The BOB & TOM Show - August 12, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – August 12, 2026

Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Date: August 12, 2026
Host(s): Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby
Featured Guests: Frank Caliendo, Ali Breen, Jessica Alsman

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Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers its trademark mix of comedy, quirky news, sports talk, and musical performances. Highlights include comedic musical numbers, tales from recent live events (including nudist camps and celebrity concerts), lively group banter, and special segments like "Sexy Time" with Ali Breen and guest impressions from Frank Caliendo. Topics range from audience letters to the practical difficulties of home life, the intricacies of sports statistics, and the world’s monkey problems.

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Notable Segments, Quotes & Timestamps

1. Opening Musical Comedy

[00:42–03:28]

• Chick McGee debuts an original comedic song about "togetherness," to the amusement of the cast.
• Entertaining interplay between Chick, Pat, Frank Caliendo, and Josh Arnold, with Frank interjecting humor.
• Memorable punchline:
  • Chick McGee [03:04]:
    “I sneak down to the fridge to get a little bite. I see a big fat ass blocking out the light. ‘Cause you there.”
    Tone: Warm, teasing, and classic BOB & TOM camaraderie.

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2. Concert Stories & Celebrity Sightings

[04:35–06:24]

• Christy Lee recounts attending a John Mellencamp concert at the Hollywood Bowl, describing the venue and star sightings (Bill Maher, John McEnroe, Patty Smythe).
• The group riffs on misheard song lyrics:
  • "Sucking on a chili dog outside the Tasty Freeze," and debates if “Tasty Freeze” was regional.
• Josh Arnold [07:07]:
  “For a long time I thought it was ‘outside the taste is free.’ I thought it was just poetic.”

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3. Home Life Antics: Coffee Makers, Puppies & Carpets

[23:58–25:28]

• Tom explains never having had a coffee maker at home despite loving coffee, now facing the pending arrival of one.
• Chick, Christy, and Josh tease Tom about losing control of household decisions (rugs, coffee machines).
• Tom describes puppy potty-training troubles and creative cleaning solutions.
  • Tom Griswold [23:02]:
    “You walk in my house, there are cords everywhere.”

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4. Naked Pickleball: A Fan Letter Inspires a Song

[19:00–21:38]

• A listener writes about seeing nude pickleball at a nudist camp—the inspiration for Pat Godwin’s full-length song “Naked Pickleball,” packed with clever rhymes and playful elder sexual innuendo:
  • Pat Godwin [20:04]:
    “Pickleball, naked pickleball / Sweaty in the summer, nippy in the fall... Playing pickleball, naked pickleball / Except for shoes, they’re wearing nothing at all.”
• The cast laughs at the visual of “flapping parts” and “sagging sacks are waving in the breeze.”

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5. Audience Letters & The Legitimacy of “Sexual Maps”

[25:46–31:54]

• Discussion of Love Honey’s “Sex Toy Map”—data skewed by small sample sizes and outliers (e.g., large condom purchases traced to a veterinarian, not locals with huge anatomy).
• Letters from listeners offer clarification and more trivia (sex dolls on military bases possibly used as mannequins or CPR dummies).
  • Josh Arnold [29:41]:
    “Is there a chance that they’re used as passengers in flights or some kind of training mannequins?”

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6. Cultural Moments: Paul Newman, The Little Rascals, and Generational Gaps

[32:04–34:54]

• Tom bemoans a young babysitter’s lack of knowledge about Paul Newman.
• Lively debate about Newman’s best film; reminiscence about old pop culture.
• “Funny butt” song parody traditions in school.

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7. Listener Letters: Odd Car Cargo & Quirky Photos

[44:42–54:36]

• Listeners share stories and photos of creative cargo transport (mattresses, recliners lashed to car roofs, dogs riding in sunroofs).
• Group fondly recalls the comedy of car travel with pets and wacky stuff strapped onto vehicles.

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8. Sports Talk Highlights

[62:50–66:39]

• Tony Romo’s future at CBS Sports—the panel discusses his leave following legal troubles, possible motivations for the network’s move.
• Chick McGee [63:29]:
  “The decision was to ‘shift attention toward the games, away from the legal situation.’”
• Discussion on sports promotions, including “Pope Hat Night” at a Chicago White Sox game—leading to musings about religion and sporting events.

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9. Monkeys in Professional Sports

[82:26–85:43]

• Tom introduces a hilarious news segment about the 2026 Badminton World Championships in New Delhi combating disruptive macaque monkeys by hiring "monkey impersonators" to scare the real ones away.
• Pat Godwin performs “The Macaque Song,” lampooning the monkey/human confusion:
  • Pat Godwin [86:00]:
    “I don’t like most monkeys, but I like to play with macaque...”
• The cast riffs on monkey behavior, the use of impersonators, and wild monkeys in Florida.

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10. Guest Interviews

Frank Caliendo Impressions & Cameo Stories

[101:01–119:11]

• Frank shares what it’s like on Cameo, doing personalized messages, and demonstrates voices (Tony Romo, John Madden, Chris Berman, Patrick Mahomes, Billy Bob Thornton).
  • Frank Caliendo [116:24]: (Billy Bob Thornton)
    “My kids think I sound like Hank Hill. He does that thing right here where you think he’s talking slow, but he’s actually talking pretty quick. And then he’ll say something in another language and call you a jackass.”

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Ali Breen’s Sexy Time

[141:36–154:22]

• Love and relationship dilemmas from listeners (fetishes, needy boyfriends' affirmations, embarrassing bathroom incidents, secret OnlyFans subscriptions).
  • Ali Breen [152:00]:
    “I ended up puking, pooping, and getting my period all at once. Left the bathroom looking like a cave painting.”
• Panel navigates awkward questions with both sympathy and humor.

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Additional Noteworthy Moments

• [78:30] Badminton Bird Flu Crisis: Bird flu in Asia raises the price of real feathered shuttlecocks; fascinating tangent on why only left-wing feathers are used.
• [92:01] World Record: A hula hooping enthusiast sets a new world record for spinning 33 hoops while suspended upside down.
• [137:51] Powerball Schemes: Friendly—yet suspicious—discussion on lottery pooling, office jackpot sharing, and the perils of pre-emptive resignation plans.

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Running Gags & Quotes

• "Sucking on chili dog..." — repeated callbacks to Mellencamp lyrics and comic misinterpretations.
• Tom’s Obsessions: No-show socks, carpet hatred, and fussy home routines.
• Chick’s Resignation: Playful defeatist humor about being the “middle child” and office dissent.
• Pat Godwin’s Songs:
  • Naked Pickleball [20:04]
  • The Macaque Song [86:00]
  • Meteor Shower [160:06]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Time | Segment | | --------- | ------------------------------------- | | 00:42 | Opening musical comedy | | 04:35 | Christy’s Hollywood Bowl recap | | 10:23 | Nudist camp pickleball fan letter | | 19:00 | “Naked Pickleball” song by Pat | | 25:46 | Letters about “sex toy map” | | 32:04 | Paul Newman/pop culture nostalgia | | 44:42 | Listeners hauling odd things in cars | | 62:50 | Sports: Tony Romo, CBS, Pope Hat Night| | 82:26 | Monkeys at badminton WBC 2026 | | 101:01 | Frank Caliendo interview & impressions| | 141:36 | Ali Breen’s Sexy Time advice segment | | 160:06 | Pat’s meteor shower song/odds & ends |

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Episode Summary & Takeaways

This episode is a classic showcase of The BOB & TOM Show’s spontaneous, collaborative, and irreverent comedy. Musical parodies, discussions of pet and home life woes, bizarre news stories, listener letters, and celebrity guest impressions keep the energy high. The cast deftly balances blue humor with genuine listener engagement, moving from naked pickleball to Powerball conspiracies without missing a beat. Alongside the laughs, the show remains rooted in community—whether reading emails from “nudist camp pickleball players” or dissecting the world’s monkey problems.

Best for: Fans of improvisational radio comedy, pop-culture banter, sports talk with a twist, musical parodies, or anyone interested in riffs on daily life’s absurdities.

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Notable Quote:

"Pickleball...naked pickleball. Sweaty in the summer, nippy in the fall...try not to fall on your pickle!"
— Pat Godwin ([20:04])

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Endnote

To submit your letter, recipe vote, or comment, visit bobandtom.com. Want more? Tune in for their extra episode at 3 PM daily.

Next featured guests: Frank Caliendo (impressionist), Ali Breen (“Sexy Time” advice).

For show content and voting on segments (like “Hooker the Cooker”), visit: YouTube Channel or bobandtom.com.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Commercial Announcer]

Zero sugar. Today.

[Chick McGee]

It's the bob and tom show. This is a song I wrote for a special person.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Each time I need a trusted friend, you're there. With tears to dry and a heart to mend. You're there. And when I'm down in misery and the whole world turns, it's back on me. And I need some love and sympathy. You there.

[Frank Caliendo]

Nice, isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

And when I'm weary and tired of trying, honey, you're there. And anytime I need a shoulder to cry on, you're there. And sometimes when I come home with a heavy heart and weary bones and

[Frank Caliendo]

I need a little time alone, you're there. I want to turn the stereo on, but you're there. I gotta get in to use the john, but you're there. When I wake up lovingly and turn on my pillow hoping to see Kim

[Chick McGee]

Basinger smiling back at me, you.

[Frank Caliendo]

This is more of a good thing than I. I ever plan.

[Chick McGee]

How much damn togetherness.

[Pat Godwin]

The one man stand.

[Frank Caliendo]

Don't get me laughing here.

[Ace Cosby]

All right. Sorry.

[Frank Caliendo]

I want to flop down in my favorite chair.

[Chick McGee]

But you're there. I can't see in the mirror to comb my hair.

[Frank Caliendo]

Cause you're there. When I want a little snack at night.

[Chick McGee]

I sneak down to the fridge to get a little bite. I see a big fat ass blocking out the light. Cause you there. Hey, yellow. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's the bomb. And Tom, show Christy Lee at the news desk. Hello, hello, hello.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Good morning. There's Ace Cosby.

[Frank Caliendo]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. I'm Chick McGee. Tom. Getting all the overnights together?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

At the editor's desk. Got his pulse on the finger of. Oh, wait a minute, the finger. He's got it all going on over there, I'll tell you that. Here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I am together.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, everybody. Hope everybody's okay out there. A lot of bad weather stuff going on. Yes, here and there.

[Chick McGee]

Hither and yon.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll be getting a new gutter at a tree fall in my house or

[Chick McGee]

parts of several alarming video that we, you and I both saw yesterday. On the news, Interstate in Ohio, I think, due to the high winds. Like a Hyundai Elantra driving down the road. And what? It just flipped it right over from the high wind. Oh, boy, what a day I'm having.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now Christy Lee is back in action. Hey, Christy, how are you?

[Christy Lee]

Hi. I'm good. How are you, sir?

[Tom Griswold]

Fine.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't have any trees down.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you were out in Los Angeles, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but I had to come home, and we have a lot of woods where we live, and I was very excited to come home. And, yes, I was at the Hollywood bowl to see John Mellencamp.

[Tom Griswold]

I wasn't.

[Christy Lee]

It was awesome. I had never been to the Hollywood Bowl. You know how you have expectations when you go somewhere, how awesome it's going to be?

[Chick McGee]

I bet you you thought it was much smaller than you could even believe.

[Christy Lee]

A lot older than I thought.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, it opened in 1922. I should have known.

[Chick McGee]

You know, that happens to me a lot when I go around the country. Oh, you're Chick. You're a lot older than I thought you'd be. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. But, like, the little boxes are tiny and your seats are like director's chairs that fold up, you know, it was just kind of surprising. But it was a beautiful show. Celebrity sightings. Bill maher and John McEnroe and Patty Smythe were all there. Of course. Teddy Mellencamp and her rich housewives were there.

[Tom Griswold]

She doing okay?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she's doing real well. Yeah, she looked great.

[Tom Griswold]

Good to hear that.

[Christy Lee]

But it was a great show. I was very happy to be a part of it. It was. Ran into somebody from Indianapolis, where I grew up. Yeah. Went to the bathroom, walked literally into this person. What are the odds?

[Chick McGee]

Pretty high, apparently.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, what are you doing here?

[Tom Griswold]

Being. What are you doing? Dropping a deuce or in the ladies room?

[Christy Lee]

No, John was great. I want to find out. There was a story that he told about if you're Denise in Seymour, Indiana, he had a lot of good things to say about you when you were 13 in a basement party. That's all I'm going to say. And then he went into the song Ain't Even Done with the Night, which was just fabulous.

[Tom Griswold]

Great song.

[Chick McGee]

She calls everybody bae.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, she left a great impression on him. It was a sweet story. John was great. He was in a great mood. It was a lot of fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Good, good.

[Christy Lee]

He only has one more show, I think, tonight in Mountain View near San Francisco, and then the tour's over.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, hello, Denise. Yeah, Denise, We'll Be getting to your letters. I don't know if we have one from Denise, but we may tomorrow.

[Chick McGee]

You think her name on a nickname. Denise. You know what I mean?

[Pat Godwin]

Sucking on a chili dough.

[Tom Griswold]

Tasty Freeze.

[Pat Godwin]

Denise.

[Christy Lee]

Excuse me.

[Tom Griswold]

Thirteen.

[Christy Lee]

Thirteen.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Even by rock. Even by rock star standards.

[Chick McGee]

You can eat a chili dog at 13. What the problem outside the Tasty Freeze.

[Tom Griswold]

Watch. I'm going to get us out of this. I'll extract these.

[Frank Caliendo]

Please.

[Tom Griswold]

I can extract us from conversation real quick.

[Josh Arnold]

I used to think the lyrics in boy, for a long time it was out. Outside, the taste is free. And I thought it was poetic for. Yeah, we're the youth and Youth and freedom.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's certainly valid. Let me ask you this. Was there a tasty freeze in St. Louis where you grew up?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

At least none that I'm aware of.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that was a big deal.

[Josh Arnold]

So, yeah, I was unaware of. Of what? A taste of a Tasty Freeze.

[Christy Lee]

So, yeah, kind of like a Dairy Queen or, you know, outside the taste is free.

[Chick McGee]

He.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, I think he did pop singer. And when that song came out, I swore he was singing Bob Seeger.

[Tom Griswold]

The first time I heard it, I thought he was. I remember the first time I heard that song. We were all in Orlando at Disney World doing a special show and they. They played it from here and I. We didn't have the actual. Whatever you want to call it, CD in front of us. And I thought he was saying, never want to be Bob Seeger.

[Christy Lee]

Me too.

[Tom Griswold]

What's wrong with Bob Seger?

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're just like him. You're. You're both mega millionaires singing great songs. Now, I can extract this from our conversation before mentioning you mentioned chili dogs. We have a poll out there. What is Ms. Hooker going to do next? Next week on Hooker the Cooker, her little video show that we put on our. The Bob and Tom YouTube channel. You can vote there. You have your three options. Head over to the website bobandtom.com and please check in.

[Christy Lee]

Is chili dog one of them?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I thought the topic of food would be generic enough that we could go right there.

[Chick McGee]

Suck it on. Chili down.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The choices are fresh corn cakes, which is a concoction where you take stale bread, rehydrate it and add corn.

[Chick McGee]

Cornbread casserole. Green is different.

[Tom Griswold]

Green room cookies.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And Jess's high school breakfast sandwich, which

[Christy Lee]

she would make Green. Green room cookies to eat.

[Chick McGee]

The biscoff cream filled and pancake batter.

[Christy Lee]

Love those.

[Tom Griswold]

And then.

[Chick McGee]

And then dunked in pancake and Then

[Tom Griswold]

recooked Yum cooked again. So you can vote. Go to bobandtom.com while you're there, you can also click and send us your emails, which we love to hear from you. And we often begin the show reading from you, finding out what's on your mind. We have a request from right away, off the right, off the bat for Patty G. Pat Godwin has his guitar chops back because he can now use his right arm after having shoulder surgery. This letter reads as follows. You guys, I had a cool experience related to one of my favorite Pat Godwin songs. I'm in a ba. I'm in a band in upstate New York. We're known as the Rascal Kings. We recently played a gig at a nudist camp. While there, I noticed they were all playing naked pickleball. Yeah, I had the song stuck in my head all day. Now, you have also played a nudist camp.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, one time. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And when, I mean, you were on stage, in the audience, they were primarily naked, Is that correct?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that was here in this state. And I also did it in Jamaica at Heaton Satanism, where they're all but butt naked out there.

[Christy Lee]

But you were not.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That is an option, I understand.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

For the performers.

[Pat Godwin]

That would be too distracting for the audience. They couldn't keep their eyes off the hog.

[Chick McGee]

He said the hog.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the hog dangling below the guitar.

[Pat Godwin]

No guitar can handle what a hog.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you. Would you play. Would you play a ukulele, Justin, Right above the chest. Made it look a little bigger. Play a. Play a Baby Taylor, one of the smaller guitars. So you look. So you look huge.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't Red Hot Chili Peppers totally naked at woodstock99 or something?

[Ace Cosby]

All of them.

[Chick McGee]

I know Flea was.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they did a thing where they put just a sock over the male member.

[Chick McGee]

That was before that. But, yeah, I think they all.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure they got the sock to stay on.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe a little tape.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they don't cut the elastic off the tops of theirs.

[Christy Lee]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't.

[Chick McGee]

That's truly a weirdo. Oh, you should. I had to sit through this yesterday morning. Oh, this is very exciting. I've got these new socks that I love that. You know, there are socks they make that are no shows, and my brain's getting softer as he's talking. And I have found this pair last week and now.

[Pat Godwin]

So I had to bar.

[Chick McGee]

I had to buy immediately eight pairs and.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, I, I.

[Chick McGee]

Here we Go.

[Tom Griswold]

Test pair, huh? And I liked him.

[Chick McGee]

So he's on, he's onto the no show bandwagon.

[Christy Lee]

Finally found the no show.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember the, the awe and surprise and shock that he found with rolling carry ons?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

It's translated to no show socks. Now he's, he's never heard of such a wonderful idea. Well, as long as you're happy.

[Tom Griswold]

They should be coming today.

[Chick McGee]

As a matter of fact, we need to put a mailbox guy out there at the front door.

[Tom Griswold]

When I opened up my email this morning, morning, there was an alert. My socks are coming.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Very excited.

[Chick McGee]

Far from the days of six to eight weeks for delivery. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now also coming up today we have a, a great letter in a, in a minute here that will verify a very important observation that Josh made yesterday regarding.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Josh is amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

The sex survey and the, the, the so called map that whatever it is, Love Honey created based on what, what adult products are being purchased in what areas. And I think this will underscore Josh's point about the randomness. We'll get to that.

[Chick McGee]

Let's highlight that.

[Tom Griswold]

We also have a, we also have a great, we also have a really great story about monkeys.

[Chick McGee]

This is a great story. Tom found it. It's a great story. I'm endorsing it a million percent.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's more to it. I didn't give you the whole thing. There's more to it about, about monkeys and monkeys and their relation to high end professional sports.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

I, we're not kidding you.

[Tom Griswold]

It's really funny with an international flair, by the way.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not like there are going to be monkeys in the sidelines at NFL games. Not yet, but if they ever play one over there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, they'll have to, would have to distract them. Yeah, they have trouble with the macaque monkeys.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you'll, you'll find out what we're talking about.

[Chick McGee]

McKick

[Tom Griswold]

right now. Are we heading over to Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Are we?

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. We got Simply Safe right there. I can see it from here. We certainly appreciate Simply Safe. Also coming up today, some exciting stuff from the world of news. A bizarre story about a high school football player. Don't if you heard this, Josh. His helmet was feeling weird after an hour. He took it off and there was a poisonous snake inside it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

During the practice.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no need to do the story now.

[Tom Griswold]

So there's a lot more to it than that.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean?

[Tom Griswold]

We gotta. And we, we have an amazing world record all on the way to this place. This. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Wearing a snappy scarf today. How about that, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, you think. You think I could rock that? You think?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, honestly, I'd love to see you in a. Dude, I think you can.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

The boys in the band road show.

[Tom Griswold]

I say go, go ascot.

[Chick McGee]

I. I love a scarf. I've got scarves I just don't wear. Nobody here, I don't wear them.

[Tom Griswold]

An ascot makes more of a statement.

[Chick McGee]

What is the statement that an ascot makes?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you're an ass.

[Josh Arnold]

I think this statement is.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Did your father wear a scarf like Christmas?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wear a rock and roll scarf.

[Pat Godwin]

That would complement the cape like Steve Tyler does.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, pulling off the cape.

[Chick McGee]

Can I.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a rough move. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

What is it?

[Chick McGee]

Can I wrap a scarf around my microphone like Steven Tyler?

[Christy Lee]

That'd be cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'd be really cool.

[Josh Arnold]

That'd be awesome. And, Pat, you could tape a. A line of picks down here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, that would be hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Josh Arnold. There's Ace Cosby.

[Frank Caliendo]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick. And Tom is here. Hi. And we've got emails from our listeners brought to you by nitsa. One drink can throw off your reaction time and your judgment. On a motorcycle, if you hit the bottle, don't roll the throttle. Plan ahead for a safe and sober ride home. Ride sober or get pulled over. Paid for by nhtsa.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much, nhtsa. Thank you very much, Chick Magee. Let's get to our letters. I mentioned this one. This is a guy from a band, Matthew. He plays in the band the Rascal Kings in upstate New York. Recently, they played a nudist camp, and while there, he observed naked folks playing pickleball. Oh, and Patty G is here with us. You have a song that.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen the Dink yet?

[Christy Lee]

What is that?

[Pat Godwin]

I have.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Apple tv.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I noticed it.

[Commercial Announcer]

It's all about.

[Chick McGee]

It's all about pickleball.

[Pat Godwin]

It's fantastic. I liked it.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

Is it a documentary?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's. It's cute.

[Pat Godwin]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

It's a cute.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that Jake, guys.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah, He's. He's a likable cuss, isn't he?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, you got your Mary Steenbergen in there?

[Chick McGee]

Yep. And I'm blanking on the actual tennis player. Who's in it?

[Josh Arnold]

Andy Federer. Did they get naked?

[Frank Caliendo]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Andy Roddick is in it.

[Frank Caliendo]

Pickleball in that?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. Mary Steenbergen.

[Tom Griswold]

And so it's a. It's a. It's called the dink.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And what is a dink?

[Pat Godwin]

That's a shot.

[Chick McGee]

That's a shot in pickleball.

[Pat Godwin]

It's kind of a drop shot right by the net.

[Chick McGee]

It's like a dunk.

[Josh Arnold]

They're tough.

[Chick McGee]

It's like a dance, but it's a dink.

[Tom Griswold]

Very timely.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, Pat, you have your song, A special request from Matthew.

[Pat Godwin]

Pickleball naked pickleball Sweaty in the summer Nippy in the fall Playing pickleball naked pickleball except for shoes that wearing nothing at all Flapping parts in private places Meemaws hoo ha's in their faces Incontinence in eventuality at the Seniors Nudist Colony they're playing pickleball naked pickleball Graps micro dickel is mighty small Playing pickleball, naked pickleball Try not to fall on your pickle Rolling balls Boobs are flopping Knees are bruised Hips replaced and backs are fused Sag and sacks are waving in the breeze Take one to the nuts and you're down on your knees Playing what? Playing what? I'm talking pickleball Naked pickleball Trip and fall and an ambulance call Playing pickleball, naked pickleball Pass their prime in the au natural Pickleball's all the race Folks of a certain age but nudity is best left to the young this is the bridge. Look at them having fun Wrinkling.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a different melody and everything.

[Pat Godwin]

I had no idea Saul was so well hung.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

Drag it out Play pickleball Make it pickleball Better than a swim or walk in the mall Playing pickle pickleball Naked pickleball With Esther, Clem, Thelma and Big

[Josh Arnold]

D. Song

[Tom Griswold]

Even with a circumcision he's hung like a donkey that's very impressive, Saul. Thank you very much. Now, yesterday, while we were in California,

[Christy Lee]

we went to brunch. And when we walked into the hotel where the brunch was being held, there was a gentleman standing there. And he goes, are you here for the bris or brunch? And I go, I pick brunch every time, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Bristle.

[Tom Griswold]

Brunch at the same place?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, at the same place.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's Probably a center of food. And there are different rooms for different.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, don't get the calamari. It might be. Might be.

[Josh Arnold]

Junior said. Hey, dick tip.

[Frank Caliendo]

Whatever.

[Pat Godwin]

Has anybody here been to a brisk. Besides myself.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a knee buckler.

[Christy Lee]

I don't. I didn't want to go the crying.

[Chick McGee]

Right. I can't. I can't take the man. It's rough. I can't take it.

[Josh Arnold]

The cry. That's just the grown men watching.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I could barely go to my dog's neutering.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a new puppy, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, how's that going?

[Tom Griswold]

Great.

[Christy Lee]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

So far, only three accidents in what, 12 days.

[Josh Arnold]

That's impressive.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't you say all urine? No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's not pooped in the house.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I'd rather be the poop.

[Tom Griswold]

It's easier, does less damage. But I have the.

[Pat Godwin]

I have.

[Tom Griswold]

Being a dog person, I have a.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have a system for urine as well?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I have. What's it called? It's like a miniature rug Doctor.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, those are great.

[Tom Griswold]

Vacuum thing.

[Christy Lee]

That's the green machine.

[Chick McGee]

Sucks up a liquid.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You spray it with this stuff. And then I've got those floor fans that you. In fact, right now, they're on.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

So you walk in my house, there's cords everywhere. And. See, the problem is, we had to have a compromise. When I lived by myself, I have. I had no carpeting anywhere. If you sell carpet. I'm sorry. I hate carpeting. Now we have throw rugs all over the place.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love the area rug. The throw rug. Yes, area rug. Make the world go around.

[Christy Lee]

You could throw them in the wash.

[Tom Griswold]

No, these are too big. Oh, you have to. Some guy comes over and takes them

[Christy Lee]

and

[Tom Griswold]

comes back with a Brinks truck.

[Chick McGee]

So, speaking of all this, are you going to share the biggest news that you shared with us off the air earlier this morning? That has really got him at sixes and sevens. He can't. Oh, I don't. I don't know how he's going to deal with this. But you'll see.

[Tom Griswold]

As you know, I enjoy drinking coffee.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you do.

[Tom Griswold]

But I have never in my life had a coffee maker at my house.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, because.

[Tom Griswold]

Because coffee is something you have elsewhere.

[Chick McGee]

Coffee is out there. Not in your home.

[Tom Griswold]

You get up on a Saturday, you go to nice coffee shops.

[Christy Lee]

You hate being home, don't you?

[Chick McGee]

No, I love being home.

[Tom Griswold]

I just don't. I don't want to drink coffee. I've always been kind of an unwritten rule.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Kelly's not a coffee drinker, but suddenly yesterday, she's announced that she's gonna get a coffee machine of some sort. So I said, well, let me go with you, because I. I was in that William Sonoma place. Oh, coffee machines that cost more than my first car.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you can. You can spend as much money as you want on a coffee machine.

[Christy Lee]

So why is she getting a coffee machine if she doesn't drink coffee?

[Tom Griswold]

It's very. She's quitting one of the beverages she drinks all the time because she thinks there's something in them that's causing some. I don't know. It's.

[Christy Lee]

It's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a very complicated situation. But she's not going to be drinking coffee. She wants one to make other stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't know. I. I'm not gonna. I'm not.

[Frank Caliendo]

This doesn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Honestly, it doesn't sound like it affects you all that much.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

Don't go out and still get your coffee.

[Chick McGee]

He's slowly losing the carpeting, the. The coffee machine. Losing control of everything.

[Josh Arnold]

Control's been lost.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, because I'd be happy to roll up all the throw rugs.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

Just put them in the garage until the. Until the puppy's no longer a puppy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not a terrible idea.

[Chick McGee]

That's not a. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll give her her number. You can run it by her. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I'm on her good side. Yes, I just. I'll stay there.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. Now, yesterday we had a story that Josh made an observation about this story that I thought was absolutely dead on.

[Ace Cosby]

Correct.

[Chick McGee]

Salient.

[Josh Arnold]

Astute.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And the story was this. What is it called? Love Honey or something? The.

[Chick McGee]

It's some outfit that sells naughty stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's. They released their so called sex map. Oh, here it is. Here's the story. Global. They're called global sex. Toy retailer Love Honey has launched an interactive international sex map revealing the intimate shopping preferences in various cities across America. For example, the. According to them, the sexiest state is Vermont because they purchase the most sex toys overall.

[Christy Lee]

Vermont.

[Tom Griswold]

Vermont. Little tiny Vermont. And Josh made the observation, hey, maybe some of these. It's just one guy. For example,

[Chick McGee]

hi, I live in Vermont

[Tom Griswold]

City. New Jersey leads in French made outfits.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, some. Somebody's skewing the numbers somehow.

[Tom Griswold]

So this comes from Badger, Minnesota.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You may recall that Badger was in the, in the survey. Badger Minnesota buys the largest condoms. Okay, so we're thinking, well, that's impressive. It's got to be a fairly small town. Dear Bob and Tom, I live in Badger, Minnesota.

[Chick McGee]

Congratulations.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard you say it's known in the survey for buying the largest condoms. The population here is about 400.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

I want to let you know that I'm pretty sure I am the one that skewed that data now, but it's not what you're thinking. I'm a veterinarian and we ordered extra large condoms for various research purposes related to animals that have rather large male members.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's funny to hear our small town's name on your show. Yeah, I imagine in Badger, Minnesota, probably a lot of farm animals, et cetera,

[Josh Arnold]

et cetera, they're buying by the gross.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Probably a lot of badgers too, right? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And their. Their units per set for their size are the largest face of the earth. The badger penis is three and a half times the s. A badger look

[Josh Arnold]

like a puppy dragging a hose.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. It's unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

Help me again here. I'm. A badger is what, like a raccoon or something?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. A badger's like a Michigan wolverine, but it's a badger. It's kind of different. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

They're all those little weird.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure. I. I didn't know my beavers from my marmots until. Yes. And by the way. Oh, coming up next week, stop saying marmont.

[Chick McGee]

It's marmot.

[Tom Griswold]

It's spelled with an o. I know,

[Josh Arnold]

but it is usually pronounced more casually. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Marmot.

[Josh Arnold]

Marmot.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, the fat. The fat bear thing?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The king of hot bears.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They're doing fat marmot week. Yeah. I'll dig up the story for you. Well, thanks for the letter. B.D.

[Josh Arnold]

b.D. Wong.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, the guy that we're in.

[Chick McGee]

The football.

[Christy Lee]

The badger guy.

[Tom Griswold]

The badger guy. That's. Or, yeah, the guy in Badger, Minnesota. We have another letter also disputing the map. The map. Dear Bob and Tom show, writes Doug. Hey, Doug, you spoke of the air Force base having the most sex dolls purchased from Love Honey.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, that was odd.

[Tom Griswold]

I run a waste contract on an army base and I'll tell you what, There are sex dolls discarded in dumpsters here all the time. Sometime it's a little disconcerting when you see a body part sticking out of the waste load in your truck. Usually you figure out pretty quickly that it's a sex doll.

[Josh Arnold]

I was thinking about why an Air Force BASE might have a ton of sex dolls yesterday. Do you. Is there a chance that they are used as passengers in flights for some reason?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well,

[Josh Arnold]

yeah. Or some kind of targets. Maybe some kind of shooting. They're used as mannequins in some weird way.

[Chick McGee]

Test pilot takes one up.

[Josh Arnold]

Or even. Or even maybe a. Maybe cheaper CPR dolls for some. Some reason.

[Tom Griswold]

How about a great gag?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's possible too.

[Tom Griswold]

They're used. Hey, rookie, you get in the plane in the. In the back seats. A love doll with a big wide open mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

But are they cheaper than CPR mannequins? And so they use those for some sort of training.

[Chick McGee]

I bet those CPR mannequins cost a pretty penny.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If anybody has any idea, let us know. But.

[Tom Griswold]

But in any event, the survey went on to reveal. I'll do this in quiz form for you, Christy Lee. What do you think the most popular lube flavor would be?

[Christy Lee]

Flavor. Yeah, I know they had a flavor. I didn't either, but cherry.

[Tom Griswold]

Number three. Oh, what's disturbing. Number one is strawberry. That's okay. Number four is peach. Number five, Birthday cake. What's disturbing is number two, most popular lube flavor.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I thought about this camp. This gets more disturbing. The you think about it is bubble gum.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That brings us back to the John Mellencamp reference for the Sweet, sweet Dolores. What was her name?

[Christy Lee]

Nothing. Tore it out when they were 13.

[Tom Griswold]

What was it again?

[Christy Lee]

Denise.

[Tom Griswold]

Denise.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Denise.

[Christy Lee]

Denise.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyway, the. The survey seems to be fairly bogus, but it certainly is funny. And we all started talking about it and I remember the other. One of the other aspects of the survey was the.

[Chick McGee]

You know, that was just the audio equivalent of you wandering out at a pier at a lake and just walking off the end. That was amazing. I kind of got lost and then I got wet.

[Tom Griswold]

Somehow I also thought it was. Remember the other thing in the survey? The biggest dildos were purchased in a small town in. In the United Kingdom called Harrogate. Harrogate, uk. They buy these. The largest dildos. In second place, Christy Sorasenshire.

[Chick McGee]

Large dildos, I'm sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's buying those?

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember yesterday when Tom was singing here in the studio, the fabulous. I'm not sure what the song was, but something. Something funny. But it's true. But you don't say it like that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When I was a kid.

[Commercial Announcer]

Did you ever.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Here I'm in the mood for love Simply because you're near me. Funny, but. Pause. Funny, but who's got A funny butt. Godwin's got a funny butt.

[Christy Lee]

I heard that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Was that confined to Sugar Heights, Ohio?

[Chick McGee]

No one else.

[Josh Arnold]

Along with the Little Rascals.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the song of Little Rascals Alfalfa sings.

[Chick McGee]

We've got a letter helping you out, Tom. All right, funny. But who's got a funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, someone else heard that.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, good. There you go.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Hope they're from my town.

[Chick McGee]

I, I.

[Tom Griswold]

God, I was so disappointed over the weekend.

[Chick McGee]

I can't imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a. A new babysitter and very. A very bright young woman on her way to college.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The topic of.

[Chick McGee]

I finally grasped the English language.

[Tom Griswold]

The topic of a Paul Newman came up.

[Chick McGee]

She had no idea who.

[Tom Griswold]

She had no idea who Paul Newman was.

[Christy Lee]

Well, of course not.

[Chick McGee]

Of course not, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

He's one of the best actors ever.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, it's a while ago.

[Christy Lee]

She's 18.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Ask somebody who Douglas Fairbanks senior is. Why don't you try that one next time?

[Tom Griswold]

Then I said. But then I said, you know, the salad dressing guy.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? You should. Somehow we should get you in a 55 gallon drum and store you in the Nevada desert. Somehow you're, you're not gonna. You're not good for people. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Real quick. Don't think too hard. Josh. Best Paul Newman movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Go Cool Hand Luke for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. But yeah, they're. I just. And Paul, that's. No, that's a great movie. Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I know. Yeah. I. What was your. What's your choice?

[Chick McGee]

You know why with the Sting is mine is because I'd never. I never heard about it. Never saw it. Went to the theater. Saw it. It totally got me. There's a twist in the Sting and I really. I really love that movie.

[Christy Lee]

We just watched that the other night with the girls. They loved it too.

[Chick McGee]

Love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Butch Cassidy's a great. But he's got some really good.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody' up there too. I know.

[Ace Cosby]

That was.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that movie.

[Josh Arnold]

One of his later films.

[Chick McGee]

But I. Butch Cassidy, when he said Woodcock. That's pretty hard to beat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Slap shots up there also.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Slap shot.

[Tom Griswold]

Slap shot.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a weird.

[Chick McGee]

Your wife said Slapshot is absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely top five sports movies. It's one of those movies a lot of people missed when it came. It's. Trust me, it's. It's still as good as it was when it came out and it was ahead of its time. Does that make sense?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

A machine Quarter Newman is in so many great movies. As you go down the list. Holy cow.

[Tom Griswold]

I get it. She, she was young and. But I would have thought maybe the spaghetti sauce or the salad dressing.

[Christy Lee]

No, she didn't even know.

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well. Let's move forward here. Coming up, we have more of your letters, by the way. If you go to our website, there's a thing, you just click it and you'll get right to our mailbag. We'd love to hear from you. Also, you can vote on Hooker the Cookers Next adventure for next week. You'll find that on our YouTube channel. Right now, I want to talk money, money, money, money, money. Looks like interest rates may be going up next month. So here's a little bit of advice from American Financing. You may want to take advantage of the rate the way it is now and do a refi. Why would you want to do that? Well, because your house is worth a lot more than it was about four years ago. Three years ago, it may have gone up in value, 20%, 30%, 40%. If your house, if you've had it for 10 years, it's probably doubled in value. You can take the cash out of that without selling the house by doing a refi, grab some of that equity, maybe pay off those high interest rate credit card bills or put a new kitchen in your house, whatever you want to do. So ditch the 20% interest rates from the credit cards, grab some of your cash. It's yours. You deserve to have it. I'll lock in that lower right. They're asking me to say this before September. So if you're interested in this, by the way, there's no upfront fees at American Financing and they have salaried employees that aren't going to be trying to shove something down your throat. And they can tell you in about 10 minutes or less if this would work for you. It depends on your situation, obviously. Depends on where you live in your house, et cetera, et cetera. American financing.net is where you get the information. And it's very important for us that you say you heard about it from Bob and Tom. So go to americanfinancing.net Bob and Tom, if you've got a good memory, here's the phone number. 8668-8926-1186-6889, 2611. I recommend just going to americanfinancing.net bobandtom that's americanfinancing.net in MLS.

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Just do that for the family. We're here here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Ali Breen]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Frank Caliendo]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Ace Cosmic. Howdy, Howdy do. I'm chicken. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Every time you say there, as I always say, there was this one really awful announcer that I worked with when Bob and I were up in Michigan. And she would didn't really have much of a repertoire probably affiliated with her lack of intelligence. She come out of like a song. There's the Beatles.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's there's Reo where obviously didn't go

[Christy Lee]

to broadcasting school because they yelled at

[Tom Griswold]

you for that anyway. She was new idiot.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob, a top show. Hello, guys and gals. Oh, my name's Paul. I live in Florence, Alabama. Tom was singing I'm in the mood for love simply because you're you.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you start, Laura?

[Chick McGee]

I'M in the mood for love simply

[Tom Griswold]

because you're near me. Funny, but then you pause. Funny, but who's got a funny butt? Chick McGee's got a funny butt.

[Chick McGee]

So, Tom, who's the most famous person that has sung that song, of course. The answer is Alfalfa from the Little Rascals. The Rascals love them. I was in Los Angeles last week and went to see the Hollywood Forever ceremony. And here is Alfalfa's grave just for you. Tom. Look at the size of that.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

His name was what, Schwitzer?

[Chick McGee]

Alfalfa Schweitzer.

[Tom Griswold]

And he was. I remember he was stabbed to death in a.

[Chick McGee]

An argument over a dog.

[Tom Griswold]

He bought a hunting dog or something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know what he is in as a semi adult?

[Chick McGee]

He's a high school age. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's in the. One of the most famous scenes in the history of motion pictures. The. The movie. Ace, I think you'll agree with me.

[Chick McGee]

It's a wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't think the. The pool scene and It's a Wonderful Life isn't an absolute classic?

[Josh Arnold]

Never seen it.

[Christy Lee]

You've never seen It's a Wonderful Life?

[Josh Arnold]

It's okay. I saw for the first time maybe three years ago. And yes, the pool scene is an absolute scene.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen airplanes? Have you seen ducks?

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes it just takes a while. I mean, we all have those movies.

[Pat Godwin]

Sometimes you don't know it's him in that scene.

[Chick McGee]

I think. Tom' to something here. If you aren't aware of Dr. Airplanes.

[Ace Cosby]

Ace.

[Tom Griswold]

It's, it's. There's a famous scene. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Why don't you stop bothering me by the pool? And then he goes, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, he does.

[Christy Lee]

He does.

[Chick McGee]

No, and let me tell you something. Nobody did a better.

[Frank Caliendo]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Than Al.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the scene. The scene that they're having a dance and the dance is on the. It's a cool, really cool swimming pool that has a retractable hard gym floor.

[Josh Arnold]

Can retract to become the pool pool.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's like. Has that ever been used again in another movie? Because it's such a great, great scene.

[Josh Arnold]

And they're dancing precariously close to the pool as they.

[Chick McGee]

And people are getting. Are screaming louder and they think that's because of their dancing prowess, but they're unaware.

[Josh Arnold]

Almost a fun scene, but it's okay that you're unaware of it. Don't. No, no, it's not parts of the movie.

[Commercial Announcer]

I think it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyone with even a slight bit of knowledge of western culture should know that

[Chick McGee]

your mom and Tom show.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute. I'm still wondering what the next line is.

[Chick McGee]

Is funny, but no, it just all

[Tom Griswold]

stops there in the real song. In the real song. It's funny, but when you're near me, I'm in the mood for love but as a kid. As a kid, I don't know why this caught on at Shaker Heights, Ohio. Paul Newman's city of Oregon. I'm in the mood for love Simply because you're me. Funny butt. Then you stop. Funny butt. Who's got a funny butt? Pat Godwin's got a funny butt.

[Chick McGee]

Haha.

[Tom Griswold]

Because, you know, kids think butts are funny, and then as you become an

[Chick McGee]

adult, you realize butts are hilarious or juicy and wonderful. I'm not sure.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever do that thing, Josh, where you take your elbow, you put it just so, and you can make it look like it's an ass crack and take a close up of it.

[Josh Arnold]

I've not done it, but my brother has. And it's. I mean, I. We were like, why did you send us a picture? I mean, it was so.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's.

[Chick McGee]

It's believable.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All get out.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is the brother of the funny one in the family?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, John. Yeah, Very funny.

[Christy Lee]

I really like butts, don't you?

[Chick McGee]

You like. You're a butt guy.

[Commercial Announcer]

Aren't you a butt guy?

[Chick McGee]

But you like a.

[Josh Arnold]

Not really.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday we had. Christy, I can't believe this is your. Was it prescience? What's the word I'm looking for?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that works.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we had a thing yesterday. I've got the headline right here in front of me from. This is from the Psychological Post. New research finds women's buttocks play a more stable role in male physical attraction than breasts. They did a certain. They did a scientific study, and there's an evolutionary reason for this. In other words, the attraction to the buttocks, they think from an evolutionary standpoint

[Christy Lee]

means the woman's more fertile.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, essentially. Yeah. Visual clues about a potential mate's nutritional status, developmental stability, and fertility. You nailed it, Christy.

[Josh Arnold]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's, of course, the basis.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we've all heard birthing hips. She's got birth.

[Josh Arnold]

It's similar to that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. And, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

But. But that, of course, is the. The origin of. Of this classic.

[Chick McGee]

I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny. And when a girl walks in with

[Tom Griswold]

an itty bitty waist and a round

[Chick McGee]

thing in your face, you get sprung.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go, sir Mix a lot.

[Chick McGee]

I had some good bass, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

He was knighted by the queen. What year?

[Josh Arnold]

It was just prior to that song. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay. Very, very.

[Chick McGee]

He couldn't. He couldn't say that if it wasn't right.

[Tom Griswold]

I would like to know if anybody else was familiar with the funny.

[Christy Lee]

But I had never heard of Jingle Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Like maybe it was just invented by someone at my elementary school.

[Chick McGee]

We have run it up the flag pole with the boys in research, and so far, zero people have heard of you singing I'm in the Mood for Love in that way.

[Frank Caliendo]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Zero.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe that was created by my friend Bobby. I don't know unless I remember him singing it for me.

[Chick McGee]

What else did he do for.

[Tom Griswold]

He's compare things. I can't. I can't give his last name.

[Chick McGee]

Sucking on chili dogs back then.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. He said he's a distinguished college professor.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'm sure those are gay, too.

[Tom Griswold]

He's not gay. There's a nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Distinguished and gay. What's your problem?

[Tom Griswold]

That's okay with me.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. You just said you can't be gay and distinguished.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but he's not funny. But see, this is why I don't give his last name. I don't want someone walking.

[Chick McGee]

I know his last name, and I don't know why I'm not blurting it out.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want someone. Someone walking into his class today. Hey, professor. Okay, okay. Coming up. Yeah, we have more letters.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Remember yesterday we were talking about what's the strangest thing you've tried to get into a car and transport it somewhere?

[Tom Griswold]

I love this topic.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a good question.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this all started with Jeffrey, Oskar's father, who's a distinguished engineer and a great man. He's done all kinds of great stuff for charity, and he's a great guy.

[Chick McGee]

He has. He. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He built us. He built a sailboat, which I admire him for very much.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He bought the mast and the big pole. And he bought it two hours. Two hours away from here. He lashed it to the side of his car so that it's sticking out both front and back.

[Chick McGee]

Let's go.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff goes, is that legal? And he goes, I guess we're gonna find out. So the question is, what have you ever done putting or tried to carry? I, of course, have done the thing with a mattress where you're holding it with your hand, your buddy's holding it to the other side, you don't even rope it down, and you drive three miles hoping it doesn't fly off the car. We'll find out about all of these important things from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob And Tom. Or you can email us at bob

[Christy Lee]

and tomobandtom.com look, money is tight for everyone right now. We're all looking for ways to save or earn a little more money, especially with fall right around the corner. There's the back to school shopping, the pumpkin patches and costumes. And then before you know it. But Christmas will be here. You need a side hustle that fits into your schedule. You need Earnhouse. Earnhouse lets you earn money in your spare time by completing paid surveys from companies that value your opinion. And it's totally free to sign up and seriously, all on your own time and see the time and dollar reward up front. Real money, not confusing points. If you qualify and complete a survey redeemed through popular payment apps, direct deposit or 100 digital gift cards. Whether it's monthly bills, everyday expenses, saving up for Christmas, a little extra income can go a long way. Get started now. Sign [e-mail] bobandtom that's E A R N H A U S.com bobandom

[Chick McGee]

hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hi, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, chicken man. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

I declare my little spilus.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, man. Do what you got to do.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm chicken Elsewhere. Hey, our letters continue.

[Josh Arnold]

Even the finest sax players have to empty their spit fil.

[Chick McGee]

That's right in front of you.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. Correction. We were bemoaning the fact that Ace has never seen the movie It's a Wonderful Life.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel like I was a. I was allowing some grace there.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean the famous scene with, with Alfalfa from the Little Rascals. He, he didn't do a lot of other stuff, I guess. Well, then he. But then he was stabbed to death. But he wasn't stabbed to death. I'm sorry, I was wrong. He was shot.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

His real name. Carl Alfalfa. Switzer.

[Chick McGee]

Switzer. I thought it was Schweitzer.

[Josh Arnold]

It certainly spelled Schweitzer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this says Schwitzer. He died from a gunshot wound in January of 1959 at of 31. He was shot during an argument with Moses Bud Stilts.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you don't mess with Mo.

[Tom Griswold]

In Mission Hills, California. The dispute involved a dog that had been lost that apparently Alfalfa claimed he found. It's. But he. Apparently Alfalfa pulled a knife on this guy and the Guy shot him.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

It was ruled a justifiable homicide, but the, the events that occurred are in dispute.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

But we saw a photograph of his tombstone.

[Chick McGee]

It's giant. It's like the size of a Buick.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm surprised they didn't put a, you know, big cowlick sticking up thing in his head.

[Chick McGee]

I never got that series.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh God, it's wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

I never watched it.

[Tom Griswold]

Every kid's dream. They had a pet monkey.

[Chick McGee]

My friends had. They had a cool dog. They have a clubhouse club or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Great. They had like a cool, these cool wooden car.

[Josh Arnold]

What was the name of the girl he had a crush on?

[Tom Griswold]

Darla. Darla. Darla.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They had to, you know, there was all that pseudo, you know, stinky finger.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you what though, I've mentioned this before this. In the various studios we've had in this building, there are usually. You've seen pictures there. There are glass all around it. So people want to watch. They can come and they can stand behind where Christy is. They can see or they can go to where Jason is. He's usually not in there. Anyways.

[Chick McGee]

The biggest crowd we ever had. The biggest crowd we ever had was when Spanky came in, was on the show. Yes. What he's would have told you eight minutes from now. So I'm going to tell you.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I was trying to put it in context. Don't have your enlightened position.

[Josh Arnold]

Spanky. If you watch old clips of him. I don't know how old that kid was.

[Chick McGee]

17, 5.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, what, what do you think

[Tom Griswold]

in the early days, you. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know how they got. How he. The comedic timing that Spanky has. I don't know how they did it. And it can't be taught.

[Tom Griswold]

And we've had major rock stars in here, you know, serious rock stars.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you're still on this and.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but when he, when he came

[Chick McGee]

tell you, I felt.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, cuz you didn't. You, you did it as a. You did it as a throwaway.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it is kind of a throw.

[Chick McGee]

I wouldn't throw anything away.

[Tom Griswold]

Even.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you hear the thunder just now?

[Christy Lee]

Even God is mad at you. Move along to

[Pat Godwin]

move along next.

[Tom Griswold]

People went berserk for Spanky and then thanks to you, he died a couple years later. I hope you feel good about it.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks, dude.

[Josh Arnold]

Who killed him?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. I will take full responsibility for Spanky dying.

[Josh Arnold]

Were you rude to Spanky when he was in here?

[Chick McGee]

I was not. No.

[Christy Lee]

No, he was.

[Chick McGee]

No, I was not.

[Tom Griswold]

They were crowded around the window you

[Chick McGee]

know what it is? I will tell you what it is right now. You want to know?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I was made fun of when I was a kid. They said I look like Spanky and I didn't care for it.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, why would you?

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did you tell them that hoity toity piece of high ass. Whatever you are a superior to you? Yes, exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

They called me Buckwheat when I was growing up. Yes. I went to a school for the blind.

[Chick McGee]

They didn't see same thing. Dear Bob and Tom show. You're talking about trying to transport unwieldy objects in standard automobiles. The other day. This is from Gina. I saw this guy transporting a chair on the ride home from work. Takes all kinds to make the. Now I don't know. See, these are fun to look at and they're. But I don't know if that's AI. Just put a chair on top of a small compact car, but there it is.

[Tom Griswold]

God, is that funny?

[Frank Caliendo]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like it's a. I hope it's real. It looks like one of those ones you pull a lever on in the.

[Josh Arnold]

A recliner.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Thank you.

[Commercial Announcer]

What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

A bar? I was gonna say.

[Chick McGee]

Seriously, from what that. That exchange right there, can you blame us?

[Tom Griswold]

I was.

[Chick McGee]

It took you nine minutes to tell us about a recliner.

[Tom Griswold]

Barco Lounger is a funnier punchline.

[Christy Lee]

But nobody knows what a Barco Lounger.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why it's funny. It's for the sophisticated.

[Chick McGee]

And no one calls them. No one calls them barking.

[Christy Lee]

I don't even know if they make a barcolog.

[Chick McGee]

That's because at the turn 1900s, they started making recliners out of puppy dogs

[Josh Arnold]

where it was bark. A lounger. A brand.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Just such as. I love the name.

[Josh Arnold]

I've always heard it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's so silly.

[Chick McGee]

I just didn't know of barking. Dear Bob and Tom show. This is from Ray. We all know about a crazy cat lady, but I've got a question for you. How many cats does it take to make a crazy cat lady? Well, I'll. I'll do you one better. How many dogs does it take to make a crazy dog? Man, from a distance I saw this guy in the street and wondered what was going on. I got closer. Well, you can see there's a golden out the passenger window. There's a golden through the moon roof. And there's another dog in the Acura. That's a tlx.

[Christy Lee]

That's a nice model.

[Tom Griswold]

Those dogs are. Those dogs are having so much Fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, Trickster. There is one in the passenger side window and the rear passenger side.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you look carefully, look below the head of the one on the right.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

There's four dogs. That's great.

[Chick McGee]

One, two, three, four. Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great.

[Christy Lee]

I have good news for you, Tom. They still make a Barca lounger, if you'd like me to order you one.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, thanks.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope there's no human in that car.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I'm hoping

[Christy Lee]

is driving.

[Chick McGee]

If you're having a bad day, go, go hunt. Subaru golden commercials and those Goldens. And they're driving. Papa Golden's driving the Subaru. Mama Goldwin's in the passenger seat. They're taking the puppy, I love it. To daycare. And a poodle walks in front.

[Josh Arnold]

And Papa.

[Chick McGee]

Papa is eyeing the poodle a little too long. A little too long. And Mama golden goes, very well done. Unbelievably great.

[Tom Griswold]

I've always said, if were I to win the lottery tonight, I would have a car designed where I could actually lie down and drive the car and be unseen. And then I would have my golden retriever in the driver's seat, drive it around town, make sure people could see him.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

That is one of the greatest things about having a right side drive car because the dog will sit next to me.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that is great.

[Christy Lee]

And Leo likes to sit. My mail. He likes to sit there like he's a person. Anyway, so when you're driving, people do do a double take. They're like, oh, my gosh, there's.

[Josh Arnold]

If you could somehow get him to wear a hat the whole time.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or when you do a turn, he sticks his paw out to the left.

[Josh Arnold]

Mr. Ed Style.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, George, Spanky McFarland started playing Spanky at age three.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I mean, it's crazy.

[Christy Lee]

That is crazy.

[Pat Godwin]

How old was he when he was in here, this room?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, 70s, probably. Yeah, yeah, he was older. Very old.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's just say the reaper brought him.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a tough room today, you know,

[Chick McGee]

But I say a fair room.

[Tom Griswold]

He would have been. I can actually figure this out. He was. He was born in 29. He was in his 60s, probably. Now let's move forward. Here we have. Coming up in sports, we have some sporting news of interest.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. The Tony Romo situation has raised its interesting head. We'll talk about that. Chicago White Sox and the Cincinnati Reds got together last night. The Reds win 5, 4. But it was a special night at White Sox Park. I'll tell you what happened. The Vikings have said Pope there. Kyler Murray. No, he was not there. But you're getting very warm. If you'd like to piss on all

[Tom Griswold]

this all over this story, I would enjoy it. Are you going to be underneath me?

[Christy Lee]

Can't we just get along?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think so either, though.

[Chick McGee]

Either, you know.

[Pat Godwin]

Welcome back, Christy.

[Chick McGee]

I was watching the the morning news the other day and they're like, hi. Well, how was your weekend? Oh, my weekend was wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

How.

[Josh Arnold]

How was your weekend?

[Chick McGee]

There's sure it's clap trap and boring. Boy, they seem to like each other. Why, why can't we?

[Josh Arnold]

They're going to live longer, that's for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

You damn right they're not.

[Chick McGee]

Having a. A chest pain right now, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

No venom coursing through their veins.

[Chick McGee]

And we got maa monkeys coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the monkey story is so great. So exciting. Monkeys in major international sporting news. I'm not kidding. Also coming up, comedian Frank Caliento will be joining us. Joining us in about an hour.

[Josh Arnold]

Told you not to say his name three times last week. He appears.

[Tom Griswold]

Ali Breen will be here with sexy.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom gets so nervous that we're going to piss off Frank. He and I are buddies. We text each other all the time. Whenever I criticize Frank on the air, Tom gets so scared. Something else we might not hear. George W. Today.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you want to know what George W. Would sound like ordering a sleep number bed. Come on, it's gonna be great.

[Josh Arnold]

I actually would.

[Ace Cosby]

I would like to know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I love stuff like that.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder what he would sound like buying a Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

You tell me more.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you can.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna do it.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna do it.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. He's gonna get into the Hyundai. Thanks to the Hyundai getaway sales event going on right now. You can get a Hyundai Santa Fe or Santa Fe hybrid. Hybrid. Or the Tucson or Tucson hybrid, which I love so much, my little SUV. Plus there's the bold and stylish Elantra and the Ioniq 5 or Ioniq 9 for those who are into the electric vehicles. So why not get down to your local Hyundai dealer and get away with a deal you're gonna love? During the Hyundai getaway sales event going on now. Visit Hyundai USA.com thanks very much, Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have that story about the monkeys. We've got some. Apparently a big mystery from the Chicago White Sox. I'm looking forward to that.

[Chick McGee]

And we have an update on Andy Green and the hydrogen powered car from yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

You okay?

[Chick McGee]

Everything's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay, good. Once again, These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Christy Lee]

Look, money is tight for everyone right now. We're all looking for ways to save or earn a little more money, especially with fall right around the corner. There's the back to school shopping, the pumpkin patches and costumes. And then before you know it, Christmas will be here. You need a side hustle that fits into your schedule. You need Earnhouse. Earnhouse lets you earn money in your spare time by completing paid surveys from companies that value your opinion. And it's totally free to sign up and seriously all on your own time and see the time and dollar reward up front. Real money, not confusing points. If you qualify and complete a survey, redeem through popular payment apps, direct deposit or 100 digital gift cards. Whether it's monthly bill, everyday expenses or saving up for Christmas, a little extra income can go a long way. Get started now. Sign [e-mail] bobandom that's E A R N H A U S.com bobandtom

[Chick McGee]

I'm show we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Path Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold Chickster. Hey, there's Ace Cosby.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. I'm, I am Chick and I have an update for you. Tom. Hello. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. Mickey, what have you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

British driver Andy Green, 64 years old, reached 406.320 miles per hour. That's just over 653 kilometers an hour in a car powered by two hydrogen internal combustion engines with the combined 1600 horsepower setting the record for that vehicle category according to the governing body of motorsports. There's a little bit of it right there. And as you can see, this isn't your passenger car to go get some groceries. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a nerdy comparison, but he looks like Luke going across the desert.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Great. And it's amazing he can fit his balls in the car with him. That is incredibly scary. How does that thing not. Not take off?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it?

[Chick McGee]

Well, the same thing that makes it go up into the air. They turn that upside down.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And they make it stick to the crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

I know they do that with obviously race cars so they can turn and everything, but God, that's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

So fast.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a former RAF wing commander, so the guy's.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Brave guy.

[Frank Caliendo]

Christy, have you been to the Bonneville software?

[Christy Lee]

I have not.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that a place you'd like to. Eventually.

[Christy Lee]

My husband has.

[Josh Arnold]

I know he's to watch, like, races or.

[Christy Lee]

I think he's. Well, he's been out there. He was a sponsor. I mean, you know, Scott would get sponsors, and so I think one of his clients actually was trying to break speed records. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

They had to do it early, so that. The heat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. So they were gonna do it at dawn, man. But, yeah, that's cool. I can remember as a kid did.

[Christy Lee]

I've never wanted to go there.

[Tom Griswold]

Bonneville Salt Flats. What was the guy's name? That.

[Christy Lee]

What was his name?

[Ali Breen]

Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Andy Green.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that guy back in the day, the p. The Bonneville.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever it was.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a jet.

[Chick McGee]

Bob Segrent.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Bob Seagran was the great pole vaulter.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Frank Caliendo]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Speed Riggs, I believe, was the famous auctioneer, Dick Fosberry. Dick Fosberry created one of the most amazing feats in all sports to create an entire new technique. Unique. He created the Fosbury Flop. You're welcome.

[Christy Lee]

Craig Breedlove.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, that's right. Yes, exactly.

[Frank Caliendo]

That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, sad news. None of the little rascals are still alive.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, yes, we're, you know, sad, but we kind of expected.

[Christy Lee]

And Spanky was 64 when he passed. I did find that out. Froggy, that's too younger. Yeah, than I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Froggy got hit by a truck moped when he was 16. This is God trouble.

[Josh Arnold]

Froggy died Frogger style.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, that's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, once again, another topic that we brought up was when you're trying to carry something, say, in your car, and you don't really have a way to

[Chick McGee]

do it, but you go ahead anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, like Jeff.

[Chick McGee]

Because you know what that is.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeffrey's dad lashed a mast onto the side of his car.

[Chick McGee]

That's the American spirit, that frontier.

[Josh Arnold]

The ingenuity.

[Chick McGee]

Go west.

[Josh Arnold]

Perseverance.

[Tom Griswold]

Every guy has put a mattress on their roof. And they hold. They hold the one side with their left arm driving, and their buddy holds the other. I saw a guy. I forgot about this until yesterday. I was driving back from Harbor Springs and this guy had a bicycle lashed to his windshield like a dead deer.

[Christy Lee]

In the front.

[Tom Griswold]

In the front. I remember seeing this, thinking, what would

[Christy Lee]

that make you dizzy as the wheels spinning around?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, one of the wheels, the way he'd lashed. I remember. That's funny you'd say that One of the wheels was turning, burning.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's the physics.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, right over the top of the winch. I'm thinking if a cop sees this

[Josh Arnold]

guy, you know what that is? That spinning wheel? That's a bug blender. It takes care of all the bugs before they can hit your windshield. This guy's a genius.

[Chick McGee]

He is. Spinning wheel.

[Tom Griswold]

Got to go around.

[Chick McGee]

Let's wet and tears and sports. CBS Sports president David Burson.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, not my CBS Sports president.

[Chick McGee]

Sports president. Who? He says he does not have a timeline for a decision about the future of Tony Romo. Oh, no, he's down.

[Frank Caliendo]

Jim.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Jim,

[Tom Griswold]

The backstory on this, do

[Chick McGee]

you know what it is? I never thought I felt I would feel bad for a cowboy, but that video of Tony doing the sobriety is just like. It's.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's sad.

[Ali Breen]

Is it?

[Pat Godwin]

A little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you heard the.

[Josh Arnold]

It's everything.

[Tom Griswold]

The theory on this is they want to get rid of him anyway because they're paying him too much. So this. This may be their out.

[Chick McGee]

The thing is, Romo's on leave until the NFL and cbs. They can figure out what they're going to do. But he. Burson, the head person, spoke to reporters during the weekend. Yesterday, he said the decision to place Romo on leave was intended to. This is some corporate gobbledygook. Shift attention toward the games, in a way, from the legal situation and the troubles Tony's going through.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. J.J. watt.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll be. Usually they plead a mix of prescription drugs and alcohol. Well, is the usual. Out. And then he'll.

[Chick McGee]

I never felt worse for somebody than that guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Do public service anyway.

[Chick McGee]

And it's the climate for that. Just everybody's seen it and.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think he's a good Tony?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's okay, but he's not. Yeah.

[Commercial Announcer]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

I think he's done.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I know why it happened so fast. Other than your theory, which sounds good, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you really. He's out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They'll have to come to an agreement,

[Chick McGee]

though, because I forget how much he was making. But it was crazy large.

[Tom Griswold]

Usually they have what they call a moral turpitude clause. I use a turpitude to clean my paintbrushes.

[Josh Arnold]

It works, dude.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, J.J. watts going to be with Jim Nance, the most vanilla announcer in the history of the world.

[Tom Griswold]

You're supposed to say, what?

[Chick McGee]

And, like Randy Watson. That's J.J. what? And little John. I had it ready or I'm sorry. Jason had it ready. He will join.

[Josh Arnold]

Walk out, Jason.

[Chick McGee]

Just walk out.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he in there?

[Chick McGee]

Play by play announcer Jim Nance and sideline line reporter Tracy Wolfton. The wolf girl. And call it a wolf girl.

[Josh Arnold]

Please stop calling me that.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotta make Harry lip.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a professional sportscaster.

[Chick McGee]

Stop doing that, guys. Hey, big Wolfson. Wolf. So what you doing down on the sideline, Wolfson? I hate it here. Last night in Chicago, Ellie De La Cruz drove in automatic runners. Runner. That's right. Major League baseball has automatic runners. But anyway, Good news here, Sac. Flying top of the 10th, Ellie de la Cruz scored. Matt McClain. The Reds snap a three game skid. Five, four. However I tell you that to tell you this. The White Sox. Yes, that's right, ladies and gentlemen. It was pope night last night. Chicago White Sox and everybody got a free pope hat. And they had. You could get your picture taken with.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, that's the. The only problem is every seat became obstructed view.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

God, that's funny.

[Chick McGee]

There's no.

[Josh Arnold]

And I want a pope hat.

[Chick McGee]

Look at that. And the mascot for the White Sox, southpaw. It's a muppet. He wore the entire. The vestment, the dressing.

[Josh Arnold]

At what point does it become religious?

[Tom Griswold]

I know. Would they do Yamakan night? I mean, is it.

[Commercial Announcer]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that'd be right. Exactly. If they were gonna do like a Hank Greenberg celebration.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, One night.

[Josh Arnold]

Would they?

[Chick McGee]

Or Sandy Koufax.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly. I just don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

But that might. I think if they covered all the bases.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you'd have Burka Knight.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. I think we're getting into some problems.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

These people. Because these people are all just too sensitive. That's what the problem is.

[Chick McGee]

Is that what the problem is.

[Tom Griswold]

They could have Seek night.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder if the Pope will make any comment about it because, you know, he found out.

[Chick McGee]

Sure. Oh, he's probably watching the game. He's got the major league checking. He's got the major League baseball ticket in the Vatican.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We had a story yesterday about Jeff Oskay got into a near a fist fight with a guy who was dealing with a clerk who was not the clerk, but the clerk was. Some pronounce it Sikh, some pronounce it sick. It's the turban dudes.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know that under those turbans they got all their hair. They don't cut their hair.

[Christy Lee]

I know. That's why their hair is kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of wrapped in the turban, too.

[Christy Lee]

That's one of the hottest scenes ever. And out of Africa when he took his turban off. Are you kidding?

[Tom Griswold]

I was thinking of going full. I'm thinking of going full turban.

[Christy Lee]

Really? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There are many, many pictures of you in full turbines. We've been getting them by the hundreds.

[Christy Lee]

Just because you put on a turban doesn't grow your hair, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, shut up. Go back down. Yeah, but I mean, I. Yeah, it's interesting because they could do it for the Pope, but if they did every other religion, it would be problematic.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that's the thing. I don't know when it becomes problematic. I guess it depends on the.

[Chick McGee]

I thought this was fine.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, maybe it's an eye of the beholder type.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I think it's funny. But I'm just saying, right? If you did Orthodox Jew night and everyone had to have those sideburns and the whole thing. No, they'd probably find that effect.

[Christy Lee]

Plus, we have a pope that has a good sense of humor. I don't think they would have done this.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Who runs the. Like, the Amish people. I mean, they have, like a pope.

[Josh Arnold]

You know.

[Ali Breen]

Why?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they don't, actually. But, I mean, can you imagine if you did Amish night? I guess they wouldn't even know about it because. Have there ever been any famous Amish athletes?

[Chick McGee]

Do you not remember we pitched a TV show and they didn't take us up on it? This was a couple years ago. Was it? Charles Goodman, frontier forward. And he was an Amish. Oh, he was an Amish.

[Tom Griswold]

Wonderful. Dean. Yeah, that was great.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, Kingpin. That's kind of the premise, right? That Randy Quaid is an Amish guy who's a professional bowler.

[Christy Lee]

But according to AI, there are no famous professional Amish athletes.

[Tom Griswold]

God, if one made the Olympics. Can you imagine? Because whenever they show the Olympics, they always have those bio pieces. They usually try to find something tragic. You know, before she was born, both the parents were killed. What?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Adversity.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Overcoming. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Narrated by Harrison Ford. Because he was in that Amish movie.

[Chick McGee]

On to the NFL.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly. They would call him immediately.

[Chick McGee]

Minnesota Vikings have chosen Kyler Murray as their son. Starting quarterback of Vikings coach Kevin o' Connell pledged to supervise a true competition.

[Tom Griswold]

A real name. Or is that a real name? Or is that a Portman? Two of Kurt and Tyler.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I didn't hear the name.

[Tom Griswold]

Kyler.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a fake name?

[Chick McGee]

I believe we have some video of Kyler practicing with the Vikings. There he is.

[Frank Caliendo]

Who's this kid?

[Chick McGee]

That's Kyler Murray. He's the quarterback for the Vikings.

[Tom Griswold]

That appears to be a man of. Yeah, very small.

[Josh Arnold]

I said who's this kid?

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

That's not that far from his actual size.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so he's a tiny.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's. There's no way he's six feet.

[Tom Griswold]

But he. But he won the job, right?

[Chick McGee]

The incumbent, J.J. mcCarthy, drafted 10th overall in 24 draft, Michigan national champ. He is out. Murray will have a full month of full time reps with the first team before the regular season starts on September 13th. Both quarterbacks will play in their first exhibition game on Saturday against the New York York. The G man, the New York Giants.

[Josh Arnold]

They must have dwarf athletic leagues, right?

[Christy Lee]

Like dwarf football.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I would think so. And if that'd be another great.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be another great Olympic story for sure. Especially if it was like the basketball team.

[Josh Arnold]

It would be unlikely be like.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. You've ever seen the Globetrotters? They got a short guy out there. It's great.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

As you know, I love the Harlem Globetrotter.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we know.

[Tom Griswold]

They got ladies. There's Fanta ladies. So to compete with these quarterback things. I know they do like a skills test.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Durability assessment. And there's a swimsuit competition, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And then the fans vote.

[Josh Arnold]

The pads sometimes get in the way.

[Chick McGee]

An amateur golfer has quit his Missouri country club after he confessed till faking a hole in one.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

In an interview on ESPN radio, former junior college golfer Zach Holland admitted he staged his ace during an event at Winghaven Country Club in o'. Fallon.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would he do this?

[Chick McGee]

He lied to his partners. Told them he would tee off on par three, fourth hole ahead of them. When they arrived at the green, Mr. Holland pretended not to know where the ball was, allowing the group to discover. Hey, it's over here in the hole. Club officials review security camera footage.

[Tom Griswold]

They've got security cameras on a golf course now?

[Chick McGee]

Every hole. Of course. Holland driving his car near the fourth green before his scheduled tee time, contradicting his account. The video, of course, showed otherwise. When confronted with evidence, Mr. Holland folded like a house of Kai. He admitted staging the hole in one and subsequent took one. He now resigned his.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you gotta go. You have to leave.

[Tom Griswold]

Presumably they were gambling. I would assume.

[Christy Lee]

I would assume.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're playing golf there.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. I just thought this guy wanted the attention, man.

[Chick McGee]

He's Gonna end up probably tried to make some money.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy's gonna end up drunk, passed out in that safety net at Topgolf. I used to play junior county golf. You don't know what was it?

[Christy Lee]

It was.

[Chick McGee]

What was the name of the.

[Commercial Announcer]

Was the.

[Josh Arnold]

The golf club.

[Chick McGee]

Wing Haven or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. In O'. Fallon.

[Chick McGee]

Some golf club name outside of St. Louis.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. You know, I know that the St. Louis Country Club is a slang term for a whorehouse in Ferguson.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. Any other town, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Any.

[Josh Arnold]

Any other county. Any other. Any other municipality.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Pat and I the only one. Pat and I are the only one. High school football practice. Remember that, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Or football practice.

[Christy Lee]

Days.

[Pat Godwin]

Three days in August.

[Chick McGee]

First two weeks conditioning. Second two weeks. Two two a days.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A high school football player in Arkansas shocked to find a venomous snake in his helmet.

[Tom Griswold]

It gets better.

[Chick McGee]

Animal control. Animal control officer Monmel Animal Services told ABC News the player at Maumel High School had been wearing the helmet for an hour before discovering the snake. I'm sorry. He'd been wearing the helmet an hour before discovering the snake. The snake was additional initially reported reported to be a copperhead. But once officers examined the animal after they beat it on the concrete, they realized it was a cotton mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

Just as dangerous.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah, exactly. From bad to worse, man.

[Chick McGee]

The snake was released after its removal

[Tom Griswold]

on ABC ABC News last night. They have it. They have the video of the thing coming out is. This is the still photo. It's hard to see in this one they got. You see the tongs come down and they pick up this little critter.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Was it a little baby one?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it looked like it was. It looked like it was about a foot long. Maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know about with snakes but they often say the babies are the most venomous.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not. And that's. But that's actually apocryphal.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh wait. That's been debunked in all species.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

It isn't snakes.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

It was probably nice and warm. So he didn't want exactly bite.

[Chick McGee]

They like salt. Snug salt.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

God.

[Frank Caliendo]

How did it.

[Josh Arnold]

Salt.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess this. This article goes on to say that you've got to be careful that snakes will burrow into because it apparently it burrowed underneath the pads. So you don't see it. They did they show where they dump a thing of gatorade on them. It's actually anti venom.

[Josh Arnold]

That only works for gators.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's your.

[Josh Arnold]

If we're going to be silly.

[Chick McGee]

Set up for this story, isn't it? Was that your, was that your humorous comment for this story? The Gatorade?

[Tom Griswold]

No. So it's all venom, you see.

[Chick McGee]

It's all venom.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a poisonous snake.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it would be anti.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh. Okay. This.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, thank goodness they didn't like Medusa

[Tom Griswold]

coming out of his head, man. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Going out of my head like Medusa.

[Chick McGee]

Medusa.

[Tom Griswold]

That's just terrible.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you believe in gorgons, chick?

[Christy Lee]

Gorgons? What are gorgons?

[Josh Arnold]

Medusa's a gorgon.

[Tom Griswold]

Gorgonzole.

[Christy Lee]

Oh,

[Tom Griswold]

cheese. That's the fighting from snake milk. Oh, the fading fighting cheeses. Okay, good. Well, I think we've done our work here.

[Chick McGee]

More sports coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

More sports, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now, also coming up, sexy time with Ali Breen. We'll talk with comedian Frank Caliendo coming up in about half an hour. Looking forward to talking to Frank. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Pat. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there indeed. Wipe that smile off your face. We don't have time for you to be giggling.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry, sir.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. I'm Chick and Hello Tom, sports rolls right along.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you love the the force quit sequence you can do on a computer?

[Josh Arnold]

I do. I like it too. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Who did you force quit on it?

[Tom Griswold]

Just whatever. I had something going I wanted.

[Chick McGee]

I missed the days when you could take the battery out and then put the battery back in. Man, that really. That really force quits.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So whatever that you were watching is going to be gone forever.

[Chick McGee]

That's. That's what they. I. I thought until the FBI steps in. Grand jury had other ideas.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. And you got to find somebody with a boat.

[Chick McGee]

The worldwide. I know this isn't going to sound like a sports story early on, but please, for the sake of someone in the room, bear with me.

[Ali Breen]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Great story.

[Christy Lee]

The world

[Chick McGee]

the worldwide bird flu epidemic. Of course, birds flu is driving up the price of badminton. Shuttlecocks. No. According to Australian Broadcasting Company. That's right. The other abc. Skyrocketing shuttlecock prices result from the mass culling of flocks of geese, ducks and poultry whose feathers are typically used to craft shuttlecocks.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never used one with actual feathers. I don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

And I didn't.

[Christy Lee]

Plastic.

[Chick McGee]

Get a load of this.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait. Yeah. This is amazing.

[Chick McGee]

A high quality shuttlecock. Of course, I don't have to tell you this. It uses 16 feathers from the left wing of either a duck or a goose.

[Tom Griswold]

Stop right there.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Of the left wing.

[Tom Griswold]

They only use the feathers.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

From the left wing.

[Christy Lee]

Why? Ah, Is it the way they're shaped, obviously?

[Tom Griswold]

I am assuming it's a government choice. Choice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's an MSNBC thing.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think it's obvious.

[Pat Godwin]

Try to be conservative.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't they go with. Are they ms? Aren't they Ms. Now?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They change it.

[Chick McGee]

It's obvious why they use the left wing. The cost of direct mail carnivals.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, sure. Yeah. That kind of goes without saying.

[Chick McGee]

Streaming service.

[Tom Griswold]

Think about this for a second, Christie. So some person's job.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Is to examine goose feathers just from

[Christy Lee]

the left wing and select the best 16, it says.

[Tom Griswold]

And only two or three feathers meet the specifications of the 16.

[Josh Arnold]

Of the 16, the geese have got to be going. Hey, thanks a lot.

[Pat Godwin]

You could have just picked the three.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

These geese walk around. Hey, how come you got a naked left army?

[Josh Arnold]

Shut up. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know you can take the feathers without killing me.

[Pat Godwin]

Flies in circles.

[Chick McGee]

In April, the badminton. The Bwf. The Badminton World Federation announced it would allow the use of synthetic shuttlecocks. Though players say the real thing is far. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute. I have a question.

[Chick McGee]

Oh boy. Don't look at me, look at him.

[Christy Lee]

So you can't use the feathers of birds that have died from the bird flu?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I think those birds have. They can't. Don't they have to immediately be buried and destroyed or burned or something?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

In deep pits.

[Josh Arnold]

It's crazy contagious, right? I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

That must be the reason.

[Tom Griswold]

But am I correct in saying that the shuttlecock is the fastest object in sports? That's not a race car, apparently.

[Chick McGee]

But it's. If you look at. It's the fastest object in sports. But it's also the shortest amount of time.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's like 4.5 seconds.

[Chick McGee]

It goes 190,000 miles an hour for 1.1 seconds.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But yes, initially off the racket, it's the fastest.

[Chick McGee]

Technically, yes, it is the fastest in sports.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever watched professional badminton?

[Tom Griswold]

They're badasses.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're. It's impressive.

[Christy Lee]

I've never seen it.

[Chick McGee]

You've got to be kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

It is. It's pretty impressive.

[Chick McGee]

You've watched professional Batman.

[Josh Arnold]

It's for a few minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

You've seen professional. Professional table tennis. I gotta say, same thing.

[Chick McGee]

Somehow I think less of you.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not like you're having a picnic.

[Josh Arnold]

No, right.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever played, as you would say. Let me ask you this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever played badminton at a family gathering and it caused a fight? Well, seemed like that's. As a hotbed for argument.

[Tom Griswold]

We used to have a little net we'd string between the trees in Harbor Springs.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I bet you would. Yes, of course. And then the Kennedys and the Skakels would come over.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no croquet field.

[Chick McGee]

It was kind of in the woods. Special guest tonight, Franklin. Unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to meet Franklin. Jelly's one of my favorite.

[Chick McGee]

We're going to play bad in it with Frank. He's going to do us a vampire.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't believe the bird flu was affecting it then.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's cuz the birds refuse to get their shots. No.

[Ace Cosby]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

You haven't read this?

[Josh Arnold]

I hadn't read the.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah. The birds refusing to get their flu shots.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh boy.

[Tom Griswold]

They've been reading RFK Jr. And you

[Chick McGee]

thought they know what's you thought. But I was stopped on badminton. There's more for badminton.

[Josh Arnold]

Why did we give him the floor?

[Tom Griswold]

And then also by the way, the name Shuttlecock is funny. In an effort it sounds like a couple of astronauts talking. Yeah, well, how was your mission?

[Chick McGee]

I got a little shuttlecock she doesn't normally put out on the shuttle in a bid to fight off disruptive macaque monkeys.

[Josh Arnold]

You just went right ahead, didn't you?

[Chick McGee]

You just mashed up against the WBC of 2026. The World Badminton Championships are launching an unusual defense. They have macaque monkey problems. And this is monkey impersonators. A small group of men have been trained to imitate the calls of Langer monkeys. The men will be used to deter rhesus macaques from entering the newly renovated Indira Gandhi indoor stadium in New Delhi.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, so it's an indoor stadium. But it gets.

[Chick McGee]

Gets. They got monkey problems.

[Tom Griswold]

Monkeys. And they have problems with all kinds of sports over there because of these monkeys. But the. What's the other? The Langer monkeys terrify the macaque monkeys. Oh. So I see these guys dress up and start making the sound of a monkey to scare the monkeys away.

[Christy Lee]

Do we have video of this?

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a minute.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that guy.

[Chick McGee]

Who the hell's that?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that must be a Langer monkey call.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe a howler.

[Frank Caliendo]

Wow, that is so funny.

[Josh Arnold]

So that guy just stands there and does that every now and again at the airport.

[Chick McGee]

He looks like

[Josh Arnold]

a john.

[Chick McGee]

Actually, that was. The gentleman. Was Zafar.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

One of the men hired for the job. He explained monkeys are absolutely terrified of langers, which is why mimicking a langer is so affected. All right. You can't sit down out a balcony in India and enjoy your morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently, New Delhi, these guys are used for all kinds of events. Not. Not just the badminton.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you been to New Delhi? Same. Same as the old deli.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you Delhi. Like I.

[Chick McGee]

Who told us that?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, it's a good name for a stadium, the Indira Gandhi Stadium, because nothing screams competitive aggression.

[Christy Lee]

Sports.

[Tom Griswold]

I would not. I would not return your serve because I do not defend myself. Pretty cool.

[Christy Lee]

Pretty cool. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, have you been a new monkeys Inundate. That's just so funny.

[Chick McGee]

They have a huge monkey problem in India. Everywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

They'll, like, steal purses, they'll steal your food.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

They have problems in Florida.

[Chick McGee]

Barbados, cigarettes and all sorts.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that place in Florida? There's that island.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Can I bum a life?

[Tom Griswold]

There's that island full of monkeys. And every once in a while they cross the river or whatever and they start stealing stuff at people's houses.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't that a Jake Is album?

[Tom Griswold]

Monkey Monkey island. Yeah. Not their best.

[Chick McGee]

That's okay.

[Josh Arnold]

If that island of monkeys. If they don't, somebody needs to build a fake Statue of Liberty arm on that island.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's funny.

[Chick McGee]

I think Pat might be able to bring this situation more into focus for us.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I got a song. It's the MAA song. You have to be careful how you pronounce that. Cuz I'm a huge fan of macaque.

[Christy Lee]

Are you?

[Tom Griswold]

What kind of monkeys are macaques?

[Chick McGee]

Macaque monkeys are.

[Pat Godwin]

They're macaque monkeys.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, are they New World monkey?

[Pat Godwin]

You know, I don't like most monkeys.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell's a New World monkey?

[Pat Godwin]

But I like to play with the macaque. Hey, when a macaque gets funky, I take macaque out for a walk. They say I'm a song.

[Josh Arnold]

Cute.

[Pat Godwin]

Careful one Makes me want to shout.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't warn me. I went right for it.

[Pat Godwin]

Macaque out of its cage and rock out with macaque out. Oh, if I can't sleep or I have writer's block. Oh, watch that one. I don't like baboons. I don't like to play with macaque.

[Tom Griswold]

Job.

[Pat Godwin]

Cha cha cac.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much.

[Pat Godwin]

You're welcome.

[Josh Arnold]

You almost corrected yourself into probation.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We had this story in April. Florida city issues warning after multiple monkey sightings. This is from Mount Dora in Florida. If you've ever lived in Florida. I used to love to see the barber stickers. I climbed Mount Dora, which is like 40ft above sea level. They're warning wild ferry. Several monkeys should be admired from a safe distance. They may carry disease and become aggressive. There was a some island where there's a wild population of monkeys. They've lived there since 1938. And there's this population of monkeys and every once in a while they escape the island. So it'd be a good premise for a movie. Yeah, you have a little friendly monkey coming up for your meet cute. Anyway, keep an eye out for macaques, Pat. Okay, now, coming up. Is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

More sports.

[Tom Griswold]

That's amazing. Coming up, Frank Caliendo, comedian Ali Breen with Sexy Time. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom show

[Tom Griswold]

95.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Frank Caliendo]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Pat. There's Josh Arnold. Hi.

[Frank Caliendo]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. I'm Chick. And Hello, Tom. And sports continues.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much. Chick McGee. I'm glad to have you here. What do you got?

[Chick McGee]

Parkour is the sport of moving quickly and efficiently through an urban environment.

[Josh Arnold]

It sure is.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the. Isn't that one of the James Bond movies? Isn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

Star wars intro?

[Commercial Announcer]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Casino Royale starts that way.

[Chick McGee]

It's pretty impressive by running, jumping, climbing, vaulting and overcoming obstacles. A fitness class in Singapore is using parkour techniques to teach better balance to the elderly.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

They started by throwing him off the top of buildings.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, and the ones who made. Make it. No.

[Josh Arnold]

That's baptism by fire.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

That's right. The class is offered by Movement Singapore. Exclamation point. There's got to be an exclamation point. Teach individuals how to fall and avoid debilitating injuries that could cause the elderly to lose confidence and hope in their own mobility.

[Josh Arnold]

This is the number one thing for

[Chick McGee]

elderly people getting up off the floor?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

According to Coach Tan She. Boom. Tan she. I'm sorry. It's Boon. Tan She Boone.

[Tom Griswold]

Boom would be funnier. Ms. Boom.

[Chick McGee]

And she says that interest in the class has exploded recently.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

The group now teaches multiple classes a week for clients between 50 and 70.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's a fine thing. What's. What's the.

[Christy Lee]

I'd like to see what they do where.

[Chick McGee]

Where James Bond meets gold Bond.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Break your hip.

[Commercial Announcer]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. I.

[Christy Lee]

Can you get off the floor without using your hands? It's harder than it sounds.

[Pat Godwin]

It is harder.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You go sit down on the floor and then get up without using your hands. Dog.

[Chick McGee]

Why would you not use your hands?

[Christy Lee]

It's one of the things that's the test.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I have various. You guys haven't been around at the compound for quite a while. I have various system of rope. Ropes hanging from the ceiling.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I can just reach out those sad days. Yeah. Yeah. So I.

[Tom Griswold]

Can any of them have nooses on them?

[Chick McGee]

No, they're too thick to tie. I thought of that. I. I can get myself off pat

[Josh Arnold]

for a little bit. You had your back fused?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And after that surgery, didn't you have one of those recliners that would stand you up?

[Pat Godwin]

I did. I got that from Tom when he had his surgery.

[Josh Arnold]

And how was it?

[Chick McGee]

Awesome.

[Pat Godwin]

Awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

My mom had two of them.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then it disappeared. I needed it back and it was gone. It was like a thousand bucks.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I have a. I only have three stairs.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I might have known who.

[Chick McGee]

I'll ask if you're coming up from the garage. They're like seven or eight stairs. I want to get one of those motorized chairs that go up the. Oh, hilarious staircase.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know someone who has one of those.

[Josh Arnold]

And why it's funny with chick is, like you said, it's two or three stairs.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a TV show.

[Christy Lee]

They love it.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a TV show. In the intro every week the grandmother was presented going down the stairs on one of those.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

What was.

[Chick McGee]

AP Bio has a pretty funny scene episode of the guy from Sunny in Philadelphia, Glenn Howerton coming down the stairs in his mom's motorized chair.

[Josh Arnold]

It's pretty good Gremlins, though. You remember the Gremlins Got a hold of that one lady.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. She really.

[Josh Arnold]

She flew out the window.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what do you want? Hey, Gremlin's going to gremle. They are?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, look.

[Commercial Announcer]

What? Look.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

This is stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

World record. This is amazing. I'm telling you, you're going to. You're going to thank.

[Chick McGee]

Man who took up hula hooping.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

To lose weight. Has swiveled his hips to become a world record breaker. Guinness World Records reports that Jan Yanja.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's this?

[Tom Griswold]

Yan Yan somebody.

[Chick McGee]

Yan Y A N J I A. Oh. Smith of China. Hung by his feet like a bat to break the record for most hula hoops spun whilst suspended upside down, with a total of 33.

[Josh Arnold]

This is interesting. This is something I've never seen.

[Chick McGee]

He beat the record by 10.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got those gravity boots on.

[Pat Godwin]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Where you.

[Josh Arnold]

He's got many hula hoops.

[Pat Godwin]

Not just the one you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

33. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Unbelievable. Now he's. He claims he started hula hooping to lose weight.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he's.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't understand that. Well, I mean, to work out your core, maybe. Boy, who are these Stepford wives that

[Ace Cosby]

all of a sudden.

[Chick McGee]

The chairman. The chairman has told us to.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly what it looked like. Two witnesses for the. Had you just slowly turn around to the camera and they just sort of, sort of lifelessly started talking.

[Chick McGee]

The chairman is good and honorable. Secondly, the chairman tells us. I. I have a question.

[Tom Griswold]

Is hula hooping easier if you're fat or harder?

[Josh Arnold]

Harder, I'm going to say, because, I

[Tom Griswold]

mean, if you're really fat, it just sits There, like a belt.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's not hula hooping. Is

[Chick McGee]

that's what's known as wearing a shoe. Stiff plastic belt.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm serious. Is it harder if you're.

[Josh Arnold]

My guess would be a little more. A little harder because you don't have everything.

[Pat Godwin]

A little harder if you're large.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, just. I'm just asking.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, and we were just answering.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy seems to have hula hooped himself into a nice slender build.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know about that. We didn't see a before photo.

[Chick McGee]

I for one want to hear what the two girls talk about the chairman. I might want to be. Get in.

[Christy Lee]

One girl look like she had a big bandage over her face.

[Chick McGee]

I want to see.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, she got along the first time.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't talk back to the chairman.

[Chick McGee]

Chairman is tough.

[Christy Lee]

Look over her nose.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are her glasses.

[Chick McGee]

Tough but fair.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, those are her glasses.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they are.

[Pat Godwin]

That's just a reflection. Yeah, not a pant.

[Tom Griswold]

What you do to earn glasses? Oh, oh.

[Josh Arnold]

You must earn your glasses.

[Chick McGee]

Everything is earned. That's what the Chairman says.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a nice, pretty elaborate jungle gym they've got there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. All metal. That looks safe.

[Josh Arnold]

What do they call different standards in different countries?

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's very. What do they call a jungle gym over there?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I want to know.

[Pat Godwin]

Check.

[Chick McGee]

I got bunches of stuff, but let

[Josh Arnold]

me check my savings account.

[Tom Griswold]

Never mind. Just asking.

[Josh Arnold]

What can I say?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, how much can I say now? I. The chairman is good.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a qu.

[Christy Lee]

When.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want to do a world record in China. Yeah, do the.

[Chick McGee]

It's part of the world. It's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but I mean. So the Guinness people up though, they must have a Chinese China division.

[Josh Arnold]

They have a worldwide. Yeah, they're. They're international.

[Tom Griswold]

They fly over there and how many.

[Chick McGee]

Of course they do. Why don't we put a man on this? How many adjudicators Guinness World Records have.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'd like to know.

[Chick McGee]

Because they. They travel the country all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to pay them to come witness this.

[Chick McGee]

They. You do have to. Yeah. Put up or shut up. Oh, you want to be in the wrap the book or not? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And they're first class tickets, right? Didn't we learn that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, they have to be.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyway, congratulations to Jan Yanyana. Yan Yija. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

Double Y.

[Tom Griswold]

Double see? Double Y. Sounds like a badass. Remember the movie that features gravity boots?

[Josh Arnold]

There are.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. The Richard Gere.

[Tom Griswold]

Richard Gere.

[Chick McGee]

American. I know. Looking for Mr. Goodbar.

[Pat Godwin]

American Gigolo, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Right. He's in good bar too, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Are those gravity boots still a thing? Are those still popular? I've never seen any at the gym anymore.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure you could find them.

[Josh Arnold]

People just have inversion tables.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, those are nice. The Guinness World record people have 78 official adjudicators spread across 18 countries who speak 23 languages.

[Josh Arnold]

They'll travel to wherever.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, very good. Well, congrats.

[Chick McGee]

You know, go ahead and say you like gravity. Gravity boots, but think about it. Okay. You're all hooked up with your gravity boots. You're hanging upside down. Now. Get down.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Get.

[Chick McGee]

Get off the bar.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to do a sit up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In air. In midair.

[Chick McGee]

In midair. You got to do a sit up and then you have to pull your legs off the bar.

[Josh Arnold]

And then.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Then when you crap yourself. Right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

Then you got to clean that up.

[Chick McGee]

Clean that up. What you're saying is I walk the boot into it.

[Tom Griswold]

And so somewhere along the way, someone put on that. We should explain. Gravity boots have a big hook on the heel so you can hang.

[Chick McGee]

I think people know. Everyone knows.

[Frank Caliendo]

Know.

[Chick McGee]

They might not know who Paul Newman is, but I think most people know what gravity. Gravity boots are.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll bet 25 of Americans know what

[Chick McGee]

a gravity boot is. What's the percentage that they know who Paul Newman is?

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently, sadly, maybe 40. I would hope it would be higher, but you never know. Once again, I had an encounter with a young lady who did not know who Paul Newman was. And I was quite, quite disappointed. Once again, go see Slap Shot. Go see Butch Cass.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't go see those things.

[Chick McGee]

But why not?

[Josh Arnold]

You can watch them at home.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe much more.

[Chick McGee]

It might be on ABC's Movie of the Week tonight at 8. Maybe that'll. Maybe that'll help. This is doing Monday Night of the Movies on NBC.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Good to know. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Man, I lost my mind one week. Saturday night at the Movies on abc. It was the Pink Panther.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's great.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait a second.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Christy hasn't seen the soccer thing. Can we. Can you cue that. That up for. I want to show Christy Lee this soccer thing. This is a. This was in Brazil. I want to say.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was a soccer match. This guy scores a goal and he's so excited.

[Chick McGee]

So he wants to do. Have a celebration. Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

So you can.

[Ace Cosby]

There.

[Tom Griswold]

We're showing the video to Christy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

He jumps over the fence and.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

That was Our reaction, There's a huge hole.

[Ali Breen]

It's not.

[Chick McGee]

It's a stairwell, but yes, it's.

[Frank Caliendo]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

For all intents and purposes, he sprained his ankle.

[Tom Griswold]

But the best part is right after this, the officials canceled his goal. It didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Disallowed. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, somebody off sides.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he didn't see it. He leaps over the fence and right there in the field there's a stairway and right down the hole. Isn't that fun?

[Christy Lee]

No, it's not.

[Chick McGee]

Right down the pipe.

[Christy Lee]

The guy's lucky his legs didn't shatter.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding, Shobi.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, one would think maybe the officials before the game would point that out.

[Josh Arnold]

Out walked.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody came, by the way. So what if someone was. I mean, the fence is right there. Someone could have just been running fast for the ball and.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Flew over it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Why? Why have a stairwell there? That's a better question.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, how long did he roll around on the floor holding his ankle from that? They do it when they're just pretending.

[Chick McGee]

My favorite part of that video is still the guy who's watching him go in the hole. And it's a cartoon like he grabs the side of his head. Whoa, going down.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Gonwin. Hello. Hello. Indeed. There's Josh Arnold. Hi. Yes. Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. We have a special guest, I understand

[Tom Griswold]

we will be joined via electricity and such with comedian Frank Caliendo.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Frank.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Frank.

[Frank Caliendo]

What, what are you? What, you're not human?

[Christy Lee]

No, he's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Just trying to explain to folks that you're not really in the studio with us. You are, I assume you're at home. Is that an airline seat you're in? That is really.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm on a plane.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

I'm on a plane in my house via electricity.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw a guy being interviewed yesterday on McAfee show with the guy was in his car. It was pretty cool. It's gotten to the point where it's really easy to get a hold of people now.

[Frank Caliendo]

Well, that, that happened during COVID Right. It used to be where nobody would do zooms or something like that on TV for local TV stations. And now that's that's what pretty much everybody, everybody will do that. Oh, you can't do it. We'll just zoom you in like, well, which is great. Ten years ago, you told us we couldn't do that. It would be too unprofessional.

[Tom Griswold]

And now it's always funny when you could tell they've brought in an art director to fix up the thing in the background. Now, are you, you have some kind of just totally blank background there. Is that electronically enhanced?

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah, that's a wall, Tom.

[Ali Breen]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's cool.

[Josh Arnold]

You got Frank. Frank calls us from his podcast room typically.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. That's very nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Because, I mean.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you considered Putting in, like, you could put a fake slide of some, you know, books that would reflect a certain intellect or something.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah, Yeah, I haven't thought of that at all. Yeah, I. I don't know. I. I'm. I have a little bit of a. I do have that podcast studio, like Josh said, which would be a better spot, but it's in a. My son's over there right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you're not in it now. I got you.

[Frank Caliendo]

No, no, no. I'm just in my office that my son is turned into a storage area. No, really, I. I don't know if I could turn the camera on. I'm worried about ruins, but it's. There's just boxes everywhere because he's buying and selling stuff online and. Yeah, he's lots of. Lots of, like, trading cards and stuff like that, so. And he wants me to get into the streaming and breaking the cards, where you open up the cards.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There is money there.

[Frank Caliendo]

There's crazy money in that.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a story coming up about a discovery of some kind of unopened pack that may go for hundreds of thousands of dollars.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

In the gaming world.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That stuff's huge.

[Frank Caliendo]

That's not even that much. There's a Cooper Flag rookie card that was just opened that. That's $5 million. There are the Otani card. I don't know if somebody's found that yet, but it's a new card this year and I don't think it's a rookie. I'm not sure what it is. Maybe has a piece of his uniform in it or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Frank Caliendo]

There's a Bounty out for $13 million.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Frank Caliendo]

And the difference is when we used to have cards and stuff like that and trade them even. Even up to like probably 10, 15 years ago, it was local, or you'd go to a local trade show or card show and you'd. That's where you'd.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Frank Caliendo]

People bid on the cards now. It's the world. You want to put something out on the Internet, you can. You can get people to bid on. If you get this card, I will give you X amount of dollars. It's crazy.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. That gum's got to really be stale if it's coming.

[Frank Caliendo]

It was still to start with, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This. This thing is coming up for auction is an ultra rare Nintendo Mario game cartridge.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's a cartridge.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe one of a kind. So, yeah, I was speaking with comedian Frank Caliendo, and Frank is going to be on the road doing some stuff do you do a. Do you do a Tony Romo?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah. I would rev up the Tony Romobile, which means something totally different now because that. That's when he would rev up Tiger. NASCAR race, be like Jim. And then the key. The key was. So I do Nance and Roma. My Nance is limited to just saying Tony because when he gets excited. When Nance gets excited, the VU meters. The guy working the VU meters has to be careful with it. And I don't have a great nance, so I just figured, going with that one word, Tony and Jim. And eventually when they used to work together back in the day, they would do me during the game. So Romo would say something. Oh, Jim, it's incredible. And amazing. And amazing. Incredible.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go, Jim. Tony.

[Josh Arnold]

And that's why Chick would listen to his local announcer.

[Chick McGee]

I listened to whatever NFL broadcast on,

[Frank Caliendo]

online, and recently I've changed it from Here we go, Jim to Here we go, Jim Bernard.

[Chick McGee]

There.

[Tom Griswold]

There it is.

[Chick McGee]

That's terrible.

[Frank Caliendo]

It's. I feel bad about it, but I want one extra laugh.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Frank Caliendo]

That's part of being a comedian. No, I like Romo. Romo's. I met him years ago at an event. I was at the Cotton bowl, and he was just in the audience. Super nice. And, you know, that stuff went down in Wisconsin, but he's from Burlington. Just a couple of, you know, cities over from me where I grew up in Waukesha.

[Josh Arnold]

So just coat factories as far as the eye can see.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at the big. The big plumes of smoke coming out of the mate.

[Frank Caliendo]

Maybe that's what he'll be doing. Oh, we've got deals and deals and deals. I'm smiling all the way through my sketches. So I started doing these and you. You suggested it for. For me years ago, and I was like, tom, I'm never going to do that. But. But I've. I've gotten a bunch of Bob and Tom fans that have actually had me do them. Jon Gruden talked me into doing cameo and I was like, I don't. I don't know. He's like, you gotta do cameo. You do cameo, man. Still a pretty fun thing.

[Tom Griswold]

You just. You just.

[Frank Caliendo]

People send you stuff and you pick their fantasy football league. You think you could do that? Think you could pick a fantasy football team? You pick it random. They put it right on the screen, man. He's like describing it to me how easy it is to. To do. Now, granted, he does it in his own voice and it's just him, you know, he does a great, he's incredible with it. He might be the best cameo for people don't know what cameo is. You wish somebody happy birthday or something like that and a lot of times it's just somebody going through the motions kind of. You know, some pipe. Some people are. Shouldn't say a lot of times every once in a while you'll see. But I, I put a lot into these and they're like personal. I then people give me instructions like can you do the 10 picks? And then you do John Madden pick.

[Chick McGee]

You know, with the 10 pick, Mike's going to have the 10 pick and

[Frank Caliendo]

then the 9th pick is Todd.

[Tom Griswold]

Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd.

[Frank Caliendo]

So glad you had a guy named Todd in your draft. At the end of the day he's still picking night and that's not very good.

[Josh Arnold]

You're enjoying it so far.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah, I actually like it. I didn't think I would. Thanks for telling people that. I'm not a jerk and I mean that sincerely. I'm not trying to be sarcastic. Yeah, I've actually thought people are getting such a kick out of it. I didn't, you know, I feel weird about it because you're charging somebody and it's pretty expensive. But I'm putting a lot of time into it. I wish I just had one where I could just do a happy birthday and it would be like a super cheap kind of thing. But people are asking me to do these things and I'm actually taking an hour, a couple hours on them.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Frank Caliendo]

And editing myself and I'm making, I'm trying to make them good actually. I, I've edited and missed a number once. Like so I went from the pick and I, I go and take a look at it and see if I've screwed anything up. But sometimes I get. I've got like five sitting there right now that I have to do today. But

[Tom Griswold]

are they requesting specific voices every time?

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah, well, everybody wants Gruden and the Gruden's a big one. But the Chris Berman and I'll throw like topical stuff in. Like if you've seen the video with me with no rear end, I got burme. Got no back to the draft. Say what you will, but nobody circles the belt around the middle of the buttocks like Chris Berman. If you guys, you guys have seen.

[Pat Godwin]

I've seen it. I saw it yesterday. It's hilarious.

[Frank Caliendo]

Pull it up. I mean it was insane. Looks like somewhere between and I've seen it him in person before. Chris Berman times 10 his. He's some people are like, did he. Did he have an asynctomy or something? I mean, that's what people are saying online. It's like, there's no rear end. And people like, where's. Where's the butt?

[Chick McGee]

He's like, hey, hey, hey, we're gonna find it.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a fellow sufferer of that.

[Frank Caliendo]

No, you're nowhere near. And I've inspected from. I mean, I've taken a look. I tell you what, man, I'm taking a direct look. And there's, there's on a profile, there's a bump, okay? On Chris Berman, it's convex, man.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta be concave in this room. There's only two of them, and one of them's on Christie. And it's very nice, but that's it. The rest of us have flat asses.

[Frank Caliendo]

Not like that. Are you looking at that thing? It's the Penguin. I mean, it's, it's. Now I get you. Batman.

[Chick McGee]

Batman.

[Tom Griswold]

Besides sports picks, are you just doing birthdays and hellos and a little bit anniversaries?

[Frank Caliendo]

I got. I get some of those. But it's been the football season stuff is just crazy. And it's, it's, it's been, it's been fun. The names of people I. Their teams. I just got one, and I'm trying to figure out if I can say it on the air, but it's Trevor Simeon's name, and it's a hot load of.

[Tom Griswold]

You were clean, Frank. You were clean.

[Chick McGee]

I do.

[Frank Caliendo]

But when people give me stuff, I have to make decisions on if I can say this stuff or not. And I think it's. I think I'm going away from being clean now. I think I'm gonna be a filthy. For a couple bucks, I'm gonna whore it out. It's got. I mean, people get a kick out. You'd say something like, I try to. I try to dance around some of the stuff, but some of them are so blatant, I'm like, ah, maybe I'll be off the screen when I say that. I feel bad. Like I told the Cameo people, I'm like, I don't want to decline these because I feel like they're asking and they're super nice. And so I've done every. This is the wrong thing to say on the air, especially on your show. I've done them all and haven't declined and any. But now I'm going to be tested with something really terrible.

[Chick McGee]

It's going to be really bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And time For a new rate. Rate hike?

[Frank Caliendo]

Well, yeah, well, that's. That's. I mean, I had to do that a little bit. It automatically, as you're getting booked more and more and more, it raises it. So it's been going up, but not. Mine's going up about 18 the speed of John Gruden's. You look, one day he's 300, the next day he's, I'm $1700, man. No, he's not that much. But I'm exaggerating for the point of comedy. You wouldn't expect that from.

[Josh Arnold]

For a while there, I think. Is his name Brian Baumgartner from the office? Yeah, he was the number one dude.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah, I think Gruden. Gruden. Like, I have. Like, they have this thing that they try to trick you into wanting to do more on the creator. And, like, I've got 82 points. Somebody has like a, you know, like a Brian Erlacher or somebody has a hundred points or something. You look at Jon Gruden, 698 points, and you're like, this guy's just sitting all day going, all right, what do we do here, man? Take a look. All right, little Spider 2i banana.

[Ace Cosby]

Here we go.

[Frank Caliendo]

But it's fun. It's been fun. Honestly, I don't know. It's been. It's been more fun than I expected. It's a little bit of work, which is, as you guys know, I'm against for myself. I mean, I'm about as lazy as it gets, so it's.

[Josh Arnold]

You're making people happy, though. You really are.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah, it is. You do them, Josh, or. Okay, yeah. Because people really are thrilled when you do it. I'm kind of. I don't know. I just. I think I'm so jaded in life that I. And why should I have a great life? That's just that. That's just my. My mentality, I guess. But when people. That's the cool thing is when somebody comes back and. And I do this too. Like, somebody would give me the. The instructions are kind of vague and went expensive. I feel bad, so I automatically DM the people and like, all right, can you clarify these little pieces of information for me so I can do a good job and. And make it the way you want it, and. And, like, the guy I talked with at cam was like, you really do that? I'm like, yeah, I just can't rip people off with bad ones. So I got to work at it.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. We're speaking with comedian Frank Caliendo.

[Frank Caliendo]

I was going to say it's the opposite of what I do with you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of road work coming up. Schaumburg, Illinois, in late September. And then October 9th and 10th, you're going to be at Palm Beach, Florida.

[Frank Caliendo]

And Willie Griswold, if you guys know him, he is going to be with me in Schomburg. And he just. I tell you, Tom, we text back and forth every once in a while, and you always worry that I brought. I feel like you worry that I brought Willie on the road just to get more plugs. That's not. That's totally. He's really getting good. I would only have him open. This is like two years, three years ago now. I will only have him emcee when we first started. And he got better pretty quickly. And just from being in the right rooms with the right audience and stuff like that, he. Man, he really has gotten better and better to the point where Brian Dorfman over at Zany's came up to me because he was with me in Nashville last week. And Brian's like, he's really good. I was like, yeah, not just, you know, bringing him for the heck of it.

[Tom Griswold]

I understand. He also. He also is very good at getting you your favorite beverages, and you're extremely picky about your Dr. Pepper.

[Frank Caliendo]

He's fantastic with that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, which. Which Dr. Pepper we need to make.

[Frank Caliendo]

If we need to make a roadside stop? He gets me to the bathroom quickly in my old age.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, which Dr. Pepper do you drink, though? And isn't there.

[Frank Caliendo]

I do a. I do a diet Dr. Pepper, but I also have a. There's a drink that I get now. It's a flavored water from Walmart. And this is how cheap I'm. It's like 89 cents. And it's.

[Christy Lee]

That.

[Frank Caliendo]

There's a strawberry and a mango something, but it's like this. It's almost like liquid candy with zero calories. So I just drink that. That's my. That's my new favorite thing. Even on top of the diet Dr. Pepper.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. Are you working on any new voices? Anybody else coming down the pipe?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

I mean, two. That I'm thinking of. I don't know if I've done the Billy Bob Thornton is. 1. Have I talked to you about that at all? I don't have it 100% yet. Yet. That's the one where I heard him doing this interview, and he. He said, my kids think I sound like Hank Hill. He does that thing right here where you think he's talking slowly, but he's actually talking pretty quickly. And then he'll say something in another language and then call you a jackass. Like Riva Dirche jackass.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good.

[Pat Godwin]

That's very good.

[Frank Caliendo]

And then the other one is Patrick Mahomes. That's get. That's getting better. I found the, I found, I found the take on Patrick Mahomes which is he sounds like a little kid who was playing out in the woods with another little kid. That other little kid got hurt and Patrick has to come back and tell the adults about it. That's every Patrick Mahomes interview. Like Patrick, what happened? Well, I was just out there in the woods with Travis and Travis and he tripped on a rock and he skinned his knee and when he skinned his knee he wasn't able to get back up. So I had to come here and, and let you know that I'm gonna need a band Aid, some Bactine and a tourniquet. And I know an ambulance might cost a bit, but that'll be okay. Cause Taylor's gonna write a song about it and that'll pay for everything.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great. Frank Caliendo and Frank, if they want to find you on Cameo, is it pretty simple?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

All my webs, all my social media stuff links to it I think now or just go to Cameo and search my name.

[Tom Griswold]

What are the most any particularly unusual things like an anniversary or a birthday that was unusual or is it pretty much the same stuff?

[Frank Caliendo]

It's a lot of football stuff. The fantasy football picks, drafting the fantasy football. And what's cool is Cameo randomly puts the stuff up there so they've already got the order I can just read off. I edit it a lot because I go back and forth at different characters and I try to get it right and good for people. But mostly it's that it's the weird, crazy, over the top names of some of the filthy minded people that are sending me stuff. And it's, it's like, like Josh said it I. The reaction from people. Something I didn't think would affect me as much as it does. It's like kind of cool to get that. And people really appreciate you working with a man and, and doing it, you know, decently instead of just kind of, you know, recording it and throwing at him. I've actually had to do a couple little Band aid things for people because I screwed something up and I'm like, how about if I do this for you? I do like an extra 32nd John Gruen. I'll tell you what, man. Caliento has not figured out how to count backwards from 10 to 1. And I'm once again saving him in this situation.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thanks, Frank. We're going to take a little break here. We always appreciate all your hard work and I think it's great that you're doing cameo. That should be fun for a lot of people. And by the way, Frank Caliendo does the finest corporate comedy you've ever seen. He's clean. He doesn't go off the tracks unless

[Frank Caliendo]

I get a cameo request.

[Tom Griswold]

Unless you beg him.

[Frank Caliendo]

Well, let me just say this guys, you're doing a great job, but. Areva dirche jackasses.

[Tom Griswold]

I love Billy Bob. Thank you very much, very much, Frank.

[Frank Caliendo]

All right, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Frank Caliendo, ladies and gentlemen. And we now give the floor to Mr. Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up today in History Plus, Barbie and Ken in the news of all things.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, yeah, they've had those crazy kids, they've had their ups and downs.

[Tom Griswold]

And then today is National Middle Child Day.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm one of those.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's your day, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll come back and tell you about that from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel

[Josh Arnold]

there?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. And by the way, if you go to the Chick Wiggy Instagram, you can get a Chick Wiggy cameo. I've been on cameo for quite a while. Oh, yeah. A little. Little blatant hostility for any occasion.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what they usually ask for?

[Chick McGee]

Well, they're very happy birthdays and yeah,

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not on cameo, but every once in a while I'll. I'll be in the background of one of yours.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, that's true.

[Ali Breen]

You'll.

[Chick McGee]

You'll saunter by.

[Tom Griswold]

Usually not. Not requested, but a little.

[Chick McGee]

Always appreciated but always unworthy. Wanted. Go.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, birthdays. I'm going to do this one backwards, see if anybody.

[Ace Cosby]

Anybody.

[Chick McGee]

We can't without the music.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Backwards.

[Christy Lee]

You mean backwards.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to give you a name and see if you can know. Fair.

[Josh Arnold]

I give us the name and we'll tell you what the date of their birthday is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's even better. I'll give you the birthday date today, obviously, but 1962.

[Chick McGee]

August 12th.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, 1962. Does August 12th.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, younger than me, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

First name. I'm not sure how you pronounce it. Yori, maybe. Y O U R E E. Yori Del Harris.

[Chick McGee]

Yuri Dell Harris is a blackjack dealer at Caesars.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Ali Breen]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Ms. Cleo.

[Chick McGee]

She's still in prison or something.

[Tom Griswold]

No, she's dead.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy, that is quite. She got the deathbed. Death penalty.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Ironically, she didn't see that coming. Yeah, Ms. Cleo was probably the famous of the scam artist TV psychics.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, do we know that she was a scammer?

[Christy Lee]

Know that?

[Chick McGee]

Maybe she believed. Well, she wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

I think she'd probably still be here, wouldn't you?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you can't avoid death even if you know that it's coming.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I. Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you can run, but you can't hide.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

She wasn't a scam artist. She didn't run for public office.

[Ali Breen]

Office.

[Chick McGee]

That's the only. Let's move along.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's start. Let's start with events in history. This is important. Thomas Edison completed the first theft of

[Chick McGee]

someone else's idea phonograph. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

That was the first phonograph in 1877.

[Chick McGee]

That was Tesla's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. Yeah. And I think they're selling those at Urban Outfitters now. I'm not sure, but. And on the Same date in 1908, Henry Ford built the first Model T.

[Chick McGee]

And let's just leave everything about Henry Ford. Just leave it at that.

[Tom Griswold]

He's Mr. T's grandfather.

[Chick McGee]

I know that. Who knew that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I pity the fool that doesn't buy

[Chick McGee]

a Ford Model T, the assembly line and all. Remember this famous quote? You can have any color Model T you want, as long. As long as it's black.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, of course. Now we get to. This is an odd one. Josh, you'll know this one.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1927.

[Chick McGee]

I admire his enthusiasm. Go right ahead, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1927, the movie Wings was released. It's one of only two solid films.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ever to win an Oscar.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

For Best Picture.

[Ali Breen]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the other one?

[Josh Arnold]

The Artist.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I knew you'd get a job.

[Chick McGee]

I forgot that one. Best Picture.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That was a great movie, I gotta tell you.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree. That was really good.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't he the guy that, when he won, stepped all over the people at the hour?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so it's an unfortunate topic of a movie that. Let's just move along.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, okay. Sorry. This is. And this is odd. In 1939, the wizard of Oz premiered where?

[Chick McGee]

Grauman's Chinese Theater in Kansas, Right?

[Frank Caliendo]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, of all things. It premiered in Wisconsin, Huh? I've got sick. Burn for Kansas. What's going on there?

[Christy Lee]

Where in Wisconsin? Does it say what city?

[Chick McGee]

Tony Romo.

[Josh Arnold]

Is there an Emerald City, Wisconsin?

[Christy Lee]

Is there a. Is there a Wizard of Oz film festival?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know why, but that's. That's where it premiered.

[Josh Arnold]

Is Dorothy Gale. Is that name a little too punny?

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You mean the.

[Chick McGee]

That's the best they can have back?

[Josh Arnold]

No, the. The storm.

[Pat Godwin]

Gail.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that was considered.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe it's not. You didn't.

[Chick McGee]

That was considered cutting edge comedy in 1939. People couldn't believe it.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it. Is it Dorothy Gale in the book?

[Josh Arnold]

Even if. Yes, but even so, you know, Was Frank L Bomb.

[Pat Godwin]

The bomb.

[Josh Arnold]

Bomb.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

L stands for Looney.

[Christy Lee]

I don't probably really don't care, but it premiered August 10, 1939, at the Orpheum in Green Bay, followed by test screenings and a High profile red carpet premiere, August 15th at Grumman's Chinese.

[Josh Arnold]

It was tested in Wisconsin.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And it was also hosted by All Pro guard Jerry Kramer.

[Christy Lee]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

Green Bay was.

[Josh Arnold]

Green Bay is. Means is essentially Emerald City.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice time. Yeah, that's right. Very good. On this date in 1990, the largest T. Rex skeleton ever found was discovered by Susan Hendrickson.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is that why it's named Sue?

[Tom Griswold]

That's why it's named Sue.

[Chick McGee]

Son of God.

[Christy Lee]

Still in Chicago, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did she change her name to Sue Rex person?

[Chick McGee]

You're still not giving up the Dorothy Gale thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, 1887. Erwin Schrodinger,

[Chick McGee]

him and his cat.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't get me started.

[Chick McGee]

What's the problem with that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's really confusing. It's the box. Is the cat dead or alive? I'll tell you what. He's dead. I got that for sure. Oh, yeah, he's no mystery about that.

[Chick McGee]

He's in a box, I would guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, probably.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, if you don't walk by his grave and there's not a meow sound that goes off, what are they doing? A muffled meow.

[Tom Griswold]

1929. Happy birthday. Late Buck Owens, Bakersfield sound.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good piece of hokum, he would say.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, there's a fact about this that I know Josh knows, because he's mentioned it, and I'll bet Pat does too.

[Christy Lee]

About Buck Owens.

[Tom Griswold]

No, born in 1935. The great actor John Cazale.

[Ace Cosby]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I know. What fact you're gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Pat Godwin]

What is you. All six of his movies were nominated for Best Picture.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

The only movies he was in.

[Chick McGee]

Fun. He also had personal access to Meryl Streep's pant drawer.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

He did.

[Christy Lee]

They were engaged. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

They were wildly in love. I know that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I don't know if they were.

[Tom Griswold]

He's Fredo, of course, in the Godfather, so. See, the Godfather, Godfather Part two, the Conversation, the Deer Hunter and Dog Day Afternoon.

[Chick McGee]

That's them.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you imagine?

[Tom Griswold]

Picture, picture, picture, picture.

[Frank Caliendo]

Boom, boom, boom.

[Tom Griswold]

I got one that only Pat will appreciate. Happy birthday, 1949. Mark Knoffler, the great guitarist.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not gonna call him Mark Nobler because there are knobs on guitars. Right, John?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's good. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that too on the nose? Dorothy Gale. The tone in the song Money For Nothing was an accident.

[Pat Godwin]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They. They were trying to set something up and a microphone dropped overnight, and before they could fix it, he did a test and said that's that's great. Do that.

[Josh Arnold]

I. What, What. What is it exactly?

[Pat Godwin]

It's a gritty sound coming from his.

[Tom Griswold]

So just the way it's.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. They can't duplicate that particular kind of distinction.

[Tom Griswold]

The beginning of money for nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is fantastic. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It was an accident.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's. It says quote, despite meticulous, doesn't have anything. Never able to recreate it.

[Chick McGee]

He dropped his guitar in the toilet at the recording studio.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

So when you saw it live, it wasn't quite nail it.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. But I mean, it's. He's a great. One of the greatest guitarists ever. He's fantastic. Happy birthday, Sir Mix a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Frank Caliendo]

Today.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Does anybody remember Sir Mix Aant's real name?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Mixalamu.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh? Anthony Ray.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, Tony. Tony, Ray.

[Christy Lee]

Tony.

[Tom Griswold]

And ladies and gentlemen, he's famous for.

[Chick McGee]

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Anthony Co. And then lastly, happy birthday, Kara Delavigni. Who is that model?

[Josh Arnold]

Actress.

[Christy Lee]

Model. Actress. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Eyebrows.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oh, like that Mexican painter lady.

[Josh Arnold]

Not quite Frida Kahlo.

[Chick McGee]

It's just for us. That Kala though, dude, good deal on a Jeep. Okay, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

That's just you.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome. Note.

[Tom Griswold]

We will return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the link at bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Tickets coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

The hell's that supposed to be?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jessica Alsman.

[Commercial Announcer]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

See, that's a nice greeting. Hi there, there.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Shot it.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Roger that. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We were just talking about today in history and we got talking about Mark Knoffler of Dire Straits and the.

[Chick McGee]

Lost my mind when I heard this for the first time.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of Sting on the vocal there.

[Chick McGee]

Love this. Love Der Stingle. Love everything he does.

[Tom Griswold]

He's out there touring again. Solo artist. Great stuff. But this is the guitar sound.

[Christy Lee]

I love the drum.

[Chick McGee]

Love the drums on this.

[Pat Godwin]

Sorry, it takes a while.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I. It's so awesome. I didn't realize it was an accident.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was. The microphone had dropped over during the night.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So it just creates a sort of grittier sound.

[Pat Godwin]

It's pretty cool.

[Josh Arnold]

They weren't able to duplicate. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I guess that solo is pretty difficult to play too.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What he's. What he's playing there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's a lot of famous. Like in blues. There are certain blues. There's one particular famous artist that the tube on his amp had fallen. It was an old tube amp, but it had fallen. Was dangling by the wire but still working well, you know, that gave it a special sound. So there were guys that would try to take their amp and sort of half bust it just to get that feel.

[Chick McGee]

The Roxanne story where Sting leans on the piano and it's clunk and he laughs. That's an actual. That's a mistake at the start of Roxanne. And they left it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great. Now we will push on with Christy Lee at the Bob and Tom news desk.

[Christy Lee]

What's happening While we were talking about this with Frank Calando a bit a minute ago, a rare collection of Nintendo Entertainment System gift games that was recently unearth in Wisconsin is now going up for auction.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

An ultra rare collection of 1997 absolutely pristine copies of Super Mario Brothers Duck Hunt, a popular game.

[Josh Arnold]

It's. It's all right. So that cartridge would be Super Mario Brothers and then slash. Duck Hunt. It's two games in one cartridge.

[Christy Lee]

It's a popular Nintendo game that was released in 1988.

[Josh Arnold]

Technically too popular. Nintendo games.

[Christy Lee]

Most of the cartridges will go up on sale Friday in an online auction. Mr. Jason Ganos, a Nintendo super fan, said the cartridges could be worth hundreds, thousands, or even ten.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm a Nintendo super fan.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I just congratulate you.

[Chick McGee]

I got a Nintendo tattoo and I.

[Tom Griswold]

I congratulate you, Christy. I've got to slow down. For being. For being able to say gotta wet my lips. Duh.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta wet my lips to say Duck Hunt.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He's a child.

[Commercial Announcer]

Didn't think twice about.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. We all went right.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's because we're all real human beings, kid.

[Commercial Announcer]

I was trying to play putting a gun right up against the tv. Didn't even go there.

[Josh Arnold]

This had been a story about Metroid, we wouldn't be doing it. It's only because it's Duck Hunt.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta. Gotta put a little air in there.

[Josh Arnold]

I know you don't. All natural human beings.

[Chick McGee]

We're all familiar with the consonant D.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the H that's the problem.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Pat Godwin]

Do you get it, Krista?

[Christy Lee]

I get it.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember we had that problem when they had that. That event where they were hunting elk.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.

[Chick McGee]

He's having the greatest. You want to laugh some more? Have you seen the Chris Berman video?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You need to watch this.

[Christy Lee]

He's not wearing his pants properly.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he's wearing his pants. How he's comfortable.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, dear God.

[Christy Lee]

They're way there, but they're way down under his butt. Or what would be a butt.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

He's just got it. He's an old man with no ass.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's to being a nice guy signing some autographs.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly. That's the thing that's got me upset about. Kind of upset about. Yeah. He's out there trying to sign autographs and boy, is this backfired.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Leave that guy alone.

[Ace Cosby]

Jesus.

[Pat Godwin]

Wearing a new pair of pants.

[Josh Arnold]

He didn't know. Old white guy has no ass. That's a headline.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. At what point, by the way, do they start going up?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. When do you decide to go up instead of under?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I saw someone I hadn't seen for a while. He's significantly older, but his pants are kind of creeping up. They're approaching the belly button. Where? The waist.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm glad that's not going away.

[Pat Godwin]

Way.

[Josh Arnold]

Old guys are still doing old guy.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that, though? Is that your kidneys hurt? Why do you have to pull them up?

[Chick McGee]

Where do you wear your pants, Tom? Right there on the belly button.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, his are kind of snap.

[Pat Godwin]

You got some low riders.

[Christy Lee]

He's got low riders on.

[Josh Arnold]

I do too. Mine are way.

[Christy Lee]

His. His are under. His kind of under.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Normal place.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I don't see D. My buddy, he. They were like up here.

[Commercial Announcer]

I mean, would you go to suspenders at a certain point so you don't have to wear your pants?

[Josh Arnold]

I would rather go to suspenders instead of.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? That I got in trouble for mentioning. Remember the guy that got flipped by the bison? He had the suspenders on. I thought it was so funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I have a problem wearing suspenders because it had a negative interpreter in stand up comedy. If you started kind of a hacky.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Robin Williams, stuff like that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Hacky, hacky. That's why I don't. I'm not against.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. People think you're trying to be funny and you're clownish.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Commercial Announcer]

I think they're so cute. Like when guys wear them at wedge weddings. It's just like this nerd factor. Take off their jacket. Got your suspenders on?

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

I would wear. I would wear suspenders. And the things you wear around your bicep. I don't know what those are called.

[Tom Griswold]

Garters.

[Chick McGee]

Are those garters around your arm? Yeah. I like those too. Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'll wear those one day. I'll wear. I'll get all.

[Josh Arnold]

What was the function of those?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

To play cards in it.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah,

[Christy Lee]

I guess.

[Chick McGee]

I had no cards up my sleeve. I got these garters on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I said if I sit down and guys wearing garters.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, so you've been. You've been accused of cheating so much you have to have these garters.

[Josh Arnold]

You're literally wearing it on your sleeve. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're okay.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of money. Powerball jackpot. $1 billion. Well, it'll be.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll wait till it's 1.5975 mil.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I'm going again to get tickets.

[Josh Arnold]

But now say, here's the thing. We never agreed.

[Pat Godwin]

We still own it for the last batch.

[Chick McGee]

You just did it. No, you. I. Yeah. I don't know what we do about that.

[Tom Griswold]

If you won, we gotta pay for the last would be. You know, you gotta. You gotta decide in advance. Josh is right.

[Chick McGee]

No, it was everybody go buy your own.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we're all on our own.

[Tom Griswold]

If we win the billion, everybody in the building gets a hundred thousand. That's. Didn't we agree to that?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, that was. That was Hooker's contention is that she would give everybody a hundred thousand. She didn't say everybody in the building.

[Chick McGee]

But if you get a billion dollars, there's only 10. Let's kick it up. More than 100k. If you got a billion. Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I'm not.

[Christy Lee]

If I win a billion dollars, I'm disappearing.

[Tom Griswold]

But here's the thing.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys will be lucky if I bring in a cake.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to give you some advice.

[Chick McGee]

Here's a cake. Go pedal your papers.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't. Don't just make a draft of the memo saying, go f yourself.

[Chick McGee]

If one of us with a.

[Tom Griswold]

With an arrow pointing to the steaming turret you're going to leave on your boss's desk, which is me.

[Chick McGee]

The biggest fight you ever seen.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I tell you what real quick. A real quick lottery story.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta be delicate a person. That is a was. It was a business partner of a friend of mine.

[Chick McGee]

I love these stories. Towns.

[Tom Griswold]

Not in this state.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Indeed.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy went through a bitter divorce and it lasted way too long. And they were both, both parties were spending way too much money on the attorney. And it finally settled.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Right after he signed it, his ex wife won the Ohio lottery. Whoa. He didn't get anything, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, you're.

[Christy Lee]

He shouldn't have gotten anything.

[Chick McGee]

Right. You're out. But he was a nice guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't matter.

[Chick McGee]

See, that's the thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Joe Flacco should start. He's a nice guy. No, he's okay. Money. Got the money.

[Christy Lee]

But it.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope that's how it was announced on the news.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyway, I hope you win.

[Christy Lee]

What did he do? Well, never.

[Tom Griswold]

He was a lawyer, by the way.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Both of them were. So you can imagine what a. That had to be a fun couple to be around. I'm suing you for that arrest.

[Pat Godwin]

What

[Tom Griswold]

time now to check in with happier times Coming up, it's going to be sexy time with Ali Breen. Always one of my favorite features. But right now, if Christy Lee's going to tell me about those rate Hyundai sounds.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Even if I won the lottery, I'd still be driving my Tucson hybrid. I love it that much. You could be.

[Chick McGee]

I'd have 90 of them, but I'd drive them.

[Christy Lee]

I'd one for every day of the week.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Hyundai's getaway sales event is going on now. They have some great deals, deals on their most popular models like the SUV I mentioned the Tucson hybrid or just the regular Tucson. I even rented a Tucson while I was on vacation. That's how much I love it. The Hyundai Santa Fe or the Santa Fe hybrids, all are on sale as well. And then the sedan, the Elantra, it's bold, it's stylish and it's loaded with the latest in technology. If you're an all electric fan, the Ionic 5 or Ioniq 9. They are really cool to look at and even more fun to own and drive. Drive. Get down to your local Hyundai dealer. Get away with a deal you're gonna love. It's the Hyundai getaway sales event going on now. Visit HyundaiUSA.com for more details.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Christy Lee. Thank you, Hyundai. Coming up, it'll be sexy time with Ally Breen. Your love troubles. We're gonna try to fix them. So far our record is 0 and 700, but we're gonna try. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. At the news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hello, Pat Godwin. Hello.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jessica Alsman. Hey, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here. I'm Chick. And Tom is once again a flurry of activity. Wait. So we're getting ready to go on the air, and he's adjusted. Cutting his straw. Straw for a drink.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Having a nice. Nice bevy.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a. The straw is too long, so, you know, gotta trim it down.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

You get a taller cup.

[Josh Arnold]

We have a guest. We have a guest on the zoo.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like the taller cups. There she is. And the question tonight is, there she is, but where she is?

[Christy Lee]

Where are you?

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Ally.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the beautiful Ali Breen. Your hair looks good today. Ally, where are you and what are you doing?

[Ali Breen]

I was just in the ocean. I'm in Comporto in Portugal.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you on? Is this the vacation you're having with your kids?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Good, good.

[Pat Godwin]

You doing okay?

[Ali Breen]

It's been very fun. Yeah. Doing a lot of activity. My God, Kudos to parents out there who have the energy. It's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Tell me about it. How old are the kids?

[Ali Breen]

Oh, my God. These kids don't stop. But it's a lot of fun.

[Josh Arnold]

How old are the kids?

[Ali Breen]

They are five and seven.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Commercial Announcer]

Very young.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. So we've done some surf lessons, some golf lessons, which I also took, and I cannot get into golf. Are you guys. Anyone there obsessed with golf?

[Christy Lee]

I like it, dude.

[Ali Breen]

I can't get into it. It's so hard. It's really hard. But, yeah, nice way to spend a day.

[Christy Lee]

What about surfing? Did you get up on the board when you were surfing?

[Ali Breen]

Yep. Yeah, we've been surfing pretty much every day, which has been super fun. The waves are a little crazy, but it's. Yeah, that's my favorite thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the place that has the highest waves in the world in Portugal.

[Ali Breen]

Portugal does have. I mean, not where I am. They're not big, obviously. Not like that. But I think you have to go way out and get dropped, like, in the ocean somewhere in Portugal, and they have those giant.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They get towed out on sea doo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A couple of my friends say Portugal's the best vacation they've ever had. Apparently. It's beautiful. Is it pretty hot right now?

[Ali Breen]

Gorgeous. Really hot. That's why. So everyone goes out in the morning, then comes home for siesta, and then goes back out again. It's one of those cultures because it's really hot midday.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, well, thank you for still calling us on your vacation.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, I know the way the show works. People still have love troubles. Even though you're on a nice vacation, we're going to help those people, or at least attempt to right now by grabbing some love letters. What have we got? Allie?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, I have a foot and stocking fetish. I've been dating a girl for two months and I went, if that's too early to let her know about this. What do you think?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. There are ways, I would imagine, to do it, to introduce it without even so point. If you're already getting physical, just start showing some attention to the foot or her feet and she's gonna get the idea. And if she says, hey, I'm not comfortable with this, then okay, but you're

[Christy Lee]

gonna find a new girlfriend.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You will, you will.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have to. I don't. I'm not familiar familiar with this. Do you have to present her with stockings then?

[Ali Breen]

That you can do, probably because women don't wear stockings that often anymore, especially in the summer.

[Chick McGee]

That's cute, Tom, that you think there's some sort of actual rules that you

[Josh Arnold]

have to go through.

[Chick McGee]

If you have a foot, you have to present her with stockings. There's no hard and fast rule for any of this, Tom. But you want rules and I. Yes, I feel bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Without rules, our society would decay just into nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing. Would you. Would you hand her the egg from a legs hosiery?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Crack it open like you're making an eye.

[Tom Griswold]

Are those still a thing?

[Josh Arnold]

I hope so.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Well, you have to go fancier than that, I think. You can't go with an egg. I would do.

[Tom Griswold]

Now are the legs. Those are the ones that. Where the, the leg stockings are attached to the panties.

[Frank Caliendo]

Is that the.

[Christy Lee]

Those are pantyhose. Yes.

[Frank Caliendo]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All pantyhose or pantyhose. Yes, they're all that way now, most of them. It's very hard to find Stockings As

[Josh Arnold]

a 48 year old man, me learning something I may maybe should have known.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

When you wear panning hose, you don't have to wear panties.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have to. A lot of them have a cotton panel.

[Josh Arnold]

I knew that. I'm aware of that panel. But I thought you still wore the underwear.

[Commercial Announcer]

I always did, so.

[Chick McGee]

But think about it. It'd be like wearing underwear under a jock strap.

[Christy Lee]

It depends on what I'm wearing. But I've, I've done It both ways.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you still wear pantyhose?

[Christy Lee]

Me?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Rarely. Sometimes on a formal occasion.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what year it was, but like nylons and. And went out in a spare leg, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's my theory is pantyhose. When you would see a woman wearing pantyhose, you're like, oh, look at her. She's a classy working woman who's on her way to an important meeting. She gets the slightest run in that stocking, you go, look at that filthy skin.

[Pat Godwin]

The tiniest one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Right now, fine line.

[Tom Griswold]

Now is this guy's fetish. Does this involve the ones. Because you see the ones that they kind of buckle at the top.

[Christy Lee]

Those are stockings. Yes, those are stockings. You use a garter with a whole.

[Ali Breen]

That's when you get fancy. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Belt. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, can. I'm saying this as your friend.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What's that Set this one out. Let's just let.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I'm wondering if he wants the ones that just go up to. To the tops of the thighs so there's still access to. Oh, you know.

[Ali Breen]

Well, yeah, she's into it. She could get fancy and get the clips and the whole out.

[Tom Griswold]

Like maybe. I'm wondering if he's. If he wants the whole outfit and the clips. Whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Because the garter belt. But they do have stockings that will stay up on your thigh. They have like lace on the top so you don't have to wear a garter belt.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. So anyway, so. So our suggestion to this guy is. Yeah, get her. Get her some as a gift and see what. What happens.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that was your suggestion.

[Christy Lee]

That was your suggestion.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I speak from. I speak from. With a total lack of experience or knowledge of this field, I think I can give some great advice.

[Chick McGee]

Sure does sound like.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I could confidently say. I have no idea what to do. Okay, let's get to. Onto our next letter. Ali Breen is our guest. A L L I B R E E N. I spell it out because I want you to send her your love troubles. Find her on your favorite social media platform.

[Josh Arnold]

Real quick. Stocking related. You know what has always terrified me ever since a kid?

[Tom Griswold]

This.

[Josh Arnold]

And even to this day, it creeps me out to no end. Is when a movie you would see a bank robber pull a stocking over his head.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just the way it mashes the face and obscures. I just. If you ever see that that person is up to no good. That is no one is doing anything positive.

[Chick McGee]

You got A pantyhose on your head.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, I know these days with cameras at every checkout. I wonder if they go back and they, you know, look for some guy buying whatever they're called legs in the thing to see if.

[Josh Arnold]

It's why I don't like the three dimensional ultrasounds. The babies look like they're wearing a stock outfit.

[Tom Griswold]

Creepy. Scary.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

I saw someone tell a story before about, like, hooking up with a girl for the first time who was wearing pantyhose and he didn't know it and he thought there was just like a force field there.

[Josh Arnold]

This is not the vagina you're looking for.

[Ali Breen]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

No idea.

[Tom Griswold]

What if that was. If that was available, fathers everywhere would be buying. Well, for your 16th birthday, here's your force field panties, your hose of silence. What do we got, Allie? What's next?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, my boyfriend always wants me to tell him that he's the best I've ever had in bed. He'll be like, yeah, you couldn't live without out this D, right? You never had it this good. It's getting to the point where I want to sarcastically be like, yeah, your swirly style missionary is out of this world. Stop. Without insulting him.

[Christy Lee]

What swirly style?

[Pat Godwin]

Now listen, I can.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna defend swirly style a little

[Pat Godwin]

bit, but not as a. Just a steady diet.

[Josh Arnold]

You're exactly right, Pat every now and then, occasional swirl.

[Christy Lee]

Swirly.

[Commercial Announcer]

He's on top of you, trying to

[Chick McGee]

move clockwise with his hips.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies and gentlemen, get ready to watch this on your tv.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not a swirler per se.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But here, every now and again.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

And then right back to regular missionary, telling you it's like it can be a showstopper.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, There will be a dry eye in the house, I can tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Had you heard of swirly style before?

[Tom Griswold]

That? That?

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's never stopped you. I can complain providing guidelines before.

[Tom Griswold]

Please help me. Swirly involves a forced face in a toilet and a flush to me.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, that is a thing. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a thing.

[Christy Lee]

Or like a hula hoop style.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, the hula hoop style. You don't want to do too much.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but that's a better name than swirly because swirly, to me.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's.

[Ali Breen]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Goes other way.

[Christy Lee]

Well, okay, I forgot what the question was.

[Tom Griswold]

The question was this guy, every time he goes, I'm the greatest confidence.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it A. Is his tone humorous or is he serious?

[Ali Breen]

No, it sounds serious.

[Josh Arnold]

Ally, does the letter say that he wants this during or just any time?

[Ali Breen]

Anytime During. During sex.

[Josh Arnold]

That's just what he likes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Commercial Announcer]

Can she get away with, like, a pre recorded, you know, tape she can just hit next to the bed so she doesn't have to keep doing it.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, we didn't really get to the end of the letter. Is she saying she doesn't want to do this anymore?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, she's saying, is there some way to make it stop without insulting him? Yeah, I don't know. Maybe she just says she wants it quiet. During.

[Chick McGee]

There is one way.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Josh and I know the.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Christy, I'll be her, you be the guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Yes. You're supposed to say, oh, I'm the best. Aren't I the best? Tell me.

[Tom Griswold]

No, not at all. There's been about 40 other guys have brought me around a lot quicker.

[Christy Lee]

Now you're breaking up with.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like you passed out. They brought me around a lot quicker than you have.

[Josh Arnold]

One way to get him asking for it to stop is to do it preemptively.

[Ace Cosby]

So.

[Ali Breen]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. This is great. You're the best I've ever had. I love this. And then he's. He doesn't have to ask for it,

[Tom Griswold]

but it appears to be sarcastic, doesn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

If you do it. Yes.

[Ali Breen]

I can't.

[Chick McGee]

I can't even imagine. And I hate this segment because I'm thinking you'd be like, in a bedroom.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Ally, we can move on. Now let's get to our next letter.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, I got really drunk with my boyfriend the other night and I ended up puking, pooping and getting my period all at once.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, the trifecta.

[Ali Breen]

Quite the trifecta.

[Commercial Announcer]

Wait, not like on him, right?

[Chick McGee]

That is the big. That's Clam's Casino, isn't it? The big enchiladas.

[Tom Griswold]

So what happens next? I'm unclear. This is all in the bedroom.

[Ali Breen]

It gets worse. No, it gets worse. I left the bathroom looking like a cave painting.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, read that again.

[Ali Breen]

What was that?

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't hear the last sentence. You left the bedroom, the bathroom, looking

[Ali Breen]

like a cave painting.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Ali Breen]

It's been pretty weird since. Is there any way I can fix this?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Stop drinking.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, God. I would move to another country.

[Josh Arnold]

This guy needs to grow up. I'll be honest. Things happen.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That is a very unfortunate trial. Trifecta.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yeah, for you.

[Tom Griswold]

And probably too drunk and hungover to clean it up.

[Christy Lee]

That's what it says.

[Ali Breen]

I mean, that's what she seems to have left it as. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So she got too drunk, ended up puking, pooping, and getting her period at the same time. Kirsten Johnston trifecta.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry I stepped on you. What is it again?

[Josh Arnold]

The Kirsten Johnston trifecta. She's a fine actress who had issues with alcohol. There's no reason for me to drag her.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Gonna be a. Just an image he's gonna have for a long time.

[Commercial Announcer]

Act like it doesn't bother you. Just act like what? I'm sure his toilet bowl was already dirty. Like some of it might have already been his.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds like the toilet bowl is barely involved.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it does.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like everything was sort of off the easel, if you will. If it were a painting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

His day will come.

[Ali Breen]

Come probably. Or just time, I guess will pass, but right away that's probably just going to be weird for a bit.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. If he's a man, he'll get over it.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe just like comically over clean the. Go over there and comically over clean the bathroom and say sorry and have like.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry about the vomit, poop and blood.

[Commercial Announcer]

I mean, glad she left her tampon out. Like used. I don't think it was that bad.

[Ali Breen]

Hopefully.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I can't imagine how it's not that bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's move on before we all decide to.

[Tom Griswold]

We have time for one more letter alley.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we do? Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yes, we do.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, good. Here we go. Dear Ally, I used to watch a lot of porn and then I moved on to OnlyFans. I have three people I subscribe to and my girlfriend doesn't know about it, but I know that she'd consider it cheating because she told me she considers my watching porn while in a relationship cheating. I did tell her that I used to watch a lot and cut down, but obviously didn't tell her about the only fans. I think it's unreasonable. So I'm inclined to just do this in secret, but wanted to know what you think.

[Josh Arnold]

I think if you're. If you have. If you're going to keep doing it, do it in secret.

[Ali Breen]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Just. Who cares?

[Tom Griswold]

And Josh was. Josh was saying yesterday a lot of the only fan stuff. It's mutated.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not like you're talking to that person.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the thing, dude. You're not. You're not. You're not talking to her. You are talking to a guy and a Cuban.

[Ali Breen]

This is like telling kids Santa Claus isn't real.

[Josh Arnold]

Santa Claus is more real than the affection you're getting from only fans, girls.

[Tom Griswold]

And aren't those getting to the point where they're all AI Anyway?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I mean, it's all probably.

[Ali Breen]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

But maybe. I guess we probably shouldn't spoil this guy's fantasy.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes confessing to things is a selfish thing.

[Ali Breen]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

You're just hurting her. And you don't need to.

[Commercial Announcer]

You know that.

[Ali Breen]

She's a victim of crime.

[Commercial Announcer]

She thinks porn's cheating. This is like, hardcore.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, if this were a movie, he would stumble on her on Onlyfans.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, he would be.

[Tom Griswold]

All of a sudden.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute, Gertrude, you're on Onlyfans. Do I get a discount?

[Josh Arnold]

Dirty Gertie is on Holy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Ali, it's always a great pleasure and I'm glad you're having a great time in Portugal.

[Christy Lee]

How long do you surf?

[Ali Breen]

Yes. Thank you so much.

[Tom Griswold]

How much longer are you going to be there?

[Ali Breen]

Until Friday.

[Christy Lee]

Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good. Good luck surfing.

[Ali Breen]

Thank you so much.

[Tom Griswold]

Stay away. Stay away from the golf course. Okay.

[Ali Breen]

Don't tack me into that.

[Frank Caliendo]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Ace Cosby]

this is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-BOB- tom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Auto Part Studios. Chrissy Lee at the news desk. Hi, Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Commercial Announcer]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Jessica Alsman.

[Commercial Announcer]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Hey, Cosby.

[Frank Caliendo]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick. Hello, fearless leader.

[Tom Griswold]

We just got the one song out of pat today.

[Pat Godwin]

2.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're both good.

[Pat Godwin]

Macaque and pickleball.

[Christy Lee]

I only got two stories out. So they're how we working on the same page here?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, yesterday I missed two of them. Two of my little songy songs.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you did?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we had the meteorite, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Moments. Moments gone.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we always do a song so dark, delicate.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it was the Perseid meteor shower.

[Chick McGee]

If I'm not tonight. Right?

[Christy Lee]

Tonight. Yeah. That in the eclipse. Well, we're not going to get to see the eclipse this time.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't the for the eclipse. Don't you have to be in Greenland?

[Christy Lee]

Do you guys remember north? You might be able to catch a glimpse. You remember. You remember Egypt is where the eclipse.

[Chick McGee]

We had totality here. It was effing amazing. I had no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Better than we could ever.

[Chick McGee]

I totally understand why people travel to cities. I. I was like, what the hell is this all about?

[Tom Griswold]

Can I give you a little word of warning? My neighborhood, don't wear those glasses. Don't wear those dark glasses to drive around. They are really dark.

[Josh Arnold]

You learned the tough way.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And don't wear a welder's helmet to go to the drive through. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, so that is overnight tonight. But it's obviously you're going to need to have clear skies to see the Perseid meteor shower. Well, Pat, did you want to play your meteor song?

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Starts tonight in the north hemisphere.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. It's not that.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. We have to see what he's going to rhyme with.

[Chick McGee]

Did you purposely say hemisphere?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you'll see why later.

[Pat Godwin]

Because we go to Spain later.

[Chick McGee]

You have to listen humbly, deeply apologize.

[Josh Arnold]

Lisbon. Spain

[Pat Godwin]

starts tonight in the north. Hema.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

A shower so strong Silkwood would be proud. Oh, meteorite up in the morning Ember still glowing. Total eclipse off the coast of Spain.

[Christy Lee]

Oh,

[Pat Godwin]

Abidiari. Well, I've never been to Spain, but I kind of like the music. Make sure you lift when you're in Barcelona. Oh, it's a meteorite.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, a little something. Nicely done.

[Chick McGee]

You told me a hemisphere. That was a lie then.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it did not. Really come.

[Pat Godwin]

Here's the thing.

[Chick McGee]

Not come back around.

[Pat Godwin]

Go to the original song. I'm following the following. The paradigm of the original. There are no rhymes in the original.

[Christy Lee]

But then why wouldn't you just say hemisphere?

[Chick McGee]

How about if I give you a paradigms and you go away? How about that?

[Pat Godwin]

How about if I really did make up? I'm trying to cover it.

[Tom Griswold]

The meteor shower speak coincides with a total solar eclipse across Spain, Iceland and Greece. Greenland, along with a six planet and remembered.

[Chick McGee]

And remember, ice. Iceland is green and Greenland is ice.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right, right.

[Chick McGee]

But a 6.6planet parade is kind of a big deal too. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The Perseid meteor shower. Viewing conditions promising for the Northern hemisphere. The best views between midnight and dawn tonight into Thursday morning. This is according to NASA. I think they know 50 to 100 meteors per hour may be visible. Obviously, you have to have ideal conditions. Be away from ground.

[Chick McGee]

The planets line up and all of a sudden the sky cracks open and the Kraken comes down, starts eating people.

[Josh Arnold]

A space Kraken?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, that's.

[Chick McGee]

That's our life.

[Josh Arnold]

Has NASA addressed this?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. I don't think they have.

[Josh Arnold]

For Pete's sake.

[Chick McGee]

Well, a contingency on. We're attacked during this.

[Tom Griswold]

The Kraken. Isn't there a team called the Kraken? Kraken?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Seattle is.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there. Is their mascot. Please tell me their mascot is Jack.

[Christy Lee]

Jack.

[Josh Arnold]

Jack Sparrow.

[Tom Griswold]

Cracking Jack. Do they.

[Chick McGee]

You mean like Cracker Jacks?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. This.

[Chick McGee]

Is there. Is there anything.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, this is unacceptable.

[Chick McGee]

Is there absolutely anything we can talk about that you can't bring a reference from anywhere from 1930 to 1960 into the show?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm so sorry, Cracker.

[Christy Lee]

We gotta get this in before.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like crack.

[Josh Arnold]

Cracker Jack.

[Christy Lee]

Who doesn't love Cracker Jack?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't love them.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Do they still have peanuts in them?

[Chick McGee]

Just. Just read the story, news girl.

[Christy Lee]

Today's National Middle Child Day. Yay. The day recognizes the sibling or siblings you're gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

The family no one cares about.

[Chick McGee]

You're gonna. You're gonna identify as a middle child.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Because they're. I'm number two out of four. So two and three are middle kids.

[Tom Griswold]

So if there's.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

There's got to be. There's got to be anything three or more. This is like a math problem.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's going to be a middle child.

[Chick McGee]

So if they've got what I got seven kids. Who's the middle kid?

[Josh Arnold]

Two through six.

[Chick McGee]

All of them?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. All of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, not just five.

[Josh Arnold]

Because it's.

[Chick McGee]

Because why isn't it five?

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, hey, it's middle boy.

[Christy Lee]

It's middle.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, none of this little kids.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

If anyone wants to is join me in my only club.

[Josh Arnold]

This. This world isn't for you. This is going.

[Tom Griswold]

I think there is an only.

[Chick McGee]

Tell me something I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I think there's an only child day. It's February 29th. To make it. To make it extra sad. So lonely.

[Chick McGee]

It's about time for my drive. My crying drive home. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

I do love this calendar. This.

[Chick McGee]

I do love this calendar. Oh my God. Have you seen it at bat rec. For. It says Buster Brown and. And Cracker Jack.

[Tom Griswold]

When did you get your Buster Brown and funny.

[Chick McGee]

But who's got a funny bot?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, every day they've got a. Some stupid holiday.

[Chick McGee]

I'm losing it, Jerry.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, Christy. Are we done? Oh, I want to urge everyone. Oh, by the way, I forgot to do this.

[Christy Lee]

We have another minute. What?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Don't do anything else, please.

[Christy Lee]

Just don't do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Spare me.

[Ali Breen]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

I know you hate me, but you don't have to say it like that.

[Chick McGee]

It does seem to be out in the open.

[Ali Breen]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I just wanted to save some of these stories for tomorrow. Pat Godwin is going to be at the Astra Theater coming up. That's in Jasper, Indiana. Coming up Saturday, August 22nd. This is a great room, a great place to see a show.

[Frank Caliendo]

Jasper.

[Chick McGee]

Jasper.

[Tom Griswold]

And on Saturday, August 22, Patty G. Back on stage. His first performance since the shoulder surgery. And it's brought to you by our friends at the razor 94.5. I assume they're going to ask one of us to do some. Maybe some.

[Chick McGee]

Are you saying it's you?

[Tom Griswold]

What do they call those things? You know, where you go? 94.5.

[Commercial Announcer]

Liners.

[Christy Lee]

Liners.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Be more than happy to help. I'm sure. Chris. Chrissy. Would nobody or Josh or whatever that guy's name is, he could do it.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I'm unavailable.

[Pat Godwin]

Christy, spare me, please.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know

[Chick McGee]

your voice.

[Ace Cosby]

Give me a head.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

I get to cry on the way home.

[Chick McGee]

We're all crying.

[Tom Griswold]

Job well done.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

You're welcome. Now check out Patty G. Tickets [e-mail] thank you for joining us. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bobbin Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bob and tom.com contest rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Look what T.J. maxx dragged in.

[Christy Lee]

The Devil Wears Prada 2 is now streaming on Disney plus and Hulu.

[Chick McGee]

We are digital.

[Tom Griswold]

We are downloadable. We are streamable.

[Christy Lee]

The fashion event of the year is certified fresh. Pull yourself together.

[Tom Griswold]

We have work to do.

[Christy Lee]

Critics say it's smart and witty and the perfect sequel.

[Chick McGee]

That's all.

[Christy Lee]

Get Runway ready for The Devil Wears Prada 2 on Disney plus and Hulu. Rated PG 13.