The BOB & TOM Show - April 6, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – April 6, 2026

Host: The BOB & TOM Show Crew
Date: April 6, 2026
Podcast Description: A daily blend of comedy, talk, news, and sports with a rotating cast of comics, guests, and listener interactions.

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Overview

This episode is a classic, freewheeling BOB & TOM Show featuring hilarious banter, wordplay, offbeat news, sports digressions, nostalgic pop culture debates, and a deep-dive into the strange and interesting—including an exploration of vampires, fertility festivals in Japan, and the crunchy history of Doritos. Greg Warren joins for the weekly "Warren Report" with a comedic yet thorough look at Doritos, and the show is regularly interrupted by letters and audience questions.

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Episode Highlights & Key Segments

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1. Japanese Bank Heist & Wordplay (00:57–04:03)

• News Story: Christy Lee reports on Japan’s largest-ever bank heist.
• Comic Wordplay: The crew riffs on the spelling and pronunciation of “Fuku Toku Bank,” spinning it into puns and mock branch names like “Pooh Toku” and “Shove It Up.”
• Memorable Quotes:
  • “The police are taking every precaution against another heist, and they’re staking out the Pooh Toku sister branch.” – Chick McGee (01:43)
• Timestamps: [00:57–04:03]

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2. Nostalgia – Comics, TV, & Pop Culture (09:20–14:00)

• Newspaper Comic Strips: The hosts reminisce about comic strips like Barney Google, Snuffy Smith, Beetle Bailey, Family Circus, Doonesbury, Far Side, and Lockhorns, comparing childhood favorites and dissecting their humor.
• Google vs. “Barney Google”: The etymology of “Google” is discussed, revealing the comic’s version predates the tech giant.
• Memorable Quotes:
  • “I never got Doonesbury. Sorry.” – Chick McGee (12:03)
  • “Far Side was genius.” – Chick McGee (12:07)
• Timestamps: [09:20–14:00]

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3. Sports Desk: Brackets, Prizes, and TV Tech (04:34–07:12, 19:03–21:01)

• Bracket Busting: Chick McGee and co-hosts lament busted NCAA brackets.
• 4K/8K TV Joke: Running gag about how many “K”s their TVs have (“Do they skip 3K just as a matter of good taste?”).
• Giving Away a 4K TV: Contest promotions.
• Timestamps: [04:34–07:12], [19:03–21:01]

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4. Jewelry, Style & Sidekick Tiara (06:19–08:20)

• Sponsor Love: Josh is teased about sporting a tiara in honor of Steven Singer Jewelers.
• Fashion Debates: Tom reveals he used to have an earring and considers the masculine appeal of big hoop earrings and eyepatches, leading to pirate and Lee Van Cleef references.
• Timestamps: [06:19–08:20]

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5. Space News: NASA, the Moon, and Plumbing in Space (13:01–14:55, 52:59–56:13)

• Artemis II & Orion Capsule: Upcoming moon flyby, with nervous jokes about decimal points leading astronauts to “skip out into space.”
• Space Banter: “Houston, delete my search history.” – Tom Griswold (13:39)
• Space Toilet Malfunctions: Detailed and comic discussion about plumbing in space and urine crystallizing in the vacuum, with an “Artemis 2: The Space Plumber” storyline.
• Timestamps: [13:01–14:55], [52:59–56:13]

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6. Japanese Fertility Festivals (62:24–68:14)

• News Story: Annual Japanese penis festivals, including the Kanamara festival near Tokyo.
• Legends: Blacksmith creating an iron dildo to defeat a vagina dentata demon.
• Cultural Observations: Connections made to fertility symbolism in Easter, rabbits, paganism, and Western traditions.
• Memorable Quotes:
  • “It’s the Kanamara fertility celebration near Tokyo. Japan’s annual penis festival took place over the weekend.” – Christy Lee (62:57)
  • “Land of the Rising Dong.” – Chick McGee (65:16)
• Timestamps: [62:24–68:14]

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7. Listener Letters: Home Smells, Cracker Barrel, & Pickups (23:35–33:40)

• Regional Scents: Fans write in about living near paper mills, dog food plants, and Cracker Barrel’s heady aromas.
• Pickup Trucks: Ribbing Tom about never buying his own truck and borrowing from friends.
• Timestamps: [23:35–33:40]

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8. Snack Food Deep-Dive: "The Warren Report" – History of Doritos (105:50–117:34)

• Greg Warren’s Segment: Full comedic treatise on Doritos: origin at Disneyland, flavor launches, international variants (e.g., “Cool American”), the cult of Dorito dust, and failed fat-free snacks.
• Memorable Quotes:
  • “There’s a rumor that the dust has nothing to do with the taste—not true, guys!” – Greg Warren (111:11)
  • “Purple bag: Spicy Sweet Chili—do NOT sleep on it!” – Greg Warren (115:09)
• Timestamps: [105:50–117:34]

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9. Vampire Skeleton Discovery (145:07–147:55)

• Science News: Croatian “vampire” skeleton with face reconstruction—discussion about myths of vampires, burial customs, and “why would a vampire be a ginger?”
• Detailed Reconstruction: Artistic rendering yields “a round-faced, red-headed man with a wide nose and a large scar.”
• Pop Culture Crossovers: Movie and TV vampires, sexual politics, and favorite “hot vampires.”
• Timestamps: [145:07–147:55]

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10. Retro Tech & Pop Culture Comebacks (154:24–155:13)

• iPods for Gen Z: Resurgence of iPods driven by nostalgia and digital minimalism.
• WKRP in Cincinnati: Actual call letters returning to radio—launches sitcom nostalgia and radio stories.
• Timestamps: [154:24–155:13]

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11. Audience Contributions: Email & Letters (19:35–22:06, scattered throughout)

• Multiple listener letters spark discussions: pet birthdays, fish longevity, Cadillac stories, and jelly vs. jam debates.

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12. "Random Shopping Confessions" (91:19–94:00)

• The cast swaps embarrassing online shopping tales—empty matchboxes, obscure hardware, receiving huge boxes for tiny objects—a reflection of modern e-commerce pitfalls.
• Memorable Quotes:
  • “Is there any way I could possibly accompany you to a hardware store? I just want to hear you talk to the gentleman helping you.” – Bob Kevoian (94:01)

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Notable Memorable Moments & Quotes

• On complicated light switches:
  “I can change a light bulb. Not an idiot!” – Tom Griswold ([38:51])
• On sports:
  “I hope they skip the 3K like at baseball games.” – Chick McGee ([06:11])
• On historic comic strips:
  “I went up to my dad and said, hey, did you see High and Lois today?” – Chick McGee ([14:40])
• On vampire science:
  “You just make him look like a grown-up Chucky doll, tell ‘em we did all this scientific stuff.” – Chick McGee ([147:00])

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Timestamps: Guide to Key Segments

| Segment | Start (MM:SS) | End (MM:SS) | | ------------------------------------- | ------------- | ----------- | | Japanese Bank Heist Wordplay | 00:57 | 04:03 | | TV & Comics Nostalgia | 09:20 | 14:00 | | NCAA Bracket Busted/4K TV | 04:34 | 07:12 | | Jewelry/Tiara/Fashion Banter | 06:19 | 08:20 | | NASA Moon Mission & Space Plumbing | 13:01 | 14:55; 52:59| 56:13 | | Japanese Fertility Festival | 62:24 | 68:14 | | Home Town Smells, Letters, Cracker Barrel | 23:35 | 33:40 | | The Warren Report – Doritos | 105:50 | 117:34 | | Vampire Skeleton Discovery | 145:07 | 147:55 | | Retro Tech (iPods), WKRP Return | 154:24 | 155:13 |

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Tone & Language

The tone is irreverent, witty, and rapid-paced with improvisational humor, affectionate mockery between hosts, and routine detours into the absurd. Wordplay, callbacks to ongoing jokes (the "sidekick tiara" and "Lando Lakes" butter), and lively engagement with listener submissions—especially via email—keep the energy high.

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Additional Highlights

• Pat Godwin Musical Parody: "Hot Brown Supper" performed in the style of John Sebastian.
• Nostalgic Debates: Family Circus’ dullness, horror of Lockhorns’ marital spats, and enthusiasm for comic strip puns (Beetle Bailey, B.C., Wizard of Id, etc.).
• Space Oddity: Ongoing musings about what astronauts might discover on the far side of the moon (“What if they found a Sonic up there?” – Christy Lee)
• Recurring Gags: Complications of Tom’s home automation, confusion over extension cords, online shopping mishaps, and Tom’s reluctance to buy a pickup truck.

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For New Listeners

This episode offers a full sampler of what makes The BOB & TOM Show iconic: uproarious riffs on news, deft callback humor spanning decades, listener engagement, and both big and small bites of American pop culture served up with a side of the surreal. Whether digging into the science of vampires and snack foods or riding the edge of live radio improvisation, it's appointment listening for comedy fans.

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Note: Ads and sponsor segments have been omitted from this summary. For a full list of stories and timecodes, see the Timestamps guide above.

Transcript

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[Bob Kevoian]

It's the bob and tom show. Wherever you go, whatever you do, always be a good sport. Christie.

[Christy Lee]

In Japan's biggest bank heist ever, two masked men seized cash worth over $5.4 million Saturday as it was unloaded from an armored car sitting outside of. I'm gonna have to spell this for you. The F U, K U. T O K U. Bank branch. The Tuku bank branch.

[Tom Griswold]

He beeped me.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it's fukuto. I believe it's F U K. Yeah. Wait a minute. F u K U. T O K U. That's the Fuku tuku.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Listen to me. All right, get a pencil. Write this down. Einstein.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

F U K. Got that.

[Chick McGee]

U, T, O, U. T, O, K U. That would be. Fuck. Ku Toku. Now, I understand the police are taking every precaution against another heist, and they're staking out the Pooh Toku sister branch.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's twice. I'm sorry. You can't do that. I am trying to pronounce this. If you would just give me a break. I'm sorry. For a written transcript of Today's show, send $2 to Merkel.

[Chick McGee]

The Japanese have named this city. I am sorry.

[Christy Lee]

It's a bank.

[Chick McGee]

You cannot. Well, police are. Are staking out the Fuku Tuku sister branch, which is known as. And the horse you rode in on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bacon Thrust. Morning, Bob and Tom Show. Well, that's so honorable now. Yes, yes.

[Greg Warren]

Calling from the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Calling to say bank robbers on a big spree.

[Chick McGee]

Are they really? Yeah, they robbed some other banks, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

What other banks did they rob?

[Greg Warren]

They rob the. Shove It Up.

[Chick McGee]

Had a hot tip that this afternoon

[Greg Warren]

they may be robbing the Eat and

[Chick McGee]

Die bank, possibly tomorrow to go yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Quite the spree, huh? Oh, yeah, we're very worried about it. So the correct pronunciation is no fa. See?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, if you start off with fuh, you are.

[Christy Lee]

That's an O. That's a long O. It should be oof.

[Chick McGee]

How many times I have to tell you not to say that?

[Christy Lee]

It just slips off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy, stop.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, go get drink Some coffee, potty mouth. Who do you go to?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, who's this?

[Chick McGee]

Hi, is this Marty the boss?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, last night I had a terrible dream.

[Chick McGee]

What happened?

[Greg Warren]

I dreamt that Tom Griswold went up

[Chick McGee]

to a very, very tall building and was going to jump out and commit suicide. It was terrible. What happened? He couldn't get the window open.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, hi there. Hold there. Yellow. There's a caller there. Yellow. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. It's the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, indeed. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi there. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee at the Orange and Sou sports desk. How's your bracket? Oh, I guess they're all broken all to hell. Hello, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

I think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I would.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we have good news on that topic.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Today is the last day that it's kind of our post bracket, all is not lost situation in which the folks at Orange Insoles, the home of the Sports desk, are getting together with us to give away a new 4K TV. Still time to register for that by going to bob and tom.com contest.

[Bob Kevoian]

4K.

[Chick McGee]

Now, what was that commercial?

[Tom Griswold]

I always love that 4K.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sounds like thank you in Spanish. 4K.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, denata.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

Is that what that means?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. I'm making it up as I go along.

[Chick McGee]

I thought 4K was a question. I don't know. 4K. 4K, somebody.

[Bob Kevoian]

I heard there's 8K. How about that?

[Chick McGee]

I was just gonna ask you. What. What do you have? How many K's do you have in your tv? I have four, I think. Although they. Do they skip three K, just as a matter of good taste.

[Bob Kevoian]

I heard. I heard it went 4k to 8k. I don't have the 8k yet.

[Chick McGee]

It's. It's like elevators that. That skip the 13th floor.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm scared of 8k. It might hurt my eyes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What's it gonna look like?

[Bob Kevoian]

It can't get any better, right? Holy hell.

[Chick McGee]

But I hope they skip the 3K like at the baseball games. There's three strikeouts. And there's that one guy at the balcony. Very awkward for.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

For God's sake. Somebody else strike out. By the way, I should point this out. The sidekick chair is now officially the Steven Singer sidekick chair. Oh, our buddy Stephen Singer atIHATE stevensinger.com, the home of great jewelry.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think Josh should start wearing, in honor of Stephen Singer, a tiara.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'd love that.

[Bob Kevoian]

A tiara Tuesday.

[Chick McGee]

Now, would you consider going with. Because you could pull off, like, a really cool ring on your ear. Like a big hanging.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. You. You think he could pull that off? I see, I see.

[Christy Lee]

Put it on his nose.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, he could not pull off a nose ring, but a big loop hoop hanging down.

[Bob Kevoian]

You guys, as usual, I've got 2020 vision. Pinky ring for Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Big old pinky ring that you can point with.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever worn a ring?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. I'm.

[Chick McGee]

I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

In fact, I would have trouble if I got married. The ring would have to be.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're one of those guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Not for that reason.

[Chick McGee]

You could. You could.

[Tom Griswold]

I just don't like anything on my.

[Chick McGee]

You could tattoo it on. That's become quite popular.

[Tom Griswold]

I like wearing a watch. I don't like any of that. Huh.

[Chick McGee]

But you used to have an earring, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Yeah. I had a cartilage piercing up in the top of my. My left ear.

[Chick McGee]

Did the ladies dig that?

[Tom Griswold]

They did. Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I never got any.

[Chick McGee]

Did you? A lot of different jewelry or.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it was just that way. It was just the one silver little ring.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did it ever come out at a random apartment?

[Tom Griswold]

No, that baby was in there.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Did it ever get chewed on, if you will.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, not chewed on, tugged.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like that one girl who chewed on my cartilage.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Lightly tugged in a sexy way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

How interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Would you consider an earring? A big, huge. I think you've got a real masculine look.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, But a big hoop. Not a big hoop.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like a genie hoop.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Like a pirate.

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe something like Lee Van Cleef in Escape from New York. He had, like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, yes. Lee Van Cleef. Learn a lot from Lee Van Cleef.

[Chick McGee]

Certified Badass hall of Fame. Oh, yeah. Iconic badass.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Plissken get the eye patch.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, dude. You could pull off an eye patch.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just switch each eye.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Every other day. And don't say anything now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just not say a word.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, like the. The halfway shirt ad years ago, man.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

There was a guy with an eye

[Chick McGee]

patch in that famously, that was considered,

[Bob Kevoian]

like, some sort of highlight in advertising in the history of the world. They brought out the Hathaway shirt guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But speaking of obscure, that's your topic. Well, I didn't think anybody would know about this one, but we were talking about something last week that popped up. I thought of Tom when I saw this announcement on West Virginia Public Broadcasting. They have a show called Inside Appalachia. Do you go with Appalachia or Appalachia Appalachian. Yeah, me too.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like Appalachia.

[Chick McGee]

It says, and I live there. It said. This week, host Mason Adams speaks with God.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mason.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it.

[Chick McGee]

Mason speaks with the illustrator and author of Barney Google and Snuffy Smith. That's been running since 1919.

[Bob Kevoian]

This can't be live. Mason Adams has been.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah,

[Bob Kevoian]

Adams.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I. I believe this must be a. A sort of a. A podcast that takes old. Old shows from way back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's a great idea. I'd love to get. I'd love to listen.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

To that.

[Chick McGee]

But in Barney, Google came up because I wanted to know if the people from Google, the search engine had to acquire the rights of the name Google since Barney Google been around since 1919, as it happened, they spell it differently. And they did not have to get the rights.

[Bob Kevoian]

They spelled Google differently.

[Christy Lee]

How do you spell Google differently?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that el instead of Le?

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, I'm. Now I'm even confusing myself. Google spells at the same as Barney Google. Okay, but Google, the math term, which is. Which is what? A thousand zeros after a one? That's G, O, O, G, O, L.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've heard that it is what you just said, and it's just also a nonsense.

[Chick McGee]

But Barney Google was one of those comic strips when I was a kid that I never read because it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

That started in 1919. 1919.

[Chick McGee]

But it's just nice to know that West Virginia public broadcasting is keeping the. Keeping the. The old boy alive.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, were they like, kind of like a Cheech and Chong of the day, Barney and Snuffy Smith, or. They're. They're a team. Is that.

[Chick McGee]

I think they were kind of hillbillies. I don't remember much about it, and I. I never found it interesting as a kid.

[Bob Kevoian]

Even moonshiners or now.

[Chick McGee]

But you and I disagree about old comic strips. I loved High and Lois, Beetle Bailey. I didn't like Mary Worth, the soap opera My Mom.

[Christy Lee]

I don't even remember that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think, like, the wizard of Id was one of the first ones I

[Chick McGee]

ever laughed at that was funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Ever. Yeah, that would. That had its moments.

[Chick McGee]

I liked Marmaduke.

[Bob Kevoian]

B.C. you liked Marmaduke?

[Tom Griswold]

You liked B.C.

[Bob Kevoian]

i like B.C. yeah, a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I like B.C.

[Tom Griswold]

there were some. At least some puns in there or whatever.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't hate everything about Doonesbury like someone else.

[Tom Griswold]

How about the Lockhorns?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I like that they, they fought too much.

[Tom Griswold]

They really got at each other. And I mean, a divorce was in order, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

They should have gotten some counselors.

[Chick McGee]

Who wants to get up and read about that every morning?

[Bob Kevoian]

I got this. I got this going on in the kitchen.

[Chick McGee]

The comic strip, you know, I never got Doonesberry. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I was Garfield Far side, and that was about it.

[Chick McGee]

Far side was genius.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember being bored to tears by Family Circus. There's nothing interesting about that family at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gary Larson used to tour the country giving speeches and have slides of some of his favorite strips. And he had the cow family on vacation in the Grand Canyon. And I'd never. And I'd seen this, but I'd never. He said, now if you look closely, you see that the young, the young teenager cow has the bunny ears up behind his father. And I've never, I've never noticed that before in my life. It was just hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

Speaking of bunny ears, I did not chew those bunny ears off that chocolate rabbit, I'll have you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you want to ask first?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

I eat that.

[Chick McGee]

There are accusations out there. We're gonna get to all this stuff. Coming up, some interesting updates on what's happening in space as Orion heads for the moon, the Artemis 2. It's very exciting.

[Christy Lee]

The dark side of the moon.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They're gonna go zipping by the dark side of the moon. Never seen, never seen before by the human eye.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

As I understand it, if they're, I don't know, off a little bit like a decimal point or a zero, they just go skipping out into space. Is that right? Is that what happened?

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure if it's. No, I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Skipping would be the word I would use.

[Bob Kevoian]

And there's no way to. And they just keep getting faster and faster and faster.

[Chick McGee]

Do they rehearse that?

[Christy Lee]

How do you rehearse that?

[Chick McGee]

They rehearse everything else.

[Bob Kevoian]

They'd have to rehearse sounding calm. Yeah, I can think. That would be number one.

[Tom Griswold]

Will somebody out there. Houston.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Delete my search history.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Houston, remember that thing we talked about? If it happened, we.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Well, there is a cool update and there's going to be a live feed from NASA. I want to say it's at 1:00pm Eastern Time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And it's the farthest a human has ever been in space since Apollo 13. Farther than they went while alive.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You know, there's some Russian guy that's been. He passed Mars 40 years ago.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's still not the farthest apart as my third wife and I during the

[Chick McGee]

end of the marriage. So you see, let's bring it right back to the Lockhorns.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, lockhorn, which.

[Chick McGee]

The A plus in bitch. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you ever go, go up to anybody and go, man, did you see the Lockhorns this morning? No. That was so funny I forgot about it.

[Chick McGee]

But I did walk up to my dad and go, hey, did you see High and Lois today?

[Bob Kevoian]

Please tell me you were trying to get and borrow some money or something.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hi. Hello. And they did. They had the. The next door neighbor. That was the alcoholic

[Bob Kevoian]

guy with the goofy question marks over his.

[Pat Godwin]

Question marks over his head.

[Chick McGee]

What's his name? Thirsty or something? You gotta hand it to him. Yeah, the 1950s to embrace alcoholism. You know, back in the days when driving while drunk was considered to be funny, casual dipsomanias.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, dipsy. Gypsy ran over a telephone pole. Lucky didn't hit a kid again. Well, not a good segue.

[Christy Lee]

Can you say something else?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes, I have. You know, Christy, I. I stand corrected, Little ginger. I'm a little bit discombobulated. Oh, speaking of gingers. Oh, this is so interesting coming up today. No, I'm not.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, you know what? I. I hope it is.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember we talked about this a while back? There was a place where they found certain people were buried with their face upside down because they thought they were vampires. Yes, well, they dug one up and they have recreated the face and you'll see the connection coming up. It's actually quite interesting, huh? Yeah, it's. And then we have the.

[Christy Lee]

And you know, speaking of gingers, no one likes to choose between Ginger and Marianne. That's been a long standing argument, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, no one likes to choose when they're buying a car either. According to America's best lineup of hybrids, how would you pick a Hyundai? If you want a Santa Fe or Tucson, what's going to be the deciding factor, if you will? The Tucson hybrid, which is what I drive with America's best warranty. It's a beautiful automobile. Or the capable and stylish Santa Fe hybrid that can navigate the toughest terrain and a little bit bigger than the Tucson. It's kind of like having your cake and eating it too. But you know better than that. Hybrids from Hyundai is the best of both worlds. And you can find out all the information right [e-mail] or even give them a call. 562-314-4603 for all the details. Hyundai.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Now coming up, we have some exciting stuff today, including as it oddly enough, coinciding with Easter in in Western civilizations, many places, of course, celebrating Easter. In Japan they have a famous fertility festival and in a couple cities it took place over the weekend. Yes, interestingly enough. And we have some photographs. You'll be absolutely stunned. And we have a nice survey about travel etiquette and the return of a classic sitcom in a bizarre fashion. That's all coming up. Oh, and our good buddy, the great comedian Greg Warren will be joining us with the Warren Report, brought to you by Lee's famous recipe chicken. Today. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. I don't know about you, but I like keeping my money where I can see it. Unfortunately, traditional big wireless carriers also seem to like keeping my money too. After years of overpaying for wire, I finally got fed up with crazy high wireless bills, bogus fees and so called free perks that actually cost more in the long run. I switched to Mint Mobile and now I'm paying only a fraction of what I was with those other carriers.

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[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi. She's at the the News Center. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello indeed. There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi. There's Ace Cosby. Howdy Howdy do. I'm Chick [e-mail] sports desk. Hello, Tom. Is it time for some emails?

[Chick McGee]

It certainly is. I'm just going over a couple things, trying to figure out what's happening over here.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. All right. It's all brand new.

[Chick McGee]

Happy to be here. We were talking about. We got a nice letter from West Virginia.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Where the. This is from Valerie. Thank you, Valerie. About the. An interview between the creator of Barney Google and Snuffy Smith and Mason Adams. This must have been recorded in the 40s.

[Christy Lee]

Must have been.

[Chick McGee]

But they're.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mason Adams was the spokesman for Smockers. Was a name like Smockers gotta be gone.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a terrific impression.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dead on, Mrs. Pinchon.

[Chick McGee]

Is that.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was also on Lou Grant.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that was a great. Do they still use that slogan?

[Bob Kevoian]

With a name like Smuckers, it's got to be good. I do not know.

[Chick McGee]

Because it was a terrific slogan. Very memorable.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm a Welch's guy. I guess. I don't know. I get. I guess. My gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Was that a deal breaker with the ladies?

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you a jelly guy or a jam guy?

[Tom Griswold]

Jelly.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am a jelly guy as well.

[Chick McGee]

You're trying to set me up for my favorite joke.

[Christy Lee]

Jelly and jam.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't even know.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Chrissy, I can't. Jelly Christie's on it.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, there we go.

[Christy Lee]

I'm being honest here. Is jam thicker than jelly?

[Bob Kevoian]

Jam is a more piece of the fruit.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the hunks and stuff. And then every now and then you'll catch a sea.

[Chick McGee]

Then preserves is your ultimate right.

[Christy Lee]

I like the fruit spread and I

[Bob Kevoian]

don't know how they. How people can and stuff. When you boil it and then it steal seals or something and the lid pops.

[Chick McGee]

But in any event, she was discussing what's marmalade then?

[Pat Godwin]

No one's ever answered that question.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, here we go. Orange.

[Pat Godwin]

It's only orange.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

It is in.

[Bob Kevoian]

That looks very upset that we're not.

[Chick McGee]

When it comes to bears that talk. I think I had it once exclusively Eat orange Marmalade.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you seen the Broadway play in London with Paddington? It's him on Broadway.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard it's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's. I know what you're thinking. I know what you're thinking. Well, if you thought it was a bear, the movie, where do you see him on Broadway? Wow.

[Chick McGee]

I was thinking about it all weekend because I was watching.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was thinking about Paddington all weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Well, because I was watching the. There was a marathon on PBS of

[Bob Kevoian]

the Paddington movies.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Who's the guy? I forget the guy's name.

[Tom Griswold]

Hugh Bonneville.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Who? Hugh Bonneville.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don. Hugh Grant.

[Christy Lee]

So you watch Downton Abbey?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I was watching the Downton. I had it on while doing some stuff. It's just so engaging. It's really good. But I was thinking about Pat. He also plays the dad in Paddington. Yeah, he's great in that. In any event, he's also one of

[Bob Kevoian]

the few English actors named after an American car.

[Christy Lee]

The Bonneville.

[Chick McGee]

That'd be worth exploring.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you meant the Chevy Hughes.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's James Impala. Was also the Chief. He wasn't. He wasn't in acting very long.

[Chick McGee]

Nigel Toronado.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nigel Tornado.

[Chick McGee]

All the famous.

[Bob Kevoian]

All the famous English actors named after.

[Chick McGee]

Named after American cars.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Arthur. Model T. We could go on forever with this vein. We have a. A semi request here for a little bit of a barney. Google. You can tell it's kind of old.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're still on that.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, that is world was young not to be associated with Google, the search engine. But thank you for the letter. Valerie Chick Magee. What have you got over there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob, a Tom show. Well, I just had it. Where did I. It's Tom's disdain for April Fool's Day is noteworthy, but having a birthday on April's Fool's Day is dreadful. I have that and I suffer with it every year. By the way, this is a fan mail for Patrick. His impersonation of his father, Ready Bean boy is and continues to be divine. Thanks for making it a great day with your wonderful show. That's Dave from Cross Lanes, West Virginia. Know exactly where that is. I exit number three there on West Virginia Turnpike. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Almost heaven.

[Bob Kevoian]

Almost heaven. West Virginia time.

[Chick McGee]

We have a. We've had a number of people that live in places that have a. A smell associated with it can be a positive thing. If you live near a paper mill, can be a little rough.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there wild flowers? There's out in California.

[Christy Lee]

There's like a San Diego near. San Diego somewhere.

[Chick McGee]

If you live near a silo full of silage at the right time of year, that can be a little rough. Sure this is paper plant.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

This comes to us from Gary with two Rs. Oh, like Larry got it.

[Christy Lee]

I'm from the town the R was before the G. You know, it's a

[Bob Kevoian]

special kind of weird today because he's kind of subtle about it, but he's real weird.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, real weird.

[Chick McGee]

I had to get up extra early. I'm from a town 30 miles east of Nashville called Lebanon, Tennessee. Sure were. The home of two great products. Royal Canine Dog Food. Formerly Nurture Neutro dog food. Yeah, I'm not familiar.

[Tom Griswold]

Made from real nutria, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Is it royal cane? C A I N. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

First of all, they make the hats. And then whatever's left over, they make

[Tom Griswold]

dog food, especially by rat hat standards.

[Chick McGee]

And the home of Cracker Barrel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Is that what, like, the first one was?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. A Cracker Barrel smells nice when open. Royal Cannon, on the other hand, smells like. You think it would like rotten, burning dog food?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's gotta be a rendering plant, John.

[Chick McGee]

So I don't know if they make it every day. I don't know if you want to live down.

[Christy Lee]

I still want to take you to Cracker Barrel. Why don't we do that this week while the girls are gone?

[Bob Kevoian]

We should have.

[Christy Lee]

Josh, let's take him.

[Tom Griswold]

No way am I taking him to Cracker Bar. Why would I take the biggest sour puss to one of my favorite places on earth?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's true.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, green beans have bacon.

[Chick McGee]

I never.

[Christy Lee]

Green beans are awesome.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what it would. It would start in the parking lot with a little. Oh, look at this.

[Chick McGee]

It would probably be more like. Look at this guy I know. Sit on the rocker.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And they've got checkers outside.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know those.

[Chick McGee]

I don't even. I don't even think I know how to play checkers. I haven't. What? I just don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I kind of don't know if I do, either.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, you jump and you can't jump.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, but can you just move? Yeah, somebody would have to go. All right, here's how we start. That's how.

[Chick McGee]

What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

What's the one with the blade?

[Chick McGee]

What's the one with the castle? Where does that go?

[Christy Lee]

That's chess.

[Chick McGee]

See what I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

I absolutely couldn't play.

[Bob Kevoian]

What would you. What would you pay for a rocking chair? Cracker Barrel. I was just pricing them this weekend. It's a gag gift for someone who's retiring. What do you think?

[Chick McGee]

No, thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to guess they're 190.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, thanks.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want. I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't even want to guess on the price?

[Christy Lee]

299.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna go 237.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's pretty. Without going over 180. Like 240. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

That's not a bad deal.

[Bob Kevoian]

240, a chair.

[Tom Griswold]

I think all those are handmade or something.

[Christy Lee]

Those are nice.

[Chick McGee]

I've never seen them.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I want a rocking chair.

[Chick McGee]

Are they handmade in Japan?

[Bob Kevoian]

I want a Cracker Barrel.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope not.

[Christy Lee]

I bought two for our front porch.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want a Cracker Barrel Barrel with checkers on it. That's what I want.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right there for the entryway.

[Chick McGee]

Got a request for Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

This is going to require some music, apparently. I guess Paul Coffin, the I guess alt country artist, I believe would be the.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd go outlaw country. Why not?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Very fine singer apparently appeared on some national television show.

[Tom Griswold]

Kelly Clarkson.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, did you see it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but Marco was texting me about it.

[Chick McGee]

And we have a request from Mike to have Josh do your chair dance.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't really. You know, it's not that I dance. It's that the music takes over.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You gotta feel it.

[Pat Godwin]

You just can't ask him to.

[Tom Griswold]

It sort of fills you. Fills my veins.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're being unfair.

[Tom Griswold]

So, you know, were we to ever, ever have it, then, yes, it might happen, but.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. If they're able to. If we could find the music, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So I got one of his big hits. Yeah, his new album's out, so.

[Chick McGee]

Have you heard any of it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I didn't get a chance to listen to it yet, but I think today I will.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I listen to new albums when I'm doing stuff in the garage.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

That's fair.

[Chick McGee]

What do you typically do in your garage?

[Tom Griswold]

Respool fishing rods. Our reels. I. Yeah, yeah. Organized the tackle.

[Bob Kevoian]

You. You. You a hummer? You like to hum?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a singer.

[Chick McGee]

A hummer.

[Tom Griswold]

All of it. Yeah. I'm a grocery store hummer.

[Chick McGee]

For sure is what did you know

[Christy Lee]

board in your garage?

[Tom Griswold]

I do. I made it.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Is the title of the song Window Brick?

[Tom Griswold]

No. No, it's cocaine.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I. I don't see to be finding it on my little list.

[Pat Godwin]

It's got to be number one.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I have. I found this, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

Refund.

[Greg Warren]

Refund? Are you crazy?

[Bob Kevoian]

Refund?

[Chick McGee]

Refund, man.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, Refund.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It was just one. One letter. You know, it's not. It can easily be ignored.

[Chick McGee]

I. I have it. I've got it right here. Do we hear that organ?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I hear all of it, but I heard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I hear all the music.

[Jess Hooker]

There we go.

[Chick McGee]

There we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can keep me rolling. You know why you're not. The new album's called the Book of Paul.

[Tom Griswold]

Take another shot. Get RIP for you, baby. Yeah, I haven't heard it. I haven't listened to.

[Pat Godwin]

I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cocaine's.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's good stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's some great videos of that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Evidently. Tom, the new. The new hit is called Texas Swagger.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's awesome. He's just great.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. I don't have it handy. We'll dig it up for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a big fan. Thank you for that. That letter, Mike. We certainly appreciate it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that felt good.

[Chick McGee]

What have you got over there, Chick?

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob, a top show. Specifically, Chick. One of those emails. I ate an entire bag of Reese's eggs watching up in Smoke on Saturday. Thank you. Thank you, Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

Excellent.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well done.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, thank you. He's assisted.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Chick, I watched the Braves game Saturday night. Have a great week.

[Tom Griswold]

How about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

I went fishing this morning. A bass broke my line. Had a great day. Oh, man. That's from Johnny. And in reference to the discussion of Tom needing a pickup truck, what seems like more or less every week now in your life you have a go to pickup truck that you borrow. Is that correct, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

That's correct.

[Bob Kevoian]

Uh huh. Well, Andrew from Michigan has taken up your cause and he's trying to convince you to go ahead and get your own pickup truck. And here's why. Your girls want it, right? And you've never said no to them. So that's for starters. Your friends with trucks won't have to hear you boast about filling their fuel tanks anymore as you lauded over them. I borrowed his truck and I filled up the truck.

[Chick McGee]

Well, lately they're begging me to borrow it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It will add another level of complication for you to remember what color the truck is that you've borrowed in the parking lot.

[Chick McGee]

Correct.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you'll look better in the truck with his cowboy hat than he does in your suv.

[Christy Lee]

He says, are you able to climb up into a pickup truck?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah. Can you navigate climbing up into a pickup truck?

[Chick McGee]

They've got the handle. I drove a Suburban for 35 years. I know, but that was that handle up there.

[Christy Lee]

You were a younger man back then. I'm just worried about that.

[Chick McGee]

No, I just got rid of my last Suburban a year ago. I miss. I got to get another one. I can't see it.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll get up in there.

[Bob Kevoian]

And also, may I offer. Andrew continues. Since what Tom loves most is complications, I would like to present the diesel pickup truck. Talk about complications.

[Chick McGee]

Probably Get a good deal on them this week.

[Bob Kevoian]

More filters, fuel additives, maintenance details to monitor. Perfect for someone who wants to complicate your life. And don't measure the garage prior to purchasing. That's just a dead end. Complicate your life more by being at odds with the HOA after having to leave the vehicle outside until you enlarge the garage.

[Chick McGee]

I know a guy bought a house with a. With three garage doors.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Three garage doors. And the guy that sold it to him had a Suburban, so he just assumed that it would fit in the garage when he acquired the house.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

No, the guy. You can get garage doors. I don't know how many sizes there are, but there's apparently one that's just a little bit smaller.

[Tom Griswold]

And yeah, the last time I test drove a car, I went. I go, we're going to my house. And I took it to my house to see if it would fit in the garage.

[Christy Lee]

That's smart.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's thinking.

[Tom Griswold]

And the salesman was like, that's fine.

[Chick McGee]

I told you the story about my neighbor who moved to a different. Different house. I was friends with his daughter, and he got one of those big 70s era Cadillacs, those incredibly long Cadillacs as

[Christy Lee]

long as this room.

[Chick McGee]

And he moved to a house that had been built in the early part of the previous century. It had been built like in 1910. And in order to fit the car in the garage, and this guy was an architect, they took out part of the far wall. So. And they just. They just took it out high enough. Yes. So but now there's the punchline. So when you go inside.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

When you went into their den, there

[Christy Lee]

was a big shelf.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there was this. Yeah, there was like this little space, which, of course, as a kid is the world's coolest thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's this ridiculously shaped room so he could fit the Eldo. Whatever it was.

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

Into the. Into the. Into the room. Now, coming up, we have some cool news from NASA. We have sharks in the news. And I did want to give you, when we come back, you mentioned the Reese's. And of course, a lot of Reese's passed along during the Easter holiday.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Reese's eggs, man.

[Christy Lee]

There's a big story.

[Chick McGee]

There's a. There's. Yeah, there's kind of an interesting update to something that happened a couple weeks ago. We talked about it. Reese's is. Is responding to some criticism about their chocolate, of all things. Also, we have alligators in the news. Sharks. And a really cool vampire story about a real. They what they say is a real vampire skeleton that they that they have found. Let's check in with Chick Magee across the way.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much, Chick. And I'm going to urge everybody anywhere near Springfield, Missouri to go check out Greg Warren at the Galois Theater this Saturday. Kind of a homecoming for hometown boy Greg Warren, terrific stand up comedian. He's going to be our guest today. But put that on your calendar because it's coming up this Saturday. We're returning to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

Coming up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold. Hello, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. And we have an email especially for Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I have one. All right. I don't know about this. This is from Mike in Salem, Ohio. I was listening to a segment from an undated show on a new. On the new app, Tom, you could not turn your shower light on due to technology problems. You described an elaborate system involving panels, computers, apps, all in place of a switch, and you could get all the lights to come on. But the one in a shower. I'm hoping for an update. Did you ever change the light bulb or did you just build another house?

[Chick McGee]

A fair question. It wasn't the light bulb. Oh, yeah. All the lights in the house are on this computer system.

[Christy Lee]

So. Is this in the current home?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And I had to have a guy come over.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And he takes a laptop and reprograms the whole thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Now your shower light comes on.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. That was a while back. Yeah, we got it. It's. It's on. It's just fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, so what happened? Do you light switches? You have a guy who changes bulbs, you burn.

[Chick McGee]

No, it wasn't the bulb.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not the.

[Chick McGee]

But.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, what happens if the bulb burns out?

[Chick McGee]

I can change a light bulb. Not an idiot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are. Are you sure about. That? Isn't like recessed or somewhere up in.

[Chick McGee]

I've never looked at that. When I'm sure there's a light in there somewhere. Obviously.

[Bob Kevoian]

But see, that doesn't give me hope. You're saying there's a light in there somewhere?

[Christy Lee]

Do you not have switches like we have? No, there are no switches.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there's switch there. It's a switch.

[Christy Lee]

Plates.

[Chick McGee]

Switch plates.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like a motion.

[Chick McGee]

No, there's a bunch of little lights on it and they. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is exactly what I dope for.

[Chick McGee]

It's. It's far too complicated.

[Pat Godwin]

So when you walk in, it just goes on?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

You have an app on your phone to turn your lights.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, you do.

[Tom Griswold]

I would hate it.

[Chick McGee]

But I've never. I've never. I Have never used it. I don't even know how to work it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you touch the pad and the light will come on or is there. Yeah, there's no switch.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

But there's like six things on it. See? Then you got to bend over and squint, figure out which one it is. Yes, that's a brilliant, brilliant thing. I highly don't recommend it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Way too complicated.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Tom, upselled by your contractor, I imagine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

Had to be shipped in from South Korea. Please tell Tom to look at this picture and tell me if it is the famous Chris Craft boat that you're always talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

There it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now you.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's a. That's a one that needs a lot of work.

[Tom Griswold]

Not that much work.

[Bob Kevoian]

It looks pretty good, as you can see. This isn't for the boat, though. This is for that picture.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Calendar photo.

[Tom Griswold]

$8.

[Bob Kevoian]

$8. Tom. That is for sale.

[Chick McGee]

1954 Chris Craft, a 22 foot sedan in good shape. That would be worth quite a bit of money.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, listener Tom didn't know that that was a 1954 off the top of his head. No, because for a second there, I went, holy cow, Tom's good. And then I went, oh, it says it right there.

[Chick McGee]

But the. The Chris Crafts, that they're inboard engines and they. They're beautiful. There's a beautiful sound.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, please do your impression.

[Christy Lee]

Are they all teak?

[Chick McGee]

I believe that's mahogany maybe. There's probably a lot of teak there too, though. Good point, Christy. They kind of go.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

And by the way, our letter writer, Sean, he does refer to the Chris Craft boat as the Chris Crap boat.

[Chick McGee]

Apparently he's trouble wallowing in his ignorance. They're beautiful, beautiful pieces of.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never been in one either, but when I see him, I get. I'm impressed.

[Christy Lee]

Are there quite a few of them on the lake?

[Tom Griswold]

Not a ton. Because that lake gets so busy that those things would be. I mean, they, they. I don't know that they can handle much of it.

[Chick McGee]

We used to go to a place called the Loon Lake Lodge, and they had one hanging over the bar.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of a waste, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Well, and then when they. When it went under kind of, they. They turned it into something else. They sold it for a pretty penny.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you tell.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you care to tell everyone why the restaurant went under?

[Christy Lee]

I have an idea. Well, because you told him not to make broccoli cheese soup anymore.

[Bob Kevoian]

One fell swoo. There were two. Two Instances. You insulted the waitress and you told them to stop.

[Chick McGee]

Not insult. The waitress said she just.

[Bob Kevoian]

She did.

[Chick McGee]

She bore us a very. She looked just like a certain race car driver.

[Bob Kevoian]

She looked like a male race car driver.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

She looked like she and one of the race car drivers that. Not that attractive.

[Pat Godwin]

I was at that place with you one time, and you told the waitress that she had unusual looks and you meant exotic. And she was just. She was like.

[Tom Griswold]

She'd been punched.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

He does this all the time.

[Chick McGee]

She had an exotic look.

[Christy Lee]

What they do with all that cool stuff in there, all the animatronics and

[Bob Kevoian]

what they do with all the broccoli cheese soup that they couldn't sell. Was that good, man, that was.

[Tom Griswold]

This was something everyone loved.

[Chick McGee]

Everyone loved it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everyone loved it. But Tom, he would say the same thing. That's just a bowl of cheese.

[Chick McGee]

Because the. The alternative was another soup that I liked. And I wanted to make sure that when. When I went there, I preferred having the chicken tortilla.

[Bob Kevoian]

Talk about your schadenfreude. You not only didn't you want it, you didn't want anybody else to have the broccoli cheese.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I turned out that was Bob's favorite.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was Bob's favorite.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know until after they'd stopped.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And it wasn't that much longer. He quit the show, so. Congratulations. Way to go.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, I spent. Bob and I spent three hours together, maybe a little more than that. On Saturday, there's a funny picture of me with Bob and. And his dog Dobie, of course. Named after anyone I know, but I participate. Dobie Gillis. Cute little guy. And that picture is posted on our various social media platforms. I promised I'd get to this. I don't know if you have the story, Christy, about the. About Reese's.

[Christy Lee]

Nope. You didn't give it to me. But I read it earlier. I know the.

[Chick McGee]

Remember there was a news story a couple weeks ago that one of the sons.

[Christy Lee]

It was a grandson.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't grandson of HB Reese.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hb hb There's a peanut butter shortage. I don't care about that sort of stuff, boy.

[Chick McGee]

His family had sold the recipe to another company, The. I think the KitKat people, years ago.

[Christy Lee]

Big chocolate maker. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And he was saying that they were. They made some changes in the recipe and he didn't like it. A couple days ago, they published this. Hershey says it will shift back to its classic recipe for all Reese's products.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

And I Did not. I didn't. I'm a connoisseur and I did not notice a change. Did you guys know?

[Bob Kevoian]

Not at all.

[Chick McGee]

This is Reese's Peanut Butter. Cups have always been made with real milk chocolate or dark chocolate and peanut butter. But some products, some Reese's products are now made with a coating that contains less chocolate. So they're, they're changing it.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, good on Hershey's then for making it.

[Chick McGee]

The original H.P. reese and his brother, of course, P.B. reese.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure.

[Chick McGee]

The peanut butter brother, who also would go on to great things in the world of baseball.

[Christy Lee]

Where the Reese's Carrots this year? Did you get any of those?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, I did not see the

[Christy Lee]

Reese's Carrots really shaped like carrots.

[Chick McGee]

So Reese's fans, it'll be back to the original recipe sooner than later. So you can, you can know that you're going to be able to enjoy that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Hostess, you get on that.

[Christy Lee]

Make your Ding Dong the right size.

[Chick McGee]

We have Twinkies. I can't believe you mentioned it.

[Bob Kevoian]

And would it kill you to put a little bit more cream in the Ho Hos and the Ding Dongs?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, something's going on over there.

[Chick McGee]

We have Twinkies in the news today. Happy, happy birthday to the Hostess Twinkie. Oh, anybody want my dogs?

[Tom Griswold]

Almost 100 years.

[Bob Kevoian]

If not, if not more. Josh.

[Chick McGee]

It's amazing. 1930. James Dewar D E W A R. James Dewar invented the Hostess Twinkie on this date in 1930 to go with a Scotch.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Bottle of that in the Twinkie. That's a whole evening.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be covering that shortly. I'll remind you that These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the News center is Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello. Hello. Solving the problems of the world. We have an update on Marmalade coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Marmalade.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just like that. Yep, we solve it. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I'd say no thanks to marmalade.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I don't particularly Orange, very tart.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Paddington swears by.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's fine. He can have as much as he wants.

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe Paddington had a marmalade sandwich with the queen.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's right. Yes. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe we have a marmalade update.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. From Erie, Pennsylvania. From Linda, big fan of the show. She says marmalade is made with rind and peel of citrus fruits and sugar. Boiled. Yeah, that's why. Because it does have the peel in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of a chunkier.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gotta pass.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now on a great chicken.

[Tom Griswold]

Really unfortunate photo there, Tom, of Paddington crawling over that. That young girl on Epstein's plane that really needed to really.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we're not sure. You can see his hat. It's in the corner there.

[Tom Griswold]

Prince Andrew, who's like essentially, it looks like he just. He's wrestling a girl

[Bob Kevoian]

and you know, he's wrestling a girl.

[Chick McGee]

On a different note, a different kind of wrestling. We've had a number of news stories about breeding in space and there was a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't there a more friendly to the year term breeding in space?

[Pat Godwin]

Mating maybe?

[Chick McGee]

I thought breeding would be the most.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

It's sounds like horses or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, gay people sometimes refer to straight people as breeders.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's one of the funnier things.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

W. Yeah. So what's in the breeders Cup. You know what?

[Bob Kevoian]

And I think they. I think they have a lot more funny terms that we're not aware of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I hope so. Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're making fun of us.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who isn't?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's true. Yeah, you're right. You got me.

[Chick McGee]

Every time I hear honky. Oh, that stinks. The H word.

[Bob Kevoian]

Uncle Charlie, have you heard that?

[Tom Griswold]

If you say honka, it's okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Honky and Uncle Charlie.

[Tom Griswold]

Early morning.

[Chick McGee]

Pretty subtle stuff here. I was trying to get to our letter from Edward on the Big island in Hawaii. I don't know why we're getting all these letters from Hawaii.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, what time is it in Hawaii?

[Chick McGee]

Isn't it like, midnight 1:00am I think

[Tom Griswold]

it's time for a live broadcast.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, don't. I too. I do too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, is that pig up yet?

[Tom Griswold]

In fact, I don't think. I don't know why we wouldn't do three weeks if we're going.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we might as well. Yeah, we'd be starting the show at midnight.

[Christy Lee]

Y.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's perfect.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that is good.

[Christy Lee]

That's worked well in Vegas.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. No, yeah. The worst show we ever did was in Vegas.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no. The worst show we ever did is yet to come.

[Chick McGee]

That's the kind of positive attitude I like. What you're saying is today could be the day.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I think so far, could be.

[Chick McGee]

We're on the way. Got a good start.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, here's hoping.

[Chick McGee]

Edward on the Big island in Hawaii says. Oh, he uses the word too. Breeding in space. Simple physics. Now, the reason this come. This came up is because there was a scientific study about the motility of sperm. The seed and the sperm and the. And the. What's the effluent called? What is the word? The scientific word.

[Bob Kevoian]

Viscous fluid.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe semen is what sperm is in.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, but it's the sperm that had problems deciding which way to go.

[Bob Kevoian]

The technical term is guy goo.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. So, yeah, the guy. So the question is, in space, would they would be able to, you know, hit the. Hit the. Hit the mark, hit the zone, if you will. He said, it's breeding in space. Zero gravity. Simple physics. The velocity of the seed is enough to ensure a solid deposit. However, this is where science comes in upon withdrawal. In order to make sure it takes. The man would grab the woman by her ankles and spin her around using the principles of a centrifuge to assist in proper transit in the desired direction of the egg.

[Christy Lee]

So she'd have to be upside down.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to spin her fast enough so that everything sticks to the walls like those carnival rides.

[Christy Lee]

You'd have to spin her this way. Not this way. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Especially if you're over Australia.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Right. If you're over Australia.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Thank you, Edward.

[Bob Kevoian]

Surprised by Edward's letter. He made no mention of that there might be a substantial penalty for early withdrawal.

[Tom Griswold]

You always have to ask him all the time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. He made no mention.

[Chick McGee]

Well the penalty would be the aforementioned geigue throughout the year. Which actually leads to a news story. One of the things and we're not dwelling on this because we wanted to but one of the big experiments that the Artemis 2 was going to be dealing with was the space toilet. And you may recall it almost immediately broke and they've had to do some repairs. And there's yet another update because it broke again.

[Christy Lee]

The toilet on the Orion capsule encountered a waste dumping issue early Saturday. A plan to warm up a frozen vent line appeared to partially unclog the pipe opening up the toilet for quote fecal use only. It was not until he looked over

[Tom Griswold]

to see to see Tom's smile grow

[Christy Lee]

like the all I had to do was say felt. And he laughs.

[Chick McGee]

That is pretty funny.

[Christy Lee]

No to you it's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

I still don't understand. You can't to sit and not go number one while you're going number two. That's the trick is nigh impossible.

[Chick McGee]

It's like sneezing while driving and not closing your eyes.

[Christy Lee]

It was not until midnight Eastern time on Sunday that mission control told the crew you are go for all types of use on the toilet. The process of venting the urine outside the capsule was a moment astronaut Christina Koch captured on camera.

[Chick McGee]

You'll call taking a dump.

[Christy Lee]

No this.

[Chick McGee]

They. They were. They were releasing the urine through. I guess they have some kind of a.

[Christy Lee]

They have a vacuum system.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Christy Lee]

But they call them urine bags and

[Chick McGee]

interestingly enough the, the it. It was really kind of beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet it like kind of crystal.

[Chick McGee]

Crystallizing.

[Christy Lee]

It looked like glowing gems. It says here in the vacuum of space.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

As it zoomed by Orion's windows

[Chick McGee]

when you piss out a star. Isn't that funny though?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. She says she's not proud to call herself a space plumber because she was able to fix it. So.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

And then apparently at one o' clock Eastern time this afternoon there's going to be a live feed from. From the Orion as it goes around the. The dark side of the moon if you will.

[Christy Lee]

What if they'll play Pink Floyd?

[Chick McGee]

That's a good question. But the. The. I guess the deal is that they've. Obviously, it's been photographed before, but they. They say there are things that the human eye may spot.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty cool. It's really amazing.

[Chick McGee]

You go by and there's a. A bas relief of Elon Musk.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Who knew that was there? Or he's.

[Tom Griswold]

He's there in a suit waving

[Bob Kevoian]

howdy.

[Christy Lee]

Or there's a Sonic up there where you could go order a milkshake or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't that be something? If they discovered a Sonic, wouldn't that be.

[Chick McGee]

There's a Starbucks in the dark.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, check this out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Buc ee's. That's what they want.

[Chick McGee]

This says NASA will be streaming the Moon Flyby starting at 11 o' clock Eastern Standard Time this afternoon. It'll be on. They think it'll be. It'll be on Netflix, Amazon, YouTube and HBO. Max. That's what this says.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man. I. Look, that's great. But you got to let kids in school and at home who don't have the streaming services see this stuff. That should be on every major network, probably.

[Chick McGee]

This is just. What? I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I. It'll. Yeah. I'm not sure.

[Jess Hooker]

I'll.

[Chick McGee]

I'll do a little homework and find out. Yeah. That is going to be very cool. And are they already farther away than.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if they're already farther away, but I heard that they will become the. The mission that has gone farther in space than anyone since Apollo 13, than humankind.

[Chick McGee]

And the. The woman. There's three guys and a lady. She's the one who did the plumbing.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I said.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

She calls herself the space plumber now.

[Tom Griswold]

Three guys and a lady, each one seeking happiness. Little three coins in the fountain for that.

[Chick McGee]

Imagine how much it would cost to get a plumber up there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Fly a guy up. He's got to get a spacesuit where his ass crack shows.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they flew at septic up there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Remember, just to keep the tradition going. Now, are we going to come back

[Bob Kevoian]

with that picture I sent you about two toilets and Starbucks.

[Chick McGee]

And that is the phrase LOL has ruined. Yeah. Laughing out loud. Chick sent me this thing when we get. I opened that up and I howled.

[Bob Kevoian]

I knew.

[Chick McGee]

And it's one of those things, when you see it, you go, God, why didn't I think of that? That's so funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's kind of beautiful.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You'll be very surprised when you see it. Also, we have A great letter about an unbelievable coincidence from a television show from years ago. And the question is, is it me?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I saw that picture.

[Chick McGee]

It is. I don't know. It's pretty scary. We need to have a, have a compare combs thing done for that greasy

[Bob Kevoian]

kid stuff or Vitalis combs because that's the top of mind of everyone. The old greasy kid stuff and Vitalis, you know how. Brill cream. And we'll be right back with more Ed Herlihy in this week's recipe from crab. What year is it? What year is it?

[Chick McGee]

I'm just trying to educate our people. And we're certainly looking forward to seeing this photograph. I know you will too. I have to point out a couple of things. First of all, Josh isn't in just any sidekick chair, you know, that's the Stephen Singer sidekick chair. Steven Singer, the jeweler. He's the man. Even though those posters all say I hate Stephen Singer, I can't believe it. Now, Stephen Singer, you know who he loves more than anybody? Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Buddy. His dog.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Followed by moms. Moms. Very good. Because you're a mom.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Think about it. Before morning coffee and chaos, before the day even starts, there's mom. She's the one who gets up.

[Bob Kevoian]

You say before coffee and chaos.

[Christy Lee]

What did you say?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, chaos.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Getting the kids ready. Getting.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, frankly, I didn't know what you were.

[Chick McGee]

The dog puked by the front door, you know, and then the other, the other dog walks up and eats it. You know that, that morning. Yeah, we've all been there. Stephen Singer wants to help you celebrate Mother's Day. Stephen is the man. If you spend a little time at Steven Singer jewelers website. I hate stevensinger.com. he's got cool stuff. Maybe your dog is a mother. He's got some nice little tribute things for dogs for a bracelet, et cetera, et cetera.

[Tom Griswold]

My dog is a bad mother. Talking about my dog.

[Chick McGee]

That was kind of a delay there, wasn't there? I was concerned. It's the brand new Sunrise 24 karat gold dipped rose from Steven Singer Jewelers. This captures the colors of the morning sunrise. Perfect for moms. With a sparkling blue tint that fades to a pinkish purple into a warm golden yellow. It's sunny. You got to see it. The only way to see it, of course is to visit stephen [e-mail]. have to explain this every go around. These are real roses dipped and preserved in real gold, guaranteed to last a lifetime. And of course Stephen Singer, famous for free shipping, etc. Etc. Visit Stevens. Check out the new Sunrise Rose. Just 89 bucks. Only available at ihatestevensinger.com Celebrate your mom. You got a lot of moms in your life, right? Get them something nice from Steven Singer. Julius. Perhaps a necklace, perhaps a bracelet, perhaps a beautiful rose. Celebrate those moms with Steven Singer. Once again, you visit them @I hate stevensinger.com Coming up on news from Japan, a incredible photograph that is. I don't know, it's kind of scary because. Is that me in an old television show? We'll find out from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Not sure how to tackle your taxes?

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Anybody else?

[Jess Hooker]

Cold?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm like freezing.

[Pat Godwin]

Very cold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anybody?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm actually comfortable today. And it's been rare that this has happened.

[Bob Kevoian]

There should be a federal law. You get a certain age, you have to move south, right?

[Christy Lee]

There is.

[Chick McGee]

There is. If you're one religion, you go east. If you're another, you go west. Everybody knows that.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're laughing, but you know it's true.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. And Tom's getting his tea loaded with some sweetener over there.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody addresses us. An Easter Bunny in Florida knows you guys go west.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there a different an Easter bunny holiday for different religions? I wasn't aware of that.

[Tom Griswold]

There's some that just kind of ignore Easter.

[Chick McGee]

But what this says, this is actually leading to.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know, Christmas, obviously.

[Chick McGee]

If you'd like to, we could. There is an unusual. Is the word confused influence of the

[Bob Kevoian]

Monongahela and the Allegheny.

[Chick McGee]

That's the kind of thing I'm talking about.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Easter weekend. Of course, here in in many Western cultures, that would include most of this room.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There is a Japanese festival that took place over the weekend. I've got Two stories about this. There's. There's a bunch of these. One of the big ones was over the weekend in Japan, and it's a. It's a fertility festival, and we've talked about this before.

[Bob Kevoian]

They were really over and above all of their efforts in the past or they had a lot better pictures than they have in the. It's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, did you have this?

[Christy Lee]

I have both of those stories, but I don't know which one you want first.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the first one is the. Is called the Katamara fertility celebration near Tokyo.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Japan's annual penis festival took place over the weekend.

[Chick McGee]

You're reading it too fast. Give that. You got a really good. The annual. Why don't you just do penis festival?

[Bob Kevoian]

Now he wants.

[Christy Lee]

Now he wants to tell me how to tell.

[Greg Warren]

We have to hear penis.

[Chick McGee]

You buried the lead.

[Christy Lee]

It five times already.

[Bob Kevoian]

Japan's penis.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this like that penis forest of sculptures?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they do it there?

[Christy Lee]

The Kanamara fertility celebration near Tokyo saw worshipers carrying three phallus shaped portable shrines through the steats, seats through the streets.

[Bob Kevoian]

Clean it up.

[Chick McGee]

There are no teats in the story.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's getting all excited, talking about.

[Christy Lee]

According to legend, the festival honors a blacksmith who forged an iron dildo to break the teeth of a demon inhabiting a woman's vagina and had been castrating young men on their wedding nights.

[Tom Griswold]

Holy cow. This is a story.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine? At what point do you sit down with the kids? Okay, today we're gonna learn about. About the iron dildo.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

This sounds like the new tentpole franchise from MGM or something.

[Chick McGee]

You know what's. What's kind of interesting about this is there in Western culture, there is literature. There is also vagina dente.

[Tom Griswold]

The same Vagina dentata.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, Vagina dentata. Yeah. That's kind of an interesting connection.

[Christy Lee]

The Kanayama shrine, which honors the Shinto deities of fertility, childbirth, and protection from sexually transmitted infections, hosts the festival. The chief priest, Hiroyaki Nakamura, told the afp, I hope the festival can help debunk the notion that sex is a bad, dirty thing.

[Chick McGee]

But it's best when it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Oh, you're doing it. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If you have nothing, no better time.

[Tom Griswold]

There should be nothing respectable.

[Chick McGee]

Really filthy. But now there is one of the. Okay, now that's a photograph of the. Now, I'm not kidding. I know you can't see this. It's a giant pink phallus, a pink penis.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's the most confusing gender reveal I've ever Seen.

[Christy Lee]

And it looks like it has some white dripping from it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they have, like, kind of ribbons around, like there's.

[Bob Kevoian]

It sure does. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

This is in Japan, which, of course. Land of the Rising Dong.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

You can't see. There's a DJ on the. Right there. DJ Jizzy Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he made it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And the mascot is. The mascot is spooky. Can you see him?

[Tom Griswold]

Not in this photo.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But, you know, he's around.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. He.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Fuji. You see? I mean. Sorry. Fuji is the mascot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Perhaps if I say, say it clearer, there'll be a laugh.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Announcer]

Fuji.

[Chick McGee]

Fuji is the mascot on Mikhail's Navy. The. The Pow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Mascot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean pow. Is that.

[Chick McGee]

No, but. No, but they turned him into. They. He wasn't a. He wasn't being oppressed.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, they. They treated him like he was one of them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he was like their buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

But Steve was still.

[Bob Kevoian]

My God, he doesn't even know anymore. He just goes ahead and opens his mouth.

[Chick McGee]

Mikhail's leaving. One of the great themes in the sitcoms. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

The Hadari festival in the city of Nagaoka is considered one of the country's biggest.

[Bob Kevoian]

Naga. Naga work here anymore?

[Chick McGee]

I can tell you that this is a different festival.

[Christy Lee]

In this penis festival, residents feel that you'll stand a better chance of marital success if a bride climbs atop a giant wooden penis and is paraded through town while waving to everyone.

[Chick McGee]

And we have a photograph.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, all right. Well, she doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

We got three of them there sitting.

[Chick McGee]

The three ladies are sitting sidesaddle right on a giant phallus.

[Christy Lee]

On the second Sunday of March each year, women who have wed in the past 12 months don the traditional Japanese bridal gown, which are pretty. Straddle a giant phallus carried through the streets.

[Chick McGee]

In the other photograph, they're actually straddling this one. They're kind of sidesaddle.

[Christy Lee]

The seven foot phallus is celebrated as an emblem of good fortune, with huge crowds gathering to touch and stroke the mighty members.

[Tom Griswold]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

The festivities are seen as bestowing fertility, marital bliss, and good luck on any of those who participate.

[Chick McGee]

Hope they sand that thing down.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure you don't wanna.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, nothing spoils a honeymoon like splinters in your lady parts.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't even imagine.

[Christy Lee]

There.

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

How do witches do it?

[Chick McGee]

A little bit of. A little bit of Japanese culture for our Easter weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. It's kind of similar in a way.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't know if I want similar.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

We talked. We talked about the pagan origins of the Easter bunny and all that stuff. It's a fertility thing.

[Christy Lee]

With fertility. And the rabbits.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, and the eggs and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's exactly. I mean, that there's in the. The vagina dentata thing. Whatever it is. It's kind of interesting that those are both there. I'm sure that cultural anthropologists would find this a fascinating topic.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know if they're all there. I think you're kind of mentioning them all at the same time. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

They're both about fertility, I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I know, but the Dentata is

[Tom Griswold]

a warning to men about the dangers of. Which is.

[Bob Kevoian]

That doesn't have anything to do with.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right. Which is not a founder.

[Bob Kevoian]

You just think it's funny. That might be teeth in there.

[Chick McGee]

No, but both cultures have that same thing, which I think is interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

If there was a stripper who was famous for. We'll just call it the chattering teeth

[Chick McGee]

trick, I'd be here.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you go see it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

That'd be. Only fans first billionaire.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me tell you this. And there. I'm sure there's a way they could do this. Why not? Let's, like, take a carrot or a cucumber.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And just slice it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, right there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it'd be like one of those. One of those old TV commercials. LeBron Pope.

[Bob Kevoian]

That would be a standing.

[Christy Lee]

Slice it and dice it.

[Chick McGee]

It's licensed. It dices it.

[Tom Griswold]

Even Julien.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it likes ladies, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, how much would you pay?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now, this next thing is.

[Christy Lee]

We have a bit like that.

[Chick McGee]

This next thing is. We do, but this next thing where I'm going to show you this is 100% visual, and I apologize for those just listening on the radio, but this is worth looking up. Someone sent us this, and it's a. It's a photograph.

[Tom Griswold]

I love the show. Amazing stories. I think this is from the credits.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it ran every week then.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It started with, like, these CRO. Magnum. Magnum men or whatever. And.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, our letter says. Is that Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

There's a similarity.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going to say to me, to my eye, it's identical.

[Chick McGee]

I. I'm wondering if it was that an AI thing that was.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so, because I remember this.

[Chick McGee]

Whoever that guy is, he looks exactly like me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he does.

[Chick McGee]

Very weird.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it possible you could be related to someone like that?

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

You have cousins? You don't remember or don't know where

[Bob Kevoian]

they are or I have a drunken uncle in Vegas or something.

[Chick McGee]

I have two cousins that no one has seen since like 1954. They're probably dead. And then I've got, I've only got a handful of cousins and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's pretty close. Man, that's. That looks good.

[Chick McGee]

Only one of them's alive, I think. But yeah, that's incredibly weird. I would. I thought that when I saw that, I thought someone had done some kind of Photoshop thing with my face. Well, that. We'll do it. We'll have to post a Tom versus that guy thing.

[Christy Lee]

So before the break, you hinted at a photo that Chick sent you.

[Chick McGee]

This is. I, as I said earlier, the term LOL has ruined. Laughing out loud when you say to someone, yeah, you know, I had to send someone. I had to send someone a letter last week going, I know it's overused, but the thing that you sent me literally made me laugh out loud sitting in a room by myself at 10 after 4 in the morning in the radio studio. Studio. And it was a, it was a letter sent to me. But this, when Chick sent me this, I howled.

[Bob Kevoian]

There it is. That's the toilet at Starbucks.

[Chick McGee]

It's called the Starbucks toilet and it's looking at a toilet. And inside is the. Is the design that they sometimes make on top of a cappuccino.

[Tom Griswold]

That leafy kind of. Yeah, that it's gorgeous, but it's disgusting because it's in a toilet. Diarrhea.

[Pat Godwin]

Look at the bottom of it.

[Bob Kevoian]

It could be the Pike's peak blend. You don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I, Well, Pike Street, I mean, can you imagine? That'd be a great video. If you could set up a video where you sent someone into a bathroom at Starbucks and they didn't know they walked in and saw that you'd lose your mind. It's so funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there anything that makes me nervous seeing that? Because how close it is. So how often does that happen, you know?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

You know, when it's so close to me, you can't even get a plunger in there without having it overflow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Starts to clog and then you panic.

[Chick McGee]

Gotta get someone into siphon it. You gotta suck on it. Just get your mouth out of the way.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a gross, gross story.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember the story we had? It was several years ago that someone had invented a foaming machine or whatever it was that would put on top of a coffee portraits or whatever you wanted.

[Christy Lee]

They do it all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so you could get a personalized.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you can still.

[Tom Griswold]

You can do that, but they'll make, like, other places.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. The technology that does. For example, you can get a birthday cake with the person's picture on it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This was a similar thing that would do a high contrast.

[Christy Lee]

You can get that. Yes, it is out there, huh?

[Chick McGee]

So you could. You could have. Couldn't have it spell words and stuff. I'll bet. Oh, that'd be really funny. That'd be really cool. Does anybody do any of the coffee places do that?

[Christy Lee]

I.

[Chick McGee]

What would you like your. What would you like your. Your foam to spell out, sir?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I think get stencils.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happy birthday, or.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that'd be great. That'd be cool.

[Tom Griswold]

I was like the bartenders who, when they poured a Guinness, could do the clover on the top and then the foam. That's a skill, man. That foam in a Guinness is delicious.

[Chick McGee]

Well, speaking of Guinness, coming up, we'll have another world record in the category. Stupid world records. We always look forward to that. What else is coming up in sports?

[Bob Kevoian]

The championship tonight between. Between Utah, UConn and Michigan. That's right. Yukon underdog. They're getting seven tonight in the national championship game.

[Chick McGee]

Those fellows from Michigan are mighty tall.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. So Yukon, they're. They're pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

Were they close games on Saturday?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, the Michigan, Arizona game was not. But Yukon and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was in Illinois. Did. Because I was rooting for your daughter.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she's very disappointed.

[Christy Lee]

She not getting the dog.

[Chick McGee]

Well, this was the. At the gym we go to, they have a pool. Last year she won it, and she won a thousand dollars when she was nine years old.

[Tom Griswold]

That's so awesome.

[Chick McGee]

She immediately wanted to. We. We put it into a.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got puppy fever. Is that what she got?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. She's lobbying. But the thing is, it's. She does the kind of dog she wants. I don't want to get, so.

[Christy Lee]

Well, so what? Let her have the dog.

[Bob Kevoian]

What kind is it?

[Chick McGee]

The only way we're gonna get better.

[Christy Lee]

Name the last dog.

[Chick McGee]

Because she had a stupid name that.

[Christy Lee]

That's why she wants another dog. Because you wouldn't. Never mind.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can't tell them yes constantly and then all of a sudden say, no, you're gonna.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my Lord.

[Chick McGee]

This has to be negotiated.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, what kind of negotiated?

[Christy Lee]

Into a golden retriever.

[Chick McGee]

What's the big deal? If we can get a golden retriever another one, I'll let her name it.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

No, you won't.

[Chick McGee]

But Kelly will not allow it. So I don't know why I'm even saying yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why do I feel like some child be psychologist is out there listening, going, oh, my God, I get that feeling.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to. Whatever it is. King Charles Springer.

[Christy Lee]

It's a King Charles band.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, those are beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

Huge ears, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Ugly dog.

[Christy Lee]

So pretty.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want one of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me look up with this back

[Bob Kevoian]

end of a northbound horse.

[Chick McGee]

I want to remind everybody that. Oh, sure, I know your brackets. Busted. But there's still time to win something cool. Today is the last day that you can win that 4K TV, courtesy of Orange insoles. That'll be great. Your feet will feel good, your body will feel good and your TV will look really cool. Go to bobandtom.com contest register today. We certainly would appreciate that. Have some fun with us. By the way, we have a new app and a new website. All kinds of cool stuff there. Find out about the Bob and Tom VIP access program. We're going to be coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We'll dip our toes into the world of sports. We have some cool stuff. My favorite story coming up today is about the skeleton of what they think is a vampire based on the way the head was severed and the face was buried face down. And they've recreated what the face would look like through science. Very cool. Wait till you see this guy's. As my mother would say, wait till you see this guy's puss. By which she meant face.

[Bob Kevoian]

She talks about. Talked about puss a lot. Did she?

[Chick McGee]

Interesting. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

K Pop Demon Hunters, Haja Boy's breakfast meal and hunt tricks meal have just dropped at McDonald's. They're calling this a battle for the fans. What do you say to that, Rumi? It's not a battle. So glad the Saja boys could take breakfast and give our meal the rest of the day.

[Pat Godwin]

It is an honor to share.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's our honor.

[Pat Godwin]

It is our larger honor.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, really, stop.

[Christy Lee]

You can really feel the respect in this battle. Pick a meal to pick a side.

[Chick McGee]

Participate in McDonald's while supplies last. It's indeed purple.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello and welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care Needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi there, Ace cows. Ace Cosby's here. I don't want to say it that way, but it did.

[Greg Warren]

Howdy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm chick@the orangeinsols.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick. McGee, got a letter here. All right, sir, first of all, I like the hair today.

[Jess Hooker]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Ms. Hooker is famous for. Famous doing the do every day. It's a different look.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, different. Entirely different look.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm growing it out, so it's changed a lot in the last year. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Looks good.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks.

[Jess Hooker]

My dad said. First thing he said to me, walked in my door on Easter and he said, wow, you look like a kindergartner with that haircut. I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know just what to say.

[Jess Hooker]

We got the insults out of the way early, so. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I meant it in a nice way. I know. Thank you. Okay. And did I mention that Josh Arnold is now in a new chair? It looks like the old sidekick chair, but. No, no, no. It's The I Hate stephensinger.com sidekick chair. Getting ready for Mother's Day chair. It's all but jewelry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's got the. I did not see the. The signs there. Yeah. And you're. When are you going to start wearing the tiara?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe it's in. In root.

[Chick McGee]

I'll ask you, Ms. Hooker, do you. I think Josh could pull off a huge hoop earring. Because Josh, you say huge.

[Jess Hooker]

Show me. Like this golf ball.

[Chick McGee]

Golf ball size. Yeah. Pirate. Josh is so masculine.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think a nice. A nice stud would be plenty.

[Chick McGee]

No, you got to go. You got.

[Tom Griswold]

A smaller ring would be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, see, here's mine.

[Tom Griswold]

Was here.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, here's what's happening. Okay? I'm saying stud. No, he wants to. Hey, look, you see that hoop? And Josh is here.

[Christy Lee]

That makes fun of you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I talked him into that.

[Tom Griswold]

Does that look ridiculous?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Exactly what he wants.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's exactly what he's doing.

[Chick McGee]

That'd be cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you don't.

[Chick McGee]

I couldn't pull it off.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Boy, I've never considered myself somebody who.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what you can pull off, though, buster. You know what you can pull off Normal life. Those magnificent bastard of sideburns you got going on.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you need to really.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta get a haircut.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you need to double down and

[Tom Griswold]

make what I Always wanted to do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pull those things down.

[Tom Griswold]

The days passed, it's gone for me to do this. Not just because I'll be 48, but because I don't have the hair anymore. I always wanted to bleach my hair.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And have dark roots.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That look like guy.

[Tom Griswold]

No, like, even more like really way blonde. But just dark roots in there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you could still.

[Greg Warren]

I can't, man.

[Tom Griswold]

It would just be painting my paint.

[Chick McGee]

I love. I love that band. They're opening for Fish this summer.

[Pat Godwin]

I did that for a year. The blonde thing with the roots coming in.

[Tom Griswold]

You did?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Not a good look for me.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

I think Eminem's dad.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there's.

[Tom Griswold]

It looked good.

[Chick McGee]

Dude, there are some guys that maybe are president and maybe Joe Walsh that go blonde when they get white hair.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bill. Bill Parcell's giant set.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't matter if you like the president or not. That hair is dyed.

[Christy Lee]

It's hard to get your hair to get dye to stick when your hair is white too.

[Chick McGee]

And Joe Walsh? Same deal.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Chick McGee]

He didn't sell? He didn't suddenly become a blonde when he was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you sure?

[Chick McGee]

70.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because blondes have more fun.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, Joe is the best. He's my favorite human being, I think. Got a nice letter here. Dear Bob and Tom show. I'm fairly new to your show.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome.

[Bob Kevoian]

I will answer any questions you have.

[Chick McGee]

I was listening. Last Friday, someone brought up that they had a fish that was two years old they'd won at the state fair. That would be me. My fish is about to turn. We'll turn three this summer now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have that in your phone?

[Chick McGee]

The fish's birthday was his birthday. The fish was already born when I got him.

[Christy Lee]

You don't call that his birthday. When you got him, it would have

[Chick McGee]

been in August of.

[Christy Lee]

You have your dog's birthday?

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Today. She's five.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't care.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I mean. No, no, no, no. I'm kidding.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna invite you to her birthday.

[Bob Kevoian]

May 22nd is Josephine's birthday.

[Chick McGee]

She'll be full. This is the first time I've been able to keep one of those state fair fish alive. And he's. He's by himself in a tank. In the dog. In the same room where the dogs are? The laundry room.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you give him a Twinkie for his birthday?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, won't that be nice? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

When I'm my youngest. Could I get back to our letter?

[Bob Kevoian]

I've wondered.

[Chick McGee]

This is from Cliff in Savannah. Beautiful Savannah. My youngest daughter is about to turn 18 years old. She was seven when she won our current goldfish.

[Tom Griswold]

No way.

[Chick McGee]

At a local fair.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

11 years.

[Chick McGee]

So. Yeah, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

It's a goldfish. Might be a different.

[Pat Godwin]

Could be a carpenter.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the size of a Buick.

[Chick McGee]

Now our buddy, our buddy Ricky, famously, he won a fish. And he, at the time, he also, he had a retail business, and he, he kept it there and he kept getting bigger tanks.

[Jess Hooker]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And that, and that thing would eat hamburger. God knows what it was, but it was a state fair hamburger. And it, and it, it got to be more than a foot long.

[Bob Kevoian]

Drunkest I've ever been as I sat in a chair and watch that fish one afternoon.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I bet it was awesome.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds like a great day.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was a great day.

[Christy Lee]

Big tank in his apartment, like.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So that. I don't know what, I don't know what the record is, but I'm very pleased to have this guy. And I'm the only one that likes it.

[Jess Hooker]

So if you get a bigger tank, do you think your fish will get bigger?

[Chick McGee]

I don't, I don't want to try moving.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it's a, I think that's a scientific fact. The goldfish will acclimate to the size of the tank.

[Chick McGee]

I have a big tank in my garage that's not, that's empty.

[Tom Griswold]

And I might take it from you. I want fish.

[Chick McGee]

Do you? I, I, I was in water.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like, a beautiful presentation.

[Chick McGee]

That's a way too much maintenance.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, we were going to get a work fish tank.

[Pat Godwin]

Talked about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's do that. That's better.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's just have our dogs in here. Why can't we get.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we bring that tank in the building somewhere?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Get out of my garage.

[Christy Lee]

I have great news for heart. I might be able to convince Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, this is Tom's youngest daughter.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. She wants the King Charles. You know who has a King Charles, Tom? Lindsey Vaughn. That's the dog she has. Oh, you love Lindsay.

[Chick McGee]

I do love Lindsey Vaughn.

[Christy Lee]

Look how cute that would be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your end, Lindsay. We have the same. We have the same dog. May I kiss your mouth?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm surprised Lindsay has a King Charles spaniel since it's mostly white.

[Chick McGee]

See what he did?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

I knew he was gonna go there. I just didn't know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Yeah, I, I did.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That reminds me.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, what in God's name does it remind you of?

[Chick McGee]

This is a Segue, I really can't do. I just thought of. Hey, Pat, do you have any random new songs about the.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't drag me into.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of Segways, when's the last time you saw a Segway? Well, those are.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Too many people break their heads. Yeah. He fell off a cliff.

[Bob Kevoian]

They are tricky to ride.

[Tom Griswold]

So difficult.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Have you been on one?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have not.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it was just what America needed, a way to keep people from actually walking through a mall. Could you get any fatter?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, those really fell out of favor, didn't they?

[Christy Lee]

You see the security guys on them every now and then?

[Chick McGee]

Very rare.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Remember when they were. When it came out. I forget who it was. Some famous person said, this is the greatest invention.

[Bob Kevoian]

DiCaprio.

[Tom Griswold]

He loved it. No, DiCaprio. I bought it, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

He had one on the Revenant. Shadow of the Ref.

[Chick McGee]

He could have got away, drove it around.

[Bob Kevoian]

I only do this if I got. If I have the segue nearby, I'll change.

[Tom Griswold]

I would have got a bear.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rape by a bear.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, that movie makes me think. I don't want to be raped by a bear.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you get an Academy Award for it.

[Chick McGee]

You know the old joke. The old joke of the punchline is, you're not here. You're not here for them.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Right.

[Chick McGee]

You see Chris, he's tied to it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not happening in real life. Someone's been raped by a bear.

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it has.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently it is a thing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Bears love it straighter.

[Chick McGee]

Is it a straight or a gay thing?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think. I don't think it matters.

[Christy Lee]

Bestiality thing.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I know that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think it.

[Tom Griswold]

It matters. I'll tell you this. It's rarely consensual, but when it is,

[Chick McGee]

it's hot

[Bob Kevoian]

hearing about it.

[Chick McGee]

Could I talk to Ms. Hooker? Now, as you may or may not have heard over the weekend, they do this throughout the spring in Japan. There are several festivals. They're fertility festivals. They have various names, but it's. It. They have giant phalluses and we.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, really, this isn't something.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the Rolling Stones tour where they had the big blow up penis? This is the same thing, but it

[Bob Kevoian]

was a fleshy monster.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There's the Connemara fertility celebration near Tokyo. And the part of the story. That's amazing. According to legend, the festival honors a blacksmith who forged an iron dildo to break the teeth of a Demon inhabiting a woman's vagina that had been castrating young men in their wedding nights.

[Jess Hooker]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

So. And this is. This is a true folk tale. What's interesting to me, if you think about this, it's kind of like the sort of legends, the origin story forged in fire to slay an evil dragon. I mean, it's kind of the same sort of thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That we have in, you know, Western culture, all the things with the sword and the. Except in this case, it's a iron dildo. And I'm just wondering, at what age do you pass that along to the kids? Is there. Do they dress as. Do they dress as that guy, the blacksmith. The dildo forging blacksmith for Halloween.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you have a question for Jess?

[Christy Lee]

No, I just wanted to bring it up again. It's.

[Chick McGee]

I just think it's interesting.

[Christy Lee]

I think the whole point of this whole thing is to make sexuality not a bad thing, not a dirty thing, and you're taking it right back to where they don't want it to be.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but that's because we all know that's much better. The dirtier.

[Pat Godwin]

We want it to be dirtier.

[Chick McGee]

Christy. Christy, I'm going to tell you something. I'll give you a list of words to use. Tonight, you're gonna come back tomorrow, your husband's gonna have a. Oh, really? A goodie bag for him.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know why he's gonna give you. Because he knows. Yeah, he knows what to say.

[Christy Lee]

He's the guy.

[Tom Griswold]

If he had you a pair of those plastic vampire teeth. Run.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, this is really nice. Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

I heard you could do it on tv. Okay, we're gonna come right back.

[Bob Kevoian]

I feel funny.

[Chick McGee]

We haven't been to the sports desk yet. No, we'll return.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's keep it that way.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. To the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom Show Contest Rules, go to bob and tom.comcont-rules or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see Contest Rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, there. I'm Paula Pan.

[Chick McGee]

I help people make the smartest money decisions possible. Do not ever worry about your salary.

[Christy Lee]

You need enough to make sure that you aren't in a bad financial position. Once you have that, your salary becomes moot. What matters from that point forward? Upside, gains, any type of ownership stake or ownership potential.

[Chick McGee]

That's the money. Remember, you can afford anything.

[Christy Lee]

Just not everything.

[Chick McGee]

Anything.

[Christy Lee]

Afford anything. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome Back to the Bob and Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the News Center. It's Chrissy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. There's ready to news.

[Bob Kevoian]

News it all up. It's gonna news all over the room. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick McGee.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi. Hi there. He's at the Stephen Singer Sidekick Channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wearing a tiara.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it lovely?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's I. The light is dancing off and hitting me in the eye.

[Tom Griswold]

Should I take it off?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I have an idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

Spoil it. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. Hello. Tom.

[Chick McGee]

I was suggesting you get a nice big hoop in your ear.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We could fake it with Photoshop.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure.

[Chick McGee]

And then send your mom a picture of you doing something unrelated and see if she says anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Because I know if your dad were

[Tom Griswold]

around, what he'd say, yeah, he didn't much care for my cartilage piercing when

[Chick McGee]

I. Oh, how'd that go?

[Tom Griswold]

I go, I think I can pull it off. And I remember he goes, I know I can pull it off. And then my little nephew, he was like three at the time, and I. And he saw it, he goes, those are for girls. And my dad goes, I told you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Well, times change.

[Greg Warren]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

We have yet to do two things on this program. We have yet to go to the sports page.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

And we have yet to hear from Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, go ahead. One, two, three. Not it.

[Chick McGee]

Pat, you have a song for us this morning?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I do. A couple of them.

[Christy Lee]

Whatever you need.

[Pat Godwin]

Whatever you need.

[Chick McGee]

Well, why don't you decide?

[Pat Godwin]

Inspired by Chick. Chick said something last week I thought was really fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, there we go. I like. I like where this is going.

[Chick McGee]

Is it something profound?

[Pat Godwin]

I thought it was cute. Because I do. I do the same thing myself. In regards to order.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to order it. I want profound.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, profound.

[Pat Godwin]

I got nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me look.

[Chick McGee]

No one goes, hey, just see that new novel by Camus? That's cute. I'll tell you, that Nietzsche guy, Cute as hell.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't that adorable? No Exit. Is that. I forget.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, there it is.

[Pat Godwin]

Just do it. I don't think it requires much setup.

[Chick McGee]

That's why we're all sitting here, not looking at.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I had to pick up the guitar first, so give me a second or two.

[Chick McGee]

I would do that were that my job. I'm the guitar guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Little tribute to men at work. Little men at work.

[Tom Griswold]

We all love men at work. Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

What could it be dropped at my front door I'm guessing I ordered it days before I was up late the other night Must been tired and had a few bud lights All I see on my front lawn not many packages from Amazon look at all this stuff I bought Wonder what it is? Cause I forgot what could it be now? A present for me now what could it be now? A plus marker for eyebrows these packages are a mystery I should check my order history Nose hair clippers, a bag of socks I'm so dumb this one's a box of rocks I'm not in trouble I live by myself But I run out of space on my shelves Quarter zip fleece is the latest trend I got some XL in case I'm fat again what could it be now? A big bag of dog chow oh, what could it be now? Apart from my eyebrow Whoa. Looks like a sex doll I saw on tv. I didn't order that. Maybe my friends are pranking me. The doll says I love you, Pat. What could it be now? Merry Christmas to me now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah,

[Chick McGee]

Pat, you. You. You understated. That is profound.

[Pat Godwin]

Inspired by Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

I did that just yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Christy Lee]

I got a pack or.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Breaking down boxes. Right.

[Chick McGee]

And I couldn't. And I thought wow. Cuz I ordered something really small. It's a one foot long extension cord.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, hang on.

[Tom Griswold]

Just a one foot long extension?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's all you needed? 12 inch.

[Chick McGee]

You just needed that because it has. There's a plug on the floor. An outlet on the floor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got it.

[Chick McGee]

And there's a couch over it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

And you can't plug anything into it because the plug sticks up.

[Christy Lee]

So you need the flat plug.

[Chick McGee]

So I had to get a flat plug.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I had one, but that was still too high. So I found another one.

[Bob Kevoian]

They make them crazy flat.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, that's what I ordered. And it's. I don't need any rope.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't need it.

[Christy Lee]

Rope.

[Chick McGee]

So I got. Yes. Whatever it is. What it cord.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

So I got the one foot. That was very pleased with myself for getting that. Nice then. And then I knew it was coming. And then there's this huge box. Oh, I'd forgotten that. I also ordered a bunch of other stuff when I did it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there any way I could possibly. And I'm serious. I possibly accompany you once or twice to a hardware store. I won't say a word. I just want to be near you and hear you talking to the gentleman helping you with the hardware store.

[Tom Griswold]

I imagine you. You sitting there Like Porky Pig watching Daffy Duck.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have any ropes with the metal prongs on the end?

[Tom Griswold]

I ordered the dumbest thing I've ever ordered.

[Chick McGee]

And I. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't realize. I didn't realize it. And I was going to return it. And then I looked at the description and went, nope. This is totally my fault. It says it right there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm on a match kick. I love matches. Ever since Tom got us some of his face on, I've been using to light my fireplace and light my candles and everything. So I went, I'm going to order just a bunch of matches. I ordered a box of 60 matchbooks. And I was so excited they arrived. I was like, this is gonna last me a long time. And I went to light my fireplace. Yesterday, I opened up one of the matchboxes completely empty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Really?

[Tom Griswold]

I ordered 60 empty matchboxes.

[Chick McGee]

Is there. Is there a place where you can get the matchsticks that will.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, but I can fill all the boxes. I gotta return this. And then I looked because I was like. It did not say no matches. And I looked clear as day. No matches.

[Chick McGee]

So what are they for, boy? Are they for collecting?

[Tom Griswold]

I looked more at the description. It said for weddings. So you, like, you can personalize the box and then fill it, but you have to fill it with.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, they really do have everything.

[Jess Hooker]

How much did that run you?

[Tom Griswold]

I think, like 15 bucks. Okay, so I have to eat that because I'm not. I won't return something if it's my fault. That was. It said no matches.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you just buy some matches?

[Tom Griswold]

No, because I don't like. Christy said, I don't want to spend a Sunday afternoon filling these boxes.

[Bob Kevoian]

We got to fill up the matchbox.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

You want. You want them? You can have them. I haven't thrown them away yet.

[Chick McGee]

I'll take them.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I ordered those.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm really big in, like, the miniature settings. Like people that do those. Like doll houses. Yes. In, like, the diorama. People use those.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but I'll get. I'm a big fan.

[Tom Griswold]

And it has the lighting, the light strip on the side of each.

[Chick McGee]

But I'm like you. I like real matches.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, man. So I reordered matches and actually, I actually got match.

[Chick McGee]

Do you ever order something and it takes months and you completely forget about it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Not. Not so much, really.

[Christy Lee]

Not anymore. I ordered something yesterday morning. Was there by 2 o'. Clock.

[Chick McGee]

I ordered glass covers for my watch.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a Good idea.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you, you. They're like, right. I don't know who I ordered. I must have gotten them from the wrong place.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you don't bang it up against us.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So just don't scratch the surface, because I'd scratch the last one. And I found out that the cost of replacing the watch. I could have gone to Hawaii for a week, but yet in it, months later it arrived. It had some foreign writing on it, but I can, of course, completely forgot about it. But it's, it's. It is kind of fun, though. It's.

[Christy Lee]

It's become a problem. Do you know what I did yesterday? I put my ham in the oven so I had a few hours before the guests arrive. Bought a coffee table from Etsy.

[Tom Griswold]

That's nice.

[Christy Lee]

A coffee.

[Tom Griswold]

You deserve it. Christy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Buy a coffee.

[Christy Lee]

It was like I'm on Easter Sunday buying a coffee. This is a problem. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, too easy to access.

[Christy Lee]

Too easy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Found exactly what I wanted. Went. Oh my gosh.

[Pat Godwin]

What does it.

[Tom Griswold]

Show up.

[Pat Godwin]

Show up soon.

[Christy Lee]

It says between the 13th and 17th of April.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you doing with your old coffee table?

[Christy Lee]

I don't have one. That's. All right. Well, guys making it in Anaheim, California, so I hope he's listening.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

This is fun. A great song, Pat.

[Christy Lee]

It is a great song.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

And I was shocked that Amazon would deliver yesterday on an Easter Sunday. It was.

[Pat Godwin]

And they showed up the same day, right?

[Christy Lee]

They were there. Yeah, like few hours later. Coffee table.

[Tom Griswold]

That coffee table I could not light on fire with my empty matchbox.

[Christy Lee]

No, you couldn't because it has iron on it. Well, no, my dog's allergy stuff I had to order because I forgot.

[Chick McGee]

Well, coming up, we're going to try to get to the sports page with Chick.

[Christy Lee]

We have Greg Warren.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, you know what? If we do. If we do, we do. If we don't, we don't.

[Tom Griswold]

This would be fun. Let's just. Let's bump Warren. Like when he calls. Just go. You know what? No thanks.

[Chick McGee]

We don't have.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you mean like Johnny Carson used to do?

[Chick McGee]

He's probably needs some rest, but because Greg is going to be doing a great show at the Galois Theater in Springfield, Missouri this Saturday. Giloy, if you don't go, something's wrong with you. This is going to be great. If you live anywhere near Springfield, Missouri, you're going to want to go see Greg Warren, because that's. That's Greg's birthplace. There's a sign as you drive into Springfield, as you know, from any direction. By the way, they got four of them. North, south, east and west. The home of Greg Warren. The weird thing is if you drive in from the one side of town, they have the cauliflower ear on the billboard.

[Tom Griswold]

I have to ask Greg.

[Chick McGee]

It's in very poor taste.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll have to ask Greg if he's going to Lambert's, home of the throat roll. Oh, awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Greg Warren will be our guest coming up. I'm certainly excited about that. And it's brought to you by Lee's famous recipe chicken. Is that. Is that coming here this week, by the way, for breakfast? There's this rumor about that. Yeah, that it's on the way open.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, Lee's famous recipe chicken? Famous for a reason, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, of course, of course. Well, speaking of famous for a reason, I'll remind you to go to bobandtom.com contest and get your name in before the day is over.

[Greg Warren]

Today.

[Chick McGee]

Do it sometime soon to win that 4K TV from Orange Insoles. And ergo, Josh, your turn.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Joel writes in. He says, hello, everyone. This is Joel from Bakersfield. My orange insoles. That Bakersfield sound. Well, he says my orange insoles mascot name would be Archie. That's good. I currently have my insoles in my work boots and couldn't live without them. Thank you. Hey, you're welcome, Joel, and thank you. But Joel's not the only one raving about them. John writes in. He says you should mention mail men in your orange and souls ad. I use them and they are great. You know what? I always forget about the mailman on feet. On foot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And on feet.

[Tom Griswold]

On feet.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're on feet.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Heels do ache, they be collapsing.

[Tom Griswold]

Knees be complaining.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, sir.

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[Chick McGee]

Free shipping? Are you kidding me? Well, thank you very much, Orange Insouls. Coming up, the great comedian Greg Warren with the Warren Report. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Ouch.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hey, there's Pat Godwin. Hello. Jess Hooker's here.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

The I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. And Tom, we have our special guest.

[Chick McGee]

There he is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

He's been resting up because he's got the biggest show coming. If you missed this show, there's something wrong with you. If you're in any of the contiguous states to Missouri and Missouri itself, Springfield, Missouri, this Saturday night, the homecoming of Greg Warren, one of my favorite people and a very fine comedian. He's gonna be at the Galois Theater coming up this Saturday night. It's gonna be awesome. Greg, you looking forward to going home?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, yeah. It's gonna be great, man.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if you heard my description. As you drive into town on from any of the four directions, north, south, east or west, they have a photograph of you from a different angle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So if you're coming in from the east, you're gonna get to see the cauliflower ear. I don't know if you knew that.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, that's, yeah, yeah, that's probably, I wouldn't advise that.

[Chick McGee]

It's not a. Yeah, I would have had you turn around.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you know that's Tom Senior Little, the two timer state championship truck. Didn't you put, did you put that up or somebody else did up on the, you were on, on the podium right when you Were champ.

[Greg Warren]

That was. I think you're talking about. That was. I put a podium picture up.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, oh, wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I don't think Epstein doesn't want us to know what he's talking about.

[Chick McGee]

Are you back? Move your lips. There we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. Can you hear me?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Now we can.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, I. I think what you're talking about here. Somebody put a. Somebody sent me a picture of me in the Big Eight championships my junior year at Missouri. I took third in that. In that. That's as high as I ever got in the Big Eight.

[Chick McGee]

Jerry, remember who beat you but Chance

[Greg Warren]

that year, Todd Chesbrough beat me.

[Bob Kevoian]

But he cheated, though, right?

[Greg Warren]

No, no, Chick, he didn't cheat. That's the closest I ever came to Todd. I gave him a little bit of a go. I wasn't going to beat Todd that day or any other day,

[Chick McGee]

but I understand you're going to give him. You're giving him free tickets to your show.

[Greg Warren]

He can come if he'd like. Yeah, he was a nice guy.

[Chick McGee]

At the Gloucest Theater in. In. In Springfield, Missouri, this year, he wrestled for Oklahoma State.

[Greg Warren]

They were dominant, and they were knowledgeable fans. They'd. When you'd go down there and lose, they weren't. They were unkind,

[Bob Kevoian]

huh?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. If you're on the bottom, you know, and you couldn't move like I. I was in a lot of cases, I was just sort of laying there taking a beating. The. What's he reading down there, ref?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy, that's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those are good fans. Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. They knew what they were doing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Greg wasn't a lot of fun,

[Greg Warren]

I'll tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that stings.

[Chick McGee]

But you were an excellent wrestler. Let's. Let's not forget that. And I. Yeah, yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Todd was just a little more excellent at that point.

[Chick McGee]

And I would urge anyone that has ever been a coach of any sport or anyone has participated in a sport at the high school or college level to listen to one of your recent specials in which you go into some detail about wrestling and coaching, et cetera, and it's brilliant stuff. I don't remember which one is that. Is that the salesman that has. That hunk.

[Greg Warren]

That's the champ.

[Chick McGee]

The champ. Sorry, but I.

[Greg Warren]

In quotes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but don't watch that on Saturday night because you want to see Greg Warren live at the Galois Theater in Springfield. The Saturday only. Now, typically, on a day like this, you pick a topic and go deep. What are we talking about today, Greg?

[Greg Warren]

I Thought it'd be a good day to talk about the history of Doritos.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Big fan.

[Greg Warren]

You guys are fans, aren't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes. Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

There's different stories about how this started, I like to believe, at Casa de Frito in Disneyland. They had a restaurant there called Casa de Frito. Josh, how's that translate?

[Tom Griswold]

That is House of the Corn Chip.

[Greg Warren]

Is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Greg Warren]

Thank you, guy. The guy's really good. The guy knows everything.

[Chick McGee]

Did you work for the company that makes Doritos, Tom?

[Greg Warren]

That was a competitor. Oh, sorry. I. Yeah. Didn't care for him at all. I hated them much more than I did Todd Chesbrough.

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe that's. I believe that's Frito Lay. Right, Greg?

[Greg Warren]

It's Frito Lay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chick.

[Greg Warren]

Chick. And they. I didn't like some of their tactics, to be real honest.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Greg Warren]

But that's why, you know, I think I'm a bigger person today that I picked this brand.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, because you worked for. You worked for what company?

[Greg Warren]

I worked for Procter and Gamble. We had the Pringles brand. And now.

[Chick McGee]

Which was. First was the Doritos. Doritos, was it?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, yeah, Doritos.

[Christy Lee]

Around a long time.

[Greg Warren]

By two years, actually. Yeah, they launched in 1966. What? 1966. Here's what happened. There's a sales guy like me, I guess, but he was think. Think more like US Foods or Cisco, kind of a restaurant supply guy. He was at Casa de Fritos, and he saw the cooks throwing away leftover stale tortillas. And he said, why don't you guys. Tortillas? Sorry. Why don't you just fry those up, put a little seasoning on them? You guys could eat them back here. They did. They started liking them. They started serving them. And this guy, Arch west, who was the. The chief marketing officer for Frito Lay, happened to go to Casa de Frito in Disneyland with his family and tried him. And, like, we got to get these things out there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice.

[Greg Warren]

So 1966, they launched the first tortilla chip. It was a toasted corn flavor. 1967, the taco flavor. Do you guys remember that?

[Christy Lee]

Of course, that changed.

[Greg Warren]

I think they brought that back recently, like a kind of an orange bag.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's hard to believe.

[Greg Warren]

1972, bang. Nacho cheese, the most popular flavor ever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you realize, Tom, that you and I were alive? Well, Christy, too, sort of, that Doritos didn't exist until 1967.

[Chick McGee]

And I. I would have assumed. I would have assumed they didn't come out until the late 70s. I had no idea.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I know.

[Christy Lee]

I remember being a kid, you had everything.

[Bob Kevoian]

You had Doritos, Pop Tarts.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Space station

[Greg Warren]

Chick. What came out in 86 that changed the game.

[Bob Kevoian]

86.

[Greg Warren]

I, I in the Dorito World.

[Christy Lee]

Tostitos, Cool Ranch.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cool Ranch.

[Greg Warren]

There you go. That's Jess Hooker, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Cool Ranch, Doritos. Now listen, if you're in Holland, guys, those are called Cool American. Yeah, Nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right? That's great.

[Chick McGee]

This is like the scene in Pulp Fiction where they talk about the different names of the Burgers Royale with Cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's great.

[Chick McGee]

The Cool American.

[Greg Warren]

Cool American in the uk.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool original. Ah, ah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I remember plainly. Taco Bell coming out with a nacho. Nacho cheese Dorito Taco.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, you're, you're talking about the Doritos Locos Taco, I believe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And I lost my mom.

[Greg Warren]

That thing went through the roof. Chick, we're talking billions, man. I think they tried 46 different prototypes of that, 40 prototypes of that thing before they got it right. That was 2012. That's a monster item right there for Taco Bell. This is a nice thing that they did. Apparently there's a place called Bethel, Alaska, and some clown, some ne' er do well, some sidewinder went around town posting, posting little notices that said, hey, there's a Taco Bell coming to our very tiny town in a Alaska and they're going to be hiring and people signed up and it was a hoax, Chick. They, he was pulling one over, which wasn't fair to these people. And you, you, how did Taco Bell handle that? They airlifted 10,000 Doritos Locos Tacos there.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. You know the powder on the, the, the Doritos, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Sort of the stuff that you get in your fingers. There was a rumor going around the Internet that that powder had nothing to do with the taste, and that's not true, guys.

[Chick McGee]

What was it for? Was it embedding some kind of electronic thing into your system so you could be monitored?

[Tom Griswold]

That's my assumption.

[Greg Warren]

You know, not that I'm aware of, but it is, it is vital to the taste. Now listen, listen. If you guys have write this down. If you've guys got some nutritional yeast flakes, some onion powder, some garlic powder, some sugar, chili powder, dry mustard powder and cayenne pepper and a little bit of paprika, you can make it at home.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Handy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

So for 300. 300 you can make a 10 bag of chips.

[Greg Warren]

You're right, Tom. Those spices are expensive, aren't they?

[Chick McGee]

It's like whenever I make my girls now, all they want are my homemade pizzas.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And you end up spending so much money buying all that stuff. You could have bought a much nicer pizza a lot cheaper. But hey, Greg, who's the company? Maybe Ms. Hooker knows this. One of those companies. You can buy the Cheetos. You can. Is it Cheetos? You can buy the Cheetos.

[Jess Hooker]

Dust.

[Chick McGee]

The dust.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, you can buy.

[Greg Warren]

There was a rumor that they were going to do that with Doritos for a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, why wouldn't they?

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a chip made in Cincinnati called Grippos and you can get the seasoning.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, those are great.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, yeah, that's a good barbecue chip, isn't it? Chicken.

[Chick McGee]

Greg, in your experience, when you talk about. They test marketed, whatever you said, 200 different types. Were you ever part of one of those test marketing programs for any of your products where they could go to one city and they try it there to see, is that how they do it? Or do they just do it in a lab and have people taste test them that are independently hired to do

[Greg Warren]

well, listen, Tom, I didn't want to bring it up and I. I was part of the fat free Pringles.

[Chick McGee]

The Alestra thing.

[Greg Warren]

Yes, Tom, I was part of that. One of the biggest failures in consumer product history, I take it.

[Chick McGee]

I'm so sorry I asked.

[Greg Warren]

I had no idea it was in the Toledo market. I ran that test market.

[Chick McGee]

Had I known that, I would have led with it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wow.

[Greg Warren]

And yeah, we sank billions into that product.

[Chick McGee]

And if for those not Familiar with it, Ms. Hooker, Elestra. I am not kidding when I say. Said that the. When we first. They were advertising on the radio.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And they. They did a disclaimer at the end and it had the word may cause. The words may cause. Anal leakage.

[Jess Hooker]

That's insane.

[Greg Warren]

Well, Jess, it was some zealots. This guy. Yeah, some zealots. Some guy, good doer. That.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Went whining to the FDA and we had to put some dumb thing on there. I'm not sure that was true.

[Chick McGee]

But you ruined it.

[Greg Warren]

Ruined a lot of people's lives, I'll tell you that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet.

[Chick McGee]

So it was a lot of billions, Chick.

[Greg Warren]

Billions. And let me tell you something. That test market in Toledo had nothing to do with the failure. We had the displays up, we had the standees up, we had all the pop up.

[Chick McGee]

It looked good.

[Greg Warren]

They were all three flavors were on the shelf. When they were supposed to be. I did what I was supposed to do on that deal.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not to blame, Greg. You're not to blame. I know when I performed at the Funny Bone in Toledo, they called it the olestra of comedy.

[Greg Warren]

It was a rough night, Josh, and I'm proud of that you came back

[Bob Kevoian]

from that because Toledo Instant.

[Greg Warren]

Think you would.

[Chick McGee]

So now, Greg, how many flavors of Doritos are there now? And do they do seasonal issues or is it a consistent number of.

[Greg Warren]

Man, that's a good question. And I don't know the number.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it's just nacho and.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, there's different ones, like you said in Taco. I recently had one.

[Christy Lee]

Was just limited edition.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, there's. I recently tried and I did a taste test and put it up on my Instagram. They're called Naked. Simply Naked Doritos.

[Greg Warren]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

And so I just tried those online and it's no artificial flavor and no artificial coloring.

[Greg Warren]

And. Jess, what were you wearing when you ate those?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was.

[Jess Hooker]

I was in the pickup line picking up my kids from school and. Yeah, no, but it was.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, sorry. They have a whole bunch. Greg. Nachos. Cool Ranch. Spicy nachos. Spicy sweet chili. Flamin Hot.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go.

[Greg Warren]

There you go. Christy, Christy, pause right there.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Greg Warren]

Guys, do not sleep on the purple bag. Spicy sweet chili. That is some good stuff right there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Jess Hooker]

And it's the only one that's dairy free. Delicious vegan. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And didn't that come out as flavor X or something?

[Greg Warren]

Oh, that was another one, chick. That was Doritos x 13D flavor experiment. They had just black identified unidentified bags.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Delicious.

[Greg Warren]

It turned out to be cheeseburger flavored.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Greg Warren]

That's what that was.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember.

[Greg Warren]

But speaking of the ads, do you guys remember that fella? Chicken Josh? No. Chicken Tom and Christy, that Avery Schreiber, do you remember him?

[Tom Griswold]

Big mustache.

[Greg Warren]

He was the guy that. With like, it was a very distinctive looking character actor. And I don't. Him and his buddy would go hunting and somebody would eat a. Eat a Dorito and it would just wake up a lot of people.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Animal.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, the Crunch.

[Tom Griswold]

And Jay Leno.

[Greg Warren]

The Crunch. Yes, Pat. Yeah, the Crunch.

[Bob Kevoian]

And don't worry, we'll make more.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, crunch all you want. We'll make more.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, this is for chick only. Do you remember, I think I'm correct in saying, wasn't Burns from Burns and Schreiber?

[Bob Kevoian]

Jack Burns?

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't he on the show?

[Bob Kevoian]

He was not on the show.

[Chick McGee]

He directed Friday Fridays which was the short lived.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah,

[Chick McGee]

and that show featured Larry David.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was great.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Michael Richards.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there was that, that. They had some terrific skits on that.

[Christy Lee]

That was on abc, right? Yeah, yeah, because I used to run that.

[Tom Griswold]

Greg, do you remember Doritos for a while came out with like Dorito roll ups.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. Well, they. I know there's a thing called Rolitos.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Greg Warren]

And I loved them. Now the chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that.

[Greg Warren]

You can still get them.

[Tom Griswold]

You can.

[Greg Warren]

They're called dynamites. And I think there's a. I think Jimmy Walker's in some sort of illegal proceedings.

[Bob Kevoian]

It seems a little clunky.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I've seen the dynamite of. But you can't just get nacho cheese of those. They're all crazy flavors.

[Jess Hooker]

They're like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, they're rolled up. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I just want to say that there is no other radio show in north or South America today that has gone this deep on Doritos. But I think we all give them a thumbs up.

[Christy Lee]

I had no idea that there were that many.

[Greg Warren]

Let's go a little deeper, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

We've got two minutes to go deep. What do you got?

[Greg Warren]

Well, I thought we were, you know, we were talking a little bit about the marketing. There was a famous commercial when they came out with 3D Doritos. Hot girl, Ali Landry, if you will. She was a model, actress, woman. She's a laundromat with a couple of fellas and they were like throwing these things up and, and, and they went in their mouth and then she went and put them all in the. In the dryer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

And they flew out into her mouth. It was a famous commercial.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Greg Warren]

And. And the two young boys were. They were. They were wowed.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Greg Warren]

I think it. At what she was doing, but also how hot she was. You know who one of those actors were?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Greg Warren]

Sean Hayes. I'm not sure Sean was as wowed as.

[Christy Lee]

As the other actor.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That's hilarious. That's great. Well, Greg, most of them eaten between

[Greg Warren]

8:00pm and 11:00pm guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding. That is interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, Galoy's Theater coming up this Saturday night. And it's a shame this is. This came so late because we could have probably gotten a quick Doritos sponsorship. Doritos presents.

[Greg Warren]

Great. Can you see again, that was. That was a competitor, Tom. I'll do a report on them and I'll do it as best I can, but I'm not going to Be sponsored by those animals.

[Tom Griswold]

You're sponsored by Lee's famous recipe. Greg.

[Greg Warren]

That's a wise least famous is outstanding guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's good stuff.

[Chick McGee]

And now because you're on the road a lot, you know all these things. Did I also mention that Greg is the co host of the Greatest Average American on ABC and Wednesday evenings and on Hulu with Nate Bargazzi of course as the king. It's awesome. It's a great show, Greg. If I didn't have something else to do Saturday night, I'd come to your show.

[Greg Warren]

Thanks. Thanks Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Endorsement.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, I can't. I'm, I'm. I wasn't doing.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what if I was trying to get out of something and I come to your show.

[Chick McGee]

I have. I'll be at the air. I'll be at the airport. Can't make it but I'm urging everyone to go see Greg. Greg is one of the finest stand up comedies. I don't want to use the term working but he's out there. Okay Greg, thanks very much.

[Christy Lee]

We love you.

[Greg Warren]

Thanks guys.

[Chick McGee]

Terrific Greg.

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[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Chick McGee. We will have Chick McGee Sports, unless it gets moved over. Moved over by Judean history.

[Bob Kevoian]

Shoeing of the week coming up, baby.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Oh, that's important. I promise we'll get to that when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, where this will be the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say, send us an email. Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom Dot com.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Chick McGee]

I have a question.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, check Jess Hooker. Hello, there's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick. Yes, I believe you have a question, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

So yesterday, Jess.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I decided to make a cup of tea.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It's the afternoon. I've been working on my computer, gonna have a cuppa watching Downton Abbey. And I'm, you know. And that. Which is great. And I'm thinking, you know something? I'll have a nice cup of tea.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

So I go over and I find one tea bag.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It's all I got left.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

It's fine. We're good. I just want the one cup of tea. Get the water hot, get ready to go.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Put the tea bag in.

[Christy Lee]

String breaks off.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, that wouldn't have been that big of a problem. The whole bag just. Whatever happened, all of a sudden, just tea leaves everywhere. Tea leaves everywhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, cozies or something.

[Chick McGee]

Those balls didn't work. Anyway.

[Announcer]

Anyway.

[Chick McGee]

That happened to you.

[Tom Griswold]

So coffee is out there, but tea.

[Christy Lee]

He's at home. That's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Josh. I was thinking the same thing. You didn't go out for tea.

[Bob Kevoian]

How often do you make tea?

[Chick McGee]

I wasn't sure it would be open. It was Easter.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have an electric kettle? Oh, it's my favorite thing. No, do you have an electric kettle? God, I use it almost every day. I love it.

[Chick McGee]

I have a gas cooktop.

[Christy Lee]

I have a gas cooktop.

[Chick McGee]

Greatest thing ever.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have?

[Chick McGee]

No, just bite his. Boiled.

[Jess Hooker]

In the microwave?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

In a pan.

[Tom Griswold]

I just use hot water from my Keurig and that fills up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that'll do it.

[Chick McGee]

I don't have a Keurig. I don't want one because coffee is out there.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have electricity and stuff?

[Chick McGee]

I have electricity.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

You're cosplaying as a bachelor this week, aren't you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I went to sleep on Friday night. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can I guess? 6:30?

[Chick McGee]

No, no. 8 o'.

[Bob Kevoian]

Clock.

[Chick McGee]

I slept for nine and a half hours.

[Jess Hooker]

That's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

I normally get maybe five got to. That's nine and a half hours. The only reason I woke up, dog. A large golden retriever put his nose in my face and went. Breakfast. Yes, I'd like a cheeseburger. No lettuce, no tomato. What? Yeah. So that. But glorious.

[Jess Hooker]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

And I know they say you can't catch up on your sleep. They're wrong.

[Jess Hooker]

I think so. I think you can.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you can.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You can't bank it. But delightful. It was great. Now it's time to get the shoeing of the week. Is that correct?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's exactly right. You know what that means this time of year? That's right. It's March.

[Chick McGee]

It's nuts.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's March madness. It's insane. The national championship. The most important game. College basketball history this year. Tonight it's the Yukon, the Huskies and the other guys.

[Chick McGee]

Wolverines.

[Christy Lee]

Michigan.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah. Michigan. Who do you like, Tom? Tonight is that.

[Chick McGee]

I've got it like Michigan. My sister went there, my mom went there, my brother went there. Come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

What happened to you? You couldn't get in.

[Chick McGee]

What happened?

[Bob Kevoian]

That sounds like a problem.

[Chick McGee]

I chose to go east because it was more pretentious.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is more pretentious. I like Yukon plus the seven.

[Tom Griswold]

Give me.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're giving me points. You're giving me points. I like. I like that. That Hurley guy and his team. And he's going to yell at the refs and yell at the crowd and that kid from Greenfield Central. Greenfield Catholic chef. Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And a game time is what? 11:30? 11:30 Eastern Time?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep. It starts. Tip off is 12:15 Tuesday morning. Actually, technically it's 8:50 Eastern Time is what the tip says here.

[Jess Hooker]

That's going to be late night in

[Bob Kevoian]

the very, very late. So today's shun brought to you by orangeinsouls.com use the promo code.

[Chick McGee]

Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nope. Bob and Tom checkout. I knew I'd trick you to receive $5 off your total order.

[Chick McGee]

How many times have I told him? Could we simplify this?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's Bob and Tom plus free shipping. Look, egomaniac. It could be Bob and Tom sometime or maybe check.

[Chick McGee]

Harder to type, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Harder to type.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you got to look around.

[Chick McGee]

You got to go, where's the B? Okay, where's the B? At least you get the O twice. Wait a minute, wait a minute. You get the O three times.

[Christy Lee]

If it Was Bob. It'd even be easier.

[Chick McGee]

B O B. I stand corrected. We can do that too. Well, thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

There it is.

[Chick McGee]

That sports we were going to do today in history. But we're out of time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well wait a minute. We got one more stupid world record. The first world hotel and Plaza in Malaysia is now. Do we have a drum roll?

[Tom Griswold]

La Quinta in.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. All first floors. Nights in. No. First World Hotel and Plaza in Malaysia is the largest hotel in the world. Wow. With over 7,000 rooms.

[Christy Lee]

That's too big.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

When it first opened in 2006 the hotel had 6,118 room rooms. But it lost the title of world's largest hotel two years later to the Venetian hotel in Vegas.

[Tom Griswold]

That is massive.

[Bob Kevoian]

After constructing a second tower, the Malaysian resort has since regained the lead to 7351 room

[Christy Lee]

city.

[Chick McGee]

You park and you walk in and then they have to give you a map to find out where to park.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The place is so big according to too many rooms.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's called ranking royals. I don't know what that has to do about with anything.

[Chick McGee]

I'm number one. For me is. Is King Charles. I'll tell you.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no no. Elizabeth. Liz is number one. She's an all time.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm going Liz first.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She was a badass.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Liz the first.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

She was the godfather.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. So you don't have to be alive to be ranked today.

[Bob Kevoian]

I took care of all family.

[Tom Griswold]

She did.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He got in and went. There are seven people that need killing right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's see. Number. Number 10, Luxor in Vegas. 4400 rooms. Number 9, Mandalay Bay. Or as it says here, the Mandalay bat.

[Chick McGee]

Typo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thanks.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for bringing that up.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're welcome.

[Chick McGee]

I blame myself.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm a professional. The something called the Bark Hat Knee in Cezanne.

[Tom Griswold]

Where's that lovely hotel?

[Bob Kevoian]

4688.

[Tom Griswold]

As for Brenda, she knows the win.

[Bob Kevoian]

Brenda brings it the win in Vegas. An Encore resort. 47 48. Number five. The Londoner in Macau, 6000. Also the Abraj El Bait. It's a big fishing hotel. That's 6,000 rooms. MGM Grand, 6,852. Venetian. 70 92. And then 7,351 rooms. The first world hotel in Malaysia. And isn't that interesting? It's in a place where no one wants to go anyway.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that I didn't get to Malaysia.

[Bob Kevoian]

Practice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Practice, practice, practice.

[Christy Lee]

That's a lot of hotel rooms to fill in Vegas. No wonder.

[Chick McGee]

So at any given time, there's a dead body in one of those rooms in Vegas.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. 24 hours a day, seven days a week, there's at least one dead body in the hotel.

[Tom Griswold]

Often by natural causes, sometimes foul.

[Jess Hooker]

We were at a hotel a couple. Couple weeks ago when we did our live broadcast in Cincinnati and we were talking about our rooms and I said at dinner with the rest of the crew that I said, oh, I have new carpet in my room. And Jeff Oscar goes, oh, somebody killed themselves in there. That's why you have new carpet. So I couldn't sleep the rest of the night. I thought I was gonna be haunted by Jeff.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Always a beacon of happiness and joy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I gotta remember that line. Yeah, I like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

It tells you that it's really. It might be true. But he really sells it, though.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. We were eating. He didn't even look up from his plate. Yeah, somebody probably killed them. Thanks, Jeff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Well, on that note.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

We'll do today in history later. Okay, Coming up, we have an interesting story about.

[Christy Lee]

We have a history type story about vampires.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, this is my favorite story of

[Bob Kevoian]

the day, the vampire story.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This involves a skeleton buried upside down. They think it was a vampire and they've recreated the face scientifically. It's super cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Vampires are very charming.

[Chick McGee]

Wait till you see this. You'll be quite surprised.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lovers.

[Chick McGee]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Announcer]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chick Biggie at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jess Hooker. Hi. There's Josh Arnold. Hi. I almost said Josh Jackson.

[Chick McGee]

Who's that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Joshua Jackson. I like that guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the orange1insoles.com sports desk. Hello to.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee. We have. We finished our sports broadcast.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, we have.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that was a quick one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Take the points. I like you coning the points. Give me the points.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lots and lots of points.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Time now to check in then with today in history.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was quick.

[Chick McGee]

Wait, that's March 6th hang on.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, here we go.

[Christy Lee]

April 6th.

[Tom Griswold]

April.

[Chick McGee]

We'll do this in the form of a question, Ms. Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday. Born in 1928. James Randy Watson.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

James Watson. You know, that was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, the. The DNA guy. Yeah. Watson and Crick. Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That book made high school biology a living hell.

[Tom Griswold]

And Cricket, he always had trouble turning his head. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, it would have been five, six years sooner had he gone to a masseuse.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

They discovered the structure of DNA.

[Christy Lee]

The thing you had to make every time you went to double helix. Yeah. That you took a biology class.

[Tom Griswold]

Single helix. For a while.

[Christy Lee]

Gumdrops and toothpicks. Do you remember that?

[Bob Kevoian]

We called.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

We called. Single helix. Horse and Bucky.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They discovered the DNA. They went into Josh Arnold's high school bedroom with a black light.

[Tom Griswold]

High school bedroom. You could go in there now,

[Bob Kevoian]

let's not forget. Right. Randy Watson.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Randy Watson.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Arsenio Hall, I guess, has a new book out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I want to see if we can get him on the air.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that'd be cool.

[Chick McGee]

We've talked to him before. He's. I never understood why his show didn't last long. I thought it was great. And. And I love the fact that he had that whole barking thing and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, who else has that? Who else has their own.

[Tom Griswold]

That really permeated the culture other than the.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Cleveland. I can't think of anybody.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but you know, spinning the fist.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, The Cleveland Browns. Yeah. Other than that.

[Chick McGee]

He's from Cleveland.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, get. Get on that. Jason, see if we can get Arsenio on the air. I didn't know this until I looked at it right now.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

That often happens. Born in 1937, Billy D. Williams. I always thought it was Billy D. Period Williams.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you did? It's De Baby, like D. Wallace.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where the hell D. Wallace. Stone, where have you been?

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know that till just now.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know that. I just know that he plays Lando Caloriesian. The Armenian guy in Star Wars?

[Greg Warren]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

He played Gail Sayers. And when you hit your knees tonight, pray for Brian Piccolo.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know who Lando Caloriesian was in Star Wars?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

He was the only black guy in space, except for Darth Vader.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I know who he was, but I don't know the character. Never watched a Star Wars.

[Bob Kevoian]

You could mispronounce anything. And also.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

He's in a good, sleazy 80s movie with Tom Behringer. Called Fear City. That I like a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Nice drums. You like this misoker since you're a cook? He is a. He has his own line of butter called Lando Lakes.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that something?

[Jess Hooker]

Something?

[Chick McGee]

You can take the COVID and fold it and it looks like he's got big man boobs. Happy birthday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that was just lazy.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday. 1937. Merle Haggard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mama tried. Mama tried.

[Chick McGee]

A man whose name fits his look.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Famously did the stage version of Harry Potter. Played. Played. Haggard. Merlin Haggard, not to be confused. Merle Norman. Do you know who Merle Norman is?

[Christy Lee]

Cosmetics.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Makeup.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. My mother used Merle Norman till the day she passed. Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, they stopped doing it after that last time.

[Chick McGee]

John ratzenberger, born in 1947. Sadly, he opened up a hamburger place called Ratzen Burgers. It just didn't work. Yeah, people were really upset.

[Tom Griswold]

Unappetizing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Now, this is for you, Josh, because you're. The chick might know this. Michael Rooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If the chick would know. He's a great actor.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's an off. There's a troubling movie out there with him. Henry. Portrait of a Serial Killer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a tough watch.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't watch that by yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

But he's cool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's. He always is an evil. Right. Evil guy.

[Tom Griswold]

There are some that he plays kind of a good guy, but. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Guardians of the Galaxy. Doesn't he play that whistling guy?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He did a really evil Santa movie where it turned out Santa was fat from eating too many elves.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Didn't get a lot of.

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember that either.

[Chick McGee]

Is that a real movie? Of course not.

[Tom Griswold]

John Ratzenberger is the only guy to appear in every Pixar movie. Isn't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's a good luck charm. Right.

[Chick McGee]

This is interesting. In 1722, Peter the Great ended a tax in Russia on men with beards.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Very odd. I think he was in the pocket of big sideburns. I think they were. They were forcing him out.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I think we should have a tax now for men with man buns. Oh, I agree. Yeah, they're gonna pay a thousand dollars.

[Jess Hooker]

I saw one over the weekend and it made me mad.

[Pat Godwin]

I know they.

[Tom Griswold]

There is something about them that does make you a little angry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happen to have the world's number one fan of man buns here in the studio.

[Christy Lee]

I do like them from Roadhouse. In fact, they're kind of gone away.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't see them anymore.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm always still surprised that they're out there.

[Jess Hooker]

There. This guy was in an orange tracksuit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice.

[Jess Hooker]

With a man bun and a crappy beard. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm wondering if they're making somewhat of a comeback because I saw one very recently.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, can't have the beard, though. They have to just have the man bun.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Bad look. Let's see. Oh, this is interesting. In 1909, Robert Perry and Matthew Henson became the first men to reach the North Pole.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, they were Chandler and Joey friends.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. Did they come back? Are they the guys that got froze up there? No, that's somebody else.

[Tom Griswold]

They forgot their coats.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I think they'd be prepared.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you'll like this, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

This band won the famous Eurovision song contest in 1974.

[Christy Lee]

Abba.

[Chick McGee]

Correct. Abba.

[Christy Lee]

Abba

[Chick McGee]

for the song Waterloo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Waterloo. Waterloo.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we missed this one. I'm sorry. Happy birthday. Raphael Sanzio, who was much like Cher, just went by Raphael.

[Bob Kevoian]

What does he do?

[Tom Griswold]

He was a Renaissance artist.

[Chick McGee]

Banner. There's a. The Met in New York has a big exhibit, I believe, right now. And he's famous for being, of course. I thought it was one of the turtles.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rafael Sanchez. Call him. Call him for help. You're having consumer problems.

[Christy Lee]

Not anymore.

[Bob Kevoian]

They finally saw the light.

[Christy Lee]

No, they. For all of them.

[Chick McGee]

A teenage Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

[Jess Hooker]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

The first Modern Olympics in 1896. On this date, Fully nude.

[Bob Kevoian]

All nude.

[Christy Lee]

And did you know that the very. The medals then when you hit first place, it was a silver medal, not gold.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. It was silver, gold and then butt sex.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Nobody wanted to finish third.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. It was more of a.

[Pat Godwin]

So you go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, you go. I'm in a few. I'm okay. I'm okay with four.

[Bob Kevoian]

Even the ski jumping. Totally nude.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

I had high hopes for Lando Lakes butter.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. You would. No, this is gold.

[Chick McGee]

That's a fine butter. That. That Land o lake. And they. They. Didn't they take that lady off the butter?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did they? Yes.

[Chick McGee]

So are they?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

I think they did.

[Christy Lee]

They did.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I think it's just like the.

[Chick McGee]

I think she wrestled.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just put the boobs on.

[Tom Griswold]

Disembodied boobs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everybody's folding the box to look like. Look like this.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, is there a museum of.

[Greg Warren]

Of.

[Chick McGee]

Of dated and now politically, is there. You know, Aunt Jemima, Uncle Ben, The Lando Lakes gal?

[Jess Hooker]

Sure. There's a website where they all live.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. It's just as Jeff said, it's just like a sunset or, you know, the

[Bob Kevoian]

horizon and there's the sun and some unfortunate watermelon manufacturer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

There's got to be things we're not even aware of that were just insane.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Well, thank you very much. There were, when we come back, a song from Pat. God. Also, I want to remind you, Mother's Day is a comedy. That's where my buddy Stephen Singer comes in handy. And of course, Stephen has something very special for Mother's Day. He's got the usual great stuff. I'm talking about bracelets, necklaces, and that sort of thing. But how about those roses And a

[Bob Kevoian]

big hoop earring for Josh, maybe he's

[Chick McGee]

got the new Sunrise 24 Karat Gold dipped rose. This is a real rose dipped in 24 karat gold. And it captures the colors of morning sunshine and sparkling blue and fades into kind of a pinkish purple to a warm golden yellow. It's stunning. It is the sunrise 24 karat gold dipped rose. It's the special for Mother's Day this go round, by the way, in a beautiful box. Free shipping, of course, and of course, the guarantee from Stephen Singer Jewelers. Stephen's new sunrise rose. 89 bucks only [e-mail] celebrate all those moms in your life. They make every sunrise possible with Stephen Singer Jewelers. And we're tying moms into the sunrise. Cause let's face it, they get out of bed first. Working on the coffee. Trying to get the chaos under control. Where'd the dogs go? Where are the kids? I can't find your lunchbox. Do something sweet for that mom. Some great jewelry or a beautiful sunrise 24 karat gold dipped rose. An exclusive visit. I hate stephensinger.com and Steven's a great guy and he's got a great dog named Buddy. Once Again, I hate stevensinger.com. tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you, won't you, please? We're gonna return with that special song from Patty G. And also a great vampire story about a real vampire on the way to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello. Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Hello. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold. Hi. The I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. Yes, there's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick [e-mail] sports desk and our special guest, Mr. Randy Watson.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

It's good to see everybody. Everybody looking good.

[Tom Griswold]

You too.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I. I just lost my place. Very fetching. Nothing to say.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you lost your.

[Christy Lee]

Lost your place.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lost your straw there for a second, but thankfully you found it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I have a giant packet of straws. And these are the cool kind that bend.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh boy.

[Chick McGee]

And they're made of American made plastic.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you. Have you seen the ones that. Not only the bendy but they're long bendy like you can time in a knot.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I've got a couple of those. They're impossible to clean.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have any exciting plans while the kids.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me get this straight. You have bendy straws that you don't use just one time. You wash them after you use them?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they have a crazy straw. Yeah, they go in like the harder plastic.

[Bob Kevoian]

I get that. But these are. You know what? Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

You need a little dawn and a pipe cleaner. Yeah, that's what I do.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yeah. A pipe cleaner.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Twist all the way around.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you want them clean or not?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, good. Well, let's move forward.

[Bob Kevoian]

At your desk one Sunday night, cleaning straws.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now the whole evening you heard Josh's story about buying the matchbooks and they arrived.

[Bob Kevoian]

Buying the match.

[Chick McGee]

The match boxes.

[Bob Kevoian]

No matches.

[Chick McGee]

But when they came, there were no matches. He's going to bring them in. I'm going to take them home, but I'm going to buy some matches. Then I'm going to have. I'll sit down with the girls and we'll spend an hour or so packing them in. Then I'm gonna bring. Then I'm gonna bring Josh back half of the matchboxes with matches in them.

[Pat Godwin]

More than fair.

[Christy Lee]

I bet your kids can't wait for that.

[Chick McGee]

Fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you gotta make sure though. You got to be on quality control and equal amount of matches in each box.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Yes, because they do. They like lighting the candles at the house and they like putting them out too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Aren't you concerned that someone's going to ask. So girls, what did you do this weekend? Well, we helped my dad fill. Fill matchboxes with matches.

[Chick McGee]

Better than staring at a screen building a bomb.

[Jess Hooker]

Heard that. You'd think that was a form of abuse.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You know, like if you have to go pick up sticks in the yard.

[Jess Hooker]

That was fun. Yeah, we did that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go pick rocks up out of the.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you're Gonna put matches in match boxes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now they are blank, so they could decorate them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, decorate the boxes.

[Tom Griswold]

They might enjoy that for five minutes.

[Bob Kevoian]

How's the daggone dog house? Is that still in your house? Is it painted? Give us.

[Chick McGee]

They don't want to paint it. The girls don't want to paint it.

[Tom Griswold]

I get it. Sometimes you want that raw look.

[Christy Lee]

Is it ever going to go outside?

[Chick McGee]

Well, they're not. They're not here right now. No, it'll. It'll eventually go outside for the summer. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Still sitting in the house.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's still in the house right now.

[Jess Hooker]

It'll eventually end up in the dumpster here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then when you put it in the dumpster, we'll get the memo. Remember, you're not supposed to use the dumpster here for only personal.

[Chick McGee]

I. I'll have to borrow Mark's pickup truck to get it over here though. It won't fit in my car.

[Tom Griswold]

I got caught red handed throwing a big box in there not too long ago.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, did you really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

By whom?

[Tom Griswold]

I thought I was safe on like a Saturday morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, his window is right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the boss, he pulled up. I go, well, you caught me. He goes, eh, you're all right.

[Jess Hooker]

He likes you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's exactly what he said.

[Chick McGee]

But there is a guy on weekends that just watches the Simply Save cameras, waiting for you to go over to the dumpster and use it. Okay, this next story. There's a visual component to this. I think this is really cool, Josh. I think you will too. This involves real vampires.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Scientists have recreated the face of a 400 year old suspected vampire. An analysis of the remains that were discovered in a Croatian church graveyard showed the man had been beheaded and reburied face down in an effort to stop him from becoming a vampire.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, yeah. The undead.

[Christy Lee]

He was about 5 foot 4. Believed to have died between the ages of 40 and 50. Using skull analysis and modern technology, researchers were able to reconstruct his face. The artistic rendering depicts a round faced red headed man with a somewhat wide nose and a large scar on his left cheek.

[Tom Griswold]

What could that be?

[Christy Lee]

From healed injuries on the skeleton, Josh indicated the man had led a violent life. And the new analysis determined that he'd been killed by injuries to his skull.

[Tom Griswold]

Did the teeth. I wonder if they're there. They could see if they're a retractable fang.

[Christy Lee]

According to Sky News, his head may have been pulled from his body, disarticulated.

[Tom Griswold]

So he wasn't decapitated There are no

[Christy Lee]

cut marks consistent with decapitation.

[Tom Griswold]

That's brutal.

[Christy Lee]

I got it on his neck, skull and shoulders. There he is.

[Chick McGee]

There's the d. There's. And they scientifically, it's my brother. It's a red haired guy with interestingly enough, kind of a Nixon widow's peak, but red curly hair.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it looks just like Nixon.

[Tom Griswold]

That's really something.

[Christy Lee]

It. But we don't see his teeth.

[Chick McGee]

I, I didn't give you the whole article. They, they got, they had people that had similar skull features.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who were also vampires.

[Chick McGee]

No, just contemporary human living beings that had certain skull features and they had, they. And they analyzed their facial fat tissue etc to get the shape of the guy's face.

[Jess Hooker]

You know who he looks like? He looks like a grown up Chucky doll.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he does. Yeah, he does.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa. Now that. What they could have done is just someone, you know, said to his buddy, look, this is way too much work. Let's just make him look like a grown up Chucky dog. Tell him we did all this scientific stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't understand where they get the vampire part.

[Tom Griswold]

Just the way he was buried because of the way. That's how they used to.

[Christy Lee]

Is that.

[Chick McGee]

Remember we had that.

[Christy Lee]

How do you pull someone's head off their body?

[Tom Griswold]

It takes some work.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you gotta get a good grip, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean it could have also been a horse.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Probably a couple horses in a tree.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, bad way to go.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think we had that whole article last year about the place where there were several people buried with their heads upside down.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. And their heads removed. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And the fact that he's a ginger. See, I had never thought about vampires because of our experience with the movies. Typically vampires are, you know, black hair.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Though isn't that funny that they did that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And as you say. Yeah. Why don't they check the teeth? Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be my first.

[Chick McGee]

But do all vampires have that. Is that too thing?

[Tom Griswold]

They can, they can be retractable. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You just press a button.

[Pat Godwin]

Was a spring back there.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they feel it.

[Christy Lee]

Plus they get vampires, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

They get them fixed. It's a vampire dentist.

[Tom Griswold]

You believe what you want to believe.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I, Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to the dentist today.

[Tom Griswold]

Dennis. Draculas often have to go to the dentist.

[Chick McGee]

You know something, if I, if I, you know, if I saw there was a show on called Dracula's Dentist, I'd watch.

[Bob Kevoian]

If they're not at the dentist, they're at the blood bank. That's what they're doing.

[Chick McGee]

But it's interesting that he's a ginger because vampires can't go out during the day. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

And gingers, you know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They burn in the sun.

[Chick McGee]

The guy's got blue eyes. I never pictured a blue eyed vampire.

[Tom Griswold]

Do either of you, Jess or Christy, think vampires are hot?

[Christy Lee]

Depends on what movie you're watching.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Gingers, yes. Vampires, no.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I think vampires are hot. I think.

[Chick McGee]

What was the sexy one with Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer?

[Bob Kevoian]

Interview.

[Christy Lee]

Interview with a vampire.

[Chick McGee]

Brad Pitt.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

That was sexy.

[Tom Griswold]

I was bored to tears. I might have to revisit it.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I didn't say it was good, but they had that orgy scene in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There is a hilariously funny set of shows from Australia from the guys that did.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what we do. In the Shadows.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Got some laughs.

[Chick McGee]

That is genuinely hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. That one vampire in there is hot. The.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's a hot vampire in that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Have you watched the show?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, but I don't remember the one

[Christy Lee]

with the really long black hair.

[Tom Griswold]

I just remember Grandpa looked exactly like Nosferatu. It's hard. Or the Salem's Lot. Well, they both kind of look the.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'll.

[Christy Lee]

It'll.

[Chick McGee]

And what's it called again?

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry, what we do in the Shadow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was a movie first.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm talking about the TV show.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, Christy Lee is at the Bob.

[Christy Lee]

And of course we have, you know, Barnabas Collins. Although he wasn't really hot.

[Tom Griswold]

No, just unique.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, HBO's True Blood was a hot, hot series.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. That was just all kinds of Louisiana sex.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Was Sammy Terry a Dracula? That's local thing, isn't it? They're regional. Yeah. Okay, I didn't. Was he supposed to be a vampire scary movie host?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Yeah, sort of a ghoul.

[Chick McGee]

And just like the wizard of Oz. I had to explain to Chick that Sammy Terry was a play in the words semi cemetery.

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't know until you said it either.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't get it for a long time.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't get it.

[Chick McGee]

I did not know he was great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Late 1998, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Kayvon Novak is who I was thinking of. That's on the show. What we do in the show.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Where do we want to go from here? A woman from Florida is accused of moving back into her husband's home.

[Tom Griswold]

How dare her.

[Christy Lee]

In order to rekindle their marriage.

[Bob Kevoian]

That always works.

[Christy Lee]

She's now accused of setting the residents on fire. Chick.

[Chick McGee]

So the choice of the word rekindle.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Was very careful.

[Christy Lee]

Melissa Joanne Dunham, 40, is accused of arson.

[Bob Kevoian]

The fire, her name was Joanne.

[Christy Lee]

Shortly before 10:30am Last Monday.

[Chick McGee]

Stop right there. Read that sentence again.

[Christy Lee]

Melissa Joanne Dunham, 40, is accused of arson. The fire occurred shortly before 10:30am last Monday.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't arson a nighttime gig, primarily?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it looks better at night.

[Jess Hooker]

Not when you're a crazy white female

[Christy Lee]

or you got to wait for him to go to work.

[Chick McGee]

How pissed you have to be by 10:30 to burn a place down.

[Christy Lee]

When crews arrived, they found the home heavily involved in fire.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you serious? You've never gotten up and it's been mad, ready to fight.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, burn the house down mad. I'm thinking you got to be drunk.

[Jess Hooker]

That was a long weekend.

[Christy Lee]

It was premeditated. You know it. She didn't move back into. She knew exactly.

[Chick McGee]

She may. She may plead not guilty. Although she did have in her hand. What?

[Christy Lee]

A bottle of lighter fluid at the scene, standing there holding it.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's doing it again.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Took an hour to get the fire out.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Women will burn. Guys stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. Yeah, I've never. I've never done that. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If I were the judge, I'd give her the house and the divorce.

[Tom Griswold]

That's yours now. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Good luck. You got a mortgage on that thing?

[Christy Lee]

Did you know that ipods are apparently coming back to. For the Gen Zers?

[Tom Griswold]

So four people bought one recently, and it went up 900%.

[Christy Lee]

You're exactly right. According to ebay, global searches for ipods were jumped more than 40 or 20%.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think I have, like.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think I have 12 in a kitchen drawer somewhere.

[Jess Hooker]

Tom uses them.

[Chick McGee]

There's a particular company that if you like to swim with an ipod, this company waterproofs them. They're like 200 bucks.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

To waterproof them.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they sell. They sell them. You. They take the ipod minis and they're waterproof, and you can. You put them on the back of your goggles.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's cool.

[Chick McGee]

And they attach.

[Bob Kevoian]

Put them in a baggie.

[Chick McGee]

No, they're waterproof.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Or. Yeah, I've gone through a whole bunch.

[Tom Griswold]

Waterproof.

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe that's abba.

[Chick McGee]

They. They tend to. After a year or so, they go under. But hey, it's. You know, you can. They're great. Very handy.

[Christy Lee]

Tech expert Emily White conducted a survey and found the reasons people have been reaching for the older Technology when you

[Bob Kevoian]

drop an ipod in the water.

[Christy Lee]

Nostalgia, of course. Practicality, as ipods boost longer battery lives and do not need WI fi to function. Digital minimalism. Without apps, ipods offer a distraction, free listening experience.

[Tom Griswold]

I get it.

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody can call you.

[Jess Hooker]

No, no, that's true.

[Christy Lee]

You're choosing to have a more intentional relationship with your music because you have to curate your experience and fewer cyber security risks.

[Tom Griswold]

I did love it, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They don't still make new ipods, though.

[Jess Hooker]

No, they don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so. Yeah, but I mean, we had the thing last week about cassettes and then and vinyl, obviously. I don't think there's been a big CD comeback yet, but. No, but they're still making them.

[Tom Griswold]

I've still got a. I've probably got a hundred.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

100 CDs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I probably have 500.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I sold most of mine, but I have.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I think I have 510.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, very good. Yeah, I got one.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of nostalgia, WKRP is coming back to Cincinnati. The radio call letters are coming back. It was made famous, of course, on the CBS television sitcom that ran from 78 to 82.

[Tom Griswold]

What was that called again? Radio Day.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Now fiction is becoming reality after 48 years. Stations in Texas, Georgia and Tennessee have previously bore the letters, but apparently they went to a guy who had a nonprofit in North Carolina. He has sold them. And they're not saying where they'll land in Cincinnati, but they are coming back to radio's first in there time.

[Tom Griswold]

They'll actually have a WKRP in Cincinnati.

[Christy Lee]

In Cincinnati.

[Jess Hooker]

That's cool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I always like that theme song.

[Jess Hooker]

I did, too. I love the show. I loved all of it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Only a couple of those people are still around.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Gary. Sandy, he was the program director. He was great. He's a really good musical actor.

[Christy Lee]

Tarlock. It was a great show.

[Chick McGee]

Herb Tarlock is gone.

[Christy Lee]

I know. I'm just Bert Reynolds wife.

[Jess Hooker]

Was she on there?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she was on there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

She's gone.

[Christy Lee]

She's gone.

[Tom Griswold]

Park a skateboard in her cleavage.

[Jess Hooker]

Gordon Jump, insane put those things together.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Gordon Jump came in here one morning.

[Christy Lee]

I co hosted a telethon with Gordon Jump.

[Chick McGee]

He was cool.

[Christy Lee]

He was great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lord, what was the deal on Lonnie Anderson's cleavage?

[Christy Lee]

It was a bad boob job.

[Bob Kevoian]

Her boobs were almost behind her.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's no good.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Jump had a tragic death when he was on the ledge of that story. Somebody Said, hey, Gordon, jump. And he did.

[Chick McGee]

Sadly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The power of suggestion. One of the great episodes of all time was when Bert Parks came in as Herb Tarlock's dad. That is a great episode. And the most famous episode is the turkey one, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

As God is my witness. I thought turkeys could fly.

[Tom Griswold]

What was that guy's name? That characters? Was that the bald?

[Christy Lee]

Sort of. He was the newsman.

[Bob Kevoian]

Winner of the Buckeye Newshawk Awards.

[Chick McGee]

Always, always had a band aid on. No explanation.

[Tom Griswold]

I always loved Howard Hessman.

[Christy Lee]

I did too.

[Tom Griswold]

I liked Head of the class.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

I loved like him in Clue.

[Chick McGee]

It was great. Let's see now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was he in Zoolander?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember.

[Chick McGee]

Could they bring back welcome back Cotter? Is Gabe Kaplan still.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he's still.

[Chick McGee]

Travolta's alive now. The other three guys are all dead.

[Tom Griswold]

Epstein is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are there people?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I think no. Is Epstein gone?

[Bob Kevoian]

You think there are people won't welcome back Connor to come back on the air.

[Chick McGee]

And then Horshak was famously involved in that. Remember they were doing those celebrity boxing things.

[Tom Griswold]

He's already.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hang on, hang on. He's already down the road. I'm not even gonna try to stop him. Go ahead.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know this one.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. I'm gonna write down the match.

[Chick McGee]

Remember those? They would do these celebrity boxing things and they'd wear these. These giant boxing gloves and really try

[Tom Griswold]

to hit each other.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Horseshack was haunted. Although the FCC ruled it. I hate crying.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, chick, you got it.

[Bob Kevoian]

We got a match over here.

[Tom Griswold]

You think in the bedroom he would go, oh, oh, oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right here. Oh, oh, oh. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

It was the only. It was the only classroom in greater New York that only had five people in it at the time. Classroom size very small at this.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was an appointment viewing that. Well, I looked forward.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back Cotter.

[Tom Griswold]

I still like Travolta was funny again.

[Chick McGee]

That's what. That's what launched Travolta's career.

[Tom Griswold]

The end of every episode, Kaplan would tell a joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And a lot of times they were about his uncle. I forget his uncle's name. But you. Yeah, my uncle.

[Chick McGee]

Great joke, though. Never tell you about my great, great poker player. World class.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Is that still on somewhere? I haven't seen it in years.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure. This is your sphere.

[Tom Griswold]

Seen it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Well, if Ace hasn't seen it, the

[Tom Griswold]

answer is Great theme song.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back.

[Chick McGee]

It's a great theme song. We should some to do our top. Our top 10 theme songs with lyrics

[Tom Griswold]

and that was actually a radio hit, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

John Sebastian.

[Chick McGee]

John Sebastian. He was in here, too. He played it for us when we.

[Jess Hooker]

There's no way.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Sebastian's been in here twice.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he play Nashville Cats?

[Bob Kevoian]

He was a regular on the show for six months. It's unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

It was a very awkward moment. I can't discuss on the radio with him, but he's a very nice guy.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, we need to get Sebastian back.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, nice. I feel.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know how much.

[Chick McGee]

I feel honored to be in the room with that joke.

[Tom Griswold]

I know how much of an accent to give it, so I gave it none.

[Chick McGee]

When we come back, Pat, will you do your tribute to John Sebastian?

[Greg Warren]

Which one?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, maybe the Kentucky Dish.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, I could do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

What about your credit cards, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'll tell you what. If you open up the mail, and I hate opening up mail.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who doesn't?

[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

today.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey man. There's Jess Hooker. Hello, there's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi there.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's at the IH Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm chick@the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick Magee. I'll remind Everybody today at 1:00' clock this afternoon, 1:00 clock Eastern Time, it's going to be a special live stream from NASA during the flyby of the so called dark side of the moon.

[Christy Lee]

That'll be cool.

[Chick McGee]

It'll be available in a lot of different spots. I imagine most of the networks, I hope they'll cut away but it's going to be on this says Netflix, Amazon, YouTube, HBO, Max and I obviously on the NASA website, I'm guessing. But very cool stuff with Artemis and Orion. That capsule up there, they said this is the first time apparently human eyes will be seeing that the dark side of the moon. Obviously it's been photographed, but this is a wow. They say they may see something that we have they hadn't noticed in the photograph.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That sonic drive through.

[Chick McGee]

What could it be?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, everybody wants tots.

[Christy Lee]

Heck yeah. Even on the side of the moon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now in a, in a sci fi space movie, of course they'd look down and they'd see some alien. Yeah. Or they'd see some sign.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wish you were here.

[Chick McGee]

That was the subsequent Pink Floyd album. They see the, the rainbow and the.

[Christy Lee]

See it's a theme.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, one o' clock Eastern time this afternoon. It's a cool thing.

[Christy Lee]

I gotta play the Dark side of the Moon soundtrack.

[Chick McGee]

We were talking about. Welcome back Cotter, the television program and the great John Sebastian from Love and Spoonful made a great appearance at Woodstock. He's been in here. He's a very nice guy, extremely talented. But on a different note, we were also talking about food. Of course, we got into the topic of the hot brown.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I'm gonna make one when we get closer.

[Chick McGee]

And it's, it's a. It's famous from Louisville, Kentucky is where it was developed. And I assumed it was brown in color. No, it's because it was developed at the famous Brown Hotel in 1926. And it has kind of a hollandaise esque color sauce. Yeah, yeah. But we learned about the hot brown made with sliced turkey bacon on toast and that mornay creamy sauce. And Pat actually has a original tribute to the sandwich.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, John Sebastian coming at you. Here we go. Hot brown supper in the city. Turkey bacon, ham. It don't look pretty. Lots of gravy, not a little bitty. It's a favorite of the Louisville city gravy all around. Slices of bread, large piece of turkey bigger than your head but at night your tummy aches gotta lay down that hot brown bakes. Come on, come on. It'll be all right. I'll have another one tonight. It's delicious but it ain't pretty. Oh, it's supper in the city.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go now.

[Pat Godwin]

Hot brown supper in the city.

[Bob Kevoian]

Honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Jess Hooker]

Is there a difference between supper and dinner or is it just a regional term?

[Christy Lee]

Regional term.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

My dad used to call lunch dinner and then he'd call supper supper.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Dinner time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I feel like I know a lot of people that did that.

[Chick McGee]

Good question. Supper always sounded more formal to me.

[Jess Hooker]

It sounded more country to me.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you. It used to be formal.

[Christy Lee]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you supped?

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you. Would you sup with me tonight? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds dirty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you sup on this?

[Jess Hooker]

That sounds like a dtf.

[Pat Godwin]

This won't stop itself.

[Bob Kevoian]

There it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever hear anybody ever say that?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

You join me for some repast?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but in the earlier conduct, you don't want to say someone, hey, you want me to give you a hot brown tonight? No, no, no, no, thanks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Finally.

[Tom Griswold]

I know we used to say to what my mom when she was making supper. Hey, it ain't going to sup itself.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You brought your mom into that joke.

[Tom Griswold]

I was trying to think who would be the most inappropriate person.

[Chick McGee]

You got it. You got it. Well, thank you very much. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Hi, I'm Joe Salsihai, host of the Stacking Benjamins podcast.

[Tom Griswold]

Most economists agree small amount of inflation is actually good. 2% is what you're going for. So why is everybody freaking out?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, because it's the fallout.

[Chick McGee]

People don't track their budget. You have this slow slipping that happens every month.

[Greg Warren]

So all of a sudden you go,

[Pat Godwin]

man, I don't have any money.

[Chick McGee]

The reason is now two people go

[Pat Godwin]

to a restaurant, the bill is 60 bucks for two.

[Bob Kevoian]

Two guys walk into a restaurant, they start screaming.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that hilarious?

[Chick McGee]

$60 stacking Benjamins.

[Bob Kevoian]

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