The BOB & TOM Show - April 8, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show - April 8, 2026

Episode Summary

Theme/Overview:
This episode of The BOB & TOM Show bounced energetically between classic morning radio comedy, playful banter, revealing personal stories, listener letters, absurd world records, and visits from comedians Maggie Hughes DePaulo and Ali Breen. Listeners were treated to running gags, spirited debates about food, childhood, sports, and even tangents about science and the weirdest news of the day. The usual cast—Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby—kept the vibe loose, irreverent, and chaotic. The show’s tone was self-deprecating, quick-witted, and played heavily with the fine line between sincerity and satire.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Comedy Sketch: "P. Diddy & Tom Griswold" (00:46–03:37)

• Segment: Skit parodying a movie pairing Tom Griswold with P. Diddy and featuring an awkward, faux-rap-off.
• Memorable Quotes:
  • “[Christy Lee rapping]: I pay an ethnic gentleman to cut my grass.” (02:56)
  • "[Pat Godwin]: We both hung like donkeys." (03:06)
• Insight: Classic Bob & Tom parody—cringe and race jokes traded with deliberate cluelessness.

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2. Bob & Tom Crew Banter: Starting the Day (03:52–08:54)

• Recurring riff on showing up for work late, TV news desks, on-air personalities, and gum preferences.
• Christy shares a story about picking up truffle fries for her daughter and being clocked for her watermelon gum:
  • Christy Lee: “My doctor had...well, there it is.” (05:55)
  • Extended waffle fries vs. truffle fries debate; radiative cooling of fries as a pseudo-scientific topic.

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3. Generational TV & Irrational Hatreds (11:21–15:56)

• Topic: Nostalgia for old TV westerns ("Gunsmoke," "Emergency"), odd hatred for "Gunsmoke," and joking about TV habits of the elderly.
• Memorable Quote:
  • “This could be a new part of our show. And now...Jokes for no one.” (14:54, Christy Lee)

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4. School Lunches, Childhood, and Class Divide (50:34–53:44)

• Discussion: Sack lunches, "Fluffernutter" sandwiches, chocolate milk, and the humiliation of free lunch programs.
• Notable: Josh Arnold candidly describes being bullied for a free lunch card.
• Quote:
  • “They didn’t make it discreet at all. ...man, just get ripped into.” (52:33, Josh Arnold)
  • “I think if you get bullied when you’re a kid, sure.” (52:51, Christy Lee)

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5. Names in Sports: The “Rusty Kuntz” Segment (22:32–25:59)

• Topic: Unusually funny or awkward athlete names: Rusty Kuntz, Johnny Dickshot, Stubby Clap, Lucius Pusey, Ron Tugnut, Steve Ho You Fat, Kevin Shattenkirk (“Shat Deuces”).
• Running gag: Imagining porn star names, a red-headed stripper named Rusty, weather-themed names.

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6. Listener Letters - Quirky Audience Interactions (27:06–30:46)

• Topics included:
  • Flasher parking—leaving hazards on for long Walmart runs; “My record is 47 minutes being flasher parked.” (27:43 Chick)
  • The St. Lawrence River’s “thousands of burning pumpkins mixed with cow manure” aroma (28:25)

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7. Bodily Functions & Aging

• Segment: Extended, hilarious, and relatable talk about farts, loss of control as you age, and "waffle fry of bodily fluids" analogy.
• Memorable Line:
  • “I have no say over my anus.” (30:01, Chick)
  • “Mine has. My father's got more...higher pitch.” (29:37, Josh Arnold)

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8. Squirrels, Geese, and Roadkill Policy (30:16–31:33)

• Chick’s philosophy: Never swerve for geese; will evade raccoons.
• “The only thing, I will do somewhat evasive driving with a raccoon because I think they're kind of cute.” (31:33, Chick)

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9. Absurd World Records & Sporting News

• Record: Completing a half marathon while wearing 55 t-shirts (!)
• “The challenge was more than a stunt. It symbolized her personal fitness journey.” (78:14, Christy Lee)
• Discussing the Masters golf dinner menu (bacon-wrapped dates, elk sliders, wagyu, sticky toffee pudding).
• Extended joking about eating, sharing food, epic stadium sandwiches.

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10. Science & Tech Oddities

• NASA Nutella moment: Astronauts have a jar of Nutella float by during a press conference (61:30–62:23).
• “I was just so surprised that it was in the original pack. I just assumed everything on the space on a spaceship like this would be in, you know, some kind of government issue ten thousand dollar jar...” (61:31, Christy Lee)
• Discussion about bodily functions in zero-G, flavored beverages for astronauts, etc.

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11. Comedian Guest: Maggie Hughes DePaulo (101:58–113:44)

• Background: Irish Catholic, married an Italian; four kids (eldest: 6’8”, size 17 shoe!).
• On names: Not hyphenated, just kept both surnames as a backup plan.
• Notable Class Bits:
  • Daughter’s Catholic school revelation: “First day...she told her teachers that my mom wears lipstick and does shows for adults. ...That’s where they think I work at Polecats.” (107:06)
  • Extended family will/trust/godparent jokes: “They could take the younger ones if anything happens.” (104:41)

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12. Comedy Interview & Religion

• Catholic Mass as aerobics:
  • “He’s like an aerobics instructor when you don’t have a clue. ...Stand up, kneel down, ...oh it’s rough on the haps... knees are joints sore...” (109:55+ Pat Godwin's reggae mass song)
• “My husband said, this is all just about writing checks, Maggie.” (109:00)

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13. Sexy Time with Ali Breen (140:02+)

• From London, Ali Breen talks European comedy, skiing St. Moritz, and adjusting her act for a British crowd.
• “It’ll be a trial by fire…” (141:28, Ali on doing standup in London)
• Advice letters:
  • Husband calls wife by female coworker’s name in bed; panel debates if that is innocent or tells a bigger story.
  • Dealing with partner’s snack-eating relatives; boundaries and communication.
  • Nipple clamp S&M concerns; “Is this the beginning of the full S&M relationship?”
  • Paying grandparents to babysit—awkwardness, family dynamics.
  • Boyfriend not as chivalrous as friend’s boyfriend—envy and relationship expectations.

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14. Weird News Roundups

• Smuggling ants: A Chinese national nabbed in Kenya with over 2,200 ants, “ant aficionados spend a lot of money for ant ants.” (164:18)
• Gambling in ancient North America (159:06): “Earliest known dice... hunter gatherers on the western plains more than 12,000 years ago...”
• Man arrested for driving in reverse down a Florida highway—views dashcam video and mocks
• Woman saves her dog from an alligator—leads to Pat Godwin “Alligator” song (89:47)
• Roman bone penis—archaeological find: “That looks like a turnip...” (94:53, Chick McGee)

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Notable Quotes & Funny Moments (with Timestamps)

Quotes Are Speaker: [Timestamp]

• “We both hung like donkeys.” – Pat Godwin (03:06)
• “I have no say over my anus.” – Chick McGee (30:01)
• “Yeah, I can't. I have no say. I have no say over my anus.” – Chick, on aging (30:01)
• “If you ever want to make a fat man happy, just bring him a box full of t-shirts.” – Running show joke (interpreted from t-shirt record)
• “You’re in the box. You’re in the clubhouse.” – Justifying eating a 3lb ballpark sandwich (71:48, Josh/Christy/Chick)
• “He was in Barbados. ...His sister Pell... Pell Grant.” – Pell Grant joke (39:02, Tom & Josh)
• “Jokes for no one.” – Christy Lee & Chick McGee (14:55+)
• “Stand up! Kneel down! ...He’s like an aerobics instructor...” – Pat Godwin, on Catholic mass (109:55)
• “I've never met a radio genius who has no idea how radio should work.” – Chick to Christy (49:06)
• “I'm not that high maintenance.” – Maggie Hughes DePaulo, on her non-hyphenated last name (102:07)
• “If you ever have to name a child after an airport code... don't land at CLT or PNS.” – Christy Lee (130:09)

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Important Timestamps & Segments

• 00:46–03:37: "P. Diddy & Tom Griswold" movie bit / faux rap battle
• 22:32–25:59: Comedy gold—hilarious sports names segment
• 30:00–34:00: Aging and bodily control—fart talk
• 50:34–53:44: School lunches, childhood, socioeconomic riffing
• 61:30–62:23: NASA’s Nutella in space story
• 101:58–113:44: Maggie Hughes DePaulo interview (name, family, Catholic upbringing)
• 109:55–110:43: Pat Godwin’s “Reggae Mass” song
• 140:02+: Ali Breen joins for Sexy Time (from London)

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Show Strengths & Overall Tone

• Free-wheeling, fast-paced, irreverent—moving from raunchy jokes to insightful banter to “jokes for no one”
• Willingly “deranged” (as Christy quips) and self-referential; the show lovingly mocks itself as much as any target
• Frequent callbacks to earlier gags, running bits on bodily functions, sports, and Catholicism
• Listeners become participants via emails and letters, making the wide spectrum of humanity part of the humor

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Guest Plug & Upcoming Appearances

Maggie Hughes DePaulo

• April 13–14: Zanies, Nashville, TN
• April 29: Milwaukee Improv
• Also forthcoming at Indy Helium Comedy Club

Ali Breen

• Standup in London at Camden, April 9

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Conclusion

This episode ran the full Bob & Tom spectrum: parody sketches, off-color workplace comedy, nostalgia, real-world observations, and plenty of all-out laughter—a listenable blend of topical riffs, old-time radio chaos, and modern podcast candor. Whether you tuned in for sports, pop culture, or the unique sound of Chick's existential fart jokes, the crew once again delivered their signature brand.

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[End of Summary]

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Ali Breen]

how easy it is to forget to cancel things.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Ali Breen]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Membership with connected payment account required. See experian.com for details.

[Ali Breen]

Experian.

[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show. Now Bob and Tom Motion Pictures presents a new psychological thriller. What happens when two people from very different worlds meet? Will they even understand each other? The Bob and Tom Show's very own Tom Griswold plays himself.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, everybody.

[Chick McGee]

Opposite hip hop legend P. Diddy Combs.

[Pat Godwin]

Man, what's happening?

[Chick McGee]

It's the mega blockbuster that says, look out, Tom Cruise. Cause Tom Griswold is vanilla.

[Christy Lee]

God.

[Pat Godwin]

Yo, what is hot word.

[Chick McGee]

Some guys know.

[Pat Godwin]

Come on.

[Chick McGee]

Some do not. Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

I'm lost.

[Chick McGee]

My man. It's P. Diddy and Tom Griswold together for the first time.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy and greetings. I just want to say that it's a real honor to work with you, Sean. Yo, right on, G. Seriously, Sean, I am a big fan.

[Pat Godwin]

Shawn, you see any crusty ass white bitch named Connery around here, white boy? Cause that's the only Sean I know.

[Christy Lee]

I catch the drift of your correction, bro. Actually, I believe Sean Connery's Scottish. You can tell from his rolling R's and his tendency to break words down by syllables. But be that as it may, I'm hip to where you're coming from, blood. And I'd be delighted to refer to you by your famous gangsta moniker, Puff Daddy.

[Pat Godwin]

Puff Daddy?

[Josh Arnold]

What year do you think this is, fool?

[Pat Godwin]

What the, man? What I'm saying is the name Puff Daddy done went stale, man. Man, I got to be fresh, G. Now you see what I'm saying? Now I'm banging with P. Diddy.

[Christy Lee]

All right, right on, Mr. Diddy. I'm right there with you, homely vanilla guy.

[Chick McGee]

When it's all over, they know each other better than they know themselves, man.

[Pat Godwin]

Can we bust a rap?

[Christy Lee]

Well, okie dokie. That'd be quite an honor. Right back at you, Mr. Diddy.

[Pat Godwin]

A party all night and I sleep

[Christy Lee]

all day I have a golden Retriever and a 401k

[Pat Godwin]

don't with me. I Bust a cap in your ass.

[Christy Lee]

I pay an ethnic gentleman to cut my grass.

[Chick McGee]

You're one of the players.

[Pat Godwin]

You wanted the honkies.

[Christy Lee]

We have one thing in common.

[Pat Godwin]

We both hung like donkeys.

[Ali Breen]

Vanilla.

[Chick McGee]

My Manila.

[Pat Godwin]

That vanilla guy, he's a bad mother.

[Josh Arnold]

Not your mouth.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, what was that?

[Christy Lee]

Shut your mouth.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I thought.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that vanilla guy, he's a bad mother. Shut your mouth. I'll do my own response.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Honky, honky, honky, honking. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee over there at the news

[Christy Lee]

desk just walked in.

[Chick McGee]

Yikes.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, you never see that on TV news. Yeah, the camera opens up and there's this empty desk. You walk in. No, it's fine.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like a criticism.

[Christy Lee]

No, not at all.

[Chick McGee]

You want to be here on time from now on?

[Tom Griswold]

Geez, I will.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, you're missing the point.

[Chick McGee]

No, I think it's great.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, she's been working till just this minute.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

There's.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

That's been working since 4am when he got here. I do we have a song today.

[Chick McGee]

Pat.

[Christy Lee]

Three.

[Pat Godwin]

I got three.

[Tom Griswold]

Three.

[Christy Lee]

This is unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

You okay?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm happy.

[Chick McGee]

Happy. Christy, really? All right.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm working too hard.

[Christy Lee]

You lowered. You lowered the semen tank down.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Josh. How are you? Good, how are you? I'm all right. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello. That's a handsome polo.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice shirt.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. I thought it shocked the free world. And a little pony there.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a Ralph Lauren.

[Christy Lee]

A polo shirt is the cut.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

That's a.

[Chick McGee]

That can make that argument. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's an oxford cloth by Polo.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Wear that.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, you don't wear button up shirts.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, no, no. Of course. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Not a logo guy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a nice shirt, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's all. That's all. That's all you wanted to tell me?

[Christy Lee]

On a scale, a scale of 1 to 10, Ace, what would you say this intro was? 10 being the best.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we start over?

[Chick McGee]

We could. Well, we got to cut into the beginning of the song.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there we go. I thought it was a good intro. Got a lot done.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

How are you?

[Christy Lee]

Did you mention that. Did you mention that Josh is over there at the OrangeInsouls. Yeah.com site?

[Chick McGee]

And I said, christy yip stripes. Christie's got him. There you go.

[Christy Lee]

I like that. I like that vest.

[Chick McGee]

Stripe gum. Yeah, I think I Had one.

[Christy Lee]

Lost it. Lost its flavor immediately.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I had one piece, and that was about it for the rest of my life.

[Josh Arnold]

Careful. Yeah, same.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do you chew gum now?

[Chick McGee]

I do not. I am. I'm a mint guy. I'm a pastel guy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I have had to become a big gum guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I've heard it's good for your brain.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here it comes. The doctor recommended. Here it comes.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, it's true. My doctor had.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there it is.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know, but watermelon.

[Chick McGee]

Never tell anybody. You go, hey, would you like some gum? Because I have some extra.

[Christy Lee]

The other day, I was picking up.

[Chick McGee]

Tell me everything.

[Christy Lee]

God, what are they called?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Weird French fries.

[Chick McGee]

Children.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, weird French fries.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

My. One of my daughters likes truffle fries, and there's a place I like to go.

[Chick McGee]

Are you saying truffle fries or waffle fries?

[Christy Lee]

Truffle fries.

[Tom Griswold]

So she can't just have McDonald's french fries.

[Christy Lee]

I don't like. I don't like waffle fries because I

[Chick McGee]

would like some truffle fly fries, please.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Can you make that happen?

[Christy Lee]

Josh, we've talked about this before. The. The waffle fries, radiator, it. It's like broccoli. It loses temperature too quickly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I still like them.

[Chick McGee]

Too much surface area, and I still like it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what about the truffle waffle?

[Christy Lee]

They'd probably be delightful.

[Chick McGee]

I bet. So.

[Christy Lee]

But this place I like to go to, they. They have truffle fries. So I drove down there, and I was. I went to the. The play. The seating. Whatever you call it. Desk. And I said, ladies. Yes, that thing. I said, I'm here to. I'm here to pick up these truffle fries I ordered on the phone. And she goes, oh, are you chewing watermelon gum?

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

She could smell it.

[Chick McGee]

How long did it take you to go pick up truffle fries for your daughter? Like an hour?

[Christy Lee]

Well, it would have been.

[Chick McGee]

Just answer the question.

[Christy Lee]

10 minutes, but they put this stupid bus line in that added 50 red lights. Well, the good thing is, they could have bought a Cadillac for every person that's ever ridden on that bus line and stuff. That's your percent in any event. Yeah, it took me about 25 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Were they still hot when you got them?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't care for them.

[Chick McGee]

And then she ate one because I don't like them, Daddy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no. She ate them all. Then her mom came home and said, what you would you. What'd you make heart for dinner? Truffle fries. That didn't go over too well, in any event. Yeah, I like the way to live, boy. Watermelon gum. So we're here. Everybody's here. No, what I was referring to.

[Chick McGee]

We're here, we're queer. Deal with it.

[Christy Lee]

When Christy walked in, I think it'd be fun to see a new show that starts with an empty desk and everybody rushing in and sitting down.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever watched, like, a morning news show? I do every morning. And they're the. The non stop. Everything's happy and wonderful and. Hey, how are you? Oh, I'm great. How are you? We had some pretty great weather out there yesterday. Oh, yeah? Got a couple glimpses of the old man's son. But

[Christy Lee]

those shows, I think a lot of very elderly people watch those, and I think of those people as their kids.

[Josh Arnold]

You think when the cameras turn off, I mean, it is just hate and anger when the mics turn off here?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not. It stays relatively the same, right?

[Chick McGee]

Pretty much.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't go from, like, crazy happy to crazy mad.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

It goes from sort of disgruntled to disgruntled.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Kind of stays in that sweet spot.

[Christy Lee]

Or it goes from dick jokes to good recipes for.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a show called the Morning show that has Reese Witherspoon in it and Jennifer Aniston, and they kind of talk about this.

[Christy Lee]

So that's supposed to be a knockoff of Good morning Morning America Today show

[Tom Griswold]

about how the happy talk isn't always happy when the cameras go off.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, Yeah, I passed on that. Let's see now. Coming up, we have a comedian, Maggie Hughes DePaulo and comedian Ally Breen. Is Allie back from her. Are we sure?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe she's calling from San Moritz. Wouldn't that be.

[Christy Lee]

Are we sure we're getting her? Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she went to San Moritz. Isn't that beautiful?

[Christy Lee]

I.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever been to San Maritz?

[Christy Lee]

You think about going?

[Chick McGee]

You should go.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, I. I like skiing in United States of America.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Even though there's no snow.

[Christy Lee]

Well, this year was a rough year. By the way, I did get a nice letter from Alaska where they did have some really good skiing this winter. So good.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now it's bikini skiing. Did you see that yesterday?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of bikinis out there on the slopes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Worst sunburn I ever got in my life was skiing. And

[Chick McGee]

you know why? Because the. The air stand up there. There's no atmosphere.

[Christy Lee]

It's like Skiing with a mirror around your face. I got roasted.

[Chick McGee]

Can we get an AI depiction of Tom skiing in a bikini? I guarantee that would be all right.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up. Should we want to put on your quiz hat early?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, why not?

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Ask me anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this is so gooey.

[Christy Lee]

This is going to be quiz hat. Would you. What'd you think I said?

[Chick McGee]

You ever examine.

[Josh Arnold]

I accidentally put on my jizz hat.

[Chick McGee]

You ever get a little on your hand and go, what the hell is that? Oh, that's interesting. And then rub it in your hand like a piece of glue?

[Christy Lee]

I'm not.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't. What I have noticed though, is how cold it gets. So quickly.

[Chick McGee]

Quickly.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, like.

[Christy Lee]

So if you're coming back to the waffle fries.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the waffle fry of bodily fluids.

[Chick McGee]

It's like bodily. Yeah, immediately. As soon as it hits the air, it's 25 degrees.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I have no idea what you're talking about. Okay, this is Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I'm going to play this for you and then you need to identify it. Everybody else be quiet. That includes.

[Chick McGee]

It's not a quiz. Then it's a question for Christie.

[Christy Lee]

This is phase one.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

This is a two parter.

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I.

[Josh Arnold]

So the rest of us have to shut up.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, shut it up.

[Christy Lee]

Here we go. Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

What's for breakfast? Cookie.

[Christy Lee]

You know what that is?

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea.

[Chick McGee]

Beans.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You want to give me a genre Western? Yeah, yeah, that. Yeah, that is. That is western music. That is the. The theme from Gunsmoke, which is a show I hated as a kid. And there's what? I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office a couple weeks ago and there's a channel that plays this, I guess. Is it all day?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, my mother in law used to watch it every single day.

[Chick McGee]

Favorite show now, the number one network for people who don't have WI FI or any sort of antenna, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly right.

[Christy Lee]

Must be. Must be cheap so they leave it on.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Cheap, cheap, cheap.

[Christy Lee]

Fixed income.

[Tom Griswold]

You think at your doctor they'd have Apple tv?

[Chick McGee]

You think of your doctor there.

[Christy Lee]

My doctor I'm supposed to attend. It should have live entertainment.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, back from the dead. It's Frank Sinatra here.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, guys, you've had an appointment at 10:30. Seinfeld was doing a quick 60. Yeah, okay, now I'm playing that for a reason.

[Chick McGee]

Reason. Okay, I can't wait.

[Christy Lee]

We have a letter from Jim.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, Jim.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I'm gonna read the letter on you to Tell me what the connection is.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

This is for Christie only.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. This is from Jim. Long time listener, big time fan. Last night, an old TV show was on called Emergency.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Starter solution to D5W.

[Christy Lee]

There was a scene treating a babysitter in the background. They had Pong on the tv.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I do remember.

[Christy Lee]

He says, good times. Have a great day. Jim in Festus, Missouri. Now, what is the connection?

[Tom Griswold]

Guy on Gunsmoke named Festus.

[Christy Lee]

Very good.

[Chick McGee]

But the original guy was named Chester.

[Christy Lee]

Dennis Weaver.

[Chick McGee]

Was he the original? Yeah, I think. Yeah, I think you're right. Ken. Somebody was.

[Christy Lee]

Curtis.

[Chick McGee]

I think you're right. Ken Curtis.

[Christy Lee]

No, they replaced.

[Chick McGee]

They replaced the actor.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's what I mean.

[Christy Lee]

Dennis Weaver. What was his.

[Chick McGee]

He was Chester.

[Christy Lee]

And didn't he limp or something?

[Chick McGee]

I think he did. I know he had Fest. I did Festus limp as well.

[Christy Lee]

I just found him incredibly irritating.

[Chick McGee]

The whole thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I mean, unreason. I'm. I have hatred for things. That's completely unreasonable.

[Chick McGee]

You know, the hotel. And the lady ran the hotel. She was a right. You guys know. Right on guns.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Kitty.

[Josh Arnold]

Very understated, though, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. Every now and then, they'd have an episode where she recognized a guy, you know. What's that all about?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think they even hinted.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

That she did anything but dress nice and had great teeth.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you. They just. You just knew, you.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't put that together.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you were an innocent boy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Did you catch the episode of Doc where he accidentally slipped and said he can't wait for the ultrasound? He got his eye lines wrong, and

[Christy Lee]

I missed that.

[Josh Arnold]

My brother lives near Festus, Missouri. My aunt. Uncle used to live there. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder if that's where they got the name for the character.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Big town, medium town.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's gotten bigger. When I was a kid, it was Small Factory.

[Christy Lee]

Did you ever see the. The Western version of the Addams Family with Uncle Festus?

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that's a joke for no one.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

Talk about narrow casting. Jackie Coogan's long lost cousin twice removed didn't get that. Or whoever.

[Christy Lee]

That guy, bald guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Uncle Fester.

[Chick McGee]

Jackie Cooper.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. But he wanted to play you wanted to say.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but I think this could

[Christy Lee]

be a new part of our show. And now.

[Chick McGee]

Jokes for no One.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome to Jokes for no One.

[Chick McGee]

We don't have to start it. You just go ahead. Keep being you. We'll do it right.

[Ali Breen]

This is.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a New part of the show. This is what the show is.

[Christy Lee]

But, I mean, this is our life now. In my current state of wisdom, I. I now realize I have completely irrational hatred of certain things. And one of them is that show.

[Josh Arnold]

We all kind of do, right?

[Christy Lee]

I hated that show.

[Chick McGee]

Gunsmo. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Hate it.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

I never watched an episode.

[Josh Arnold]

Longest running drama. Drama for years.

[Christy Lee]

I know. Maybe that's why I hated it, because I don't believe in democracy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You're bored.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God. Oh, my father would never watch crap.

[Chick McGee]

Really. Just turn PBS on and let it take care of.

[Josh Arnold]

What? Dad didn't like Western, right?

[Christy Lee]

My father? No, he was.

[Josh Arnold]

My appreciation of Westerns continues to go up.

[Chick McGee]

Did your dad have an eye for color or anything?

[Christy Lee]

You know, and he was colorblind.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he was.

[Christy Lee]

Really. Famously.

[Chick McGee]

You have a certain flair for wearing clothes or anything like that?

[Christy Lee]

No, not at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he watch any television?

[Christy Lee]

Very little.

[Josh Arnold]

Ascot.

[Christy Lee]

He'd watch baseball games, football games. Mostly baseball.

[Chick McGee]

Men.

[Christy Lee]

In Taipan, he watched two baseball games at the same time. He had a TV on top of his tv.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy Scout leader.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he never watched a drama at night with your mom. They sat on the couch.

[Chick McGee]

Come on in here, hon. Gun smoke's on again.

[Christy Lee]

My father was disabled. You know this one lady we would go to occasionally? We'd go. We'd have Men's Night and we'd go to a movie. I remember seeing with him the Wreck of the Merry Deer.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Chick McGee]

You would go to a movie with your dad?

[Christy Lee]

I love that.

[Chick McGee]

And he called it Man's Night.

[Christy Lee]

It may be once a summer, like

[Chick McGee]

you and your brothers.

[Christy Lee]

The Lyric Theater in downtown Harbor Springs. We saw Butch Cassidy and the Sundance.

[Chick McGee]

Was it just you or you and the brother?

[Christy Lee]

Me and my dad and my brother. We saw Run Silent, Run Deep.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a great movie.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, a lot of sweating.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the first one you mentioned? The Wreck.

[Christy Lee]

The Wreck of the Mary Deer. I haven't. I don't know. I remember the time.

[Pat Godwin]

I kind of.

[Chick McGee]

It kind of gives away the ending

[Christy Lee]

that I'd have to check. That might not even be the exact title.

[Pat Godwin]

I just.

[Christy Lee]

For some reason that stuck in my mind.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing runs like a Mary Deer.

[Christy Lee]

I'll tell you that now. Yeah. Yeah. Men's Night. He wasn't a big TV guy, okay? And I understand Gunsmoke may be loved by millions. I never sat through an entire.

[Chick McGee]

Did you have the TV centerpiece of the living room or was it like a credenza hidden away or whatever?

[Christy Lee]

There was one in the living Room.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

With a TV on top of it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Like a little Sony on top of the Magnavox.

[Chick McGee]

Like two tv.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he. I'm. He always did that.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Have to have two ball games on.

[Chick McGee]

Did you have to look?

[Christy Lee]

He would have loved living in the era of cable. He would have.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Quadra box or whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Did you have to lift it up there for him? Probably. And plug it in.

[Christy Lee]

Excuse me. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Because it'd be kind of hard to roll over there and hold the TV in your lap.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that'd be funny. We got to just continue to make fun of the disabled.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not making fun. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Nothing funny there.

[Chick McGee]

The logistics of a handicapped man putting a TV on top of the other tv.

[Christy Lee]

Any jokes about throwing them down the stairs?

[Josh Arnold]

Anything?

[Tom Griswold]

Now, now, let's move on.

[Chick McGee]

I never asked how I do them all at once. I heard. I heard polio, evidently. You throw him down the stairs.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have more jokes just. Just for no one. Right now, I want to talk about going out and getting the mail. One of my pet peeves. People who walk out to their mailbox, standing in the street, going through the mail, and it's a busy street. You're gonna die. Grab, grab. Grab your mail and walk back towards your house.

[Chick McGee]

Make it a great day.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the Parts of service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Got the guitar over there ready to go. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. Did not want to get up this morning@the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. The only thing kept me going was seeing all your fine faces. You know, I'm so glad you came in. It really got. Got me up and got me. I can't do it.

[Christy Lee]

No. No more happy talk.

[Chick McGee]

I can't do it. I hate it. Hi, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe this will wake you up.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yesterday you had a list of unusual names in sports.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I did.

[Christy Lee]

You covered a bunch of them.

[Chick McGee]

Them rusty coons.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Spelled awkwardly. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. K, U, N, T, Z.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Christy Lee]

That'd be a. I'm surprised that isn't the name of a lady porn star with red hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Of a certain age.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I want to say there was. When I was a kid, one of the first naked ladies was a red haired lady named Rusty, I think. Rusty.

[Josh Arnold]

You are exactly right.

[Chick McGee]

Who am I thinking of? Like Rusty Titsworth?

[Josh Arnold]

It's something like. Boy, I'm. This isn't right, but I want to say storm or typhoon or. There is. There was a very famous redheaded stripper

[Tom Griswold]

burlesque lady, maybe, or.

[Christy Lee]

How old do you think I am, Rusty? Typhoon or something.

[Pat Godwin]

Rusty.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to say storm.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There's something about weather in there somewhere.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Rusty. Rusty. Is it pronounced Kuntz?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

He was Kansas City Royal.

[Chick McGee]

I believe so.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. There was a Johnny Dick shot. Pittsburgh Pirate.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Stubby clap, I believe. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. Cardinal.

[Christy Lee]

Cardinal. Stubby clap. Chubby Cox, Baltimore Bullet. Did you have this one, Kyle Sack writer.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think I did, but I. That sounds familiar.

[Christy Lee]

I think maybe college Tempest.

[Josh Arnold]

Storm. That's where I got typhoon from. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And you. You did have a luscious pusey, right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Is that lush?

[Chick McGee]

It's Lucius, probably. Lucius.

[Christy Lee]

Lucius Pusey.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

So they're both long use.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they. Sure, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Otherwise it would be luscious. Okay. Ron Tugnut.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We didn't have this one. Steve. Ho, you fat.

[Josh Arnold]

We did have that.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Ho, you fat.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, okay. Okay. Well, just some. Some great names in the world of sports. Time now to.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what about Josh's favorite hockey name? Shatton Kirk.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I love Kevin Shatton Kirk.

[Chick McGee]

He's retired now. But wasn't there something Interesting about the number he wore, right?

[Josh Arnold]

22 and they called him. His Twitter handle at the time was Shat Deuces. That's great.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. Is there a picture of him with William Shatner?

[Josh Arnold]

Awkward encounter with Kevin Shattenkirk. I didn't mean for it to be. And it was. I was in the Blues locker room, and TJ Oshi was getting ready to go to the 2016 Olympics. Right. And I was talking to him, and I was like, man, that is so awesome. That's gonna be. That's gonna be so great. And it ended up being amazing. If you remember, he did all those shootout.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Goals. But he goes, well, let's take a picture. And Kevin Shattenkirk was there, and he goes, you want me to take the picture? I was like, oh, yeah, that'd be great. So he takes the picture of TJ and I. And then I was like, thanks. And I left. And as I was leaving, I went, oh, man, Kevin's going to the Olympics, too. And I probably could have got a picture with him, treated him like he was a nobody.

[Chick McGee]

Right. They took our picture.

[Christy Lee]

But, I mean, that's cool that he volunteered.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I mean, that's very cool. Yeah. Yeah. But I was like, oh, I love Kevin Shattenkirk. Why did I ignore him? Ignore him.

[Christy Lee]

This actually leads to a sensitive topic. Whenever I, like, I'll be at Disney World, and I'll see some guy taking a picture of his family.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And I'm the guy that looks up, goes, hey, you want to be in one?

[Tom Griswold]

Right? I do that.

[Christy Lee]

I do that all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's nice. Yeah, it is nice.

[Christy Lee]

Some other people in my party sometimes find that irritating.

[Chick McGee]

I. No, I. What I do is I mind my own business.

[Josh Arnold]

That's also nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's very nice.

[Christy Lee]

But then when I do it, of course, you know me, I have to direct.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's nice.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I say, wait a second.

[Christy Lee]

I want to see the castle. Tall guy. Tall guy over there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, see, that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's. That's literally that progressive commercial with Dr. That's exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Well, that's. I've been doing it forever. And then it's.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

It's especially funny when the people don't speak English.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, funny.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet you get.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I get big laughs.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet he. He slips slightly into what accent? He thinks, oh, yeah, no, you slip

[Christy Lee]

into a major accent and you talk louder. No, I said, dude, like these, you know, indefinable. Indefinable continent.

[Chick McGee]

I. I Like to speak on behalf of the room. We didn't need an examp.

[Christy Lee]

Are we supposed to be reading letters?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show this chick letter. Dear Chick, I'm driving my pickup truck this morning. It's got stuff in the back.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, David. Cedar Falls, Iowa.

[Christy Lee]

That's the letter.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. I flash your park this morning at Walmart. This is from trucker Daryl in Paxico, Kansas.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, historically, you've gone on record as

[Chick McGee]

saying the flasher parking is the only way to go.

[Christy Lee]

And this is where you pull right in front of the front door and leave the flashes on and get out of the car.

[Chick McGee]

Handicap. No waiting for an open space. Flasher park.

[Josh Arnold]

Haven't you claimed to do a full grocery run?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, my.

[Chick McGee]

So far my record is 47 minutes being flasher parked.

[Tom Griswold]

Was your battery dead when you came?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. I have a very nice car. It hangs in there. He flashed by flasher parked at Walmart. I got away with it. Felt like a God.

[Christy Lee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Go listen to your show every morning. My drive to work. Thanks for making my days bearable, writes Lisa. Want to let you know I live along the St. Lawrence river in northern New York. That's got to be beautiful.

[Chick McGee]

I believe that's the seaway we are

[Christy Lee]

not only get to enjoy the aroma of the local dairy farms, we also get the scent from the starch factory across the river in Canada.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, goodness.

[Christy Lee]

To give you an idea, imagine the smell of thousands of burning pumpkins.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Mixed with cow manure. I keep my windows closed. Well, thank you, Lisa from Canton, New York. Not the home of the football hall of fame. A different Canton named of course after. What is it? Canton.

[Chick McGee]

China Canton.

[Christy Lee]

Canton.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what can. Oh, how is name that?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I would assume Lawrence Canton.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe there was a. Maybe there was a guy named that.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, you have a letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Dear fellows and lady, this comes to us from John Clampett in Chino Valley, Arizona.

[Chick McGee]

He was a twin. John and Jed Clamp.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Tom, this is for you. Yes, I have Roku as my streaming service. Last night in a sidebar, they were advertising a documentary called Fart. Immediately thought of you, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for all the laughs as I work away.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

What causes farts?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what it's about.

[Chick McGee]

Do you fart too much?

[Josh Arnold]

How much is too much?

[Chick McGee]

Do I fart enough?

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

P.S. chick.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Last night I got into bed and went to sleep.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

Does the pitch change with age?

[Josh Arnold]

I. I Think so.

[Tom Griswold]

I think so. It's deeper.

[Chick McGee]

Mine has.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I've heard. I, I. My father's got more. Higher pitch.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. My mother's got deeper. And when she walks.

[Christy Lee]

Well, by the way, the, the. The spinning. You're hearing near the gravesed.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, you know what? She's dead. What's she gonna do?

[Chick McGee]

Have you noticed more. Have you noticed that? I've noticed that I can't control it anymore. Like, if I'm up walking around, farts come out, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't hold them in with my mother.

[Christy Lee]

You're like a bird.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I can't. I have no say. I have no say over my anus.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you have an opportunity here to help someone in Linden, Pennsylvania. Jack, by the way, he says, Chick, 10 miles from the little league World Series museum.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

He goes, chick, I was curious about your policy about squirrels. I know your policy about geese.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Now, you know my. I'll just go over real quick. I don't speed up, but I don't slow down either. If a goose is in the way and he can't. They get it. I'm sorry. I don't know. No, defensive. I don't do evasive driving to get around that. No, straight ahead, because you know why? Because you see these. Well, I tried to get out of the way of a deer, and I went into the ditch. Oh, no, that's not happening to me, pal. Right straight ahead.

[Christy Lee]

But a goose.

[Tom Griswold]

The goose could fly. Why doesn't it just fly over the way?

[Chick McGee]

Why is he walking?

[Christy Lee]

There's a. There's a goose ghost graveyard right up here.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

They go between two ponds, and there's an apartment complex, and there's dead geese there all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I laugh.

[Chick McGee]

They're so entitled.

[Josh Arnold]

So entitled. Oh, it's so. They're so funny.

[Christy Lee]

What I hate about them, though, is they've. They've ruined one of the trails. I like to walk out with my dogs because it's just a mile of goose poop along the canal.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, at least you can see it, you know?

[Christy Lee]

Can't we just pick them off and. And send them back home?

[Chick McGee]

My policy towards squirrel.

[Josh Arnold]

We are still talking about the geese, right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my policy towards squirrels.

[Christy Lee]

People with accents and.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that?

[Chick McGee]

So the same thing.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The only thing, I will do somewhat evasive driving with a raccoon because I think they're kind of cute.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I would consider this a request, Pat.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

This is also from Jack. You got talking about Eddie Grant yesterday. Tom to mention he was in a band called the Equals. Eddie Grant. I love that song. Electric Avenue. And I love the song by the Equals. An old one called Comeback Baby. Comeback. Great song. Great song.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if Eddie's still around. I'd like to.

[Chick McGee]

Can't be.

[Christy Lee]

He can't possibly be staying on that subject. The Equals, of course, named after the artificial sweetener.

[Josh Arnold]

We don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Of course. Do you remember the band the Sugar Cubes? Anybody?

[Tom Griswold]

Nope.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Lead singer, Bjork.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

They had one minor hit, so then

[Chick McGee]

Singer was in quote.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You're not a Bjork fan. Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so quiet.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that you're a Bjork fan.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, you guys don't like oh, so Quiet.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know this.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, she's quirky.

[Chick McGee]

Here's my. My contention is people who like Bjork just say it so they can see the look on the other person's face. That's what I said.

[Christy Lee]

I think that's legitimate.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick Family Guy had a game show called Is it Bjork Bobcat?

[Christy Lee]

And it was.

[Josh Arnold]

They played audio and you had to decide if it was Bjork or Bobcat Goldway.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

So they played. It was just.

[Christy Lee]

Are they geniuses?

[Josh Arnold]

They are geniuses.

[Christy Lee]

That is as funny notion. So, Pat, when we come back, can we have your Eddie Grant tribute?

[Chick McGee]

Sure, sure.

[Christy Lee]

Which we'll. Which we'll be happy to set up. If you want to reach us via letter, email is your best bet. Bob and Tom at bob and tom.com, we'd love to hear from you. And coming up today, we have Sexy Time with Ali Breen. We're gonna meet a new comedian. Maggie Hughes DePaulo will be joining us here in the studio. Certainly looking forward to that mhd. Right now, I'm gonna look over at Christy Lee and say, hey, you know, you're. You being a mom and everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's my understanding that Mother's Day is just around the corner.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. June.

[Christy Lee]

What does that mean?

[Tom Griswold]

When is Mother's Day?

[Christy Lee]

You don't even know.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

You're in the receiving.

[Josh Arnold]

Mother, may I?

[Chick McGee]

Mother, may I? Sleep with danger?

[Christy Lee]

I bring it up because it's the season for jewelry.

[Tom Griswold]

May 10th is Mother's Day.

[Christy Lee]

And not just jewelry. Those great roses. Every year, Steven Singer has a new one. Stephen Singer Jewelers. You'll find him, of course, oddly enough, ati hate stevensinger.com. what's going on for Mother's Day? Well, of course you can't go wrong with bracelets.

[Tom Griswold]

Necklaces.

[Christy Lee]

Are you kidding? Earrings. The Atlas bracelet is one of my favorites. But also those 24 karat gold dipped roses. Another new one. This time it's the Sunrise 24 Karat Gold Dipped Rose from Stephen Singer Jewelers. Its description follows. It captures the colors of the morning sunrise with sparkling blue fading to pinkish purple into a warm golden yellow. It's stunning. Stevens Gold dipped roses. These are real roses, by the way, dipped in actual 24 karat gold. Guaranteed to last a lifetime. Just like the love of a mother. How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's.

[Christy Lee]

They arrive in a beautiful gift box. And this is the staggering point. Free shipping. What? Nobody does that anymore, especially these days. Free shipping from Steven Singer Jewelers. If you want to check these out, go to ihatestevensinger.com the sunrise rose just 89 bucks. Aha Bah humbug to the price of gold, says Stephen. I'm going to make these really available. And by the way, they're only available at I hate stevensinger.com so celebrate the moms in your life with a nice gold dip rose or a bracelet or a necklace from Stephen Singer Jew. Steven is my guy. Thank you so much. Stephen recently helped me out in a big way and I always appreciate it. He's also got a very cool dog named Buddy. Steven's doing great. I understand. And just talked with his assistant the other day so all is well in that world. So I do something nice. Go to Stephen Singer and I get something nice for one of those moms in your life. We're gonna be coming back with a song from Mr. Godwin and more of your letters. I'm looking forward to it. Here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Gwinner hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. That's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

He's over there at the IHC singer sidekick chair. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Ready with a guitar. There's Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news desk. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, I'm Chick McGee at the orange and souls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom. Got all sorts of sports for you this morning just for Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Before we get to that, we have a kind of a semi request here mentioning Eddie Grant.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is this for truckers have?

[Christy Lee]

No, this is for you said a semi request Jack in Linden, Pennsylvania. Jack, I'm not sure what you do, but I'm sure it's good and we appreciate it. Ah, we were talking about Eddie Grant. Had that great. That big hit in the. In the MTV era, Electric Avenue. And then I mentioned how much I enjoyed his band prior to that. The equals. Baby Come Back. But we had a news story yesterday about maybe Come back.

[Tom Griswold]

That was player.

[Chick McGee]

It really was.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom's thinking of Baby Come Back.

[Chick McGee]

Some would say the fulcrum of yon rock. Baby Come Back.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I much prefer the equals.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure you do.

[Josh Arnold]

I do too.

[Christy Lee]

More soulful. You know me. Where was I? Oh, we saw the news story. Was this place in England this guy or that. I assume it's a guy. Was drawing primitive drawings of the male member. Actually, not just that. It was a full phallus, typically the two orbs and the accompanying. The accompanying shaft, if you will.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, by the way, Eddie Grant is still alive. He's 78 and lives in Barbados.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool. I was just in Barbados. I could have visited.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. How's his sister Pell? She helped me out with my college money.

[Christy Lee]

You had a Pell Grant, did you

[Chick McGee]

still giving it Away.

[Christy Lee]

Can I classify that in the joke category you created earlier today? What was it called again?

[Josh Arnold]

Jokes for no One.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, very good. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

No, that was nice.

[Christy Lee]

In any event, I had a pillow. Do we have a picture of the. The aforementioned PI that were drawn in. And this. So this, we're assuming it's a guy was drawing these in the roads where there were big potholes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. To call attention to them so that they would fill them in England.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, they sure did.

[Tom Griswold]

They filled them up quickly.

[Christy Lee]

And I. I need to get a can of spray paint. There's one right down here in the street. A guy actually put a orange cone in it.

[Tom Griswold]

There's one by Jeff and I's house like that. Put a big orange cone in the center.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know, Tom's one of those people that if he sees an offending bush jutting out into the road, he will get his weed trimmer and go out there and trim the bush back.

[Tom Griswold]

Even if it's not yours.

[Chick McGee]

Even. Especially if it's not.

[Christy Lee]

You can't. If you can't see to turn right.

[Chick McGee]

He'll. He'll. He'll go. Make necessary.

[Christy Lee]

I also go up and down my street. Okay. There.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, not all heroes were capes on the screen.

[Christy Lee]

There's one of the fellas houses.

[Josh Arnold]

That one's got four. It can't be hairs at the tip.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there's hairs on the. On the right.

[Josh Arnold]

They almost look like sun or black. That could be.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe that's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but then it's coming out of four places.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, that isn't a particularly large chuck hole. I wouldn't even be concerned about that. That's more of a.

[Tom Griswold]

That's just somebody.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's kind of a small indentation type of. Yes, but that might just be a guy who wanted to spray paint a penis.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you have one where the. Jason, you had one yesterday that was a genuine chuck hole. That. There we go.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

Even that one's not too bad.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's. Well, the shaft's way off, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Way too small.

[Josh Arnold]

Gigantic nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And it's a tinier in any event, since it's a huge nut, since it's in England. We called this graffiti artist Wanksy, which led us into a discussion. I guess they've uncovered who Banksy is.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want to know.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's. I like. I like that whole stealth thing. But, Pat, you have a tribute to using this technique to get potholes filled.

[Pat Godwin]

Driving home late from Detroit it's dark and no orange cones Lost in a strange pot uptown no place to break down alone oh, no I had a pot hold on Neglected Avenue and then I bust a tire I hit a

[Christy Lee]

pot hold on a neglected Avenue.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll call David Dwyer Dyer.

[Christy Lee]

See, he was in Michigan, you see and that's where Dyer lives.

[Pat Godwin]

Waiting for help at a strip club on the Motown amateur night I sipped a $10 Pepsi lap dance cost 45 goof. Good God.

[Christy Lee]

I hit a pothole on Neglected Avenue

[Pat Godwin]

Now I'm hanging with the strippers this is all true. I hit a pothole on the neglected avenue oh, she's rubbing on my zipper. Good God.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder what happened there. We have to leave it to our imagination.

[Christy Lee]

I was on the phone with Godwin and he called me. Boom. Right in the middle of the phone call, he hit the chuck hole and. Yeah. And you really ended up in a strip club and.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Amateur. Amateur night. That's all true. I kind of had my back to the ladies. I was a little.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you get to vote on the amateurs?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I didn't really scared.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Were you? I would have been terrified.

[Josh Arnold]

Amateur night can be. Yeah. It was absolutely filthy. Like.

[Christy Lee]

But they're not really amateurs, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, some of them are so almost like open micrs. They're there every week, so they get. Get better and better.

[Chick McGee]

Almost always, though, someone out pushes the

[Josh Arnold]

limit, but they're not working. You're exactly right. It gets insane.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think it would be the opposite because they would be shy and not knowing what they're doing.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes they come from other clubs. Yeah, they do. They'll travel and try to make the ringers. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So it really is like. It really is like an open night mic night. Interesting. Interesting. We have time for one more letter. Who's going to take it?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and top show, we went to the Ray Cubs game at Tropicana Field yesterday. This is from Joe in Sarasota. Fun. They drove out. Tom, hold on to yourself. A supercharged golf cart with a huge Gatlin gun on it that shot 35 to 40 T shirts in a row to the crowd.

[Christy Lee]

I've seen these.

[Josh Arnold]

That's your sanity.

[Christy Lee]

It's is amazing.

[Chick McGee]

We need one of it. There. Here it comes.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my.

[Chick McGee]

That is a T shirt gun. And then some.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's huge.

[Chick McGee]

It's. It perched on the back. Oh, there's steam coming out of it. And here comes the T shirts. I. There they go. Look at that. Man, oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

That is, you know, I remember sitting in the nosebleeds as a kid because often we got free tickets from school or something would and I would see the T shirts go, I don't know, maybe 10 rows in or boy, the rich get richer, don't they? We poor folk up here get nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

But see, it hasn't changed at all, has it?

[Christy Lee]

No. I think these T shirt cannons can, some of them you can get to the upper deck.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I know some can get to

[Josh Arnold]

the front row of the upper deck. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Still keep getting richer.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's, thank you very much for that.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome.

[Christy Lee]

Appreciate it. Coming up, we have sexy time with Ali Breen, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

And we do have a letter asking a question about our youth, all of our youth. So, yeah, we'll explore that and an

[Christy Lee]

Andy Griffith related letter on the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we have our Andy Griffith expert in the building.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And baseball action last night. Yes, of course. But they also had base brawl.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, a melee fight.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of I'm concerned. I'll show you the video. A lot of slap fighting going on.

[Josh Arnold]

Dude,

[Chick McGee]

that's, they didn't really want to fight, but they're, they can be pansy issues.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Well, we'll get to that. Coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Running water. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee. Yeah, that's it at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll be that today.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin over there with the guitar in the organ Yipper. Yepper.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Ace Cosby's here. Hello, I'm Chick McGee at the Originsouls.com sports desk. And I'm, I'M sure you're wondering, the Masters starts tomorrow. Competition. What are they having at this year's champions dinner? Rory McElroy gets to choose the menu this year. We'll go over that later.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Actually, he starts with a joke. Tom, I know how you like this. The menu is not exactly a representative of his home. Home country of Northern Ireland. He said, a lot of people keep asking me why didn't I go more Irish with the menu. And I said, because I want to enjoy the dinner as well.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

Not known for their cuisine.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, look, a beautiful filet mignon. Let's boil it.

[Josh Arnold]

That's cool.

[Chick McGee]

There we go.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't golf. I do watch it. Not all the time, but a lot. And the Masters, I get oddly emotional.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Maybe it's just because I did the delivery. The delivery?

[Christy Lee]

The announcers, they act like it's a religious thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Jesus Christ couldn't have played this whole.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's just these guys probably dreamt about it when they were seven and there's something about that.

[Pat Godwin]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

That is so beautiful.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

It's really.

[Christy Lee]

Well, Byron, of course. The seventh hole. I typically ejaculate when I see it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's something, you know, I. I regret sharing.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't see it going down there.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a question for us?

[Chick McGee]

It's usually done. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I do.

[Josh Arnold]

And it actually is in regards to food. Yesterday we had some discussions about the great Carl Buddig. Yep. And his. His lunch meats.

[Chick McGee]

Amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Lived on him. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. They. Now, they may have been semi regional. Pat had never heard of it.

[Pat Godwin]

Never.

[Josh Arnold]

But for those poor kids, we know exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Now, the, the you needed. The point of reference was orange insoles.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that doesn't matter. Absolutely doesn't matter.

[Christy Lee]

Orange insoles are better in your shoes than Carl Budding's luncheon.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I was gonna get to that at 8:37, you weirdo.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, you don't just say, we were talking about Carl, but that's how conversation works.

[Chick McGee]

Why not? That's how conversation we don't have to

[Josh Arnold]

go of having to go back four shows and doing two hours from the

[Chick McGee]

show of who's Carl Buttig and how he got into the meat business.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never met a radio genius who has no idea how radio should work.

[Chick McGee]

No, I know and think she does.

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes people just stick around to see if we're gonna fall off the high wire again. I'm sorry. Which is the thrill, Carl Budding guys Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

He can't do it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a very. They're very thin slices.

[Tom Griswold]

Now let him talk.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. Now I'm. I'm interested. I'm intrigued. What would you have said to me?

[Josh Arnold]

We would have gone back to 1982.

[Chick McGee]

The story better. That would make it relate.

[Christy Lee]

People wonder why are we discussing one particular brand of luncheon?

[Josh Arnold]

No, they don't.

[Chick McGee]

That's what we do. What, no Hillshire Farms? Well, that's coming up. Don't worry about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Christy Lee]

Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

If I were.

[Chick McGee]

If.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all right. This is just opens up a lot of.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Let it out, baby. Let it out.

[Christy Lee]

You're just emotional because the Masters is coming. You've already said you cry watching the golf tournament.

[Josh Arnold]

You're right. You are right, it is. The emotions were running.

[Christy Lee]

That poor millionaire. If he misses this shot, his net worth will only be 100 million.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not saying it's logical, but I do get oddly emotional during the map. Especially, you know, the ending and stuff.

[Christy Lee]

But I get emotional about my lawn. Oh, you do wish they could. I wish that they could. I get up front yard, like the fairway at number eight.

[Josh Arnold]

So, yes, we were discussing Carl Buttig, and Michael writes in Michael from Minot. He says, why not Minot? Yes. He says that those were always in his sack lunch, you know, a great Carl Budding sandwich. But he asks what was in your sack lunch when you would go to school?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's easy. Yes, I would have Fluffernutter sandwiches, which is peanut butter and marshmallow cream, recommended

[Chick McGee]

by the American Dental Association.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

On a nice white bread. And usually applesauce. And some kind of cookie, like a chocolate chip cookie or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Was there a particular brand that we

[Tom Griswold]

were a Chips Ahoy family?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

That's pretty much what I ate my whole life until I got into the ham, the Carl Budding ham on toast, which I really liked.

[Christy Lee]

What is Nutter? What'd you say?

[Tom Griswold]

Peanut butter and marshmallow cream sandwich.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never had one of those.

[Chick McGee]

Fluffernutters.

[Tom Griswold]

Fluffernutters. I've never had one of those.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm well aware of them, but never had.

[Christy Lee]

Did you see what happened yesterday in space?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

They were doing a mini press conference.

[Chick McGee]

You see this face?

[Christy Lee]

And jar of Nutella floated by.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool.

[Christy Lee]

They're calling it the greatest product placement in the history of the space program.

[Tom Griswold]

I never had heard of Nutella until, like five years ago or something. It's not something.

[Christy Lee]

It floats right across the Right across the spacecraft.

[Chick McGee]

And they're saying that was just an accident.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

What about you, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

For me, peanut butter and jelly and probably a bag of chips and some milk.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we had chocolate milk. We always had chocolate milk. But we got that at school. That wasn't part of our lunch.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so you get like a quarter to buy it? I was never a sack. I was a free lunch program kid and got bullied to all hell for that.

[Christy Lee]

They didn't make it discreet at all.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I think they do now.

[Christy Lee]

When I was a kid, special area,

[Josh Arnold]

I had to whip out this bright orange card and the lunch lady had to try to find where the puncher was and I would slow up the line and man, just get ripped into.

[Chick McGee]

I never.

[Christy Lee]

That's probably why you're funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I think if you get bullied when you're a kid, sure.

[Chick McGee]

I never took my lunch. I always bought. It was 35 cents for lunch. I always had my 35 cents.

[Tom Griswold]

We didn't have a hot lunch.

[Chick McGee]

They had. Oh, my favorite lunch was peanut butter. Peanut butter and jelly and chili. Ah, they serve those together.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

My favorite lunch was chili scabs. They called them breaded veal cutlets.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever take a sack lunch ever

[Christy Lee]

to camp?

[Chick McGee]

Did your day camp field trips.

[Josh Arnold]

We got to take a second.

[Chick McGee]

Who packed your lunch? Was that the upstairs?

[Christy Lee]

Made or made? I didn't do a sack lunch. I. There was a cat cafeteria and.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, when I was.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Tommy, I have your lunch packed for you now.

[Christy Lee]

In elementary school, I'd walk home.

[Chick McGee]

You'll notice I have a kielbasa put in there for you because.

[Tom Griswold]

Oops.

[Pat Godwin]

What are you.

[Christy Lee]

Are you drunk?

[Chick McGee]

Because Kasa reminds me of your huge.

[Josh Arnold]

You might find a special Polaroid on.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, Polaroids of Paula.

[Chick McGee]

One of the taste might seem familiar to you.

[Josh Arnold]

I catch you staring at these milk jugs of mine. You have said that she was a busty woman, right?

[Christy Lee]

In every way.

[Josh Arnold]

She was large.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, how about that ass, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

I would have loved to have met her.

[Tom Griswold]

Stout, round.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, the round mound of sound.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet she was just the sweetest.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, she was very thick German accent. Whenever she'd be on the phone with her. With her sister Helga.

[Chick McGee]

Helga and Paula.

[Christy Lee]

Man, I'd seen enough World War II era films. I thought they were plotting some kind of takeover. Not a pretty language.

[Josh Arnold]

Germany. It's aggressive.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it always sounds like they're plotting something. It may be very romantic. Dear Bob and Tom show. You were talking about the movie Breaking Away. It's one of the best movies ever writes can. And I'm a big fan.

[Chick McGee]

Please stop. Don't say.

[Josh Arnold]

Why were we talking about it? When was it? When did that movie come out?

[Tom Griswold]

Bring that up.

[Chick McGee]

But I've got the larger question is what is a movie?

[Josh Arnold]

I simply don't understand what you're talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

It was just a couple weekends.

[Chick McGee]

Now it was a movie. An actual reporting of what's going on.

[Christy Lee]

Because I played this on the air.

[Josh Arnold]

Refund.

[Chick McGee]

Please stop.

[Josh Arnold]

What? You let me do that. Why would you play.

[Christy Lee]

It's great scene.

[Chick McGee]

Funny. Wonderful movie. The worst. Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that Paul? Paul Duly Badouli.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I almost said Paul Mooney. Who that is Paul Dooley. Certainly isn't.

[Chick McGee]

That'd be a whole different movie.

[Christy Lee]

Said Tom says that's his favorite scene. I like the scene where he said I should have hit him when I had the chance. He'd be dead now. That always cracks me up.

[Chick McGee]

And what, what neighborhood pets does this guy kill?

[Christy Lee]

I think maybe it was his son. I highly recommend the movie Breaking Away. Give it a. Give it a chance. I think you'll like it.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a good flick.

[Christy Lee]

Now speaking of important things. Greg Warren is going to be going back to his hometown at the Glorious theater coming up this Saturday night. Got this letter from Sam.

[Josh Arnold]

Sammy.

[Christy Lee]

He is gonna go see that show. He's a big Greg Warren fan. He's seen him before.

[Chick McGee]

That's all the letter says. I'm just gonna go see Greg Warren.

[Christy Lee]

No. It says you had T.J. miller on your show. He's also coming to Springfield. I can't wait to see him live.

[Chick McGee]

So this is basically this guy out on the town and telling us about it. Right?

[Christy Lee]

Thirdly, the letter continues.

[Chick McGee]

What else is he gonna do?

[Christy Lee]

I drive by the French's French Fried Onion Factory every day on my way to work.

[Chick McGee]

That must be heaven.

[Christy Lee]

He doesn't particularly care for the smell apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Rather strong.

[Christy Lee]

Then he says Josh is my favorite.

[Ali Breen]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Then he says Josh, can you please say Sammy?

[Josh Arnold]

Sammy. I I, I, I'm assuming that's what he wanted.

[Chick McGee]

I I don't Context.

[Josh Arnold]

No idea.

[Christy Lee]

And I don't either. This is why I asked.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is Sammy a name or is that slang? What's going on?

[Josh Arnold]

I invite him to write back and explain what it is he would like to hear because all.

[Christy Lee]

Is that a cookie?

[Tom Griswold]

A Sammy?

[Chick McGee]

You mean a Samoa? Yeah, that's slang for Samoa.

[Tom Griswold]

I found Samoa whipped cream chick. I found Samoa flavored whipped cream. It is delicious.

[Christy Lee]

This is Samoa. The, the cookie not the people. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's not.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

It's not Moana.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, I take everything back.

[Ali Breen]

God.

[Christy Lee]

Say once you taste the salon.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there's nothing better than a nice taste of a Samoan Pacific Islander. Get you going.

[Christy Lee]

I like to. I like to poach them in a big pot like in the cartoon strips.

[Chick McGee]

That smells good. What's for dinner?

[Christy Lee]

Well, thank you very much. I know what's for dinner at Chick's house.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. Coming up, comedian Maggie Hughes DePaula will be joining us and her visit of course, brought to you by Lee's famous recipe chicken. Also it'll be Ally Breen with Sexy Time. Her visit brought to you by Hotness. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile with a message for everyone paying big wireless way too much. Please, for the love of everything good in this world, stop with Mint. You can get Premium wireless for just $15 a month. Of course, if you enjoy overpaying, no judgments. But that's weird. Okay, one judgment anyway. Give it a try. @mintmobile.com Switch upfront payment of 45 for

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[Chick McGee]

hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Chrissy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

In her life vest for the Titanic.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like wearing a hug hug.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, how nice.

[Tom Griswold]

A little down vest keeps me warm.

[Chick McGee]

An armless hug, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I guess I've been hugged by a man with no arms.

[Tom Griswold]

That's hard to do.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, your thoughts?

[Christy Lee]

Is this one of those philosophical things I got to worry about?

[Chick McGee]

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

[Christy Lee]

It's the sound of some douchebag asking you a dumb question. Would I be the douchebag in this case? Ordinarily, no. But when you ask questions like that, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold. Hi. He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com

[Christy Lee]

sports sit in the classroom and say to yourself, life is many days. This will end. Just praying for the, the bell to ring. Okay, kids, don't worry, you'll make it. We'd like to waste your time now as we babysit you and. Okay, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

I'm nothing but contempt over there.

[Christy Lee]

I know this, everybody. This thing yesterday, the space shot is so cool. And I was watching yesterday and they're showing the Artemis mission, the Orion capsule, and this jar of Nutella floats by. It's become kind of a famous moment now. I was just so surprised that it was in the original pack. I just assumed everything on the space on a spaceship like this would be in, you know, some kind of government issue ten thousand dollar jar that was, you know, square. So. But it's, it's a jar of Nutella.

[Tom Griswold]

There it is.

[Christy Lee]

It looks fake because as it gets near the center of the screen, it turns around and you can see Nutella

[Josh Arnold]

and the corks are popping at the Nutella corporate office.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, can you imagine?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't you think that the astronauts are

[Tom Griswold]

allowed, like it almost hits her in the hands.

[Chick McGee]

It's personal. Personal item items or something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I would think everything would have to be repackaged and maybe a rucksack

[Chick McGee]

you know, full of like a razor or.

[Christy Lee]

I think doesn't each. Ash. Don't they each take like a small toy or something?

[Tom Griswold]

Something. I don't know if it's a toy.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, so if your kid gives

[Chick McGee]

it to you, I mean, like a Rubik's Cube.

[Tom Griswold]

Somebody took One of our CDs, if you'll recall, one time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that was cool. But. Yeah, there's. Yes. Yeah. But anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

But you know, some of the most common food items that they're serving to the NASA astronauts include vegetable quiche, spicy green beans, couscous with nuts, mango salad.

[Christy Lee]

You suppose they vote tortillas, maybe? I mean, or do they each have their own.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they probably have their favorites.

[Christy Lee]

But I mean, if we were going up in space, I might say, you want to watch the beans? I got chicken. God, you know what I'm saying? It's an enclosed capsule.

[Josh Arnold]

They may have that in mind.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet they get a sheet before they leave and they click, you know, check whatever they want.

[Chick McGee]

Kosher meal, like you.

[Tom Griswold]

When you go on the airplanes, you know, they'll sometimes allow you to pick a meal.

[Christy Lee]

Is it true that they do give them some kind of chemical or something so that they. Their. No, the whole bodily functions are somewhat limited.

[Chick McGee]

And the whole diet. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And this morning, driving in, I. They. This toilet has been a huge problem. It's still broken.

[Tom Griswold]

They're only allotted two flavored beverages a day, which may include coffee.

[Chick McGee]

I could not.

[Tom Griswold]

I could not do.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, I know this is a really expensive thing. Why doesn't NASA sell all this?

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean, sell it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, this should be where they're allowed.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, two.

[Christy Lee]

You know, whatever. They're. They're allowed. They're allowed one Pepsi every day or. Oh, I mean, this thing for Nutella just is by chance.

[Chick McGee]

You want sponsor dollars?

[Josh Arnold]

There are reasons why.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but I mean, they said put it out for bidding.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Well,

[Chick McGee]

hey, look, that would invite maybe nefarious behavior.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe we landed in the wrong ocean because Jack Daniels was sponsoring our. Our morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, do you have a song?

[Pat Godwin]

Since they're on the dark side of the moon, how about some Pink Floyd? A little Pink Floyd.

[Tom Griswold]

I would love that.

[Pat Godwin]

Tribe,

[Christy Lee]

get the whole intro or he

[Josh Arnold]

was just about to sing. I mean, his lips were open. Look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't shut up for five seconds.

[Pat Godwin]

Jello. Jello. Yeah, I'd love some jello pudding, please. You can't have any pudding

[Christy Lee]

if you

[Pat Godwin]

don't eat your meat.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, bravo.

[Pat Godwin]

Up here in space, there's many foods to choose from tacos and tortillas. I think I've had my fill. They give you pills to slow digestion. My stomach feels like a big balloon. I have that bloated feeling. Once again, I need relief. But someone's on the can. Too much Easter ham.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Ham.

[Chick McGee]

I

[Pat Godwin]

am swole. Uncomfortably full.

[Christy Lee]

Bravo.

[Josh Arnold]

Very nice.

[Christy Lee]

The pudding joke. And if you think life worth living.

[Chick McGee]

And did you see the. The fabulous pictures they sent back from the space. The. The dark side of the moon.

[Christy Lee]

Amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Did you see the eclipse?

[Chick McGee]

There it is right there.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that something?

[Chick McGee]

Who knew?

[Josh Arnold]

Who knew there was a gluteal cleft, as Tom would say. Well, it is a moon.

[Christy Lee]

Little factory air there at the bottom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see the. Did you see the unfortunate video of a guy diving for a foul ball during the Cubs game yesterday?

[Josh Arnold]

And is he all right?

[Chick McGee]

His pants came down. Oh, do we have those ankles? I think we might have to wait for a bit.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. While we were waiting, Glorious. Someone mentioned this yesterday. They have 189 food options on this little tiny spacecraft. And I think somebody said they have a Cheesecake factory up there.

[Chick McGee]

There.

[Christy Lee]

That is a. That is a large, large measure if you.

[Chick McGee]

You got to have a lunch lady up there and a hair net, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, Extra lima beans.

[Christy Lee]

And by the way, this says that the Canadian gent they. He did, he was able to bring some stuff that reminded him of. Of Canada. So I'm assuming it must be some kind of space poutine, I'm guessing, or

[Chick McGee]

all dressed lays potato chips. Those.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe a Tim Hortons coffee.

[Chick McGee]

We have the video of the foul ball being hit and the gentleman trying to scramble after it. There's the foul ball going into. Happened live last night. And there he is right there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my gosh, his pants come all the way down his thighs, the back of his knees. He's a big fella.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. He had a whole row to himself too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And it looks like. I'm assuming and I don't know, but it looks like his pants started a little bit pulled down. Maybe that's the style again. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, when you're a fatty. Fat, fat, fat, fat, you have two choices, okay. You. You can get bigger waisted pants that go around your belly button.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I hate that. It's not comfortable for me, which is why I hate suit pants because they. They rarely make them so that they go around your waist.

[Christy Lee]

Ah.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you like the.

[Christy Lee]

You mean the pants that go way up high? Like.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't want that. At all.

[Christy Lee]

Humpty Dumpty.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I want it down. So that guy was doing down, but he has no. He has no hips to really hang on to the pants. The man should have been wearing suspendees.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Suspendees commando, it looks like. That's not.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. What was he doing?

[Pat Godwin]

Smart idea.

[Christy Lee]

And. But suspenders had. Had. They had like a big comeback in like that Wall street movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they did that.

[Christy Lee]

That fad. Fortunately.

[Chick McGee]

Did you ever wear suspenders? Oh, it sounds like a yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. With a rented tux. A couple times.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

As a little kid. And adorable.

[Chick McGee]

I bet.

[Josh Arnold]

So a little kid in suspenders is hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Larry King wore them, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Famously.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then he had to keep his pants up.

[Christy Lee]

I bet Larry King was. He was very slender, but his shoulders would kind of stick up like mountains on the far side of the suspenders. Very bony, man.

[Chick McGee]

He was bony.

[Christy Lee]

Have they ever been able to smoke in space?

[Tom Griswold]

No, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think they'd want any sort of.

[Chick McGee]

I think they can vape. They could vape in space.

[Josh Arnold]

Would that be if I were in that capsule and somebody even just lit a lighter? I'd be furious.

[Tom Griswold]

Idea how space works?

[Christy Lee]

No. Probably something. I mean.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you know.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, hey, Mondor. Got off a toilet to light a candle. Will you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that's a good idea.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think if you're in space and you have gas, you propelled backwards? You know what I mean? Maybe with every action there's an equal.

[Josh Arnold]

We just recently talked about how ejaculating would send you back a little bit.

[Christy Lee]

So.

[Josh Arnold]

So a gas must.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Like a little retro.

[Christy Lee]

I think that it would probably be. It would have to be a great deal of.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it might be minimal. Very minimal. Like maybe not even noticeable.

[Chick McGee]

But there's something that happens. I'm sure.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we'll move forward. Are we gonna. Do we have time to start some sporting news?

[Chick McGee]

Well, we got this. Atlanta Braves pitcher Ronaldo Lopez and Los Angeles Angels. Angels DH Jorge Solaire ejected after getting into a base brawl last night. Here's what happens. Solaire homered off Lopez in the first, then was hit by a 96 mile per hour fastball from the right handers. Next time up in the fifth, that's what happens. Solaire charged him out. Lopez through a high and inside wild pitch, tipped off the catchers mitt and bench is cleared. This is one of those fights where the bullpen from center field, they all come trotting in to join the melee. That's major league baseball. Tom, you like seeing A fight break out?

[Christy Lee]

Not particularly.

[Chick McGee]

Not don't really.

[Josh Arnold]

It's always exciting, but there's. It's. It's a lot of nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not like hockey players.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, they're not.

[Chick McGee]

And we were talking about food last week. New new food items at Major League Baseball parks. Well, we kind of missed this one. The Braves are now offering a 3 pound 7 inch in diameter. It's called the Bat Flip at Truest Park. Two pounds of beef, a pork belly, short ribs, fried eggs, chipotle on a brioche bun introduced for the 2026 season. There.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you eat that with four other people?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you couldn't.

[Tom Griswold]

You could put your mouth around that.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's. But it's great, doesn't it?

[Christy Lee]

It's a foot high.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you just mash that down. Cut it all up.

[Chick McGee]

It's a size of a plate, a dinner plate in diameter.

[Tom Griswold]

That's huge.

[Christy Lee]

And it's equally high.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it.

[Christy Lee]

But you.

[Chick McGee]

The fried egg on there, about.

[Christy Lee]

How are you gonna eat that watching a game? You're so messy.

[Josh Arnold]

You're in the box.

[Tom Griswold]

You're in the clubhouse.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And you're gonna need eight people to eat that with.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's. That's kind of a fun thing.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like sharing your food?

[Christy Lee]

No. How about a hot dog?

[Pat Godwin]

Dog?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm with you. But I. There. There are people who will enjoy having them.

[Christy Lee]

This is not watching the game. I spent 20 minutes divvying up the.

[Chick McGee]

We have this year's master's dinner menu chosen by Rory McElroy, of course. And the appetizers, bacon wrap dates.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Inspired by McElroy's mom, Rosie. Rosie and Rory.

[Christy Lee]

Those, by the way, if you've never had them really good, they are good. Dates are incredibly sweet. It's like nature's candy.

[Josh Arnold]

It sure is. But I've never had one bacon wrapped. Have you?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's kind of a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

That is kind of an appetizer thing.

[Christy Lee]

Often with a stick in it.

[Josh Arnold]

Sweet and savory. I've had bacon wrapped, what?

[Christy Lee]

Water cress, liver, watercress, bacon wrapped pate, chicken liver.

[Chick McGee]

So you got bacon wrapped dates and then you've got. Got grilled elk sliders.

[Josh Arnold]

Yum.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, cool. For.

[Chick McGee]

For an appetizer. Then you've got first course yellowfin tuna capra. That's from McElroy's favorite New York City restaurant, Le. Something French.

[Christy Lee]

Lutess.

[Chick McGee]

No, Bernardine. B E R N A R D

[Josh Arnold]

I N oh, yeah. The full name is Le Bernardine.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Often match with the Steve Martin.

[Josh Arnold]

It goes well together with the Steve.

[Chick McGee]

You can have also the main course, wagyu. Wagyu Phil. Filet mignon or seared salmon. I know.

[Josh Arnold]

You choose.

[Chick McGee]

You choose sandwich.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that sounds good.

[Josh Arnold]

It's hard to pass up the wagyu.

[Chick McGee]

I would do that. I would have that. Yeah. And dessert. You know what he's gonna have? Sticky toffee pudding. Is that right? Yeah. I'm not excited.

[Josh Arnold]

He is an Irishman, isn't he?

[Chick McGee]

He sure is. And he said he got criticized for the menu not being Irish enough. But he said, well, I'd like to enjoy the meal.

[Christy Lee]

Good for him.

[Chick McGee]

More sports coming up, including a fabulous world record that you could probably attempt at home if you have enough clothing. There's your hand.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Also coming, comedian Maggie Hughes Depaulo. Her appearance brought to you by. Speaking of great food, Lee's famous recipe chicken. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

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[Tom Griswold]

K pop demon hunters, Haja Boy's breakfast meal and Hunt tricks meal have just dropped at McDonald's. They're calling this a battle for the fans. What do you say to that? It's not a battle. So glad the Saja boys could take

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

breakfast and give our meal the rest of the day.

[Pat Godwin]

It is an honor to share.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's our honor.

[Pat Godwin]

It is our larger honor.

[Chick McGee]

No, really, stop.

[Tom Griswold]

You can really feel the respect in this battle. Pick a meal to pick a side

[Christy Lee]

and participate in McDonald's while supplies last concert.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold. Hi, There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I am Chick [e-mail] sports desk. Hello, Tom. Time for our world record, buddy.

[Christy Lee]

We have designated Josh his sidekick chair is officially the Steven singer I hate stevensinger.com Sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Stevie boy.

[Christy Lee]

All right, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Just in time for Mother's Day.

[Christy Lee]

Of course. Now we have a world record.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. And here it is now. Stupid world record. A woman from Arkansas has broken the Guinness World record for the most fill in the blank during a half marathon by a woman. What do you think? The blank.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna say most hats worn very,

[Chick McGee]

very close Very close.

[Christy Lee]

That'd be tricky.

[Josh Arnold]

Just a tower.

[Chick McGee]

Tower of hats.

[Tom Griswold]

Most shoes worn.

[Chick McGee]

Another close one. That's right. That's right. T shirts. T shirts. 55 T shirts. Do we have the picture where she looks like a big, fatty? Fat.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Fat.

[Chick McGee]

Fat. Oh, yeah, but she's.

[Christy Lee]

See, but she's doing it because she used to be a very large woman.

[Chick McGee]

Woman.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I wonder if those are even her old T shirts.

[Chick McGee]

I bet they are good for her.

[Josh Arnold]

But doesn't she just look like a fat woman running. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. Meredith. Meredith Smith beat the previous record after completing the Fort Smith half marathon. Oh, that's nice. They named the marathon after her.

[Josh Arnold]

That is nice.

[Christy Lee]

I thought she'd be wearing crop tops because it was a half marathon.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You would want the. I think she expose the old midriff there.

[Christy Lee]

Cropped hop there. Half.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she should be so proud of herself.

[Chick McGee]

Her hair could use a.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, she was sporting pigtails. Yeah. I don't want to know the person who showers before a marathon.

[Christy Lee]

That's a.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a vein.

[Christy Lee]

Probably a lot of tape on those nipples, though, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Vaseline them up, baby.

[Chick McGee]

That's a real. That's a real problem. Right. Chafing nipples. Chafing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And then people Vaseline up their thighs and butt crack.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

The head of their pe.

[Josh Arnold]

Because their butt cheeks go like this.

[Christy Lee]

We should.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe we should Vaseline me up.

[Christy Lee]

Get. Get a stack of all the T shirts we've done over the years and see how many you could put on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but you'd have to start. You know, we'd have to start with somebody like Christy or. Well, any of you guys, somebody thinner, because you would have to start medium. And then they're going to have to get progressively bigger.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Because we got it. We got a ton of those old classic shirts.

[Chick McGee]

Because if you start with, like, a double extra, you're just waiting.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

They really are. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We're gonna start reissuing small.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, some of the throwbacks.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of a demand for some of

[Chick McGee]

the old, old T shirts this challenge.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there's a demand for the office that they're all in.

[Christy Lee]

That's very funny.

[Chick McGee]

The challenge was more than a stunt. It symbolized her personal fitness journey. She's completed more than 80 races and lost over 80 pounds since she started running in 2013.

[Christy Lee]

How many. How many shirts did she have on again?

[Chick McGee]

55.

[Christy Lee]

That would have been what? She lost the wet T shirt contest at the end of the race.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I mean, they even used a fire

[Christy Lee]

hose still not a bump. Nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing Good on her.

[Christy Lee]

Congratulations.

[Josh Arnold]

It's what the astronauts are doing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Difficult. The only thing harder is for a woman to lose weight. Their bodies just. For whatever reason, their bodies don't want to. Whatever it is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait till you get through menopause when

[Josh Arnold]

you diet with a. Like, if I ever dieted with a girlfriend or somebody and they get so

[Tom Griswold]

mad because you drop weight.

[Josh Arnold]

So, like, hey, I'm gonna switch. I'm gonna switch to diet soda. Lose 10 pounds in a week. And she's doing everything and loses half a pound.

[Tom Griswold]

We just had this conversation the other night at dinner.

[Josh Arnold]

It's baffling.

[Christy Lee]

I'm having this shrimp. Would you like to. Bowl of sand.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on. Did you. Did you hear that?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, guys, just.

[Chick McGee]

Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy said faster.

[Chick McGee]

They had that. They had that conversation at dinner.

[Tom Griswold]

Trying to eat better and get in better shape. Sure, Summer.

[Chick McGee]

And why don't you eat better?

[Christy Lee]

Did Andy say, please pass the hemlock? I don't have enough in my.

[Chick McGee]

Can you go start the car? I'm gonna go sit in the garage.

[Josh Arnold]

Arsenic quiche.

[Christy Lee]

Is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Thank you very much. We'll segue over to Christy Lee. She's at the Bob and Tom news desk.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would she talk to us now?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't know where I want to go here.

[Josh Arnold]

Because it's all poop.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's not all poop today.

[Christy Lee]

Alligators. I love that show.

[Tom Griswold]

I know you do.

[Chick McGee]

All Poop tonight on All Poop.

[Tom Griswold]

Alligators. We never watched the alligators. Do you have a song about alligators?

[Pat Godwin]

I was kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Carol, put your arm in the curtained off pole.

[Chick McGee]

What do you got?

[Josh Arnold]

Well. Well, the gene.

[Pat Godwin]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's all poop.

[Chick McGee]

Well, wait a minute. It must be wombats. It's cubed poop. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, you said alligator. By golly, I was joking. Authorities in Florida captured an alligator that moseyed up to the tiki bar.

[Chick McGee]

How you doing?

[Josh Arnold]

Hell of a Tom Collins, please.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. The Stewart.

[Chick McGee]

We have a direct name after you. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Said officers were called to a local tiki bar about an unexpected guest. The authorities report the gator was eventually captured. Removed off the premises without incident.

[Christy Lee]

Like a martini on the Crocs.

[Pat Godwin]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

No injuries in that.

[Chick McGee]

This is outrage.

[Christy Lee]

There's some drunk at the bar going, well, that. She sure got leathery skin. Probably been in the sun too much. That'll happen in Florida.

[Josh Arnold]

You know.

[Tom Griswold]

He was relocated to a more suitable venue.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. More suitable. A handbag. Be More suitable.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't there have to be some guy named Albert Gator?

[Josh Arnold]

I hope so.

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

Gator is the okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I hope so.

[Christy Lee]

Right, Al Gator?

[Josh Arnold]

Albert Edwin Gator?

[Chick McGee]

Yes,

[Josh Arnold]

Please, please.

[Chick McGee]

That would make me believe in humans again. If I had an Ali Gator.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a whole bunch of Florida stories today. They rescued a woman in Florida who jumped into a canal to save her dog. Never a good idea though, man.

[Chick McGee]

I would, I wouldn't even give a second thought.

[Christy Lee]

Does this story have an alligator in it too?

[Tom Griswold]

The woman was walking her six year old dog, Cookie along a canal in Hallandale beach when he fell into the water.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's an appetizer and an entree.

[Chick McGee]

Damn it, Cookie.

[Tom Griswold]

She panicked and jumped in after the dog, but soon found she was unable to get out herself. First responders were called to the scene where they rushed in with a ladder and helped the pair out of the canal.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to think Cookie was on shore wagging her tail, watching her drown. That's what I'd like.

[Josh Arnold]

The dog got out just fine.

[Christy Lee]

Is there something wrong with me that

[Tom Griswold]

wanted an alligator to be in the dog?

[Christy Lee]

No. When I saw the headline, I thought, I'm not going to give you the story if the dog doesn't make it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, there's nothing wrong. Okay?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely not.

[Josh Arnold]

But it is funny that if she hadn't made it, we'd probably still do the story.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, as long as the dog got out, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

And by the way, this gets to my point. I don't think it's a smart idea to name your dog after food. I know you have a cat named Gravy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And if Gravy should escape on a Saturday night, you're walking around your neighborhood in your underwear yelling out gravy. And people call the cops.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that looks like Arnold's hungry again,

[Chick McGee]

Gary. No, it's Gravy.

[Tom Griswold]

Veterinarian saved a yellow lab after she ate seven Easter eggs.

[Josh Arnold]

I like real quick. But that other story.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So they put a ladder in the water. The, the woman climbs out, the dog climbs out. I, I'd like to think an alligator climbed out with a fake mustache going, thank God you saved us. We. Well, you're welcome, sir. Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, would you. I can't go into a canal in Florida.

[Josh Arnold]

God, no, no. But I mean, chicks, obviously the dog, our instinct would. Yeah, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Pet. You're going there. Oh my gosh.

[Christy Lee]

And you always hear about these, the people with little dogs, I imagine. I don't Imagine cookies, you know, large dog, I'm guessing cookies this little. You'll hear about, you know, they're walking them and all of a sudden the gator comes out of the bush and grabs the dog.

[Chick McGee]

Yep, she's no bigger than a popcorn fart.

[Tom Griswold]

This dog was saved after eating seven chocolate Easter eggs by a veterinarian. Owner Katrina Gordon had arranged a display of the chocolate eggs for her three year old son. But while they were briefly out, their dog Holly tore through the packaging and devoured nearly every.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she didn't know.

[Tom Griswold]

They rushed Holly to the emergency clinic where of course, they encouraged vomiting and Holly is now recovering. Ms. Gordon hopes that by sharing her family's story, she can raise awareness of the dangers of leaving chocolate around dogs.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you know why the dog ate the chocolate? Why? Even dogs hate peeps. Come on, let's get real here.

[Chick McGee]

To encourage vomiting, they showed her episodes of Happy's Place.

[Christy Lee]

This is okay. Did you say it was a yellow lab? Would have been a chocolate lab. But isn't it only one kind of chocolate?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, and I've heard, depending on the

[Tom Griswold]

size of the dog, how much they ate and.

[Christy Lee]

But it's, it's. Is it just dark chocolate? We should probably get down this.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if that's the case.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe I say just don't give your dogs chocolate. Well, be safer than sorrier. Is that right?

[Ali Breen]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you don't give your dog. But see, I have a dog that counter surfs too. You leave anything out, Leo will eat it, so you got to be careful.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it looks like a turd to them, so of course they're going to eat it. They're dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah. Tootsie Rolls you never want.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they neighborhood turd.

[Chick McGee]

Have you had the yak recycled? You know, like you, you watch TV and you hear and you look back at the dogs and before you can get up, the dog's eating it again. That's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, and I'm kind of glad we don't have that as humans. Yeah, whatever.

[Christy Lee]

That.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you know that response is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that. But the ball licking, that would be.

[Chick McGee]

Who knows what we're going to mutate into at the end of the day.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, the ball licking. I still don't know if I would.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know you, Josh, you would.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

We never got you out of your house.

[Chick McGee]

I don't put my fingers in my mouth hardly. I mean, I'm sure it wouldn't feel as good eventually as putting your. But you know, you know what I'M

[Christy Lee]

trying to say, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You want us to do it well, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it'd be nice. Let's go.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, this show's really deranged.

[Chick McGee]

Good mood or not.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we'll be joined by comedian Maggie Hughes DePaula. We'll be joined by Ali Breen with Sexy Time. Their visits brought to you by Lee's famous recipe chicken. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

You need enough to make sure that you aren't in a bad financial position. Once you have that, your salary becomes moot. What matters from that point forward?

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Anytime you of ownership stake or ownership potential.

[Christy Lee]

That's the money.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christie Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi. I have a question.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on to that. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee at the Originsouls.com sports desk. Tom Christie, you guys are has a question.

[Tom Griswold]

Just the guys to answer this.

[Chick McGee]

All right, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

When you have. When you're say. Gassy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How does it know to come out this way or that way? The front or the back?

[Chick McGee]

A Belcher.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Most gas that comes out the rear is developed in the large intestine, which would be closer to that area.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

So instead of going all the way back up higher.

[Christy Lee]

There are certain yogis in India that can make it come out of their belly button.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that something?

[Christy Lee]

It's amazing because it's closer.

[Josh Arnold]

It makes a very pleasant whistle.

[Chick McGee]

Other yoga, they come out of their ear. Takes great concentration. That's a great trick.

[Christy Lee]

That's Josh Arnold, by the way over there. He's at the I Hate stevensinger.com sidekick today.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's all coming up this way.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

I would love to. You wouldn't have to get me anything for my birthday, for Christmas. If I could hear a nice throaty belch from you on the Air.

[Tom Griswold]

Not right the second, but I'll.

[Chick McGee]

Good job, Chris.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody's better at doing it on command than Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you do that?

[Chick McGee]

The benefits of an only child.

[Christy Lee]

Now, we were talking about alligator attacks in Florida and Pat asked me to dig this one up. This is. Goes back a couple years in a place called Land O Lakes. Florida, I'm assuming. Home of the butter.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure.

[Christy Lee]

Did they get.

[Chick McGee]

Do you get to a certain point, you get so big you can name a town or after your. Like, could we be like Bob and Tom, Iowa or something like that?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Orlando likes butter. Or did they name themselves?

[Christy Lee]

I'm not sure. But the point of the story is this woman saved her dog from the. From this. I'm reading this verbatim. From the clutches of an alligator. Danny Wright told station WTSP that she took her puppy Dax for a walk along a creek behind the house. She heard a squeal and a pulling. The alligator had Dax by his collar and was dragging him. She punched the more than five foot long alligator repeatedly until it let go of her puppy.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

She and Dax are now recovering from their injuries.

[Chick McGee]

So Dax must have had like a puncture wound or something from the teeth, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Wow. Now, Pat, you see you have a tribute to that.

[Pat Godwin]

I do?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Alligator. Why'd you have to eat that dog? You have your own lake full of frogs and fish here. Living in fla, you get more brazen every day. How could you find a poodle so delicious? That's what we get for feeding you. Now you eat our pets. So give me the number of the gator hotline so I can call, get you out of my yard. You gotta go. And let go of Flo. She's just walking her dog. 83 years old, skinned like jerky, I'm told. Go find a bass or an eel. Cause Flo is not a tasty meal. Alligator, why'd you have to eat old flow? I took a little liberty with the story.

[Chick McGee]

That's very nice.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that has happened, though.

[Christy Lee]

Now we have Christy Lee over there at the news desk. What else is going on in the world?

[Tom Griswold]

Scientists have mapped all the nerves in the clitoris for the first time.

[Christy Lee]

Slow down.

[Chick McGee]

Did you say the.

[Tom Griswold]

I did. Using an X ray that employs an extremely bright light source called a synchrotron.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, come on.

[Chick McGee]

What is it called?

[Tom Griswold]

A synchrotron. Researchers were able to capture clitoral nerves in three dimension at micron scale resolution. The CT images further allowed researchers to trace the dorsal nerve of the clitoris shedding new light on how far it extends throughout the pelvis. Lead study author Dr. Zhu Young Lee.

[Josh Arnold]

His religion has nothing to do with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Told life Science, quote, I see this work as the beginning of a long journey for a new clitoral science.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

So what do you mean? Hey, Tom. My dad said. What are you majoring in? Well, dad, you know, I was doing English literature. Then I decided clitoral science was the future.

[Josh Arnold]

That's my boy.

[Christy Lee]

I tell you what. Finding that building every day is. I don't know why. I walk out of my dorm and I get lost. I can't.

[Josh Arnold]

I. This is a good thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, anything to.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're fairly clitorate, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You know your way around.

[Tom Griswold]

Around.

[Christy Lee]

So they've got a. They call it a map.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. 3D map.

[Chick McGee]

Well, don't tell.

[Christy Lee]

I know my most. Like most men, we don't like to use maps.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll just ask the gas station attendant where it is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'll get there and ask somebody. Is this it?

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, the old man in the boat.

[Christy Lee]

That's got to be a tough gig, though, for get home. What'd you do at work today? Well, I was mapping the glitter. Don't worry.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, honey, I gotta be honest. If I see one more, you better look at mine.

[Christy Lee]

You spend all day last night? Just spent half an hour. Couldn't get even close.

[Tom Griswold]

Archaeologists in the Netherlands recently discovered an unusual bone carving.

[Chick McGee]

See, that's an unusual bone carving.

[Tom Griswold]

It's an ancient Roman bone penis. The art object had been forgotten in a storage box.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right. Back then, men had bones in their wieners.

[Chick McGee]

Is there a joke that. Wandering hands and Roman bo. Or something like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Roman hands.

[Chick McGee]

Roman.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Wandering eyes and Roman hands.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was Roman bone.

[Christy Lee]

And it wouldn't be. It would have to be something else with a double entendre.

[Josh Arnold]

Hands.

[Chick McGee]

Roman.

[Christy Lee]

Another cult?

[Chick McGee]

No, Wandering hands.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you're saying the second one.

[Christy Lee]

The setup has to be.

[Josh Arnold]

He's got. Even pat alludes to that song.

[Tom Griswold]

Doing a joke writing class or are we doing.

[Christy Lee]

No worries. He's got an F in it. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been asked lot a leave.

[Tom Griswold]

During the cataloging project at the Volkov Museum, Researchers identified the 7.8-inch long penis dating back 1800 to 2000 years.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it Nikolai Volkov?

[Chick McGee]

He's a wrestler, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Romans typically weren't too scandalized by nudity and artwork including depictions of male genitalia. They often saw penises as symbolically protective.

[Chick McGee]

They walked around naked A lot.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, they were

[Tom Griswold]

sculptures. Frequently decorated homes, usually above entrances to guard against the so called evil eye.

[Chick McGee]

Come on in here, Josh. I want to show you what I'm doing in the kitchen. What we're going to do is have a beautiful display of penises up here on the wall.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that is lovely.

[Tom Griswold]

I just bought an evil eye belt. Does that mean it'll ward off penises or is it the other evil eye?

[Josh Arnold]

What's that?

[Christy Lee]

Well, they did the. The sculptures. The sculptures of the male genitalia were put there to ward off so called evil eye.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. The phalluses are even adorned in jewelry in some aspects. The newly found phallic artifact is unique in that it had been carved from bone.

[Christy Lee]

We have a picture of it.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Whereas similar phallus.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see.

[Christy Lee]

You can tell it's Roman because on the right there, you see the helmet.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Centurion, like, man, that looks like a tournament turnip. A long turnip.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, like a big boy. You. If you hadn't. If we hadn't been told that that was sculpted, we would. I agree. That does look like a turnip.

[Chick McGee]

That's weird how it gets so narrow.

[Christy Lee]

Or kind of a weird. Sort of a misshapen banana.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, does yours get weird like that with a narrow tip like that?

[Tom Griswold]

Almost weird.

[Chick McGee]

Goes into nothingness. Shouldn't it all be one?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no. The part on the left is the handle.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick knows that. He's looking at the. Yeah, he's looking at the. It does. It does narrow down toward the head. It might taper more than the typical wean. Right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. If yours looks like that, you got

[Chick McGee]

something wrong, you got some problems. And it's real thick. Right before you get to the head.

[Josh Arnold]

Mine looks like that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's wrong and you should be ashamed.

[Christy Lee]

That should be a. Cut it off in the doctor's office, if you're looking.

[Chick McGee]

Look.

[Christy Lee]

Looks like this. You got. You got a. You got an issue going on here.

[Tom Griswold]

So you've never seen an evil eye before?

[Josh Arnold]

I just did online. I haven't.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't it on our money or something? Isn't there an evil eye?

[Tom Griswold]

There's an eye, but it's kind of looks like that. You see it in different forms, different jewelry, different.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, a lot of necklaces.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

With the evil eye.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I wouldn't wear that. That's a curse.

[Chick McGee]

It's evil.

[Christy Lee]

No, but now I bought the belt.

[Tom Griswold]

Should I take it back?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's brought on by envy.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Of what I just read.

[Chick McGee]

Have envy and covetous behavior.

[Christy Lee]

But doesn't it ward off. Doesn't the evil eye also ward off others?

[Tom Griswold]

I think so stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think so.

[Chick McGee]

I think so.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we're gonna visit with comedian Maggie Hughes Depaulo and we'll have Ali Breen here with sexy time. But right now we have time for one more story.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, is Maggie Hughes Depaulo a hyphenated name? I don't know why that usually means difficult.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

First of all, I think you mean hymen.

[Chick McGee]

I'm glad someone finally mentioned a British

[Tom Griswold]

cobbler who accidentally cut off his thumb has had his lost digit replaced with his big toe. We've heard this story many times, Mr. You guys.

[Christy Lee]

Every time I mention, every time I mention this, this, that I met this guy that had that done. You guys poo poo it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, we never did.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

It's an amazing feat of metal.

[Chick McGee]

It's an amazing thumb.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's not a whole foot.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he walk with a lean now?

[Chick McGee]

He didn't have to walk in a circle.

[Christy Lee]

I did. We determined. Wasn't there an article saying that that's the least necessary of your toes?

[Chick McGee]

Which one?

[Christy Lee]

The big toe.

[Chick McGee]

The captain of the toes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think that.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't tell that to your big toe. How's your lasering going, by the way?

[Christy Lee]

I start next week.

[Chick McGee]

How's your feet in your fungus. You saw. How's that going?

[Tom Griswold]

You're a fungus among us.

[Chick McGee]

Can I catch that? Can I catch a fungus from you?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever say that when you were a kid?

[Josh Arnold]

Is it airborne?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, it's just.

[Chick McGee]

Is it like discolored or mask?

[Josh Arnold]

I ball up your socks and put them in my mouth. Is that gonna.

[Chick McGee]

Am I gonn.

[Christy Lee]

Could we get Back to the.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. David Lee was trimming the head of a shoe in January of 2019 when his hand got snagged in the machine.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

And his right thumb was cut off.

[Chick McGee]

He was doing what?

[Christy Lee]

He's a cobbler. Cobbler is a person that repairs shoes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

No. A cobbler is fruit filled pastry.

[Pat Godwin]

Delicious.

[Christy Lee]

A shoemaker makes shoes.

[Chick McGee]

There's a distinction. They're called a shoemaker or.

[Tom Griswold]

A 46 year old from Nottinghamshire brought his thumb to the hospital but doctors were unable to reattach so they took the big toe from his right foot and added it to his hand. Now Mr. Lee said that the new appendage is fully functional after years of Physiotherapy.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

He stopped chewing his fingernails. But that's a miraculous surgery. Oh, there's a picture of them.

[Chick McGee]

Look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know, it doesn't look too bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, but I'd like to see the. It is much bigger.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Though obviously the. The big toe is a little different shape.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's grotesque as well.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. I. I don't really. I think I would have just gone thumbless.

[Christy Lee]

No, you want to have the opposable digit.

[Josh Arnold]

That's important. It's just got me in trouble.

[Chick McGee]

Get your reaching stick and call it a day.

[Christy Lee]

Well, Josh, if that were then, you'd have to start using your left. Understand, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

I already have. Because I remember I broke my right wrist when I was like, 15. And those were the formative days. When it comes to that, I'm a

[Chick McGee]

lefty, no socks, right into a shirt. Okay, we know far too much about him.

[Christy Lee]

Bravo to this guy quiet behavior, and congratulations to the brilliant surgeons.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he's a disgusting freak.

[Pat Godwin]

Ruined two body parts.

[Chick McGee]

Like, what's the first thing somebody shook there? Shake his hand and go, oh, my God, what's that facing the wrong way?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but the guy always gets picked up while hitchhiking. That's a big thumb there. They always see it.

[Chick McGee]

Is there anything funnier than Pee Wee wearing the big fake thumb? Man, oh, man, that's funny.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, now I'll remind you that Josh is sitting at the ihatestevensinger.com Sidekick Chair. The importance of that is Mother's Day just around the corner. And Steven Singer's got it. He's got what you need, Mother. Of course, there's great bracelets, great earrings, great necklaces, and more. But the big thing right now is that sunrise 24 karat gold dipped rose. These are real roses, ladies and gentlemen, dipped in 24 karat gold. And the price of gold, I know it's going way up, but still, Stephen is keeping the price down to 89 bucks. Once again, real roses dipped in gold. And then certain colors are applied to them. They call this one the sunset because it's got kind of a morning glow, I guess you'd call it a pinkish purple going into a warm golden yellow. You can see it online by going to ihatestevensinger.com the new Sunshine Rose. 89 bucks. Only available at. I hate stevensinger.com. celebrate all those moms in your life. They make every sunrise possible.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

I hate Stephensinger.com is where you'll find all this stuff. And Stephen, like I said, he's got those beautiful, the, the Atlas bracelet, great value, of course, necklaces, etc, etc. And the beautiful sunrise 24 karat gold that grows exclusively from Steven Singer. It comes in a beautiful box and of course, shipping is free. And the famous Steven Singer guarantee. If you're not happy, send it back. It's that simple. I hate stevensinger.com Coming up, comedian Maggie Hughes Depaulo. We'll find out if there's a hyphen in there. And more from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news desk. There's Pat. God.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the ih. Steven Singer, sidekick. Chair Ace Cosby's here. Hello, I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. And Tom, we have a special guest

[Christy Lee]

joining us in the studio, comedian Maggie Hughes Depaulo. Now, Josh, you want to go ask her your question?

[Josh Arnold]

Are you. Is it a hyphenated last name?

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

I heard that. And it is not hyphenated.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Yeah, I can. I'm not that high maintenance.

[Chick McGee]

Good.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

You know what? I, I grew up Irish Catholic. I married an Italian guy, so I wanted to keep. Keep Hughes in the mix.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

You know, more importantly, in case I get divorced, it's always there.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. There's.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

I can just drop the Italian.

[Christy Lee]

Take your driver's license and a pair of scissors.

[Chick McGee]

That's just good thinking because you buy a house thinking to sell it, you're going to get married. Thinking you got to get a divorce.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, that's forward thinking. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have kids?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a very big Catholic thing to do. Sorry. Yeah. That is a lot of friends.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

It's an Irish Catholic thing. More importantly, we do. We have four kids.

[Tom Griswold]

Kids.

[Christy Lee]

No. Are they. Is it like Bobby Hughes?

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

They're all Depaulo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they don't have the Hughes thing? No, none of them.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

I couldn't sneak that in. Nope.

[Christy Lee]

Really? What a tyrant. You're married.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you don't. If there were to be a divorce, you, you don't want them.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He'll.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So why have the Hughes at all?

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Drop the kids and the Italian I'd

[Christy Lee]

say that the other day, my 13 year old. And I. I know. I know what you're thinking. Thinking, I also have kids. I also. I also have a 10 year old. And many others said. First of all, the first question from Hart was, hey, if you. If you two both die, who gets to take. Who gets to take us? And she goes, can I vote? She starts naming these people she'd like to have as her parents, which was rather awkward.

[Tom Griswold]

Uhhuh.

[Christy Lee]

But Finn, then Finn goes, you know, if you and dad split up, I'm going with him.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa, whoa.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

That's very forward.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet. I bet that a mother loves hearing that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

It's a very progressive thing for these.

[Christy Lee]

I was kind of thinking, hey, good for me. How did I score those points? Oh, I know. By saying yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say because she would be a long dad.

[Chick McGee]

How about they? Haven't that same. Same group been asking about the will and things and the trust?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's what.

[Josh Arnold]

I wasn't. Godwin, get Willie.

[Pat Godwin]

I do indeed. I'm the godfather.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And. And, hey, happy birthday, Willie. It is Willie's birthday today.

[Chick McGee]

My phone told me that. And I thought, well, this isn't right. By gosh. It is.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, happy birthday, Willie.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he three zero?

[Chick McGee]

No, he's 34. 33? Yeah. 34.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you think he'd be a little more mature?

[Christy Lee]

Early 30s.

[Tom Griswold]

Early 30s.

[Josh Arnold]

33.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

33 older kids. Right. Tom, you have.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got a couple sets. He's got three sets.

[Christy Lee]

They're way up there.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's good.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

They could take the younger ones if anything happens.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, well, that's true.

[Chick McGee]

Christy said one morning that Tom did not stop having kids when you're supposed to.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

What. What age range do you have?

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

So we've got a big gap as well. We have almost 18, 14, 13. All boys, boys. And then my daughter is 6.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay, cool.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

So they can raise her if anything happens.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, she's gonna be.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

She'll be raising them, actually.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Yeah, she'll be in charge.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That's an awkward thing that. Who's gonna take him if something goes wrong?

[Tom Griswold]

It is.

[Christy Lee]

That happened to a friend of mine in high school.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have that in your will, though? Did you guys decide on somebody?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, this.

[Tom Griswold]

It's complicated.

[Christy Lee]

No, no. I mean, it's. There's a committee.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I know.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just guessing. I'm not in the mix anywhere, am I?

[Tom Griswold]

None of us are.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the financial part, I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

You got to find somebody with dough in a. In a pool.

[Christy Lee]

You're in that.

[Chick McGee]

You got to get the pool. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Got the mortgage payment all built into it. It's. It's a great will. It's the size of a phone book.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but you have to have that stuff. I mean, I know I'm a little paranoid, but like I said, when I was in high school, one of my guy that I knew, his parents were both killed in a car crash, in a plane crash. And, you know, he was the. He was. It had brothers and sisters, and they. He ended up living at a friend of mine.

[Chick McGee]

Did I. Wow. Did I hear somebody hear a big

[Tom Griswold]

laugh in the back?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Plane crash.

[Josh Arnold]

Car crash. No. Plane crash. Got a huge laugh. Somebody pop.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, I. I could have said car crash, but that's not what happened.

[Chick McGee]

All right, but.

[Christy Lee]

So, yeah, no, you probably don't have that anymore, do you, Christy?

[Tom Griswold]

No, because my kids are now old enough to take. Well, sort of old enough to take care of themselves.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a friend that can go move into her place?

[Josh Arnold]

Place?

[Tom Griswold]

Love you, honeys.

[Josh Arnold]

Which one's your favorite? Maggie.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Well, that changes by the day.

[Josh Arnold]

I imagine.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

It does. Yeah. So I, you know, my daughter and I are the closest, obviously. We. She. She's been borrowing all my makeup.

[Ali Breen]

She's.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

She's got this new.

[Josh Arnold]

She's like.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

She's six, loves lipstick. First day of school, she told her teachers that my mom wears lipstick and does shows for adults. Adults. St. Francis Catholic School. That. That's where they think I work at polecats.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I like that name. The Pole Cat.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Pole Cats.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, you want to go to the Pole Cat with me?

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Having a guys night at the Polkat.

[Christy Lee]

And you said you're Irish Catholic.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Irish Catholic.

[Christy Lee]

Did you have a. Did you have a Catholic wedding?

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

I grew up on the south side of Chicago. I did. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Yeah. That's like, non negotiable. When you're an Irish Catholic, they love weddings.

[Christy Lee]

And your man is an Italian.

[Tom Griswold]

Italian Catholic.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Italian Catholic.

[Christy Lee]

Is there a distinction when it comes

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

to the ceremonial East Coast? No, there's just more of us. He has a small family, so I have like 34 first cousins, and he comes from a small family, so he's still trying to catch up with names.

[Christy Lee]

Now, Pat, don't you have a song that would tie right into this lengthy mask situation with a lot of.

[Tom Griswold]

We just have. You know, we were talking about Easter, and a lot of people went to. To mass on Easter that normally don't go To Mass.

[Christy Lee]

What was the word you came up with?

[Tom Griswold]

Priesters.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Priesters?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Christmas, Easter folks, they only go.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

They're called priesters, Catholic light.

[Christy Lee]

And I was told by someone that involved in the financial realm of a certain diocese that they had moved all of their spring break so that Easter wasn't in it because they were finding that the people who were the so called creasters, they'd. They'd. They would. When the collection plate came around, they'd be given the money to some place in Florida instead of where they lived.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's kind of changing because you do it online now, but you still have to put your envelope in, even if it's empty, which I find.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Because they want to prove that you were at mass. They can't prove you were at mass if you just put your money.

[Christy Lee]

They're taking attendance. I thought Jesus did that from above.

[Tom Griswold]

They do this at your school?

[Chick McGee]

Because I thought they had an app. Don't they have an app?

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

I see you in church if the windows are clean. That was my dad's favorite saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Because if you have kids in their school especially, they want to prove that you're actually active in the parish.

[Christy Lee]

Wait, I want. What did your dad say again?

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

They just. I'll see you in church if the windows are clean.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a nice phrase.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Yes, they care if you're a parishioner. It's more. It's all about the money. Like my husband said, this is all just about writing checks. Maggie. I said I get it. But yes, they do want to prove that you've been to church if you're a parishioner, if you have children at the school now.

[Christy Lee]

And you said you were married in a Catholic service.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Correct.

[Christy Lee]

And that's a lot of standing and sitting. And it was. How long did it last?

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

You know, a lot of standing and sitting. A lot of.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, like an hour plus hour.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

It's an hour mass? Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a lot.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

They haven't shortened it?

[Christy Lee]

No. If it's an hour mass, I assume that means an open bar is pretty much required.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I got that from Irish.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Well, there's a tailgate before.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Nice. Tailgate.

[Christy Lee]

Well, no. Would you a favor, Matt?

[Chick McGee]

Maggie.

[Christy Lee]

With this song, Maggie, did your church

[Pat Godwin]

try to do the folk mass or the rock mass that they bring in the kids? They try the music at all?

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

We haven't done that, but I'm. I'm happy. Do you get a little. One bread, one body? You're gonna.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, it's a good song, though. We tried the Reggae Mess. Have you heard of the Reggae Mask? To get the kids in. Okay, here we go.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Stand up, kneel down Sit back in your pew Come on now kneel down Stand, sit now for a few. I just follow the priest now he knows what to do. He's like an aerobics instructor when you don't have a clue. Come on now, stand up Kneel down Get in all your steps. Kneel down, stand up. Oh, it's rough on the haps

[Tom Griswold]

Knees

[Pat Godwin]

Are joints sore, muscles tight and rear. Come on now. Easter Sunday. See you all next year. Merry Christmas.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Oh, that is going to be my head all day.

[Christy Lee]

Help me here. Is there someone on the stage altar that is informing you that no you fall down?

[Pat Godwin]

Everybody in the priest.

[Josh Arnold]

Occasionally the priest will say, say please stand.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

For certain things, especially during a Catholic Mass when everybody may not be Catholic, they do tend to please rise. Yes. They'll tell you more than if you're just there.

[Christy Lee]

Is it always in the same order?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

So if you go a lot, you're gonna know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Yes. I could do it all in our sleep.

[Tom Griswold]

We can say all the prayers, you

[Christy Lee]

know what do you know what the total of up down, Neil?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I've never counted.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, is it upwards of 50 or.

[Pat Godwin]

No, maybe not 50.

[Christy Lee]

I remember going to, going to one of those with my dad who's in a wheelchair. So he wasn't in the pew, but I was. I was sort of sitting on the end of the pew and he was, he was right next to me and he leaned over and he said, I've had friends whose marriages lasted less time than GD wedding.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

They're long.

[Christy Lee]

Well, see, he had to pee and

[Chick McGee]

it was like a beautiful man. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, he really had to go and, you know, that was an ordeal in itself.

[Chick McGee]

Give him a pouch.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

I'm not going to give my father a pouch.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to help.

[Christy Lee]

I. He would. He could get up out of the chair and walk two or three toward the end.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe you should have said, why don't you get up and take a few steps and scream, I'm healed.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And then he would go right down in his face. Wow. Well, we're speaking with a comedian, Maggie Hughes Depaulo, and she's a lovely woman. Four kids I would never have. You look extraordinarily young.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Oh, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

You do not look like you have than 18 year old. So obviously you started at 14.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Very early.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, very early. How old were you when you got married?

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Same as you. How old. Say that again.

[Christy Lee]

When you got married, how old were you?

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

I was.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have to answer any of these questions.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

32.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. So you jammed a lot of living there.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'll tell you what.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Don't do the math.

[Christy Lee]

It's. I think when we come back, we're going to do today in history. History. And I was just looking at a second ago when there's something in there that applies to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. It's amazing the, the coincidence. So many coincidences in life and this is just another one right now.

[Chick McGee]

We'll talk about quintessences. Happy coincidence.

[Christy Lee]

Maggie, we like to cover a lot on this show.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

I love it.

[Christy Lee]

Now, Christy Lee, could we get a news story out of you? Oh, are you looking at your Insta again?

[Tom Griswold]

She's.

[Chick McGee]

When you say.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, like you're always prepared over there. Always on the.

[Christy Lee]

I am always unprepared. That's the kind of consistency that I like to show everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of women and babies and giving birth.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A woman gave birth on a Caribbean Airlines flight to New York City recently. A flight from Kingston, Jamaica contacted air traffic control to report a pregnant passenger had gone into labor and requested medical personnel meet the plane at jfk. In a recording of the conversation released to the media, ground control asks the pilot, quote, is it out yet? To which the pilot confirms. And the air traffic controller quips, all right, tell her she's got to name it Kennedy because they were flying. Did you hear?

[Christy Lee]

They had it on the news last night and they. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The Caribbean Airlines confirmed the incident to CBS News, saying mom and newborn were attended to once the plane landed. Now, what citizenship does she have?

[Christy Lee]

You know something? You couldn't have asked that at a worse time. But I do know that this, that International, right?

[Chick McGee]

International.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have an international passport that's put everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Sure, Worldwide.

[Christy Lee]

That's a very fair question. And I don't know the answer to that because there's. That there's the whole controversy with the Supreme Court and birth citizenship. But what's interesting about this, she actually, first of all, well, how do you. They let you on a plane if you're eight months pregnant? I thought they didn't do that.

[Josh Arnold]

What is she doing?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think they can ask you that.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they should be. They should be able to.

[Tom Griswold]

Your doctor usually informs you. We don't want you traveling after.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

If somebody looks, we could see your uterus, ma'.

[Ali Breen]

Am.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

You're not.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You're you're crowning you're not getting on this plane.

[Christy Lee]

But I mean I think it's funny that if you have to name it after the airport you landed it would be really cool if you at a cool airport like Lewis Armstrong Airport in New Orleans.

[Tom Griswold]

What if it's a girl?

[Christy Lee]

Louise Armstrong.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

I don't know if I'd want to be named Kennedy if I was born on an airplane.

[Josh Arnold]

It's kind of a. Yeah yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Especially right now with that Carolyn.

[Christy Lee]

But also don't want a water birth. At least not John John or Ted now that I think about it.

[Chick McGee]

You don't shut up. I'm going to crash this plane.

[Josh Arnold]

Or in the back of a convertible. Really?

[Christy Lee]

How about let's see what's you if you were Atlanta, that'd be a very hip airport.

[Tom Griswold]

Hartsfield.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Hartsfield Jackson.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's kind of.

[Christy Lee]

That sounds like a Supreme Court justice. Hartsfield Jackson. It's a cool name. Are there uncool airport names?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't want to be Hobby Hope in Burbank.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not too cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's okay. Aspen, Colorado. It's like Pitkin. That'd be a name for a girl. Have you met our little daughter Pitkin Bitkin.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm out.

[Christy Lee]

She's city.

[Chick McGee]

How many Hang on City. How many airports do we have to go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

At least she had the baby on the plane supposed to in line at the tsa so I wonder if. I wonder if they let her. Do you suppose they let her breastfeed on just half a boob.

[Josh Arnold]

Half a boob.

[Christy Lee]

You can't have the whole thing

[Chick McGee]

and it's up to the flight attendant how much you pop you get. Right. If you ask for the can they. It's up to their. They can.

[Christy Lee]

Well, your daughter was a flight attendant. Ask her.

[Chick McGee]

She. I couldn't pin her down on that. She wouldn't let me. I think she didn't want me to feel bad.

[Christy Lee]

So I don't I don't take in beverages on airplanes.

[Chick McGee]

Of course you don't your gas.

[Christy Lee]

No. I don't want to have to pee any more than I don't want have to get up any more than possible do a Do you and do you drink liquids on an airplane?

[Pat Godwin]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

What do you what's your what's your order? What do you.

[Chick McGee]

Well what you do is you get a glass of ice and then you get some. You get maybe some schwepes.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

I was going to say you seem like a ginger ale guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. And then you pour Vodka in there. And if you have any room for any schwepes, you pour more vodka.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And then you just look at the can and read that while you're drinking your bot.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, the old chick McGee. The old. Those days are gone.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Right now I want to talk about feet. Josh, you want to help me? Me here?

[Josh Arnold]

I do. In fact, I don't want to help you. I want to do it.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, please, do it.

[Josh Arnold]

And I want you to silence yourself.

[Christy Lee]

I will not interrupt at all.

[Chick McGee]

Orangeinsoles.com.

[Christy Lee]

do you want to see my orange insoles?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

It involves taking your lousy feet off, shoes off, or whatever your fung.

[Josh Arnold]

You're a mom, Maggie. You know what it's like with kids. Corralling them, walking around the house, getting them here and there. And sometimes I bet you ache a little bit. Your knees get tired, your feet get tired. You can just stare at me the.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

All day, every day. Yes. Keep going.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course, lower backs tighten up. Things happen.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man, am I sore.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, a lot of tweaks. That's where orange insoles come in. They deliver rich and rigid arch support that do not collapse by lunchtime.

[Chick McGee]

We truly do get requests for Josh to read commercials.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you know that it's a nightmare.

[Chick McGee]

No, people love the hell out of it.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

This is hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

They have deep heel cups that cradle your heels and absorb shock naturally, helping maintain alignment. You know what that does? That keeps your feet and legs from fatiguing as much.

[Christy Lee]

That's how the Rockettes are in.

[Tom Griswold]

They wear orange insoles in their shoes.

[Josh Arnold]

Wouldn't that be awesome?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, with clear glass slippers. That'd be a great ad. That they have Dorothy with the glass slippers on and she lifts up her feet.

[Chick McGee]

Look, orange insoles.

[Christy Lee]

It's like the Nutella thing flying by the Artemis.

[Josh Arnold]

Your feet and legs. Where the hell was I?

[Tom Griswold]

Where do I get orange insoles, josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Orangeinsoles.com. christie. Thank you very much. They're durable enough for work boots like Tom wears, but they're comfortable enough for everyday wear.

[Christy Lee]

These are apres ski boots.

[Tom Griswold]

Shut up.

[Josh Arnold]

I call them work boots because you're. You're the hardest working man.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. Now shut up.

[Christy Lee]

I do have my urgent soles in these.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

I don't believe you.

[Josh Arnold]

They're built for real people. That's right, you out there. Teachers, servers, nurses. Anybody who's standing on their feet longer than, let's say, a couple minutes. Boy, oh, boy. Check out Orange inSouls. Visit orangeinsouls.com order more and save with orange and souls Bundle packs.

[Christy Lee]

Remember, as FDR said, if I could get up, I'd kick your ass.

[Josh Arnold]

All I have is this orange blank.

[Chick McGee]

Fdr, fdr. Here's FDR for orange insoles.

[Christy Lee]

The only thing we have to visit

[Josh Arnold]

is a jungle gym.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute. There we go. Do you want me to take them out?

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

See how orange they are?

[Josh Arnold]

We can see them and smell them from here.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

You need Josh's shirt for those.

[Christy Lee]

I do not have foot odors.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Yes, you need a workman's.

[Christy Lee]

Take a whiff of.

[Josh Arnold]

No, take a whip.

[Tom Griswold]

Put your shoe back on.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you've told us about your fungus.

[Christy Lee]

Maggie, I don't even know this. They told you. But guests on the Bob and Tom show have to take a good huff.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at her face.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have to stand.

[Christy Lee]

She has.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Boys, I'm looking at how big. How. How big is your foot?

[Christy Lee]

12. Okay, now wait a minute. When we come back, I have been told by. Jason just sent me a note about something involving size in your life. We'll get to that in a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me finish the ad.

[Christy Lee]

I'd ra.

[Josh Arnold]

Be sure to use promo code Bob at Tom at checkout. You're gonna receive $5 off your total order plus free shipping in the USA. That's orange insouls.com promo code Bob and Tom.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I was talking to the orange insoles people yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no way they talked to you.

[Christy Lee]

And I said, it's a great idea. How about doing red insoles for Christmas, green insoles for St. Patrick's Day. And they hung up the phone. We've worked for years to get the word orange in here.

[Chick McGee]

Shot.

[Christy Lee]

Shut up. You're an idiot. When we come back, you're going to see an amazing tie into our guest, Maggie Hughes DePaul. And I forgot to mention that coming up, April 13th and 14th, she's going to be at our favorite club in Nashville, Tennessee, Zany's. Also The Milwaukee Improv. April 29, the famous helium in Indy. This evening, we're going to come right back. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob and tom@bob bobandtom.com

[Christy Lee]

commodition

[Chick McGee]

welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk. Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick Chair. Just in time for Mother's Day. There's Ace cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the orange insoles.com sports desk. Tom, we have a special guest.

[Christy Lee]

She is the Lovely Maggie Hughes DePaulo. Recently doing some work with our buddy Nate Bargazzi. And she's gonna be doing a bunch of other stuff. But I've got a couple quick questions I'm gonna get to in just a second. We are gonna do Today in history. I'm gonna make an unusual tie in here. Do we have the official music?

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Let's see what's going on. Today is April. April 8th. We start with birthdays.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, all right. And the first one should be your sons.

[Christy Lee]

We. We go in. Oh, you start with the oldest, born in 1460.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's not that old.

[Christy Lee]

Juan Ponce de Leon. And I bring this up because. Remember what he was looking for?

[Tom Griswold]

Fountain of Youth.

[Christy Lee]

And apparently our guest has found it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

Very, very young. And of course, Ponce de Leon stands for John Lion Pants, I believe. John of the Lion Pants.

[Chick McGee]

Now, you kids listening? If you'd like to answer that on your history question, that's totally acceptable.

[Christy Lee]

He discovered Florida.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Although he actually discovered that there were people already living there even then. Primarily elderly natives.

[Chick McGee]

Very,

[Christy Lee]

very, very unusual.

[Chick McGee]

Usual St. Augustine, the oldest McDonald's.

[Christy Lee]

And if you think the Fountain of Youth is there, take a trip to Florida. You'll find out. Nope. Happy birthday to the actress Robin Wright.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Formerly Robin Wright, Pen House of Cards.

[Christy Lee]

She's already been married and divorced three times.

[Tom Griswold]

She was president.

[Chick McGee]

What an incredible loser.

[Christy Lee]

So she's still looking for Mr. Wright, if you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes, if you will.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

That's why she kept that middle name.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly. Thank you. Happy birthday, Willie Griswold, 33 today.

[Chick McGee]

Bingo.

[Christy Lee]

Son number two. What a great kid.

[Tom Griswold]

Same age as our Lord Jesus Christ.

[Christy Lee]

I believe. Willie describes himself. He looks like the Ambien dealer at a Christian college.

[Tom Griswold]

But this is his year. 33. That's your year. When.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

He'll have great things happen this year.

[Christy Lee]

In some ways, he's like the Cooper Manning of the Griswolds.

[Tom Griswold]

What does that mean?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Just stop.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, like the Tito Jack Jackson.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

And I just feel Willie grabbing his steering wheel, screaming, no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, at least he's not sensitive.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you crazy?

[Christy Lee]

Just trying to get a couple laughs here.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, seriously. What? What did he say about me? Seriously, Willie, calm down.

[Christy Lee]

On this date in 1974, Hank Aaron broke Babe Ruth's all time home run record A, A R. And then still hold second place to Barry Bonds, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it depends on what you're looking at.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Hank did it without roids, I guess, as far as we know. And steroids.

[Tom Griswold]

Roy free.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

We have no idea about George.

[Chick McGee]

Brad.

[Christy Lee]

George, Brad. No one ever gives him the credit he deserves. Called him Hammer and Hank, right? Roy Berry, babe. Did it with what? Beer, hookers and hot dogs. Hot dogs, okay. Oh, this I remember as not being all that interesting. In 1983, David Copperfield made what disappear? Christie?

[Tom Griswold]

The Statue of Liberty.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Not all that interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Great wallet.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean?

[Josh Arnold]

It was awesome. And I saw a video on YouTube. They talk about how it was done and that's also astounding.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you make the Statue of Liberty disappear?

[Chick McGee]

It's a troll.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you make the crowd rotate a little to the left?

[Christy Lee]

And then lastly, Twin Peaks, the TV show premiered on ABC in 1990.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Did you really like that?

[Josh Arnold]

I really did like that show. And I loved the.

[Chick McGee]

The She's Wrapped in Plastic.

[Josh Arnold]

The recent continuation. About five years ago too. But I'm a Lynch. I'm a Lynchian.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I love weirdos. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Lost but for hipsters, kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, Very good. Very, very good. Now let's get back to our guest, Maggie Hughes. Apollo. Jason told me.

[Chick McGee]

A little bird told me.

[Christy Lee]

Well, let me sort this out by saying you are not extraordinarily tall.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

No.

[Christy Lee]

But you're not short either. But you're a more or less average person with respect to your build.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe Radio's not for you.

[Christy Lee]

Jason says you have a son that is six foot eight.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Yes. Super tall.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Six foot eight, Plays basketball, which works out nicely. The only thing that fits him are NBA tracksuits. So the whole closet. If you didn't know any better, you'd think we have like an Eastern European exchange student that lives with us.

[Christy Lee]

How tall is your husband?

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

My husband's like six, three.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so what size shoe does boy take?

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

So our son wears a 17, which is a giant shoe. He wanted white Crocs for Christmas. Christmas. And I was like, dude, they don't make a 17 croc. That's like a baby bassinet sized croc. Yeah, he's tall. We shop at men's, like men's big and tall stores. That's like, where we have to get like, formal wear, which they don't have a lot of options for kids. They just have like top hats and canes.

[Christy Lee]

Six, eight. Oh, that's amazing. Now, coming up, by the way, we have a comedian. Ali Breen will be joining us with the special feature known as Sexy Time. Yes, we certainly look forward to that. We will be returning to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X. Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and Tom, Bob and tom dot com.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk. Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Got the guitar, got the piano there, got the songs. Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

He's the I hate Steven Singer, sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. We have a special guest.

[Christy Lee]

We do indeed. She is comedian Maggie Hughes Depala and lives in greater Chicago. This weekend does the Masters. We were talking sports Chicago.

[Josh Arnold]

Where is the Masters this year?

[Chick McGee]

Schomberg.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell's wrong with you? You can't switch topics like that.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

That did get me.

[Chick McGee]

It'll make people crash their car.

[Christy Lee]

Makes them pay attention, I guess. You going to watch the Masters?

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

I am.

[Christy Lee]

Are you a golfer?

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

My husband is a golfer.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

We spent a lot of money on golf. He golfs. He turned our guest bedroom into a golf simulator for his 40th birthday.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Yeah, that's what my in laws said when they came came to stay and there was no bed. I was like, we'll get an air mattress. I'm like, yeah, they could just roll off and play the back half of pebble beach off the air mattress.

[Josh Arnold]

Cool.

[Christy Lee]

Neat. Now we had a new story about a woman who gave birth on an airplane just before I guess it landed at Kennedy Airport.

[Tom Griswold]

She was coming from Kingston, Jamaica, jfk.

[Christy Lee]

I still don't know what the citizenship of the kids are going to be. That's complicated.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, but who cares?

[Christy Lee]

Well, right now there's a whole.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, why do you guys guys care? It's just some.

[Christy Lee]

Well, no, I care about

[Pat Godwin]

flying out of Kingston, Jamaica.

[Chick McGee]

This parentless child that's a ward of the state. Why?

[Christy Lee]

The, the, the thing was they played it in the news last night. The air traffic control guys are going back and forth and they're saying n the kid has to be named Kennedy since land.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

They're sleeping in their cars, man. Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

But I was wondering because what would be like the hippest, coolest name if you have to name it after an airport? I thought Like Louis Armstrong would be great. But what if it was named after the airport code? So I. During the break, I looked up a few airport codes you don't want clt. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Speak for yourself.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Lucky they didn't land in Fukuoka, Japan.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They've got a three litter.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is that the one in. Okay, that's what they use.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. If you can guess in North Dakota, there is an airport with the airport code. Dik. Fresno. Fat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You know what I mean? That is going to give the kid a problem. Real complex. There's a PNS airport code in Florida.

[Chick McGee]

What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Very awkward for a young lady that Pensacola. Yeah. So in any of it, let's. We have to move on because we've got sexy time coming up. What else have you got, Chris?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, why is it so hard for you to do nothing on vacation? Tom, have you ever thought about that new survey out there finds more than half of Americans do not know how to do nothing?

[Chick McGee]

Hmm.

[Christy Lee]

That would be me.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. According to the poll of 2,000 adults, the average person uses the phrase, quote, I'm busy nearly 300 times a year.

[Chick McGee]

Some do it more than that, like

[Tom Griswold]

300 times a morning ass. More than a third admit it's easier to say I'm busy than to say no.

[Chick McGee]

He'll come in and I'll go, oh, hey, how's it going? He goes, yesterday was just, oh, nice. I go, really? It's like it's a surprise every single day.

[Josh Arnold]

I smile thinking about this moment. I was sitting in my office and Tom came in and goes, hey, what night is your show? Is it tonight or tomorrow? I go, both. He goes, I can't make. I.

[Chick McGee]

Yep, that's the way he runs guns. Yeah. It's like, what's wrong with who talks like you?

[Christy Lee]

Just being polite.

[Pat Godwin]

He just caught him.

[Chick McGee]

And you think it's being polite? Yeah,

[Christy Lee]

I'd work on that, but I'm very busy today.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Nearly half are likely to feel stressed and guilty when not actively busy. Is that how you feel?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. If I go to a fancy restaurant, I always, after about 20 minutes, would rather be doing the dishes in the back than sitting there.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, same here.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you have guilt, though?

[Christy Lee]

No, I just don't like. I like doing things.

[Josh Arnold]

I. Christy, does it take you. Do you have to talk yourself out of not feeling guilty for. Yes, I do, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's getting better. You know that that's actually something you have to practice.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm getting better since I moved and have Forced nature on me now, which makes me relax a lot more.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'll just sit outside. We have a screening porch. I have a lot of birds that come and I like to see.

[Christy Lee]

If I had a screen in porch, I'd go out there and clean it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thinking about how they clear their mind on their trips, respondents rely on fresh air, being outdoors, as we talked about with the nature thing, followed by scenic views, relaxing music, an ocean breeze and clear or blue waters. Now, none of those things appeal to you, do they?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I do. Of course. Remember when I went, I rode my bicycle and. And I had. Someone stole someone. Someone stole Finn's bike and I chased the person.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, go on with that. It turned into a. Almost a felony.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Yeah, that's what happened on Tom's part.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he became a crime fighter.

[Chick McGee]

He was fighting crime.

[Christy Lee]

We rented these bicycles at Alice beach, but it was.

[Chick McGee]

Was it here in.

[Christy Lee]

No, it was in Alice Beach, Florida, down by Pensacol. And someone stole one of my daughter's rental bicycles.

[Chick McGee]

And you never thought it was a scam like the guy who rented you that hired the kids to steal it so you could have to pay triple or whatever, Right?

[Christy Lee]

Anyway, we. Yeah, I. I followed the kids. I found one of the bikes and I. There were. There was another stolen bike there, so I brought them both back, and then they charged me for the one that I didn't. It's a long story.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

You know, Josh and I have fighting in the Panhandle.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Josh and I relax together. We expose ourselves to each other's neighbors

[Josh Arnold]

is what we do.

[Chick McGee]

And that's the way we relax.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's a good way to chill.

[Christy Lee]

Really.

[Chick McGee]

I get kind of sleepy just thinking about it.

[Josh Arnold]

We don't talk about the ramifications, Maggie. We just.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

You guys live together?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that'd be.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that would be something.

[Chick McGee]

That'd be great.

[Josh Arnold]

We did pretty much everything together. Well, let's get back to back.

[Christy Lee]

Would it be a murder, suicide or just.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. And I want to tell you, we are together.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Let's move forward. What else have you got?

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee, at least in Florida. Speaking of that. Are asking for help in identifying a guy who walked into a store. And we've heard this before. Urinated on all the merchandise. Well, Northport News shared security footage of the suspect who caused about $500 worth of damage. The young man is wearing a black Nike shirt and lobster pattern shorts. The Venice Police Department asked anyone information about the suspect or the incident to contact them. This probably happened. I'm guessing during spring break. Anything else?

[Chick McGee]

You know what's wrong with me? I heard that $500 worth. And I go, that doesn't seem like a very nice store.

[Josh Arnold]

And that's.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

That's where they sold the shorts.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the lobster shorts.

[Josh Arnold]

How dare you besmirch lobster print.

[Christy Lee]

And I, I think you're probably right. I'm guessing it was a pile of clothes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, probably one of those T shirt shops or something.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

That's what I'm picturing. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That had this urge.

[Christy Lee]

It probably had the sign bathroom for paying customers only. So he found a workaround.

[Josh Arnold]

I've walked by a William Sonoma and man, look at that. They're selling a skillet for $1200. I'd like to go in there and just piss on everything.

[Christy Lee]

Go piss on the waffle iron. They gotta buy one this week.

[Tom Griswold]

Plus they're having some really good sales on their spring stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Really good sales. So a Toaster is now $800.

[Chick McGee]

They are proud of their

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

fan.

[Josh Arnold]

I would be if I.

[Tom Griswold]

If I. I wait for the sales.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have our segment known as Sexy Time, in which we try to help you with your love life. But right now it's time to talk about vehicles. And our car girl in the studio is Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I am a car girl and I love it. Took me a while. I took me, I'm not gonna lie, a few trips to the dealership, but they finally swayed me over to my Hyundai Tucson hybrid. And I can't tell you how much I love this car. I've had it almost two years. It has America's best warranty. And you're gonna have to pry it out of my thighs to get it away from me.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, pry it out of her thighs, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Easier. It's easier to drive if you're in the car.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what, Krista, you just sold eight Hyundais.

[Chick McGee]

Show me the seat she's getting.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you want something just a little bit bigger and maybe to take off road, check out the Santa Fe Hybrid. It does have the power to navigate the toughest terrain. That's Hyundai and their hybrids, the best of both worlds. Where you'll find them [e-mail] or you can call 562-314-4603 and get more details on either the Tucson Hybrid or the Santa Fe Hybrid.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks very much, Christy. I was just thinking about something. This is back the woman who gave birth on the plane.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Irresponsible.

[Christy Lee]

No, I would. And it was coming from Jamaica.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So Landed in greater New York. Would there be a problem with immigration getting into the country?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, filling out that form is going

[Christy Lee]

to take a while because the kid wouldn't have a passport.

[Josh Arnold]

Call me Hartley. You go right back. If you are careless enough to be in a position where you give birth on a plane, you go right back.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, maybe she lives in the United States. We all know.

[Josh Arnold]

No, she's from filthy Kingston.

[Chick McGee]

Here, here. Is there any reason.

[Josh Arnold]

It is.

[Chick McGee]

Is there any reason why I love this man?

[Tom Griswold]

He's a roommate.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure there.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure there's.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Keep this all day.

[Christy Lee]

Lovely areas of Kingston. No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, go right back.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, do you have anything to declare? Yes, I just have this. This.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Yeah, my fallopian tubes,

[Josh Arnold]

my placenta count as a carry on.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Everyone needs to take their fallopian tubes out, put them in the bin.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God, yeah. The placenta. Can you put that in the bin, please?

[Tom Griswold]

That does have to be a nightmare. Paperwork wise, though.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, what do you do?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, complicated.

[Ali Breen]

We're just.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Just the cleanup.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And I assume that she was met by a team of, you know, do

[Chick McGee]

we know healthcare or mental health? Yeah. Professionals.

[Christy Lee]

I mean. Yeah. Healthcare, I would think.

[Josh Arnold]

I would hope so.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What a weird thing to do. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm off topic. We're gonna come back with a sexy time.

[Tom Griswold]

And Alex, she was premature. Maybe she didn't know she was having.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

That's what I'm thinking. I don't think you're even allowed right after.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean, this must. There must have been extenuating.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, one of those ones where they don't even know they're pregnant.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't know about that, but, I mean, she may have. Maybe she. She was, you know, five weeks.

[Christy Lee]

Is the airline allowed to say you can't get on the plane?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know about that. Because you can't look at somebody and say, you've been there. Oh, when's the baby due? And they're not pregnant.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Yeah, they're like. I'm actually just. Yeah, husky.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Are airlines allowed?

[Chick McGee]

They should.

[Josh Arnold]

Pregnant women should have to buy two seats.

[Chick McGee]

That's two people.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm making friends, aren't I?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Thank you. That was. That was Josh. Arnold. Thank you, marriage. I'll be right back with everybody else. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, hello, hello. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, indeed. There's Josh Arnold. Hi. There's Ace Cosby.

[Ali Breen]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. And Tom is all of a sudden otherwise engaged. We have. We have a special guest, Tom, joining

[Christy Lee]

us in the studio. The Lovely Maggie Hughes DePaulo. She's blonde number two in this room. Blonde number three, I believe, will be joining us on the big screen. Are you in Switzerland? France?

[Ali Breen]

No, I'm actually in England now. Still Europe, but yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Once again, it's unbelievable. She's a. She travels everywhere. It's Allie Breen. We talked to you last week. You were on your way to go skiing in San Moritz, Is that correct?

[Tom Griswold]

Correct.

[Ali Breen]

Yes, exactly. It was fun. It was amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Beautiful.

[Ali Breen]

Highly recommend. Yeah. Now, apparently it's, like, easier and cheaper for Americans to ski out there than it is to go to, like, Aspen or Vale at this point.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go, Tommy.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there's no snow in Aspen and Vale, more or less, so I know

[Ali Breen]

there's one more week left in Switzerland.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, great. Couldn't make it, so I'm busy. So you're in London right now?

[Ali Breen]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you at his place or did you rent something?

[Ali Breen]

No, I'm at his place. I'm actually doing a show in Camden tomorrow, and then I'm back stateside on the 10th.

[Josh Arnold]

Camden is one of my favorite areas of London. It's awesome. Have you been?

[Ali Breen]

I think probably a while ago, but I don't really remember London too well.

[Josh Arnold]

That's cool.

[Christy Lee]

What's the name of the club?

[Ali Breen]

I have to find out. My friend Maria Shahada, who I've done shows with in LA forever, moved to England a couple years ago, so she just got me on a show. I don't have any other information, but I'll post it for sure.

[Christy Lee]

And are you trying to adjust your comedy pieces to fit the. The English?

[Ali Breen]

I think I'll have to.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

I'm going through it a little bit. We'll see. I think it's going to have to be a trial by fire and see how it goes when I actually get in there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it'll be cool. Well, let it. Let us know. I should explain to our guest, Maggie, that this is a segment called Sexy Time, in which we have a lot a vast amount of experience in the world of romance, as you can imagine.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And with our level of maturity, we had a certain je ne sais quoi to our advice. But Try to keep it clean, will you, please? We have a couple of letters. What have we got got here?

[Ali Breen]

Better than therapy. Dear Ally, my husband called me the wrong name in bed the other day and we kind of laughed about it because we've been married for 17 years. But then I found out that the name he called me is one of his new co workers. Should I be worried he's having an affair? That he's at least thinking about having an affair with her?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he's definitely not having an affair. Because when you're having an affair, you, you triple check that. You're not gonna say the wrong name. There are no accidents.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. If you go to a restaurant and the waitress has the same name as her, we need to sit at a different table.

[Josh Arnold]

But he might have. I don't know, man.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never understood how this happens.

[Tom Griswold]

17 years and he calls out the wrong name.

[Ali Breen]

Yikes. With a name that just entered his life. I mean, that's a little bit like subconscious.

[Chick McGee]

That's why you stick with baby and honey. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And sugar.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Was it female? What if he was just like Jeff?

[Christy Lee]

This would be a whole different letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you be more upset?

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

You never know.

[Christy Lee]

I, I, it doesn't say what the name. Was it a really common name? If it was a really exotic name? That mightbe.

[Ali Breen]

It was like a porn star's name. Maybe he'd been watching some sort of.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Videos.

[Christy Lee]

Now, Josh, I'm not up on contemporary pornographic actresses. Who is the most famous? Is there like a Linda Lovelace of this era?

[Josh Arnold]

We talked about one of them because she was going to football games? Abella Danger. She was wildly popular.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't there like. Well, she's probably not Lisa Ann.

[Josh Arnold]

She's probably still around.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I remember that name.

[Josh Arnold]

Doing middle milf.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. She was always kind of one of the go to milfs.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Our conclusion in any of. I don't think this guy is necessarily.

[Chick McGee]

But the only reason we're saying that is we're kind of upholding the guy code.

[Josh Arnold]

Brains do just misfire.

[Ali Breen]

That's true, but it's because there's something in the subconscious. Usually.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Yeah. Maybe she's a in HR and he's in trouble for something.

[Josh Arnold]

Could be

[Christy Lee]

he's in trouble for banging the lady next door.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Sleeping with Jeff.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't be fooled by hr. Those are always the horniest ladies in the office.

[Ali Breen]

Has anyone in here ever called someone by the wrong name? Is that a.

[Josh Arnold]

Only I did it during an argument which did not help the argument.

[Christy Lee]

Was the name you used significant in any way?

[Josh Arnold]

The name was in two ways. It was her sister's name and also the name of the girl I was in love with in high school. And she knew. Obviously she was aware of both.

[Chick McGee]

That's beautiful.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, that's a tough one.

[Josh Arnold]

That only served to extend the argument.

[Christy Lee]

Now, I have another question. Should she ask the guy about it? Could she say, look, the other night you mentioned Dolores.

[Josh Arnold]

They did kind of laugh about it, but now she could go, hey, I trust you, but what do you think happened there?

[Christy Lee]

If he goes, I've got some pictures of ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I was fantasizing about the girl who got the desk next.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you mean? What happened?

[Christy Lee]

Okay, well, let's move on. We're talking with Ali Breen. You can reach Ali A L L I B R E E N. You can reach her on your favorite social media platform with your love troubles. Like this one.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, my girlfriend just moved in with me and it's going great. The one problem is she has a really annoying family and they come over a lot. They eat all the snacks. They control what we watch on tv. It's her mom and her sister who she's very close to. But can't she just go to their place when she wants to hang out? It's unfair to me in my space. Can't I say something?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, say something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

God.

[Chick McGee]

Her mom and her sister are eating all the snacks.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Yeah. I'm like, is this my brother in law?

[Chick McGee]

I like that. Yeah, they're snack eaters.

[Christy Lee]

So what's the best way to deal with this? Communication or move?

[Josh Arnold]

You don't. Don't you just shut up.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you serious?

[Josh Arnold]

You wouldn't say something. You shut up and then get another TV. Yeah. You have a stroke when you're 82,

[Chick McGee]

there are plenty of fish in the sea. Cut her loose.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

You would say so.

[Ali Breen]

That is a very college problem.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

I was going to say all your snacks metaphor for much bigger things.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you need to establish boundaries. Yes, yes, yes.

[Christy Lee]

It's not a problem that I have. So I don't know what I would

[Tom Griswold]

talk to them or just maybe say one day a week or something. Something just compromise these byos.

[Josh Arnold]

You women are setting traps for men out there. You do not mean well.

[Chick McGee]

You don't mean anything you're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean we don't mean what we're saying.

[Chick McGee]

I have another way to say it was your line.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, good. Let's just move On Once again, our guest is Ali Breen. This is the show Sexy Time. Who can we help next? Ally.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I just got into a serious relationship and our sex life has been great. He's really into nipple play. Parentheses on him. Which has been fine, but now he wants me to really squeeze them hard. Bite them. And he brought out nipple clamps the other day. Do you think it ends here, or is this the beginning of a full S and M relationship? I'm a little worried.

[Christy Lee]

They make nipple clamps.

[Chick McGee]

Well.

[Josh Arnold]

And if they don't make anything, you can use gator clips, alligator clips.

[Christy Lee]

Do you hook them to a car battery?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, if you jump on nipples if you want.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it won't necessarily lead to a harder S and M. But he wants the nipple play hard.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't.

[Ali Breen]

Which I would think would lead somewhere. If you want it harder and harder on your nipples, then you're going to need some, like, rise somewhere else, don't you think?

[Christy Lee]

Soldering iron.

[Josh Arnold]

You could just. You could just slice them off. Hey, that was hard. And now I don't have to worry about this anymore. Oh.

[Ali Breen]

Or pierce them. Do the Cuomo. Andrew Cuomo thing.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Who knew this was going to go political?

[Josh Arnold]

Not political, just human. Who knew that that dude. Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, Well, I think we've answered that one. Any. Any. Any conclusive thoughts on that?

[Josh Arnold]

I. I can't imagine wanting that. That's just not. That's not for me.

[Ali Breen]

But not either. Yeah. Ouch. The whole. Yeah. Pain situation combined with sex makes no sense to me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I can't imagine you like any sort of baby.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

And he'll change his mind.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You don't care for anything like that, Tom, do you? Nipple.

[Christy Lee]

So weird. All these people that are writing, they're such weirdos.

[Chick McGee]

No, I've never agreed with them more.

[Christy Lee]

Why do they have time to be so weird? Okay, let's go. We have time for a couple more letters.

[Chick McGee]

Alan, can you shut my nipples in a car door? That would be.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, just get them two of those fish that you see in aquariums that, like, clean the sides.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God, the sonography.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Oh. Dear Allie, I have been dating a guy for almost a year and I just started getting DMs from his ex. She's telling me they're cheating together and that it's been going on for a long time. I obviously showed him the messages and he said she's crazy and that she was crazy before, so why am I just reacting to this now? I said, obviously she's Never reached out to me. I think I believe him. But now I'm getting upset that he would even date this crazy person. It makes me feel like he's way less of a catch. Right? What do I do here?

[Christy Lee]

No, see, that's not fair. You want to take this, Josh? I can see the disgust in your body.

[Josh Arnold]

Ladies, you really make it hard for us to want to be with you. It's not that difficult. He has a crazy ex. And now you're going to be. And now you're crazy. You want that man.

[Christy Lee]

And then maybe that's why he likes you. You're iteration two of insane.

[Ali Breen]

Right? He has a type.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I'm mad at him for dating her in the first place. Before he met him. Who knew you existed, Right?

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

It's one of our favorite things to do. To be mad about things that happened before. Before we came.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Mania.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do you ever wait? Do you ever wake up and get mad about something that your husband was doing in a dream? In your dream he had nothing to do with?

[Ali Breen]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Look, men are different. Than what? Maybe they need to go have an affair with their older girlfriend. That's happened. What's the problem?

[Josh Arnold]

Cheating can save a marriage.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right. It's in. It's in Josh's new book. Where did you go wrong?

[Tom Griswold]

The guy who's never been married.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Josh's new book. Still alone.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's just me smiling on the

[Ali Breen]

COVID

[Josh Arnold]

holding all my money.

[Christy Lee]

I'll finish this book as soon as I'm done fishing. We're speaking with comedian Ally Breen, who's going to be in London, England. When's your gig in London?

[Ali Breen]

Tomorrow night in Camden at 8pm I have to find out the venue, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, cool.

[Christy Lee]

I'll see if I get my nieces to come over and say h. Hello. Yeah, they both live in London. Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Ally can be reached A L L I B R E E N internationally on your favorite social media platform.

[Ali Breen]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And on a WhatsApp say, hey, Al, we got time for a little letter. Well, what have you got?

[Ali Breen]

My husband and I have two kids, and whenever we go on vacation or on a date night, my family is always the one who watches them. Both of our families live less than half an hour away, but when his family watches them, we pay them. My family loves their grandkids, so it's not like they want to be paid. But I'm getting mad at his side of the family for charging us to spend time with their own grandkids.

[Josh Arnold]

That is Weird.

[Tom Griswold]

That is weird.

[Ali Breen]

Well, he says, relax, it's still cheaper and better than a babysitter. But isn't this crazy?

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's a little crazy. What do you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think it's a little crazy. Yeah. I mean, I don't know their financial situation, but I would think maybe as

[Christy Lee]

a courtesy, you should offer both sets of grandparents.

[Josh Arnold]

I can get going. Hey, here's 30 bucks if you want to order pizza.

[Ali Breen]

Right.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

I think also on how often they're using the grandparents. I think if the grandparent could be doing something out like working a part time job and they're watching a chat child, you know, four or five days a week, I think it's okay to throw him some money. But is it a little weird to ask?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, just every day you're gonna have the kids for the weekend. Here's 200 bucks.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Yeah, I mean, odd boy, that is.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll watch him.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you know, Pat will come over, watch the kids and do a couple songs.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll walk the dog, sing whatever you need.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know, Tom's kid has to have truffle fries, so that's why. 200 bucks.

[Chick McGee]

I know the place.

[Christy Lee]

Those are some good truffle for us.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, that's.

[Christy Lee]

That's a very awkward situation. But as you say it, they may have a. They may have a very difficult financial situation.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So, yeah, throw them some cash. But I would certainly offer the other set of grandparents, hey, by the way, just as not like they wanted it, but hey, here's some cash.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

They might not take it, but yeah, there's a chance.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you talking about?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they may not take it, but at least you've made the, Made the effort. There's. Leave it on the, the dresser. Give it to one of the kids. Hey, if you're, if you're great. If grandma takes you out to lunch, you can pay for it.

[Chick McGee]

Is it not paying the ones they're paying? Is that on the table?

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Ali Breen]

Why isn't that with the one set of grandparents?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, just stop paying everybody, right?

[Christy Lee]

I know, but they may have a financial issue and I. I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, what do I know?

[Ali Breen]

I think even if you have a financial issue, visiting with your grandkids isn't how you solve, you know, charging your family.

[Christy Lee]

But I don't want them behind the bushes after they've set up a lemonade stand or a kid with a cardboard GoFundMe sign. No parents. We can squeeze in one more letter. Ali Breen.

[Ali Breen]

What have you got Dear Allie, I. Wait, let's see. We went on a double date. Dear Allie, when we go on a double date with my best friend and her boyfriend, her boyfriend does all this stuff like pulling out chairs, holding doors, complimenting both of us. And it always causes a fight because then I get upset with my boyfriend for not doing any of that stuff. He said, then we're just gonna stop going out with them if it keeps making me mad. But I said, why can't he just change and be better? Who's right here?

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. I. He should have picked up on those cues, I think. And. Sorry.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, you think in the moment you'd feel like an idiot if you're not.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, maybe. Maybe I should step it up a little bit.

[Christy Lee]

But he doesn't. He's not picking up.

[Josh Arnold]

He's not doing that.

[Tom Griswold]

He's not going to either. You're gonna have to live with it or.

[Christy Lee]

That's his way.

[Tom Griswold]

That's his way.

[Christy Lee]

It's okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's your way. That's okay.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure he has other fine qualities. Why doesn't he. Or he could tell his buddy, hey, for God's sake, you're making me look bad. Yeah, cut it out.

[Ali Breen]

But I like his solution of punishing her. We're just not going to go out with him anymore if you're going to get upset.

[Chick McGee]

That's just.

[Josh Arnold]

That's one of the things. That's where guys make it very difficult for women to be with us.

[Chick McGee]

That's also in the book. Here's where you went wrong by Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

There are two volumes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Well, thanks, Ally. Once again you can reach. Reach Ali A L L I B R E E N. Have a good time in London. Good luck in Camden.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Bye, Ally. Nice to meet you.

[Josh Arnold]

Bye, Ally.

[Christy Lee]

The international Ali Breen.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy. This is a whole new.

[Christy Lee]

It'll be fun going on stage in London, though, I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Gotta make some adjustments. Pat, have you done that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How did it go? Did you have to adjust some stuff?

[Pat Godwin]

I did adjust. It was a little nerve wracking.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, you had that guy with Tourette's in the audience.

[Tom Griswold]

There are a lot of expats in London.

[Christy Lee]

No, but I mean, the English sensibility is different and they're learning quiet laughers.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they're a really intelligent audience and they kind of banter back and forth really well. Yeah, they know how to play by

[Christy Lee]

the rules, sort of.

[Pat Godwin]

And they join in. It was fun.

[Christy Lee]

We'll see how it'll good to see how Ellie does right now. I want to help you guys out there and you ladies out there because a lot of moms out there and it's time to start thinking about Mother's Day, May 10. And the deal is here, you can get this done right now before it's too late.

[Pat Godwin]

Late.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Christy Lee]

Counting crows.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin with the guitar, the organ and the keyboard. Keyboard in the thing. And there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. We have a Special guest.

[Christy Lee]

We do Indeed. Hello, Chick McGee. And hello, Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

We have a few more news stories you got to polish off here. What have you got over there?

[Tom Griswold]

What do we have over here? Did you know that Native Americans were gambling thousands of years ago?

[Josh Arnold]

That doesn't help that stereotype. Thousands of years ago?

[Christy Lee]

On that.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

I wrote they gavel that these European visitors were really friendly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they were making dice and gambling thousands of years before any. Thousands of years before anyone else in the world, according to new research.

[Chick McGee]

Dice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think they use molars. Molars would be okay. Dice.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure. Indian. I mean, elephant tusks.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right. I forgot that America was inundated with elephants.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Until about 18.

[Chick McGee]

1850.

[Tom Griswold]

Mammoth.

[Christy Lee]

Then the buffalo.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

We had our molars.

[Tom Griswold]

Yet evidence reveals the earliest known dice chick in human history.

[Chick McGee]

1982.

[Tom Griswold]

Made and used by hunter gatherers on the western plains more than 12,000 years ago at the end of the Ice age.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Really amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, it's really cold. You know, we need some place of dice to work.

[Josh Arnold]

Little craps.

[Christy Lee]

I understand they. They did. What's that thing called? Is it calcium?

[Tom Griswold]

What.

[Christy Lee]

What is the thing where you. You can.

[Chick McGee]

It's kimchi. It's a Korean.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, you can bet on. You can bet on anything right now. You can bet on.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Events. You can bet on spelling bees, wars or.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you can bend. Literally. I mean, you. There's. You can bet on certain people in office. Will they be out? Yes, there are people that were betting on certain people being fired in the current administration.

[Tom Griswold]

That might be a disease.

[Christy Lee]

No, but I mean, it's a legal. I think it's called. Is it Cali? It's a. It's a place you can go.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Christy Lee]

You can bet.

[Chick McGee]

I bet on the NFL. That's it. I lose enough there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. This is similar to sports betting. There's a lot of controversy about it because people are betting on when certain places would be bombed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's rough.

[Christy Lee]

Terrible. But I mean, I guess back then, Sitting bull was a 10 to 1 favorite at the Battle of a Little Bighorn.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well.

[Christy Lee]

So it didn't pay much. Would have been a good bet.

[Chick McGee]

You see, nobody had Custer in the points. Nobody. Yeah, nobody.

[Christy Lee]

Nicely done.

[Tom Griswold]

And we thought we weren't going to go anywhere with that.

[Christy Lee]

No, but that's. I. I don't know. I think I. I'll have to look it up. It's a really controversial.

[Josh Arnold]

I can see it sounds like it

[Christy Lee]

you know, people are betting on ethical issues. Really unpleasant, at least.

[Chick McGee]

Hurtful.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Ugly. Yeah. It's not like the.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

The birth weight of the baby boy born at the New York airport.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Yeah, that could be.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, well, you could probably. The next time a baby is born in flight, what airline would it be?

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

I just felt like we had to call back to that. We haven't.

[Chick McGee]

Qantas. Gotta hit Qantas. Oh, no, never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Delta raised.

[Christy Lee]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Fees again. By the way.

[Christy Lee]

Poly Market.

[Tom Griswold]

Holly Market.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's not cowshi at all.

[Tom Griswold]

No,

[Christy Lee]

that must be. I just was hurting. I heard a new story, but that must be one of them.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

A motorist arrested after he was caught driving in reverse on a busy road in Florida.

[Christy Lee]

We have this video.

[Chick McGee]

Totally my fault.

[Christy Lee]

This is great.

[Tom Griswold]

Flagler County Sheriff's office shared footage of the man reversing through an intersection then driving down State Road 100.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to think he's whistling as he.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

When drivers caught up with the driver, a 47 year old by the name of William Murphy III told them he had a mechanical issue and he thought the best option was to drive the car back backwards to a repair shop.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Murphy's Law.

[Tom Griswold]

Authorities noted the car did not appear to have any trouble. When they questioned the driver. He was arrested for habitual driving with a suspended or revoked license. Oh, he has over 10 prior convictions.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, maybe he's a really good driver if he can drive backwards like that.

[Christy Lee]

He's got. He's been. Okay, here's the video he does.

[Josh Arnold]

We're watching the video.

[Christy Lee]

It almost looks like you're watching. Watching a backwards video, Right? Well, he's at speed on a. Yeah,

[Chick McGee]

but there's nobody around him.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this guy's a moron.

[Chick McGee]

That looks like Chad Daniels. Is that Chad Daniels?

[Josh Arnold]

I can't believe Chad Daniels would do this.

[Chick McGee]

Good God, man. Wake up, Chad.

[Josh Arnold]

This guy just a slob.

[Christy Lee]

He's backing up at speed on a regular road. Road is insane.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If you.

[Christy Lee]

If you have 10 prior convictions. Oh, and he was released on a thousand dollars. This is why. If I were a judge.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no. This guy be in the slammer.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Andy was on his phone texting.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be something.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe he was just trying to get the odometer to go down.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it doesn't work that way.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Does that work that way?

[Chick McGee]

Didn't watch Ferris Bueller. No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it did not work.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right. What a great scene. That Is.

[Tom Griswold]

And finally this morning, Kenyan authorities have arrested a man for allegedly trying to smuggle 2,000 live ants in his luggage.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

The Chinese national identified as Mr. Zhang Kean was arrested at Jomo Kenyatta International Airport. While

[Chick McGee]

Jomo. Jomo.

[Josh Arnold]

Jomo almost says what?

[Tom Griswold]

Trying to leave the country.

[Josh Arnold]

They called him the picnic ruiner.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you.

[Tom Griswold]

A search of the 27 year old's luggage recovered 2,238 ants. Who counted all?

[Chick McGee]

How many did you have?

[Tom Griswold]

2,238 ants.

[Christy Lee]

Christie's right, you know. What kind of a gig is that? Well, Johnson, you got to get down to the storage room and count the ants luggage again.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's the magnifying glass. Do not put it near the light.

[Chick McGee]

I had 2002, 242.

[Josh Arnold]

And you know there's some smart ass behind him going, 7, 9, 25.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the best part of the story. Ant aficionados,

[Josh Arnold]

sure.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to think there's a magazine I get there.

[Josh Arnold]

I get their newsletter.

[Chick McGee]

Ant Monthly.

[Tom Griswold]

Large sums to maintain colonies in large transparent vessels.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I love those.

[Tom Griswold]

Known as formicariums.

[Christy Lee]

Those are cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Which offer a literal window into the species complex social structures and behaviors.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that. You like an ant farm.

[Tom Griswold]

Like an ant farm? It's called an ant farm.

[Chick McGee]

Did you have an ant farm when you were a kid?

[Christy Lee]

No, but we had one at school.

[Josh Arnold]

It was really. You were an ant farm bully. If they didn't. If they weren't making the tunnels you wanted, you just etch A, sketched it,

[Chick McGee]

put water in it. Yeah, I would think those guys who went over and shook the ant farm. I bet you did.

[Christy Lee]

I would think there'd be a lot more money smuggling. I don't know. Ivory?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. What are these? Ants?

[Chick McGee]

Did he say, hey, I've got ants in my pants? What's that kind? I mean, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Ant aficionados spend a lot of money for ant ants.

[Christy Lee]

They must be some kind of special gigantic Kenyan ant.

[Chick McGee]

What would Exoskeleton Monthly. What were the.

[Christy Lee]

You said the guy was leaving Kenya, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I did.

[Christy Lee]

Can you smuggle ants?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, apparently.

[Christy Lee]

But I guess you can. Thank you very much. Go out on that.

[Chick McGee]

Thank God we went out and picked that one.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, buddy, come on. Why don't you keer some drugs and do make yourself some cash? Thank you very much. Thanks for stopping by, Maggie.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Thank you for having me.

[Christy Lee]

And Maggie's got a couple of gigs coming up in other spots, including Nashville at Zany's and the Milwaukee Improv. April 29th you'll be in Nashville April 13th and 14th.

[Josh Arnold]

Real quick, Maggie, where can people find you?

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Instagram.

[Josh Arnold]

Great.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

I'm also on my chart.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I just joined you.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Follow me on my chart. Yes. Instagram, YouTube and Facebook.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Thank you very much.

[Maggie Hughes DePaulo]

Thank you so much for having me.

[Christy Lee]

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