The BOB & TOM Show - August 11, 2025

Summary

Summary of The BOB & TOM Show - August 11, 2025

Introduction

The BOB & TOM Show, hosted by BOB and TOM alongside regular contributors Christy Lee, Chick McGee, Josh Arnold, and Ace Cosby, offers a unique blend of comedy, talk, news, and sports every morning. This episode, released on August 11, 2025, continues their tradition of engaging discussions, humorous segments, and interactive listener participation.

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1. Comedy Segments

• Josh Arnold's "Pissing Outside" Monologue [01:30]

  Josh Arnold kicks off the episode with a humorous monologue about the joys of urinating outdoors. His playful take includes exaggerated scenarios and light-hearted jokes that resonate with listeners' experiences.

  Notable Quote:

  "You don't know what you're missing until you start pissing outside."
  [01:30]

• Interaction About Christy Lee's Doily Sleeve [04:25]

  The hosts engage in playful banter about Christy Lee’s fashion choice, specifically her doily sleeve, highlighting the show's camaraderie and light-hearted humor.

  Notable Quote:

  "Christie's sleeves are making me motion sick."
  [04:25]

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2. Listener Letters and Interactions

• Mike from Cincinnati on Restroom Habits [07:59]

  Mike shares a relatable story about changing his restroom habits to satisfy his spouse, adding a humorous twist with his singing habit.

  Notable Quote:

  "I now sit every time I go. However, I can't help it, I sing, 'Man, I Feel like a Woman.'"
  [08:00]

• Discussions on Pizza Consumption and Local Wildlife [05:00 - 13:36]

  The hosts and listeners delve into topics like pizza preferences, armadillo invasions in Missouri, and humorous anecdotes about pet interactions, showcasing the show's diverse range of discussions.

  Notable Quote:

  "I've never seen the original Freaky Friday."
  [22:00]

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3. News Stories and Sports Updates

• Justin Rose's Remarkable Golf Comeback [40:07]

  The show covers Justin Rose’s stunning comeback in the FedEx St. Jude Championship, highlighting his ability to overturn a three-shot deficit with four consecutive birdies.

  Notable Quote:

  "He produced a stunning rally. Four straight birdies to make up a three shot deficit."
  [40:07]

• Unveiling of Tom Brady’s Statue [62:29]

  The Patriots unveil a bronze statue of Tom Brady, sparking humorous critiques about its artistic features among the hosts.

  Notable Quote:

  "The statue has bird poop all over it."
  [62:08]

• Longest Lightning Flash Recorded [65:36]

  Scientists document the longest single lightning flash ever recorded, aptly named a Mega Flash, stretching 515 miles across the central United States.

  Notable Quote:

  "Mega Flash occurred on October 2017 from Eastern Texas almost to Kansas City."
  [65:36]

• NASCAR and IndyCar Highlights [41:02 - 42:25]

  The hosts discuss Will Power’s victory and Shane Van Gisbergen’s rookie record in NASCAR, along with Connor Zillish’s celebration mishap resulting in a broken collarbone.

  Notable Quote:

  "He fell off his car and broke his collarbone."
  [42:07]

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4. Guest Appearance: Comedian Greg Warren [99:46 - 115:08]

• Pickle History and Preferences [100:16 - 107:14]

  Greg Warren explores the history of pickles, expressing his preference for kosher dill pickles over sweeter varieties. He shares practical tips on quick pickling using leftover brine.

  Notable Quote:

  "Pickling is the oldest method of food preservation."
  [103:05]

• Etymology and Latin Phrases [105:27 - 160:58]

  In a humorous exchange, Greg and the hosts discuss Latin phrases related to pickling and everyday sayings, blending educational content with comedy.

  Notable Quote:

  "Don't use a spoon to twirl?"
  [19:53]

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5. Cultural and Social Discussions

• Adult Pacifiers Trend in China [132:01 - 146:18]

  Christy Lee highlights a bizarre trend where adults in China are using pacifiers to relieve anxiety and improve sleep, while experts raise concerns about potential health hazards.

  Notable Quote:

  "Adult pacifier use can pose a choking hazard and limit jaw movement."
  [132:06]

• Passwords and Security Tips [118:24 - 153:56]

  The hosts discuss common password pitfalls and share humorous anecdotes about password management, emphasizing the importance of unique and secure passwords.

  Notable Quote:

  "My password is Alan Ludden."
  [120:53]

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6. Advertisements Skipped

Per the guidelines, all advertisements, including Progressive Insurance, Mint Mobile, Silac Insurance, Raycon earbuds, BetterHelp therapy services, and Java House promotions, have been omitted from this summary to focus solely on the content-rich sections of the show.

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Conclusion

The BOB & TOM Show continues to deliver a mix of laughter, insightful discussions, and engaging stories. From humorous takes on everyday activities like pissing outside and pizza consumption to in-depth coverage of significant sports events and bizarre trends like adult pacifiers, this episode offers a comprehensive and entertaining experience. Guest comedian Greg Warren adds his unique perspective, enriching the show's dynamic atmosphere. Whether you're a long-time listener or new to the show, this episode encapsulates the essence of what makes The BOB & TOM Show a beloved morning staple.

Transcript

[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

It's the bob and Tom Show. The steam begins to rise. It slowly effervesces. Leaves are crinkling under sweet caresses. I cherish this moment of natural bliss. Nothing's missing when I'm pissing outside. Pissing outside. You don't know what you're missing until you start pissing outside. Pissing outside. Come on America. Pissing outside. You don't know what you're missing until you start pissing outside. There you go, you know a rock, a bush, a shrubbery, a tree. You can go anywhere you please. There's so many things that you can christen so make it like your mission and just start pissing outside. Pissing outside. You don't know what you're missing until you start missing outside. You know my favorite place is in the virgin snow. You find a fresh canvas and let it flow your name and watch it glisten Unless you're in Alaska then your task is to go faster cause it freezes and you have to walk backwards while you're pissing outside. Pissing outside. You don't know what you're missing until you start pissing outside. Pissing outside, Pissing outside. You don't know what you're missing until you start pissing outside. Because the grass is always greener when you water with your wiener outside. Hey hey there hi there ho there. You're as welcome as can be. What is that from the Disney show.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Hey there. Hi there. Is it Mickey Mouse Club?

[Christy Lee]

Mickey Mouse Club. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's the Bob and Tom show. And yours. Welcome as you can be. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Wearing a doily. Tom. Jewelry. Doily sleeve.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love it. There's Pac Godwin. Hello. There's Josh Arnold. We got a problem with Josh. There's Ace Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

Christie's sleeves are making me motion sick. What's.

[Josh Arnold]

What.

[Chick McGee]

What's happening?

[Josh Arnold]

They are busy. They're flowers and flowers.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. I've derailed the show already.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh has. Would like to talk to Tom real quick. I think.

[Ace Cosby]

I think I. I'm assuming I. I. There was a gift left on my desk. I just noticed a sticker here.

[Josh Arnold]

That is from a listener who.

[Chick McGee]

I did not put that.

[Josh Arnold]

Someone gave that to me at the show.

[Ace Cosby]

They love you. Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And said give this to Josh.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like a. What is it? A drawing of a p. Pizza.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. It looks like a nice slice of pepperoni pizza.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's in the shape of a pepperoni pizza.

[Ace Cosby]

Isn't that something?

[Chick McGee]

I did not. I had nothing to do with this.

[Ace Cosby]

You. You feel as though you had nothing to do with it.

[Josh Arnold]

You. You had everything you. No. No.

[Ace Cosby]

Granted you didn't purchase the sticker and give it to me. That is true. But he did have everything.

[Josh Arnold]

You. You have to. So it's a modicum of responsibility actuated this.

[Chick McGee]

I would guess that you probably did not have any pizza over the weekend. Am I correct?

[Josh Arnold]

Correct.

[Chick McGee]

Have I ruined pizza for you?

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Chick McGee]

So when you. When you want to order it, you go. I can't do it.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't do that. I still order it. But it's been a while. It's been a little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

Has anybody ever go, of course. Josh. You'll have some pizza. Is that right?

[Ace Cosby]

It's why I never restaurant.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. I wouldn't. I don't go out for it anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

And you guys asked me, why don't you go out anymore? Chick.

[Ace Cosby]

I hear. I hear people rave about the Costco pizza.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

And I'm tempted.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

But I. I can't be seen eating a piece of pizza there.

[Chick McGee]

It would be great to get an objective view of what is good pizza out there.

[Josh Arnold]

They're having pizza festivals.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Just had one here. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing wrong with that.

[Josh Arnold]

Big time Pizza Fest.

[Chick McGee]

Celebrate something good in the universe. Which is hard to do lately. Now we Opened up with a Billy Jonas. Billy Jonas and that song. And I've received several letters about this. I don't remember exactly when we were.

[Josh Arnold]

Talking about something else. That's your fault.

[Chick McGee]

As a matter of fact, I did have a glorious urination event about 20 minutes ago. Outside.

[Christy Lee]

You see, at your house or here?

[Chick McGee]

Right here. Right here next to your car.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know who it was. One of my teachers once said, you know, the law is simple. You have to think, if everyone did this, would it be a problem? And then they make a law against it.

[Ace Cosby]

What would you rather have happen? Tom is peeing outside and it's bitten by a fox.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Ace Cosby]

Or ripped off by a soaring hawk.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

The hawk's gonna be better in the movie.

[Christy Lee]

There's a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot to like about both.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Because a fox won't bite it off. It'll have to kind of chew it off.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He'll spend some time, more likely. We got a lot of coyotes around here.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what's going on. And a bunch of people mentioned to me this invasion of the armadillos kind of sweeping across Missouri and Illinois and Indiana.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, in Indiana. Yeah. We have a letter about that.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, before we get to that, we got a letter about. And we were talking about this, and I don't remember where or why, but this is from Mike in Cincinnati.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Mike.

[Chick McGee]

He goes, I've listened to you guys for 30 years. Thank you very much. You were talking about whether you stood or sat when using the restroom. I've been married for 23 years. My wife constantly complained about the state of the bathroom when I was done. So I've finally given up. I now sit every time I go. However, I can't help it, I sing, Man, I Feel like a Woman to Shania Twain song every time I sit down. Just thought you'd want to have that knowledge. Well, thank you very much. I certainly appreciate that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the main reason I sit at night during. I don't sit here. I. My pants go down to my ankles like a toddler. You know that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, of course.

[Christy Lee]

But you do sit at home.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially at night, you know, kind of dark. I don't want to pee on the floor.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to fall over.

[Josh Arnold]

And you know what? You know, peeing on the floor for a guy, it's like you start to go. And you go. I don't hear water hitting water. And then you hear that. That telltale plastic rustling of the waste, waste paper Basket.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And there is the thing where you get the famous bif. Bifurcation. Occasionally a trifurcation, if that's a word, where it's going two different directions. You.

[Josh Arnold]

This is not a thing.

[Chick McGee]

Generally speaking. Pick the larger stream. Have that.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got to be a hair. And. No, everybody knows you're hairless.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it's a various goop. And they think, oh, that's even worse in the urethral.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe you need to get a Q tip in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Hawk versus Fox. How about goop versus hair?

[Chick McGee]

In any event, the one concession I did get while building my house that I live in now is I do have a urinal and the main bedroom, which is just. Which is very nice.

[Ace Cosby]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

I highly recommend.

[Josh Arnold]

You're a mess.

[Chick McGee]

But I've received more than one letter on this topic, and there are a lot of. A lot of guys who have just given up. They just sit all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Why not?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but, you know, I don't want to sit in the public restroom especially.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, I don't sit there either.

[Christy Lee]

Women don't either.

[Josh Arnold]

I always go in the store.

[Chick McGee]

You hover.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That's why I have great quads, honey.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. I have a little bit of the urinal shyness. I think I have a little bit of that. Oh, I get that.

[Ace Cosby]

Every now and again, being in front.

[Josh Arnold]

Of someone else, the airport and the plane shift and it's crowded, and there's a guy behind you, and you. And then you fake it. Do you ever fake it?

[Chick McGee]

Ah, nothing's worse than a sporting event where you've got, you know, a limited amount of time during halftime and there are 30 people behind you. A lot of pressure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. But I don't see you. And I have a compliment coming up for you, but I just don't see you paying that close attention to a sporting event that you in your brain go, I got to get back and watch the action. I don't think.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're correct about that. Nobody just.

[Josh Arnold]

But, no but just so you're not rushed.

[Chick McGee]

No, I just. It is. There's pressure.

[Josh Arnold]

As a matter of fact, I see a men's restroom for you as another comedy venue for you to go. I wonder who I could. I'll do. I'll do five minutes here in the back.

[Chick McGee]

Never talk. I did learn something of some. This is some valuable information. This shows how stupid I am on overnight. Let's see, between. Yeah, overnight, early Sunday morning, Saturday night, I. I probably got up to pee five times. I couldn't Figure out what was going on because I didn't have a lot to drink. I think I had one glass of iced tea in the afternoon. I was just baffled about. I must be sick or something. It's got to be something wrong. And then I got up early and I went into the refrigerator and I noticed that there was still a huge tray of watermelon. And I realized that I'd had about an entire watermelon in the. During the heat of the day.

[Christy Lee]

It's all water, baby.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And I just. How did I not realize that? So there's a little tip. If you're gonna eat a lot of watermelon, be prepared to get up and pee.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all. That's right there in the name.

[Chick McGee]

I know. I. I just. I feel so stupid now.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna say how smart you are. I did chicken thighs on the grill yesterday. Could not have been more delicious. Oh, yeah. And that you're my inspiration. Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Did you marinate them in Italian?

[Josh Arnold]

Italian dressing. And I kept in my brain best of the bird chicken thigh. Yeah. So thank you.

[Chick McGee]

When it's hot outside, there's almost nothing better than chicken.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. And it was blistering. I almost passed out at the grill three times.

[Chick McGee]

But I'm okay. Delightful.

[Josh Arnold]

Boneless. Gotta go.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, they're good.

[Josh Arnold]

I got the bone for you.

[Chick McGee]

You're right.

[Ace Cosby]

You don't need more.

[Josh Arnold]

You got it. I got the bone.

[Chick McGee]

How was your weekend? Bone in.

[Josh Arnold]

No bone in. No bone in. No, no, no. Bueno. No bone in. Bueno. No bone in.

[Christy Lee]

You had great shows, I heard.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

They're fun.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I got nice text.

[Chick McGee]

Now we have something from you. You said you.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, armadillos. We were talking about armadillos. Hey, Friday, you were talking about armadillos. This is from Becca.

[Josh Arnold]

Say armadillo again.

[Christy Lee]

Armadillo. I thought I'd share two facts I recently learned. Three banded armadillos is the only amadillo that can roll up into a complete sphere. There are different types.

[Josh Arnold]

Rush is a three banded armadillo. Never mind. Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

It also has the largest penis to body ratio of any other animal.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I see this animal, man.

[Ace Cosby]

I've seen that animal with that bone, with that boat.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

She said so. Ladies, if you ever hear someone referred to as being hung like a three banded armadillo, run. Have a great morning.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, good to know.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder what the percentage is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

50 of his body weights. Penis or I assume.

[Chick McGee]

I assume that there's a product out There called the Armadildo.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, probably kind of, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Would that be awful? I'm sure it's got to be a. It's too obvious. Yeah, it's probably out there. Coming up, today's Bob and Tom Show. It'll be our friend, comedian Greg Warren.

[Josh Arnold]

Yay.

[Chick McGee]

Ray's got a bunch of great stuff out there on. On the Internet floating around. A couple of great specials.

[Ace Cosby]

Didn't we talk to him last week?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we did.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. You're sticking with a comedian thing, huh?

[Chick McGee]

He's on Nate Bargassi's YouTube channel. I highly recommend it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he was on with Liam Morgan. It was so cute the other day. It was very fun.

[Chick McGee]

Right now, I want to remind you that the Bob and Tom show brought you by the Silac Insurance Company. You've been hearing about Silac annuities for a while now here in the Bob and Tom program. How about we do another McGee, three. Three questions from the Silac FAQ area. How about that? Number one. Dear Chick, I want to browse and read about all the Silac annuity choices. What is the Silac address for the Silac website?

[Josh Arnold]

That's easy. Silacins dot com. That's s I l a c I n s dot com.

[Chick McGee]

Very good, Chick. Question number two. I love the idea of getting a 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. What's the phone number for that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, very easy. Just dial £250 on your cell and say bonus 20. That's bonus 2 0.

[Chick McGee]

Bonus 2 0. Okay, I'll ask. Question. Are armadillos all blue?

[Josh Arnold]

No, they are not. Back to you, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

I have no idea. Very informative. For the 20 silac bonus, dial £250 and say out loud, bonus 20. That's bonus two zero. Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

How are you today?

[Christy Lee]

I'm good. How are you?

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Coming up, we have some interesting news from the world of milkshakes and smoothies. No, no, this may be a first.

[Josh Arnold]

And a record that doesn't count. Came in over the weekend. Preseason football. Oh, okay. It don't count.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but it was very cool. And the aforementioned Greg Warren and statues. Okay, okay, good we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

This episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. You chose to hit play on this podcast today. Smart Choice. Progressive loves to help people make smart choices. That's why they offer a tool called Auto Quote Explorer that allows you to compare your progressive car insurance quote with rates from other companies so you save time on the research and can enjoy savings when you choose the best rate for you. Give it a try after this [e-mail] Progressive Casualty Insurance Company and affiliates not available in all states or situations. Prices vary based on how you buy.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, chicken.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi there.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby.

[Ace Cosby]

Howdy.

[Josh Arnold]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. This music makes me nervous.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Josh Arnold]

Like something's coming bearing down on me.

[Chick McGee]

It sounds like the the credits to a movie that's just ended. The car is going down the road.

[Ace Cosby]

Always reminds me of lottery music and 35 as the ladies pulling the and 7.

[Josh Arnold]

If you had it, come and get it.

[Chick McGee]

We had a big lottery win story just the other day, but also that same day we were talking with comedian Alex Price and he mentioned something kind of funny that he sort of thought he was kind of like the grim reaper because he would go to certain places and they would end up closing. He worked at.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He worked at Sears and Blockbuster and yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Circuit City.

[Chick McGee]

All these places. He would work, they would close. Nick writes from Puerto Rico this morning. Hey, I listened to your show.

[Josh Arnold]

Rich Coast.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Puerto Rico Rich. Rich port, maybe Port Rich Coast. Costa Rica would probably be Rich coast. But I don't know my Spanish. Very limited Senor or senorita.

[Josh Arnold]

Bueno.

[Chick McGee]

He goes. I was listening to Friday show. Alex Price mentioned he is the grim reaper for franchises like Sears, etc. I live in Puerto Rico. My wife and I joke it's where franchises go to retirement.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

Because we go to a mall currently has a Sears, a Kmart, a Sizzler, a Fuddruckers.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Among many long forgotten establishments.

[Christy Lee]

That's crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

I miss Fuddruckers. I miss Flaky Jake's. Remember Flake? Yes. They had a great hamburger, man. Yes. Cheeseburger. They had a work.

[Chick McGee]

A fixing bar was Fuddruckers. The place that had the Huge signs, no photography.

[Josh Arnold]

That is the place. I think it is. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And they had a.

[Chick McGee]

That was so off putting. I never went back. It was like.

[Josh Arnold]

Really? They put her on an easel? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There was a big. We're like, don't take pictures. And you're like, what, someone's gonna steal? What's your big secret? Plates, chairs, tables, silverware. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Arrangement, maybe. You'd be surprised how many people would start a restaurant without silverware. That'll blow the lid off the entire industry.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was very hostile.

[Ace Cosby]

Can I talk to you for a second? What was the one thing I told you to get?

[Josh Arnold]

Silverware.

[Ace Cosby]

Silverware.

[Chick McGee]

This is a spaghetti place. People can't eat. They can't eat with their hands.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, and speaking of. Ever used the spoon?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

When they give you spaghetti, I always use the spoon. I have.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

You don't use a spoon to twirl?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

Right. I.

[Christy Lee]

My husband doesn't either.

[Ace Cosby]

I have and it's very effective.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Ace Cosby]

But I never do it.

[Christy Lee]

Do you put your spaghetti.

[Chick McGee]

It's like floss. It's like flossing, you know, it works. But.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Come on. I got a life to lead here.

[Josh Arnold]

I bite it off with my teeth.

[Christy Lee]

Eddie will cut it.

[Josh Arnold]

I like to make a big show of sucking it into my mouth. That shows whoever I'm with, I'm adept at Cunningus. Oh, that's what I.

[Ace Cosby]

Interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the message. I don't limit it to that.

[Ace Cosby]

If.

[Chick McGee]

If you're with a guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Either way. That's right. Oral satisfaction. The whole umbrella.

[Ace Cosby]

No, you don't have to do it at the man of cottage.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, look at this clambling.

[Chick McGee]

This clambling weenie. Is he. Yes. Yeah, yeah. He's also doing it with.

[Josh Arnold]

What? Do you see this Polish sauce.

[Chick McGee]

Some of the shorter noodles, like the. No need to do with the Mac and cheese, sir. There is a. I did. I went to see the movie the Naked Gun and you had told me that there was one scene that might be slightly inappropriate, but. Yeah, that is.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Finn and I went to see it. Yeah, it's. Yeah, it's pretty funny.

[Josh Arnold]

What's it rated?

[Ace Cosby]

PG 13.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't even look.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah, but there's one sort of.

[Chick McGee]

There is one series of gags.

[Ace Cosby]

Holy cow.

[Chick McGee]

It's very Seth MacFarlane. Yeah, I almost guarantee he thought of that or gave it a big thumbs up.

[Josh Arnold]

He had to think of the O.J. simpson thing. And that's not in the movie.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Which. That's probably the best joke in the whole movie, I think it's safe to say. But it's very funny.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder who they had to get to. Okay. That or they paid OJ or just sent the money to the Goldmans or. What do you think the process was on that?

[Chick McGee]

They probably have. In the original movie. They probably have the rights to.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All the characters.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think. And the Zuckers don't have anything to do with this one. Right. Other than cash in the check they got for.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. He was. David Zucker was asked if he wanted executive producer credit. He said, no, I didn't. I didn't write anything. I didn't. This is your thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

So. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did you take the kids to see Freakier Friday?

[Chick McGee]

No, they. But they did go. They went with someone else. I've never seen the original Freaky Friday.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I think you'd be all right.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you'll be. You'll be totally fine.

[Chick McGee]

You gotta. You gotta see the first one.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you going to Freaky Friday? Congratulations. That's what you got to go. To get all the backstory.

[Chick McGee]

All right. In any event, so it's good to know if you want to travel back in time 20 plus years. If you go to Puerto Rico, Sears, Kmart, Sizzler, and Fuddruckers.

[Ace Cosby]

That's fun.

[Josh Arnold]

I like Sizzler, too.

[Christy Lee]

I do, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is Sizzler gone?

[Christy Lee]

Sizzler.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't seen one forever.

[Christy Lee]

Their Texas toast was awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

They had. When I lived in San Diego, 95. They had, I don't know, five or six different chains of soup and salad bars that were.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Gigantic. And they were really good. And I don't know why they didn't make it out here, but they never did.

[Chick McGee]

Are they still out there?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know the answer to that. I don't think so. 1. One was awkwardly named.

[Ace Cosby]

We had a couple of them in St. Louis, and they were great.

[Josh Arnold]

The Soup Plantation.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, no, we did not have that. We had.

[Josh Arnold]

That was a good one. Yeah, that was a great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, real good.

[Josh Arnold]

Really good.

[Ace Cosby]

Huge.

[Josh Arnold]

Gigantic.

[Ace Cosby]

It would look like a.

[Josh Arnold]

Where it looked like a Best Buy had been hollowed out. And they made. They put in soup and salad.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know exactly which soup and salad place you're talking about in San Diego.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. I loved it.

[Christy Lee]

Carl's bad.

[Chick McGee]

And was Fuddruckers supposed to. Am I supposed to know what that means?

[Christy Lee]

They were in the airport for a while in Atlanta.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I just assumed it was a name of some kind. I have no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm strangely aroused when you say Fuddrucker.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it's obviously kind of a play on.

[Josh Arnold]

They're having fun, I think. Am I your fuddrucker? Yeah, Just awkward Uncle Bear.

[Chick McGee]

Like that place Cornalingus.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, the corn was good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But you had. You were allowed to bite.

[Josh Arnold]

And they. Their thing was no silverware.

[Chick McGee]

If you're just joining us, lucky you. Time to move Forward.

[Josh Arnold]

We're on one.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. That's Chick McGee. This is the Bob and Tom program. I'm Tom. There's Pat, there's Ace, Christy Lee's over there. And Josh Arnold has joined us here. We have more letters over there.

[Josh Arnold]

Good morning, Bob and Tom Show. I found a video that I think Tom is going to love. And now I am passing it on to Tom. It's a guy skiing. Right. And juggling at the same time. Wow. Tom, you're entirely welcome.

[Chick McGee]

Well, so here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

And. Sorry, everyone else.

[Chick McGee]

It's from the GoPro Awards. Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at him. Look at him go.

[Chick McGee]

This guy, he's. And he's juggling bowling pins. And he's really good.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Skiing and at juggling.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. He's not doing the moguls, though. But he's skiing.

[Chick McGee]

He's very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you go that fast? Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

He's going off a jump. He went off a jump and he's still juggling.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

And he's wearing a GoPro on his helmet, so you can see. This is great.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

He's juggling giant pink bowling pins.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Look like things.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at the size of those things. That is great.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thank you very much. That's really cool. We'll have to repost that. Certainly appreciate it. Now, any more letters on your side?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Dear Bob at TOM show. Up till recently, I worked in Breckenridge, Colorado.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Listening to Tom talk about his ski trip and skiing and all things skiing reminds me of why I left Breckenridge, Colorado. You guys just have to deal with one Tom per day talking about skiing.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't bring it up.

[Ace Cosby]

It's a town of Toms.

[Josh Arnold]

Imagine having to deal with a whole town of Toms. That's exactly what it says. And it gets even worse during ski season.

[Chick McGee]

That's when the skiers tend to come out there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

High altitude there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. What do you got, 7,000?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you got much. Denver's at 5.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on 5, 7, 10.

[Chick McGee]

Keep going up. Now we have Pat Godwin back from a little bit of a couple of assignments or two. We have some music planned for today's program. Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever you need, boss.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I got another letter here while you get ready for something.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you have to get ready for something? One ready to go right now?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You got one in the chamber. If Thomas to go, we can always go.

[Chick McGee]

Driving home with my 9 year old daughter and 7 year old son. Over the weekend, AC DC's song Dirty Deeds Done Cheap came on the radio Dirt cheap. Of course I'm singing Dirty Deeds and the Dunder Chief. Thanks to Tom, once again, that's what I thought it was. I thought it was some aboriginal. Sure, because I'm an idiot and wasn't really paying attention for years. It is in fact, dirty deeds done dirt cheap. However, my little girl started singing Dirty deeds. Thunder Cheeks.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, that's good.

[Chick McGee]

That's another big great little tune there.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, Thunder Cheeks.

[Josh Arnold]

How about them Thunder Cheeks?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Doesn't Thunder Cheeks sound like a very athletic female posterior?

[Ace Cosby]

That ass. Yeah, healthy.

[Chick McGee]

You've seen the Thunder cheeks on that babe. Oh, wow, she tightened those things up. You're going to be limping for a week.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you okay? Getting lost in thundercheeks.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Lance. In Saginaw, Michigan. A beautiful country in the middle of Michigan. Now, Pat, what were you thinking about playing for us?

[Josh Arnold]

You were talking about peeing. Peeing out.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we opened up with a song about peeing and then we have had a number of letters about guys that have just finally given up and they always sit down when they pee. Especially if they're married and have a lot of ladies. Are you going through the machine? I'm not hearing your guitar.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

Give it plugged in.

[Josh Arnold]

Got me up there, ace.

[Chick McGee]

There we go.

[Ace Cosby]

You hear me now?

[Christy Lee]

I hear you.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you hear me now?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I can hear you now can.

[Josh Arnold]

You hear me now? Getting older Something that I hate waking up all night thanks to my pride I stayed I stand at the toilet.

[Ace Cosby]

And I just have to wait My.

[Josh Arnold]

Doctor told me I might require medication to help with the flow of my urination. And something stuck together uh huh all working against each other uh huh Bifurcated stream Peeing in the dark nothing in between to the left it arcs on the right it's wild going down my pants they're independent of each other Like a twin brother and another Aha. Bifurcated stream Got some on the floor wife she tripped and fell now she's Awful sore. Pee is on the sea. Man. She's really and mad and we're fighting with each other. She's gonna stay with the mother bifurcated.

[Christy Lee]

Street like you planned.

[Josh Arnold]

That ended it big.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thank you very much, Mr. God. If you'd like to write us a letter, any topic is open. We'd love to hear from you. Bob and Tom at Bob and Tom. Coming up, we're gonna be checking into the world of sports.

[Josh Arnold]

He said chicken in. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's nice. Kind of a. Kind of a slip there. Yeah, we'll be checking in with the chickster. We have a Christy Lee at the news desk, the Silac Insurance news desk to be more precise. And you want to just give us a couple quick teaser lines? What's coming up?

[Christy Lee]

Do you guys have a pacifier? We'll talk about that coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

You mean a little baby socky?

[Ace Cosby]

A binky.

[Christy Lee]

A binky.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, chick, you might know this one. What do they call those in England.

[Josh Arnold]

Suck better?

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen that?

[Ace Cosby]

Have you seen the boys suck better?

[Chick McGee]

It is a dummy.

[Christy Lee]

A dummy.

[Josh Arnold]

I have not heard that one. Huh? Huh?

[Chick McGee]

Do you have the dummy?

[Josh Arnold]

You have the dummy.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

Nappy is a diaper.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, dummy and. Yeah. And it's the same as pacifier here.

[Josh Arnold]

In the US there's so much work.

[Ace Cosby]

I have to do.

[Christy Lee]

We also have Hunter zero, Buffalo one.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I thought you were talking about us. I thought you're talking about the first hunter ever. Ever Hunter. Hunter zero.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

That's a patient zero. Oh, that's slightly different. You can hear this program in many ways. One of the great ways to hear it is through those Raycon earbuds.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Love the Raycon earbuds and the raycon headphones over the year. Over the head, over the ears.

[Josh Arnold]

Over the head.

[Chick McGee]

They're terrific and I highly recommend them especially if you slow a little vacation time left. Got that one last vacation. Maybe you're going some way for somewhere for Labor Day weekend. Highly recommended for the kids because they'll be in the backseat, they're quiet watching some inappropriate movie you don't know about because you can't catch them. But at least it'll sound great through there.

[Josh Arnold]

Be quiet, daddy. They're gonna wake the gimp up.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Josh Arnold]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom show. This is the story breaking right now.

[Ace Cosby]

Fox one is coming soon which means.

[Josh Arnold]

Soon you can be there live for.

[Ace Cosby]

All the biggest moments.

[Josh Arnold]

She is gone.

[Ace Cosby]

And witness history as it's made.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not about me.

[Chick McGee]

It's about what this human spaceflight program is about.

[Josh Arnold]

It's our national goals. Get all of your favorite news, sports and entertainment with a side of I think I may have peed a little.

[Ace Cosby]

All in One app streaming live on August 21st. Fox One.

[Chick McGee]

Around the house.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios there's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi. Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi. There's Josh Arnold. Hello. Hi. There's Ace Cosby.

[Ace Cosby]

I just cut it out.

[Christy Lee]

Got it out. He said I have fun.

[Josh Arnold]

We're having fun over here, Tom. No, no, we're not.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Good morning, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Good morning, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

I got.

[Chick McGee]

I was at pile of letters my coffee. My coffee place over the weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course. How many times did you get go to get coffee? You don't have to be just in general. On Saturday.

[Chick McGee]

I rode my bike into town twice as a matter of fact.

[Ace Cosby]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

You carry coffee on your bike?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. I drink a sit down. You see, get up really early and you can get out there before it's check local listing. It's been really hot. So you want to do your extra. I was amazed how many people were up at dawn's early light on the.

[Christy Lee]

Oh really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. People are starting to realize wait a minute. By 11 o' clock this is not any fun. True special hello to the guy that I saw this morning running right up here wearing black shorts and a black shirt.

[Ace Cosby]

Was he holding a vcr?

[Chick McGee]

I like that joke for two reasons. The VCR Aspect of it.

[Josh Arnold]

It makes people go, what, do you have an outfit? Do you have a suit? Do you have a get up that you wear on your bike, like bike shorts and.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I do.

[Josh Arnold]

I wear tank tops. You show off the guns.

[Chick McGee]

That lights up, you know, I have a.

[Josh Arnold]

Please tell me you wear a button up on your bike. Like a button up shirt, Long sleeve.

[Chick McGee]

Button up like a, you know, one of these sausage pants on. I don't, I don't wear the sausage pants.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. Oh, you gotta get offensive. You gotta show that anaconda off.

[Christy Lee]

Come on, you gotta. Worse. Oh, I bet you wear Lululemons, don't you?

[Chick McGee]

No, I wear jeans and I just pull them up.

[Ace Cosby]

Jeans, Jeans and you pull them up.

[Christy Lee]

See, there's always caught in this.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there's always that guy at the gym working out in jeans and he can bench press 475.

[Christy Lee]

It's 90 degrees. You're wearing jeans on a bike.

[Chick McGee]

It's early in the morning. I'm not a shorts guy. But in any case, a nice leg.

[Josh Arnold]

Show it off.

[Chick McGee]

In any event, so there I am at the coffee. But this is something that.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot.

[Chick McGee]

Of these coffee places that when they're crowded, they'll just start stacking the coffee. You've got to grab each cup and spin it to see who's getting it. That I'm realizing I've got, you know, Joe hasn't showered in three weeks, probably sleeps under a bridge touching my coffee.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my God. What?

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Ace Cosby]

That is a. That is a problem working at the coffee shop.

[Chick McGee]

No, you don't go to these places. So you don't understand. They. When they put them up there, then you've got to walk up and figure out which one is yours. Especially.

[Christy Lee]

I thought they called your name when it was ready.

[Ace Cosby]

They do, but not everybody goes up and gets it.

[Chick McGee]

But see, a lot of people, a lot. And a lot of people are doing the ordering in advance. They get there and they say.

[Josh Arnold]

And a lot of people don't pay attention when their name's called.

[Chick McGee]

That's true in any of good. So, but. So the other day I opened and the guy's name was Jesus or Jesus.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, one of the two.

[Chick McGee]

That kind of a bold move. Well, I mean culturally, in Christian society.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I think it's a.

[Chick McGee]

If a guy's name's Jesus, you know, he's.

[Ace Cosby]

I think Jesus is not as bold as it seems to non.

[Josh Arnold]

Name in Florida.

[Ace Cosby]

But. Yeah, but it must have been sort of alarming. You turn around and see it's Jesus's coffee.

[Josh Arnold]

But if you think. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And it appears Jesus likes, I'm guessing an iced vanilla latte, judging by the writing on it, extra hot. You think? No, no, it was not ice, but it just. Just. I think it's just kind of interesting. Kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

A.

[Chick McGee]

Certain other religions do that. A lot of. A lot of dudes named Muhammad out there.

[Josh Arnold]

Jesus has an iced coffee, huh?

[Chick McGee]

That's what he had there. Yeah. Who knows?

[Josh Arnold]

You get a scone, maybe a protein box.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't look at everything. The. You know something?

[Ace Cosby]

He was king of the bagels.

[Chick McGee]

That's almost. That's almost as good as the VCR joke, if not better.

[Josh Arnold]

That.

[Ace Cosby]

What can I say?

[Josh Arnold]

Jesus can't eat peanuts. They fall through his hand. Oh, Paul.

[Chick McGee]

See, now we. We were having some fun, and now look what he did.

[Josh Arnold]

Look what he did. Impractical. Look it up.

[Chick McGee]

Are there other religions that do that?

[Christy Lee]

Do what?

[Chick McGee]

Like are Hindus. Well, you know who's the big God in Hinduism? Him there a whole bunch of them.

[Josh Arnold]

What's his name? Eight armed in the middle of Vishnu something.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I always forget.

[Josh Arnold]

But.

[Chick McGee]

But do they name their little baby Vishnu?

[Josh Arnold]

Where do you think Buddy comes from?

[Chick McGee]

Buddy.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Buddy. Yeah, bud, That's. But no, it's Buddha. Hey, Buddy. That's what Richard Gere tells me on the Buddha documentary. And he should know.

[Chick McGee]

He's a Buddhist.

[Christy Lee]

Big Buddhist.

[Chick McGee]

Really? Well, see, I. I know two guys named Buddy, and neither of them are a Hindu or Buddhist.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you call yourself fourth gear if your name was Richard Gere? Yeah, please. Wouldn't that be good? All of his movies of Richard. Fourth in quotes, gear.

[Chick McGee]

Well, in any. We can. We can move forward. Here we have.

[Josh Arnold]

What about the dick?

[Chick McGee]

Did you see. Had another letter? I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

I do, and I haven't read them yet. This letter is for Chick. Good morning Bob and Tom show. I know. Like me, he's a fan of the BC Pro BBC programming. Oh, I am very much British Broadcasting Company. Josh.

[Ace Cosby]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Chick, I've learned that the repair shop is now on Amazon Prime. Really? They only had like a couple seasons.

[Chick McGee]

And this is a great show.

[Josh Arnold]

The repair shop is one.

[Chick McGee]

People will bring in some old random device like an ancient clock, and they'll take it apart and put it. It's really cool.

[Christy Lee]

Amazing. They can fix it.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm bringing in a grandfather clock. As my father was laying on his deathbed, he said he loved me. And then he stopped breathing and the clock stopped ticking. Oh, my. Is there any way you can. And they do. Boy, they. And I don't. I'm with who asked me. They don't ever show you the final bill that they get. People get. I bet it's.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Because sometimes they have to find tools to fix some of this.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

They had special tools for a music box. I saw them fixing once. Tools you only need to fix a music box. They're good for nothing else.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of those shows are guilty of that though. They'll have the. They'll restore some car and then at the end they'll go, we only spent twelve hundred dollars on parts. Yes. Then you had four expert mechanics. What'd they charge?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. At $100 an hour or whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Well deserved.

[Christy Lee]

But I mean, I know.

[Chick McGee]

Same as some of those house flipping shows. They don't tell you about the cost of actually flipping it. Getting all the guys to come work on it.

[Josh Arnold]

They have a porcelain expert, they have a leather expert, they have a clock expert on the repair shop.

[Chick McGee]

They should do where the experts from pawn shop. Meet those guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that would be good.

[Chick McGee]

The battle of the network experts.

[Josh Arnold]

Superstars.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, bring it back.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd watch it. I don't know anybody else would, but I'd watch it.

[Chick McGee]

This is the final vote on this one, by the way. I blame Tom for this longtime listener, first time emailer. Thanks, Tom. You put that stupid song Sugar Shack in my head all weekend. I had to download the song and listen to it to cleanse my head. Now that was not my fault. Chick actually thought it was.

[Josh Arnold]

Sh, sh, sh, sh.

[Chick McGee]

What was it?

[Josh Arnold]

The Nancy Sinatra Sugar. As opposed to Sugar Town?

[Chick McGee]

Sugar Shack.

[Josh Arnold]

Sugar Shack I was not aware of.

[Chick McGee]

But we did learn that the guy that sings that had a very good career in the world of music. Beyond that dumb song. I'm not going to make you suffer through it yet again. Now it's time for us to move forward here. What have you got going on over there in the world of sports?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we got a golf tournament that almost didn't end yesterday. Hell of a golf tournament. Justin Rose. Justin Rose produced a stunning rally. Four straight birdies to make up a three shot deficit with five holes to play. Are you kidding me?

[Ace Cosby]

Jeez.

[Josh Arnold]

He made two birdies and three hole playoff to beat U.S. open champion J.J. spawn in the FedEx St. Jude Championship. That's Justin Rose. Justin Rose, your champion. That's exactly right. WNBA yesterday, Minnesota, Washington, Atlanta, Los Angeles and Vegas all winter. Alex Palo Palau. Alex. Below are we saying he secured his fourth IndyCar championship in five seasons? Portland International title contender Pato Award Lost power early in the race.

[Christy Lee]

Will Power won the race, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Started on the pole, and I was getting to that. But congratulations to Will Power. And Shane Van Gisbergen continued his march into NASCAR history and set a rookie record, his fourth victory this season. He wins at Watkins Glen yesterday in nascar. But Connor Zillish back at Watkins Glen yesterday. He won the Saturday race.

[Ace Cosby]

Funny, he doesn't look zillish.

[Josh Arnold]

And he fell off his car and broke his collarbone.

[Ace Cosby]

Ouch.

[Josh Arnold]

I've done that in celebration during. And it is quite. Yeah, it is quite the tumble. Here he is getting. Getting out of the car. Everything's fine. Thanks, team. I appreciate it. Yay. Son of a gun. I really.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. That sucks.

[Josh Arnold]

Bad, man.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it was scary. That's scary.

[Chick McGee]

Not gonna be able to wear a seat belt for a while, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

You're not gonna be able.

[Chick McGee]

That's terrible.

[Josh Arnold]

That. Really.

[Christy Lee]

And embarrassing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you think?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You think he's embarrassed?

[Ace Cosby]

I think so, though.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd be embarrassed.

[Christy Lee]

I'd be embarrassed.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember, we were sitting.

[Chick McGee]

Poor guy. He lands right on his coll. Oh, God. And he's just.

[Christy Lee]

It's best.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, remember, we were sitting. We were all sitting somewhere doing the show, and some guy came and sat down in a chair, and the chair just exploded. Remember that? It didn't hold him very well.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. Yes. We didn't know what to say. We didn't know what to do.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, it was just a very embarrassing moment for the person. I see.

[Josh Arnold]

Was he a larger fellow? Is that what you're saying?

[Chick McGee]

Anybody ever named their kid? Just to get back to my topic.

[Josh Arnold]

Here, the chair just gave up.

[Chick McGee]

You know, certain cultures, they name their kid Jesus.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Does anybody ever name their kid Judas just in anticipation?

[Ace Cosby]

You don't really hear Judases. I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't somebody thank. Did somebody thank Satan? This is kind of on the same line. Some award show. Yeah. You know, I like, thank the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ with this guy. I like, thank the evil overlord of the underworld empire.

[Ace Cosby]

Did they seem to be in earnest.

[Josh Arnold]

Or they say no? I think they were just trying to make a point, probably, or something. I see.

[Chick McGee]

Well, coming up, we have more news in the world of sports, including an almost world record NFL preseason. Yeah. And we have adult pacifiers. It's a thing. We'll find out about it from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. There's Ace Cosby, Greg Warren. Coming up later this morning, Greggy Boy. The Warren Report brought to you by Champion windows. Visit championsave now.com hello, Tom, I got letters over here.

[Chick McGee]

I got one to you. Go first.

[Josh Arnold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show, I have listened for years, but more consistently over the last five or so. I have a longer commute now. Tom, you spoke of shoeshine service at airports. Last week I flew out to D.C. for work and noticed that at my airport a beautiful shoeshine station. So I thought, Tom, about your admiration for that service being offered. I regret I don't have a picture of it, but they do now offer a sneaker slash tennis shoe cleansing service.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. See, that's what I've always wanted.

[Josh Arnold]

Right there next to, she says the Sun King Brewery. You are welcome.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I, if I'm wearing leather shoes, I, if I've got time, I'll. That's a great time to get a quick shoe shine. All right.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, now you can wear your tennis shoes too, it sounds like, because I.

[Chick McGee]

Mean, if you go to the airport, what is it? What would you say? Percentage of men wearing some kind of athletic shoes?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, 95, 98. Yeah, I would think.

[Chick McGee]

And often they're filthy and could use a quick cleanse. I wonder how they clean them.

[Josh Arnold]

Often they're filthy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. When I, I'm biased, I or that's not the word, but my girls got back from camp.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

I want to say hello to all the parents out there who have kids that went to an overnight camp for a few weeks and they come back. There's a commercial I want to see on television. You talk about filthy.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I a good filthy though, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, great.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, it's wonderful Outdoors.

[Chick McGee]

But I mean, it is.

[Christy Lee]

Had a lot of laundry. Did you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And, but the shoes especially.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

I put them through twice. One time with bleach, even though you're not supposed to bleach them. I just gave up.

[Christy Lee]

Did it work?

[Chick McGee]

There's. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Hydrogen peroxide works.

[Chick McGee]

I, I did that too. I soaked them in hydrogen.

[Josh Arnold]

But I mean, have you tried that? The bag. There's a bag you can put them in.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

There's a shoe bag.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I didn't do that. I just. But yeah, that's cool. At the airport. That's fine. I'll have to. Because in the winter I'll wear leather shoes, certainly. And got to get a. Get a quick buff up, don't you?

[Ace Cosby]

Like.

[Chick McGee]

I don't have your shoes polished. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you specifically. You actually wear hard. What I would call a hard shoe. So you can get a shoe shine when you go to the airport. Although. Because you make that conscious decision. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, I, I saw a picture of you in the shoeshine chair. I've never seen you happier.

[Chick McGee]

It was great.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a shoeshine kit at home?

[Chick McGee]

Kind of. I don't have a really good one. I used to have a really good.

[Josh Arnold]

You have the one that would button at waist level and the spinners.

[Christy Lee]

No, put your foot on it and it's at an angle so you can really get in there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, those are great. Yeah. It's just nice having a nice, nice pair of shine shoes. Come on.

[Ace Cosby]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe you know something, Chick? We've been trying to get a new image for you. I know that.

[Josh Arnold]

I know we've been trying to get a new image for me. I have. Really?

[Christy Lee]

Because you're kind of wrong with his image.

[Chick McGee]

Chick looks a lot different than he looked a year ago.

[Christy Lee]

That's true.

[Chick McGee]

You're slender. You've got that nice beard. How about cowboy boot Chick? I know you're a big shoe guy.

[Josh Arnold]

I, I, I've been told that cowboy boots, you have to get your feet used to them, and I don't think I could do it.

[Chick McGee]

You know, it takes a while to break them in.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't break your boots as much as you break your feet. I guess you got to break your.

[Chick McGee]

Feet in because that'd be something new for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You've got a lot of athletic shoes. I know you're really into athletics.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think I could. No.

[Chick McGee]

Cowboy boot. Chick might be hot about Crocs.

[Ace Cosby]

Guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Guy. I will never.

[Christy Lee]

How about Birkenstock and Sock Guy. That's the new thing. Birkenstocks with socks. That's the new trend.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't, I don't, I. I know Crocs has a wonderful product and many people love them. I do not care for them intensely.

[Ace Cosby]

I think it's because you haven't completely jumped in.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to embrace the, the corniness of them. They're, they're, they're cool. I like them. They're cool.

[Chick McGee]

Chicken. I will stand. We're wearing adult shoes. I got a nice letter here.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, like these. I haven't changed my shoes since senior year in high school, remember? Here we go. Here you go, Tom. Here's a shoe shiner.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's one of those. What was that store they used to have in the mall that had all the gadgets?

[Christy Lee]

Why do we have.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a shoe shiner. I was using it for something else.

[Pat Godwin]

This is back in the sales pit. That doesn't work to dress up.

[Chick McGee]

And does that thing actually work?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you plug it in, you push that button and it spins around, man.

[Ace Cosby]

The old Dremel.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's what was the store in the mall that all had all the gadgets.

[Christy Lee]

Sharper image.

[Chick McGee]

Sharper image. That's what that is. That, that is. As I recall, if you put your any pressure on at all, the buffing stops.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it dead?

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, that thing.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Got a letter here. It will lead to something.

[Josh Arnold]

How close are you tomorrow to hiring on staff a shoeshine guy?

[Chick McGee]

I'm the only one who wears leather shoes around here.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, we'll start if there's a shoeshine guy, Right?

[Josh Arnold]

If there's a shoe shine guy, I bring my shoes.

[Ace Cosby]

It's actually my goal to never ever have to wear shoes that require shining. That's my goal. That's one of my goals.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, and that's a big trend right now. The anchors on SportsCenter and a lot of your, your stand up reporters, they wear a nice suit, but they have tennis shoes. A black shoe with a white sole. Yeah, that's a big trend.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

I've never liked that.

[Ace Cosby]

Remember Crocs made cowboy boots? For a second there I tried to order them and they sold out immediately.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Ace Cosby]

Hopefully they'll do that again. I'll get you some.

[Chick McGee]

Was it the suit with the tennis shoe thing?

[Josh Arnold]

No, thanks. What worded that?

[Christy Lee]

I wore those back in the suit.

[Chick McGee]

With the tennis shoes.

[Josh Arnold]

Michael J. Fox.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And then one. What was the show with the slimy.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, like double dare.

[Chick McGee]

Double dare.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Mark. Yeah. Mark Summers. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

You couldn't expect him to wear dress shoes and all that.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay. Well, we got a nice letter here, but sometimes you can't remember the words, the names for things. We all struggle with that. You specifically. This is from Julie. My 10 year old son. Had a Tom moment. There are about 20 wind turbines a few miles from our house. We were driving along. He couldn't think what they were called. So we said, hey, mom, look at the giant sky fans. Not bad. I merely thought of you guys and of course, of this moment from our friend Tommy Jonigan. This is a classic story.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

From comedian Tommy Jonigan. And you'll see how the sky fans fit into this. We have comedian Tommy Jonigan hanging out with us. He's one of our favorites. You were saying that you would often ride with your dad across the country in the back of the truck.

[F]

This is the thing my dad would love. He loves like a practical joke. He would love to scare people. Like, we were going down a mountain in California in the semi and he was pounding his foot on the floorboard, telling my stepmom the brakes went out. And he did this to the point she started crying. And the only reason he stopped is because she was crying enough to make him laugh. So he stopped and he would, he would pull jokes.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not good. He would put. He would. He would. Because he loved her.

[F]

And never tell you he was joking. Like the funny part wasn't the part where you. He goes, oh, you're joking. And then he laughs.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[F]

Then the funny part is he tells you something wrong and he knows that you're spreading it around. Like, you know the, the windmills in California?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, they have.

[F]

There's parts of it where there's a ton.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[F]

So it's my dad and myself and then some cousin of mine or something. And he's in his 30s, but he's an idiot, Right. And I'm a child. So we drive by these and the guy goes, what are all these for? And then my dad goes, oh, shoot, I wasn't supposed to go this way. And the guy's like, what are you talking about? And my dad goes, nobody's supposed to see these because you know how there's the rumor that an earthquake caused California to break off from the United States? And we were like, yeah. And he goes, well, these fans, you notice, they're all pointing the same. So they're pushing California back into the.

[Chick McGee]

Country and keeping it afloat. Right. I like your dad a lot more now.

[F]

So he Tells this adult that, and the adult, he's like, oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? So he just leaves it.

[F]

I mean, we drive and he never says it's any different. Three months later, when I see my dad on the next vacation, he goes, can you believe John believed that thing about telling me as a kid? Can you believe he believed that? Can I believe it? Can you believe I told my school that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I believe I believed it. Why didn't you? There was no wink.

[F]

You also told me that. And that was the jokes he would like to do.

[Chick McGee]

Tommy Jonigan is our guest.

[Josh Arnold]

I like you more and more.

[Christy Lee]

Do you want children? Children, Tommy?

[F]

I want them eventually. My fiance wants like six. That's the thing from my dad. And I swear I think he's hilarious and I think he's, you know, he's just made some. Some clerical errors here and there. But I told my fiance that, that even though if we play a practical joke, and even with my nieces and nephews, I always, before they leave the room, I go, you know, I was just joking. I don't want them.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you have a new niece?

[F]

I have a new nephew.

[Chick McGee]

New nephew.

[F]

A new nephew. Ten and a half pounds.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. @ birth. Have you ever seen. I think we may have read a story about her. Yeah.

[F]

If you've never seen a ten and a half pound baby, just picture John Goodman from far away.

[Chick McGee]

Tommy John again. And the classic story about the sky fans, if you will. Coming up, we have more news from the world of sports, including a record or two. Right now, the Bob and Tom show, brought to you by Better Help. These days we get advice about everything and I think everyone logs onto the Internet for advice. Often bad, not. Not good information, often fake information. But I've got some decent information for you rather than maybe getting into a bathtub full of ice. If you've got some things you want to think about and talk to a professional therapist about, how about therapy. And therapy is what BetterHelp is all about. BetterHelp is the largest of therapy. What's the word I'm looking for here? A pool of some 30,000 therapists at your disposal via the Internet, via that smartphone you've got. BetterHelp is the world's largest online therapy platform. So find out what I'm talking about by visiting betterhelp.com BTShow, work on your coping skills or whatever it is you wanna work on for your mental health. It could be a major trauma you're dealing with or something a lot lighter. But once again, 30,000 therapists working with BetterHelp having served some 5 million people. And by the way, they currently have a 4.9 out of 5 rating for their live session work, which is really incredible. And that's based on almost 2 million client reviews. So see what I'm talking about? It's about convenience, being able to do therapy with your laptop or your phone by talking it out with a therapist. Courtesy of BetterHelp. Bob and Tom show listeners get 10% off their first [e-mail] btshow. That's BetterHelp. H E L P betterhelp.com btshow Coming.

[Josh Arnold]

Up in sports, yes, we've got NFL preseason action. And I guess if you're a Patriots fan, you're excited about this. Tom Brady's statue unveiled. We'll talk about it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

And we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

On the skin or topicals or who.

[Chick McGee]

Cannot use topical therapies. EBGLIS can be used with or without topical corticosteroids. Don't use if you're allergic to ebglis. Allergic reactions can occur that can be severe. Eye problems can occur. Tell your doctor if you have new or worsening eye problems. You should not receive a live vaccine.

[Josh Arnold]

When treated treated with Epglis before starting Epglis.

[Chick McGee]

Tell your doctor if you have a.

[Josh Arnold]

Parasitic infection searching for real relief.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee. Hey, hey. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, ho, ho. Jessica Hooker joins us. Hi. There's Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

You gotta pay taxes on that or.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that come with dental. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Once again, thank you, Tom, for your evergreen recipe for chicken thighs on the grill. I benefited again yesterday. And the boneless, right, the boneless, you're. Because I've got the bone, right? Yeah, I don't need any more bone.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Thank very much.

[Josh Arnold]

That bone. She liked the bone.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, fine, Fine. Song. Now we have to check in with the world of sports briefly. What's going on?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. Let's get back to the letters because they're oddly all about Tom. Hi, everybody. Just wanted to add to the Fuddruckers conversation. There is a Fuddruckers in Hershey, Pennsylvania. All right. My husband and I've been there a couple times. Not quite the same as the first restaurant that my mom introduced me back in the day. Okay, that's from K in Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We were discussing certain franchises that seem to have disappeared. Not just franchises, but stores like Sears and et cetera, et cetera. And we got a nice letter from a guy living in Puerto Rico. A lot of those go there. As they put it, they don't go there to die, they go there to retire.

[Christy Lee]

Very nice climate. Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I always kind of liked Fuddruckers.

[Christy Lee]

Me, too.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that the one where they insult you?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

Last Resort.

[Josh Arnold]

That's Popeyes and Dicks. Popeyes makes a good bird.

[Chick McGee]

Bud Rucker's, I think, is the one that used to have the huge signs. No photography. Very hostile.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's why.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I never noticed those. Yeah, I would have to.

[Pat Godwin]

I've never been to one. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that the one that had the big.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know, apparently, but I just never noticed them.

[Josh Arnold]

You read it as hostile? Yeah. Yeah, okay.

[Ace Cosby]

No, it's on an easel.

[Josh Arnold]

It is hostile.

[Ace Cosby]

Their fries were sort of potato wedges.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

And they had a hot cheese dispenser like Flaky Jake's. And that. I don't know what that is, but they. They always.

[Josh Arnold]

I miss Flaky Jake's. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

That must have been semi regional.

[Josh Arnold]

What about Lums? Did you have a Lums?

[Christy Lee]

No, they were hot dogs, right?

[Josh Arnold]

They had. They had all, but they. Their hot dogs were steamed in beer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I was convinced if I ate enough hot dogs, I'd get drunk as a kid.

[Christy Lee]

How many did it take?

[Josh Arnold]

Take like four and a half. That's quite a dog, by the way. Let's see Dear Baba Tom show. Hey, Chick, you've been a proponent for Tom getting a driver because he is a menace. That's true. Friday, Tom was talking about a cowboy hat and a pickup truck. I don't remember you. Oh, yes.

[Christy Lee]

He said he was going to get a cowboy hat.

[Josh Arnold]

Did say you were going to get a pickup truck. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

I've been thinking about it. Oh, you got to get one. We had to rent a, A, a, A pickup truck. We went to the car rental place. They didn't have, but we ended up with a pickup truck with the back seat.

[Josh Arnold]

And what do you.

[Chick McGee]

The girls. The girls loved it.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, they didn't have. We had tried to get a Tahoe or, you know, something like that. They were out of them. So we.

[Josh Arnold]

So, kids, you want to, Want to go have a. Have a day with dad? Let's go to the car rental place.

[Chick McGee]

And rent a truck on vacation.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

They love it, though.

[Pat Godwin]

I love this.

[Chick McGee]

Dad, get a pickup truck.

[Pat Godwin]

The Tom Griswold rebrand pickup truck cowboy hat. What else does he need?

[Josh Arnold]

Buckle. Belt buckle.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay, Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't see that happening.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't see any of this happening. No, I was suggesting maybe Chick goes. Goes from athletic shoe guy to cowboy boot guy.

[Josh Arnold]

My. My feet are far too tender to have cowboy boots. I, I, I. There's no way I could get used to.

[Chick McGee]

No way it would be. It's a. It's a big transition.

[Josh Arnold]

It is. It is a big transition.

[Chick McGee]

Now, we have other letters to get to in a minute, but first, I think it's time to do a little bit of sporting news.

[Josh Arnold]

The New England Patriots have unveiled a bronze statue of Tom Brady. Did you know that, guys?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

The effigy created by sculptor and lifelong Patriots fan Jeff Bukaki.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's awesome.

[Ace Cosby]

His statue looks like it's got. His statue has bird poop all over it.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you. Are you doubting me? That's the sculptor's name.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Pen, paper. Here we go. All right. B, U, C so far. C, A, C, I, O.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe Boccaccio. Could be Bukakchio. Would be. Yeah, that's rough.

[Ace Cosby]

Buccios are the worst breakfast cereal I've ever had, but you get a lot of.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You feel run down about noon. How about you and a bunch of buddies have breakfast together?

[Chick McGee]

Is this, Is this milk spoiled? No, no, no, no, no. That's just the marshmallow garnish on your bukakchio cereal.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a pretty good bit for those people.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's watch this season.

[Chick McGee]

I had a line of pants I was trying to come out with called bukakis. And they were, they were pre stained, didn't fly. Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

They sell jeans that are pre stained and they're pretty pricey. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that. Remember the old. There was a thing about 20 years ago, it was like Hemingway wore khakis.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

They had all these famous people pictures wearing khakis. They'd obviously gone to the estates and said, can you find a picture of whatever Albert Einstein and khakis will give you a million bucks.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you ever see the Cobain work?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. There was a very sad one that had had you Cobain lying in the pool of blood. Yeah, it was, it was in very poor taste.

[Josh Arnold]

He also had Converse 1 stars. I wasn't gonna.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Anyway, this thing rests atop a hexagonal pedestal and measures 12ft in height. So it's life size. That's how he did all this. He's. He's twice the size of a normal player.

[Ace Cosby]

People forget to talk about how he's a giant.

[Josh Arnold]

Also Brady's uniform number. The statue, 17ft tall, representing the 17 AFC east titles. Oh, the Patriots won in Tom's 19 seasons. It was unveiled during a ceremony on the plaza outside the team's pro shop at the exhibition opener against the Commanders. And Washington decided not to show up that game. But we have a picture of the, of the statue. There's Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good one. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I, I, well, his kids said that they got the lips right wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is that right?

[Ace Cosby]

Whenever they kiss the statue. It's not quite.

[Christy Lee]

Kissed his kids on the lips.

[Chick McGee]

I figured it was that or the. At least he's holding a deflated football.

[Josh Arnold]

Me and the boys in the back have decided he kind of looks like Lee Majors as a six million dollar man.

[Christy Lee]

What do you think that. Yeah, a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But I think you're right. It's better than most. Looks pretty good.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The hair's weird, isn't it?

[Ace Cosby]

To pay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You think it's a rug? Looks a good rug.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's made of bronze.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I'm just saying, how would you. Would you wear toupee made of bronze?

[Ace Cosby]

Pretty amazing. They do that. I mean, look at the. Look at what's supposed to be the jersey. The fabric. Yeah, looks like fabric. It's crazy.

[Pat Godwin]

The veins in his arm, it's.

[Chick McGee]

It's high enough off the ground that it's not going to be, you know, where people are going to touch it in the groin and it's going to have.

[Ace Cosby]

The pedestal itself is 5ft Feet.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't think somebody will come up, rub the foot or something? It'll get all shiny. Maybe for no reason.

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe, but.

[Josh Arnold]

And this. Not exactly sports, but I guess it's a record. Or trying to be a record. Stupid world record. Scientists say they've documented Stupid world. Scientists say they've documented the longest single lightning flash ever recorded. Reported.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, wait, is it longest as in.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, 515 miles across the central United States.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, we saw the video. It's crazy.

[Chick McGee]

It's great.

[Josh Arnold]

It's called a Mega Flash. According to Science Daily, it occurred on October 2017 from Eastern Texas almost to Kansas City.

[Ace Cosby]

Now, you wouldn't know it was that long just looking at it, because it's so.

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but doesn't. And doesn't Mega Flash sound like sort of a lesser superhero? Well, we couldn't get to the D.C. people to let us use the Flash, so we. We've created Mega Flash. It's like one of those, like, Rose Lesser wrestling leagues.

[Josh Arnold]

Mega Flash is the. The evil arch enemy of Flash.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's like Bizarro Superman.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's good.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that. Most lightning bolts travel less than 10 miles, but any strike beyond 60 is classified as a mega. Mega Flash.

[Ace Cosby]

I like to think Mega Flash is so fast, he always overshoots where he's supposed to be to help save the day.

[Chick McGee]

It's like a dog. Your dog. After repeatedly running across the wooden floor to get the bone, hits the brakes and goes flying into the library.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, thank gosh. Thank goodness Mega Flash is here. There we go.

[Chick McGee]

Man, he overshot it again.

[Josh Arnold]

He landed out in the middle of the street again.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I would flash 500 miles.

[Josh Arnold]

And I know I've said this a lot. Not. But this might be. This is really something as far as a world record goes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, you're being negative here.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that. No, I'm not. I said it's really something. Here we go. Everybody comfortable?

[Chick McGee]

World record.

[Josh Arnold]

An Indiana man may soon hold the Guinness World Record. May soon hold the Guinness World Record for the tallest sunflower.

[Chick McGee]

I love this record.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, all right. We already got. We got one on board.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

He may soon.

[Josh Arnold]

Alex Babbage of Fort Wayne. Good morning, Fort Wayne.

[Ace Cosby]

So if it keeps growing.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Has grown a sunflower that he calls clover. Okay. It measures 30ft, 7 inches.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

About 6 inches taller than the current record set in Germany. That's insane. 2014.

[Christy Lee]

30Ft, three stories, right?

[Josh Arnold]

That's great. Do we have a picture of this thing? If you were in your house Looking out your second story window, you could see the sun.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It's got a scalp going on that's bigger than our radio tower.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's not. It's just lying. It's just blatantly lying.

[Ace Cosby]

But it kind of looks like a smaller oil derrick or something.

[Josh Arnold]

When I hear tall. A sunflower, I hear it's that tall without any sort of.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's gonna fall over if you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you can't do that. That's what sunflower sunflowers do, though.

[Ace Cosby]

They don't get helped with.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't get help. No.

[Ace Cosby]

No help.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

My concern is that we're doing records that aren't records yet.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this.

[Ace Cosby]

It says it beat it, but it just hasn't been. It's not beneficial.

[Christy Lee]

That is.

[Ace Cosby]

But you're right, J. It's.

[Josh Arnold]

They actually.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't like it.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine? You're the guy, you're in. In Swinging London, and you get the memo. Well, Bert, you gotta fly to Fort Wayne, Indiana to measure a sunflower tomorrow.

[Josh Arnold]

But I'm. I'm in Swinging London. I'm in Swinging London.

[Pat Godwin]

Do they inform the former record holder when they've been beat out?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes. It's sort of like in Saving Private Ryan when the cars pull up to that lady's house.

[Josh Arnold]

Very sad.

[Ace Cosby]

The person walks out onto their porch.

[Chick McGee]

And drops to their knees. There's a team, right? It's not just the one guy.

[Josh Arnold]

My sunflower doesn't mean anything anymore. My tomato loose.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe I like this record because it reminds me of my childhood. I once grew a sunflower.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Or something.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Just.

[Chick McGee]

Just from. I don't know why I decided they were really cool. And I was in my backyard and I was so pleased with it. And then one day I came out and the stalk had broken and it was dying.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

But I mean, it Was it nothing. This guy. This is amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But we're gonna go take care of little Fauntleroy's sunflower tonight at midnight. Is everybody in? Oh, yeah. That guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I mean, I'm sure it was probably some local toughs area I had.

[Christy Lee]

I had a similar experience as a child. I wanted to grow a corn stalk, and I was so excited. I grew my corn stalk and it looked beautiful. But no one told me at my young age that you needed two corn stalks to pollinate the other corn stalk. So there was never any corn on it. And I was the saddest little kid.

[Ace Cosby]

Just a green, leafy and nothing there.

[Josh Arnold]

And cornstalks. Do a Dodge buggy. Did you know that?

[Christy Lee]

I did not know that.

[Chick McGee]

This is fun, this guy. So.

[Josh Arnold]

So his. His is 30ft 7, which is 6 inches taller than the world record right now set in Germany. And it's 4ft 7 inches taller than the US record.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

To care for and measure the massive sunflower, the city of Fort Wayne provided a cherry picker and even took steps to keep squirrels away from taxpayer dollars. Taxpayer. Taxpayer dollars at work.

[Chick McGee]

This is good publicity for the Samus. Is great. What did. What steps did they take to get rid of the squirrels? I'm hoping it involves local snipers.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope. Something like that. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Johnson, you've got the 4 to 7 shift. Here's your rifle.

[Josh Arnold]

Go for it. Good luck, trooper.

[Chick McGee]

All they would need are a couple of my dogs. Oh, they hate squirrels.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they really do.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they hate squirrel.

[Josh Arnold]

Him. That seems like that goes back a long way. Squirrels versus dogs.

[Ace Cosby]

I almost saw squirrel sex yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Ace Cosby]

They were on my deck kind of playing.

[Josh Arnold]

They were on your what?

[G]

Maybe use.

[Chick McGee]

For the purposes of this.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe you maybe use. Maybe use porch or.

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe I should work with adults.

[Christy Lee]

Good luck.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought you said dick. I'm certain you said dick. Dick was your d. On the dick.

[Chick McGee]

Is that where you keep your smoker?

[Josh Arnold]

You got your smoker out there in your dick. You know, dick smoker. Get it, get it, get it.

[Ace Cosby]

The problem was they were getting close. They were kind of wrestling and having fun. And then the one.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how it starts.

[Ace Cosby]

Would get. Would get into doggy style. She would. And she looked like she was going to accept it. She wouldn't lift her tail. And so he was just getting tail.

[Christy Lee]

She's a tease.

[Ace Cosby]

He wasn't. He couldn't get. So then they would play and chase and wrestle. I say play and chase and wrestle. For all I know, this was non. I don't know how squirrels the animal. I don't know how squirrels work. How cute they are. Look, he's.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, let's take some phone calls.

[Chick McGee]

I heard your show about squirrel rape, Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

How long did you stand there, like, with a cup of coffee, just watching?

[Ace Cosby]

Sadly, that's not what was happening. My. My sliding glass door curtains or whatever were open and I was watching tv so I could occasionally look and see.

[Josh Arnold]

How they were doing. I wanted to stand there drinking coffee, mumbling like you do. Oh, this is really something.

[Chick McGee]

I could talk Shirley into this.

[Ace Cosby]

We'd have a little.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe give it a go. Ms. Hooker, you have a. You're a cat person, right?

[Pat Godwin]

I have a cat I'm not a cat person. My kids are cat people.

[Chick McGee]

Ever come around the corner and your cat's sitting and staring out the window? Window making this sound. And they're staring at a chipmunk.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And I. I can't make the sound.

[Chick McGee]

It's like that clicking.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Something's going on.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They want to get out there and chew that baby up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

My cat chases he, brings us gifts. We have birds and chipmunks and all kinds of stuff.

[Ace Cosby]

Very nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Gifts for the family.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Dead right there when you walk out in the morning.

[Chick McGee]

Lucky they're dead.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they are dead.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. My cat Fluffy one time brought home a live snake. Oh, Fluffy, go away now.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, is this the same cat you went to Paris to pick up?

[Chick McGee]

No, I picked up the cat in Italy.

[Josh Arnold]

It was in Milan.

[Chick McGee]

It was. It was one of my sister's cats and I had to bring them back. Long story.

[Christy Lee]

A friend of mine's cat brought home a full grown rabbit and I mean, it was still alive. It was. It was awful.

[Chick McGee]

Did she chop off the feet for good luck?

[Christy Lee]

I was awful.

[Pat Godwin]

Did she have to put it down?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

How can you tell if that's a real rabbit's foot?

[Christy Lee]

It's not.

[Pat Godwin]

They're not purple. I have a real one in my office.

[Josh Arnold]

You do?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Because my sister does taxidermy and so she's.

[Chick McGee]

Of course she does.

[Christy Lee]

Of course she does.

[Chick McGee]

Who doesn't?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Is that sports?

[Josh Arnold]

No. We got one more story.

[Chick McGee]

I want to wish this guy good luck. What's his name? Mr. Babbage in Fort Wayne with his 30 foot 7 inch high.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder if the 30 foot 1 inch high guy in German had scaffolding around his too. You'd have to, right?

[Chick McGee]

I guess.

[Christy Lee]

The top would be so heavy.

[Josh Arnold]

This would be a dumb question. Do sunflowers last the sea, the winter? No. Okay. Every year.

[Christy Lee]

And then the big thing. All the seeds are in the head. Yeah. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Is the trick to this is just like the watermelon guys, where the trick is you just keep.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Tom. All the seeds are in head. Did you hear that? All seeds are in head. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. Are we getting. Get. Getting back to the bukkake flower? What? I just.

[Josh Arnold]

I lost my place and Josh on his dick.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Sitting there on his dick.

[Ace Cosby]

One day I will be surrounded by adults again.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, to be with a grown up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You'd ate it.

[Pat Godwin]

Of course I would.

[Chick McGee]

When you go to.

[Ace Cosby]

I ate it.

[Chick McGee]

When you go to Thanksgiving, you've done bukkake.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Bear with me for one second. Thanksgiving isn't the better table. The kids table, anyway. Anyway, yeah, you sit down early, you get done eating early and you get to go outside and hang out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, true.

[Chick McGee]

You know, smoke some reefer. Right, Pat? Coming up at all.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys eat at the table on Thanksgiving? You eat where everybody wants to in.

[Ace Cosby]

Front of the tv.

[Josh Arnold]

So you watch the game?

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

At the table.

[Chick McGee]

Last year we, we rented, we rented a table. We had the whole thing and a pickup truck. You rented a table? We rented a table.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of people.

[Josh Arnold]

People, huh?

[Chick McGee]

It's fun.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but I bet you didn't have to rent a table and put it in your garage like we had to do.

[Josh Arnold]

Was anybody here invited into that?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Hell, I used to be invited, but no longer. Well, you. There was an incident with you.

[Chick McGee]

Until we get a new lamp with it might have been destroyed by. Never mind. Let's just move forward here. Coming up, we have more sporting news.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Cowboy. The cowboy. We got cowboy update.

[Chick McGee]

We got Latin news for, oh, the Latin language.

[Josh Arnold]

That is Anna at Pegasus. I took four years of Latin. That's all I remember.

[Chick McGee]

And a couple of sad, sad obituaries as opposed to the happy ones, I guess.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, we can all, we can all think of maybe an obituary we look forward to reading.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we're the first line. The first line is hallelujah. Glad he's gone.

[Josh Arnold]

Countries will rejoice.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob and [e-mail] this message is sponsored by Greenlight. With school out, summer is the perfect time to teach our kids real world.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Josh Arnold]

That's greenlight.com Spotify. Hey, welcome back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee. Hello. Pat Godwin. Hi. There's Jessica Hooker.

[Pat Godwin]

Who?

[Josh Arnold]

Who? Who? Jessica Hooker.

[Pat Godwin]

Jess.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess Hooker. Sorry, my fault. There's Josh.

[Ace Cosby]

Careful over there.

[Josh Arnold]

Joshua There's Ace Cosby. I am Charles McGee.

[Chick McGee]

You got me.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what's going on, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Do you prefer being called Ms. Hooker? Ms. Hooker. Senorita Hooker. What do you like?

[Pat Godwin]

I like senorita. Let's go with that. That's good.

[Chick McGee]

Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Mexican for breakfast. Chips and salsa for that ass.

[Chick McGee]

So I got a story for you dog lovers out there.

[Josh Arnold]

We got football, so I got this.

[Chick McGee]

Whole thing spread out. We. Kelly makes this great meal, and there's this. There's this farmer's market where, once again, great sweet corn. This weekend, I'm not going to go off on how much I love corn and how much I love the farmers that grow this great sweet corn.

[Josh Arnold]

So, you know, the farmers market is kind of like the rolling bags, carry ons. It's been out there for a while, and I noticed that you've really started.

[Chick McGee]

I've been going for years.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

But I did seems every. I discovered something. A couple things this weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

They had some great chicken salad, which was nice, but they have. I've been getting this terrific guacamole. These. These folks, they've got it down. I mean, these.

[Josh Arnold]

These folks.

[Chick McGee]

And it's not chipotle path.

[Ace Cosby]

They do have it down, though.

[Chick McGee]

It is very fine.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, you can pick different beans if you want. Did you know that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Pinto or. Or both?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, a little of both.

[Chick McGee]

The larger point is, so everything is all spread out, I've got this special guacamole I'm really excited about. I round the corner and there's a large white golden retriever eating it right out of the thing.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, that's. That's bad.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't think they're meant to eat.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't care about that as much as now. There's none for me.

[Christy Lee]

And there's green all over his face.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But he gives you that look like any salsa? What? No, no queso.

[Josh Arnold]

That'll stain. Right.

[Chick McGee]

The lesson is, if you've got a dog like that, you got to push the food a little farther back there on the island. Okay, now it's. We. We were examining the world of sports once again with a chick McGee. Are we going with chicks that. Okay, now with.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going with Joseph, my first name.

[Chick McGee]

For a whole week.

[Christy Lee]

Joseph Patrick.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Joseph Patrick. I like Joey G. You like Joey G. I like Joey G. You don't.

[Chick McGee]

Look like a Joe. I don't feel like a Joe. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, well, we have Tea.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I'm still mad at you. Why?

[Ace Cosby]

Because this morning I wanted to make guacamole.

[Chick McGee]

And you know what you did?

[Ace Cosby]

I. I took the last avocado.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this happens when you guys woke up. He had a big plan for a guacamole breakfast. Josh took the last avocado.

[Ace Cosby]

He took the last avocado.

[Josh Arnold]

Talk about bravado. He wants to make guacamole to shove in his potahole from the green room.

[Ace Cosby]

He stole a Mexican Coca Cola. That's a true story.

[Josh Arnold]

He does whatever he pleases.

[Ace Cosby]

Fix avocados, grows on trees. I'm gonna tell Jesus. Josh took the last avocado. Yes, I did lock him up is what I was going.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Avoc. Avocado toast. Yes or no, Ms. Hooker?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, always.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, actually, I use guacamole instead of just avocado.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that was exactly where I was going.

[Christy Lee]

Really? Yeah. I use the guacamole and then put a nice egg on there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, what?

[Pat Godwin]

Some bacon?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

What is the most difficult thing to. How do I word this? I was mentioning that this is the sweet corn season. Check local listing things. What is the hardest food to land on? Time wise, where you get it right. Like the right. Where it's just right. Because avocados. I remember Jim Gaffigan joking.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

On his TV show that he would just buy them at Whole Foods and throw them out on the way out of the door.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Avocado is hard.

[Chick McGee]

There's a. There's that little, tiny little space where they're perfect.

[Christy Lee]

My grocery now has ready today. Ready in one to two days.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And if you read about the banana industry, that's miraculous that they time it just so that the bananas hit. Then you get them home. They've got that little three day window.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the banana industry is fantastic.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. They know what they're doing.

[Chick McGee]

It's the triumph of western civilization.

[Ace Cosby]

They don't always nail it. Sometimes I go, and it's just nothing but green.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Nice job, fellas.

[Chick McGee]

Can't happen today. Yeah, but it's, it's. It's an art form. You gotta hand it to them. Landing in the moon, pretty big. Getting the bananas and ripen your shelf. Amazing. Amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

We are blessed.

[Chick McGee]

We do have a moon landing news coming up, but we certainly are blessed.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Ace Cosby]

I wasn't.

[Chick McGee]

You take it off for vanity. Take it for granted.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fine.

[Ace Cosby]

No, it's important to sit back every now and again and go, boy, we are blessed.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know, the NFL season's in full swing and yesterday. Yeah. Was it yesterday? Yeah. Jacksonville Jaguars, Saturday camp. Was it Saturday? Yeah, I thought it was Saturday. Cam Little, a kicker for the Jacksonville Jaguars, hit a 70 yard field goal. Cam. Big, big. And that long. Very good. That's.

[Christy Lee]

That's very.

[Josh Arnold]

That would be four by four yards, the longest field goal in NFL history. And as you'll see, it had like five yards to spare.

[Ace Cosby]

Holy moly.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Josh Arnold]

And here's what it sounded like. Now keep in mind, these are local announcers for Jacksonville Jaguars football. Here they are now. Holy smokes, they got a shot. He just kicked a 70. Are you kidding me? Crazy. I've never seen that. The NFL record. It's crazy. I believe if you listen closely, you can hear the toe meeting ball and it's kind of like an explosion. Are you ready? Yeah, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Holy smokes. Boom. They got a shot. He just kicked.

[Chick McGee]

Kick to 70.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you kidding me? Crazy.

[Christy Lee]

But it's craziness. It doesn't count, right?

[Chick McGee]

Not for the record. It's an exhibition guest.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Christy Lee]

That's not fair, Justin.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they can't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it is fair. They can't. Justin Tucker's 66 yard field will still.

[Christy Lee]

Still Bad mother.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, shut your mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

And. And a cowboy got run over by a train. Oh, man, if only. No, a referee. CD Lamb. They played the Ranger out there on the indie meadow. First of all, first of all, hilarious. Secondly, CD Lamb spells his name C period. D period. No, C, E, E, D, E, E. Oh, Lamb.

[Ace Cosby]

Sort of like C low.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, okay, yeah. So he's celebrating his Cowboys, his fellow teammates scoring a touchdown or completing a deep pass or something. And I don't know if this is Saturday or Sunday, but you'll see the referee come into frame. That's CD Lamb right there.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, he's on the sidelines.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's on the sidelines, out of the action, in street clothes.

[Ace Cosby]

He is in the way. He's in the way.

[Christy Lee]

Totally in the way.

[Chick McGee]

And he's looking, he's looking at the fans waving, not paying attention to the game. Game and the plays. Right near him. And he gets. He gets hit hard.

[Christy Lee]

Is he okay?

[Ace Cosby]

No. Is the ref okay? I don't care about this idiot.

[Josh Arnold]

He is okay. And he was a 15 yard penalty for fouling an official.

[Ace Cosby]

Good, good.

[Josh Arnold]

Against the Cowboys, man. But it doesn't count, which I'm all the way for that.

[Christy Lee]

He is in street clothes, but it's still on the team. He's still in the way.

[Chick McGee]

And they. They.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. He was penalized. Cowboys are penalized. 50, 15 yards. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Good to know. Anytime the cowboys are penalized, you're happy.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm very, very happy.

[Ace Cosby]

Out of the way. CD.

[Josh Arnold]

Official.

[Chick McGee]

We haven't wrapped up sports, have we?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, we have.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. We do have some sad news in the world of both rock and roll and outer space.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you and I. Is it Bowie noticed it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Who does?

[Christy Lee]

Bowie's been gone for a while.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's rock and roll in outer space.

[Chick McGee]

We have passwords in the news.

[Josh Arnold]

News.

[Chick McGee]

And we also have a new thing that's going on involving adults using pacifiers.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a new thing.

[Ace Cosby]

What's that about? And they're not on Mali.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chick McGee]

And the pacifiers are in their mouths.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Where'd you think they were?

[Josh Arnold]

You thought they were in their pods.

[Christy Lee]

That would be different.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe they started there. That'd be an acid.

[Josh Arnold]

Would that still be.

[Ace Cosby]

Don't even ask about the pulse of fire.

[Josh Arnold]

Would that still be atm? They're doing that?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, kinda. Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

In advance. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom.com Jim Rome takes on sports. Why?

[Chick McGee]

Because you're not playing me with rapid fire takes. Y' all went from the super bowl straight to the toilet bowl. He's not over the NFL. The NFL.

[Josh Arnold]

NFL is over him.

[G]

Scorching debates.

[Chick McGee]

All the good, all the bad, all the ups, all the downs.

[Josh Arnold]

He's the spitfire of sports. Smack.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry for what I said because it was appropriate when I said it, but I can't say it anymore. Dude, you are killing the game.

[Josh Arnold]

The Jim Rome show podcast.

[G]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Pat. There's Jess Hooker. Hi. There's Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello there.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby.

[Ace Cosby]

Howdy.

[Josh Arnold]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And that reminds me, Tom, I forgot extra. I forgot an item. The Indianapolis Colts coming up this season, they're going to have a new concession available.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

As I'm speaking, it's going to be a new concession. But you guys tell me what? There might be a problem. Problem? They just released a picture of it. And here's the photo.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God. It's a turd.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a.

[Christy Lee]

It is not pretzel. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a pretzel that you can order.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

In the shape of a horseshoe.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a problem.

[Ace Cosby]

It's a turd, you know?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's right. Turd on a board.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what you're getting. Exactly. What I.

[Chick McGee]

What is it? What does it look like?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Tom has a point.

[Ace Cosby]

It is turdy.

[Chick McGee]

Third.

[Josh Arnold]

Third light.

[Pat Godwin]

I bet it tastes good.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it. I'm sure it's delightful.

[Chick McGee]

I just. It does look rather like.

[Ace Cosby]

That looks a little weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

You don't know the old saying, you can dunk a turd and cheese. It looks like diarrhea.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't want all the cheese sauce. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, if. If there wasn't a football field behind it, you might wonder what.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Now, is it served. Do we know if it's served like that in just the suites, or is it served like that throughout the stadium?

[Pat Godwin]

It's not. Yeah, that's just presentation, mostly. It's not.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a nice little cutting board display there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a cookbook holder.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, once again, a cookbook holder. You can put a turd on a cutting board.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a cookbook holder. Yeah, that's their presentation.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's. It's a good display.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure it's absolutely. And I like the fact that it's very salty.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I love it. I'm with you.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought you were the one that scraped salt off you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, that's true, Josh.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I do. I'm a scraper.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's just too much salt.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure that'd be delicious.

[Ace Cosby]

I'll look forward to nothing. It's one of my favorite foods, the soft pretzel.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Man, oh, man, they are good.

[Chick McGee]

And do you like the pretzel buns?

[Josh Arnold]

Really hits the spot.

[Ace Cosby]

I do.

[Josh Arnold]

I wish the pretzel buns were more pretzel, like. I agree. Why can't they just cut a pretzel in half?

[Ace Cosby]

That's the thing. Because they end up being sort of a dry amalgamation of.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'm not a fan.

[Ace Cosby]

And they don't.

[Josh Arnold]

A heat pump of bread, isn't it? Yes. It doesn't do either justice.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

The pretzel bite.

[Ace Cosby]

It's a lesser bun and a lesser pretzel.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I think we've gotten a hold of this.

[Ace Cosby]

You've just used pretzels.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

A couple of sad stories in the news.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good. Good time.

[Chick McGee]

The astronaut James Lovell has done died. You have the story.

[Christy Lee]

Apollo 13 moon mission leader James Lovell was 97. Passed away in Lake Forest, Illinois. He is survived by four children.

[Josh Arnold]

How old?

[Christy Lee]

He was 97. Good run. Mr. Lovell flew four times. Gemini 7, Gemini 12, Apollo 8 and Apollo 13.

[Ace Cosby]

But he never got to land, did he?

[Christy Lee]

No, no. He was supposed to land on 13.

[Ace Cosby]

No, it really is a bummer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. In 1970, Mr. Lovell and his fellow astronauts Fred Haise and John. Jack. Swigert.

[Chick McGee]

Swigert.

[Christy Lee]

Swigert. Were supposed to land, but the service module experienced a sudden oxygen tank explosion on the way to the moon. They barely survived. We all saw the Tom Hanks film. Tom Hanks portrayed Mr. Lovell in that 1995 movie.

[Ace Cosby]

Thanks a lot, Bill Paxton, for stirring the tanks.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep, he's the one.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Click, boom.

[Christy Lee]

Tom wrote on social media, quote, on this night of a full moon, he passes on to the heavens, to the cosmos, to the stars. Stars. Godspeed you on the next voyage.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Ace Cosby]

Pretty incredible, man.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, amazing. That's a. That is a terrific movie.

[Christy Lee]

It is.

[Ace Cosby]

I agree.

[Josh Arnold]

Solid. C minus. What?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Christy Lee]

Apollo 13.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, it's a great.

[Christy Lee]

Houston, we've got a problem that's attributed.

[Chick McGee]

To him, and that is technically not what he said.

[Pat Godwin]

What did he technically say?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. But.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, he cursed.

[Josh Arnold]

He said houston were F. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, but Houston were really taking it up the ass.

[Josh Arnold]

Houston, I don't know how to make this play, but if my ass was this capsule, we'd be in a big world of hurt. He said.

[Chick McGee]

He said, hey, listen, Houston, before we get to the problem we got here, just want to know, you know, we astronauts call doggy style a moon landing. Get it? Get it? No, the other guy.

[Christy Lee]

I don't get it.

[Chick McGee]

Jack. Swigert, I just heard a recording.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, is it related to Jimmy?

[Chick McGee]

No. By the way. Yeah. He's currently in Hel. Jesus is going, well, well, well. I've been waiting for you to get here.

[Josh Arnold]

So Jesus is in hell in your scenario?

[Chick McGee]

He was.

[Josh Arnold]

The elevator.

[Chick McGee]

He opened up the elevator. Swigert was saying, okay, Houston, we've had a problem here. But it was garbled, and then. I forget the exact scenario but Lovell was in. They were going between the lunar module and the other part of the spacecraft, and then, even then he comes.

[Josh Arnold]

What you're listening to is today's Having breakfast with.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's important to have the facts which you of course, would ignore. He said, houston, we've had a problem.

[Ace Cosby]

But is it really that important to have that fact as opposed to the.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I mean, if the commandments. If you want to take the Ten Commandments, Josh, and I know you do. And adjust the word verbiage so it suits you. You know, it did not steal unless it's to your advantage.

[Ace Cosby]

Right. I found a lot of people. People actually do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

A couple, including I.

[Josh Arnold]

Have.

[Chick McGee]

I just changed some words around.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Thou shalt commit adultery. Very close. See, no, technically he said that the. He said.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we heard you.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just trying to be clever here. And I mean. I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Correct.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Now in another. There's more death news.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I don't know why we're not playing Apollo 13 and a half. Half in tribute to.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we should. While you dig that up, the great singer songwriter Bobby Whitlock has died at the age of 77. He was the guy in Derek and the Dominoes. It was Eric Clapton. Bobby Whitlock. He sang. He sang a bunch of the stuff too in that album.

[Josh Arnold]

Mason. Was Mason in that.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, it was.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

That was more about.

[Chick McGee]

It's one of the best albums of all time, Christy. I think.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

And he was really. He was chums with Tim Wilson, so.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I remember. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

We.

[Chick McGee]

We talked to Bobby a couple times.

[Ace Cosby]

But I can hear Tim saying his name.

[Pat Godwin]

I can too. Exactly. I don't know what the story.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, he co. Wrote a bunch of the songs on the. On the album Layla, among other things. He was with Delaney Bonnie and Friends, that whole group, but.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, that's a shame.

[Christy Lee]

All right, how old was he?

[Chick McGee]

77. So in the world of rock and roll, we'll. We'll miss Mr. Bobby Whitlock right now. Okay, we have a tribute to Apollo 13.

[Ace Cosby]

I forgot about one of my favorites.

[Josh Arnold]

His name is Apollo Johnson and he's America's number one astronaut. But he's also a well endowed ladies man. Monumental Pictures proudly presents Apollo 13 and a half. Oh, Apollo, your rocket is so big. Adult film star Dick Mahogany in his first starring role since Shaft's Lethal Weapon is astronaut Apollo Johnson. And when he's not orbiting the earth, he's going around the world. Apollo Johnson, he's not just an astronaut, he's a charter member of the 100,000 Mile High Club. And believe me, there's nothing weightless about Apollo 13 and a half.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Apollo, why they call it the Johnson Space Center.

[Josh Arnold]

He's Apollo Johnson and not even the shuttle can hold all of his cargo notes. Look at that load. Apollo 13 and a half from Monumental Pictures, rated PG 13 and a half.

[Ace Cosby]

That got the, that bit got deaned at some point because he actually does speak in the.

[Chick McGee]

That's, that's the edit I noticed. That's the minute 18 version.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I do remember that now.

[Chick McGee]

Well, friends, maybe someday we'll be able to play the whole thing. Okay, now. Anyway, so, so some, some sad news from the obituary world. Coming up. We have our good friend, our good friend, comedian Greg Warren. What were you gonna say?

[Christy Lee]

We have another kind of obituary. But this guy got what he deserved.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, oh, okay. Somebody we know?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Who is it? What?

[Christy Lee]

Well, you'll find out.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this is the teaser, apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it Jimmy Dean? Is Jimmy Dean.

[Christy Lee]

It's not a person we know.

[Josh Arnold]

Big bad John. Jimmy Dean's dead.

[Christy Lee]

Jimmy Swagger. Jimmy Swagger's dead.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, I have sinned against you.

[Chick McGee]

Now we have. Coming up as I was about to see our friend comedian Greg Warren with the Warren Report. We'll certainly look forward to that.

[Josh Arnold]

Not my friend.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Simply safe and like I said. Coming up, comedian Greg Warren. We are in the Aeli Auto Part studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello Christy Lee. Hello, Chick M. There's Pat Godwin. Hi, Chick. There's Jess Hooker. Hi. Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi, Trickster.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, chick.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Chick McGee and the Orion Riley Auto Parts Studios. Time now for Greg Warren. The Warren Report, brought to you by Champion windows. Hi, Greg. Championsavenow.com hello, Greg.

[Chick McGee]

There he is. I can see him. Are you in your home?

[G]

I am, yeah, for about. About 16 hours.

[Josh Arnold]

And then.

[Chick McGee]

Are you back in the road immediately?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Were you headed?

[G]

I'm doing a corporate event in Des Moines tonight, and then I'm doing a long run in the Carolinas for a couple weeks.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Ace Cosby]

Very cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Be sure to go see Mr. Greg Warren. What's on your mind today?

[G]

I thought it would. It would be about time for us to talk about the history of pickles, guys.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay, good. Are you a fan, Greg?

[G]

Yeah. I enjoy a pick pickle. A kosher dill. Different varieties of the kosher dill. I cannot stand the other kinds, like the sweet and sour, the bread and butter.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm with Greg on this one. Greg, you're missing the boat.

[Ace Cosby]

So you don't want the sweetness with your pickle.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you do?

[G]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

I have. Funny.

[Chick McGee]

Now, before we move on, Greg, I think Chick Magee has a little bit of a confession you'd like to make about your relationship to pick pickles.

[Josh Arnold]

Greg, I know I can't pinpoint the exact date, but I was in my late 20s, early 30s when I realized that cucumbers become pickles. I had no idea. Had no idea. Oh, laugh. Laugh it up, wrestler boy. Yeah, that's right. I had no idea. And apparently, here's a little hack for you from Jess Hooker, our. Our cooker here on the show.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. You always have a lot of brine left over after you've had. Had all the pickles in the jar. Just cut up a cucumber and throw them in there and reuse the brine, and you have pickles.

[G]

How long does it take, Jess?

[Pat Godwin]

Like, 24 hours. Like, not long at all. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, even.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Like 12 hours, actually, like, overnight. You're good.

[Josh Arnold]

Kaboom.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[G]

Man. That is. That's valuable information.

[Pat Godwin]

It is.

[Chick McGee]

Now, do explore in your soon to be released essay here, the phrase. The phrase, he's in a pickle.

[G]

Yeah. That comes from our buddy William Shakespeare.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah?

[G]

Yes. It was in the Tempest Kings. Alonzo asked the court jester Trinculu, how camest thou in this pickle?

[Josh Arnold]

Tranquilla.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, how weird.

[G]

That's the first time Tom's asked one of those crazy questions, and I knew it.

[Chick McGee]

I'm very pleased.

[G]

Yeah, I'm pleased, too. I feel like I'd say.

[Chick McGee]

I still don't know what it means.

[Josh Arnold]

So was. Was pickle a verb before shake? Always a verb, or when did it become a noun for a thing?

[G]

Well, I. I think it was just, you know, it was. It was always a noun. But then I think, really, he was the first one to say, you're in a tight spot and called it a pickle in that play. And I think it. I think Trinu was also a character that tended to be inebriated, so. So it crossed over into, like, he's pickled, you know?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it was kind of a pun for old Bill Shakespeare.

[G]

Yeah. He wasn't above that, was he?

[Ace Cosby]

No, not at all. Not at all.

[Josh Arnold]

He wrote on the first season of Saturday Night Live, I think.

[G]

Is that. Is that. Yeah, Shakespeare did.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Land shark.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[G]

Oh, that's a good sketch.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it makes sense.

[G]

You know, pickling guys started 2400 BC in Mesopotamia. Did you know pickling is the oldest method of food preservation?

[Christy Lee]

I do now. Thank you.

[G]

Yeah. Christy, it came before sodium benzoate. It's a. It's older, actually, than butylated hydroxyl.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I never would have thought I butylated hydroxyl all my life.

[G]

Yeah, no, hydroxyl came later. Just a. On a side note, little old lady got butylated in her Warren Zon song.

[Ace Cosby]

She sure did. Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Her hair was perfect. Oh, no, that's a different guy. The other guy. Sorry.

[G]

In. In 50 B.C. queen Cleopatra of Egypt, apparently very hot, very attractive. Credited her health and beauty to pickle.

[Josh Arnold]

Pickles. Ah.

[Ace Cosby]

They are good for your gut.

[Josh Arnold]

Like the insertion of the pickles or the injection.

[Chick McGee]

Please.

[Christy Lee]

She ate.

[G]

No, I think that. Yeah, she. It sounds to me like one of these very attractive, you know, celebrity types that are. They were born attractive and they're trying to sell some sort of product. So they just say, the reason I'm attractive is because of these pickles.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she's got back end money on the pickles. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

He was known for slinging ass oil.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she does.

[G]

What did she sing?

[Ace Cosby]

She was sort of an asp oil salesman, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, snake oil. As oil. Okay. No, no. It just.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought she also covered herself in horse semen. Isn't that true?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I think so. To keep her skin really smelling like bleach.

[Ace Cosby]

Isn't that something, Greg?

[G]

Man, I didn't see the report going.

[Josh Arnold]

In that Direction never been covered.

[G]

A Columbus Christopher that is rationed pickles to his sailors to prevent scurvy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[G]

And he actually went so far as to grow cucumbers in. In Haiti to. To for a while, you know you could only have dry goods on the ships and then pickling came along and you can put the.

[Josh Arnold]

Some.

[G]

Some vegetables in there and maybe. Maybe get rid of this scurvy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Because if you didn't grow them, you wouldn't have pickles on the way back.

[G]

Right. And there you go. There you go. 2000 the Philadelphia Eagles beat the Cowboys in 109 degree heat. They credited pickle juice that became quite.

[Ace Cosby]

Big and still is, isn't it? On the sidelines?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, sir. Yeah.

[G]

Brigham Young University did some research and they said that they're right. Relieves a cramp 45 fast. 45% faster than nothing and 37% faster than water.

[Chick McGee]

What's what. What's in pickle juice?

[Ace Cosby]

The sodium.

[Josh Arnold]

Sodium salt. Yeah, I think so.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[G]

Quite a bit. Quite a bit, I would imagine.

[Josh Arnold]

And basic ingredients of meth are in. Really gives you get up and get go.

[G]

I think so. The meth does give you that get up and go, doesn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

It really does. Yeah.

[G]

There's a pickle packers union guys ppu.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[G]

PPU and it. Man, it sounds like a fun place.

[Josh Arnold]

I.

[G]

If I was going to be in the union, I'd love to be in the pickle packers union. Bill Moore became the secretary treasurer in 1954. The commissioner as it was were he Rain. Had a rain all the way till 1989. You know what Bill Moore's nickname was?

[Josh Arnold]

Billy.

[G]

You're close, Dale.

[Pat Godwin]

Billy.

[G]

Bill the Dill.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

Dill. Billy is better. I like Billy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[G]

No, Bill the Dill. That's a good nickname right there. Speaking of nickname, wasn't the head of.

[Ace Cosby]

That union the Vlad Classic Stork?

[G]

Yeah, that was.

[Ace Cosby]

That's.

[G]

I think he ran. Yeah, he ran things, Josh. But I don't think he was the face of the union. You know, he.

[Josh Arnold]

You know.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I ran it all. That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, it's a vlasic store. Hello, Mr. Stork.

[Ace Cosby]

That's the tastiest bagel I ever heard.

[Josh Arnold]

That's good.

[Ace Cosby]

Make sure you. You bury that man in the marsh. If he's. If he's not going to be on.

[Josh Arnold]

Our side when I say bury him in the mash, you bury him in the mash.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, if you're just joining us.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the O'Reilly. Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Our topic, pickles. Our guest is comedian Greg Warren, a very, very fine stand up comedian. Look for him cruising the Carolinas the next couple of weeks. Now you're talking about pickles. Do you get to the emergence of pickleball?

[G]

Yeah, I, I think the only thing I knew about pickleball that I read was the pickle packers union is a major sponsor of the U.S. pickleball Championships.

[Ace Cosby]

I wonder which came first. You know what I mean? If they sponsored it because it's called pickleball or if they sponsored mini tennis.

[Chick McGee]

And then someone said, we're going to talk about pickleball.

[G]

It's an interesting question, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

I would.

[G]

I think that, you know, that pickleball sort of became a thing and then they got on board. By the way, if you do want to go to their union, the union's website, it's the, it's ilovepickles.org Ah, speaking of nicknames, Fried pickles, guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, big.

[G]

Where they were invented.

[Josh Arnold]

So good.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm gonna guess a state fair.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I'm gonna take a bar.

[G]

The Duchess. Yeah, Jess is on it. It's a. The Duchess Drive in in Adkins, Arkansas. It was located directly across from a pickle factory.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah.

[G]

And you know the guy who, who owned Duchess Drive in?

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Pickle Bill.

[G]

Oh, Burnell. Fat Man Austin.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. The fat man knows what he's doing.

[Pat Godwin]

Are they chips or spears?

[G]

Jess, that's the greatest thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Question.

[G]

It started, it started with chips. And I'm a, I'm a pickle chip connoisseur. I love pickle chips. With you, maybe one of my top five foods, a well done pickle chip. But fat man moved it over to Spears and that's when he lost me. I could care less about a pickle spear. Have you had one fried pickle spear?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[G]

I mean, I've had one. And if you're asking did I try a fried pickle and then all of the breading came off at the same time. So I ate that and then ate an. A pickle that was just doused in.

[Christy Lee]

Oil, which is like an onion ring. That's exactly what happens with an onion.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[G]

Even worse, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh.

[G]

So I, I need to know from you guys, chips or spears for you guys?

[Ace Cosby]

I prefer chips. I'm not anti spear. But you're exactly right with the batter.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

And I knife and fork up fried spear.

[Pat Godwin]

I have found that if they put them on the menu as pickle fries, the breading is better. I don't know why. It's only happened twice.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Pat Godwin]

It's only happened twice. But it. But it's the pickle fry.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen that band? It's a tribute band.

[Ace Cosby]

Pickle Back Pickleback is better than people give them credit.

[Chick McGee]

They're often mocked.

[Ace Cosby]

They actually kind of rock.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. We're the big pickle shoes.

[Ace Cosby]

This is how you will brine me. Yeah, I think that's their big hit. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The.

[G]

The Russians use pickle juice as a hangover cure.

[Josh Arnold]

No, don't tell me about the Russians being ahead of us in pickle use. What?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, man.

[G]

Yeah, that's.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a big one.

[G]

Josh, if you wouldn't mind giving me a Russian that's hungover having some pickle juice.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I had far too much to drink, me. Oh, what's this? Pickle juice helps. Hooray.

[Chick McGee]

Ready for more vodka? Didn't one of the fast food places do a pickle slushie or something?

[Ace Cosby]

A couple, yes, currently, yeah. Sonic.

[G]

Yeah, Sonic, you're right, man.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh.

[Ace Cosby]

I wonder how that is. I don't care.

[Pat Godwin]

Isn't it. Was it Dula Lipa that did?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right.

[Pat Godwin]

She puts pickle juice in her Diet Coke. Yeah, I remember that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Very good.

[Christy Lee]

No, thanks.

[G]

Some of the people in the south have what they call Kool Aid. Pickles.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, we did that here on the show.

[G]

What is that you did?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we put cherry Kool Aid into a jar of pickles. Do you guys remember this?

[Josh Arnold]

No. That's okay.

[Pat Godwin]

We did it.

[Josh Arnold]

How was it?

[Pat Godwin]

It was bad. It wasn't good.

[Christy Lee]

So bad. We don't remember.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, apparently.

[G]

Did you have any sort of instruction on that chest or were you winging it?

[Pat Godwin]

No, we saw. I. I saw it on. It was a social media trend at the time, and it just said, you. You just dump a package of Kool Aid in the pickles with the brine, shake it up, let it sit for 24, 48 hours, and it is. It's just. It's cherry Kool Aid and pickles.

[Ace Cosby]

None of us liked it.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I don't. I mean, obviously we don't have any.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, I. Does anyone remember that?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, No, I don't remember.

[Ace Cosby]

That is insane.

[G]

Was that a different radio show?

[Pat Godwin]

That's the one I moonlight on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[G]

The rule on. There's a three, two, one for. For pickling, guys, it's three parts vinegar, two parts water, one part sugar.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[G]

You know what the rule on Sweet tea is.

[Ace Cosby]

What's that exactly? What is the formula?

[G]

It's seven parts sugar.

[Josh Arnold]

No. No vinegar, nothing else. Huh? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Tom, do you want to tell Greg your new iced tea hack?

[G]

Oh, I'd love to hear that.

[Ace Cosby]

I want your thoughts on this, Greg.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like lemon wedges in my tea.

[G]

Neither do I.

[Josh Arnold]

No. And then he's. He's made this big damn deal for years about having flavored iced tea in these restaurants. So much so that you forced a chain to.

[Chick McGee]

I like regular standard black iced tea.

[G]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Strong.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Not anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Put an orange slice in it instead of lemon. It'll change your life. Much better.

[G]

Really try.

[Chick McGee]

Try it. Really get back to me. I want to.

[Christy Lee]

Do you squeeze the orange into it or you just like.

[Chick McGee]

You can give it a little spritz, whatever you want to call it.

[Ace Cosby]

Now, not an orange wedge, but an orange slice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That way it gives it kind of a nice little moon like thing to look at.

[G]

Oh, I see.

[Ace Cosby]

Like.

[G]

Like if you were having a blue.

[F]

Blue moon.

[Ace Cosby]

Exactly.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, exactly.

[Christy Lee]

So you're not putting it in your tea, you're just leaving it on the rim.

[Chick McGee]

Then you give it a little. I actually have a photograph. I did this the other day. I took a picture.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding, Grandpa, tell me you're 100 years old without telling me.

[Chick McGee]

You see that gr.

[G]

It looks good.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, I'm telling you, you're going to. Greg and I have a thing. Every once in a while. I'll just send him a random. I forgot to send it to you. I took it for you, Greg.

[G]

I like the idea. I love iced tea. Tom and I are both two of the biggest anti fountain iced tea.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I hate that.

[G]

Advocates in the country.

[Chick McGee]

Bottled iced tea.

[Josh Arnold]

Awful.

[G]

Yes, Terrible.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, when you order. When you tell your server that. But I want an orange slice in my iced tea. You can't even. When he brings it back, you can't tell where he dipped his balls in it either. So that's how it makes it really nice.

[Chick McGee]

Dip their balls in it. They just scrape the side of them.

[G]

You know what I say to the server chick?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know what you say to him.

[G]

I say, you know, Stacy, this is really great iced tea.

[Chick McGee]

On that note, we must go. Greg, can you be a little more specific of where you're going to be in the next couple of weeks?

[G]

Well, I got a couple of. We added a third show in Charleston, South Carolina this Thursday and it's selling fast, so I hope some people come out to that.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent.

[G]

I put a show on sale for Madison, Wisconsin, which I have. I haven't been in a long time. And it's. It's. I believe it's October 5th, and that. That one's selling really well. But I know you guys got a lot of fans up there, so I'm hoping to get some folks out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Well, Greg Warren, I know you're going to be swinging by the Comedy Attic down the road and many, many more. We'll get all those from you and we'll talk to you soon. Thank you.

[G]

Thanks a lot, guys.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for the update.

[Ace Cosby]

I love you very much. Oh, he's.

[Chick McGee]

And he's gone. Just when you had a chance to tell him.

[Ace Cosby]

He never says it back.

[Chick McGee]

This port. Did I say this portion?

[Josh Arnold]

He's just not into you, Josh. I've told you enough.

[Chick McGee]

This portion of the Bob and Tom show brought to you by the Silac Insurance Company. We've been learning about Silac annuities for quite some time here in the Bob and Tom Show. So now it's time for something we're calling the McGee Three. It's three questions from the Silac people. Frequently asked questions about annuities. Number one. One. Here it is. A dear chick. I want to browse and read about all the Silac annuity choices. What is the Silac address for the Silac website?

[Josh Arnold]

That's easy. Silacins dot com. That's s I l a c I n s dot com.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, question two.

[Josh Arnold]

Ready?

[Chick McGee]

I love the idea of getting a 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. Annuity. What's the phone number for that?

[Josh Arnold]

Real easy. Just dial pound 250. Pound 250 on your cell and then say bonus 20. That's bonus 2. Zero.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, once again, we're learning about annuities and the Silec SILAC Insurance.

[Ace Cosby]

You don't say bonus to zero. You say bonus 20. So to say that's bonus to zero is confusing.

[Chick McGee]

I see. Okay, bonus 20 is what we're going to go with. Thank you very much. Question 3.

[Josh Arnold]

3.

[Chick McGee]

How long is it going to take before I yell at Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

28 seconds.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, good. Write that down. Very informative, chip. For a 20% bonus, dial £250 and say bonus 20.

[Christy Lee]

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[Ace Cosby]

And you don't type slash. You just put the. You put like a slash in.

[Pat Godwin]

Slow down.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, you don't want to.

[Chick McGee]

You don't spell out S L, A, S, H. No. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all.

[Chick McGee]

That's extraordinarily helpful.

[Ace Cosby]

That's what I'm here for.

[Chick McGee]

Now, in five seconds, you're going to want to duck because I'm throwing something. Oh, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Coming up. We're, we have, we have some exciting things from the world of news. And, you know, we may have endeavored one of those sports bulletins. Those are so exciting. And we do have an odd story about a smoothie that is going to make you gag. I'm telling you. At least it made me gag. From the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Got a comment to share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Well done. Welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. Christy Lee. Hey, Pat Godwin. Hey, you, you, you, you. This guy. There's Jess Hooker. Hi. There's Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby.

[Ace Cosby]

Howdy.

[Josh Arnold]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get what you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Josh Arnold]

As soon as I. As soon as he knows, I'm throwing it to him.

[Ace Cosby]

Right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

He insists on doing something.

[Pat Godwin]

He looked you right in the eyes and took a drink of his coffee.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, here's Todd.

[Ace Cosby]

That's a good power move.

[Chick McGee]

That is a.

[Josh Arnold]

He's the boss.

[Chick McGee]

Dismissive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a certain subtlety to it. I appreciate the acknowledging it. Thank you very much. This, I guess I, I've learned several lessons.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, God. Go over all of them, please. Well, long and out explanation.

[Chick McGee]

No, this is, this is a short explanation.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't believe.

[Chick McGee]

No way. We, many of us mocked the notion of eating a hamburger with a bun made out of a Krispy Kreme donut. And then we tried them, and at least in my case, they were wonderful.

[Pat Godwin]

Loved it.

[Josh Arnold]

But second to the Krispy Kreme doughnut covered in chocolate used as a cheeseburger bun. Unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

Now, this next thing, I think there's going to be some groaning. When I handed the story to Christy, I immediately got a. Oh, all right. And I would do the same, but I think I.

[Josh Arnold]

What's a man.

[Chick McGee]

I tend to judge a book by its cover. And. Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Smoothie king. We all friends. Smoothie king. Right. Love a smoothie.

[Josh Arnold]

King of smoothies.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Well, they're teaming up with Heinz to release a new smoothie flavor, ketchup.

[Ace Cosby]

I say no and I stand by it so much so I would never try it.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm same.

[Christy Lee]

The two brands announced the mashup that blends sweet acai sorbet, crisp apple juice, juicy strawberries, tart raspberries with the unmistakable taste of Heinz grape ketchup.

[Ace Cosby]

No, just stop. Before the ketchup. It sounds great.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, before the ketchup.

[Chick McGee]

Right, but see, isn't ketchup mostly sugar?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Cuz it's tomato based.

[Josh Arnold]

But you gotta. You gotta cornstarch. You gotta pick something.

[Christy Lee]

Tomato is a fruit, but you don't. The flavors described as sweet and fruity with a bright tangy ketchup finish.

[Josh Arnold]

Too fruity.

[Chick McGee]

But I guess my point is we're gonna have to try this before we.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Ace Cosby]

I see. No, no. I mean that's. At least he's being open minded.

[Josh Arnold]

Am I the only one that eats ketchup on eggs? Am I the only one?

[Ace Cosby]

Every now and again? Only scrambled, though.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't only scramble.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, scrambled.

[Josh Arnold]

Or an omelette. I'll do that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Ketchup on eggs.

[Josh Arnold]

Over easy. Over easy. I won't.

[Ace Cosby]

I've kind of switched to maybe a dash of franks or. Or Tabasco.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

But I do like a. Yeah, a red sauce on there.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like anything hot.

[Ace Cosby]

That's okay.

[Christy Lee]

You don't.

[Ace Cosby]

Your ketchup is the way to go.

[Christy Lee]

I like.

[Ace Cosby]

Have you tried your spicy ketchups?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's too spicy.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, whataburger burgers. Spicy ketchup.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the name of that Ketchup from Chicago. We got 57 now.

[Chick McGee]

Are you like 78?

[Josh Arnold]

78 ketchups.

[Chick McGee]

If someone says cats up, I don't want to talk to them.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm with you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay. I know it's arbitrary, but I'm.

[Ace Cosby]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

I'm completely.

[Ace Cosby]

So you won't buy a bottle of cat sup?

[Chick McGee]

No, I would. Maybe. Maybe a few years back I might talk to a woman if she was incredibly good looking.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it still out there? A cat cats up?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's a thing. I don't know what it means.

[Josh Arnold]

I think Hans has cats up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, just.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's the hunts people.

[Chick McGee]

Because that's one of those things when you're a kid. You see there's cats up go. Wait a minute. That's not right. And you realize the world's not perfect and adults don't know what they're talking about.

[Christy Lee]

The Heinz Tomato Ketchup Smoothie is currently available for $5 and 70 cents at select Smoothie King location.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, here's six bucks. Oh, they're mentioning again.

[Ace Cosby]

They're going 57.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I didn't get.

[Chick McGee]

We have to review are today in History at this point. Before we get to more news with Christy Lee.

[Josh Arnold]

Time now for today in history. August 11th.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm looking at gonna be Thanksgiving Day for you know it.

[Ace Cosby]

Larry Arnold would be 75 today.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Ace Cosby]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

Happy birthday, Larry.

[Pat Godwin]

And happy birthday. My Max is 22 today.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, very nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Larry, we should explain. Josh's dad, Vietnam combat veteran, two tours of duty.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no way to try on that.

[Chick McGee]

And a very brave man and a super.

[Josh Arnold]

I was in Nam too.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, he was a drill sergeant, too.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Ace Cosby]

He was. That would creep into his parenting every now and again.

[Pat Godwin]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

He just seems so sweet.

[Ace Cosby]

He's a very sweet man. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. See him doing okay if I'm in charge for a while.

[Ace Cosby]

We didn't make the bed. We didn't make the bed totally correctly. He would strip the whole thing. We'd have to do it again. Really?

[Chick McGee]

Bounce a quarter off the sheets.

[Ace Cosby]

We did not have to do that. But he would threaten.

[Chick McGee]

Did you guys have bunk beds or anything?

[Ace Cosby]

We did. Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Taking that top bunk is hard.

[Chick McGee]

We all in the same room.

[Josh Arnold]

You hear what he said?

[Ace Cosby]

For a while there, there were four of us in the same room. Two bunks.

[Josh Arnold]

Hear what he's doing? He wants to know if you and your brothers ever played grab ass like he and his brothers.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

We did not run around running around naked with a towel around your neck. And it was the adventures of Bear Man. Yeah. No, you fruit.

[Ace Cosby]

Right. We didn't pee on each other like you guys did.

[Pat Godwin]

Did your dad have those great drill sergeant lines? Like those that would like. He was being serious, but they were hilarious.

[Ace Cosby]

Some. Yeah, But a lot of classic dad.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

We were always threatened with a knuckle sandwich. But any who did, he.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll make you chant while you're running. You know, I don't know, but I've been told. Eskimo mighty cold. Can I do that?

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday. Let's see now, this is weird. In 1885, Americans were asked to raise $100,000 to pay for the pedestal for the Statue of Liberty.

[Christy Lee]

How much?

[Chick McGee]

100,000 bucks. But I mean, because. So France. Remember that? You see, You've seen. Here's a statue.

[Josh Arnold]

There's nowhere to sit. It. What?

[Ace Cosby]

They gave us flowers with no vase?

[Chick McGee]

Effectively, yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a big damn deal. A big drive to donate money for the Eiffel Towers.

[Ace Cosby]

That's a pretty good deal. $100,000 to hold up that thing like a gift tax.

[Pat Godwin]

Like somebody gifts you something, and then they're like, hey, are you going to pay the tax on this, too? That sucks.

[Chick McGee]

And there's a whole thing about the Statue of Liberty's feet. I won't go into it right now, but they're hot.

[Josh Arnold]

They are very, very hot.

[Pat Godwin]

She sells pics.

[Chick McGee]

1919. What football team was founded?

[Josh Arnold]

What. What year?

[Chick McGee]

1919.

[Ace Cosby]

Is it the. Is the names the same?

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Chicago Bears.

[Pat Godwin]

Green.

[Chick McGee]

Green Bay Packers. Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Really.

[Chick McGee]

Very good. I was seeing Ms. Hooker.

[Josh Arnold]

That's. And they were. Me.

[Pat Godwin]

There was like three teams back then.

[Josh Arnold]

There were meat packers. Right. I thought Canton Bulldogs or.

[Ace Cosby]

I saw a video of Aaron Rodgers bullying a child this weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

My opinion of him has. No. Has completely altered.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

The kids.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, it was this kid threw him a football to get him to autograph it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And. And Aaron threw it into the crowd the other direction. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And.

[Ace Cosby]

And the kid starts crying.

[Josh Arnold]

The kid started crying.

[Ace Cosby]

A total dick move. Under 10.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, really?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if it was AI or not, but it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Seemed on brand to me.

[Chick McGee]

Has to be fake.

[Josh Arnold]

Has to be fake.

[Chick McGee]

He loves Aaron R. Where Pat the dick meeting.

[Pat Godwin]

Also something. Tom would.

[Chick McGee]

This is for me. Yes. Hard days night.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Christ. The Beatles.

[Pat Godwin]

Beatles.

[Josh Arnold]

Beatles, Beatles, Beatles, Beatles. I. I like the Beatles. When they came out and I moved on. You know what? Why can't. Why can't they put out some sort of books about the Beatles so we can know more information about them or maybe.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe some new.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, the four movies are being made, remember, from each Beatles point of view.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's a bad idea. Oh. What do you think, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm only gonna see where it goes.

[Chick McGee]

You think so.

[Ace Cosby]

It'Ll be the shortest.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he's gonna. He's. But it's the angle. The camera angle's from behind.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody, though, see the back of their head.

[Chick McGee]

This one's for Ace. 1999, Kiss gets their star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

[Ace Cosby]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Ace Cosby]

I think Gene Simmons should have his own star for some of the acting he's done throughout the years.

[Christy Lee]

Is there a. Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Is there a question in there somewhere?

[Chick McGee]

Tom?

[Ace Cosby]

Great movie. R Away with Tom Selleck.

[Chick McGee]

Is Gene the bad guy?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, boy, is he in one Best.

[Josh Arnold]

Best Picture did it.

[Ace Cosby]

No, it was overlooked.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, that's pretty much it for today. For the things in history, a bunch of stuff that's just too sad to get to.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't he have mechanized spiders?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Here's one for you, Christy. 1983. Happy birthday, Chris Hemsworth.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he's very nice.

[Chick McGee]

He makes your teeth sweat, doesn't he?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Thor.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, he'll make you Thor, all right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, it's a good, good kind of Thor.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a great Thor movie, the second one, right. Ragnarok. Pretty funny.

[Ace Cosby]

So we'll be soaring that.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, we are in the Aurelio Put away wet. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

This portion of the Bob and Tom show, brought to you by Java House. The official copy and refresh refreshments of the Bob and Tom show win coffee for your office for a year. Visit bobandtom.com to find out how.

[Chick McGee]

Online and send him over.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hi. Jess Hooker. Hello. Josh Arnold. Hello. Hello, indeed. Ace combination. Hello. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. I'm Chick. Hello. Tom.

[Chick McGee]

I'm well aware of the fact that I've never been able to accomplish anything important because I get sidetracked.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if. I don't even know if sidetracked.

[Chick McGee]

But first I'm gonna give it. I'm gonna give an example right now.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Here's something I would be wasting my time thinking about.

[Josh Arnold]

You're just a mess.

[Chick McGee]

We just had a news story about an organization that has gotten together with the Heinz ketchup people. People. This is the smoothie king.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

And they're creating a ketchup smoothie. Right away I'm kind of going, I don't think so. Yeah, but that got me thinking about ketchup. Then I was thinking about the phrase cut the mustard. Why do we never ask? Cut the ketchup and I'll take your. I'll take your thoughts on that and waste some time.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm assuming cutting the mustard. This is pure speculation on my part.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Means to dilute it a little bit so that it is edible.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Ace Cosby]

So you want to cut that Mustard with a little bit of water.

[Chick McGee]

But when someone says, I'm afraid he can't cut the mustard, he can't.

[Ace Cosby]

Right. It doesn't. It doesn't take care of the.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

The job. Or you don't have to do the job.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't have to cut the ketchup.

[Ace Cosby]

Right. Ketchup doesn't need cutting. Mustard does. Otherwise it wouldn't be palatable.

[Chick McGee]

Well, why not? But now, cutting the cheese, Right. Distinctly different meaning.

[Ace Cosby]

Because when you cut cheese, it can have an ocean odor where you're releasing the odor when you cut the cheese.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine if you were. If you moved here from a foreign country?

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

How confusing all this would be? That could be an essay question. Discuss the difference between cutting the mustard and cutting the cheese.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah. That would be like an advanced. Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

And cutting the crap.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

For example, this is crap, Right?

[Ace Cosby]

Cut the crap.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But all languages have that, right? Their own slang terms and. No, you don't think so?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't think so.

[Ace Cosby]

You know, your slang only exists in English.

[Josh Arnold]

English sayings and old time wisdom bromides or idioms.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. So anyways, I just was wasting my time and yours talking about that. It's time to move on.

[Josh Arnold]

Nope, not yet.

[Ace Cosby]

Funky is this average white band.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Y.

[Ace Cosby]

They were white.

[Josh Arnold]

They were white guys, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. From Scotland.

[Ace Cosby]

From Scotland.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Pretty funky for Scotland. I think there might have been a couple black guys in the band. Is that okay?

[Ace Cosby]

Sounds like there might be.

[Josh Arnold]

Taste the go. Blast it all around. Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me that.

[Ace Cosby]

I know that this is Cut the cake.

[Josh Arnold]

Cut the cake. I'm sorry, that's a different song. Wrong. I had wrong lyrics, Josh. It happens My fault.

[Ace Cosby]

They are similar sounding.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, now we're going to switch gears and move over to the SILEC insurance news desk where we'll see Christy Lee. Right there.

[Christy Lee]

Adult pacifiers are becoming a trend in China and health experts are raising concerns. According to the South China Morning Post.

[Ace Cosby]

Now, Chinese health experts are raising concerns.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're not over the pacifiers. Yeah. Not Covid.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, we're worried about.

[Christy Lee]

Some retailers claim adult pacifiers can relieve anxiety and improve sleep, leading to a surge in sales. Medical officials state that adult pacifier use can pose a choking hazard and long term use may limit jaw movement, cause pain when chewing, and even shift tooth position if used more than three hours a day.

[Ace Cosby]

That's idiotic.

[Chick McGee]

Not to mention probably hard to get A date?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You've got a pacifier in your mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you know Nancy Cartwright, who does Bart Simpson's voice, also does the. For Maggie.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Really sucks on her pacifier.

[Ace Cosby]

That's a good sound effect.

[Chick McGee]

Is there some perverse. Perverse or perverse sexual component to this?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, but not anyone we want to explore, I don't think.

[Ace Cosby]

But I don't know about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't think this is about fetishism in China.

[Christy Lee]

I think this is a lot of anxiety.

[Ace Cosby]

Is that what they're saying?

[Josh Arnold]

I think. I think there might be some sort of drug that makes your jaws.

[Pat Godwin]

There's something about. There's something about the swallowing and the sucking motion in it, and it sets off the vagal nerve and calms you. Like there's.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, really?

[Pat Godwin]

There's something like.

[Ace Cosby]

It's got to come from. That's how you.

[Chick McGee]

So over here we have cigarettes.

[Pat Godwin]

It's like a self soothing thing.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, they've got those in China, too.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they have.

[Ace Cosby]

They're a wacky country.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think smoke the most per capita is not the.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, but that was a.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Pat Godwin]

The pacifier was a big thing during raves like when we were in high school and college for.

[Ace Cosby]

I think the reason chick was kind of alluding to. You were on ecstasy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, that and a bottle of water.

[Pat Godwin]

But it was like an accessory. Like outfits, too.

[Chick McGee]

Like, were the pacifiers designed to look a little more adult?

[Josh Arnold]

Probably.

[Pat Godwin]

There were rhinestones. Like, I. I know people that had rhinestones on their pacifiers.

[Ace Cosby]

Like a rhinestone.

[Chick McGee]

Wait, Wait a minute. Rhinestone binky.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very funny.

[Chick McGee]

Do you recall your pacifier days, Josh, when you were a little. Little boy?

[Ace Cosby]

No. No. And I was never a thumb sucker.

[Christy Lee]

I was a thumb sucker.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet you were. I was. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And twirled my hair. I still do that, if you ever notice.

[Josh Arnold]

Love that.

[Ace Cosby]

Whatever. There's a cute boy around. You twirl your hair.

[Christy Lee]

I twirl my hair all the time.

[Ace Cosby]

Just because you're always surrounded by cute boys.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Do you do anything when you see a cute girl, Tom? Do you like, go hubba hubba or something like that?

[Ace Cosby]

My wiener is growing. I yell that.

[Christy Lee]

Were you a pacifier boy?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Just go ahead and blur, sucker.

[Christy Lee]

Finger sucker, anything.

[Chick McGee]

Did you nurse?

[Josh Arnold]

I bet your. Did your mother give you like a dish rag that was handed down from your grandfather that was dipped into blank apple like a wooby?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no, I just. I just distinctly recall.

[Josh Arnold]

Or just you and your brother suck on.

[Chick McGee]

If you need a pacifier. You'll never amount to anything. Fear. Yeah, okay. No, I was.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And I was not breastfed. I found that out.

[Christy Lee]

Neither was I.

[Chick McGee]

You were not. Is that correct, Chick Magee?

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. The only thing. Keep me out of the mental institution.

[Christy Lee]

Early 60s. It wasn't a thing.

[Ace Cosby]

But they're saying it's. There's an issue now where a lot of moms are breastfeeding and they're not getting that moment with their child. You know, because you would kind of look at your kid.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

And you would. Now the mom is on the phone while the kid's sucking away. And that intimacy. So, for lack of a better word, is gone.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's not.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's really sad.

[Chick McGee]

That's really interesting.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Really sad.

[Ace Cosby]

So moms, you know, I don't. I'm not trying to tell you what to do, but put your phone down because what do I know about being a mom? But. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now, do you find the same thing when you're suckling one of some of these ladies on a Friday?

[Ace Cosby]

I want her making direct eyes. Eye contact.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, but you pay for that.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So you pay for it.

[Josh Arnold]

What about the pizza delivery guy? You expect him looking you in the eye too, or.

[Ace Cosby]

Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You look at me when you. I make them. I have. I. I eat the first piece on the porch. Yes. And I make them stand there and so I can see.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, that's right off topic. And this is a legitimate question. Do you think in the, in the last few years now we've got the thing you're buying, whatever it is, and then they spin around, around the screen and you put the tip on there. Do you think that's made tipping go up? They're right there.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Ace Cosby]

Once again, I think we all say yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I think they didn't expect it to go down. I think people are more upset about it and not tipping now because of that.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I'm wondering. I'm just kind of.

[Pat Godwin]

I have found, though, when people don't tip, they're, they're. They're loud about it. Like they're not just going to hit. No, they're going to say, I'm not. You didn't do anything. Like, that's been my. No, honestly.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Face to face with customers. That's happened. They're a lot louder about it. You would expect the person who tipped to be like, look what I did for you. The person that says, you didn't do anything. Is the one telling me I'm not tipping you.

[Ace Cosby]

I kind of like if you, if you're going to tip, just going, you know what? Here's another six bucks for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. How about that?

[Ace Cosby]

I think that's kind of a nice thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And do a little. You feel good about yourself just standing there getting some of my $6?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, no, I, I don't. I'm trying to celebrate it.

[Josh Arnold]

You and your job.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just asking right now. The Bob and Tom show, sponsored by Better Help. These days. A lot of, A lot of advice out there. You open up the Internet and there's someone telling you that.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of advice in here.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Yes. We have a lot of these dolls stolen. Are you familiar with. With the. Is it the La Boo Boo dolls?

[Chick McGee]

Labo, this is a thing. This is some weird art thing. And now they're. They're being. There's like a collectible or something, and.

[Christy Lee]

They'Re very, very trendy. Also, we have Latin in the news, and we have a really obnoxious fake seizure guy.

[Ace Cosby]

How obnoxious is it? Would you say I'm really obnoxious?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I can tell you all about obnoxious if you'd like.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on to this. This is all very good. We are in the Aurelio Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Baba Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, Our hands are cold. Evidently.

[Christy Lee]

Freezing.

[Josh Arnold]

What is it? Cold hands, warm heart.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Clear.

[Josh Arnold]

Clear eyes, full heart. What is it?

[Ace Cosby]

Cold beer, warm heart, Cold beer, warm.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Ace Cosby]

I've always heard, happy wife, happy, happy life.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's a good one.

[Josh Arnold]

I always heard if a frog had wings, wouldn't bump his ass on the ground every time he jumped. There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess Hooker.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee. So, there's some sad news in the world of music. Bobby Whitlock has passed away. He was the keyboard player in the great band Derek and the Domino, one of the big, big albums from the 70s.

[Ace Cosby]

Is he responsible for that piano solo at the end of Layla?

[Chick McGee]

Actually, no.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

He was the keyboard player in that band, but that's a very controversial.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I didn't mean to open it.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

That was probably written by someone who's not credited for it or getting the royalty.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, that's a shame, because that's.

[Chick McGee]

It's actually played by the drummer.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, drummer takes credit for it, too, but that's not the case.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it was his, at the time, girlfriend. It's. It's a can of worms, actually.

[Ace Cosby]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

Bobby Whitlock was a good singer. No, no, no. And this is interesting. He once told the Austin Chronicle the money that was made from the album Layla, the guy that owned it, a guy named Robert Stigwood, took the money, created RSO Records to record the Bee Gees. And so Bobby Whitlock said, I am responsible for disco. My deepest apologies to the entire world.

[Josh Arnold]

World.

[Chick McGee]

So there you go. Thank you. But he was. He was a friend of Tim Wilson, actually. Kind of. Kind of an interesting side side note there. But that's it for Derek and the Dominoes. The only one is left is Derek. Eric Clapton himself.

[Christy Lee]

Why'd they call himself Derek?

[Chick McGee]

He was going through some rough times and he wanted to just. He just threw the band together with Delaney Bonnie and friends there he'd gone, touring out with them and I really.

[Ace Cosby]

Wish you would just Google that on your own time.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

I knew what I was doing about.

[Chick McGee]

The death of disco. Sorry, Josh.

[Ace Cosby]

Thank you for apologizing.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not apologizing.

[Josh Arnold]

Someone.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, you said sorry, Josh. I think you.

[Chick McGee]

No, I was lying. Now, Christy Lee is right over there. I can see her. She's freezing for some reason. You okay?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm just cold. So am I the only one?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's cold. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

A big game hunter from Texas has been killed during a hunting trip in South Africa.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm a hunter, according to people. A big game.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, honey.

[Ace Cosby]

Behind the tiger.

[Josh Arnold]

My fault. Sorry. Totally my fault.

[Christy Lee]

For once the game wins. According to People, the New York and the New York Post, 52 year old Asher Watkins was stalking a Cape buffalo.

[Josh Arnold]

Shh. Be very quiet.

[Chick McGee]

In Lampobo province.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm stalking an animal.

[Christy Lee]

When the animal charge struck him before he could fire his weapon.

[Josh Arnold]

He has no gun. I have a big gun.

[Ace Cosby]

He has no gun.

[Josh Arnold]

He has no gun.

[Christy Lee]

The organizers of the hunt confirmed his death in a statement. Cape buffalo considered among the most dangerous animals in Africa due to their unpredictable behavior and as you can see, powerful charges.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Being charged to death. Yeah, it hit him so hard.

[Chick McGee]

Gourd.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, there were horns involved.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen these things?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, but I. So that's what killed him. Oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you think Pixar could make this buffalo lovable, though? Yeah, for sure. Sure about a.

[Chick McGee]

Closest thing I'm going to get to being gored is having someone walk up to me at a cocktail event and start talking about global warming.

[Josh Arnold]

The other night, you got an electric car?

[Chick McGee]

Do you?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, great.

[Pat Godwin]

From the point of view of the buffalo, is that what you're saying?

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. The buffalo's out there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Buffalo outing with family ends in murder. That's.

[Christy Lee]

Do you think he got arrested by the buffalo community for murdering the hunter?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I think he's a hero.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. I was going to say save the word.

[Josh Arnold]

What about the buffalo babies? Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Well. And what about the babies? They need. They need protecting. Do you know where Your buffalo babies are.

[Josh Arnold]

What time?

[Pat Godwin]

It's 9 o'.

[Josh Arnold]

Clock.

[Chick McGee]

And we're sticking to the fact that we're calling the thing a buffalo. That's not a buffalo.

[Christy Lee]

It's a bison. We're talking about bison here. This is in South Africa.

[Chick McGee]

This is a water.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I'm saying. But you know, the Colorado. Colorado's got buffs, but those are actually.

[Josh Arnold]

What time.

[Chick McGee]

Bison.

[Josh Arnold]

When did the. It's 11 o'. Clock.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know where your kids are?

[Josh Arnold]

When did that go away? I mean, I know it's gone. That was an ad when we were growing up, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, us too. And my kids are shocked that that was a thing.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I still hear it. Boy, I wish I could tell you what channel it is and who says it. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is it in black and white?

[Ace Cosby]

No, no, it's really. At least. Maybe it wasn't. I mean, honestly, maybe it wasn't here. Maybe it was in St. Louis or somewhere.

[Josh Arnold]

But is it sticking our nose in at work?

[Christy Lee]

Your kids had a curfew, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but I mean, judging. Judging by the age of people who watch the evening news these days, it's implying that they have children is the big leap.

[Ace Cosby]

Do you know where your great grandchildren.

[Josh Arnold]

It's 11 o'. Clock. The hell with that. Tell somebody tell me where the remote is. That's what I want to know. I'm an old guy. See?

[Christy Lee]

An Australian. Australian man, dubbed the fake seizure guy has gained notoriety for allegedly faking seizures in public.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. I think Asia.

[Christy Lee]

To get strangers to sit on him.

[Chick McGee]

And this is about. This is about to get worse.

[Christy Lee]

According to news.com, dozens of Melbourne residents have reportedly been lured into helping the man as he pretends to convulse on the ground. The man instructs passersby to pin him to the ground and straddle him.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. That's the only way to get rid of this seizure.

[Christy Lee]

But within minutes, he abruptly stands up and walks away as if nothing happened.

[Ace Cosby]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm better now.

[Christy Lee]

Seizure scammer allegedly targets men and sometimes has even refused help from women.

[Josh Arnold]

I put my.

[Ace Cosby]

No, not. Not you. No, him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What a.

[Josh Arnold]

The only thing that brings me around. You put my dork in your mouth. Please, please, please, please.

[Chick McGee]

This is such a weird.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Ace Cosby]

A weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Weird.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, if you want strangers to. To sit on you and men and free. Because usually 100, 200 bucks.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, depending.

[Josh Arnold]

There are men who like a fat.

[Chick McGee]

Guy to sit on you 250. What's the going rate?

[Josh Arnold]

A dollar a pound. That's right.

[Ace Cosby]

The reverse Santa we call it now.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, you're still doing that thing where you go to a. Josh, you're still doing that thing. Seaside and pretend you've been. Been stung by a jellyfish and ask men to pee on you.

[Ace Cosby]

I ask men and women to pee on me? Yes.

[Chick McGee]

No, I heard you. I heard you got caught because you did it at Lake Michigan.

[Ace Cosby]

That's right. That's right. You know, that's such a weird commitment. Comedic conceit. Instead of making yourself the weirdo or the pervert or even going, you know, I have a buddy. It's just now, Pat, when you smoke a lot of weed or chick.

[Josh Arnold]

When you're constantly constipated, you can't find my ass with a flashlight. Do you wipe on the shower curtain or what do you do?

[Chick McGee]

You're laying around watching tv.

[Josh Arnold]

Totally and hopelessly alone. Do you.

[Ace Cosby]

Isn't it sad they've debunked that jellyfish thing?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that would work.

[Christy Lee]

No, doesn't work.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but I don't think it's been debunked enough. I think there are enough people that still think if you get stung by a jellyfish, you gotta pee on it.

[Pat Godwin]

Have you guys ever been stung?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

No, thankfully, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

It's crazy painful.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. I know people that have.

[Josh Arnold]

I've seen them out there, but I haven't.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah, I've seen them too.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is there like a man. A man of war. Jellyfish.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. That thing's massive.

[Josh Arnold]

Massive, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But big as a horse.

[Chick McGee]

Back to this guy faking the seizures that. I mean, that must be a whole thing in his head that he has to have a man sit on him and is this like a spank bank for him?

[Josh Arnold]

Probably.

[Chick McGee]

Then he goes home and finishes.

[Ace Cosby]

No, I think he completes.

[Josh Arnold]

He completes right there.

[Christy Lee]

Probably.

[Chick McGee]

That is an odd.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you know, he hops up before somebody calls an ambulance because that's going to cost a lot of money.

[Ace Cosby]

What a weird, awful thing.

[Josh Arnold]

There are men who like to have their testicles, their scrotum, him stomped on in high heels.

[Ace Cosby]

Tom, you know when you love calling up a horse?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Yes. I got me. I call these women and I go, listen, Josh gave me your number.

[Josh Arnold]

I was just wondering tonight, do you have any. Have any stomping time? That would be really great. About 8, 30, 9 o' clock tonight. Come by.

[Ace Cosby]

I've really been a bad boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Put me to bed.

[Ace Cosby]

I really deserve it.

[Chick McGee]

If you're just Joining us. So welcome to the Bamaton program. We're coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We've got Christy Lee over there. Christy, we had a sad story from the world of outer space. He lived a great life, of course.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. James Lovell, the astronaut. 97. That's a good life.

[Chick McGee]

Made famous, drove a Corvette. Apollo 13. He was not in the. Wait a minute. He was not in the first wave. He was not one of the Wii 7. He was, he was, he was in a. I think he was up in space four times.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Gemini 712 and Apollo 8 and 13.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But died at the age of 97. Hope this doesn't. I never thought about this. Tom Hanks, a very fine actor of course is portrayed. He portrayed James Lovell. He also portrayed Sully and Captain Phillips.

[Josh Arnold]

Are we going over all of.

[Chick McGee]

They gotta, they gotta be kind of worried.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh you think?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, they're next.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you know, I don't think it works that way.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't. That was close. Also in the news, Butch Wilmore.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember Butch Cassidy? Butch Wilmore, anybody?

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Chick McGee]

He was in the news a lot. He was the guy one of the two astronauts stuck.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. He's retiring, Correct.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He was one of the two astronauts that was stuck in the International Space Station for an extra nine months.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He was only supposed to go for a years couple of couple weeks. I did hear that over the weekend.

[Chick McGee]

A lady he's retired distinguished astronaut, kind.

[Ace Cosby]

Of Medusa up there.

[Christy Lee]

Make a lot of fun of her.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, her hair looked insane.

[Christy Lee]

Well with no gravity and stuff, you know.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wear a ball lunch.

[Ace Cosby]

Lady can do it. You can't do.

[Josh Arnold]

Man.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if this is correct. This is according to the New York Times. It says the two astronauts were given a five dollar a day per diem.

[Christy Lee]

Sounds about.

[Josh Arnold]

And you get your some chips.

[Chick McGee]

So he gets back on Earth. They had him a check this says for 1430 bucks.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. You know though, if they have a vending machine in space that can't run on gravity. Right. It would have to.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Be like jettisoned out of the machine. How would a vending machine work in space? Tom, your thoughts on the top? Tom and I can't work one on Earth. Come down from.

[Pat Godwin]

Comes from the top.

[Josh Arnold]

Comes from the top. Yeah. You just shoot them out. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It floats up.

[Chick McGee]

No gravity in any of it. We'll see you later, Butch. Mr. Wilmore. Captain General.

[Christy Lee]

This weekend to mark the anniversary of the United States adopting the motto E Pluribus unum.

[Josh Arnold]

Have we told the motto it was adopted?

[Ace Cosby]

It's just finding out now.

[Christy Lee]

Of course. Latin for out of many, one for its Great Seal. The phrase was first proposed in 1776 by a committee of Benjamin Franklin, John Adams, and Thomas Jefferson.

[Chick McGee]

But that was the. Wasn't the only nominee.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

What were the others?

[Chick McGee]

You know, this one.

[Ace Cosby]

No Fat Chicks, was one. Which I doesn't make.

[Pat Godwin]

Ask Gas or grass.

[Chick McGee]

It was. I. I did a little bit of research. Olfactus culp avert.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't look at.

[Ace Cosby]

He who dealt it, smelt it.

[Chick McGee]

He who smelt it, dealt it.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, sorry. Yes. Thank you. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Olfactus.

[Josh Arnold]

Olfactory. Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine if you picked up a buck and that was on there? It's Latin. Doesn't Latin give stuff a certain level of class?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Domino, dominos, muerta. Kill them all. Like God, sort them out. Was the original. Original logo.

[Chick McGee]

And it didn't. Wasn't Hugh Hefner, the guy from Playboy magazine? Didn't he have. In Latin, if you don't swing, don't ring on his front door?

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Chick McGee]

I'm not kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. Silly man.

[Pat Godwin]

I like it.

[Chick McGee]

I'll. I'll have to. I'll have to Google that.

[Christy Lee]

At the time, the motto symbolized the union of the original 13 colonies into one nation and became part of the Great Seal, which also features the bald eagle, eagle, a shield, and an olive branch and arrow, symbols of peace and readiness for defense. E pluribus unum remained the country's de facto motto for nearly two centuries until Congress.

[Ace Cosby]

De facto and motto, also Latin.

[Christy Lee]

Very good. Adopted In God We Trust as the official national motto in 1956.

[Chick McGee]

That's because they found out E plur basuna means police seat yourself.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, that sign.

[Josh Arnold]

No shirt, no shoes, no shoes, service. So they.

[Chick McGee]

What is that in Latin? I thought that'd be funny to have an.

[Josh Arnold]

It'd be fun. In God we trust. So they pretty much separation of church and state, which is kind of a suggestion, but okay.

[Christy Lee]

Today, the phrase still appears on US Coins, currency, passports, and many government buildings, serving as a reminder of our country's founding principle of unity in diversity.

[Josh Arnold]

And of course, I know Josh is the same as I am. You're all for this. This Ten Commandments copy. Those have to be in every school from kindergarten all the way through senior high school.

[Christy Lee]

Who.

[Ace Cosby]

Who are you mad at?

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's just a good idea. Just make it available to all the kids. What?

[Ace Cosby]

What are you. What are you upset about?

[Chick McGee]

In what language?

[Josh Arnold]

English, of course. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Ace Cosby]

I think the separation has become incredibly clear that.

[Chick McGee]

You think now if you want to separate yourself from our show right now, that's fine. The best way not to do that is by putting in your Raycon earbuds.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Well, thank you very much, Raycon. Coming up, an update on the if you don't swing, don't ring motto. We'll get to that in a matter of moments. From the. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm gonna, I'm gonna update that from 1959 in 1967.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

We are the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Chrissy Lee over there at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Chip. Hello. There's Jess Hooker.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Josh Arnold. Hello. Ace Cosby.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Doing a little homework over here, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, you're here. It's not homework.

[Ace Cosby]

Doing a little work work.

[Chick McGee]

Doing a little research here. Christy Lee had the story about e pluribus unum. A lot of Latin in our language floating around and off, often, I'm sure misused. I don't know anything about.

[Ace Cosby]

Some say it's a dead tongue. I say it's alive and well.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But ever have a dead tongue, by the way? I mean, she doesn't know what to do with it. You know what I mean?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You got to teach it just lays there.

[Chick McGee]

I can't eat tongue. Remember we tried to eat tongue here?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So does.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We all know it.

[Ace Cosby]

You want to suck on my tongue?

[Chick McGee]

Not at all.

[Josh Arnold]

That makes you uncomfortable.

[Chick McGee]

Unum. Celebrating what? How years is it?

[Christy Lee]

50, wasn't it?

[Ace Cosby]

No, that was the 75.

[Josh Arnold]

175.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't. This weekend. The anniversary. It doesn't say what anniversary.

[Josh Arnold]

When was the revolution?

[Christy Lee]

250 years ago, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

Abraham Lincoln or someone.

[Ace Cosby]

Ben Franklin.

[Christy Lee]

Ben Franklin. John Adams, Thomas Jefferson was proposed in 76. 1770.

[Josh Arnold]

Franklin. Kind of a busybody, wasn't it?

[Chick McGee]

I was. So I'm doing a little research. I. I remember this Hugh Hefner thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Thing.

[Chick McGee]

And it's here it is on the original Playboy Mansion. You know where that was, Josh?

[Ace Cosby]

I'm going to say somewhere in la.

[Christy Lee]

Chicago.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, the original mansion was Chicago. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And it said Mr. Hugh Hefner had a brass plaque on his door inscribed with the following. And I. I don't understand.

[Josh Arnold]

Brass plaque is classic.

[Chick McGee]

This may be. I may be butchering this. And I apologize in advance. C9 non oscillus noli tin tanare.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Which translates to, if you don't swing, don't ring.

[Ace Cosby]

It's very silly.

[Josh Arnold]

Very.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And there's some verbiage here suggesting that this may be less than accurate.

[Ace Cosby]

Sure. They're gonna. Yeah. Latin didn't have the words, so you.

[Christy Lee]

Swing and ring in it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So I. I don't know exactly how. How correct it was. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Not a lot of doorbells, I don't think.

[Josh Arnold]

Latin for Playboy bunny, I don't think.

[Chick McGee]

Although there are a lot of Latin words in the sexual realms.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, sure. You got your coitus and a ruptus.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. That sounds much nicer than pulling out. It does.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And then, as Dr. Raymond Fellatio once said, I enjoyed it so much, they named it after me. Yeah. You got the C word. You got all kinds of stuff.

[Ace Cosby]

The sea words.

[Josh Arnold]

I.

[Ace Cosby]

Now, wait a second.

[Christy Lee]

Not that one. Not the short one.

[Ace Cosby]

Right. The one that ends in lingus.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

In any event, there. There's your little Latin lesson for the morning.

[Pat Godwin]

I only know a little bit of latin. Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

[Ace Cosby]

Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that Japanese?

[Ace Cosby]

And hakuna matata.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So these are all various forms of gibberish we're trying to pass along, but that's got to be a rough gig, being a Latin teacher.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I've always wanted to take Latin. In fact, I just recently Downloaded the app. What is it? Duolingo or whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, duolingo.

[Ace Cosby]

I think I'm gonna do it with Latin.

[Pat Godwin]

She was a pop star.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, Duolingo. Oh, yeah. There he is.

[Josh Arnold]

There.

[Ace Cosby]

The old owl.

[Josh Arnold]

Owl.

[Chick McGee]

So you're gonna start studying Latin?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I love it. I've always loved.

[Chick McGee]

Add to your level of pretentiousness, you're gonna start heaving random like William F. Buck Buckley would.

[Ace Cosby]

That's right, throw out.

[Chick McGee]

Throw out Latin ex nihalo. In the middle of some speech about something.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So we can look forward to getting some Latin here in the room.

[Ace Cosby]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Ace Cosby]

And caveat emptor.

[Chick McGee]

No, I filled it up during the break.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, little knowledge is really dangerous.

[Ace Cosby]

Know what caveat emptor means?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Let the buyer beware.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Buyer beware.

[Chick McGee]

You're going to get gypped. Oh, we can't say that.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, you can say it if you want to piss off the gypsies show.

[Christy Lee]

Up at your house.

[Ace Cosby]

They're not listening. They're too busy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're wandering.

[Josh Arnold]

It's state fair season.

[Ace Cosby]

Are you kidding me? They're busy.

[Josh Arnold]

Who do you think runs the tilde world?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so what, after all this, what does e pluribus ona mean again?

[Josh Arnold]

Out of one many or many out of many? One out of what?

[Ace Cosby]

Do gypsies have, like, a bowling ball bag for their magic balls? Do they. Do they just buy bowling ball bags and they have their.

[Christy Lee]

For their crystal balls?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Not magic balls.

[Chick McGee]

That would be.

[Ace Cosby]

You wouldn't know. You don't also call them magic balls?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

Why don't you choke on my magic?

[Josh Arnold]

That would be all the way down to the base.

[Chick McGee]

The thing is, if they had their magic ball in a bowling bag, it kind of takes away the magic.

[Ace Cosby]

That's what I think is kind of funny about it.

[Chick McGee]

So I said, see you guys. I see you got your magic ball from the Brunswick people.

[Christy Lee]

That has to be in a carpet.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what I was going to say. You see them in, like, a satin bag.

[Christy Lee]

It's got to have some filet bag.

[Josh Arnold]

Carpet baggers. It wasn't silk baggers.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, they were carpet baggers.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Old carpet baggers.

[Chick McGee]

Are you. I want to get back. You're really going to start learning Latin?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes. Yeah, I'm. Because.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm also going to take up archery because I want to shoot somebody right in the ass with an arrow.

[Chick McGee]

Interestingly, right in the ass. I'll be your psychologist for a second. So it's in the ass. It's like, do you find his lips.

[Josh Arnold]

Moist and all right to the balls. So don't you think Latin is the most useless language?

[Ace Cosby]

I like it because you can learn. This is so nerdy, guys. But root. Roots and suffixes and.

[Pat Godwin]

And that's why I felt like etymology was an intro to Latin. Right? Like when a way.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. And I. I thought it was a study. I read so many nerdy.

[Chick McGee]

How can you in Latin say, build me a gallows so I can jump with a.

[Ace Cosby]

Did you really take four years Chick Latin?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. High school Latin.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, but what the hell, four years.

[Josh Arnold]

I was in love with the Latin teacher.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Were you at a Catholic school?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

Did you have to call her a seniora or a seniorita? A signora.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, who.

[Christy Lee]

Lady.

[Ace Cosby]

What was her name?

[Chick McGee]

She wasn't Latin like from.

[Josh Arnold]

Her first name was Diana. I'm not sure what. I know. I know what her last name is too, but I'm not going to say it. The mass was in Latin. I think Chick probably remembers a little bit of. Of how the mass. My father can be a father of dominoes. That doesn't. My father can play dominoes better than you can.

[Ace Cosby]

Stuff like that.

[Chick McGee]

Very, very useful. What's coming up tomorrow?

[Josh Arnold]

Funny inside. Sacrilegious.

[Chick McGee]

Christy Lee, what do we have to look forward to?

[Christy Lee]

We still have our stolen dolls in Los Angeles.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever you say, Castle.

[Christy Lee]

Uranus. We have what? Uranus. Uranus. However you pronounce it.

[Chick McGee]

Either way, it's funny.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And 50 most common passwords are yours on the list.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, I bet you're Josh. Your password is crankbaitthe32.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, you were close. You were close.

[Josh Arnold]

I know it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is your password related to the world of fishing?

[Ace Cosby]

It could be. I have many, many passwords. I don't use the same password. That's a fool's move.

[Josh Arnold]

Fools.

[Christy Lee]

How do you remember them all?

[Josh Arnold]

Haven't been an app, A special app or something?

[Ace Cosby]

No, I have them all written down on my hand.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, no, you write them down and put them under your keyboard. Everybody knows that. Right there.

[Chick McGee]

How many are on post it notes?

[Josh Arnold]

All of them.

[Pat Godwin]

A lot around here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You can walk into anybody's office and.

[Christy Lee]

Really? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, isn't the password the number one password?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think it's that on your list of passwords, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

In the top 10.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotta wait till tomorrow.

[Pat Godwin]

You need cliffhanger. Bring the listeners back.

[Chick McGee]

Let's give us one of them. Give us one in the top 10.

[Josh Arnold]

I think there's a guy named cliffhanger. Banger. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

[Chick McGee]

I knew someone was really idiot. I do. 1, 2, 3, four, five, seven.

[Christy Lee]

1, 2, 3, Four, five, six, seven, eight on the list. 1, 2, 3,4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 on the list.

[Chick McGee]

But see, I don't. Most places now require at least one uppercase, one lowercase special character. You got a symbol?

[Christy Lee]

Which one do you always use?

[Josh Arnold]

Exclamation point.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Tommy once told me that your password was illogical. Love 69. And then your mother's maiden.

[Chick McGee]

It's easy to remember.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's easy to remember. And it also conjures up some wonderful memories. That's right, mommy.

[Ace Cosby]

I remember laughing so hard when you.

[Chick McGee]

Said, yeah, we're going to come back.

[Josh Arnold]

With all love with your mother's bridge partners. Just be yes. Or you'd crawl around underneath the table. Look at the skirts.

[Chick McGee]

My password, actually it's interesting. I had to change it because I mentioned in the air. Oh, My password is Alan Ludden. For those of you that enjoy that. For those of you that enjoy that joke and enjoy your reading. Looking at my watch, it may be time for dinner. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Josh Arnold]

Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom. Tom picks 24. 7. Get all the info in the VIP area@bob and tom.com. i am Michael Rosenbaum. I am Tom Welling. Welcome to talk Ville where it's fun to talk about Smallville. We're going to be talking to sometimes guest stars. Are you liking the direction Lois is going in? Yeah, cuz I'm getting more screen time. It's good. But mostly it's just me and Tom remembering. I think we all feel like there was a scene missing here. Got me, Tom. Let's revisit it. Let's look at it. See what we remember. See what we what we remember.

[Chick McGee]

I had never been around anything like that before.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it was so fun. Talk Talk. Bill, I just had a flashback. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Let's get into it.