The BOB & TOM Show - April 9, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – April 9, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show continues the show’s tradition of blending comedy, talk, news, sports, and listener interaction with its trademark quick wit and irreverent group dynamic. Topics span from TV nostalgia (Gunsmoke debates, classic TV intros), bathroom safe spaces, odd listener letters, White Castle tributes, food rituals, the NCAA’s transfer portal, and an especially memorable segment on an “historic sex wall” found during a home remodel. The cast’s banter, listener mail, and musician Pat Godwin’s tunes provide highlights throughout.

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Key Discussions & Insights

Classic TV & “Gunsmoke” Debates

• TV Intros Nostalgia (06:58–10:15)
  • The team gets into a playful argument about TV show announcers, lamenting the lost art of dramatic introductions like Gunsmoke and The Fugitive, compared to today’s opening credits.
  • Chick McGee and Tom Griswold debate whether Miss Kitty of Gunsmoke was a working prostitute or just a savvy saloon owner.
  • Notable Quote (Chick McGee, 10:06):
    “You didn’t think that Miss Kitty was a play on Miss Clitty?”
    (Met by groans—found hilarious by Chick and only Chick.)

Male & Female Safe Spaces: The Bathroom

• Quirky News (06:04–07:25; 110:18–116:00)
  • A new survey says one in four men and one in five women view their home bathroom as a “safe space”—a launching point for comedy about bathroom habits, “toilet books”, and the psychological sanctuary of the commode.
  • Jess and Josh describe using their cars for brief “decompression” time before entering the house.
  • Quote (Jess Hooker, 111:38): “Mom’s having car time… ten minutes to decompress before I walk into the house and take on house duties.”

Listener Letters: Names, Nostalgia, and Workplace Gags

• Mailbag Highlights (13:36–16:32, 38:13–41:12)
  • Letters from listeners range from anecdotes about sharing a name with their town (e.g., Arnold from Arnold, Missouri), to classic coach jokes (“Roman hands and Russian fingers”), and critiques of workplace mug humor.
  • Christy reads a letter about “kraut on a hot dog” and the little joys of found change.

White Castle: From Urban Legend to Gourmet

• Fast Food Culture (47:23–53:14)
  • Josh and Tom reminisce about White Castle and the slider’s journey from “belly bomber” to high-end menu item.
  • Pat Godwin’s White Castle Song (52:03):
    “Tiny square burgers, I’ll take a sack of ten… Folks call them sliders, ‘cause they slide out with ease!”
    (Followed by laughter about the authenticity of “sliders”.)

The NCAA Transfer Portal & College Athletics

• Sports Satire & Commentary (16:39–19:00, 79:24–81:28)
  • The group tackles the NCAA’s struggle to regulate athlete eligibility and the transfer portal—the chaos of athletes hopping schools, and the increasing “professionalization” of college sports.
  • Chick: “They had to make the portal bigger because some of these guys are tall.”
    Laughter ensues at the absurdity.

The “Sex Wall” Discovery

• Remodeling Gone Wild (146:00–151:56)
  • Christy details a viral story of a homeowner finding a hidden wall listing decades’ worth of the previous owner’s sexual conquests, complete with names, ages, and ratings ("best F and S of my entire life").
  • The cast analyzes the list—cringing and guessing at timelines, inclusion of “cousin”, “horse girl”, and noting a 74-year-old woman “widow—she loved it”.
  • Quote (Christy Lee, 148:10):
    “[He] was 59 and a woman named Margaret Bond received the note: ‘Best F and S of my entire life.’”
  • Tom ponders the psychological need to memorialize such a list.
  • Josh adds: “He’s a near Kinseyologist!”

Food Debates: Eggs, Sausage, and Soda

• Hard-Boiled Egg Techniques (21:34–24:00)
  • Josh Arnold defends his egg-making process, debating white vs. brown eggs, and the merits of steaming vs. boiling.
• Regional Soda Lexicon (134:13–134:42; 134:53–135:06)
  • Al Jackson and Chick discuss midwestern pop, including elusive sodas like Squirt and RC Cola.

The Pittsburgh Toilet & House Oddities

• Home Features with Personality (116:01–120:34)
  • Conversation about the “Pittsburgh Toilet”—a lone toilet in the basement, common in old steel town homes—brings laughter and reflection on other city-specific fixtures.

Musical & Comedy Bits

• Pat Godwin Parodies & Live Music (53:06, 94:17–94:51, 155:02–155:54)
  • Notably, Pat delivers a White Castle tribute, an “Elvis at Graceland” parody (no pictures of “fat Elvis”), and later, a John Mellencamp Paper in Fire parody, “Toilet Paper On Fire,” inspired by a warehouse arson story.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• Chick McGee, on bathroom safe spaces (06:01):
  “So it may appear I’m constipated. I am not.”
• Josh Arnold, on childhood bullying (11:46):
  “I would ruin lives [if I could go back with my sensibilities].”
• Tom Griswold, on classic TV (09:05):
  “You know what I did love about Gunsmoke is the intro...Gunsmoke, starring James Arness! Boy, that was a golden time for announcers.”
• Christy Lee, on survey about bathrooms (110:30):
  “Especially fathers.”
• Pat Godwin’s Song, “There are no pictures of fat Elvis at Graceland” (94:17–94:51):
  “There are no pictures of fat Elvis at Graceland...My profile photo is me and my high school band.”
• Chick, on sex wall list (148:09):
  “He was 59 and a woman named Margaret Bond received the note: ‘Best F and S of my entire life.’”
• Josh Arnold, on elaborate kitchen appliances (23:27):
  “That’s a good one. I got one yesterday...there’s an appliance there, I have no idea what it is.”
• On “Pittsburgh Toilet” (116:08–116:47):
  Jess Hooker: “Isn’t a toilet in the middle of the basement called a Pittsburgh toilet?”
  Christy Lee: “My grandparents had that in Pennsylvania.”

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Classic TV & Gunsmoke: 06:58–13:06
• Bathroom/Safe Space Discussion: 06:04–07:25, 110:18–116:00
• Listener Letters & Odd Names: 13:36–16:32, 38:13–41:12
• White Castle/Sliders Segment: 47:23–53:14
• Egg Peeling Debate: 21:34–24:00
• Sports–NCAA Transfer Portal: 16:39–19:00, 79:24–81:28
• Al Jackson Guest Segment: 131:38–141:45
• Sex Wall Revelation: 146:00–151:56
• Pittsburgh Toilet/House Oddities: 116:01–120:34
• Pat Godwin’s Musical Bits: 52:03–53:06, 94:17–94:51, 155:02–155:54

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Episode Tone & Style

• Fast-paced, loose and improvisational.
• Affectionately irreverent—lots of innuendo, especially with classic TV and survey jokes.
• Inclusive audience engagement—letters and listener suggestions drive much of the banter.
• Tone: Self-deprecating, playful insults, and broad references.

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For Listeners Who Missed It...

• Expect a rapid carousel through news oddities, personal confessions, nostalgic TV riffs, and signature musical parodies.
• Strong examples of the cast’s collaborative but competitive riffing—no joke is left unpunished.
• The “sex wall” story combines G-rated curiosity with a PG-13 payoff.
• Listeners are encouraged to contribute to ongoing “city toilet” nicknames and weigh in on pop culture quibbles.

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This episode is a comedic time capsule, full of classic Bob & Tom wit, grounded in familiar cultural references, news oddities, and mischievous camaraderie.

Transcript

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Jess Hooker]

They're hunting us.

[Chick McGee]

It's time we started hunting them.

[Tom Griswold]

I can work with them. This should be tons of fun. Marvel Television's Daredevil born again.

[Chick McGee]

Now streaming only on Disney.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

You've heard famous announcer from the Bob and Tom Show, Chick McGee doing play by play on the golf course.

[Tom Griswold]

Get in the hole. Oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

It's in the hole.

[Chick McGee]

You've heard Chick McGee getting a prostate exam live on the radio. Chick is bent over a large stool.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I am so clenching.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't.

[Chick McGee]

No, he's.

[Josh Arnold]

He.

[Chick McGee]

He's left his underpants up. Those have to come down. We'll take them all the way down. She can. How's she gonna find it? Okay, wait a second. Wait a second.

[Tom Griswold]

Jelly. Oh, no. Well, that's not bad.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God. Ah, the nurse is in there.

[Chick McGee]

Is it over? It's over. And now here famous announcer Chick McGee singing with some of the most famous bands of all time. It's Chick McGee Rocks. You'll get Chick McGee with the Beatles.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh,

[Chick McGee]

Zeppelin, Morrison. Oh, And Chick McGee with humble pie.

[Pat Godwin]

You know it's hard to believe. In the hole. Dig the hole.

[Chick McGee]

In the hole.

[Pat Godwin]

In the hole.

[Chick McGee]

It's Chick McGee rocks. As only the Chester can order. Call 1-800-A-A, A, A a a a.

[Tom Griswold]

That's 1-800-That's more than enough. Yeah. Enjoy me screaming. Hi. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. 1, 2, 3, 4, 53 3. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the News Center.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you got there in the drink?

[Christy Lee]

I have plain Cold water and hot plain water.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. Staying hydrated. Here we are at a girl.

[Tom Griswold]

That's no way to live. Christine. Okay?

[Chick McGee]

Nothing like a glass of hot water

[Tom Griswold]

to start off your morning. You know, you put flavor, flavoring. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsoles.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Got a little treat for Josh coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Little something something from one of our listeners.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. Josh is your favorite. Josh is your favorite.

[Christy Lee]

We know.

[Josh Arnold]

Very sweet of you. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

I got something for Jake, Mr.

[Tom Griswold]

Favorite. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That can't be good.

[Chick McGee]

And actually, I've got. I got a complaint letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever do that?

[Josh Arnold]

What did I say?

[Tom Griswold]

You ever do that? You look at somebody and go, hey, I got a little something for you. You take your hand out of your pocket, give them the bird. You ever do that, man, that's funny, you know?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. This will make you mad.

[Tom Griswold]

The bird is the word.

[Chick McGee]

The phrase. The bird was actually in connections in the New York Times the other day.

[Tom Griswold]

It.

[Chick McGee]

One of the. It was like. It was the bird. Pancakes, coin, things you flip. I think that the New York Times is getting into flipping the bird. That tells us something about contemporary culture.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you're working at different connections than I am. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe it was pancakes.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. And then you said a couple days ago there was a trick, and I. I.

[Christy Lee]

Did you get it?

[Tom Griswold]

The connections?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. I. I obsess with it. If I don't. I haven't missed it.

[Tom Griswold]

He can work it. He can. Connections all day. He will.

[Chick McGee]

I will.

[Tom Griswold]

He will look at it all day.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it would appear that. I mean, actually, sometimes I'll get. I'll. I'll go into the bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't tell me about this.

[Chick McGee]

Sit down. I'm not getting up till I get it.

[Josh Arnold]

So.

[Chick McGee]

So it may appear I'm constipated. I am not.

[Christy Lee]

You're gonna get roids doing that.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I'm not pushing. I'm just sitting.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

And I bring that up because us, we have a great story coming up today. This is really interesting. More men than women consider the toilet their safe space. The bathroom at their home.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you say more?

[Christy Lee]

Surprising.

[Chick McGee]

More men.

[Tom Griswold]

More men. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I believe we have the stat there.

[Christy Lee]

It's one in four.

[Chick McGee]

One in four men consider the bathroom in their home their safe space. And the stats are interesting. Whereas I think it's like one in five women or something.

[Tom Griswold]

That makes total sense.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. So it's not that huge of a difference. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

But I'm surprised that. I was really surprised.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

You don't use your bathroom as your safe space, but you've never heard about

[Josh Arnold]

dads going in there? I mean, that's their thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's why they. Those dad toilet books and. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Any. Well, we'll get to the story. It's kind of interesting. Coming up. Odd typo on this letter. Oh, this? The. The. The subject heading says fetus. The vinyl lp. Anyone want to guess what it's about?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it was a typo. It's Festus, the actor we were talking about at this time yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

From Gunsmoke. A show. Again, not my cup of tea, but it's apparent it's on some channel several times every day.

[Christy Lee]

Me, TV or something. Grit.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but there's a letter about it. Apparently a Chick had pointed out that Miss Kitty was a working prostitute.

[Tom Griswold]

She was a. Well, she ran the whorehouse.

[Chick McGee]

Dave in Iowa would beg to differ.

[Tom Griswold]

If you run the whorehouse, you got to take some of the spillover every now and then.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

If it gets real busy.

[Chick McGee]

During your discussion about Gunsmoke, Chick referred to the character of Miss Kitty as the aforementioned. He couldn't have been more wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a fan of the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you sure?

[Chick McGee]

I could not sit silently and let Chick besmirch the name of Amanda Blake's character of Miss Kitty. Here are the facts. Miss Kitty Russell was the saloon keeper and co owner, later sole owner.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, come on.

[Chick McGee]

Of the Long Branch Saloon in Dodge City.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but you know what's going on in the saloon.

[Chick McGee]

She was a savvy businesswoman. Again, this is.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll get me a bath. Bourbon and a woman. Yeah, that's what they do in the saloon.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we don't have any women. They're all busy. Well, how about you, Miss Kitty?

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think I could possibly. Here's $5,000. Let's do this.

[Josh Arnold]

She probably. Ms. Kitty probably charged a little more for herself.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You don't think she was a retired.

[Josh Arnold]

I do. That's why she would still charge more for herself. Because she didn't really want to come out of retirement. But would for the right price.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

She was in that show for 19 seasons. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And it only looked like she'd been on it for 18 seasons.

[Chick McGee]

Again, I can't criticize the show. I never sat through an episode.

[Christy Lee]

That hasn't stopped you in the past

[Chick McGee]

for criticizing a program. Yes, if I could object to you, I would. But you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I did love about Gunsmoke is the. The intro there version. Announcer. Gunsmoke starring James Arness. Boy, that was a golden time for announcers. It came out. They don't. Rifleman with Chuck Connors.

[Chick McGee]

Do they do that anymore?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. I don't think so. It's Seinfeld with Jerry Seinfeld. Oh, yeah, they don't do it anymore.

[Chick McGee]

That's a shame because, I mean, there were. There were certain classics.

[Josh Arnold]

The Fugitive.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, thanks, Ace.

[Chick McGee]

I was just looking for it. I wanted to surprise them with what

[Tom Griswold]

a great day this turned out to be, huh?

[Chick McGee]

A QM production.

[Tom Griswold]

Starring David Jansen as the Fugitive.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what a great show.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, the lady that Miss Kitty was based on.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah?

[Josh Arnold]

There's an actual person.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, like at the Long Branch Saloon or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Her history does not show that she was indeed a prostitute.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't think that Miss Kitty was a play on Miss Clitty?

[Josh Arnold]

I did. Not at all. I don't think anyone thought. No one thought that.

[Christy Lee]

No one knows anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Kitty and the P word go together.

[Pat Godwin]

Kitty and the P word.

[Tom Griswold]

No one thought.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, Kitty and the P Word is my least favorite children's book. No, I. I always assume he does

[Christy Lee]

not think like normal people.

[Chick McGee]

No, I. I always assumed that.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

That's a. That's a.

[Chick McGee]

There was some. There was some Hollywood guy, and when

[Tom Griswold]

he assumes something, he builds an entire backstory, and then he goes on the Internet now and has it verified. Yeah, he thinks it's probably just some

[Chick McGee]

Hollywood guy that had been blacklisted as a joke. Said, I know what I'm gonna do. I'll get these. Mother.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's way closer to the other.

[Christy Lee]

Closer to the other one. Tom, I would love to have a kitty cat. Or a kitty cat.

[Pat Godwin]

Come on.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, look, there you go. Sorry. Well, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, Miss Clitty.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just saying. I'm sure I'm not the first one that.

[Tom Griswold]

That occurred to me. No, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

You're the absolute.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you're the first, the only and the last.

[Chick McGee]

I better get to the letter. I live in Arnold, Missouri.

[Tom Griswold]

We haven't even got to the letter yet.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I used to live in Arnold for a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

That's what he says. He says Josh's old stomping grounds. Yeah, that had to Be weird living in Arnold, being named Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, my.

[Christy Lee]

I remember.

[Josh Arnold]

It was fine with. You know, we were. When I lived there, I was 30 or something. But my poor little niece got teased at school because she lived in Arnold and her last name was Arnold. Kids find whatever they can.

[Christy Lee]

That's true.

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't you like to go back?

[Chick McGee]

Anything to start bullying. Anything to be mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't you like to go back like second or third grade and have the sensibilities you have now? People would pick on you.

[Josh Arnold]

I would ruin lives.

[Tom Griswold]

The things you could say, oh, my God, yeah. Make them cry in an instant.

[Chick McGee]

And there's a. There's a topic. People whose last name is the same as the place where they live. Oh, yeah, I'm sure there's many of those.

[Tom Griswold]

Dixville Notch. Don't you have to move there? Dickville. Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I'm sorry. So to get back to our letter, this is from James, who lives in Arnold, Missouri.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God. I'm.

[Chick McGee]

He said Arnold, Missouri. We're talking about Gunsmoke yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. You sure?

[Chick McGee]

I have a vinyl record.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Get a load of this.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the final record?

[Chick McGee]

It's. It's the record that Festus made.

[Tom Griswold]

Festus Sings.

[Chick McGee]

It's called.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on a Second Gun, Smoke Festus in Red, White and Blue With Stars and Festus Sings and Talks.

[Christy Lee]

There it is.

[Chick McGee]

Of Dodge City. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

There he is.

[Chick McGee]

And look, he's got.

[Josh Arnold]

He's.

[Chick McGee]

He's got that. Look how his. His legs. He walks kind of. Kind of crouched down like he's just had a prison sex session.

[Josh Arnold]

He's getting ready to draw.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he's. He's posing. That's not how he walked.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's like drawing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Once again, another made up story. That's how Festus walked. And Kitty means clitty. That's right.

[Christy Lee]

That's what you learned today. Take that to the water cooler.

[Tom Griswold]

This Kitty, please.

[Josh Arnold]

The proper respect needs to be shown.

[Chick McGee]

I guarantee I'm not the first person that thought.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no way anyone else thought of her.

[Chick McGee]

That was the intent. The care that. What's important is that was the intention. Well, I got another thing that you'll enjoy involving a word that I use that chick finds annoying.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay?

[Chick McGee]

And for some reason, we've got a bunch.

[Tom Griswold]

I find a lot of your words annoying.

[Chick McGee]

Actually, we have a number of letters today from people who have really cool names. Just like very slight variations on a. On what would be considered kind of a name you've heard a million times.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Like waiting to be a private eye on a TV show.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Just Spencer or something.

[Chick McGee]

There's a letter I'll read in a few minutes from Carolina.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's lovely.

[Chick McGee]

Not Caroline, but that's a beautiful.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Carolina.

[Chick McGee]

We've got. Yeah, a couple.

[Tom Griswold]

I had an aunt named Carolina.

[Josh Arnold]

You did?

[Tom Griswold]

And we called her Liney.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. Drunk as a monkey most of her life. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did she have a drink of choice?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever she ever did.

[Tom Griswold]

Vitalis, vanilla extract, lava lamp water. She very odd.

[Chick McGee]

Cooking sherry.

[Christy Lee]

Dad's dad drank aftershave. I was there for that.

[Chick McGee]

At least he had fresh breath.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I was putting brood on one time and she walked up and said, oh, what's that? And took a swig of it.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Well, it's a happier time.

[Josh Arnold]

She was happy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, she was very happy. I wish I was half as happy as she was.

[Chick McGee]

Now coming up, things you can't put on your car in Florida and other delights. But right now, speaking of cars, you

[Josh Arnold]

know they called her Liney because a vagina. I can't be the first person to think that.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't be. No.

[Chick McGee]

Just because she was a typesetter, let's just move on.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, what kind of car do you drive?

[Christy Lee]

No one likes to make choices in this world, right? That's why Hyundai, who has the best lineup of hybrids, makes it easy because they'll give you the best of both worlds. Like you could get the reliable, efficient Tucson hybrid, which is what I drive, Tom. Thank you for asking. With America's best warranty.

[Chick McGee]

What do you drive, Christy? Oh, I was supposed to read that line earlier.

[Tom Griswold]

Are we in a time warp?

[Christy Lee]

You weren't supposed to read anything. You're not on here. Shut up. That's two shut ups this week.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? You know what? What Christy said. I think I'd like to. I'd like to second that. I think we all would.

[Christy Lee]

I know I'm not supposed to say

[Pat Godwin]

those words, but that was a real one, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Shut up. Shut up.

[Chick McGee]

Ms. Clitty never would have been said that.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Clitty wouldn't have said that.

[Chick McGee]

She's very, very.

[Christy Lee]

Or if the Tucson hybrid isn't rugged

[Tom Griswold]

enough, how the vagina might have said that.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there a joke? You have your cake and eat a thing 2. Remember that.

[Christy Lee]

Is there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's a woman involved.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not familiar with it, but I like this.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's always been a stupid expression. It should be, you can keep your cake and eat it too. Not you can have it because if you're having it, you're eating it.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the joke is Edith is getting eaten too. I think.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet back when it was created, have did not mean like, oh, I'm gonna have an orange. Ah, you know what I'm saying?

[Christy Lee]

It probably met possession.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I see, I see. Coming up, we have exciting things. How's the world of sports today? I haven't been able to catch up yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Super duper. The NCAA is meeting, talking about this transfer portal. Nothing will be solved. That's this reporter's opinion. They handed out suspensions and fines for that base brawl.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, nice nights ago portmanteau.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I did it yesterday and you did not recognize it and I was hurt. So I'm bringing it back so you will notice me. Notice me and what I'm words.

[Josh Arnold]

Will you see him finally, please, Tom,

[Chick McGee]

I'll tell you what that is.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you see me?

[Chick McGee]

That's a nice looking jacket you've got.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Is that suede?

[Tom Griswold]

It must be felt. No, that's not it.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

We got sports headlines from Finland and all sorts of listener emails coming up from sleep number.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, and we've been on this streak of getting letters from Hawaii. We'll see if we get one of those today.

[Josh Arnold]

We gotta go to Idaho first and then Hawaii.

[Tom Griswold]

We must go to Idaho and then Hawaii.

[Christy Lee]

We could stop in Idaho and then fly from Idaho to Hawaii. It kind of breaks up the trip.

[Tom Griswold]

Boise to Oahu, that's a swift nine hours.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we got to get a direct flight.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.

[Pat Godwin]

In the Pacific Ocean.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you go Boise to Spokane and then to Oahu.

[Chick McGee]

That'd be good too. We could stop at Spokane. This is all coming up. Certainly a little Looking forward to it. Plus comedian Al Action Jackson. Ladies and gentlemen, before I want to mention one quick thing, this is very important. Speaking of the great state of Missouri, Greg Warren is going to be going home to his birthplace, actually Springfield, Missouri. It's my understanding that for the Saturday show.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I get for Hiss and

[Chick McGee]

Greg at the Galois Theater. They're renaming Springfield Warrenville.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, isn't that nice?

[Chick McGee]

Key to the city. If you don't go to the show and you live anywhere near there, you're disappointing me greatly.

[Tom Griswold]

I see Warren Heights, this is.

[Chick McGee]

And if you know someone that has ever been a coach or a wrestler or a fisherman, you must go see Greg Warren. He is, he is really. It's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

The second half of his stand, he's

[Chick McGee]

peaking at his advanced age. Okay, thank you very much. Galois Theater this Saturday. Don't miss that show or I'll be very disappointed in you. You know how you say that when your kids. No, I'm not upset. I'm just disappointed, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, good. So long as you're not mad at me.

[Chick McGee]

I was listening.

[Josh Arnold]

You were.

[Chick McGee]

You were doubting Tom.

[Christy Lee]

I think that's bad.

[Chick McGee]

I too, as your mother knew it was Miss Clitty. I knew with that blacklisted commie writer was trying to pull over on this country.

[Josh Arnold]

You know who always agrees with you almost 100 is my brother Jeff.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Chick McGee]

Are you having a lozenge?

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin. I am having Colossians. My throat's sore from keeping up with you. There's Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick.

[Chick McGee]

I was going to compliment him on what I thought was the best joke of the week, but I'm not going to.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what was the best joke of the week? Please don't take this away from me.

[Chick McGee]

When we were talking about I hang

[Tom Griswold]

on your every word. I crave.

[Chick McGee]

When you were saying Gus, you loved it that they had that introduction starring James Arness. And then you said, why don't today's shows do that? Like it's Seinfeld with Jerry Seinfeld.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't see the joke in that. At best, a commentary or maybe so

[Chick McGee]

you can't even compliment the guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Inane comment.

[Chick McGee]

I thought that was really funny.

[Josh Arnold]

You can compliment me. In fact, you can call me Cool Hand Josh. I just had three hard boiled eggs in two minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

Good for you.

[Chick McGee]

And I was in there watching him slurp those babies down and he had to, he had to peel them. I've never seen such desperation on a man's face.

[Christy Lee]

I love it when he drops them. He just throw, throws them on the counter.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, I lift it up a

[Chick McGee]

little bit and drop it and they were not peeling proper.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I knew this was coming.

[Tom Griswold]

Little protein load. Oh, you have. You're not peeling properly, I'm sure. Here's the deal. Ultimate way to peel.

[Josh Arnold]

I was taught if you really want them to peel nicely, after you boil them, immediately submerge them in ice water.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And I did that. I do that. But my contention is the brown eggs just do not peel as well as white eggs.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding. Yes. I thought it'd be.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, once again.

[Christy Lee]

Don't, don't.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I insist.

[Tom Griswold]

Please continue. What's the, what's the other difference between brown eggs and white eggs?

[Chick McGee]

The brown eggs couldn't be served in major league baseball stadiums until 1940.

[Josh Arnold]

Has anybody else experienced that?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, maybe I'm still not doing something right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, I don't eat hard boiled eggs.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, is it. Does it depend how you cook them? If you cook them slower, I don't know. There's gotta be a way to do this because it drives me crazy when I can't.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wait. And did I lie? Did I say I boiled them? I don't. I have a great hard boiled egg maker.

[Tom Griswold]

I have the same machine. And you were on your recommendation. It's wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's awesome. You can put a dozen eggs in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a little bit of a dome tower. And you set the eggs and you puncture a hole. It has a great little thing that you can puncture a hole with. You pour. Excuse me. A little. You can tell I just said you can. You put a little water in there because it steams. It essentially steams them.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I've got to see what one of these looks like.

[Tom Griswold]

12 at once. It's unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I got. I need a couple. A couple more appliances.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. That's a good one.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds good. I got one yesterday. I walked into the pantry and there's an appliance there. I have no idea what it is.

[Christy Lee]

What's like.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's a elaborate thing with stuff coming out of it and it looks like. It looks like some kind of exotic coffee maker maker, but it isn't. I don't know what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it a plug in device?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. I didn't have time to research it. It's the size of an old fashioned TV set.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you. Do you have a brand name for me?

[Chick McGee]

I didn't take the time, but I said, I wonder what that thing is. Never seen that before.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm very busy.

[Josh Arnold]

Your lady may know.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's not a juicer. I have a juicer. It's not a juicer. It's got spigots and. But the larger point is I need to find out about this hard boiled egg machine. And thank you very much. How's your throat? Feeling better now?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it is.

[Chick McGee]

I really enjoyed your commentary, which you don't want to call it a joke. TV shows should have an announcer like this.

[Josh Arnold]

The Fugitive.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

A QM production. Starring. Starring David Janssen as the Fugitive.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you let him say.

[Josh Arnold]

I think the last two.

[Christy Lee]

He can't.

[Josh Arnold]

Jake, you know what shows I can remember when the voiceover were the Hulk on the 70s and the A team

[Chick McGee]

and 80s, the 18.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Heart to Heart had had one of the characters. This is Mrs. H. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that Lionel Stand.

[Chick McGee]

Do you ever see him in cul de sac?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I have.

[Chick McGee]

That's. That's a different Lionel Stander. That's one hell of a movie.

[Josh Arnold]

That's an unpleasant.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's a.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a weird Donald Pleasance.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Roman Polanski. Weirdo movie. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Most of you during the break didn't hear a question that you asked about the 250th anniversary of the United States.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Because 150, I think, is sesquicentennial. What's 250?

[Christy Lee]

Semi quincentennial.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

You were. Wow, that's really.

[Christy Lee]

That's a mouthful.

[Josh Arnold]

Semi quincentennial.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So I think that's why they're going with just the 250th anniversary.

[Chick McGee]

So in this and the logo I

[Tom Griswold]

saw, it's really unimpressive, I think.

[Chick McGee]

And the scent. Wait a minute. Centennial is 100.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know who centennial it is today?

[Christy Lee]

Who?

[Tom Griswold]

Mel Brooks.

[Chick McGee]

Hugh Hefner.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, he's not with, but he would be.

[Chick McGee]

This would be the anniversary of his birthday.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, Okay.

[Chick McGee]

A man probably responsible for more masturbation than. There's nothing that anyone in history.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm rooted in the 60s more than the name Hugh Hefner. Boy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Interesting guy.

[Tom Griswold]

He was a Ol.

[Josh Arnold]

Hef.

[Tom Griswold]

Very important.

[Josh Arnold]

At one point, did you guys speak to him?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I would think that you talked to him.

[Chick McGee]

We did interview him at one point. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Sure did.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no way you guys get away with not talking to him at least once.

[Chick McGee]

Then we have the song I want to be like, half.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's a classic, but. But I. One of the few. You know, people always say, oh, I used to, you know, buy it for the interview, you know, because they'd have Edward Teller.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We believe you only wanted Norman Mailer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. No, no, no. I didn't buy it for the interview. I bought it for the nudie picture.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

But the interviews were pretty good. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And the roster of writers. Hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Back when we, you know, that Norman Mailer.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Albert Camus.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes there'd be like an Updike short story or something.

[Announcer]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Right next to you. By the way. We're not glaring at big, bouncy boobs. I like to read. It's like the New Yorker with porno in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting fact about Norman Mailer. He had the first fax machine.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that is interesting. Did he change his name?

[Tom Griswold]

No, he didn't. He just kept Mailer.

[Chick McGee]

Would you like to have someone, when you arrive at a place, announce that you're there?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, not at all.

[Josh Arnold]

You have gone on record as saying you would like those big horns.

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Those long trumpets.

[Chick McGee]

Six guys with horns come in three. Three by three.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd go the exact.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's weird, because you don't like being out sunglasses.

[Chick McGee]

That's true. I'm kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the. The guy that used to run the Olympics? Like Juan Antonio Samaranch, whatever his name was. You know, the king of the kickback. He had a. He had a rule. He had to be the last person to arrive at any event and the first one to leave. Once he got there, no one was allowed to leave.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Think he had a big ego. How does that work?

[Josh Arnold]

Once he got there, no one was allowed. That's true. That's wild. That's like Putin. That sounds like something Putin would do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. What happened to Kalistinnikov?

[Josh Arnold]

Kill him.

[Tom Griswold]

I might be going somewhere this week and weekend for a thing and guess what I'm looking forward to.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you looking forward to?

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. The Irish goodbye. Until I sneak out. That's my favorite thing. Where did. He's going. Don't worry about it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's gone. It depends on the situation.

[Tom Griswold]

I would imagine you never do that.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes I bet you're a bad lever.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it starts out with, well, better get on down the road.

[Chick McGee]

No, I used to.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, thanks.

[Chick McGee]

I used to know someone who. There's a bad lever.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet.

[Chick McGee]

So it would.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we were all married.

[Chick McGee]

I'd say the phrase, do not introduce me to anyone at all at this event as we are leaving, do not stop and say hello to anyone.

[Josh Arnold]

That's. My parents were terrible at that. Yeah, they would load us in the car. Well, if we were at my grandparents or something. And we'd sit in the car freezing our asses off for the better part of an hour. 40 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

I'm pretty good at the Irish goodbye.

[Tom Griswold]

Boom.

[Chick McGee]

Depends on the size of the event and whether or not the main people are being bothered. But it's time for us to check

[Tom Griswold]

out some letters from our emails from our listeners, brought to you by sleep number and sleep number. Introducing the new Comfort mode mattress. As if they could get any more comfortable. Holy heck. Sleep number personalized comfort night after night and for a limited time, get free delivery when you add a base. Only at a sleep number store or sleep number dot com.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember an airplane? The guys in like the control center go, it's fine. They've got instruments. And then it cuts to the cockpit.

[Tom Griswold]

They're on instruments.

[Josh Arnold]

Nielsen's playing the hilarious stand up.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, this is in the works. There is a really good chance we're going to get to interview the two principals from the movie Airplane.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Robert Hayes and Julie Hagerty.

[Al Jackson]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we better.

[Josh Arnold]

I love them both.

[Chick McGee]

I believe they're no, I'm not kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Because they're coming here. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They're on a lecture tour.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they are.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure if we're gonna get

[Tom Griswold]

him in the studio. I for one, I'm not gonna sit here while Robert Hayes lectures me about anything.

[Josh Arnold]

I love him. He's in Cat's Eye.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't he in Wings or something? Was he in that show?

[Tom Griswold]

No, he was in. He was in a. Angie, wasn't he some boyfriend?

[Josh Arnold]

And then Julie Hagerty was in that great Albert Brooks he was married to.

[Pat Godwin]

She was married 22.

[Josh Arnold]

22. They won in America. Lost in America. She's the one who.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Goes to the casino. That is. That is one of the few movies I've ever watched. I. I got it on VCR back in the day.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

I watched it twice in a row by myself on a Friday night. I couldn't. I was supposed to go through it. This is too. I've got to see this.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a great movie.

[Chick McGee]

That is sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Like 22.

[Josh Arnold]

And she's Richard Driver's wife. And what about Bob? Another hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

And they were actually married. Had three kids.

[Josh Arnold]

They did have to get the very method.

[Tom Griswold]

They just got married for the.

[Chick McGee]

How many actors have said that in order for this scene to work, I really must have sex with you, Richard?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know, I know. Jeff Goldblum was on quite a roll.

[Josh Arnold]

Vincent Galio,

[Chick McGee]

Richard Burton Bever saying I'd be able to perform if I hadn't had too much to drink again.

[Tom Griswold]

So, ladies and gentlemen, my favorite impression.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom does.

[Chick McGee]

This is the Taylor is the most

[Tom Griswold]

beautiful one in the world. Unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, look at this letter. Wait a minute, I gotta read this real quick. Okay, I followed your recommendation.

[Tom Griswold]

Listen, this is amazing, Tom. That's known as a reco. Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Regarding sleep number beds, I have a king size in our primary bedroom. Christy. I prefer the softer setting. Mine is set to 55. I have a queen size in our. In our guest room.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Best regards, David. Well, thank you, David.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, were you a 35 for a while?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I am a 35.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's no support.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I love it when you lay down at the goes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know.

[Christy Lee]

That is molds around your body. Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

My sleep number setting is 100 and my dog came out to me yesterday and he goes, hey, listen, while you're gone today, I'm going to go to your bed. Would you mind setting it at 80? What the.

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell?

[Christy Lee]

My husband's a 100, but I'm a 35.

[Chick McGee]

Do your dogs get on the bed?

[Tom Griswold]

Not unless they're invited. And the. No, that's the only place in the house now that they're not in invited is the bed.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They have free run of the sofas. I told you that monkey, she's 13. She looked at me when I let her on the sofa finally. And she goes, so I could have been doing this for like years.

[Chick McGee]

It's amazing, the guilt.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm not. We don't project this on them. It's real. You walk, I'll walk in the bedroom. And Mr. Fletcher looks at me and he goes, yeah, I know, I'll get down in just a second.

[Christy Lee]

But it's amazing how much room they take up. I, It's.

[Chick McGee]

They gotta relax.

[Christy Lee]

I literally sleep over like this much of the bed.

[Tom Griswold]

The size of a dogs absolutely make you feel guilty. They're vindictive, they hold a grudge. They. They lay in wait, I'm telling you.

[Chick McGee]

But if you give them a nice chunk of dried liver, they'll do whatever you want.

[Tom Griswold]

You play the. You play the I have to pay the cheese tack cheese tax game? No, if you go to the refrigerator, you have to. To come up with a piece of cheese for the dogs.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's called the cheese tax now. And they expect it.

[Chick McGee]

Now.

[Josh Arnold]

One of my.

[Chick McGee]

One of my dogs is a purebred golden retriever. So you think he'd be really good at retrieving.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Then his name.

[Chick McGee]

No interest. If you throw him, you can throw him like a delightful dried piece of liver. It'll hit him right in the nose. Doesn't make any effort to catch it. The little guy on the other hand, you know, he. He'll get it mid air and steal it for. What happened?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

He has. No. You throw a tennis ball, he looks at it going, you gonna go get that?

[Josh Arnold]

What'd you do that for?

[Chick McGee]

Most hog, if you throw them a

[Tom Griswold]

treat, they catch it like Benson. You want me to get that?

[Chick McGee]

He just, he just watches it go to the floor. Coming. You know something? We never got to the letters coming up. By the way, thanks for that letter about the sleep number bed.

[Tom Griswold]

More, More letters coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Glad you enjoy it very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's a quick letter for Chick. I just put kraut on a hot dog. Yum. Kurt in Iowa.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. Thank you, Kurt.

[Christy Lee]

I found.

[Chick McGee]

I have one Kraut, no sour, just

[Christy Lee]

kraut

[Tom Griswold]

acceptable for sauerkraut.

[Christy Lee]

Chick, I found a nickel in the grocery store. Parking lot. Steve from Lima, Ohio.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you Steve. Thanks for taking the time and trouble to write. Hope you exciting stuff that made your day.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, this is normal day to day activities.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I let's see. I thank you Josh Arnold sitting at The I Hate stevensinger.com Sidekick chairman. The Orange Insoles sports desk is right over there. I can see Chick McGee sitting there and he's going to tell me about SimpliSafe.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube YouTube channel.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Show that day.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Drinking her hot water.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you punishing yourself?

[Christy Lee]

I had a. I had a coffee earlier. I had one. One a day.

[Tom Griswold]

Born to be wild. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

They've got me on one today, too.

[Chick McGee]

Pussification.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. We'll see if we can get back up to three.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick [e-mail] sports desk.

[Christy Lee]

But you're drinking green tea. See, green tea affects me more than coffee. Coffee.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently not. Whatever they're trying to figure out with me.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Trying to turn you into a sniveling, whiny green tea drinking New York Times reading.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

M. Mr. I read a book.

[Tom Griswold]

Emasculation.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Josh Arnold isn't just sitting anywhere. He's at the I Hate stevensinger.com sidekick chair.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, he is.

[Chick McGee]

And it's time now for us to get to our letters.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. This is from Joe in Columbus. Oh, no, Columbus, Indiana.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Joe.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. And sorry to bother you at work. I just wanted to show you my work coffee mug. And I've been listening since the 1980s when you first started.

[Chick McGee]

Says it's got a picture of a docs. And then it says. What, Chick?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, have you seen my wiener? I even. Joe says I even took cassettes with me when I was stationed in Germany. Nice.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Joe.

[Josh Arnold]

Great.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for all the.

[Chick McGee]

Now, if you had that at this, at the station. Sorry. If you had that at your place of business, would that be considered sexual harassment?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, some would say that happened.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Hopefully he works with cool people.

[Tom Griswold]

A trigger or something.

[Chick McGee]

There was an incident. I can't give too much detail. There was an incident here a few

[Josh Arnold]

years ago in coffee mug or.

[Chick McGee]

No. Someone had a collection of magazines. Oh, in a. In an. In a bathroom. That was a men's room. Technically, sure. In a different part of it. This is a very old Building with four or five sections and somebody finally.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There's. There's. But there's still.

[Chick McGee]

There's still.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I wouldn't touch one with a hazmat suit on.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. But I. I can't comment on the. Let's just say the. The person who was offended is no longer here, right? Oh, alive, but no longer here. Oh, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you sure? Are you sure she's alive?

[Josh Arnold]

I imagine that person is making some other office miserable. I don't know this person, but I.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see.

[Josh Arnold]

Assumption of my.

[Chick McGee]

More letters. You can reach us, of course, Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom. Dot com.

[Josh Arnold]

Must have been some no discuss clause.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show.

[Pat Godwin]

I gotta look.

[Tom Griswold]

I got that feeling too, y'.

[Chick McGee]

All.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, tell.

[Chick McGee]

Trust me. Trust me on this.

[Christy Lee]

What he's talking about.

[Chick McGee]

Trust me on this.

[Tom Griswold]

Jo. My name's Scott, from Lexington. Lexington, Kentucky, in the Commonwealth of Kentucky. Beautiful country.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Scott.

[Tom Griswold]

Lexington.

[Chick McGee]

I love Lexington.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, somebody wants to move to Lexington.

[Josh Arnold]

I like the Athens of the West.

[Tom Griswold]

Have a string of polo ponies.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, what do you think? You mentioned Columbus, Ohio, and Columbus, Indiana. What do you think the closest cities with the same name are in America? America, because there's, there's Lexington, Virginia.

[Pat Godwin]

Man, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Something to contemplate. We'll get to that coming up. I'm sorry. Back to your letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Rome, New York and Rome.

[Christy Lee]

Stick to one thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I was in high school back in the 80s. I was on the football team. And if you were caught sitting with a girl at lunch, the coach would come up, sit down, look the girl straight in the eyes and would say, you better watch out for this young man. He has two nationalities, Roman hands and Russian fingers. The coach would get up and walk away laughing. Oh, because he knew he just blocked me.

[Chick McGee]

Is there a guide to coaches? Because every coach in America, I love them. That is so funny. What a classic.

[Josh Arnold]

That's so great.

[Chick McGee]

Great letter. Thank you very much once again.

[Tom Griswold]

If you'd like to use it in your day to day life. Roman hands and Russian fingers.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys want a golden retriever story? This comes to us from Jay in Lake Mills. Oh, the other day I was driving home from northern Wisconsin and got pulled over by the state patrol. Oh, boy, is statey. As I pulled over and stopped, one or both of my golden retrievers let go of some gas. Oh, I started laughing. When the officer knocked on the window, he asked what was so funny. I said, my dogs just farted and it smells like death in Here. The police officer caught a whiff, turned around and said, have a good day. No ticket says Jay.

[Chick McGee]

Wow, that is a rare, rare occurrence. But what a great day. You're gonna have a great day.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that doesn't get much better, you

[Chick McGee]

know, hey, the cop's a working guy. He doesn't have to look. He's got to put up with a bunch of jackasses all day long. He goes, you know something? I'm not gonna put up with dog farts. And I'll tell you what, there are certain dog farts that I have actually gotten up in the middle of the night because I went, okay, there's been an accident. Something has pooped in the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

And it's just dog flatulence.

[Christy Lee]

It happened yesterday to my husband. He was taking the dogs to doggy daycare and the older dog, Leo, got in the car and he said, I honestly thought he had had an accident. It was so bad. The fart was so bad.

[Josh Arnold]

The Boston terrier I live in with you.

[Tom Griswold]

Imagine what happened there. Oh, you better get up and take those dunks and talk to daycare.

[Christy Lee]

I did not say that.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just about Randy.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you do something around.

[Josh Arnold]

The Boston I lived with for a while would fart like Nell Carter, and he couldn't stand it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he.

[Josh Arnold]

He would fart leave and leave. Yeah. Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

My. My beautiful big sweetie. She's going to be 13 and she started to have some gas. We call her your highness.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And boy, it's. Yeah, it's not that it's so real. It's like so offensive.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it really is.

[Tom Griswold]

It just unbelievable. That's what I mean about it being vindictive. I'll wait till dinner. They know the door dash is here.

[Josh Arnold]

This is really something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up. I'm annoying someone besides Chick with my use of the term chuck hole.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. I always grew. I grew up in pothole country.

[Christy Lee]

We say chuck holes here.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't care for it.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently part time chuck. I don't care.

[Chick McGee]

Chuck hole versus potholes. We are in the epicenter of chuck hole.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I thought.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I hadn't heard it until you said it. In my life.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we'll come back. We have a nice letter from Josh and a request from Patty. Gary. Oh, you're going to need your instruments in just a matter of moments.

[Tom Griswold]

Alpaca is coming up just for Chrissy.

[Chick McGee]

We've got them.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet they're farts instruments.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, one can only imagine.

[Josh Arnold]

And they're Kind of face level, aren't they?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's the problem.

[Josh Arnold]

At least chest level.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not the. Their butts are pelvis level. I don't know if you know that or not.

[Chick McGee]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

It's true.

[Josh Arnold]

That's. That's what's an issue in some farms.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, nice.

[Josh Arnold]

I was just trying to push her through the fence.

[Chick McGee]

So what's the stool for, Eddie? Well, it's funny you'd ask.

[Tom Griswold]

You put the alpaca post.

[Chick McGee]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Well, hello.

[Tom Griswold]

She's at the news Center.

[Christy Lee]

What was that said under your breath?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, doctor, Nice Shoes. You were talking about a doctor friend of ours and you mentioned he has nice shoes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you said I apologize. And I said, why am I.

[Chick McGee]

Well, because we're not really not supposed to be emphasized. The fact that he's.

[Christy Lee]

If you can see his nice shoes, that means he did a good job, then you're correct.

[Chick McGee]

And I stand correct.

[Tom Griswold]

When I was announcing and you were mumbling under your breath. I can see or I can hear. I feel what it's like to be irritated by me. Thank you. Thank you very much. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi. He's the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom. We got letters. Letters.

[Chick McGee]

This letter leads to a song from Mr. Gone.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, sir.

[Chick McGee]

The. I'm not sure if I should. I guess I can do a little bit of the background story on this. White Castle is a hamburger joint, a kind of a regional footprint.

[Josh Arnold]

I would say they are responsible for the word slider.

[Tom Griswold]

My mother worked at White castle for over 25 years.

[Christy Lee]

Did they start in Columbus, Ohio?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so, but a lot of.

[Josh Arnold]

But yeah, you're right, Tom. They're not available everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Lots of restaurants, but it's like, for example, right now, one of the. The Wawa chain of gas station convenience stores, whatever you call them, is expanding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And this. These things are happening. But there was a story a couple years ago about White Castle in Orlando. And this goes back a year or so. White Castle restaurant fans lined up by hundreds after the world's largest White Castle opened in Florida. This is an article from the Orlando Sentinel. The 4,000 plus square foot restaurant opened near Disney World, becoming the first White Castle in Florida since the 1960s. Customers lined up, vehicles were backed up on Daryl Carter Parkway waiting to get into the drive through.

[Christy Lee]

Nice, man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. By the way, kind of interesting thing that White Castle was opening up and big crowds attending.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We always talk about them at Valentine's Day because they do that nice Valentine's Day special.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Christy Lee]

I love White Castle.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not afraid to say it.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's a treat.

[Christy Lee]

I don't have to be drunk in 3am I love them.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a real treat.

[Chick McGee]

Josh is correct.

[Tom Griswold]

White Castle is the only thing that'll answer that call.

[Chick McGee]

What's so interesting now is, as Josh is correct in saying, they invented the slider and they're responsible for it. And they kind of shied away from it for a long time because it was. The implication was they go right through you.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

That was kind of an urban legend type of thing. I'm not kidding. I went to a place the other day. I'm totally serious that. Is it pronounced wagyu beef?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Wagyu or Wagyu.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever it is. It's really. They had whatever it is. Wagyu beef. Sliders.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

With. And then there was some foreign word sauce that I'm sure was probably. Whatever it was.

[Josh Arnold]

Free your lady room a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Lady marmalade. Mocha chocolata.

[Chick McGee]

I will confess. I love that song.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I do too.

[Christy Lee]

Love.

[Josh Arnold]

I love the remake they did for Moulin Rouge.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Great song. Anyway, in any event, the. The slider has become co. Opted. Co opted by the upper class.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And by the way, you're right, White Castle was always unfairly maligned for a while for. Oh, yeah, they hurt you. They're belly bombers was another term for them. Or sliders.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I think it was the

[Chick McGee]

12 Budweisers you had that may have caused the issue with the sliding of the.

[Josh Arnold]

That had more of an effect.

[Chick McGee]

But, Pat, you wrote a tribute to White Castle. It's the first one.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. The Orlando one. This is the first attribute.

[Chick McGee]

We did.

[Pat Godwin]

We did about five of these, me and Dean. I'm gonna do this by myself. Little test. Sound check there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is that. Wait is.

[Chick McGee]

You're playing the keyboard and the guitar at the same time.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm attempting.

[Chick McGee]

Like a Getty Lee. Like a Getty Lee. Playing both your hands. Foot pedals.

[Josh Arnold]

Both your hands are on the guitar. What are you playing the keyboard with?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

With my penis.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Let me tell you something. He's an artist.

[Chick McGee]

More bass notes. By the way, in all truth, did you know that there's a famous skit. This is. Christy, calm down. There's a famous skit in which the.

[Tom Griswold]

Why do you interrupt everything?

[Chick McGee]

Because this is interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

There's a famous skit in which the president of a certain very prominent country in the news a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Plays the keyboards with his penis.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not. First name. Vladimir. You take it from there. Did you know that, Christy? He was a comedian.

[Josh Arnold]

He was a comedian. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And that was one of his skits.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, no disrespect, but can you imagine Biden or Trump? I can't. Wait a minute. I take it back. I can see Kennedy doing it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And Johnson, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

He could.

[Chick McGee]

He could probably do the guitar and the keyboard at the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Clinton did it at parties and there's a chance George W. Did it at.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, those guys both had a lot of fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How'd that work? Well, I'll look it up myself. Sorry, Pat, Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

I'm assuming you had to be semi tumescent in order to get any purchase on the.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Barack probably didn't.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna need some slide whistle at the end. All right, you ready?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I got it.

[Josh Arnold]

Here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Take it back to Orlando five years ago. Big thing in Orlando. White Castle's in town. And there were lines at White Castle since 9am Tiny square burgers. I'll take a sack of 10. They're new to Orlando. Onions, pickles and cheese Folks call them sliders Cuz they slide out with ease and we love you yes, we love you.

[Tom Griswold]

Little keys.

[Pat Godwin]

And now the guitar, please.

[Chick McGee]

If you have the video, Pat. God or his sister. In the color of the ripe tomato.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a very high.

[Chick McGee]

No, you're nailing it, buddy. Oh, good. You got. He got one of them right.

[Tom Griswold]

Never had one lesson.

[Chick McGee]

You never know. Thank you very much.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Beautiful.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, that's thanks to Spencer. He was kind enough to write the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Spencer and he recently enjoyed some whities.

[Chick McGee]

He said, I was watching some old clips of your show and Patty.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I like about it. I love my whities.

[Chick McGee]

Patty G played a song I hadn't heard before. It was a massive hit involving long lines at White Castle. Thank you very much, Spencer from beautiful Modesto, California.

[Josh Arnold]

And how good is Knights and white sadness? It is.

[Christy Lee]

And the gong at the end, Is

[Chick McGee]

that the one that has the embarrassing poem in the middle? It does, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

The end. Right. It doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

The gathering glue.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's. That be. Could be. God.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I always like.

[Chick McGee]

Do we have.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's just go. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have the.

[Chick McGee]

The fake version of that? I. We.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Dino did a.

[Chick McGee]

We did an augmentation. Yeah, whatever. You play that, pet. We should call Dean, see if he'll come in. Then he can say to me, are you kidding? That's why I left.

[Josh Arnold]

What is it like? Something enjoyed the gathering gloom. I mean, nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

Here it is.

[Chick McGee]

I found it. I found it. If you're not familiar with the song, there's a spoken word semi poem in the middle of it. It's sadly embarrassing. Like. Like many lyrics in the rock and roll genre, truly terrible. But when sung, bad lyrics often sound okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

I give you most songs by the band America, but will you play it? Yeah. Breathe deep the gathering gloom Watch light fade from every room Hickory dickory, dickory Dock and mouse ran up the clock

[Pat Godwin]

There once was A man from.

[Chick McGee]

Ladies and gentlemen, the Moody Dinos.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, wasn't it. Wasn't it a common thing for the Dinos to be exploded before?

[Christy Lee]

Every time, all the time.

[Chick McGee]

Now I was talking to Christopher yesterday in the back.

[Christy Lee]

They never get through us.

[Chick McGee]

And we're going to have. Eddie, we have a thing called a cart machine. Now, Josh, you. You. You arrived here long after the demise of the cart machine. The cart machine is like a. A tape deck kind of when it

[Josh Arnold]

would short for cartridge.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. And we have probably a thousand.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you see them every time you go back when you do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They look like kind of old cartridges.

[Tom Griswold]

They look like from the 80s eight track tape. Yeah, this is what they look like.

[Chick McGee]

And we have a variety of classic Dinos.

[Tom Griswold]

All it's.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna have Eddie hook one up in here. We're gonna spend a morning playing cards.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, that. That is a semi dangerous.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah. It could go terribly wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Sid. Sid said some things to Bart.

[Pat Godwin]

Said some things to each other.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to. Don't play my Barney bit. Something about rat Rafi. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's no good. No more.

[Chick McGee]

There was a time when people had a sense of humor.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it Rafi was a fiend.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no, no, it wasn't. Yeah, no, you're close.

[Josh Arnold]

You're close. A fink.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, closer.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Now, you know, think about Rafi is you have. He had such good posture because he had orange insoles in his shoes.

[Josh Arnold]

Raffy had orange insoles. Zam Fear, king of the pan flute.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Would wear actually Barney.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy who did in the Barney suit or orange. And so.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Why? I mean, come on, you got that extra weight.

[Tom Griswold]

I love him and I love you.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, thank you, Bar.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, here's another song I stole.

[Josh Arnold]

He was always on his feet. You never saw him sit down.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you can't knock me off my feet.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't sit with that tail. I told him to call them purple insoles. Well, Barn, you know, if you. If. If we were still at the height of your popularity, that might have happened.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, at the height of his popularity, the guy in Barney the suit put up some numbers.

[Josh Arnold]

You sure? What?

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, big body count, salary.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that what we're.

[Chick McGee]

Leave the suit. Oh, leave the suit on you, stud. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Talk like Barney for me.

[Josh Arnold]

We're gonna Jurassic Park.

[Tom Griswold]

You said.

[Chick McGee]

You said talk like Barney. By the way, he kind of mumbled.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, look, okay, he didn't say anything. He said talk. Barney is a specific way of Making love.

[Chick McGee]

Could we get.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna T Rex you.

[Chick McGee]

Or you and you just. We can move forward now.

[Josh Arnold]

What are we talking about? Insoles.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Orange insoles.

[Josh Arnold]

Orange insoles. You know, my. I had a professor in college who couldn't say orange. He would say oinge and act like he wasn't doing it. And so we just had to sit there while he would. Yeah, you know that. Oinge. Yeah. He said everything else fine, but he could only say oinge.

[Tom Griswold]

What a lunatic. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Terrific professor, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

But unfortunately, he was teaching produce. We would have to hear the word orange almost four times.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have a master's in produce. Yeah, really.

[Josh Arnold]

It was produce and juicing 101. Anywho, originsouls.com they deliver rigid arch support that don't collapse by lunchtime. They're gonna help your feet from getting tired from those arches collapsing. Your heels are gonna ache less, your knees won't complain as much, and those lower backs will stay loose and goosey, not all tight. They help maintain alignment as your feet and legs fatigue that reduces a lot of stress on your other joints and body parts. Durable enough for work boots, comfortable enough for everyday wear, and built for real people. And Barneys. They're built for folks who are on their feet all the time and folks who just like to get their steps in or they're always wandering around. Look, I love shoes. Shoes love me. I need orange insoles, please. Good luck.

[Chick McGee]

Good luck. Oh, please.

[Josh Arnold]

You've upgraded your truck tires, haven't you? You upgraded that mattress. Maybe upgrade what you stand on all day. Visit orangensouls.com order more and save with Orange Insoles bundle packs. Be sure to use promo code Bob and Tom at checkout. That's gonna get you $5 off your total order. Plus listen to this. Americans, if you live in the USA, you're gonna get free shipping. That's right. Originsouls.com, promo code Bob and Tom. I love shoes. Shoes love me. Orange insoles are guaranteed to help with aches and pains and complaining knees. Buy them now or I'll step on your face. Oh, hey, Barn.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Chick McGee]

I got two new pairs again yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice, dude.

[Chick McGee]

I may be addicted. I'm a big fan. Coming up, we have more of your letters. We have Christy Lee. She's over there. I can see her at the News. And Chick Magee. Do we have any sports coming up?

[Al Jackson]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

We got all the sports in the world. Everything that sports look, I look forward to it. Including an Alpaca for Christy.

[Chick McGee]

And another, the shortest request we've ever had in history.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

It's a real quick one, so hang in there. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

O'Reilly.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

And if you need help, we could

[Chick McGee]

recommend a shop for you. Ask for O'Reilly Veriscan today. Auto parts.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the bob and tom show. We are in the o'reilly auto parts studios. There's christy lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi. There's pat godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, indeed. There's josh arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace cosby's here. I'm chick mcgee at the originsouls.com sports desk. And guess what's going to happen now.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

This is not.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a version.

[Christy Lee]

I have never, never heard this.

[Tom Griswold]

Never heard this version.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know that I'm against it. Yeah, I am.

[Chick McGee]

What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

Patti LaBelle, Lady Marmalade or Christina Aguilera?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's the one.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, a remake.

[Josh Arnold]

Who else is on? There's Missy Elliott.

[Al Jackson]

Who else?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

A pink.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a damn good movie.

[Christy Lee]

Latifa.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Love Moulin Rouge. Boy, I love that movie.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? The more people we guess, the more racist will sound.

[Tom Griswold]

Tina. Tina Turner.

[Chick McGee]

Debbie Boone, I think is the.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right. It was Debbie Boone and then one of the Andrew Sisters.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the dead one. Let's see now. Could we get back to our letters?

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Hello, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Do yourself a favor. I know you love alpacas, but go online and search for something called the alpaca shimmy. Oh, have you heard about this?

[Christy Lee]

I have not.

[Tom Griswold]

When an alpaca gets a treat that they love, specifically food, they actually shimmy. It is very cute.

[Christy Lee]

Do they shake their butt?

[Tom Griswold]

Jeannie from Ocala, Florida?

[Chick McGee]

We haven't seen a video.

[Tom Griswold]

Watch your shimmy. Oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of shakes like she's got good chills.

[Chick McGee]

What is.

[Tom Griswold]

What is a quick treat?

[Christy Lee]

They've been shorn. Those alpacas have been.

[Chick McGee]

No, but I mean, it's like they're having a seizure.

[Pat Godwin]

Yummy reaction to the food.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what you call excitations.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, in the. In the great Beach Boy song.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Good Vibrations. That's what? Excitation.

[Christy Lee]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Here, give it here. That's another one.

[Chick McGee]

What is the evolutionary meaning of phone?

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you love that? Just a sign of happiness.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How could you not want those?

[Josh Arnold]

You guys, I kind of do that immediately after.

[Chick McGee]

After coitus.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you kind of shake it off a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Post dope.

[Chick McGee]

What do you throw that. You throw the T shirt on the floor or do you.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that would be coitus. That wouldn't be coitus, would it?

[Christy Lee]

That'd be. So you don't.

[Chick McGee]

You don't wipe yourself down. Okay, I'm sorry. Oh, I see we have more. More mail.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

What this is comes to us from Mike in Virginia Beach. Hey, Mike.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Mike had to travel.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to weigh in at VA Beach? I call it?

[Chick McGee]

Of course. You want to go to VB beach, then VC Beach. But be very careful at VD Beach.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? Be careful at VC Beach.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true too.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw that show with Dana Delaney.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I love the smell of napalm

[Tom Griswold]

in the morning tunneling underneath.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, where was I?

[Tom Griswold]

China Beach.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember China Beach? That was a good show.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Somebody was just talking about it. I think you can find it somewhere in time.

[Tom Griswold]

That came back said no one ever. Tom, what's up?

[Chick McGee]

It's like a more serious version of mash.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Point Mike from Virginia beach was I had to travel to Washington D.C. last week.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

So I jumped into the shower at my hotel room and I noticed the shower valve had a label on it. Ladies and gentlemen, it was a Pfister. I immediately sang out loud to myself. Yes, I'm a 59 year old man. It was 5am and I sang, including the silly laugh at the end. The Mr. Fister jingle.

[Josh Arnold]

Mr. Fister.

[Tom Griswold]

You're.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome. Mike.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember the silly laugh at the.

[Josh Arnold]

It's you.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it me?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Play it again.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Mr. Fister.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh,

[Josh Arnold]

yeah, you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my Ed McMahon.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now are we allowed to play the entire Mr. Fister piece anymore?

[Josh Arnold]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

Perhaps we can dig that up.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show.

[Josh Arnold]

You gotta break a few eggs, man.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from. This is Matt from Dallas County, Iowa. Paycheck. My wife is making me do the dishes. I'm standing here doing the dishes and I can't. I can't help but think, ain't no way to live, boy. Thank you, Matt. I appreciate it.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember, did you guys see the movie the Breakup with Vince Vaughn and Jennifer?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's really good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And she is upset with him because he wouldn't do the dishes. And then he did the dishes, and she was still mad. And he was like, what are you mad about? I did the dishes. And she goes, I want you to. You to want to do this.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's a big deal.

[Christy Lee]

Not just to do them because I asked or wanted you to do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Want to do.

[Chick McGee]

It's the kind of the semi opposite. I like doing the dishes.

[Josh Arnold]

I do, too.

[Chick McGee]

And then I'll do them. And I'm the type. I pretty much clean them completely, then put them in the dishwasher.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you don't want anyone else to.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want anyone near me touching the dishes except the dogs who are licking them.

[Tom Griswold]

And I could see why you put them in the dishwasher.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'll go into my office to do something, come back, and someone's rearranged the dishwasher.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Do you re. Do you re. Rearrange it?

[Chick McGee]

No, because the new. The new arrangement is probably significantly better.

[Josh Arnold]

You think so?

[Chick McGee]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

But I like to. I like to. I don't like to overfill that my sister could put my entire kitchen in a dishwasher.

[Al Jackson]

It's like.

[Chick McGee]

It's like the gag where the clowns get out of the car. You know, she just crams. I liked a lot of air in there.

[Pat Godwin]

If.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, I'll.

[Tom Griswold]

If you ever would want to take a therapist seriously. Seriously. You place a lot of importance. This is casual observation on my. On my behalf. You place a lot of importance on experiences and goings on that your mother and your sister going on around.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I've mentioned this story before. My mother had a serious problem, and she was recovering.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And she was staying in an assisted living facility, which she loved, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

She was trying to hide from you.

[Chick McGee]

I thought she had her own kitchen. And.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

She'd been recovered. My mother never cursed at all. And I went to see them. And my sister had been staying with my mom. And Jan is the type that would spend an entire week of dishes before she'd run it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

And I could tell my mother was recovering when she said, G.D. jenny, start the G.D. dishwasher, for God's sake. Hey, Mom's back.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Very good.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I've solved the. The lady marmalade problem. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Christina Aguilera.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Pink Missy Elliott. That's the intro. And Little Kim.

[Josh Arnold]

Little Kim was the person. How could we forget her?

[Chick McGee]

Is it Lady Marmalade? Or marmalade?

[Tom Griswold]

Marmalade.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they go mar. They go full marmalade.

[Chick McGee]

What does that mean? Is that Frenchie?

[Tom Griswold]

I believe it's a hookah. Much like.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I know, but I mean the word marmalade, Miss Kitty.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is that how they say it in France? Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe be.

[Chick McGee]

Not sure I like the original.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all based on Miss Kitty and Gunsmo.

[Chick McGee]

But I do like the original.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Every time Tom uses the word chuckle, I want to drive into an embankment.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, please don't do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Because.

[Chick McGee]

So I googled it.

[Tom Griswold]

Enjoy the show.

[Chick McGee]

Pothole is by far the preferred term, unless you live in certain parts of the Midwest, which Christie said. Yeah. When I grew up. Up, it was chuck hole.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah, I always. I love stuff like that.

[Chick McGee]

And this is. This is the chuck hole sl. Pothole season.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is.

[Chick McGee]

We had. And it's. It's worldwide. We had the story out of England with the. The guy, the graffiti artist, drawing the phalluses, the primitive phalluses around Chuckles in order to draw attention to them. And they were getting filled.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

But you know what the problem was?

[Tom Griswold]

Primitive. They were.

[Josh Arnold]

We saw the photo. They had filled it, but now that penis was still there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That spray paint, if anything, it drew more attention to it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're right.

[Chick McGee]

We got a couple doozies right near here, I'll tell you that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

For sure.

[Josh Arnold]

They're working on them.

[Chick McGee]

This guy Todd in Wichita goes on to say it's almost like most states with hallway water access, meaning a drinking fountain or a water fountain. He said, in Wisconsin and Rhode island, they call them bubblers.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah? Yeah. I've heard of the water fountain called the bubble.

[Tom Griswold]

Never heard of a bubbler.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't either. There's a water fountain in this. Oh, they took it out. I forgot.

[Christy Lee]

There's a water fountain here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they took it out.

[Tom Griswold]

There was. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, I think they took it out because it was.

[Tom Griswold]

It was put in after you left the first time, and then they took it out before you got back.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. Cool. Cool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Weird.

[Josh Arnold]

I would use it a couple times. I used it a couple times.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Did you guys never.

[Chick McGee]

In all the years I never used it.

[Tom Griswold]

I peed in it. 1.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't even know if it was.

[Christy Lee]

Where was it?

[Chick McGee]

Right there.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll show you. I. Actually. The one I use of.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you don't have to finish.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you going?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. Go. Are you Going to insult yourself?

[Josh Arnold]

No, but I. I'm setting myself up potentially for insults or. Or doubt or something at a. There's a gym and I. I will use the water fountain there annually. There you go. If it weren't funny, I'd be mad.

[Chick McGee]

The anniversary trip to the gym?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I just go in there when I'm January 5th. Every January when I. When I just need a little water. I just. Hey. I pretend like I am a member and I just get a drink and leave.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Thompson show.

[Josh Arnold]

Immediately. No, we got to applaud how quick Tom was annually.

[Tom Griswold]

It was quick and it was as predicted.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

It was amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, I'm not predicted.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Hey, Chick, this email for you. I was dropping my dog off at the groomer this morning. A big milk truck parked across the street.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, right on.

[Tom Griswold]

That's from Ben in Michigan. Oh, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

Pasturized.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, dear Bob, it's hot.

[Pat Godwin]

This is up to your neck.

[Tom Griswold]

This is for Tom. I was on vacation last week. Tom. What did I miss?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's a long list.

[Tom Griswold]

You. You love doing it, catching people up.

[Chick McGee]

That's. I'm happy to do that. You want to sit yourself? This is an interesting request. This comes to us from a guy first name Nelson. Ah, that is a distinguished Nelson.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But there is the bully in the Simpsons named Nelson. Nelson.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. And of course, probably based on the. The half Nelson or the full Nelson.

[Christy Lee]

No, there's the band on I Dream of Admiral Nelson.

[Chick McGee]

There's the band Nelson.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

I heard they broke up. So they're. They're each going out with their own tour called Hefnils. Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, how can you not love that guy?

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

This guy has a very unusual request which I'm going to feature for you right now. This is. I can't really read the record. I'm just going to play it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Would you please play this clip?

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you weren't going to read anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, I. You're not going to read what it is.

[Chick McGee]

Would you please play this clip? Then there's a colon with the title of the clip.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, just go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

It's a. It's three seconds long.

[Tom Griswold]

This is almost.

[Chick McGee]

I'll count to three.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you do something like this?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, we loved that lady. It was like a drunk driver or something drove off. Yeah. And she just could not believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember, we should start a list of these. Like that one. And look at all these cars.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love that one.

[Tom Griswold]

The non sequitur of audio and. And Jessica saying hello. How are things in the produce department? Tammy? That one. I mean random. The list goes on.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you seek?

[Tom Griswold]

Are you seek?

[Chick McGee]

This will give the boys something to do this afternoon.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fun.

[Chick McGee]

Right now, today being the. This is kind of an important Thursday because. Well, I'll, I'll play this all caps Thursday. A tradition unlike any other.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

The masturbators. This weekend on cbs.

[Tom Griswold]

See, I had the tee times around here somewhere. Let's see, in six minutes, group one tees off. John Kiefer and Hao Tiong Lee.

[Josh Arnold]

John Keefer's really great digestion. He's got a lot of a really healthy microbiome.

[Tom Griswold]

Then in, let's see, 15 minutes. Minutes. Naoko kataoka, Max Homa and Carlos Ortiz.

[Josh Arnold]

Max Homo. Say what?

[Tom Griswold]

And oh, I love the 802. My favorite, one of my favorite golfer names, Jose Maria Olathobble. Oh yeah, the Z is pronounced Th Olaf. He tees off at eight. Let's see if any other big names are coming up. VJ Singh, about an hour from now, he'll tee off. Oh, there. All the golfers are there, there. I understand the Tiger's scheduled to play this year. Oh, wait a minute. I'm being told no, another car wreck. I'm sorry, he went up. He will not be showing up.

[Josh Arnold]

I got to check the weather for old. Are they in New York?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Wingfoot, Illinois. I'm not sure.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. We're going to get more sports coming in a matter of moments.

[Tom Griswold]

They had the adorable par 3 contest yesterday with everybody's kids.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it was cool.

[Josh Arnold]

That's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Very sweet.

[Chick McGee]

One little girl, 20 foot putt trick shots.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you guys remember the number of your or what you scored the best game of golf you ever had

[Christy Lee]

for

[Chick McGee]

18 holes or miniature or regular?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you know what, I'll take miniature just because if you know what that is, that must have been pretty impressive.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I, I've ever played Pirates Cove.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Pirates like it's a, a destination.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love pirates to go. And the one place where there's the cave and the guy in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yes, that talks.

[Chick McGee]

I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy that talks.

[Christy Lee]

Weather in Augusta looks gorgeous for the weekend. Although Sunday it's going to be really hot. 87. Oh, that will be 87. But today is beautiful. 74 sunny and 74.

[Tom Griswold]

10. Dustin Johnson, Shane Lowry and Jason Day.

[Josh Arnold]

So they'll all have sunglasses, the tan lines.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. We don't have to watch the rain though. That'll be nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay. Well, now, coming up, we will get to some actual sporting news. We've got another quick request. I'm going to squeeze.

[Christy Lee]

I think mine would be 92. I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

I was going to say in the low 90s.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'd be well in the 200s.

[Tom Griswold]

200.

[Christy Lee]

I wouldn't play golf.

[Chick McGee]

I was going to say. Yeah, you're shooting.

[Josh Arnold]

You're shooting.

[Chick McGee]

I can shoot a decent bowling score in golf.

[Tom Griswold]

Defending champ rory tees off 1031 Eastern Eastern Time.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And remember the great thing you were talking about yesterday? That.

[Tom Griswold]

What was I talking about?

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, you were talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was sorry. Hey, hey, hey, hey, Christy, did you hear I was talking about something yesterday? Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

I heard that.

[Chick McGee]

I forgot what you said. Cash mad. It was about the meal that. Because the winner gets to pick the.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He said something very fun.

[Tom Griswold]

And he said a lot of people have asked me, why isn't this meal more Irish? And he said, because I want to enjoy the meal, apparently.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Very Irish.

[Chick McGee]

We're coming right back with that and more. We have a lawnmowers in the news today. Oh, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

It's. It's the season, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna sit in the car, wait for that story. My favorite story today involves remodeling and someone who discovers.

[Christy Lee]

That's a weird story.

[Chick McGee]

You ever remodel a place and you find something?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I haven't, but I love those stories.

[Chick McGee]

And they, they find a sex list. Sex list written on the wall about various conquests.

[Pat Godwin]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Like women's names or position.

[Chick McGee]

A name or two. And a couple of disturbing details.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So don't put the paneling up yet. I got to see who boned. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, the sexually frustrated Patrick can't lay at 10:45 this morning. He's Tiano.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Al Jackson]

He can.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Look, there's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the IH Steven Singer, Sidekick Chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsols.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee. We're gonna get to some sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, in just a second. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I did get a letter reminding me that the new issue of Tags is here.

[Christy Lee]

Tags?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The Andy Griffith show magazine.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's on the COVID this week?

[Chick McGee]

This is a good one. It's got the Andy Griffin Griffith in

[Tom Griswold]

the COVID Oh, that's no kidding.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder who's been on the COVID more Oprah Winfrey of her magazine or Andy Griffith on his.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Oprah Winfrey.

[Josh Arnold]

Oprah. I think she's on every.

[Chick McGee]

Does she, like, dress up as she.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. I don't think she fusses, but she wears something nice. There's like a theme.

[Josh Arnold]

Does she do like a. Oh, right.

[Chick McGee]

If it's like a fall like a Lady Dracula or. She's so utterly humorless that she has to.

[Josh Arnold]

To look. She's a good actress, man.

[Pat Godwin]

She's excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

Color Purple.

[Josh Arnold]

And the butler, she's.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I forgot about the butler.

[Chick McGee]

We'll move forward here. What have you got?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. The NCAA panel is scheduled to discuss potential changes to eligibility rules that would incorporate age into the process of something we've come to know as the transfer. The transfer portal. Two people with knowledge said that it there's a clock that's going to start to get out, give athletes five years of eligibility with it, starting at the earliest of two dates. Whichever date is earliest, it's either when they turn 19 or they graduate high school.

[Chick McGee]

Check.

[Tom Griswold]

And according to reports, they don't want the people who know what's going on, they don't want their names released. But evidently, this is an ongoing process. And remember, these people can drive over here where they are right now. So I think this is a wonderful, light idea. We have to get a handle on this sometime. You know, there's no. Nobody's playing for any college basketball teams right now. Everyone's transferred. Everybody.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They had to make the portal bigger because some of these guys are tall.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They're hitting their heads.

[Christy Lee]

Getting crowded in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. Duck your head.

[Chick McGee]

This goes back to the old days of Jerry Seinfeld saying, oh, you're cheering for. Cheering for laundry.

[Tom Griswold]

Laundry. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Because the teams are all this now. Now, even at the college. College level.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know, the. Yeah, the college football and I'm sure basketball. I don't pay as close attention. They. College football programs all hiring general managers. They are just more or less a mirror image of the NFL and their staffs and they have a. They have money. They have to maintain and account for and budget meetings.

[Chick McGee]

Is class attendance even?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't factor. I don't know where that works in there. But I. I would think it would have to be somehow. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it would have to be. But who knows how strictly you're playing

[Tom Griswold]

if you're paying Josh to, you know, $3 million a year to play center for the Nebraska Cornhuskers.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Did you at least make.

[Tom Griswold]

I can see you.

[Chick McGee]

Do you at least make them pay tuition or do they still get the. Scott.

[Josh Arnold]

The free ride.

[Tom Griswold]

They get the free ride and they get.

[Chick McGee]

For all parents paying tuition. Right now. I include myself in that group.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks.

[Christy Lee]

Should have a tall girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Tall girls are very interesting.

[Chick McGee]

I got one coming up, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That Lauren Betts is 6, 7.

[Christy Lee]

Is she really?

[Tom Griswold]

That is a tall drink of water.

[Chick McGee]

Carl's gal.

[Josh Arnold]

Carl Betts.

[Tom Griswold]

Judd for the defense, anyone? The Donna Reed Show.

[Chick McGee]

Betz actually opting for the.

[Pat Godwin]

The.

[Chick McGee]

No relation to Dickey Betts.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. I would have thought that's where you would have gone first.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Carl Betts much, much more obscure and their ergo funnier. Okay or not.

[Tom Griswold]

It's time to introduce a new running joke. What did you say? What? What was the name of the Carl Betts.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yesterday. The jokes for no one.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, no. This is. Anytime he mentions anything about the Allman Brothers. Oh, Dicky Betts would qualify.

[Josh Arnold]

At one time. Did you like the Allman Brothers?

[Tom Griswold]

I still like the almond.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Like me talking about my big protest is him every day somehow working in the almond.

[Pat Godwin]

He knows more about the Allman Brothers than anyone would.

[Josh Arnold]

Is the. Is that the band you would go see if it was all of them original? If you could just somehow see them all.

[Tom Griswold]

And the Beatles are in this list, Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Would it be.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I saw the Allman Brothers many, many, many times. I never ever. I would love to see the Beatles. I have seen. I saw George Harrison. I saw Paul McCartney who is still great.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't care what people probably seen Ringo.

[Chick McGee]

I've seen Ringo.

[Tom Griswold]

He's going to be the musical guest.

[Chick McGee]

I saw him. I saw John Lennon in person walking on the streets of New York, but not doing a concert.

[Tom Griswold]

Somehow I don't think this is the answer to the question.

[Josh Arnold]

No. So would it be the Beatles?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. You're kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, Pat, your thoughts? Beatles.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'd go with the Beatles.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd go Floyd.

[Tom Griswold]

That's pretty good. I saw Floyd twice and neither one was with everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

If I could have been at Pompeii, just standing behind the camera.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I thought you were gonna say when the lava hit.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say

[Chick McGee]

to be burned alive by molten lava.

[Josh Arnold]

That whole that Live from Pompeii thing is just so amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the scenario. You can be at Pompeii, but you're not affected by the lava. But you witness everything and you're. And do you think it would be possible not to point and laugh?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think it would be. Because they all froze. Right.

[Chick McGee]

That's hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

Some of them got their comeuppance.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Bad people, probably that. Well, sure, you would love to see.

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't happen enough where, you know, God steps in. You know, this. This country. Let's. Let's take them out.

[Tom Griswold]

Bigger volcano, Your favorite volcano. Pompeii or Krakatoa. Tom, I know you have a beef

[Chick McGee]

with Krakatoa because it's actually. Well, the movie was called Krakatoa east of Java.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

And technically it's west of Java.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

So they got it wrong. Much like the fact that west side Story was filmed on the east side of Manhattan.

[Josh Arnold]

But. But west eventually does become east.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If you smoke enough pieces. Pot. Yeah. West becomes East. Life is death, meat is fish. I not going to argue with you.

[Tom Griswold]

Death is suffering. Time is money.

[Chick McGee]

So who would you go see?

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, I probably. Yeah, probably the Beatles.

[Josh Arnold]

I know that. How could you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, how could you not? How could you say anything?

[Josh Arnold]

Even Elvis and his. You know, I would have John Cafferty

[Tom Griswold]

in the Beaver Brown.

[Chick McGee]

Parenthetical to this discussion. Discussion. Apparently, this new Elvis in concert movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I just saw it yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

How was it? Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, I give Boz Luhrmann a wide berth. I love that guy. But it's a little disjointed. It's a little almost too inside.

[Chick McGee]

But does it make you. Does it make you feel. Because I. When I grew up, Elvis was a joke. A bunch of bad movies, and he

[Tom Griswold]

has a lot of. He's a very good sense of humor and a little bit more on top of it than you'd think he would be.

[Josh Arnold]

So did you tap your foot at all, like.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, I heard it. It makes you really realize how great he was, is what I've read.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll.

[Chick McGee]

I can't wait. Is it on the regular streaming?

[Tom Griswold]

It's on the. The. You can buy it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, cool.

[Christy Lee]

My husband saw Elvis in person. He was, like, 10.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So he saw fat Elvis?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, my grandparents saw him, and all they would tell me was that it was too loud.

[Christy Lee]

Well, then you're too old to see him.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just too dead.

[Chick McGee]

I want to see a Pink Floyd.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I'm not sure which one was Floyd, but it was too loud.

[Josh Arnold]

I think they saw him in, like, their. They were, like, in their 40s or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

But there's. There's a point in it where he's at the International, of course, the biggest hotel in Vegas at the time. Anyway, he's on stage and he's breaks into a. A tap dance, and Sammy Davis is in the audience, and he goes, sorry, that's all I got, Sammy. That's pretty good. Yeah. So.

[Chick McGee]

And we had a great band.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up on this topic, he acted

[Tom Griswold]

like he could play hold the guitar.

[Chick McGee]

Well, in the Singer special, he plays a little guitar. We're sitting down in the leather jacket. Coming up, we have a story about a guy that has 10,000. Was it 10,000 live concerts on tape. Oh, including a lot of great bands when they were in playing clubs.

[Josh Arnold]

How many lawsuits is that?

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's funny you mentioned that.

[Tom Griswold]

What a great accomplishment that is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Actually, he has the very. I read more about this. He has. The very first time Nirvana took the stage in Chicago. That is really something. I guess back in 89 or something

[Josh Arnold]

weird that he would just.

[Chick McGee]

Kurt Cobain gets up on stage, says, hi, we're Nirvana.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I've been corrected. He saw him in 71. So he did see skinny Elvis. Sorry, honey.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, 71.

[Tom Griswold]

How old is this guy?

[Josh Arnold]

Jeez, he was 10.

[Christy Lee]

He was 10.

[Josh Arnold]

So he's. What is he now, 80?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Hang on. It just hit me. I'm older than him. Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, let's move forward. Oh, wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, Tony. Or what's this?

[Chick McGee]

We'll get. We'll get back to sports. We've got a few more letters we have to get to as we continue unusual spellings of names today. We'll be getting to that. And also coming up, comedian Al Jackson will be joining us. We've got a little bit of his history lesson for you. And a sex wall. A wall that has a guy's accomplishments on it that when they redid the house, they uncovered the wall.

[Christy Lee]

Did you find that one part very interesting?

[Chick McGee]

I found the one part very disturbing, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought it was interesting that it was found at Fred Rogers house.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this the. The big Tom Jones sex wall?

[Josh Arnold]

Sex wall. On my sex wall.

[Tom Griswold]

On my sex wall.

[Chick McGee]

Is that the name of the song? Sex wall.

[Josh Arnold]

Sex bombs.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sex bombs. All right. Yeah. For a minute you had me.

[Josh Arnold]

For a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm almost 100 certain I can convince you of anything.

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Very naive. Gullible as they come. Oh, yeah. Gullibles travels. That should be my book. I think I'm gonna call it I Spoke to Soon.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very good.

[Chick McGee]

The story of an idiot that talks. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Christy Lee]

Hey there. I'm Paula Pan. I help people make the smartest money decisions possible.

[Chick McGee]

Do not ever worry about your salary.

[Christy Lee]

You need enough to make sure that you that you aren't in a bad financial position. Once you have that, your salary becomes moot. What matters from that point forward? Upside, gains, any type of ownership stake or ownership potential.

[Chick McGee]

That's the money.

[Christy Lee]

Remember, you can afford anything. Just not everything afford anything. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Hundred.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Still drinking your hot water?

[Christy Lee]

I just got a refill. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

It's your second cup of hot water, Bird.

[Christy Lee]

Keep on, bird. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Any lemon? Any? Just hot.

[Christy Lee]

Remember, lemon and hot water stained your teeth. I learned that the hard way.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you drinking today, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Right now. Cold water.

[Tom Griswold]

Cold.

[Chick McGee]

What a party.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm on a weird dietary thing. Thing. They're trying to figure out some stomach stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Water's good for you, Chick. Do not drink water all day.

[Tom Griswold]

Never.

[Chick McGee]

So what is it? The dietary thing? I used to. Is it jello? What was it before Jello and.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Gosh, that was when I was getting over the diverticulitis. Yeah. Which is just broth and jello.

[Tom Griswold]

Brutal.

[Josh Arnold]

What flavor Jello I went with. Well, they told me I could have strawberry and I could have orange.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. That's like saying, what do you want to jump off? Yeah. A cliff or out of a blimp.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, I'd go blimp because they kind of push you out. Right. I don't think I could jump off a cliff on my own.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you might hit the side of the cliff because you want to land on something flat.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that'd be awful.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you think that people named Cliff feel about the cliff? I don't know. Yeah, it's a good question. A jump off cliff. There's Ace Cosby ice water. I'm Chick, ice water. Ah, hello, Tom. How are you?

[Chick McGee]

Iced tea.

[Josh Arnold]

Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

Identify else by what we're drinking.

[Josh Arnold]

Your iced tea always looks just wonderful sitting on the counter in the picture.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome.

[Christy Lee]

Flavor is it?

[Chick McGee]

This is, this is your classic Lipton. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, watch.

[Chick McGee]

No flavor.

[Tom Griswold]

Watch this. I know. It felt really cold when I stuck two fingers into it.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it does taste a little bit like ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Tom, can you taste me?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't ever say that again.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that a song lyric? Oh, you're, I can taste you in my mouth or something.

[Tom Griswold]

A taste of honey.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Tasting much sweeter than wine, he says. We were talking about Elvis.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Because there's this, the new movie. It's an in concert epic.

[Tom Griswold]

And Elvis Presley in concert. Concert.

[Chick McGee]

But it's, and it's, it's been, I guess they've redone the sound and it's supposed to be great. Very interesting. I'm looking forward.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

That's, that is what it is. It's interesting. It held my attention.

[Josh Arnold]

Did anybody own a velvet Elvis?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Or did anybody know any great song about it? No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here we go. Incredibly popular song about it called Velvet Elvis.

[Chick McGee]

It wasn't incredibly popular. It was a kind of bubbled under

[Tom Griswold]

the top 40 Frank Zappa, new York dollars.

[Chick McGee]

No, it was, it was a one hit.

[Pat Godwin]

You thinking of Blue Velvet?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

There was a song called Velvet Elvis.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. Weird Al,

[Tom Griswold]

Dr. Hook, who was it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Weird Al had velvet Elvis.

[Chick McGee]

But I don't know, I'll have to dig it up.

[Christy Lee]

Casey Musgraves has a song called Velvet Elvis. What you're thinking of.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I like her too.

[Chick McGee]

Very good. Let's move forward here. The reason I brought it up was that Pat has a tribute to Elvis.

[Christy Lee]

So does Weird Al.

[Tom Griswold]

You think we could hear. Think we'd hear the Weird Al? No, I'm kidding, of course. Here's Pat. Ready?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They're going down to Memphis. You really have to see him frozen in time in his homegrown mausoleum. And the only photo of him are all Rockabilly Finn shaking those hips with a microphone in his hand. There are no pictures of fat Elvis at Graceland. Oh, no. There are no pictures of fat Elvis at Graceland. Swipe tried on Tinder and now we're on a date. When the lady quite politely inquires about my weight. Cause the only photos of me are when I was thin and 33. She thought I'd be a younger, more handsome man. I told her there are no pictures. The fat God went on my Instagram. On the walls a grassland Elvis, rockin and rollin. You won't see him in that jumpsuit with his belly overflowing. So like the images of him in my pictures, I'm always thinning. My profile photo is me and my high school band. There are no pictures of fat Elvis and no camera shots of my flabby pelvis. No pictures of fat Elvis at Graceland.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on, fellas.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's get something to eat.

[Chick McGee]

No game. Thank you very much, Pat. Let's get back to the sports page with Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Angels DH Jorge Solar and Atlanta Braves pitcher Reynaldo Lopez each received seven game suspensions for Major League Baseball yesterday after they were ejected following their participation in that base brawl. Bench is clearing. Baseball.

[Chick McGee]

Don't think it's going to catch on.

[Tom Griswold]

Baseball, I like it. I'm going to tell you every. A lot of the headlines I saw on ESPN and it said, baseball, I like it. Absolutely did. So maybe it's already caught up.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, a lesser Portman 2

[Tom Griswold]

time now for stupid world record. A Finnish company. Well, it's over. No, I mean a Finnish company has broken the Guinness World Record for the longest sauna session marathon relay ever. And they say sauna in Finland, not sauna. Oh, sauna. Hankin Business Lab organized the Nordic Saunathon in honor of International Day of Happiness. There's an International Day of Happiness?

[Josh Arnold]

How come we didn't know about that?

[Tom Griswold]

We didn't know about this.

[Chick McGee]

We missed it. That must not be that international.

[Josh Arnold]

Leave it to Tom to not mention the Day of Happiness.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, no joke.

[Chick McGee]

It's my fault. Well, I hid it from you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

We need to get to the bottom of this. Finland just named the happiest country in

[Christy Lee]

the world, all those Nordic countries are right up there in the top. Really?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Something about them socio politically, politically, who knows? That everybody love economically.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't you argue that the sauna is the laziest way to sweat?

[Pat Godwin]

It's the best thing for you.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, but mentally, it's insane too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, you're right. But it's also, yeah, very super beneficial. It's hard.

[Pat Godwin]

You can't get through. It's hard.

[Josh Arnold]

You just sit there. You know what? This. Maybe it's not lazier, but when you sweat while eating.

[Christy Lee]

Who sweats while eating?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it depends on how much you're eating.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. I can honestly say I've never done that.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm not spicy.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And I'm not. I honestly, I'm not bad at it. I had a boss though, who. I mean, he would eat and just drip. There was something.

[Christy Lee]

His metabolism must have really kicked in.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Would a similar thing take place when he would defecate? I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you know what? I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

He was never in the room.

[Josh Arnold]

He would happily answer me. I can text him and find out

[Chick McGee]

him on the phone.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, this.

[Chick McGee]

The sauna seems so lazy to me.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's hard.

[Josh Arnold]

It's hard.

[Chick McGee]

It's 170 degrees. Just sitting there doing nothing.

[Pat Godwin]

Overwhelmingly difficult.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I think that's why you want to make it sound bad. Because you couldn't sit in there and do nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to kind of focus on your breathing. Sometimes it can get.

[Jess Hooker]

I've seen people set their phones outside the window so that they can watch their phone. That makes me nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm like, yeah, I know why you can't. You can't just think a little bit.

[Christy Lee]

Are you a dry sauna or.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a dry sauna. No, the dry is the one that's good for you.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

The last time I did it last summer was the finish.

[Pat Godwin]

People do it, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you like?

[Josh Arnold]

I loved it too.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you like this? Get in the back seat of your car in a really, really hot day.

[Jess Hooker]

That's my favorite place.

[Chick McGee]

And then eat. Eat an Arby's Sweat 7.

[Tom Griswold]

Arby's. I'm sorry, 150.

[Josh Arnold]

They do have that meat mountain, don't they?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have something to add, Chris?

[Christy Lee]

I just said they have a mountain of meat. Thank you, Arby's.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Tom. Christy said they have a mountain of meat at Arby.

[Chick McGee]

I saw that. That film starring Big Dick Black. Mountain of meat.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be Meat Mountain upon Meat Mountain. 150 participants took part in the relay, spending a collective total of 24 hours, 6 minutes in a song. Joanne Brent.

[Chick McGee]

This is just morons tag teaming to sit down in a sweaty room.

[Christy Lee]

They died. Remember they used to have that record in five minutes. They didn't. They would stay in there as they would have the record to say how long.

[Josh Arnold]

Otherwise the headline would have been, as you like to say, dozens of Finnish people poached.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And people were dying.

[Chick McGee]

So they were. They were finished.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, do you have this argument about the distinction between. Between saying done and finished at the dinner table?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you done? Are you finished?

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Josh Arnold]

Tell us about your.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, what's this argument?

[Chick McGee]

You don't know the distinction?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, for God's sake.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you getting yelled at now at the dinner table now like a casserole is done again.

[Chick McGee]

Chris Eaton, finish your food.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Not so I'm done. Short for I'm done eating. You don't care for.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no, I didn't know. I occasionally get scolded.

[Josh Arnold]

Did.

[Tom Griswold]

I

[Chick McGee]

didn't have grandparents that were alive when I was.

[Tom Griswold]

So no way to live. Boy.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I'm done eating.

[Tom Griswold]

Somebody explained to me, bring and take. I hear bring. I think it sounds wrong all the time.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean?

[Christy Lee]

Bring me a cup of coffee.

[Tom Griswold]

Take me a cup of coffee. Bring me a cup. I'll bring that with bringing. Bring it with me. I'll take it with me.

[Chick McGee]

And if it was yesterday, you brought it. Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you didn't bridge it.

[Chick McGee]

No, you brought it.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, like I'm going to bring a casserole or I'm going to take a casserole.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Technically it would be bring.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't.

[Chick McGee]

You don't. You don't bring a dump.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you don't. I would always. I remember being a kid, I would say, I'm going to. If I stay to my grandparents, I'm going to take a shower. And my grandma would go, just put it back when you're done.

[Chick McGee]

You said. Glad you said show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, grand grandma. Open the windows. Grandma. I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you.

[Chick McGee]

Is that sports?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Damn it. Guinness World Records adjudicator Joanne Brent.

[Josh Arnold]

His religion has nothing to do with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Was there to make sure that each person met the five minute minimum and the handoff took less than 10 seconds.

[Chick McGee]

What great athletes.

[Josh Arnold]

They never claimed to be athletes.

[Tom Griswold]

And she also monitored the temperature inside the sauna at all times.

[Chick McGee]

Amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

To make sure the record was safely. Don't tell the astronauts, participants were rotated on shifts in the sauna where each person ever spent. Ever have a shift in the sauna?

[Josh Arnold]

It angers the other.

[Tom Griswold]

Each person spent roughly five to 10 minutes in the heat before exchanging places with the next person.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, it's one thing to crap in here, it's another to do it on the rocks.

[Pat Godwin]

Crap on the rocks.

[Tom Griswold]

Big surprise.

[Chick McGee]

That's going to get you kicked out of the club. You're gonna get on a list. Well, thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

You're welcome.

[Chick McGee]

Let's, let's move forward.

[Tom Griswold]

May I continue and tell you about.

[Chick McGee]

Simply say please.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Stop. Don't giggle.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

I clearly said.

[Chick McGee]

I have a question.

[Tom Griswold]

Customers.

[Chick McGee]

Pat, do you have to wear a towel in the sauna?

[Pat Godwin]

You wear your shorts. It's a.

[Tom Griswold]

You should wear something.

[Chick McGee]

But I mean at least a towel. Don't you have to sit on a towel?

[Pat Godwin]

I sit on a towel, everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So in this, in this international sauna marathon, is it like handing off the baton and a track meet? When you come out, you hand them the towel.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, oh, the same towel.

[Chick McGee]

You don't have to get the ass matter from the guy in front of you. He's been steaming and stewing and just Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Same towel.

[Chick McGee]

Just asking. It's a fair question. The stupid marathon we're going to return. We've got some. A second wall. Are you kidding me? What's that all about? It's an interesting story involving a, A guy's conquests. There's some very disturbing information on it too. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm gonna have to climb over and get it.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

You always look surprised at the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat Godwin. I'm sure that was a shorter time.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes Tom does look at the clock like, I know I'm right. How could the clock be so wrong?

[Jess Hooker]

No, he thinks the clock starts when he walks out of the room. That's what he thinks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta have Eddie put a clock in the green room.

[Tom Griswold]

Atta boy. That will help.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's the problem is the ice machine.

[Christy Lee]

The ice machine?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, that's the problem.

[Chick McGee]

I walk up to the ice machine and you put your glass there and nothing happens.

[Christy Lee]

You put your hand over the ice.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I put my hand there. There's a guy, there's a guy somewhere with a camera on me going, he's going for the ice. No, no, turn it off, turn it off. Okay. He left the room, he's gonna go pee. Okay. Have a bunch of ice go on the floor. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The times it works best is when you just walk by it. Yes,

[Chick McGee]

sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I can't complain. I was late as well. Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you did great.

[Christy Lee]

You should have read that. You did great in your end. I was not very well.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, for the purposes of this, I'd be delighted. No, I, I think that, I think that.

[Christy Lee]

Did you go to the bathroom during the break?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I went to get iced tea.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And then tried to get ice in my iced tea and I couldn't get it to work.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I don't know what's around with that thing.

[Tom Griswold]

That thing is getting louder.

[Josh Arnold]

It is. Sounds like it is falling apart.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Throwing a rod or something the size

[Josh Arnold]

of the Monolith from 2001.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Really big for an ice machine.

[Chick McGee]

But I, I, I don't, I, I put, you put your hand over the

[Josh Arnold]

thing and then there really might be a person.

[Tom Griswold]

The best ice machine we had was the self contained countertop one that you just poured water and it was a great ice machine.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, but we all got legionnaires Disease, remember?

[Chick McGee]

Another random shanker.

[Christy Lee]

The reason I brought up the bathroom thing was because I thought maybe you needed a break from all of us to go to your safe space.

[Chick McGee]

That's not my safe space, according to.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, what is your safe space?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a safe space?

[Josh Arnold]

Your car.

[Jess Hooker]

Would you consider that he's getting a new one?

[Christy Lee]

Getting a new car?

[Jess Hooker]

No, a new safe space.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Different office.

[Tom Griswold]

I've heard about this.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I moved on. I. I moved back to the old. My old office.

[Tom Griswold]

There are so. There are more. More moving parts to this new office of yours than you would. Anybody would believe. There's a team of men. There are painters involved. There are stylists and interior decorators.

[Josh Arnold]

Scaffolding is being built.

[Pat Godwin]

Bat Lauer locking device.

[Tom Griswold]

They're calling. People are calling with your childhood friends. It's ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

I just moved to the old office. Yeah, it's fine.

[Josh Arnold]

So if you go there during the break, it's going to take you twice as long.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, I could not get there and back during the break. Exactly. It's really far away.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good for you, though. That's some privacy.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it's just larger.

[Jess Hooker]

I need quiet, too.

[Chick McGee]

I needed a more spacious quiet. And there's nobody back there.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And there's.

[Josh Arnold]

That would equate to privacy in my book.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You. You could have just said. Yes. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Sorry. I've lost.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, that's the. That's the room. I believe that I embarrassed you in front of your mother and put the curse words up.

[Chick McGee]

That's correct. You want me to explain?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know this Ms. Hooker. They. There was a time.

[Christy Lee]

Used to be our green room in

[Chick McGee]

the early days of. Of cable television, when you could. If you wanted to, you could label. You had to label yourself the names of the channels.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. Sure, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

It was three, right? Like hbo, Max.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, this one was four. Oh. It was four call letters.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's dangerous.

[Tom Griswold]

It was perfect.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. So a chick. My mom happened to be visiting.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And a chick took the liberty of naming some of the channels. Clever, cute things.

[Tom Griswold]

I. In my defense, I didn't know his mom was visiting, but it turned into a happy accident is what happened. I used all the four letter words.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. One of the channels had Canadian call letters.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I don't have any stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Started to go to the C. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And she did notice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Did she like you?

[Tom Griswold]

She did not like me.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

As most people were back then. And not that they know who I am now, but they really didn't know who the hell I was and why I was there. It was very.

[Chick McGee]

My mother found the chick to be delightful for most people.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I bet you were sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know a bit more farther from the truth?

[Chick McGee]

We have that. That piece we call the Time Channel.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And the joke there was someone wanted to do a channel because you forget now there are a thousand channels. There's a channel for everything.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

But in the early days, you'd be lucky to get 10 or 12 channels on cable TV. But in the early days of cable TV, this. The place is still.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

It's less than a mile from here. The gigantic place with all the trucks that they supply cable.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yes. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that used to be a much smaller building. Building. And in that building, in one room in the corner, was a electric lazy Susan. What I'm talking about. It was. It was this. I'm totally serious.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It was a thing about the size of a big Frisbee. And it would spin around and they had a camera on it a little. And the camera was on it.

[Jess Hooker]

That's insane.

[Chick McGee]

And it would be divided into quarters.

[Tom Griswold]

And the camera did not spin the.

[Chick McGee]

Susan.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, right, right.

[Chick McGee]

Slowly. And it would have. It would have a memo of today's weather.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You'd watch. Watch it spin by just like on

[Jess Hooker]

a piece of paper.

[Chick McGee]

On a piece of paper.

[Christy Lee]

On a card. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And for birthday announcements, you put a picture of the guy. For happy birthday. Actual photo.

[Chick McGee]

You could. You. You could call the cable company and they. And they.

[Christy Lee]

But they would do PSAs.

[Chick McGee]

They would have a little public service

[Christy Lee]

announcement sale at the church this week.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The. The Estimates club is meeting a barbecue joint.

[Josh Arnold]

My grandpa would watch. He would have it on longer than he needed to.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And I'm not saying I know anybody that did this, but there may have been a page of Hustler magazine.

[Tom Griswold]

It was him.

[Chick McGee]

At one point, he did slip onto the. Who knows? These things happen.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I brought up a safe space because we have that in the news today. Apparently. According to a recent poll, nearly one in four men consider their bathroom to be their safe space.

[Tom Griswold]

This is not a surprise. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I wasn't surprised by this.

[Josh Arnold]

Especially fathers.

[Chick McGee]

I am. I never.

[Christy Lee]

You never.

[Chick McGee]

I would.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you're an in and out. You're you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no, but I. I would. If I needed to hide from somebody, I wouldn't go to the bathroom.

[Josh Arnold]

But this is an old trope yeah, for sure.

[Christy Lee]

One in five women said the bathroom is where they go to get some much needed peace. A third of the men admit to hiding out in their bathroom to get some peace and quiet.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember, Al Bundy would stand up and put a magazine under his arm and the crowd would go berserk.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Chore avoidance and the chance to look at their phone undisturbed is one of the reasons why they like their safe space. 25% of men said that if they couldn't escape to the bathroom from time to time, they don't know how they would cope. Yikes. Oh, well, they'd be constipated.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess that goes with. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But this really isn't about bodily function.

[Josh Arnold]

No. It's about having a spot where you can be with yourself.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that is an issue. Now let me ask you. This is. I'll get off the topic for just a second. Do you ever find yourself. You get home, you're in your car and you stay in your car. You stay in your car for 10 minutes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we have a. We have. Mom's having car time. Yeah, it's like 10 minutes to decompress before I walk into the house and take on house dude.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's. That seems to me to be lately my thing. I'll even. I'll be going somewhere. I'll like, whatever. Get. I'll go to Target, get to the parking lot and go, wait a minute. And I'll spend 10 minutes in the car.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I will.

[Josh Arnold]

If I have 10 minutes left in a podcast or if I.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But that's it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't have that.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I parked in a parking lot yesterday just to take a nap because it. My car was really warm and.

[Chick McGee]

Are you turning into me?

[Jess Hooker]

No, that's. That's my favorite place to nap.

[Josh Arnold]

That's pretty good.

[Jess Hooker]

I think I was a cat in a previous life because I want to be like in a window where it's hot.

[Christy Lee]

And.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

15% revealed that the store items like magazine. That they store items like. As you mentioned, Al Bundy would take his magazine People store them in the bathroom.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Magazine rack and caddies. Yeah, of course. Magazines, books, even food.

[Josh Arnold]

That I'll never understand.

[Christy Lee]

That I don't get. I don't get that.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, well, brought a chips.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chick McGee]

There's a bag in the bathroom.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Tom and I.

[Josh Arnold]

You once took a bowl of cereal in the bathroom. Tom, I don't want to hear it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true. A famous story. Tom and I were at a bachelor party like 30 years ago. And the host of the bachelor party was sitting on the toilet having the biggest sandwich you've ever seen. It was unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

That's not even. A dog won't do that.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't even like chewing gum walking into a bath.

[Tom Griswold]

It's unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

People used to smoke on the toilet too.

[Josh Arnold]

My dad, Man.

[Christy Lee]

My dad did that too.

[Tom Griswold]

That went. That was like a. It would speed up the process, I would think. Right. Maybe a laxative.

[Jess Hooker]

They say it's a natural laxative.

[Josh Arnold]

My dad was an open door smoker dumper. That's a picture I. I always wanted to ask. Ask him. Was this a nom thing where you. If you. You wanted the door open because you were at your most vulnerable in the jungle when you had to squat.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe want to be able to get.

[Josh Arnold]

So you wanted to.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It was just like a.

[Chick McGee]

Say it again. I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Open door dumper and smoker. Open door dumper smoker sit there with

[Jess Hooker]

a cigarette and a newspaper.

[Tom Griswold]

I assume sometimes we had.

[Josh Arnold]

We had guideposts and we had Reader's Digest.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That could be a Paul Coffin song.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Smoker hunger.

[Tom Griswold]

He said bung. I heard bong. A friend of mine.

[Josh Arnold]

But the cigarette smell really helped with the other smell.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But aren't you. Now you're inhaling.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Down the hallway.

[Chick McGee]

Feal encrusted air.

[Josh Arnold]

I know we didn't love it.

[Christy Lee]

What do you hold your breath when you poop?

[Josh Arnold]

But we weren't going to yell at. We were going to yell at Dad. I know.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not huffing in there.

[Tom Griswold]

A friend of. You know, a friend of mine was married to an open door dumper and it caused. It was. It. It was uncomfortable.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm one. But it's when I'm. I mean, I live alone and if I had guests, I would shut that door.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure what this means. I better get a psychiatrist on the phone. I'm. If I'm home by myself.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I shut out the door.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I'm with you there.

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't. So you don't.

[Chick McGee]

What if there's a. What if there's a random burglar in your house?

[Christy Lee]

Well, how often does that happen?

[Chick McGee]

Well, never. But the point is.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that kind of brings up this next.

[Tom Griswold]

So you would be more upset that the burglar saw you going to the bathroom than he's broken into your house. Right. So if he broke into your house and didn't break into your bathroom, you'd be okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat, do you close the door when you're alone?

[Pat Godwin]

Close the door. Lock the door and I'm alone.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Even locking.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe not lock.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, close it.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever seen. I was at a person's house, they had a separate. What is. How do I word this? A separate toilet room, if you will.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And a bathroom. And then there was another door in the bathroom.

[Christy Lee]

I have that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure.

[Chick McGee]

They.

[Jess Hooker]

Like a water closet.

[Chick McGee]

And comically, that room was about a quarter of the size of this one.

[Christy Lee]

What, just with the toilet in it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, just for the toilet.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And I think you may, you know. I know you know who I'm talking about.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

TV in there?

[Chick McGee]

No, there was nothing in there.

[Christy Lee]

I have that.

[Chick McGee]

But it was. The room was probably a 15 by 15 minimum.

[Tom Griswold]

So there wasn't anything in a 15 by 15. But the toilet.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, but isn't that called. Isn't a toilet in the middle of the basement called a Pittsburgh toilet?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Have you heard this?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, no, it's. It's something. It's. It's like either Milwaukee or Pittsburgh. So I have to look. Look it up. But it's a toilet that is just in the middle of a basement. Like a. Like a semi finished basement.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. I've seen it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I've seen where there's a toilet and a shower in the basement. Same because guys would come back from the steel mill or whatever and they would shower and do their business downstairs before they came up.

[Josh Arnold]

My grandparents had that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, my grandparents had that.

[Tom Griswold]

Pittsburgh toilet. Pittsburgh potty is alone, often unenclosed toilets, sometimes accompanied by a shower or sink, found in the basements of older homes, particularly built before World War II.

[Christy Lee]

I have. My grandparents had that in Pennsylvania.

[Chick McGee]

Ms. Hooker.

[Josh Arnold]

Makes sense it would be in Pennsylvania.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know what a Pittsburgh this is? You know what a Pittsburgh steak is?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know anyone who's ever ordered it this way.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

It sounds terrible.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no, it sounds.

[Chick McGee]

You take a. A relatively thick chunk of beef. This is what I. This may not be the cookbook for version, but. And then you. You put like a half, 3, 38 of an inch of oil.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

In a frying pan.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

And get it hot. Put the steak in it and flip it over so it's almost cold in the middle.

[Jess Hooker]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

So you see?

[Chick McGee]

Charred.

[Josh Arnold]

It's charred like seared tuna.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. Okay. Wow. No, I've never heard.

[Chick McGee]

And that may not. I. I'd have to look in A cookbook. See, if that's what it says. But that's what I was told.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Cast iron. Cast iron. Iron pan.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But so the.

[Christy Lee]

I do that, but then I put the cast iron and everything in the oven.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. That's what I do, too. So I guess we.

[Tom Griswold]

The salt steak recipe, that's a different.

[Chick McGee]

That's. That's really exotic.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The salt steak.

[Christy Lee]

Steak is exotic because you need a newspaper nowadays.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I was just going to say that. You know, the salt. So you take a traditional newspaper. Oh, wow. And you. You take a very large chunk of beef.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure you can use parchment paper. If you can't find.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to taste the newspaper.

[Chick McGee]

Then you wrap it thick in the paper.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Like imagine a football.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

With a. With a couple inches of paper on.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Then you tie it with string and you put it in a bucket and soak it so the paper is soaking wet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

And then you put it in the grill.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

And you cover it.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And then after a certain length of time, you take it all off. You take all the paper off and everything. And then you just sear both sides.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no way it doesn't taste like newspaper.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Think about when you hold the newspaper for a while. You can smell it on your finger.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. How does it not stick to the steak?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't understand.

[Chick McGee]

I. It's. And it's. It takes forever. It's really. Yes. It's really exotic.

[Jess Hooker]

I want to know why.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it was great.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so it doesn't taste like newspaper.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I forgot. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

I forgot the salt.

[Chick McGee]

I forgot the salt part. Yeah. Thank you, Christy. I'm sorry. You. You put a. You take a newspaper and you put, like, an inch of salt on it.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

The big crystal salt.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I've seen them cook fish.

[Chick McGee]

And then you. And then. Then you put that on top, too. Then you wrap it so it's caked in salt.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Salt.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I think I saw it in the annual. My annual cardiologist newsletter. Things not to do, Tom. Yeah, but it was. I'm a salt person, as you know. It was delicious.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

But the Pittsburgh toilet, we've all learned something.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know it had a name, but. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder if other.

[Christy Lee]

Actually, my parents had that.

[Chick McGee]

No, the. The.

[Tom Griswold]

Every city has a toilet.

[Chick McGee]

The comedic. Yeah, the comedics set up here. Here.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The structure is name a city and name the.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

The New York City toilet is The Hudson.

[Chick McGee]

Please send us your city toilet names.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you use that, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

Now, again, that's a toilet in the. It's. It's right next to a post in the middle of a basement.

[Tom Griswold]

It seems like.

[Chick McGee]

And it's surrounded by space that seems

[Tom Griswold]

very industrial, very prison like to me.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you be able to go.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I think so.

[Chick McGee]

At the same time. That looks like a great space.

[Josh Arnold]

I know it does.

[Chick McGee]

It's got those lights. The lights that come from the light coming out of the.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a well cleaned basement.

[Chick McGee]

The well windows. That'd be a cool place to hang. Christy and I were talking about the. Kelly was looking at this magazine. This lady, she has a desk in her closet because that's her safe space.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And it's not like a giant closet either.

[Jess Hooker]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

That's a place where you can be.

[Josh Arnold]

You need them.

[Chick McGee]

They say they're really fun. When you ask yourself, what room in your house do you spend the most time in?

[Christy Lee]

I'd say the kitchen. I'm in our. We're in our kitchen all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Good girl.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's not necessarily cooking.

[Jess Hooker]

It's like a heartbeat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

When you think about when you do that, where you want to put your money in your house is where you spend most of your time. So you want to. Anyways, we're way behind here.

[Christy Lee]

You know where I like to spend a lot of time? My safe space. Space. My Tucson Hyundai. That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you think, you think you'll take it to Tucson one day?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe you should. I should. In fact, I rented a Tucson Tucson once, so.

[Chick McGee]

So is it free?

[Christy Lee]

It was not free in Tucson.

[Tom Griswold]

They have to have a Tucson. Tucson Hyundai.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, they do.

[Christy Lee]

That would be awesome. The Hyundai Tucson Hybrid has America's best warranty. It's wonderful. It's reliable, efficient. Efficient. So smooth and easy to drive. And if you need something just a tad bit bigger or you want to get a little more off road, if you will, why not check out the very stylish but capable Santa Fe hybrid. The power to navigate the toughest terrain. And it's like having your cake and eating it, too. You get the best of both worlds. It's the hybrids, and they're from Hyundai. It's HyundaiUSA.com for all the details. Or call 562-314-4603. I. I mean, we talk about it, we joke, but I really do love my Tucson Hybrid. Love it.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much, Christy Lee. Coming up, we have a really unusual Story about remodeling and finding a wall with a man's sexual history written on it, which a couple parts of it are disturbing.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's almost like keeping track.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he is. And there's a couple of things I would have written down.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

For a number of reasons. We'll be right back here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee putting pen to paper.

[Christy Lee]

It looks like busy over here.

[Tom Griswold]

Some sort of addition going on over there. Subtraction possible.

[Christy Lee]

If you're just joining us, bring up the word Dax.

[Chick McGee]

We were.

[Tom Griswold]

That's Pat Godwin. Hello. Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that was my. That was my fault.

[Chick McGee]

You're bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey Trickster, there's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee and here's, here's Tom Griswold.

[Chick McGee]

I was noticing something interesting. Josh Arnold is at The I Hate stephensinger.com Sidekick chair.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Looking cute today. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Ms. Brought up something which I had never heard of which is a really interesting the so called Pittsburgh toilet which is a toilet in a, in a basement in the middle of the room and it often with a shower specifically

[Tom Griswold]

to wash off the soot in the, in the basement.

[Christy Lee]

Especially when you were the days in

[Chick McGee]

the steel mills in Pittsburgh. Fascinating.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

My grandma and grandpa's wasn't right in the middle of the room. It was kind of to the corner but it didn't have any door or anything. It was, was just there.

[Jess Hooker]

It's there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But I was wondering, does every city have a, a version of this?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I got Columbus, Ohio. The Columbus, Ohio toilet has the Michigan Wolverine logo in the bowl.

[Chick McGee]

See?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, there you go. Or vice versa.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

And the Newark toilet is just called Newark.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that something? Yeah, they didn't have to do much.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Now what's the old joke I went to I want to kiss you where it stinks.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

In the car.

[Josh Arnold]

I took her to Jersey.

[Tom Griswold]

Took her to Jersey.

[Chick McGee]

So beautiful. There are many beautiful parts.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, women don't date a guy who says. Whoever says anything like I want to

[Tom Griswold]

kiss you where it stinks.

[Christy Lee]

Of course not.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, you ever said that?

[Jess Hooker]

No, never heard that before.

[Tom Griswold]

However you did, it's kind of a forced.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's a forced set.

[Christy Lee]

Been in here long enough Girl, we

[Chick McGee]

have to move on. Would you stop with the paper? Super airplane. We have an interesting story. An interesting story about a so called sex wall.

[Christy Lee]

So we're not doing history here.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you want to do history?

[Christy Lee]

Well, this is.

[Chick McGee]

I'll do. I'll make it quick. What's today?

[Josh Arnold]

You can't rush history, my friend.

[Christy Lee]

Today's my nephew's birthday. Happy birthday, Eric.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, that you said, I love him.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it?

[Christy Lee]

E, R, I, C, H. This is fast.

[Chick McGee]

This is fast.

[Tom Griswold]

You're kidding me.

[Chick McGee]

Today is the 100th day anniversary of the birthday of Hugh Hefner. Man who changed American culture.

[Tom Griswold]

No one cares.

[Christy Lee]

Okay?

[Chick McGee]

Do you know who Hugh Hefner was, Ms. Hooker?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm not 12. I'm 44. Yes, I know who Hugh Hefner was.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it was you.

[Jess Hooker]

But you know how I knew him? I knew him because of a reality show that was on when I was a teenager and into my 20s.

[Josh Arnold]

Girls next door.

[Jess Hooker]

The Girls next door. That's how I really knew him.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, that was a sick, sick show.

[Josh Arnold]

I never saw it.

[Chick McGee]

No, I saw an episode.

[Christy Lee]

You did.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah. But he made the. Well, he made wearing pajamas. Cool. Yes, well, he wore pajamas all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

A robe, I mean, and a.

[Jess Hooker]

In a. In a captain's hat.

[Tom Griswold]

I said it before, I'll say it again. You need to start wearing the captain's hat now.

[Christy Lee]

Then he'll think he's a yacht rock guy.

[Chick McGee]

That was embarrassing.

[Tom Griswold]

And make no mention of it, the

[Chick McGee]

captain's hat for him was embarrassing. And the robe. Who. Who wore the robe more, him or Labowski?

[Christy Lee]

Well, the. Labowski was sloppy. It wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Leowski was more of a sweater.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't a robe so much.

[Jess Hooker]

He has a robe.

[Christy Lee]

He has both.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he has both.

[Jess Hooker]

Uncle Eddie actually was the big Rog guy.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Interesting enough. He. Let's see, he was born and he died near a vagina that was out of his age range. Range. Oh, if you give it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The circle of life.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday, Carl Perkins. You know who that is, Ms. Hooker?

[Jess Hooker]

Perkins. The restaurant.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

A blue. The Blue Suede Restaurant.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Carl Perkins.

[Tom Griswold]

The Millionaire Million Dollar Quartet. Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Great actor. Dennis Quaid.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he is great.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know who. Dennis. Dennis Wayne.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's his brother. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Jack Quaid's dad. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And if I were Dennis, if this were my birthday and I got a package from Randy, I'd have somebody else open it. Just, you know, got A little crazy. You never know.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't. No Dennis. And which one is it? Randy's the crazy. Aren't. Roseanne. Aren't he and Roseanne together? They're a couple. No.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

I think they are.

[Jess Hooker]

No, they're not.

[Tom Griswold]

Look it up. Randy. Randy Quaid. Rosie.

[Jess Hooker]

I think they were on the same podcast.

[Tom Griswold]

Married.

[Pat Godwin]

They're politically.

[Tom Griswold]

They are married and they have two children.

[Chick McGee]

Randy's in a great movie called the Last Detail.

[Josh Arnold]

He's in a lot of great movies.

[Chick McGee]

He's in a great movie called the Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz. Highly recommended. Happy birthday to Albert Hand. Excuse me. Albert Hammond Jr. Born in 1970. You know, that is.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

It never rains in Southern California.

[Chick McGee]

No, he's Junior. He is the stroke.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

They're starring in a new Roseanne Barr show. They're not married married.

[Jess Hooker]

This is why you can't trust anything he says.

[Chick McGee]

Now look it up. Ace probably knows this. I'm one. I love the Strokes. They got a new album coming out, much like Kiss. There is a touring band called the Mini Strokes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Todd.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, apparently they perform more than. You wouldn't even know it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they have no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

They perform a lot. You could sometimes be unaware.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's more of cumulative.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry. Couldn't even get it out.

[Josh Arnold]

It's so funny.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday. Cynthia Nixon.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

The. The Be Arthur of Sex in the City.

[Tom Griswold]

Well known lesbian. Yes. Okay. She's in the Gilded Age if you watch that on cbo. Yeah, it's pretty good. Not bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this was in politics. Doesn't she?

[Chick McGee]

Now this is interesting. See if you notice what I noticed.

[Tom Griswold]

Richard Nixon's granddaughter.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

1959, NASA introduced the famous WE7. The seven original astronauts. Scott Carpenter, L. Gordon Cooper, Jr. John Glenn, Jr. You know, you're the only

[Tom Griswold]

one still living that calls them We Seven.

[Chick McGee]

I read that book when I was in sixth grade. I know Gus Grissom, of course. Walter Schirra Junior.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of juniors.

[Chick McGee]

Alan Shepard Junior.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And then Deke Slayton.

[Tom Griswold]

Not Deke Slayton, Junior.

[Chick McGee]

No, but I mean, that's.

[Christy Lee]

There are a lot of juniors. I get it.

[Tom Griswold]

More.

[Chick McGee]

More juniors than a middle school band. They got a lot of Junior. I. I was a big fan.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't have any trouble getting that one out, did you?

[Chick McGee]

No. That's good point.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No laughing there.

[Chick McGee]

I was trying to think of brother. What has more juniors. Junior High, Epstein Island Whopper Junior.

[Josh Arnold]

You got your Junior Mints you ever

[Tom Griswold]

have a Whopper Junior? And when you just can't handle the whole one. No. Yeah, there's a Whopper Junior.

[Josh Arnold]

I like to go and get two Whopper Juniors.

[Tom Griswold]

Just watch their face when you ask.

[Chick McGee]

Does that equal more than a Whopper?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want just a little bit more than a Whopper, you get two Whoppers Juniors.

[Chick McGee]

Ironically, that lady who got her arm bitten off, that surfer. Yeah, she's doing Burger King commercials. I guess it no longer takes two hands to handle the Whopper. What the. Oh, it's my fault.

[Josh Arnold]

I was not alive.

[Tom Griswold]

What a. What a mess. That was a ham fisted setup.

[Chick McGee]

Hamburger fisted.

[Christy Lee]

Lead us in the commercials to save us down.

[Chick McGee]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the Neo's desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, crew. I almost called you Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Hey, somebody. Somebody smell the so called water she's drinking.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I didn't know Smirnoff made water.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi. Hi. Indeed. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick [e-mail] sports desk. Leave yourself alone. Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Come in here. Touching people, bothering me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you walked in, you're touching stuff.

[Chick McGee]

No, I wanted to see what's going on. You're wearing a very nice coat.

[Tom Griswold]

Shacket.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like the word shacket.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, get over it.

[Jess Hooker]

Kind of surprised.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, me too. It's got your favorite.

[Chick McGee]

What it's got. That's why I don't like it.

[Josh Arnold]

Do we have somebody on Zoom?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we do.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we do. And I've got a quiz. I've got a quiz for him. It's. It's comedian Al Jackson.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello? Nobody.

[Al Jackson]

The status of somebody.

[Tom Griswold]

Nobody's this happy at this time of day.

[Chick McGee]

We should start taking a still photograph of every time we pop it onto Al because it's. They're always unrecognizable. Different color shirt, weird glasses, facial hair. No facial hair. I can't keep up.

[Al Jackson]

I'm being moved around by the CIA time. I testified against them in 96 and I just changed my, my look from time to time. I do want to say, say this because obviously you guys got Me thinking with the last break you were on talking about just food and having two Whoppers. Is it an old man premise of mine. I feel like I should be sitting in a, in a recliner saying this. Do you guys remember like all the fast food places had like deals? Like I remember like they like McDonald's used to have. Sometimes they'd have two fish sandwiches for $5.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

All my friends made it through. Really just college off of the dollar menu, like paid for. Like that's how they lived. And it's like I don't see like those crazy insane deals. Do they just not exist?

[Christy Lee]

Arby's will do that every now and then. Two roast beefs, but it's not $5 anymore. It's like eight or whatever. But yeah.

[Al Jackson]

My old co host, Erica from Daily Blast Live, she was a drive time radio girl in Chicago and she said to your point, Christy, when she was on the radio probably in the early 2000s, Arby's used to have five, five roast, no, 10 roast beefs for $20. Yeah, that and, and she would just go to the radio station. They would just be roast beef sandwiches. And it's like, I don't think, it's like, I don't think that exists anymore. Like a rosie sand for $2. That's what can you buy for $2 any.

[Pat Godwin]

Anymore.

[Christy Lee]

Did McDonald's come out with the $2?

[Josh Arnold]

They. They do, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Menu out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Right now, Al, I want, before we move on, I want to actually move on. I want to get your opinion on this. I'm going to ask you what word you would use. This is not a tricky thing because we've been getting some feedback on this. If you're riding, driving down the street and there is a, a large problem with the road and the surface of the road is caved in in a certain spot. What do you call that? This isn't a truck. Okay. You call it a pothole. Okay. Okay. I grew up with this term chuck hole.

[Christy Lee]

Chuck holes.

[Al Jackson]

I've heard that. And that's a regional. That's a regional, like midwestern Pittsburgh, Ohio thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's what I was. You're from the Cleveland area and I say chuck holes. We were actually getting mail going stop at Tom. They're called potholes.

[Al Jackson]

So yeah, chuck hose is, is regional. Just like soda. Soda and pop original and also like just sodas in general. Like when I was home, I did obviously Toledo over New Year. So of course I dipped to Cleveland, got some corned beef sandwich and they just have sodas. There that they do not have here in Denver. Like squirt and like RC Cola and those kind of Cotton Club Canadian. Oh yeah, cream soda. It's just like, I don't know. I like my little regional Midwestern soda.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I went to that, I went to that movie Cotton Cotton Club. I thought it was going to be about ginger ale. Turns out there are a bunch of black dudes in it. I was really shocked.

[Christy Lee]

Oh boy.

[Al Jackson]

That's why you look the movie up

[Christy Lee]

before there is a new McDonald's menu launching that's just under three dollar menu. So it just start. Starts April 21st.

[Al Jackson]

What's the headliner of that menu? Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Breakfast for $3 or less. All at least 10 items are priced individually under $3. So sausage McMuffin, sausage biscuit, sausage burrito, Marina.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

All I gotta tell you, my order at McDonald's is all fish sandwich. The filet o fish. I'm. That's my number one. No matter.

[Al Jackson]

What do you think mine is? You know that's mine.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, it's the best.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, it's the best. And it's also what I found out is considered a boomer meal. When I was working at dbl, there was a super cute young producer and when she found out like I like fish sandwiches, I just said it. And she was like, that's what my dad gets.

[Chick McGee]

Was like, yeah, well, your dad puts you through school.

[Tom Griswold]

Through school.

[Al Jackson]

I've never gotten anything but from McDonald's but a filet o fish.

[Chick McGee]

Al, this is. We had an interesting news story involving the so called safe space. More men than women say the bathroom in their home is their safe space. It is not the case in my life. Is that your situation? If you need to get away, do you go to the bathroom and sit there looking at your phone or a book?

[Al Jackson]

I think it's more when you have young kids. Kids because that's the only room that you can, you can shut the door. But then depending on how young your kids are now, you're filled with anxiety because there's a shut door and there are two kids that don't have a brain between them. Like, let's climb on that. So it's like a weird thing where now you got the door cracked and now your kid's like, what's going on in there? So yeah, it's, it's a weird dynamic. But I do think I would say for a lot of. Especially when I'm on the road and I got a night, I'll take the shower. Like a nice hot shower. And like, with some good water pressure. Come on.

[Chick McGee]

Now, wait a minute. I.

[Christy Lee]

That's a safe space.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I. That's. Yeah, I. Me too. A nice long, hot shower. Now, part two of this was in. Do you ever get home and you pull into your garage or wherever your situation is and just sit in your car for 10 minutes and.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Al Jackson]

Absolutely. I think that depending on where you're coming from, some people have stressful jobs, whether they're physically stressful or mentally. But just like you need a second. And guys don't like to use emotional language, but you're decompressing so that you can be the version of you in the house that you want to be. And you know, whether you know it or not, you're not there yet. So you're sitting there listening to AM radio, you know, listening to if the Broncos need a third right receiver. But really what you're doing is just like, like decompressing for you. Go inside. So. Absolutely, I recommend it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now we have time for a couple of words here that you're. You're. The goal here of this program is for you to fill me up with wisdom about the so called street language.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. I'll fill him up.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah. I. Yes, that's. That's the kind of language that's going to land us in hr.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Al Jackson]

We've talked about the word bop before. What do you remember? To me?

[Chick McGee]

Well, of course, the great song she Bop. Yes.

[Al Jackson]

So go with that.

[Chick McGee]

She bop weebop he bop.

[Christy Lee]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember what she bop meant in the. In the song?

[Chick McGee]

I believe it meant that she would. She would give up the. She was coitus bound.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, close, but no, it doesn't involve another person.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's. So the she bop would mean that it was a self, self pleasure. Oh, well, this is like such a jaunty tune.

[Al Jackson]

This. This is one of those situations like that happens in baseball when the umps have to come out and decide because it's a new rule, you actually answered it correctly.

[Josh Arnold]

Whether.

[Al Jackson]

And then you just blew right by it. The new. The other way that bop is being used now, it used to be. It's a good song. Oh, it's a bop. I like that. Now it's a. It's a woman that is promiscuous, as you might say. So, Tom, you actually got it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She bop. Okay. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And then in the world of music, there's. There's a bebop and hard bop.

[Tom Griswold]

Bebop. Alula.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

I've never heard of hard bop.

[Christy Lee]

Me either.

[Al Jackson]

I've never heard a human say that.

[Christy Lee]

No, he made it up.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, he, he said, you know, as much as he wants to be hip and learn new words, he's. He invents 5, 1600 new words a day. It's unbelievable. Absolutely.

[Al Jackson]

You know what hard bop is? It's like you get in Tom's SUV and he turns the music up and he goes, this is a hard bop. And you go, yeah, it is. And you immediately reach for your phone and start texting. Like, guess what this dude just said.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Give me another one.

[Al Jackson]

All right, Tom, what is the side quest?

[Chick McGee]

A side quest?

[Al Jackson]

A side quest.

[Chick McGee]

I'm certainly aware of a side piece. I would assume that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you are?

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, I was about to say.

[Chick McGee]

No, I, no, I mean, I mean, it was a term that Al instructed me the, the so called side piece.

[Al Jackson]

I feel like Tom's going to be saying this to his partner as soon as he walks in the kitchen today. Like, Al, explain that term.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, like road mong.

[Jess Hooker]

Tom is kind of the king of the side quest. So he should really know what this is.

[Chick McGee]

The side quest, A alternate thing that one does? Yes. Kind of like in the middle of

[Tom Griswold]

the day, Somebody, Somebody make this stuff.

[Chick McGee]

In other words, over the weekend, my side quest was building a doghouse. Is it like projects? Is that what a side quest is?

[Al Jackson]

Absolutely. Kind of like off what you were supposed to be doing? Yeah, but I, I, Oh. Does anybody have an example of how that's Tom's mistake?

[Christy Lee]

Mo? Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Every day when we try to discuss anything work related with him, he tells us all the other little things that he has to do. And he can't listen to anything we have to say.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

And oftentimes he'll, he'll tell us a story he's told 58 times.

[Jess Hooker]

No, like the things you do with the girls. That's a side quest. It's you have your regular daily activities and then you guys are gonna be at Lowe's most of the weekend or.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Buying school stuff, by the way, by Art Blakey, Clifford Brown, Lee Morgan and Sonny Rollins. Most famous hard bop in the world of jazz.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's a jazz term.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it is jazz term.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. I know very few of them. Al, are you on the road again this weekend?

[Al Jackson]

I am. I'm at the Creek in the Cave comedy club this weekend. In Austin, Texas, starting tomorrow. That's right. Friday, Saturday.

[Tom Griswold]

I've not been there yet, Al. Give me an update on that when you get back. I've heard it.

[Al Jackson]

I will. It's down there in Austin, so, you know, it's going to be a good time. Oh, yeah, I'm hanging out.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks, Al.

[Al Jackson]

Hey, love y'.

[Chick McGee]

All.

[Christy Lee]

Bye, Al.

[Chick McGee]

Got a couple of other. What do you got coming up, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we still have to get to the guy's sex list that was hidden on the wall.

[Chick McGee]

This is a really great news story.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it like a checklist?

[Christy Lee]

Kind of. It's like a.

[Chick McGee]

It was apparently heard of a.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the checklist, Tom? And you'd collect football, baseball card. You checked off the cards you had? Sure. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This is more of a matching the belt. Like a diary. Yeah. Notches on the bedroom diary.

[Tom Griswold]

Underneath the tree.

[Chick McGee]

The guy wrote it on a wall.

[Christy Lee]

Most people do this with their kids when they're growing up. They put the height on the wall.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we have one of those.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Very good analogy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. But this is a lot different.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And they. And they keep dimensions of his wish. No, of his conquest. And then obviously, the guy, he moved out of the house, and they must have covered it with paneling or something. They're redoing it. And they uncovered this. We'll find out what it is in just a second. Right now, let's talk about the unpleasantness one has. Opening the mail. You open up the bill and you go, wait a minute. How come I've got this gigantic amount of money I owe and I don't have the money to pay it right now, and I'm paying a huge interest rate. The credit card companies, they can pay. They can pay. They can ask you to pay more than 20% interest on that money that's sitting there and you haven't been able to pay it off. This is where maybe you can take advantage of your situation. If you own your own home, if you own your house, it's probably worth a lot more than it was just a few years ago. This is kind of happening almost everywhere in the United States right now. So you may be able to take advantage of. Of the increase in value of your house without actually selling it. And the idea is that you refinance it, you take some of that cash, perhaps, and pay off those credit cards. So you're not paying that 20% interest rate. American Financing, well, they've got the. They've got the info for you. This is what they do. And American Financing has just sent me some numbers. These are just average numbers. On average, American Financing is saving their customers 800 bucks a month. That's about 10 grand. It takes about 10 minutes to find out if this would work for you. So give them a call or go online and check in with them and have them just go through some numbers. No obligation, of course. American Financing, they're called America's home for home loans. So take advantage of the equity you have in your house and it may be a lot more than you think. You can call them 866-889-2611 or just visit them online. Easy to find american financing.net add a slash. Bob and Tom. That'll be helpful for them and for us and for you. AmericanFinancing.net NMLS 182334 NMLSConsumerAccess.org APR for rates in the five start at 6.196%. For well qualified borrowers, call 866-889-2611. For details about credit costs and terms, visit American financing.net BobandTom

[Tom Griswold]

hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, there's Jess Hooker.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi, Josh. At the IH Steven Singer, Sidekick, chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee, the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick. Before we get to our next story, it's got a real nice letter here. Short one, just says, hey, guys, love your show, love your podcast, love waking up to you guys. Guys. Signed by Carolina.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

That's lovely name.

[Chick McGee]

That a great name.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you, Carolina.

[Chick McGee]

And then while we're at it, I got this one from Aaron Ar I n. Oh, now, is that a guy?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

It's actually. And it's a letter for. For Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

I said Paul Coffin, new album. Yeah, apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure. Book of Paul.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely fantastic.

[Josh Arnold]

Awesome.

[Chick McGee]

So is you've already got it, then you're aware of it?

[Josh Arnold]

I am aware of it. I have not listened to it yet because I want to give it the proper listen. I haven't had a chance.

[Chick McGee]

I just listened to a song. Maybe it's the new Texas Swagger.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's good stuff. Good stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Now, we've been talking about this weird story about the sex War wall. Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

A woman remodeling her home discovered what she's calling a sex list hidden on a wall in a Post shared online on X. The user wrote, quote, things you find while redecorating. Part two. Zoom in, guys, and enjoy. He sounds like a naughty boy. I zoomed in on it. It's pretty fascinating. It includes photographs of a list of names scribbled onto a wall along with the words girls, I have. Oh, and then there's a big, long list. 19 of them to be exact. In addition to the names and locations, the person includes the woman's age as well as his when the tryst occurred. Okay, okay. Some had attributes in place of names. I'm wondering if he knew their names, actually. Including tall girl at White Printers. White Hall Printers. Big boobs. Oh, Horse girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

All right, Cousin.

[Josh Arnold]

This.

[Tom Griswold]

This is what? Yeah, cousin.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, that may be. I mean, I can't imagine it's really his cousin. You think maybe.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing wrong with that. Although we stopped at kissing, my cousin and I. Cousin.

[Christy Lee]

I kissed the A cousin.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, damn right you did.

[Christy Lee]

The list starts in 1961 and has a 23 year gap. This is where I find it weird. Between the age of 30 and then 53. And he continues on until about 59.

[Jess Hooker]

Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe he got married for 23 years.

[Christy Lee]

But would he. Did he hide it before she. He had to have hid it before he was.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

While she was around, right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right, because it was written on the wall.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I forgot about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Could have been drought.

[Christy Lee]

He didn't include her on the list.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, could have been in a coma.

[Pat Godwin]

The old pee drought of 79.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Could have been a. The 29 year old, bad haircut.

[Chick McGee]

The Pedro. 79.

[Christy Lee]

From what is legible, the oldest person he appears to have had sex with. 74.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

He was 59 and a woman named Margaret Bond received the note. Bell. Best F and S of my entire life.

[Josh Arnold]

Sock would be the second.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. Well, if I need to set it together.

[Chick McGee]

And what's the. That's the other one, Mr. Jeopardy.

[Tom Griswold]

Shouldn't it be ass and F?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, technically. But maybe she finished them off with

[Tom Griswold]

a. Oh, well, maybe it's the English one. That's true.

[Christy Lee]

Says widow. She loved it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, sure, yeah, we had. We all had it.

[Christy Lee]

There it is.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

A.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a menu.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

It's like a graffiti list.

[Josh Arnold]

Laundry woman.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Laundry woman.

[Josh Arnold]

One is a full Muriel Bevin.

[Christy Lee]

Those are all the names in Margaret Bond.

[Jess Hooker]

Number 11 says Woodhouse Girl. Dash Man.

[Christy Lee]

Woodhouse.

[Tom Griswold]

It sure does.

[Chick McGee]

Well, well, Horse.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe it's Main Woodhouse. Maybe that's where he met.

[Tom Griswold]

It says horse Cross girl.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, and it says. Yeah, I. The name of the 74 year old woman is Iris Faucet.

[Jess Hooker]

That sounds 74.

[Christy Lee]

Like Farah Fawcett.

[Tom Griswold]

We had. We all have this. You guys know the guy, he swore by older women.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you see woman?

[Tom Griswold]

Trained, Loved him.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he also put where, like what town they're from. So there's leads. There's a bunch of leads.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

So just I assume that it looks like a plaster wall that had been painted, tapered.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that? Number 12, Richie. Woman. Alky woman.

[Josh Arnold]

Number three is hilarious.

[Jess Hooker]

Alcohol.

[Josh Arnold]

Mary with a question mark. And then it says Lionel's sister.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it does.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He's not really sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, probably a small enough town. Some of these people are probably identifiable. Yeah, it says Mary, Lionel's sister. There can't be too many.

[Tom Griswold]

Number six woman. Ron. What's that?

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Train.

[Tom Griswold]

Train. Oh, train.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the matter? On the train? And then cousin, actually. So number seven is coach. Woman.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Number eight is coach. Cousin. Because he has the quotations underneath coach to suggest it's the same word.

[Christy Lee]

So maybe it was this woman's cousin. Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Which is an exit.

[Josh Arnold]

Make her way through the family.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay, so he wasn't.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Fornicating with his cousin. Okay, okay. Better.

[Tom Griswold]

What's. Wait a minute. What's 13 big T. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, y'.

[Josh Arnold]

All.

[Tom Griswold]

Lodger. What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Lodger.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, at number one, if you go all the way to the right, does it say the year and then does it say wife?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It says her face.

[Tom Griswold]

Mind.

[Josh Arnold]

And then ti. And then breasts. Her face. Oh, no, no, it doesn't. It says time. Sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, the time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Like the year he did it.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I. I think.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's 17 minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it says it is the year.

[Christy Lee]

It is the year. 1961. 1961. But you're right, it does say wife.

[Chick McGee]

So this guy'd have to be in his 80s now, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it does say wife. And that minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry, it does not say mind. It says her. Her face.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, it does her age. My age. And then the year.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's her age and then minutes.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's her age. Mine, It's M I N. No, why

[Josh Arnold]

would he put his age of 17 to 25?

[Christy Lee]

I'm just.

[Tom Griswold]

True.

[Jess Hooker]

Because the time frame. They were having sex.

[Christy Lee]

That's the time. Yeah, because they were married.

[Chick McGee]

Some of these are. You can't read in the air. Big T Lodger.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. When you zoom in, I see what you're saying.

[Josh Arnold]

I see what you're saying. So he banged her for eight years.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Right, exactly.

[Jess Hooker]

Because I think it was his wife.

[Christy Lee]

You know what he says about Iris? He said, wow, every man should have one. That's the 75, 4 year old. Yeah. See how he has the line? It says wow everywhere. Yeah, he likes. Sure.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, never mind.

[Chick McGee]

So where was. Just. Was this in a basement? How did no other people see this?

[Josh Arnold]

It looks like a basement wall.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it looks like it was painted over.

[Chick McGee]

If you were gonna. It looks like. It looks to me like they're.

[Tom Griswold]

It's my question. Why would you take paneling down? That stuff's so gorgeous.

[Josh Arnold]

It really is nice.

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. What were those DIYers thinking?

[Tom Griswold]

Man, oh man.

[Jess Hooker]

This isn't normal, right? You guys don't write?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Not even in like a book?

[Christy Lee]

I mean, anybody write a list? No.

[Josh Arnold]

So I, I guarantee there are guys out there that do it. But no, I don't. I've never met anyone.

[Chick McGee]

I've seen it. I've seen it used in a movie as a kind of a structural thing in a film.

[Josh Arnold]

This guy's a near kinsiologist.

[Jess Hooker]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

I forget which movie it was. And the guy would put little drawings.

[Tom Griswold]

Drawings, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He would write the name of the woman and then. Yeah, I, I actually, I forget what movie it was. He was an artist or something. In any event, a character on Friends

[Josh Arnold]

that would have polaroids and then of the woman. Remember that weird neighbor?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

He didn't have a closet. They found a closet. He had Polaroids with like the reason

[Jess Hooker]

he broke up with.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Teeth too big or something like that.

[Jess Hooker]

Weird hair.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's funny.

[Christy Lee]

Married the first woman, apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think so on her because it shows 18 to 2019. So he was sleeping with other girls between 17 and 25.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there you go.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder if he's still around.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he, I.

[Christy Lee]

If he's still around, he's.

[Chick McGee]

If he was doing it in 62.

[Tom Griswold]

People know he's very old.

[Josh Arnold]

He could be.

[Chick McGee]

He'd be in his 80s.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Authorities in California have arrested a man suspected of setting a toilet paper warehouse on fire. Fire.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet that went right up.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's. Yeah, there's video of this guy. I mean he, he videoed the whole thing.

[Christy Lee]

Fire department crews battled the six alarm fire that engulfed the 1.2 million square foot or square feet of the Kimberly Clark paper goods warehouse wiped the place out.

[Tom Griswold]

He kept. He kept saying, you see.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry to bother you, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

This is all it takes. All it takes. One little flame. The whole thing went up.

[Christy Lee]

After determining the fire had been intentionally set, police identified the suspect as an employee of NFI Industries, a third party distributor that works with the paper manufacturer. The 29 year old was arrested on multiple felony arson charges. Kimberly Clark said there will not be a toilet paper or diaper shortage due to the way the supply chain is structured. So you don't have to worry about that.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see any of the video on this last line of the. It was huge fire.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

And the euphemisms were. This is the largest warehouse fire of personal needs products. It was wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

They couldn't say toilet paper.

[Tom Griswold]

What they were calling toilet paper. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Personal needs products.

[Tom Griswold]

Something like that.

[Chick McGee]

That's vague.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That could be anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Could be anything. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat, what do you have to say?

[Pat Godwin]

A little John Mellencamp tribute. An employee got pissed, torched the warehouse. Set all that cotton nail ablaze due to his ire.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a mellon camp B site. I don't.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Can't get a rest. We can't get a rest. Maybe you don't know it no, none of this. He filmed himself lighting up Toilet paper on fire Toilet paper on fire Pay me a dark and waste Toilet paper on fire do you feel my rage? Should give a man like me better pay and a plan for when I'm older yeah. Toilet paper on fire Are you on board now?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I still don't know it, but that's my fault.

[Jess Hooker]

No, we're with you. Yeah, we know.

[Pat Godwin]

Threw me off a little bit. I thought maybe I had it wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's just me.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry. Is there more?

[Josh Arnold]

I could do more.

[Pat Godwin]

But it doesn't feel like it's going over that well.

[Josh Arnold]

But I'd be glad to do it. I ruined it. I. I apologize.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. Let's just try to move on.

[Josh Arnold]

I say we'd go to do it tomorrow.

[Pat Godwin]

He wanted a job. Benefits. I'm going to fly through it. Don't want to be at McDonald's, working at the fryer.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah, no, we know.

[Pat Godwin]

In my pack. Kleenex and Kotex. But you got to pay me what I'm worth or it's toilet paper on fire. Let's kill him. Toilet paper all five. The place is an ashtray. Toilet paper on fire I need more sick days, Tom. You should give a man like me better pay and a plant when I'M older. Like Paper and Fire.

[Josh Arnold]

Now we're done.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, you know, what's the name of the real song?

[Christy Lee]

Like Paper and Fire.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, here it is.

[Christy Lee]

Nice violin.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't have a chance to get the violin players.

[Christy Lee]

No, I understand.

[Josh Arnold]

I have heard this.

[Tom Griswold]

Miriam Stern.

[Josh Arnold]

I just never paid. I paid zero attention, I guess.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, it's a great one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know why I. Lonesome Jubilee.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Great song.

[Josh Arnold]

You're missing the Zydeco sound.

[Pat Godwin]

Missing a lot, really.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is jokes. This is much better.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, it's a great song.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a good song.

[Chick McGee]

John Mel Camp touring with his greatest

[Tom Griswold]

hits this summer and continuing to make amazing videos on Instagram where he's working out.

[Chick McGee]

While smoking.

[Tom Griswold]

While smoking. Yeah. On the treadmill. He's. He's pushing a big weight around. It's hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

Ian. Sean Penn talking about how they hate this country and while counting their money.

[Tom Griswold]

That's them coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, what do you got coming up over there?

[Christy Lee]

We got to talk about a guy who inherits a very interesting thing from his father. Quite a few things, actually. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did you ever talk to someone that has had a situation where they inherited something they really didn't want?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And it became a gigantic hassle to deal with it?

[Christy Lee]

I keep thinking about that guy who collected the bricks. Do you remember that guy? Yeah, the world record brick guy.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks, dad.

[Christy Lee]

What do you do with all those bricks?

[Tom Griswold]

Pick something lighter.

[Chick McGee]

You know, it could have been Rolex watches. You know, something I can turn in for some cash.

[Christy Lee]

Got to carry all these bricks.

[Josh Arnold]

If you're a mason or you're working on construction with all those bricks.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

You know you're walking around on some sore feet.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

My God.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, you do know that.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, guess what? We have the answer for him.

[Christy Lee]

You do?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Orange Insoles. That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

We're trying to help you. We're trying to play along.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's revenge. I don't like it.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't know what you were doing.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't. I didn't get it.

[Josh Arnold]

I am so sorry, Pat. What an a hole I can be.

[Chick McGee]

You could. You could do it. Parody. You could do Orange Insoles. Orange Insoles crammed into my shoes.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a head on the head. I don't do parodies of comedy songs. Orange Insoles deliver rigid art. Support that. Do not.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a. That's a stretch song.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. He'll take that all day.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it. Okay, you weirdo.

[Pat Godwin]

He's talking about orange barrel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I would put my money on you. Yeah, he's.

[Tom Griswold]

He's an odd man.

[Josh Arnold]

I love him. Anywho. Orangeinsouls.com Feet get tired. We all have experienced some aches and pains.

[Tom Griswold]

Your feet tired, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

No, because I'm wearing orange insoles right now in my shoes, ladies and gentlemen.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It really does matter. A strong foundation, good alignment. That's where orange insoles comes in. In. They're deep enough to deliver rigid arch support and they cradle your heels and absorb shock naturally. And they're great for everyday people. You're on your feet doing things you got. Sometimes just mowing the lawn. You can feel it, can't you?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

My gosh. Get yourself some orange insoles there, Pat. I see you looking at me.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you talking about?

[Pat Godwin]

I just don't get it.

[Christy Lee]

You don't mow the lawn.

[Josh Arnold]

No. This again. He's getting me back and I love it.

[Pat Godwin]

Are we talking feed or what?

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

What are you new to you?

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing, nothing. I'm just. Just being silly. Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the great thing is you can take a joke. What?

[Chick McGee]

I was. Now, Pat, your song, the parody of Paper and Fire.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The way the warehouse fire.

[Tom Griswold]

Perhaps we should start out. From now on, when you start a song, you go, this is a parody of paper and Fire. And then.

[Chick McGee]

Probably. But I. It's one of his. It's a great song, but it is lesser known.

[Christy Lee]

That's true.

[Josh Arnold]

I should have known it. I should have. Of no, but because I know it when you. When you played it. I knew it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, around. Around here.

[Pat Godwin]

Of course, in Josh's defense, started off with a bit of a muddled melody until I locked in maybe the third line. But I'm not. I wasn't gonna, you know, open up to that.

[Chick McGee]

And you didn't have. You didn't have the violin in there. Oh, that's kind of the accordion or the base or the great sound.

[Tom Griswold]

You could have told me I would play the slide whistle for you.

[Chick McGee]

I was thinking more of a poem.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Burning. I gotta. I haven't really written it. I'm just thinking in my head. Head something like Asses to ashes. Is that. No. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Nevermind Crust.

[Chick McGee]

Because they're putting their buns on the.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what you had?

[Chick McGee]

You think this guy was upset because the warehouse full of high quality toilet paper? Yeah, for the workers there, they only had like one ply.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe they weren't allowed to use their own stash.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. He goes in and this. I'm working my ass off in this factory.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's not discount your poem, though. Asses to ashes is crust.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that a line from a prayer?

[Josh Arnold]

It's. It's sacrilegious.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I just want to make sure we

[Jess Hooker]

were all on the same page.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think if we're gonna ruin John's songs, might as well go after the Bible next.

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell?

[Christy Lee]

We're on a roll.

[Chick McGee]

So sorry, John. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text, or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Just like that, he totally redeems himself. Hi. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello. Chick McGee. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you?

[Christy Lee]

You got your name right at least.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know, I. I don't know where I was when I realized our names rhymed, but I remember going, I'm still stuck here. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

At the I Hate Steven Singer, Sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby.

[Al Jackson]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick. Oh, a little bit of you. We were mentioning Bring it Home, Baby. We were mentioning the John Mellencamp tour this summer.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And we just played a little bit of the song Paper and Fire, which is a great song. And that fiddle, that's Lisa Germano on the fiddle. And it's my interest, I could be wrong. I think that she's gonna be back in the band for this.

[Christy Lee]

I believe I heard that is correct.

[Chick McGee]

I have heard that.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

That is cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So I can't wait to see her.

[Chick McGee]

And the idea of this tour is that John is going to play all the hits, so. So sometimes people get concerned. I want to see so and so. They only. That's not going to happen for this one. So it's coming out pretty soon. It'll be starting. So one of the great bands, so many great bands are touring this summer. So I hope you get to see a bunch of them. And we hope to hear a bunch of them, too. Maybe Get a couple folks in here that can talk about it.

[Josh Arnold]

That'd be fun.

[Chick McGee]

But right now, I turn that way and I see Christy Lee. She's right over there. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

I'm going to talk about a guy in England who was bequeathed an unusual inheritance by his late father.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Tom, do you hear? A guy in England was bequeathed. Bequeathed.

[Chick McGee]

I. I know. I heard bequeathed too. And I was gonna let it go by.

[Tom Griswold]

You said bequeath.

[Josh Arnold]

You said it again.

[Tom Griswold]

Which sounded a little bit like this.

[Christy Lee]

A man in England inherited an unusual thing from his late father.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, the man's name CF Never mind.

[Christy Lee]

A vintage lawnmower.

[Chick McGee]

We really ruined.

[Christy Lee]

Ruined this.

[Chick McGee]

We really ruined the story.

[Christy Lee]

He wrote it that way just so I would say he can make fun of me. I know what he did does it to me too. Yes. 49 year old Jonathan Hardwick took over the 500 piece vintage lawnmower collection.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks, dad.

[Christy Lee]

That it belonged to his father Stan, a former golf club greenskeeper. The collection, more than 35 years in the making and worth several thousand dollars.

[Chick McGee]

Several thousand? You can buy.

[Pat Godwin]

You can buy.

[Chick McGee]

Buy one lawnmower for several thousand dollars. Here in America.

[Christy Lee]

It is stored across nine sheds, a double garage, and inside the conservatory of Stan's old house.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so you got rent on all that? If you're.

[Chick McGee]

If you're going to collect something, like Chick said, collect something small matchbooks. Well, in England. I know what he didn't collect. Toothbrushes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they all have.

[Christy Lee]

Jonathan, a gardener and landscaper, told the York press I look to keep hold of it as long as possible with no plans of selling any anytime soon.

[Tom Griswold]

York has to be high school peppermint patties, right? They have to be. No? Maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I hope so. Even the patties.

[Christy Lee]

The oldest mowers in the collection, thought to be Britain's second largest, date back to the 19th century.

[Tom Griswold]

Second largest?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. He's not even the largest.

[Josh Arnold]

What a burden.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's just if you want to stay the second. No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, what poor CF Peewee.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there's a shot of the lawnmower collection. Notice how long the grass is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but he. He barely has enough grass to store the mowers on the grass, let alone mow.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, thank you very much, Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

What a mess.

[Chick McGee]

You can reach us anytime. Bob and Tom. Bob and tom.com.com.com Kit. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

We're not coming back tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, maybe somebody will. Somebody will bequeath me something and I won't have to.

[Chick McGee]

You know the Morse codes website is dot dash dot dash dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's the Morse code, not the Morris code.

[Chick McGee]

It's a, that's, I put the English pronunciation on it.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that has to do with jewelry. I think is the Morris code.

[Chick McGee]

You can reach us, but if you don't want to, you can just listen to us. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't make any trouble.

[Chick McGee]

Don't go out of your way. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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