The BOB & TOM Show - August 1, 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show - August 1, 2025

Release Date: August 1, 2025

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Introduction

On August 1, 2025, "The BOB & TOM Show" delivered an engaging and lively episode filled with a mix of sports updates, humorous discussions, listener interactions, and live performances. Hosted by the dynamic duo Bob and Tom, alongside Chick McGee and their vibrant team, the show maintained its signature blend of comedy, talk, news, and sports.

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1. Sports Update: NFL Preseason Highlights

The episode kicked off with an enthusiastic discussion about the NFL preseason, specifically highlighting the recent Hall of Fame Game held in Canton, Ohio. The Chargers triumphed over the Lions with a commanding score of 34-7. Trey Lance, now with his third team in his fifth season, showcased remarkable skills, throwing for 120 yards and two touchdowns. His performance drew comparisons to his early days as a top draft pick.

Notable Quote:

"Trey Lance finally played really well. 120 yards, two touchdowns. He actually looked like the number three overall pick that he started out as for the Chargers."
— Chick McGee [05:24]

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2. Listener Letters: Roller Bag Chronicles

A substantial segment featured listener letters, with a primary focus on the perennial topic of roller bags. Chick and Josh delved into strategies for identifying one's roller bags during air travel, sharing amusing anecdotes about fake IDs and TSA mishaps. The banter around roller bags led to humorous exchanges about bag tags and travel woes.

Notable Quote:

"I did know it because I saw it because I don't like taking luggage to places. I hate packing... and I was carrying what was essentially a briefcase."
— Josh Arnold [07:04]

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3. Product Spotlight: Roller Bags & TSA Stories

The conversation seamlessly transitioned into a detailed discussion about roller bags, their practicality, and the challenges travelers face with TSA inspections. Stories about fake IDs and creative solutions to personalize and identify roller bags were shared, adding both humor and relatability.

Notable Quote:

"My wife and my two boys went to a bingo night... I'd have to decline it if I win."
— Chick McGee [08:21]

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4. Live Music: Introducing Black Moods

A highlight of the episode was the live performance by the band Black Moods. Featuring Josh Kennedy on guitar, Chico Diaz on drums, and Brendan McBride on bass, the trio delivered energetic performances of their hits, including "Suit Yourself" and "I Want Your Love." Their presence added a musical flair to the show, engaging listeners with their rock and roll vibes.

Notable Quote:

"They look like giant Caucasian flesh tone dildos."
— Ace Cosby [64:55]

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5. Product Discussions: Java House Coffee & Durachill Deodorant

The hosts then shifted focus to product discussions, spotlighting Java House Coffee as the official coffee of the show. Additionally, there was an in-depth conversation about Durachill, a new deodorant by Coors Light featuring cold-activated packaging. The deodorant aims to provide a refreshing scent inspired by Rocky Mountain freshness, combining practicality with a touch of humor.

Notable Quote:

"Java House is more than coffee. Of course, Java House is all about the peel and pour pod."
— Josh Arnold [94:19]

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6. News Segment: Male Birth Control Pill & World's Oldest Nun

The episode covered significant news stories, including the development of a male birth control pill. Researchers have passed the first safety tests, showing promise for a hormone-free contraceptive option that doesn't affect testosterone levels. Additionally, the show celebrated Sister Francis Dominici Piscatella, the world's oldest living nun at 112 years old, highlighting her dedication and longevity.

Notable Quote:

"She earned the record title at the age 112 after serving the Catholic Church for over 94 years."
— Chick McGee [67:27]

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7. Humorous Banter: Daily Life and Odd Comparisons

Throughout the episode, the hosts and guests engaged in their trademark humorous banter, discussing everyday topics such as morning routines, alarm struggles, and whimsical comparisons. Their chemistry and playful interactions kept the conversation light-hearted and entertaining.

Notable Quote:

"I think I'm in my head about how's Alfie racist? Yeah."
— Josh Arnold [141:17]

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8. Sponsorship Highlights: Simplisafe & Raycon Earbuds

The episode included sponsorship segments for Simplisafe home security systems and Raycon Earbuds. Simplisafe was promoted as a cutting-edge, AI-powered security solution, while Raycon offered special discounts on their Everyday Earbuds Classic, emphasizing superior audio quality at competitive prices.

Notable Quote:

"Go to simplisafetom.com and get this deal free. 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and your first month free."
— Chick McGee [28:35]

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9. Final Music Segment: Black Moods Live Performance

Returning to musical entertainment, Black Moods performed additional tracks, solidifying their role as a key musical guest on the show. Their performances were interspersed with lively discussions and humorous exchanges about their music and stage presence.

Notable Quote:

"Boy, cancel me, folks."
— Chick McGee [75:05]

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Conclusion

"The BOB & TOM Show - August 1, 2025" delivered a well-rounded episode that balanced sports insights, humorous exchanges, listener interactions, and vibrant live music. From discussing the latest in NFL preseason to celebrating groundbreaking news stories, the show provided listeners with an entertaining and informative experience. The addition of Black Moods' live performances added a dynamic musical element, ensuring that both regular fans and new listeners found something to enjoy.

Notable Final Quote:

"You can make anything gross."
— Christy Lee [89:05]

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Final Thoughts

This episode exemplified the show's ability to blend comedy, information, and entertainment seamlessly. Whether debating the merits of roller bags or reveling in live musical performances, Bob and Tom, along with their team, ensured that listeners were both amused and informed throughout their morning show.

Transcript

[Tom]

Mama.

[Josh]

Papa. Mi cuerpo crece a un ridmo alarmante. Il arropa muy pe quena. Muy pronto. Amazon gazta menos son riemas. You say you'll never join the Navy, that living on a submarine would be too hard. You'd never power a whole ship with nuclear energy, never bring a patient back to life.

[Chick]

Or play the national anthem.

[Josh]

For a sold out crowd. Joining the Navy sounds crazy. Saying never actually is. Start your [e-mail] America's Navy forged by the sea.

[Chick]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom]

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[Josh]

Is a 10 and a fiver A car and a key and a sober driver B double E double r u n Bur a couple of frat guys from Abilene drove out all night to see Robert Earl Keane at the K Pig, Swine and Soiree dance. They wore baseball caps and khaki pants. They wanted cigarettes, so to save a little money they got one from this hippie that smelled kind of funny. And the next thing they knew, they were both really hungry and pretty thirsty too. B double E r r u n.

[Tom]

Beer run B double E double r u n beerun all we need is.

[Josh]

A 10 and a fiver, a car and a key and a sober Dr.

[Tom]

B double E double r u n.

[Josh]

Beer Found a store with the sign said their beer was coldest so they sent in Brad Cause he looked the oldest he got a case of beer and a candy bar Walked over to where all them registers are Latest fake ID on the countertop the clerk looked, he turned, he looked back up, he stopped, he said, son, I'm not gonna call the cops, but I'm gonna have to keep this card. The guys both took it pretty hard B double E double r u n.

[Tom]

Bearer B double E double R u n.

[Josh]

Oh, how happy we would be had we only brought a better fake ID on his B double E double r u n beer run they found this other old hippie named Sleepy John he claimed to be the one from the Robert Earl Keane song so they gave him all their cash he bought them some brew It's a beautiful day out in Santa Cruz they were feeling so good it should have been a crime the crowd was cool and the band was prime they made it back up front to their seats just in time so they could sing with all their friends. They say the road goes on forever and the party never ends R b.

[Tom]

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[Josh]

All we need is a 10 and a fiver A car and a key and a sober driver. B double E R R U N.

[Chick]

Hey there. Hi there. Ho there. You're as welcome as can be. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Tom]

Knows it's.

[Chick]

The Bob and Tom show. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Josh Arnold.

[Willie]

Hi there.

[Chick]

Ace Cosby. And Pat Godwin. We're just a part time job for him. I guess he taking. I don't know what he's doing. Actually I do. And I apologize for everything I just said. And ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only, Willie Griswold is here.

[Christy]

Oh, my gosh. Good to see you guys. My.

[Chick]

Hello, I'm Chick. Hello. Hello.

[Josh]

Sir Godwin is somewhere gripping his steering wheel with his eyes closed. Yes, we'll. We have a great show today. Kind of an international show.

[Chick]

You're excited. You're a little bit disoriented. You're getting organized.

[Josh]

Yeah, I'm just getting organized.

[Chick]

Yes, but you're excited.

[Josh]

I'm. I'm almost combobulated, but at this point, I am discombobulated.

[Chick]

Exactly.

[Willie]

You'll get there.

[Josh]

We have lots of mail. Any interesting things happening in the world of sports, we need to know.

[Chick]

Let's see. Well, what are you talking about, Tom? Our long national nightmare is finally over. The National Football League season technically in Perenn has begun. Hall of Fame game last night in Canton, Ohio.

[Josh]

And if you bet on that, there's an 800 number you can call.

[Chick]

If you bet on the hall of Fame game or any preseason game, get in a program, please do something.

[Christy]

But anyway, I'm not betting on the winners. It's only prop bets, it's only touchdown bets, but.

[Chick]

Well, I hope you had the Lions plus 28 because the Chargers 34, Detroit 7. Last night in the hall of Fame game. And who would have thunk it? Trey Lance finally played really well. 120 yards, two touchdowns. He actually looked like the number three overall pick that he started out as for the Chargers. So there you go.

[Josh]

Okay, we got that.

[Chick]

And let's see.

[Josh]

We got that. Dewey.

[Chick]

We got that.

[Ace]

He's interested.

[Josh]

And nothing more important than preseason football.

[Chick]

You asked me and it's the number one story right now in sports because it's what?

[Josh]

Football?

[Chick]

The NFL.

[Josh]

I understand that, but the big story, the big story coming up, as far as I'm concerned, involves beer.

[Ace]

Oh, oh, in sports, Lisa's not.

[Josh]

Poo. No, no, it's a company that advertises on sports.

[Chick]

Don't take this the wrong way. Be honest. Why am I here? I mean, I know it kind of.

[Josh]

Once said. Did you already read any of that crap?

[Willie]

I don't think I did.

[Josh]

I just like to throw that name out there. As Picasso once said to Joseph Stalin, who the hell are you?

[Chick]

Actually, the big. The email listener. Listener mail. We're gonna have that. And they're still beside themselves about your father not knowing about roller bags as you're traveling across the country.

[Christy]

Wait a second. No, he knows about.

[Chick]

No, I got one now. First thing he said, he goes, you know, I just got back from this trip Vail and got one of those rollerbacks. Hey, let me tell you something. Change changed my life.

[Ace]

Changed his life.

[Chick]

And you know, 90% of people have those rollerbags.

[Christy]

He has been like, you carry sort of like the duffel in your hand. You've had a roller duffel? The ones that we had when we were kids for a long time. You use that for trips.

[Josh]

Yeah, but those are huge.

[Christy]

Yes, they're huge.

[Josh]

And yeah, Kelly got me.

[Chick]

And with the four wheels. Four wheels?

[Christy]

Oh, you didn't get one of the three wheels. We got a four wheel bag.

[Chick]

He actually made a point of saying this. With the four wheeled bags, you can tip it back and just use two of the wheels.

[Josh]

I didn't know that. Did you know that?

[Willie]

Yes, I did know that.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Yeah, you know what? I knew it. But I knew it as soon as.

[Josh]

I saw it because I don't like taking luggage to places. I hate packing. And I was. I was carrying what was essentially a briefcase. And then I would just do laundry every couple days when I'd be on vacation or whatever.

[Chick]

But anyway, you like the way the valise looked. The doctor's bag.

[Josh]

There's a lot of doctors. Anyway, these new four wheel bags are amazing. We're getting mail.

[Christy]

It's not new four wheel. I mean, these are new.

[Ace]

And did you know that they make another bag that fits over the handle? The retractable handle.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah.

[Ace]

Of the roller bag.

[Josh]

Guess who got one.

[Chick]

It's all happening.

[Willie]

I hope you have one.

[Josh]

I just. I do now. I just bought one.

[Willie]

Nice.

[Ace]

Man, my backpack's done that for six years.

[Josh]

I don't believe in back.

[Chick]

Dear Bob and Tom show, you're all set.

[Josh]

Backpacks and heads worn back, hats worn backwards. I'm out.

[Chick]

Dear Bob and Tom show, I've been listening all my life, but these past two days, the only thing I hear about is those damn roller Bags for airport.

[Josh]

I didn't bring it up.

[Chick]

My wife and my two boys went to a bingo night for a fun night for our kids. And what do you know? They had that dang thing up for a prize. And I told my wife I've been dealing with hearing about rollerbacks for two days. I. I am. I will. I will decline it if I win. And sure enough, one of his kids won. And I think we have a picture of him holding his fabulous roller bag. He's very excited about the whole thing.

[Christy]

They're nice, man. They're very convenient.

[Josh]

Look how happy he is. But here's the thing. You ever get that gate check thing where you get there and they go, okay, the bins are full or whatever.

[Christy]

It does suck, but mild inconvenience. That's all that is.

[Josh]

No, but my point is. Oh, I don't care about that. But. But that. That. It's that they gate checked it, but when I got off the plane. And there are eight of those identical things, right? Because there must be just one brand.

[Christy]

Can I rock your world real quick, dad, you got to get ready for the bag tag.

[Chick]

I know.

[Ace]

We were talking about that. He may be doing Bob and Tom bag tags.

[Christy]

Oh, he'll probably. Kelly will buy him a Louis Vuitton bag tag in no time, I'm sure.

[Josh]

Actually, they're being delivered today.

[Chick]

Oh, wow.

[Willie]

Your new bag tags.

[Josh]

Yeah, I just found this place.

[Chick]

Are we getting those with your face for Christmas? Is that what we can look forward to?

[Josh]

Maybe.

[Chick]

You know what I am looking for?

[Josh]

Are you familiar with the term bas relief?

[Ace]

Oh, no. You should get us, like, our wrapping paper. We could each have our own bag tag.

[Willie]

I love stuff like this. It goes. It goes for so much on ebay.

[Chick]

Put a quick.

[Josh]

One of our albums was on ebay the other day for 180 bucks.

[Willie]

Actual vinyl?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Willie]

Oh, that's cool.

[Chick]

Contact me, I'll sell you 1 for 179. Let me know, man.

[Josh]

But so my point, you're down a shadow box. I've got to figure out what to put on my bag that will make it, you know, easily spot. I got the ones that are made of metal and it's engraved with my name and a big G on it.

[Ace]

Oh, nice.

[Christy]

You know what I do and I've been made fun of and it's psycho and it sounds like something you totally do. I just get a note card, I write my name and all my info on it, and then I put gaffer's tape over that note card so it's on the outside of the bag, and you can see it on every side when it comes down the keras.

[Josh]

So. Aha.

[Christy]

See, it's. It is. People make fun of me for it all the time, but it seems right up your alley.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Ace]

I have to use the yarn that was, you know.

[Chick]

Yeah. Like a ribbon or something.

[Ace]

Yarn or ribbon.

[Josh]

Then it looks like the same. But if you just said it in the air, everybody's going to do it.

[Ace]

Everybody's been doing it.

[Chick]

So, you know, roller bags, everybody's done that.

[Josh]

So when mine comes down the gizmo, I'll know it's mine because there's nothing on it.

[Willie]

I just put a device in mine, like, you know, those, you know, side pockets or whatever. I just put a thing in there, and it makes this ticking sound that way. I know.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Willie]

That when.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah. I use the international sign for irradiated.

[Christy]

Sometimes I'll just leave some wires dangling outside the bag.

[Willie]

Yeah, man. Because no one let you know.

[Christy]

No one else has that.

[Josh]

Oh, sorry. Did that work? Okay. Sorry. Excuse me.

[Chick]

Didn't we have a story about most often the thing that TSA finds is a vibrator vibrating and they think it's a bomb?

[Ace]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick]

Didn't we have that story?

[Ace]

Yeah, we have.

[Josh]

I would like to compliment the tsa, and I'll make an odd analogy that you'll understand. Christy.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Josh]

When you were pregnant, you had those weirdo and X ray tests, whatever they do, the sonic sonogram weirdo X ray test.

[Christy]

He nailed that one.

[Josh]

What's that called? It's called a sonogram ultrasound. Ultrasound. I'm sorry. Yeah. And they. And the technicians. Josh, you've never been in this position. I hope that you know that.

[Willie]

You know, I have had ultrasounds on. Done to me.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And what'd they say?

[Ace]

He was pregnant.

[Chick]

Is that what you want?

[Josh]

It's either a meat lovers or twins. No, but the thing is, one of my daughters decided to have one of those.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And I'm sitting there with a technician, and they're going, okay, you know, that's the kidney or whatever. But, you know, to me, it looks like you're in muddy water trying to figure out what's in front of you. And they're very good at it, these technicians. Similarly, the folks at tsa, they can look at the inside. I guess that is an extra. Whatever it is, they're. They're going, okay. Everything to me looks like a bomb. Wires.

[Chick]

Here's the best bag tag I've ever seen. There it is. Lionel. Rich. Hello. Is it me you're looking for? You. Look. You put that on your bag.

[Josh]

Hello. That's interesting. I didn't realize that Lionel Richie was from Asia.

[Chick]

It looks exactly like Lionel Richie.

[Christy]

Artist depiction is.

[Josh]

Is he looking into the sun? Okay, never mind. What else is coming up in the news?

[Chick]

Chris? Oh, no, hang on. We've got. They. They actually did last night. No chain, no problem. In the NFL, they did that. Hawkeye technology to spot the ball.

[Ace]

Oh, they did.

[Chick]

And it was just as dull and boring as you think it would be. Anybody bringing the chains out, they're slowly chipping away at the game I love.

[Josh]

Get ready for the NBA. You know what they got coming?

[Ace]

What?

[Josh]

In the G League, they're going to be using a ball with electronic stuff in the ball.

[Christy]

Okay.

[Josh]

They're testing it, but it'll probably be in the NBA.

[Ace]

The way the ball bounces.

[Chick]

That can't.

[Ace]

That can't be good.

[Josh]

It's on the way.

[Chick]

And by the way, the G is silent in the G League.

[Josh]

Oh, it's such a.

[Christy]

That's a crazy joke.

[Willie]

In fact, they call it the lead.

[Josh]

Oh, they're both.

[Ace]

A lot of guys have trouble finding those games.

[Willie]

What's the. What's the stuff in the ball meant to measure?

[Josh]

All kinds of stuff.

[Chick]

Well, you can see he's an expert in this.

[Christy]

I'm so glad you brought this to us this morning.

[Josh]

I just know Chick's supposed to the electronics and baseball. Yeah, I am just.

[Willie]

I mean. But you don't need a chip to know that the ball went through the net.

[Chick]

Well, let's check it.

[Willie]

I mean, maybe if it goes outside of out of bounds in some way.

[Josh]

They're currently using it to help with practice and to help their shots.

[Chick]

No stop.

[Josh]

Arcs.

[Christy]

Don't joke with arcs.

[Josh]

And the release of the speed. I find the actual article for you and you know what I found for.

[Chick]

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[Josh]

Thank you very much. They're called smart basketballs and they use metrics to evaluate shooting arc, ball rotation, dribble force and shot accuracy. What's your dribble force, John?

[Willie]

It depends on how drunk I am.

[Josh]

These balls use Bluetooth to sync with companion apps and they say they're about a year away from the NBA.

[Willie]

Sounds like it might be a good practice tool. Hey, my arc would have been better if I could have applied a bit more.

[Chick]

Keep it out of the game. Yeah.

[Josh]

Well, thank you very much. We have a lot to get to, as you can see in here, including letters. You can reach us Bob and [e-mail] listener mail here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios where we are the Bob and Tom show. Bombas makes the most comfortable socks, underwear and T shirts. Warning, Bombas are so absurdly comfortable, you may throw out all your other clothes. Sorry, do we legally have to say that? No, this is just how I talk. And I really love my Bombas. They do feel that good. And they do good too. One item purchased equals one item donated.

[Ace]

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[Josh]

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[Chick]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold, Christy Lee, Willie Griswold, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. We're in the o'reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think o'reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Josh]

I gotta get over there. I gotta get my new windshield wipers.

[Ace]

I gotta get a battery. I'm doing that this week.

[Josh]

When you use one of those nicks in your windshield wiper and then you get that stripe going every time it.

[Chick]

Etches the windshield, I think if you let it go longer, you think it would.

[Willie]

Boy.

[Josh]

Oh, no. I've. I've seen this.

[Willie]

It's happened. Yeah.

[Josh]

Now I've heard tell.

[Chick]

I have never seen it. Tell me about the time you saw.

[Josh]

Where was I? I had a day of nothing planned, writes Judy. Yeah, she said I Judy in disguise.

[Willie]

Big booty Judy.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Ace]

Well, thanks for writing.

[Josh]

Well, Judy.

[Chick]

No, I can't back it up.

[Josh]

Force. They didn't use your last name, them cakes.

[Willie]

It's Aronson.

[Josh]

No, it's the same as a famous city.

[Willie]

Oh, Judy.

[Chick]

Tucson. And good morning, Tucson.

[Josh]

Judy Dabou from Albuquerque.

[Willie]

See how long we can keep Judy Dabouti from Djibouti.

[Christy]

I like that. I really like that.

[Josh]

What language do they speak in Djibouti?

[Willie]

Gibberish.

[Josh]

But they spell it, right, right? Dg. Okay, I'm sorry.

[Chick]

How is Djibouti spelled?

[Willie]

It's like DJ Isn't it?

[Josh]

There's a D in there somewhere.

[Christy]

No one really.

[Josh]

It's like you sit here, it's like it's silent. Like the G and G league. Yeah, we discussed earlier.

[Chick]

Or G. Lee. I'm sorry.

[Josh]

I had a day of nothing planned. Right. The lovely Judy.

[Chick]

How about that?

[Josh]

I binge watched the new show, Leanne. We spoke to Leanne Morgan the other day. Absolutely loved it. The cast is amazing. Another hit for Chuck Lorre.

[Willie]

Oh, good. Good to hear.

[Josh]

This is interesting. Judy is from Frankenmuth, Michigan.

[Willie]

Merry Christmas to you.

[Chick]

Yeah, Christmas year round.

[Josh]

But when I was a kid.

[Chick]

Must be amazing.

[Josh]

We would always drive by the signs for Frankenmuth because, I mean, I was little and it always scared me because I was terrified of Frankenstein and I. That was close enough.

[Ace]

So you thought Frankenstein lived there?

[Willie]

Or at least his cow.

[Josh]

If you think I'm dumb now. When I was little, I can remember hiding in the back of a. Of the car in Harbor Springs because I was afraid that since we had out of state state plates, we were. People were going to come kill us.

[Chick]

Hey. Hey, Sal. What's. What's he doing now? He thinks of Frankenstein's and Frankenville. Oh, God.

[Josh]

I was dumb as a child and I've managed to maintain that. Congratulations.

[Ace]

Because you had out of state plates, people were going to kill you.

[Christy]

I remember paranoia.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Remember the Simpsons episode? They had a store that was every day was Christmas and Marge went in.

[Josh]

And said, oh, every day's Christmas.

[Chick]

This must be amazing. And the guy working there goes, please kill me.

[Josh]

Every day. A real quick note here, Willie G. Yeah, speaking of other states, Willie G. Columbus, Ohio. Go to don't tell comedy.com to find out exactly where.

[Christy]

Yeah, tonight and tomorrow in Columbus. Gonna be a fun time.

[Chick]

Come hang, guys.

[Josh]

It'll be cool. No, I've got more letters, but I think you have one over there.

[Chick]

You said dear Bob and top show yesterday, Tom offered a pair of his socks to replace the pair that Josh got soaked walking into the building.

[Willie]

That's right.

[Josh]

Gesture.

[Chick]

During the offer, you asked Josh, you asked, what's the difference between a pair of socks worn by me and a pair worn by Tom? There wasn't an answer. But Ron has a couple of observations from what I've gathered. Ron says, Tom, socks have the tops trimmed off, smothered and bleached, doused in gold, Bond medicated powder and include his socks are the benefits of a classical educator. So you'd have that going for you?

[Josh]

No, I keep. I've got extra shirts, underwear, extra pants.

[Ace]

What do you got going on the.

[Chick]

Third largest men's warehouse in this area.

[Josh]

Every once in a while, you know, you need to. You. If you've never had an incident, you need a new underwear.

[Chick]

Now do you have.

[Josh]

No.

[Chick]

You have your shoes on today?

[Willie]

I do, yeah.

[Chick]

Okay. You were gonna. You said you were gonna make that your thing, walking around in sock feet.

[Willie]

I. I'm still tempted. I feel like they're a little confined right now.

[Ace]

Pair of slippers here maybe?

[Willie]

I do have a pair of slippers here.

[Christy]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie]

I wore some of those yesterday too.

[Chick]

I like that.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah. Because you have your own office.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Josh]

So you could keep a little. Couple shirts and some pants and.

[Willie]

Yeah, I've got clothes in there, but they're mostly costume pieces from around the. From the years. Silly robes and stuff.

[Josh]

Miniature cowboy hats.

[Chick]

No judgment.

[Josh]

But you.

[Chick]

You cross dress, don't you? Every now and then. Do you feel like a girl?

[Willie]

I don't call it cross dressing. I call it putting on my real skin. So.

[Josh]

Fair enough.

[Willie]

I wish you would eventually see me.

[Josh]

You remember the story of. The story of Len.

[Willie]

Oh, yeah. Your co worker.

[Josh]

My co worker.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And in Florida.

[Ace]

Yep.

[Josh]

Did you ever hear the story this.

[Christy]

The guy that fell asleep while he was working. No, that's a different guy.

[Josh]

No, that was. That was a different guy. That was funny.

[Christy]

Okay.

[Ace]

This is the guy who not like Len Lynn's sad and got arrested, didn't he?

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah. It was in Deland, Florida.

[Ace]

The land.

[Josh]

Yeah. Oh, because it's. It's right near to sea. Oh, thank you.

[Chick]

Didn't he wear like a size 15 women's shoe or something?

[Josh]

No, no. He was a very, very slender fellow. Nice guy, terrific on the air, delicate. And he was one of our part timers. And I got a phone call from the police department.

[Chick]

Weren't you the pd?

[Josh]

Yes, I was the program director. Which is. Which was really a joke. But yeah, they. They had arrested him and he. He Was in women's clothing.

[Willie]

And was that the first time you knew that? Was that your finding out that.

[Josh]

Yeah, and I didn't care. I mean, of course not, whatever you're into.

[Ace]

But was he arrested because he was wearing women's clothing or something else going on?

[Josh]

Yeah, and. Yeah, who knows? I don't know the details, but yeah. But anyway, we got him out and he and his wife knew all about it. He was married and he and his wife were the same size stuff, so.

[Ace]

Oh, nice.

[Josh]

Convenient.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

If you. If you have an unusual proclivity. So that. Is that a way to word the truth? Not being pejorative?

[Willie]

I don't think so.

[Chick]

Double the wardrobe right there.

[Josh]

Okay, very good. Yeah. So that nice enough guy. No, the guy that fell asleep. Willie, I don't know if you know this, but back in the day with vinyl records, when they would reach the end, they'd kind of go thump. Yeah, thump, thump. And I lived across the bay from the station that I was supposedly the program director of. And I hopped in my car and I heard this thumping noise. Oh. Oh, boy. And it was like a 40 minute drive to Petoskey or whatever it was. So I called the cops and I said, hey, could you do me a favor? Because I knew the guys and they drove over to the station. There was a window right there by the. By the. The air booth. And they got the guy, he gets there and he sees this guy with his head on the. On the. On the counter. And it turns, he thought he's either dead or asleep.

[Ace]

Right.

[Chick]

The minus of a street level studio.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah. Yes. And he bangs on the window and the guy, of course wakes up and that was. That was the end of the story. Nothing. Nothing horrible. Like if he'd been dead.

[Ace]

Haven't we all fallen asleep on the overnights?

[Chick]

Come on.

[Josh]

I think I fall asleep on this show while touring.

[Chick]

I'm sound asleep right now.

[Christy]

Took a nap during that story.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Now we have more letters and Chick McGee is the man to him.

[Chick]

Well, okay. Dear Bob and Tom show, A while ago you guys had a short discussion about whether or not sardines are a fish or a canned fish.

[Willie]

Okay. Yeah, a while ago that did that. Actually, anytime we talk about sardines, that debate comes up.

[Chick]

Yeah, they are both. You're all idiots. Oh, that's from Sam.

[Willie]

They are both.

[Chick]

That's what he said is respectfully. Respectfully and with love, you're idiot.

[Josh]

Is it? What is it? What's the nuanced different is there's no such Thing as a sardine, but it's just a type of.

[Chick]

Yeah, we're fish parts. And they.

[Ace]

I don't know.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

No, but they look like little fishies, right?

[Chick]

Yes, I think they.

[Willie]

Sometimes they're headless though. It depends on what you get.

[Chick]

You like eating the heads, don't you?

[Willie]

No, the sardines I'll occasionally get. Do not have them.

[Chick]

You know, I don't like getting a fish no matter how nice the restaurant is with a fish with a head on it.

[Ace]

I don't either.

[Willie]

Yeah, I prefer not to. To have to stare it in the eyes.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Willie]

Dead gelatinous eye.

[Chick]

Dad's dead, right?

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Josh]

You saw the one I got. I ordered fish and chips in London, England a few weeks ago. I was visiting my sister and the. The thing came and it had a head and the tail was wrapped around in its mouth with these sharp teeth. And the fish was hidious. Who knows but the chips. The chips were like give this to.

[Chick]

The yank out there. He was won't. It won't mind.

[Josh]

There was like four of them. I mean it was really kind of a gyp there.

[Willie]

Yeah, that's.

[Josh]

Sorry, I can't say that again. Sorry I forgot Gypsies are going to.

[Willie]

Pull up in their weird wagon or.

[Christy]

Whatever, start beating their drums.

[Chick]

They have touch my th.

[Willie]

Try to sell me a bracelet.

[Christy]

Do you have to barter with them? Is that their whole thing?

[Willie]

Oh, you never barter with a gym.

[Josh]

I mean.

[Christy]

Next thing you know I'm giving you you cranberries for some hummus.

[Willie]

I don't know what's going on.

[Josh]

Sorry, I meant to say whatever the.

[Ace]

Are there still gypsies out there?

[Willie]

I think so.

[Josh]

I think isn't. What is the term Traveler?

[Christy]

I think if that's. My sister in law corrected me on this. If you're from the. The English based you're a traveler. And then there's also like Damascan travelers that go into your name.

[Josh]

Okay. The point is I was rooked. Is that okay?

[Willie]

I thought. Yeah, rooked is okay. I think so.

[Josh]

I thought because when you get fishboard. Yeah. Fish and chips is supposed to be fren fries and you know, battered pieces of fish.

[Willie]

You were at two too fancy a restaurant for that. They really didn't look too fancy. Yeah, that's not what you want.

[Josh]

Did you see that thing?

[Chick]

Yes.

[Josh]

It was hideous looking. It was terrifying.

[Christy]

Oh yeah. Josh nailed it. It's because you guys went to a nice place you want to go to like a street vendor.

[Ace]

Yeah. Food truck dude.

[Willie]

That was their Fancy version.

[Chick]

Or a pub. Like a pub? Yeah, Go to a pub.

[Christy]

That's like ordering a Philly cheesesteak at a steakhouse and being disappointed. Right. You can't just choose.

[Willie]

Yeah. You want the Mess.

[Christy]

Sometimes the $12 version is the better version.

[Chick]

Of course.

[Josh]

Yeah. You missed this, Willie, after you left, when we were out in Colorado, we went over to the Rocky Mountain Tacos in Minturn. How'd that go? It was the best. It was great.

[Ace]

Did they have Rocky Mountain oysters on your tacos?

[Josh]

I didn't.

[Chick]

Did you eat balls?

[Tom]

He ate balls.

[Josh]

He's a ball eater. I've had him.

[Tom]

A ball eater.

[Willie]

Have you guys had him?

[Josh]

No.

[Chick]

They're good.

[Willie]

There's a place in Oklahoma City called Cattlemen. It's a famous steakhouse and they. They serve them up and they're delicious. Delicious.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

But again, that's because.

[Chick]

That's because of the ranch and the.

[Willie]

Fact that they were fried and I was dunking them in.

[Josh]

Yeah. Ranch dressing cocktail sauce. Yes. And they're breaded in the essence of fat.

[Willie]

But they tasted like. Well, I'm sure.

[Chick]

Man.

[Willie]

Boy, the protein part of it itself tasted good.

[Chick]

Christy and I had alligator. That way it was deep fried and ranch. It was delicious.

[Josh]

The deep frying seafood season with state fairs everywhere.

[Willie]

Oh, sure is.

[Josh]

Oh, boy. Always deep frying something new now, coming up, we have some sporting news. We have some more letters. We have music from the Black Moods live in the studio. Coming up a little bit later on today. We'll certainly look forward to that. But right now we check in with Mr. McGee.

[Chick]

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[Josh]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. Coming up, a question for Willie.

[Christy]

What you got?

[Josh]

I'm going to surprise you with this, okay? I think you'll probably get it.

[Chick]

Why won't you call your father? What's the problem?

[Josh]

You just got to push the buttons. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning, even though we're.

[Chick]

Not too much to look at.

[Josh]

You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel. Jim Rome takes on sports. Why? Because you're not playing me with rapid fire. Takes. Y' all went from the super bowl straight to the toilet bowl. He's not over the NFL. The NFL, fellas, over him.

[Christy]

Scorching debates.

[Josh]

All the good, all the bad, all the ups, all the downs.

[Chick]

He's the spitfire of sports.

[Josh]

Smack. Sorry for what I said because it was appropriate when I said it, but I can't say it anymore. Dude, you are killing the game.

[Chick]

The Jim Rome show podcast.

[Josh]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Man. Thank you very much.

[Chick]

I don't believe anything you're saying.

[Tom]

Hi.

[Chick]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Ace]

Hi.

[Chick]

Willie Griswold's here.

[Josh]

Hey, good morning.

[Chick]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Willie]

Hi, there.

[Chick]

Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Did I say that? I think I might have. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Willie]

It's worth repeating.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick]

What. What kind of golf shirt you got over there? Is that like a pale blue or pale purple or. I can't see.

[Willie]

Yeah, I mean, your game is. You remember the term glow up we learned from Al Jackson? You have in the last two, three weeks, a real glow up.

[Chick]

How about Tom's glow up?

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Well, thank you.

[Christy]

No, it looks like he got Bob Barker's stylist. It's not much of a relative to what it was.

[Chick]

Right.

[Ace]

At least he's added color to it.

[Chick]

I'll take it.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Are we counting that as really good?

[Josh]

This is. This is a Sid Mashburn. This is a nice.

[Chick]

First of all, I love Sid. He's amazing. Have you seen the shoes Sid has? Oh, very nice.

[Josh]

They're very nice.

[Chick]

Oh, very nice.

[Ace]

Yesterday, he was wearing a dark Purple. It was very pretty.

[Chick]

That was a pretty shirt. That was a good shirt.

[Josh]

Really? I. I'd kind of given up on that one.

[Ace]

Why? I'm not sure somebody didn't like it.

[Josh]

No, no, no, no.

[Chick]

Now, despite the fact you've lost, like, I don't know, £40 years, are you still rocking the double X's, or you finally decided on really hot days?

[Josh]

I like. I like the real loose ones.

[Chick]

I know you do.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Willie]

No, he likes to be able to step over a grate in Marilyn Monroe.

[Tom]

Those are my nipples.

[Josh]

If they ever done a male version of that, that has to have been done.

[Willie]

Kind of funny. Like a Scottish guy and a kilt.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Big fan already.

[Willie]

Something.

[Josh]

Oh, that would be. That's the way to do it. With a guy in a kilt.

[Willie]

Hey, maybe in the new Naked Gun that comes out today.

[Chick]

Oh, yes, I've heard that. It's very fun.

[Willie]

It's got, like a 93 on rotten tomatoes, so. And I was already excited.

[Josh]

Yeah. And we had a chance to talk with one of the. I guess one of the bad guys in the movie, Danny Houston. Terrific chat with him. It'll probably show up somewhere on our YouTube channel.

[Ace]

I just love Liam Neeson, too, so whatever. He.

[Josh]

Yeah, he's.

[Chick]

God, I like Liam Neeson with him fighting wolves and being on trains and shooting up things and Taken and all that. He's done a bunch of those movies.

[Ace]

Right.

[Josh]

But isn't it. Isn't the key to these movies is that the.

[Willie]

You get that guy.

[Josh]

Yeah, you get the guy. That's totally. I mean, the first dry delivery. Yeah. The first airplane. They had to tell some of those actors, no, no, don't play it for laughs. Play it straight. And then everyone will figure out.

[Ace]

And it works.

[Chick]

They really had to talk to Peter Graves because he looked at the script and he. I can't say this to a small child, but they said, no, no, it's going to be great. Turned out that.

[Ace]

Is that theater only or is that on Netflix?

[Chick]

Do we know theater?

[Willie]

Naked Gun. Yeah, Theater.

[Ace]

Okay.

[Josh]

Now, Willie, we were discussing this, and I. I don't bring this up for any special reason, but are you familiar with the term bogarting?

[Christy]

Yeah. As in regard. Like bogarting. A joint.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah. We were having problems with that. Because it's a singer, right?

[Christy]

Something Bogard.

[Willie]

No, actor. An actor.

[Christy]

Oh, an actor.

[Josh]

Humphrey. Humphrey.

[Christy]

Okay. I didn't know what it was referencing.

[Josh]

And Ms. Hooker had never seen any of his movies. I don't think you have either. Black and white for the most part.

[Ace]

Casablanca. You've never seen that?

[Christy]

I've never seen Casablanca.

[Josh]

Casablanca, the Maltese Falcon, whatever.

[Christy]

What?

[Josh]

Maltese Falcon. Great movie.

[Christy]

I've not seen that one.

[Ace]

African Queen.

[Christy]

I have not seen African Queen.

[Josh]

In any event, Bogart, of course, famous for smoking. And I wanted to know what the current parlance was in the cannabis community for hanging onto the joint too long and not sharing it.

[Chick]

What happened to hogging? Hey, stop hogging that, man.

[Willie]

I think that's totally fine.

[Chick]

Is that okay?

[Josh]

Sure, sure.

[Willie]

I mean, in anything.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

We got a letter here from Nicholas who says, we'll say sing into the mic, Whitney.

[Willie]

I love that. So the guy's standing there, not putting the joint to his mouth, just holding it.

[Christy]

Oh, that's great.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Willie]

Singing to the mic, Whitney.

[Christy]

That's a real fun one.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Christy]

One that I've said, I think, in here before that I like. And it's not about this necessarily, but when you're smoking a joint and for whatever reason, it's burning more on one end than the other, you look at it and you go, man, this thing's running like a track star. And the first time I heard that, I laughed until the end of the joint. I thought it was so funny. I'm gonna sit this one at you guys. I need to keep laughing at that.

[Josh]

And then this other he says. Or we would say, check 1, 2, check, 1, 2. Suggesting that they're just holding the microphone. Does that make sense?

[Willie]

Yes.

[Josh]

Okay, well, if anyone has any more of these, feel free to send them to us. Bob and tomobandtom.com, we'd love your input on whatever topic you're talking about. I did talk about my adventure in the dispensary.

[Christy]

How'd that go?

[Josh]

Well, I called you.

[Ace]

I thought you said he called you.

[Josh]

I called you, and then, remember, I hung up very quickly when the guy started yelling at me. You can't make phone calls in here, sir.

[Ace]

Why aren't you allowed to make phone calls in a dispenser?

[Josh]

Because.

[Chick]

Why can't you put billboards up about casinos? I don't know. I don't know any of these. I don't know the answers to this. If you're going to a casino in the southern part of the state we're sitting in, there's. It's. There's no billboard three, three miles from here, two months. It's just. Bam, there it is.

[Josh]

Yeah, a lot. A lot of regulation.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah, I. We communicated. We communicated via text.

[Chick]

Children. Children might see it.

[Christy]

What did you end up getting it Was actually. It's very nice. When I was a kid. Not a kid. I was like. When I was, like, at school in Boulder, freshman in college, right? We'd go on these ski trips, and I would always bring weed and go through so much work to hide. Hide it from my dad and hide it from everybody. I thought, that's a respectful thing to do. And now it's just weird that it's more socially acceptable now. And so I got in a later flight, and I was, like, waiting to board my plane. My dad texted, hey, we're going to the dispensary. Can I get you anything? I was like, am I going to tell my dad what to buy from the drug dealer right now? This feels crazy. This feels so inappropriate.

[Josh]

But it was just. It was very short message. I went up to the. I've learned they call them the bud 10.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Which I didn't know.

[Ace]

So why were you going there if Willie wasn't with you?

[Josh]

Because we were. I had rented a car.

[Ace]

Do you have. You want to tell us?

[Christy]

There might be other adults in our family that like to indulge a little bit.

[Ace]

There were other people.

[Josh]

Yes, I. I know. I rented a Suburban. It was the. And actually, I.

[Chick]

What did you get for Sam?

[Josh]

I pulled into.

[Christy]

Now Sam just looks like he smokes a bunch of weed. I promise he doesn't.

[Willie]

He has.

[Christy]

Too bad.

[Willie]

His wife. His wife. His wife.

[Josh]

There's a Starbucks and. With a Silver Thorn.

[Chick]

Yeah, if I was married to Sam, I'd smoke weed.

[Josh]

And there's. I looked across.

[Chick]

Hey, look over there.

[Josh]

Anyway, that was quite an adventure.

[Willie]

Did you know there was a Starbucks in Silverthorne?

[Chick]

You know, I had just returned from Paris and I was heading to Vail.

[Josh]

I was in London.

[Chick]

What? I. I really miss Starbucks.

[Willie]

And I thought, thank God there was one in Silverthorne.

[Chick]

No, thank God.

[Josh]

I hadn't eaten.

[Chick]

And the clientele. Impeccable.

[Josh]

Now, let's move forward here. I'm sorry you make fun of him.

[Christy]

But if you're on a road trip anywhere in this country and you need a coffee, you call him. He'll know what exit it is off of.

[Willie]

Oh, I have no doubt.

[Christy]

Hey, I'm halfway through Michigan. Where can I get a coffee? Ooh, there's a great big be. If you get off in Frank.

[Chick]

I don't care what it is. Addiction's not funny. And he is addicted.

[Josh]

You know, and then one of my new laws, if I were ever to become president, would be that if you are on a freeway and you got a sign For a restaurant or a coffee shop or a gas station. It better be close to the road.

[Christy]

Yep, yep.

[Josh]

I hate getting off. And seven miles that way. Oh great. I'll, I'll be an hour later.

[Ace]

And it's inside a Kroger or something.

[Josh]

Yeah. You know, that happened.

[Willie]

They really should, they really should tell you that one.

[Christy]

And then you're just in a random Kroger in a different city.

[Chick]

You know, it's not that big a.

[Willie]

Deal, but it is.

[Josh]

No, it's just weird.

[Christy]

Like walking past like full watermelons, being like, I'm just buying a coffee.

[Willie]

Yeah. Do I want a California roll?

[Josh]

So weird. Yeah, I just wanted a cappuccino. I don't want all this stuff.

[Willie]

I've always wanted to.

[Ace]

The parking, I know it out.

[Josh]

Yeah. Godwin and I were driving, just, let's see, just west of Toledo and we saw the sign, Starbucks.

[Chick]

Oh great.

[Josh]

So we get off the road and you know, three miles later, we're in a Kroger parking lot. I just looked at him and said, no, I'm not going in there.

[Christy]

This is such a you thing. Yesterday I was in a CVS across town, a different CVS than I usually go to. And I walked in, I wanted to tell the manager, do you know everything's in the wrong place by the way? The way they do it over there. They really got it going on over there.

[Willie]

Hey, listen, I, I, you really messed this one up. Did you not read the blueprint?

[Josh]

Wouldn't you think there'd be a universal. Wouldn't they have figured out okay when people walk in, they're going to buy the most candy if we put it here.

[Chick]

And there's a documentary about that grocery store sign.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Willie]

And the thing with the CVS's and the wall, sometimes it's just to the left and sometimes it's to the right. And sometimes it, sometimes it's, it is a free for it seems like it.

[Christy]

Had stationary next to candy. I wanted to scream.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Christy]

No clue what was going on.

[Chick]

For those of us who've worked in grocery stores or whatever, overnight stocking. I mean, there's a reason you have to bring all the, you have to face the shelves or whatever they call that. Bring the cans up to the front.

[Josh]

And the things that eye level. That's usually where they make their money.

[Chick]

The big time brands. Yep.

[Willie]

I did it in the green room yesterday and I asked Jess if I was insane. Cause she, she typically stocks our green room. But we had some new Java House boxes come in and she was about to pour in some pods. And do we keep them in a big plastic tote?

[Ace]

Right.

[Christy]

Oh, no, I know.

[Josh]

There it is.

[Christy]

I steal them when I leave.

[Josh]

The big advantages of that.

[Willie]

And there were like six pods in the tote still before we were going to pour. And I took those out and poured the cardboard box full of pods into the tote and then put those six on top.

[Christy]

Yeah. So those get eaten.

[Willie]

So those get. Exactly. And even though they'd stay fresh for long, you know what I mean? And I go, am I crazy? She goes, no, no. I do the exact same thing. And I think it comes from, like Chick said, years of working. That's what we used to have to do with the candy.

[Chick]

Being aware of.

[Josh]

Do you. When you go into a drugstore and you need something and you don't know where it is, do you do the great circle tour of the store on your own?

[Willie]

I become an asker.

[Josh]

Or do you go up and ask?

[Willie]

Yeah, I've really saved a lot of. I think I've shaved three months a year off my.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah. But I kind of hesitate. Cause don't you find that the pharmacists who are working hard, hard doing important work.

[Willie]

I don't bother them.

[Ace]

Why would you bother them?

[Josh]

They don't want to be bothered with. And by the way, where do I get the Metamucil?

[Christy]

You ask the other guy.

[Ace]

Yeah, you ask the guy that work in there.

[Chick]

I liked it when the pharmacist was up on a pedestal like you are here in the studio.

[Willie]

I like it too.

[Chick]

Extra, like two or three feet.

[Josh]

Oh yeah. The white coat that buttoned on the side.

[Chick]

I like that.

[Willie]

Yeah. They deserve the respect.

[Josh]

And we found out why they used to button on the side and what was it for? Blood loss or something. Remember that? What?

[Ace]

What?

[Willie]

Yeah, somebody told us why those things.

[Josh]

You know what we're talking about, Willie? Instead of having the buttons go down. Yeah.

[Christy]

Like the kind of Napoleon style job.

[Willie]

Or whatever the hell.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah. And I. I'll have to look up and find out what I thought it.

[Christy]

Was getting surgical prepping and you didn't want your hands.

[Willie]

The thing that bothers me most about the pharmacist is they're really stingy with those free samples. I can barely get anything out of.

[Christy]

Them, especially with the pain meds.

[Chick]

I know exactly where they are. I'll walk right back there and grab them. 1, 2, 3.

[Josh]

What do you mean there's no F in morphine? No wonder. No wonder I can't find it.

[Willie]

Whatever. Peter, I Can't get half a zany.

[Josh]

Oh.

[Chick]

Big pharmacy, man.

[Josh]

Does the Costco pharmacy just give you three times the amount?

[Christy]

That's such a good joke. That is so funny.

[Josh]

Wow.

[Christy]

Z pack. They gave me 50.

[Chick]

They ask you now. My CVS app is like, do you want to just a month or 3? 3 month.

[Willie]

Yeah, the 90 days.

[Chick]

The 90 days is, is the way to go.

[Josh]

I.

[Christy]

It's truly. That changed my life. I asked my doctor. Yeah, we can do that. It's the best thing I've ever done.

[Chick]

90 days and you don't, you know, don't have to mess with it every month.

[Willie]

Behaving or something.

[Josh]

There's no.

[Christy]

That's not what it is. It's my anti seizure medicine.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah. No, in 90 days of my med runs out about 17 days, but yeah.

[Josh]

This is the Cialis.

[Chick]

Yes. Because in my lonely, lonely life, it's for per erection.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

On the occasion that I might have an erect. Just makes me feel a little better about being alone.

[Willie]

Like it would split like a hot dog in a microwave.

[Chick]

Doc, did I use too many?

[Ace]

I can't find an answer to your question. So good luck. You, you, you.

[Chick]

What does Pardo say? Nothing's coming out now but a whistle.

[Josh]

Well, now a couple quick items of note. The blue moods. The blue. Sorry, the black moods. The black moods.

[Chick]

You're right. They're now the blue moons.

[Christy]

Sorry, did you say blue moons?

[Willie]

At first he said moods, but he.

[Chick]

Said he had because he always has blue moons.

[Christy]

He wanted to blame the graphic design.

[Josh]

So bad, that is.

[Christy]

And he looked and realized that it.

[Chick]

Does say blue moons would have been a much better name.

[Josh]

I'm just glad it looks like it says the block Moves.

[Willie]

I'm just glad you didn't confuse it with another band and called them the Moody Blacks.

[Ace]

On that note, that's a great.

[Josh]

Well, that'd be. That'd be a fun parody film, wouldn't it? Now, where was it? Oh, I was Willie G tonight. And tomorrow go to don't tell comedy.com for Columbus, Ohio.

[Christy]

Yeah, this weekend gonna be fun.

[Josh]

All right. We got a lot of other cool stuff coming up when we come Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

Want to share a letter or comment?

[Josh]

Our email is Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom Dot com.

[Ace]

Oh, man.

[Chick]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. That's the black boots in the background.

[Tom]

Look at this.

[Chick]

Push that loud rock and roll.

[Josh]

Do it.

[Chick]

Infernal. We're live in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Josh]

Hi.

[Chick]

Willie Griswold's here.

[Christy]

Hey, buddy.

[Chick]

There's Josh Arnold N. Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello. Tom, introduce our special guest, will you?

[Josh]

The band the Black Moods has joined us. And wow. A lot more handsome than you used to be. Oh, must be the new guy on the bas. Brendan McBride. Hey, Brendan. Good to have you here. Thank you so much for coming. I've heard great things about you and your music as well.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Josh]

Chico Diaz is on the drums. I can see him right there. There's a hands.

[Chick]

How long you been spinning? Spinning the drumsticks there? You just did that?

[Christy]

Yeah, all night, bro.

[Chick]

You just had that. Wow.

[Josh]

That's. All night, bro. You do that. Nice. That's your rock and roll answer, Chico.

[Chick]

That's how I sleep. That's right.

[Josh]

You know the old joke. What's the last thing a drummer says before he gets kicked out of the band? Hey, fellas, I wrote some songs. It's an old joke.

[Willie]

I don't. I don't mind. Octopus's Garden, Ringo Star.

[Christy]

You don't mind it, but do you see. Get out.

[Chick]

Flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat.

[Josh]

Josh Kennedy is on the guitar. Bobby's brother and Bobby Jr. He's not that old.

[Chick]

You know, they're making a movie about Caroline and John Kennedy Jr.

[Ace]

It's not good.

[Chick]

What's the name of it?

[Josh]

Have you seen it? No.

[Ace]

I mean, it's all about. They're saying they had cocaine addiction.

[Chick]

Ryan Murphy's doing it.

[Josh]

If it's about AFK Jr. I believe it's called I Should have Driven.

[Willie]

Next time we're taking a train.

[Ace]

Have you seen that, though? That?

[Josh]

It's.

[Ace]

She had a real bad cocaine problem.

[Chick]

You and your sister.

[Josh]

Who doesn't?

[Chick]

You know what?

[Ace]

Yeah, well, back in the day. Josh, you're right. There are a lot of people.

[Chick]

John Kennedy Jr. If you guys. If you and your sister don't shut up. Crashing this plane into the b. Shut up.

[Josh]

And how we got on that topic. I blame myself.

[Chick]

Well, Kennedy.

[Josh]

Hey, fellas. Great seeing you. You guys ready to play a song for us? Yeah, we have a new single out that'd be cool if we could do it. Okay, you can do it. Do you want to do it right now or you going to give. You had time to tune up and everything?

[Willie]

They're good.

[Josh]

Yeah. Okay, let's go. Let's. What's it called? Rock and roll.

[Tom]

It's called Suit Yourself.

[Josh]

I Think you like it. All right.

[Chick]

He's high as F. I was waiting.

[Josh]

What was going to happen after Josh. Now he's. You're. I should point this out. You're wearing a. What's that shirt called?

[Chick]

A tank top, you incredible lunatic.

[Josh]

I was gonna say a black wife beater.

[Chick]

Once again, Josh, I don't know if you know this, but Tom is Ike for sure. Tom is. Tom is an alien. And he's always trying to talk to regular earthlings. So he comes off as. What is the name of that shirt you are wearing?

[Josh]

Yes, Kelly said to me last night. Why does it always seem like you guys just got dropped in from another planet?

[Chick]

I don't know.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Anyway.

[Christy]

Loving things.

[Josh]

No, I'm just. I. I'm making an important future segue here.

[Chick]

I bet you are.

[Josh]

That is in fact a tank top coming up. Thank you for explaining that. Coming up, we have deodorant in the news.

[Tom]

You just can't.

[Ace]

You know what?

[Chick]

Not pre.

[Josh]

Josh had.

[Tom]

We got a live band he had.

[Willie]

Picked to string and we.

[Josh]

We stopped.

[Chick]

Well, you know what we have to do is talk about deodorant. We're going to be. That' to be coming up now.

[Josh]

Wait. It's an important deodorant story.

[Tom]

Shut up.

[Josh]

Okay, I'm waiting. This new tune is. It's called Suit yourself.

[Chick]

Suit yourself.

[Josh]

It's a radio right now.

[Chick]

That's right.

[Willie]

That's the name of a new now it's Suit yourself. It's not about giving yourself stitches.

[Chick]

Suture.

[Willie]

Suit Yourself. Yeah.

[Josh]

Oh, that'd be weird.

[Christy]

Okay.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Chick]

We don't need you doing that, John.

[Josh]

Remember, we're not high. They've been up. Okay, guys, let's hit. Let's hear it. Go ahead. Okay, let's. Let's see what this goes.

[Tom]

Well, I'm on the run I'm on a mission oh, can you hear me and are you listening? It's all I want it's intercession and it's so good. It's an obsession yeah, you know that it's true it's all about you it's always about you. Well, I'm just a submarine lost at sea sinking in your hell you don't have to trapped with me do what's you need to you just suit yourself yeah, I'm lost and mistless and so far behind out in the distance and value alive in this condition it's all I want this life is vicious you know that it's true it's all about you you it's always about you. I. Mr. Submarine, lost at sea, sinking in your hell. You don't have to travel with me. Do what you need, do you just suit yourself. I'm on the run. I'm on a mission. It's solid gold and I'm just a lost at sea. Say, K, in your health. You don't have to drive with me. Do what you need to. You just suit yourself. I'll do what you need to. You just suit yourself.

[Josh]

Yes, sir. The black moods, that's called suit yourself. And we're gonna let the guys come down. What is that called? Come. Come down from your high. What is the parallel clouds over up? Yeah. Okay, good. We have. We have, of course, Java House coffee on the way. We'll be checking in with you guys in just a few minutes. Thank you very much.

[Chick]

Thanks, guys.

[Josh]

Coming up, we have deodorant in the news.

[Chick]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get back to that.

[Josh]

Well, I mean, I remember Josh had a deodorant crisis.

[Chick]

I think you have that now, don't you? Or is it over here?

[Willie]

No, Jess Hooker stole it.

[Chick]

Oh. It's like sage or something.

[Josh]

Now do you want to explain what I'm talking about? Yeah.

[Willie]

Every now and again, every few years, my deodorant just quits. It just. My body, it just.

[Josh]

No longer. Is this a real thing in the world of biology, it happens.

[Ace]

It happened to me.

[Chick]

It happens to a lot of people. A lot of people.

[Josh]

It's like when you're taking a certain medication, after a while it doesn't work.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Willie]

Efficacy.

[Josh]

Did you ever call it bomb?

[Willie]

What? Deodorant?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Willie]

No.

[Josh]

No. Anyone? No.

[Chick]

Never be plenty.

[Josh]

Once again, I'm relatable. That's a Dick Tracy reference.

[Chick]

Yes, it is. I speak fluent Tom. Right.

[Ace]

Do you use deodorant or antiperspirant?

[Willie]

I don't. I don't know. I think it's just deodorant. Yeah. I don't need antiperspirant per se.

[Chick]

I use antiperspirant.

[Ace]

I sweat like a man.

[Josh]

I don't. But I'm pretty anti everything I should use.

[Chick]

And I like the gel. I love.

[Ace]

Oh, I hate the gel.

[Chick]

I swear by the gel I use.

[Josh]

It's got to be room temperature, though.

[Chick]

No.

[Ace]

Where do you put your gel?

[Chick]

I don't care that.

[Christy]

Were you eating it in your car?

[Josh]

No.

[Chick]

Wait, you put it on the manifold.

[Josh]

To heat it up.

[Chick]

Is that what you're doing?

[Josh]

No. Wait till you hear about the new deodorant that involves a refrigerator. Okay.

[Chick]

Oh, all right. It's really weird as a joke.

[Josh]

No, you'll find out. It's a very odd story, really. Coming up, we'll hear again from the black Moods. Right now, I want to remind you about things going on in the future, and that is you're going to retire one of these days. Maybe it's way down the road, but you'll sleep easier tonight knowing that you've made arrangements for that time of your life because let's face it, Social Security is not going to cut it, if it even exists in 10 years. The stock market, up and down, up and down. And what do they call it, market volatility, I believe is the term. With the Silac Insurance Company, you can counter that volatility, volatility with something called an annuity. And it's recognized everywhere that the experts in annuities, the Silac Insurance Company, reliable payments coming your way when it's time to retire, designed to protect your retirement. Your nest egg. Your nest egg won't even crack, ladies and gentlemen. Get the details. See what a Silac annuity can do for you. Some restrictions apply. See if you're eligible. Learn more by going to silacins.com and by the way, that's spelled S I L, A C or just go to the Bob and Tom website. We've got a link right there to help you plan your future. You'll sleep better tonight knowing that many nights down the road you're going to be covered. So the Silac Insurance Company, an annuity plan on it and live on it. Coming up, we also have deodorant in the news, as I mentioned. And in sports, we have what in.

[Chick]

Sports, we've got the NFL preseason action started last night. And also the world, a world record that involves a lady of. Oh, she's a nun. There you go.

[Ace]

Lady of the cloth.

[Chick]

Lady. Lady of the cloth. Yeah.

[Josh]

Is that what they call it?

[Ace]

I just. No, I don't think so.

[Chick]

But Penguin, they could.

[Josh]

Yeah. Lady of the Cloth sounds like a deep cut on a Jethro Tull album.

[Willie]

Yes.

[Chick]

He didn't want to lady.

[Josh]

Sliding into Chris Bass.

[Willie]

Oh, you're a fan.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah. No, I do like.

[Willie]

No, I know you.

[Josh]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Baba Tom Show.

[Chick]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Willie Griswold, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. And Josh from the Black Moods was just in here and man, he smells great doesn't he, Chris?

[Ace]

Yeah, he really doesn't have a deodorant problem at all.

[Chick]

Not. I'm Chico. And Brandon, bass player guy, he. They both smell good. They smell good, as well. I don't want to single Josh.

[Willie]

Nothing foul about them.

[Chick]

No, no.

[Ace]

Are you expecting them to smell like stale alcohol?

[Chick]

No, I just.

[Josh]

No, no, no.

[Willie]

Maybe some of that sweet, sweet.

[Josh]

Smells like.

[Chick]

What did you say the other day?

[Josh]

The ashtray in the cannabis room of a tuna boat?

[Chick]

What you say the other day? I don't want to get sex. Not often enough. Everybody can tell I just got played or something.

[Willie]

Yeah, I don't want to have sex so infrequently that people can tell I. When I do have it.

[Christy]

You know what, buddy? I had a friend in college, and when he finally had it, total vibe shift. Everyone knew.

[Willie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh]

Like one of those priests that leaves the priesthood. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Willie]

Now I know what you were talking about. Why didn't somebody tell me?

[Josh]

Coming up, we have nuns in the news. We'll get some more music out of these guys in just a second. We're gonna give him a quick coffee break.

[Chick]

Nuns on the run.

[Josh]

And by the way, one real quick thing. Yeah, Josh, this came up in the news yesterday. I was previewing a story that I was gonna do today, but I'll have to do later in the week.

[Chick]

You don't do the stories, Christy.

[Josh]

About. About bell bottom pants. And I was asking if bell bottoms were making a comeback, and Christie said. Wait a minute. Josh Kennedy from the Black Mood still wears bell bottoms? They never gone out of style?

[Ace]

Nope.

[Josh]

So there you go. Anybody else own any bell bottoms?

[Ace]

I do. I own no. 3, 4, 5.

[Josh]

Christy, I've been trying to get in those bell bottoms. There we go.

[Chick]

Hey, Josh, you would not believe it. She came in here and took her jacket off after you guys were talking, and she's all sweaty.

[Willie]

Oh, boy, oh, boy.

[Josh]

I got that.

[Tom]

So I got the vapors.

[Chick]

I have the vapors. That Josh Kennedy is just to die for.

[Ace]

You know, my husband's coming in in.

[Josh]

A few minutes, Andy.

[Willie]

It's a fight.

[Chick]

Judge.

[Willie]

You bastard.

[Chick]

Two men in her. One.

[Josh]

Well, take a short break. We'll get back to you guys in just a few minutes. Right now we turn to the sports page.

[Willie]

I did something real fat this morning.

[Josh]

Go.

[Christy]

What you do?

[Willie]

And I made. Do it again. Just so you know. So I made some turkey sausage, some eggs, and I wanted a carb to go along with it.

[Chick]

Potato, potato.

[Willie]

I didn't have my normal toast.

[Ace]

Your Ezekiel bread.

[Willie]

But you know what I did have in my freezer?

[Chick]

Biscuits.

[Willie]

Because I had a craving for these like, a month ago. I only get these once every few years, but they really bring me back to my childhood. Do you remember Super Pretzel? The soft. The frozen soft pretzel that.

[Chick]

And it's like.

[Willie]

You can microwave. It just looks like a pretzel, but.

[Chick]

The box looks like a cartoon. And it's like a Super Pretzel.

[Josh]

Yeah. Yeah, right.

[Ace]

Is it like a real big pretzel like you get at a ball game?

[Willie]

No, it's. I don't. I don't know why they call it Super.

[Josh]

So it's like, how big is one of these things?

[Willie]

Your palm? About, you know, maybe your hand, your fingertips?

[Chick]

Standard pretzel shape.

[Willie]

Yep.

[Josh]

A lot of stuff. Salt on them.

[Willie]

You add your own salt. So you get them a little damp and put salt on them while you microwave them or after.

[Ace]

How do they soak up yolk? Do they do a good job?

[Willie]

I had scrambled eggs.

[Josh]

So do you shove the eggs right there in the pretzel part?

[Willie]

No, not at all. I just had it like. I had toast.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Willie]

And it was fantastic. The way that pretzel and sausage complement one another. It's a thing.

[Ace]

I don't think I've ever heard that.

[Christy]

And a lot of German foods.

[Willie]

Yeah, ex. Exactly. Everything was. It was terrific. So I recommend. Hey, instead of toast, maybe have a soft pretzel with your bacon and eggs.

[Josh]

It could be a sauce, as you say.

[Christy]

Dude, I don't even think that's that. I think that's a pretty balanced breakfast. Like, truly. You got a lot of protein in there.

[Willie]

Compared to the bread that I eat, which is basically live. Mostly.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Live cultures of.

[Christy]

But you're not doing it every day. It's special Josh day.

[Josh]

It's Friday. Pretzel day.

[Christy]

That's a fun thing for this.

[Willie]

It was a pretzel Friday.

[Chick]

It feels to me like that was a very German breakfast with the kind of. And the sausage.

[Willie]

Yes.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Willie]

Yeah. So I recommend it.

[Josh]

Oh, good.

[Willie]

Yeah. Sounds like a nice.

[Josh]

A nice, fun thing.

[Willie]

Not a bit of a fat.

[Josh]

No.

[Ace]

I'm impressed you get up early enough to make yourself breakfast.

[Willie]

I started. Yeah. I started a while ago because it really helps.

[Ace]

Really?

[Willie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh]

Energy gives you a reason to get up.

[Christy]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick]

It's not because. Because it's not. Because it's quiet in the kitchen.

[Willie]

Oh, maybe I can. Maybe I'll call in sick today. Oh, wait. If I get up, I can have waffles.

[Chick]

I gotta be really sick to miss work. That means I'll miss breakfast. And I.

[Josh]

No, I, I will often say to myself, when the alarm goes off. Oh, let's see now. Oh, wait a minute. Coffee's coming.

[Willie]

Yes, exactly.

[Josh]

I'm up.

[Willie]

Isn't that exciting?

[Josh]

But I mean, you really had that conversation with yourself. Am I gonna hit the snooze? Snooze button. But the worst one is, though.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah. You do do the bargaining. If I go to sleep now, I'll get three hours.

[Willie]

That's rough. Yeah.

[Josh]

Do the thing where you hit this. You hit the snooze button on your phone and you, you go in the bathroom, brush your teeth or whatever, leave your phone on the counter and go get in the shower. You're two minutes into the shower, the alarm's going off.

[Chick]

Well, just as long as there's nobody there that you're gonna wake up, you should be okay.

[Willie]

I'm gonna snoozer. I don't mess with the this news. Alarm goes off, I sit up.

[Ace]

Well, aren't you special?

[Willie]

Well, I have to. I have to.

[Christy]

I, I, I.

[Willie]

The only way I can.

[Christy]

I used to be like that. Now I have to set three alarms. This morning.

[Chick]

This is the younger generation.

[Christy]

This morning I set two alarms and I don't even remember turning them off.

[Willie]

Oh, that's weird.

[Christy]

When that happens so casually, I click it off and I'm right back. Yeah, I need the third one now.

[Josh]

But I'll have that. The dream that I'm getting up. Of course. Very sure. But, yeah, but the worst thing, you're in the shower. It's going. You've seen. You got to get out of the shower, get the floor all wet.

[Chick]

Have you ever had the dream that you're in the shower getting showers and you're sound asleep in bed?

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Chick]

And it's so real. I have that like twice a week. It's unbelievable.

[Willie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy]

Whether you pee in your dream and then you're peeing in real life kind of thing. Not for decades, but.

[Chick]

Yeah, that's the old joke. Every morning, 7am I. I have a good movement.

[Willie]

I know, it's.

[Chick]

I don't get out of that. I don't get up till 8.

[Willie]

Yeah. You know, there are over documented cases of somebody murdering someone in their sleep.

[Ace]

What?

[Willie]

Yeah. Now that's low. When you look at history.

[Chick]

And it was legitimate. Yes, legitimate.

[Willie]

They, you know, sleepwalking sleep. They actually killed somebody in their sleep. Wow. How awful.

[Ace]

How awful is right.

[Josh]

Does the judge buy that?

[Willie]

I Don't know how those cases have been tried or what's been, you know.

[Christy]

So you just wake up, you walk to the kitchen. Honey, I took that Ambien last night for the. I slept.

[Willie]

And you look.

[Christy]

And your wife, you murdered her the night before.

[Josh]

She's in the kitchen.

[Christy]

Is that what it is?

[Chick]

Mishtab.

[Willie]

A nightmare.

[Ace]

Well, if you're having a nightmare and you're right, you know, maybe they. He thought that was a monster or something.

[Josh]

Oh, well, now. Oh. Let's move.

[Willie]

Good morning.

[Josh]

Sleep. Sleepwalking and. And such to Chick McGee at the sports desk.

[Chick]

We had NFL preseason action last night in Canton, Ohio. It's a Hall of Fame game. And Trey lance, on his third team in his fifth season that somehow works out to 15. He played like a number three overall pick last night, doing very well. He throws for 120 yards and two touchdowns. And the charges, not sure where they play anymore. Well, San Diego, I guess. Los Angeles. I'm don't. Don't hold me to that. They beat the Lions 34, 7. And that kicked off the NFL's preseason last night. And also at colleges all across the country, they're enjoying because the college starts football practice. And I believe we have a video of a typical college practice that I think everyone will enjoy. This is a running back going through that. That. That's had to help you hold on to the ball, right? Yes.

[Willie]

There are like these arm things.

[Chick]

Oh, you see arms.

[Ace]

Oh, I see.

[Willie]

I don't.

[Ace]

I see penises.

[Willie]

I'm saying. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh]

So this is a device. It's kind of like a little tunnel.

[Chick]

It's a gauntlet, if you will.

[Willie]

Right.

[Chick]

The running back goes through and they.

[Josh]

Have what are supposed to be arms. And this is to practice not dropping the ball. Right.

[Chick]

Not. But getting used to contact.

[Ace]

Look like.

[Josh]

They look like giant Caucasian flesh tone dildos. Yes.

[Willie]

I mean they're not, they're not that accurate. They're. I mean they're.

[Ace]

No, they're very long.

[Willie]

They're very alien penis looking.

[Christy]

They're too long to be flesh colored as well.

[Josh]

Right.

[Christy]

It's too long to be that kind of pale.

[Chick]

They look like a sea creatures.

[Willie]

Yes, exactly. An anemones.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy]

Pseudopods, I think because we had this kind of thing when I played high school football.

[Josh]

But.

[Christy]

But it was just like these black rods that stuck out. They weren't sort of bulbed at the end. This is trying to mimic the Peanut punch.

[Chick]

The Charles Tillman punching the ball at Peanut Tillman.

[Ace]

Oh, really?

[Chick]

Peanut.

[Willie]

But it is A shame that they are very dildonic.

[Ace]

Is it a solid mass or is it like they look almost inflatable, like.

[Chick]

It'S heavy enough to cause some trouble?

[Ace]

Is it?

[Chick]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ace]

Oh, okay.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh]

It's weird because if you watch the whole video, four of the running backs go through it, and then at the end, Andy Dick comes running through with a big grin on his face.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Willie]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. They launched it. And he's just walking, but he's not dropping his balls.

[Josh]

No, no, no, no.

[Christy]

Hey, guys.

[Ace]

Expert ball handler, I see.

[Chick]

Hey. Two time Pro bowl wide receiver of the Washington football team. Terry McLaren has asked for a trade because of that contract dispute.

[Willie]

I'm Terry McLaren.

[Chick]

Perhaps you remember me from thousand yard seasons with, well, basically no one at quarterback. According to reports and on the condition of anonymity, the negotiations are private. But he wants traded, and Washington has said that they're not going to trade him. McLaren has been holding in at training camp. Holding out where you don't go to camp. But he's at camp signing autographs and says he has an ankle. That's why he can't practice. But hopefully they'll get a deal done or they'll. Or they'll trade him to the no.

[Josh]

Ankle New England Ankle monitor.

[Chick]

No, he has an ankle injury.

[Josh]

That's what you say.

[Chick]

That's what you say. He has an ankle, a rib, a knee.

[Josh]

Where things are going lately. Monitor would be appropriate for some.

[Willie]

Oh, sure.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Willie]

They get into trouble every now and again.

[Chick]

Okay, hang on just a second. This. This.

[Willie]

Update their kids.

[Chick]

Quick update.

[Tom]

Hello.

[Chick]

Okay. And Su. A woman on a lady on Long Island. I can't say woman. Has officially become the world's oldest living nun.

[Christy]

That's exciting.

[Ace]

Oh, wow. How old is she?

[Chick]

Let's. Let's start the guessing.

[Willie]

I'm saying I'm. Oh, go ahead.

[Ace]

World's oldest living nun.

[Chick]

Right.

[Christy]

Nuns.

[Ace]

98.

[Willie]

I'm going 109.

[Chick]

109.

[Christy]

Oh, man, I hate. I'm 103, I think. Right. Because they live healthy lifestyles. They're not boozing all the time. They're playing basketball.

[Ace]

They meditate.

[Christy]

Community.

[Chick]

112.

[Willie]

I was closest without going over.

[Chick]

Now get a load of this. Sister Francis Dominici Piscatella. Ah, that's exactly right, Chick. Thank you very much.

[Christy]

You nail that man.

[Chick]

She earned the record title at the age 112 after serving the Catholic Church for over 94 years.

[Willie]

An Italian Catholic. Those are rare.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Chick]

When asked about the key to long longevity, Sister Piscatella Said teach until you die.

[Josh]

That's a good attitude.

[Chick]

She also added, I guess God doesn't want me yet. He just wants me to hang around.

[Josh]

Oh.

[Chick]

Sister Piscatella entered the Dominican order when she was 17 years old in 1931. She's witnessed nine popes come to power.

[Ace]

Oh, that's amazing.

[Chick]

And kissed every one of them on.

[Willie]

The mouth, Richard Dawson style.

[Chick]

Nine popes, 20 US presidents, two world wars, and many, many, many pandemics. Wow.

[Ace]

Bless her heart.

[Chick]

Wow.

[Ace]

Boy. Jesus.

[Chick]

Yeah. She was alive for the. The one in 1900. Right. The pandemic. Right around 19. 1914.

[Ace]

He welcomed her with open arms.

[Josh]

She's. She's still alive, right?

[Chick]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh]

112.

[Chick]

112 years later.

[Ace]

Well, you don't know that.

[Josh]

Her gynecologist's office, her gyno's office has a jaws of life.

[Christy]

She's a woman of God.

[Ace]

What an awful, awful. What's wrong with you?

[Willie]

What a terrible, terrible angle.

[Christy]

This woman has dedicated her life to helping others.

[Josh]

So she has to use both hands.

[Willie]

To hit kids knuckles with a ruler when she.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Willie]

Yes. When she gets up. And she goes to St. Peter. If he goes. All right, we'll be right with you. Please have a seat. Have a seat for. Do you think, is she gonna look at him and go, wait a second.

[Ace]

Yeah, I would certainly hope.

[Willie]

Yeah. Right, right.

[Ace]

She gets to go to the frontal. That's a fast pass.

[Josh]

Wow. Technically, aren't nuns. Isn't it considered that you're married to God?

[Ace]

Yes, absolutely.

[Josh]

She's at a 94 year long marriage.

[Ace]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy]

But God's got a lot of girls on the side, so a lot of other nuns.

[Willie]

Any side pieces? According to Willie.

[Josh]

Wow. This is.

[Christy]

I guess I disagree that all nuns.

[Josh]

Are married to God. And I'm saying.

[Ace]

And he's right, Willie.

[Josh]

And I'll walk into hell hand in hand.

[Chick]

Hey, last night on the NFL.

[Willie]

You guys would never hold hands.

[Chick]

NFL preseason game last night. They used Hawkeye technology. Now's your chance, Hawkeye. Shoot him now. Oh, speaking of bugs. Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit. It's the first day of August.

[Ace]

Isn't that amazing?

[Chick]

Anyway, they use the digital and the broadcast. It looked a little bit like this.

[Willie]

They're.

[Chick]

They're talking on the sidelines there. And there's Dan Campbell. And this is what you'll see on your tv. And there it is.

[Josh]

That's it.

[Chick]

Boom.

[Christy]

Oh, that sucks.

[Chick]

Sucks.

[Ace]

That sucks.

[Josh]

They digitally. They digitally impose a line.

[Chick]

So that's a lot better than looking at them measure with a Chain. Of course it isn't.

[Josh]

Yes, it is. No, it's more accurate.

[Christy]

No, but the visual really stinks. The visual. One of the. It's so fun waiting for that to see if they got a first time.

[Chick]

Absolutely.

[Ace]

The guys run out.

[Christy]

They pull it out. So dramatic.

[Ace]

Now you got two guys out of work. Do you feel better now?

[Josh]

Oh, no, they. Although they're there, they're there.

[Chick]

They're still having as backups.

[Ace]

Oh, really?

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And I've done that.

[Chick]

I think they're.

[Josh]

I've been the chain gang.

[Chick]

Very good. You know, you did it for eighth grade football. Stop. You didn't do it for the Super Bowl.

[Josh]

It was jv. It wasn't eighth grade, you know, but.

[Christy]

And then I was there and I was. I'm not playing. I'm on the sideline, too. I'm hanging out with Pop. You know how much that sucks? He's telling me, make sure you do your science homework. I saw your teacher earlier, said he been homework all week long. I'm riding the bench, getting a. Oh, what's the.

[Willie]

What's the first name of your teacher with the jugs? I just want to say, see how you're doing.

[Christy]

You're so close. I mean, you're so close. Not far from what actually happened.

[Chick]

Did you notice the other team is wearing white pants? What if one crops themselves?

[Christy]

Interesting choice of a haircut for that woman.

[Josh]

I would do it. Wow. Surprise. She's not a nun. Coming up, we're gonna check in with the Black moods. Get some live music from the fellas. They're in the building here with us.

[Chick]

Also, the. The movie's still out. That's in 500 days of silence, the Black Mood.

[Ace]

Oh, that's a great documentary.

[Chick]

Apple tv, where you get your movies.

[Josh]

Okay, good.

[Chick]

Check that out.

[Josh]

Also, real quick, Willie G. Tonight, Columbus, Ohio. Go to to don't tell comedy.com for more information. And lots, lots of our friends are here and there this week and doing some comedy. We'll touch base with that as well. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

More of the show is on the way.

[Josh]

You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom.com going on.

[Chick]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom]

Oh, oh.

[Chick]

How about that, huh? There's Christy Lee, Silac insurance news desk. Hello, Willie Griswold, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee.

[Josh]

I love this song. Stand up, get back. I'm Gonna whip it out.

[Chick]

Is that right?

[Christy]

At first I thought it was like a protest record.

[Tom]

Stand up.

[Chick]

Turns out you're going to jail. It's a felony.

[Josh]

Okay, good. The black moves, ladies and gentlemen.

[Chick]

They're very good.

[Josh]

A lot of tattoos on these fellas. Just like.

[Tom]

Yeah, okay, old man.

[Chick]

Josh, did you notice all the tattoos on the rock and rollers?

[Willie]

I didn't notice anything from the racket.

[Josh]

My God, That's Chico Diaz on the drums, Brendan McBride on the base, and Josh Kennedy on the guitar. And the. I can't help but notice that there's a tattoo of Josh's guitar right next to his guitar.

[Chick]

That's in case he loses his guitar. He tells people this is what it looks like. Have you seen.

[Josh]

Okay. Oh, thank you, fellas. Yeah. We're gonna get a song out of you now. I would love to hear us.

[Chick]

Are you gonna let him play a song?

[Josh]

Yeah. Well, we were supposed to do one. I got caught up in whatever you were doing in your sports. Your sports broadcast.

[Willie]

Exactly.

[Josh]

In society is what I called it. Did he say.

[Chick]

Got up anything? I did.

[Josh]

I was talking to a dildographer friend of mine.

[Chick]

Uhhuh.

[Josh]

Is in that. You know, that usual. This dispute, The D versus the dog. You'd think they'd get along, but no.

[Chick]

Dildostomy.

[Willie]

One's about studying dildos, the other is about what the dildos tell you.

[Christy]

Oh, it's like astrology and astrology, Exactly.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Willie, did you see the thing where the. Someone heaved a dildo onto the court at a WNBA game. They did.

[Chick]

It was amazing. Green neon.

[Willie]

I was real uncomfortable with it. And normally that's, like, right up my head.

[Christy]

I was to say the same thing. It's so funny until you realize it's women's sports and curious about the motive.

[Chick]

But we talked about it and we said if it were an NBA game or. And it happened in an NFL college football game. So fun. So we had to say, hey, here's a.

[Willie]

Something troubling about it.

[Tom]

You know what?

[Christy]

We are the problem. It is funny. We're sorry, everybody. It's hilarious.

[Chick]

Sorry, ladies. It is dildos.

[Ace]

There it is.

[Josh]

Great band name.

[Chick]

There it is right there.

[Christy]

Willie, that looks great. And you know what? It's green. So you put a green screen on there, make it look anything you want. It's great for memes. There's a lot of opportunities here, and it's.

[Ace]

So. If you're going to a sex shop, why would you pick that color?

[Chick]

I don't think. I don't think you really pay attention to the color. You just give me a dildo. Really?

[Christy]

You hate men so much because you've been burned by so many men. You go, you know what? Give me the green one. The green one hasn't hurt me yet.

[Josh]

And it's. And it's neon lime green. It's not like British racing green, which would be cool.

[Chick]

I just hope it. I hope it glows in the dark. That's all. I hope.

[Willie]

I hope it glows in the dark, too. Yeah.

[Christy]

Do you think it sticks onto stuff?

[Willie]

I want it to glow in the dark so strongly that if she yawns, you can see it.

[Josh]

So sorry. This is why we didn't get a song out of these guys, because you just keep bringing stuff up like. That's very interesting.

[Chick]

Did you hear the question your son asked if it has a suction cup? Are you aware many do? Yeah, some dildos have suction cups. Tom, do you know why Speculators.

[Josh]

Oh, no, no. We had this news story that. So you can stick it against the wall. Back into it, Christy. Is that why.

[Chick]

Of all the things he. He's been delicate about, he hoes right up into that one way of smacking on the wall. Aaron, you back up into it.

[Josh]

All right, this next tune. This next tune is called strap on.

[Chick]

All right, baby.

[Josh]

What's this next song called, Josh? Ironically enough, it's called I want your love, except I dropped it on the.

[Ace]

Court, stuck to the wall.

[Josh]

Oh, God. Let's hear it, you guys. Play it. This is the Black Moods, ladies and gentlemen.

[Christy]

Hold on, I gotta stop laughing.

[Josh]

It's. It's a short song. That's it. There are still work in the lyrics, but I liked it.

[Chick]

You can say anything you want, but that's a hit, baby.

[Josh]

Oh, man. See, yeah.

[Tom]

I thought I got away? I thought I broke it off and I was safe? But now I'm back in chains and that's okay. Okay. This ain't nothing new I'm coming for you. I can't help taste all that's forbidden? It's in my blood when I want your love d to die it's all that I need. My kind of drug like nothing else bending my veins? Nobody knows? No one knows what you do? And to me never end up dying you down out don't make a scene. I want your love. I want your love. You always find a way to turn my life into a black parade. And in my misery you celebrate? You know that you do. Oh, I'm coming for you. I can't help taste oh that's for.

[Josh]

Bitter.

[Tom]

It'S in my blood I want your love Dying to die it's all that I need My kind of drug like nothing else bending my veins Nobody knows no one knows what you're doing to me the wreckage up don't make a scene she's fire I can't escape her flames hey hey hey she smoke and I'm breathing again the he always burning me down so that I need my kind of drug like nothing that's been in my veins Nobody knows no one knows what you're doing to me Never enough die to die don't make a scene I want your love Dying to die it's all that I need My kind of drug like nothing else bending my veins Nobody knows no one knows what you telling to me ever and to out die to die don't make a scene she's fire I can't escape her flames.

[Josh]

Again.

[Tom]

Hey hey I want you love I want you love.

[Josh]

Yeah. That is my new favorite Black Mood song. God, that's great. Thank you. I really like that. I have a question. Yes, go on. Now, let's just say we were doing the. The thing where they put the words on the screen. Are we going to go into the closed caption captioning?

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And I mean this with all due respect. I genuinely love that.

[Chick]

What do they call it when they put the words on the screen?

[Josh]

Not karaoke, but if. If I was doing the karaoke. She's fire. But then. Is it dot and doo dah? Yeah, it's literally that. It is dot and do dah. When we were riding it, we're in.

[Tom]

La, and I was just like, can.

[Josh]

We say just dot and do die? Like, because we were just joking around and like, yeah, why not? Rock and roll. So it's like, I want you to love dot and do dots. I was like, dot and do da.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I liked it very much.

[Willie]

It works.

[Josh]

I would have used Dildonian society.

[Willie]

Yes.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I didn't know that existed until now. Dropped a dildo. No. I think the dot and dot leaves it to the imagination. Yes. I really like that. There's a. Thank you. We played that on the ufl. We just did. What was it? The UFL championship.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Ace]

Yeah. You did the halftime show?

[Josh]

Yeah. So we got to play.

[Tom]

We got to play that on abc, which is cool.

[Josh]

But so that was kind of funny because we did get a lot of. What are those words?

[Willie]

Sure.

[Josh]

No, it's great. Very embarrassing. The Black Moose is the band and we're Gonna let the fellas take a coffee break. We have time to squeeze in one more sports story?

[Chick]

Well, no, we have time to say that's sports. Oh. All right, let's go over to the news desk and find out what's coming up.

[Josh]

What is it, Christy?

[Ace]

Well, coming up, we're gonna talk about that deodorant that Tom has been itching to discuss. You could keep it in the refrigerator. We'll find out.

[Chick]

Is that some sort of.

[Ace]

And you know what, guys? It's time for you to start taking the pill. We'll have a story about that coming up.

[Chick]

Josh, you want to take this?

[Willie]

Birth control is 100% the woman's response.

[Josh]

Well, Josh is. Josh is working. No, he's too modest to say, but Josh is working on the male morning after pill. It's extremely tricky.

[Ace]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Josh]

It may involve murder. This smells like cyanide. Well, once again, we are coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Got a comment to share?

[Chick]

Text us at 88826.

[Josh]

This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. Hey, there's Willie Griswold.

[Josh]

What's up, man?

[Chick]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Willie]

Hey, Trickster.

[Chick]

Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the product. Professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Josh]

Love this beer.

[Chick]

Yeah, yeah. Where the.

[Ace]

Where the hell.

[Chick]

Where's our waitress?

[Ace]

She on a break?

[Tom]

The hell's going on?

[Ace]

Rock and roll and beer go hand in hand.

[Willie]

Fourth of July weekend. I wasn't sure if it was too early for a beer or not. One of those great days, right?

[Chick]

Right.

[Willie]

And we were listening to music and the black mood song. This is the black mood song. Sunshine came on.

[Ace]

Yep.

[Willie]

And I went, you know what? It's not too early.

[Josh]

In the words of the great Jim Morrison, I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer. That is the sound of the black moods. We'll get another song out of these guys in just a few minutes. I got my new favorite black mood song called I Want yout Love, which we just heard with the lyrics, dot and do. Dah. Yeah, no, it is. I mean, you think about Morrison and Roadhouse Blues.

[Willie]

Well, it's. It really is a skill to put stuff like that in your songs and make it sound natural and not silly and like it really works. I think that's. I think that takes a lot.

[Josh]

I'll give you your five bucks after this show. No, first of all, it's 20. And second of all, I really like that tune. The. It's a tune.

[Willie]

Guess who ish, right? The Dot and Dudal.

[Josh]

Yeah. These guys actually played with Robbie Krieger from the Doors.

[Willie]

We did. Pretty cool.

[Josh]

Yeah, very cool. Now I want Jim.

[Chick]

Jim Morrison.

[Josh]

Too good to be there. Is that what happened?

[Chick]

He was, he was in Paris. It's too now too soon. Yeah. What's his. That man, Eric, probably he's not.

[Josh]

He's also. That's fine. That's. He's also deceased.

[Tom]

Whoa.

[Chick]

I didn't know. He's sick. I sorry.

[Ace]

Oh my gosh.

[Willie]

By the way, did he get rid of his instrument when he died? Was he, was he a door organ donor?

[Josh]

Dude. Oh, zing. I like.

[Christy]

Every day.

[Josh]

Did not encourage.

[Christy]

No matter what happens in the world, you stay sharp.

[Josh]

Have you been saving that one?

[Willie]

No, no.

[Josh]

It just waiting for an organ player to die.

[Chick]

Boy, once somebody plays the organ dies. I'm in the money.

[Josh]

Let's see, where were we? I was going to say something. Oh, I know. I wanted to plug the fact that on the YouTube channel you'll be able to see these guys playing these tunes.

[Chick]

On the YouTube channel are the Bob and Tom channel.

[Josh]

And also we have a huge surprise coming up. I'll just tell you that sometime today they're going to release this thing. I had no idea they were doing it.

[Christy]

It sounds like they're releasing tigers.

[Ace]

What are you doing?

[Josh]

It's a video from this show, but it's been dramatic, altered.

[Willie]

Oh, okay.

[Josh]

I'm gonna say. All right. Is there a green screen? Dildonian.

[Chick]

Let me tell you something. Don't let anybody tell you different. You know how to promo something.

[Josh]

I'm just saying. I guarantee.

[Chick]

Sometime today, sometime today they're.

[Josh]

Gonna release this thing on our YouTube channel. I'm just saying if I guarantee Monday morning they will be a letter about it.

[Willie]

All right, well, subscribe.

[Chick]

A good or a bad letter?

[Josh]

A good one, I think. I think. I just think it's wonderful. I I.

[Ace]

So you've seen it?

[Josh]

Yes, and I had nothing to do with it.

[Chick]

It's not like some sort of behind the scenes with Ozzy and Harriet Nelson. Is it something that you really like?

[Josh]

Ozzy Osborne and Har.

[Chick]

You know, something like that?

[Ace]

Well, that'd be, that would be something.

[Josh]

Can you imagine that?

[Willie]

Ozzy Osborne and Harriet?

[Christy]

Yeah, this is The King of Too Soon. Remember the date Larry King died? And I go, hey, Dad, I know that Larry King calls into the show sometimes, but he died. It'd be insensitive if he called in Chicago.

[Josh]

Hello?

[Christy]

I mean, just immediately.

[Willie]

Yeah, sorry. He goes, no, no, we'll just put a heart behind it. It'll be fine.

[Christy]

I heard the phone ring.

[Willie]

I go, no, no, just.

[Josh]

I'm just saying, check out the YouTube channel. Watch. Watch the black moods, and you can see the song I was just talking about. Terrific song. Okay, guys, take a short break. We got to get to some news with Christy Lee. Is this the deodorant story we've been waiting for?

[Ace]

We've been waiting for. Coors Light is teaming up with deodorant company Duradry to create a beer inspired deodorant.

[Chick]

No, no.

[Ace]

According to Coors, the new product dubbed Durachill claims to be the first ever chill deodorant with cold activated packaging to let you know when it's ready to be applied.

[Josh]

Do you understand the history of the cold activation?

[Chick]

Nope.

[Ace]

Yeah, it's because back in the day, Coors had to be always kept cold. It was never a warm beer.

[Josh]

And they had the thing in the can.

[Ace]

Yes.

[Josh]

When it got to the proper temperature.

[Ace]

It would pop a different color or something.

[Chick]

Oh, is that like when you turn the pens upside down, the ladies clothes come off?

[Josh]

Very similar.

[Christy]

I bought like, I thought I was buying one of those. I was buying one set of 50 of those. So I got like 48 naked lady pins.

[Chick]

Sure.

[Christy]

If you guys want any, I'll bring them in next time I'm around.

[Willie]

The most frustrating thing about those.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Willie]

Is that you can't see the naked lady when you have one of those jammed up your. I. I don't know what to do. So I do need a second.

[Christy]

I have 48 left.

[Willie]

Because you have the jam one.

[Christy]

The one you look at.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Ace]

Just like Coors Light's cold activated cans, Durachill can be placed in the refrigerator. When the mountains on the packaging turn blue, it's ready to deliver Rocky Mountain freshness straight to your underarms.

[Josh]

So stop. Is anyone thinking what I'm thinking?

[Willie]

Does it smell if it smells like beer?

[Josh]

No.

[Chick]

That was like a bar room floor.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Chick]

What's it going to smell like?

[Ace]

Wouldn't it be chilly to put it under my question?

[Willie]

Yeah, but that sounds kind of refreshing to me.

[Christy]

Yeah, I agree.

[Josh]

A cold.

[Ace]

That's why I don't like the gel. Because it's cold.

[Chick]

Cold plunge.

[Josh]

Yeah, that's Right. That. That kind. Remember the kind, it would squeeze and it looked like zits popping through the screen.

[Christy]

You can make anything gross.

[Chick]

You really can.

[Josh]

So this.

[Willie]

This is Coors Play doh.

[Josh]

Fun Factory, Coors Deodorant.

[Willie]

Coos Deodorant is mts.

[Josh]

Yeah, that's generally a spray.

[Tom]

Do is.

[Chick]

I insist on picking the co. I don't want some Strange C. I'm familiar. Thank you.

[Josh]

That's the title of the next Black Moods album.

[Chick]

Strange. Look what happened.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Willie]

Yeah, I think it might feel good, but if it smells like beer, that seems weird.

[Josh]

It doesn't. It doesn't say what it smells like.

[Christy]

I think they're trying to simulate the refreshing aspect of beer.

[Ace]

I don't think it smells.

[Chick]

Coors Light deodorant named Durachill has a scent described as Rocky Mountain Breeze, not made with Coors Light beer, and is intended to smell crisp and clean. Hints of juicy pear and smooth vanilla.

[Christy]

Oh, I love juicy pear and smooth vanilla.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Ace]

It's already sold out online, so.

[Chick]

Well, what I do is just cut a pear in half and jam it.

[Josh]

Up there under your arm.

[Willie]

You don't have to do that anymore, sir. You can now get this.

[Josh]

Wasn't there a big thing.

[Chick]

I like it sexually.

[Willie]

Oh, I. Who am I to stop you?

[Josh]

Don't ask him to jam.

[Christy]

Change his face.

[Josh]

Wasn't there a thing a few years ago where instead of deodorant, people were taking, like, crystals?

[Ace]

Yes. A big crystal. You would buy a crystal and rub it under your arm.

[Josh]

Is that still a thing?

[Ace]

It's still a thing, yeah.

[Willie]

You can still smell them.

[Ace]

You can still get that.

[Chick]

Really?

[Christy]

Is that a hippie thing or is there any science behind that? Is there, like, there's isotopes in the crystals that react with sweat glands?

[Willie]

There is some sort of science behind it, but I don't know how effective.

[Christy]

It is, but I don't even know what isotope means.

[Josh]

I just threw that out.

[Christy]

I just thought it was a science.

[Ace]

Word did not keep you from sweating.

[Willie]

Yeah, it's a marginal. It's not.

[Chick]

I know.

[Josh]

I know. Bands have a lot of merch. And, of course, T shirts, hats, hoodies, etc. Etc. Do any bands have their own deodorant, like a band?

[Willie]

Roll on.

[Josh]

Oh, nice.

[Chick]

The closest thing is a teen spirit. Right? Smells like Teen spirit. Yeah.

[Willie]

What's that?

[Josh]

Kiss had their own deodorant.

[Chick]

Yeah, of course they did.

[Willie]

I mean, that would be. That's. Yeah. If we were to guess a band, I think we would have all gone.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Willie]

Do you have a stick or.

[Chick]

I do.

[Willie]

What does it smell like? Unscented. Okay, okay, so maybe more of a. Yeah, die, burst print or deodorant. Who's. Are they all on the stick?

[Josh]

You know who should have one? Who? Grateful Dead. Yeah, because a lot of their fans could need to be introduced to deodorant. Sure.

[Christy]

Smelly hippies.

[Chick]

Nobody pushes the Grateful Dead more than you. And now you're on their fans backs.

[Josh]

Well, I know. If you want to see that, don't harsh their melody.

[Christy]

Also, go to a Dead and Company show. Lately, people are wearing a hundred dollar Lululemon pullovers. People are wearing Grateful Dead patagonia vests.

[Willie]

The 1% are Grateful Dead. Tom is the guy in the song who has the Deadhead sticker on his Cadillac.

[Josh]

That's right.

[Chick]

That's him.

[Josh]

BMW.

[Ace]

BMW.

[Josh]

Thank you. We had a new I would never.

[Christy]

Take Casey Jones train. I hate public transport.

[Ace]

Oh, by the way, the crystal works by using the salt to kind of counteract your bacteria.

[Josh]

Yeah, but it's a. It's a dumb hippie thing, right?

[Ace]

I don't know if it's a dumb hippie thing and maybe you're.

[Josh]

I'm ignorant of all things they say.

[Willie]

Deodorant really is killing us. They do?

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Josh]

The aluminum sucking into our.

[Willie]

But who knows?

[Josh]

The Grateful Dead or now the latest iteration is Dead and Company John Mayer.

[Ace]

In San Francisco this weekend.

[Josh]

And the tickets, they were starting at like 700 bucks.

[Christy]

I went to a show. I hated it. They didn't play your Body as Wonderland one time. It was such a boomer. Not even Daughters one time?

[Chick]

No. Why, Georgia?

[Josh]

Why nothing.

[Christy]

Give me Strutton into Daughters.

[Ace]

That would be fun.

[Josh]

Actually, there were a lot of complaints about the pricing of those tickets.

[Chick]

I think he actually does it.

[Ace]

A couple that and the Pl in Golden Gate Park. So this. Well, whatever.

[Josh]

Well, they used to do free concerts there. Now, you know, for 2,000 bucks, you can take a date.

[Christy]

Yeah, it's going to be tech bros taking away Mo to the show. Yeah, they're going to spend 400 on tickets and 500 on fake drugs.

[Josh]

Let's see now, coming up. Christy, what have you got over there?

[Ace]

Coming up, we have cheese infused coffee. I'm sure you guys are all waiting for.

[Josh]

I'd like to vote. I'd like to vote.

[Willie]

No.

[Josh]

What about the.

[Chick]

The ghee in the coffee, Right? Aren't you supposed to do that?

[Christy]

Yeah, the butter coffee. The fats latch onto the cash.

[Chick]

It's a short putt to cheese.

[Willie]

You're right.

[Josh]

It is ghee and the coffee.

[Ace]

Yes.

[Josh]

And I'm. And I'm the pretentious one.

[Chick]

Clarified butter? Yeah. No, it's a thing out there. I didn't say I did it. I didn't say I flew to Paris to pick up a cat and then had I just said I'd heard of it.

[Christy]

Excuse me, I was in Italy.

[Willie]

I've never tried the ghee in my coffee. Ghee in my coffee.

[Josh]

The end.

[Willie]

You're so pretentious.

[Chick]

You probably went to Paris this morning.

[Josh]

You're so pretentious. Well, we'll have to try it. You know what we could do is we could try it with some of our Java House coffee. We've just been replenishing Java House here in the office. And the official coffee of the Bob and Tom show, of course, Java House.

[Chick]

I think there are those on the staff. I don't want to say much, but there might be some flavors that are being hoarded by some of the staff.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy]

I steal the mango black tea, and.

[Josh]

I still have another lattes every time I come in.

[Ace]

I love the mango black tea, and I love the orange hydration.

[Chick]

You go back there and you go. I'm gonna get a. What the hell is going on?

[Christy]

If you come to my car, if I find somebody, I'm not kidding.

[Chick]

Somebody had 30 of them.

[Ace]

Yeah, the black tea is missing, too. What's going on with that?

[Willie]

Nothing. They are great for traveling.

[Christy]

Well, I don't know about rock for traveling.

[Willie]

Cocoa shortage, yes.

[Josh]

No, I'm actually drink. Right now, I'm drinking. This is the hydration drink from Java House.

[Ace]

Now, that's the Arctic. Freeze.

[Josh]

The blue one. Now, how many of these fit in your purse, Christy?

[Ace]

Depends on what bag I have.

[Josh]

Okay, so now we're suggesting if you get Java House for your office, you can take half of it home, along with the toilet paper rolls you're stealing. Java House is the official coffee of the Bob and Tom Show. As I mentioned, it's. It's more than coffee. Of course. Java House is all about the peel and pour pod. I got one right here. It looks like one of those Keurig pods. It's a. I don't know, maybe 10% larger. Put it this way, you could almost drop a golf ball on this, but not quite. The idea is that you just peel and pour. You don't need some machine to get your coffee. And it can be hot, it can be cold, it can be tea, it can be an energy drink, it can be a hydration drink, and it can Be Josh. Hot chocolate. I haven't tried the hot chocolate. I better do that.

[Willie]

Well, how could you? I drink all of it.

[Josh]

You can visit Bob.

[Christy]

He doesn't even dilute it. He just takes like a shot. He just gets it right in there.

[Josh]

Now, we did discover something while you were gone, Willie. This is a nice weekend thing. Java House poured over vanilla ice cream. Yeah, that's good.

[Ace]

Very good.

[Christy]

At the track. There might have been some espresso martinis being made with Java House.

[Ace]

Yes.

[Josh]

Okay. Java House, it's the official coffee. As I mentioned, et cetera, et cetera. You can go to Babatom.com contest. Why? Because we've got an opportunity for you to win Java House for your office or for your shop for an entire year. Well, this would make you very popular. Plus, by the way, we're throwing in a packet of classic CDs, a hat, a hoodie, etc, etc, so get on board and join Up Bob&Town.com contest. Visit Java House.com to find out all the details about great refreshments in your green room or your cafeteria or what do they call it in your canteen?

[Willie]

Break room.

[Josh]

Yeah, a break room. The place where people used to smoke years ago, back in the day.

[Willie]

You mean the teacher's lounge?

[Josh]

Remember that? The teacher's lounge had worse air than Beijing. How did I get so off topic? Happens all the time. And we're gonna come back with some music. Live music. The best way to hear it. Of course. Live, as it happens, from Josh, Chico and Brendan, the Black Moods. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Ace]

Hi.

[Chick]

There's Willie Griswold, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. And that's of course, the black, Black mood. This is the black mood. Sweet, number three.

[Christy]

Oh, sweet is spelled S W E E T. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh]

Went with it. Music is great.

[Chick]

Chico wrote this.

[Josh]

Now we're. We should explain that they're around the corner in the other building.

[Ace]

Yes.

[Josh]

So I kind of feel like we're taking a break. The band start just started playing again. Again. And we gotta finish up and get back over there. You know what I'm saying?

[Willie]

Yeah, I see what you're saying. Yeah.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Willie]

Man, I wish this line would hurry up and I could get my beer and go back to the.

[Josh]

Yeah, but we have determined it's a. It's beer time somewhere.

[Ace]

Yep.

[Willie]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick]

Beer. 30.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Ace]

Friday let's go.

[Josh]

We'll get other song out of these guys in a matter of moments.

[Willie]

Tom, you want me to shotgun a beer here? Live in the studio someday.

[Ace]

Do we have any beer?

[Chick]

Do we have a beer?

[Josh]

We do.

[Christy]

I can go to my place. It's five minutes away.

[Josh]

Yeah, let's. Let's just talk to the band for just a second. All right. Thank you very much, fellas. The Black Moods currently out there on tour. And now I. I have to mention this. It's. It's a three piece, of course. And the king of cool is on the drums. That's Chico. Chico Diaz. I mentioned that because, Chico, as you. As you probably know, you've known me for a while. I am working on trying to. To be cool. Yeah. And it's not working. Really.

[Christy]

I mean, you're getting close, bro.

[Chick]

You think you can gather up the bush like Chico does? Is that what you think?

[Josh]

Is that what the kids are calling.

[Christy]

That's actually, that's not a goatee on his chin. He had some glue there last night.

[Josh]

The.

[Chick]

He spilled more than you.

[Josh]

But look how cool. I mean, is such a cool looking guy.

[Christy]

Yeah, he look cool, man. You look cool in your own. You're doing your own thing.

[Chick]

In his own time.

[Christy]

You're very much yourself.

[Josh]

Okay, yeah.

[Chick]

Kind of like you do Tom, but this is in a cool way.

[Josh]

Yeah, okay, but see now, for example, Josh Kennedy on the guitar and the lead vocals has his own look. He can pull off the bell bottom pants. Wait a minute. I'm sure he likes to pull them off right after showtime. Yes, yes. No, but you know what I'm saying. How many guys wear bell bottoms?

[Ace]

You could wear them. You wore them back in the day. Why not wear them now?

[Josh]

Can I see pictures of that? Well, first of all, they're. They're in black and white.

[Willie]

I'd like to see pictures too.

[Chick]

You need a special viewer.

[Ace]

Tom used to have hair down to lot like yours. Josh.

[Christy]

Where is that?

[Chick]

One of the albums has you don't hassle me man. Hair in New York City.

[Ace]

New York City, doing your.

[Josh]

Wow.

[Christy]

There's a picture of you with long hair smoking a cigarette somewhere. And I growing up, I looked at, I go, who is this cool man? Who is this cool guy? And what the hell the hell happened to him?

[Chick]

Well, that. That building was demolished and this was erected in its place. This is what you've got.

[Josh]

Okay, sorry. Chico's on the drums. I'm sorry.

[Willie]

Comedian Chris Porter will wear bell bottoms.

[Josh]

Oh, he's one of my favorites. You can find him everywhere now.

[Ace]

Yeah, they're in.

[Josh]

You can find them everywhere because no.

[Willie]

One was buying them.

[Josh]

They're on sale.

[Ace]

No, you don't listen to him.

[Chick]

Do you really think you know what fashion is?

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Is that what you're trying to tell.

[Josh]

Everybody in a kind of preppy way? I guess.

[Ace]

But as long as they sell it to Brooks Brothers. But other than that. Come on.

[Christy]

This is like a British producer talking to, like, a rock star. Just like you boys don't look good in your. Your boots out there.

[Josh]

You should wear polo shirts.

[Christy]

And it's.

[Josh]

It's not.

[Christy]

It's not the same thing. Right?

[Josh]

Remember when The Dave Clark 5 would all wear the suits?

[Willie]

Remember when Dave simply don't.

[Christy]

I barely know what that sentence means. I have no idea.

[Josh]

They were a very, very underrated band.

[Chick]

Once again, your memories aren't.

[Josh]

Okay. Okay, now we have Josh Kennedy on the guitar, as I mentioned. Josh, what is your favorite song that would be considered really uncool?

[Tom]

You know what I just listened to?

[Josh]

It came across. I was like, alexa, play Neil Diamond. And it.

[Tom]

What was like, what's the jean song.

[Josh]

That he has Forever? Blue Jeans. Oh, my God. Such a good song. Yeah. And it w up playing it. And I was like, alexa, play that song again. And I was. I played it like six times. And like a bottle of tequila later, I was like, yeah, this song is amazing.

[Chick]

Hey, Josh. Josh, get in the program. Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy. We.

[Josh]

We love you, Betty. Betty for needs a good guitar player in there.

[Willie]

I. I think a lot of Neil stuff is. Is genuinely cool.

[Chick]

Cherry, Cherry, Cherry.

[Josh]

Hey. I listen to all that. That stuff, but I was like, that's the one I hadn't listened to. I was like, holy. You know. Yeah, yeah, there was a cool shot. I think it was two or three weeks ago. They were doing the.

[Chick]

It was in a play, wasn't he?

[Josh]

Or. No, it was. I think it was at Wrigley. I mean. Excuse me. It was maybe it was in Boston at Fenway. And I think that is that. Am I right about this?

[Willie]

It was a play.

[Ace]

Oh, it was a play.

[Josh]

Because I just saw a close up of him and leading. Kind of leading people singing the every bar ever after 1:00am yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ace]

It's. Yeah, they've ruined it.

[Josh]

I still kind of, like ruined it. Yeah.

[Tom]

But I.

[Josh]

It's still good song.

[Willie]

Yeah, I still kind of like it. I saw the Offspring last weekend and after the show, they. That. That was their. As the crowd was leaving song. So everybody was happy and good it was good vibes.

[Christy]

Yeah, it's fine. Yeah.

[Josh]

Now the other Josh. Josh Arnold. What is your dorkiest song that you love?

[Willie]

I love. I. I have a ton of what would be considered dorky songs on my. Maybe all that she Wants by Ace of Bass. Yeah, I love that. What else? I have a. I have.

[Josh]

Song. What is it?

[Willie]

Oh.

[Josh]

Oh.

[Willie]

That she Wants is another baby.

[Josh]

Yeah. It's very weird. Does that during.

[Willie]

They were the Abbot. Yeah. They were the absolute abba of the 90s. Ace of bass.

[Josh]

They were the ABBA of the 90s.

[Willie]

That's genius.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

I saw the time.

[Willie]

Yes.

[Josh]

Willie, do you have anything that would you considered really?

[Christy]

I mean, people would consider dorky. Different generation. There's a song I just want you to know by the Backstreet Boys is genuinely a terrific song. It's like a really good. Like just song, song, verse, chorus, verse, chorus, bridge. That kid Mason Ramsey, that kid that got yodeling in Walmart.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Christy]

I like two of his records. Like, not even just like there's one single that I like.

[Josh]

You are deep dive.

[Christy]

I will put those records on.

[Willie]

They're.

[Christy]

They're not bad. It's like Hank Williams covers.

[Josh]

No, that's good.

[Chick]

Well, for me. Yeah, it's good for me. Tom. It begins and ends with double and the Captain of Her Heart.

[Josh]

Dude, I forgot this.

[Christy]

I love this damn song.

[Josh]

I do too.

[Chick]

The Captain of Her Heart it is.

[Josh]

That's my favorite version.

[Chick]

The Captain of Her Heart.

[Josh]

We're bonding in here. This is why I wish they still had the K T. Those K T collections. I don't know if you remember those. Josh Kennedy. They would. We're putting them all together. It would be songs you were embarrassed to tell your friends you liked. I like this. Like this collection.

[Willie]

Yeah, that's a great one.

[Josh]

That's a great. I liked. I'll go way back. One, two, three. Red light. What?

[Chick]

Ohio players.

[Josh]

Or was that 1910 Ohio Express? Something like that. I forget.

[Chick]

I think it is the Fruit Gum Coney. Yeah.

[Josh]

But there's a great interview with the musician. Don was. Oh, I love Don. Bob Leftsetz has a great interview with him. And he's a great musician, obviously, but he's real cool talking about songs that everybody else would think or dorky. And he'd go, this is a great song. Give it a listen. I bet.

[Willie]

Was not. Was. Walk the Dinosaur is considered dorky by some, but I think it's great.

[Josh]

That's a great. Yeah, we met him. We were recording in LA at Ocean Way and I ran into him in the hallway and I was like, oh, my God. Because he produced a great Black Crows.

[Willie]

Record that I love.

[Josh]

Three Snakes and One Charm.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh]

And I was like, oh, my gosh, I love that record. He's like, oh, so you're the one that bought it. When you saw him, was he wearing shoes? No, he was definitely not. He doesn't wear shoes.

[Chick]

You go, josh, you. And Don was. Could.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Walk around.

[Josh]

You need. And they escorted him from the building. No. Yeah, you need a good affectation.

[Willie]

You think so?

[Josh]

Yeah, you know, like. Like carrying around a bat or something. What? A bat? What. What.

[Willie]

What am I.

[Chick]

And Sock feet.

[Willie]

My. Eli Roth and Inglorious Bastius.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Chick]

Josh Arnold is the Bear Jew.

[Josh]

Now, we haven't introduced. On the base today we have Brennan, Brendan McBride. Hi.

[Tom]

What's up, dude?

[Josh]

And Brendan has that. That stoic base look.

[Willie]

You know who he looks like? No one. This is for. This is for four people out there. There's a professional fisherman named J.T. kenny, and you look just like.

[Josh]

I'll take it. You may be correct that indeed, he.

[Ace]

Looks like he should be in the Three.

[Josh]

I want to get a letter from.

[Willie]

Someone going, hey, he does look like jt. He does look like.

[Josh]

I have no idea who this person is.

[Ace]

I think he looks like he should be in the Three Musketeers.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Christy]

You could be a musketeer.

[Ace]

Right?

[Josh]

The Three Musketeers, minimal.

[Chick]

Which one?

[Willie]

Bas Tanyan.

[Josh]

If you don't. If you don't write a song. If you don't write a song called Base Tanya, because you're. You are a trio. Well, I guess we've been stalling too long. We need to get a song out of these guys. We're speaking with the band the Black Lack Moods, and once again, the stuff's going to be featured on our YouTube channel. And a big surprise coming up. I'm telling you, there are surprises. No, no, they surprised me with this. Oh, okay.

[Chick]

Picture of Jim Morrison having a cup of coffee. It's unbelievable. Surprise.

[Josh]

Jim, don't drink the coffee. You might get sober. Cheese.

[Chick]

Well, when do we. Can you tell us how long we gotta wait for the surprise?

[Josh]

As soon as we get off the air, I think they have to do some electronic thing to set it free, if you will.

[Chick]

Oh, okay.

[Josh]

It's a video, obviously.

[Willie]

Okay.

[Chick]

All right.

[Josh]

Yeah. But I'm telling you to check out the Bob and Tom YouTube channel. I. It's. They did a nice job. I had no idea they were doing it. It's really funny. But now it's time. It's music time.

[Ace]

Yes.

[Josh]

And the black boots are hanging out with us. Music time.

[Willie]

Oh, of the Apollo when I did there.

[Josh]

You want me to play you a song?

[Chick]

Yeah, no, I'm just.

[Josh]

I'm. I'm firing up a doobie. Is that still. Is that still parlon?

[Christy]

No. It is, actually.

[Josh]

That's cool. Kids, I don't think you can make weed less cool than you just did. Oh, I. It's amazing how uncool I can make.

[Willie]

Things.

[Josh]

Sa.

[Tom]

With a hot hand. Stop me another morning the coast air I wouldn't know it's all mine, it's all mine now I was wrong. It's all mine, it's all mine, yeah? Bella Donna, I want ya Bella Donna, I need you Bella Donna, I want yeah, I need to know she's all mine, she's all mine now I could be wrong she's all mine, she's all mine, yeah Bella, I want you Bella, I need your Bella Donna I want you Bella Donna Bella donor Sam.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Well, some people say my love cannot be true Please valid me my love and show you I look at you these things you thought the real the sun, the moon, the stars all there my s. You know they do now and you will not regret leaving the life you led before we met and you are the first to have this love of mine forever with me until the end of time Your love for me has just got to be real this oh, you know the way I go where I to feel I'm going.

[Josh]

To feel.

[Tom]

I'm going to feel yeah she's all mine she's on mine now I could be wrong I want your.

[Josh]

Life.

[Chick]

Yeah the Black Moods.

[Josh]

Belladonna from the Black Moods. Great to have him live in the studio here with us. Do you ever hear that. That intro to the Robin Trower concert on the BBC where the guy goes, just three men and three men only.

[Ace]

I missed that.

[Josh]

Yeah, I need to look that up, I guess. Oh, it's great.

[Willie]

Excellent trip.

[Josh]

Chico's history on his computer to find that. No, don't look at that. The notion being those are just three guys. How cool is that? The Black Moods. Josh, Chico and Brendan. Let's check in with Chick McGee, please.

[Chick]

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[Josh]

You very much, Chick. A couple quick reminders. Willie G. Tonight and tomorrow, Columbus, Ohio at don't tell comedy.com that's how you find out where the show will be. Don't tell comedy.com Also, lots of friends of the show out there working. Derek Stroop, comedian. He will be at the Grove Comedy Club in Lowell, Arkansas tonight. More cool stuff on the way. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning.

[Josh]

The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom show, Plan B.

[Chick]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, at the Silac Insurance news desk, there's Willie Griswold.

[Josh]

Hey, man.

[Chick]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Willie]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick]

Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello.

[Josh]

I've got a few more letters here.

[Chick]

How's every little thing? Oh, you do you know. Letters from listeners on the Bob and Tom show brought to you by Hyundai. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Hyundai.

[Ace]

I love my Hyundai.

[Chick]

The Hyundai getaway sales event. Oh, you could.

[Ace]

My Tucson hybrid. I highly recommend it.

[Chick]

Motor about like crazy. Christie and her Good morning, Tucson. Hyundai's getaway sales events going on now. Get deal so right it almost feels wrong. Don't miss out. Visit your local Hyundai dealer today.

[Josh]

All right. Now, we were discussing earlier the phrase don't bogart that joint.

[Ace]

Yes, we were.

[Chick]

I'm sorry, Tom. I'm sorry. Could you say that a little more clearly?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Enunciate a little more.

[Josh]

Yes, please don't bogart that joint.

[Christy]

You nailed that.

[Josh]

And perfect. I was wondering if that was still, if that was current parlance in the world of cannabis. Nobody talks like you, John. Kind enough to write in. And he goes up. When my friends and I smoke joints or blunts.

[Willie]

Yes.

[Josh]

And someone is holding the joint too long along, we'd say.

[Chick]

Right.

[Josh]

Are. Are you babysitting that thing?

[Christy]

Oh, yeah. Babysitting. I couldn't think of that earlier. Thank you, John. Absolutely.

[Josh]

We also had a saying for when a joint was hitting really hard.

[Willie]

Okay. If a strong, strong weed or if.

[Chick]

A joint was hitting really hard, it's.

[Christy]

Loosely rolled so the smoke can travel through without any resistance.

[Ace]

Ah, okay.

[Josh]

Oh, we would say it draws like a pencil.

[Christy]

Great, great.

[Josh]

Those are. Those are commonly used.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Christy]

I love stuff like this. It's fun. It's very like.

[Willie]

Yeah. When, like when things have their own language and phrases and stuff, it is cool.

[Josh]

And often a lot of the cool phrases we use come from the. An older era.

[Willie]

Absolutely.

[Josh]

Jazz, etc, Etc. And by the time I know them, it's over. As a general rule. Ramon in Orlando writes Rush Triumph, ZZ Top, King's X Cream, the Police. Time to add the black moods to the list of great power trios in rock and roll.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Ace]

That's nice.

[Josh]

Those are kind words.

[Willie]

I agree. I did this off the air last time I saw him, but I want to do it publicly. I just want to thank the black moods for playing and putting out into the world. Pure rock and roll. I don't feel like there's enough of it out there.

[Josh]

It's just coming now. We were also discussing. Discussing songs that one might like that would be considered dorky or not cool or whatever.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And we all have them.

[Willie]

Yeah, I have many, many, many, many.

[Josh]

What's that song? Complicated. Avril Lavigne.

[Willie]

Absolutely love that song.

[Chick]

That's a good song.

[Josh]

It's a great song.

[Willie]

You know, the. My head, when that song came out, my girlfriend, at the time, we were listening to it, I got the CD because I also liked Skater Skater Boy Loves and Skater Boy.

[Christy]

I made my dad take me to Hot Topic to buy some rock and roll T shirts. Look like the guys are T shirts. Oh, my gosh.

[Willie]

You know, it's a shame though, because she did say, see you later, boy to skater boy. But my girlfriend, we were listening and I was singing Complicated. And I looked over and my girlfriend at the time had kind of a sour look on her face. She goes, you know, you know that song's about you. I go, I don't really think so.

[Josh]

Very helpful.

[Willie]

It wasn't about time to get out. Not that guy at all.

[Josh]

You took your Tie off of your T shirt.

[Christy]

Excuse me.

[Josh]

We also. What is another one I was thinking of? It's a Britney Spears song that I really like.

[Willie]

I'm a slave for you. I like that one a lot.

[Josh]

Oh, gosh. What is it?

[Christy]

If Oops, I did it Again comes on the radio, I'm not gonna turn it off. What is it Oops I did it Again? I'm not gonna seek it out. But if I hear it at Starbucks or I hear it at the Chipotle or whatever, I go, oh, nice, man.

[Chick]

I remember Kelly Clarkson, walk Away. I love that song.

[Willie]

That is great.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Josh]

Oh, what's the one? Stacy's mom.

[Christy]

That's a great song.

[Chick]

She's got it going on.

[Christy]

And that's. That's another great. That band did a bunch of just like rock and roll. They have stuff that sounds like the Cars of Wayne.

[Josh]

You know those guys. Adam, he passed away during the pandemic.

[Christy]

Yes.

[Josh]

He wrote the music for that thing you do that movie with.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh]

Tom Hanks.

[Christy]

The fake band, the Wonders. I love that song.

[Ace]

That's a great song too.

[Willie]

I is pronounced O netters.

[Josh]

That is such a great gag. We're going to squeeze one story in here and get back to some music with the black moods in just a few minutes. What have you got, Christy?

[Ace]

The pill started the sexual revolution. Now the pill is making news because it's time for you boys. A hormone free male contraceptive pill has passed the first safety test.

[Chick]

Yeah, right. Don't think so.

[Ace]

Susan Walker, an associated profile. An associated. An associate professor of. Is it Angelia Anglia? I don't know. Ruskin.

[Josh]

Anglia Ruskin.

[Ace]

Anglia Ruskin University. Where is that, do you know?

[Chick]

Just off of the interstate, said the new.

[Josh]

You've seen the graduation Teddy Ruxman?

[Ace]

No, said the new birth control drug underwent its first test in human volunteers. The study showed that the drug was well tolerated in a small group of health healthy young men and did not appear to cause any serious side effects. The drug does not use artificial hormones nor does it affect testosterone production by your testes.

[Willie]

Guys, I don't trust this at all.

[Ace]

But instead uses a chemical called YCT529.

[Chick]

Of course it does.

[Ace]

Yeah, it does. To target a specific cell receptor in the testes and reduce sperm production.

[Christy]

Yct29 sounds like something in an X Men movie. They experiment on people with. Don't use that as the term if you want to get me on board here.

[Ace]

A larger phase two trial is underway which will test the drug in greater number of men in animal studies, YCT529 was shown to produce fully reversible temporary infertility without any significant side effects.

[Josh]

Is that a David Bowie song?

[Christy]

Temporary infertility.

[Josh]

No, no, no. YTC TVC. Yeah. What is that tune? What's it called?

[Willie]

TBC 100.

[Ace]

TBC 105.

[Josh]

Yeah, that's a David Bowie.

[Ace]

Mice were also able to reproduce after stopping the drug. So good news. Now it's on you.

[Josh]

Once again. Josh Arnold is trying to develop the. The male morning after pill.

[Willie]

That's right.

[Josh]

Quite tricky.

[Willie]

I'm close. I'm getting there.

[Josh]

Well, this will be interesting. I mean, there really.

[Ace]

Did you take it?

[Willie]

No, I'll tell her I took it.

[Chick]

Attaboy.

[Willie]

Taking that.

[Ace]

Trying to trap her, are you?

[Christy]

Have my baby.

[Josh]

I'm gonna put a baby.

[Chick]

I was just gonna say you do.

[Christy]

Say that a lot off air.

[Chick]

That you're trying to make these ladies happy. Movies.

[Josh]

If they could somehow meld that into Viagra, you'd get. There's a billion dollar idea. Wow.

[Christy]

As a two for one.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Well, if you want guys to take it, it'll have to be plan B, Viagra. And like in gummy form or something. It'll have to look like Fred Flintstone. That'd be fun. Yeah, let's do all three.

[Josh]

Well, we're going to hang out with the. The band, the Black Moods.

[Willie]

Yeah, we are. Did you notice?

[Josh]

Hey, guys.

[Willie]

We're going to hang out with a.

[Christy]

Black Mood guitar player.

[Chick]

Boy. Amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, they're live in our studio.

[Willie]

They're going to melt our faces playing.

[Christy]

That rock and roll makes the kids move their hips.

[Josh]

Oh, boy, they like it.

[Willie]

That leads to sax.

[Josh]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom fix 24 7.

[Chick]

Get all the info in the VIP area@Bob and Tom.com. hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Willie Griswold.

[Christy]

Hey, man.

[Chick]

Josh Arnold. Ace, Cosmo Speed. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. Introduce our big time guests in the.

[Josh]

Studio across the way. It's the Black Moods with Josh Kennedy on the guitar, Chico Diaz on the drums, Brendan McBride on the bass. A trio.

[Willie]

I mean, that's not fisherman J.T. kenny on the base.

[Chick]

Disappointed.

[Josh]

Now, could we get photographs of each of those jazz gents?

[Willie]

And we have the photograph of J.T. kenny and we can. You guys can decide.

[Josh]

All right. Okay.

[Chick]

Well, J.T. kenny, if he ate Brendan.

[Josh]

I see.

[Chick]

He looks real heavy, a little emotional.

[Willie]

I'm just talking face and hair and.

[Josh]

Also, he's been outside.

[Willie]

Yeah, yeah, Kind of a glow. Hey, I won't have you knock. The greatest angler the Kissimmee chain has seen.

[Tom]

Is he.

[Chick]

Is he the mvf?

[Willie]

He's mlf. He's an announcer for mlf, actually.

[Chick]

Oh, Major League Fishing.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Ace]

They have Major League Fishing?

[Chick]

Yes, my dear W. Oh, the poor. The poor woman.

[Ace]

So uninformed.

[Josh]

Now, do they have Minor League Fishing?

[Christy]

Yeah, that's the M I L F.

[Willie]

Yeah, you have your BFLs. You have your all kinds of fishing leagues.

[Josh]

In terms of the minor league fishing, games typically feature, like, fun mascots, you know?

[Willie]

I don't know. I've never seen a guy in a bass outfit.

[Chick]

Dancing around. Yeah, it's the ZCO Zebra. Okay.

[Ace]

No chasing a little minnow.

[Josh]

Okay, guys, take a break. I feel my heart. My fingers are getting sore. That's the Black Moods. Josh, Chico and Brendan. We're gonna get another song out of them in just a few minutes. You had the story about the male birth control pill, which I guess is coming closer to reality. Yes, I did. Be very interesting. And I mentioned TVC1 5 and got nothing from anyone.

[Ace]

I know the song David Bowie, this one.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Willie]

But you have to admit, this is a deep cut.

[Ace]

It is.

[Chick]

I can't. I can't get to turn it off fast enough.

[Ace]

What?

[Chick]

Just play.

[Christy]

No, I like it. No weird synth. He's not talking about some space opera thing. Some of the Bowie stuff is so weird.

[Josh]

Oh, no.

[Chick]

Play Heroes or whatever.

[Christy]

Oh, I love this.

[Ace]

Yeah, this is a great song.

[Josh]

It's a great stone. Yeah, it's a great tune.

[Willie]

You just don't hear this one in airplay as much.

[Josh]

Why is that.

[Willie]

A theory?

[Josh]

My TV, C15 and what's the. That Birth control.

[Ace]

Isn't it like it's YCT 529 exactly the same.

[Willie]

Now, do you take exactly the same male. The male birth control pill, do you take it orally or do you have to slide it down in. Like you're reloading PEZ.

[Chick]

Right into the old D hole.

[Christy]

They give you a little tool, like a musket loader.

[Josh]

What's that thing called that you tamp down the.

[Willie]

It is a tamper, is what it's called.

[Josh]

The tamper.

[Chick]

Oh, hey. Initial reports of sales, 2 men 0.

[Ace]

You don't think this will be a big thing?

[Willie]

No, I think it could be. I I have no idea. I'm just, like, joking about how.

[Chick]

Right.

[Willie]

It's solely a woman's responsibility.

[Chick]

Responsibility.

[Willie]

And by joking, I mean I'm dead serious.

[Chick]

Well, that's because you don't want a baby. Just try and stop me.

[Christy]

You want to empower women because, you know, they have the responsibility and they're so strong.

[Chick]

Of course.

[Christy]

Why would we have to do that when they're the stronger people?

[Ace]

I'm saying it wrong.

[Chick]

We got them women right where we want them. Don't we, fellas?

[Josh]

Man.

[Chick]

Damn right.

[Josh]

And apparently no side effects.

[Ace]

Apparently not. And it doesn't.

[Willie]

Well, we're still waiting on phase two.

[Christy]

Yeah. I feel like you want to wait for like five years after these guys start.

[Willie]

Come on, keep. Yeah.

[Christy]

And finally, like.

[Chick]

Well, it fell off.

[Willie]

Right, Right.

[Christy]

And maybe we'll know the real.

[Josh]

It was working great until it fell off. Okay. All right. Christy lee.

[Ace]

It was TV C1 5 on station to station. That's the album.

[Willie]

But if you were to argue male birth control, if you. It falls off pretty good. Male Birth control, 100%.

[Ace]

You're not going to have babies while.

[Josh]

You'Re thinking outside the box.

[Chick]

Do you think, even at this state of our lives, do you think you could exist without your penis? Tom.

[Willie]

Let'S say you have. You have another way to conveniently urinate.

[Chick]

Urinate. It's convenient.

[Ace]

Not have sex again.

[Josh]

Yeah, you.

[Chick]

No, you could kiss and all that stuff. You just wouldn't have your penis.

[Josh]

There's situations where that's happen.

[Christy]

Can I still play video games?

[Willie]

Let me ask you this.

[Josh]

You know what? You know what?

[Chick]

No, not only that. Not only that, but I'm going to buy you a game because you just lost your penis.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Christy]

If I get like a PS5, if I get like a few ounces of weed a month, I'll do it.

[Josh]

Sure.

[Christy]

I'll figure it out.

[Willie]

I am 47 and sex is slightly less important to me than it was when I was 27.

[Chick]

Slightly.

[Willie]

So there's a percentile, though. It has dropped off at how important it is to me when I'm 67.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Willie]

Will it. Does it continue just to go down?

[Josh]

No. Okay.

[Chick]

All right.

[Ace]

No. No.

[Willie]

So what happened between now and then?

[Ace]

I don't know.

[Chick]

I don't know. But you want to go in the bathroom.

[Willie]

Did you guys not have a drop off? Have you guys not had any drop off?

[Josh]

Maybe.

[Christy]

Maybe all women just got uglier. That could be what's going on with.

[Chick]

That's the problem.

[Willie]

But they haven't because I'VE I've noodled that and it's not. Yeah.

[Chick]

That is a poser, isn't it?

[Josh]

These are, these are all good questions. We have to return to the babies.

[Ace]

We have babies in the news. We do, yeah. Record breaking birth making headlines. A baby's been born from an embryo frozen more than 30 years ago.

[Chick]

I thought you were going to say a record breaking weight or something. That's the good records. No, this isn't like 19 pounds, 18 ounces.

[Josh]

I love those. The big ones.

[Ace]

You didn't have to carry or deliver that baby. Yeah.

[Josh]

You don't want to have to deliver what would be a healthy family Thanksgiving turkey.

[Chick]

That's what you get, Christy, for not.

[Josh]

Taking care of birth control vaginally. No, thank you.

[Ace]

Thaddeus Daniel Pierce was born on July 26, developed from an embryo that had been in storage since 1994. According to MIT Technology Review, the embryo was originally created by Linda Ackerd, now 62, who underwent in vitro in the 1990s. Ms. Ackerd conceived one child at the time, who's now 30, and later donated the remaining embryos after going through menopause. Thaddeus's parents, Lindsay and Taylor Tim Pierce, 35 and 34, adopted the embryo earlier this year through a process known as embryo donation. This form of adoption allows donors and recipients to mutually choose who receives the embryo. The result, a healthy baby boy and a sister three decades his senior.

[Willie]

Now this is this boy. The implications of this, though. So let's say you really paid enough money to Kim Kardashian and, and a hot guy to have an embryo, freeze it, donate it, and then freeze it, and 30 years from now you could have their kid for yourself because you want like a designer baby. Yeah, well, I mean, there's something to be said for that.

[Josh]

Does that also work? If it was just the seed, if you will, it depends on. Could they have taken 30 year old sperm and then put it into an egg and.

[Chick]

I think so.

[Christy]

Hey, dad, don't get any ideas, all right? You've had enough. You had a great run.

[Chick]

I think if the sperm was taken care and frozen or whatever they have to do. I think so, Absolutely, yes.

[Willie]

I don't want to hear this conversation. You know, Tom's been dead for 15 years. I know Jerry's having another baby.

[Ace]

See, this is where my head went. My head went immediately to, if I'm going to ask for or need an embryo donation, why would I select the oldest one?

[Willie]

I don't know.

[Ace]

What I mean, I don't Know what the process was?

[Christy]

Wine is like a 90s world. A little bit better.

[Ace]

Obviously, they didn't know if it would even survive.

[Josh]

Do they look through a book of, like, photographs of the parents from 30 years?

[Ace]

That's why it's a weird.

[Willie]

That's kind of why I went with that weird celebrity angle, because what. What is the.

[Ace]

It's a. It's.

[Josh]

How far away are we from celebrity sperm donation?

[Ace]

Oh, I'm sure that happens now.

[Chick]

Well, I must like cameo.

[Willie]

They'll. Right. In a commercial way.

[Chick]

Yes. Absolutely odd.

[Willie]

Real weird.

[Josh]

You know what would you pay for George Clooney's seed?

[Willie]

Well, I didn't have the money, so my. I don't want to bet.

[Christy]

Come on, then.

[Ace]

Then you raise all kinds of.

[Josh]

Oh, good news for the late Gilbert Godfrey.

[Chick]

Oh, my God. Yeah, that's his kid. All right.

[Josh]

I'm gonna get Guy Fieri. I want my baby to come out with frosted tips.

[Ace]

I don't think. Do you think a celebrity would do that? Because the uplift. What about the implications of. Would you get sued down the way for child?

[Willie]

Well, the thing is, is, Hey, I. It's sort of like people selling their musical catalog as they get older. So let's say right now, Mick Jagger is like, you know what? I want to make sure my great, great grandkids are taken care of. I'm going to go ahead and donate my sperm and have it frozen, and then they can get the Christie.

[Josh]

Your question is, would you have to pay cheap child support?

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Because you sold your seed. And there was a famous case. I think it was in Missouri, wasn't it?

[Ace]

Kansas.

[Josh]

Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Where they fly over you. The guy. The guy. The guy.

[Christy]

The guy signed.

[Josh]

He'd signed off on it. Everything was cool. And then it was to a lesbian couple, and then they got. They split up, and then they sued the guy for child support when they. Of course, they said they wouldn't.

[Ace]

Yeah, but that. Do you remember the technicality?

[Josh]

Yeah. It's because it wasn't done professionally. They literally did it with a food baster.

[Ace]

Turkey baster. Y.

[Josh]

That had to be a night of great, great romance. Hey, Clyde, you done yet? For God's sake, I got to use the toilet. Oh, thank you. Here's our kid here. Get. Get the squeegee. We're going to get this thing. Well, when you put it like that, he is squeegee.

[Christy]

That's the worst word you could have picked.

[Josh]

He did it all over the mirror.

[Chick]

He did it all over the Mirror.

[Willie]

Give myself the shot.

[Josh]

So the.

[Chick]

I heard the neighbors having Steve Buscemi's baby. That's what I heard. So the.

[Josh]

I got to give it. So the. The embryo. So it's. It's already male plus female seeds.

[Willie]

Oh, a man of science.

[Josh]

No, I don't know. I. So it's. That's what was frozen for 30 years?

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Ace]

Yes, it was already.

[Josh]

So he will have.

[Ace]

It's already been impregnated.

[Chick]

So he'll have a full.

[Josh]

A real sister.

[Ace]

Yes, with the same.

[Josh]

Same DNA. 30 years, 30 years older.

[Christy]

Oh, that's weird. Could you imagine having a sibling that much younger than you?

[Josh]

Wait a minute.

[Chick]

It's almost really odd.

[Willie]

Sorry. You have habsies. This is a full one.

[Josh]

Absy.

[Christy]

I remind them of that a lot. Just so you know, I'm not your full brother. Stop saying that. School.

[Willie]

You know I'm only giving you 25 for your birthday instead of 50 because Habsy's. I give Sam 50, I give you 25.

[Josh]

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[Chick]

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[Willie]

Well, you're welcome. And thank you, Candace.

[Christy]

That's nice.

[Chick]

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[Josh]

Thank you, Chick. I have one more question about this baby.

[Ace]

Yes, sir.

[Josh]

So the baby is. The embryo was made 30 years ago. Correct. It's been frozen all this time.

[Ace]

Correct.

[Josh]

First of all, congratulations to the lab. No joke, they must have a really high Quality Generac job generators.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Oh, I bet they do.

[Josh]

They never lost power. Which is. Which is nice, but. So technically, the baby the age countdown doesn't start or count up until they're actually released into the world as a human baby.

[Ace]

Right. So the baby's not 60. Not born at 60.

[Josh]

So he can't vote. No. Now can he buy beers for the other little babies in the cribs at the.

[Ace]

Nobody gets Medicare in five years.

[Josh]

Okay, I know. That's. Andy, These are all good questions.

[Chick]

Babies love beer.

[Josh]

We're coming back with the black Moods and some music from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

That's right. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, Willie Griswold, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick.

[Tom]

Hello, Tom.

[Chick]

We've got a band live.

[Josh]

Got some live music happening right now here in our Bob and Tom Studios way.

[Ace]

It's meant to be, right, Tom?

[Josh]

That's right. Real music.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Just a DJ staring at a computer.

[Willie]

I prefer the AI Stuff pointing to the sky.

[Chick]

Thank you, Josh.

[Josh]

Thank you, John.

[Willie]

Do you think there is somebody out there going, I only listen to a.

[Josh]

On you.

[Christy]

Yes. Some jerk that I never want to talk to.

[Josh]

There's a one AI band that we were talking about a month or so ago that has a huge hit. It's like Velvet Sunset or something. They. They've got like.

[Ace]

And they look like a classic rock.

[Josh]

Band, but it's weird. Yeah, it's weird. But now weird.

[Willie]

I did say it like that.

[Josh]

Let's say hello to the boys. We got Josh Kennedy on a different. Different guitar. You got a red one out now.

[Chick]

All right. You don't miss a trick, do you?

[Josh]

S the Les Paul. And then we've got. What's the name of your fishing buddy?

[Willie]

Oh, I wish he was my friend. I hope to be friends with him someday. J.T. kenny.

[Ace]

That's actually Brendan McBride. That's our guest.

[Josh]

But you're saying that the bass player looks like this fisherman guy?

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Willie]

Who's a badass. He's a. He's a great angler, so you should be. And you're a great bassist. This is all. These are all compliments.

[Josh]

He can really reel them in.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Chico Diaz. Chico Diaz on the drums.

[Willie]

Both fingers. His fingers and yours smell like bait.

[Tom]

Can we get some of that?

[Josh]

What is that men protection thing you guys are talking about? The male birth control? There it is. He needs some of that. Well, it's time now to get some more music out of these guys. And what do you got planned for us?

[Tom]

Well, this.

[Josh]

Can. Can I play our. It's a single before the one we just put out. And it's actually number. We found out it's number 14 in Italy. Nice.

[Willie]

No kidding.

[Josh]

Yeah, no kidding. So we should all go to Italy.

[Ace]

Yes.

[Chick]

Heck, yeah.

[Ace]

Love Italy.

[Josh]

Is that cool? Would you guys come with us?

[Ace]

Heck, yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah. Pasta, the Amalfi coast. What's it all about?

[Chick]

Amalfi.

[Josh]

That's where we're going. Okay, that's racist.

[Chick]

What the hell? I have no idea, Chico.

[Josh]

Just singing the Alfie song. That's a weird tune.

[Ace]

Alfie. What's it all about? Alfie?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Ace]

That is odd.

[Josh]

Odd song, but a memorable apparently. So. I'm sorry, this is the single, the previous one, when. And at number 14 in Italy.

[Ace]

And it's called.

[Josh]

It's called Daylight.

[Chick]

Absolutely. You don't sound too excited about it.

[Josh]

You don't. If you don't play it, we can try to hunt.

[Christy]

I don't even like the name.

[Josh]

Sorry, guys.

[Tom]

Sorry.

[Josh]

I'm in my head about. How's Alfie. Racist? Yeah.

[Willie]

Not at all.

[Josh]

Yeah, it really makes no sense.

[Willie]

Right, Right.

[Josh]

I mean, I could make it racist. That's easy.

[Chick]

We all know that's your special.

[Christy]

That is your special talent.

[Willie]

No, no. I want to hear what he's got.

[Josh]

Yeah. Bring it on, bro.

[Chick]

Everybody be quiet and let the. Let the recording devices be. Begin.

[Josh]

Okay, watch the master at work, fellas. Okay. Okay, we're going to try this now. Great. It's. It's a love song, by the way.

[Chick]

Okay, there we go.

[Josh]

Go ahead, Biff.

[Chick]

You know how hard it is to.

[Josh]

Play when you guys make me laugh the whole time. Here we go.

[Chick]

I start up here.

[Tom]

Today's all right for Saturday night, but it's a cold July for sure. It's Stairway to Heaven in all the songs I've listened to a million times Big before But I don't hear him say no more so meet me here at midnight Come find me in the daylight no one sings like you do anymore when you're not just another lover Come creeping undercover no one sings like you do anymore well, try and stay with me Give me a chance to tell you what you already know.

[Josh]

Don'T.

[Tom]

Hold it against me the sun doesn't shine in the sky like it did before all hours I was here walking the floor but you can't hear my footsteps anymore so leave me here at midnight Come find me in the daylight no one sings like you do anymore and you're not just another lover Come creeping undercover no one seem to lock you down you anymore anymore no.

[Josh]

You.

[Tom]

Can find me after midnight Standing in the moonlight no one makes me feel the way that you do and you're not just another lover I can't think of any other that makes me feel the way that you do.

[Josh]

So don't.

[Tom]

Leave me in the midnight Come find me in the daylight no one ever sings like you anymore no, you're not just another lover? You know I need you like no other no one makes me feel the way that you do. A nobody makes me feel the way that you do Nobody makes me feel the way that you do.

[Josh]

Yeah. The black moves. Number 14 in Italy. I feel kind of like Casey case. It's number 14 on the Amalfi Coast. Very good. We're gonna check back in with Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. But before we do that, I gotta New feature.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Josh]

This week in History.

[Chick]

Okay, yeah, why not?

[Josh]

Or how about Last Week in History?

[Chick]

Okay, calm down. For Last Week in History. Now, you mean this last week or whenever you. A week ago.

[Josh]

Whenever you play this, it'll be appropriate.

[Ace]

Around this time in History.

[Josh]

Thank you. Summertime in History. All right.

[Chick]

Got some birthdays, an excuse to mention stories we want to read somehow.

[Josh]

Here's Tom. I'm just seeing this for the first time. Happy birthday, William Clark. Do you know who that is, Christy?

[Ace]

William Clark.

[Chick]

Dick Clark's father.

[Christy]

Lewis and Clark.

[Ace]

Lewis and Clark Clark, yes.

[Josh]

Now, do you remember the first name of the other guy?

[Christy]

Mary Weather.

[Chick]

Yes, Mary.

[Josh]

Mary Weather. Lewis.

[Ace]

Very nice. I wouldn't have known that.

[Chick]

I'm spelled M A R Y W E A T H E r. Nailed it.

[Josh]

Mary. 1779. Francis Scott Key.

[Ace]

He wrote the Star Spangled Banner.

[Josh]

Oh, say can you see I don't know. Whatever ever said that to him, they'd walk. Hey, that's Francis Scott Key. Watch this. Hey, hollow seats. Can you. Oh, say can you see? You think he ever got depressed and.

[Chick]

Went in the bar and started drinking beer?

[Josh]

See that guy over there?

[Chick]

He wrote the National Anthem. Look, he's down on his luck, man.

[Ace]

What was the national anthem before? Did we have one?

[Christy]

Girls just want to have fun.

[Ace]

Oh, good.

[Josh]

Needed write the music, right?

[Willie]

Yeah, it's just like kind of a poem. It's really long.

[Christy]

Yeah, and I'm pretty sure the second verse gets a little bit racist. I don't. Maybe give that one a Google.

[Willie]

Oh, I don't know.

[Josh]

But does anybody ever sing Anything but the first verse.

[Chick]

No. The original national anthem was Give me that Ding. Oh, give me that Give me that.

[Josh]

Give me, give me, give me that.

[Chick]

Give me that ding.

[Willie]

Give me that give me, give me.

[Josh]

That give me that 18, 19. Happy birthday, Herman Melville.

[Chick]

Big Wayne.

[Willie]

Sure. Martle beads.

[Josh]

Did you ever get the. What's it called? The. The illustrated version.

[Ace]

No.

[Josh]

Oh, it's got the Moby Dick pics.

[Willie]

Oh, that's nice.

[Josh]

Huge white.

[Willie]

Oh, sure.

[Josh]

The Eric stonestreet of the 70s. Dom DeLuise, born in the state in 1933.

[Ace]

That was a good analogy.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Willie]

Well, except Eric Stone street isn't actually gay.

[Josh]

Not at all.

[Christy]

Straight man.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Oh, he's great, though.

[Willie]

Right? Right. But I mean, Del, was.

[Ace]

Was he really gay? I didn't know.

[Willie]

Yeah, I think he. He was gay.

[Ace]

Oh, all right.

[Willie]

And fat.

[Josh]

Wow.

[Chick]

Are you saying he was a fatty and a gay?

[Willie]

Gay, gay, gay. Dom Delise, to me was. He was a guy. So much joy.

[Ace]

I loved him.

[Chick]

The outtakes from one of the Cannonball.

[Willie]

R. I just love it.

[Chick]

Bert and Dom DeLuise and Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jr.

[Ace]

Always smiling.

[Willie]

Yes.

[Ace]

Happy.

[Willie]

And win, lose or draw, whenever they.

[Chick]

Would go on there.

[Josh]

I just love great stuff.

[Willie]

I'm done.

[Chick]

No, no, no. Keep going.

[Josh]

I'm.

[Willie]

No, no, no.

[Josh]

You.

[Willie]

You smacked me in the mouth.

[Christy]

Great stuff.

[Chick]

Ah, great stuff.

[Josh]

John, you don't want to miss.

[Willie]

What's the next one?

[Josh]

Jerry Garcia boy born in this date in 1942. You know who he is? Josh. He was the ice cream guy made the Cherry Garcia.

[Willie]

I see. I would not. I wouldn't care for cherry.

[Ace]

It's not nice.

[Willie]

I don't like cherries.

[Josh]

Oh, really?

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Yeah. You're like an experienced woman, don't you?

[Willie]

That's right.

[Ace]

How many chairs have had.

[Willie]

I wanted.

[Chick]

How many have you had?

[Willie]

I think just one.

[Ace]

Really?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

No kidding.

[Josh]

I don't know who this guy is. Born in 1960. Chuck D song. Chuck D's in love.

[Christy]

Public Enemy.

[Chick]

No, that's Chuck E. Oh, so he came before him.

[Tom]

Christ, I think he's even com in his hair.

[Ace]

That's a good song.

[Chick]

It's all right.

[Josh]

That's a great song. Okay, Here we go. 1963. The birth in this season of artist Leon Ivy Jr. Who also known as Coolio.

[Christy]

Nice.

[Willie]

He did.

[Chick]

He is.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Didn't know that.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Josh]

There's a cover band. They're kind of a Midwestern group. Corn. Holy.

[Willie]

Oh, kind of like a hayseed Dixie thing.

[Chick]

I didn't know you like Beavis and Butthead. That's interesting. I am Cornholio.

[Willie]

I need TP for my bunghole.

[Josh]

I didn't hear that.

[Chick]

Enough for how many years?

[Josh]

Thirteen.

[Christy]

In your friend's bedroom. And watching that in a Vs, there's nothing funnier.

[Ace]

Oh, my judge.

[Josh]

Now, here's a birthday that Willie celebrates more than his own. 1978. Eduron James.

[Christy]

Ed James. I love the edge, man. Oh, gosh, I love ed. He's number 32. I'm 32 right now.

[Chick]

Bob and I were sitting in a barn, Lansing, Michigan, watching the NFL draft and the Colts were going to pick. And the scuttle was that they were going to take Ricky Williams, I think it was. Or. And then I saw Edwin James and I said, man, what it be weird if they just went off script and just went ahead and drafted Edron James and it turned out he was the better, far better player than Ricky Legend.

[Josh]

All right.

[Chick]

We got drunk and went to the Lug nuts game.

[Willie]

Oh, that's great.

[Josh]

This is important. In 1774, Joseph Priestley discovered.

[Chick]

Jason Priestley.

[Josh]

Oxygen.

[Chick]

Oh, what?

[Ace]

Oxygen.

[Willie]

Now, he didn't invent it. There is a distinction.

[Josh]

He found it.

[Tom]

Will somebody hurry up? Go wake him up and see if we see if we can make oxygen.

[Willie]

Have you finished that formula yet?

[Christy]

Thank goodness.

[Chick]

For God's sake. Jesus. Don't like that.

[Josh]

Match, please.

[Christy]

That's funny.

[Josh]

Let's see now.

[Chick]

Okay, that was.

[Josh]

Oh, this is interesting. In 1932, a new quarter in. In the world of coinage. What's that called? That isn't fatalism.

[Chick]

I thought up until then it was just three quarters in a football game.

[Josh]

They introduced the fourth quarter. Fourth quarter with George Washington on it.

[Christy]

Oh, who was that before that?

[Josh]

I don't know.

[Chick]

Malcolm McDowell isn't that fast.

[Willie]

Wow, they were big Clockwork Orange fans.

[Chick]

It's just like David bowie's on our 20. Look it up.

[Ace]

Malcolm McDowell was in Cleopatra. Correct.

[Willie]

I don't remember.

[Ace]

Wasn't he?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Willie]

I mean, he would have been young, but yeah.

[Josh]

What?

[Willie]

I don't remember.

[Josh]

He would have been like two.

[Willie]

Oh, I think he's older than you. That movie was later than you may think, but okay.

[Chick]

He's Hollywood.

[Josh]

You ever see that great movie Time After Time?

[Christy]

No.

[Willie]

Yes.

[Josh]

Terrific movie. Where they. He goes back in time.

[Ace]

Oh, I have him confused.

[Josh]

David Warner and Jack the Ripper.

[Willie]

The completely merry Steenberg.

[Ace]

I'm sorry, I have him confused.

[Willie]

Mary? No, thanks. Steenberg.

[Ace]

You don't like her.

[Willie]

Not as a sex symbol, though.

[Chick]

Or footstool. Same thing.

[Josh]

Oh, God.

[Ace]

I was thinking of Roddy McDowell.

[Chick]

Oh, there you go.

[Josh]

Do you know what Roddy McDonald was famous for? Yeah.

[Ace]

For the stupid Star wars movies. Not that they were stupid, but when you see him in Cleopatra, wasn't he.

[Willie]

No.

[Chick]

Ronnie McDowell.

[Willie]

Guinness was.

[Josh]

No, Roddy McDowell was famous for. Yeah.

[Chick]

No, Roddy McDowell WAS. No, he was the gold guy in CEO. Yeah.

[Christy]

Yes, he was.

[Josh]

Yes. Anthony Daniels, he's famous for his.

[Chick]

I want to be high too.

[Josh]

See his gifts in the groin area.

[Ace]

Roddy McDowell.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Willie]

Why do you think they called him Roddy?

[Josh]

And apparently a great guy.

[Chick]

Giant hog, by the way.

[Willie]

Two wooden sticks in his name. Rod and Dowel.

[Josh]

Yeah. And apparently they should have had a Louisville Slugger, I guess, as the rumor that he.

[Chick]

Well, he and Elizabeth Taylor. Great friends. I guess.

[Josh]

And that's all he played for the other team.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Yes, I know.

[Willie]

That's why he said great friends and not.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Willie]

Lovers doing iters.

[Christy]

That's what they say.

[Josh]

And lastly, George R.R. martin. So that distinguishes him from George Martin, the producer. The Game of Thrones guy.

[Chick]

Sure.

[Josh]

And isn't he going to finish that final one in 2070? What is the timeline on that?

[Christy]

I thought it was over.

[Josh]

Oh, is it over? No, no, the tv, the.

[Chick]

There's another Game of Thrones coming out.

[Josh]

Novels, the books.

[Willie]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah. Okay. And that covers this season in history. A new feature on the Bob and.

[Chick]

Tom program this season.

[Willie]

A failed.

[Josh]

Failed now.

[Chick]

Failed. Yeah, we can't imagine.

[Josh]

We got the black moods hanging out with us today. Oh, I love this.

[Willie]

The captain of your fart. That's right.

[Chick]

Hey, suck on that. What about this one?

[Josh]

Boy, cancel me, folks. Pat, we miss you. Is this the cars?

[Chick]

Stacy's fart?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Christy]

This guy's not afraid of anything.

[Willie]

Isn't this the fartin of Wayne? I'm doing comedy over here, guys.

[Christy]

It's off limits for you.

[Josh]

Hold your hand up like this so we know. Yeah, that sounds like a car's tune. Right now it's time to say hello to our friends at the so Silac Insurance Company. Hello.

[Ace]

Hi.

[Josh]

What's it all about? It's about annuities. It's about when you think about retiring. Maybe it's way down the road, but you're still going to need some cash. What if I have to fart? That's helpful. This portion of the Bob and Tom show, he said, brought to you by the Silac Insurance Company Annuities. What's that all about? It's about having a nest egg down the road, not having to worry about the Ups and downs of the stock market, et cetera, et cetera. You counter market volatility with an annuity. The money's going to come to you when the time is right. You get it all set up with our friends at the Silac Insurance Company, experts in the world of annuities. They're designed to protect your retirement, your nest egg, it will not crack. So see what a Silac Annuity can do for you. Some restrictions apply. Find out if you're eligible. To learn more, go to silacins.com just for some information. S I L A c I n s dot com. That's silacins dot com or go to bobandtom.com We've got a link for you. An annuity from the Silac Insurance Company. Plan on it. Live on it. We are in the rally Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Want to share something? Send us an email. Bob and Tom, Bob and Tom dot com. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the Silac insurance news desk. Willie Griswold.

[Josh]

What's up?

[Chick]

Josh Arnold. Hi there, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Josh]

Willie G. In Columbus, Ohio, tonight and tomorrow.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And for information about that show, you just go to don't tell Comedy dot com. Oh, yeah, be fun and find out what's going on. Willie G. Et cetera, et cetera, doing some great live stand up comedy. Comedy. Tonight we have time for another quick song, Black moods if you guys are in the mood. Did you guys ever get any sleep or are we, Is this like a long. Oh, we were just asleep. Okay. You'll get a, you'll get a break real soon. We got time for another quick song. What is this? What do you want to do?

[Tom]

This is a song that, it's a.

[Josh]

We got a quick spot. Right?

[Ace]

Right.

[Josh]

Okay. So this is for you, Christy Lee.

[Chick]

Oh.

[Tom]

When I get home, baby. Going to light your fire. All day I've been thinking about you, baby. You're my one desire. Going to wrap my arms around you. Hold you close to me. Oh, baby. I want to taste the lips. I want to be your fantasy. I don't know what I do without you, baby. Don't know where I be. You're not just another loving. Know you're everything to me. And every time I'm with you, baby, I can't believe it's true. When you're laying in my arms and you do the things you do. You can see it in my eyes? I can feel it in your touch. You don't have to say things. Let me show how much I love you, need you. Oh, yeah. I wanna kiss you all over. Don't look at me. Well, I wanna kiss you all over. Until the night comes. Until the night.

[Josh]

What?

[Tom]

Chico came from Miami, fla.

[Josh]

With a.

[Tom]

Hustle here, a hustle there.

[Josh]

Indy, this is a place where you say, hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side.

[Tom]

You said, hey, mama, we'll take a.

[Josh]

Walk on the wild side.

[Tom]

And everybody seem to see it.

[Josh]

Take the high part, Josh. The Diana Ross.

[Tom]

Hey now, you know you never listen? Sunshine, you know you're always missing out. You're so proud and everybody wants you now. Hey, now, you know you never listen? Sunshine, you know you always missing out. You're so proud and everybody wants you now. Hey, now, you know you never listen. So shy, you know you are missing out. You so proud and everybody wants you now. Hey now, you know you never listen? Sunshine, you know yours missing out. Yeah. So proud and everybody wants you now? Now. She's so proud and everybody wants you now.

[Chick]

All right.

[Josh]

And it's funny because we were talking earlier about the sort of songs that might be considered less than cool. And I want to kiss you over by Exiles, kiss you all over by Exile. Oh, it's the best song ever.

[Willie]

It is.

[Josh]

Yeah. And it's one of those ones kind of on the nerdy list, but it's awesome. And you squeezed in a little bit of Lou Reed. Absolutely. And the. The clean version of the lyrics. Yeah. Okay.

[Willie]

We didn't hear about anybody losing their head.

[Josh]

Or any particular racial makeup of the singers.

[Chick]

You heard all the girls saying.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

You can't let it go, man.

[Josh]

Sorry.

[Chick]

That.

[Josh]

That was great, guys.

[Ace]

Thank you so much for.

[Josh]

Thank you, guys. That's the Black Moods. It's Josh. Josh Kennedy. Chico Diaz, who looks much cooler than I do at all times.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh]

And Brendan McBride, who we've discovered has a doppelganger that's a professional Fisherman.

[Willie]

The great J.T.

[Josh]

Kennedy. The great JT.

[Willie]

He sure can land him.

[Josh]

Yeah. Okay.

[Chick]

Can land him.

[Willie]

Guys, where can we see your full schedule?

[Josh]

The Black Moods dot com.

[Chick]

It's got everything that you need, oddly enough.

[Josh]

And she goes only fans, by the way.

[Chick]

Hello?

[Josh]

Yeah, blackmoons.com. that's the way to go. Okay, thank you very much. And it's time for us to check out and thank you for checking out real quick. You can see some of this stuff on our YouTube channel and I believe starting at about 3 o' clock Eastern time today, it's going to be our special surprise. You guys are gonna love this.

[Chick]

All right.

[Josh]

You're all featured in it. Great. Yeah, you're gonna love it. You'll, you'll find out what it is at 3 o'. Clock. Ish. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel. I am Michael Rosenbaum.

[Chick]

I am Tom Welling. Welcome to Talk Bill, where it's fun.

[Josh]

To talk about small though we're going to be talking to sometimes guest stars.

[Chick]

Are you liking the direction Lois is going in?

[Josh]

Yeah, cuz I'm getting more screen time. It's good. But mostly it's just me and Tom remembering.

[Chick]

I think we all feel like there.

[Josh]

Was a scene missing here. Got me, Tom. Let's revisit it. Let's look at it. See what we remember. See what we remember. I had never been around anything like that before.

[Chick]

I mean, it was so fun. Talk Talk Bill. I just had a flashback follow and.

[Josh]

Listen on your favorite platform.

[Christy]

Let's get into it.