The BOB & TOM Show - April 7, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – April 7, 2026: Episode Summary

Overview

In this fast-paced, sprawling episode of The BOB & TOM Show, hosts Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, and their regular crew blend topical comedy, sports banter, listener letters, and interviews. Today’s tone is especially playful: recurring bits poke fun at everything from odd sports names to airline annoyances, with memorable sketches and genuine camaraderie. Special guest Dan St. Paul joins to discuss his iconic "first baseball game" bit and the new humor anthology Comedians Talking Baseball. Throughout, ongoing running jokes about feet, snacks, and life’s absurdities keep the mood light and laughter constant.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Baseball, Announcers, and Dan St. Paul’s Sketch

01:29 – 07:00, 130:27 – 131:57

• The show kicks off with comedian Dan St. Paul, a self-described baseball and Harry Caray superfan, performing his classic “first baseball game” sketch—a biblical-era MLB parody, complete with Harry Caray impressions and absurd biblical sportswriting.
• Dan riffs on odd changes in baseball announcing, noting the sometimes odd feel of a female PA announcer in San Francisco. He parodies famous Harry Caray lines:
  • “Now Peter looks into Jesus for the sign. Jesus gives him the sign.”
  • “That’s three times. And Jesus is out to give Peter a sermon on the mound…”
  • “Lazarus up to the plate… What’s that – he gets back up, that’s the sixth time this week that kid can take one for the team.”
    (02:40 – 06:38)
• The cast playfully expands the bit, adding fake ballpark vendors: "Get your manna! Bread from Heaven, hot and fresh!" and “Nabisco Communion wafer day.”

Quote – Dan St. Paul as Harry Caray (03:44):
“Now Peter looks into Jesus for the sign. Jesus gives him the sign.”
“Holy cow, Peter denies it.”

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2. Baseball History, Traditions, and the Changing Game

07:05 – 14:27

• The hosts banter about baseball’s traditions, uniforms, and gender roles at the ballpark:
  • Joking about how “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” is really the story of a woman begging to attend a game.
  • Observations on formality at old games (“Hats, coats, ties…lots of white guys there…a different ball game” – Tom).
• Jokes about slogans and fan attire (“Back, baby, back!”); nostalgia for the “old crowd shots” where women are largely absent.
• Discussion of quirky, outdated slang: “groovy,” “hippie chick” attire, and how generational tropes influence baseball culture.

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3. Hawaii Letters, Listener Mail, and Strange Facts

20:36 – 28:50

• The team reads listener letters, including several from Hawaii:
  • Listeners extol local comedy scenes, share odd laws like “you can ride in the bed of a truck,” and discuss local fauna (“No snakes in Hawaii!”).
  • Christy clarifies snake myths, and Tom reveals the “no rabies” reality—quickly skewered as the group searches for verification.
  • Long-running jokes about odd license plates (“MUF DVR” in New Mexico) and the inevitable creepiness of personalized tags.
• Funny discourse on unusual sports names (Rusty Koontz, Johnny Dickshot), tradition, and the secret advantages of living in certain states.

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4. Sports Betting Recap & Unusual Sports Names

48:27 – 56:47, Return at 61:19, 126:00

• Chick McGee is lauded for his strong betting pick ("Take UConn and the points": they lose by six with a spread of seven).
• The team reads a listener’s list of the "Ten Most Interesting Sports Names” (Cannonball Titcomb, Steve Ho You Fat, Ron Tugnut, Lucius Pusey, Chubby Cox, Lake Speed, Fair Hooker, Coco Crisp, Milton Bradley, Dick Trickle, Clinton Dix).
• Lively banter on how names can lead to “locker room tragedy…or breakfast cereal fame.”

Quote – Christy Lee (49:28):
“Stubby Clapp – that’s the one they really couldn’t get penicillin to knock it out.”

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5. Music, Ravi Shankar & Family Trivia

09:10, 58:01 – 61:10, 120:05 – 121:35

• Tom geekily explores Ravi Shankar’s birthday, trivia about the sitar, and its pop culture impact (Norah Jones as his daughter, Beatles’ “Norwegian Wood”).
• Hilarious detours into music history, family trees (Ron and Clint Howard’s memoir, “The Boys”), and the “existential weirdness” of seeing South Asian performers at Woodstock or Monterey Pop.
• Jokes about Tom’s eclectic music taste, parental expectations, and the logic of “proper” versus “mall” tattoos.

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6. Travel Pet Peeves & Airline Annoyances

150:04 – 157:10

• Top travel pet peeves: seat-back-pushing, loud phone calls, ignoring personal space, disrespectful passenger behavior, listening to audio without headphones.
• United Airlines’ new policy: booting passengers who refuse headphone rules.
• Chick confesses to removing shoes on planes (“No foot odor, no one notices”), leading to relentless teasing.
• Debate over packing snacks, neck pillows, travel documents, and proper baggage-claim techniques.

Quote – Chick McGee (156:07):
“Josh, don’t listen to what I’m about to say. Next time we fly, someone has to steal Josh’s shoes mid-flight…”

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7. Space, Artemis 2, & Astronaut Cuisine

142:59 – 148:20

• Detailed rundown of Artemis 2 and Orion food options: 189 different items, heavy on tortillas for their “envelope-like function in zero gravity.”
• “No fresh food—no fridge. Everything is rehydratable, thermostabilized, or irradiated.”
• Astronauts get two flavored drinks per day, with 43 cups of coffee rationed for the mission.
• Fun speculation about Canadian astronauts bringing “space poutine” and “all-dressed chips”—the latter now available stateside.

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8. Listener Mail: Squirrels, Letters, & One-Man Bands

61:31 – 65:18; 38:41 – 41:08

• Letters cover everything: dogs who grab the leash to demand walks, a dead squirrel on a listener’s drive, and callback jokes to Tom’s “Amazing Stories” doppelganger.
• Former guest Mark Dobson (“Mr. One Man Band”) writes in with state fair dates, love for the crew, and discussion of showbiz robots/clash with “Bot the Robot.”

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9. Odds & Ends: Tattoos, Masturbation & Male Health, Dove News

105:10 – 109:56, 112:17 – 114:02, 69:05 – 76:50

• Discussion of a campaign urging men to “beat cancer off” (ejaculate 21+ times/month to lower prostate cancer risk), played for laughs but grounded in legitimate medical studies.
• Debate about tattoos, MRIs, and health risks. New research: multiple tattoo sessions may decrease melanoma risk (the crew skeptically analyze the science).
• News of the world’s oldest captive dove (“Sugar,” age 44). Segues into a discussion of the pigeon/dove taxonomy, soap brands, and cultural symbolism.

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10. Dan St. Paul Interview & Life as an Aging Comedian

130:27 – 137:48

• Dan St. Paul returns to discuss the Comedians Talking Baseball anthology, life post–standup, and his Substack “Another Funny Thing About Aging.”
• He reveals his daily routine (Wordle, swimming, Zoom trivia with comedians). Shares a hilarious story about being “gender fluid” to access a closer bathroom at a concert.
• Discussion of the classic sitcom “Good Morning World” (featuring Paul Lynde, Ronnie Schell, Joby Baker) as a touchstone for radio-obsessed comics.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Dan St. Paul, as Harry Caray (03:44):
“Now Peter looks into Jesus for the sign. Jesus gives him the sign.”

Tom Griswold, baseball nostalgia (07:46):
“A lot of white guys there. Hey—we’re in the O’Reilly Auto Parts studios…”

Chick McGee (14:28):
“Groovy was...Yeah, Ash in the Evil Dead would say it—to be ironic.”

Christy Lee on sports names (49:28):
“Stubby Clapp – that’s the one they really couldn’t get penicillin to knock out.”

Tom (142:25):
“Artemis 2 does sound like the name of a Greek diner: ‘Where do you want to go tonight, honey?’ ‘How about Artemis 2?’”

Chick McGee on travel (150:56):
“When your passenger puts their feet on the dashboard...”
Christy Lee: "Dashboard?"
Chick: "Oh, in the car. This is on a plane: letting your child kick the seat in front."

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Dan St. Paul’s “First Baseball Game” Sketch: 01:29 – 07:00
• Quirky Sports Names Segment: 48:27 – 56:47
• Listener Mail: Hawaii & License Plates: 20:36 – 28:50
• Space Cuisine & Artemis 2: 142:59 – 148:20
• Masturbation & Cancer Risk Discussion: 105:10 – 109:56
• Tattoo Safety & Health Chat: 109:50 – 112:34
• Oldest Dove Story: 69:05 – 76:50
• Dan St. Paul Interview: 130:27 – 137:48
• Travel Pet Peeves: 150:04 – 157:10

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Recurring Themes & Episode Tone

The show’s energy is consistently playful, quick-witted, and a bit mischievous. Running jokes (Tom’s shoe insoles, Christy’s “hippie chick” look, Chick’s betting picks, Josh’s airplane feet) foster a sense of family and comedic rhythm, while deeper humor emerges from the group’s genuine knowledge of pop trivia, sports, and life’s oddities.

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For Listeners Who Missed It...

You’ll find a wild and hilarious blend of topical riffs, classic bits, quirky cultural trivia, and a few surprisingly heartfelt asides. Whether the team’s dissecting the nuances of baseball nostalgia, lampooning weird license plates, or delving into astronaut cuisine, the episode captures The BOB & TOM Show’s singular blend of irreverence, warmth, and shared laughter.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob.

[Christy Lee]

And to show

[Tom Griswold]

Dan St. Paul is our guest love night. Now, we were talking about the fact that you're from San Francisco and you and you live there with your wife and your son.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're a sports fan. And particularly I know you're a baseball fan.

[Dan St. Paul]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And a big Harry Carry fan. Yes.

[Dan St. Paul]

Oh, I love Harry Cary. I have to tell you though, we have a female announcer at the ballpark in San Francisco.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Dan St. Paul]

Sherry Davis.

[Christy Lee]

I went to the game before the

[Dan St. Paul]

strike last year and it's very strange because she sounds like the phone company lady. It's weird. It's like the third baseman is number nine, Matt Williams. Please make a note of it. And then, and then if there's a pinch hitter, it's the batter. Number 10, Royce Clayton has been changed. You know, I'm an school guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't handle this. You like the male announcers.

[Dan St. Paul]

Big Harry Cary fan.

[Christy Lee]

I love that.

[Dan St. Paul]

You know, I love Harry Carey and I love. And I, and I just, you know, Harry, of course, did the first baseball game ever played. You guys are aware of that?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Dan St. Paul]

Yeah. He was the only guy around at that time.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Dan St. Paul]

To do that game. And it was, it was wonderful. I got an old tape of it and I listened to it all the time. Hello, fans, this is Harry Cary. Welcome to today's game between the Bethlehem Braves and the Jerusalem Jacks. Kind of a sparse crowd here today as a plague of locusts has made it tough to get out to the ballpark you can hear the vendors though.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, manna.

[Dan St. Paul]

Get your manna. Who wants bread from heaven? It's hot. It's fresh. It just fell hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Manna here.

[Christy Lee]

Penance. Penance.

[Dan St. Paul]

Our fathers Hail Marys can't get absolution without an act of contrition. Who wants a rosary?

[Christy Lee]

Here. Water, Water. Uh oh, wine. Who wants wine?

[Dan St. Paul]

Now Peter looks into Jesus for the sign. Jesus gives him the sign.

[Christy Lee]

Holy cow. Peter denies it.

[Dan St. Paul]

He gives it to him again. He denies it again.

[Chick McGee]

Once more.

[Dan St. Paul]

That's three times. And Jesus is out to give Peter a sermon on the mo. Jesus. Of course, the big hero in yesterday's game came up in the bottom of the ninth with the Braves down three to nothing and hit a bases empty grand slam. Fans, we haven't had a miracle like that since we had fishes and loaves night here. I had a chance to talk with the Savior after the game and this is what he had to say. Well, Harry Theal was on the outside

[Chick McGee]

part of the Tiger.

[Dan St. Paul]

I was not trying to make contact. First of all, I want to thank my father for loading the bases of the Holy Ghost for bringing up the double play. Back to live action. Lazarus up to the plate now. What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

Lazarus up to the plate.

[Dan St. Paul]

Who's the pitch?

[Christy Lee]

Oh no, he's hit.

[Dan St. Paul]

He's hurt.

[Christy Lee]

He's dead. Holy cow. He's dead.

[Dan St. Paul]

But wait a minute, he gets back up. That's the sixth time this week that kid can take one for the team. Abraham up to the plate now, probably up here to sacrifice. Enfield drawn in for the patriarch. And now there's some action in the Bethlehem bullpen. I can't quite make out the back of his robe. It is the big number 10, Moses just called up from the burning bush.

[Chick McGee]

Lo

[Dan St. Paul]

already gaining a reputation for that lightning fast pickoff move reminding those runners that thou shalt not stand up. Let's give it over to Steve Stone. Thank you, Harry. Fans, you want to be here this Tuesday night when the Braves meet the Calvary Cubs. It's going to be Nabisco Communion wafer

[Tom Griswold]

day here at the ballpark.

[Dan St. Paul]

All fans 33 and under get a free Eucharist signed by the Sabers. Nabisco communion wafers go down smooth, won't stick to the roof of your mouth like those cheap imitation sacraments. Sure, they cost a little more, but when it comes to your eternal salvation, isn't it worth that extra buck in the collection plate? Remember fans, the next time you go to the rail for that body and Blood. Ask for the host with the most. Ask for Nabisco. Thanks, Steve. Here's some scores now from around the league. A big upset. David 1 Goliath. Nothing ends a long win streak for the big guy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Dan St. Paul]

Job is on the 15 day disabled list with a bad case of leprosy. Pulled a hamstring.

[Christy Lee]

Pulled it right off.

[Dan St. Paul]

The Angels have set Lucifer down. That's a shame. When that fellow was in his prime, he could throw some heat. This year, his earned run average has ballooned to a hefty six, six, six. And here's a partial score. Sodom and Gomorrah still tied at 69.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, yeah, Major League Bas.

[Tom Griswold]

Back, baby, back.

[Christy Lee]

Did they have a slogan like NBA? It's fantastic. Actually, baseball, it's catch it. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know that Take Me out to the Ball game has like 40 verses?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They go down the whole menu and it's about. It's about a woman going to a baseball game.

[Christy Lee]

Did you know? I don't know about that part.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's the theme of the song.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

I'd like to know about that. If you care.

[Tom Griswold]

If you'd like to share, we can do that a little bit.

[Christy Lee]

That'd be great.

[Chick McGee]

She's imploring a man to bring him. Bring her along.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember those shots you'd see of those old games? And all the men are wearing ties. There's no women in the crowd.

[Christy Lee]

Hats.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they got hats, coats, ties. It's a different ball game. Wait a second. Look.

[Christy Lee]

That's a whole different ball game.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of white guys there.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. He said, drowning out Tom hopefully. And this is the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee and her swell hippie chick. Top.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello, there's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

There's Ace Cosby. As we shift back into some winter wear here, check local listings.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not giving up on spring.

[Christy Lee]

I understand now why when you get older, you gotta go somewhere warm. I've never been so cold.

[Tom Griswold]

Already discussed this. Depending on your religion, you go to the west coast or the East Coast.

[Christy Lee]

Entire life, I've never been this cold.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it the weight loss?

[Christy Lee]

Unbelievable. I don't know. I don't know, but it's Christy. I've got your.

[Tom Griswold]

Got your theme song for your shirt.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee. Hippie chick. Hey, anybody want a ball?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is yours. Do you have a front door? Do you have those Beads when you get to your house?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I don't have those. Sorry. That music is awful.

[Christy Lee]

It really is.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't mind it.

[Chick McGee]

Am I. I guess I'm. That makes me a weirdo.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it doesn't make you weirdo. Just wrong.

[Christy Lee]

In a certain setting, it'd be okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that what's interesting about that is it's almost background music. I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Background.

[Tom Griswold]

You know. And I know it's very difficult.

[Pat Godwin]

You're not gonna go out and cut a rug to that.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not gonna sit there and cut a rug. And it's the famous thing where Ravi Shankar comes out and he's playing and he gets this huge round of applause and then he goes. We were just tuning. That's a famous scene. What is it, the concert for Bangladesh or something? Yeah, but today's Ravi's birthday.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is that right?

[Pat Godwin]

Really? Is that why you played that in his honor?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I played it out of your shirt. I just had Jason gets me some music. She's got her hippie balmy shirt on. Have you ever said that to anybody?

[Chick McGee]

Me, balmy, or I'm gonna ball you? No.

[Tom Griswold]

You've ever used that? Because that was a sort of one of those. Like the term groovy. No one really used it.

[Christy Lee]

Everything's so groovy now. Finally get together.

[Pat Godwin]

It would be too young for that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean, even in our era, no one. It was. It was like on Dragnet. If they had hippies on Dragnet, they'd use it.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you lump me in with your era, pal.

[Chick McGee]

Well, groovy was. Yeah. Ash in the Evil Dead movies would

[Tom Griswold]

say it, so I. Groovy, but to be ironic.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he. He thought he was using it. I mean, the filmmakers were being sort of ironic.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. But. Yeah, in any of it. That's. That's kind of a. Kind of a hippie. What do you call that? Kind of. That blouse thing. What is it? Puffy, baggy flooring?

[Christy Lee]

Tunic. No, tunic.

[Tom Griswold]

Baggy sleeves.

[Christy Lee]

Looks like a tunic.

[Chick McGee]

I think you got a tunic there.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a crop. It's a crop.

[Christy Lee]

A crop. Tunic.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they're calling tuna shrops now.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Well, cropped. Well, what about culottes?

[Dan St. Paul]

I never.

[Christy Lee]

How do you feel about a culotte?

[Chick McGee]

It's very lucky.

[Pat Godwin]

Tunic would be over my waist.

[Christy Lee]

Would you be surprised to find out how few people know who Ravi Shankar is or had heard of him, but

[Tom Griswold]

they know who his daughter is? I do.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I would imagine so.

[Tom Griswold]

Nora Jones.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I don't know that. I knew that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really? I love her.

[Christy Lee]

So she. She didn't take his. It should be Nora Shankar. Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

What happened there?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure it's very complicated.

[Christy Lee]

Father.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I think he was. Fine. Singer, songwriter. Right. Although I could. I can imagine the phone call. Hello. Honey, would you like some sitar on your new song? No, thanks, dad. We're. We're trying to sell some records.

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't really fit. Maybe just mild piano.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't think it works for the song, dad. They're not.

[Christy Lee]

They're not Nightingale.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not going to do one of those father daughter things, I guess, like Natalie. Natalie Cole did.

[Chick McGee]

But that was nice when Natalie Cole did that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that worked. It was great.

[Pat Godwin]

It was really cool.

[Tom Griswold]

I just don't think. I don't think adding sitar to. I. What's the song? I know why you didn't come or something or didn't call or something. No, it's.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, her big hit.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't know why I didn't come. Yeah, probably. Hey.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the lyric.

[Christy Lee]

Stop dirty talking over there. Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that not the lyric?

[Christy Lee]

You're better than that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't know. Okay, well, let's. To get off that topic, we were sent this.

[Christy Lee]

What else did lobby say, Tom? I bet he talks a lot, don't you?

[Chick McGee]

You know, I don't think you're criticizing him. I think you're having fun.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm having a great time. I'm slipping right through the door. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, I like your shirt, Christy.

[Pat Godwin]

And thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we will. We'll cover, among other things, the birthday of Ravi Shankar.

[Christy Lee]

What would it take to put me in you Put you in this new car today?

[Chick McGee]

Ravi man. Music not working out?

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm selling cars over here at BMW.

[Tom Griswold]

It is. He really brought the sitara to western music.

[Christy Lee]

Thank God that happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, boy. I mean, he's considered to be.

[Christy Lee]

Whole scene.

[Tom Griswold]

He's considered to be, I don't know, like the Eric Clapton sitar.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

In fact, interestingly enough, he was in a band much the way Clapton was in Cream. Ravi Shankar was in Kareem, A Very, very famous.

[Christy Lee]

It's kind of like being the Eric Clapton of the Yo Yo. No one really cares.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, coming up in sports. Oh, we got.

[Christy Lee]

Did you ever see Ravi Shankar in. In concert or just like, movies and stuff?

[Tom Griswold]

I just. In the movie Concert for Bangladesh.

[Christy Lee]

Do you watch that whole Movie? You sat there the whole movie?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a big Beatles fan. I. I saw George Harrison live in concert.

[Chick McGee]

Is he the guy at the end of the Monterey Pop.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Movie. Yeah. So that's the only thing I've seen him in. And Mickey Dolens is in the crowd.

[Christy Lee]

He doesn't look like he bathed. Wasn't a priority.

[Tom Griswold]

I have no. I don't understand. I know.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't he look dirty?

[Chick McGee]

Well.

[Christy Lee]

Well. Casual.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Earthy, for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And they would. They didn't use chairs, right?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so. I think he was.

[Christy Lee]

Get him a chair.

[Chick McGee]

He said cross legged.

[Pat Godwin]

He liked it sat on the ground.

[Chick McGee]

Some people are really comfortable in that position.

[Christy Lee]

Crisscross applesauce, Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I am not.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't do it. Never know. Even as a little kid.

[Christy Lee]

It used to be called Indian stuff.

[Chick McGee]

I'm with you. I hated it as a little kid.

[Christy Lee]

Crisscross applesauce.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Me too.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, coming up, we have more history for you. Some big stuff. We have the name of the town in the. In. In England called London. No, no. That would be too easy. The birthplace of William Wordsworth. Of course. Cockermouth.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, that's having a festival.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you got. This is so weird, Tom. I've got weird names in sports this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool.

[Christy Lee]

I'll just give you one. Go ahead. The world famous Rusty Koontz.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure.

[Christy Lee]

That's been flying around a lot. He played for the Kansas City Royals. Baseball player.

[Tom Griswold]

Couldn't. Couldn't marry a red haired woman.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no. You remember the Pirates.

[Tom Griswold]

Way too awkward at the gym.

[Chick McGee]

Ruby Coons.

[Christy Lee]

Pirates baseball player. Johnny Dick shot. You remember him?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

But he. But he didn't get kidded. Because you know how those baseball players are so serious.

[Christy Lee]

Yo, Dick. Shot.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way. Reporting. Reporting on it. First of all, in. In. This is a two way. Congratulations to you, Chick McGee.

[Christy Lee]

I nailed it.

[Tom Griswold]

Your shoe in pick.

[Christy Lee]

Take the points, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

You took the points in UConn.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. And Michigan won by just six.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and the spread was seven. How do they know?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, Tom. What else do you want me to say?

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. Many things on the way today, including. It's hard to word this delicately. Well, let's just say bullfighting update. About that. A lot of interesting things going on in sports with big WNBA trades. But this is. This is something you probably haven't heard about in the world of sports. Unless you're. Unless you follow bull fighting.

[Christy Lee]

Is that a sport? Bull fighting?

[Chick McGee]

I don't believe it's probably considered an exhibition.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I think the question is, can you bet on it? Answer yes. We'll find out.

[Christy Lee]

Take the bull on the point.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. In this. Take the bull. Coming up, comedian Dan St. Paul.

[Christy Lee]

That's gotta hurt.

[Tom Griswold]

We just heard. We just heard Dan and the wonderful first baseball game. He'll be our guest. Talking about a new book called Comedians Talking Baseball. Also fishing. Update, fellas. Stand by. You're gonna be shocked. And a great letter from our new best friend from Hawaii. I don't know what. We're gonna have these letters from Hawaii lately.

[Christy Lee]

Steve.

[Tom Griswold]

Steve's got some good news for both Chick McGee and Josh and Christy and Pat. Should we do our show from Hawaii?

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Why isn't it good news for you?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the word I'm looking for is two words. Oh, check book. Okay. Now if we can get a. If we can get a. What's the word I'm looking Up. Sponsor a patron? Yes, patron.

[Christy Lee]

An underwriter.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I like how you say patron.

[Christy Lee]

Underwriter.

[Chick McGee]

An angel.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold. Hi. Oh, hey, Mike. Man, There's Ace Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. McGee?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir. I am Chick McGee at the orangeinsoles.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

It's time for our letters, as you know.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you don't mind, I'd like to lead things off. Go right ahead with this letter coming to us. Ah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Now, what is this supposed to be?

[Tom Griswold]

This is from our friend Steve In Hawaii.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thought it was bikini bottle.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Miss Nice.

[Christy Lee]

A few hours later,

[Tom Griswold]

Steve on the Big Island. Oh, this is.

[Chick McGee]

Which one's that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, what. What's the name of the Big.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a trick. It's like Iceland and Greenland. The Big island very small. We were talking about doing our show from Hawaii because we've been getting a lot of letters from different folks in

[Chick McGee]

Hawaii telling us to jump into a volcano there.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of nookie and mukalaka and stuff like that. And Hawaii speak, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

They've only got like beautiful language, three

[Christy Lee]

letters in their Alphabet or something.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of vowels, I'm not sure. But the. The point here is for you guys, this has got something for everybody.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Steve said Josh mentioned you need at least three weeks if you did your show from the Hawaiian Islands.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. We're gonna go. Let's go.

[Tom Griswold]

I just gonna go for a Monday morning and then head back. There's a great local comedy scene on the Big island and Oahu. Then he says, pat, you can get your comedy card stamped for performing in Hawaii. I've done all 50 states, but I

[Chick McGee]

haven't performed in Hawaii.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been there for work, but not performed on the. All right, which ones haven't? You didn't. What else? Like Delaware or all of those? Yeah. Oh, you've. Oh, yeah, 50 states. So the only one you've never done a show in is Hawaii. Yeah, I've been there for work to get on a cruise ship.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Anchorage. And we.

[Chick McGee]

I performed at 2 o' clock in

[Tom Griswold]

the afternoon before the ship left. So technically.

[Chick McGee]

And I did the club in Anchorage.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay. Well, good. So there's something for you in Hawaii.

[Christy Lee]

Someone. Someone in Hawaii loves you, Tom. Well, that's nice. Have you heard of that? Have you? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee said that you'll like this. You can legally ride in the bed of a truck in Hawaii.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, there you go.

[Christy Lee]

Fun.

[Pat Godwin]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure we can get that verified, but. I know.

[Christy Lee]

I think probably all bets are off in Hawaii, right? They don't care.

[Chick McGee]

That should be Fairly Wallace.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. 85 degrees. I heard the air is so damp you don't even have to lick stamps. It just. Oh, no, it just happens.

[Tom Griswold]

That's where that happens. Here too.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Did you ever get one of those stamps that they're pre moisten. You'll lick it. Never mind.

[Christy Lee]

Do they sell the stamps now that you have to lick?

[Pat Godwin]

They don't even sell stamps you have to lick, do they?

[Chick McGee]

No, he didn't say they did. You just said. He just said he licked a sticker.

[Christy Lee]

You look like the kind of guy who wants to make sure that the stamp's going to stick to the letter.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think I've. God, I don't know. The last time I mailed a letter,

[Pat Godwin]

you mail thank you cards and stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I kind of have somebody else do it.

[Christy Lee]

So you've got the I see you in the wetted sponge and your writing station.

[Tom Griswold]

Those were the days.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Helping my mom do Christmas cards with the wet sponge. Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a rebate man, so I still send.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you do.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of my mom, I, I, she had this thing, I think it was called, like, Mr. Snippy. And when you're, when you were wrapping gifts, you'd put this thing in your hand, and you could grip it and you'd slide it along it. It would cut the paper.

[Chick McGee]

That thing's great.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I have one of those.

[Chick McGee]

I have one of those in my office.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Is it still called Mr. Snippy?

[Chick McGee]

It didn't say it.

[Pat Godwin]

I, I don't think it was.

[Christy Lee]

I've got one, I got two of those.

[Tom Griswold]

I got to get one right now.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, you know, chick's too modest to say this. I have never seen a heterosexual man pack and, and no wrap a gift.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

I do, I do. All right. Packing.

[Chick McGee]

Rarely do heterosexual men.

[Christy Lee]

I do. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe they get drunk enough. You know? He's an amazing gift wrapper.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, he is.

[Tom Griswold]

It's astonishing. No extra paper.

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

God, when I do it, it's just

[Christy Lee]

like, oh, you're a mess.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God. I get it half wrapped, and I just have to start cutting and cutting again.

[Christy Lee]

There's folding about. A man way raps again.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of, A lot of tape.

[Pat Godwin]

You can't concentrate that long.

[Tom Griswold]

Good point. Now, also, of course, for you, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Fishing in Hawaii.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. Spearfishing. No, they do.

[Chick McGee]

No, I know, but, boy, that's dangerous.

[Christy Lee]

Well, so is regular fishing. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, spearfish, you're underwater where the sharks live and you don't have to be, and the fish start bleeding and they come.

[Chick McGee]

I was thinking I'd do a Tom Hanks style.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And coming up, we have sharks in the news versus fishermen. Interesting new stat on sharks and fishing.

[Christy Lee]

Take the sharks, give the points.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you called it. You read it. Then it says pps. And this gets really confusing. Steve from Hawaii says if you come in the fall after daylight savings time, the difference is an hour closer. Oh, because they don't go on daylight savings time.

[Pat Godwin]

So it'd be five.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it?

[Pat Godwin]

Who else was it like six hours?

[Tom Griswold]

Utah. Who else doesn't?

[Pat Godwin]

Arizona.

[Tom Griswold]

Arizona. Okay. That's got to be a pain in the ass if you're in business. Never matches up. Okay, I'm sorry. This is. Chick will like this because he can enjoy breakfast football. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You've been in LA during.

[Christy Lee]

I lived in San Diego.

[Tom Griswold]

We had. Had.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Everything started early. It was great.

[Tom Griswold]

So what time does the first football game start?

[Christy Lee]

10. 10.

[Tom Griswold]

10 in the morning in LA.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So it would be 7 in the morning in Hawaii.

[Christy Lee]

Something like that? Probably, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that and the. And then the overseas games.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, don't even get me started.

[Pat Godwin]

They'd be the next day.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they'd be the night before.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, this is confusing. So. Well, thank you, Steve. Maybe we can be Hawaii bound. I have never been there. I've certainly purchased a lot of air tickets for other people to go.

[Pat Godwin]

I've been there for three days.

[Tom Griswold]

Lot pictures of members of my family in Hawaii.

[Christy Lee]

I've heard that the cockroaches in Hawaii you can ride them and rope them. That's what I've heard.

[Tom Griswold]

No snakes.

[Christy Lee]

Very large.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you mean no snakes?

[Tom Griswold]

There are no snakes in Hawaii.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that true?

[Christy Lee]

You want to. That's a blanket statement.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No snakes in Hawaii.

[Pat Godwin]

No snakes.

[Christy Lee]

Are you going to follow it up with the fact as to why there are no snakes?

[Pat Godwin]

How do you know that?

[Christy Lee]

Are you going to crazily get mad and tell it? I bet you $10 million.

[Tom Griswold]

Just thought I heard it.

[Chick McGee]

There's no rabies in Hawaii. Did you know that?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Rabies has not made it to Hawaii.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, let's hope it doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There are no boy cats in Hawaii. Isn't that weird?

[Chick McGee]

The female cats have learned to reproduce on their own.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

No crime. By the way, did you see that story last week?

[Chick McGee]

No, what was this?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. I forget the scientific name for it. A snake at a zoo. And I forget. I think it was in England for the second time. Has given birth and there were no other snakes in there.

[Chick McGee]

So they don't know what the hell happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'll dig it up.

[Christy Lee]

Couldn't a snake be in the ground somewhere and they wouldn't see it?

[Tom Griswold]

Who knows where they live?

[Pat Godwin]

Snakes are not native to Hawaii and are illegal to own. But a few non native species do exist.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so it's like the Everglades.

[Pat Godwin]

They bring in the but they're tiny little things. They look more like earthworms, but they call them snakes.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have the visual of the license plate?

[Chick McGee]

That's a Hawaiian license plate.

[Pat Godwin]

We're not talking about Hawaii anymore.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, Hawaii license plates. 13 figures long. Isn't that something?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, the personalized plates there, can you imagine?

[Chick McGee]

And they're longer than bumpers.

[Christy Lee]

The first five letters have to be a. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a guy in my neighborhood that has one Hawaiian. Hawaiian license plate.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Do you think he's decided that you've told everyone this?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not gonna.

[Pat Godwin]

How many people in our neighborhood have or in our area have a Hawaii? Now we know. Everybody knows.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, everybody knows if they see his car, it's got a Hawaiian license plate or front back.

[Christy Lee]

They didn't know until you said it. Now they're gonna be looking for it.

[Pat Godwin]

Now the police will pull him over.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a.

[Christy Lee]

It's illegal, Tom. It's illegal.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what is the current price of gasoline in Hawaii? I can only imagine.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you know, prices are slightly higher in Alaska and Hawaii.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, of course it's an island. They got to bring everything in.

[Chick McGee]

All the gas stations over there, instead of a number it just says.

[Tom Griswold]

Nope, you don't want to know.

[Pat Godwin]

Current price is $5.07 a gallon for regular.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, it might be that in California. Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

It's more than that.

[Christy Lee]

You can collect six dinner glasses. Oh, all the service. Dinners station.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Christy Lee]

So that's a good deal.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Do we have a photograph of this license plate? There we go. Can you see that from.

[Chick McGee]

Sure can.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Sir.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's a bragger is what you got there.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a nice Audi.

[Christy Lee]

Adept. It's the Audi wagon, I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And what state is that?

[Christy Lee]

Can you see I'm gonna yellow New Mexico maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got a racy plate. Do you notice that the plate is. Christy. It's MUF dvr.

[Christy Lee]

What do you think that is?

[Pat Godwin]

I have a guess.

[Tom Griswold]

What's your guess?

[Pat Godwin]

Word would be muff.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute. Muff diver. What the hell is that?

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't know if I could say that.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Christy, what is a muff? Don't tell us, show us.

[Tom Griswold]

It would have been much funnier if that car had been a Subaru and there was a lady getting into it.

[Christy Lee]

It's a fur lined pouch.

[Tom Griswold]

Softball tonight.

[Christy Lee]

Put your hands in, keep them warm. Muff keeps your hand. Thank you. And if you can put your hands in and flip a coin, that muff's too big.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

The old joke. Now try clapping. I can't. Tight, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Huh? Oh, that is. That is the rest.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a fine joke. Almost as good as the one about. I left it in the sink. Yes, that is. That is from New Mexico.

[Pat Godwin]

Somebody was asleep in New Mexico at the driver's license brand.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they've got that one through.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they got that one passed.

[Tom Griswold]

And probably not for long. They. They. Apparently the. The various. I'm not sure what the name of that gig would be. If you work for the license branch in a given state, they share lists of.

[Christy Lee]

So. So you have muff diver. Okay. It's on your car.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Can they. As a person.

[Chick McGee]

Theoretical.

[Christy Lee]

Shut up. Now can.

[Tom Griswold]

Can the state come take it back? Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Take it off your car.

[Chick McGee]

They can.

[Tom Griswold]

They probably could.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

And then you'd have to get a bumper sticker just says I'd rather be muff diving.

[Christy Lee]

I see about. About seven ice agents in Mass coming to get down. That's what I see.

[Chick McGee]

They charge up.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

And

[Tom Griswold]

it's a Phillips, you jerk.

[Christy Lee]

Give us a plate.

[Chick McGee]

Give us a plate.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't give me a flathead. Oh, dear God. This guy's got an Allen wrencher. Okay, okay, Sorry. So send us your letters.

[Christy Lee]

We've got the rundown on the snakes in Hawaii.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. But good to know. Now let's move forward. Here we have coming up more sporting

[Christy Lee]

news, more letters, of course, Michigan national champs.

[Tom Griswold]

But did not cover.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

As called by Chick McGee. I believe I had that in the Orange Insoles presents the shoe in of the week. Thank you very much. Orange insoles. I've got him in my shoes right now.

[Chick McGee]

Man, I bet you're feeling pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

I am, yeah. I'd show you them, but taking off these shoes take is too complicated.

[Christy Lee]

Quite a process.

[Chick McGee]

That's quite all right.

[Tom Griswold]

I need. I need my tools.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Did you kick something?

[Tom Griswold]

What happened?

[Chick McGee]

He did.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and you're lucky I didn't the desk.

[Christy Lee]

Did you do you. You were. You wear slippers at home?

[Tom Griswold]

No, never.

[Christy Lee]

Just barefoot or.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I can't go barefoot.

[Pat Godwin]

You wear those boots all over.

[Chick McGee]

His toenails clack against the tile like a velociraptor.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I actually have put orange insoles.

[Christy Lee]

You have foot odor. You have a footholder problem, yes or no?

[Tom Griswold]

Not at all.

[Christy Lee]

I don't believe you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't have foot odor problem. Would you like to smell my feet? They're currently. They're currently swimming in powder

[Christy Lee]

They've got to be all gummy.

[Chick McGee]

They sure do. Let's. Let's move on from Tom's feet.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And onto yours. Yes, yes. Maybe your feet aren't doing what they're supposed to. Arches collapse, heels ache, knees complain, lower backs tighten up. Most people go, well, I'm getting older. This is what happens. Not necessarily, my friends.

[Tom Griswold]

I can give you a good example.

[Chick McGee]

Please do.

[Tom Griswold]

If you get on a bicycle, that seat is designed to conform to your buttocks area, et cetera, et cetera.

[Chick McGee]

A good seat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yes. You wouldn't put a two by four and bike around with that as a seat.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

But you're doing that to your feet. When you take those flimsy little things inside your shoes, there's no arch support. What?

[Chick McGee]

There's like zero support.

[Tom Griswold]

Orange insoles caress your the bottoms of your feet much the way a proper bicycle seat caresses your buns.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Pull out that liner you've got in your shoe right now. See if it ain't thinner than a Carl Buttig piece of salami.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a good product.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not saying it's not a good product.

[Tom Griswold]

You just don't want to put in your shoes.

[Chick McGee]

But those are thin chipped beef and that corned beef is real good. But you need a whole package.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

To make a sandwich.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Feet old.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you're gonna put them in your shoes, after a while they may smell.

[Chick McGee]

You might have foot odor.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh God.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't.

[Chick McGee]

I wasn't besmirching.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyone who can go through life with the name budding come out with a great product like that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And it was reasonably priced, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Carl, we hardly knew ye. Back to orange insoles.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're on your feet.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe you're a professional ice skater. That's gotta make your feet sore. I don't know if you can put orange insoles in those, but sure.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, good.

[Pat Godwin]

Why not?

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. We'll try to get the show back on track. I'm not sure we can. As much as possible.

[Chick McGee]

I refuse to put it.

[Tom Griswold]

We have an interesting story coming up about the benefits of. Of. Of manual self pleasure. Fellas whacking it. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Is there any other kind other than manual self pleasure?

[Chick McGee]

Having one off at the wrist.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are all good ones.

[Christy Lee]

Finding your watch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It may be helpful. Also cool fishing news coming up up that you'll be quite surprised about and a world record involving you want to do the sound effect. There you go.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Guess what it is. These are. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bob and tomobandtom.com

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Good. You know it's not getting any better. You know what? I think Josh put it succinctly when you said that one morning.

[Chick McGee]

This is our life now.

[Christy Lee]

This is our life. There's Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

There's Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Acceptance. You can be very freeing.

[Christy Lee]

Except. Yes, enough of denial and fighting it. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick [e-mail] sports desk. I have an email. Something that will will make Josh happy.

[Tom Griswold]

Congratulations in order. Chick McGee once again called it. He said take Yukon and the points.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah. Had seven.

[Chick McGee]

Well done, shickster.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

So your shoe in fans can be very happy. Thank you Orange in souls for sponsoring the shoe in of the week.

[Chick McGee]

Was it a good game?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, real good game.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But Trickster, you have a letter. And it's for what?

[Christy Lee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Hello everyone at the Bob and Tom show. I hope all is well. Especially John.

[Dan St. Paul]

Gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's nice. Yeah, I'm feeling better. We're getting back on track.

[Christy Lee]

I wanted to let you know my name is Mark. Mark Dobson. That's right. I'm Mr. Oneman Band. Oh, nice. Mark.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Mark was here.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Love him.

[Christy Lee]

He will be doing his one man band all across the country. Including some state fairs very close to us. In with. With strolling the grounds with Bot the Robot.

[Tom Griswold]

What is he gonna. Is he. Is. Are we gonna get him to come by again?

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's up to you, dude. I understand you guys usually take part of your show at a state fair. I'd be. It'd be great to see everybody catch up and maybe do a couple songs on the. On the old one man band with you.

[Tom Griswold]

Now Josh has expressed his love of one man bands. So was it your birthday? We arranged this.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Being a part of the. Happy sixth anniversary, Josh. We was my most fun performance ever. And I'm grateful for being part of that. See you down the road. And I got his phone number right here.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice. Well, we hope to see him again. Especially with Bot.

[Christy Lee]

Bot the Robot. That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Familiar with Bot's work?

[Christy Lee]

Are you scrolling?

[Chick McGee]

No, but I don't know if he works exclusively with Mark.

[Christy Lee]

I know they hope to work together. I've heard rumors of infighting between Bot the Robot Dobson and Bot Dobson and Bot. Something about billing separate flights.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he's upset because our one man band friend has his own roadie. Which seems really.

[Chick McGee]

I put that on my back.

[Tom Griswold]

He was great.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, legitimately good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we were.

[Christy Lee]

We were absolutely great.

[Tom Griswold]

We were kind of wondering because it. Is it going to be kind of cheesy, right? It wasn't.

[Christy Lee]

It is a one man band.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's the man's got talent.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, although I was disappointed. No monkey.

[Christy Lee]

You want to.

[Chick McGee]

To.

[Christy Lee]

No, that, not that doesn't necessarily.

[Chick McGee]

More of an or organ grinder monkey man band.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's. But it's like one of those crossover things, you know, on TV where they'll have, you know, like Jean Luke Ponty will join some country band. Electric violin.

[Dan St. Paul]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

You know what they say about people. Got that Tom Griswold Perrin, Mr. Relatable.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I saw Jean Luc years ago. He was amazing.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I'm saying?

[Tom Griswold]

Talking about you'll have, you'll have some. A classical musician might sit in. In a pop band, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You'll hear a symphony play.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying occasionally you'll get a one man band guy who will have a. The traditional organ grinder monkey with him.

[Chick McGee]

You've seen this?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

You've seen a one man.

[Tom Griswold]

My phone broke. I couldn't take pictures.

[Christy Lee]

It was, it was stellar.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean it would be, you know, it'd just be unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

That would be a lot like if

[Tom Griswold]

John Mayer were to walk on the Lawrence Welk Show. You know, you've got a genius and a genius, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy, that's a lot of genius for one TV screen.

[Tom Griswold]

I've decided if. If I make it for my 50th anniversary in radio, I'm going to have a plate spinner on the show. Now you're saying what year is that?

[Chick McGee]

First off, you will second.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I mean, it's that. That defines my life. The plate spinner. And you've got that music. I love plates spinners. You never see them anymore. When's the last time you saw plates?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, when demand stops, those jobs go away, don't they?

[Christy Lee]

What do you think the reason is that you don't see plate spinners very often anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Lazy Gen X people.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, somewhat of a trick to it. Right. There's a notch in the plate.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is that true?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think.

[Chick McGee]

But you still need to keep it.

[Tom Griswold]

But it is analogous to one's life.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

If you don't pay attention to one of the plates, it's going to fall down and break.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And. And you got to run around and hustle and it's up to you. It's all about multitasking, which I'm incapable of doing.

[Pat Godwin]

Correct.

[Christy Lee]

And you continue to try.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, it's terrible.

[Chick McGee]

You know, that's. That's a cleaner analogy than Nikki Glaser's. I don't know if you've heard her life as Like a gang bang analog. There's a lot to do.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And you're trying to balance all of it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So yours is a little more.

[Tom Griswold]

Mine's a little more family friendly.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Big news, of course, with the Artemis 2.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

And I didn't see the first one, so I've been a bit lost this whole time, but. Oh, nothing for that. I. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were serious.

[Tom Griswold]

You're serious too.

[Christy Lee]

I think Bruce Willis was in the first.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right. Well, Ludy writes in.

[Christy Lee]

Ludy?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Spelling L U D Y. It's a play on his last name.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

So he goes by Ludy like I would go by. Very nice. Ludy.

[Tom Griswold]

Ludy.

[Chick McGee]

Ludy Grant.

[Tom Griswold]

Larry Grant, Carrie's lesser known brother. Just as handsome, but couldn't act at all.

[Chick McGee]

The Clint Howard of the year.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love Clint.

[Chick McGee]

I do too. Clint's great actor and actually he can act. Yeah. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And Perth, if you're looking for a great book that's going to make you feel good, is it called Brothers? I think.

[Chick McGee]

No, the Boys.

[Tom Griswold]

The Boys, sorry. It's Ron Howard and Clint Howard. It's such a heartwarming, great book.

[Christy Lee]

Anyway, Ron Howard and Clint Howard are brothers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir. It's a really good book revealed in

[Chick McGee]

the final chapter of that book, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

And their father's name was Rance?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

R A, N C. Very awkward introducing him to Asian folks.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they just thought he was Lance,

[Christy Lee]

but I don't think his name really was Rance, was it?

[Tom Griswold]

It was a cowboy name he, he picked up from some old movie. Yeah, I'm sorry. Back to your letter.

[Chick McGee]

Ludy wants to know.

[Christy Lee]

This is the longest letter ever.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know at which Hollywood studio the Artemis 2 footage is being filmed? I believe it's MGM.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you loser. Did you watch any video? It was so cool yesterday. And when they, when they go dark floating around. No, when they go by the moon, they, they lose radio transmission. Was it 42 minutes or something? And they were interviewing one of the guys and he goes, actually this guy had been on the, on the, on the one of the space station. And he goes, yeah, we'd lose communication sometimes. And it was really kind of relaxing, I bet because otherwise you've got people talking to you constantly. Was. Ah, yeah, you can just chill for a while. At the same time you're to going, going, boy, sure would be bad if something went wrong. Right now they've got people, thousand people here on Earth that can help them with any Problem.

[Christy Lee]

You think they honk the horn when they go on the dark side of the moon, like going through a tunnel.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm wondering if they played a little bit of a Floyd. They got out the Ghetto Blaster and Turn it up,

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Relatable. That's Tom Boombox.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, sorry, Boombox. The Ghetto Blaster Ace is louder, you see. Well, because it has to. It has to be. It has to be louder than the gunfire. You happy now?

[Christy Lee]

When we come back now, later, he'll tell himself, I totally saved that. Yeah, that's what I'll do.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm having such a nice time with you. It's. I'm so happy. I'm so happy that you're here today.

[Christy Lee]

Michigan wins the national. The Natty. How do you feel about. They call it the Natty. The boat, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care for that. And natty is a beer.

[Christy Lee]

Elliot. Cadoo won the mop.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

He got the mop. I don't like the mop.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I hate that.

[Christy Lee]

Care for the mom? No.

[Chick McGee]

There was nothing wrong or negative at all about mvp. Exactly.

[Pat Godwin]

What's mop mean?

[Chick McGee]

It's something. Some parents came up with it. A Little League game.

[Christy Lee]

Standing player.

[Pat Godwin]

Outstanding.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I mean, it's like, how's that better?

[Tom Griswold]

How's that? Is that any better at all? He wins the toilet brush. What's that? He's the best.

[Christy Lee]

Well, not the.

[Chick McGee]

Most players are valued.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, we'll discuss this and many other things. Happy to be here. And we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

More of the show is on the way.

[Tom Griswold]

You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email

[Christy Lee]

us at Bob and [e-mail].

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there.

[Christy Lee]

Ace Cosby's here. Hey, I'm Chick Magee over [e-mail] sports desk. Got some sports coming up. Here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I got some congratulations are coming up. Chick magee said take UConn in the

[Christy Lee]

points and I'm getting points.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll take points by Godfrey. You got him.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, indeed.

[Tom Griswold]

Also congratulations to the University of Michigan basketball program. They did win the game.

[Christy Lee]

Sure did.

[Tom Griswold]

But the world of betting is a little bit different. And you can bet on anything these days.

[Christy Lee]

Yep, I bet you can.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll take that bet.

[Christy Lee]

Uhhuh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, in fact that's coming up in the news actually. But right now we are reading your letters. Anybody else out there?

[Christy Lee]

Uh, dear Chick, this list is just for you. The 10 most interesting names in sports history.

[Chick McGee]

Okay?

[Tom Griswold]

Now is this because of their ability? Just the unusual aspect of their name?

[Christy Lee]

You'll catch on from the San Francisco Giants, there was a player named Cannonball Titcomb.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

T I T C O M B. Cannonball Titcomb.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a trick.

[Chick McGee]

Italian girl.

[Christy Lee]

Coming at number nine. This is a basketball player. He played in the. I've got to guess, the Asian League, I would think Steve Ho. You factor H o Y o U

[Chick McGee]

F a T. You know, I don't appreciate that. And what was Steve's last name?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you. Number eight, Pittsburgh Penguin. Ron Tugnut, fabulous hockey player.

[Chick McGee]

Give you. What is it they say in letter, Kenny, give yourself a tug.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, give your nuts a tug.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, give your nuts a tug.

[Pat Godwin]

We have that coming up in the

[Christy Lee]

news from Northern as a college player. From Northern Illinois University, Lucius Pusey. Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

You could say luscious and you could say something other than Pusey, I guess.

[Pat Godwin]

See, I went the other way.

[Christy Lee]

St. Louis Cardinal. Josh, you're a big Cardinal fan. St. Louis, sure. Stubby clap.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. That was short. Short for stubborn clap. It was the one that they, they, they really couldn't get the penicillin to knock it out. We have tried every seen a spiral key like that.

[Christy Lee]

Pittsburgh Pirate. Grass great. Johnny Dick Shot. We already talked about him. Number four plays for the country of China. Ping pong, dong dong dong dong. D O n G D O n G dong dong.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Number three, Kansas City.

[Tom Griswold]

That's Ding.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, his brother Ding.

[Christy Lee]

Is that Evil Roy Slade Bing Bell. I'll get it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Remember that?

[Chick McGee]

He loved Evil Royce.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Number three, Kansas City Royal. Rusty Koontz. Number two, former Baltimore Bullet. And what are they known as now, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

The Washington Generals.

[Christy Lee]

The Washington Wizards. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, the Washington Generals. They play the Harlem Globe. They're the good ones.

[Chick McGee]

Rusty Coots. Do you. Are you familiar with the film? The filmmaker, Rusty Cundiff.

[Christy Lee]

C U N D E I F

[Chick McGee]

F yeah, he did Fear the Black Hat and I think he did Tales from the Hood.

[Christy Lee]

I love Fear of a Black. Yeah, yeah, that's a great, great movie. Number two, from the Baltimore Bullets, Chubby Cox.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Christy Lee]

And number one, Michigan State Spartan athlete, Kyle Sack Rider.

[Tom Griswold]

Sack Rider.

[Christy Lee]

Sack Rider. S A C K R I D E R Kyle. Kyle Sack.

[Tom Griswold]

Magic Johnson never gets the love. No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he did too much.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, barely.

[Chick McGee]

At least with the wrong person.

[Tom Griswold]

One time, just the one time. The world of nascar. Of course there was Dick Trickle. Here's a few more. Oh, this guy is.

[Dan St. Paul]

This guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he's still playing.

[Christy Lee]

Haha.

[Tom Griswold]

Clinton Dix.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. I think his name like Brian or something. But his little brother couldn't say his name. Called him Haha.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a great name.

[Christy Lee]

Haha. Aha.

[Tom Griswold]

It's cool name. Did you have any family names, Christie of someone that. I mean like an unusual. Yeah, we do. My aunt Florence was always called Pop.

[Christy Lee]

Pop.

[Tom Griswold]

Pop. That was.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that was after the sex change. Right. You have a long and interesting life that one of these days you must share it all.

[Pat Godwin]

My grandfather's sister's name was Leona, but we called her Aunt. Ah. I have no idea why you had Uncle Vo. I had Grandma Vo.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry to her face, but behind her back.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah. Of course we're not going to call her Grandma Vo to her face. That would be mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, this one is a difficult one. This is from the world of soccer chick. Okay, I'll have to spell it for you. It's first name Danny. In the international. International soccer scene. Last. Last name S H I T, T, U. Shy too, maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, could be shy too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it could be.

[Chick McGee]

Could even be sheet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Peter Crouch.

[Chick McGee]

You know what else he could be? Yeah, Peter Crouch.

[Tom Griswold]

In the world of racing, this isn't. This isn't necessarily provocative, but great name. Lake Speed. Oh, sure, one of the great names.

[Chick McGee]

Lake is really pretty.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a girl that's got that name.

[Chick McGee]

Lake Bell.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, she's great.

[Chick McGee]

She is great.

[Tom Griswold]

She's in that. Isn't she the one whose father was the famous announcer?

[Chick McGee]

She's at least in that movie.

[Christy Lee]

Bing Bell. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, that.

[Tom Griswold]

That movie.

[Chick McGee]

In a World.

[Tom Griswold]

In a World is. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

In a world.

[Tom Griswold]

You remember this one, Chick McGee? You'll get this one. Fair F A. I R. Fair. Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Fair. Hooker played for the Browns. Yeah, Yeah. I believe.44, I think maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You want to. You want to be a high quality

[Christy Lee]

hooker, but also fair. Fair.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Fair to Midland.

[Chick McGee]

Not looking at your watch, you know, a full hour.

[Christy Lee]

Give him a good show.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How many baseball names sound like a breakfast cereal? Well, this one does. Remember Coco Crisp? Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure. Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Or a. Or if it sounds like a board game. There was a guy named Milton Bradley.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. We love every time we would laugh at that baseball card. Milton Bradley.

[Tom Griswold]

Was he first or was the company first? Was the.

[Pat Godwin]

I think the company first.

[Chick McGee]

Now, the two guys that played on the Twins. Actually, they played for the Minnesota Twins. The Parker Brothers. They weren't as renowned.

[Pat Godwin]

We had an engineer here named Mogan David.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

We called him Doogie.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because he. He was. He was smaller than me, but he looked very young.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Now, what's. What's the joke in Logan, David? Oh, it is.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you're okay. You might have a. Yeah, you might be too young to remember.

[Tom Griswold]

David was all over television.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They had lots and lots of commercials back in.

[Pat Godwin]

The parents had to have.

[Chick McGee]

I was gonna say they.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, man.

[Chick McGee]

Mogan. You just go by Mo.

[Pat Godwin]

No, we called him Doogie.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I never called him anything but Doogien, no matter what. I don't think anybody. Did anybody ever call him by his actual name.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this one in football? Leger. Doosable. That's a beautiful name. Usable.

[Christy Lee]

Sounds like something from Fraggle Rock.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it does.

[Christy Lee]

The Doozers and the Doozables

[Chick McGee]

would always build. They were constantly constructing. And the Fraggles would just come and eat their buildings.

[Christy Lee]

All for not.

[Tom Griswold]

Boof Bonzer. Baseball player.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Really. B o o f Boof Bonser. And now another category would be the longest name ever in football that they couldn't fit on a jersey. Every once in a while you get one of those or one that. That won't fit on a driver's license. Jan Vinegar of Helsalink. That's the person's name. Also in the world of soccer, Marty

[Christy Lee]

Schottenheimer, before he became a coach, he played for the Bills. And the Schottenheimer on this Jerry that had to go from, like, below his armpit to the below his armpit to get it on. Back of the jersey. Barely fit, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, in the world of racing, he's been in our studio. Will Power.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he had never heard the song Lady Willpower, which is amazing, till we played it for him.

[Christy Lee]

Lady forced him to. He was very excited.

[Tom Griswold]

And his brother's. His brother's a stand up comedy comedian, right? Isn't that the one whose brother's a stand up comedian?

[Christy Lee]

Bobby. Bobby Power, Maybe.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Give it up for Bobby Power.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Now you've got Bobby Power.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have sporting news from Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com. i'll give you a hit.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, this story is olay. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. It's a good story too. What do you got coming up, Christy?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, coming up, I have interesting things. We have penises on potholes. We have tattoos. And a very interesting story about something good in the tattoo world. Although Tom doesn't really care for tattoos.

[Christy Lee]

I like.

[Tom Griswold]

And I like a nice proper tattoo.

[Christy Lee]

A nice proper tattoo? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

What defines a proper tattoo for you?

[Tom Griswold]

Just something that some thought went into it. It wasn't just you go to the mall and get, you know, a little cartoon character. The I. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You've told your kids they're not in the will if they have tattoos.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. And my 10 year old daughter said to me, does this mean since Finn and I don't have tattoos, we get all the money?

[Chick McGee]

I think that's right.

[Dan St. Paul]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Certainly glad they're thinking about that.

[Christy Lee]

That is kind of an alarming sentence put together.

[Tom Griswold]

They can see that life clock is getting pretty close to midnight.

[Chick McGee]

Jeez, I bet Hart's going to start talking Finn into getting a tattoo.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So that she.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

She gets all the.

[Tom Griswold]

She is a conniver. We should both. We should both get at him. You go first.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah,

[Christy Lee]

we'll show him.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see, what was I gonna. There was one other thing I was gonna preview, but I forgot what it was. Oh. Coming up, we have Ravi Shankar in. In the news.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, thank goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

You're saying no one knows who he is anymore. I think they do.

[Christy Lee]

90 people don't know who we're talking.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Ace Cosby is here. I'm Chick McGee at TheOrangensouls.com sports desk. And hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. The man who made the right pick took Yukon, got those points. Just enough to win. But right now we've returned to the. Return to the mailbag. Dear Bob and Tom show.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Christine. She's kind enough to write and says, does your golden retriever ever hold part of his leash in his mouth, urging you to take them out for a walk? Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That's always cute.

[Tom Griswold]

It's hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he gives you the.

[Christy Lee]

I. I don't know about. Don't know about that part.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's the. That's the. The.

[Christy Lee]

With his eyes.

[Tom Griswold]

The audio equivalent.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. Then down the road, you have to get a new leash because there could. There's occasionally some chewing doing. Now I have the triple threat leash that has the three loops on it.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what that is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So when you're. If you're walking and maybe there's traffic, whatever, you can reach down and get the one lease. So it's like a foot away. Then there's a handle halfway. Then there's the handle on the end.

[Christy Lee]

That sounds like a whole lot of tangling.

[Pat Godwin]

Why can't you just grab it?

[Chick McGee]

So you don't have to wrap it around your hand?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, the muscle. At last. It frees me from this.

[Tom Griswold]

Then I have. I have the clip on flashing lights.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, of course.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You use those during the day probably as well, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

If it's cloudy. So they can make sure that they see me.

[Christy Lee]

Certainly.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, there's a really nice picture. I had some. The good fortune to spend several hours with Bob over the weekend. And there's a really great picture of Bob's dog Dopey, with Bob and I are in it, too. Bob has the sweetest dog. Like, at least, like a little, very small golden retriever. It's on our Instagram, I believe, so

[Pat Godwin]

all of our socials.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. If you get a chance. It's a great picture, and I had a really great chat with Bob. Now let's move forward here.

[Christy Lee]

There. Bob and Tom show. That's a letter. One of my. One of the chick letters that I like. You'll get the feel. It just said. This is from Chris. Dear Bob and top, show your mom. Oh, love you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a new feature.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's an offshoot of the it of the letter feature. There's just no nonsense emails.

[Tom Griswold]

Just right there.

[Christy Lee]

Here's another one. Dear Bob and Tom Show. This is from John in Emmons, Emmitsburg, Iowa. Just thought I'd let you know I ran over a squirrel this morning on my way to work.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man, that's a bummer. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Have a good day. I feel bad running over squirrel.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

And sometimes tree rat. Sometimes you kind of. You zig and you should have zagged.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you hadn't zigged.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I will have made it.

[Christy Lee]

If they're zigging and zagging and it's. Yeah. I feel kind of bad that they. They zag right into the front tire. Yeah. That'll get them.

[Pat Godwin]

Because, you know, he sits there. I can make it. I can make it. I know I can.

[Dan St. Paul]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes it's like, what are you doing?

[Pat Godwin]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

Mama squirrel and the baby squirrels are waiting for dad to come home.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't ruin it now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And even weeks later, she's still setting a place plate.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Forgetting sometimes.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Dear Bob and top show on Monday's show. You guys had a picture from the television show Amazing Stories.

[Chick McGee]

Man, That's a good show.

[Christy Lee]

Of a man who frightening resemblance to Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

According to Brian, he says that man was the one and only Ray Walston.

[Chick McGee]

No, it isn't.

[Christy Lee]

That's what he says.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought that was from South Pacific.

[Christy Lee]

Also the same actor that played Mr. Hand in fast Times. Times. And My Favorite Martian.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Not quite a doppelganger, says Brian, but in the ballpark.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just reading the photo.

[Christy Lee]

I'm reading you the letter.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I could see.

[Chick McGee]

You know what it is?

[Pat Godwin]

It is Ray Wall.

[Christy Lee]

I could see Ray Walston.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's just that angle with long hair.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. Amazing story, Mr. Mr. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Hand.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the guy that comes in with the pizza and get a good one. Wow. I would never have. It's because that. In that. That angle, it looks just like me. I thought it was an AI Whatever. Photoshop.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

If I'm here and you're here, isn't this our time? Yes, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's of course, famous in South Pacific. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

With the cords. Yeah. Everyone's seen that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you should.

[Christy Lee]

Top of mind. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I loved Ray Walston.

[Pat Godwin]

Me too.

[Tom Griswold]

I loved My Favorite Martian with Bill.

[Dan St. Paul]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I never saw it.

[Christy Lee]

I won an Emmy. Didn't it?

[Chick McGee]

But I'm aware of it. I think so. I think it swept that one year.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Have you ever seen South Pacific?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Not all the way through.

[Chick McGee]

I wouldn't think my grandparents had the double vhs.

[Christy Lee]

Sure they did.

[Tom Griswold]

Bally high happy talky talk talk.

[Chick McGee]

Sure, sure.

[Christy Lee]

Well if that doesn't say watch it I don't know what does.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's a great. It's fantastic. I did the. When the. The duet where that opera singing guy sees her across the room.

[Pat Godwin]

You sit around the living room with your parents watching these things?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I play South Pacific in my headphones all the time. I know every song by heart.

[Christy Lee]

You should have heard what he was listening to today.

[Pat Godwin]

Something really.

[Christy Lee]

It used to be kitty cat on a keyboard, but this thing is like elbows and blank, blank, blank jazz. How long is this going to go on?

[Tom Griswold]

Jazz pianist.

[Christy Lee]

Great music from the sports desk via the New York Times. A retired matador has been gored to death.

[Chick McGee]

Anybody was retired.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it was old timers day, you say?

[Pat Godwin]

What was he doing in the ring?

[Christy Lee]

This happened before a bull fight in Spain. The times reports that Ricardo Ortiz handling the bulls in the corrals of the bullring ahead of the. The Cora P When the song from South Pacific.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right Picass. It's a. The. It's a tribute to Pablo Picasso every year. Seriously.

[Christy Lee]

Bull fight. Whatever you say, Tom. Which Was sold out. 9,000 in attendance. Went ahead as planned. Included a tribute to the 51 year old BULLF fighter from Malaga.

[Chick McGee]

Boy oh boy. Gourd to death.

[Pat Godwin]

Death before the fight even started.

[Tom Griswold]

That's gotta see, I have a theory.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they were getting back at him.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably didn't have the cape on.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you gotta have the cape on the cape that they. Then the bulls know you mean business.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The good news is if you see the video. Sure he was. Is. Was Gordon to death. But he hung on for the full eight seconds.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yeah. I mean he didn't have much of a choice.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you could. You could argue that

[Christy Lee]

if you'd impale yourself onto the horn, you'd ride the full hike.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the reason that they don't have a bullfighters senior tour. Just because, you know, they're not. Not as quick as they used to be. Maybe they should bring. Maybe if they had older bulls.

[Christy Lee]

Older what? Bulls? I have no idea what he's saying, stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

It is a Picasso themed bull fight, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you said.

[Pat Godwin]

I believe you.

[Tom Griswold]

So this guy kind of looks like one of Picasso's paintings there at the end. Got one eye over here, one over by his foot. Large gashes, guts.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh well I say. By the way, I say karma Bull wins.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy. This guy had, over the course of his career, killed more than 200 bulls.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, see? They were waiting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So right now he's 200 versus one, sadly dead. You see?

[Pat Godwin]

Stupid world record.

[Christy Lee]

A bird hailing from Missouri has been named the world's oldest living dove in captivity.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Now, wait till you hear this, though. This is.

[Christy Lee]

Wait till you hear this.

[Tom Griswold]

Staggering. Staggering.

[Christy Lee]

Guinness said Dwayne or renders dove named Sugar earned the record title at the age of 44 years, 72 days, surpassing the previous record holder, Methuselah, by over 15 years.

[Chick McGee]

And who knew?

[Christy Lee]

Now, on his way towards 45, Sugar has more than doubled his life expectancy of 20 years.

[Chick McGee]

That's insanity.

[Pat Godwin]

What did he do? Did he capture it in the wild?

[Christy Lee]

Where'd he get a dove or ender has taken care of Sugar ever since. The tiny dove was born on June 23, 1981. A few years before that, he'd made friends with a couple in Nashville. And the husband gifted Mr. Dwayne a male bird that he used for one of his magic shows.

[Tom Griswold]

That's, you know, one of the perks of having music, having magician friends.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Free doves.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. My buddy was a magician. His rabbit was just in a cage in the living room all the time.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

And that rabbit lived better than you or I ever will?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

You know where he hit it when he would do his tricks?

[Chick McGee]

Did he tell you I never did see him do a trick with the rabbit? No. No. So I. And I would ask him occasionally about certain tricks he did and he. He refused.

[Tom Griswold]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I do not want to know how.

[Chick McGee]

I always respected it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. When I read the story, I had a question. What's the difference between a dove and a pigeon?

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

What is it?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. 10 bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Scientifically. Nothing. Nothing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Yeah, they're the same.

[Christy Lee]

So a dove. It's just a.

[Tom Griswold]

They're. They're both. They're in the bird family Columbide.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. Same family, maybe different species.

[Tom Griswold]

Nope.

[Christy Lee]

No. These birds don't use toilet paper.

[Tom Griswold]

Scientists do not separate them. They're biologically in the same group. Their names are based on tradition and appearance. Doves are usually slightly smaller and they're softer looking.

[Chick McGee]

They do look fluffy and soft. And I get them. You get them at the feeder.

[Pat Godwin]

I have tons of of them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, same here.

[Christy Lee]

Doves.

[Tom Griswold]

Doves appear in poems.

[Chick McGee]

They're big signs of peace.

[Tom Griswold]

And they'll be wedding. They'll release the doves. No One's going to release a bunch of pigeons to crap all over the bride.

[Chick McGee]

Where you at on dove soap?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't use anything but ivory.

[Chick McGee]

I like Dove's got a very unique scent.

[Pat Godwin]

I use the unscented one.

[Chick McGee]

It's a nice scent, but it's its own. Like, you know, that's dumb.

[Christy Lee]

Where are you with the Doves Cry? What about that?

[Tom Griswold]

That song? I hate it.

[Christy Lee]

No. Oh, you. Dove crying and big hit.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. When Doves Cry by Prince. I can't stand that.

[Pat Godwin]

So there are domesticated dove species, the Ring neck or diamond doves, or the ones that you can purchase by seals. And they make a very nice pet.

[Chick McGee]

They say here, this diamond dove doesn't

[Christy Lee]

coo for me anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, I have to correct myself. When we had Jimmy Pardo here and his son was here with us.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

Who had a bore. Quite the resemblance to Gary Lewis from Gary Lewis and the Playboy.

[Christy Lee]

In your mind, you're gonna hammer that home, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

I actually had a letter from someone agreeing with me, showing me photographs.

[Pat Godwin]

One person.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, not everyone is. Is interested in this sort of thing. No, but I did some homework. Leon Russell. Russell did play on that song. He did not write it, though. Okay. Great song.

[Pat Godwin]

Were you, like, staying awake at night worrying about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, but I. Yeah, Leon Russell's fine.

[Chick McGee]

It's kind of the thought that you thought the rest of the world was also still wondering about.

[Tom Griswold]

Gary's still out there.

[Christy Lee]

He does this with everything.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw Gary Lewis in the Playboys twice.

[Christy Lee]

You're saying Gary Lewis is still alive?

[Dan St. Paul]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're still singing, still touring.

[Christy Lee]

Gary Lewis can perform a song live on stage.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw him.

[Pat Godwin]

You saw him where?

[Christy Lee]

I would have to. You. You saw him live on stage twice. Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, he. Well, one time he was with one of those oldies things where they've got the guys. Guys from the Turtles.

[Chick McGee]

Got a babysitter.

[Tom Griswold]

The association paid for parking.

[Pat Godwin]

I bet you didn't go with your

[Christy Lee]

girlfriend went to dessert after this diamond ring.

[Tom Griswold]

As a matter of fact, Christy, I went with my friend Ricky.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say Kelly had absolutely. No, we've. We've started a new thing.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that could have been like 30

[Tom Griswold]

years ago, but we started a new thing. We were. We are now. There'll be certain shows. Oh, I'll go with, like, Mark and I went to see the Doobie Brothers.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, but the beginning of the end.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, that's. It's just.

[Chick McGee]

It's healthy.

[Tom Griswold]

She's got her Zach.

[Chick McGee]

Brian.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. She's a big Zach.

[Christy Lee]

Do you.

[Pat Godwin]

It's exactly what we do, too.

[Christy Lee]

Do you take separate cars to the same event?

[Tom Griswold]

Event yet most of the time.

[Christy Lee]

Most of the time During.

[Tom Griswold]

If it's during a weekday, I got to go to bed early.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, okay. That makes sense.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever gone to an event just to get there and say, well, I'm gonna pack it in for the night, like almost immediately when you get there?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

When you two go somewhere together, do you drive? 100 of the time, unfortunately. Oh, you'd prefer her to drive? Drive, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because all she does is tell me I'm doing it wrong. Oh, it's like being here.

[Christy Lee]

Now that's interesting. You take that. Has it occurred to you that you could be doing it wrong?

[Tom Griswold]

Not that much.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not doing everything.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, when you pull into a place, there are 98 places to park, and somehow I got the wrong one.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

How is that possible?

[Christy Lee]

That sounds about right. Right for you. We're not done with the dove story yet. Oh, you know that, right?

[Tom Griswold]

This is the.

[Christy Lee]

This is the.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, the largest stuff. Total crap.

[Christy Lee]

Total crap. Mr. Dwayne took his bird home and named it Luther. Then got a female dove from the pet store named Gidget. Just a few weeks later, he found two small eggs in their cage.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. They added.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

One of the birds, Goldie, was given away to a loving home while Sugar stayed with Mr. Orrender. He told Guinness, Sugar loves me. He and I are best friends.

[Tom Griswold]

How old is.

[Christy Lee]

Late at night? We share the sheets together and.

[Chick McGee]

Very sweet bird that.

[Christy Lee]

That bird looks every day as old as it's supposed.

[Pat Godwin]

He looks so overweight.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the sound of when dogs. Dogs. When doves die pretty soon.

[Christy Lee]

My.

[Tom Griswold]

That is one fat bird.

[Pat Godwin]

That is a fat.

[Christy Lee]

That is the definition of miserable.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Boy, this guy's. This guy's gonna have some squab in a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Are we sure that's not stuffed? Looks like a pigeon. Yeah, it's pretty dingy.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you just said that they're the same thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but I mean, doves are again, for.

[Christy Lee]

You know, there's something wrong with this. Doves and pigeons aren't the same thing.

[Tom Griswold]

They are scientifically.

[Christy Lee]

Don't believe I don't.

[Chick McGee]

They look different.

[Christy Lee]

It's like saying robins and seagulls are the same.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they're. They're the same. What's a turtle? It says, here's the first sense. Scientists do not separate them. They're biologically in the same way. All right. Their names are mostly based on tradition and appearance, so there you go. But doves, much more romantic.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Symbolism and religion.

[Chick McGee]

And they don't get as blamed. They don't get blamed as much for the statue defecation.

[Christy Lee]

And you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, exactly.

[Christy Lee]

You can rent doves. I would. You can't rent pigeons.

[Tom Griswold]

I wouldn't say. No one ever goes in my car. Got full of dove poop.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You always blame the pigeons if you

[Christy Lee]

get married again, do you think, Tom, you'd have doves at the ceremony or release them when you say I do.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I always like that. The story about the. The people that had the. The butterflies and they opened up the box and 50 dead butterflies fell onto the altar.

[Chick McGee]

Just pourri at that point.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Really? No.

[Christy Lee]

You know, have you ever gotten a box that has the butter, the faux butterflies in it?

[Chick McGee]

Those look cool.

[Christy Lee]

And they flap away out of the people go crazy.

[Chick McGee]

In the videos I've seen.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. No.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. You open the box and they.

[Chick McGee]

They're like these paper butterfly things that fly out.

[Christy Lee]

They're like wound up in a rubber band or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like it would complicate things. I'm surprised. I don't know all about this. Well, that sounds good. Is that sports?

[Pat Godwin]

Butterfly yesterday. Isn't that a little early?

[Christy Lee]

That is sport.

[Chick McGee]

That's somebody from your. Who's passed away visiting you.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Could be your mother.

[Tom Griswold]

Could be Grandma Vi.

[Pat Godwin]

Could be.

[Christy Lee]

Did the butterfly yell at you until you were doing things wrong and it wasn't your mom?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Coming up, we are going to be. We are going to be visiting the world of fish in an astonishing way.

[Christy Lee]

And how is that not sports?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, okay, I can give it to you.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll give it to Jake. You'll enjoy it. And then we have waiting for a bus some interesting news from Artemis that I think you'll enjoy. It's about the menu aboard orion, the Artemis 2.

[Christy Lee]

It's taco Tuesday, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you have no idea how right you are.

[Christy Lee]

I have no.

[Tom Griswold]

I have no doubt that is the number one. The number one thing eaten that they eat tacos.

[Chick McGee]

Like taco paste, some sort of tube.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll. You'll hear.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I have two fish stories. Which one do you want me to give him?

[Chick McGee]

Well, the red herring story isn't real.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the Hawaii one is. Hawaii one is too sad. Give that to him.

[Chick McGee]

Taking shots.

[Christy Lee]

I see the doordash guy knocking on the door of Artemis with Taco Bell. That's what I see.

[Tom Griswold]

No, These are the O'Reilly red herring.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Excuse me. I've lost my place. Do I go now? These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Got a comment? To share, text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

K Pop Demon Hunters, Haja Boys Breakfast Meal and Hunt Trick's Meal have just dropped at McDonald's. They're calling this a battle for the fans.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you say to them?

[Pat Godwin]

That, roomie? It's not a battle. So glad the Saja Boys could take breakfast and give our meal the rest of the day.

[Tom Griswold]

It is an honor to share.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's our honor.

[Tom Griswold]

It is our larger honor.

[Christy Lee]

No, really, stop.

[Pat Godwin]

You can really feel the respect in this battle. Pick a meal to pick a side

[Tom Griswold]

and participate in McDonald's while supplies last.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. We're the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk, us.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, hello.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

There's Ace Cosmic.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, indeed. I'm chick@the orangeinsols.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. I. I thought we had finished sports, but it turns out we do have one more sports story.

[Christy Lee]

If I'm not mistaken, fisherman in Hawaii, which in Hawaiian is. Oh, that's O D E R. O O, D E R say more. Sharks have been swiping their catches in recent years. Fishermen have a trouble with sharks or taking the fisherman's catch.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what this was?

[Christy Lee]

Reports indicate sharks now bite off their catch in at least one of every four fishing trips, the highest on record in the past 20 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Spoiler alert. What? Old man on the sea. Right? I mean, that's what happens.

[Pat Godwin]

Sounds like me. It's just bait for sharks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but what's interesting is the. There's a couple different theories about this, but the fishermen think that the sharks have figured it out.

[Pat Godwin]

Heck, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're smart that they're following the boats.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They probably just bite off the bottom half. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Phil Fernandez, he's president of the Hawaii Fisherman's alliance, said the shark incidents have grown so common that many fishermen are on the verge of giving up. Ah, they're done with fishing.

[Pat Godwin]

They're only getting ahead. They don't want that.

[Tom Griswold]

They need, like, bigger coolers.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

They need what?

[Pat Godwin]

Bigger coolers. How is that?

[Chick McGee]

The fish aren't. Are the sharks jumping on the boat, getting into the cooler? And eating the fish.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be too easy for starters.

[Christy Lee]

Shark don't have hands. They can't open the cooler.

[Chick McGee]

They can't climb that ladder.

[Christy Lee]

Right. What do you think's going on?

[Tom Griswold]

Are they lashing the. The, the, the. The fish to the side of the boat like in the Old man in the Sea?

[Chick McGee]

No, they're doing it.

[Pat Godwin]

They're biting the fish.

[Chick McGee]

They've got live wells.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's easy. Those. Anybody could do that.

[Chick McGee]

Like moving sushi. Oh, no, that's. You gotta.

[Christy Lee]

You are. You are far stupider than anyone.

[Pat Godwin]

I just said to somebody yesterday, you are the smartest, dumbest guy I've ever met.

[Tom Griswold]

So these. So they get the fish in the line and the shark just comes and eats it. That's how it works.

[Dan St. Paul]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

As they're reeling in.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's because they see the boat, they see the wake. They got. I got. I know this works.

[Chick McGee]

They might be figuring it out.

[Christy Lee]

I bet they have a cooler on that ship, is what they think.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably full of beer. These guys are too drunk to reel them in quickly.

[Christy Lee]

I'm going to go, honey, I'm going to get a beer.

[Tom Griswold]

You stay here and.

[Chick McGee]

You know how you get the hook out when you catch a shark? You cut the line from.

[Tom Griswold]

From 30ft away. Let him. Let him eat.

[Christy Lee]

You don't hold the shark by the mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes?

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a Hawaiian. A famous Hawaiian beer?

[Pat Godwin]

Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

We keep getting all these letters from Hawaii. Can one of our Hawaiian listeners tell us when we do our big trip to Hawaii? What is the. What is the.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Or what's the most popular beer there if they don't have their own?

[Tom Griswold]

Now, have you ever heard the. The phrase, the shark took a bite out of me? And in the sexual realm.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Never.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't know what you're talking about.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Christy Lee]

No. Maui Brewing Company.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you making that up?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

And then the response is, it's okay. I've got a towel. No.

[Christy Lee]

Are you ready?

[Pat Godwin]

God, you're on another planet.

[Christy Lee]

Are you ready?

[Chick McGee]

This might happen three to five days out of a month.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You never heard this. Shark bite.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's Shark Week. No. Shark week. Shark bite.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they call it. It's Shark Week in my pants. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

Not your pants.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Because you want to hit them over the head with it.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

Maui Brewing Company has Imperial Coconut Porter. Oh. Frequently rated as the top craft beer in Hawaii from Beer Advocate.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Pat Godwin]

That sounds good.

[Christy Lee]

Kona Brewing Company's Kona Light Blonde Ale is also A top, wild, top choice. While Heineken is nearly notably popular across all the islands. Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that used to be your beer, Tommy.

[Christy Lee]

Including the.

[Chick McGee]

Is delicious.

[Christy Lee]

Including here it says the Big island, which no one really knows the name of. Isn't that interesting?

[Tom Griswold]

President Kennedy drank Heineken.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that why you drank it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I, No, I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

I know you don't drink now, but there, you know, don't make it look like you didn't have fun back in.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no. I, I, I know I was. I finished my career beer with that Italian beer.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Peroni.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And that's the thing that affects your male member, Josh Peroni.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, exactly. It'll bend it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Is that from the beer or. Yes, they named it after. Okay, good.

[Pat Godwin]

I have a fishing story.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The, the, The President Kennedy line comes from a great movie.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Called the Last Detail, with Jack Nicholson, Randy Quaid. An absolute must come out in the 70s.

[Pat Godwin]

70s.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't matter. It's a great movie.

[Christy Lee]

Closing in on a hundred years old.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't matter.

[Christy Lee]

There's no difference between that movie and.

[Dan St. Paul]

You guys can.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't appreciate good art.

[Christy Lee]

There are no differences between that movie and the one where the moon gets hit in the eye with a rock. The same movie.

[Tom Griswold]

I will admit the auteur aspect of both is certainly present, if, if nothing else from the optics of the.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what Ashby was doing when he met the Last Detail.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever seen that movie? Yeah, it's great.

[Chick McGee]

It's really good.

[Tom Griswold]

It's great.

[Chick McGee]

It's got the perfect understated ending.

[Christy Lee]

You know what? It is, it is great.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. But when he says President Kennedy drank it, then he was about to say, welcome to the wonderful world of sorry. He goes ahead and says, christy, I'm sorry. What do you have over there?

[Pat Godwin]

New York health officials say it's now safe to eat certain fish from the Hudson River.

[Tom Griswold]

No, thanks.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Pat Godwin]

First time in 50 years.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, well, you go first, then.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Lower levels of toxic PCBs have led to updated guidance from the state Department of Health. Families can now eat up to four meals a month of fish caught from the Hudson. The Lower Hudson.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, whenever I think of fish in the Hudson River, I think of the phrase the Hudson river whitefish, which is a used floating condom.

[Pat Godwin]

Right. Officials recommend sticking to striped bass and avoiding species like carpenter, harp, and smallmouth. That's bass. The change reflects decades of cleanup efforts alongside the river.

[Chick McGee]

But, yeah, okay, well, I guess that's good news.

[Pat Godwin]

Environmentally yeah, it is. I still don't think I'd do it.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No way.

[Pat Godwin]

Would you?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, I don't think I've ever had a bass.

[Dan St. Paul]

Have you.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you ever eat yours? The largemouth?

[Chick McGee]

No, but I've had. Sea bass is amazing. Have you had that?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, I've had that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's really good.

[Tom Griswold]

I've had a tuna melt from a really good deli in New York City.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Many times.

[Christy Lee]

Ever had that crippling diarrhea that you get from.

[Tom Griswold]

From a tuna mouth?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. You don't want that, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's. I mean, I guess it's good news. I'd be somewhat skeptical.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever see that story a few years ago? They did this. They did DNA tests of fish at some of the fanciest restaurants in New York, and often you'd order one thing, and it was actually something else.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I did see that story.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Because it all tastes like fish.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know, when prepared a certain way, you can get away with murder. So instead of being this really expensive fish, you're getting something else. But I doubt if the. I don't know, there's. I wonder if there's a restaurant in New York City that specializes in the local catch.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you think they. They advertise that?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. Maybe they will now.

[Pat Godwin]

I guess there is that. Farm to table. Maybe it's river to table.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you eat fish from, say, the Seine or the Thames?

[Pat Godwin]

You can eat anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I know you. I know you're not allowed to eat the carp in the Hudson pretty much anywhere. Well, no, there are some spots where you can. It's mighty bony.

[Christy Lee]

Bony? They're underweight? Is that what you're saying?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. They're full of bones, I think. Yeah. Josh, are you good at cooking a shore lunch?

[Christy Lee]

Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

If I had to, but. But, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like to.

[Chick McGee]

Well, normally my brothers do it so that I don't have to, but I've seen. I've seen them do it enough. Then. Yeah. I mean, you just.

[Tom Griswold]

How does that. How did that happen? They let you go off without doing any of the work? Do you have to do the cleanup?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, aren't you the pampered little brother?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, usually Jeff or John will do the. John usually does all the filleting, and then Jeff batters them up and throws them in the.

[Pat Godwin]

What are you eating over there? Bluegill.

[Tom Griswold]

Crappy.

[Chick McGee]

What? Crappy?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Crappie. And white bass said crappy.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, what is the deal with that?

[Pat Godwin]

Crappy is good fish.

[Tom Griswold]

Why is it spelled crappy but it's pronounced crappy?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the story going into that? It's like that, oh, possum thing with the O. I'm not. I don't like that. Coming up, comedian Dan St. Paul, the guy behind the first baseball game. Brilliant comedian, comedian. He's part of a new book, so it's called Comedians Talking Baseball. We'll talk with Dan. Also, we have gambling in the news.

[Pat Godwin]

We have travel do's and don'ts. If you're traveling soon, it's a good list, too.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm very happy with that list. And our history lesson is on the way. And when we come back, a song and a story with Patty G. We are in the Aurelio Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey there. I'm Paula Pan.

[Tom Griswold]

I help people make the smartest money decisions possible.

[Pat Godwin]

Do not ever worry about your salary. You need enough to make sure that you aren't in a bad financial position. Once you have that, your salary becomes moot. What matters from that point forward? Upside gains, anytime, type of ownership stake or ownership potential.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the money.

[Pat Godwin]

Remember, you can afford anything. Just not everything afford anything. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Tom Griswold]

Dance.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick. Hey.

[Christy Lee]

There's Jeff Oskay. Oh, hey, hey. Son of a gun. There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Ace Cosby's here. Hey, I'm [e-mail] sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Christy Lee]

How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

We are going to switch gears and we have. Mr. Oskay has joined us in the studio.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

And you'll notice that Christy Lee has on her hippie shirt.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of a baggy flowery.

[Pat Godwin]

It's all about proportion, Tom. It's a crop top. And I have on large belled jeans, if you will. So it has to be.

[Tom Griswold]

It's that hippie look.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, fair enough.

[Chick McGee]

You look good.

[Tom Griswold]

And I didn't say you didn't look. But it's kind of. You've kind of got that, you know, the Beads into the closet thing and you know.

[Pat Godwin]

Your kids ever have those ever right now? Oh, they have them now.

[Tom Griswold]

You go into hearts room. She's got the hanging beads.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, my kids had that in front of their door. The hanging beads.

[Christy Lee]

No door. She takes the door off.

[Pat Godwin]

Off.

[Tom Griswold]

No, there's a. There's a regular door.

[Christy Lee]

Does she know she can take the door off?

[Tom Griswold]

I hope not. Yeah, she's got a regular door. There's like a three foot hallway and then she's got the hanging thing and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but she's.

[Pat Godwin]

Be careful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So she.

[Tom Griswold]

And she. She wants to move. By the way.

[Pat Godwin]

Where does she want to move to?

[Tom Griswold]

She wants to move to Sally's room.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I thought you meant she wanted to move to someone else's house.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, probably that's that too. I don't know why. So we'll see.

[Pat Godwin]

We'll see how Sally has a room in your house.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she's in college now, but I know she's got. I don't know why Hart would want to move.

[Pat Godwin]

My kids have rooms in my house.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Just in case. Boing. They're back.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Christy, you've got a couple news stories for us.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, an anonymous vigilante is using an unorthodox method to draw attention to potholes in the seaside British town. According to the SWNS news report, the six potholes in Worthing have had primitive drawings of penises spray painted around them in the past two weeks.

[Chick McGee]

This guy did this last year.

[Pat Godwin]

The phallic artwork appears to have grabbed the attention of the local council as some have already been repaired. Locals have mixed feelings about the so called tally whacker tagger.

[Chick McGee]

Apparently it worked.

[Pat Godwin]

But many have expressed gratitude on social media.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Prince Andrew, I'm telling you. Oh, I can't get enough.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's one right here. I. There's one right here. There's. This is not a joke. There's a street called Rucker.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see that? Someone stuck a cone in the middle of the road right into the. It's hard to see because the chuckle is so deep. The cone goes almost all the way down. Yeah, you might want to take care of that. Rucker. Rucker Road.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Last week there was a pothole on the south side that was so big that three dudes set up lawn chairs and fished out of it. I took some pictures of them fishing in the pot. They did? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They catch anything that'd be.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, probably.

[Christy Lee]

That's a great idea.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy. This is this is in England, right? He's. I mean, it's got. It's like. You know, it's a guy, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they said it was.

[Tom Griswold]

See, there's one. And they're kind of primitive. There's one right there. I went on our screen there, a large bald. But now. See, they have, in fact, filled it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So it worked. They call the guy Wanksy, I believe.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I get it. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see that? They've revealed who that is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they sure did.

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't look anything like you would think he would look.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

I didn't see a picture of him. I just saw. Looks like a boring old guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that for sure?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they.

[Pat Godwin]

They did say that, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't believe him?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just think it's a shame.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

It was kind of fun.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's. It's just so cool in this world if you can do get away with years and years of anonymity. And besides being a tremendous artist. You don't like his work.

[Chick McGee]

You do? Yes. That whole thing where he painted something, sold it, that it shredded.

[Tom Griswold]

That's genius. Genius.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's like making a comment. He's. He's. It's. It's so meta, if you will.

[Chick McGee]

You know, it's so meta that it's so. It's like super on the nose. Like, it's not even. There was nothing. The satire's lost in its obviousness.

[Pat Godwin]

Our own Pat Godwin is a genius, and I believe he has a song for us.

[Tom Griswold]

And this song really demonstrates my true genius.

[Pat Godwin]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

I was.

[Chick McGee]

I hit a pothole in Detroit on

[Tom Griswold]

the phone with you one time. I remember this. I. It was dark. It was freezing. It was dark. And off in the distance was a place called the Flight Club Up a

[Chick McGee]

big hill and it looked rather fancy Fancy.

[Tom Griswold]

So I thought I'd wait up there for AAA as opposed to this. Because you. You nailed the rim of your car. You heard it.

[Chick McGee]

You heard it on the phone?

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, yes. And there was a curse word or two and then you had to pull over. It turns out that that place is a strip club.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

So I wrote a song and it's 100, it's 80 true.

[Christy Lee]

Driving home late from Detroit it's dark

[Tom Griswold]

and no orange cones Lost in a

[Chick McGee]

strange part of town no place to break down alone oh, no I hit a pothole on a neglected avenue and

[Christy Lee]

then I busted tire I hit a

[Chick McGee]

pothole on a neglected avenue Situation's dire

[Tom Griswold]

Waiting for help at a strip Club

[Christy Lee]

on a Motown amateur night.

[Chick McGee]

True.

[Christy Lee]

I sipped a ten dollar Pepsi.

[Chick McGee]

Lap dance cost 45. Good God.

[Tom Griswold]

I hit a pot.

[Christy Lee]

Hold on.

[Chick McGee]

Neglected Avenue.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I'm hanging with the strippers.

[Chick McGee]

Not true.

[Christy Lee]

I hit a pot.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, on a neglected Avenue. She's rubbing on my zipper. Neglected Avenue.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a. I love that song. That was a big hit.

[Pat Godwin]

The original in the Electric Avenue by

[Tom Griswold]

Eddie Grant in the early MTV days. And he had one of my favorite songs with in the Equals.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody remember that song?

[Christy Lee]

No. Yeah, because

[Chick McGee]

I thought he was in the Splendas.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he was. And then Stevie, he played bass.

[Chick McGee]

They called him Sweet and Low.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they were hitting all of them. That. That does get to one of my pet peeves.

[Christy Lee]

Leaves.

[Pat Godwin]

There we go. I don't have your stuff at the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, with all these restaurants now all they have is that stevia crap. Look, I'll. I'll handle my own health. Give me my Splenda. Give me my equal.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you carry around?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you need a man purse.

[Tom Griswold]

I do. Well, then I have a huge box of my stuff in my car now. Oh, I do. I'm not kidding. I'm have to start carrying a salt shaker. No, these restaurants now, there. There's no salt.

[Pat Godwin]

They'll bring you salt.

[Tom Griswold]

Perfectly salted by the chef. Yeah, no, it's not. Not to my taste. I'm just tired of being bossed around by these tree hugging chefs that want to Tom.

[Christy Lee]

But that's where you eat all. That's all.

[Chick McGee]

You eat every. The restaurants I go to. Salt on the table.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you. Me too, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, Usually just granules on the table that I have to brush off before I eat.

[Christy Lee]

If you go to a place that's called Sorry to bother you, you're gonna run into that.

[Tom Griswold]

But am I right, Christy?

[Pat Godwin]

About what?

[Tom Griswold]

That none of these places have salt and pepper anymore.

[Pat Godwin]

Not and they.

[Tom Griswold]

And they either. If you want to get iced tea, it's always. Well, this is flavored with the panties of the CEO's wife. I want my iced tea. Okay. I don't want crap in it. I want it to be flavored. Want an orange slice? And I get an eye roll from the server.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I'm sure you do.

[Chick McGee]

I bet there's probably a restaurant you eat at called I Roll, right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Do all of the restaurants have oranges? Because I would think that what I

[Tom Griswold]

thought of lemon and tea was an idiot.

[Chick McGee]

Oranges, an idiot.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Wildly popular.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's not popular. It's just forced on you the way the no salt thing is.

[Chick McGee]

That's not true. True. It's very popular.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I was bitching about this to my cardiologist and he said, you know, you're an idiot. I have the no salt salt also.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I mean, Mrs. Dash or something.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. It's called no salt. It's like a left handed. Like a left handed molecule.

[Christy Lee]

So then what. What is it if it's not salt?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's got to be just terrible. Carcinogenic. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It's made of nuclear fuel.

[Christy Lee]

What's the first ingredient?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. It's potassium chloride instead of sodium. Yummy. Yeah, it's delicious. But I'm not going to.

[Pat Godwin]

Why don't you carry that?

[Tom Griswold]

Where am I going to put this?

[Chick McGee]

I'll show you.

[Tom Griswold]

It's you. If I put it in my pants, I'm looking. I've got a huge V down there.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it'll match. It'll look like you have.

[Pat Godwin]

Now we have this salt problem, but could we seriously figure out why the air conditioner kicks on at 8:12 every single day? Did you feel it? Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that. I think there's a thing going around the world in which thermostats are run by some huge corporation.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Dan St. Paul]

Yes, it's.

[Chick McGee]

Now it's. It really is unacceptable.

[Tom Griswold]

The temperatures dropped in this room. 10 degrees.

[Pat Godwin]

Like a ghost is coming.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like the guy at the car wash when you, you get the thing where you wash it yourself. You've got seven minutes. And somehow you, you get. You get. At about five minutes, it seems to go off. There's a guy with a camera going, wait a minute, wait a minute. He's got it all soaped up. He's going to have to rinse it, turn it off. Same. Same thing here. They look comfortable.

[Chick McGee]

Stop paying rent.

[Tom Griswold]

Drop the. Drop the temperature to 10 degrees.

[Chick McGee]

I promise you they will not evict

[Pat Godwin]

us

[Chick McGee]

like I dare them to.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, we got an interesting.

[Pat Godwin]

We sure did.

[Tom Griswold]

This is really something. Christie's been talking about her favorite car.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Her Hyundai. Do you have the thing?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. This is from our friend Harmony. She writes in.

[Christy Lee]

Harmony and me. We're pretty good company.

[Pat Godwin]

Favorite Elton John song. She's a big fan of the show and she said, christy, like you, I have a Hyundai Tucson. Again, I've had many cars, but this one I just love. In fact, I just rolled over my first 100,000 miles on a car car.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, when you said rolled over, I don't know what.

[Tom Griswold]

Currently the letter came laying in the dash it came with the heading. I rolled over. Oh, dear God. I hope you're okay. What is this? Tiger Woods?

[Pat Godwin]

She took a picture of her dash, and it shows the hundred thousand miles. But I can also tell you.

[Christy Lee]

Fascinating.

[Pat Godwin]

She's. She's in the sport mode on her Hyundai because it's in the red, which means that's the sport mode.

[Christy Lee]

Well, what about the snow mode?

[Pat Godwin]

It's white. Oh, bright white.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

And then you have the eco mode.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, what's.

[Chick McGee]

Is that green?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. And the normal mode is, like, blue.

[Tom Griswold]

They have a salt mode?

[Pat Godwin]

No, they don't have a salt mode.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, just asking.

[Christy Lee]

I just want an orange slice on my dash. Is that too much?

[Pat Godwin]

If you would like to choose how you drive, Drive a Hyundai. That's right. The reliable and efficient Tucson. The Tucson hybrid, which we've been talking about, comes with America's best warranty. Or there's the stylish yet very capable and a little bit bigger Santa Fe hybrid. The power to navigate the toughest terrain at your fingertips. That's right. Hybrids from Hyundai. The best of both Worlds. Simply visit HyundaiUSA.com or call 562-314-4603 for all the details. That's Hyundai. And thank you, Harmony.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have a sort of a congratulatory mode that would go. You pick the right place to park to, Tom. Yes. Excellent job on that left turn.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you looking for some support as

[Tom Griswold]

opposed to my usual passenger and the. The constant negativity about my driving?

[Pat Godwin]

She's out of the country. Right. So you can say that maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe you're not a very good driver.

[Tom Griswold]

An excellent driver never had an accident.

[Chick McGee]

An excellent driver doesn't Gotta watch Wapner.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't give me any. Any kind.

[Tom Griswold]

You put me up against Tiger Woods. Any day now. Coming up, we're gonna talk with the comedian Dan St. Paul. Dan, of course, is responsible for, among other things, the great piece the First Baseball Game, which we butchered, by the way, recently in Cincinnati. He's part of a new book called Comedians Talking Baseball. America's Funniest People Get Serious about the national pastime. Or not. We'll talk to Dan about that book that just came out out. Looking forward to that and other delights, including a little bit of a history lesson. And we've already discussed one aspect of it, which, of course, is the anniversary of the birth date of the great Ravi Shankar.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of Indian music for you, Christy. This goes perfectly with your blouse. You roll up a J and ball some dude no.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's on my calendar for later today.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Okay, good. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hey, hey. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, there. There's Jeff. Oscar.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, sir.

[Christy Lee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

He's at the I Hate Stephen Singer, sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

Howdy.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Chick [e-mail] sports desk. Hello. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Time for an episode of Name that Tune.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You ready, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

As long as it's not Ravi Shankar, we're on board.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's not. You're close, though. Oops, sorry. I know you know already. Pat.

[Chick McGee]

Eddie Grant.

[Tom Griswold]

Eddie Grant.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. I'm back, baby. Remember this? No, never heard it before. And you played

[Tom Griswold]

no. Great guitar sound. That's the guy that did Electric Avenue.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Eddie Grant. Great song. The band is called the Equals, named after one of the Splenda, like sweeteners out there equal Splenda. I don't know if there's a band called Sweet and Low, but probably there's probably a husband and wife called Sweet and Low. He sings bass.

[Pat Godwin]

She sings sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

She's sweet.

[Christy Lee]

I'm low.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably in the ship somewhere, right, Pat? Matthew Sweet and his wife.

[Chick McGee]

Matthew Sweet. He is really like girlfriend. Remember that one out there today?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's check in with Christy Lee at the Bob and Tom news desk. What else have we missed?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, there's a new campaign out there called Beat Cancer Off. It's encouraging men to masturbate more in order to lower their cancer risk. According to the website, men who ejaculate 21 times or more per month may, quote, enjoy a significantly reduced risk of prostate cancer. We've talked about this a lot.

[Chick McGee]

I masturbate so much, my neighbor won't get cancer.

[Christy Lee]

That's a lot.

[Pat Godwin]

The site goes on to explain that the the action will reduce stagnation of prosthetic fluid, helps flush out potential carcinogens, and strengthens the prostate gland, which, of course protects against cancer. So there you go, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Further reading. It is. It is really called Beat Cancer Off. There is a tracker app you can

[Pat Godwin]

get to track how often you're doing it.

[Tom Griswold]

This says it uses sensors on an Apple watch to sense when you're having a, quote, one man band practice. And it keeps a running count. I'm starting to.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, I have an Apple watch. And it's never. It doesn't go off when I orgasm.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's because you're not. You know, maybe you're not pumping the broom. You see, you're not the one. This is for the boys.

[Dan St. Paul]

Boys?

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, this is a boys.

[Pat Godwin]

So it can tell if you're.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what this. I. I'm getting more and more skeptical,

[Pat Godwin]

but what if you wear your watch on your left hand and you use your right? Then it doesn't show anything. Right?

[Christy Lee]

What if you have a pocket watch? What's going on there?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm very skeptical.

[Tom Griswold]

So you've met your quota this month, Josh, it's only, what, the seventh?

[Chick McGee]

21? I haven't. No. In fact, I'm probably behind.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is a. I mean, it's a smart idea. I guess. I just. I'm somewhat skeptical of the science. How do they.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. That's been studied for decades.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they.

[Pat Godwin]

Empty prostate is a habit.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this based on self reporting or do they.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Go to some college campus and put an ad on the paper. Hey, come to the jacketorium tonight at 7 and sign up to be part of a.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Well, if you just want to joke about.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Mom. Sorry. Hey, Mom. Listen, I can't talk anymore. I've got to get down to the jacket. To where I'm part of a science project that.

[Christy Lee]

Why do you say the things you do? Why?

[Tom Griswold]

I told you. When I was in college, there was an ad in the paper every couple of weeks for the. What do you call it? The sperm bank. They were looking for a very specific type of individual with a cultural slash religious background. But it's true.

[Chick McGee]

I. I didn't. I go to a community college, so they aren't asking for sperm at mine, they ask for plasma.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now you're gonna pay for next week's classes. I go to a sperm credit. Union members only. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Sadly, most of mine was at a savings alone. Then they all went under.

[Chick McGee]

What are you going to do?

[Tom Griswold]

I got to get fresh. So the essence of this. This is saying you have to have

[Pat Godwin]

a lot of activity there to keep your. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it mention the side effect of going blind?

[Pat Godwin]

No, it does not.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, they need to study that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Another study said I didn't get glasses

[Chick McGee]

until I was 17. That's all I'm saying.

[Pat Godwin]

Another study out there suggests tattoos could protect one against skin cancer.

[Tom Griswold]

This one I find completely non. Believable.

[Christy Lee]

Completely.

[Pat Godwin]

Scientists at the University of Utah evaluated 7,000 people and discovered that having two or more tattoo sessions decreased the risk of both invasive and, I don't know, in situ melanoma. That is where cancer cells remain on the skin surface and are most easily removed. While the findings contradicted that hypothesis that more tattoos would lead to an increased cancer risk, the study leader, Jennifer Daughter said more research is needed, of course, to understand why this is.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that because the tattoo gives sun protection?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that would only be in a small area unless you're covered.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I, I can't see.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know. Does or is it tattoo get burnt?

[Tom Griswold]

Is it, is it the lifestyle of people who tend to have tattoos? Would that be part of it or would it be.

[Pat Godwin]

You're asking a lot of. Great.

[Tom Griswold]

There tend to be fewer natural blondes and redheads. I don't know. I'm somewhat skeptical of the, of this, of the survey.

[Chick McGee]

I did do a CAT scan what three weeks ago and there was a kid in front of me and the nurse came out and was, he was getting, he was going to get some kind of mri. And she goes, do you have any tattoos? And he goes, yeah, yeah, actually I do. And she goes, is it new? And he goes, eh, kinda. And she goes, when did you get it? And he goes, Wednesday. And she goes, you can't have an mri. It'll, it'll. It could be really, really painful.

[Pat Godwin]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Really burn.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

And also it could really mess up your tattoo and pull the ink out of your skin. Yeah, yeah, it'll just totally.

[Tom Griswold]

So it has to, to. Yeah, it has to be an older one for that not to happen.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yeah. A new tattoo. She said you had to wait like a month or so.

[Christy Lee]

That's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

So he was like, oh, nobody. I didn't know. She was like, well you, you may have known because we, we discuss all these things when you make the appointment.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, I didn't know.

[Chick McGee]

And she goes, do you, you can come back, but do you just want to keep. You just want to charge today or. And he goes, it's my parents credit card. I don't know. It's like this poor kid learning some lessons today.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder what the tattoo was of.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I didn't hear them talk about it and where.

[Tom Griswold]

But he's a location, you know, that can prevent you from getting a job with health benefits. Yeah. The last time I had a surgery, I mentioned this. They do the. Before the end the of the anesthesiologist comes in and they ask you a bunch of questions. But one of them now is they ask about gummies, which I thought was kind of interesting, you know, have you. You know any. Any kind of drug stuff. But they're. They've added gummies to the list, but I did not. I've never heard of that tattoo thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I. I was like hell, it does make sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they ask you about metal jewelry and.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, you can't wear anything.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you had one of those rings and what do they call it?

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The ring and the mail member. What's that called?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Prince Albert. You have to take it out.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What would happen if.

[Pat Godwin]

No piercings.

[Chick McGee]

Well, watch the latest Final Destination. You want to know what happens?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, dear.

[Christy Lee]

I have those stance placed. You know that. And I still get an mri. I don't think they're magnetic though, or they. They probably cause some problems.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I've got a rod in my arm like eight inches from my elbow to my shoulder, but that. I can still. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

How do they do an MRI on that?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. It's. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

It's just not fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, some of that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got nine screws in there.

[Christy Lee]

Name it, I made out of a graphite and antifreeze.

[Pat Godwin]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They found that compound for a while.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I took a little. I had a. No kidding. I had a pocket sized copy of the X ray ray. Want to go to the airport? I've never needed it in recent years, but you know, to say, look, this is what's going on in there.

[Chick McGee]

I have a Polaroid of me naked. I just showed a TSA and go, here, you perverts.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, and that's what you want.

[Christy Lee]

You don't know what you know. You either get sped up or you spend some time with the guys. You're not sure. Either one's okay, though.

[Chick McGee]

Don't they say the ones where you stand in it. The boot booth.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You put your arms up that they're just seeing you naked. Yeah. Like they can see all the tissue and stuff. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They're checking you out, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Just okay with me. I know.

[Chick McGee]

Me too.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy to get in the plane. I don't care. Whatever you want. Let me. Let me get.

[Chick McGee]

Let me enjoy the show.

[Pat Godwin]

An eye surgery marathon has restored sight to over 100 people in South Africa. Doctors conducted free cataract surgeries on 133 patients at two hospitals over two weekends last month. The health department led surgical marathons were first staged on Mandela day back in 2023.

[Christy Lee]

Nothing lacking when you're Cadillacing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And have since developed into a public private partnership that takes place several times a year to increase access to care. Which is a nice.

[Chick McGee]

Was in Africa.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. South Africa.

[Chick McGee]

They also solved some people's site issues by just waving the flies away. I've seen those commercials.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

There, you're fixed. Fair. Now you can see. I think I need glasses now. You need a fly swatter.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. These guy. What did he say? Jeff? I can see my wife now. Can you go back and reverse it? Fix it. They're heroes, these doctors.

[Chick McGee]

Of course they are.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why they call it Cape Town.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

All doctors are required to wear cape.

[Chick McGee]

Not all heroes live in Cape Town.

[Dan St. Paul]

Cape Town.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds like a song. Not all heroes live in Cape Town. To dedicate this to Nelson Man.

[Chick McGee]

South Africa. And from what I understand South Africa very different than living in Africa.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's still pretty terrifying. Is it really? Yeah. Like they all live in gates and guarded communities. It's still pretty terrifying. Yes. But you're not going to find those garden. No. Those compliant people.

[Tom Griswold]

They have urban lions. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Urbane.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up, Christy Lee? I've got. We got our little history lesson. Very exciting.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. And we also have an update on our NASA crew that's coming back from the moon, if you will.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh and there's a really cool thing about what's on the menu.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Aboard the. The Orion.

[Christy Lee]

When are we going to start talking about the crew that comes back Back from the dark side of the moon? Isn't the crew that went up.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, exactly. They'll look like them, won't they?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. When is that going to be?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. They were. We didn't hear from them for 42 minutes.

[Chick McGee]

What if they all came back and they had different eye color? Wouldn't we. We got to do a few more tests.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They all had British accents for some.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out about all of these things.

[Christy Lee]

I could have.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure, why not? But before we get to that, I want to talk to you about those credit card bills. Yikes. Look at the credit card. Wait a second. I owe them a lot of money. What happens is if you don't pay off the balance, it can start getting bigger and bigger and bigger because they're legally allowed to charge you 20 plus percent interest. So if you've been trying to get out from under that, get your head above water. Here's one thing. If you happen to own your home, it may be worth a lot more than it was just a few years ago. That's kind of what's been going on almost all over the country. And if that's the case, you may want to do a refi and rewrite the whole thing and take some of that cash, pay off the credit card bills. You're not paying that 20% anymore. And the experts in this, well, they happen to be called American Financing, and they sent me some average figures of some of their customers recently. On average, they say American Financing is saving their customers 800 bucks a month. That's nearly, nearly 10,000 bucks a year back in your pocket. And you may have the ability, like I said, to pay off those credit cards. You don't have to worry about paying that high interest. So get the details from the folks that actually know what they're talking about. American Financing, America's home for home loans. You can reach them@American financing.net Please add the/ Bob and Tom if you can. Or you can call them 866-889-2611. That's 866-88926 11. What's the Once again, American financing.net NMLS 182334 NMLSConsumeraccess.org APR for rates in the 5 start at 6.196%. For well qualified borrowers, call 866-889-2611. For details about credit costs and terms, visit American financing.net BobandTom thanks for listening

[Christy Lee]

to the Bob and Tom show this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Catch any part of the show you

[Christy Lee]

missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Pat Godwin]

Foreign.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, there's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Hey. There's Jeff Oskay. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer, sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Hello, Chick McGee. Congratulations once again on your pick.

[Pat Godwin]

Pick.

[Tom Griswold]

You picked Yukon. And the points.

[Christy Lee]

Give me the points. Give me the points, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very effective. Yes, but Michigan the winner. But not in the world of betting. Now, we like to at this time often educate you in the world of history. It's very important

[Christy Lee]

because if you don't remember the past, what.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

[Christy Lee]

Getting the now is getting there is half the journey, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 1770. Who can forget this one? William Wordsworth. The only reason I'm reading this one is because he was a. The poet was born In Cockermouth, England. Huh?

[Christy Lee]

You're a child.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the name. Cockermouth. Of course. He wrote a poem about it. I won't even try to. Never mind. Born in 1915, the great singer Billie Holiday.

[Christy Lee]

So.

[Chick McGee]

So nothing is good.

[Christy Lee]

Nothing between 1770 and 1950. No, not that.

[Chick McGee]

I wanted to share an old clue joke from Clueless. Oh, yeah, like Billie Holiday. I love him.

[Tom Griswold]

Real name, Eleanora Fago.

[Pat Godwin]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Billy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Really? I see why she changed it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Billy Howard, a little more show busy. But Donald Fagan, the great singer for Steely Dan.

[Dan St. Paul]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Fagan, of course, a character in Oliver Twist. Oliver Bob played a killer of Fagan in a production of Oliver in Petoskey, Michigan. Hope you. Hope you saw it.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. A lot of those shows go.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll get the review from the Petoski News

[Christy Lee]

of Broadway.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here we go. A little bit of. A little bit of this. We were talking about this earlier today.

[Christy Lee]

Hope you saw it, because Christy, again with this.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee is wearing her hippie chick shirt.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the sound of the sitar. Sitar has a. A brief appearance in a handful of really good.

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Pat Godwin]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

Classic rock songs.

[Christy Lee]

Nope. Absolutely nope.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, Pat? First appearance. Norwegian wood, probably. Yeah, that's. I mean, that's amazing. It's a great song. Ravi Shankar is the. Once again, the Eric Clapton of the sitar, if you will. Or the pick. Your favorite guitar player. He's also the father of Nora Jones,

[Christy Lee]

believe it or not.

[Tom Griswold]

But he was the main sitar dude. That game came out. It wasn't very popular here. The video game Sitar Hero. Much less. Much less popular.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, you know what? Yeah, we're getting closer. Yeah, I like that very much.

[Tom Griswold]

And every once in a while, if you go on YouTube, you can see the air sitar competitions.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Not quite as fun because they have to sit. What do you call that? What is that? Akimbo? What's that called where you sit like that?

[Christy Lee]

Crisscross applesauce.

[Tom Griswold]

Crisscross applesauce.

[Christy Lee]

Talked about it.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that why they call it the sitar? Because you have to sit?

[Tom Griswold]

Could be.

[Christy Lee]

It weighs like 100 and 200 pounds, right?

[Tom Griswold]

We actually have one at the shack.

[Chick McGee]

Don't ask about the one you play on the toilet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Well, and that's. That's more of a nickname.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, you got to hit that s really clearly. Happy birthday. He's been in the studio with us. Born in 1949, John Oates. As in hall and Oates. Do we have to pick sides in this divorce?

[Christy Lee]

Well. Well, I'm hoping those two kids get back together.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, me too.

[Tom Griswold]

They're so good.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I follow John Oates. I do not follow Daryl hall on Instagram.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Daryl Hall's got that great TV show.

[Christy Lee]

My choice.

[Tom Griswold]

Daryl's house, always wonderful. You know. You know who they are? Josh, you're giving me that look.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I know. I love all of those. Yeah, I wasn't familiar with Daryl's House.

[Tom Griswold]

Live from Daryl. It's a. He has friends come over and they play. He's a great songwriter and he's a incredible singer. He's really good.

[Chick McGee]

YouTube thing or something. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And John Oates is often confused with that guy, Wilford Brimley.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is he a little gray now?

[Tom Griswold]

Got the big stash.

[Pat Godwin]

Look anything like Wilford Brimley?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe it's just me. Okay. Oh, happy birthday. 1954. Jackie Chan. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I love Rumble in the Bronx.

[Christy Lee]

John Oates. That was kind of the problem when he decided to shave his mustache off. I. I don't even want to be somebody different.

[Tom Griswold]

That's really okay. Jackie Chan is. What's the thing with the guy Tucker, Those are funny movies.

[Chick McGee]

They're not. And those movies are rush hour 1, 2 and 3.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Those are tough ones.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a Nerf with our sinise.

[Christy Lee]

Virtually life free.

[Dan St. Paul]

Yeah, a lot of talking like that.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, isn't that good.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sorry, A little bit of that goes.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? We're in the minority, though. Those were wildly popular.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought he was funny.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I don't mind Chris Tucker and some things.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I'm in the. I'm in Mr. Chair.

[Christy Lee]

Speak fanatically. You know,

[Tom Griswold]

that was my. That was him and my landlord, Jackie Chan. No, mister, we Mr. Chan. I'm not kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I. That's fine. We didn't think you were kidding because it's nothing.

[Christy Lee]

Nothing has anything to do with any of this.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, just Mr. Chan when I lived on West 80. Yeah, Mr. Chan. Where did he hate us? Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I can only imagine at

[Christy Lee]

some point somebody's going to take you by the shoulder and sit you down and make you watch your life.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to.

[Christy Lee]

You're going to have to explain. Thinking.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, let's see. Russell Crowe. Do you remember? We talked to him on the phone. You know, he has a band, they were coming through town. It's called something like 30 odd turtles or Odd grunts or something. Grunts? Really?

[Chick McGee]

It is. It is.

[Tom Griswold]

Like 30 grunts or something. Have you seen him lately?

[Christy Lee]

He's big.

[Pat Godwin]

He got big.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he's chubby.

[Tom Griswold]

New movie. Glad I ate it, fella. Big.

[Chick McGee]

Glad I ate it.

[Pat Godwin]

He's done a lot for you know what? Coliseum.

[Christy Lee]

And I know exactly where that came from.

[Tom Griswold]

1805. Lewis and Clark begin their journey to the Pacific Ocean.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, didn't you read a book about them?

[Tom Griswold]

I know. It was one of the greatest Gary

[Christy Lee]

Lewis and Playboys, right? Yeah. Oh, they couldn't wait to get back. They all wanted their tobacco.

[Tom Griswold]

Which up against Gary Lewis in the play Boys. It's great song.

[Christy Lee]

Please stop.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

He saw Twice Live.

[Christy Lee]

And you're. Your. Your contention is Gary Lewis is still alive.

[Tom Griswold]

He's still touring.

[Christy Lee]

He's still touring. Yeah. He's actually singing. Not like Frankie Valley singing. He's singing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's probably, what, 75?

[Chick McGee]

Seen at any rib fest this summer.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, Nothing wrong with those. And if you miss him on stage, he'll be cleaning up afterwards.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, don't you go knocking the rib fest.

[Christy Lee]

I love the rib. Here we go. The only thing that ruins a rib fest is Gary Lewis.

[Pat Godwin]

There we go. Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Let him do it. Stand by for the Killing field joke. We always think that's funny.

[Chick McGee]

That always goes over well.

[Pat Godwin]

What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Number 42 on the list. Rib fest.

[Tom Griswold]

One of my favorite jokes.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I was at the rib fest.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

And they. They had one of those really good pat. One of those really good Beatles cover bands. I mean, they were really excellent. To get to get up close, though, you have to walk through this. This field, and there were thousands of ribs there. I felt like I was in Cambodia after Pol Pot's birthday.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't you feel like this is like, Groundhog Day?

[Tom Griswold]

It is Groundhog Day. This is our life now.

[Christy Lee]

Just.

[Pat Godwin]

God.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, this kills in Cambodia. I don't know why you guys are laughing.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody. Anybody read a book around here?

[Tom Griswold]

The Lewis and Clark book is called Undaunted Courage. It's great.

[Christy Lee]

They killed dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

They ate them.

[Tom Griswold]

But they didn't eat. They didn't eat the Newfoundland. Well, they didn't.

[Pat Godwin]

I believe you.

[Tom Griswold]

That was the.

[Chick McGee]

That was the sex dog

[Pat Godwin]

that kept them the warmest.

[Tom Griswold]

And they never made it to California.

[Christy Lee]

Which one did they? Like a. Like a lab or something?

[Tom Griswold]

Some of the other ones. It's awful, but you do what you got to do. They left St. Louis on the journey, and they. They didn't have, like, ways or anything, so they didn't know they were going necessarily. And they. There were no In N Out burgers. And then they knew they'd gotten there when they saw the Hollywood sign.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, do me a favor and put that up as a review. You know, when they left St. Louis, they didn't have ways.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a great tobacco scene in the book. I'll let you find it yourself.

[Christy Lee]

I've heard this tobacco scene. I feel like I read the book.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, just shows how addictive it is. Lastly, this is for you, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

This is in the form of a question.

[Chick McGee]

Please.

[Tom Griswold]

No one else can participate. Ace, don't blurt it out. 1970, John Wayne wins his first and only Oscar. For what movie?

[Christy Lee]

True Grid.

[Chick McGee]

I. I did. I did know it.

[Pat Godwin]

I knew that. Yeah, yeah, we all knew that.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not Ace. You said Ace, don't worry.

[Tom Griswold]

I said none of you. No, you just said. Okay, let me hear the tape.

[Christy Lee]

Kim Darby.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a. That was the lady.

[Christy Lee]

Glenn Campbell.

[Pat Godwin]

Kim Darby was a lady. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Kim Gam Darby. Not Born a Girl, though.

[Chick McGee]

It was Jim Darby.

[Christy Lee]

Jim Darby.

[Chick McGee]

And the remake was great, too. Jeff Bridges.

[Christy Lee]

It was okay.

[Chick McGee]

He plays rooster. Is that Rooster Cogburn?

[Tom Griswold]

Is it Cog or Cog? It's Cog.

[Christy Lee]

No, if it was Cockburn, it'd be Cockburn.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, like Bruce Coburn, the great guitarist.

[Christy Lee]

Wonder where the Lions Are.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love that tune. If I Had a Rocket Launcher. That's a great, great song. Let's see now.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Charles Bronson style.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Still speaking of rockets.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. We're gonna talk about the rocket when we come back.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, I'm gonna tell you why it's impossible to ever get to Mars. And secondly, what they're eating aboard Orion in this really cool mission.

[Christy Lee]

And how they replaced the original crew on the dark side of Artemis.

[Chick McGee]

Right. What is Orion?

[Pat Godwin]

Artemis is. Is like the mission and then

[Chick McGee]

the actual capsule.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Artemis is a girl.

[Tom Griswold]

It's named. It's named after Artemis Pyle, the drummer for Leonard Skynyrd.

[Chick McGee]

Who knew?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's not. It's. It's named after. It's named after Artemis from the great television show the Wild, Wild West.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, remember the guy?

[Pat Godwin]

Artemis Gordon.

[Tom Griswold]

Artemis Gordon. He rigged up all that stuff he was.

[Pat Godwin]

He was doing.

[Tom Griswold]

Doing it before MacGyver. He's the original MacGyver.

[Christy Lee]

He wasn't doing. Was a TV show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it was real. Coming up, comedian Dan St. Paul will be joining us here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Add to or continue the conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

Check out The Bob and Tom show on Facebook.

[Christy Lee]

Get the link@bob&tom.com this is the Bob and Tom show

[Tom Griswold]

day.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

She's at the news Center. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Hey there. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Chick McGee]

Check.

[Christy Lee]

There's. There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick [e-mail] sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Thank you very much. Last week we had an opportunity to do our show live. We had a great time in Cincinnati, Ohio, celebrating the opening of the baseball season. And while there, we took a famous piece from the comedian Dan St. Paul and took the liberties of butchering it live. We have the author joining us. It's Dan St. Paul on the big screen up there. Hey, Dan. How are you, sir?

[Pat Godwin]

Hey.

[Dan St. Paul]

Hey, everybody. I'm well, thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

Just hearing your voice. I can hear you doing Harry Carrie.

[Dan St. Paul]

Hi, everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Dan St. Paul]

Welcome to Foster City, California.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Dan is a law time San Francisco Giants fan. Are you still a season ticket? Are you a season ticket holder still?

[Dan St. Paul]

No, no, we gave them up. You know, they won three World Series in five years and, and everybody is still in the ballpark every night. It's crazy. And it was great. And then about two years later, they started sucking badly. And I'm sitting in my seat and a guy next to me talking to his girlfriend, he goes, hey, you know, these are great seats. Only cost me nine bucks. I look at my ticket and it said 35. And I said, I think it's time to go watch hockey. Now,

[Tom Griswold]

Dan is a great stand up comedian and a veteran of the world of standup. And like many of the other gents in this book, it's called Comedians Talking Baseball. America's Funniest People Get Serious about the national pastime or not. And essays by you and a bunch of other comedians, including Sean Mori. I want to read a quick passage that perhaps only Chick and I will like. This is from Mike Vance and it's about a guy. I remember this Oscar Gamble.

[Dan St. Paul]

Sure, I remember Oscar Gamble.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember Oscar, Big time Afro hairstyle. That's what it says. Oscar Gamble.

[Christy Lee]

Cleveland Indian.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, Cleveland Indian. I was going to say it said had the best Afro in major league baseball. People will talk about the 1976 card, but for my money, it's his 1975 beauty with the Indians. And he goes on to talk about Oscar and his huge afro. He goes, by the way, I looked it up, Oscar is now pretty much bald. But it was fun while. Fun, fun while it lasted. Yeah, we, we one day did great frozen sports because there certainly was an era. Dan, what is, what do you write about in the book?

[Chick McGee]

Book?

[Dan St. Paul]

Well, they, they, they wanted to do our bit. You know, the Harry Carey, the first. He, Mike said, do you mind if I put it in the book? The book? I said, no, not at all. So I know that's in there. You know, there may be some other stuff, but that's definitely in there. I have not received a copy of the book yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I just got mine, so I haven't read much of it yet, but

[Dan St. Paul]

it's just, just come out. But I'm looking forward to reading it because there's a lot of really funny guys in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now, are you still on the road?

[Dan St. Paul]

I do, I am semi retired, which means I remember half of my act. I, I do about 10 weeks a year on, on a cruise. On cruises and, and enjoy that. And then the rest of the time I'm, I'm just the old guy at the gym. Him who has to sit down to put on his pants.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, you. And you also, you're, you're out there on the Internet. I know. I joined up. You've got a thing going there.

[Dan St. Paul]

I've got a sub stack. Yeah, I've got a sub stack. And it's fun to some. It's called Another Funny Thing about Aging. So whenever anything comes up, I just, you know, I, I write an essay about it. Just like I'm, I'm getting tired. Tired so easy now, you know, as I get older and, and I was at a concert and I went to go to use the bathroom and

[Tom Griswold]

I

[Dan St. Paul]

couldn't see the men's, just the women's in the lobby. And I asked the usher, I said, where's the man? She goes, okay, the man's is way over on the other side of the amphitheater. And I said, oh, well, what if I were to read to reveal to you you that I am gender fluid. And in fact, I know I present as male right now, but tomorrow morning I'll be in a house coat and slippers watching the view, doing my nails. So, yeah, so I could eat ties. I get, I finally, I get to the Men's room. And. And what do you know? I'm standing there and I can't go. You know, I'm just trying. I can't go. I said, screw this. And so I sat down, which is difficult at a men's urinal, but because you got a squat and make sure you don't pee on your shoes, but you got it. And when you're ready, you got to turn around, point and aim. And so, you know, and that's very embarrassing because nobody wants to see your butt while you're peeing in the men's room.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure, sure.

[Dan St. Paul]

I mean, some guys would, but you want to get out of there before they show up.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyway, now how is. How is the rest of your life as a retired guy? Do you. What do you do during the day all the time?

[Dan St. Paul]

Well, I get up around 9:30. I. I do the wordle. And. And probably the spelling bee, too.

[Tom Griswold]

And do you do connect? Do you do connections?

[Dan St. Paul]

I do connections, but only if I have time. Sometimes the spelling bee takes a long time. I have to put it away and get it back, but I have to do those two first.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a curveball today in connections. I'm warning you. Speaking of basement.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is it?

[Dan St. Paul]

Oh, good.

[Chick McGee]

I'll.

[Dan St. Paul]

I'll give it a shot. Yeah, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll see.

[Dan St. Paul]

It's tough. I do that. I'm extra exercise either. I see. I swim usually. So I'll go swimming. Swimming for about a half hour, and then I. Do you know what we do? In fact, tonight we're doing it ever since COVID We were all set. All comics are sitting around on our hands. And so I decided to put together a bunch of guys on Zoom, and we get together once a month and do trivia. And. And so we've been doing that for about. Well, since COVID I mean, it's been years.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, can I. Can I end this conversation with a trivia question for you?

[Dan St. Paul]

Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about Lewis and Clark. Now, this is, of course, the real Lewis and Clark, the explorers. There was a sitcom, because you and I are the same age. There was a sitcom called Good Morning World, and they played DJs. Lewis and Clark. Can you name either of the actors on that show? Wow. It featured Paul Lynde, the great Paul Lynde.

[Dan St. Paul]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Who happens to be here with us? Josh, would you like to Introduce Paul Lind?

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Lind, what is next to the Sistine Chapel? The 15th Chapel.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Dan, do you remember who the actors were?

[Dan St. Paul]

Was Paul Paulin. Was not one of the.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he was not one of the. He was not one of the morning show hosts. It's the reason I went into radio.

[Dan St. Paul]

And this was like. And this was in the 60s.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Very early on.

[Pat Godwin]

7 68.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'll. I'll answer it for you in case it comes up in your trivia competition. Ronnie Shell and Joby and Joby Baker.

[Pat Godwin]

Who the hell are those people?

[Dan St. Paul]

Oh, I know Ronnie Shell. Ronnie Shell is a San Francisco comedian,

[Tom Griswold]

actually, way back, I think. And I think Joby Baker was in, like, every Elvis movie, I think. But there's a little morning radio trivia for you. Well, it's great, Dan. It's always a great pleasure. Thanks for allowing us to butcher the famous first baseball game piece.

[Dan St. Paul]

Oh, I'm glad you guys did. I bet you it was a hoot. I wish I'd seen that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's. It's floating around out there. And I believe one of our Harry Carries was a lady who really killed it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, awesome.

[Dan St. Paul]

I would love to hear that.

[Tom Griswold]

Had no idea who it was. Thanks, Dan. Thanks, Dan. Thanks for getting up early. We appreciate it.

[Pat Godwin]

Goldie Hawn was on that show. Bye, Dan.

[Tom Griswold]

Goldie Hawn was on that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's what it says. She was on at least in one episode. Now there's a picture of her with the cast. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But. Yeah. Paul Lind, Ronnie Shell, Joby Baker and a class. I don't think that was ace. Has that ever showed up on one of those weird stations, Even heard of this?

[Chick McGee]

And their names were Lewis and Clark.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They were a morning radio team.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, the true explorers. Lewis and Clark had issues while they were walking all that time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know why? Moccasins.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Not good for your feet.

[Chick McGee]

Very unsupportive. And what they could have used was a little help in the form.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Of an orange inside. Do you walk?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You do. You're working hard, you're standing a lot. You could benefit from orange insoles because, look, feet get tired, arches collapse, knees complain, heels ache, lower backs tighten up. Most people go, well, I'm getting older. This is just kind of what happens. It doesn't have to. Check out orange insoles. They deliver rigid arch support that don't collapse. By lunchtime, they've got deep heel cups that cradle your heels and absorb shock naturally, helping maintain alignment. And that keeps your feet from fatiguing as quickly. And therefore, you're gonna have less stress on those knees, hips, and lower back because we all know the foot bone is Connected to the shin bone. And the shin bone is connected to the knee bone.

[Dan St. Paul]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

And no, no, Chick. Only three more minutes, okay? These are built for real people. That's you out there working on concrete on hard floors. Maybe you're in a classroom or in a hospital or in a restaurant. If you've ever said my feet are killing me, you probably want to check out orangeinsouls.com.

[Tom Griswold]

you know, there's a hipper way to say that.

[Chick McGee]

A hipper way to say what?

[Tom Griswold]

My feet are killing me. Oh, you reference your dogs.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. If you've ever said my dogs are barking. Boy, oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

When I say that, it means my dogs are barking. But in this case, it means your feet hurt.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Dave Lewis and Larry Clark. Lewis and Clark in the morning.

[Chick McGee]

Gotcha with Paul Lynd.

[Tom Griswold]

A great show coming up. We have more delights. And we're going to find out what they're eating aboard the Orion, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's really kind of. I was surprised how cool this is. You'll be pleasantly surprised. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, there.

[Christy Lee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Chick McGee]

Howdy.

[Christy Lee]

Josh Arnold here.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Chick McGee. And comedians like Dan St. Paul on the Bob and Tom show, brought to you by Lee's famous recipe chicken. Famous for a reason. Leed's famous recipe. Recipe chicken. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. A real quick footnote to our discussion about Good Morning world and the DJs Lewis and Clark. It was Billy DeWolf that was the crazy manager. Remember that guy with a really kooky mustache? That guy, very weird. And Ronnie Shell, by the way, still alive at 94. If you saw Billy DeWolf, he's one of those old. You'd. You'd recognize right away. He's a kind of.

[Pat Godwin]

I recognized him, but I didn't know his name.

[Tom Griswold]

A real Oscar approach. Very Very cool. Now we were talking about food aboard the Orion. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Because of course yesterday it was a beautiful day for the Orion crew as they went to the dark side of the moon. Farther than anyone in humankind has been in space. Which is very exciting while being alive. Why do you always tag it with that?

[Tom Griswold]

Because, you know there's some Russian guy. Oh yeah, you know, past Mars cosmos sickle.

[Christy Lee]

He's way out there, man.

[Pat Godwin]

But this is what the astronauts are dining on. 189 different options as they take their tour around the moon.

[Christy Lee]

Oh come on.

[Pat Godwin]

Some of the most common food items. Vegetable quiche, a nice breakfast sausage, spicy green beans, couscous with nuts, mango salad and granola with blueberries.

[Tom Griswold]

Was this a cheesecake factory?

[Pat Godwin]

But tortillas are among the most popular astronaut foods.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you figure out why?

[Christy Lee]

Taco Tuesday. Because they're flat and in zero gravity. Flat.

[Tom Griswold]

You're close.

[Christy Lee]

You're on to something that stays flat.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not the flatness, it's the easy to fold them envelope like hold the

[Pat Godwin]

food in delivery system. Oh yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's the same reason A burrito, sausage burrito, you can eat it in the car. It stays right there.

[Tom Griswold]

It's why you have hot dogs at the ball game instead of the sombrero full of stuff you're going to spill all over.

[Christy Lee]

Why you don't have a big bowl of soup while you're driving the car.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly right.

[Christy Lee]

Most of the time.

[Pat Godwin]

And when you're in space soup would be impossible to eat.

[Tom Griswold]

Well yeah, you'd be right out of the bowl.

[Chick McGee]

Oh boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well yeah, you're right though.

[Christy Lee]

You may have a big bite floating around your head.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I think I took the part out of this article about other things that were floating around in previous missions. Like what if you spend some time on the NASA website. It's amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

There are five different hot sauces aboard Orion. There are 10 types of beverages including 43 cups of coffee that power the crew. The 43 cups of coffee for the total mission. That wouldn't be enough or is that a daily thing?

[Christy Lee]

Or near enough.

[Tom Griswold]

43 styles or.

[Pat Godwin]

But this is 43.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I thought that was, was surprising.

[Pat Godwin]

I guess just maybe it's just have 43.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they're allowed to have one a day.

[Pat Godwin]

I think on a typical mission day excluding launch and re entry, astronauts have a scheduled time for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Each astronaut is allotted two flavored beverages per day which may include their coffee.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Pat Godwin]

They're due. They, they limit their beverages because you can imagine.

[Chick McGee]

P. Less.

[Christy Lee]

Well.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Less pissed.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they're supposed to.

[Tom Griswold]

One last.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, and here's something surprising.

[Christy Lee]

There's some diet they're on that reduces the amount of their.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

No fresh food on Orion because there's no refrigerator.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I take up too much space.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Either about a tiny dorm. They've kind of got everything. Kind of. One of the frat guys tried to bring in a dorm fridge.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Food aboard Orion is ready to eat. Rehydratable, thermostabilized or irradiated.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's thermostabilized.

[Tom Griswold]

Now if it's. They say it's irradiated. That doesn't mean it's giving off radiation. No, you don't have to walk.

[Chick McGee]

That would be radioactive.

[Pat Godwin]

Radioactive and apparently heated in a compact briefcase style food warmer.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Pat Godwin]

The Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen also has five Canadian food products to remind him of home.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course, space poutine.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, by the way, chick I saw at cvs, they had. I forget exactly. Is it all seasoned?

[Christy Lee]

Nope. All dressed.

[Chick McGee]

All dressed chips.

[Christy Lee]

All dressed. Did you know they lay's potato chips.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't realize they'd become widely available here from Canada.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they are.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, wait, well, slow down. Of these potato chips.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were like. I think these were all dressed ruffles

[Christy Lee]

and they, they, they have a distinctive flavor. They're very good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I did not know.

[Chick McGee]

But I had not seen them at a, you know, CVS like that.

[Christy Lee]

All dressed.

[Pat Godwin]

There are no all dressed chips on board the space shuttle though. Around board Orion we have ketta, salmon bites, shrimp curry.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, you know, with those salmon bites you should. No thanks is what I'd say.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you think that would smell a right.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Strawberry lavender super seed cereal.

[Christy Lee]

You know, one of the astronauts is cooking fish in the microwave.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, even up there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they got their own. Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

Maple cream cookies and maple syrup for the Canadians. So yeah. There you go. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Artemis 2 does sound like the name of a Greek diner.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Where do you want to go tonight, honey? How about Artemis 2? Oh, good.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's not as good as Artemis 1. No, no, there's lost something.

[Tom Griswold]

Better. Better location.

[Pat Godwin]

Sometime restaurants should just stay as they are, not try to expand.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean this food probably is significantly better than it was back in the Scott Hollow days when it was.

[Chick McGee]

Hot sauces are better to cover up the. That's why I was looking up. I wondered if they told you what kind of hot sauce they brought up, cuz. That would be my luck. It would be the one I'm. Oh, you just have Frank's. I. I'm a Tabasco guy.

[Pat Godwin]

They splashed down outside the coast of California on Friday.

[Tom Griswold]

So pretty cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then the goal of course is the in a couple of years to actually land it was it 2020 once again.

[Christy Lee]

Which is real tricky because it's a controlled fall really.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Dan St. Paul]

Because.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's no gravity so they. You can't par. I mean excuse me. There's. Sorry, there's. There's no atmosphere. Right. So you can't parachute in. So it's all controlled by rockets.

[Christy Lee]

It's the same reason restaurants here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. No atmosphere.

[Christy Lee]

There's no atmosphere.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's incredibly cool. The engineering unbelievable that this is happening.

[Pat Godwin]

So we're back in a space race with China now, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

What's cuz we got to put weapons up there.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh my God.

[Chick McGee]

And AI does most.

[Pat Godwin]

We all just.

[Chick McGee]

Those guys don't really have to do much.

[Pat Godwin]

Can't just get along.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is there a way like I figure if there was a way they would have done it by now to beam a logo onto the moon at night for like Adidas or Nike maybe from a satellite that's close enough to the moon. Put it up to. Yeah, they might be surprised if they could do it.

[Tom Griswold]

They would have done it like a bat signal thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know when it's available when it. When the technology exists. The words Elon Musk will appear on the moon in 3D or one of his kids birthdays days. Doesn't have a kid named. Named like Xenon or make the.

[Christy Lee]

The moon his face. It would lend itself to kind of look.

[Chick McGee]

Oh you could. The moon would be the new sphere.

[Christy Lee]

A moon face.

[Pat Godwin]

It could be anything.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it'll change it for us. Yeah. Oh look, it's a pumpkin.

[Christy Lee]

That'd be kind of cool.

[Pat Godwin]

That would be kind of cool.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's the masters this weekend. They made it look like a golf ball.

[Christy Lee]

They were turning the sphere into the moon and it looked like the moon. It was laying in the floor. Really cool.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great.

[Christy Lee]

Great.

[Pat Godwin]

Well if you're traveling to the moon, how about some top travel do's and don'ts?

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not really specific to the moon.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we get to guess them, you think?

[Pat Godwin]

A new poll from Talker Research reveals people's top travel do's and don'ts. First of all, 2,000American travelers.

[Christy Lee]

You're you guessing throws everything off because you're not normal. So that's going to be a problem. But you can guess if you'd like.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I. I've read the list, so it wouldn't be fair for me to guess.

[Christy Lee]

Don't guess that.

[Chick McGee]

Don't forget condoms if you're going to Haiti.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that's. This is more pet peeves.

[Christy Lee]

Don't drink the water.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something? If you're going to Haiti, that'd be kind of low on the list. Really, I think. Maybe don't go number one. Bodyguards.

[Pat Godwin]

These are some of the. The top ten travel pet peeves.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

And most of them are usually on a plane, but if you would like to try to get. Yes, we have 10.

[Chick McGee]

When your passenger puts their feet on the dashboard.

[Christy Lee]

Well, dashboard.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, in the car.

[Pat Godwin]

In the car. Well, this is on a plane, apparently. Letting your child kick the seat in front of them.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's.

[Pat Godwin]

That's terrible.

[Chick McGee]

I like it. It's a little massage.

[Christy Lee]

So is this. Is it going to be. I can't put my seat back.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's see. I don't recommend your seat as far as it can go.

[Christy Lee]

I will push my seat back if my seat's built to be able to push back.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think you're wrong, but I don't do it.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you're wrong.

[Pat Godwin]

And it's kind of.

[Chick McGee]

He's right, though. They let you do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but they shouldn't. There's. That. There should be a thing.

[Christy Lee]

Fix the seat. Weld the seat.

[Tom Griswold]

As much as I don't. As much as I don't believe in democracy, what they should do is they should. The. The. Someone should get on the pa. Okay, we're to take a vote, and there's like a switch in your seat, and you press the button and there's. Okay, 75% say seats back. I'm going to count to 10. When I get to 10, everybody put them back at the same time.

[Christy Lee]

I've had the guy in front of me put a seat back, and I don't find it. Objection.

[Tom Griswold]

Really, to me, it's.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's really great.

[Tom Griswold]

Shoves your laptop into your chest. That tray thing.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

I don't want the ability to delouse the head of the person.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, very good.

[Pat Godwin]

Some of the other pet peeves include ignoring personal space, which kind of goes with what you're saying.

[Chick McGee]

There is no personal space on a plane.

[Pat Godwin]

No talking loudly on the phone.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, how you doing? What's that? Not nothing. Not a damn thing.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not allowed to talk on a phone on a plane.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

And is that happens? But is that real? I've always thought, is that going to affect the navigation?

[Chick McGee]

I think it's to control this.

[Pat Godwin]

And I have heard a phone ring in the air on approach.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. And it wasn't followed by a 10 foot turbulence drop?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You know how you're supposed to put it on airplane. On the plane. And I, the guy next to me last time I flew, like, look, pulled it up, looked at it and went, nah. And I'm like, if we crashed, beating you to death, like. But no one, obviously you don't have to, right? No, it didn't affect anything.

[Tom Griswold]

But I, but is it, I mean it's a nice rule because you don't want the guy sitting next to you talking the whole thing. It's actually for the communication with the other planes and that stuff. Not that you're going to crash.

[Chick McGee]

So it really would interfere. That's what they say.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure if that's true. I'm kind of skeptical. But, but why would they put something that critical in the hands of morons like us? I don't want to have, when I get on an airplane, I don't want to have anything to say about anything.

[Christy Lee]

I remember trying to make a call on a foot. You can't make a call, but you get to a certain.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I was in.

[Chick McGee]

The fact that there used to be phones on planes tells me that this is kind of bs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I, I remember I was on the tarmac, I think it was in Detroit and they were, they were whatever. De icing the plane.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm not kidding. One of the pilots came back. We were any. I, I was in the, in the window seat. What do you think is all that ice off? And I wanted to say I don't want to have anything to do. You are the pro. I am an idiot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not going to even vote in this. You decide.

[Chick McGee]

I was on a plane, they needed to de ice it, but they forgot the de icer and they had to use a credit card. We were there for eight hours.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't you hate that?

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I like CDs. You could take those jewel cases and just clean off your windshield.

[Pat Godwin]

Wider.

[Chick McGee]

When I flew out of Green Bay last year, they de iced half the plane. Like the right side of the plane. And we start backing up and the guy behind me says to the, the flight attendant, hey, are they gonna do the other side? And she goes, yeah, I was wondering about that. And you see her go up front and they pulled the plane back in

[Tom Griswold]

and did the other side again. Yeah, no, thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

Other things when you're traveling, treating employees disrespectfully, including flight attendants, train attendants, hotel staff, etc.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Playing audio without headphones.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't we just have a thing saying that they're not to going to ununited?

[Pat Godwin]

But we never got to that story.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, they're going to actually like fine people.

[Chick McGee]

Or enforce it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're going to enforce it. You can't.

[Christy Lee]

With good.

[Tom Griswold]

With good reason.

[Chick McGee]

Well, can we get that at the grocery store as well? What's the problem with the grocery store when people are just on their phone talk or listening to music? But Jeff, when they're with.

[Tom Griswold]

No other day I was at Target. Not just on the phone. Talking on the phone while checking out.

[Pat Godwin]

That's really disrespectful.

[Tom Griswold]

That happens a lot.

[Pat Godwin]

United Airlines says flight crews will now boot passengers who refuse to use headphones with their devices.

[Christy Lee]

If I can't talk to people while I'm checking out, if I can't talk to them, how am I going to stay in touch with my people? I need to stay in touch with my people.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure what accent that is, but I enjoy this guy very much.

[Pat Godwin]

People don't take your shoes off on public transportation.

[Tom Griswold]

That's another one coming up. The must haves while traveling.

[Christy Lee]

Takes his feet off on the.

[Chick McGee]

He does.

[Christy Lee]

Shoes. I'm sorry? Shoes on the plane.

[Chick McGee]

I do. There's zero foot odor. And no one's the wiser. My feet. No one's looking down there. I was very wise to it, but not from the smell. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, don't listen to what I'm about to say. Do something in your head. Okay. The next time we fly together, the assignment's going to be someone. Someone has to steal Josh's shoes mid flight. How funny. And then when he gets off the

[Christy Lee]

plane and roll the window down.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I can't wait. All right, you can come back now. Josh, welcome back. Take the blindfold off.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The radio blindfold.

[Chick McGee]

You guys were probably discussing about how it's such a good idea to take your shoes off on the plane.

[Dan St. Paul]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We're all gonna do it.

[Christy Lee]

Comfortable?

[Chick McGee]

All right. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Nice. You put your bare feet on the carpet in the plane.

[Chick McGee]

My stockinged feet.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine what's on the floor of a plane?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you know, but vacuum. What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

You can't vacuum out those spirocates. The world is a dirty people have been having.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think's on the armrest?

[Christy Lee]

People are having sex in the floor, in the plane.

[Tom Griswold]

You understand how gravity works. That's where it all lands. I rest my case. Now it's time to. We'll come back with the top 10 must haves while traveling.

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

I disagree with at least three of

[Christy Lee]

these food or comfort items.

[Pat Godwin]

We'll find out.

[Christy Lee]

Drinks, beverage.

[Chick McGee]

He disagrees with every one of them. He said no.

[Tom Griswold]

No. There's a couple of them that are out.

[Christy Lee]

Well, why are we doing them?

[Tom Griswold]

Because we're going to do when we come back.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. We're coming right back with important things to know while traveling. This is serious business. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio Videos. Chrissy Lee at the news desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep, there I am.

[Christy Lee]

Pat Godwin there. Hello, there's Jeff Oskay.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man.

[Christy Lee]

Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there.

[Christy Lee]

Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsols.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a thing for you Josh, if the guy we're talking about traveling.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy in the plane leans his his chair back, right. Just blow lightly in his ear.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Say something. Say something soft and sweet. Gum in his hair.

[Christy Lee]

What if he leans back and go meet you in the bathroom?

[Pat Godwin]

Actually, that's one of the pet peeves we didn't get to falling asleep on a stranger while on a plane. Oh, yeah, I've never done that. Has anybody ever done that to you?

[Chick McGee]

No. And I've never accidentally woken up or, you know, my head's on their shoulder.

[Tom Griswold]

No, thank you. Now we're talking about are we gonna

[Pat Godwin]

top 10 travel must haves.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Must have must haves. If you're going on a trip. Trip snacks. I agree with that.

[Tom Griswold]

Nope.

[Chick McGee]

Combos.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you mean?

[Tom Griswold]

No, just gum to chew. That's it.

[Chick McGee]

Are you talking only flying here?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

What if you're in the car, you got an eight hour drive, you don't have snacks.

[Christy Lee]

Are you saying you have to pack them and take them with you?

[Tom Griswold]

No, you stop.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I stop.

[Tom Griswold]

And yeah, you want to walk around, get your legs, go inside, but you'll

[Chick McGee]

pack like a bag of pretzels or something?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah. Or yeah, so a protein bar too? Or. Yeah, you gotta take something. What if you get in a long layover somewhere?

[Christy Lee]

You know, the next thing you know, you're packing snacks. You're watching Lawrence Welk, you got bowls

[Tom Griswold]

of soup you gotta eat on the interstate.

[Chick McGee]

There was a family next to me. They had like a couple rows, like, you know, obviously a big trip. And they had a gallon bag, Ziploc bag of pistachios, unshelled. And they just kept passing them around and just shelling them straight onto the floor.

[Christy Lee]

No way. No way.

[Chick McGee]

I'm making a bit of it up. Like I got up, I go, you're really gonna leave that? And they didn't speak my language, so they didn't say anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Aha.

[Christy Lee]

There's never the highest compliment.

[Chick McGee]

They're not everybody. Airports. This is very complimentary.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

I did a non description.

[Christy Lee]

It's like airports are 100 pistachios.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the restaurant that leaves all the peanuts on the floor? Texas Roadhouse. Yeah, sort of like that. Except.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, except hey, Texas Air 30,000. Oh, you never leave peanut shells on the floor in a restaurant.

[Christy Lee]

Disgusting.

[Tom Griswold]

The height of insult again. I like that accent because it's. It really can't be pinned down. What a continent itself.

[Pat Godwin]

Other must haves include hand sanitizer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep, got it.

[Pat Godwin]

No yeah, I've got it. I've got hand sanitizer, refillable water bottle.

[Tom Griswold]

Nope.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no. Neck pillow.

[Dan St. Paul]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I like a good neck pillow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I like a neck pillow. I take. I travel with one.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you wear it in the. While you're walking down the.

[Pat Godwin]

Please tell me you don't wear it while you're walking.

[Christy Lee]

I stuff it down my pants.

[Chick McGee]

It goes around the handle, my suitcase handle when I walk.

[Tom Griswold]

You have one. One that it's designed so it's part of the Elvis collection. So it's got the what, the sort of spangled high collar?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it just looks like a high spank.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it looks like.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's a Ted Kennedy high call.

[Dan St. Paul]

Like you.

[Tom Griswold]

You crash your car.

[Christy Lee]

Chapelquiddicky water.

[Pat Godwin]

Tissues. Yes, you gotta have tissues.

[Christy Lee]

Gotta have tissues. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Disinfecting wipes.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. No, no, I want the germs.

[Pat Godwin]

Extra charging cables.

[Tom Griswold]

If you got a good enough phone

[Pat Godwin]

now, you gotta have cables

[Chick McGee]

extra.

[Pat Godwin]

But you have to have a cable to charge it when you get where you're going.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I don't want. I'm not going to carry my pocket for the plane ride.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you carry it in your carry on.

[Christy Lee]

I carry my. Well, I don't make a big thing of it. It's a power grid for the whole thing.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean?

[Christy Lee]

It's solar. I can power myself for a day and a half. That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Portable power bank is on here.

[Christy Lee]

That's it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

A noise canceling headphones. Yes. Copies and photos of any important documents. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Like the new. The new Swank.

[Christy Lee]

Copies and photos of important documents.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. In case you lose your pocket.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a copy of Swank.

[Pat Godwin]

Gentle, stop it.

[Tom Griswold]

Cherry.

[Christy Lee]

It's real important. Have you seen the. Yeah. You would be surprised how much an issue of Cherry comes in handy in a foreign country.

[Pat Godwin]

40% of those surveyed said the worst thing about traveling is other people. Exactly. Dealing with other travelers.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, the human race.

[Pat Godwin]

35% said the physical aches and pains that come with travel make it challenging and exhausting. And I'm looking at you.

[Tom Griswold]

So true. So true.

[Christy Lee]

What about the aches and pains of day to day life?

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to see a yellow circle around the baggage claim thing. And you're not allowed to step.

[Christy Lee]

This really bothers you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it always has. Because you got the whole family there standing.

[Christy Lee]

They're all excited to get their bags

[Pat Godwin]

and get on with their vacation.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. But have everybody stand back there and then you have a designated person to go out and get Your bag?

[Christy Lee]

No, you wouldn't do that.

[Chick McGee]

I was just going to say, is there any chance that the Griswold family.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Does what he is saying?

[Christy Lee]

19 of them.

[Tom Griswold]

If you have. If you have the VIP card, you don't have to stand behind the yellow line.

[Chick McGee]

I know. Your sons wrote on that thing. You didn't, of course. There's no way you get them corralled.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's okay. So anyway, someone took it. Willie was up on riding one of the suitcases and someone got upset.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine? Yelling at him.

[Tom Griswold]

I did take the wrong suitcase once.

[Pat Godwin]

How far did you get?

[Christy Lee]

You mean like an empty one?

[Tom Griswold]

I got to the doors of the thing and I took another look and went, wait a minute. Now I have.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you tie the yarn around it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I have. I found this place that can make luggage tags out of pictures.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah? So you put your own face on it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I did. I've got, like, pictures of the kids skiing.

[Christy Lee]

You hear what he just said? I found this place.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Go online.

[Tom Griswold]

It's great.

[Christy Lee]

That can make pictures on luggage tag.

[Tom Griswold]

I could take a picture of Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you guys like me to send you my. I. Wait a minute.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you gonna make us luggage tags next year for Christmas with your.

[Tom Griswold]

Like these for luggage tags or the.

[Chick McGee]

Or the.

[Tom Griswold]

Or the cowboy?

[Christy Lee]

People have been doing this for, I don't know, I don't know, 25 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know, but I. The point is, I just discovered it. A. And B is that way when you grab. You're not going to grab the wrong bag. There's. There's Tom's face. That's mine.

[Pat Godwin]

There's no way that your family's putting their pictures on their luggage.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's on mine. I don't care about their luggage. I want to make sure my stuff gets there. I don't want to go to ski trip and have no long underwear because

[Christy Lee]

I got the long bag.

[Tom Griswold]

You're welcome. Well, thank you so much for joining us.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

You can reach us. Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom.com full of snow. We'd love to. We'd love to hear from you.

[Christy Lee]

Lost in an avalanche. The dogs can't even find it. That would be so cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Found by Cadaver Talks. On that note, thank you so much to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

And see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

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