Summary of The BOB & TOM Show - April 9, 2025
Released on April 9, 2025
The April 9th episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers a vibrant mix of comedy, engaging discussions, listener interactions, and insightful commentary, all characteristic of the show's beloved format. Hosted by Bob, Tom, Chick, Christy Lee, and Josh Arnold, the episode navigates through various entertaining segments, featuring special guest comedian Patrick Keane.
1. Opening Segment: The Dangers of Distracted Driving [00:02 - 01:29]
The show kicks off with Tom and Chick addressing the serious issue of distracted driving. They emphasize the risks associated with using phones while driving, urging listeners to either put their phones away or face potential consequences.
- Chick: "If so, you could be the next person to get into a fender bender... Enough already. Put the phone away or pay." [00:23]
2. Ad Break: Progressive Insurance [00:29 - 01:29]
A brief commercial segment promotes Progressive Insurance, highlighting their discounts and customer service excellence.
3. Introduction of Special Guest: Patrick Keane [01:29 - 05:34]
Bob and Tom welcome comedian Patrick Keane to the show. Patrick shares a humorous and chaotic story about a drunken escapade involving stealing a boat, which leads to sinking it and causing havoc in the local area.
- Patrick Keane: "I got drunk and stole this boat out of the Edgewater yacht club doing 90 miles an hour up to the bay. I sank her out by Buckeye Point." [02:20]
4. Cloning and CRISPR Discussion: Direwolves and Woolly Mammoths [05:34 - 14:59]
The hosts delve into a conversation about recent scientific advancements in cloning extinct species using CRISPR technology. They discuss the ethical implications and feasibility of bringing back creatures like direwolves and woolly mammoths.
- Chick: "They're trying to create a Dire Wolf, not Dire Straits... That's all that kind of Jurassic Park stuff." [07:35]
- Tom: "Colossal Biosciences edited 20 genes of gray wolves to have key features of dire wolves." [09:30]
Patrick adds his humorous take on the situation, referencing popular culture and expressing skepticism about the practicality of such scientific endeavors.
5. Listener Letters: Driving Mishaps and Personal Anecdotes [14:59 - 30:00]
The show features letters from listeners recounting various driving experiences and personal stories. These segments are filled with humor as the hosts and Patrick react to each tale.
- Josh: "I almost hit the guardrail when I was taking driver's ed." [19:02]
- Chick: "My head is on a swivel when I back up." [23:53]
6. Mother's Day Promotion: Stephen Singer Jewelers [30:00 - 34:24]
A promotional segment highlights Stephen Singer Jewelers' exclusive Mother's Day offerings, including 24-karat gold-dipped blue moon roses and custom diamond jewelry. The hosts encourage listeners to visit the provided website to take advantage of limited-time offers.
- Chick: "Just pull over, go to ihatestevensinger.com, grab a 24 karat gold dip blue moon rose for Mother's Day." [15:37]
7. Current Events and Humor: Urinal Designs and Hot Topics [34:24 - 55:00]
The hosts discuss a variety of current events, blending informative content with comedic insights. Topics include innovative urinal designs to reduce splashback and the peculiarities of modern-day societal behaviors.
- Tom: "A team of scientists has designed a splash-free urinal to prevent nearly 265,000 gallons of urine from splashing onto the floor each day." [52:07]
- Chick: "They invented a urinal that actually works." [52:14]
8. Comedy Segment with Patrick Keane: Personal Stories and Jokes [55:00 - 84:12]
Patrick Keane takes center stage with stand-up routines that touch on personal relationships, social dynamics, and everyday mishaps. His comedic style resonates well with the hosts, leading to laughter-filled exchanges.
- Patrick Keane: "Dear Ally, my girlfriend kisses her dog on the lips and then goes to kiss me without washing her face." [142:21]
- Chick: "He stole that mother clucker." [142:39]
9. Sexy Time with Ali Breen: Love Troubles and Advice [84:12 - 106:08]
A recurring segment titled "Sexy Time with Ali Breen" features Ali addressing listener letters about love and relationship issues. The hosts, along with Patrick, provide humorous and sometimes candid advice.
- Ali Breen: "My girlfriend loves that frickin' chicken and it threw me for a loop. I stole that mother clucker." [36:45]
- Josh: "Don't let your dog lick your face." [142:55]
10. Final Segments: Announcements and Closing Remarks [106:08 - 158:57]
The episode concludes with various announcements, including upcoming comedy tours featuring Patrick Keane and his fellow comedians. The hosts wrap up with light-hearted banter, listener interactions, and final promotional messages.
- Chick: "We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, where you can get parts for your cars or trucks because they'll go faster than you." [76:07]
- Tom: "Remember to drink responsibly and have a great day ahead." [159:25]
Notable Quotes:
- Chick McGee: "You could be the next person to get into a fender bender... Enough already. Put the phone away or pay." [00:23]
- Patrick Keane: "I got drunk and stole this boat out of the Edgewater yacht club doing 90 miles an hour up to the bay. I sank her out by Buckeye Point." [02:20]
- Tom: "What are we going to do like... we have to be prepared." [08:55]
- Chick McGee: "They're holding direwolf puppies somewhere secretly. But when I heard about that, I thought of the song Direwolf from the Grateful Dead." [37:11]
- Ali Breen: "If I keep nagging him or do it for him, how do I get him to actually grow up? Shouldn't he be embarrassed?" [152:12]
- Patrick Keane: "Being a standup comedian, you have to like comics travel so much. We perform in every type of market, every demographic." [130:52]
- Chick McGee: "We won't be doing that anytime soon. I don't think we should do it." [29:48]
- Josh Arnold: "Death Grip syndrome can lead to sexual difficulties in men. It refers to repeatedly gripping your male member too tightly while pleasuring yourself too tightly." [48:34]
Concluding Thoughts:
This episode of The BOB & TOM Show masterfully weaves together humor, personal stories, and topical discussions, all while maintaining an engaging and entertaining atmosphere. Special guest Patrick Keane adds a dynamic layer to the show with his comedic storytelling, making this episode a memorable blend of laughs and light-hearted banter.
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