The BOB & TOM Show - August 11, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – August 11, 2026 (Summary)

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Main Theme & Purpose

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show continues its signature blend of quick-witted comedy, lighthearted banter, and discussions about food, sports, bizarre news, and listener interaction. The cast riffs on listeners’ messages, pop culture oddities, and their favorite offbeat stories from the past week. With summer winding down, the crew navigates everything from fair food debates to state-of-the-art Guinness discoveries—with plenty of good-natured jabs, digressions, and audience polls along the way.

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Key Segments and Discussion Points

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1. Carnival Food Infomercial Parody (00:23–03:39)

• The show opens with a comedic skit advertising the fictional “Grease and Art” kitchen appliance for making carnival-style fried foods at home.
• Highlights:
  • Over-the-top description of fried food options: “Just think, now you can prepare fried dough, cheese on a stick, fried weasel on a stick, and so much more right here at home.” (Chick McGee, 01:06)
  • Running jokes about carnival workers (“carnies”) and greasy cooking.
  • Satirical demo features a disfiguring-hot deep fryer, carny build, and a reference to Bugzo the human torso.
• Tone: Absurd, playful satire.

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2. Fair Season & ‘Hooker the Cooker’ Food Poll (04:22–13:00 & 46:27–62:45)

• The cast chats about state and county fair season, food-related memories, and humid summer weather.
• Listener Poll:
  • Jess Hooker, at the news desk, presents the “Hooker the Cooker” poll for listeners to vote on her next recipe video:
    1. Fresh Corn Cakes
    2. Green Room Cookies (deep-fried Biscoff cookies in pancake batter)
    3. Jess’s High School Breakfast Sandwich (sausage patty between two honey buns, 07:20)
  • Early results: “Jess’s breakfast sandwich is in the lead.” (Jess Hooker, 08:50)
• Recipe Backstories:
  • Corn cakes: Swap for hush puppies, using rehydrated Hawaiian rolls and corn.
  • Green room cookies: Twist on fair deep-fried Oreos.
  • Breakfast sandwich: “It’s so easy and it’s not healthy at all, but it’s delicious.” (Jess Hooker, 08:58)
• Notable Quotes:
  • “Order your Grease and Art today and you’ll win this giant stuffed dinosaur, not associated with Barney.” (Chick McGee, 02:48)
  • On poll voting: “Everyone knows this voting’s rigged.” (Chick McGee, 08:43)

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3. Sports & Stadium Rant (09:44–11:06 & 24:33–27:29)

• Buffalo Bills Stadium:
  • Debated $2.1 billion stadium and obstructed view complaints.
  • Chick McGee: “The most often heard comment is obstructed view seats. People are very upset.” (09:48)
  • Tom: “How in today’s world an architect would miss that?” (25:51)
• Other Sports Oddities:
  • Brazilian soccer player, J.C. Maranajo, falls into a stairwell celebrating a goal—and it’s later disallowed (15:35).
  • Andy Green attempts a new hydrogen-powered land speed record at Bonneville Salt Flats (12:08, 52:26–54:30).
• Memorable Moment:
  • “Coming up in sports, what do we got? Oh, Buffalo Bills, brand new stadium ... and evidently there’s a—the most often heard comment is obstructed view seats.” (Chick McGee, 09:44)

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4. Odd News, Listener Letters & Name Humor (16:51–22:30 & 49:50–52:10)

• Cat Ghost Ship:
  • Listeners discuss a “ghost ship” full of cats, riffing about cats vs. dogs and bad luck boat renamings.
  • “The dogs wait longer to start eating your body than a cat would. And the dogs start at the feet, and cats start with your face.” (Chick McGee, 19:28)
• Funny Names:
  • Listener shares about professors named Boner and Aiken whose marriage created the last name “Aiken-Boner” (20:30).
  • Jess: “We had a family wedding that was a Hooker and then Lips, so ... Hooker Lips.” (21:46)
  • Section frequently punctuated by wordplay and quips on names like “Spunt,” “Dick Weed,” and more.
• Bra Commercial Memories:
  • On Playtex “Cross Your Heart” bras: “Those bras were unjackable.” (Jeff Oskay, 50:39)

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5. Airplane Child Meltdown Story (33:40–37:14)

• A flight in Canada canceled after a child refused to buckle up, resulting in all passengers being forced to deplane.
• Reaction:
  • Jess: “Benadryl and an ass whooping is what it is.” (34:43)
  • Pat: “We got in huge trouble because the flight attendants were just really angry.” (35:22)
  • Frustrations aired about air travel, passenger behavior, and parenting.

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6. Comedy Song Highlight: “Yoga Pants” (39:43–41:55)

• Pat Godwin plays his tribute “Yoga Pants,” featuring lines on yoga classes and cheeky observations.
• Lyric: “I love a lady in a cocktail dress, but it’s not my favorite, I confess. You know what makes me think of romance? A pretty woman in yoga pants.” (Pat, 39:50)

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7. OnlyFans & Marmots Story (71:04–74:19)

• Animal Biology Funding:
  • A Colorado biologist raises funds for marmot research via a “safe for work” OnlyFans account.
  • Quips about OnlyFans non-porn content, with Josh suggesting better marketing: “Marmots I’d like to fund.” (73:32)

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8. Sex Map, Dildo & Lube Flavor Survey (102:28–110:14)

• Lovehoney Map:
  • Discusses an interactive map of sex toy purchase preferences across American cities.
  • Surprising stats:
    • Vermont buys the most toys overall; Boston is the “sexiest city”; Arlington, VA, leads in bondage gear.
    • Largest condom buyers: Badger, MN.
    • Shamrock, TX: Most “fantasy dildos” (e.g., tentacles, dragons—105:19).
    • Dover Air Force Base, DE: Most sex dolls purchased (107:38).
    • Most popular lube flavor: Strawberry (77:15, 106:03).
• Butts vs. Boobs:
  • New study finds men increasingly prefer butts over breasts.
  • Roundtable: All hosts admit preference for “ass” over “boobs” if forced to choose (109:56).

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9. Feisty Listener Story: Gas Station Stand-off (80:01–85:49; 87:08–90:15)

• Jeff Oskay recounts a confrontational encounter with a customer blocking the register in a gas station.
• Memorable Exchange:
  • Jeff: “Hey, are you going to wrap it up anytime soon?”
  • Customer: “You want to fight?”
  • Jeff: “I went out and ran to my car and sped away.” (83:05)
• Panel debates etiquette, anger management, and social skills.

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10. Weird News Roundup

• Naked Lady Steals Fire Truck:
  • “She was naked because she was ‘supposed to meet somebody.’” (140:10)
• Fecal Transplants for Insomnia & Peanut Allergies:
  • “Researchers found that ingesting capsules containing fecal microbes from healthy donors helped treat participants’ symptoms of insomnia.” (143:19)
  • “They use this for colorectal cancer ... but this is the first time though, that we’ve heard of it for insomnia.” (144:03)
• Guinness Beer Discovery:
  • 162-year-old bottle of Guinness found in a shipwreck off England, possibly still drinkable (158:55).
  • Potential for DNA-accurate brewing of historic beer taste.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps

• “Just ask yourself this: Have you ever seen a plump carnie?” – Chick McGee (01:58)
• “I think today you’ve got the librarian look ... It’s that thing where you take off your glasses and undo your bun and then shake your head and go, ‘Oh, it sure is hot in here. I wonder if I should take my shirt off.’” – Tom Griswold to Jess Hooker (32:25)
• “Order your grease and art today and you’ll win this giant stuffed dinosaur, not associated with Barney.” – Chick McGee (02:48)
• “I saw that you take a pizza crust and put some water on the crust and put it in the microwave, and it’s 10 times better than just throwing it in the microwave.” – Chick McGee (06:40)
• “With sons like that, who needs B. Enemy?” – Josh Arnold, after story about NFL coach’s son shooting his wife (29:02)
• “That’s how your future, your top upskirt photographers are born. Crawling under the seats.” – Josh Arnold (35:42)
• “Nothing could be finer than some sun on your vagina in the morning!” – Pat Godwin, song about perineum sunning (147:38)
• “Have you ever shoplifted porno magazines while the liquor store clerk is being distracted, Billy?” – Chick McGee (03:29)
• “Marmots I’d like to fund.” – Josh Arnold, on creative OnlyFans campaign names (73:31)
• “Feisty Listener Story: ... I ran to my car and sped away. Now, am I the jerk, or is he the jerk?” – Jeff Oskay (81:44)

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Show Tone and Style

The episode is lighthearted, irreverent, and packed with quick-fire jokes, callbacks, and comedic fake ads. The cast’s language is casual, sometimes bordering on “locker-room talk,” with a strong focus on humor through riffing and exaggeration. Segments often spiral into multi-person punchlines or callbacks to ongoing in-jokes about the hosts’ lives, pop culture, and the show’s history.

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Segment Topic | Start | End | |-----------------------------------------------------|----------|----------| | Carnival Food Skit | 00:23 | 03:39 | | State/County Fair Season & Food Poll | 04:22 | 13:00 | | Hooker the Cooker Recipes (1st mention) | 04:59 | 13:00 | | Buffalo Bills Obstructed View Rant | 09:44 | 11:06 | | Soccer Celebration Fail (Brazil) | 15:00 | 16:19 | | First Listener Letters | 16:51 | 22:30 | | Bra Commercial Memory | 49:50 | 52:10 | | Airplane Child Meltdown | 33:40 | 37:14 | | “Yoga Pants” Song | 39:43 | 41:55 | | OnlyFans Marmot Story | 71:04 | 74:19 | | Sex Map, Lube, Dildo Survey | 102:28 | 110:14 | | Boobs vs. Butts Debate | 110:15 | 112:23 | | Gas Station Conflict Story | 80:01 | 85:49 | | Naked Lady Steals Fire Truck Story | 139:41 | 141:52 | | Fecal Transplant News | 143:09 | 146:31 | | Guinness Shipwreck Discovery | 158:55 | 161:06 |

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For Those Who Haven’t Listened

This episode is full of sharp banter, nostalgia gags, and the kind of occasionally racy, self-mocking riffing that keeps BOB & TOM fans returning. The mix of “dad jokes,” odd news, songs, fake commercials, and food/sports talk delivers comedy and camaraderie no matter what wild digressions are on the morning menu.

Skip the commercials, intros, and outros—the above is the stuff you came for.

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All notable quotes and moments included at relevant positions. Original tone and language maintained throughout.

Transcript

[Chick McGee]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Jess Hooker]

Hurry up and wash for dinner, Billy. We're having your favorites. Sloppy joes, corn on the cob and chocolate fudge cake. Aw, mom, that stuff blows. Why can't we have fried dough or elephant ears like when the carnival's in town? I've told you before, Billy. Making carnival food requires special equipment that I don't have here in the kitchen. We just can't make it at home.

[Chick McGee]

Now hold on there, Mrs. Patowski. Thanks to the all new grease and art, you can enjoy your favorite midway foods in the comfort of your own home.

[Jess Hooker]

A greasy nart?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, the good people at Frigama all industries have designed a single appliance that prepares all the delicacies you normally associate with circuses, carnivals, county and state fairs. Just think, now you can prepare fried dough, fried cheese, cheese on a stick, dough on a stick, corn dogs, dough dogs, fried dough poppers, fried weasel on a stick, and so much more right here at home.

[Jess Hooker]

But how is that possible?

[Chick McGee]

The Greasenart is a combination dough processor and deep fryer with hot grease fat and top mounted hot grease trays with built in grease injectors. The problem you have cooking at home is that you can get your grease hot. But not hot enough. Not disfiguring hot anyway. And that's what sears in that special carnival flavor.

[Jess Hooker]

Mommy, this corn dog burns and it tastes like tattoos.

[Chick McGee]

Sure it does, Billy. The smell of the midway oozes out of every bite.

[Jess Hooker]

It's perfect. But aren't all those foods deep fried in hot grease awfully fattening?

[Chick McGee]

Just ask yourself this. Have you ever seen a plump carnie?

[Jess Hooker]

Now that you mention it, no. They all have a stringy drifter's build with sharp inbred rat like features.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly. And this product is 100% Kearny tested and Kearny approved. The same technology which carney folk harness to become pioneers in the field of stick mounted foods is perfected in the Greasenart. And the Greasenart's handy size means it fits in any kitchen. Why, it's no bigger than freak show veteran Bugzo the human torso, the famous legless armless dwarf. And just look how little counter space he takes up. Right, Bugzo, huh?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, right. I'm laying in something really sticky up here and I don't think it's me, lady.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

He takes up almost no space at all on my kitchen shelf.

[Chick McGee]

Order your grease and art today and you'll win this giant stuffed dinosaur not associated with Barney and Barney Enterprises Incorporated. Come on, what do you. Nobody's a loser. Step right up, give it a try. Hurry, hurry, take a chance.

[Jess Hooker]

Gee, when I grow up, I want to be a carny.

[Chick McGee]

Why wait, Billy? You can drop out of school and join now. I know they're looking for someone to comb the fleas out of Gabora the Gorilla Girl and to sell bootleg cigarettes from the back of the ring toss game.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh boy. Can I, mom? Please, can't I? I guess it'll be all right. You just be sure to eat up all your deep fried vegetables on a stick and do whatever the carn tell you to do.

[Chick McGee]

Come on, Billy. I'll drive you over myself. We just have one quick stop. Have you ever shoplifted porno magazines while the liquor store clerk is being distracted, Billy?

[Jess Hooker]

Not yet, I haven't.

[Chick McGee]

The grease and art available now from Frigatemall Industries or wherever carnies congregate. One of my prouder moments. You're welcome. I am starting to sound a lot like you, Tom. You're welcome.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. From the O'Reilly Auto Pop Art Studios. Say what's on your mind. It's the Bobbitt Tom Show. Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Matt Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey there.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there. Ho there. There's Josh Arnold. Hello. Hello. Ace Cosby. Hello, dad.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick and hello, Tom. Hello, Betty.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, yes, the Fairy State fair. County fair season still up and running?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, gosh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Be winding down pretty soon.

[Chick McGee]

And around our area it's state fair time. Of course, this is also where they manufacture the humidity for the rest of the country.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and apparently they can't get it out of the factory. It's stuck here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you're going to have overrun. Right here. Right here near the factory.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've already been to one county fair. Oh, yeah, it's great.

[Chick McGee]

The girls like the.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, rides and food.

[Chick McGee]

Pigs.

[Tom Griswold]

Great food.

[Chick McGee]

Cows.

[Tom Griswold]

Looking forward to some weird food. Speaking of food, by the way, a little a poll that we've posted on our website. It's the Hooker the Cooker poll. What should she make next? We're giving you three choices. By the way, I see a clear winner here. Yeah, I haven't even looked at the results, but I've got a feeling the choices are fresh corn cakes, green room cookies. Referencing our little area here. Yeah, or Jess's high school breakfast sandwich.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, yeah, it's. It's season. We're back to school too. In some areas.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. My girls start today.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I believe you were A latchkey kid before that was a term, I would think, wasn't it?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah. I got myself and my siblings ready for school, and. Yeah, got everybody breakfast.

[Tom Griswold]

So the fresh corn cakes, just before people vote, let me know what. What's going on with that.

[Jess Hooker]

The corn cakes are. It was. I don't know how this happened. It was an accident. But I had Hawaiian rolls, those. Those kings Hawaiian rolls you guys like so much.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And then I had some fresh corn, and I thought, what if you just mix this together and bake it again? And. Yeah. So it ended up being this weird. I think I'm gonna try it as a hush puppy next. Oh, I'm still working this recipe, so I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

So you take bread that's already bread.

[Jess Hooker]

Bread that's already bread. Because there's.

[Tom Griswold]

Then you break it up and there's this.

[Jess Hooker]

This. This trend. If you have stale bread, just rehydrate it. Like literally just pour water on it and then re bake it and it's fresh again. So. Yeah, I actually tried that.

[Chick McGee]

I saw that you take a pizza crust and put some water on the crust and put it in the microwave, and it's 10 times better than just throw it in the microwave.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No kid.

[Chick McGee]

How about that, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, that's. That's the corn cake.

[Chick McGee]

Something about chemistry.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, what's the green room Cookies. These are some kind of special.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, this was inspired by.

[Chick McGee]

Are there dough? Is that dope in those. Those cookies?

[Jess Hooker]

No, no, this was inspired by the fair, actually. Everybody loves the deep fried Oreo, so I took pancake batter and dipped those biscoff cookies that we have in there, the favorite ones, and then I put them in the air fryer. So it was. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then number three is Jess's high school breakfast sandwich.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that exactly?

[Jess Hooker]

It's a sausage patty and two honey buns. And that's what I would eat on the way to school.

[Chick McGee]

You mean like a honey bun? Honey bun?

[Jess Hooker]

Like a package?

[Chick McGee]

Like a donut?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Like the honey buns you would get. Yeah. Like a serving.

[Chick McGee]

Like a crawler.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are those prepackaged?

[Jess Hooker]

They are. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And they're. They're sticky and.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, they're horrible. It's the last thing you want to eat on your way to school.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So you can vote. Go to bobandtom.com. yeah. And you will do a hooker the cooker video.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Present. They all sound interesting.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. They're all kind of strange. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But the recooked bread thing is really? How does it taste?

[Jess Hooker]

It's not bad, is it? What do you.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you use canned corn?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, no, I used fresh corn and I made corn milk, which may have been a little extreme.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you make corn on the cob and then stuff it?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, Yeah, I made corn milk.

[Chick McGee]

How about this?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Cream corn.

[Jess Hooker]

Cream corn is a way. Yeah. Isn't that one of your dishes that you take?

[Chick McGee]

Cream. I. Cream. I'm not sure what it's called, but cream corn cake or whatever.

[Jess Hooker]

Casserole.

[Chick McGee]

Cream corn casserole.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a big Ohio thing, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You. You make that, you take it to Thanksgiving. You really don't have to. There's not much to it. Here's what I do. Tom, I. Never mind. I can tell you don't want to know. It's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I just want people to vote. Go to bob and tom.com and.

[Chick McGee]

Well, everyone.

[Jess Hooker]

Or you can download the app.

[Chick McGee]

Everyone knows this voting's rigged.

[Pat Godwin]

Do we have a clear winner so far? Someone's in the lead. Something's in the lead.

[Jess Hooker]

It does. It looks like Jess's breakfast sandwich is in the lead. Yeah. So.

[Jeff Oskay]

Huh.

[Jess Hooker]

Well.

[Tom Griswold]

And that doesn't sound all that complicated.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not cut. It's two ingredients. It's so easy and it's not healthy at all. But it's delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that would go for almost everything that's.

[Chick McGee]

We had the Krispy Kreme glazed donuts as buns for cheeseburgers that one morning and I lost my mind.

[Tom Griswold]

They were delightful.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So we'll see if you get a chance. You can. You can vote also while you're there. You can just do. We're one click away from the world of email. You can send us your messages. Go to bob and tom.com and go click right there and we'll find out what's on your mind. We have some unusual requests today. I'm going to have to ask a few questions off the air of various people, see if we can get at least one of these in. But we'll look forward to hearing from you. Certainly. Coming up in sports.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up in sports, what do we got? Oh, Buffalo Bills, brand new stadium, 2.1 billion, something like that stadium cost. And evidently there's a. The most often heard comment as obstructed view seats. People are very upset. This past Saturday night they had a scrimmage. The Bills had a scrimmage at the new stadium and many, many people were not pleased with their seats and how much their view was obstructed. It Is in Buffalo and it is open air. Sorry, Tom, but it's football, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

That's stupid. They should.

[Chick McGee]

Nope. Football, baby, football. You play in the snow?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you're damn right.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We're going to play golf in the snow. Makes as much sense.

[Chick McGee]

I have played golf. Kind of fun. You have to. What's obstructing this white ball? One.

[Jess Hooker]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Haven't they figured out by now how to.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'll sort of cantilever the roof. Nope, nope, nope. There's poles and bars and. And a couple of the seats. There's an air conditioning vent in front of the end zone. And one of the seats there was a picture. You can't see the field for fans constantly going to their seats. So evident. But that was during the scrimmage. And they're thinking there's going to be a more strict seating policy during. During the game.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we'll. We'll look forward to that. And anything else of interest.

[Chick McGee]

We're gonna talk about it. That's right. What else do we have?

[Tom Griswold]

I know we have a guy going for a world record this morning I

[Chick McGee]

don't want to talk about.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very exciting, actually.

[Chick McGee]

This guy is kind of cool. He's the only person alive that has broken the sound barrier in a car.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Sound barrier. Kids. 750 miles an hour, give or take it out. Mile an hour. Yeah. In a diesel car, by the way. He went 350.092 miles per hour. But he's going to try to beat that today. So we'll see.

[Josh Arnold]

They have like the salt flats.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Bonneville.

[Tom Griswold]

And they got to do it, I guess, early in the morning when the. At dawn, before it gets too hot. You don't want that radiator overheating, my man. I'm not sure what. But it's an interesting vehicle. Not a diesel. We'll find out what that's all about coming up. Also, we have. We don't have much of an update on the cat story. We do have a rather odd update on. Probably the funniest thing yesterday was a video of the soccer player in Brazil.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he scored a goal, got excited, jumped over the sign barrier that runs around the field. In soccer, they have the advertisements. He jumped over that. Didn't realize there was a stairway on the other side, a big hole, and he went right down the hole.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's a. There's a footnote to that that is somewhat humorous, which we will get to this morning. Once again, you can reach us, Bob and tomobandtom.com or just go to the website, vote on what you want to see. Hooker the cooker, cooking. She's been doing some videos. They're on our YouTube page, YouTube channel, I should say, and quite popular. So thank you very much. Jess. Right now I want to ask you about your house. How long you've owned that thing. Five years was probably worth about 30, 40% more than it was. You don't have to sell to take advantage of that improvement in its value, if you will. That's where American Financing comes in. Their specialty is refinancing homes such as yours, perhaps. Why would you want to do that? Well, you can pay off those credit cards. You could put in a new kitchen. Whatever you want to do, grab some of the equity you've got in your house. Ditch the 20% interest rate on those credit cards. Right now, for example, American Financing borrowers are saving an average of 800 bucks a month. That's their average client savings right now. Zero upfront fees. You might even be able to delay two mortgage payments. So maybe you gotta get your head above water with American Financing. You can give them a call. That's American financing. 866-8892-611866-88926 11 or go to American financing.net and I'll ask you to do me a favor. Do American financing.net bobandtom and they'll know that we sent you. Once Again, it's American financing.net in MLS.

[Chick McGee]

182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org A PR for rates in the five start at 6.32% for well qualified borrowers. Call 866-889-2611 for detail. Visit americanfinancing.net bobandtom Average savings based on borrowers who save over $199.99. Priceline negotiator it's me, the Priceline negotiator.

[Tom Griswold]

We don't need the jingle twice.

[Jess Hooker]

What about a third time?

[Jeff Oskay]

Stop it.

[Tom Griswold]

This is about vacation inflation and how Priceline negotiates amazing deals on hotels, flights and rental cars. Seems like we decided. Yeah, but I didn't mention that you can save up to 60% off hotels

[Josh Arnold]

in the Priceline app.

[Tom Griswold]

Time to read the timeline. Fine. No one deals more deals than.

[Josh Arnold]

Please stop.

[Tom Griswold]

Touche.

[Chick McGee]

Priceline.

[Josh Arnold]

Priceline.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the News desk, it's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Ace Cosby.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. Yesterday you discovered an interesting video. The background on this is. It was a soccer game in Brazil. And the. The description here is a Brazilian fut baller. Futbol got carried away. He jumped over the advertising boards that surround the field.

[Chick McGee]

He scored a goal, jumped over the advertising board and it was a celebrating time. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not realizing that just over the fence was a stairway going down. So you see him disappear into the hole.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

His name, J.C. maranajo, celebrated the goal, running toward fans, vaulting the fence and disappearing into the tunnel right down the hole. There's a punchline to this that's coming up. I'll show it to you again in case you missed it. He scores the goal.

[Jess Hooker]

Yay.

[Tom Griswold]

And he just disappears.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, guess what? This is what's called adding insult to injury.

[Chick McGee]

Look at the guy who's both hands on his head.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, it's. I guess it's a stairway going down into the visitors area.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The insult to injury category. The goal was later disallowed.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. So what a day he's having, huh? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Big celebration and then nada. Sorry about that, J.C. but there you go. It's worth worth looking perusing the Internet to find that it's really funny. Now it's time for us to review some letters that you have sent us. You can reach us bob and tomobandtom.com or just go to the Bob and Tom website where you can vote on what you want hooker the cooker to make next and just click a button. You can get to us. What have you got over there? Letter wise Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob at Top show. This is from Sean and this is a great idea. Who I'm. I'm. I can't believe I hadn't thought of this before, but this is for my attention or Josh's attention. Dear Bob and Tom show. I bought a dashboard symbol to add some fun to my long road trips. That's fine in my truck.

[Tom Griswold]

So wait a second. It's a little tiny little symbol.

[Chick McGee]

Tiny little symbol. He has a drumstick. Well, how. When I hear one of your sly jokes, I hit it like a rim shot.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it? I think you guys mounted into the

[Jess Hooker]

air conditioning vent is like the phone holders. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It kind of clicks in there. And yeah, so he says. I think you guys need one. Josh or Chick should play have one in the studio.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you could get a tink, tink, tink. You could get a full Symbol over there.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's what I'm thinking. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

On a stand.

[Chick McGee]

I. I give it the over. Under would be an hour 15 before I'm irritated. Before you're irritated. If you hit that symbol one more time, I'm going to kill you.

[Tom Griswold]

If you sparingly, it'd be okay.

[Jess Hooker]

So if you get to choose between a new bell or a symbol, which one do you want?

[Chick McGee]

I think I'm gonna go symbol.

[Jess Hooker]

You think so?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, because if I hit the bell, I have to pick it up.

[Tom Griswold]

That was good.

[Chick McGee]

Do that. But I. Then. But a symbol. Oh, you're gonna hear the symbol.

[Tom Griswold]

Does someone make a mini desk symbol?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I'm sure they do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There's I. A billion dollar industry for desk toys. I'm sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Now, yesterday we had a news story about a ghost ship.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

With the cats and a wonderful picture. And the cats. Just some guy took a picture of them and there's cats just standing around. What are you looking at?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to figure out if the. Was this ship just floating off the coast of Washington state.

[Jess Hooker]

It says that it was. Pedestrians called it in. It was off the coast of Owen beach.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Jess Hooker]

And when they. When they got to the boat, they discovered 30 living cats inside.

[Tom Griswold]

And no people.

[Jess Hooker]

No people.

[Chick McGee]

And it looks like somebody said, all right, let's. We're gonna have a team picture. All right. Yeah. Come on over.

[Jess Hooker]

They're all paying attention.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this. This is a nice letter. Calls himself daddy. He said the people that were on the boat.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. This guy calls himself dad. Daddy?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He's. Well, it's a garbage throne Daddy to be.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, we know him.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that damn guy.

[Tom Griswold]

He said the people on the boat, the cats ate them. Okay, another letter. Okay, another letter about the cats. Well, didn't you have a theory about this chick?

[Chick McGee]

Well, any qualified EMT will tell you a dog owner, if there's a decedent in the house. If you own a dog, the dogs wait longer to start eating your body than a cat would. And the dogs start at the feet, and cats start with your face.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Happy birthday.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show writes Joanne. I think they should rename the boat.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Galore.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A little reference to the classic Yes. S. Pussy James Galore. And renaming a boat's tricky. Yeah, there's a whole protocol you're supposed to do.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. You don't just rename a boat. There's a whole ritual.

[Jess Hooker]

It has to be bad luck to just rename A boat?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You have to. You're not supposed to rename a boat that's already been named. Right. You're the. You're the salt among us, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You're yard.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a whole. That depends on that. Got a request for Pat for a song. I'll run this by you in a few minutes. I think we can get this. I don't want to surprise you.

[Pat Godwin]

You can surprise me.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about unusual names. This comes to us from Pat, who lives in Waupun, Wisconsin.

[Chick McGee]

I think I have a speeding ticket in Wampan, Wisconsin.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm pretty sure he worked for an insurance company. And he would answer letters about the status of various medical bills which would, of course, feature the names of a variety of doctors. One time I pulled up a doctor's name. It was Dr. Dick Kremer.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

I went to high school with a Kenny Creamer.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, at least his parents had the right foresight. Not the name.

[Chick McGee]

Peter Kramer.

[Tom Griswold]

Peter Kramer.

[Chick McGee]

Roger Creamer.

[Tom Griswold]

But your mom and Tom show writes. Matt.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Matt.

[Tom Griswold]

I attended engineering schools in a large Midwestern city. Two of the professors at the time were Dr. Boner.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

And Dr. Aiken.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They got married my. They got married my freshman year. Oh, and Ms. Aiken referred to herself as Dr. Aiken. Boner.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard that happen.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I can't. I'm skeptical.

[Jess Hooker]

We had a family wedding that was a hooker and then Lips, so. Lips. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And your last legitimate last name is hooker?

[Jess Hooker]

It is. Yeah. Yeah. So that's how it read in the newspaper. Hooker Lips.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, back to you, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob at Tom Show. Not sure if the picture attached. It did. This is from Steve in Louisville. I'm a custom pool builder. This sign was at a customer's house in Floyd Knobs, Indiana. All I could hear was Tom and talking about where he used to live in Florida, let's say backyard pool guys in Louisville. He says, tell us. Give us a big hello. So, hello, fellas. Have a great day.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's one of those things like in mash.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

The pole that has the distance to various cities.

[Chick McGee]

Yellowstone. So many miles.

[Tom Griswold]

Cincinnati, 107 miles. Yeah. And even got a DeLand Florida.

[Chick McGee]

And DeLand Florida.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody wrote on it. It's by to see.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My, this is interesting. This comes to us from MD Going by initials. My husband's grandfather's name was Richard Weed. He did, in fact, go by Dick his entire life. I'm not sure.

[Chick McGee]

That was a big thing in high school. We called somebody a dick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that going away?

[Chick McGee]

Way to go, dickweed.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, not around here. They still say. They still say it in the hall a lot.

[Chick McGee]

I heard. I think I might have heard a dickweed this morning, actually, now that I think about it.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking also about instructions that you find on various things that you

[Jess Hooker]

think might seem unnecessary.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm not even sure this one, I guess, makes sense. It's a photograph of a sign at a hotel pool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do not use soap in the hot tub or in the pool.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, that reminds me of the Beverly Hillbillies when they thought the. The fancy eating table was the billiard table.

[Tom Griswold]

What? I love the. The.

[Chick McGee]

The pot passers was acoustic. Yeah. Somebody came in and said, this is a giant tub. Let's get the soap and get in there. No, it's a swimming pool. Hill. Jack.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Thompson, I'm glad to hear that Patty G. Is doing well once again. Pat, you're physically.

[Chick McGee]

He's better. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Recovered from your shoulder surgery, by the way, Tom, I'm patiently waiting for the morning Breath Club T shirts. I think I've got a handle on that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God. After all these. You know, I would be embarrassed if I were you to even mention that term.

[Jess Hooker]

If you can get it to me today, we can have it in the next pop up shop.

[Tom Griswold]

It might be tomorrow.

[Jess Hooker]

I'll see it next week.

[Chick McGee]

Another deadline missed.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All righty. Well, let's visit the sports page.

[Chick McGee]

What's happening over there from the NFL camps? The Buffalo Bills are responding to criticism over various issues of their new stadium, including partially obstructed sightline concerns. They've addressed them on a case by case basis. The criticism stems from fans getting their first full experience inside the $2.1 billion Highmark Stadium during the Bill's annual Blue and Red practice this past Saturday night. Bill said a majority. The feedback was overwhelmingly positive, said the PR director. But a few complaints did arise. Arose. Came up.

[Josh Arnold]

Arised.

[Chick McGee]

Ariz. Arist.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Alrighty. Bill's president, Pete Gelly, termed. Termed as coming from less than 1% of the personal seat licensing holders. Now you know what PSLs are, Tom. You think you can buy season tickets for your favorite NFL team. Well, you certainly can. But first you have to buy a personal seed license that enables you to buy a season ticket. Ah, wow. Whoever came up with that there's a money grab was a genius. Anyway, we've got some of the pictures from the stadium. There's that is an actual view from a seat down the field. As you can see, you can't see one of the end zones and that. You can't see one. The end zone there. If you're looking at the left, you

[Tom Griswold]

can't see how in today's world an architect would miss that.

[Chick McGee]

Don't know. Well, the rumor is the architect company is from Kansas City and they don't know if that's just happy accident there. That, that's my favorite one.

[Tom Griswold]

We're looking at a view where you can see, I would say about 70% of the field. Yeah, but that's.

[Chick McGee]

You can't see the farthest. The end zone farthest away from you.

[Josh Arnold]

At all places have these and then you just sell them for slightly cheaper.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

They're listed as obstructed view.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. But I would think in today's world they can cantilever the seas. They don't have to have anything obstructing anything. You would think if it was properly designed.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. In a stadium that big.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know. But Tom, it's in Buffalo, New York. I don't know how much snow they get there in the winter, but it is an outdoor stadium because they're football fans, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good for them. Makes for a couple of unwatchable games every year.

[Chick McGee]

They're not unwatchable. Football fans love football. It's called snow globe games.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

See, you're not a football fan.

[Jess Hooker]

I love it.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think you should be allowed to comment on this sort of thing. I don't know why I encourage it. And offensive coordinator coordinator Eric B. Enemy has returned to the Kansas City Chiefs for his first practice since his wife was shot at their Virginia home. She's on the mend, getting better. But his 27 year old son was arrested in the shooting.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh my gosh.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. This is a horrible story.

[Tom Griswold]

And you chose to read this?

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah. Wife's okay.

[Jess Hooker]

He's back. His son's in jail.

[Chick McGee]

Son's in jail.

[Josh Arnold]

So now he knows where his kid is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's exactly right.

[Josh Arnold]

Every parent kind of wants to know where their kid is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oreo night, it's 11 o'.

[Chick McGee]

Clock.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know which prison your children are in?

[Jess Hooker]

You remember that commercial?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure.

[Jess Hooker]

Wild.

[Chick McGee]

I saw one the other day. It's been on. It's been.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they don't have those still in my feed.

[Chick McGee]

Instagram feed. It's Grace Jones. It's 10:00pm do you know where your children are or something? Remember How Grace Jones talked.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Weird hair, but I remember accent.

[Tom Griswold]

Those commercials for What? From the 70s. It's. It's 11, too.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

11 o'.

[Tom Griswold]

Clock. Do you know where your children.

[Chick McGee]

It went on for a long time.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw a local news person do one one month ago.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Yeah. And Grace Jones, of course, she's probably one of the people helping in juvenile delinquency, I would think. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm. I'm 17 years old. I'm gonna go see Grace Jones.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know much about grace at 11 o'.

[Josh Arnold]

Clock.

[Chick McGee]

Avant garde.

[Josh Arnold]

I think she's a praying mantis in a skin suit.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, she's an actress.

[Chick McGee]

Could be that.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't she have a flat top?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, those are the Gozerian.

[Jess Hooker]

Ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Some kind of a gag where she was turned upside down and used to polish floors with her head. Sorry, I.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry. Anyway, the son is facing three charges in the B enemy situation. Court appearances have been delayed for a mental health evaluation.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, with sons like that, who needs be enemies?

[Tom Griswold]

That's just sad.

[Chick McGee]

That's an amazing. That's an amazing show.

[Tom Griswold]

I would have skipped that story. It's too depressing.

[Chick McGee]

No. Yeah, it would have. Would have gotten all the laughs out of the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Pat, coming up during the break, I'm gonna ask you if you can do a special song for one of our listeners.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're in good form. Your guitar hand is okay? Pretty good, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not as.

[Chick McGee]

Never his hand. It's his shoulder.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. You know what I mean?

[Chick McGee]

Hand is hand and shoulders. The shoulder say what you mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Ever get a shoulder job? All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess there's a proper distinction. Pat Godwin, by the way, is going

[Chick McGee]

to be I Wish I'd Wake up and See I'm Gone.

[Tom Griswold]

At the Astro Theater in Jasper, Indiana.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I get for coming in two days in a row. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

What was I saying? The Astro Theater in Jasper, Indiana. Coming up, Saturday, August 22nd, Patty G. Back in the saddle, if you will. It'll be on stage, the man, the guitar, singing his songs for the first time since he had his surgery. Thanks to our friends at the Razor,

[Chick McGee]

WRZR radio, Pat Godwin singing his song.

[Pat Godwin]

Singing his song.

[Chick McGee]

Freewheeling.

[Tom Griswold]

Here he comes. Singing a song. By the way, you'll be singing a song if you visit your Hyundai dealer. It's their getaway sales event. They call it that because you're going to get away with the deal, so. Right. It almost seems wrong right now. Great deals on the most popular models, including Hyundai's SUVs like the Hyundai Santa Fe, the Santa Fe hybrid, the Tucson or the Tucson hybrid, Kristi Lee's hybrid. She was telling me she gets about 35 miles to a gallon of gasoline. Plus the bold and stylish Elantra. That's got all the latest in technology and you can also go all electric. Hyundai, of course, features the Ioniq 5 and the Ioniq 9. So get down to your local Hyundai dealer. Get away with a deal you'll love during the Hyundai Getaway sales event. For more information, visit HyundaiUSA.com that's H Y U N D A I Hyundai USA.com and get more details on the great getaway sales event. It'll be over soon, so take advantage of that. Today, the Hyundai Getaway sales event. We're coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel,

[Jess Hooker]

the U.S. soccer Podcast. I'm your host, Megan Klingenberg. And after interviewing so many dudes during

[Tom Griswold]

this men's World Cup, I'm so happy to be back with my US Women's national team players.

[Jess Hooker]

I know the US Men's national team has changed how I think about myself, how I think about being an American, how I think about being on a team. It's one year out from that World cup and we're going to talk about the brightest prospects in U.S. soccer. You ready?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm ready.

[Chick McGee]

Let's do it.

[Jess Hooker]

The U.S. soccer podcast presented by Henkel. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Tom Griswold]

Sta Got lost. I must.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think H. I think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. the news desk, it's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She looks like a. Today she's wearing the. The casual sensei shirt.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes, from a corral.

[Chick McGee]

Looser.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I like that.

[Chick McGee]

You look great.

[Tom Griswold]

I think today you've got the librarian look. It's that thing where you where you take off your glasses and undo your bun and then shake your head and go, oh, it sure is hot in here. I wonder if I should take my shirt off. Oh, I forgot my bra. Can you help me lick my own?

[Jess Hooker]

I've never seen anyone that escalated quickly.

[Chick McGee]

Who Wears eyeglasses recreationally like Ms. Hooker over there. You always. How many different eyeglasses you have that are just glass, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I bet you I have like 20 pairs.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there you go.

[Jess Hooker]

But I wear these do have a little tiny prescription description.

[Tom Griswold]

But they look.

[Jeff Oskay]

Not.

[Tom Griswold]

But they look. No, you don't. I mean, that librarian thing where it's the.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah. I could make a lot of money if I did that.

[Chick McGee]

It's a trope, man. It's a trope.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You could do that on like only Fans.

[Jess Hooker]

I could do it. Yeah, probably.

[Tom Griswold]

We have. No, we have an only fan story coming up that's kind of interesting.

[Jess Hooker]

We should start an Only fans. Bob and Tom should have an only fans, huh? Yeah. It doesn't have to be sexual. It could just be.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the one we have this morning is not.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up in the news. Kind of a cute one. We could. We can get to that. But first, I want to. I want to break the protocol here. We're gonna get.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody better break something.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna get a song from Pat. But first there's a story that I would be so angry if this. If I had been on this air aircraft.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is absolutely infuriating.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, hold on.

[Tom Griswold]

This took place in Canada at a major airport and you'll find out. You got it. Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep. A Porter Airlines flight in Canada was canceled last week after a young child refused to sit down and buckle up. The Toronto based airlines said the parent and crew repeatedly tried to secure the child in the seat.

[Chick McGee]

Attaboy.

[Jess Hooker]

But were unsuccessful. Why?

[Chick McGee]

Give him hell, Rupert.

[Jess Hooker]

Or.

[Chick McGee]

What is it, Ruprecht?

[Josh Arnold]

How young was this boy?

[Jess Hooker]

It doesn't say his age. The plane was forced to return to the terminal in Victoria International Airport to remove the parent and child.

[Tom Griswold]

It gets worse.

[Jess Hooker]

The airline said the removal of the parent and child along with their luggage delayed the Toronto bound flight past the airport's 12:30am Runway closure, forcing the remaining passengers to be disembarked.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, first of all, there's an easy solution. I think. Duct tape and the overhead.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I. What the. What the heck?

[Jess Hooker]

Benadryl and an ass whooping is what it is.

[Chick McGee]

I was going to say if I. If I was in this situation with my parents, I would have gotten rocked. I can tell you that.

[Jess Hooker]

There, I mean, there is kids drama.

[Pat Godwin]

Mean.

[Jess Hooker]

And it's gonna knock them out. It might not be the best answer every time, but in this situation, it sounds like it.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, where was. Were the parents? I Mean, I suppose you could go the positive route would be, well, Jimmy, we're gonna go to Disney World if you shut up and sit in your seat.

[Pat Godwin]

Speaking of Jimmy, Jimmy was out of his seat on a flight to Rome on Air Italia. He was a little under three years old, sitting on his mom's lap because that was loud. And he got away from her and was crawling up underneath the seats.

[Chick McGee]

Attaboy.

[Pat Godwin]

We got in huge trouble because the flight attendants were just really angry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you're going to be in charge of your kid.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

An airplane. But all those people. So all those people had to stay overnight at the airport.

[Jess Hooker]

They did, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They were encouraging Jimmy's creativity. He was going to be a seat floor, plane.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that's how your future, your top upskirt photographers are born.

[Chick McGee]

God, I, you know, right underneath.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't want to curb that creative temperament.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I, I would have. Okay, so. So the scenario once again is this kid refuses to, to get into his seat and buckle up. The plane has taxied out. They can't get him to sit down. They have to taxi back in. Which cost the airline a fortune to re.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hook up. And then they. Everyone has to. The flights essentially canceled.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, Everyone had to fly out the next day.

[Tom Griswold]

God, I would have, I don't know, tickets to go kick the dad in the balls.

[Josh Arnold]

They didn't do. They could have done more.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Yeah, they could have sedated the kid. But the kid is old enough to not sit on his parents lap apparently.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

That means that he's three plus years old. And if you don't. And if he's that big that you can't put him in a seat and buckle him in. I don't know, 7, 8, 9, 10.

[Josh Arnold]

Or none of the flight crew could go, hey, come sit up here.

[Chick McGee]

Well, once again, my daughter was a flight attendant for a couple of years and they are, there are. Don't, don't be fooled. There are zip ties on the plane if they need them. Many, many.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably that with a kid.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But why.

[Tom Griswold]

Just like I said, duct tape the mouth.

[Chick McGee]

I hate to be that guy. Dude, whip his ass, but I, I don't.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, this is, this is a problem that started way before this flight.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Maybe the.

[Chick McGee]

I want to get home and see the dogs I have on sticks in the backyard.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's a warning to the other dogs.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

I'm working on. I've got a new bunch of dog heads in the bleach. I gotta get home. I gotta get home.

[Tom Griswold]

We seem to. At least this is a different airline problem. Typically, the ones we're getting lately are someone that's completely drunk.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That refuses to.

[Jess Hooker]

And they eventually pass out. So that's. That's a win.

[Tom Griswold]

But as Chick says, they do have zip ties and.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then these. Every once in a while, you get some idiot that tries to open up the exit door. Yeah, it's.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know about you people, but I'm getting out of here.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe the breathalyzers before you can get on a plane. Can they. By the way, can they do that? If. Ask your daughter if. If a. If a would be passenger appears to be so intoxicated and they breathalyze them, can they say, hey, look, you're. You're too drunk to get.

[Josh Arnold]

They can force me to take my shoes off.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And an unlawful search and seizure.

[Jeff Oskay]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

But they can't force somebody to take a breathalyzer if they think they're.

[Chick McGee]

They must be able.

[Josh Arnold]

I would hope so.

[Jess Hooker]

I think you have to be law enforcement to administer.

[Tom Griswold]

There's plenty of cops.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, there is.

[Chick McGee]

Are there still. Are there still. Should I say this?

[Jess Hooker]

Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Are there still air marshals on board?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hell.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I would hope. Every flight.

[Pat Godwin]

No, not every.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought it used to be everything, wasn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, you know, and you never know who it is.

[Chick McGee]

My other favorite part about that story is there's a guy right now sitting on a Samsonite chair in his full Air Force gear with his helmet underneath his chair, waiting for that call. Going to scramble that jet and get up there.

[Tom Griswold]

You're going to. A different topic now.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

So I saw a video two days ago. This guy. I don't. It seemed real, but it could have been actors. It was not AI. But it was. And this guy, this police. It's the police officer's body cam. And he's on a plane talking to a gentleman, and he's going, hey, the guy would not show his ID for whatever reason. And the guy's going, I'm just. And he's not answering questions. And finally he stands up and he walk. You see him get. And he goes. And he pulls out his FBI badge. He goes, I'm in the middle of something, and you are about to blow it. Get the F out of here right now. And the cop's like, sorry, sir.

[Jess Hooker]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow.

[Jess Hooker]

See?

[Josh Arnold]

Like one of those classic.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He goes, I've been on this thing for three years and if you ruin this right

[Chick McGee]

I've got Tony soprano.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, we got a request here.

[Pat Godwin]

Lay it on me.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat Godwin. The man, the guitar. He's back.

[Chick McGee]

The mythological Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

Could you please play your tribute to yoga pants?

[Pat Godwin]

I can. I love a lady in a cocktail dress but it's not my favorite I confess. You know what makes me think of romance? A pretty woman in yoga pants. I'm behind a gallon yoga class. Can't take my eyes off her shapely ass. I should move. No, namaste those yogurt pants. She'll make a my day. I'm out of shape. She is not. I'm soaking wet. She's smoking hot. My yoga pants sag in the back. The downward dog. You can see my crack. I try to focus while she touches her toes. I can't concentrate on my pose. I don't have a ghost of a chance of getting in her yoga pants. Yoga pants are tight and bold and they mold every fold. Buy a pair. We're active wearing sole. Those pants were made for yoga practice. They're worn all day. They do distract us. Your kundalini flow shows off your camel

[Jeff Oskay]

too

[Pat Godwin]

when you wear them

[Chick McGee]

or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's that?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

I'm still working on distract us and practice.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that.

[Chick McGee]

I've been very much

[Pat Godwin]

shows off your camel toe and right back when you went to the grocery store. They rock a mid to my core. I wish I was your man. Yoga pants. I'm your biggest fan. Look at the girl with the long blonde hair and a beautiful derriere. She turns around caught me sneaking a glass. Damn. That's a dude in yoga pants. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I just love those yoga pants.

[Josh Arnold]

I really love those yoga pants I've got.

[Pat Godwin]

Really love those sugar pants.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, fill me in. What's kunalingual?

[Jeff Oskay]

What is it?

[Pat Godwin]

Kundalini is a type of yoga flow.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is yeah yeah yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Kundalini.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a.

[Chick McGee]

It's a brand of pants

[Pat Godwin]

Yoga flow.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a type of yoga.

[Chick McGee]

It's a zen stage.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very nice. Very nice.

[Jess Hooker]

No, you can like if you go to a yoga studio.

[Chick McGee]

What is with you?

[Jess Hooker]

Use kundalini hot yoga first.

[Chick McGee]

You don't want to hear about this problem. We've had a Kansas City with Eric B. Enemy, his son and his wife and you. You don't want to hear about that.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to know because it's depressing

[Chick McGee]

and awful and now you don't want to hear about the yoga pants?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I want to hear about him. Jeremy requested that. Jeremy. You're welcome. But I was not familiar with Kundalini. Yeah, Is it. Is it a Khan or a Kun?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's Kun.

[Pat Godwin]

Kun. Kundalini.

[Tom Griswold]

That doesn't answer my question. Is it.

[Jess Hooker]

It's Kundalini.

[Tom Griswold]

It's so. Okay, so it's pronounced like it's. No. Oh, oh, oh, Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I was watching. I forget what. NBC News, I think. And they had a special report from somewhere and it was the NBC New York reporter. I'd never seen her before, and her name was Amanda Cunnington.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and it is.

[Chick McGee]

And I. I celebrated every time Tommy Yamas said Cunnington. Yeah, baby. You got it again. Good job. I'm Ms. Cunnington. And boy, she was too. Or just. You could just tell she was a. On.

[Jess Hooker]

We don't know where she was

[Chick McGee]

reporting news.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Coming up, there's a reporter. Who's left? It's like Emily sprunt every time I hear that.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

David Spunt.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, spunt.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, David Spun.

[Chick McGee]

I don't believe you.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll show you. I'll send you the picture of him. I've sent the picture to Tom before.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have. I was gonna say our show will mature.

[Chick McGee]

It was spunk. Spunk is slang for.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we have Percy Perseid meteor shower news coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Who the hell's Perseid, by the way?

[Tom Griswold]

Naked lady arrested driving fireman vehicle. And the biggest dildos. We have a survey, a world record. And a sex map. And a world record. This is very exciting. It's all on the way from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Bonjour, compadre.

[Chick McGee]

It's the Priceline negotiator.

[Josh Arnold]

How do I negotiate so many great travel deals?

[Tom Griswold]

My greatest gadget, the Priceline app. It's got hotel deals, flight deals, rental

[Jeff Oskay]

car deals, all of those deals in

[Tom Griswold]

a bundle deals, game day deals, concert trip deals. No one deals more deals than Priceline. Hold your horses, there's more.

[Josh Arnold]

The app lets you filter hotels by neighborhood vibe, star level and amenities like

[Tom Griswold]

pools and spas and beachfronts and. Wait, I'm not done.

[Josh Arnold]

Stop cutting me up.

[Tom Griswold]

And are on the way.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. I'm Chick McGee at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I gotta Start playing in my camera more. Hi, how are you?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think you're supposed to do that.

[Chick McGee]

I think Tom. They've got like two cameras.

[Jess Hooker]

I know, but Tom doesn't look at them.

[Chick McGee]

Do you ever look to the camera? You ever think to look at camera?

[Jess Hooker]

He has no idea where they are.

[Pat Godwin]

Car.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, how are you?

[Tom Griswold]

There's one over there. No, I don't.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I played at this one all the time and I was told nobody ever sees it, but it hasn't stopped me, so I say keep going.

[Chick McGee]

Is that nobody?

[Josh Arnold]

I'll just give it one of these for now.

[Chick McGee]

Is that the Cracker Jack? The Cracker Jack.

[Pat Godwin]

You give it the Krasinski.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker's at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Here I am.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Playing to the camera.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's my camera. Right?

[Jeff Oskay]

That is your camera.

[Chick McGee]

It's my camera again.

[Jeff Oskay]

And we just put a new one in there. You're looking fantastic today.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

There's.

[Pat Godwin]

How are you?

[Chick McGee]

There's H. Cosby.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Ace's cameras over there. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

You can see the cameras if you go to our YouTube channel. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Not his tube. Not her tube. It's you, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

What? I Now I'm completely distracted.

[Jess Hooker]

Excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

By the boredom factor coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Well, let me get something you typed. Get excitement back in our lives.

[Tom Griswold]

Hooker, the cooker. We have a survey. Survey says you go to bob and tom.com and you can vote on what you want to see. Just prepare for us next. Once again, you've got three options here. That would be the fresh corn cakes, the green room cookies, or Jess's high school breakfast sandwich. None of them healthy options. Is that correct?

[Jess Hooker]

No. Yeah, Definitely not good.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, head over to bobandtom.com we'll reveal the winner and Jess will cook it and put it on our YouTube channel with her Hooker the Cooker show.

[Josh Arnold]

And part of it is they want to see. They're voting to see what you'll make, but also what we'll have to eat the next day.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

This week is already decided, so. So the voting is for next week. This week is black bean brownie batter.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard of this.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, and it's crazy rich and it's

[Josh Arnold]

gotta be protein and.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Yeah. Fiber. Yeah. High fiber.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it a viscous?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, it started out as an edible cookie dough that was good for you. And you use White beans, I want to say. And I. I did a little pivot, and I was like, no, we're gonna have brownie batter instead. And I.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's okay. Do you eat it with a spoon?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah, I just. I rolled it into balls. Like you. Before you bake a cookie. I rolled it into balls and you just. You just eat it. Oh, One serving.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why I'm sharing this, but I follow Amish remedies on Instagram.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And this brownie batter, baked bean.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, this isn't mine.

[Chick McGee]

Was a recipe a couple days ago. Yeah, it cleans you out, I guess. It's amazing. According to the Amish guy. And he looks Amish.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll look forward to it. By the way, I've never.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't seen a paper footnote.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about unusual names. David. David Spunt is a correspondent for the fox news channel. Mr. Mr. Spunt, right?

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't. Wouldn't. Hi, David. Come on, have a seat. Thanks for coming in. Look, we're thinking your last name. Have you ever thought about changing your last name for any reason? To like Spinous?

[Josh Arnold]

Have you tried Spinous?

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna go with. I was gonna go with Dick, but then there was a. Oh, what's the

[Chick McGee]

difference between Spot and Spock?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Spock immediately evokes Star Trek.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Or the Doctor.

[Chick McGee]

How about Spissy?

[Josh Arnold]

Or even is way too. That's like Sylvester the Cat we're trying to pronounce.

[Tom Griswold]

No one could take it seriously. I know. The latest.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Richard.

[Tom Griswold]

The latest from Keev. David's. Yeah, no one would.

[Josh Arnold]

Somehow Spunt is better.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You think?

[Tom Griswold]

If they're gonna hit the ear, better than spicy. Yeah. He's wearing a flak jacket and helmet.

[Josh Arnold]

What about Spot?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's not too bad.

[Chick McGee]

Spatch. How about Sp?

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be an interesting meeting, but we're not gonna have it. Okay. Got a letter here. This is weird. I. If you just walked in and we're looking over my shoulder, you're wondering why I was looking at brassieres on the Internet. This is from Gill. He writes, every time you talk about an SUV crossover, I think of the cross your heart bra.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I remember those.

[Tom Griswold]

So I. I remember those commercials.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the Playtex. Right? Yeah. Cross your heart.

[Tom Griswold]

So I. They're still there.

[Chick McGee]

There was still make them. They still make them Play Text to the Cross yous Heart. And there was a maiden form. I woke up in my maiden form bra. Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And There was.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, I didn't wake up in my maiden. I've never had a bra on.

[Jess Hooker]

Never.

[Chick McGee]

Never.

[Jess Hooker]

Haven't you had to dress up as a woman for this show before?

[Chick McGee]

No, just a dress.

[Tom Griswold]

We did a bunch of billboards like that a while back. Yeah. So. Yeah. But I was there ever time that you like to look at brassiere ads when you were young?

[Chick McGee]

Well, sure. I think that's every young man's.

[Tom Griswold]

Not every first dip your toe into

[Chick McGee]

the guys that end up designing early tests, isn't it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Those, those cross your heart bras were unjackable. Like they were the ugliest, most unattractive, very major.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, by the way, there's a. There's a new place, new category out there. Hi, welcome to Unjackable. And today we're going to meet.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm your host,

[Chick McGee]

Unjackable. That's what you are.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I remember those ads and like trying to use them and they were just unusable

[Jess Hooker]

because they were in the Sunday paper.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, these days. But those days are really gone, aren't they? Even the maybe if you're Amish.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I mean, I held paper porn. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like I'm probably in the bathroom here.

[Josh Arnold]

You touched one of those?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I threw those away. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean that's. That industry has to be pretty much over. I suppose they're. I'll use the word improperly, gents that are imprinted with that.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

They. That's kind of has to be their ritual. I would think the same way. There's probably some guy out there that has to have his erotic cinema on vhs.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I love having to adjust the tracking before.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean that would be the word

[Chick McGee]

of that complicated motor. And he's got.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's got.

[Tom Griswold]

Got three vcrs in the garage in case one of them goes out. Well, we're going to return to the sports page. We have a couple really cool stories in sports. There's a guy now when he says

[Chick McGee]

something like this or he says something like this, there's stories that he's found. Okay, go ahead.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I think this is a great story. Andy Green.

[Chick McGee]

Why do we have. But you have another story about the NFL. But I can tell that you want me to do Andy Green stories because it's so cool.

[Josh Arnold]

What's Mr. Green up to?

[Chick McGee]

First and only person to break the sound barrier in a car. Get over. We'll hit the track again. This week with his eye on another record. Twenty years ago, British driver Andy Green set the land Speed record for a diesel powered car reaching 350.092 mile per hour at Utah's Bonneville Salt Flats. Green returns today and tries to beat that mark, this time with a hydrogen powered car.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know. Hydrogen. Whenever I hear hydrogen power, I think of one word. Hindenburg. Well, I. Apparently they've made some developments that hydrogen power is very successful now. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He's 64 years old and he'll be driving a 32 foot JCB Hydromax.

[Tom Griswold]

We got a picture of this thing.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell that is? Oh, well, it's a rocket. It is a wheels. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at that thing.

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

It's cool.

[Chick McGee]

What do you do if that pulls up in the drive thru?

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, I mean it looks like a cross between what, an IndyCar, NASCAR and a rocket.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of a. Kind of a plane without wings. Lower to the ground.

[Chick McGee]

Now, the current record he's trying to beat is 350.092. He had a new top speed in practice last week, 368.347. But to officially earn the record, it'll have to do it today in front of the International federation of cars, the international governing body of motorsports. But it's some sort of French outfit, so it's the Foundation Federation International de

[Tom Griswold]

la automobile startings real soon because it's. They're trying to beat the desert heat, so they have to do it at dawn.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what time zone.

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't they do it like November?

[Chick McGee]

So it's probably. What is it, mountain time?

[Jeff Oskay]

Utah?

[Tom Griswold]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But this guy's an. A former RAF pilot. He's a genuine badass.

[Josh Arnold]

That's your Royal Air Force.

[Tom Griswold]

This, it's high.

[Chick McGee]

Fly for the queen.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the TV show Run for your life?

[Chick McGee]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

Ben Gazara.

[Chick McGee]

I remember it, but I love Ben Gazara.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but there was a scene at the beginning of that where he's driving one of those super fast vehicles on the Bonneville Salt Flats.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever seen the killing of a Chinese bookie? That's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is that a John Cassavetes

[Chick McGee]

is Ben Gazaara?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Ben Gazara ends it starts and ends in roadhouse for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's true. You know what?

[Chick McGee]

He's too. He's too villainous.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's who that is. He's the bad guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay, now the. I didn't notice in the card. Did the logo, did it say Acme by chance?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something. I've Seen the trailer for Coyote versus Acme?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Will, for day it's, it's going to be worth seeing.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm excited. I was excited.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell me about this.

[Josh Arnold]

Years ago when I read the log

[Chick McGee]

line I was in, I was, I, I was really skeptical. But the trailer I've seen is wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

I think Will Forte plays a lawyer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And Coyote is animation in the movie, but everyone else is live action. Well, all, and of course all the cartoon.

[Josh Arnold]

And Coyote has finally had it with the ACME Corporation and he sues them.

[Chick McGee]

And Forte comes out and he says, have you ever been, have you ever pulled a parachute and all you've gotten were kitchen utensils coming out instead of a parachute. We can help you. And Coyote's watching it and he's going to go, by God, I'm going to sue A.C. me.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's, that's a great premise. I'll certainly look forward to that. Now, what's coming up in sports?

[Chick McGee]

The NFL and another world record. The NFL is going to add a coach on the sidelines.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right, that sounds good to me.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Real quick going back to this guy trying to break the land speed record. This when he first heard about it and he heard it was hydrogen based, he said, you mean like the Hindenburg? So. But this is super cool. This company says the future is in hydrogen power. It's come a long way. It's now safe. We'll see. Hope this guy breaks the record. Maybe we'll have. He may even know by the time we get off the air today. So it's a 32 foot long vehicle with twin 800 horsepower engines.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you can't, you can't parallel park it, though. I mean, forget it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm guessing it doesn't have a reverse gear. What do you think?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think it would have to. What for? What if you get into a spot where you have to back up?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What if you're on a crew man's toe, you just go ahead and roll over. You get back up.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you turn? Does it. Can you even turn the thing?

[Chick McGee]

No, there's no turning for it, but. Well, of course you have turn it, I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, it's, I, it's just kind of cool. We'll see what happens. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show,

[Jess Hooker]

the U.S. soccer podcast. I'm your host, Megan Klingenberg. And after interviewing so many dudes during

[Tom Griswold]

this men's World Cup, I'm so happy

[Jess Hooker]

to be back with my US Women's National Team players. I know the US Men's National Team has changed how I think about myself, how I think about being an American, how I think about, think about being on a team. It's one year out from that World cup and we're going to talk about the brightest prospects in U.S. soccer. You ready?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm ready.

[Chick McGee]

Let's do it.

[Jess Hooker]

The U.S. soccer Podcast, presented by Henkel. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello. Hello. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick. Hey.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man.

[Josh Arnold]

There's.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick.

[Chick McGee]

McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple quick things. We got a survey. Survey says go to the Bob and Tom website, bobatom.com and you can vote on what you want Ms. Hooker to cook on her cook. Hooker the Cooker. Well, this is hard to say Hooker the cooker on our YouTube channel. And your options are the fresh corn cakes, the green room cookies, or Jess high school breakfast sandwich. And you say that was a kind of a. You could cook it in just a few minutes. What is it now?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it was just a sausage patty and two honey buns. Sometimes it was a sausage patty in my car as I was jamming to Tupac. And then I would go into the gas station, get two honey buns, make the sandwich and eat it in first period.

[Josh Arnold]

So yeah, I feel like two sausage patties might be the.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, a double.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, but this was handmade sausage patty. So it was made like it was the size of my hand so that it fit the honey.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, wow.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not a pre made sausage patty.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, yeah. Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

This, this takes some stuff. This isn't just some store bought.

[Josh Arnold]

So you would be making your own sausage patties.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, like kind of food prepping before it was a thing.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I actually tried that. That twice.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I. That's the only way I have a sausage patty wasn't.

[Josh Arnold]

I made turkey sausage.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And you know, because I had the things. I had the fennel and whatever the hell.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

And then I tried a pork sausage.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I went, you know what? Not bad. But there are a lot of. A lot of good brands out there at fair margins.

[Tom Griswold]

They got the store bought.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the most unusual thing that one could normally get at a store that you would actually start from scratch? I know. For example, we made ice cream sandwiches.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which was really fun.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you know, we made for like 80 bucks. We made 10 bucks worth of ice cream sandwiches.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I make two.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was fun.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I make two loaves of bread every Sunday for the week.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, nice.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Just random things.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, have you ever made something that I know that there are people try to recreate the Big Mac at home?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, sure. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It tastes exactly like the Big Mac.

[Jess Hooker]

The Crunch wrap. The Crunch wrap is one that I've tried to do at home. Yeah, that one's. That's a good one.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now they have a kit.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Taco Bell has a kit at the store for the Crunch Wrap and they're

[Jess Hooker]

making a sweet crunch wrap.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, no.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, like a baked apple type deal.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, but something along those.

[Jess Hooker]

Something. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Gotta be. Gotta be cinnamon, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. The. What are those things called?

[Josh Arnold]

Chiros type things.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, in any event, you can go to bobandtown.com and vote in our poll once again, fresh corn cakes, which is another.

[Jess Hooker]

That's repurposing old bread. So we'll see how it goes.

[Tom Griswold]

Or green room cookies.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's what I voted for yesterday.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, which one?

[Jeff Oskay]

The cookies. But I didn't know what the breakfast sandwich was or I would have voted for the breakfast.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you. That's. That's all from Jess Hooker. Just a couple quick letters here. We've been talking about the first concert we ever went to. Jeff Oscar. What's the first concert you ever went to?

[Jeff Oskay]

Henry Lee Summer.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, great. I love him.

[Jeff Oskay]

At the state fairground.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it was great.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Who was it?

[Jess Hooker]

It was. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I keep.

[Tom Griswold]

I keep.

[Josh Arnold]

Every.

[Chick McGee]

Every time I ask.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. It's who's on first all over.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that was the first concert.

[Tom Griswold]

Terrific band.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it was. It was good.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Clay writes, my first concert was Rush. And just like Tom's story.

[Chick McGee]

And you always have to say that like any, even in conversation, you never just say rush brush.

[Tom Griswold]

My friend called a council at the last minute. This is. This happened to me. My friend Steve Wolf canceled on me.

[Chick McGee]

So my mom had to take plans with you in a recreational setting for an hour. I handsome right after I made them,

[Tom Griswold]

my parents rock paper scissored loser had to take me. My mom won and took me to the tour. I didn't know at the time.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Didn't your mom take you to a concert?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I just said that.

[Chick McGee]

Where? Wasn't it the Letterman or something?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it was Simon and Gar Funk.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you pansy.

[Jess Hooker]

But there's like a first concert.

[Tom Griswold]

What'd you say?

[Chick McGee]

You're a pansy.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? You.

[Chick McGee]

I was like your mom are pansy.

[Tom Griswold]

I was in the 70s, seventh grade or something.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, doctor.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a first concert you go to with your parents and then there's the first concert you go to on your own or with friends. Those are two different shows.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean a real concert. The first real one I went to with a large crowd was Emerson Lake and Palmer, Edgar Winters original white trash with Rick Derringer and Jerry Lacroix. Incredible show and opening act, the great Taj Mahal. Okay, but that. Yeah, that was with some friends in high school.

[Jess Hooker]

And that's different.

[Tom Griswold]

We get back to this guy's letter. So his mom takes him to see Rush. He had no idea the amount of weed that would be in the air. My mother said she I have had a headache for a week. He says, 36 years later, I'm going to see Rush one last time on their Special. They're out right now. I've got to figure out a way to get to that.

[Chick McGee]

That's a problem. Moms can't handle the smoke. That's all there is to it.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Tom, my first show also was Edgar Winner, featuring Rick Derringer.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Opening act, the Doobie Brothers. Oh, that sounds like a great show. Now we'll return to the sports page. We have Mr. Chick Magee. Your first concert again was what?

[Chick McGee]

You're gonna call me Chip there for a second?

[Tom Griswold]

Your first concert was what again?

[Chick McGee]

Bad company. JoJo Gun and Black Oak, Arkansas.

[Tom Griswold]

Not bad.

[Chick McGee]

And Black Oak, Arkansas was your headliner, and nobody wanted Bad Company to leave.

[Josh Arnold]

So Rush is back out there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Russia's.

[Josh Arnold]

So Getty is still singing. Who's on bass?

[Tom Griswold]

Getty.

[Chick McGee]

What he can do. He can do both.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he's too busy singing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wait, that's a guy singing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, you too.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

You thought it was like, Ann Wilson.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, honestly, for the majority of my life, I thought it was a female. I never seen them. I had no idea. I was like, oh, this Chick rocks.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's a higher register, for sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he. He has pedals up there. He's playing tooth. That they've got. It's great, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, two pedals.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, he's got two pedals also.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, my bike. My bike had two pedals. Okay, Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Why am I trying to talk to. I. I get more back from my dogs.

[Chick McGee]

In sports, the NFL head coaches will now be able to designate an assistant to handle the task of calling the red flag challenge through instant replay. Since the current instant replay rule was put in place in 1999.

[Josh Arnold]

This is boring.

[Chick McGee]

Only the head coach was allowed to throw the flag to challenge a disputed call. No, I'm an NFL fan and I fell asleep. But as I was reading. But that's my problem. Let's get back to the guys whose

[Tom Griswold]

son tried to kill him.

[Chick McGee]

No, it wasn't trying to kill his mom.

[Josh Arnold]

We got about six or seven laughs out of there.

[Chick McGee]

If you go back, if you're gonna do your laugh stats later, and I know you do, with every show, you're gonna see that. That really spiked during the enemy.

[Tom Griswold]

I wasn paying attention. So now who can throw the flag at one of the cheerleaders? How does this.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's a designated coach.

[Chick McGee]

It's a designated coach.

[Josh Arnold]

It should be one of the cheerleader.

[Jess Hooker]

It should be a woman. 100%. Be a woman's position.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. We're just looking for drama. Throwing flags. Let's go.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that should be.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, isn't a I like the flag as opposed to the card.

[Chick McGee]

Well, soccer's a card. Yeah, or football a card.

[Tom Griswold]

What is this, a business transaction? I say, would you like my card?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

You no flag. Better.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Football better than soccer. Done. Argument.

[Chick McGee]

Stupid world record.

[Josh Arnold]

Wellth thought out argument.

[Chick McGee]

They all are. I tell you what, another thing. He doesn't look right. So I'm out. A woman from India has claimed the record for the longest hair on a living person.

[Josh Arnold]

This is always a little gross, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

It hair measuring 8ft 10 inches long

[Josh Arnold]

just sweeping the floor.

[Chick McGee]

Ranu. Ranu. Darial takes the title from Aliyah Nasova, whose hair measures just over 8ft 5 inches. Dariel said the secret to growing long hair involves using chemical free homemade hair oils and shampoos.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't it just an immediate back problem and constant headaches?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I guess it depends on how thick your hair is.

[Tom Griswold]

How much would that weigh?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I don't know. I had hair past my bottom as a kid.

[Josh Arnold]

It's gotta be like having a comforter strapped to your head. Yeah, well, dragging it around.

[Chick McGee]

Tom's too shy to mention this publicly, but he used to date Crystal Gale. I don't know if you guys know that or not. And didn't she get out of the shower one morning and you were.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, it was interesting because her pubes also hit the floor. Yeah, well, she combed him that way.

[Chick McGee]

That's amazing. You couldn't tell where one started and the other ended.

[Josh Arnold]

Or. What lady has lice the size of grasshoppers.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, she's got.

[Tom Griswold]

She's got the plumber on speed dial.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, she paid for her plumber's lake house last year.

[Tom Griswold]

How would you manage that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good Lord.

[Jess Hooker]

Woman. Very thick hair.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it's just wild. She's a pretty lady and it's just a. It's just too much hair.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she looks happy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, I mean, but you know what?

[Jess Hooker]

She could sell that hair for wigs and make a lot of money.

[Chick McGee]

You know, idiots are happy.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, yeah, you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

She makes her money selling hair oil and stuff.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she has a YouTube channel.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like the way that she's. So there's one photo where she's sort of on her knees resting, and the hair comes down along her shoulders in the front and then creeps up. And then it sort of creeps. It vines up her thighs towards her crotch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, that's a bad.

[Josh Arnold]

The loose ends loaded.

[Chick McGee]

That looks like she has her fly open.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks like she's all right. Got a big black beaver in a vice. That's right, it does. Hey, speaking of beaver.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to leave the. The sports page for a moment.

[Chick McGee]

No, but that's it. That was a world record.

[Tom Griswold]

When, when Willie and I were in Colorado a couple weeks ago, we walked across the top of Vail Mountain.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And when we got.

[Chick McGee]

Of course you did.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So then you went downtown, had the cappuccino with Kevin Costner.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a latte.

[Chick McGee]

But there's this news story, Penelope Cruz.

[Tom Griswold]

So Willie goes, we're right near the gondola. Willie goes, oh my God, those are beavers over there. And I took some pictures. I said, well, that's weird. How did beavers get up here? There's no water up here. So I called a friend of mine who lives there and I said, are there beavers on top of Vail Mountain? He goes, no, they're marmots.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. It's marmot.

[Tom Griswold]

Marmot, Marmot.

[Chick McGee]

It's Chateau Marmont, you pretentious prick. It's marmot, weasel. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Marmont, Marmot, marmot, marmot.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know saying marmont, okay. But I'd never going to stab you.

[Josh Arnold]

They are spelled.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna get that Vietnam kid to come in here and take care.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, here's the news story. This is from the BBC. Sorry, marmots, is that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Marmots look like chubby ground dwelling squirrels, writes the BBC. And now they're being used to raise money on the adult platform. Onlyfans.

[Josh Arnold]

Marmots are.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is a biologist in Colorado. He's been running a long term academic study of marmots. And after cuts to funding, he has decided he's gonna do an OnlyFans account as a fundraiser for the study. He's posting what he calls, quote, uncensored marmot content with proceeds benefiting his scientific research.

[Chick McGee]

An idea whose time has come.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you should have called it Beaver's gone Wild. That would really get the people to go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean at least that would have.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this. Are people doing only fans in a non. I've never been there.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, some people do.

[Tom Griswold]

In a non pornographic way.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, some do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

We had a.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't Taco Bell or White Castle or somebody. They had only fans. We had that story and there's a

[Jess Hooker]

lot of workout stuff, but it's usually covert sex.

[Josh Arnold]

The Problem with this is OnlyFans takes a big cut of whatever it is you post and whatever money comes in. Why not do a proper charity page? That won't do that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Because this way he made the international newswire and the BBC. What? Is. Isn't BBC a porno term?

[Josh Arnold]

Or BBC Big Black Sea? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay,

[Chick McGee]

well, you. You know, the casualness of which you just walk right in. You really just don't care anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Why? I. I can't keep up with you.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why whenever you say BBC, I usually go. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Oh, my God. Hey, now he gets it. See?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Josh does it pretty much every other time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I need to apologize to Ace again. So be. What. Is there any. Are there any other ones like BBW or.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's. What is that? Big Beautiful Woman.

[Chick McGee]

Y. Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he could do Big Beautiful Woodchucks.

[Chick McGee]

Or bbb. Big Beautiful beaver.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Is that. Is that a category?

[Chick McGee]

I've never heard of that one.

[Josh Arnold]

Or milf Marmots I'd like to fund.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's very good.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really good.

[Josh Arnold]

See, this guy didn't have the creative.

[Jeff Oskay]

Should have called you in.

[Chick McGee]

Look at Josh coming out and making sense.

[Josh Arnold]

Marmots I'd like to fund.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. You know, nobody went under a bridge halfway through the word fun.

[Josh Arnold]

I knew Arnold was weird, but, boy,

[Tom Griswold]

we had no idea to apologize to the doctor, the biologist.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, good luck, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Good luck with your Marmots Only Fans page.

[Chick McGee]

Marmots, man.

[Josh Arnold]

I talked to a Only Fans creator about a week ago. She. She. I met this chick and she was like, oh, yeah, I do. I do that. And I only have, like, a handful of subscribers, and I go, the problem with OnlyFans now, isn't it that when you. It used to be you'd go on there and you could talk to these people directly.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Whether or not you were talking to a guy or a girl, whatever, and now it's all just fake. And she was like, yeah, absolutely. It's when. If you go on OnlyFans and you think you're talking to whoever's making those videos, you are talking to her older brother.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Teams of people.

[Jeff Oskay]

Or AI.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Or AI or an agency.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So you say older brother is the voice.

[Josh Arnold]

No. No. Text.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It's like instant message.

[Josh Arnold]

So chatting.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever talked to an AI on a customer helpline? Have you ever talked to an AI person? And they, hi, how may I help you today?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And then you.

[Pat Godwin]

You.

[Chick McGee]

You sure give them the topic and they go, I'll look that up for you. And then you hear computer keys.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fake.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, but then you hear.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they've actually put in type Faking.

[Jeff Oskay]

They do a fake typing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they do fake.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, not that weird.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what I hear.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Like, oh, I really believe this is a person entering my topic for.

[Josh Arnold]

That's interesting because I don't need to be fooled.

[Jess Hooker]

No. But do you appreciate the effort?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, but it sounds like they're typing on like a Commodore 64. Like it doesn't even sound like they're typing on a modern.

[Tom Griswold]

To make it authentic, they give it a very heavy unfamiliar accent.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry, he pumped the brakes.

[Jess Hooker]

He did.

[Josh Arnold]

Went with unfamiliar.

[Pat Godwin]

He did pump the brakes.

[Chick McGee]

I'm with them on that.

[Josh Arnold]

I know it's tough.

[Chick McGee]

There's an accent out there to change each other like this a little bit. And I don't know where they're from, but boy, good luck. No, no. I've been overdrawn and my card was stolen and didn't mean it.

[Tom Griswold]

So this sounds like. It sounds like Lawrence Welk.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Back in the day.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Well, wasn't he from North Dakota or something?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We have, coming up in the news, is that a body in the suitcase or are you glad to see it a dead one? We have. This is kind of an interesting thing coming out of London, plans to limit so called vertical drinking. You know what vertical drinking is?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. While you're standing.

[Tom Griswold]

Drinking while standing up. We'll find out what that's all about. And we have the sex map. It's just been released from the sex toy retailer. Love, honey. What geographical regions have what particular proclivities

[Josh Arnold]

in the toys and in the world

[Tom Griswold]

of toys, in the world of just all that sort of. All that sort of stuff. Stuff. For example, what city tends to buy the largest condoms? Wow, that's a surprise.

[Chick McGee]

I'll tell you what, it's not Tokyo, is it?

[Tom Griswold]

I appreciate that joke very.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not Tokyo.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm surprised at what it is. Also, we have the most popular lube flavors. Anyone want to guess?

[Chick McGee]

Chocolate?

[Jeff Oskay]

Strawberry.

[Tom Griswold]

Strawberry it is. Mr. Oski, I knew you'd come through. We're coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Priceline negotiator. It's me, the Priceline negotiator. We don't need the jingle twice.

[Jess Hooker]

What about a third time?

[Jeff Oskay]

Stop it.

[Tom Griswold]

This is about vacation inflation and how Priceline negotiates amazing deals on hotels, flights and rental cars. Seems like they decided. Yeah, but I didn't mention that.

[Josh Arnold]

You can save up to 60% off

[Tom Griswold]

hotels in the Priceline app. Time to be the timeline.

[Jeff Oskay]

Fine.

[Tom Griswold]

No one deals more deals than Priceline. Please stop Priceline.

[Chick McGee]

Touche, Priceline.

[Tom Griswold]

Priceline 95.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Jess Hooker at the news desk. Hello. Hello. Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay. Hey, man, There's Josh Arnold.

[Jess Hooker]

Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

How do you do?

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Tom, Not a bunch of people here. We're gonna check in with the new scene. Yeah, bunch of people with. With Ms. Jess Hooker. Once again, you can vote on what you want just to cook on our show next week by going to bob and tom dot com. Place your votes please. Ms. Hooker. What do you got over there?

[Jess Hooker]

A proposal to limit so called vertical drinking at some British pubs has turned into a political headache in London. Vertical drinking is the bureaucratic way to say drinking while standing up, usually outdoors as patrons spill into the streets and warmer evenings.

[Pat Godwin]

I see.

[Josh Arnold]

So, I mean, this seems like a real buzzkill to me.

[Chick McGee]

Take it from me, I've tried horizontal drinking. You almost drown.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean in.

[Tom Griswold]

Vertical drinking often leads to horizontal canoodling.

[Josh Arnold]

The old horizontal mambo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh boy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh boy indeed.

[Tom Griswold]

So we'll see what happens. Seems like an odd, odd, odd thing to want to get rid of.

[Jess Hooker]

The proposal from Westminster City Council aims to reduce noise and disorderly behavior by encouraging bars and restaurants to serve more people at their tables.

[Chick McGee]

Bloody likely.

[Josh Arnold]

I love if there's a bar with an outdoor sort of standing area. That's where I'm at. I love that. Especially on a summer night.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In the streets of London. Yes, we'll see. We'll see how far this thing gets. What else you got?

[Chick McGee]

You never know, you might bump into J.K. rowling.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, can I interrupt real quick? I had an incident this morning and I can't get out of my head and I'm wondering if I'm the jerk or if this other guy's the jerk.

[Chick McGee]

Well, first of all, no matter what the situation You're. You're a jerk, but go ahead and continue.

[Jeff Oskay]

So I had to stop on the way in. I didn't get much sleep. I needed a Mountain Dew. We no longer carry them here because I'm trying to stay away from them. So I stop at the gas station. I walk in, I look over, there's a man leaning on the counter talking to the attendant.

[Josh Arnold]

All right?

[Jeff Oskay]

And I'm like, well, this isn't going to go well. So I grabbed my Mountain Dew, and I'm standing behind the man, and the man is asking, so, are you. Are you Hindi? Are you Pakistani? Are you Sikh? And, oh, you're sick. Oh, no wonder you know so much about tobacco. And he's just going on and on and on, talking to this guy who's just nodding down. And finally I go, hey, are you gonna wrap it up anytime soon?

[Josh Arnold]

It's always zero to 80 with a husky.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, are you gonna wrap it up anytime soon?

[Jeff Oskay]

So he keeps talking to this guy, and I think he doesn't hear me, and I go, hey, are you gonna wrap it up? He goes, yeah, calm down. And I go, hey, I got a job I gotta get to. And he goes, a lot of people have jobs. I go, yeah, but not all of them are stuck behind some jackass who won't shut up.

[Josh Arnold]

What did he say?

[Jeff Oskay]

He asked me if I wanted to fight.

[Chick McGee]

He.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to fight?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I go, yeah, I'll meet you outside. So he goes outside, and I pay for my drink, and I go out, and I ran to my car and sped away. Now, am I the jerk, or is he the jerk?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe you could have worked it more delicately.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Excuse me. As fascinating as this cultural inquiry that

[Jeff Oskay]

you're making, perhaps 30 in the morning,

[Tom Griswold]

perhaps I could pay for this.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't you be terrified, though, of a guy who would say, you want to go outside? Just as calm?

[Jeff Oskay]

And as I would have pummeled this

[Josh Arnold]

man, there's a chance I would have laughed because it's so. To me, that's just so last measure.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But I would have. I would not have addressed the man the way he. You did, Jeff.

[Jess Hooker]

You. Your road rage sent you into therapy, right? Right. We need to work on your anger management still. That's the bigger issue. You are a sweet, kind man until you run into a.

[Jeff Oskay]

How much talking do you get to do at the register before it's the next person's turn?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I get it.

[Jeff Oskay]

He.

[Pat Godwin]

He.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. In an ideal world, he would have seen you and said, oh, go ahead and Check out and stepped aside.

[Jess Hooker]

I think it's the attendant's responsibility. He should have.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have. Have acknowledged was doing the. Look around him like, I see you. I'm just waiting for this guy to get out of the way. Like, the attendant gave me the smile.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you paying cash?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I was using cars.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I was going to say throw three on the table and walk out.

[Jeff Oskay]

I had no.

[Chick McGee]

He's got a card. He has a job.

[Jess Hooker]

Remember?

[Josh Arnold]

This has happened to me. I just go, oh, hey, man, I'm just going to sneak in front of you real quick while you guys are chatting and get. Get.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, no, he was still doing transaction like, he then had to pay for his stuff. Oh, and he had change in his pocket. He counted out rather slowly, which. Oh, I. I know what. I know what you're doing, mister.

[Chick McGee]

So you know.

[Jess Hooker]

So you see that as a personal attack, though.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think. I think you guys can all back me up on this. There's no one who knows unreasonable angler anger like I do. Yeah, I. I don't think anything that. I think you're hitting new heights. I think you. You've taken the mantle for me. As far as being unreasonable anger wouldn't.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

No, I wouldn't. I would have. I would have probably stood there or maybe tried to steal the soda.

[Jess Hooker]

The loudest. The loudest sighing of your life.

[Josh Arnold]

What would you have done, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I was going to tell Jeff you need anger management. Here's the good news. I'm your therapist.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

So let me walk you through this.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I'm ready. There you go.

[Pat Godwin]

You hear a fight, that's a trigger. Boom. You get out there, be. You're all bluff. He's gonna back down. You feel like a better man when you walk away?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I did. Well, he walked over to what he. He would call a truck, and he was standing next to bluff. Yeah, but I mean, I would have whaled this. He moved about as fast as Ace. I would have whaled this, man. Oh, I would have just pummeled him. I did him a favor by leaving the situation.

[Josh Arnold]

No reason to drag Ace into.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace is a notoriously slow driver. What if the guy pulled out a gun and shot you?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, well, then all of my dreams come true, right?

[Tom Griswold]

All for a month, two classes. Now, why don't you buy yourself. Buy yourself a couple of Mountain Dews and keep them in the car.

[Jeff Oskay]

I honestly, this is first Mountain Dew I've had in months.

[Chick McGee]

He's trying to quit.

[Jess Hooker]

We stopped carrying leaded Mountain Dew here. It's Too much. You guys don't need it, right? I'm not buying it anymore.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've been on water all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm glad you're okay, but.

[Jeff Oskay]

So the rule is I'm the jerk here.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you could have been more delicate.

[Jess Hooker]

So what would you have done if he would have got shot this morning and didn't come to work? How would you have addressed that?

[Chick McGee]

Well, whatever you do, don't read anything about Eric the enemy going back.

[Josh Arnold]

Can we amend this a little bit? Was he shot and killed or was

[Tom Griswold]

he shot and wounded?

[Jess Hooker]

Just shot and wounded.

[Josh Arnold]

We'd be laughing.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I'd laugh.

[Pat Godwin]

I would expect.

[Josh Arnold]

If I get shot and wounded, I'd expect you guys to laugh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, man.

[Chick McGee]

That's got to hurt, though, right? Get shot. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, fortunately, none of those things transpired.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you forget the bullets? Also hot. So it's entered your body and now it's burning you.

[Chick McGee]

How do you feel about people who say, oh, man, that feels like I've gotten shot? And they.

[Josh Arnold]

Unless you're 50 Cent.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess I would turn it into a kind of a moral lesson. This will teach you to drink Mountain Dew, hillbilly.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay, let's move forward.

[Tom Griswold]

We have to take a break. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to Bob and Tom, Tom.com contest rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Jess Hooker is at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskar. Hey, man. Trying to have a fight in the hallway right now. I don't know what that's all about. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick. Hello. Hello. Tom's looking. I'm not kidding. I look over at Tom to say hello.

[Tom Griswold]

I just smashed.

[Chick McGee]

And he was looking at his elbow.

[Tom Griswold]

I just hit my funny bone. Really hurt.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

He should be laughing.

[Jess Hooker]

There's no feeling like that.

[Chick McGee]

It's like an electrical.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a question about this whole Oscar thing. So once again, Mr. Osu is coming into work today.

[Chick McGee]

He's out in the. In with the public.

[Tom Griswold]

Trying to quit at Mountain Dew. In an effort to save your teeth, I'm guessing. And so you stop and briefly explain what's going on.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I stop at a 24 hour convenient mart, which you know how those kind of are. And when I walked in, there was a guy posted up at. At the register, elbows on counter. He was there.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a customer.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, he's a customer. He's obviously now lonely.

[Tom Griswold]

Part of the thing that I'm having a problem with. And I've done some research. During the break here, the guy was asking this gentleman if he was a Sikh or.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Or a Shiite or Pakistani. And the guy is like, I'm Sikh. And he goes, oh, then no wonder you know so much about tobacco.

[Tom Griswold]

So he's being sarcastic then.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I think he was being serious.

[Tom Griswold]

Are not allowed to smoke.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I have.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know the seek. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Was the guy wearing a turban?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

He was.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's who wears the turbans, but the guy. You know why they wear turbines, by the way?

[Jeff Oskay]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Because underneath they have all. They don't cut their hair.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know that?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what's under that baby hair. Yeah, that'd be cool.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, unless they were you.

[Tom Griswold]

If I were a Sikh, no one would know. That'd be cool. Hey, underneath my turban I got.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there. Welcome to Confused White People.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the whole thing with the turban.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are you going to convert just so you can wear the turban?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, get rid of that cowboy.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think a turban's a good look for me. Oh, I'm not sure I could pull that off.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm sure someone will send us a picture of that very shortly.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So in any.

[Jeff Oskay]

And then the guy is dumpy. He looks like me, only at a worse part of life than me. He's in maroon sweatpants, which.

[Tom Griswold]

This is not our seek friend. This is.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, this is the customer. And he's blabbing away, blabbing away. And I'm standing behind him for what seems like five to 10 minutes, probably 35 to 45 seconds.

[Josh Arnold]

And he's also mid transaction, so it's not like he's hanging out and can step to the side.

[Jeff Oskay]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Counting change slowly.

[Jeff Oskay]

And the Sikh man acknowledges me. He looks around the gentleman and like, nods ahead like, hey, as soon as

[Tom Griswold]

this guy's done, better be a good radio name. By the way, I'm Seek Man. I got my turban and my headphones ready to rock.

[Jeff Oskay]

I just asked the guy, I was like, hey, are you gonna wrap it up anytime soon? And he kept Talking. And after about another 45 seconds, I was like, hey, are you gonna wrap it up? Some of us have a job. And he goes, yeah, a lot of people have jobs. And I said, yeah, but not all of them are stuck behind you while they're trying to get to work. And I may have called him a jackass, but then he pulled out change in cash to pay, and he slowly counted the change. He knew what he was doing.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Sticking it. What he was doing. Yeah, sticking it.

[Tom Griswold]

You should have said. I could have flown to Pakistan and back.

[Jess Hooker]

When's the last time you were in a physical fight?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, never.

[Jess Hooker]

Never. Oh, so you just talk a lot?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. I know when to shut up. I take it right to that edge, and then I run.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we can move forward. I'm glad you're. Glad you're okay. Glad you got your. Now, did you drink your Mountain Dew or Already?

[Chick McGee]

He's still, he's nursing it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

About halfway through it.

[Tom Griswold]

No ice or anything? No, it's cold. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It's nice.

[Chick McGee]

It's 20 degrees.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You can feel it rotten your teeth.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Ms. Jess Hooker is sitting over there. She's at the Bob and Tom news desk. What's happening?

[Jess Hooker]

Australian police called off a homicide investigation after the body turned out to be a lifelight sex doll.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Again.

[Jess Hooker]

Members of the public had found an abandoned suitcase on the side of the road in a remote town, then opened it up and found what appeared to be the remains of a human body. Police established a crime scene, but forensic examiners later determined that the item located in the bag was a sex doll wearing clothing with hair and a nose piercing.

[Josh Arnold]

I just looked it up. Do you know what Australian police are called?

[Jess Hooker]

Called? No.

[Josh Arnold]

They're often called coppers, which I love because it's sort of old school.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And jacks.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Here come the jacks.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, really? That's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, we get this. We have stories like this every now and then where they see it. They'll see a body floating in the river and it turns out to be a sex doll.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I've got, I've got, I've got an answer for this problem.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know how those fire departments have a place you can bring a baby that you're going to abandon?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

They should have a larger window, like a larger drawer for sex dolls. You pull up to the fire department. Live babies here, live babies here.

[Josh Arnold]

Like it's a bait store.

[Tom Griswold]

Dead sex dolls here, that way. So when one of these Guys either gets a real girlfriend or whatever, he can get rid of the sex doll.

[Chick McGee]

I've never wondered more than this. What are you thinking?

[Jess Hooker]

And they could use them for training purposes at the fire station.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not giving CPR to a used sex doll.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, but we ran her mouth. We ran her mouth through the dishwasher. It's dishwasher safe, you know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you think the nose ring came on the sex doll or did they add that later?

[Jess Hooker]

I think it was an upsell. Yeah, I think that. I think you got to choose. You got to build your own doll.

[Josh Arnold]

But you're right. There are guys out there that probably style their sex dolls.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

It never occurred to me.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So like, build a bear.

[Josh Arnold]

So at one point.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

At one point at night he could look over and his sex dolls watching TV with him. And she's in curlers.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Hilarious.

[Pat Godwin]

We had this story up in Lake Michigan. You had the story about a year or so ago.

[Josh Arnold]

You got a song about it?

[Pat Godwin]

I might.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would I bring it up?

[Jeff Oskay]

Can we hear it?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Grab that guitar.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. Be nice.

[Tom Griswold]

You beg me.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's why I brought it up. Like Michigan. We thought she was dead. Saw the back of the head. Is it a naked girl bobbing and bloated? We brought her shore. She was dressed like a hooter the poor thing. Adriftin and floating. Oh. But we didn't know it was a sex doll we found. So we went through the proper procedures. There was no pulse, so we did mouth to mouth to get the seaweed out. We used tweezers. She looked so surprised. Mouth open, wide eyes. And we figured out she was just plastic. I took her home and gave her some air in the bedroom. That sex doll's fantastic.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Pat. Pat Godwin, by the way, live and in person down the road at the Astro Theater in Jasper, Indiana. Coming up Saturday, August 22nd. Ticket astrotheater.com for tickets. Thanks to our friends at the Razor 94.5 bringing Patty G. Into town for a live show. Well, now, what's coming up in the news? Give me the teaser.

[Jess Hooker]

We have more nudity.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I can't go wrong there.

[Josh Arnold]

Little tna.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

More tea. More tea. More A.

[Jess Hooker]

Sex toys. It's a poll preference shopping practice.

[Tom Griswold]

And interestingly enough. Interestingly enough, Josh has just hit us on the essence of one of the stories. When you said what you just said more T and A than you said. More T. More A. Oh, yeah. There is a new study that has just come out about which do men prefer T or a no.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what?

[Chick McGee]

I've been asking this question for 10 years. It feels like, when did this country go from boobs to butts? But we have. Yeah, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

I think we. Don't underestimate the power of Sir Mixel.

[Jess Hooker]

That's where I think it started.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe so.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we'll see when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Now, before you move on, is any other interesting things on the way?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, there's. What else can we do? There is a lot of sex news today. More than usual sex news or. Yeah, we have a puppy dog with a new friend.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not sex news, is it?

[Jess Hooker]

No, but

[Josh Arnold]

you're listening to Awkward Segues.

[Jess Hooker]

How about fecal transplants, too? Also not sex news.

[Chick McGee]

Fecal transplants back.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Two stories. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Why are you doing me out all every time we do it?

[Tom Griswold]

Are you a donor? Okay, I'm not talking to you right now.

[Chick McGee]

Broke my heart.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

Go.

[Tom Griswold]

If you refinance it, you can take out some of that equity in the form of cash. You don't have to sell your house to take some of that money and use it for something like, say, I don't know, paying off those credit cards that have a 20% plus interest rate. So you can consolidate, slash your monthly obligations through American Financing. This is what they specialize in. Refi 0 upfront fees, by the way. And they can even delay a couple of mortgage payments in some cases. It depends on your situation, obviously. Depends how long you've owned your house, house, et cetera, et cetera. Get the details by calling the folks at American financing. 866-889-2611. That's 866-889-2611 and by the way, there's no pressure. Like I said, no upfront fees. Find out all the information in about 10 minutes to see if this would work for you. Once again, it's American financing.net please put a slash, Bob and Tom, so they know that we sent you. Once Again, it's American Financing.com NMLS 182334

[Chick McGee]

NMLSConsumerAccess.org APR for rates in the five start at 6.3.2% for well qualified borrowers.

[Jess Hooker]

Call 866-889-2611.

[Chick McGee]

For details about credit costs and terms, visit American Financing.net Bob and Tom. Average savings based on borrowers who save over $199.99. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio at the news desk. It's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Oscar's got that, that Superman curl in his forehead. Tom. Check that out.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, that's right. Look at that head of hair, Tom.

[Jess Hooker]

So pretty.

[Chick McGee]

That's luxurious hair is what that is.

[Tom Griswold]

How many of the superheroes have beards, though? I mean.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I don't think any. I don't think any. Maybe a Green Lantern.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe Aquaman.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, does Aquaman or did in one of the movies.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Momoa has a beer, but I didn't think they.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember if he does, for he refused.

[Chick McGee]

I think he does. Check. I've got a lot of pictures of Jason Momoa if you'd like to see them.

[Josh Arnold]

If the polo people don't look at you today.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

And put you in their next catalog.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

You are the epitome of life. Like the solid color button down. Polo will never go out of style. And you're one of the reasons why.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Wait a minute. Hang on. Here's my. Here's my catalog photo.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's very nice.

[Chick McGee]

I'm checking the time. There's Ace. Hi, Tom. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple quick things. There's. We have a great dog story today.

[Jess Hooker]

No sex, just.

[Tom Griswold]

And it. It leads to another video that I want to turn people on to, in case you haven't seen it, but go ahead, Jess.

[Jess Hooker]

A golden retriever from New York has regained her spark thanks to an unlikely friendship with a duck.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's cute.

[Jess Hooker]

Owners Justin and Tori Canarelli told CBS News that their dog named Barley began having seizures a couple years ago.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, hey, Barley, we gotta do something about this dog. Huh? Huh?

[Jess Hooker]

While medication stopped her seizures, the family found it changed Barley's personality dramatically.

[Chick McGee]

I bet a.

[Jess Hooker]

That all changed when the couple brought home a duck named Louie.

[Chick McGee]

It's an actual duck, not a squeaky duck.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a real duck.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a gun.

[Jess Hooker]

Mrs. Canarelli said barley started smiling again. She started wagging her tail, and she started having a personality again.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's sweet.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but that Led to. There's. There's a photograph of Barley, a beautiful, beautiful golden retriever. And there she is playing with the duck.

[Jeff Oskay]

They're playing.

[Josh Arnold]

The duck loves her. You know, she loves the dog.

[Chick McGee]

Here's what's gonna happen. At one point, Barley, the golden, is going to nip at the duck. What was the duck's name?

[Josh Arnold]

Louie.

[Chick McGee]

Louie. And he's. Barley is going to get a taste of duck meat, and the next thing you know, there's going to be feathers.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, that. And the. That's so sweet. So silly.

[Josh Arnold]

It is silly and fun.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that. It reminded me. Have you ever seen the. The video of the guy that his golden retriever has? His favorite toy is this duck. It's about the size of a real duck, but it's a very specific design. And the guy dresses up in a suit that is identical to the duck suit.

[Chick McGee]

I've seen what you're talking about, but it's a Gumby thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I think we have the video. Okay. There's the dog. The dog is. He's got his little duck toys. Very happy.

[Chick McGee]

Very happy.

[Tom Griswold]

And then they get him a whole bunch of identical duck toys. And then the owner of the dog walks in dressed like the duck. The dog goes crazy. He's so happy. Look at that tail. You could power a city if you could get the energy on that tail. This guy's gone to so much trouble because this is an identical duck suit to the little ducks that they have.

[Josh Arnold]

I like their house.

[Chick McGee]

It's not his favorite toy.

[Tom Griswold]

It is a nice place.

[Jess Hooker]

That's so fun. What a sweet thing to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that a great.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then the duck goes and gets the. The little duck and runs over to the big duck.

[Jeff Oskay]

Look what I've got.

[Chick McGee]

I've got your kid here.

[Tom Griswold]

So, so sweet. Nice, happy story.

[Chick McGee]

That's the highest compliment a dog can give you if they bring you their toy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

They don't own much, but they're. That's theirs.

[Jess Hooker]

They'll give you what they can.

[Chick McGee]

They want to show it to you. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Very sweet.

[Jess Hooker]

Sweet. My dad had a pet duck when he was.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Then his name was Dobie Gillis. That's what they called him.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. There you go, Tom, you just need a tiny.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I guess Dobie didn't have the goatee, did he?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Major.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, man.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The G stood for Walter, famously.

[Jeff Oskay]

We had a duck with our chickens for about three days. They say you're quackers.

[Josh Arnold]

There's why not go down?

[Tom Griswold]

What happened to them?

[Jeff Oskay]

Quackas got eaten.

[Tom Griswold]

Look, all the coyotes.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think it was wrecked. Raccoon.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

There's a something online who said how to pick up a duck? There's a video.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, first you buy the drink.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Then bread.

[Chick McGee]

You're behind a duck. Here's how to pick up a duck.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

And he tries to come at it from the front. He goes, no, no, no. Come at it from the back. You pick up a dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Makes sense.

[Chick McGee]

Congratulations, you've picked up a duck. That's how. That's what it says.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's today's sweet story.

[Jess Hooker]

That is sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

And now we return to the world of other things. What have you got over there?

[Jess Hooker]

Global sex toy retailer Love Honey has launched an interactive sex map that reveals the intimate shopping preferences of major cities in small towns nationwide.

[Jeff Oskay]

Why are you snitching? Keep that to yourself.

[Jess Hooker]

The sexiest state in America is Utah. Vermont. Vermont. Well, Vermont, no, because they make the most overall sex toy purchases. That's what that's based on.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Vermont.

[Jess Hooker]

The sexiest city in America is Boston. The kinkiest city, which means they have the most bondage purchases, is Arlington, Virginia.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

Right there by Washington, D.C. that makes sense.

[Josh Arnold]

It kind of does.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Virginia is for lovers, right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know, Washington.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. What city would you guess has the most lingerie purchases?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

If I didn't have this in front of me, I would guess Vegas.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Or Atlanta because of the strip clubs.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Jess Hooker]

But we're wrong. It's Fairfax, Virginia.

[Josh Arnold]

How odd.

[Chick McGee]

Virginia's going crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

Could there be one person skewing that?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, well, how is that?

[Jess Hooker]

The most role play purchases overall came from customers in New York City. Jersey City, New Jersey leads in French maid outfits.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's still a thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I think.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

I've never had that in real life. I've never. Role playing is not really dressed like

[Jess Hooker]

a French maid, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I did dress like a French maid for one Halloween. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That is a hot picture. I mean, that's a funny picture.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

But I get it.

[Jess Hooker]

It. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Aette in the movie Clue imprinted on me.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Rest in Virginia earned the distinction of buying the most nipple clamps.

[Tom Griswold]

Virginia, really?

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they're busy.

[Jeff Oskay]

That would go with the bondage stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Badger Minnesota buys the largest condoms.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a shock.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know that badgers have such huge penises.

[Chick McGee]

Badger, Minnesota, it's 30 times their body weight.

[Tom Griswold]

That, that. I wonder if that's one guy again. Again.

[Jess Hooker]

That's that farm fed boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with that.

[Josh Arnold]

Beef eating, whole milk drinking, swinging farm,

[Chick McGee]

that serial killer strength.

[Jess Hooker]

You hear about the city that purchases the most fantasy dildos is Shamrock, Texas.

[Chick McGee]

Hold it it. Yeah. So I'm out.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You've seen them fantasy.

[Josh Arnold]

We've looked at them before.

[Jess Hooker]

They're like usually mythical sci fi demons, tentacles, dragons, a unicorn, like a cat

[Chick McGee]

toy or something on the end.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they're awful looking. You can buy dragon wieners.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And they're like popular.

[Jess Hooker]

Are they funny?

[Tom Griswold]

Can they be used?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it a Game of Thrones thing?

[Josh Arnold]

It's that and all that stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Colorado Springs, Colorado, they purchased the most penis molding kits.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

I mean, I've seen those.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw those on a real sex episode where they were making them at a factory.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

But could it just be two?

[Josh Arnold]

I know, that's the thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

How many are being sold nationwide?

[Josh Arnold]

20, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. The most popular loot lube flavors are Lube flavor.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Jeff nailed it already. He ruined it for us.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, Jeffy guessed the first one, but there's four other ones after that. Mint.

[Tom Griswold]

You guessed Jeff, you guessed strawberry.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is banana on the list?

[Jess Hooker]

Banana is not on the list.

[Josh Arnold]

Bubblegum.

[Jess Hooker]

Bubble gum is number two.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Bubblegum is number two.

[Tom Griswold]

That's disturbing, you freak.

[Jess Hooker]

Followed by cherry, peach, and birthday cake. Hey, Richland, Washington prioritizes women's pleasure by buying the most female orgasm enhancers.

[Chick McGee]

All right, wait a minute.

[Jeff Oskay]

Where's that?

[Jess Hooker]

It's possible female orgasm? Is that what you're asking?

[Chick McGee]

It's possible to enhance an orgasm. What do you got a hold of there?

[Jess Hooker]

You know, you just give it to her.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there you go. All right.

[Jess Hooker]

Davis, California buys the most Fleshlights.

[Chick McGee]

I've never had one of those, but I have been curious.

[Jess Hooker]

Another thing I've thrown away multiple of here. Flashlights. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they're similar to Fleshlights and they're samples given to us from a. Oh, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. But then somehow they become. Somehow they become. Become unwrapped and end up in your guys's drawer in the men's room.

[Chick McGee]

There are people hanging in the hallway with them.

[Josh Arnold]

You're. You're making your way through the hallway. Heaven.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, ho ho. Hey.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, I didn't mean to.

[Josh Arnold]

This one's good. Good. I like the one I'm using.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And lastly Dover Air Force Base in Delaware purchases the most sex dolls.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Josh Arnold]

Air Force are allowed.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I don't know. I mean, what the air base.

[Chick McGee]

We got to get these.

[Josh Arnold]

These fly boys want their. What happened?

[Tom Griswold]

Couldn't we get some round heel hookers for these fly boys?

[Josh Arnold]

They're defending our country.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on. The horniest. There's a list for the horniest home in America. Pat. Congratulations.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's very horny.

[Tom Griswold]

So horny.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I wonder if there's a breakdown of lubricant flavors by state. And I wonder if it's like a peach. Is peach in Georgia, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Tennessee's is Nashville. Hot chicken lube.

[Tom Griswold]

Indiana would be a tender one. Loin.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I lived in Atlanta, I'd be sick of peaches. I would. I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that actually leads to a similar survey in England. Do you have that story?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, not the big butts one. Let's see. What is the other one? Sorry. 20. I know.

[Chick McGee]

God.

[Jess Hooker]

Get it together, Jess. Love Honey's 2026 sex map also reveals that the city of Harrogate in the UK buys the biggest dildos in the country. Tree

[Josh Arnold]

size queens everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

The average dildo purchased in the town measures.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't be filled.

[Jess Hooker]

7.35 inches.

[Chick McGee]

7.3. That's not bad.

[Jess Hooker]

That's average, right?

[Josh Arnold]

For a dildo. You. You would think that would be about average, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'll make a lot of dudes buy them.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the name of that town? So. Ashenshire.

[Jess Hooker]

All right. Here. More news. New research suggests women's backsides play a bigger role in a male's physical attraction than her breasts.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Is everybody in here? Ask guy, boob guy. If you had to pick, which one are you?

[Pat Godwin]

It's all the eyes. Just, you know, it's all in the eyes.

[Jess Hooker]

Give me a break.

[Chick McGee]

Amazingly sensitive.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess I'm going ass.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. If you had to choose.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You have to choose one or the other. Which one is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Ass.

[Pat Godwin]

Ass.

[Jess Hooker]

Ass.

[Tom Griswold]

So they're saying that this is a scientific survey concludes that most men in

[Jess Hooker]

the study rated both features as important. But researchers found a distinct group of men who strongly preferred the butts. And no comparable group that preferred the breasts alone

[Josh Arnold]

at all. Not comparable at all to a.

[Jess Hooker]

No, that's what it's saying.

[Tom Griswold]

But can't you squeeze two breasts together? Make them look like a butt?

[Jess Hooker]

If that's what you're trying to do?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever you say, Tom. And that's okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me turn your boobs into a butt.

[Jess Hooker]

According to the evolutionary frameworks, these features provided ancestral males with visual cues about a potential mate's nutritional status, developmental stability, and fertility.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the term ancestral males mean?

[Chick McGee]

Males. Ancestor. Yeah,

[Tom Griswold]

the ancestors through evolution.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry, I. I missed the.

[Tom Griswold]

Through evolution. It seems that men have made this preference.

[Chick McGee]

Great, great, great grandpa Fergus.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

Like the behind.

[Tom Griswold]

So through natural selection.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If behinds have carried.

[Josh Arnold]

I half listen to that and. And then just jumped to a conclusion that it was some new woke term that would anger me.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Are there any celebratory songs about the front? I mean, obviously, Baby's Got Back certainly is.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, you mean about the breasts.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, to a certain extent. Fergie's My Lovely Lady Lumps.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

My humps.

[Jeff Oskay]

My humps.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is never.

[Chick McGee]

The Bloodhound Gang.

[Josh Arnold]

I never found that sexy at all.

[Jess Hooker]

No. That's weird.

[Josh Arnold]

And I find her sexy, but not.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't the Bloodhound Gang, like, hooray for boobies or something? Isn't that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's the name of the album, I think.

[Pat Godwin]

What does the. My milkshake brings the boys to the yard. Is that something different?

[Josh Arnold]

Milkshake should be boobs, right?

[Pat Godwin]

I thought that was boobs.

[Chick McGee]

I thought that was a boob.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, see, I. No, I thought it was like. I thought it was Jiggly butt shake.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That makes. But milkshake.

[Jeff Oskay]

You would think boobs.

[Josh Arnold]

That's where the milk come from.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Lemonade around the corner.

[Chick McGee]

Look at these.

[Josh Arnold]

You're a lemonade fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you getting back to the old.

[Chick McGee]

You want to be peed on. You're disgusting.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you getting back to the.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I was doing.

[Tom Griswold]

I just said half of it around the corner. Fudge just made that thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's certainly a. That's certainly a classic, but yeah. There's no equivalent to. You've got big butts. What is it? I like big butts and I cannot lie.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

I think the Kardashians had something to

[Jeff Oskay]

do with Cardi B. Megan the stallion.

[Josh Arnold]

JLo was kind of the first, though. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

She kind of brought it back. Yeah. Around again. Yeah. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, coming up, we have today in history, a very exciting day. Also, we have another weird story about the world of fecal transplantation. I know most of us are donors here. Gross says right there in your driver's license. This is a weird. There are two of them. Them. And they're. They're they're rather. They're rather unusual.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to stop talking about boobs and butts so we can talk about poop.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

What kind of man are you?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was stalling.

[Chick McGee]

A part of me died when he decided to be interested in fecal transplants.

[Tom Griswold]

I want. I was stalling so I could hear just a little bit of this.

[Josh Arnold]

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You other brothers can't deny.

[Chick McGee]

And when a girl walks in with

[Tom Griswold]

an itty bitty waist and a round

[Chick McGee]

thing in your face, you get sprung. Would you care to explain to me what sprung means?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm fully aware of what.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Say you're fully erect. Oh, song gets you erect.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have exciting things in the world of news.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't we just do? Coming up. Coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Including the Percy at Peak Street. I was stalling.

[Chick McGee]

Get into the Hyundai getaway. Sales of a Hyundai get away with

[Tom Griswold]

the deals so right it almost feels wrong. Hyundai. The sales event's ending soon, so right now you can get great deals on Hyundai's most popular models, like the Hyundai Santa Fe, the Hyundai hybrid Santa Fe, or the Tucson or the Hyundai Tucson Hybrid. Christie's telling me she gets 35 miles a gallon in her Hyundai. She's at it for three years and for Christie, that's a record. Christy gets new cars all the time. She loves those nice cars and she loves her Hyundai. Plus there's the bold and stylish Elantra with the latest tech. Or go all electric with the Ionic 5 or the Ioniq 9. Get down to your local Hyundai dealer, take a test drive, get away with a deal you'll love during the Hyundai getaway sales event. It's happening right now. More details@hyundai USA.com. once again, H Y U N D A I Hyundai Hyundai USA.com the getaway sales event ends soon. We're coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us anything. Email Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom.com

[Tom Griswold]

coming up just around the corner.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace cos. Hello. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. D deep in thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we got onto a bizarre, incredibly boring topic, but I. It. It got me thinking. Chick, you iron your shirts every now and then, right? Have you ever.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Not since I found this. Delivery, pickup and delivery dry cleaners. I can't get enough.

[Tom Griswold]

I was ironing a linen shirt the other day.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you can't keep up with linen though. It's ridiculous.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's a.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a quick soda.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, but it's in really hot.

[Pat Godwin]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

Stephen Lennon should be ashamed of himself for inventing the linen shirts in really hot weather.

[Tom Griswold]

There's nothing better than linen in any event. But the. I noticed. I didn't notice when I bought the shirt, but it had those little plastic inserts in the collar stays, I believe. I don't know what they're. So I. I wanted to see. Can you. Can you buy those? And of course, like everything else in the world. Yeah, you can buy. You can buy a three pack of shirt collar plastic inserts.

[Josh Arnold]

Like three pair.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, for 12 bucks.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, gosh, that seems high.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you say three?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, three pair.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no, there's no. This is like 50.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's what I would think. So three for 12 must. Those must be nice.

[Chick McGee]

They only sell them an odd number, so you have to. To pick up.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that always the way?

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that the way?

[Jess Hooker]

This is a 100 collar stays for $15.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, those are probably lesser, but they.

[Tom Griswold]

They also. They. I don't know. They make magnetic ones.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that about?

[Tom Griswold]

What did. Yeah, no kidding.

[Jess Hooker]

You can have your name put on them. What?

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't even know anybody could see them.

[Tom Griswold]

They can't.

[Jess Hooker]

They can't.

[Tom Griswold]

That's weird.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

How bored do you have to be to go? Oh, sorry. I spent the last 20 minutes. Minutes putting my logo on my collar. Plastic inserts.

[Pat Godwin]

Just.

[Tom Griswold]

Just everything is out there. There's got to be a factory in China where someone goes in every day and that's what they're making.

[Chick McGee]

Time to make the inserts.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm looking forward to next week. We're doing the penis straws again. That's at least fun. Gotta go home and tell my 4 year old daughter Ming Ming that dad made. Dad made penis straws all day.

[Josh Arnold]

Is her four year old daughter a panda bear there?

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, I forgot all those names.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, do you remember when we were talking about how when they answer the phone they say moshi moshi?

[Tom Griswold]

That's in Japan.

[Jess Hooker]

It's mushy. Mushy. That means I speak. I speak.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's what? That's how they answer the phone.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna speak of history right now, but it's time for our history lesson here in the Baba Time program. Well, this gets into a controversial issue right off the bat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, let's fight.

[Jess Hooker]

Super.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. 3114 BCE.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Chick McGee]

3114. Well, this isn't accurate. This is a best guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's the start of the Mayan long count calendar.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you prefer BC or bce?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just a BC guy. Yeah, I mean, whatever. Neither bother me.

[Jeff Oskay]

Me.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Bc, of course. Before Christ. Bce, before the Common Era for those that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, then I am a BC guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, the guy offensive. That was the start of the Mayan calendar. Famously and incorrectly. Everyone thought the it predicted the world was going to end in 2012. Remember that? But that's not. That was not. Obviously it didn't. A and B. That was. That's not the case

[Jess Hooker]

now.

[Tom Griswold]

On this date, we'll go. We'll skip a few thousand years. And on this date in 1885. I'd forgotten about this. $100,000 had to be raised to pay to build a pedestal for the Statue of Liberty.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks a lot, France.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You couldn't include the pedestal.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess they figured she'd be lying down.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe France went. Hey, we didn't know you were going to put it in the middle of a ban.

[Chick McGee]

We thought she was a tall enough. I don't know why I'm doing Italian for the French people.

[Tom Griswold]

The French put her in heels.

[Josh Arnold]

At least they had the courtesy to shave her armpit.

[Jeff Oskay]

She is.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thank goodness she is wearing sandals, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a whole famous book about her feet.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, there's the hottest book you'll ever read. I'm not serious. I'm sure. Completely serious.

[Josh Arnold]

The only thing they did wrong was that you can't go. You can't squeeze yourself between her toes.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Jess Hooker]

Can you imagine what men would pay if you could?

[Chick McGee]

My God, no one. No, there's no one that can be into that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, they can. Yeah. Huh.

[Chick McGee]

I refuse to believe that of my fellow man.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now on. Oh, this is interesting for you, chick.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1919, the Green Bay packers football club was founded.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Am I correct? Is that the only team owned?

[Chick McGee]

Publicly owned?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I kind of like that idea.

[Jess Hooker]

Were the Browns ever. No.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Considering all of our money goes to pay for the stadiums they play in, why shouldn't we own part of the team?

[Chick McGee]

Somebody turn his mic off.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1919, the Green Bay Packers. Those cheesehead hats made of real cheese.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Human days were rough.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, they got smelly.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, this is a weird story, and I saw this yesterday and I had to do some homework. In 1973, hip hop officially born at a birthday party in the Bronx.

[Jess Hooker]

Hey, say hip hop again.

[Tom Griswold]

Hip hop.

[Josh Arnold]

He really hits those beats. Yeah, hip hop, hip hop.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's like. It's the audio equivalent of picking up a cat turd.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, hip hop.

[Chick McGee]

You know hip hop. That filthy, filthy hip hop.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a great documentary about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was. It was at a birthday party in 1973, and a guy named DJ Cool Herc took out two turntables to extend the drum beats dancers loved known as the break beat. And that is considered to be the beginning of hip hop.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

That differs from hippity hop, of course, which was invented by bunny rabbits many years before.

[Chick McGee]

We were all heading to the barbershop shop and.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was a birthday party, so I'm sure the first rap was probably Happy Birthday. The hoser in the back. Let's get down.

[Jess Hooker]

You nailed it.

[Chick McGee]

The comments of Tom Griswold. Was anyone sitting in the m. Born

[Tom Griswold]

in 1950, the great Steve Wnck was. He was, of course, the guy that

[Chick McGee]

you act like you're his friend.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the guy that had the. He's the guy guy that did the electronic part of the Mac. Etc. Etc.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I thought he did the song Walk the Dinosaur. Wasn't he part of. Was not Was.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's. That'd be a great parody band.

[Chick McGee]

Great song.

[Pat Godwin]

I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet Don was. Would be into it. He's a great guy.

[Chick McGee]

They do a great version of Papa Was a Rolling Stone too.

[Josh Arnold]

That is good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Don was. If you ever hear an interview with Don was.

[Chick McGee]

I. I questioned his hat wear, but.

[Tom Griswold]

But he. He's one of these guys, when he's being interviewed, he actually thinks before he speaks.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, what's that like?

[Tom Griswold]

I know I can't do that. But he'll ask. They'll ask him a question. He'll go, okay. He's a real bright guy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A tremendous musician and a Detroit guy. Let's see now. Happy birthday. Oh, he's not here with us anymore. Hulk Hogan.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Terry Bolia, it says. Oh,

[Chick McGee]

pretty good doc on Netflix talks about.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't watched it yet. I'm nervous.

[Jess Hooker]

Does it bum you out?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's sad as the day is long.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I kind of just want to remember Hulkamania.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I know.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

What was his move? The atomic something. The atomic flying leg or something?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no, that's.

[Jess Hooker]

No, the people's elbow was the rock. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Viola Davis, actress, born in 1965 and she's good.

[Chick McGee]

Her son, Cello.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Maxwell Hooker was born today. Happy birthday.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Max.

[Josh Arnold]

Happy birthday.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. My son's 23 today.

[Josh Arnold]

23.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. Now, podcaster Joe Rogan, by the way, I was thinking, if Rogaine worked, which it doesn't, he'd be the guy because he's got a shaved head, he's bald.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And is he clean shaven like the whole or just like a tight. Okay, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine? Hi, I'm Joe Rogan for Rogaine. And he comes out looks like, you know, mo are the Three Stooges. That'd be a. That'd be a great product. Certainly the most muscular of comedians, wouldn't you say?

[Josh Arnold]

One of.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's the most physically fit comedian out there?

[Pat Godwin]

That's right. He is Bulk.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. That's a good answer. And lastly, Chris Hemsworth, actor.

[Chick McGee]

Thor.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Favorite Hemsworth. Chris or Liam. Take your time.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going. Chris.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I kind of lean toward Liam. Ah, he makes the smaller movies.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he does. I mean, I think they're both talented.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

I think Liam was with Miley for a while, right? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They should put a cap on married.

[Jeff Oskay]

She said that she lost her vt.

[Pat Godwin]

Him.

[Jeff Oskay]

I didn't know that. I just read an article this morning about it.

[Tom Griswold]

How odd, how odd that you continued reading.

[Chick McGee]

I completed.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was done.

[Chick McGee]

Is this why you were in line at the convenience store? You're looking for somebody to fight?

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up in the world of news we have. The fecal transplant is back in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Super.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, this is very gut. Health is very important. And I'm not sure who was the first one to get that idea, but God bless them again. Plus we have if there's karma,

[Jess Hooker]

you

[Chick McGee]

somehow are going to undergo a fecal transplant.

[Tom Griswold]

I want you to know I'm a donor. That's all I'm saying. We're going to return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob

[Chick McGee]

and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel. Oh, hey, welcome back to the Bomb and Tom Show. I screwed that up. Shut up. Shutting up. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios.

[Tom Griswold]

Like to apologize to everyone listening.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, hello.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know why I did that.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Hosk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, pretty lady.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace always has to go deep macho. Ace, what would it require to get you to dress up as a woman and do this show?

[Josh Arnold]

Ton of money. What are you willing to pay?

[Jeff Oskay]

Pay?

[Josh Arnold]

100 bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

That seems a little steep.

[Josh Arnold]

Not a 50.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Apparently not.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to get you. We had a news story here a few minutes ago about some kind of a. Some company that makes. What's it called? Love Honey. They make sex toys and that sort of thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they did a survey of the whole. They have whatever the sexiest city is. Boston. This is based on the purchasing of their product. But one of the things that was unusual was the most popular lube flavors. Strawberry, bubblegum, cherry, peach, and birthday cake. In that order. It just seems odd to me, but Mr. Oski guessed right away strawberry would be the favorite.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't. Do you like tasting loot like I wouldn't want?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know who's using this.

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't want that either.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care. Care for that. I don't care for anybody who like. Hey, we need to get new flavored lube. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I. I have a nice letter here.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely not.

[Tom Griswold]

It says, dear Tom, I don't know how you missed this, but there is a peanut butter flavored lube.

[Jess Hooker]

I think there's any flavor.

[Tom Griswold]

It's called Jiffy Lube.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it Jiff?

[Tom Griswold]

Choosy mothers choose Jeff.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Is that your Jiffy does?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that your go to peanut butter?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm pretty brand loyal now. I use the natural Jif. I think it tastes great.

[Chick McGee]

I feel like if I didn't use Jif peanut butter, Greg Warren would be mad at me and might not ever speak to me again.

[Josh Arnold]

He'd be annoyed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm a Jif guy too, so I think we're all on the same page.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like the Peter Pan peanut butter and it gives me the creeps.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know why Annette Fenicello.

[Chick McGee]

Is that why I. Annette Funicello. What did she do? She was my first.

[Josh Arnold]

She was after she advertised Peter Pan.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, choosy mothers. No, she was a choosy mother.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think she was a gif. A gif lady really? Let me. I'll look it up.

[Chick McGee]

We're gonna put that up on the board.

[Tom Griswold]

On a different note, I was talking with Mr. Oski during the break, and his. I admire his father very much. He's an engineer. He does all kinds of cool stuff.

[Jess Hooker]

He was here yesterday.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't introduce me to him.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, you were busy.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks. Okay. I would have liked. I. I admire your dad very much. He built a sailboat, a wooden sailboat, which I. The coolest thing ever.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I was wondering about how he got. If he built it. Specs based on the size of the sails, etc. Etc. And you were telling me that he. The mat. He had to purchase the mast and. Can you explain.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right. He had to purchase the mast from a couple hours away. And I was like, how are you going to pick that up? And he's like, I'm going to tie it to the side of my car. And I go, is that legal? And he goes, we'll find out. And he did. He tied a gigantic mass that hug like 10ft off the front and off the back and took it down the

[Chick McGee]

highway all the way home.

[Tom Griswold]

Hilarious. That is so funny.

[Jess Hooker]

If I was going to trust a guy to do it, it would be your dad.

[Pat Godwin]

But.

[Tom Griswold]

But it kind of reminded me, what is the dumbest way you've ever. Not that your father was stupid. What is the dumbest way you've ever transported anything?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I've got one.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I have actually. I've been the guy that had a mattress on the ceiling with my buddy and I. Holding it out the windows. Yeah. I mean, right here. Right down the road here. I got. There's a place here where you get on the freeway and you get off of it maybe quarter mile later.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I remember thinking, we could. We can make it. And I remember getting at a snail's pace to move this thing. Dumbest thing you've ever moved like that.

[Jess Hooker]

I had. I was trying to do a project alone as a girl. That was dumb. I'm gonna say it. And. But I know now why you guys load wood straight. Like it's. It touches the back of the truck and then it hangs straight out the back. Right in the middle.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Why you don't position it to hang out the corner of the truck.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Because you're gonna hit stuff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. And I. And I. And I hit a mailbox.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So then I was like, oh, that's why.

[Tom Griswold]

So you had the wood going perpendicular to the direction of the vehicle.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, yeah, because more of it would fit if you went corner. Yeah. And I thought that was a safe way to do it. And then I was like, oh, that's why you do the flag and you do it in the middle and you tie it all. That makes a lot of sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I always get a kick out of seeing the guys with the mattress or whatever it is.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's a comic named Stuart Huff who has the best mattress joke ever. He goes, whenever I see a guy driving with the mattress on the roof, he's like, look at the confidence in that guy. He goes, I don't even bring a condom on a date.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good joke. That is a good joker.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Chick McGee, you and I were both incorrect regarding something we were recently talking about. And that Venicello push. Skippy Peanut butter.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a gun. Boy, oh, boy. She was on the Mickey Mouse club. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Never got that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the Mickey Mouse club.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I got the Mickey. I never got Annette Funicello as being attractive.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I thought she was pretty wholesome.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah. But she's.

[Josh Arnold]

And she had giant cans.

[Jess Hooker]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. Just never, never, never dug her. Sorry.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now, where's Skippy Rank? Is that above a Peter Pan and below a Jet?

[Josh Arnold]

Honestly, I'd have to do a taste test. I haven't had either of them those in years. Skipping decades. I'll say.

[Jess Hooker]

Like the teal blue color top. Does that sound right? Yeah. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Should we do a taste test?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, why not?

[Tom Griswold]

A blind taste test.

[Jess Hooker]

One of these days I can. Yeah, we can get that done.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I just hope my world isn't blown up if one of them is better than Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'd be terrible.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

You're gonna have to keep it to yourself.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. I mean, my. Everything would change.

[Chick McGee]

I'm. I'm gonna blow your. Your mind right now. Number one brand in America. Jif, then Skippy, then Peter Pants.

[Jess Hooker]

Third, I would believe that.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the. What's the organic stuff called? Like Nano or something?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I don't. It starts with an N. You're right. The kind we have here.

[Josh Arnold]

But let's just stick with those three. Let's not go to the weirder.

[Pat Godwin]

They have.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they have. They have Teddy's peanut butter.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Teddy's two Ds. I. E. And Justin's peanut butter.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good one. That's the one that Starbucks has.

[Josh Arnold]

Justin's is good.

[Jess Hooker]

Justin' good. And Barney's almond butter. No, it's. I'M honest.

[Chick McGee]

It's. I think it's Barney Kroger.

[Jess Hooker]

I think it's Barney. And it's. It's a green label and it's.

[Josh Arnold]

I just. It's just a funny name.

[Jess Hooker]

Almond. Almond butter.

[Tom Griswold]

Guess who makes Jeff now, speaking of

[Chick McGee]

food, Smuckers makes Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

With a name like Jeff, it has to be good. Signal me when you're done.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a. Today's the day.

[Josh Arnold]

Why did he even put microphones in front of me? I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I'm talking.

[Tom Griswold]

I enjoyed your Smuckers hunk. Speaking of cooking Hooker the cooker, we have our poll [e-mail] you can choose between three things that she'll cook next week for us. The fresh corn cakes or the green room cookies or the Jess's High School breakfast sandwich. Is there an explanation on the website of what a little bit of what these are, or do you just have to go based on the name?

[Jess Hooker]

No, you just have to go based on the name.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you give us a little bit of a description again?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. The corn cake is repurposed. I know that sounds gross to say I'm repurposing bread, but if you have stale bread, you can rehydrate it and use it. And so I had fresh corn, and this kind of just came together by accident. Accident. So I thought I'd expose you guys to it.

[Tom Griswold]

And again, the corn is not from a can.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's fresh corn. It was. It was corn stand corn. Yeah. But I made corn milk out of that and then I added it to the cake.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds pretty complicated.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a little complicated.

[Tom Griswold]

Or the green room cookies are what again?

[Jess Hooker]

Those are our Biscoff cookies. But then I dipped them in pancake batter and air fried them. Kind of like a deep fried Oreo Inspiration. Ooh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Those Biscoff cookies are awfully good.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, these are the biscoffs with the vanilla frosting in the middle. The sandwich ones. Those are fire.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we vote for all three? Oh, sorry. What's the third one? High school breakfast sandwich.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's the breakfast sandwich I used to make on my way to school or that I would eat on my way to school. And it's just a. A handcrafted sausage patty between two Little Debbie honey buns.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And I think Little Debbie's key. They're the gooiest honey bun.

[Josh Arnold]

The thing that is called the honey Bun.

[Jess Hooker]

The honey bu. Well, but wonder makes a honey bun,

[Josh Arnold]

and it's called the honey bun.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know that's what I was at. I don't know what that one's called. I have a whole box of them hidden in my desk.

[Tom Griswold]

When you were a kid, did you ever have that? Have one of your friends do the song, I'm in the mood for love Simply because you're near me. Funny, but funny butt. Who's got a funny butt?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know that song.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently nobody did that. So much for my childhood memories. Thanks a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, that's the thing. Thing. That is your childhood.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Funny butt. Who's got a funny butt?

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

First off, we weren't walking around singing who's in the Mood for Love?

[Tom Griswold]

And how many of us.

[Chick McGee]

How many of us in the room, other than Tom, attended summer camp?

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't go to summer camp.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody.

[Jeff Oskay]

I went to Boy Scout camp.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, My parents liked me.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a church camp for four days. So. Yeah, otherwise, I heard those things were

[Tom Griswold]

just hot baby beds for, you know, a little.

[Josh Arnold]

A little bit of love.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, that was band camp.

[Chick McGee]

They weren't had. They didn't have the campers out on the dock pissing on each other like at your camp.

[Josh Arnold]

Certainly didn't have the homosexual slash incestuous

[Chick McGee]

undertones of your playing naked superheroes with your brothers.

[Josh Arnold]

Camp Jack, my brother.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think these are exaggeration. Coming up. What have we got at the news desk?

[Jess Hooker]

Feal transplant.

[Chick McGee]

Funny butt. Funny butt.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, brother, do you have a funny butt? Show it to me. Put it in my face. Nobody.

[Jess Hooker]

Just me, a naked lady in a fire truck, in the mood for love and meteor showers.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, the naked lady stole the fire truck.

[Jess Hooker]

She did?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's going on there?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I do want to find out what's going on.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a story. She has a reason.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Coming up, a naked lady stealing a fire truck. We have fecal transplants and the Percy meteor shower. Like it or not, you're taking a shower coming up in a couple of days. Okay? These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is on vacay. When she get back tomorrow. That's going on.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep, Yep. This is the last, the last day you guys have to deal with me for a while.

[Chick McGee]

That's Jess. Jess Hooker. You thank news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, indeed. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Jess Hooker]

Bye.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello. I am Chick. Hello, Tom. What are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

You're doing a great job, Jess, and we'll look forward to seeing you again soon.

[Jess Hooker]

Also, I'll be back Friday because I'll have black bean, brownie batter ball. Super.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that sounds like a tongue twist.

[Jess Hooker]

Black bean, brownie batter balls.

[Tom Griswold]

Black bean. Oops.

[Chick McGee]

Brown or brownie?

[Tom Griswold]

Brownie batter balls.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, that should.

[Tom Griswold]

That's like a test for broadcasters.

[Chick McGee]

Big black rubber baby buggy bumpers.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now, you're doing a great job. I appreciate it. You're also going to be doing next week. We're letting people vote today.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And what you're going to do next week, once again, go to bobandtom.com you'll see what I'm talking about about Hooker the Cooker. She's got some great videos on our YouTube channel. While you're at it, check out what we got going on. We're getting a whole bunch of new stuff on the website and the vip. We're about to have a little surprise there for you, et cetera, et cetera. But right now, let's go back to the news desk. What have you got?

[Jess Hooker]

Authorities in Wisconsin arrested a naked woman accused of stealing a fire department pickup truck.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Pleasant Prairie police said the woman climbed into the truck, turned on its emergency lights and drove away from the fire station.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, I bet she was screaming and laughing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

Once officers tracked the woman down, they soon discovered that she was not wearing any clothes. When questioned, the woman said that she was naked because she was, quote, supposed to meet somebody.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, how about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, maybe. I wonder if they hadn't met before. Hey, by the way, when you get to the square where we're meeting. Yeah? I'll be the one in the fire truck with no clothes on.

[Jess Hooker]

The 36 year old was charged with operating a motor vehicle without the owner's consent. Huh? Nothing? No. Lewd and lascivious conduct?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, or criminal mischief.

[Tom Griswold]

Who knows what the defining charge should be? But is this a meth thing?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I don't think so. I, I have a loaded. Maybe she needed to get where she was going quicker than, I don't know,

[Josh Arnold]

clothes would slow her up.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, I mean, the fire truck and the siren help get her there quicker.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's just a pickup truck though.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's true.

[Josh Arnold]

I wish it was a full sized fire truck.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we had that not too long ago. We know that was an ambulance the guy stole, but at least he was wearing clothes.

[Josh Arnold]

Have we seen this broad?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there you go.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey.

[Pat Godwin]

Geez, I think I know her.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I need a bag over that face.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's that guy? I wanted to see a picture of the woman.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man, that is rough.

[Jess Hooker]

We all had that. It was a, a real hot lady in there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Maybe she got naked to distract from her face.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, maybe she's a butter face. Maybe she's got a hot body under the orange jumpsuit.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she could be a bengal.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, you don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Ugly helmet, great uniform.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you guys ever had the woman do the, the raincoat gag where she shows up at your house and she's completely naked? You have Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

I, I nodded. I didn't say anything to the microphone.

[Tom Griswold]

That's, that's Pat's code, you know.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Pat's code.

[Chick McGee]

There's nothing Saturn in the man is scared to death.

[Josh Arnold]

I, I, I've not had that.

[Jess Hooker]

You haven't had that?

[Tom Griswold]

So what you're suggested is then a, a, a lady would arrive at your home underneath her raincoat, there's nothing on, and she, you answer the door and she flashes you and.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, or, or vice versa. You come to her house and she answers.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think, I don't think that's ever happened.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

A man in just a raincoat. No. Absolutely.

[Jess Hooker]

That's two.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, Pat, if that does happen to you. It did happen to me.

[Chick McGee]

If you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. If you play your cards right, then you can do her laundry and get her dressed.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. All right. Yeah. I was just. I mean, I. You see it in the movies.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you done that for someone?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. I've had a 90.

[Jess Hooker]

You've had. Oh, she was wearing the raincoat, but she had a 90 on underneath. Okay. Oh, a long coat. Got it.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it. I like the idea if she took an Uber or a cab.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Cuz then there's like a little bit of danger. Yeah. Yeah. But otherwise I don't really. That's not something I need.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, you mean the danger of her being nude in public? Semi nude in public, like.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Not that she doesn't have a ride home. That seems dangerous. What if this doesn't work out.

[Tom Griswold]

Now? Coming up. We have time. What do you got over there?

[Jess Hooker]

Tom's favorite story of the day. Scientists say the next treatment for insomnia could come from an unlikely source. Fecal transplants.

[Josh Arnold]

That is highly unlikely.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

The exact opposite is happening. If I know I have to take one of those pills, I'm up all night.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Researchers found that ingesting capsules containing fecal microbes from healthy donors helped treat participants. Symptoms of insomnia doesn't help your morning breath.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Pat, you'll have to change your CPAP to a C. Crap.

[Pat Godwin]

C Crap.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You think they wouldn't. They just go with suppositories?

[Jess Hooker]

I. I guess so.

[Josh Arnold]

They're just saying a healthy gut biome, you sleep better.

[Chick McGee]

Sleep better.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Then take a probiotic.

[Josh Arnold]

I know we have to jump right to putting someone else's poop in my

[Jess Hooker]

body, but they use this for.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope it's a pill, not a chewable.

[Jess Hooker]

They use this for colorectal cancer.

[Tom Griswold]

They do it for all. It's for all kinds of things.

[Jess Hooker]

I think Technotaro had this. She used this to treat something.

[Josh Arnold]

This is the first time though, that we've heard of it. For insomnia.

[Jess Hooker]

Right. But I'm saying since they like many pills, they use it for one thing and they realize they found.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, hey, by the way, everybody's sleeping better.

[Jess Hooker]

So weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the other story on the same topic is treatment for peanut allergies.

[Josh Arnold]

It's helping fecal transplant.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the story. Researchers at Boston Boston's Children's Hospital have found a promising solution for peanut butter allergies and peanut Allergies, Fecal transplants.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Researchers use frozen. And they. This is in this article. They call them, quote, unquote, poop pills to transfer good bacteria strains from donors with healthy gut biomes to young adults with severe peanut allergies. 36 pills taken over a few hours. 3 participants improved. Improved when tested 4 months later.

[Josh Arnold]

So what does that. You know, you wonder what improved means.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They were 98 allergic. Now they're 96%.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, I just. I think I'd be rather just not eat peanut butter for the rest of my Life.

[Jeff Oskay]

The other 30 participants were vomiting their guts out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if they tell you what they're giving you.

[Josh Arnold]

They must.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, legally, they probably have to, I would assume. Would they just give it a. They say this is a microbiome.

[Jess Hooker]

Not if you're a test subject. You could be a part of the placebo. So.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean, do they say, by the way, what you're doing? This was.

[Josh Arnold]

Hopefully we.

[Tom Griswold]

We were able to find a donor. It's your brother.

[Chick McGee]

Again with the brother.

[Josh Arnold]

Thinly veiled, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

There's no veil at all.

[Josh Arnold]

The man's in love with his family.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

I just want to go there at Christmas would be awkward.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. This is a big thing in the world of gut health. So very important.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, but there's so many other ways

[Tom Griswold]

to treat your gut. I mean, these scientists know what they're doing, and they've decided this is the way to go.

[Jess Hooker]

I read a thing the other day that said if you tan your tummy for, like, you know, a few minutes a day, that that helps rest, upset your belly and your gut health. So, like the UV rays, was this

[Tom Griswold]

from a medical medical journal or was this some influencer? Like the idiots that. Remember the people that had people sitting on their balconies in Malibu tanning their

[Josh Arnold]

taints pemf, that kind of thing? Yes, there is some evidence for it.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Just tanning. I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. Okay. All right. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, didn't you have a song about the. The tanning of the taint?

[Pat Godwin]

I think I did.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the story, Jeff? The. The notion. I'm trying to think.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh Brolin did it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the. The actor Josh Brolin read about this. That it was important to have parts of your body that aren't exposed to the sun. Exposed to the sun. And although he's a fine actor, apparently he's an idiot because.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, he. He tried any worse against it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He got badly sunburned down there exposing his genitals to the harsh sunlight. Pat, how does your song go?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it calls Nothing could be finer than some sun on your vagina in a. Nothing could be sweeter than to tan under your peter in the morning

[Tom Griswold]

where

[Pat Godwin]

the sun don't normally shine. Between the B hole and the noddies. Get some rays on that. Behind you. Trendy hotties. Oh man, you gotta see them. Tanning the perineum in the morning. Legs up in the air with no panties on down there makes me horny. Oh ladies, tan your taints if only for a day. And that big vitamin D energy is coming your way. Oh, nothing could be finer than some sun on your vagina in the morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Who was that guy?

[Tom Griswold]

That was great. Thank you, Pat. Yeah, the, this, the idea was apparently experts are warning against this trend. It's a tick tock trend friend called perineum sunning. Perineum, of course the area between the, as you say, the, the naughty and the B hole. The idea is the, the notion rather is that this is going to improve your vitamin D. And they interviewed a gynecologist, Dr. Stephanie. Wow, her. I swear to God. Her LA. It says. I'm not kidding. Dr. Stephanie. Uh, it's spelled O O I sea cruise, right? Yeah. Ooey baby. Dr. Stephanie. Uwe, there's a pronouncer here and it says it rhymes with gooey. Dr. Ui said this is a classic example of social media medical misinformation which in some cases can be damaging or dangerous. So you don't have to, you don't have to tan your taint.

[Jess Hooker]

The vitamin D. The thought is, is that the, the skin is thinner and you get more or more. More body area exposed to the sun. I wonder.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think the idea is people that are giving medical advice on the Internet are idiots in my humble opinion.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you have to pick and choose. It's like anything else.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you know which is the better?

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know what, you have to, you know, do a little homework.

[Tom Griswold]

You do it from a trained scientist slash physician or some of those aren't on some guy, some guy who lives in his bed basement at his parents house. What else have you got over there, Ms. Hooker?

[Jess Hooker]

Space News Space. Yeah. The Perseid Summer lights show is back and viewing conditions are especially promising for the northern hemisphere. The best views will be between midnight and dawn on Wednesday night into Thursday morning. So August 12th and 13th when the constellation Perseus is in is high in the northern sky.

[Pat Godwin]

High.

[Chick McGee]

So high.

[Jess Hooker]

According to NASA, as many as 50 to 100 meteors per hour may be visible under ideal conditions.

[Josh Arnold]

On. Yeah, always pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's great.

[Chick McGee]

You're supposed to make wishes on those, right? Or is that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you can wish on a falling star.

[Chick McGee]

Is that considered a falling star? Or meteors or.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm not.

[Josh Arnold]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it counts a lot of wishes.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Make a list.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What did you say? 100.

[Jess Hooker]

100 to. Or 50 to 100 years?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'll be fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Per hour.

[Chick McGee]

And then there's another total solar eclipse tomorrow I think. But we're not. Our area is not in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Totality of it.

[Tom Griswold]

But Greenland or something.

[Pat Godwin]

Spain, I think.

[Chick McGee]

I think the Walruses or whatever's on Greenland.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're going to love it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the snow bunnies or whatever the heck they got up there.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you know, Greenland. Jack. Jack Bunny, Solid white.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up we have a really cool story about a. It's not a Guinness World Record, but it's from Guinness. But it probably should be a Guinness World Record involving their own product. Oh yeah, we'll get to that when we come back.

[Chick McGee]

Like how many car bombs you can drink in an hour?

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that's gotta be.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know what a car bomb is?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a. It's a liquor in a beer or something.

[Chick McGee]

Not just any liquor. It's gonna. You use Guinness and Jameson.

[Jess Hooker]

Drop a shot of Jameson, drop a

[Chick McGee]

Jameson into the Guinness.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is that where you actually drop the glass itself into the glass and

[Jess Hooker]

then you drink it? You got to drink it before it curdles. Is that what that is?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's not what it involves. But it does involve Guinness stout I love. Which we'll find out about right now.

[Chick McGee]

Fat beer.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to tell you about Refi.

[Chick McGee]

Refi.

[Tom Griswold]

What am I talking about? I'm talking about American finance. They specialize in mortgages. And one of the things they're talking about a lot right now is refinancing a house. If you've got your house, say you've owned it for five years, it's probably worth 30, 40% more than it was when you bought it just those few years ago. 10 year old a home might be doubled in value. You can take advantage of that not by selling it, but by refinancing it and pulling some of that cash out. Maybe you want to pay off those credit cards. You're paying 20 plus percent interest on this is what they do at American Financing. They've got a staff there that will ask you for zero upfront money and they'll tell you in about 10 minutes if this might work for you. It depends on your situation, obviously. Depends on where you live, et cetera, et cetera. They've got a program right now that for some folks is delaying two mortgage payments. So lock up your rate before September. By the way, interest rates might be going up. So act on this quickly if you can by calling American Financing at 866-889-2611. Once again, that's 866-889-2611 or go to American Financing.net and once again go to American Financing.net BobandTom so they know that we sent you there. Please. Once again, a strong chance of an interest rate hike coming up in September could cost you a lot of money. But right now, take advantage of this offer and refinance your place. It might suit your situation, I don't know. But it's certainly worth checking out. Takes about 10 minutes. No obligation and no upfront fees. Once again, it's americanfinancing.net in MLS.

[Chick McGee]

1-82334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org APR for rates in the 5 start at 6.32%. For well qualified borrowers, call 866-889-2611. For details about credit costs and terms, visit american financing.net Bob and Tom. Average savings based on borrower borrowers who save over 199.99. Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, you're digging. Dig it. I can dig it. She can dig it.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back.

[Tom Griswold]

I can dig it.

[Chick McGee]

Shut it. To the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Jess Hooker at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Win.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Pack. There's Jeff Osk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hey, man. You're good.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is that better?

[Chick McGee]

You want to go?

[Jeff Oskay]

I feel like I'm on your nerves today.

[Chick McGee]

I want to go outside. No, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

What of it?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. See, there you go. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you always have that guy when they would take attendance and there was a substitute, the one Dick the would always go present. Remember that guy?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Am I the only one that had that?

[Josh Arnold]

No. It would happen. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I always wanted to Say yo though. And I never in my mind I said yo. But I would say here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yo.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have a new story coming up from Ms. Hooker. The topic is what? Ms. Hooker,

[Jess Hooker]

which one do you want? Do you want the penis one or do you want the beer one?

[Chick McGee]

Penis. Penis.

[Josh Arnold]

Penis. Penis. On a hot day, I'd rather have a beer. Yeah, beer.

[Jeff Oskay]

They're both.

[Tom Griswold]

We have time for both. They're both.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. This isn't the avocado penis, is it?

[Jess Hooker]

No, that's an off. That's the off air.

[Chick McGee]

That's the off air.

[Josh Arnold]

And that guy's getting treatment.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. A historic phallic shaped woodland in Scotland known to locals as the Penis woods is being chopped down.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Jess Hooker]

According to stv, the landmark officially called Castle Crawford Wood Wood rises up a hillside south of bigger South Lancashire and is visible from a major highway.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, you have a shot of this thing. Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

This is.

[Josh Arnold]

You gotta really want to see.

[Tom Griswold]

It's an area with almost no trees.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you, if your penis looks like that, see a doctor.

[Josh Arnold]

Good lord, you got to be looking for wiener to see that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And believe me, I've looked for wiener.

[Jess Hooker]

It has become known as the trenus of Penis woods thanks to its unusual form.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's. Imagine a thousand trees planted in such a way that they stand out in contrast to the others. And it looks like a giant phallus

[Chick McGee]

at the outline of them on the forest floor.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's known as the. As you said, trenus.

[Chick McGee]

When I heard this, I thought the penises. The trees were shaped like penises. Penises.

[Jess Hooker]

I did too. Yeah, I did too. It's like a species of tree.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it's like a. A pepper grinder.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's not a piano.

[Jess Hooker]

Doesn't even have any balls.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not my piece.

[Chick McGee]

Where are the balls?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Come on, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever seen the.

[Chick McGee]

Have I ever seen a ball? Let me look. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever see the photographs of the forest that was replanted by the Hitler Youth? Oh, ever seen that?

[Chick McGee]

How did you. How did you come across this picture?

[Jess Hooker]

What are you googling?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. I read history.

[Chick McGee]

Ever seen.

[Tom Griswold]

And the. They planted a different varieties of trees.

[Chick McGee]

Uhhuh.

[Tom Griswold]

So the. The Nazi swastika appeared.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

In the forest on the side of the mountain.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, I mean, I mean, it's okay, but that's what they were doing.

[Josh Arnold]

What do they do?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a marketing 101. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But it didn't. It didn't blossom until years later when.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, the contrasting colors of the

[Chick McGee]

trees so wasn't supposed to last hundreds of years.

[Josh Arnold]

Why does it say why they're cutting this down?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. These trees have. It's the end of its natural life cycle. So in their experience experiencing significant wind blown trees and they're unstable. I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'd like to show.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the.

[Josh Arnold]

The arrogance to go up to a bunch of trees and go yeah, this is the end of your natural life cycle. And then cut them down.

[Chick McGee]

Cutting them down.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

In the most unnatural fashion possible.

[Tom Griswold]

Never had that neighbor that cuts his trees down. He doesn't like raking the leaves.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's how I know. That's how neighborhood fights start.

[Jeff Oskay]

I blow all mine into his yard.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Good for you.

[Jess Hooker]

They will re erect a mix of tree species to help sustain the woodland long.

[Josh Arnold]

That's good.

[Chick McGee]

Is there anything better than the re erect?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, yeah. You get that latency period and then you.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, we're back.

[Tom Griswold]

What's your latency period now? Three, four days.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna say six to eight weeks.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I'm with you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, me too.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now this next story is not a Guinness world record, but it should be.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. A pair of divers found a 162-year-old bottle of Guinness in a shipwreck off the coast of England.

[Chick McGee]

162 year old bottle still sealed. I'm guessing. Guessing.

[Jess Hooker]

The BBC reports that Belgian underwater photographer Stefan Panis.

[Tom Griswold]

Panis.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, it's penis with an A. It is discovered the bottle buried in a shipwreck off Dover last year when Mr. Panis and his friend Eddie Hussy surfaced.

[Chick McGee]

This is like a cartoon.

[Tom Griswold]

I should have changed with Eddie Howsy. And these guys are diving deep. They find this wreck and they find this bottle that's from whatever it is. 1864. 1864. That's not opened.

[Chick McGee]

No, I guess it would be. He's amazed by this. I'm trying to help, believe me. I guess it'd be okay to drink. Right?

[Jess Hooker]

It's. It's a possibility that it could be drinkable. Still is what they're saying. They're gonna have it checked.

[Chick McGee]

Drink, drink, drink room.

[Jess Hooker]

They need to. They're gonna find an expert to declare that it's safe. But they, they want to try it.

[Tom Griswold]

But the story goes on to say they can actually recover the DNA and they'll be able to rebrew a beer that will taste just like Guinness. Would have tasted in the 1860s. That's the kind of a cool thing.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

It is cool, but I don't like that it's changed that much. I don't like hearing that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the taste has changed.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they don't know.

[Chick McGee]

That's bogus.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

When I was a kid, I can remember my mom would say, chicken no longer tastes like chicken when I was a kid.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I know, but there are two

[Josh Arnold]

things going on there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Your mother was a complainer. Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Hormones and things change like that. But the. Your taste buds are completely different.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

When you're older.

[Jeff Oskay]

Absolutely.

[Jess Hooker]

Like every seven years, like, it's.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. You have a whole new tongue. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I can't tell you the love affair I'm having right now with mustard. Oh, really? I could not care for mustard until, like, I'm gonna say, say six months ago. I can't get enough mustard now.

[Tom Griswold]

That's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

I'm telling you.

[Tom Griswold]

And it goes the other way, too.

[Chick McGee]

Put a mustard on your face and I'll lick it.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't eat sushi anymore. I used to eat it all the time. Really can't get near it now.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean. Yeah, but anyway, back to the Guinness story.

[Jess Hooker]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The BBC article says that they are going to be able to. Which is kind of interesting, that they can use DNA to recreate the flavors. And I read somewhere that they're experimenting with wine now.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They think they're going to be able to create the exact same taste of a wine artificially. Well, I mean, somehow with DNA readings and stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that also eliminates the great thing about a vintage and stuff. Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I couldn't agree more. Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

But anyway, it. It. We'll see what happens.

[Josh Arnold]

Does jelly have better vintages like wine does?

[Chick McGee]

And if. If it doesn't, why. And why can't they make jelly alcoholic?

[Josh Arnold]

Like what.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll bet there's someone out there who's had a PB and J. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you imagine, though?

[Chick McGee]

The grapes are like 6%.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man. Is that. Is that a 96 Smuckers?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. This was a much better year.

[Chick McGee]

Smuckers from 96.

[Tom Griswold]

What would it have? Describe it in your famous wine terms, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh.

[Jeff Oskay]

This coffee term.

[Josh Arnold]

The 96 is a full nose and. Oh, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Okie.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, Okie. With hints of.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's joyful without being obnoxious

[Chick McGee]

and it'll get you a drunkard and a monkey.

[Jess Hooker]

Should I Try to make peanut butter boozy jelly.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Shut up, you bunch of party pooper.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, when you were a kid, peanut butter and jelly, did you have your mom cut the crust off and then slice it?

[Jess Hooker]

My mom wasn't around.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't mean you. I've met someone whose mom was around. I'm so sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

That's wasteful.

[Jess Hooker]

No, we know. We had to eat our crust. We absolutely had to eat our crust.

[Chick McGee]

If I wanted to get a smack in the head with my pp, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

I'd have him cut off the cross thrown at me.

[Josh Arnold]

So sorry, Little Lord Fauntleroy.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm saying I would cut it off. I'm just saying my dog does Duffy.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Like grape. Grape jelly and peanut butter.

[Chick McGee]

Now you're talking.

[Tom Griswold]

Miss you, Duffy. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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