among the hosts and guests. Topics ranged from awkward encounters to funny personal anecdotes, ensuring listeners left with a smile.

Notable Quote:

• Chick McGee [156:33]: "Guy walks into a bar, sits down. He says, bartender, five shots of tequila, please..."

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Overall Insights:

The April 4th episode of The BOB & TOM Show masterfully blended humor with relatable life topics, engaging listeners through a mix of personal stories, guest interactions, and light-hearted discussions. From unconventional home decor ideas to surprising sports trends and heartfelt family anecdotes, the hosts delivered an entertaining and memorable show.

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Note: Advertisements, intros, outros, and non-content segments have been excluded to focus solely on the main content of the episode.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

It's time once again for an episode of the Sam and Willie show, the program that follows the adventures and misadventures of Sam and Willie Griswold. Tom's kids. Let's join the boys up in their bedroom talking with their father. So, guys, did you get enough to eat tonight?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, dad, I'm stuffed.

[Christy Lee]

Me, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, then I think it's time my little dependents got some sleep. Good night, boys. Night, dad.

[Christy Lee]

Sam, what did dad mean when he called us his little dependents?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you see, Willy, April 15th is tax day, and dad gets to take a deduction for each of us because we're his dependents.

[Josh Arnold]

And it seems like right before April.

[Tom Griswold]

15, he gets a little nervous.

[Pat Godwin]

Cause I don't think he can take.

[Tom Griswold]

The deduction if we die.

[Christy Lee]

So that's why we're getting good meals for a change.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. He's just trying to keep us alive.

[Christy Lee]

Geez, Sam, how much money does he get to deduct?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's like $3,000 for each of us.

[Christy Lee]

3,000? And he calls us his little dependents. I guess that explains how he could afford all those cool new video games he bought for us yesterday. And the LeBron James jersey.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Although I think he bottled that stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

So we don't run away.

[Christy Lee]

Let me guess. If we run away, he doesn't get the money. He doesn't get the deduction.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

So together we're worth 6,000 bucks.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember a couple of years ago when.

[Pat Godwin]

He sponsored those three kids for 29 cents a day?

[Christy Lee]

It didn't last very long, did it?

[Tom Griswold]

Nope.

[Pat Godwin]

It only lasted until Dad's accountant told him he couldn't write off those Kids write off.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's just another way of saying deduct.

[Christy Lee]

Well, can we get $3,000 for Chick Magee then?

[Tom Griswold]

Uh, what are you talking about?

[Christy Lee]

Remember a couple of weeks ago when dad came home all mad and said, kids, after this morning's show, you can pretty much write off your Uncle Chick?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think that's what he meant.

[Tom Griswold]

Will the boy survive until April 15th so that Tom can get his deductions? Don't miss the next exciting episode of the Salmon Wood Willie Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they were just babies.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, sure were.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, dad. Yeah, that one's a big old adult. Well, they're both big old anyway. Hi, it's the Bobby Tub show from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Hey, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey there. There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Jake. I like your hat.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. I'm the bad guy today.

[Tom Griswold]

Black cap. I like it, too.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm wearing the black hat. Keeping the lights out of my. I'm Chick McGee at the Originsouls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

As is a challenge today.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Four good ones in a row, wouldn't you agree?

[Christy Lee]

Four good what?

[Tom Griswold]

Shows a great week and then.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, but part of that was. Correct me if I'm wrong. And this first letter we got this morning. Good morning, Bob and Tom gang. Avid listener since 94, absolutely loving the new off the rails show format. No sleep. Tom is the best. I've not laughed so hard and so much watching your show on YouTube especially. Keep up the great laughs.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's very kind.

[Josh Arnold]

And bad news from last night, though.

[Tom Griswold]

I got some sleep.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I thought he was going to go the other way. I thought he was gonna go, your gal needs to go out of town more often.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Yeah, but no, I. I think I might have gotten a full seven hours. Oh, there might have been a pee break. Not sure.

[Josh Arnold]

But Polly Walnuts always said, you got to get your seven hours.

[Christy Lee]

You pee in your sleep.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I get up. I get up. I.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I know, but that kind of like.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I have. I don't know if this is just me. I can restart a dream. I'll be. I'll wake up, I'm having an. Oh, I remember this dream situation. Then I go pee. Then I get back and pretty soon it's right there. There we go. Pick right up where I left off.

[Josh Arnold]

It is absolutely only you, Christy.

[Chick McGee]

I'll have those pee dreams where I really have to pee and I either can't Find an appropriate place to do it. Or I start going. And then I stop and then. And it's not satisfying. I'm like, I still have to pee. Then I wake up going, oh, I really did have to pee.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Anybody else have pee dreams?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. But you get up, though, right? You get up?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'll. But before that, I'll dream, though.

[Christy Lee]

You have to pee. Yeah, yeah. You ever have it. And you go, I don't want to get up because I don't want to disturb the dogs. I gotta hold it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I never want to get up because I'm sleeping.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, same.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you put it off and put it off and finally it's okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Jp the bad time when you were a kid.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not. No, I know that.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think I did either.

[Tom Griswold]

I have. I have, over the course of my life, had a child that had a very serious issue with that.

[Chick McGee]

I had it.

[Tom Griswold]

And I know you had. And so did you, Pat.

[Donnell Rawlings]

I did indeed. It went on way too long.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, it's a.

[Josh Arnold]

Just last week, though, right?

[Donnell Rawlings]

I still.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a real thing. And one of my. This is kind of the. The og, if you will. Thank you. Of. Of Josh's honesty on the air, which I really love. I was thinking about this yesterday. Josh isn't afraid to tell incredibly embarrassing stories about himself. And then to me in the hall of fame is the first story about you having a conjugal romp with one of your co workers and peeing her bed.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes. Yeah. Now, that was aided by alcohol, but you can't help but kind of think, oh, you know, you had an issue anyway when you were a kid. The booze is only gonna.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Accelerate it.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right.

[Christy Lee]

Accentuate it.

[Tom Griswold]

But what is the proper term for that? I'm sorry? You had a song about it.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Nocturnal. And youresis.

[Josh Arnold]

And youresis.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Okay. Good, good, good. But no, I. I've never had that issue to my knowledge, but my parents.

[Chick McGee]

Were so patient and great about it.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Mine too, believe it or not.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I have dealt with it with a kid, and it's serious business. Well, who was the.

[Josh Arnold]

Michael Land?

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Oh, she's reading my mind.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Silverman, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Michael Landon did a TV special about it way back in the day, and it was.

[Josh Arnold]

And his mom hung his. Hung his yellow sheet out the. Out his bedroom window.

[Tom Griswold]

So funny.

[Christy Lee]

Embarrass him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

For the neighbors during the movie. Huh. I don't know if it happened in real life.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a. Probably not the way to go.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm still looking. I'm still. Look. I look forward to the. Have the little light in my toilet that we got for Christmas. I still have that going.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Yeah, I do, too. It's great.

[Chick McGee]

Helpful.

[Josh Arnold]

It's wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, oh, I wonder what color it's going to be.

[Christy Lee]

That was from Red Septic, wasn't it? That was a nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. See? Nice gift. And I think Josh is pretty much the king of toilets around here with the aftermarket bidet.

[Chick McGee]

I like it. Anybody else gone that way yet?

[Christy Lee]

I would like to, but I did add a chandelier into my toilet room.

[Chick McGee]

Well, how about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

That sounds like overkill chandelier.

[Tom Griswold]

But if it's in the bathroom, it's got a different name. No, it's Starts with a show sound.

[Christy Lee]

And it's in the. In literally just the toilets in that room. But I had an extra chandelier and I had to hang it somewhere, and I go, oh, excuse me, Josh, have.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever had this horrible problem? Problem where you have an extra chandelier?

[Tom Griswold]

I've just realized no one on this show is relatable anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

My God. What. What do we do with this extra chandelier?

[Christy Lee]

It's very nice. You can have a royal.

[Chick McGee]

It's a royal dump.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. My. Yeah, the girls are like, oh, my gosh, that's awesome. It looks great in there. It just.

[Donnell Rawlings]

It's a tinier one, though, I assume, right? A tiny.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. You have to. It's like having those beaded curtains in a hippie mo. You have to. Have to wade your way through the Gl chandelier to get to the toilet. That's actually funny. That's great. Really sweet.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I bought some chandeliers. I. You can get them quite cheaply.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. You know, if you buy.

[Donnell Rawlings]

You buy it secondhand.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm on Etsy constantly.

[Josh Arnold]

If you buy 60, you get.

[Donnell Rawlings]

It's actually nice.

[Josh Arnold]

15 free.

[Donnell Rawlings]

I was expecting spangles and bangles and sparkles.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I want to see Christie's bringing over.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's cool looking. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this hanging in the bathroom? Oh, yes. That's sort of homey.

[Chick McGee]

It is homey. It's not. It's not too bad.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Note to Andy. Where have you been all night? Right on the top. That's right there on the.

[Josh Arnold]

Working late again at the office, huh? Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm not sure how we're gonna segue out of chandelier talk, but we'll. We will find a way.

[Christy Lee]

How Many chandeliers do you have in your home?

[Donnell Rawlings]

I have zero.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man. I have.

[Donnell Rawlings]

I'm in an apartment.

[Christy Lee]

I have four.

[Tom Griswold]

Four?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna say I have one.

[Christy Lee]

I'm a big chandelier girl.

[Josh Arnold]

I love them, but it's a multi light fixture. I wouldn't call it a chandelier, but there are like seven or eight light bulbs on it.

[Pat Godwin]

Cool.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's not a shadow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they call those a chandelier.

[Josh Arnold]

They do.

[Christy Lee]

They have any? You don't have any?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I'd have to really walk through my house alone.

[Christy Lee]

You probably never paid.

[Tom Griswold]

Recessed lines. That's the problem with me. I. I can tell you almost nothing about my life.

[Josh Arnold]

You're going to wake up and it's going to be over. You know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Just the other day I was trying to get into the wrong car again. I mean, at least that's good.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you do that every week, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Admittedly, it was an suv and it was the same color as mine, different make.

[Christy Lee]

Was there somebody in it?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that would have been great.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I've done that before, too.

[Donnell Rawlings]

That's the whole treat?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the one time I actually got into the car and it smelled like cigarettes, and I went, I don't smoke. And I looked around and realized, oops, not my car. Fortunately, I didn't get shot. But, yeah, I tend to be not very. I don't think I have any chandeliers, though, to get back to your point, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I do know that we have some interesting news in the world of sports in the. In the Mr. Obvious show category. The Torpedo bats suddenly in great demand. Yeah. So lathe operators at several locations in this country, very busy.

[Josh Arnold]

And the bat company that made the Torpedo bats, I've never heard of. You know, Louisville makes bat.

[Chick McGee]

I was wondering who did. I saw some that had a Louisville logo on them.

[Josh Arnold]

Louisville Slugger. Well, yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe Louisville Slugger has this company make it for them. I don't know, but it's Victus Sports.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

V I C T U S. Doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

That sound like it's out of the movie the Gladiator?

[Christy Lee]

Victus.

[Tom Griswold]

Victus. But I also saw an article of the day saying that they've. Actually, these things have been around for a few years.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Maximus Aurelius. I will have my.

[Tom Griswold]

They didn't debut at that Yankee game in any event. That's kind of a fun sports story coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

Revenge in this life or the next.

[Tom Griswold]

Also we have a great guest today. Danelle Rawlings, comedian will be our guest. We have lemonade stand news. Obviously, if a lemonade stand makes the news, probably.

[Josh Arnold]

I think Donnell was on.

[Tom Griswold]

Not good.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he was on the wire for a couple episodes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool. Pretty sure, yeah. Also good food news out there today, in fact.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I love good food. Who doesn't?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Both dessert ish and. And main course ish. We have the Amish in the news today in an odd way and WASP news, not the religious, socio, economic, cultural.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Chandelier wasps.

[Chick McGee]

But yes, we already had our WASP news.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Bitney.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello fellow wasps.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's what. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. How are you, buddy?

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

We're in the Riley Auto Parts Studios. You enjoying some Java House?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm indeed.

[Josh Arnold]

Coffee over there. What kind of beverage you got?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm enjoying some Java House. Black tea.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Good morning. Java House is now, by the way, the official coffee and I guess a refreshment of the Bob and Tom show.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it is.

[Chick McGee]

You can start calling that Black Gold.

[Christy Lee]

I like that. Mango tea. Yum yum.

[Josh Arnold]

Texas tea.

[Tom Griswold]

This is, well, the first thing you.

[Josh Arnold]

Know, old gentlemen move away from there. Then California's place I want to be. So they loaded up the truck and it moved.

[Tom Griswold]

Beverly Hills, that is swimming pools, movie stars. One of the greatest shows.

[Josh Arnold]

Lawsuits, game shows.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, why didn't they ever do that?

[Josh Arnold]

Deposit have Granny on one of the game shows? Wasn't it like.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that would have been.

[Josh Arnold]

That would have been something. Right. Remember that? That, that was one of their first catchphrases.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Tv, right. That would say that all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Donnell Rawlings]

I saw a picture of Granny when she was young and she's pretty cute.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Donnell Rawlings]

I swear to God.

[Chick McGee]

What was her name?

[Josh Arnold]

Irene Ryan, because.

[Chick McGee]

And Buddy Ebsen.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then Donna Douglas, who played Ellie May Clampett, kept that. Kept that look as she aged.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't.

[Christy Lee]

Pigtails and a rope every now and again.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Did she really see her at a car show?

[Josh Arnold]

She was unfortunate. Donna Douglas was in. Starred in one of the Twilight episodes where they're on a planet and everyone's really ugly and she's beautiful.

[Chick McGee]

Do they think she's hideous.

[Josh Arnold]

And they think she's hideous. Yeah. And they're trying to fix her face to make it look like them. And she's gorgeous.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of like the niece on the Monsters.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Good moral lesson for all of us.

[Josh Arnold]

Poor thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah. I was enjoying, as you mentioned, some delicious java house tea this morning. I already had my coffee, so I've segued over into the world of tea. Now it's time to segue into the world of your letters. A lot of different topics have been coming up. Someone just sent us in praise of the off the Rails radio show.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

They can have that if they like. If you want to give me a couple bucks. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

On a hot day, this is things your dad or your mom or your grandma wouldn't. Grandpa would say to you, I love these. And I'd never heard this one before. On a hot day. My dad would always say, it's so hot outside, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't heard that one either. Yeah, that is good.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very nice. This is from Matthew. He says, my parents are dairy farmers. Thank you, Tom, for putting real cream in your coffee. I actually have cream in my tea as well, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, very English.

[Tom Griswold]

And for the rest of you who mock Tom for using real cream, do better.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think we mock you for using real cream. No, I think we sometimes mock you for the way you.

[Christy Lee]

For everything.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Every aspect of my existence.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry or be nicer to you.

[Chick McGee]

The oft mocked Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta say, it's hard not to mock, though. Yesterday, I want to say something kind of serious. There were a bunch of tornadoes in various spots in the country and obviously terrible stuff. I saw. I'm interviewing this one farmer and he did a whole bunch of damage to a bunch of different buildings. And this guy just goes, yep. Well, we're going to clean it up, get ourselves fixed up and plant corn.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Just moving forward is the great American farmer.

[Christy Lee]

Saw that interview.

[Tom Griswold]

You see, Wasn't that guy great?

[Christy Lee]

He was great.

[Tom Griswold]

And he listened. He wasn't going. I didn't know what I'm gonna do. No. He just goes, yeah, we're gonna get fixed up. We'll get one more forward. Good for you, buddy. And maybe become a dairy farmer also. And I'd like my Cream for my coffee and tea.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm sure you use his corn products, too.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, speaking of corn.

[Christy Lee]

And then he has to alternate crops. He probably uses soybeans.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, see, now you're getting into tactical stuff. I admire the incredible amount of work that farmers do. I would be the worst farmer ever. You think I'd be the one good. You mean I was supposed to plant corn this year? Oh. Oh, boy. Yikes.

[Josh Arnold]

What am I going to do with all these soybeans?

[Tom Griswold]

Yo. To who? Perhaps marijuana would have been a better idea. Dear Bob and Tom Show. When my dad was describing something that was of a certain color, he would say, oh, no, this is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, God, no. Did you read this beforehand?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Who. Who's editing these? This comes to us from Noel.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Always like that name. He. My dad would describe it as, quote, fox Pecker Pink.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Fox Pecker Pink.

[Tom Griswold]

That if someone was too thin, he'd say, that guy got any skinnier, he'd fall through his a hole and hang himself.

[Chick McGee]

That's colorful.

[Tom Griswold]

This is.

[Josh Arnold]

That is colorful.

[Tom Griswold]

We're starting to get to the point. We've got poetry going here. See, Tom always talks about. Oh, okay. I mentioned yesterday, I think it was the Ham Festival. Is that what it was? Something about Ham days.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, in.

[Tom Griswold]

In a town in Kentucky, almost every town has some kind of celebratory event.

[Chick McGee]

Was it Lebanon, Kentucky?

[Tom Griswold]

I think so, which is great.

[Chick McGee]

They have Turtle man and Ham Days. Cornbread Mafia.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's always fun, apparently. Let's see. Mason City, Iowa. Well, this is. This makes sense. Anyone want to guess what they're celebrating?

[Christy Lee]

Mason City, Iowa. Jars.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Your hint is Meredith. Meredith Wilson, Music Man. Music Man. Of course they have a band festival, an annual parade. Bands from everywhere with enough quote horns and Barry saxophones to remind Tom of his days delivering newspapers as a boy. The day Kennedy was shot. Well, thank you, Bob. Okay, this one. This is a good one. Another one. This comes to us from Scott in Huntington, West Virginia. Hey, Scott P. S. Hello, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Former resident of West Virginia.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep. Pretty close to Huntington.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the most beautiful states in this great country of ours.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, let's not get carried away. Oh, not the place I live.

[Tom Griswold]

Well.

[Chick McGee]

I do agree. I love driving through West Virginia.

[Josh Arnold]

Two hours of daylight a day with the hill.

[Chick McGee]

I do. It gets a little white knuckley at times, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, a lot of cold dust.

[Chick McGee]

I love driving through there.

[Christy Lee]

It's beautiful there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

What? That's not what.

[Donnell Rawlings]

I'm stopping.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

I always stop at Tudor's Biscuit World.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Donnell Rawlings]

That's a great place.

[Christy Lee]

Now I want biscuits.

[Tom Griswold]

Biscuit World.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Oh, it's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean it's what? It's a world of biscuits?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Tudors everywhere. As in like a Tudor mansion.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a biscuit.

[Tom Griswold]

I have my eyes on a biscuit this weekend.

[Chick McGee]

You're going to get it.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you got to get it.

[Tom Griswold]

I found a new place.

[Christy Lee]

You did?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I found a new place.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you got to share.

[Josh Arnold]

So now instead of seeing it and going in and having it, you. You wait a week and plan it.

[Tom Griswold]

I eyeballed it last weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I spotted it. Then someone reinforced my. I just. I'd seen it and I talked to someone that said, oh, my God, that's.

[Chick McGee]

That's the one that's going to be a real treat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm going to go up there and.

[Chick McGee]

Nice flaky biscuit oozing.

[Tom Griswold]

If I can find a place to park. Oh, never mind. Where was I? Oh, Scott from West Virginia. Scott, he goes. When I was in the army, my best friend had a saying. After a long day's of work, he'd say, quote, I'm more wore out than a whore. Excuse me, Are you proofreading? This is so funny. Go ahead. After a hard day of work, he'd go, I'm more wore out than a whore on dollar day.

[Chick McGee]

That's like nickel beer night for a whore.

[Christy Lee]

You know what? You just sparked a mem. Dad would say that. My dad was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, your dad was quite colorful and he was a. And he was a cigarette smoker too.

[Christy Lee]

He was. From the time he was 12.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, my dad never smoked. Pat, did your dad smoke?

[Donnell Rawlings]

Yeah, from the time he's probably about 17 till he was 73.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding. What was his brand?

[Donnell Rawlings]

Kent Cigarettes.

[Josh Arnold]

Cigarettes, right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Smoking cigarettes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Well, I don't think he ever smoked the doobie. I'm not quite sure, though, my answer. Yep.

[Christy Lee]

That smoked merit at the end.

[Josh Arnold]

Kent.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, my dad smoked Kent. Excuse me, I'm not. Excuse me. My dad's sister, my Aunt Flo, smoked Kent.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not joking. My dad grew up in the home that is on the Beverly Hillbillies before they hit oil in Virginia. Yeah. Pennington Gap. If you're. And I know a lot of people in Pennington Gap. Listen, so. Good morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, very much. Did your dad smoke, John?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes, until about 55, maybe 50. Somewhere around there. He quit cold turkey. I couldn't find Marlboro. Marlboro Reds in the soft pack So I don't know if the army got him hooked on those. Not sick. I mean he smoked before the army, but that brand. Yeah. You got whatever cigarettes you could get. Yeah, exactly.

[Christy Lee]

I hear you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They'd bring them over by the truck and you know, why not? You've got other people hunting you in a rice patty. You know something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Get those boys some smokes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'll light one up. I can't, can't really blame you. You know the Marlboro Reds and Marlboros in the in the box or the soft pack made in different cities.

[Chick McGee]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

My old friend Steve, you he could tell the difference.

[Chick McGee]

It's my dad said he could tell.

[Christy Lee]

A difference between a hard pack and a soft pack. We would run red.

[Chick McGee]

We were allowed to run to the 711 and they would just sell us. I was like same and I'd get baseball cards and a soda and a pack of cigarettes for my dad. If we, if they didn't have soft pack and we brought back a hard pack, he didn't care for it at all.

[Christy Lee]

That's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

But your friend could also tell a difference.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're just, if you're. I can't do it anymore. Every time I try to say this. If you are just joining us, thank you very much. If you're just joining us, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios here at the Bob and Tom program. We are going through your letters and we certainly appreciate them.

[Chick McGee]

Smoking. I never talking about cigarette smoke. I never it never took for me. But I still one of my favorite smells is a pack of cigarettes and an unlit cigarette. I just love that smell.

[Christy Lee]

I loved it after a. It always went hand inand with alcohol though.

[Chick McGee]

Always.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I never even tried it.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Maybe we should try you two one.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Morning it smelled horrible growing up.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

My dad smoked all the coughing will.

[Christy Lee]

Be both my parents.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Both my parents when, when they were married and we were little. Yeah. All day and the ashtrays everywhere. And that was fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Like many of us grew up in a situation which you'd be in the car and they used to have those little windows that open in the corner that would just make a loud.

[Christy Lee]

A little vent.

[Tom Griswold]

They'd make that high pitch and did nothing to vent the smoke.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When someone talked too much, my dad would say he's been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. Darn good. Oh, here's another good one. This is from Heather. Heather kind enough to write My granny had some juicy gossip. Before she would say it. She would always say, now listen, listen, the cat's a pissing.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

That's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

From Heather in Gettysburg, Ohio.

[Josh Arnold]

Never heard of that one.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't have an either.

[Chick McGee]

They had a lesser. It was just two guys.

[Donnell Rawlings]

They had a full fight in the back.

[Josh Arnold]

One guy. One guy from Ohio, one guy from Michigan.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but. But ironically, that Gettysburg Address. Four hours long.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who knew?

[Chick McGee]

Brevity is the soul of wit. David writes, my uncle would tell us we could fall into a barrel full of boobs and come out sucking our thumbs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I remember hearing that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, I've heard that one.

[Chick McGee]

This is the first time I've heard.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Oh, no, that's a good boobs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, there's. That's a variation on one that has a much different word in it. A little saltier, a little more tuna fish, like.

[Christy Lee]

I get you.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's one. My sister took driver's ed in the mid-90s on her first drive with the instructor. He came and picked her up at our house. She backed out of the driveway, through the neighbor's yard, over their fence.

[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

Into their clothesline, hit the pole on her first day.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

This was the only car the school had. No one was able to finish their driving course until they got the car fixed. PSG eventually passed. Well, that's very nice. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

The test.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yes. Sorry. Oh, thank you for clarifying. That would be. That'd be really sad. I'd be really sad if that had ended that way.

[Christy Lee]

Letter for you, Chick. This is from Joe Go. Dear Chick, how can you not like the Doors, one of the best bands in music history?

[Josh Arnold]

I find a way.

[Donnell Rawlings]

I do, too, find a way.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of like Peace Frog a little bit. Always have.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a good one. But LA Woman, right at the whiskey bar.

[Donnell Rawlings]

French type.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Donnell Rawlings]

That's pretty cool.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I liked him a lot more till I saw Manzarek interviewed. And it was just like, we've interviewed Ray Guy. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of words sadly passed. Now. I sent Josh a little video yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

You did?

[Tom Griswold]

I had a guy. I had a guy doing some stuff at my house.

[Christy Lee]

He's your favorite, isn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

And we. And we'd been talking about tattoos and the fact that Ms. Hooker was having a tattoo removed. This guy had full sleeves, and one of them was a Doors logo on the underside of his arm. But most of the rest of his arms were very, very well done. Detailed horror Movie creatures. So I had to, I said, can I, I've got to take a video of this and show it to Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it was, it looked great.

[Tom Griswold]

And one of the ones was, can.

[Christy Lee]

You share that with us?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I'll ask his permission. I'm gonna see him today. I'll ask if he'd mind if I posted it. One of the ones is he was doing, he didn't do it on the video, but before he was first showing me, he said this is from whatever it was Halloween 7 or what, the only one that didn't feature and went, oh my God. I thought Josh was the only one who knew all that.

[Chick McGee]

He has Halloween 3. The only one that didn't feature Michael Myers.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it.

[Chick McGee]

Although Michael Myers does show up on TV in a commercial for Halloween in Halloween 3.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's great.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Crazy cameo in the background.

[Josh Arnold]

That movie practice itself, right? Or something. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I love stuff like that. Where Hitchcock's on the newspaper and the raft.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You like the, you like the camp. You were going to put a book out at one point. Remember cameos?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love stuff like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Like brief appearances and films, et cetera, et cetera. Well now if you were paying attention, you know that we've got some great guests coming up. Donnell Rawlings, comedian, will be our guest. And also we have some cool stuff coming up in both news and sports. But right now coming into your ears is the great sound of Raycon Earbuds.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Once Again. Coming up, we have buried treasure in the news, trouble at the lemonade stand and something hiding inside a human rectum. Of course, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe.

[Tom Griswold]

McDonald's meets the Minecraft universe with one of six collectibles and your choice of.

[Pat Godwin]

A Big Mac or 10 piece McNuggets.

[Tom Griswold]

With spicy nether flame sauce now available with a Minecraft movie meal at participating McDonald's for a limited time. A Minecraft movie only in theaters coming soon.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee's here. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold. Hi, Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom. How are you, buddy?

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. I this, I was just handed this and I'm not prepared.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

However, I'll read it anyway.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom, sir, this is the second one of these I've received in the last few minutes. I want to thank Josh for introducing me to the song Bandidos by the Refreshments.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the one we played yesterday?

[Josh Arnold]

I think so. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that was. And it really is great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I love that tune.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And not the Replacements, but the Refreshments.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet the Refreshments and the Replacements get each other's mail, don't you think?

[Chick McGee]

They probably have, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I one of my favorite stories of all time in this radio show was Dennis Wolfberg story about going to Woodstock and he wasn't really hip to the bands and when the who got up there, he thought it was the Guess who. And he's watching this amazing show hating every minute of it going, they're not going to play their only hit. You have to wonder if there are other bands that get, you know, their names are kind of similar and people go and see him and. Yeah, they never played.

[Christy Lee]

That happened to me once.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that?

[Christy Lee]

What band it was. Who does the song Lean on Me? Bill Withers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure.

[Christy Lee]

There's apparently there was a local guy with a very similar name, Bill Wilson. And I went to see him and I was great.

[Tom Griswold]

Was great.

[Christy Lee]

He, yeah, but it was Withers. He didn't play Lean on Me On Me. And I remember leaving, doing the Dennis Wolfberg. Well, he didn't play his hits.

[Donnell Rawlings]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's so funny you'd mention this. I just found. We did a great charity gig with Bill Wilson, and I just found the recording of it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Two days. I'm not kidding. I just found that. I'm like. I'm trying to track down his family because they had asked me for it many years ago, and I couldn't find that. I just found it. Oh, terrific performance. So if you know, if you know, if you know Bill Wilson's family, please get in touch with me. I'm completely.

[Christy Lee]

It was very good, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, he's good. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Confused.

[Josh Arnold]

Here are the refreshments.

[Chick McGee]

You could look deep into my eyes. That guy was a supermodel, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Perfect.

[Josh Arnold]

Damn, that's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's got that great rock and roll pause.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That I keep. So, in fact, I need help with this. I'm trying to figure out the best pause. Not like kitty cats, but stoppers. You know what I'm saying?

[Chick McGee]

Right. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

When the music pauses like that, you.

[Josh Arnold]

Have the same letter I do. I bet you do.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat Benatar.

[Josh Arnold]

No, Badfinger was my nominee. Feels love. No, that's bad company.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Bad company.

[Josh Arnold]

Bad finger. No matter what that pause.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, yes, we just proved someone goes to see bad things. There you go.

[Chick McGee]

That no matter what pause is good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Johnny writes Promises in the dark. Has a great pause. Pat benefit. So we're going to put together the great pauses of rock. Now, the beauty of this will be if we put them all together and just have the pauses.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll just be silence.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

But that is pretty funny.

[Josh Arnold]

This could be one of your greatest ideas ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Just before the end of Light My Fire, just before that drum kicks in, there's the Eagles. Have a couple really good pauses. But should we put the before and after or just the blank music?

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I don't know what's better.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a Philip Glass thing.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Right. 7 minutes and 37 seconds of no music. It's genius. Take it to Alice Tully Hall.

[Josh Arnold]

Victim of love has a good pause. What kind of love have you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Who's that coming up, by the way? And I know. I think Josh may be upset about this. Oh, the diddling sound. The. The diddling competition. We've been accused of playing this too much. No, I don't think it's possible. Coming up, we have something similar to diddling in the news.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it masturbation?

[Donnell Rawlings]

And every time we say diddling, we laugh.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Because that's what we think it. Actually we do have masturbation in the news, oddly enough. But no, we have an interesting. I don't know how to word that. Just trust me. It's almost like diddling. It's in the news and it involves monkeys, so. Which I'm very excited about that is time to either get a song out of Pat or check in with Sports Pat. Do you have something for us you want to play?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Donnell Rawlings]

I worked on two things this morning I'm very, very excited about. They go with news stories.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Donnell Rawlings]

So maybe you'd like to go somewhere else.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I could do a news story.

[Donnell Rawlings]

What about the meteorite?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love a great meteorite. We have an update.

[Christy Lee]

Scientists say the so called city killer asteroid is no longer a danger to Earth.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a city killer.

[Christy Lee]

But it might hit the moon. The 2024 yr4 asteroid initially had a 3% chance of colliding with our planet in 2032. But NASA later announced that the probability dropped significantly less than 1%. But according to astronomer Andrew Rivkin, the asteroid still has a 2% chance of directly colliding with the moon.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but Rivkin is always. He's an alarmist.

[Christy Lee]

Is he?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you think this is cool?

[Christy Lee]

CBS News reports the space rock, which is nearly the size of a football field. Space rock will be studied by the James Webb Space Telescope in May before it disappears from our solar system only to apparently return in 2032 and be a menace.

[Chick McGee]

That's another compilation we could make. Space rock.

[Josh Arnold]

Space rock.

[Chick McGee]

Songs that mention space, space, moons, planets.

[Donnell Rawlings]

There's a star.

[Chick McGee]

He's got a couple.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pretty much a whole concept album.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

That turned me off to Bowie for a long time when sang like that. I don't care for that at all. Stop man Waiting in the.

[Pat Godwin]

That's his voice.

[Donnell Rawlings]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Pat, you do that really well.

[Donnell Rawlings]

I loved Anthony. Anthony Newly, the guy that he's copying as a kid.

[Josh Arnold]

See Anthony new. You want that in your rock and roll.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Yeah. He. He's the Stop the world or I can't get off guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

String all the words together. I never made. That's brilliant. Yeah. I never made the connection.

[Donnell Rawlings]

I don't know if you know who that is. Anthony Newly, old school.

[Christy Lee]

I do know who he is.

[Chick McGee]

Huge.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Married to Joan Collins.

[Chick McGee]

British guy.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Yeah. For some reason I was really enamored by his stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

He was really.

[Donnell Rawlings]

He wrote his own musicals and they were amazing. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He had a Couple of huge hits that he wrote. But he. I remember seeing him on a talk show, and more than once he said, well, after the interview, I'm going to go, pleasure my wife.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Donnell Rawlings]

He always had a cigarette. Tipsy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The phrase pleasure my wife is.

[Christy Lee]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's an attempt to be sort of tasteful, but it's not. Shut up. Keep it to yourself. Don't you think so, Josh? You're not gonna.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I like it. I like an exit line.

[Tom Griswold]

You walk down the red carpet and go, hey, can you believe I'm banging this broadcast?

[Chick McGee]

I do like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Tasteless. Shut up.

[Chick McGee]

I like tasteless.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a song bat that.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Almost was coming for us, but now it's going to the moon.

[Tom Griswold]

But the background. This is so exciting.

[Donnell Rawlings]

An asteroid was set to hit the Earth, man. Now they say it's the moon, they change their minds. An asteroid is a huge meteorite. An asteroid sounds like a butt with the piles. A black hole on fire. All the. Cause you got your ass and your Roy.

[Pat Godwin]

Behold, meteorite.

[Josh Arnold]

Behold.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Now we take a turn. See if you can see where I'm going. Here we go. Fungus bunions. And the high heels can hurt your toes on the bottom of your soles, but diabetes is a feet eater. Feet eater. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea. Anyone got.

[Josh Arnold]

He was so excited about it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what he's going for. I can't hear it.

[Chick McGee]

But, my gosh, did you see the swing? I mean, he was. If he had made contact in the parking lot.

[Donnell Rawlings]

When you stumble and when the ball.

[Tom Griswold]

Comes out, we can back the tape up.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you speak to us? What you meant to say?

[Tom Griswold]

Pick it up. Right there.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Fungus bunions on the high. So you get excited. You go too fast.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Fungus bunions and the high heels can hurt your toes and the bottom of your soles, but diabetes is a feet eater. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

A feet eater.

[Tom Griswold]

I admire the stretch.

[Chick McGee]

I got.

[Donnell Rawlings]

I got one last.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's where I'll start. I think we're laughing at the. We're laughing.

[Donnell Rawlings]

My church on this rock right here.

[Tom Griswold]

Laughing at the attempt.

[Josh Arnold]

A feet eater. Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. I mean, the. The.

[Donnell Rawlings]

You know what time I get here? It's really early and I'm not really awake.

[Christy Lee]

I loved it.

[Chick McGee]

That's one of those sw. Like the guy. It kind of spins his body and he drops to one knee as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And we love you for it. That's all we say.

[Josh Arnold]

Contact. Oh, my.

[Donnell Rawlings]

I'll go home now, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm very sorry.

[Chick McGee]

I love that each but that's like the third second or third different one you've done at the end. So I like that. This is going to be a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Though it's hard to pull off now is if the. If the asteroid. This is the one that shaped like a giant pyramid. Right. Like a big building. If it hits the moon. Is that a problem?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, if the moon goes away I think it'll be.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not gonna bust up the moon.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you don't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Leave a big crater.

[Christy Lee]

You don't know that.

[Chick McGee]

If it's a city killer. It could boy if it changes the orbit 1 millimeter.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Like if it I mean doesn't. Aren't there all those pockmarks on the moon from getting hit by.

[Chick McGee]

Not by I don't know by football sized. I'm not sure. Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

I would assume.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

The James Webb Telescope.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the James Webb.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. This is the city Moonville. The moon.

[Tom Griswold]

Now if it was the Jack Webb telescope.

[Chick McGee]

Finally some balls. You know what's as I knew this would. That one doesn't sound right now.

[Donnell Rawlings]

I know it sounds off.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, the Jack Webb telescope is great because you can see dirty hippies from space. Thank you. Thank you. It's near to see he likes that dirty.

[Christy Lee]

Aren't you a dirty hippie?

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, comedian Danelle Rawlings will be joining us. Certainly looking forward to seeing Danelle. And I should point this out. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. A look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

I am Chick McGee at the Originsouls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. We're going to check in the sporting scene coming up. Comedian Danelle Rawlings will be joining us. Very handsome man. I think he May be in the building.

[Christy Lee]

He is in the building. I just ran into him in the green room.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh. We'll get them in here in a matter of moments.

[Christy Lee]

I can't help but notice. What is that big thing over there that you got? That.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what is this? A carafe? What do you call this?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's a big glass.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. Yeah. This is my Java House. Black tea. I made a big batch of it.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice.

[Christy Lee]

That's a great idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this technically a carafe or what?

[Josh Arnold]

It. I don't think.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

More of a decanter.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Soap opera decanter.

[Christy Lee]

We have bourbon in ours.

[Tom Griswold]

I knew a rabbi in Florida. He lived in Deland. He was. Decanter. No. Anyone? I just thought of that.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you tell?

[Chick McGee]

Is your arm okay?

[Tom Griswold]

Can you tell? It was fresh.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of strikeouts today.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Be careful. Yeah. I'm having some tea this morning from our friends at Java House. I'm gonna explain all about Java House in a few minutes, but right now. Did I mention that my house is haunted?

[Christy Lee]

Your house is haunted.

[Tom Griswold]

I've decided. Really, I got.

[Josh Arnold]

This is something you long suspected or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, there's a history of that property.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Donnell Rawlings]

Built on that.

[Chick McGee]

They moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't go into too much detail.

[Christy Lee]

But is that why I was empty?

[Tom Griswold]

The last resident died there. Yeah. You know, I thought you built your house spectacular way. No, but I mean, I tore down the one he was.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I see.

[Josh Arnold]

Was he a daredevil? You said spectacular.

[Christy Lee]

Catch fire. What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

The Spectacular Stanley lived here.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe that's the wrong word. It ended with a bang. So the.

[Chick McGee]

Daredevil having sex.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So here's the point. For my nine year old's birthday, I got. She's obsessed with sharks.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I've sat through that movie, the Meg and then whatever it is. The Meg 2.

[Chick McGee]

You had the pleasure of watching those films?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Really Bad Love Sharks.

[Josh Arnold]

Still can't believe that wasn't nominated for best picture.

[Tom Griswold]

I got these blow up sharks with helium a few weeks ago and they.

[Josh Arnold]

Were floating around the room.

[Tom Griswold]

Well. And I've had them tied down, sure. And they were. But then I'm having some work done in the house and so they. They were. I untied them and they were just kind of floating around.

[Josh Arnold]

Editor's note. He's having work done on his house he just built.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. They're just doing some. In any event, some very fine gents working at the place and distinguished. So I, I had to move the balloon things and I, I. And they scare the dogs.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they're sharks.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, because they're sharks and they don't understand helium, really.

[Tom Griswold]

So I moved them around the, around the corner into a different room.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I came back the other day and. And one had planted itself in one spot in a different room, and the other one was all the way at the other end of the house. And I thought, that's odd. I took them back, took them back to the other room. And then this morning when I woke up, they were. They'd both gone back to their places. That and the fact that when I woke up yesterday, one of my television sets was on that I hadn't turned on, and I can't get it to turn off.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's unplugged. That could be anything with you there.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, you say just unplug it. That would be possible if it wasn't inaccessible to AC power. It's plugged in through the wall. Wall. Is that into where it's built in and that. It's plugged in somewhere inside the wall, but it's. I can't get it to go off.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Oh, I see. Built into the wall.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's very interesting. So I'm. I think maybe the guys. You know, sometimes I'm back to haunt me.

[Josh Arnold]

I've noticed this. I turn my TV on out in the fireplace room because I'm trying to turn the TV in the bedroom on, but my. And your phone will turn all the TVs in your house on at any time, anytime you'd like, wherever you are, if you just have to pick the right tv. And I picked the wrong tv and I turned that the one out fireplace room on. And I got up and walked in. How'd that TV get on? I turned it on last night, you idiot. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Donnell Rawlings]

I've done that too. Accidentally on the phone.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you explain the wandering helium sharks in my house?

[Christy Lee]

Airflow.

[Josh Arnold]

That's haunting, probably.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's just the way your air.

[Chick McGee]

Do you ever feel goosebumps? Do you ever feel a chill for no reason? Do you ever see a sense of.

[Josh Arnold]

Dread, Unnatural gathering of flies in a room somewhere?

[Tom Griswold]

I did wake up with a heavy breathing on my face. And I'm the only one in the house.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that was the dog.

[Tom Griswold]

It was one of my dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There's no blood sleep, you know, seeping on the walls.

[Tom Griswold]

No, not here, but. Get out. It would be in the basement. That's where you know.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is that where it took anybody whispering get out.

[Tom Griswold]

Kelly, just. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, not the Amityville.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Very good. Time to check in with the orangeinsouls.com sports desk and Chick McGee over there.

[Josh Arnold]

NIT championships last night, the National Invitational. It was Chattanooga 85, UC Irvine 84. That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

The Moccasins are your NIT champions. They beat the Anteaters by 1.8584 at Hinkle Field House and on campus of Butler University.

[Chick McGee]

Jake, you have a lot of shoes. Do you own moccasins?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I have a pair or two. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't care for.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they can't. Very little structure.

[Josh Arnold]

Not a little.

[Christy Lee]

Not a lot of support.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, a lot of support.

[Christy Lee]

You need orange insoles in those babies.

[Chick McGee]

8:12.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think Uggs kind of knocked.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the difference between loafers and moccasins?

[Chick McGee]

I think loafers are a little more substantial.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And loafers are unemployed.

[Chick McGee]

Moccasins are essentially leather around.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Yeah, exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Like a suede normally.

[Tom Griswold]

Great name for a team.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, it's named after a particular tribe.

[Josh Arnold]

I said loafers are unemployed.

[Chick McGee]

That's very good. Yeah, we stepped on it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I. I concur.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I nodded.

[Chick McGee]

I'm glad you repeated it.

[Josh Arnold]

That makes it hurt twice.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the other team?

[Josh Arnold]

The UC Irvine Anteaters.

[Tom Griswold]

Great name.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Anteaters.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. It's unusual. It's not everybody alumin.

[Christy Lee]

Irvine, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if.

[Josh Arnold]

If you seen. What's the difference between an anteater and an aardvark? Go ahead, discuss.

[Christy Lee]

Aardvarks are bigger than anteaters, aren't they?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a fair. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

They're not the same thing.

[Donnell Rawlings]

It's not?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Armadillos. That's what I'm thinking.

[Josh Arnold]

Same thing. All three are the same.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Rabbits, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Armadillos are scary and creepy. They look like little tanks.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

There was a video.

[Chick McGee]

Piglets with an armor.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what happened, but there was a video of a guy shooting an armadillo with a.38.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And the armadillo was unfazed.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa. That's how strong that stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

He rolled up in a ball. The guy shot him and.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

The armadillo did not care. Either that or it was super armadillo. I'm not sure which.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's again, bullets bounced off Josh Christie. It's not a valid criticism to say, are there armadillos or what was. No, I'm sorry. Are there aardvarks? Are there anteaters in whatever?

[Christy Lee]

Irvine, California.

[Tom Griswold]

Think about the names of so many teams.

[Christy Lee]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

They really don't have. I love it, though, when they do something local.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When they reference whatever it is, atomic power or whatever it might be. We have Chick [e-mail] sports desk. Any other interesting news?

[Josh Arnold]

Final four tonight, ladies side. South Carolina and Texas, your first game this evening. Then UConn and UCLA. UConn's the overall favorite right now to win the national championship, according to the people who take keep track of betting. Although UCLA, Texas and South Carolina are all number one seeds and Yukon's the number two seat. UConn favored by eight over UCLA. South Carolina favored by six over Texas tonight. Giannis. And 10 to the guy from Milwaukee. Giannis. He had 35 points, 17 rebounds, 20 assists last night.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

He did very well. Milwaukee beats Philly 126, 113. Steph Curry had 37. LeBron had 33. And the warriors beat the Lakers in Los Angeles. 123. 116. And John Morant 30 points in a buzzer beater. Memphis over Miami last night. Juju Watkins, the sensational sophomore led USC the best season ever. She's injured, but she did win the AP Women's College Basketball Player of the Year for the Trojans. And that brings us to, I think, the shoe into the week week.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to do that? Sure, let's do that right now. Florida and Auburn tomorrow night. Houston and Duke tomorrow evening.

[Chick McGee]

What is this? College basketball Shoe into the week, brought.

[Josh Arnold]

To you by orangeinsols.com Feel better? Do more with orange insoles in your shoes. Free shipping in the [e-mail] Florida versus Auburn. Auburn's getting three in this one. It is the national championship Final four tomorrow night. The championship game Monday night. I think it tips off at about 12:45am.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. Maybe a typo.

[Josh Arnold]

I like Auburn plus the three tomorrow night. And Houston getting six against Duke. That's not enough. I'll take the Blue Devils to cover Duke and Cooper. Flag. I like Duke minus the six. And that's the orange insoles. Shoeing of the week this week. And we'll. Coming up, we've got a marathon being held in North Korea. Would you attend? Would you participate? Would you compete?

[Chick McGee]

If the finish line is in South Korea, I might.

[Tom Griswold]

How they get him to run?

[Josh Arnold]

We'll see that. We'll see. We'll see what happens? Oh, right now, update on the torpedo bats.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. Speaking of bats, the guys that, let's see that pitch to the guys with the bats. That's the guys that came up with Field of Dreams Whiskey, a special series of bourbon available now, a tribute to the heroes of baseball. We talked to Drew Storn, former major League baseball pitcher, about this last week. They've put together a special batch of bourbon crafted using the corn from what's probably the most famous cornfield in the world, the Field of Dreams cornfield in Iowa. It's a special release. It is available now while they last and they are going fast. Go to drinkfieldofdreams.com tom for more information. Look for it at a retailer near you in some states. And I will remind you of this. This could make a great Mother's Day or Father's Day gift for the baseball lover and or bourbon lover in your family. And once again, it's drink. Fieldofdreams.com Tom and we had a nice letter the other day from a guy that did this for his dad for Christmas. And if I can quote here, he said, as far as the family is concerned, I won Christmas. And let's face it, it's a competition.

[Christy Lee]

Of course it is.

[Tom Griswold]

So get the great gift of us, a bottle of whiskey for the person that loves it. Field of Dreams whiskey. It's a beautiful looking bottle. There's one behind me somewhere. And you can find out all the details by going to drinkfieldofdreams.com Tom Shipping, by the way, to lots of places, but it's not you can't get it shipped to the following Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Delaware, let's go out of order, Vermont, Kentucky, Michigan, Mississippi, South Dakota, Tennessee and Utah. So those are the spots where apparently.

[Christy Lee]

The go to the stores, the buzz kill.

[Tom Griswold]

But the message, of course, is you've got to be 21 or older and please, drink responsibly. Drink. Fieldofdreams.com Tom Coming up, comedian Danelle Rawlings. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. We've got a special guest in the studio.

[Tom Griswold]

Comedian Danelle Rawlings is here with us. Good morning, sir.

[Pat Godwin]

Something's got a hold on me lately yeah, I don't know myself anymore it feels like the walls are all closing in and the devil's knocking at my door Whoa, out of my mind how many times did I tell you I'm no good at being alone? It's taking its toll on me Trying my best to keep from gripping the skin off, off my bone oh, yeah here's the part. Everybody can come in if you know.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

You're the singer.

[Donnell Rawlings]

I don't know the song.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't know that song?

[Josh Arnold]

I was.

[Tom Griswold]

I like it.

[Josh Arnold]

I was told he's a comedian. That's what I was told. Not an amazing vocalist.

[Pat Godwin]

There's not a lot of work out here, so I got to mix it up, man. I got to multitask, control. Oh, you never heard that Teddy Swims?

[Donnell Rawlings]

No, I love Teddy Swims, though.

[Pat Godwin]

Teddy Swims.

[Josh Arnold]

He's.

[Pat Godwin]

That's.

[Donnell Rawlings]

He's on fire right now.

[Pat Godwin]

That's his big breakout song of, like, two years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh? I like to show me the Door song.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. Somebody's going through relationship issues.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good one.

[Chick McGee]

He's been hurt.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what's so good about that? Because the name of his album is I Tried Everything But Therapy. Right? And I think a lot of things. The album was running parallel to my life. And then you hear Lose Control, you feel sorry for him. And then you could tell he got his mojo back. And that's why I like the song. You said the door could now it's like, all right, now beat it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a good one. I love that.

[Pat Godwin]

That's how you deal with it. You get over it and you keep moving.

[Tom Griswold]

I could have.

[Pat Godwin]

I could have.

[Tom Griswold]

I could have joined you on that song. Unfortunately, I don't know the break.

[Christy Lee]

I'm very impressed that you knew that.

[Tom Griswold]

I have little girls. They listen to a lot of pop music. And I got.

[Pat Godwin]

You didn't know that one. You're probably not gonna know this one. Help me.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it?

[Pat Godwin]

This one. All right. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think they're like us.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a hit, you know?

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, okay. Here's how it starts. It starts. I see dead people. Nobody. Nobody.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we were just talking about that mustard.

[Pat Godwin]

On the beat. Ho. Nobody knows.

[Chick McGee]

On the beat.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Mustard. It's on the beat. Not mustard. Not mustard. That condiment.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Right. Mustard.

[Pat Godwin]

Mustard is like a producer. Is really popular. Nobody knows to this.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm not.

[Pat Godwin]

So it's safe to say everybody thought that was the worst halftime performance in like, the last 30 years.

[Josh Arnold]

I think Tom agrees with you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, no. Not my. Not. Not meant for me mustard.

[Pat Godwin]

Not even that part.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't heard it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my.

[Donnell Rawlings]

You're doing great, though.

[Pat Godwin]

But then mustard is not just mustard. Mustard's on a beat hole.

[Chick McGee]

You make me want to hear it.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Is it Mr. Mustard? I.

[Chick McGee]

No mustard.

[Pat Godwin]

It's just mustard.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of like la. They. They would call la.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. You don't have to be fancy like mustard or mustad. If you want to remember it. Just remember, like, ketchup and mustard.

[Chick McGee]

That's. It's not fancy. It's not.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it Colonel Mustard in the dining room with a lead pipe? Isn't that right?

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be a great name for a product, Mr. Mustard. If you were going to come up with a mustard, that was. It's mustard, Mr. Mustard. You like? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

We don't pronounce like that. It's like a lot of U's in it. When you do it from the song, you can't just be like mustard. You got to be like mustard.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Not hit the D. You don't hit.

[Christy Lee]

The D. Yeah, see, he's teaching you to be hip again.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not going to like ambulance is.

[Pat Godwin]

Not ambulance in his songs. Ambulance.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Ambulance.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

To be off. Good to know we're bilingual up here. Donnell Rawlings is our guest. We're going to check back in with Mr. McGee at the orange and souls.com supports desk. Do we have a couple more updates?

[Josh Arnold]

Foreign runners are flying out of Beijing, heading to North Korea for this year's Pyongyang marathon. The marathon is part of celebrations marking the birth of North Korea's founding leader, Kim. Kim Il Sung. Or is that too song Ill? Ill Song.

[Tom Griswold]

There was Kim Ill. Something.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I can.

[Josh Arnold]

The marathon is the largest.

[Pat Godwin]

I was just speaking Korean. Just a little.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

International sporting event in North Korea. I'm also going to guess the only sporting event in North Korea.

[Christy Lee]

I bet they Run fast because they're being chased.

[Chick McGee]

International. Is it just China and Korea in North Korea? I can't imagine a ton of countries are supporting that.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't imagine anyone going to North Korea.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

And not. And feeling safe.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it might be just China, North Koreans and Rodman.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they run fast, as you said, because the finish line is in South Korea.

[Chick McGee]

You know, that last five miles, though, pretty hairy, I hear.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Watch out for the bullets. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But if you make it, that's a big win.

[Josh Arnold]

And after gaining attention at that Yankees game, demand for what they're calling the Tour Beach Torpedo baseball bats has sent one Pennsylvania factory into overdrive. The bats, which have a shape that looks kind of like a bowling pin, appeared to help the Yankees hit a team record nine home runs. I think they're up to, like 15 home runs now. That was opening opening week against the Brewers. Now, Victus Sports says it's been inundated with orders from big leaguers direct leaders looking to get their hands on the Torpedo bats. Victus only made about a dozen of the bats last year, but it has manufactured hundreds of Torpedo bats in this past week alone.

[Tom Griswold]

No, as one of the Yankees said, though, a couple days ago, you still have to hit the ball.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. It's not all on the bat. Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's kind of cool.

[Josh Arnold]

But you sure can't hit the ball without a bat.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

This shape is primarily, prior to this, associated with sex toys. And it looks like an elongated.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Bowling pin.

[Chick McGee]

Essentially.

[Tom Griswold]

Essentially.

[Chick McGee]

I've ordered us all torpedo mics, so next week's show should be.

[Josh Arnold]

We're gonna hit it out of the park.

[Tom Griswold]

It should be great. Do we know how much one of these costs?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I don't know what a professional bat costs.

[Chick McGee]

Just a regular Josh Wood bat, boy. I mean, when I was selling them, it was about 120 for your high, higher end.

[Donnell Rawlings]

I'll give you 115. How's that work?

[Chick McGee]

I'll get you one for 115.

[Tom Griswold]

Interestingly enough, our guest Maple. Our guest is Mr. Rawlings.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I like that segue going into elongated things. We got Donnell Rollins on the page.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Pat Godwin]

That's how you do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And you, Mr. Josh here used to work for Rawlings. Yeah, sure. Making some. Making some bats. Oh, that will conclude our sports game.

[Josh Arnold]

That will conclude our sports.

[Tom Griswold]

And you did. You did make your shoe in picks, but we'll get those posted.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'll mention also that Donnell's gonna be on the road at one of our favorite clubs, Nashville, Tennessee, at Zany's coming up on Sunday night, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, sir. I'm excited to be there.

[Tom Griswold]

That is one of the great, one of the great clubs.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you're gonna be at Kid Rock's Comedy Jam in Nashville coming up on Monday.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't tell anybody.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, don't worry. We, we can't.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you're doing fine.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, man. It's over for me.

[Tom Griswold]

The streets are dead now at this point. We will segue over there. If you're just joining us, this is the Babaton program coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And that's Ms. Christy Lee over there. We have in the studio Donnell Rawlings, a comedian. And Christy has some news at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Subway teaming up with Doritos to launch Footlong Nachos.

[Chick McGee]

Foot long Nachos.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. A new foot long offering features Doritos nacho cheese flavored chips layered with cheddar cheese sauce, shredded Monterey Jack cheese and piled with spicy jalapenos, diced tomatoes and red onions. The entire dish is then topped with Baja chipotle sauce. You can choose to add rotisserie style chicken or steak to your Doritos foot long nachos if you want. Oh, and by the way, Subway's also currently offering foot long Oreo cookies.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Overkill.

[Tom Griswold]

They're really trying to, really trying to kill people.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. We're pretty far away from the days of, of Jared. Of this being a diet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If you keep eating those, you're going to be able to wear Jared's old pants.

[Josh Arnold]

A foot long cookie.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it okay to mention Jared?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Well, everybody knows he's not a great person. Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

But he's, he's in stir still.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Doesn't foot long nacho sound like a band you'd see on a cruise ship? Well, tonight at 7, the great band Footlong Nacho.

[Christy Lee]

It'd be hard to eat those. You can't eat those at a ballpark. Can you just swallow them?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Take it all.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

You sit next to that guy.

[Josh Arnold]

They got the broom burrito at that one place. Remember that? The broomstick burrito. Biggest broom that's longer. There it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

There's the football nachos.

[Chick McGee]

They look fine.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, how do you eat that?

[Christy Lee]

Like you eat nachos. Pick up a chip with. Have you never had nachos?

[Tom Griswold]

I thought Doritos was partnered with Taco Bell. Are they. Are they cheating on Taco Bell here?

[Chick McGee]

I think they have. They're open to license.

[Tom Griswold]

I know that. Subways teaming up with the con. The. The. The Trojan condom people.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Footlongs?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I think Magnum would be a better fit then.

[Tom Griswold]

Literally no Trojans trying to.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they want to expand.

[Tom Griswold]

They're trying to up their game.

[Chick McGee]

Donnell, when you go to a baseball game, do you give a food of choice? We've been talking about that this week.

[Pat Godwin]

The.

[Chick McGee]

You a hot dog and beer. Gentlemen, Are you a hot dog?

[Pat Godwin]

Popcorn. And maybe one spirit.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I always drink responsibly.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Which is the thing I think is crazy, because who drinks to be responsible? You can do a whole thing with doing tequila shots to midnight, but remember to drink responsibly. I am drinking to relieve myself of all responsibilities. Same way. And then you got these cool nerds like, yo, I'll have a non alcoholic beer. Just drink water. That's what you should say. Drink responsibly. Drink H2O responsibly. Beer. I hate to say this, but I'm going to get lit. There's a chance that I might crash out and I've known to crash out on time, so.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

That's how I feel about that.

[Tom Griswold]

You never really see before the surgery. Doctor, here's your shot. Thank you. He looks around at the nurses. Cheers, everybody. Don't lose the scalpel again, Dolores.

[Chick McGee]

Now, what if. What if that one shot though, keeps the surgeon's hands from shaking?

[Tom Griswold]

Good point. Oh, boy. Well, once again we have Christy Lee over there. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

Well, this next story is kind of gross and I don't know if this was real or not. Tom, you're gonna have to school me. EasyJet Airlines has released a snail flavored ice cream in honor of its new route to Paris.

[Josh Arnold]

Snail flavored?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And this is interesting because they announced.

[Christy Lee]

This on April Fool's Day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and then so of course, all of the media reports said it was a full April Fool's joke. It actually wasn't.

[Christy Lee]

It's real.

[Tom Griswold]

It's because they were underscoring the fact that they're flying from London to Paris.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so the escargot flavor.

[Tom Griswold]

So it was. How do you ruin ice cream?

[Christy Lee]

The BBC reports the airline handed out escargot flavored jet lotto to passengers and those attending the launch of its new base at London's South End Airport. The unusual treat was described as snail infused garlic ice cream with crunchy pieces to give a snail shell effect, inspiring people to take off to Paris. It was among five flavors representing different destinations the airline is now flying to from the Essex Terminal. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I could never do news and say the word BBC and not just start laughing.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, you're exactly right.

[Pat Godwin]

We get so straight about it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we giggle all the time. Our normal engineer is a black man. And every time BBC Kai goes. Sorry, Ace. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And Donnell, you may find this hard. I didn't know what it meant. And then one day I. What's everybody laughing about?

[Josh Arnold]

He didn't know what it meant. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Then I found out. I thought it was like a.

[Josh Arnold]

Aren't you adorable?

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't know. Mr. Marcus or Lexington Steele.

[Pat Godwin]

My question was, how did you find out?

[Tom Griswold]

That's my question. During one of the breaks, I asked.

[Donnell Rawlings]

That's old school.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the Booty Talk. 47 days, right, with Booty talk.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

That is old school. That's Jada Fire. And wait a minute, you're going too fast.

[Pat Godwin]

I was in LA the other day and I saw Lexington Steele at a comedy show.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding me?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. He don't look like he's Lexington or Steel anymore. That's gotta be a.

[Donnell Rawlings]

That's gotta be rusty Louisville.

[Pat Godwin]

That's gotta be an interesting situation where you were a porn star and you went into retirement and you don't get to respect in the streets like you used to. But it was. And it was so funny. Cause I felt bad. I knew him, right? So you know how you say it's about. You was in my favorite movie, right? Oh, my God. When you play. I was like. You remember when you was on the baseball field and it was three of them, man, that was some of your best work.

[Josh Arnold]

There was three of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And I. And I wanted to be like, yo, man. Yo, man, I've. I've off. I don't even know what to say.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember the time? This is awkward. Mr. Steele, of course, is a famous African American pornographic movie. Adult cinema, for God's sake. We had an opportunity once. We were doing an interview, a satellite interview with the very fine actor who portrayed Big Dick Black in the movie Hardcore with George C. Scott. A legit movie, but then there's a famous scene in that movie. So we were interviewing. He's the same guy that played this master sergeant in Goldie Hawn's. What was that army movie?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, Private Benjamin.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And we were interviewing him and I. I couldn't help but mention, by the way, I loved your portrayal of Big Dick Black. It was a little awkward.

[Chick McGee]

What did he say.

[Tom Griswold]

He kind of chuckled.

[Christy Lee]

Probably not real happy about.

[Tom Griswold]

He wasn't. He wasn't promoting it.

[Josh Arnold]

He hasn't called back.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Good actor. But yeah, that was how.

[Josh Arnold]

Williams.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. How. It was a little bit awkward, but I have never seen any of Mr. Steele's movies. Movies.

[Pat Godwin]

I've seen one like a thousand times. He enjoys watching those films, but it was just so interesting. And just to see him come to a comedy show to listen to a comedian because you can't take your jokes with so far. Because he was a legend at one time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, but it was good to see him. It was good to see him.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Not at work.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So I assume Mr. Steele was very well endowed.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

He has nothing to be shy about.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if the character. I wonder if the character in the movie Big Black was based on.

[Pat Godwin]

That's probably why they retired.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Our guest is comedian Danelle Rawlings. We're gonna hang out with an L for a while. We got a bunch of other stuff coming up. Christy, what would that include?

[Christy Lee]

We have monkeys in the news. We have an update on under escaped otter. We have a mystery poop chucker. And yeah, you know, because if you're gonna throw poop at somebody, you want to be misty.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, in this case, totally legitimate.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you think this person has a good reason to do it?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm Will die on that hill.

[Christy Lee]

And we have more alcohol news. Donnell?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. Be sure to drink responsibly. That's the most part, right? Best part.

[Tom Griswold]

What is. What is. What is your drink of choice?

[Pat Godwin]

Tito's.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Tito's. I had an incident where I was hanging out with Teddy Swims. It didn't work out that well that evening and I blamed it on Teddy Swims. Lose control. Went to Lost control and it was Tito's. And it's Something's got a Hole in Me.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. I like that song. I like that song very much. We are in the Aurelioto Parts studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Christy Lee at the SILAC insurance news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, hello. Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hey Chickster.

[Josh Arnold]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I'm Chick Magee. Hello Tom, we got a special guest in the studio.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello Chick. Hello everyone. That is a Donnell rawlings over there. Mr. Rawlings to you and me. And did you get, when you. Did they always mix up your name or did they like call you Donald or Donnie when you were a kid?

[Pat Godwin]

No, when I was a kid, I mean when I went to like the suburb they would call me Dar but for the most part it was always Donnell and then it went from Donnell to the big head boy. And then since my appearance on the Chappelle Show I've been Ashy Larry probably for like the last 18 years.

[Josh Arnold]

Ashy Larry, that's right.

[Pat Godwin]

But I told him I'm not that anymore. I've changed. My name is Ashford Lawrence now.

[Christy Lee]

Ashford Lawrence.

[Pat Godwin]

And he's a supporter of the United Negro Lotion Fund. He talks like this and whenever he gets upset he says, I beg your pardon, you say that to say what? And he's always reporting news from the.

[Tom Griswold]

BBC connection that' now are you a trained singer? I mean you were kind of joking around but you.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I mean it's a weird thing. A lot of times it seems like most comedians want to be a singer or rapper. Most rappers want to be comedians. I can't sing. People say I got a raspy voice. If I had some training I might be able to do it. But I'm a guy to just get one or two lines and that's it, you know, I'll sing the only something's got. I'll be singing that for like the next three days, just straight on repeat. But I know I'm not a singer. I play around and don't say that. Cuz now I'm going to take it serious and people going to be like, don't you supposed to be telling jokes? I'm like no.

[Tom Griswold]

But you, you hit the nail on the head when you say that. So many singers want to be comedians because believe me, we've had them in here.

[Pat Godwin]

The singers?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, both. The kiss. The kiss of death is two people from the same band sitting in here. They all want to be funny. And it almost never works, if you notice that.

[Pat Godwin]

But, but if you know how to support each other, I mean, it will. But that's just. Everybody wants to be the king and on top. But I used to do, I used to do morning radio years ago. And I realized when I first came in without any training, not knowing what I was doing, I would always, always go for the joke. Like it was always a joke. Instead of letting things just sit in the pocket and let it marinate. And it took me some time to realize that you could be good just supporting the people that you work with. So I had to kind of calm down and let the things come to me and stop trying to force them.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember when Sam Kennedy and all of a sudden started singing.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, and he was great. He was super original. And then all of a sudden.

[Pat Godwin]

So wait a minute, he wasn't doing his screaming thing, he was just regularly just singing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he. I went to see him many times and the last time I went to see him, all of a sudden he comes out with a guitar and starts doing regular songs and everyone's kind of looking around like.

[Pat Godwin]

Because a comedian can't swoon a woman. Like, we can get the panties to drop off of jokes, but it's just something about just. I don't, I haven't had that experience. Maybe that's why I'm warming up right now. Just looking at a woman in her eyes singing a song and her just start shivering and passing out. There's never going to be a joke that funny that make a chick.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Just start shaking.

[Christy Lee]

You're right, you're right.

[Chick McGee]

You might be able to laugh the.

[Pat Godwin]

Panties off, but it's not going to be in that moment. So I'm not going for that. But that was just something. When I was younger, I was like, man, it'd be cool just to go up there and drop one note and they'd be like, oh my God, it's ashy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There isn't a phrase laughing your panties off. Now that I think about it, the only one wearing panties in this room, as far as I know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Christy Lee and she is at the SILAC Insurance News. This. Let's share a news story with Danelle.

[Christy Lee]

Authorities in Colorado have labeled a guy the mysterious poop chucker. The so called poop chucker appears to be targeting a woman for not picking up after her Dog.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's.

[Pat Godwin]

I have to say that that's only a problem in the white community.

[Chick McGee]

How so?

[Pat Godwin]

Because white people are invested in picking up poop.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you guys tell him? Who?

[Josh Arnold]

Here.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm. I'm sitting right here.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, they invest. They get the blue bags. They study them.

[Tom Griswold]

They're agreeing to know.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. They get the little leather holster. They can't wait.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't wait for the poop bag.

[Tom Griswold]

I defend this guy because I am that guy. I, I. In fact, probably in my jacket in the hallway, it'll have at least two or three poop bags. I. And I police my street.

[Christy Lee]

You pick up after other.

[Chick McGee]

But what happens in the black community?

[Pat Godwin]

We. Okay. I'm not saying we don't.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Pat Godwin]

But we're not spending money on the blue bag.

[Chick McGee]

Okay? You're getting.

[Josh Arnold]

Old.

[Pat Godwin]

Newspaper National. I might smear your sidewalk up. I'm not going to invest in biodegradable. I don't care what it smells like. And if I have the right boots on, I might just kick it into the grass.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. I'm. I'm. I am. I'm that guy. I live on a dead end street and I'm the guy. I. On the weekends I go out with my stuff and I pick up all my. The new thing that's bothering me are those.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have one of those little scoop things? A shovel. Deal.

[Tom Griswold]

The shovel and the pan. I have. What's bugging me now are those. I forget what they're called. The Zyn. What is it called? Z, Y, N. Zen pouches. People spit them out. It looks like cigarette filters. They're right now on my street. I haven't done it since last week. They're probably a hundred of them.

[Pat Godwin]

I was so against picking up poop. I had a Chihuahua once. Right. And I would do the fake poop pickup.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't call the police on me. Look like you're ready to snitch.

[Tom Griswold]

I know what you're doing.

[Chick McGee]

He's been ready all morning.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what?

[Christy Lee]

I know what you're talking about.

[Pat Godwin]

And then put it right back in my pocket and I'm out of here. I was gone.

[Christy Lee]

The Summit County Sheriff's Office said a woman in Silverton reported a man throwing bags of dog poop into her yard and onto her driveway. During the investigation, deputies learned that she was known for failing to pick up her dog's waist. One neighbor even noted that an unknown man in the area seems to be on a crusade against those who do not Pick up after their dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

Good for him.

[Christy Lee]

A suspect is yet to be identified. Are you going to Colorado on the week?

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I really don't think it's that big of a deal.

[Tom Griswold]

It is.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's. Wow. No, no, what I mean is. So you see a little bit of dog poop. What's the. What's the.

[Tom Griswold]

It's someone else's property. You don't. Would you go dump on your neighbor's property? I have a golden retrieve. My golden retriever probably equals you when it comes to the deficant. Quantitative deficant. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

One rain and it's gone.

[Tom Griswold]

No, really. No, you gotta. You gotta pick up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but to make it your crusade in life.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you know. Oh, you have a song.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Well, speaking of comedians who try and.

[Tom Griswold]

Sing, Here we go.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Do you know the old Moon river by Andy Williams? Remember that Moon river going way back.

[Pat Godwin]

It's almost like they not like us to me, but true.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Poop chalker rose bags into a yard. Pick your dog poop. It's not hard to do. Be nice. Your dog's a poop. Take her. And that turd just bakes there. Wherever you take them out, lady, you gotta make sure you have a ba.

[Josh Arnold]

Ya ya.

[Donnell Rawlings]

All the neighborhood's covered in your doggy doo. That's why I threw it back to you. Cause we all want to see a clean place to play each and every day. Don't make me call hoa. That poof chucker is me. Oh, you know it's me.

[Tom Griswold]

I gave a little orange banger. That's nice. See, because John, gosh, my kids play in my front yard.

[Chick McGee]

But that's part of the game. Then you have to avoid the mines. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's not.

[Christy Lee]

We didn't pick up after our dogs when we were kids, did we?

[Chick McGee]

No, but we also had most of. I lived in fenced yard. I mean, most of the time, those aluminum we just tried.

[Pat Godwin]

As soon as they start that back start to hump, we just try to get them close to the grass. Once they get that little stroke going, it's like, you got to get over here. No, you look the most vulnerable state for a dog. There's nothing they can do to defend their butt. But once they get that hump in there back.

[Tom Griswold]

You live in the country now, right? You live in Yellow Springs, Ohio?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I spent my time between Yellow Springs and in Los Angeles, California.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a dog?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't have a dog there. I just bought it during the pandemic if you didn't realize the simple things that were important in life during that time, you probably never will. And Dave Chappelle used to have these outdoor shows we would do. And I went out there and I was like, what the heck am I doing in California? The business is not like it used to be where you had to be in New York or LA to make it. People doing things for themselves on social media through their phones. No casting companies or producers are bringing people into audition. I was like, I might as well spend some time there. And it was like my first purchase was buying a place in the country. And for a guy to come from the city to the country, I could do a sitcom just by my fascination with deer in my neighborhood. I'm telling you, a black man with a house in the country, you looking at deer the same way deer looking at you. I was like this. And I was calling him. That's Rudolph and Dixon.

[Josh Arnold]

I gave them all names.

[Pat Godwin]

And I was like, I didn't know whatever the name was. And I just. Because I'm used to, like, calling dogs and stuff now. You never, like. It would be a deer in my backyard. I'd be just sit, sit right? And I was all my neighbors, all of them, I was like this, man. I saw a deer in my backyard. They look at me like, so what? The funny thing is, I could kill in this town I live in in Yellow Springs, Ohio, I could kill a family of 10 deer in my front yard and nobody would give an s. But if I cut one walnut tree in my backyard, I'm on the front page of Yellow Springs new. I'm a terrorist. Yellow Springs, 10 most wanted. It's a different life, but I'm enjoying it. I said, I'm going the streets to the creeks, from the hoods to the. I said, forget Hollywood. I'm going from the streets to the creeks, from the woods to the hood, from whores to oars and from Adidas to Tevas. And that's when I self appointed myself as the river ninja of Yellow Spring.

[Josh Arnold]

Is Young's Jersey dairy still there?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah, I love that place.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good spot.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And I look and then I'm on the road so much. It's kind of cool just to, like, if I want chaos, which sometimes I do, I'm on the road enough, I'll do that. But when I get home, I just want to relax. And I promise, y'all can't tell nobody, especially just streets. All right? No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You're secret, safe, with us.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Don't tell the streets, but we're. Listen, look in my eyes, man. I need honesty right now, all right? I bought a bird feeder.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man.

[Pat Godwin]

It's over for me.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Pat Godwin]

And I know how to.

[Chick McGee]

Don't worry. I'm texting somebody. I'm not texting anybody.

[Pat Godwin]

All right, since you're not telling anybody, then I can make this noise.

[Josh Arnold]

Calling the birds down the backyard, talking to the birds.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. We're learning secrets from Danelle Rawling.

[Chick McGee]

Helium.

[Tom Griswold]

Helium is the place. Once again, helium. Then Zany's coming up, Kid Rock's Comedy Jam and more. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later Today on our YouTube channel. It's part sports.

[Chick McGee]

We have football on the brain, part pop culture. Dennis Leary, True or false. You refuse to wear a glove with Mickey Mantle's signature on it. It through be the sandlot.

[Tom Griswold]

The Red Sox blood, the Bruins blood.

[Josh Arnold]

They run deep.

[Jeff Oskay]

Add in the best celebrity interview.

[Chick McGee]

Robert De Niro here on the Rich Eisen Show.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you, sir?

[Josh Arnold]

Just got over a 24 hour virus.

[Chick McGee]

The antidote is to appear on the Rich Eisen Show.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go. I would have done it earlier.

[Jeff Oskay]

And you've got the Rich Eisen show podcast.

[Chick McGee]

There is a medicinal quality to appearing on this program.

[Jeff Oskay]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Tom Griswold]

Downtown tonight and tomorrow.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Pat Gossip. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

We're at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick Magee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. And hello, Donnell Rawlings, a voice that many of you may recognize from, among other things, a lot of work with Dave Chappelle, who now happens to be your neighbor in Yellow Springs, Ohio, when you're not in la.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he also the special I had on Netflix, it premiered February 27th of last year. It was called A New Day. He was actually the producer of that show also.

[Tom Griswold]

And you've been doing a lot of work with him, a lot of other stuff people recognize. What do people recognize you for the most?

[Pat Godwin]

I have to say 100%. It's the Chappelle Show. And it's like the show was just so iconic, still is ingrained into pop culture now. But Entertainment Weekly did a article story some years ago and it had the top 100 shows in the history of television. Chappelle's show was ranked with that along with HBO's the Wire. And I had, I had the pleasure of working with David Simon and a great cast over at the Wire. That was some years ago. And if people are a fan of Wire, I found out a lot of people are fans of Wire then you almost had to be a fan of David Simon had another series, it was a miniseries which Charles Dutton directed called A Corner. And it was about this family in Baltimore that was struggling with addiction and everything. That story won. That show won them three Emmys. And people wondered what they would do to outdo that. You couldn't. Because the story of a family and drugs, at the end of the day, people are going to die. People get killed. But that's when David Simon and the guys over there came up with HBO's the Wire. And I played the character Day Dae Price. I was assistant to Senator Clay Davis. But I think two biggest stars that came out of that was Idris Elba as Stringer Bell and Michael K. Williams as Omar. Michael K. Williams played the real gangster dude.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Oh yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Fun fact. A lot of people don't know the role of Omar came down to me and Mike.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Robert Colsberry one executive producer, RIP passed away some years ago. He said, daniel, we wanted. We was thinking about you for the character of Omar. We think you would have did a good job of that. But we thought was something special about this kind of corrupt guy from the streets that had his ties with the streets and the governor. Now if you follow the Wire, you real. If you know, you follow the first season of it, it was all about the inner city and everything that was happening in Towers. But what happened was the Baltimore tourism board complained.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

That every time they have a show in Baltimore is always depicted at this decrepit, drug ridden city. I'm like, have you ever drove through Baltimore?

[Donnell Rawlings]

Season two, they go down to the.

[Pat Godwin]

Docks, which is interesting. That's the re. And that's why like my character, if you, if you followed the way.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Yeah. Love it.

[Pat Godwin]

My character, if you realize I got caught with $30,000. Right. And then they brought me in to interrogate me or whatever. Something happened where I got to leave the police station with the $30,000.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

But though that it was unanswered because they had to switch from the towers to the docks. So that's when my character got lost in the sauce. They changed the arc of the story came back. But David Simon, the Only reason he did that, he really was a big fan of mine. He was like, I just wanted to do something to kind of show my appreciation for you being a part. Being a part of this series from the beginning. Brilliant show. It was a great show.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy, Dominic west from that show.

[Josh Arnold]

McNulty, the craziest thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he immediately drop the American accent when he was off camera?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. He was a director also. And the accent, the American accent, him and Idris was the same thing because.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know he was angling, but.

[Pat Godwin]

Those guys are so talented. Idris the same way. It was so funny because Minolti, I call him by the character name on the show. He directed the episode that I was in the last time. And part of my episode, I had to rat on Senator Clay Davis. And he comes up to me with his English accent. He was like, dunail. He said, I think. I don't know if you're playing this right. You want to. You really want to put this guy away. And he had the script, his head. He was like, you want to put him away? I said, I don't know where you from, but where I'm from, black people don't get excited about snitching. There's this phrase that's called snitches get stitches, right? So I said, as much as I don't want to snitch, I don't want to go to jail as much as that. That's why I played it with the nervous energy. And then he was like, I think you're right. And then Stringer Bell, Idris Elba, Stringer Bell, like, that show was nothing as hot as that show. The world at that time when it was out, and I remember I would go places. I was excited because I was a comic from the black circuit that had opportunity to be in a dramatic series like that. And I would see women, and they would get all excited. They'd be like, oh, my God. They like this. Are you on the Wire? And I'm like. And then they would be like, could you introduce us to Stringer Bill? I was like, screw Stringer Bell. I was so happy today that he had a contract issue and he didn't want to come back to the show. And when they killed him, I called all of those girls. I was like, yeah, your boy is dead, RIP it's so hard to say.

[Josh Arnold]

There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. Donell Rawlings, comedian and a very fine actor seen in, among other things, the Wire. Right now we're going to head over that way Because I can see Christy Lee sitting at the Silac insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

Story of a mom has gone viral. She'd found her toddler apparently eating her grandfather's ashes. Ms. Natasha Emney posted a video on TikTok showing her son walking around her living room covered in a gray powder. Powder. In the clip, Ms. Eminy shows an urn with the lid open, the container completely empty. Before she pans to show powder scotted scattered across her floor and furniture, she can be heard saying, quote, my son has eaten my dad's ashes.

[Chick McGee]

The second or third one of these we've had.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Why would do something with these urns? Child safe tops.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Put them on a mantle. They can't get that eye by the.

[Tom Griswold]

So how could you make this mistake?

[Chick McGee]

It was a little kid.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean where would you put it that a little kid can access.

[Chick McGee]

Coffee table or something?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, look here.

[Christy Lee]

End table. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

He has his grandfather's eyes.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, my character playing Ashley Larry, I don't think there's no problem with eating anybody's ash.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, that's. Yeah, do better.

[Tom Griswold]

Do the urns have like a screw top?

[Christy Lee]

Well, it depends on what urn my dad's does.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, a screw top. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

So you don't. So you don't knock it over and spill.

[Chick McGee]

Makes sense.

[Christy Lee]

My dad's were in more of a container, like a box kind of container. And the ashes were in a bag on the inside.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, mine, my Auntie Gerk was in a like a silver. It was like about the size of a tennis ball can.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

And it said the cremains of. And then they'd handwritten her name in there and.

[Christy Lee]

But they were in a bag on the inside, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, they were just loose on the inside.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we used to put a. We put our hide a key in there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. That's nice. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So that's a nice remembrance.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That lock to this day has a little bit of Annie Gerk in it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he had to reach down in there to get the key.

[Chick McGee]

I think he's joking.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm not.

[Chick McGee]

I hope he's joking. You're not. That's not a bit.

[Josh Arnold]

It's no garage.

[Tom Griswold]

It was in the garage of my mom and dad's house.

[Chick McGee]

All these years.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought that was absolutely true. It was. It was in one of those magnetic. They're called off. It says hide a key on it.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

So it wasn't just loose, it's about.

[Tom Griswold]

The size Of a domino. But that was inside the cremated remains.

[Christy Lee]

But it wasn't like lying in the cremaine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it was. Was.

[Chick McGee]

Jeez.

[Tom Griswold]

Every time I'd get it, it was. I think my mom did that. So it would be too gross that I'd remember to take my key to school.

[Christy Lee]

Well, anybody's going to look for a key, they're not going to look there.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true. Annie Gerk.

[Chick McGee]

What does. What does Gerk come from?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. She was always. I don't know what it was.

[Christy Lee]

She a Gertrude.

[Tom Griswold]

She was a Gurk. Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Her name was Gerk?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We called her Auntie Gerk.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Oh, so that's a nickname.

[Chick McGee]

Lovely.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what a real name was.

[Christy Lee]

You don't know her real name?

[Tom Griswold]

I was. She died when I was like, six.

[Josh Arnold]

And is there anybody that knows her real name?

[Christy Lee]

Probably knows.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet Jan's listening in England. Jenny, let me know. Now. Do you say aunt or Aunt Ant? Oh, you say aunt?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Ant. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I lost that bet.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding. Wow. There we go. I had the under. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no, it's Aunt. That's my aunt. Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Really? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I do, like, month, though. That sounds snooty.

[Pat Godwin]

I like that. Sounds old to me today. They got so many ways to call you. Oh, what's up, legend? What's up, OG? What's up? Just call me 50 and above and.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll be all right. Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And I'm at the age now where I get offended when they offer me, like, the senior discount.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

All the time.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm like, oh, no, I'll just pay the real.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't wait.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Chick McGee]

I'll discount me on everything.

[Donnell Rawlings]

I pay the full amount.

[Tom Griswold]

I do it all the time. Don't embarrass me.

[Josh Arnold]

I made some money. Will ya?

[Pat Godwin]

But I'm gonna get to the point where I want all my benefits. Me being a vet. I want my military benefits and I want my arp, My. I want all of that.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

I can see the future now. I'll be paying like 33 cents for a big Mac.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't wait. You were an Air Force guy, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I was an Air Force.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you for your service.

[Pat Godwin]

Not the toughest. Whenever people say, thank you for your service, I say, I didn't say I was patriotic. I said I was in the military. People from different cultures going for different reasons. Certain cultures. You say, why you join the military? To protect this great country, sir. You asked a black guy why you joined the military for the benefits, bro. They told me I would get a GI Bill, my own plane in three weeks. I'll be a general in two weeks.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm ready to go. Off we go into the wild blue yonder.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, Danielle Rawlings is our guest. Danelle on the road. Helium zanies, the Kid rock, Comedy jam all coming up in the next handful of days. Right now it's time to check in with Josh and talk about feet.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yes. And not just feet. If you have hip pain, back pain, knee pain, it may not because may not be because those areas are actually damaged. It may be all from your feet. Whatever you're wearing in your shoes is probably that thin liner that came with them. I'm sure that's just flopping around like a piece of baloney. Does nothing gives you no support. Sacrifice. Really.

[Pat Godwin]

Tragic.

[Chick McGee]

Tragic. Some would say sad and tragic. Well, you need to check out orangeinsoles.com especially if you're working on your feet all day, all you're doing is putting constant stress on your body. Orange insoles offer arch support and a deep heel cup that work better in your shoes to help support your body and give you better alignment, alleviating that discomfort. Find the right fit for you and whatever shoe you want. Sneakers, work boots, dress shoes, running shoes, moccasins. We were talking about those earlier. Maybe slide a pair of orange insoles.

[Christy Lee]

In here, then you have support.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. They also have many sizes, many shoes, many shoes. Oh, yeah. If you were listening Yesterday, many, many shoes. 15 and up.

[Tom Griswold]

And you know, Donnell used to be a morning radio guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He mentioned that he's noticing how you're stumbling.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, wait, wait.

[Pat Godwin]

His defense out on reads I was like this. And back to you, Chrissy. I'll just there for the punchlines, man. I respect anybody can do that, man.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm not sure that we're rooting for you, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I know they gave me one and not you. All of them. And that's an issue. But it's okay. No cutting required. The these are true to size. Go to orangeinsouls.com today for free shipping. Plus, orange insoles come with a 60 day we want you to be happy guarantee. So go ahead, try them out for a couple months. I think you'll find that discomfort is really going away. That's Originsouls.com Feel better? Do more.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have monkeys in the news, we have alcohol in the news. And we've got what may be the sequel to the Tiger King. Remember that thing, that guy.

[Chick McGee]

And they tried a season two and nobody cared.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there may be a season three. We'll find out what I'm talking about in just a second. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm fine. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold. I'm Chick Choking. Hello, Tom. We have a special guest.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Choking Chicken. See, now you take a break over there. I can help you here. We're hanging out in the studio here. The O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Got to get another song out of Mr. Godwin. I think any second now. We're hanging out with Danelle Rawlings, comedian. And let me, this is, with all due respect, did you know that you were going to be a good actor?

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't. It all, everything about my career just, just happened. I never thought I was going to be a comedian. I was supposed to be a D.C. police officer. I was a police officer in the Air Force waiting to become, I was working in a grocery store. I was waiting to become the D.C. police officer after the military. And there was a guy that used to work for Hostess Cupcake Company. He would stock the shows up with cupcakes and stuff. He was a comedian. He would give out tickets to come to the comedy show. So people at my job, we used to go and I would go there just to heckle the comedians. And I became a professional heckler. People started coming to the show just to hear me heckle. And of course, the club didn't want to deal with that. They dared me to go on stage. I went on stage and 32 years later, I never looked back. And then the standup. I created a sketch comedy group because I realized a lot of the jokes I do kind of three dimensional with characters. So I said, what about if I bring these characters to life in a form other than just stand up? And that led me to wanting to pursue acting. But everything that's happened in my career, if you want to say it wasn't anything that I thought about, it wasn't like I was a kid, like, I'm going to be a superstar star. I wanted to be an architect first, but I was horrible in math. That didn't work. Then I said, okay, maybe I'll be a carpenter. But I kept banging my finger up. So I was like, off we go into the wild blue yonder. And I just got into it and just kept going and kept going.

[Tom Griswold]

And because we know lots of comedians and over the years and let Me just say, not all of them can act.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

In fact, some of them are great comedians.

[Pat Godwin]

But it's interesting because when I first started, I was booking a lot of, like, dramatic stuff like the Law and Order search. People didn't know that I was a comedian or a comedic actor until I started working on Chappelle Show. They was like, what is this serious guy trying to be funny now and then? To this day, I think the Chappelle show kind of finally let people know that, you know, I could be serious and I could be funny. But I really enjoyed if somebody said, what type of show would you want? I wouldn't want to do a sitcom. I would rather be like Comic Relief in a dramatic series. Sort of like Richard Bells was when he was with the. What was it long? Was it? Law and Order?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, one of those.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Like, he was a funny guy, but he was just. I like going against what people think I'm supposed to be.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's great. Our guest is Danelle Rawlings. We have Christy Lee, of course, at her post. She is at the SILAC Insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

A Nevada man has been arrested for illegally keeping tigers. He claims they were his emotional support animals.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, ksnv, the TV station that never.

[Christy Lee]

Quits, reports that Big Cat's Entertainment owner Carl Mitchell was taken into custody. His seven tigers, six of which Mr. Mitchell claims to have rescued from Joe Exotic, were seized from a private residence in Pahrump. Is that a real place?

[Tom Griswold]

It is a real place.

[Chick McGee]

I know it sounds funny, doesn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. A real place.

[Christy Lee]

I thought you were pulling my leg. No, Mr. Mitchell claims the tigers are his emotional support animals.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't Bob Zany live close to Perum?

[Donnell Rawlings]

I think so.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Nye County Sheriff Joe McGill said Mr. Mitchell did not have the proper permits to possess the dyke tigers and has been in violation for quite some time. The sheriff went on to say, quote, we have received information over the years that he has been seen walking the tigers loose around the property, off the property, in the desert. There have been social media posts from him with people interacting with the tigers, which is a violation.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, here's what the real question is. Did they pick up the tigers? Poop?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I know you're concerned about that.

[Christy Lee]

Well, now, I mean, that's a hell of a bag.

[Tom Griswold]

They bury it, tiger.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, tigers will bury their own.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they may. I'm not sure.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, like a kitty, like in a big litter box.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't know. That's. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think most felines do.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that the. I mean, the whole Joe exotic thing, remember that? That was the pandemic. Go to this. The whole thing where people are allowed to have tigers is crazy and very state by state.

[Christy Lee]

And you're. You have to have a permit.

[Josh Arnold]

You need tiger tags. I mean, you can get them, but you're putting them on his collar.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Someone said, how's the tiger as a pet? And I said, they're great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you did.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on.

[Pat Godwin]

That was easy right there for everybody. You had it.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't Joe exotic in prison?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, he's still in prison.

[Chick McGee]

Where? Where? I. I think he's having a hell of one hell. He's really enjoying himself. He's married, actually, right?

[Christy Lee]

I think he is married. Married. Yeah.

[Donnell Rawlings]

You got married again?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. That was such an odd, odd situation.

[Chick McGee]

But yeah, I have an emotional support cougar.

[Christy Lee]

Do you?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How old is she?

[Chick McGee]

Alice? Every now again I take her to Panera.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a wonderful woman.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'll bring her to take her to Kohl's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This, the service animal thing is getting a little.

[Josh Arnold]

You bring your Kohl's dollars?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't do that. I don't think they do. The service animals. I think they were having so much problems because everybody, everybody had an illegal document. I think now it's just a straight up thing. If you're, if you have a pet, you got to pay 150 bucks. Oh, yeah, yeah. Because everybody had used somebody.

[Chick McGee]

They started getting wild peacocks and things.

[Tom Griswold]

Crazy, all type of stuff. A parrot.

[Pat Godwin]

I was like, it's a moral support, emotional. But then I think they said, no, we just went out money now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you've got your emotional support. Wild birds. You just said you bought a bird feeder for your little house.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't travel with the birds, sir. I'm studying them in their natural habitat. Cause I lived a lot of times in New York and we didn't have colorful birds. All our birds were gray. In New York. It's something to be said. You see a cardinal in a blue jay. I'm like, oh, my God. The streets have left me. I'm really part of the creeks right now, man. But it's peaceful just watching the birds. But this one bird, I don't know if he's got a seeing problem. I don't know if it's the glass or something. I think this bird's trying to kill his. Himself.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they do that.

[Pat Godwin]

What, What? So what, what can you do to stop the la. He just goes boom. Right into the glass.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I've heard that if you hang like a plastic snake or something on your glass, maybe that will help.

[Pat Godwin]

My question is, I don't even know where to get a plastic snake.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe a toy store. I think Amazon.

[Pat Godwin]

So was that supposed to scare the.

[Josh Arnold]

Bird from Spencer's Gifts have plastic snake.

[Christy Lee]

I had a piloted woodpecker do that last week on my house. And he's as big. As big as a penguin. I mean, he was huge.

[Pat Godwin]

Highlighted woodpecker.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the big woody woodpecker. The. With the red heads on.

[Chick McGee]

Now I tried the snake thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I, I put it out on the ledge there. But the birds couldn't get the peanut butter can open.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that was so close.

[Chick McGee]

It was close.

[Tom Griswold]

The peanut butter brittle can.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna try it again in five minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Josh Arnold]

Stick around for that. Stay. Stay here.

[Chick McGee]

There is something there.

[Tom Griswold]

Danielle knows what it's like to trip over a joke when it's early in the morning and you've been on a red eye.

[Pat Godwin]

And I came straight here just to learn about picking up poop.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if you're just joining us, thank you so much for being here. We are in the Bob and Tom studios known as the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Our guest is comedian Donnell Rawlings. And Christie's over there at the. At the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

A new study has found the world's best yodelers are monkeys. Monkeys. Apes. And monkeys have special anatomical structures in their throats called vocal membranes. An international team of scientists studied the calls of various primate species and discovered that their vocal membranes allow monkeys to introduce voice breaks to their calls. Human yodels typically span one octave or less, whereas New World monkeys are capable of exceeding three musical octaves in the.

[Chick McGee]

This doesn't count. You can't compare animals.

[Tom Griswold]

A sample.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy, there we go.

[Chick McGee]

Of a monkey yodel.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

You know, they are good.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, that's funny.

[Chick McGee]

It was funnier when we thought it was the monkey yodel.

[Tom Griswold]

It's funnier.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, what are you.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you doing over there?

[Chick McGee]

Because I was also picturing the monkeys in the poker band or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, they've got those little suits on. The leader hosing thing? Sure. That's nuts.

[Christy Lee]

I think there's also new research out there that found male fruit flies that drink alcohol become more attractive to females.

[Tom Griswold]

That makes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so the. So the male fruit flies drink the alcohol, but then the sober Females are more attractive.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, you know, a drunk.

[Donnell Rawlings]

A drunk fruit fly.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's not maybe. Is it because.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe at last call.

[Tom Griswold]

So it would be because, let's see, the. If the males are the drunk ones. So is it like beer goggles, but. But not really.

[Donnell Rawlings]

It seems to be opposite.

[Christy Lee]

Here's what happens. Fruit flies feed on rotting fruit. Right. That gradually produce alcohol. Scientists have been trying to understand why the insects are attracted to said alcohol. And they found that the alcohol increased a male fruit flies production of pheromones, which made them more attractive to the female. Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That does not happen with humans or the drunk fruit flies. Now think, well, she was kind of a dog. But no, what the hell? You're misunderstanding the story.

[Chick McGee]

Opposite of that, the females are sober.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

And they get more attractive to the drunk.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm saying the drunk fruit fly looks at this pig fruit fly and goes, well, it's last call. I'm going for it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you're. You're.

[Pat Godwin]

So you got to drink responsible and eat responsible.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. He's not actually wrong because they say males were therefore strongly attracted to alcohol, especially those who had never made it.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's still wrong. His premise is still off.

[Christy Lee]

Well, not if.

[Chick McGee]

No, it is.

[Josh Arnold]

What are we talking about again?

[Christy Lee]

Drunk fruit flies.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just still mad that I messed up. Peanut brittle.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

That would have been such a good. Would have been such a good joke. Maybe we can set it up, your anaconda thing now. Hey, you know what I heard, Josh?

[Christy Lee]

What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

I heard that if you put a fake snake on your windowsill, it'll stop the birds.

[Chick McGee]

I tried that. I tried it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, what happened at your house?

[Chick McGee]

But the birds had trouble getting the peanut brittle can open.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Peanut butter.

[Tom Griswold]

The peanut butter can wouldn't have made. Wouldn't have made any sense. You see?

[Chick McGee]

But shouldn't the fakes snakes be in a peanut butter jar as a.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Who has a can of peanut brittle sitting around their house?

[Tom Griswold]

That's the stock joke, though.

[Pat Godwin]

I just want to check your browser history, man.

[Chick McGee]

It's mostly like something.

[Pat Godwin]

Booty talk for everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

Why did they make it brittle, though? Yeah, why not?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Why not something that every house is.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I think it's the weight.

[Donnell Rawlings]

The uniqueness of it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the weight. The weight of a candle. The weight of a can of peanut butter was a can What? Peanut brittle.

[Josh Arnold]

Peanut brittle and a fake snake weigh the same.

[Tom Griswold]

Peanut brittle is light. So these fake snakes don't weigh a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

What He's a can of peanut butter.

[Chick McGee]

But they have to change it now for modern. I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No kid knows what a can of peanut.

[Josh Arnold]

So put a weight in the bottom of it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And peanut brittle, by the way, way overrated. No, I think it's.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's perfectly. I don't think people are loving peanut brittle. I don't know that it's overrated.

[Tom Griswold]

When is the last time someone offered you peanut brittle?

[Chick McGee]

Exactly. That's why it's not overrated.

[Donnell Rawlings]

I love peanut brittle. I swear to God, I love it.

[Chick McGee]

It has its place. Donnell, are you a fan of peanut brittle?

[Pat Godwin]

I think that's a granddad's candy to get their grandkids to shut up.

[Chick McGee]

Because it also kind of clues that.

[Pat Godwin]

Those Werther's just like. That's like. Okay, be quiet, kid.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

But I'm a Mr. Goodbye Guy myself.

[Chick McGee]

That is one of the finest candy bars. Hershey's and peanuts. You can't call them payday.

[Pat Godwin]

Payday. Got, you know, the regular payday. Every so often they got a special. Got a payday of chocolate cover. Payday. And that'll change your life. Really?

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, man. It's hardly. They don't. It's like. I don't know if it's a special promotion or in certain areas, but every so often I travel so much. I'll go to a rest stop and they'll have the chocolate covered. Paydays. And I'll just buy the whole, like, case. I wish I could just drop one on you right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we had yesterday. We had Reese's or. Reese's is releasing.

[Josh Arnold]

Reese.

[Tom Griswold]

They're releasing peanut butter and jelly.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Cups.

[Tom Griswold]

Cups. Instead of just the peanut butter cup, it's. There's a peanut. PB&J cup is. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Great bore. Strawberry, if you'd like.

[Chick McGee]

No, thanks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm with you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to try them.

[Christy Lee]

Are you?

[Tom Griswold]

I want to try one. Yeah. Okay. The peanut butter and chocolate, though, is great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it really is. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But the science worth. I love peanut butter and jelly. Isn't that your favorite food, John?

[Chick McGee]

It is, yeah. Yeah. Peanut butter and jelly sandwich is my.

[Pat Godwin]

Favorite favorite food you ever did. I know this sounds kind of freaky, but you ever warm the peanut butter up in a microwave and take apple slices and dip it?

[Chick McGee]

I haven't. I have not done that. But it sounds great.

[Pat Godwin]

Best snacks you ever have in your life.

[Chick McGee]

Now, occasionally, I'll make a toasted peanut butter and jelly. And the peanut butter naturally, you know, gets warm that's good. And that is good. So that's got to be great.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't the peanut butter?

[Pat Godwin]

You know, when I first saw the warm peanut butter, it was. Lexington Steele was in Booty Toss.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Drifted on Gianna Michaels.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep. You know too much, man.

[Donnell Rawlings]

You both know too much.

[Pat Godwin]

I think the co stars of these plays, that's her first work and she, she won an AVN back in 1932.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm not, I'm not totally that guy.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I am a little too close.

[Tom Griswold]

We do have that guy here.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, yeah. I'll never forget one time hiapatial Lee came in here. Who in that era was a famous porn star. Remember this?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

All of a sudden he's asking about directors.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wasn't that director. It was unbelievable how hard.

[Pat Godwin]

That's so funny.

[Tom Griswold]

How hardy did you have to be to know who directed a porno movie? You actually got to the credits.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't even think you even need a direct. You just have the camera guy that has to be quiet and don't breathe.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Hard while you're doing it.

[Pat Godwin]

Cut into one. That's got to be the worst first thing to hear as a porn star. Back to what? That was all I had.

[Donnell Rawlings]

I shot my shot.

[Chick McGee]

He has to pull out and dry it off.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now we have. Coming up, Christie Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a lemonade stand and a guy in trouble for that we have an OTTER update. We have fentanyl in the butt.

[Chick McGee]

I hope this is a grown man operating a lemonade stand.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it's worse. It's worse. You'll find out right now if you want to feel safe at home, what do you have to do?

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Simply safe. Coming up, we have in the news naked guy, crowded beach. It gets worse. We are in the orally auto parts.

[Pat Godwin]

This is a very interesting show.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Just got to get a hold of us. Call fax, mail or email. Email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

The pound tonight.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. There's Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Christy lee. I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. We have a great guest in the studio. He is a comedian, actor, former radio DJ Donnell Rawlings.

[Pat Godwin]

Everybody's my phone is blowing up. You guys start talking about warm peanut butter Now. They'd say, what about the warm baby, y'all? I had no experiences with warm baby. Everything is warm. You're gonna warm your lotion up, your coffee up. Nope, only the peanut butter.

[Chick McGee]

Now, you were at plenty of Diddy parties though, right? Were they?

[Pat Godwin]

I wasn't at a diddy party. I was at a diddy function.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Had never turned into a party. There's a picture of me on the yacht with Diddy some ten years ago now. Ten years ago, this would have been an iconic photo.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

Ten years later, my nine year old son says, the picture looks sus daddy. And I was like, I don't know what you see in that picture, but I see nine successful black men talking about generational worth building their communities.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

And one of my friends said, I know that's what you see, but we see you sitting between Diddy's leg. The photo was an accident. Everybody know anything is gonna be a slippery surface around him. I slipped on the surface. It just so happened. He happened to be behind me and my elbows was right on his kneecap like it was an arm wrestle. But it wasn't sus. It was just by, by chance.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Everything's okay then.

[Pat Godwin]

He was not behind me talking about bad boys.

[Josh Arnold]

So that is an elaborate explanation, isn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

It's a real one. That's my story. Sticking to it.

[Tom Griswold]

It adds up. Now explain the Epstein island thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, well, the yacht was going to pull up the Epstein island, right? It was closed up due to not having enough peanut butter on deck and.

[Christy Lee]

All that type of stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Pat, you could do a song. What's that song? Thunder Island.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Oh, the J.

[Tom Griswold]

Furnace Island.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Get.

[Tom Griswold]

Get to work on that. Christy Lee is at the Silenc insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

Well, police in Florida arrested a nude man on a crowded beach. They found him surrounded not by warm peanut butter, but by beer and a pair of women's underpants. Walton County Sheriff's office said deputies responded to Top Sale State park following reports of a man possibly masturbating on the beach.

[Josh Arnold]

Possible.

[Pat Godwin]

Son of a.

[Christy Lee]

When they arrived, deputies encountered a 60 year old Martin Earl Le Buff sitting in the buff. He was nude between two umbrellas with, oh yeah, several beer cans next to him, as well as a pair of women's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's where it all happens, Officer.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the problem?

[Christy Lee]

So you got arrested.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to hand it to the guy. Think about this.

[Christy Lee]

Of sexual organs. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got the umbrella set up.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

He brought the beer along.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And he has a pair of women's underwear, but he's not wearing it.

[Christy Lee]

No, he's naked.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe his trick is sort of like a Cinderella type thing. Okay. Try these on, will you? If they fit. You're the girl that I met that one time at the club.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy's really going out there.

[Chick McGee]

It sounds like he's having a blast.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, right.

[Christy Lee]

He thought about it. I mean, he put some effort.

[Tom Griswold]

He planned it.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. So it probably wasn't the first time he'd done this.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm curious, what was his soundtrack? Michael Jackson.

[Tom Griswold]

A boombox.

[Pat Godwin]

They told you, don't you ever come.

[Chick McGee]

But that is that. Yeah. What?

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Donnell Rawlings]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He had to have had a radio. I hope that's the one thing missing.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a head of.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think you want to draw attention to yourself. Or maybe you do.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, but you want tunes on a beach when you're drunk. Sing along.

[Donnell Rawlings]

I'm guessing he was too drunk and just pulled his pants off and had a couple more beers.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no. It says right in the. Says right in the beer. Please drink responsibly. I mean, we've established the fact that he wasn't doing that.

[Pat Godwin]

He should have been drinking water.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You ever been naked on a beach, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

God, no. Not. Not during the day. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You've skinny dipped.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right. All right, a couple times. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'VE only skinny dips in pools. I've never done it in a lake. Yeah, like, or an ocean.

[Christy Lee]

Ocean. That would be scary. There are critical critters in there.

[Tom Griswold]

There sure are. Yeah.

[Donnell Rawlings]

They can bite stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Or pins, but you gotta add to. I'm telling you, you gotta add warm baby oil to the pool.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you come out?

[Pat Godwin]

Moisturizer.

[Christy Lee]

Don't ask him. I know what you're gonna ask.

[Tom Griswold]

What am I gonna ask him?

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm not gonna say it.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you swim? See?

[Donnell Rawlings]

Oh, I can't.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Donnell, he does ask almost every comedian this.

[Pat Godwin]

Why are you looking at me like I'm supposed to have a crazy reaction to that?

[Chick McGee]

I'm not.

[Pat Godwin]

I could swim. And somebody said, well, Donnell likes Jeff Ross did a joke. We're in the Rosebud. He was like, donna, it's funny. You like Teddy swims because most black guys can't.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what he said. Right? Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, I can swim. I mean, I'm not doing no ocean swimming or anything like that, but I could save my life and I could do some laps in the pool.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Very good. There we go. See that?

[Tom Griswold]

Proving. Thus proving my point.

[Pat Godwin]

I just want to know what the, what the, what the record is. I want to know what, how to chalk them. Who, who could. Have you actually had adults that come in here that can't swim?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Many lived in New York and they.

[Tom Griswold]

Can'T, they can't swim and they can't drive.

[Pat Godwin]

That's definitely a New York thing. And I guess, you know, people like to chalk it up to different cultures, but, like, where I grew up, we didn't have a lot of swimming pools. It wasn't a beach close by, so that could be part of the reason why.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, but have you ever skinny dipped?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, I've done that.

[Tom Griswold]

Ocean, Ocean Lake, Ocean Lake.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I've done it around the house. I, I, Yeah, I will dip.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

We need to expand on this.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

I want to get out of here, you know? Got to get out of here. No, I'm joking.

[Donnell Rawlings]

No, my brother lives in New York and he doesn't drive at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he know how to drive?

[Pat Godwin]

They don't have a but think about it. In New York. What do you, what do you do if you don't. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Christy, have you ever skinny dipped?

[Christy Lee]

No. I know. I'm the one.

[Tom Griswold]

Really.

[Chick McGee]

That's all right. I mean, there's always time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but I'm not doing it in a lake or they're crazy.

[Donnell Rawlings]

What do you want to do it?

[Christy Lee]

Well, in a pool, maybe?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Pat, your apartment has a pool, right?

[Donnell Rawlings]

Does have a pool.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not gonna do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a warm pool.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. We're doing it for the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, if you're gonna want it done, you might as well just let it go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Public pool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

No, I. I don't know, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

I. Like I said, in a pool. Yeah, but not a. Not a lake or an ocean. And I'd happily do it again. It was fun.

[Christy Lee]

So you've done it in a lake, haven't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

I've done it in the harbor in Harbor Springs.

[Christy Lee]

Uhhuh.

[Josh Arnold]

You put the harbor in Harbor Springs, didn't you?

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's some cold water.

[Christy Lee]

That is cold water.

[Chick McGee]

I was alone. Did you guys. Were you with us alone?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't need to do it alone.

[Chick McGee]

It was when we were working.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you have your peanut butter with you when you did it at all?

[Chick McGee]

Half an hour before.

[Tom Griswold]

Calling all dogs.

[Chick McGee]

I had my peanut butter. Calling all dogs.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Dog whistle. Some peanut butter.

[Chick McGee]

We rented this big house when I worked with Rawlings. We were in Omaha for the college World series, and we were there for two weeks. We just rented this huge house. Everybody went out to dinner, and I didn't feel like it. I stayed home, had a couple beers, and they had this great pool outside, and I got naked and just walrused around for a while.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It was fantastic. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

So that means you've done it in a lake, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if skinny dipping counts, if you've done it by yourself.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's kind of weird.

[Tom Griswold]

It counts. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not saying it was.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Really, it is weird. I agree.

[Pat Godwin]

Get the party started. You ought to be like a walrus. Yeah, that was weird, man.

[Chick McGee]

But I liked it.

[Christy Lee]

Did you enjoy it? That's all that matter.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I have really had a very nice, relaxing time.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

I will happily do it again.

[Christy Lee]

So you skinny dipped with a group of people.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Well, Josh goes to vacation spot.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a group of two. I mean, I've done it more than once. Yeah, that's. That's a typical. That's a great move.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you know, it's a.

[Christy Lee]

Talked a girl into getting into that freezing water in the harbor.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding me? Look at the harbor lights. It's gorgeous.

[Donnell Rawlings]

He's good.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he is good.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, Danelle wasn't kidding. He does have actually have to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. It's great meeting you again, Danelle. What a great pleasure. So funny. And. And you can find out all about him. He's existing in many places in social media and he's going to be alive and in person. And it's helium. Then Zany's and the Kid Rock Comedy Jam. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

This is the Bob and Tom show. Text us at 888-262-866. One more Bob and Tom next.

[Chick McGee]

Lunch on me.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Hey, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hey there.

[Josh Arnold]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Auto Parts. Yeah. I'm Jake McGee and there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick. Thanks. Donnell Rawlings. Ashy, Ashy. Larry the Main.

[Donnell Rawlings]

The Chappelle Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, from the Chappelle Show.

[Chick McGee]

Great team.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Very nice, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Good to see him live at Infinite Person. And we have Christy Lee, of course. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. Do we have another song coming from you, Pat?

[Donnell Rawlings]

I have a song with a story.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah?

[Christy Lee]

What story? Pick one.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Well, I like the Amish story, you.

[Christy Lee]

Know, I got that. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is really surprisingly sad.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you think? I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

We'll find out, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Pennsylvania police say and have arrested a man that had been robbing Amish buggies in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania. Where my aunt lives. The Pennsylvania State Police Department says one victim was in his buggy when a vehicle approached him from the front. Stopped. Man got out of the car, took the victim's wallet at gunpoint. From an Amish guy while officials were on the scene?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but he made it. He made the gun himself.

[Tom Griswold]

The Amish guy isn't robbing. Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

While officials were on the scene, a second victim reported a similar incident that occurred on a nearby road. Authorities have asked information about these robberies to contact authorities.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's a scumbag.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Hello. Is this the special place in hell? Yes. We have a reservation for the guy robbing Amish folk with a gun. That is. That is pathetic, Pat.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Amish folk are a quaint bunch I come from Philadelphia, and in Lancaster county we have a huge Amish population. And I had stayed there for a short amount of time when I was trying to hook up with somebody. Let's, let's, let's say. And really they came up with a pretty outrageous line. I hear your tv, I see a car. They say you drink just like a fish down at the bar Those black claws don't make me laugh yeah, you're Amish. Amish, my ass. Put down those noodles Shampoo your hair under your dress. You're wearing lacy underwear Saw you at Best Buy and yoga class yeah, you're Amish. Amish, my ass. Hey, if you don't want to see me just come out and tell me Just say no I've been rejected by much better than you but this Amish thing you're never gonna sell me.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Cause you're wearing earrings under that bonnet Just got a buggy but it's got an engine on it Just tell me no or say you'll pass. Yeah, you're Amish. Amish, my ass. Yeah, you're Amish. Amish, my ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. I have a question.

[Chick McGee]

Pat. Godwin. Godwin. Two glasses. Pat. Two glasses. Godwin.

[Donnell Rawlings]

You.

[Chick McGee]

You. You have your whole show.

[Josh Arnold]

The song, the whole song.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a pair of glasses on your head and a pair of glasses on.

[Donnell Rawlings]

That look good on the video.

[Chick McGee]

I took a picture. I sent it to Jess.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not aware that you have a pair of.

[Jeff Oskay]

Someone in the.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Halfway through the song. Couldn't have said something.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't want to interrupt you.

[Donnell Rawlings]

No, I was.

[Tom Griswold]

You were off guard.

[Donnell Rawlings]

I was thinking it would have been less distracting. I thought it was awful quiet.

[Christy Lee]

Caught you off guard. You told me you had a song about a story.

[H]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

When he.

[Donnell Rawlings]

When he asked me. Pay attention. Just came back from a lovely segment. I was unprepared.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a. I have a question, and I don't know the answer. Would someone be hitting on these Amish because they carry more cash? Because they don't use credit cards, or do the Amish use credit cards? I don't know the answer to this.

[Chick McGee]

I think there are a few reasons. I think that is a good. That I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm only guessing.

[Chick McGee]

I think also they figure it's an easier. It's easier than an automobile.

[Christy Lee]

They're probably not armed.

[Chick McGee]

They're probably not armed in some way yet they're probably. Probably kind. You know what I mean?

[Josh Arnold]

That's where we had them they were too kind.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They're not going to put up a fight necessarily. Who knows? Those are all assumptions that I think the guy would make. I'm not saying that.

[Tom Griswold]

Do the Amisha curse a lot?

[Chick McGee]

I'm not too sure. I doubt it.

[Christy Lee]

I doubt it.

[Tom Griswold]

Screw thee oh would be thief. Bang. Huh? I yeah, they're shooting him. I Again, a special place in hell for the guy that's doing this. But. Yeah, I don't know the answer to that. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

There's some more people that should go to hell. Turkish authorities have arrested a group of 25 scammers.

[Chick McGee]

Christy Lee just said all Turkish people should go to hell.

[Christy Lee]

I did not say that.

[Chick McGee]

Shocking declaration.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh. I'm part Turkish. Stop it.

[Chick McGee]

I doubt that.

[Christy Lee]

I actually am. When we hit our DNA thing. Yeah, I'm like five.

[Chick McGee]

They just tell you things. You know what I mean? They make it up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, Grandfather, you'd get why I'm saying that.

[Chick McGee]

I don't even know what a Turkish person looks like. Do they have a gobbler?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. There's a joke there somewhere. Trying to find it. Oh, I got it. Turkey gobble.

[Josh Arnold]

I got it.

[Tom Griswold]

What's a gobbler?

[Christy Lee]

A gobbler. It's that thing on their neck that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Not called a gobbler, isn't it? No.

[Chick McGee]

In layman's terms, it is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody knew what I meant.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the wrong thing.

[Chick McGee]

Is this really how you want to end the week, my friend?

[Josh Arnold]

Now think about it for a minute. Is this really how you want to end?

[Tom Griswold]

It's called. It's called the waddler.

[Chick McGee]

That's pretty. Yeah, I think it is a waddle, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it really? I'm just. Now, again, I'm guessing. I have no idea. I'm unprepared.

[Christy Lee]

We all knew.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't believe the Turkish thing either. So what's happened to these poor people?

[Donnell Rawlings]

Looked in a mirror.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. Turkish authorities arrested a group of 25 scammers who used fake treasure maps in a million dollar buried treasure scam scheme. The suspects traveled to villages in a rural region where they offered locals fake treasure maps.

[Chick McGee]

They should have known they were fake when they said One Eyed Willy's pirate ship.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they have everybody? The Goonies.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have the standard big X on the ground when they hold their. Like every cartoon. Every cartoon that always. They'd be looking and they. They're walking around and they, oh, there's a big X on the ground.

[Chick McGee]

I Love that trope.

[Tom Griswold]

Dig here.

[Christy Lee]

People began digging in the places indicated on the maps and found fake artifacts that scammers had buried.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they must have been so excited when they found them.

[Christy Lee]

Person posing as a priest convinced the victims to hand over the item stating they could not be sold in Turkey.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, posing as a priest again. That special place in hell.

[Christy Lee]

And collected a commission by promising to sell the items on their behalf.

[Chick McGee]

I see.

[Christy Lee]

The criminal gang managed to amass $1.32 million before they were caught. This is really, really awful.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's. At least it's old school.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, most of the scammers now are calling old people and saying, we're turning off your electricity, you didn't pay your bill. And. Or they're doing the. I keep getting.

[Christy Lee]

Still getting those toll things.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm getting those. I get them every day.

[Donnell Rawlings]

I just got one yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

They say, yeah, you owe the state, blah, blah, blah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, if you pay it, they'll leave you alone.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are always fake. They will not text you a. If you're getting those, do not pay them.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I had a fake one yesterday. I couldn't believe it. It was there. Remember tax day, April 15th? Yeah, right. Not getting me this time.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Tried to get me last year.

[Chick McGee]

Hammers.

[Josh Arnold]

Bunch of scammers.

[Christy Lee]

U.S. customs officers in Texas intercepted a man carrying narcotics. Oh, this old story in his butt. Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man.

[Christy Lee]

The agency said the 41 year old arrived at the international crossing in El Paso. A drug sniffing dog.

[Chick McGee]

Did what a dog does, right?

[Tom Griswold]

How do they know? Don't dogs do that for everybody?

[Josh Arnold]

That dog must have thought I'm the luckiest dog alive.

[Chick McGee]

I got the greatest cage.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you know, the dogs don't do that. They actually sit.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean? Oh, yes, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

They detect drugs. They sit.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

They used to clot stuff, but they.

[Chick McGee]

So the drug dealers none the wiser.

[Christy Lee]

Right. The drug sniffing dog alerted officers to the presence of narcotics. They searched the man, determined drugs were concealed in his anal cavity. The 41 year old eventually passed the bundle and contents were found to contain one third of a pound of fentanyl.

[Chick McGee]

Right to jail.

[Tom Griswold]

Third of a pound. You're really not.

[Christy Lee]

He would die. Die in a second.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if you. Yeah, I mean, certainly. But I mean, think about a third of a pound of hamburger. The. I really. If you're a smuggler, that's kind of an amateur level.

[Chick McGee]

Not of that.

[Christy Lee]

Not of that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Let's assume it was some other.

[Chick McGee]

Well, so you're Saying this was a small rectum demand.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I mean, if you're. I think as rectum smugglers go, I think this guy must be a novice.

[Chick McGee]

You want four pound, William.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Right. You want to go serious?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And obviously if whatever he's holding it in breaks, he's dead in a matter of minutes.

[Christy Lee]

No joke.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the people even handling it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, if you're going old school. But again, if it's in jail, the keister is old school. But that doesn't seem like a great quantity.

[Christy Lee]

No, it doesn't seem like a good idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Should they measure it by weight back there or should it be by finger? Like booze?

[Chick McGee]

I think weight.

[Tom Griswold]

We do. I'd like three fingers of fentanyl in the Easter.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, just, just a thought. Right now, let's talk about your future. Maybe you're thinking, oh, when I retire, I don't know what's going on the stock market, what was it down yesterday? Almost 2000.

[Christy Lee]

Let's not talk about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Things getting a little scary? It goes up, it goes down. Will it come back? Who knows?

[Chick McGee]

Let's do what I do and don't look.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

What happened to stop talking and breathe? What happened to that?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello. Welcome back. To the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom. How are you? How the heck is it? Oh, just one. We have this important announcement.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, whoa.

[Chick McGee]

I hope to sneeze like that this weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

One of these days, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Good, good. Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. By the way, Josh, as we continue the the return of Fix the joke, baby, if you will. The waddle on a turkey. I was guessing it is in fact with teas Wattle.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I thought you were right.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not waddle like a duck.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. I thought maybe it was with. No, it's wattle.

[Josh Arnold]

Are ducks known to waddle or a penguin's known to waddle?

[Chick McGee]

I think both.

[Christy Lee]

I think both.

[Josh Arnold]

Both.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever heard that famous penguin song waddle? I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Because the best touchdown celebration in the NFL. There's a wide receiver for the Dolphins. I can't remember his first name. His last name's Waddle. And he a JJ Waddle.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And he, he waddles in the. That's not it. Oh, he waddles in the end zone. Oh. So you, you, you didn't know what peanut brittle was and you're gonna attack me now?

[Chick McGee]

Not attacking you at all. Having fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. But felt like an attack.

[Chick McGee]

I did not mean for it to.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, let's attack Christie once the thing.

[Tom Griswold]

The thingy on the chin of a turkey is a wattle.

[Josh Arnold]

We're still at that, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just wanted to clarify. We've had some problems today. Josh could remember peanut brittle versus peanut butter.

[Chick McGee]

Could remember I'd misspoke.

[Tom Griswold]

Then you called it the, what did you call it? The gobbler. The gobbler on the turkey.

[Christy Lee]

But everybody knew what he was talking about. A lot of.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's very confusing.

[Josh Arnold]

Say Christian talking with her gobbler.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know what a Cox comb is?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry?

[Chick McGee]

A Cox comb.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's when you get crabs. You put on the.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that may also be.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

You give you that little comb.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's the nice rooster.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Top there. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Like the Mohawk on. Yeah. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't come with the quell.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe depending on how am you're the.

[Christy Lee]

Only one that's had to use quell lotion is in this room.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

That was a crab shampoo.

[Donnell Rawlings]

That was a brand.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. I, I, I don't know if it's still out there. It's been a long time.

[Donnell Rawlings]

But you probably have some left in the bottles you used.

[Chick McGee]

I bet it smelled like that tar shampoo, you know.

[H]

Yeah.

[Donnell Rawlings]

It's probably industrial smelling.

[Chick McGee]

I have to use that every now and again. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that for?

[Chick McGee]

For me, it helps my dry scalp every now and again.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Called tar shampoo shampoo.

[Chick McGee]

It's like that tar oil or tree.

[Christy Lee]

Tree tar.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I forgot purple.

[Chick McGee]

Purple shampoo.

[Christy Lee]

Is it tea tree oil?

[Chick McGee]

No, this is that tar hard and like, like Pat said it smells like. Yeah, very industrial.

[Josh Arnold]

We pave the roads with tar.

[Christy Lee]

Is it black?

[Chick McGee]

It's very dark brown and it comes out like molasses.

[Tom Griswold]

We're talking about.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I think you got a whole just joining us.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry, we're talking about shampoo.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. I'm saying if they just pop the radio on, it's probably why am bald.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure it just, just pull your hair out. Killed everything up there.

[Christy Lee]

Things turned sour at a child's lemonade stand in Florida recently.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, should we hear about that after we've. Are we ready? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. I think we're going to check in. There's we on the satellite. There he is.

[H]

Hey, everybody.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Good to know. It's Jeff Osay, comedian Jeff Osay with. Well, you do the introduction.

[Josh Arnold]

I like the bow tie, Jeff.

[H]

I'm feeling smart.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you look smart.

[H]

I'm. Well, I'm gonna prove you wrong on that. We give you a lot of the news each week. We don't give you all the news. So I'm here to give you the news that we failed to mention.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's Jeff Oskar with failed to mention news.

[Chick McGee]

Long beard and that bow tie. You look like Rip Van Redenbacher.

[H]

Oh, I wish I had that kind of money.

[Josh Arnold]

You almost didn't remember Red.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I like.

[H]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I appreciate the joke. The paws threw me. That is a nice show.

[Chick McGee]

I, I, I think I do. For today's show, I get a star for effort.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think we all need a weekend.

[H]

Well, we were doing songs with long pauses. You just took it to the jokes.

[Josh Arnold]

We spent too much time together last week. This is a mess right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Or it could be Irving R. Levine, of course. The famous news. Who wore the bow tie?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, but then you want to add his beer, his look too to it.

[Tom Griswold]

If Irving Arlebene had been kidnapped.

[H]

Or Paul Simon, the senator.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes. Very good, very good. Now, how does the show work again?

[H]

I just read stuff and then try to make jokes out of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we're ready.

[H]

In China. China. They're now offering spicy bamboo skewers. Bamboo skewers that have been soaked in spice and then smoked over a fire.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[H]

You failed to mention the spicy bamboo skew are a huge hit with China's panda population.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they can't get enough of that.

[Josh Arnold]

Pandas like that bamboo. Tom, say skewers for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Skewers.

[Josh Arnold]

Skewers.

[Chick McGee]

Skewers.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you're the one who was saying skewers.

[Christy Lee]

I said skewers.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you said something else.

[H]

Tramp stamp tattoos are making a comeback. Have you seen this? Tramp stamp tattoos making a comeback. Well, you failed to mention my lady just got one. It's a portrait of my grandmother. That way, I'd last longer during doggy.

[Josh Arnold]

You know the phrase, if there's a better phrase, then hopefully I'll last longer during doggy.

[Donnell Rawlings]

I enjoyed that very.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? You gotta look. See?

[Pat Godwin]

Look.

[Tom Griswold]

See at Nana. And that throws you, huh? Oh, yeah, that'll.

[H]

That'll make you last another five minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

The meatloaf was done right at halftime of the Super Bowl. That's a pretty good phrase.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're right. Yeah.

[H]

Truck nuts are now illegal in Iowa.

[Tom Griswold]

Idaho.

[H]

I wish they tack on those coexist bumper stickers to the bill. Nothing makes me want to wreck a car like a coexist bumper sticker. The world's record for the largest ball of dog hair weighed 201 pounds.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[H]

You failed to mention. Of course, 12 of those pounds is just the Roomba.

[Chick McGee]

They left that in.

[H]

Yeah. Oh, you guys just talked about this. Some douchebag out there is robbing Amish buggies at gunpoint.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[H]

What you failed to mention. Give me all the unpasteurized milk and no one gets hurt. We learned Jessica Simpson drinks snake sperm to help her singing voice. Well, you failed to mention out there there's some silly snake slithering around bragging to all the snake buddies. You're never gonna believe what I got old Jessica Simpson to do.

[Chick McGee]

The other night.

[H]

Some lady set the record for being the first blind woman to swim the English Channel.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[H]

You failed to mention. At least that's what they told her. A mayor. Did you see this? A mayor in North Dakota had to resign after accidentally sending a lewd video to the city's female attorney. What you failed to mention. After what happened last week, I'm surprised he didn't get the city signal and recheck who he's sending the text to.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he didn't read the news at all.

[H]

No, he's completely out. And finally, we learned that a research study concluded that men love breasts.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[H]

What you failed to mention. I was a little skeptical at first, but after hearing this, maybe we are using too much of our money on science and research. I'm Jeff Askin. This has been the news that failed to mention.

[Chick McGee]

Jeffrey.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Jeffrey. Excellent, excellent work. Now, if you're just joining us. Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom program. And oh, I want to remind you real quick, coming up Saturday, April 19, it's a killer show. Willie G, Jeff Oskay, Josh Arnold and Pat Godwin at the Diamond Joe Casino Casino, Northwood, Iowa.

[Chick McGee]

First I'm hearing of this.

[Tom Griswold]

And you can get your tickets at bob and tom dot com. It's just around the corner. Saturday, April 19th, I'm busy.

[Chick McGee]

I have a show in Iowa that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. It's a Willie G, Jeff Oscar, Josh Arnold, Pat. That's gonna be terrific. I didn't know about this. Well, that's, this is the first time finding out. You guys are gonna have a lot of fun. That'll be cool. Right now we return to the SILAC Insurance news desk with dream Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Things turned sour at a child's lemonade stand in Florida. We're back to that. When an adult male allegedly committed battery after being denied a free refill.

[Chick McGee]

Let's hear him out.

[Christy Lee]

45 year old Steven Casamano was walking in a Clearwater neighborhood when he came upon a lemonade stand being run by several juveniles. The man purchased a glass of lemonade but reportedly became angry when he was not allowed to refill his cup.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, I was under the impression they're free refills.

[Christy Lee]

The suspect allegedly grabbed the female victim by the wrist.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, God.

[Christy Lee]

Aggressively while standing in a fighting stance and threatened to beat her up.

[Tom Griswold]

Some kid.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeez.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, now, wait a minute. We haven't seen these kids.

[Christy Lee]

I was soon apprehended by an officer and charged with felony battery.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Said juveniles, not, you know, who knows?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It didn't just say kids, did it? Yeah, they could. Delinquento's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

It's running. They're running a lemonade stand. It's obviously a bunch.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember tax id Cusimano on Sopranos? He was their next door neighbor, Kusamanos, or as Tony called him, K. Maybe they're related.

[Tom Griswold]

What a scumbag.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You don't threaten a kid at a.

[Tom Griswold]

Lemonade stand or he's going to go, well, he'll get three squares a day. Got that?

[Chick McGee]

Did they say free refills? And then they didn't come through.

[Tom Griswold]

I doubt it.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, there's got to be a reason he's not just a jerk.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean, where's the lemonade stands? Mission statement.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's look at that. The origin story.

[Chick McGee]

That's so funny. You turn the back of the sign and it's just their story of how they got started once upon a time.

[Josh Arnold]

Two years ago, when I was three.

[Chick McGee]

I decided we don't care restaurants and.

[Tom Griswold]

We have to give an email address. So three days later, you get a letter. How was our lemonade stand?

[Chick McGee]

What if you walked up to a lemonade stand and they had a QR code? You had to scan to see what they offered?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we're not too far from that.

[Chick McGee]

But I bet some lemonade stands take Venmo and cash out.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, what I saw on one of the socials this morning was, you can. You don't have to have cash at church. Now they handle. Hand out this. You can do Apple pay with your phone. It's an electronic gizmo. They pass.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, are you serious?

[Josh Arnold]

In the rows, and you take your phone, click, click, and it charges.

[Donnell Rawlings]

You can fake it like that's fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Or you can. You can. No, it's a. I think it's a great idea.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is a great idea, but.

[Chick McGee]

How far are we from. Boy, this is sort of an uncomfortable segue, but strip clubs. Just having a thing up there for the dancer.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, that'd be cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you know what?

[Chick McGee]

They don't like phones on.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, pictures.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, so maybe they won't ever do that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's free porn. Yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I just looked at the picture of this guy that allegedly grabbed a child and was screaming at her.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like he was right.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he looks like he's gonna.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it a normal sized adult with a tiny kid or.

[Tom Griswold]

He looks like he's been in stir before, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

Is it a mug shot or is.

[Tom Griswold]

There a mug shot? Scary looking.

[Josh Arnold]

You can tell Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he was in a lineup. I would say whatever it is, he's guilty.

[Josh Arnold]

Number three.

[Christy Lee]

Ever not buy a book because you don't like its cover?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

All the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Give this guy. Give this guy three squares and a rape kit.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God, he got a wolf on Drew.

[Tom Griswold]

He's gonna be. He's gonna be. He's gonna be part of a tag team sodomization. And matter of moments, go ahead and round them up.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you love seeing kids with lemonade stands?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And I always tell.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Adorable.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, always.

[Chick McGee]

Most of the time. I don't take their gross. Gross lemonade.

[Christy Lee]

I just give them a dollar or whatever. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I have a cup back, Mr. I've got to use it for the next guy. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, his also be 82 degrees.

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes you have to wonder about the location though, because it can be on a. It's too busy of a street sometimes to stop.

[Chick McGee]

They shouldn't do that.

[Christy Lee]

I know, but they do. And it's like an awkward.

[Tom Griswold]

How am I gonna get their kids.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Now I don't mean this to be jokey, but my son's a bit of a rebel.

[Pat Godwin]

He.

[Donnell Rawlings]

When he was very young, he had a chocolate milk stand and I told him that that was not the way because it would be hard to refrigerate. No, it was adamant and he did that.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing I like on a hot day than a big glass of chocolate milk.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Didn't sell a one.

[Christy Lee]

I might not. And you got a lot of curded milk.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Okay. I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

A Pennsylvania woman looking to get lucky again after she accidentally donated a jacket to charity with a winning lottery ticket inside.

[Chick McGee]

Idiot.

[Christy Lee]

Mildred Simo Raluto told WPVI that she bought the ticket at a grocery store last May. Later she decided discovered she'd won the two and a half million dollar jackpot.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not naming kids Mildred anymore.

[Christy Lee]

No, no. But could not find the ticket before remembering she had placed it inside a jacket she donated to the Vietnam Veterans of America.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm an old idiot.

[Christy Lee]

The organization donates clothing around the world, meaning the winning ticket could be anywhere. It expires on May 8.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoever finds this, Whoever finds it, we'll get it back to.

[Chick McGee]

If you don't give it back to that lady. Lady, you. You have to just live your life.

[Christy Lee]

Lottery officials come back. Yeah. No joke.

[Josh Arnold]

On the south of France.

[Christy Lee]

And she has to have the ticket in person to claim the jackpot.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you live with yourself? I find a way.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Donnell Rawlings]

She's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you have a game plan?

[Josh Arnold]

Day at a time.

[Tom Griswold]

If you win the lottery, don't you.

[Josh Arnold]

Have a. Oh, here we go again with this.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't.

[Donnell Rawlings]

You write your name on the back of the ticket.

[Josh Arnold]

You take.

[Tom Griswold]

Tape it to your body. You don't.

[Christy Lee]

You don't leave it in a jacket.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't leave it anywhere.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't they?

[Chick McGee]

I. I've heard like professionals whatever say if you win the lottery that. Especially that kind of sum, you tell no one and call a lawyer immediately.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you have to protect the ticket.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Get a fanny pack.

[Chick McGee]

So to protect the ticket, you tape it to your body. I think that's way too risky.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you put it in like a plastic bag and then tape it to your.

[Chick McGee]

Now that milk thigh, you don't roll it up tight and up your butt, you put ker.

[Donnell Rawlings]

You got to go butt.

[Tom Griswold]

Then you're. Then you're a two time winner.

[Donnell Rawlings]

I got a lot of nerves back.

[Tom Griswold]

I got, I got a grin.

[Chick McGee]

Why are you smiling? Did you just win the lottery?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that and, you know, I thought.

[Donnell Rawlings]

This would be bad, but it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

The odds of anyone finding it are pretty slim, especially up here, don't you think? I mean the odds of anybody. It's probably on a rack.

[Chick McGee]

The odds of somebody finding it and thinking it's a winning lottery ticket though.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Can't you go under it first and it gets ruined?

[Tom Griswold]

You can go online. Right. And type in the number and.

[Chick McGee]

Right. But wouldn't you just assume, oh, this is clearly a loser. Why would it be in the jacket?

[Christy Lee]

Exactly. She's not going to get it back.

[Chick McGee]

I sure hope she does because she already sounds like a charitable woman. No way she's going to do good with it.

[Christy Lee]

Running out of time.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not. The lottery commission's not going to take her word for it.

[Chick McGee]

You can't.

[Christy Lee]

Come on, you.

[Donnell Rawlings]

I've tried that.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't look, I, I took a picture of the numbers when they were on tv.

[Christy Lee]

Who else does it? The irs, they don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Do I look like I'd lie to you? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they have all kinds of great.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

It's peel and pour. This is going to revolutionize coffee at home and especially coffee at the office. And this portion of the Bob and Tom show is sponsored by Java House. Now, Josh, you were telling me that you have a little bit over there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I already made it so simple. Just peel and pour right out of the pod there. I think peel and pour is the best combo since peanut butter and jelly.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Or maybe eggs and Bacon.

[Josh Arnold]

Or since key and peel at least.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, very good, very good. It's the Java House peel and pour. Tell me how you do it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you grab the pod and it kind of does look like a Keurig pod, but my gosh, you don't need that gross machine at all. And it takes no time. You literally just open up the pod, pour it into some hot or cold water depending on whether you're have having coffee, cocoa, energy drinks, hydration drinks. They've got it all. And then I give it a little stir. So tasty. Christy just did it. What are you having, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

A little green tea, my friend.

[Chick McGee]

I mean that. And I was Talking for what, 15 seconds? I know it felt like three minutes.

[Christy Lee]

Done.

[Chick McGee]

But she was done.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Barista quality.

[Tom Griswold]

It is called Java House. Check it out. Javahouse.com and by the way, if you use the promo code Bob and Tom, that'll knock 25% off your order. That's Javahouse.com. once again, the promo code Bob and Tom. One big long word. B O B A N D T O M. Java House is the official coffee and refreshment of the Bob and Tom Show. And someone in this room said their favorite is the cocoa. Me. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

I mean it really is the finest hot cocoa I've ever had.

[Tom Griswold]

Should I bring in some of those mini marshmallows for you?

[Chick McGee]

I insist.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you like the little mini ones or the giant?

[Josh Arnold]

No, he likes the big ones cut down to mini ones. What he wants.

[Chick McGee]

What I do is I put a giant one in the hot cocoa.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Have it soak up all the hot cocoa and then I eat it with a knife and fork.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, please don't do that. Why?

[Chick McGee]

It's delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll embarrass yourself at the office. Java House revolutionizing office coffee, etc. Etc. And once again, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at, you can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Once again, thanks to the official beverage and refreshment of the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Java House keeping us perky, keeping us hydrated.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, something I got to think of a jingle. Pat, you got to help me. Something like we're getting down at Java House.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Java House Wake all night at the.

[Tom Griswold]

Java House Cuz it's so.

[Josh Arnold]

Ja. Ja.

[Tom Griswold]

House.

[Donnell Rawlings]

You're drinking with your spouse.

[Chick McGee]

Can I throw in a little beef? The java House. Little Fred. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. This is an off air discussion that we shouldn't have done at all. Where was. Oh, I know we've forgotten a couple things today. I had a nice letter wondering how Ace is doing. Got to get an update. Ace should be back sometime next week after his double broken leg.

[Chick McGee]

Ace, are you mad at me? I texted you yesterday and I got nothing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's Ace.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. But we. So we have not done a substitute Ace Cosby joke of the day.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Does anyone have one they'd like to.

[Chick McGee]

I can tell you one of my all time favorite jokes.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you need the intro?

[Chick McGee]

Sure, why not?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep. That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Josh. Guy walks into a bar, sits down. He says, bartender, five shots of tequila, please. Bartender pours out five shots. Guy goes down the line. One just takes second shot, third shot, fourth shot, fifth shot. Bartender goes, my gosh, sir, I've never seen a guy put him away like that. What? What are you doing? The guy says, well, if you had what I have, you'd drink like that too. Guy goes, oh, my. What do you have? Guy says, 25 cents.

[Donnell Rawlings]

I didn't see that coming.

[Tom Griswold]

It was delightful. So he. He couldn't really afford that. I see.

[Chick McGee]

He had to just quickly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Get out of there, stiff the bartender.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, we forgot to do our today in history segment. I don't know how we keep getting this. I know, it's unbelievable.

[Josh Arnold]

That means we put it right where it belongs, by God. Today in History.

[Christy Lee]

What is today? April 4th.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a big one.

[Josh Arnold]

It is?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. April 4th. One of the most famous, possibly the most famous presidential inauguration because it's failed in a way. 1841, William Henry Harrison.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, didn't he die like he.

[Tom Griswold]

He died a month after taking office because of his inauguration issue. Remember? It was.

[Christy Lee]

Caught the flu or something, didn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So, like in office for 100 days.

[Christy Lee]

Why won't they move him indoors?

[Chick McGee]

Well, they did this year.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, this year, But I mean, 1841, you think they would have.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he probably me was a little long winded.

[Chick McGee]

Trust me, country was better off. He was not my president.

[Josh Arnold]

Harris is not my president.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Donnell Rawlings]

Last a month?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Let's see.

[Josh Arnold]

Just about right for him.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is interesting. I want to. I'll do this in. In quiz form. Let's see. I think probably you'll have the most Trouble with this one, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Is it math?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Well. Well, not really. In 1974, Bill Gates and this man founded Microsoft.

[Chick McGee]

Steve Wozniak.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that was Apple.

[Christy Lee]

I have a guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Larry Ellison.

[Tom Griswold]

Steve Jobs. That's Oracle. No, no one knew Larry Allen. Paul. Paul Allen.

[Chick McGee]

Paul Allen, yes. Because I always think of American songs, Psycho, when. Paul Allen.

[Josh Arnold]

Paul Allen.

[Christy Lee]

He's the one that cashed out and was quiet. Right. You don't hear about him much.

[Tom Griswold]

He's deceased.

[Josh Arnold]

And Larry Allen.

[Christy Lee]

But I mean, he did.

[Josh Arnold]

Larry Allen is a Hall of Fame tackle for the Dallas Cowboys.

[Tom Griswold]

Paul Allen owned with the Seahawks or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Seahawks.

[Chick McGee]

Joan Allen. She's a good actor.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the great. He's sort of the Art Garfunkel of.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you don't hear much about him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Steve Allen was funny. Now, you ever have an Allen wrench?

[Christy Lee]

I have. I have quite a few of them actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Bought the company.

[Josh Arnold]

How do I get out of this? How the hell do I get out of here?

[Tom Griswold]

Here, this is for you, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And no one else. I'm gonna answer. Happy birthday. 1913. Brenda Fricker. McKinley Morganfield.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know this McKinley Morgan.

[Tom Griswold]

You know this.

[Donnell Rawlings]

I do not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, you do.

[Donnell Rawlings]

McKinley Morgan.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that a real name?

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's a good guess.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. I saw him in concert many times. McKinley Morgan feels one of the absolute greats.

[Josh Arnold]

John Lennon.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the great Muddy Waters.

[H]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's good to know. I didn't know that.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, my gr. Actually my grandma mentioned that she once met him and. And that they had a quite a love affair.

[Tom Griswold]

Did that.

[Chick McGee]

Right. I used to joke that she. Grandma, did you ever mount McKinley and.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but she really muddied the waters.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a Mkin it's there. Yeah, he's got to kind of muddy.

[Chick McGee]

The Waters was better.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. I. I like.

[Chick McGee]

But you can't get to muddy the waters without Mount McKinley.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. I see. Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Hate everyone.

[Tom Griswold]

We need to.

[Chick McGee]

We just. I just need to rest.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I told you last week. We spent way too much time we ever. And this is where it shows up laughing.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Enough.

[Josh Arnold]

We're ready to kill him. Eat other dumbass.

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 1932. Probably conceivably the shortest and yet most famous Peter Dinklage. Shortest in length.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Billy Barty.

[Josh Arnold]

Still Peter Dinklage.

[Tom Griswold]

Shortage in length in a movie Penis.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it Dinklage? It's got to be Dinkling.

[Tom Griswold]

The shortest scene of the movie.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that made the most impression.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Of a man dressed as a. A woman.

[Christy Lee]

Tootsie.

[Chick McGee]

No, that was a long.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it Gene Hackman and Birdcage?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Was it 1913?

[Tom Griswold]

Tony Birthday.

[Donnell Rawlings]

Tony Curtis.

[Christy Lee]

Tony Curtis.

[Tom Griswold]

Close. Anthony Perkins.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't give it away.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you know what? That's the spoil. Psycho.

[Chick McGee]

I tell you what, still super, super effective.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, yes, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

When they come in and tackle him, he did really does look like he's having a nervous breakdown.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 1960, the fine actor Hugo Weaving.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Mr. We were just doing this yesterday, Mr. Anderson. How are you going to complain without a mouth?

[Tom Griswold]

That's horrifying.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Oh, that was such a funny name.

[Chick McGee]

Hugo Weaving while I go crochet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He has a DUI that caught Hugo Weaving on fire right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you watched, have you seen the Matrix? You should probably watch that. It's a pretty good show.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I saw The Matrix Part 2 and I was completely lost.

[Chick McGee]

Rightfully so.

[Tom Griswold]

I found that out. I couldn't believe. I had no idea what was happening. A guy who has a, A excellent show out right now. David Blaine, born on the stage magician. Yeah. 1974.

[Chick McGee]

Could be an alien.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Amazing stuff going on. I saw just part of his new show. I've got.

[Josh Arnold]

I demand you find a question about Peter Dinklage.

[Christy Lee]

It's not his birthday.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll wait. He can find something about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Born in the state in 2012.

[Josh Arnold]

Dinklage.

[Tom Griswold]

Grumpy Cat. Remember Grumpy Cat? Internet sensation.

[Chick McGee]

Passed away a couple years ago.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it did though.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a Nefada famous beef with Garfield. Garfield. They both released rap albums.

[Chick McGee]

It got.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Complaining about the other and I don't remember that part. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Garfield, you hate Mondays, but I hate you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was a great song. Yeah. In the world of cat hip hop.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, it's normal.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know why they we were talking about that, that dog that caught the guy with the fentanyl in his keister. The right drug. The drug sniffing dog dogs.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't they have drug sniffing cats?

[Donnell Rawlings]

They can't be.

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't you have to buy cats licenses? You have to buy dog's license, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Would a drug stuffing cat find the drugs and just prefer not telling you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, kind of not care.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, you know something?

[Josh Arnold]

They wait for.

[Tom Griswold]

You're like, you're the cop.

[Donnell Rawlings]

I know where they are, but I'm not telling you.

[Josh Arnold]

Cats wait for I told you so.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, they do well thank you very much. Oh, we certainly appreciate your attention more than I could pay. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

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[Tom Griswold]

You get a chance to dig into.

[Pat Godwin]

My 14 year career in the NBA but also get the input from the people that will be joining. Charles Barkley, I'm excited to be on your podcast, man. It's an honor. Likely entrepreneur, filmmaker, Academy award winner, Nixon. Now you see I got you.

[Chick McGee]

But also how sports, brings life, passion.

[Pat Godwin]

Music, all of this together.

[Jeff Oskay]

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