The BOB & TOM Show - August 14, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show - August 14, 2025: Detailed Summary

On August 14, 2025, The BOB & TOM Show delivered a lively episode packed with humor, listener stories, satirical segments, and special guests. Hosted by Tom and Chick, alongside co-hosts Christy Lee, Jess Hooker, Jeff Oskay, Josh Arnold, and Ace Cosby, the episode seamlessly blended comedy, commentary on current trends, and engaging listener interactions.

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1. Satirical Documentary: "Riding the Pumpkin" [02:08 - 04:10]

The episode opened with a humorous promotion for a fictional documentary titled "Riding the Pumpkin," which parodies the widespread obsession with Pumpkin Spice Lattes (PSLs).

• Notable Quote:

  Christy Lee [02:08]: "Fattening, expensive and highly addictive Pumpkin Spice Latte has become the crystal method of white men driving minivans and white women in yoga pants."

2. Restroom Graffiti and Condom Machines [05:28 - 10:09]

The hosts delved into the quirky topic of restroom graffiti, contrasting messages found in men's and women's bathrooms. A listener's anecdote about a bar's empty condom machine in the women's restroom sparked a humorous debate.

• Notable Quote:

  Tom [08:38]: "And nobody said women were too embarrassed to go and ask for their money."

3. Shoplifting and Self-Checkout [07:01 - 08:14]

A discussion about the rise of shoplifting facilitated by self-checkout systems in stores like Target highlighted changing consumer behaviors.

• Notable Quote:

  Tom [07:01]: "I'm not a shoplifter. I'm not a thief. But you know, in San Francisco, Josh, shoplifters, not only do they tolerate them, they gift wrap the stuff as they steal."

4. Listener Stories and Letters [25:20 - 60:07]

Various listener-submitted stories provided a mix of heartfelt and humorous moments:

• World's Oldest Chicken: Pearl, a pet chicken aged 14 years and 69 days, was celebrated as the world's oldest chicken. Special guest Alex Babich shared his journey in growing the largest sunflower, drawing parallels to Pearl's longevity.

  • Notable Quote:

    Alex Babich [85:34]: "Clover is 33ft right now, so we're beating the Guinness world record by three feet."

• Bathroom Hijinks: Tom recounted witnessing a colleague hilariously brushing his teeth while using the urinal, leading to laughs and discussions about unconventional hygiene habits.

5. Guilty Pleasure Songs and Wordle Discussion [38:00 - 55:47]

The hosts shared their guilty pleasure songs, including Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up," intertwining laughs with their experiences of getting "Rick Rolled." The conversation naturally transitioned into the popular Wordle game, debating its difficulty and relevance.

• Notable Quote:

  Tom [53:34]: "I enjoy Getting Rick Rolled. When you least suspect that all of a sudden, there it is."

6. Special Segment: World Record and Surprise Guest [85:13 - 94:43]

Alex Babich, the gardener behind the burgeoning sunflower Clover, was introduced as the man poised to set the Guinness World Record for the largest sunflower. He detailed his organic growing methods, challenges with wildlife, and the structural support needed for such massive growth.

• Notable Quote:

  Alex Babich [85:34]: "Clover has survived a broken leg, a raccoon attack, and now it's 33ft tall."

7. Discussions on Home Security and Product Promotions [58:19 - 85:39]

Interspersed throughout the episode were promotions for sponsors like Progressive Insurance, Simply Safe home security systems, and BetterHelp online therapy services, seamlessly integrated into the conversation.

8. Health and Safety Tips [118:36 - 160:44]

A segment highlighted innovative health tips, such as using keratin from hair in toothpaste to repair tooth enamel, referencing a study from King's College London.

• Notable Quote:

  Christy Lee [117:40]: "Scientists at King's College London discovered that keratin, a protein found in hair, skin, and wool, can repair tooth enamel."

9. Comedy and Humor [Various Timestamps]

Throughout the episode, the hosts engaged in playful banter, jokes about everyday mishaps, and humorous takes on topics like clothing sizes, gym habits, and relationship dynamics.

• Notable Quote:

  Tom [19:12]: "You got a dilemma. What do you do when you're driving through a residential neighborhood?"

10. Concluding Segment and Upcoming Highlights [163:02 - End]

The show wrapped up with teasers for upcoming content, including more listener letters, sports updates, and another special surprise guest, comedian Al Jackson, promising more laughs and entertainment.

• Notable Quote:

  Tom [70:00]: "We're ending with our surprise guest, comedian Al Jackson, who will share more laughs before we wrap up."

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Overall Impression:

The August 14, 2025 episode of The BOB & TOM Show masterfully combined humor with engaging discussions on quirky topics and heartfelt listener stories. From satirical takes on popular culture phenomena like Pumpkin Spice Lattes to celebrating record-breaking achievements in gardening, the show offered a diverse array of content. Special segments with guests like Alex Babich added depth, while the hosts' chemistry and comedic timing kept the atmosphere light and entertaining. Whether tackling the nuances of restroom graffiti or sharing personal anecdotes, Tom, Chick, and the co-hosts ensured that listeners were both amused and informed throughout the episode.

Transcript

[Tom]

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[Josh]

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[Josh]

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[Tom]

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[Christy]

No.

[Tom]

I need a vacation. See the movie that critics are saying is an awesome look at that crowd pleasing, fist pumping all out brawl of a film.

[Christy]

You're right about that.

[Chick]

Coming after our family.

[Tom]

Go fix this. Oh my Nobody 2 rated R only in theaters Friday.

[Christy]

It's the Bob and Tom Show. Coming this week to the Bob and.

[Tom]

Tom network, it's a gritty documentary that examines the newest addiction sweeping the country and the devastating toll it's taken on the white suburbanites who get hooked.

[Chick]

I just thought I'd try it, you know, for kicks. All my friends were doing it.

[Tom]

It seemed cool.

[Christy]

So I tried it.

[Chick]

Pretty soon I was doing it every.

[Tom]

Day, sometimes three, four times a day. I couldn't sleep, I was jittery. My clothes wouldn't fit. I had to steal money to support my habit.

[Christy]

I was out of control. But I couldn't help it.

[Chick]

And there's a pusher on every corner tempting me.

[Christy]

They got drive through windows. Some are open 24 hours. Damn those friendly baristas.

[Tom]

Yes, it's Riding the Pumpkin. The tragic story of Pumpkin Spice Latte. Fattening, expensive and highly addictive Pumpkin Spice Latte has become the crystal method of white men driving minivans and white women in yoga pants.

[Christy]

They're on a cinnamon sprinkled road to hell. It all started with an innocent grande as a treat before my kids football game. Then boom. I'm doing three ventis a day in no time. Pretty soon I was free, basing nutmeg. Then I started shooting up clove. I had track marks up and down my arms and they smelled so delicious.

[Tom]

Tune in to Riding the Pumpkin and learn the true story of the tasty menace unleashed over a decade ago on an unsuspecting public. We'll hear from addiction counselors who see the devastation Pumpkin Spice Latte Wreaks Pumpkin.

[Chick]

Spice Latte or as it's known on the streets, PSL Peach Rain, Big Orange Squash, Liquid Pie, Jack O Lantern Juice. This is a coast to coast epidemic. Whether they call it getting squashed sick, seeing Uncle Jack or sucking the pumpkin.

[Tom]

It means the same thing.

[Chick]

They're spending hard earned money on empty calories and heartache.

[Tom]

And it's not just the users who suffer.

[Chick]

The real victims in this are the children arriving late to school because mommy insisted on hitting the drive through for a tall, no fat PSL with two pumps. We need to get the message out. Listen, kids, if you suspect your parents have a pumpkin problem, look for these warning signs. Are they always running mysterious errands? Do they borrow money from you? Have you noticed their breath smelling like stale potpourri? Do they start obsessively asking if there's a nip in the air and it's only early September? Are they humming an eclectic playlist from featured artists like Beck, David Bowie, Cold.

[Tom]

Clay and Patti Smith?

[Chick]

Kids, if any of this sounds familiar, alert the authorities. Get them the help they need.

[Christy]

Riding the pumpkin.

[Tom]

It will blow your mind and possibly burn your tongue. So please be careful. Only on the Bob and Tom network.

[Christy]

Oh, good. Oh, nope, sorry, sorry. I'm being told. I'm being told it's August. I'm sorry. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, hello, hello. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Chick]

Hello, Chick.

[Christy]

Hello. Looks like she's wearing an old time NFL jersey where the darker part is where your pads and shoulders go. Right. The Canton. Canton Bulldog. Yeah, there's Jeff. Oscar.

[Jeff]

Hey, man.

[Christy]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh]

Hi there.

[Christy]

Ace Cosby.

[Josh]

Hello.

[Christy]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom]

Doing the news at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's AFL glamour boy Lance Rensell. See the shoulder hair?

[Chick]

Didn't he Lance.

[Christy]

See, Lance Renssel was the bad Lance.

[Tom]

Oh, I meant Lance Allworth.

[Christy]

Lance Allworth.

[Tom]

Sorry.

[Christy]

Good Lance. I called him Bambi.

[Tom]

Yeah. Okay.

[Christy]

There's a Lance rental. There was an incident.

[Tom]

Yeah, that's. Sorry. I always get my lances mixed up.

[Christy]

However, you should have seen her.

[Tom]

Yeah, he had his lance in the wrong place. I. I want to begin by asking Mr. Oscar a question.

[Christy]

Jeff, are you taking questions?

[Josh]

I will take questions.

[Chick]

Okay, go ahead.

[Tom]

Tom, you forwarded me this letter about a rubber machine, I'm assuming.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Christy]

You mean a condom machine in men's rooms?

[Tom]

Yeah, we were talking about this yesterday. Yes, about. I was just asking if the graffiti in ladies rooms tended to be a little bit more positive. The graffiti in men's rooms tends to be relative.

[Christy]

You know that Christie's verified this? No one Treats women worse than other women. Other women.

[Chick]

Oh, it's horrible.

[Christy]

They hate each other.

[Josh]

Stacy's a.

[Chick]

You can't trust this. You know Marcia.

[Christy]

She's a tramp.

[Chick]

Believe what she did. She took my husband. Oh, God.

[Tom]

Wow. I'm also kind of wondering if in the digital age, if graffiti has fallen off a little bit. If people tend to.

[Chick]

I don't see it near as much. You have to go to really old bars.

[Tom]

Yeah, they. They go in the bathroom and they're busy doing Wordle or whatever.

[Jeff]

I'll go in and take a Sharpie and draw a QR code now. So you have to take a picture to see what I wrote.

[Christy]

Boy, that must.

[Josh]

I'm consuming.

[Jeff]

It takes about an hour and a half time consuming.

[Christy]

Very, very. Exactly.

[Tom]

We have a mike hallucinating here. Was. Didn't we have a story about a tattoo QR code some guy got?

[Jeff]

Oh, I believe that that would be.

[Tom]

Boy, that'd be some meticulous artwork.

[Christy]

Do those bars still work or is the QR code taken over or is that.

[Tom]

Oh, the bar still work. Yeah.

[Christy]

Anything to do with either?

[Tom]

Yeah, the barcode is. I mean, that's what's allowing. My favorite thing at Target, the self check.

[Chick]

Self checkout. Oh, yeah.

[Tom]

God, I love that. Just did it last night.

[Christy]

They got it down finally.

[Tom]

Yeah, I'm terrific at or some bump.

[Chick]

Terrific.

[Christy]

I bet you are.

[Chick]

Do you bring your own bags or do you use theirs?

[Tom]

No, no, I use their bags, but I. I did it last night with both my girls. They were both there. My two. My little girls.

[Christy]

Do you tell them that now? Okay, now for the next five minutes, you're working for Target.

[Tom]

Okay? And you gotta. But you gotta be. The. The item has to go in the thing and I think it's gotta be way. Everything is perfect here.

[Christy]

Don't you know what, though? Shoplifting. This. These are the golden days of shoplifting. It'll never be easier than right now. And then you can go. I'm sorry, I. I thought I scanned it.

[Chick]

Yeah, my fault.

[Tom]

They're very nice. They do have it down, as you say. And again, as I've said before, shoplifting. I'm not a shoplifter. I'm not a thief. But you know, in San Francisco, Josh, shoplifters, not only do they tolerate them, they. They gift wrap the stuff as they steal.

[Josh]

How about that?

[Tom]

They are very tolerant there. The point is, you sent me this letter.

[Jeff]

Yeah. A text from our text line and.

[Tom]

It says a chick was talking about rubber machines and truck stops.

[Christy]

There's Any other funnier word than rubbers for condoms? I don't know what it is.

[Tom]

Rubber is a good word in general.

[Christy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

This. According to this writer, we had a local bar owner that said his biggest moneymaker was the empty rubber machine in the ladies room.

[Jeff]

Ye.

[Christy]

Because it was. They kept putting money in and nothing ever came out.

[Jeff]

Right. And nobody said women were too embarrassed to go and ask for their money.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh]

Oh, my gosh.

[Christy]

Oh. So it was in the women's room.

[Chick]

Yes. And I have never seen. And I've never seen a rubber machine in a women's room. I'm missing out, I guess.

[Christy]

Really.

[Chick]

Going to the right places.

[Josh]

Yeah, that's a bar.

[Chick]

Yeah. That's a good time.

[Tom]

But that's where they should be.

[Chick]

Wonder how many unwanted pregnancies are due to this guy.

[Tom]

Thanks. Wow. Why should they took it up a notch.

[Christy]

Why should they be in the women's room? Josh, the rubbers.

[Josh]

Well, birth control is 100% female's responsibility.

[Christy]

Absolutely.

[Jeff]

I learned this the other day. We were shopping for my son back to school, and we were going through Target. And I go, hey. And we walked by the planning section. I go, hey, you need a box of rubbers? And he goes, oh, what's. What's a rubber? And I was like, a condom. He goes, oh, gross. No, I don't want to talk about this with you. But he had no idea a rubber was a condom.

[Chick]

Really?

[Jeff]

I don't know if it's a generational.

[Chick]

I don't know what the kids call them.

[Tom]

Don't tell me that rubbers has gone away.

[Jeff]

Right.

[Josh]

We'll keep it alive.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

It made me laugh, like I was trying to be funny.

[Josh]

Right.

[Jeff]

Want me to get you a pack of rubbers? And he's like, what's a rubber? I was like, well, that took a lot.

[Tom]

Would it have been worse if he goes, oh, no, I've already got them.

[Jeff]

No, I'd be happy that he's practicing safe sex.

[Tom]

He said, I was gonna use yours, but I need the magnums.

[Jeff]

That would have hurt.

[Tom]

Yeah. Yeah. What was the story we had yesterday with Allie Breen that was so disturbing? I'm trying to remember the letter if I'm getting this right. The couple was trying to get pregnant and the mother in law was telling the lady, giving her tips, giving her tips on how to get pregnant, including a lot of very elaborate descriptions of sexual positions.

[Christy]

Her mother in law. Mom's mom.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah, that's. There's have to. There have to be borders. There have to Be boundaries.

[Jeff]

Like, if your mother in law is talking to you about cream pies out of the kitchen, that's not a conversation.

[Tom]

You want to have.

[Christy]

You know what a cream pie is, right?

[Tom]

I can imagine what a cream pie is. I don't think you have to elaborate.

[Christy]

Have you seen the French. The French tickler machine in the men's rooms?

[Josh]

It's been a while since I've seen.

[Tom]

Oh, not. Not here.

[Chick]

What is the French.

[Christy]

No, not here.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah, of course. Oh, no, yeah, absolutely.

[Chick]

What's a French tickler?

[Tom]

It's a. A condom with an elaborate.

[Chick]

Sort of like a sea anemone thing.

[Jeff]

Yes, yes, exactly.

[Tom]

Precisely. Very good.

[Christy]

It kind of looks like a. Like a cat toy a little bit there. There's some right there.

[Jeff]

Those are beaten sticks.

[Josh]

Yeah. That's a cat of nine tails. And that's crop. Yeah, a crop.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick]

That tells you how much. Jason, that's.

[Christy]

What's the thing on the left? I thought that thing on the left was a French tickler. For sure.

[Tom]

The thing in the middle. I hope that thing in the middle is for checking her oil. That's going to go deep.

[Christy]

Wow.

[Tom]

I'm not sure what.

[Jeff]

That doesn't go in.

[Chick]

You don't know.

[Tom]

Well, that isn't a French tickler, Clearly. Okay, well, in any event, never had anything but missionary. We'll be. We'll be getting to your.

[Chick]

You're missing out. A lot of fun.

[Tom]

No, no, I clearly recognize that.

[Christy]

Just tell me. You scream and yell and shout obscenities. Yeah. Take it all. Stuff like that.

[Tom]

That's what I do that on roller coasters. Ah, shot obscenities.

[Josh]

Boy, she's watching him on a roller coat. He never makes those noises. Oh, boy.

[Christy]

I can't do it anymore. I don't ride that. I can't do what any of the thrill rides.

[Chick]

Oh, I can't either.

[Christy]

Can't.

[Josh]

Gets harder.

[Christy]

I get sick, man.

[Tom]

I enjoy them.

[Christy]

I get real, real sick.

[Tom]

I still do a few of them. Now. We have a number of interesting things coming up.

[Christy]

Medical marvel is what I am.

[Tom]

It's not a pansy ass.

[Christy]

For medical marble. There's lines for the big. All right, come on in. Come on in.

[Tom]

I just lost my train of thought. Oh, I know. Coming up, we have a story not involving the male member, but involving a man who purportedly has the largest one in captivity.

[Josh]

Whoa.

[Tom]

And we have a photograph of him. Not necessarily of it, but he's in the news for an odd reason. We also have interesting news from the world of clothing. New clothing and used clothing and whether or not one should wash new clothes. This has been a big controversy. We now have the medical establishment weighing in on this.

[Christy]

I've said this before. One of my favorite things. Go buy a shirt, put it right on in the car. I love it.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy]

I don't care. What. I could be poisoning my skin.

[Chick]

Remember when you were a kid and you'd get new shoes and you got to wear them out? Put the old shoes in the box. Oh, that was a good day.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick]

Good day.

[Tom]

You always take the old ones in the box?

[Chick]

Yep.

[Josh]

We were never allowed to do.

[Christy]

Unless you're what, Buying church shoes. Shoes. And you couldn't.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

You weren't allowed to do that?

[Josh]

No, no. Our new shoes were for. You put them on before you got on the bus and you took them off once you got off the bus.

[Tom]

Oh, wow.

[Chick]

Yeah. Sorry, Joe.

[Jeff]

And then you were just barefoot the rest of the day.

[Josh]

Then it was our play shoes. Oh, okay.

[Christy]

Did you get the hand me downs from your brothers? You must have clothing.

[Josh]

Yeah. Not shoes, but clothing.

[Tom]

Were you guys all the same size?

[Josh]

Relatively speaking, yeah, pretty much.

[Tom]

So that was handy.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Okay, easy.

[Jeff]

Look at Josh. We had two pairs of shoes. We had our school shoes and our.

[Josh]

Place because we were so poor that we were. Don't. Don't mistake having two pairs of shoes for Horn.

[Tom]

Horn. O. Plenty.

[Josh]

Any sort of affluence. Yeah.

[Christy]

You want to ask Josh if he could fit into his brother's clothes, don't you?

[Tom]

No. No.

[Christy]

I don't believe you.

[Tom]

I was actually. I was kind of curious if, as adults, if you guys all have the same shoe size.

[Josh]

Oh, shoe size. I don't know. We do not have the same, like, shirt size.

[Christy]

Hmm.

[Josh]

But yeah, I don't know about shoes.

[Jeff]

What about Pennis?

[Josh]

I have. I've seen John's in the last two years, but I have not seen Jeff for Joe's.

[Tom]

Well, we'll get Jason. Jason, get him on the phone. We need some selfies.

[Christy]

You haven't seen him because you're not playing Griswold. Grab ass like. Like Tom and his brothers running around naked at the lake house.

[Tom]

Hi, bear man. Oh, touch me there. Diving from bed to bed. Hello and everybody, thank you for joining us. It's time now to check in with the Silac Insurance Company with the brand new quiz. It's a new show we call the McGee three.

[Christy]

That's right.

[Tom]

From the experts on annuities, the Silac Insurance Company. These are the FAQ frequently asked Questions. And it's all for Chick Magee. Here's question number one. Dear Mr. McGee. Okay, I want to browse and read about how all the Silac annuity choices operate. How do they work? What's an annuity? How do I do it? What is the SILAC address for the Silac website?

[Christy]

Oh, so easy that silac.ins.com. that's s I l a c I n s dot com.

[Tom]

Oh, very good. Lots of information there. Question two. Now, this is interesting. I love the idea of getting a 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. What is the phone number to get that information?

[Christy]

Another easy one. Just dial PO pound 250 on your cell and say bonus 20. That number again. Pound 250. And then just say bonus 20.

[Tom]

Last question for Chick Magee. Dear Mr. McGee, would it be too much to ask? Could you please read the Silac disclaimer?

[Christy]

Actually, it would. I'm very sleepy. Here's Christie.

[Chick]

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[Tom]

That's really good. Very professional.

[Chick]

Thank you.

[Tom]

I know in a lot of radio shows they'd have that go by real quick and you couldn't understand where they were saying. But that was really well done. You pass. You've graduated from broadcast school. Coming up, we have a really cool world record. We have.

[Christy]

That's not true.

[Chick]

It's not true.

[Tom]

Did you see it?

[Christy]

No. The chicken?

[Tom]

Yeah. It's awesome.

[Christy]

It's just a passage of time. It's not. There's no skill involved.

[Tom]

We have. We have.

[Christy]

It's the world's oldest chicken. That's what we're dealing with.

[Tom]

We have a guy who wanted to. Who wanted to get his rocks off. I mean. No, wait a minute. He wanted to get moon rocks so he could get his girlfriend. It's a long story.

[Christy]

I always wanted a moon rock, didn't you? No. I got caught up in the moon thing.

[Chick]

Yeah, I got caught up in the moon thing, but I didn't. How would you get a moon rock?

[Christy]

Well, actually, anybody can make a moon rock out. Just go out and paint it gray.

[Tom]

We'll find out about them. And we have a surprise guest coming up. You guys are gonna love this.

[Chick]

Oh, God.

[Christy]

This never ever works.

[Tom]

Oh, this is tremendous. And it's all. It's not only is it a surprise guest that it does involve a potential world record. This is. This is so great. Thank you, Ace. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

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[Christy]

I like it. Are you okay?

[Tom]

No, I had zero sleep to the bottom show.

[Christy]

You get here like midnight. Been here all night?

[Tom]

No.

[Christy]

Hold an all nighter. Hello. Christy.

[Chick]

Hi, Chick.

[Christy]

There's Jeff. Oskar.

[Jeff]

Hey, man.

[Christy]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh]

Hi.

[Christy]

Ace Cosby Darcick.

[Chick]

What's going on?

[Christy]

Riley Auto Parts Studio.

[Tom]

I don't know. No, I've got a dilemma. What do you do when you're driving through a residential neighborhood? It's 3:30 in the morning on your way into work and there's a car at a stop sign sitting there, and.

[Chick]

They'Re still sitting there, probably passed out.

[Christy]

You mind your own business.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah. But I'm thinking, okay, are three guys with rifles about to get out of this car? What's happening here?

[Christy]

Wow, that's quite a leap.

[Chick]

Yeah, that is quite a leap.

[Christy]

Let's drive past him. Man.

[Chick]

Where you live, I would think it would just be somebody that's in town.

[Tom]

It was actually. It was right here.

[Christy]

Oh, you don't.

[Tom]

Very, very close to.

[Christy]

Why would you even think about stopping?

[Tom]

There was a stop sign.

[Christy]

Well, other than that.

[Chick]

Oh, and then you were waiting for them to go.

[Tom]

Wait a minute.

[Chick]

Didn't go. And they didn't.

[Christy]

You don't stop at stop signs or red lights at that time of day.

[Tom]

I call it coasting. Just asking.

[Christy]

Okay, and your scenario is how many guys with rifles in the car?

[Tom]

Three. I'm always prepared. If the car doors open, I'm stepping on the gas. If I run them over, too bad.

[Christy]

That'd be involuntary manslaughter.

[Tom]

Yeah. There's no cameras at that intersection.

[Chick]

Okay.

[Tom]

Straight to the car wash when I got off.

[Chick]

Well, I'm sorry. You didn't sleep well.

[Tom]

Yeah, well, I'll be fine. I'm fine. We have letters to get to. Let's move on. It's not about me.

[Jeff]

Hey, I have a real quick thing. So before the show, I'm walking down the hallway and the most loved sportscaster in the world comes out of the bathroom carrying a thing of nuts. He's got a hit. He's eating nuts in the bathroom. We got this guy eating cereal or soup in the bath.

[Chick]

What is wrong with you?

[Christy]

What?

[Chick]

Were you eating nuts in the bathroom?

[Christy]

I was. I went to get some nuts and I found my way into the bathroom to urinate and I put my nuts up on the counter and I. Wow, I urinated.

[Tom]

How tall are you? That counter is like up to my chest.

[Christy]

Jeff said, you got nuts in the bathroom? I said, yeah, I got these nuts and these nuts.

[Jeff]

Oh, that word for word.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Well, it led to comedy. But.

[Tom]

Is it okay to eat in the bathroom?

[Christy]

No. Well, no, not if you're on the bathroom. You could take your food into the bathroom.

[Tom]

Yeah, I was eating cereal because I was. It was a short break. I had to get back out here. I was eating a bowl of cereal and I had to pee. And I can do both.

[Josh]

Yeah, I'm with you, Jeff. I. No open drinks, no open food. Yeah.

[Christy]

Would you. So are you standing at the toilet eating your cereal and urinating at the same time?

[Tom]

Well, you'll recall it was not successful. I got in there, tripped, and I spilled, so I.

[Chick]

But is it something you do on regular basis?

[Tom]

No, I try not to. The problem is with Corn Flakes, you gotta eat them pretty quick because they start getting soggy and then they're no good. The. The secret to Corn Flakes is you keep the box on the table. You put a little bit in, throw the sugar on it, throw the milk on it, eat them, and then you keep going.

[Christy]

And is your pantry at your house like a museum of products with Ivory soap and Kellogg's Corn Flakes?

[Tom]

I prefer most of my stuff. You know how my life is. Everything is organic and, you know, range free. But the. I do like the traditional Kellogg's Corn Flakes.

[Christy]

You like everything traditional.

[Jeff]

But if you have to pee and you know that cornflakes get soggy quick, why didn't you pee then make the Corn Flakes. Why go in the order you're making?

[Tom]

The presumption that I would think something through before doing that. We have a number of things to get to. But first, Mr. Oscar, it's my understanding that you dropped off your very handsome son at college yesterday.

[Jeff]

Successful drop off, everything went well.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

And today I'll be driving up the stuff that he texted me last night that he forgot to bring. So I'll be visiting college again today.

[Josh]

And he's a freshman. This is exciting. Yeah.

[Tom]

What did he forget?

[Jeff]

His shower shoes, a shower caddy, and a pillow.

[Josh]

I was about to make fun of him for the shower shoes, and then I just remembered.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom]

Oh, no.

[Josh]

You. You want those, you got to have shower shoes.

[Jeff]

I've never. You lived in a dorm?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

I'm assuming men all sharing a shower rooms. Disgusting.

[Josh]

It was.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Shower shoes are the right move. Yeah.

[Tom]

Did you have a group shower or just a single shower? Both.

[Josh]

So there were like four or five individual shower stalls, and if those were all taken, then you just used a big shower.

[Tom]

Yeah. I lived in a co ed dorm at one point.

[Christy]

Co ed every room.

[Tom]

No, no.

[Chick]

My floor usually.

[Tom]

No, no, it was all individual rooms.

[Chick]

Really?

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah, same here.

[Tom]

And. But the. There was a bathroom, like, every 10 doors, and.

[Josh]

Oh, my gosh. Yeah, no.

[Tom]

And yeah, that was kind of rough because, you know, the. The only hot girl on my floor. I remember one day I walked into the. Take a shower, and the. The room just reeked, and Maggie pops out of the stall. There goes that fantasy.

[Josh]

Oh, so you had coed bathroom.

[Tom]

Yes.

[Chick]

Really?

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

I'll never forget Maggie. Oh, yeah.

[Jeff]

Tore it up.

[Tom]

Oh, geez.

[Chick]

So Elijah has one big group shower, like a big bathroom.

[Jeff]

Oh, I have. No, I. I didn't, because my daughter.

[Chick]

Had, like, a suite. There were, like, two girls. Two girls and a bath in between. It was awesome.

[Tom]

Right now, was there any music playing as you walked down the hallway?

[Jeff]

No, it was the lamest. Every door was shut. Every kid, you know, would go in. I think that's the distinction outside the door.

[Tom]

Back. Back in my day, like I said, some guy popped his huge speakers in the window, and they were blasting the Grateful Dead live album into the quad.

[Christy]

I'm surprised it wasn't Mitch Miller or something.

[Tom]

Fair. Fair statement. But now everyone's got their earbuds in and they're all by themselves.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

So after the show today, I'll be taking another little drive back to college.

[Christy]

But those, man, they've got it down. They've giant bins on wheels.

[Jeff]

Oh, it was. It was so easy. They really take good care of it.

[Chick]

Jeff, explain how. How you could tell.

[Jeff]

Oh, so you had to drop your stuff off. They had, like, a bunch of tarps out for individual families, and you would drop your stuff off, then go park and then come back and bring it in. And so as you're Going down the sidewalk, you could tell it was like, oh, that's a girl, that's a girl. That's a boy. Because it would be like 40 moving boxes and then like two tubs of something and then another 80 moving boxes.

[Christy]

And a dark green trash bag.

[Jeff]

Oh, yeah, exactly. The boy next to us had 20 box paper boxes. Oh, yeah, that's how he moved in. He just had like, 20 of the empty paper boxes stacked up. Yeah, I loved it.

[Tom]

All you really need are a couple pairs of jeans, a couple T shirts. You're in college. Go.

[Jeff]

The girl next to us came in three Escalades.

[Chick]

Oh, my God.

[Jeff]

They unloaded three Escalades worth of stuff.

[Christy]

You tell Elijah, sidle up to her. She sounds like, yes, a, a future rich lady.

[Tom]

Wa.

[Jeff]

I didn't even see the daughter, but the mom.

[Tom]

Not bad.

[Christy]

Kind of hot.

[Jeff]

She's, she's doing well.

[Tom]

I got two words for you. High and maintenance.

[Jeff]

Yoga pants.

[Tom]

Maybe out of your, maybe out of your league. Jeff. I don't know.

[Christy]

No, no, I, I. You walk up to her like you are now and go, oh, shucks. Ma', am, can I help you with any. Use the word shucks. And I. You're in. I'm telling you, he's absolutely right.

[Tom]

And she'll ask, where do you keep your stuff? In the janitorial closet.

[Christy]

I, I met the most interesting man. He's so real.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Christy]

Yes.

[Josh]

Her husband right now is in Abu Dhabi trying to do some. He's there for the next two months.

[Tom]

He's trying to. He's trying to buy the country some.

[Christy]

Awful contract paying no attention to her with his secretary. A team of secretaries.

[Josh]

You give her a shucks and a wink.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

Where were you guys yesterday?

[Tom]

I'll take the under on this. Welcome to the Bob and Tom program. Thanks for joining us. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Did you see you have a letter over there?

[Christy]

Oh, it's letter time. Brought to you by nhtsa. Whether you get pulled over or get into a crash, drinking and driving will change your whole world. Drive sober or get pulled over. Letters from listeners brought to you by nhtsa. Dear Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh]

I was so hammered.

[Christy]

This is for. No, this is for Tom, Chick and Josh. I am covering two worlds here. This is from Benjamin. He's from Kalamazoo. This, believe it or not, is my hard hat that I wear at work. I believe we have a picture. There he is.

[Tom]

Oh, it's a cowboy hat.

[Christy]

It's also a cowboy.

[Josh]

It's awesome.

[Christy]

That's Exactly. Right.

[Tom]

That guy's got a serious beard, too.

[Christy]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh]

I always knew Ben from Kalamazoo was cool. I didn't know he was that cool.

[Christy]

He's very cool.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

So that's a hard hat.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Chick]

You can get a hard hat and be Mr. Safety.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Once again, I have to start wearing. Chick got me a nice hat. I have to start wearing hats that have a thing around the sides because I can't get sun on my ears, according to my dermatologist. So there may be a cowboy hat in my future. But Chick got me a nice hat, which I took home yesterday. Thank you very much, Chick McGee.

[Christy]

Where is it now?

[Tom]

It's in my car, actually.

[Jeff]

Kelly has donated it to Goodwill.

[Christy]

Well, I'll be getting rid of that.

[Tom]

No, no. Oh, it's very nice. Thank you.

[Josh]

Awesome.

[Tom]

Now, I have a letter over here.

[Christy]

Anytime, buddy.

[Tom]

A lot of milkshake talk on this show.

[Christy]

Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

[Josh]

Damn right. Better than yours.

[Christy]

Damn right.

[Tom]

Joe writes, have you experienced the salted caramel Oreo cookie milkshake?

[Josh]

That sounds pretty good.

[Tom]

I don't know, but I think we.

[Chick]

Need to get one with that. And doesn't say where we can get.

[Tom]

One because I just got turned on to the salted caramel ice cream last year. And it is.

[Christy]

But keep in mind, everybody, he had just got turned on to rolling luggage carry ons. He just got turned on. What was yesterday's dag on it? I forget.

[Chick]

We should keep a list.

[Christy]

Yeah. It's a whole new world. Every day gets up.

[Josh]

I saw a commercial for you yesterday. Dairy Queen now has a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Caramel Blizzard.

[Christy]

No way.

[Josh]

They've combined the two.

[Tom]

Wait a minute. I go to Dairy Queen all the time. I was just there two nights ago.

[Josh]

So they have the salted caramel peanut butter Cup Blizzard.

[Christy]

I've just been notified by Hoffy, our producer. Tom's revelation yesterday was, have you tried pickles on a sandwich?

[Chick]

Oh, that's right.

[Christy]

No, it's on. It's unbelievable.

[Tom]

It was more precise. They were free.

[Christy]

They were. Have you heard about this? Have you tried it?

[Tom]

I'm just. It was a traditional club sandwich.

[Christy]

Pickles on a set. On a club.

[Tom]

With what?

[Christy]

Pickles.

[Tom]

Oh, that's very radical.

[Josh]

Yeah. It typically does not come with pickles, does it? The club sandwich?

[Tom]

No. Oh, it was. I'm just saying it was delightful.

[Josh]

All right.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

You gotta go Cubano if you want some pickles.

[Tom]

But, I mean, I think the chicken are kind of in the same league. There's. I didn't. I'd never tasted mayonnaise till I was several years out of college.

[Christy]

Huh. Oh, we always had Miracle Whip.

[Tom]

I still hate that that's what we.

[Josh]

Had grown up, too.

[Jeff]

But I love it.

[Josh]

I prefer the mayonnaise.

[Christy]

The tangy zip of Miracle. I think it was cheaper.

[Chick]

What do they put in Miracle Whip to make it different from mayonnaise?

[Josh]

It is something tangy. I don't know what yet.

[Christy]

It's delightful.

[Tom]

Poison?

[Christy]

It's probably.

[Jeff]

I think it's more vinegar.

[Chick]

Oh, okay.

[Jeff]

So it gives a bang.

[Josh]

A headphone.

[Christy]

What if a muckety muck from Miracle Whip. Which one of you said our product was poison?

[Tom]

It just tastes like poison. It's awful.

[Jeff]

I love it. Send it my way.

[Josh]

No.

[Tom]

Okay, you can have all mine.

[Josh]

I saw a headline. Pamela Anderson is now selling pickles. And I didn't. I didn't click on it to see, but apparently you can get some.

[Chick]

Really?

[Josh]

I don't know if she grows them or what.

[Tom]

She's great in that movie Naked Gun.

[Josh]

Yeah, she's a good actress. Yeah. The Last Showgirl. She's a hell of an actress.

[Christy]

Yeah, that. Yeah, That's a damn fine movie.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Now. So I'll have to find out where we can. Maybe we can have Ms. Hooker make a salted caramel Oreo cookie milkshake. This sounds really good.

[Josh]

It does.

[Jeff]

Where did that, like all of a sudden, everything salted. I'm all for it, but was like a baker like slit. Oh, happy accident. I'll try it.

[Josh]

Oh, this is delicious.

[Tom]

That's the thing. I never had it until last year.

[Christy]

I didn't know you guys don't salt your blizzards.

[Jeff]

They should have been salt and caramel ages ago.

[Tom]

Now, here's a good question for a couple of the folks in here. This comes to us from Sean and Kim in Youngstown, Ohio. I've always been curious when people have an on air name or a stage name, what do people in your personal and private life call you? Which is a great question.

[Chick]

Christy.

[Tom]

Christy? Your fake name is Christy?

[Chick]

Yeah, but everyone calls me Christy.

[Tom]

So does Andy, your husband, call you Christy? That's interesting.

[Christy]

I don't call her that often, though. If I call her, she'll show up. Nobody needs that.

[Tom]

No, Mr. Oskay. You refer to your girlfriend as your lady?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

What does she call you?

[Christy]

Jeff's his name, I think.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Did she call you by your name or are you like sugar or honey? Weird beard. I mean, what is that?

[Jeff]

Yeah. Weird beard. Hey, weird beard. Come in here. Let's get some magic started in the bedroom.

[Christy]

Dirty janitor.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Come here.

[Jeff]

No, I think she just calls me honey or babe or.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

So not by your name?

[Josh]

No.

[Tom]

Okay. Josh, what's your philosophy on this? Do you have a particular point of view that you like to. If you'd like to be called by your name. Do you like to be called all of it?

[Josh]

Yeah, I think I like. I think pet names can be very cool.

[Chick]

Josh. Does she call you Joshi?

[Josh]

Yeah, some have. Some have gone.

[Jeff]

Joshua. Some.

[Josh]

A lot of babes.

[Christy]

A lot of babes.

[Josh]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jeff]

Now, do you like when they go with the Joshua?

[Josh]

It depends on what's going on.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

Okay.

[Josh]

I like it when I've been kind of inappropriate. And Joshua, Matthew. Oh, Joshua.

[Tom]

My mommy used to do that.

[Chick]

I think all parents do that. Don't they use the first and middle name?

[Josh]

I think it's common.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

And they're mad. And the actual name.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Tom]

Like, my name really is Thomas.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Tom]

Thomas Bruce.

[Chick]

Oh, you're in trouble.

[Tom]

What did I do? Now we're in trouble. Just out of curiosity, did they call you by your. That's interesting. Christie. That everyone call. Because I know everyone around here calls you that, but I was kind of.

[Chick]

My niece and nephew, and they're my sister. They. They call me if you call me.

[Josh]

T. Actually, if you hear your real name said in public, do you turn your head?

[Chick]

Yes, because I know it's somebody I went to high school with. Usually if they're directed at me.

[Josh]

I mean, if you just hear somebody yelling.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah. Sometimes.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Tom]

Did your mom ever do the reverse when she was mad at you, knowing your real name, going, excuse me, Christy?

[Chick]

No, she never did. She never used that name. She always used the real name.

[Christy]

Ms. Big Shot.

[Tom]

Ms. Radio hall of Fame? I guess you're too good to take out. Oh, okay.

[Chick]

No, no, no.

[Tom]

Well, she should have. If she were alive, I'd train her to do that.

[Christy]

Coming up, we trained your mother is what he's talking about.

[Tom]

Coming up, we have, as it's written on our board there, a surprise.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Surprise guest.

[Josh]

We have a Sue a saw prize.

[Tom]

Yeah, that's a good one.

[Christy]

A sock prize.

[Tom]

I'm very excited about this. This is. This is.

[Christy]

Does he play a musical instrument?

[Tom]

I will tell you, it is a male, and I don't know the answer to that. Is this going to be on the big screen? Okay. Yes. I'm very excited.

[Josh]

He said it involves a world. Right. We all know who is it.

[Chick]

David Rush.

[Josh]

We're not morons.

[Christy]

If it is it Hollywood.

[Tom]

See, if it were David Rush or Hollywood hand and I'd have, I'd have the local television stations here to film.

[Josh]

You know what he would. So it's not them.

[Christy]

And they would have said yeah, we'll be right there. And they wouldn't show up.

[Tom]

Okay, right now I want to tell you about how much I love those Raycon headphones.

[Christy]

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[Tom]

Remind me to complain about yesterday's wordle.

[Christy]

No, that's absolutely a word. You didn't get it?

[Tom]

I got it, but only because attrition, it's fine.

[Christy]

No, it's a. It was a fine.

[Tom]

One person in 10,000 is used that word.

[Josh]

That's not true.

[Tom]

Okay, when we come back I'll explain what I'm talking about. This is valid as gopher which isn't valid. O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show. Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom fix 24. 7. Get all the info in the VIP.

[Christy]

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[Josh]

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[Christy]

Soon you can be there live for.

[Jeff]

All the biggest moments.

[Josh]

She is gone. And witness history as it's made.

[Christy]

It's not about me.

[Tom]

It's about what this human spaceflight program is about.

[Christy]

It's our national goals.

[Josh]

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[Tom]

And entertainment with a side of I.

[Christy]

Think I may have peed a little.

[Josh]

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[Christy]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Chick]

Hi.

[Christy]

Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff]

Yes, sir.

[Christy]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh]

Hi, there.

[Christy]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. We're in the middle of Letters from our Listeners brought to you by nhtsa. Hello, Tom.

[Tom]

Hello. Chick Magee. It's an estimate. I believe it's approximately 15% of adult Americans play Wordle.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Tom]

Yeah, that's it.

[Christy]

I think it's higher now.

[Tom]

Well, that was based on a survey about a year ago, so.

[Josh]

That's interesting. In my circle of friends, I'd say it's like 80%.

[Christy]

That's interesting.

[Tom]

And if you're playing yesterday, you're allowed to start cursing.

[Christy]

No. No, you're not.

[Tom]

It was. I got it. But it was. It was rough.

[Christy]

I hate those. When it's an obvious word and you.

[Tom]

Thought it was obvious.

[Christy]

It didn't pop into mine.

[Tom]

K, E, F, I, R. K, E, F. Kefer. Kefir.

[Chick]

You don't know what kefir is?

[Josh]

I didn't.

[Tom]

The only reason to know what it is is because it's in the milk section.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

I've always wondered what the hell it was.

[Chick]

It's like a yogurt drink.

[Tom]

Okay. Yeah, Yeah.

[Josh]

I mean, that absolutely counts.

[Chick]

Absolutely.

[Tom]

It's kind of obscure.

[Christy]

Well.

[Josh]

But I have more.

[Christy]

I have more. About a week ago, they had gopher, G O, F, E, R. And that's.

[Tom]

That's.

[Christy]

And I had more of a problem.

[Tom]

With that because it's slang.

[Christy]

Yeah. Well, yeah, I think it is.

[Josh]

Finite amount of five letter words.

[Chick]

I was gonna say, aren't they gonna run out?

[Josh]

And it should be a challenge.

[Tom]

Yeah. I think they should do a really bad curse word every now and then. Now, how many five letter curse words can you come up with? We'll go around the horn. Ace, you go first.

[Chick]

Wow.

[Josh]

There's the P word for women.

[Christy]

Oh, yeah. That's got two consonants. Yeah, Those are always tough for me.

[Tom]

So anything that ends in a Y. Oh, yeah.

[Josh]

Well, you got a T word as well.

[Christy]

Five letters with a C word.

[Jeff]

If she's in it with a Y.

[Christy]

I'm not saying you are. You're acting.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or it can also be an ly, but then that's six letters.

[Josh]

I like that better, though. I like putting in that. Making an adverb.

[Tom]

Yeah, that sounds. Yeah, that sounds like it could be the name of a butler.

[Christy]

It absolutely does everything, really.

[Tom]

Anyway, I was.

[Chick]

Yeah. Don't ever say that to a woman.

[Christy]

I believe he's in the kitchen.

[Tom]

My Lord, I've made that mistake. Oh, didn't go well.

[Chick]

I bet not.

[Tom]

But at the time, I was perfectly in the right.

[Christy]

You were out?

[Tom]

Yeah. Oh, couldn't have been better. We move on to our letter with a chick. Miggy.

[Christy]

We are. Oh, go ahead, Chris.

[Chick]

Oh, I'm sorry. This comes to us from Ed. He was in elementary school. At a Catholic elementary school, second grade, Sister Mary Catherine. Her, his teacher asked about their homework assignment was to go to the library, use encyclopedias at home, find something invented by Albert Einstein. So we're talking. If we're using encyclopedias, probably 60s, 70s. So, dad, instead of doing homework, I asked dad, what did Albert Einstein invent? Dad said, oh, he invented the hole in the record. For those of you who don't know that the 45 has a hole or a 33 had a little hole in it that you could put on your record player.

[Josh]

Kind of a funny dad response.

[Chick]

So the next day, I'm in the back of the classroom, Sister asked about what we learned. I almost fell out of my chair. So excited, raised my hand, called on me, and proudly shouted out, albert Einstein invented the hole in the record. Did not go over well.

[Josh]

Oh, no, that's a good one.

[Christy]

Actually, my letter is about parents lying to kids. What the. This Chris was in a team meeting. He has a bi weekly team meeting. But that's just a. An amazing. Sit down. Anyway, the best lie that this guy's parents told him was the ice cream truck in the neighborhood. But when it's driving around, his parents told him that music was playing. That meant the truck was out of ice cream.

[Tom]

Oh, what a.

[Josh]

That's a stellar way to get out of ever having to buy your kid ice cream.

[Christy]

I'm sorry, you can hear they're out of ice cream. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

[Tom]

And is the standard song played by the ice cream truck.

[Chick]

I haven't seen a nice.

[Jeff]

Yeah, because you live in a nice neighborhood. Those kids already have ice cre. Cream in the freezer. They don't need an ice cream truck.

[Tom]

No, but the ice cream truck is much better.

[Chick]

No, the ice cream truck is great.

[Tom]

Yeah, because all the neighborhood kids come out.

[Chick]

Huh? Do they go down your street? No. What am I saying?

[Jeff]

Well, no, they can't get past the gate. Like you have to go the code.

[Tom]

There we go.

[Christy]

All right, kids, come on up here. Get some ice cream.

[Chick]

That was a highlight of the day.

[Josh]

In the summer, we had an ice cream truck for a while. It played the Entertainer. It was pretty Nice.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That would.

[Josh]

That got kind of old, actually.

[Tom]

Yeah. I was gonna say when the Sting came out, that got really old.

[Josh]

Yeah, this was.

[Al]

That's the one.

[Christy]

Now this song. An ice cream truck. Remember this? Tom and I were. The last time I was at a wedding. I think pretty close anyway, but Tom and I were seated next to each other and I don't know how we ended up there. But you remember we were. You were heckling the bride. Do you remember this?

[Tom]

Is this the one that ended up with an unfortunate death?

[Christy]

Of course. Okay, so it's a really hot day. It's like June or July. And they had the windows of the church open and they're good. Do you take this woman outside? You're here. The ice cream truck goes by. And I really.

[Tom]

I really wanted to leave because it was. Would have been good for entertaining.

[Josh]

That would have been the comedic pinnacle. If you got up and were like looking for quarters and probably walked out.

[Christy]

And then came back like a bomb Pop. Absolutely.

[Chick]

What was your go to at the ice cream truck?

[Josh]

I was always a. Well, these were expensive for the ice cream truck. I was a waffle cone guy, like a drumstick. But those were always a little more.

[Tom]

Yeah, I loved those. That was the only time I'd ever get those. They were wrapped. The top was wrapped in paper and.

[Chick]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

Nuts on them all. Those were the best.

[Christy]

You put your nuts on them.

[Josh]

I would fall for the Pac man ghost.

[Tom]

Or did you do the push ups? Or was that too close to exercise?

[Jeff]

If.

[Josh]

You can't get mad, look at how happy it would just be.

[Christy]

He's been way. It's like. It's like. It's a relief valve. Yeah.

[Josh]

I mean, I'm not gonna walk over with a needle and pop that balloon. Happy as hell.

[Christy]

No need.

[Tom]

So sorry.

[Chick]

I'm not a push up fan. I don't like that orange sickle taste.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah, that's a good. I like that flavor.

[Tom]

I never. I never liked the Creamsicle. I'm with you on that.

[Chick]

I like this. I like the strawberry shortcake. Do you remember those?

[Jeff]

Oh, yeah. With the crunch on the outside or.

[Chick]

The Captain Crunch bar.

[Josh]

Never Captain Crunch, but it was good.

[Christy]

Cap' N Crunch had cake on the inside.

[Josh]

I was always intrigued by both of those. Strawberry shortcake cake.

[Tom]

It was more fun to go to the truck.

[Chick]

Right.

[Tom]

Than it was even if you had ice cream in the freezer. Because the truck's there.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Tom]

The whole neighborhood's out there.

[Christy]

That's right. He's selling. Dope too. You can get some dope.

[Tom]

O. I think.

[Josh]

Now, I would ask the ice cream man if you. Hey, did you just have like a regular ice cream sandwich? Oh, do they ever have those? Like sometimes they have the cookie one, the chocolate chip cookie.

[Tom]

And you can make those at home.

[Christy]

Yeah, I mean, it's not the same.

[Josh]

I'm not too worried about the ice cream sandwich margins.

[Tom]

Yeah. Oh, no, no. It's like making your own pizza at home. Instead of going and getting a nice eight dollar pizza, you can spend forty bucks getting the dough. Yeah, I know. We do it every weekend.

[Christy]

A good ice cream sandwich, the chocolate cake part has to be mushed. It can't be too hard.

[Josh]

But then you lose a little bit of it on the wrapper, don't you?

[Christy]

Yeah, that's fine.

[Chick]

And it sticks to your fingers.

[Josh]

An easy incisor scrape.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Yeah. It's interesting. That is one of those foods. Maybe we should do a coffee table book about foods that have to be exactly at a certain temperature to be properly eaten. Ice cream sandwiches. There's a very, very small go to area there.

[Josh]

Jake's right, though. Too firm is not great.

[Christy]

It's not great. The ice cream squeezes out. It's no good.

[Chick]

And was it a holiday in your neighborhood if the Mr. Softy truck instead of the regular ice cream truck?

[Josh]

That wasn't a thing for us.

[Chick]

Wow.

[Christy]

My best friend in the world, his older brother owned a Mr. Softy truck.

[Chick]

No, that was great.

[Tom]

Sadly, later in life his wife called him that. Okay, well, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Want to share something? Send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show. Jim Rome takes on sports. Why? Because you're not playing me with rapid fire. Takes went from the super bowl straight to the toilet bowl. He's not over the NFL. The NFL is over him. Scorching debates, all the good, all the bad, all the ups, all the downs.

[Christy]

He's the spitfire of sports. Smack.

[Tom]

Sorry for what I said because it was appropriate when I said it, but I can't say it anymore. Dude, you are killing the game.

[Christy]

The Jim Rome show podcast.

[Josh]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Tom]

Goes out Iran.

[Christy]

Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello, Jeff Oskay. Hi, everybody. A custodian. Every man custodian. No, that is. Look, don't you think? Oh, remember janitor? Yeah, Drum. Remember that? Was that?

[Chick]

Yes, I remember. Janitor in a drum cleaning.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Solution. Oh, no kidding.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Janitor in a drum.

[Chick]

That's what it was called.

[Tom]

Isn't it?

[Christy]

Still on time.

[Chick]

Is it? Let me see.

[Jeff]

It wasn't like a 50 gallon drum and some dude would just climb out of it.

[Tom]

It looked like a little. Like a little mini drum and.

[Jeff]

Oh, that's fun.

[Josh]

Was it just caustic as hell?

[Christy]

It could scrub through steel.

[Chick]

An industrial strength cleaning product.

[Josh]

Oh, it was half xenomorph blood.

[Tom]

Your look right now, I would say is kind of a janitor on vacation. Got a nice festive shirt on.

[Jeff]

Okay.

[Tom]

Isn't that fair?

[Josh]

I say God bless the custodians. Boy.

[Jeff]

Yeah, that's a tough job.

[Chick]

Yeah, that's what it looked like.

[Josh]

Holy K. It looks like what? The Toxic Avenger fell in, right?

[Christy]

They truly did.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Christy]

And the custodians know.

[Jeff]

Did you still buy that?

[Christy]

They had their finger on the pulse of the high school.

[Josh]

Like the one in the Breakfast Club. He really lets them know.

[Christy]

Absolutely.

[Josh]

I hear all your secrets.

[Tom]

Got some letters to get to. I was reminded of. This is from Michael in Lowell. I walked into the men's room at work.

[Christy]

Louisville.

[Tom]

That's a no win.

[Christy]

Hey, Mike.

[Tom]

I walked into a men's room in Louisville. I witnessed one of my colleagues vigorously brushing his teeth while using the urine. Your thoughts?

[Christy]

That's not a problem.

[Chick]

Yeah, that's a problem.

[Christy]

No.

[Josh]

Boy, maybe if you're in the battlefield, you know what I mean?

[Christy]

If you're shaving in your helmet.

[Josh]

Right, right.

[Christy]

Then it's okay.

[Tom]

Now if you are doing that, then do you spit into the urinal? Do you lean over?

[Josh]

I would really? In fact, I have been known. I have not been known. Nobody knows this.

[Jeff]

Oh, really?

[Josh]

To spit into the. Into the toilet.

[Tom]

It.

[Josh]

For whatever reason at night when I brush my teeth, it makes me have to pee. I don't know what's going on. I could pee 10 minutes before I brush my teeth at night and then I have to pee again. I don't know what's happening.

[Tom]

So.

[Christy]

You ever try. So I take the toothbrush and stick it in your urethra. Oh, is that something that might be.

[Josh]

I'm wondering if it's the water pick. Honestly, if there's something about the water.

[Christy]

Okay.

[Josh]

Encouraging.

[Tom]

What? I don't understand. So how does this end? You spit into the toilet.

[Josh]

I'm done. No, I have to spit like three times after I brush my teeth. Like it's, it's a fair amount. Like for whatever reason, my mouth overreacts and, and so like that third spit while I'm peeing goes into the toilet.

[Christy]

Huh.

[Tom]

Really?

[Josh]

Yeah. And there's something satisfying about kind of peeing into the toothpastey spit. Like it's, it's like a, there's, it's almost a poltergeist in there. And then I just kind of break it up with my urine. My life is.

[Christy]

This toilet is clean.

[Josh]

My life is a little sad.

[Chick]

I don't know about that. A little weird.

[Josh]

A little weird. A little sad.

[Tom]

It was a good day. I got wordle and then I got to pee the gleam off of my toilet bowl.

[Chick]

This is kind of on topic. Chris from Springfield, Ohio, since your name is Joshua, he wants to know, he's curious if you ever call your male member the Joshua Tree from now on.

[Josh]

Yes. How have I not been doing that my whole life?

[Christy]

Here's the letter. Bathroom graffiti. Dear Bob and Tom show. I was at a bar in the Oregon district in Dayton, Ohio. Wonderful little area there with all a bunch of taverns. Someone had written over the urinal. I blanked your mom.

[Josh]

Oh God, I love it. Short sweets.

[Christy]

Yep. And someone else wrote underneath, go home, dad, you're drunk again.

[Josh]

So good.

[Tom]

Oh, nice. Boom.

[Josh]

And like you said yesterday, there should be a museum. And if you're telling me that's not museum quality.

[Christy]

Absolutely, absolutely.

[Tom]

Yeah. That's classic.

[Christy]

I'd pay to go see that.

[Josh]

You're drunk.

[Christy]

Drunk again.

[Jeff]

I always like the, the graffiti above the urinal. The joke is in your hand. That's always a great one.

[Christy]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I'm tired of arguing with my girlfriend about toilet seat. Up or down, toilet paper over or under?

[Chick]

Over.

[Christy]

How to squeeze a toothpaste, etc. So now I just piss in the kitchen sink. That's from Mikey. Thank you, Mikey.

[Tom]

Thank you very much.

[Chick]

You guys fight over that? Over, under. What do you. Well, you don't have to worry.

[Josh]

Yeah, I mean, but I am, I think I'm over over.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy]

I've been told if you have, if you have a cat, it has to be under.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah, right.

[Tom]

Because they'll do the spin thing.

[Josh]

You know what? My kit, my cat, when she was a kitten did that once and apparently got it out of her system.

[Tom]

So thankfully you do the thing where you, when the roll is. You've used it once or twice. You then tuck the corners so it's got a nice neat triangle sort of hotel style. No, no, don't do that. Make it.

[Chick]

You make the little rose. You ever seen that? A little rose on the top.

[Tom]

What is that?

[Chick]

Well, you take.

[Josh]

I did it with Kleenex boxes.

[Chick]

My cleaning woman does that. She makes a little rose on the toilet paper. Yes.

[Christy]

Wow.

[Chick]

Yeah, it's very nice. I'll take a picture of it next time. She does.

[Josh]

That is great today.

[Jeff]

So I. I like it over so much that I will turn your toilet paper around at your house.

[Chick]

So will I. I'll move.

[Jeff]

I'll change your direction.

[Tom]

Okay. If you have the stand up holder for your paper towels.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

It has to go counterclockwise. Clockwise.

[Christy]

No, no, that's wrong. It has to go clockwise.

[Chick]

Has to go clockwise. No, wait.

[Josh]

When you pull.

[Tom]

Yes, when you pull it has.

[Josh]

You want it going counterclockwise.

[Tom]

Yes.

[Josh]

I'm the same way.

[Tom]

Because. Because I use my other hand to touch it so I can pull it with my right hand.

[Josh]

There you go.

[Tom]

These are very important, very important topics.

[Christy]

You've dazzled me with your.

[Tom]

Now do you make. Do you make the triangle in your toilet paper? So when you walk into your bathroom, you go, I feel kind of special.

[Christy]

No, I don't.

[Josh]

It is a nice thing when you see it places. But I don't do it.

[Christy]

You put the ribbon on the toilet though, don't you? Every morning.

[Chick]

Sanitized for your protection.

[Tom]

Yes. And have a very large pair of gold scissors. Pretend I'm doing a mall opening.

[Christy]

You have the recording where people are applauding and Tom's here to open up the toilet.

[Josh]

You guys are D minus celebrities. Did you ever have to. Did you guys ever have the pleasure of opening a place?

[Christy]

No, I have not.

[Josh]

Or using the giant scissors.

[Tom]

No. I've been to a couple of openings but never had the giant.

[Christy]

Is want to say I had the weird shovel. Where did I have the shovel? I forget.

[Josh]

Well, somebody needs to get on. You guys have earned that right.

[Tom]

Wouldn't it be great if one of those shovel things they made the. The guy in the suit stay and keep digging.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Hey, I'm the CEO.

[Tom]

You master.

[Josh]

You're not done.

[Christy]

Keep digging.

[Tom]

We've raised a million bucks for this basement. We were also talking about guilty pleasure songs.

[Christy]

I've got one of those too.

[Tom]

We all have them and you know, whatever you like what you like.

[Josh]

Yes. Enjoy it. My gosh. Enjoy it.

[Tom]

And here's one that I really like. And I guess this is kind of a. Kind of mocked endlessly. This comes to us from Tim. My guilty pleasure is Rick Astley never Gonna give you up. And I love Getting Rick Rolled.

[Josh]

I love the guy's voice. I think these are catchy songs.

[Tom]

And I love Getting Rick Rolled. When you. When you least suspect that all of a sudden, there it is.

[Jeff]

I hope that Rick rolling has made him millions. Millions. I hope it got him five new pools.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

Just. Insane amount of money for making fun of a song.

[Christy]

Dear Bob and Tom show. The older I get, the less guilty I feel about the songs I like. There are still two that I feel a tinge of embarrassment, though. Bop.

[G]

Okay.

[Josh]

I also think it has its place.

[Chick]

The Hanson's.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Christy]

And where's the Love? Or Where Is the Love? That's a great song. It says, where's the love? Donnie Hathaway.

[Jeff]

I thought it was Black Eyed Peas.

[Christy]

Yeah. Where's the Love?

[Tom]

Maybe they did. They cover the. Donny Hathaway, Roberta Flack, another song named where's the Love. Okay. But, yeah, that's a great song. But, yeah. You like what you like?

[Christy]

I guess.

[Josh]

Yes. Enjoy life short. My gosh.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

This can't be it. This is a Black Eyed Peace song.

[Josh]

Well, just contextually, the, um.

[Tom]

Bop. You know, closer in eight to that Donnie Hathaway. It was amazing.

[Jeff]

This is horrible.

[Christy]

What?

[Josh]

Yeah, this is.

[Tom]

Is great.

[Josh]

I am trying to decide if I'd rather hear this or a dentist drill.

[Chick]

This does sound like a lounge.

[Christy]

And looking back and hearing it now, it does sound like it's being played on an elevator.

[Tom]

Yeah, absolutely. But can't you imagine this, Jeffrey?

[Christy]

You're.

[Tom]

You're lying in bed with your lady.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Tom]

And.

[Christy]

And you go, siri, play where's the Love? And boom.

[Tom]

You know, one thing has led to another, and, you know, things are over and your. Your gummies finally kicked in.

[Jeff]

Now I really want a sandwich.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

Twice as bad.

[Tom]

She's asleep.

[Christy]

And you look at her and say, hey, you want any of this before I put it away?

[Josh]

The guy who plays this in bed has. He's real oily.

[Christy]

Yes.

[Tom]

Has silk pajamas.

[Christy]

Just the bottoms.

[Tom]

Do you find pajamas off putting, Christy?

[Chick]

No. Well, I think if you wear the full set, that can be kind of off putting.

[Tom]

Yeah. I never. I haven't worn a set of full pajamas since I was four.

[Christy]

You wear the. You wear.

[Josh]

I am surprised to hear this, too.

[Tom]

I own. I do not own any pajamas.

[Christy]

You wear a nightgown with one of those hats.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Christy]

And you have a candle and you say, who goes there?

[Tom]

A lot.

[Christy]

Are you the ghost of Christmas Future? Who goes there? Evil ghost.

[Tom]

Okay. Oh, my gosh. Look at the time. We have things we have to get to here, including a little bit of sports. Got some more letters. How do you reach us? You ask? You go to Bob and [e-mail] Send us emails at any topic we'd love to weigh in. Right now we're going to weigh in on the topic of feeling safe and secure at home when you're wearing your PJs or whether you're not wearing your PJs.

[Christy]

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[Tom]

Thank you very much, Chick Magee. Thank you very much. Simply Safe. Coming up, we've got a bunch of cool stuff, including a world record and a special surprise guest. About 45 minutes.

[Jeff]

Oh, I just looked it up. The Black Eyed Peace. Where's the love? 48 million listens. But yeah, it was probably your song that you picked. Where is the Love by Black Eyed Peace?

[Josh]

I don't know the Black Eyed Peas 1. All right if I do. I don't know.

[Jeff]

It was very popular back like 5, 10.

[Josh]

I probably know it and just don't know the name.

[Christy]

It's just the peace.

[Tom]

Yeah, but wasn't the cat. The category was songs. You're kind of embarrassed you like.

[Jeff]

Well, this is embarrassing to like.

[Tom]

Oh, it is really.

[Christy]

We'll come back with my lovely little lady L My hump.

[Tom]

Oh, sorry.

[Christy]

Let's get it.

[Josh]

The best Black Eyed Peas lyric of all time is when this Fergie, when she yells drank.

[Tom]

Fortunately, she's hot. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Christy]

Hey, welcome Back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Chick]

Hello.

[Christy]

Jess Hooker's here.

[Tom]

Hi.

[Christy]

There's Jeff Oskay. Hi, Josh Arnold.

[Josh]

Hi there.

[Christy]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom]

Hello, everybody. Thank you very much for joining us.

[Josh]

I've got a letter here from Miles in the state of. Well, where. Union Justice Confidence. Do you guys know that state?

[Christy]

No.

[Josh]

You had to guess. Union Justice Confidence. Michigan's the state motto of Louisiana.

[Christy]

Oh, that's interesting.

[Josh]

Small town Animal news. He says scientists tried to mix crab DNA with cheetah DNA to see what would happen. Yeah, things went sideways real fast.

[Christy]

Very nice.

[Josh]

I think that is excellent.

[Tom]

Yes, yes, that is. That's like the old jokes we were talking about yesterday when your family heritage is, you know. My mother's from Romania. My father is from China. Bizarre, right?

[Josh]

So she's a. I'm a vampire who drinks. Who eats egg rolls.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah. They can be insulting. I'm sorry. Well, I got an assignment, Ms. Hooker.

[Jess]

Okay.

[Tom]

Good to see you. Of course. And you look very nice. We have this fine letter from Joe trying to get them. Trying to get through the niceties.

[Jess]

Yeah.

[Josh]

What's all. Jojo. What's Jojo?

[Tom]

He wants to have us try the salted caramel Oreo smoky milkshake.

[Jess]

Well, let's go buy one.

[Tom]

I think we can get that done.

[Chick]

I. Look, they don't make them at a.

[Jess]

Like, I think.

[Chick]

I think they made them up. Like, you have to.

[Christy]

Wendy's or something is doing something with a lot of flavors.

[Jeff]

They have a salted caramel Frosty out right now, which.

[Christy]

My kids are in Oreos in there, too.

[Tom]

I think. What.

[Chick]

That might be where he got it.

[Tom]

I'm not. I've only been aware of the salted caramel for about a year, and it's my new favorite thing in life. Has this been around a while?

[Jess]

The flavor in general?

[Christy]

Yes.

[Jess]

So, yeah, it's been around for a while.

[Christy]

So, so far in the last, I'm going to say 10 days, you've discovered roller bags for. Carry On.

[Tom]

That was a few weeks ago. You've discovered salted caramel that last summer. I discovered that.

[Christy]

And I don't know if Jess heard this yesterday or not, but have you tried a club sandwich with pickles on it? Unbelievable.

[Jess]

I think the big one that we're missing is when he discovered iced coffee.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess]

Remember when he. Last summer when he was like, you can. You can drink this cold.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Jess]

Very excited.

[Tom]

No idea. I had no idea.

[Chick]

No. Idea.

[Jeff]

Don't forget about the slow cooker.

[Chick]

Oh, yes.

[Jeff]

Oh, the crock pot and the.

[Christy]

The wind cooker. The air.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy]

Air fryer.

[Tom]

Amazing.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

It's nice in life to discover things. At it when you're a man of a certain age and what is it.

[Christy]

About you that you feel like you have to convince us that you weren't aware of these things? I had no idea. Idea. I had no idea. We know you had no idea when.

[Tom]

There are things you didn't know. For example, I just read yesterday, 180,000 tickets have been sold at the Sphere for the wizard of Oz.

[Josh]

Wow.

[Chick]

Oh, man.

[Tom]

Something insane. But when you saw the wizard of Oz, you didn't realize that a couple years ago, the people in the black.

[Christy]

And white, the farm hands play the cowardly lion and the tin man and the scarecrow.

[Tom]

Spoiler alert.

[Christy]

Who would have thought that? And the school teacher was the wicked. And the wizard was this traveling. Yeah. Dear Bob and Tom show, you guys were talking about trumpet sound songs yesterday.

[Tom]

Trumpets. Yes. We had the world. We had the world record for the longest trumpet solo. The guy played for like 48 hours.

[Christy]

Are you aware of Timmy Trumpet?

[Tom]

Timmy Trumpet?

[Christy]

He's like a big deal. The Mets have him come out and there's a relief pitcher that comes out to Timmy Trumpet. But this guy said, take a listen to the song Freak by Timmy Trumpet, one of the catchiest trumpet songs ever.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Christy]

All right. Well, here we go.

[Tom]

Okay, I'm starting with hate.

[Christy]

Okay.

[Josh]

Oh, really? I'm in.

[Christy]

This is.

[Tom]

This isn't a trumpet.

[Josh]

No, but I'm sure it comes up.

[Tom]

Okay. Nice intro. It's like, what, a Godwin song.

[Christy]

Oh, you like this? I still don't hear a trumpet.

[Tom]

Where's the trumpet? Relax. Lot of build up.

[Christy]

What you want right here.

[Josh]

Oh, I'm losing my mind.

[Tom]

If I'm somewhere, I'm getting a hot dog now I've already left the stadium.

[Chick]

Maybe that edm. Is that what this is?

[Christy]

A trumpet? Maybe. I don't know.

[Jess]

He's singing about a trumpet.

[Christy]

There you go.

[Jess]

Oh, maybe there's no trumpet at all.

[Christy]

Timmy. Timmy. But there's a relief picture used. Timmy trumpet song.

[Jeff]

Have you listened?

[Jess]

Great song to walk out to.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Have you listened?

[Tom]

I'd be walking out. Trust me. That thing starts, I'm walking out of the stadium again, as I indicate, Trombone shorties on. Awesome.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Oh, Trombo shorty.

[Tom]

Still touring?

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick]

He was just here not too long ago, I think.

[Jeff]

Yeah, like him.

[Christy]

He can't reach the mic Stand though.

[Josh]

Remember a listener called him out or showed us him what?

[Jess]

It's okay. He'll get there.

[Josh]

I will figure this out recommended him to us and we, when we checked him out, he. Oh, man.

[Christy]

Come on, shorty. There he is. Whop.

[Tom]

Whoa.

[Christy]

Whoa.

[Tom]

Sounds like the beginning of Shaft.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Aren't you immediately hooked?

[Christy]

Oh, yeah, I'm in.

[Tom]

Oh, there. Love that guitar.

[Josh]

I played trombone for two years. I really wish I would have stuck with it.

[Jeff]

Oh, really?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

No, the chicks love a trombonist.

[Josh]

They kind of do because you got that position when I was in college. That was like the rage. Those, like bands like the Urge and Real Big Fish.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy]

Did you ever call it the Tromboner?

[Tom]

Oh, the, all the, the, the guys that were in the section always called themselves the Tromboners. Oh, absolutely. That's universal. Very cool guy.

[Christy]

Very cool guy.

[Tom]

You're looking for. You're looking for good pot? Look for the Tromboners.

[Josh]

I used to have to grease it up. That smell, I'll never forget.

[Chick]

Was that grease or an oil?

[Josh]

No, I, I. It was a Mel Bay rental.

[Tom]

Yeah, I see. Now, have we completed our letter segment?

[Christy]

No. Dear Bob and Tom show. Could we get a picture, please? Please, please. And he said please three times of Tom's bike and his riding gear. Him ready to go?

[Tom]

Oh, sure. I'll get one for you.

[Christy]

Scott from Lansing, Michigan.

[Chick]

Yeah, I'd like to see that too.

[Christy]

Now you got the elbow pads, the knee pads and.

[Tom]

No, just this gloves.

[Chick]

You have the higher handlebars.

[Christy]

You have a helmet at least.

[Tom]

Yeah, helmet gloves.

[Chick]

Do you have the higher handlebars?

[Tom]

It's a hybrid. It's. I know, combination mountain bike. I had a custom.

[Jeff]

Do you have the straps for your legs to hold your jeans so they don't get caught in the.

[Tom]

Oh, the clips. Yeah, No, I just pull them up and roll them.

[Jeff]

Oh, okay.

[Tom]

I can't bring myself to much cooler. I can't wear bike shorts. It's too embarrassing.

[Jess]

You wear jeans when you ride your bike?

[Chick]

Yes, yes.

[Jess]

Yeah, there's an in between jeans and bike shorts.

[Chick]

You have to get those. What's it called? Something. Birds, bird dogs or something.

[Jess]

They're sp. Sports.

[Chick]

They're sports pants. They're like a Lululemon.

[Christy]

Well, your Lululemons that you wear at.

[Tom]

I wear them to bed for nighttime.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Why did you wear okay.

[Christy]

On the bike?

[Tom]

Yeah, I don't like wearing shorts.

[Josh]

Steady. He rides his bike like Hillbilly Gym. Just denim.

[Christy]

That's always 2x4 at the gym. That's always the guy, Jim Duggan.

[Josh]

That's my bad.

[Christy]

He's working out in Levi's and he's bench pressing 425.

[Tom]

Okay, this comes to us from Jason. He said, I was listening to your show yesterday, Jeff. Oscar was telling the story about the swingers club was very funny. And the very short version is it was full of adults and there were lots and lots of people in there.

[Jeff]

Too many.

[Tom]

He wants to know, was there an odor?

[Jeff]

I will say this.

[Josh]

No.

[Jeff]

No, not that I remember there. I. They did. It was a really nice venue. Like, I wouldn't be surprised if there weren't. And you know.

[Josh]

Yeah. Hotel like scent.

[Jeff]

Some Glade plugins throughout the.

[Tom]

And he references the fact that on this program, at one point someone told a story about being in the set of a porno shoot.

[Jeff]

Yeah, that was Josh.

[Tom]

And there was an odor issue.

[Josh]

Yeah, it was chicks. Was there an odor issue?

[Chick]

Chicken dinner.

[Josh]

Oh, okay.

[Jess]

But it was somebody's home.

[Christy]

Yes, it was somebody's home. And they were what? Direct mail. They had like a two or three cabinets full of VHS tapes and they would record them, then duplicate them and send them out.

[Josh]

There you go.

[Christy]

Yeah. And the boyfriend who was with the girl in the film was having trouble performing because we were standing around watching him.

[Josh]

I think I'd have that issue too.

[Christy]

So then the girl. We're standing around having a bottle of water. She's totally naked. We're standing around. Yeah. So what do you think of this presidential election coming? I mean, we were just talking about what?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Were there. Were there snacks?

[Christy]

Totally naked. What?

[Tom]

Were there snacks?

[Christy]

I think there was crap.

[Tom]

Craft services.

[Christy]

Yeah, I think there was. It was a. It was. It was a half ass shoot. Let's.

[Tom]

Did they ever get to the.

[Christy]

No, we had to leave.

[Jess]

Really?

[Josh]

Oh, no kidding. All right.

[Christy]

Couldn't do it.

[Tom]

Did you at least get a copy of the movie?

[Christy]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick]

Afterwards.

[Christy]

Nine copies. I sign it. I act as if I'm in it. Yeah.

[Tom]

It wasn't the idea that you were going to play the bartender.

[Christy]

I was, but that didn't. There wasn't any plot. There was a bed and him and going. Hey, let's do this. There wasn't a.

[Josh]

What's that? Great.

[Tom]

Bartender wasn't in it.

[Josh]

Actor's name who's in Boogie Nights. And he keeps begging to be in the movie.

[Christy]

Oh, Luis Guzman.

[Josh]

Yes, thank you. And then finally he just shows up as the bartender.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Guzman is fantastic.

[Christy]

Evidently. We have a picture of Tom on a bike, but not like a bicycle. It's a Motorcycle.

[Josh]

I don't know what that.

[Christy]

Oh, my Lord. Board.

[Tom]

Oh, that's obscure.

[Jess]

That looks very natural.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Look like you belong on that.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Hello, you bikers. How are you?

[Tom]

That's a drag strip bike, isn't it?

[Christy]

Wow.

[Jess]

It looks like it.

[Tom]

That's got a rather large engine.

[Christy]

Look at your glorious head of hair. You have.

[Tom]

That's nice. Coming up, we have a special surprise guest on. Ms. Hooker hasn't even heard about this. This is so exciting. I haven't. You're gonna like this.

[Chick]

I'm excited.

[Tom]

Also coming up, comedian Al Jackson will be joining us.

[Christy]

Oh, and Dear Bob and Tom Out Shout show. Have any of you watched the Pit? Tom. Tom wants to know. And you watch the Pit? Anybody?

[Tom]

Well, I think we live in a culture in which there's very little commonality.

[Christy]

Have you watched the Pit, Josh?

[Josh]

Yes. But now you have found the commonality we all hate when you ask if we've watched the Pit.

[Tom]

What are you watching?

[Christy]

Me?

[Tom]

I am. That is not in the realm of porno. Do we have any feature films you've seen or something we could relate to other than All Hands?

[Christy]

Are you watching a How to two Building the perfect pizza? Is that what you're watching?

[Tom]

All Hands on Dick.

[Christy]

All Hands on Dick.

[Josh]

He loves that one. Boy, oh boy.

[Christy]

Actually, that's a incredibly popular blow deck, right?

[Chick]

Oh, yeah. Below deck is a huge show.

[Christy]

The spin offs, the goings on in a cruise ship, the people that work.

[Chick]

On those yachts, the love.

[Tom]

Yeah. Below Dick is a show about athletic shoes.

[Christy]

This Dear Bob and Tom show. This question is for Jeff. Hey, Osk, when you were at that swingers club.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Christy]

And you saw them hauling out mattresses from the sex building.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Christy]

Did it say on the side of the truck that these are headed to Camp Hento? Sure.

[Tom]

They did not get them from the swingers club. Thank you. Thank you very much. Once again, coming up, Al Jackson, our special surprise guest in about 20 minutes. This is going to be great. You guys are going to love it.

[Chick]

Building it up too much.

[Jeff]

This the guest live in studio.

[Jess]

No.

[Tom]

No.

[Christy]

Okay.

[Tom]

But we're hoping. I think we're going to do a zoom.

[Jess]

Yeah, I think.

[Tom]

I think we're going to do a zoom.

[Jess]

Do you not know what my job is? Yes, I know.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Christy]

Why would you.

[Chick]

You know what? No, he doesn't. I know.

[Tom]

That's all on the way. Plus we will have some sporting news. We have a great world record. Record. We have the man who is purported to have the world's largest Male member is in the news, but not necessarily because of his large male member. Oh, that may. That is allegedly the cause of why he's in the news, if that makes any sense.

[Christy]

Huh.

[Jess]

Not really.

[Tom]

Yeah. His name is a Mr. Matt Barr. Have you seen a picture.

[Christy]

Field? Go kicker.

[Josh]

See the British fella.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Okay. Yeah.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Homely as they come. Become kind of schlubby.

[Jess]

You're not gonna get looks and a big dong.

[Tom]

They know something. That's a good thing. This guy looked like Brad Pitt.

[Christy]

Well, but why bother? I guess Ham has him.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Apparently Liam Neeson.

[Christy]

Liam Neeson, too, But that's.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Tom]

Oh, really?

[Chick]

I wonder. Pamela Anderson jumped on that.

[Tom]

This guy. This guy's. This guy's got a third elbow. This is a large, large fellow.

[Josh]

His penis has an intermission.

[Tom]

Yes, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Christy]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Josh Arnold. Hello, Christy Lee.

[Chick]

Hello.

[Christy]

Jess Hooker. Hi, Josh. Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello. Hello. Hello. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom]

Hello. Chick McGee. Coming up in about 15 minutes, a special surprise guest. I think you're gonna be very excited. I know I am. Right now we are going to visit the sports page where our sports. The sports Dr. Chick McGee is. Let's see. Taking patience.

[Christy]

Cleveland rookie. I might have to see Cleveland rookie quarterback Shador Sanders. He sustained an oblique injury during practice yesterday, unlikely to play in the Browns preseason game against the Eagles. And the first thing Tom asked me was, he's discovered sports talk radio this morning. Didn't say good morning. Didn't say anything. He says, where. Where's your oblique?

[Tom]

No, I read about it. I actually read about it. Where is it?

[Chick]

It's inside of your ass. You have a right oblique and your.

[Christy]

Left oblique just inside of your hip bones. They're much thinner and smaller than your external obliques.

[Al]

They.

[Christy]

Well, they're all internal, of course.

[Josh]

Well, sure.

[Christy]

On you. They're on the side of your rectus.

[Chick]

Abdominis, part of your abdominal muscle. I'm. You've worked your obliques. You just don't know it. I know your trainer. Whenever you twist to the right or twist to the left.

[Tom]

I see. I see.

[Christy]

You got that.

[Tom]

All right.

[Christy]

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has credited an experimental drug for successful treating advanced melanoma. He disclosed his cancer diagnosis publicly for the first time, he revealed his illness in that new documentary coming up on Netflix about the Cowboys. I think it comes on like the 19th of August or something soon. He said that? Yeah, he's cancer free. And Brian Schottenheimer, the newly named head coach of the Dallas Cowboys, who was hired by Jerry Jones, said that Jerry's fight with cancer is an amazing story.

[Tom]

Oh.

[Josh]

Oh, is it some ass kissing going on?

[Christy]

Jerry is just a wonderful, intelligent human being. And here's a list of teams in the NFL that would hire Brian Schottenheimer to be their head coach.

[Tom]

You just hate the Cowboys, don't you?

[Christy]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Christy]

Oh, gosh. Yeah. I don't. I don't understand people who don't hate the Cowboys. What the hell? Speaking of the Cowboys, a Texas woman's pet chicken has been officially named the world's oldest chicken. So we're celebrating time passing.

[Tom]

This is significant. We always celebrate the oldest lady or gentleman gent. Yes, Oldest chicken, I think. Yeah.

[Christy]

But we can talk to the oldest lady or gent and find out what do you attribute your old life to? Long line genuine bourbon? No.

[Tom]

What do you think?

[Christy]

Masturbation?

[Chick]

The fact that she's a pet would be one.

[Tom]

But, I mean, how old. How old do you think this chicken would is? Anybody want to get?

[Josh]

I don't know the average lifespan.

[Chick]

I don't either.

[Tom]

Now, Jeff, you raised chickens.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Christy]

What was the average lifespan of your chickens in the backyard?

[Jeff]

About six months.

[Jess]

Yeah, I bet this chicken 20.

[Chick]

I'm gonna say 10.

[Josh]

Guess. I'm gonna go 30.

[Tom]

30?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

God, why not?

[Josh]

It's a guess, for God's sake. What do I know?

[Christy]

Guinness world record says Pearl, the pet chicken, is the now the oldest at 14 years, 69 days.

[Josh]

All right.

[Christy]

So there's a picture.

[Chick]

Good for her age.

[Tom]

No, no. Gray hair.

[Chick]

Not a gray feather. On honor.

[Christy]

Son of a Pearl. Has she. Sonia hall, her owner, said she hatched the chicken Pearl in her very own personal incubator in 2011. She has far outlived the typical life expectancy of a domestic chicken, which ranges from three to ten years.

[Josh]

Oh, okay.

[Christy]

Depending on the coyote population during her long lifetime.

[Josh]

How hungry the owners get.

[Christy]

Pearl has survived a broken leg, a raccoon attack.

[Josh]

Oh, my.

[Christy]

Evidently, she has arthritis.

[Chick]

How could she have.

[Christy]

Well, and you want to tell them what? What the chicken suffered from? The last malady, if you will, dementia? No.

[Tom]

Actually, she had chickenpox.

[Chick]

Oh, come on.

[Christy]

No.

[Josh]

Well, she just called it pox.

[Christy]

Yeah, any pox would be a chicken pox for A chicken.

[Tom]

She went through menopause. Huh?

[Christy]

Egg. Pearl's egg production has decreased because of her age.

[Tom]

With all those hot flashes, she actually lays omelets. They're cooked. You see, that's a. That is a hot flash. And then my eggs come out. Hard boiled, ladies and gentlemen. I'll be here all week.

[Christy]

She was so excited being named the oldest chicken that she did lay an egg when she was approved by Guinness.

[Josh]

We're also just taking this lady's word for it.

[Chick]

Yeah. How do we know that? She had six chickens that look just like Pearl.

[Christy]

This lady has become untethered from reality. Her chicken talks. Mad as a hatter.

[Tom]

There's a picture of the chicken holding up a rifle and the day's paper. Just like Lee Oswald.

[Josh]

Lee's famous recipe.

[Tom]

Oswald.

[Christy]

That's some good chicken. The Iowa State Fair. As I say, the Iowa State Fair features a contest involving throwing cowboys. Dung.

[Josh]

Ew.

[Christy]

This is all across the country. Dried according to.

[Chick]

It doesn't matter. You still wear gloves, right? Yeah.

[Jess]

It's like a frisbee.

[Christy]

Yeah. It'll go if you get the throat right.

[Tom]

Yeah, but you gotta. But you've got to dry it, right?

[Josh]

It's like a clay pigeon.

[Chick]

Yeah, they dry. But I mean, do you. Are they wearing gloves now?

[Christy]

Do you dry them first? According to the Des Moines Register, the cow chip throwing contest participants hurtling or hurling large patties of dried cow feces as far as they can down a 100 foot hill. Do they roll them or they throw them?

[Tom]

They heave them.

[Christy]

Is the hill in. In play here? Yeah.

[Chick]

Well, how's the hill in play?

[Josh]

Well, I'm guessing they just want all the crap to fall at the bottom of a hill so they don't have.

[Chick]

To clean it up.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

As opposed to in the midway.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Christy]

A television reporter. His name is Bo Bowman.

[Josh]

I'm Bohman.

[Christy]

He won the celebrity division. 93ft.

[Josh]

That's impressive, right?

[Tom]

That's quite the heave.

[Christy]

Austin Willett took home top prize in the men's division. 103 foot throw.

[Josh]

Attaboy, Austin.

[Christy]

Kristen Nicholson threw a cow chip 101ft to win the women's.

[Chick]

Way to go, Chris.

[Tom]

No. Do you throw it discus style or shot put style?

[Chick]

Frisbee style.

[Christy]

Frisbee style.

[Chick]

Frisbee style.

[Josh]

So discus. Yeah.

[Christy]

Well, discus.

[Tom]

The discus, you spin around.

[Josh]

But if you want some distance.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Jeff]

You spin around too. On like Frisbee golf.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy]

Do you?

[Josh]

Yeah. I don't think some guys do.

[Christy]

I don't think you do. Do you Play Frisbee Golf.

[Jeff]

Look at me.

[Christy]

Okay. Golf.

[Chick]

Yeah, there's a Frisbee.

[Josh]

Golf.

[Jeff]

It's actually called disc.

[Josh]

Yeah, I can walk right there to it and.

[Chick]

Yeah. Have you ever seen those guys?

[Josh]

All the time.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

In fact, the frisbee almost came into the street when I was driving by.

[Jeff]

Probably smell when there's people playing. I think disc golf is just smoking pot out in the woods.

[Christy]

And that's sports.

[Tom]

Okay, well, thank you very much.

[Christy]

You're welcome.

[Tom]

We'll check in now with Christy Lee. She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. Anything going on over there?

[Chick]

Well, a NASA intern stole $21 million worth of lunar rock so he and his girlfriend could quit, quote, have sex on the moon.

[Tom]

Nice.

[Chick]

Recently resurfaced story details the incident. It occurred back in 20 or 2002 rather, when the then 24 year old Thad Roberts stole 17 pounds of moon rocks and a meteorite.

[Josh]

Christy, do you know what movie this quote is from? You want to do it on the moon?

[Chick]

I don't.

[Josh]

Revenge of the Nerd.

[Chick]

Maybe. That was his favorite movie. We don't know.

[Christy]

What, what line is the. What movie is this line from? We've got Bush. Same movie.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah, I did know that one. From Houston's Johnson Space center with the help of his then girlfriend, Tiffany Fowler. The heist involved authentic NASA badges, rewiring security cameras, and we don't need no stinking badges. I do know that one.

[Tom]

This is, I mean, this is neoprene.

[Chick]

Bodysuits to avoid setting off thermal alarms.

[Tom]

This is really elaborate.

[Chick]

Before trying to sell the moon rocks, Mr. Roberts said he placed a few underneath the blanket in his bed so he and his girlfriend could have sex on the moon. He pleaded guilty, by the way, to the theft and he's been released from prison. He served about six years.

[Christy]

So there's a movie. The Moon Rocks Hatch.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Christy]

And here it comes. Yeah. The only thing it needed was a little heat from a blanket.

[Josh]

Oh, no.

[Christy]

There you go.

[Chick]

This is great. Mr. Roberts told the LA Times, I was in love with Tiffany. In my mind I was thinking, quote, baby, I had to give you the moon. It would be a romantic start to our relationship. That's a lot of work.

[Jess]

That is a lot.

[Tom]

But how many millions of dollars are they?

[Chick]

21 million is what they're saying.

[Tom]

Yeah, I know the. He claims he didn't do it for the money, but they did. He eventually got car caught. He thought he was selling it to some European broker and it was a like FBI or whatever. Agent. So he was. He was trying, but, I mean, this is super elaborate.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Jess]

Like, he was in his 20s when he did 24. You could barely get a guy to put sheets on their mattress. Yeah.

[Jeff]

I actually had this conversation with my daughters the other day. I go, if you ever go home with a guy and his mattress is on the floor, like, it's not on, like, the frame. Do not sleep with that dude. Like, I always. It blew my mind that women would have sex with me on that mattress.

[Chick]

Like, a mattress on the floor. Oh.

[Josh]

Until I met Maggie.

[Jeff]

She made me put it on a frame.

[Tom]

You were mattress floor guy.

[Chick]

Really?

[Jeff]

I had a box spring under it, like.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

I lost so much respect for ladies when they would have sex with me on that lady.

[Tom]

Coming up, we have our. Our surprise guest. We'll see if you're surprised or not. You don't look all that excited about it.

[Christy]

Just can't stand it. Okay.

[Jess]

You guys are gonna love it.

[Tom]

I think you are. Once again, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob A Tom Show. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-88-8-BOB- tom1 or@bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. With the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Chick]

Hello, Chick.

[Christy]

Hi. There's Jess Hooker.

[Tom]

Hi.

[Christy]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff]

Yes, sir.

[Christy]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh]

Hi, Chick.

[Christy]

Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for. Oh, your car care needs. Get the parts of service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Tom]

Hello, Chuck. Mickey. Time now for our surprise guest.

[Chick]

All right.

[Tom]

I think he's gonna pop up on the big screen there. There he is. He's not wearing, like, a helmet or anything that says what he is, so I'm gonna have to tell you. This is Mr. Alex Babich. Alex, how are you today, sir?

[Christy]

I am good.

[G]

Thank you so much for having me.

[Tom]

Now, I gotta explain to these guys who you are. You are in the international press, the international news wire, because you are about to be awarded the Guinness World Record for having grown the world's largest sunflower.

[Christy]

Okay. Yeah.

[Josh]

This is the cheater who uses scaffolding.

[Tom]

Now, Alex, I understand from my reading that this is somewhere near Fort Wayne, Indiana, and is the flower is still alive. Is that correct?

[G]

That's correct. The flower is still growing. We're at 33ft right now, so we're beating the Guinness world record by three feet. It's been an insane, interesting journey. A little bit about me. I was born and raised in Ukraine. We lived close to Chernobyl, 50 miles away. So we immigrated to USA. USA after Chernobyl happened. And it's not easy to get out of USSR I tell you. But we made it to Fort Wayne and I've been in Fort Wayne ever since. I own a couple of small businesses and yeah, it's. I'm a huge mushroom hunter, fisherman. I'm a big outdoorsman actually. Back in 2005, I won the national championship for morel mushroom hunting. So I have to take it down off my wall. Show you guys.

[Christy]

There you go. Look at that.

[Tom]

That's.

[Jeff]

That's a.

[Tom]

Like a gold morel mushroom.

[G]

Yeah.

[Christy]

So I guess you've answered the question. How did your sunflowers grow so big? Have you seen, have you seen the mini, the miniseries on HBO called Chernobyl?

[G]

Yes, I've seen some of that. Yep.

[Tom]

Oh, that's kind of scary.

[Christy]

It's a great one.

[Tom]

But now tell us, tell us about the sunflower tower. We saw a photograph of it. It looks like it's got a radio tower surrounding it. So obviously when they get that tall, they're not going to stand up on their own. Is that what's going on here?

[G]

Absolutely, yeah. So how I got into gardening is I wanted to show my kids you can grow your food and you know, take care of it and then later you can reap the reward, basically. So, you know, and a while ago I started and I grew a sunflower and it was 13ft tall and I was really impressed with it. And next year we had a 15 foot and the following year we had a 19 foot flower. With a 19 foot flower. You know, these genetics have push them up but they have to be supported because any wind can basically take them down. With a 19 foot flower, I would take my pickup track and put it right next to the flower. I would strap the two by tens in the bed. I would strap the step ladder to the 2 by 10 so there's no wiggle room and I'll go up and barely reach the head support it. So after that I told the kids, I said, kids, we're at 19ft. You know, if you want me to push higher, we're going to have to build a structure of some sort of. And I told him, I said we might as well just get the state record, Indiana state record. Little than I knew. At 19ft, I already crushed the record. I Just didn't look into it that much.

[Christy]

So we built.

[G]

Yeah, I know, right? We built the structure the following year, and we grew a sunflower. And at the time it was still growing, it was 23ft and 9 inches. And I was like, okay, I think we got a state record now. Wayne 15 News got a hold of me. They're like, we're gonna come over tomorrow. We're gonna ask you questions. Interview, Interview, you know, and we're going to ask what the US Record is. National record. I said, I'm. I'm sure I'm nowhere near US Record. I mean, it's. You know who. I'm just a little guy over here in Fort Wayne. And so I reached out to Garden of giants on Facebook, and I said, guys, I'm at 23ft, 9 inches, where I'm at compared to national record. They said, you're 12 inches away. And I was growing 6 inches per day at the time.

[Tom]

What. What is the secret? Is the secret. Is the secret the secret feed, or are you feeding the sunflower steroids? How does this work?

[Jeff]

It's a secret.

[G]

I grow organic, but a lot of people have asked me this question pretty much daily at this point. I was just at a festival. One of the shows that I do, I set up and sell mushroom gear and outdoor gear that I designed. But I was just at a festival, and I had a long conversation with a grower. He's a gardener. And after the conversation, he asked me, he said, what is the secret? And I got real serious, and I looked at. Looked at him straight in the eye, and I said, I don't speak English.

[Tom]

So. So your sunflower. What? It's. I know that it's. According to this news account, you've named the sunflower Clover. It's. How high is it right now?

[G]

Clover is 33ft right now. And the name, how it came is also another interesting story. So when I started growing sunflowers, I'll actually track back a little bit bit. We grew a US record at 25ft, 2 inches, and then we beat our own record at 26ft and 1 inch, setting a higher US record. That was two years ago. And then before I forget, because this story, you know, I got to go in into and hear how it all happened. So we got contacted by a documentary crew, asked us to film documentary. I said, yeah, that's fine. We started mid season last year, and they've been filming, and I tried really hard to beat the US Record, bring it back home. Last year, I actually grew 20 sunflowers I cut 10 of them out. I left 10 best ones up into my structure and then all 10 of them went past 20ft tall. That is a, that is a state record in most states. 20 foot and I have 10 of them. So that was impressive. But my tallest matured at just over 23ft. I was three feet shy. I was really disappointed. Everybody was really impressed. I was really disappointed. It, I wanted to, to do better. Meanwhile, the documentary people, they, they clumped all the footage they got and they submitted a five minute short movie. It was really good. They submitted it into biggest competition in Indiana and they won first place. The, the grand, grand champions. They got $10,000 and that's their budget to follow me this year, garden season. So this year they started following me and filming every couple of weeks about our life and garden and everything. So it's been really, really cool doing that. So this year I went back to the drawing board and I'm like, I need to come back stronger this year. I need to figure something out. And I started and I had three plants that were looking good. And then the squirrel got up in the structure and just took the heads off two of my, two of my plants and left this one left clover.

[Tom]

See? Wait a minute. So you got a squirrel that is taking your, you can't put like chicken wire around it or something?

[G]

I'm at that point now, honestly. I, I mean, that squirrel can just move into my freezer, but it's full of mushrooms, so.

[Christy]

That's right.

[G]

It's gonna have to move. I do have a one bedroom cozy apartment in my oven and I can furnish butter in a pan, you know, if I want.

[Tom]

By the way, we're speaking with Alex Babich, the man who's about to get the Guinness world record for the largest sunflower. And before we go, do you have a lot of recipes for. Since you're an expert mushroom guy, we'll a get away from sunflowers for a second. Do you have like a recipe book?

[G]

I don't have a recipe book, but I used to cook for a living back in the day. So yes, I do have a lot of good recipes. I have trapped three squirrels and I relocated them. They've been, you know, they're not a worry right now, so. But I do have a fence up that's 18 foot tall out of. It's like a bird's, bird's net, basically. And I've got it up around the head now. So I'm, I've protected it and I.

[Tom]

Built up to when did the sunflowers start dying normally right now the plant's pretty healthy.

[G]

I kind of just got just kind of look at the plan and see how it goes. But the plant will mature eventually, you know, so the bloom, the plant will go. The way sunflowers grow is the plant will go up and the head will not form. And eventually it'll be tall enough and the energy will convert into the head and the plant will slow down, growing almost to a stop and the head will start getting bigger. And at that point then it's all about the seed, seeds, it's all about the reproducing, you know, for the future. So my flower is actually a cross between a multi head and a single head. So I have eight heads on the sunflower. The main head, the bigger head is just at 33ft right now. So I got it to 33ft and the side heads formed below the main head and they're, and they're shooting up still. So.

[Tom]

But will the cold temperatures kill them in a couple months? When does it actually die?

[G]

Eventually, yeah. But I mean this flower has been pushing 10 inches per day. So I'm not worried about that that far in advance. Like, you know, we're, we're trying to get the Guinness over here sooner than that. But they're waiting on me. Guinness have been on call and they've been really good to work with. So they're waiting on me to say when. There's other growers that are growing right now in other parts of the world and you know, I'm leading the pack by far right now, so. But they're hopeful. But it's, it's. To reach the world record which has been set by German grower 11 years ago, has been just unreal. Like I, I thought I never could do it or I thought nobody could do it. I mean, 30 foot flower, it's just insane.

[Tom]

Well, I'll USA exactly right, Alex. Well, good luck. Well, I hope you get the record officially. We gotta run, but it's been a great pleasure. Congratulations. And I know there's, we have some photographs we'll stick on the website of your gigantic world record holding flower. Alex Babich, formerly of Ukraine, now living in Fort Wayne, Indiana.

[Josh]

We'll have to do an update with you too.

[Tom]

Yeah, good luck. Yes, send us some mushrooms. Okay.

[G]

Thank you so much.

[Josh]

Thank you.

[Christy]

Alex.

[Josh]

Alex, well done.

[Tom]

Mushrooms. You're a big fan, right?

[Jess]

Oh, love them. I, I want to learn how to grow them myself.

[Chick]

You make a little roof thing and you put it on dead trees. And then they grow guy too. I know how to do.

[Jess]

Somebody said, you want to. You want to be a mushroom lady? And I was like, yeah. And they're like, you're not weird enough. Like you're really gonna have to adopt that lifestyle to be the mushroom lady. And I was like, yeah.

[Tom]

What does that. What does that involve?

[Jess]

Not showering? I don't know.

[Tom]

Tattoos?

[Chick]

I don't know. Do you have like a lot of tree. Do you have dead trees in your yard or So I don't know how you would grow.

[Jeff]

Yes, you're gonna need a.

[Chick]

You're gonna need some.

[Jeff]

Yeah, that and an off leash dog.

[Tom]

That's. Yeah.

[Jeff]

Every mushroom girl I know has one of those.

[Jess]

Okay.

[Tom]

We got some dead trees right out here by the radio tower.

[Chick]

There you go.

[Tom]

You could maybe. Maybe that Chernobyl effect.

[Jess]

Oh, yeah, that's true.

[Tom]

The amplitude modulation waves may make some really good.

[Jeff]

I wonder if this guy with the big sunflowers, if he provides like the MLB with their sunflower seeds for the players. Oh, maybe cross promo.

[Jess]

I wanted to ask him if sunflower seeds are like when they sell, like horse racing.

[Chick]

I was going to ask that too.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Jess]

Is it worth a lot?

[Chick]

Like the sunflower seeds from this 30 footer, does he use those to grow next year?

[Josh]

I think so.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Yeah, I think he kind of. Yeah.

[Tom]

Huh.

[Chick]

Well, would you sell them though? Because you don't want the competition, right?

[Jess]

You keep them.

[Tom]

But what a weird thing this is.

[Jess]

I know, but what fun. I love it.

[Tom]

He's loving it. He's getting phone calls from all over the world talking about growing a giant.

[Christy]

Plant and those damn squirrels right now.

[Tom]

I wonder what in the world of marijuana growing is it one of those things where bigger is not better?

[Jeff]

Jeff, I don't grow marijuana.

[Jess]

Have you ever, ever?

[Jeff]

No, no, no.

[Tom]

I'm just wondering because there have. I'm sure there are competitions there. I can remember.

[Jess]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom]

Years ago there was a magazine, I don't know if it's thought they're called High Times.

[Jess]

Yeah.

[Tom]

And they had a center fold, but instead of being a beautiful naked young lady, it was some pot plant.

[Jeff]

Oh, yeah. A nice bud.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Jess]

Do they come in like bushes though?

[Jeff]

Some of them are. Are bigger than Christmas trees.

[Christy]

Oh, wow.

[Josh]

Like they get.

[Jeff]

They get huge.

[Tom]

And I wonder if it. If because with some kind of foods, the larger ones aren't as tasty. Right.

[Jeff]

Like you don't want a 25 pound catfish. You don't want to eat that.

[Tom]

Right.

[Jeff]

It's not going to Be as good.

[Tom]

As 400 pound watermelon.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Christy]

Just.

[Tom]

I'm just saying. Well, that was our special guest. I hope you enjoyed it.

[Christy]

Oh, yeah. Especially the Ukraine part. That was interesting. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

Right now I want to. It's a quiz time once again, courtesy of the Silence Silac Insurance Company, the experts on annuities. We're going to do is do a little quiz here with Chick Magee. It's something we call the McGee three. Question number one is. Dear Chick Magee, I want to browse and read about all of the Silac annuity options. What is the Silac address and the Silac website address?

[Christy]

Well, Tom, that's an easy question. Silacins.com is the address. That's Silac.

[Tom]

You can find out about annuities right there. Question 2. I love the idea of getting a 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. What's the phone number for that? Easy.

[Christy]

Again. Just dial £250 on your cell and say bonus 20. That number again's £250. Then just say bonus 20.

[Tom]

Last question. It goes in like this. Dear Mr. McGee, would you be kind enough to read the Silence Lilac disclaimer?

[Christy]

Actually, I'm very busy, Kristi. You'll have to do.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Chick]

Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus recapture. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Consult your financial advisor. Terms and conditions apply. See silec ins.com disclosures.

[Tom]

Thank you very much, Silec. When we come back, we're going to head back over to the Silac Insurance News date with Christy Lee. We have the man with the largest male member in the world and he's got a different problem.

[Chick]

Yeah, you've heard of the Vagina Monologues. While we have the penis dialogues coming up.

[Tom]

Wow. Sword fight. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hey, there's Jess Hooker. Hi, Jeff Osk.

[Jeff]

Yes, sir.

[Christy]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh]

Oh, hi.

[Christy]

There's Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom]

Hello. Chick Magay. We are going to move back over that way to the Silac Insurance news desk with Christy Lee. What's happening over there?

[Chick]

Thank you, Thomas. The man with the world's largest penis says he suffered an injury in the shower due to his massive member.

[Christy]

Whoa.

[Chick]

Matt Barr, who possesses a penis measuring 14 and a half inches long, said he recently broke his arm.

[Tom]

Thank you. Not around, not. Not the circumference, not the radius.

[Chick]

Said he recently broke his arm after slipping and falling in the shower due to his manhood. The 41 year old told the Sun. As I was rushing to get ready for work, I didn't see the excess shower gel in the tub because my penis was the only thing in my eyeline. I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.

[Tom]

When he says he slipped on it, he slipped on the gel sourge. Do we have a photograph of this guy that's presentable? There?

[Chick]

There you go.

[Tom]

He's got kind of a sleeve on it in this photograph.

[Christy]

Okay. The captions can only be.

[Josh]

There's no blood getting to his brain.

[Tom]

He's kind of a schlubby looking guy. Yeah.

[Christy]

That is not the guy that I thought it was. That's a different guy, right? Yeah. Right.

[Chick]

He said, well, I'm naturally clumsy. It doesn't help that I have a different anatomy to most especially such a large one.

[Josh]

Yeah. I think there was a British guy who wrote a book about having a giant wang and he looked a little different.

[Chick]

Does that get.

[Christy]

I mean, I want to say that.

[Chick]

Did he get enough blood to that.

[Christy]

That guy that I'm thinking of had to wear a hoodie upside down over his.

[Tom]

Is what?

[Christy]

He wouldn't fit in a pair of.

[Jess]

Pants form of like.

[Josh]

Yeah. Wasn't that the elephantitis of the nuts, dude?

[Christy]

No, that wasn't the guy.

[Tom]

This guy says. Says he's an author.

[Christy]

Oh, okay.

[Chick]

That might be him.

[Christy]

Jimmy. Jimmy, our bus boy is an author.

[Tom]

Go ahead. And this, the article goes on to say that he has trouble dating and duh.

[Jess]

Doesn't have anything to do with the wall.

[Jeff]

I don't.

[Josh]

It's got to be kind of a curse.

[Tom]

Yeah, but I mean, why would he make such a big deal out of it if he wanted to? Because he's obviously gone public with it. There are photographs of him on various talk shows.

[Jess]

Wouldn't you. Wouldn't you tell everybody?

[Josh]

Jess, I like your notion too, that him having trouble dating has nothing to do with his wang. It's just some other. He's like a sloppy eater.

[Chick]

Look at his face. Face. No offense.

[Christy]

Look at his face.

[Tom]

Yeah, he's. He's not a.

[Chick]

He's not a real Handsome guy.

[Tom]

And that photograph. He's slimmer than he is in the. There's another photograph of him.

[Chick]

I mean, on the dating apps. Is that the first thing in your profile? I have a 14 and a half inch Wang.

[Josh]

I think that would really keep a lot of women away.

[Chick]

I do.

[Jeff]

Well, on this dating app, it doesn't mention that. But in his profile picture, he has it slung over her shoulder and he's burping it like a baby.

[Chick]

Oh, so that's a term turn off.

[Tom]

Yeah, it says his male member was the reason he recently broke up with his girlfriend after dating her for two months. Man, oh man. He said couldn't handle it. Well, he said it's. It's a challenge to progress further when we're not compatible physically.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Jess]

Oh, so he. Yeah, he needs a.

[Chick]

He needs a tunnel.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Jess]

He needs something deep.

[Christy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

I'm not even sure how it. How it works, but there is a.

[Chick]

When a man and a woman are really.

[Tom]

No, no. I mean, if his works. I don't know if you think he's.

[Josh]

Googled world's deepest vagina. Like he's trying to find that lady.

[Jess]

Yeah, maybe. How do you measure that?

[Josh]

A yard.

[Chick]

Thank you.

[Josh]

A sounding.

[Christy]

Now.

[Tom]

Have you ever heard of this one? There is a surgery for his condition which is a reduction known as. Wow. Corporoplasty, which will reduce the size. It costs approximately $20,000.

[Josh]

Oh my gosh.

[Chick]

Will it still become happy if you do?

[Christy]

Unfortunately, this operation is almost never done.

[Jess]

Yeah, that's like slapping down in the face.

[Jeff]

Do you think he's ever tied. Tried to tie it in a knot.

[Josh]

I would hold.

[Jeff]

I would.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

Like if I had that. I tried do balloon.

[Jess]

Balloon animal tricks.

[Tom]

Poor guy.

[Christy]

I just have it out all the time playing with it. I just Looking at it. Well, there's it on a chair.

[Tom]

There's a photograph of a. There's a photograph of a model of it that's in a museum.

[Josh]

Oh, really?

[Chick]

In a museum.

[Tom]

Wow. Yeah, the muse. There's that famous museum in Iceland, I think it is.

[Chick]

Yeah. Oh, the largest member museum.

[Tom]

And they've got the whale. Yeah. The Phallus Museum. Yeah. Okay, well. But we have another story with the male member in the news. This time it's a stage play, a theatrical event.

[Chick]

Tom, entitled the Penis Dialogues is set to launch later this month.

[Christy]

Are you all right?

[Tom]

So.

[Chick]

That'S the show reports to explore, quote, the negative impacts of toxic masculinity on the vulnerable and marginalized sectors. Society.

[Tom]

This is. They're trying To. To. They're trying to play off the famous Vagina Monologues, but this is talking about.

[Josh]

The problems of toxic masculinity, which I will argue is not a thing.

[Chick]

The multi genre piece was created by Clive Barrows, who said he hopes to raise awareness, promote empathy and encourage change.

[Josh]

Regarding what I don't. What's his. Is he pro this toxic masculinity BS or is he anti?

[Chick]

That's. I have no idea, Josh. I'll try to find out more.

[Tom]

Once again, it's called the Penis Dialogues.

[Chick]

It'll launch.

[Josh]

You just wanted to talk about.

[Chick]

Yeah, that's just one.

[Tom]

No, because I. I just wanted to say if I want to see Dick's talk, I'll just turn on the television. Yeah. I just go to the news.

[Jeff]

Yeah. Because guys don't talk enough about their penis. That's a good idea. We should take it.

[Jess]

I was really hoping, you guys. They were gonna dress them up and put like muscle puppetry of the penis.

[Jeff]

I wanted to dress mine up and take pictures. Do little, like a. In like little scenes. Like, do a little dickarama. Like put them in a hat, lay them on. Do a beach scene.

[Christy]

You say. You say dickarama?

[Jess]

Yeah.

[Tom]

What is the. There's a. I forget which movie it is. It's either Groove Tube or Tunnel Vision. One of those movies in which you don't know. You don't know what's going on. Then you finally realize that it's.

[Christy]

The farther it. It zooms out, the real. Realize it's a penis talking.

[Tom]

Yeah, it's very funny.

[Chick]

The Penis dialogue launch will include music and dance and debuts August 24th in South Africa. The show is free and seating available on a first come, first serve basis.

[Tom]

That'll be crowded. Well, no, thanks. I'll pass.

[Christy]

I wonder where those guys. The puppetry of the penis. I wonder where they went.

[Tom]

Oh, they're around.

[Christy]

They're walked out and they had a big. Both of them wore capes and they just took. And they were totally naked. They did like shapes and had jokes.

[Tom]

For their penis and they toured and they had cameras on them so they could really. In the big screen. Yeah.

[Chick]

Weren't they from Australia or something, if I remember correctly? Yeah.

[Jeff]

Or some sort of foreigner.

[Josh]

Once you hear the name of it, don't you feel like you've seen it when they go, hey, oh yeah, Puppetry, the penis. They kind of play around with her.

[Chick]

Okay, okay.

[Josh]

I don't need to buy a ticket. I kind of know what they're doing.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah. One or Two minutes.

[Christy]

Like going to see Stomp. I banged on my trash can. I've seen it. I've seen it done.

[Tom]

At the intermission, I'm out.

[Chick]

Doctors say a 60 year old man developed a rare psychiatric condition after misusing information from Chat GPT. The man arrived at an emergency room experiencing. Experiencing hallucinations and claiming his neighbor was poisoning him. Medical staff treated him for dehydration and gave him antipsychotic medication. He later admitted he'd been on an ultra restrictive diet trying to completely cut out salt. Instead, he seasoned his food with sodium bromide, a chemical used to clean swimming pools. The man told doctors he read on ChatGPT that bromide could replace sodium chloride or table salt, apparently not understanding that this would not apply to ingesting the chemical.

[Josh]

Yeah, boy.

[Chick]

After three months of consuming sodium bromide, he developed bromism, a psychiatric disorder most commonly seen in the 19th century.

[Christy]

Oh, I thought it was like 25 to 35 year old. Hey, man, what's going on?

[Tom]

Hey, you got bromism?

[Josh]

Bromism runs wild at Buffalo Wild West.

[Christy]

Talk about toxic masculinity.

[Jeff]

Now it's called brahism.

[Christy]

Yeah, bruh.

[Jeff]

Bruh.

[Josh]

No, there is no such thing as toxic masculinity. It's called being an a hole.

[Jess]

Yes.

[Josh]

If you're an a hole, you're an a hole. It has nothing to do with the fact that you're a guy, right?

[Jess]

Yes.

[Tom]

So you could be an a hole and be a girl.

[Josh]

Of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy]

And let me tell you something, there's far more of them than. Oh, never mind.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

Is there toxic feminism?

[Josh]

I will give you the definition of toxic femininity. Jada Pinkett Smith.

[Christy]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh]

Is the absolute. If we're, if we want to play that game. But I don't like any of that.

[Christy]

He has a masters in gaslighting. Right?

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

So this guy goes on online and at Chat GPT and just reads something and does it to himself. So he's an idiot.

[Chick]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

Anybody knows if you want good medical advice, you go to TikTok. Yes.

[Josh]

Unless that's real people. Right.

[Tom]

That's where all the smart people go for their.

[Christy]

They can't edit TikTok.

[Chick]

Well, speaking of TikTok, we have them in the news. The latest beauty Trend Taking over TikTok is called tired Girl. Inspired by actress Jenna Ortega's look in the show Wednesday and her recent red carpet appearances, the style uses makeup to create a deliberately sleep deprived appearance. Doesn't like I look every day.

[Josh]

I was gonna say, does this Drive women crazy. Like, like. No, that's. I am snake deprived.

[Chick]

Every day, thousands of tutorials now show how to add under eyeshadows, smudged liner and pale lips for a chic, worn out vibe. Experts say it's a throwback to early 90s styles like grunge and heroin chic and a reaction to the clean girl aesthetic made popular by Bella Hadid, Hailey Bieber, and Kendall Jenner. Trend forecasters say people have grown tired, tired of polished perfection, and are leaning into a look that's intentionally imperfect.

[Tom]

Oh, that's.

[Jess]

Then just be yourself.

[Josh]

Yeah. Didn't Pam Anderson start doing this seven years ago?

[Jess]

She did.

[Christy]

She just stopped wearing makeup.

[Chick]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

But this is more. You're putting makeup on to deliberately to look like this. Got me going down the rabbit hole here. Josh, you may have heard of this. Did you know that in the Victorian era when tuberculosis, that actually informed fashion for a while. They. It was kind of like consumptive chic. Very similar to heroin chic.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

People would deliberately look a certain way.

[Josh]

Which is sort of pale and sickly.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah. So no, thanks.

[Josh]

Very odd.

[Tom]

But yeah, I think our YouTube channel.

[Chick]

Is what I look like all the time.

[Tom]

They have this for men. We all have it because we're sleep deprived.

[Chick]

Yes. This is interesting.

[Josh]

I'm not against if a woman wants to do it, to do it. I mean, whatever you want to do to make yourself feel good and.

[Jess]

But this Ortega chick, she's. She appears to just be herself. Like, she's not trying to look this way. Right? Yeah, she's just naturally.

[Chick]

I don't know. I don't know who she is because I don't watch Wednesday. You watch Wednesday?

[Jess]

No, I don't, but I'm aware of her and I like her a lot.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Josh]

She's a cool actress.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Well, her father runs Ortega Tacos.

[Chick]

Oh, does she.

[Jess]

Oh, the seasoning. Yeah, the pack.

[Chick]

So does she look like this just for her character on Wednesday or Wednesday?

[Josh]

Yes, yes.

[Chick]

Okay, Maybe she doesn't look like that.

[Jess]

White out makeup and.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Oh, what's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Chick]

Well, we have toothpaste made from hair coming up.

[Josh]

Shouldn't it be floss?

[Christy]

I don't like hair.

[Chick]

And thrifting is big in a big way. I was at Goodwill yesterday, actually.

[Christy]

Oh, you said thrifting.

[Chick]

Yeah, thrifting.

[Christy]

You said drifting.

[Tom]

And we also have whether or not you should wash new clothes. And the. We've debated about this in here. I always, always wash them.

[Christy]

I do, too, but no one should wash clothes the way you wash clothes.

[Tom]

I like to cook them.

[Christy]

Yeah. Everything on sanitary.

[Tom]

Yeah, we'll get to that and more. But right now we're going to check in with Chick Magee. Is that correct?

[Christy]

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[Tom]

Maybe you could answer the. If this new fashion look is the ultra tired look, have a baby.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Skinny.

[Chick]

New mom.

[Tom]

Any new mom, you're going to get that. You're going to get that new baby chic. I've had no sleep. We're coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening. Portions of the show brought to you by Champion Windows. This is the Bob and Tom show coming up.

[Christy]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. Christy Lee. Hey, Jess Hooker. Hi, Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff]

I have a joke.

[Christy]

Josh Arnold.

[Chick]

I have a laugh.

[Christy]

Hi, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello. Tom. Jeff. Oscar has a joke and I have.

[Tom]

An opening for the joke.

[Christy]

Go.

[Jeff]

This is from Jake. I was talking about disc golfing. He. Because it reminds me of the classic joke. Why can't you disc golf in the rain?

[Chick]

I don't know.

[Jeff]

It's too hard to keep your joints lit. Thanks. Jake.

[Tom]

You are a disc golfer, is that correct?

[Jeff]

I have.

[Tom]

And don't you carry like a backpack full of them?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

How many are you allowed to have? Is it like golf?

[Josh]

I have eight, all different weights and.

[Jeff]

Yeah. Some curve left to right. Some curve right to left.

[Josh]

Yeah. Kind of like those bowling balls that have. Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff]

You have different. What? One's a putter. One's like goes super far.

[Chick]

One goes just like.

[Jess]

Have you been with Jason, our producer?

[Chick]

He.

[Jess]

He does golfs?

[Josh]

No, he doesn't yeah, he does.

[Jeff]

Really?

[Jess]

Yep.

[Jeff]

No, I haven't been with Jason.

[Jess]

You guys should go.

[Jeff]

He's got to start smoking pop first.

[Jess]

I promise you that won't happen.

[Tom]

Now, we had a. We've been talking a little bit about lies that you tell people. People. The classic Tommy Jonigan story about.

[Jess]

Oh, yes, he's with his dad.

[Tom]

His dad was a trucker.

[Christy]

Specifically, parents telling their kids.

[Chick]

Right.

[Christy]

I. I have another one, actually.

[Tom]

Okay, you go first. I got two good ones.

[Christy]

Dear Bob and Tom. My neighbor's father had her convinced that the UPS truck was the chocolate milkman. And he never stopped at her house because she was bad and wasn't allowed to have chocolate milk.

[Chick]

Oh, my God. Gosh.

[Jess]

You guys remember mine?

[Christy]

Minnesota, when.

[Jess]

When we were bad, my mom would pretend like she was calling the gypsies and she'd say, pack your bags. The gypsies are going to come get you. So my brother and I would sit with our bags packed on the front porch. And I don't know how long we sat out there. It felt like an eternity. But she'd eventually come out there and say, you're so bad, the gypsies don't want you.

[Chick]

Oh, my God.

[Jeff]

Oh. Child abuse, many forms.

[Jess]

Yes.

[Christy]

I get the feeling your mom knew my mom somehow. Go ahead.

[Tom]

This is from Mr. McHugh. We'll call him. There's a power plant by the Ohio river in the Lawrenceburg, Indiana area.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom]

See, from the highway there are a number of tall stacks that emit clouds of steam into the air.

[Chick]

I've seen those.

[Tom]

They trail often literally look like clouds being pumped into the sky. On certain days they produce heavier steam than others. We would always tell the kids the cloud factory must be preparing to make it rain soon.

[Chick]

I love that.

[Tom]

This is another good one. A few times each season, the local farms cut hay to be rolled into round bales. Some farms use a plastic wrap to keep the hay safe from the elements. I've seen white, light blue and even pink hay bales. Bales. It's customary to pass on to the younger generation the knowledge of what it is. The marshmallow harvest. Every time we drive by a farm with wrapped bales, I would tell my kids, ah, the marshmallows ready to be shipped to the plant. Marshmallows are huge grown on farms, then shipped to the plant to be cut down to the various sizes you see in the store.

[Jeff]

I love that.

[Jess]

You guys know that they outlawed those round hair hay bales, right?

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Is that right? Why?

[Jess]

The cows weren't getting a square meal.

[Tom]

Oh, you had me.

[Jeff]

I love it.

[Tom]

Okay, thank you very much.

[Christy]

If you can lie effectively, you can move mountains.

[Tom]

Now we have Christy Lee right over there. We can check up with a little more news from the Silac Insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Chick]

Researchers in the UK Say toothpaste, toothpaste made from hair could help repair damage to teeth.

[Josh]

Weird.

[Chick]

Scientists at King's College London discovered that keratin, a protein found in hair, skin and wool, can repair tooth enamel and stop early stages of decay. The keratin produces a protective coating, apparently that mimics the structure and function of natural enamel when it comes into contact with minerals in saliva.

[Tom]

Where was this?

[Chick]

This is in the uk.

[Tom]

Wait a minute. So you got people in England telling us about two tooth work? Dental work, yeah.

[Chick]

The study's author, Dr. Sarah Gamia, said with further development, we may soon be growing stronger, healthier smiles from something as simple as a haircut. Well, this is a stretch. They're not really using hair in toothpaste. I thought there was little hair strands in the toothpaste.

[Tom]

Quick. Floss.

[Chick]

Yeah. Floss and brush at the same time.

[Tom]

Get new tooth and shoulders from. Remember the old bit head shampoo. Yeah, we can't. Oh, we can't play that anymore, but, oh, I do have a news story that will lead to a little something from the past that I'm a big fan of. Do you have the story about thrift stores?

[Chick]

Yes, we do. We have a lot of thrift store. We have a lot of Goodwill news today.

[Tom]

You said you were at Goodwill yesterday.

[Chick]

I was. I was at Goodwill yesterday. I try to go once a week or so. Just peruse, see what's there. You never know. A new survey finds about two thirds of US Adults regularly shop secondhand, known as thrifting, to help balance their budgets. Thrifting can help in thrift stores. Can happen rather in thrift stores, flea markets, garage sales, or online. One in five thrift as often as once a week and nearly one in four buy secondhand online. Three quarters do it to save money money. Half enjoy the thrill of finding a good deal. That's me. I like to find a great deal. And I use Facebook Marketplace a lot, too. That's my new favorite thing. About one third of people's belongings are purchased secondhand now. And it's a good thing for the planet. You know, you're kind of.

[Jeff]

I know. Me and Godwin, we thrift around here. We'll be like, hey, I did a new couch. And then we just wait for one of you to go, I got an extra one in my bath house.

[Christy]

Okay. Sweet.

[Tom]

Yeah. I play the game with you guys. Is that one of my shirts? But that reminded me of a comedian, John Evans.

[Chick]

Oh, sure.

[Tom]

Who is known as the. What is it? The High Plains Thrifter. He. When he goes out in the road doing his comedy, and he's very, very funny, he will go to thrift stores. He's an expert. And he has all kinds of stuff.

[Jeff]

He owns one now.

[Tom]

Yeah, he knows everything about. About, you know, whatever this collectible stuff is, etc. Etc. But also he is a expert on scatting. I don't know if you remember this, but love it. This is. This is John. Here we go. Comedian John Evans is here with us. Anything else we didn't know about your life? Well, the last time I was here, I just picked up those Learn how to Scat audio tapes. I don't know if you remember that.

[Jeff]

I did not know that.

[Christy]

You don't remember that? I.

[Tom]

They send Alphabet automatically. They send you a new band each month. So the first one I got was AC dc and I've pretty much got that one down. It's like, click, click, click, click, click.

[Josh]

The guy in the airplane is like.

[Tom]

Can I move away from this jackass? Did I get it right? Is it Wayana? Wayana. Got a phone call here. Wow. Morning, Bob and Tom show.

[Christy]

Hey, fellas. Hey, Floyd. I enjoyed your scatting.

[Tom]

Dang. Thanks, Floyd.

[Josh]

That was.

[Tom]

That was comedian John Evans.

[Christy]

You got a lot of songs, I bet, don't you? Oh, yeah, I got. You want to hear Cat Scratch Fever? I sure would enjoy it. A gift or a curse? Can you do Legend of Willy's Fog?

[Tom]

Oh, God, Floyd, we miss you. That's one of those. I can't explain why that's so funny.

[Josh]

Oh, it's a joy.

[Jeff]

It's. It's.

[Josh]

Yeah, it's encapsulated joy.

[Tom]

It's so funny.

[Chick]

He always makes me smile. John Evans.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Good man.

[Chick]

Jolly about him.

[Tom]

And he's an expert on certain sports and on weird collectibles like salt shakers.

[Chick]

Yeah, See, I don't go for the collectibles. I go for.

[Tom]

You go for clothes? Clothes.

[Chick]

It depends. I. I live in an area where you can find some pretty nice clothes that. For 14 bucks.

[Josh]

All right, good.

[Chick]

Yeah. But I particularly go for, like, side tables or more of the furniture stuff.

[Tom]

Oh, really?

[Chick]

Yeah. You would be surprised what people drop off at Goodwill.

[Christy]

John have those fake fireplaces. Wasn't he very excited about.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy]

A fake fireplace and a stereo is all combined in one or something.

[Josh]

Oh, one of those things.

[Christy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh]

It's like giant credenzas that have.

[Chick]

I do have one complaint about goodwill, and I love goodwill. I. I donate a lot. I go there a lot.

[Tom]

Smell.

[Chick]

The smell. There is a smell?

[Josh]

Yeah. Is it musty or. It's been a while since I've been in one.

[Jess]

It's Goodwill smell.

[Chick]

It's a Goodwill smell.

[Jess]

I don't know what it is.

[Jeff]

You know how I always talk about how girl farts have that mustiness? That's the mustiness I'm talking about.

[Tom]

I like that observation.

[Chick]

All right.

[Tom]

That's weird.

[Chick]

There is kind of a smell.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah. I guess you would expect it, huh?

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

You scrub it off. Right.

[Chick]

There are some great thrift stores in Chicago, though. They don't have that smell. They're like, oh, really?

[Tom]

Oh, yeah, Yeah.

[Chick]

I don't know what the difference is. I know.

[Josh]

I go to grift stores. Yeah. I recently bought a box of saltines that will make my penis grow. It cost me 80 bucks.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Josh]

The grift store.

[Tom]

This is the grift. You see the grifters and the gypsies. You see Al Jackson coming up. The O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios is where you'll find us. This is the Bob and Tom Show. For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bob and tom.com contest rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show. I'd masonry.

[Christy]

Hey there, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Chick]

Howdy.

[Christy]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Tom]

Hi.

[Christy]

Hello, Jeff Osk.

[Jeff]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Christy]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby. Hey, Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom]

Hello, Chick. I'm trying to get rid of an earworm.

[Josh]

Oh, what do you got going on there?

[Tom]

I got cat scratch fever in my head because we played that piece with the. Maybe I can get rid of it by talking to comedian Al Jackson. There he is. Hey, Al, it looks like you're doing a coffee commercial.

[Al]

Al, I am house sitting this week, and before we get started, I want to say shout out to my girlfriend. She took the dog. We're house sitting slash dog sitting. And you know, I've been up prepping for the show. I moved all my equipment over here, and the dog is just barking its balls off. And I can't get this Dog to stop barking, barking. I have fed this dog. We go on three walks a day. I pet the dog. I vent my feelings to the dog. I've let my inner child out about the dog. The dog will not stop barking. I tried to put the dog downstairs in the laundry room. It got out and I just, I went and got my girlfriend, like, you need to take this dog before there's an incident at the house. So shout out to my girl for giving us a quiet, safe space to talk.

[Tom]

Well, thank you very much, Al.

[Christy]

Goodness.

[Tom]

Wow. What kind of dog is it?

[Al]

It's a Scottish terrier. So it's smart. Is. Is f. I didn't even know the. Because my. My co host on my podcast, Friends from Work, that was my co host Tori on Daily Blast Live. She knows she can walk down the street and point at dogs and put. She knows every breed. And she was like, terriers are really smart. This dog, and I think it's next to me. It's got a bell that it rings.

[Christy]

Oh, yeah.

[Al]

I was watching Netflix and I heard a bell and I was like, I was watching the Netflix about the poop cruise.

[Christy]

Oh, yeah.

[Al]

And I was like, why is there a bell in here? Like, what part is that coming from? And I realized it was the dog had to poop. He didn't.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Oh, so he's trained. When it's time to go, he goes where he's.

[Christy]

The bell. Sure.

[Al]

It goes to the bell. And sometimes it just goes to the bell, Tom. For no reason. I don't know why it's hitting the bell. It's full. The water dish is full. We just got back from a walk, but we're hitting the bell anyway. So sometimes it's for poop and sometimes it's just like, hey, you know what? There hasn't been in a while a bell.

[Tom]

Now we, we were talking about the. Apparently the more people than ever are going to so called thrift stores, Goodwill and the like. Now are you a thrift guy? Do you go to those stores, Al?

[Al]

No, because, Tom, I believe thrift stores are for the people. And what I've seen happen, because my daughter goes to thrift stores is when I go in there, I'll. It'll be like a 2014, you know, Indianapolis cold shirt with all the players heads on there. And you're like, oh, yeah, little retro T shirt. What is this, 67? I'm like, somebody wore this.

[Tom]

Like it.

[Christy]

What?

[Al]

Like what? Like thrift stores are as expensive now. It's just like anything that like you.

[Josh]

Used to Be able to go to.

[Al]

The thrift store and be like, get a jacket on the low. You know, some dude that like, you know, older guy. I used to go to thrift stores and because I like. And there's actually a term for, for this. I like the fashion between like the late 50s, early 60s, a lot of like houndstooth and gray wool patterns. I just like it like basically the way like Hank, not Hank Stram, but like Tom Landry used to dress early in his career. I like, I like that look. And you can get a lot of those like cool pants and stuff like that. And so I used to go to thrift stores like years ago for real, like looking for, you know, know, stuff that a man that's probably not here anymore used to own.

[Chick]

Right.

[Al]

And now it's just like 22 year old girls in there. And I just know I should not be ever in the same room as just because the, the vibe is so different between like my expectations out of life that day and theirs, you know, and it's just like there's, it's. I. I feel like I'm back at the mall in a store I shouldn't be in. And that's like, it's just like the young people are ruining thrift stores with their optimism and positivity.

[Tom]

Now do you get concerned about wearing clothes that were belong to a now dead guy?

[Al]

No, I just want the backstory, you know, I want to know exactly. I think that should be a card that like, hey, this guy went peacefully in his sleep. This guy, he hit a royal flush in his weekly poker game. Game of 60 years. And that put him over the edge. Like I want to know, like I want to know the backstory, but you know, I don't, I don't mind it. I, I kind of like, I don't want to like just keep buying new clothes. I think there's a lot of cool stuff that's already here.

[Chick]

Right.

[Tom]

Is that thing you're. That thing you're wearing now, it's got a big tiger on it.

[Christy]

I like tiger.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

I'm sorry, what is this? That's a shirt, I guess, technically.

[Al]

What else?

[Jess]

It looks like it should be printed on a piece of velour and hanging in a wood frame.

[Tom]

Exactly. Yeah.

[Al]

I would. You could go down with that.

[Tom]

You could not.

[Christy]

You and your what, your cult 45 and your tiger velour?

[Chick]

Yeah, it's an Asian vibe with the tiger.

[Tom]

Yeah, that.

[Al]

You know what? I. This is a random thought, but you know, my girlfriend, she's from Taos New Mexico. And her team was the Taos Tigers. And she said this looks just like their logo.

[Christy]

Okay.

[Al]

And I was just thinking it's so weird because like when I do do look at overseas basketball. Not for betting reasons, just because I'm a fan.

[Christy]

Nobody thought you were. No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Al]

That would be ridiculous sometimes.

[Christy]

Chick. Yeah.

[Al]

Basketball games are starting at 2:30 in the morning in Taipei. And I'm curious about them.

[Christy]

Okay.

[Al]

So don't judge. And the names. I know everybody's very patriotic periodic over here. Their names for their teams are killing them because we're like the Tigers, the Eagles, who care. It'll be like the Taipei Hot Ballooners versus the Nagasaki Robotic Warriors. Like, seriously, I am like, I cannot believe that these are the team. It is so inspiring. Some teams are named after beer companies. Like, it's just like really out. It's like fascinating like how they decided to. To name their team. So I don't know. I need to, I need like when we have some expansion, I think what are they saying? Vegas is getting a basketball team and maybe Seattle. We need to like look over to the Far east and start getting some cool names.

[Tom]

Yeah. I think the names of teams are so generic in the United States, at least some of the newer ones, they're. They're getting better. They're.

[Al]

Yes.

[Christy]

What's your.

[Al]

What's your favorite team name? I remember being a little kid before you could see. Before you could see everything and see every game on, you know, like NFL package or whatever. I you being in Ohio, you would never see the Rams. So when I saw their helmets, I was like, that's a team. What is that on their helmet? Like, I just thought they were. It was the coolest thing I'd ever seen in my life.

[Tom]

Yeah. The Packers. Great name for a team.

[Al]

Yes.

[Tom]

Tradition.

[Al]

Tradition and regional. Even the Steelers, who I am not a fan of because I'm from Cleveland. Cleveland. But I like that their, their team represents like their city.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

And didn't their Steeler logo actually outlive the logo of US Steel? Is that it had to have. Is that still. Isn't that what that is?

[Jess]

Yeah.

[Tom]

On their helmets.

[Christy]

There's no way of saying it's not.

[Chick]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy]

I mean, that's it.

[Al]

Do you guys remember during football games. Sorry. When they would have the Alcoa, you make the call.

[Christy]

Oh yeah.

[Al]

It would be the, in the commercial break and it would be like the ball touched out of bounds. But then you know the Danny White, it hit his foot. So who. Where's the ball marked? And it would like. You would, like, talk with your uncle about where you think the ball is marked.

[Christy]

You make the call.

[Tom]

Yes.

[Al]

And it was like the referee making the first. It's like I remember those things but nothing else in my life.

[Tom]

Al, it's time for you to help educate me in the world of being hip with some language. Do we have a word for the day, please?

[Al]

Oh, Tom, we do now. Last week, we talked about posted being posted. What does that. What does that mean? Posted up. What do we say? That meant really quickly educate the people.

[Tom]

Oh, God. What was it again? I'm. I've already forgotten.

[Al]

Well, I could tell you Christy and Jess are posted up in the room with you. What does that mean?

[Tom]

Do you remember? Remember? I don't.

[Christy]

I don't remember. I think that means that you're waiting. You're. You're.

[Jess]

You're here. You're present.

[Christy]

Yeah. You're here. Yeah, yeah.

[Al]

You're just there.

[Christy]

I'm posted right here till you get back.

[Al]

Absolutely.

[Tom]

So you're at your post. Is that what it means?

[Jess]

Essentially, yeah.

[Al]

It's actually kind of. Yeah, that might be actually the root of it. That's interesting. All right, so, Tom, I. The reason I asked you is because the word this week kind of builds off that foundation. Just almost a kind of name only. So even though that foundation is shaky because you didn't know the definition, what is. What is high post mean?

[Tom]

Oh, boy.

[Christy]

Well, you're.

[Jeff]

You're.

[Christy]

You're standing by, but you're drunk as a money.

[Al]

Maybe that's actually.

[Christy]

That.

[Al]

That's good. It's not. That's not correct. But I like that you're using both the correct. Well, you're using both words correctly, which I could. Yeah.

[Tom]

You're standing by. You're at your best.

[Al]

No, I'll use it in a sense, even get it from context, you know? Look, I. I took Jess out on a date. You know, Tom, I'm a humble comic. She was a little. She was a little hot post, you.

[Christy]

Know, So I don't know.

[Tom]

She has her expectations of what you should be and what you are not.

[Christy]

Oh, goodness.

[Al]

Yeah. It's just like, means, like fancy, like you.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Like.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Your. Your expectations.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Bougie. How about bougie?

[Al]

That's exactly what it is. It's just bougie. Like she was.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Al]

We got to Red Lobster, and she's all high post, talking about, I want to go to season 52. You know, like.

[Christy]

Who does she think she is?

[Al]

Exactly. She all high post over there. I know where she from. Don't act like that with me.

[Tom]

Tom.

[Josh]

Yes, please.

[Al]

The phrase high post in the A sentence.

[Tom]

Oh, wow. Well, I mean, you've just used it. They. You go out to a restaurant, but it's just not good enough. Yeah, I took her to Chili's, but, you know, she got all high post. She wanted to go to Wendy's. Wait a minute.

[Jess]

I have it backwards.

[Tom]

Sorry. I took her to Chili's and she wanted to go to Applebee's. There we go.

[Al]

First of all, if I. If I ever took a woman to Chili's and she acted up or acted like she didn't like it, that's the end of our relay. I swear, I get really defensive about Chili's. Like, that's why I used to go when I was a middle school teacher.

[Jess]

I'm with you.

[Chick]

Chips and salsa cannot be beat anywhere. I'm telling you, they're legit.

[Al]

Good, Chrissy. Yes, they're legit. I don't know why.

[Chick]

Their salsa is to die for.

[Al]

Those Southwest egg rolls. Come see me. Yeah, the chicken bites.

[Christy]

What's up?

[Al]

French fries.

[Christy]

What up?

[Chick]

The.

[Tom]

Yes, I see. So high posted, huh?

[Al]

Or just high post.

[Chick]

High post.

[Tom]

So I took her. I took her to the game, and we were sitting in the end zone and she was all high post. She wanted to be sitting on the 50.

[Chick]

There you go.

[Jess]

That works.

[Christy]

Or a suite.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah, you're high posting. My high post. I've just been out high posted. I think I'm being looked down.

[Christy]

That's right.

[Tom]

Al Jackson is our guest comedian. Al, Jack. Are you on the road this week, Al?

[Al]

Not this week. I have a couple local shows. But I'll be in Boulder, Colorado, at the comic since September 5th and 6th. And I'll be in Renton, Washington, September 13th. So anybody out in the Washington area. And then I'll be in Ann Arbor at the comedy showcase, the 19th and 20th. So come Holla at your boy.

[Tom]

Okay. Thank you very much, Al Jackson.

[Chick]

Love you, Al.

[Tom]

Talk to you again soon.

[Christy]

Soon.

[Chick]

Take care of that dog.

[Tom]

High posting. Yeah, so I think I got that one down.

[Chick]

Yeah, good.

[Christy]

You'll definitely use that one.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah, I got it High posted.

[Christy]

I know you will not high post.

[Tom]

She.

[Christy]

I posted.

[Tom]

She got all high post on me.

[Christy]

Yeah, that's right. Yeah.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Christy]

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[Tom]

Simply say, thank you. Chick McGee, you probably heard us talking about the. The Perseid meteor shower.

[Christy]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom]

A lot of cool stuff happening in the sky. Did you hear about this thing? It's on earth, but it's older than the earth. That's right.

[Josh]

Weird.

[Tom]

Got a little weird galaxy stuff for you on the way and more as we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show. Foreign.

[Christy]

Back to the Bob and Top show. There's Christy Lee.

[Chick]

Hey.

[Christy]

And Jess Hooker.

[Jess]

Hi.

[Christy]

There's Jeff Oskay. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy]

Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people. And O'Reilly, Riley Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Tom]

Hello, Chick McGee. We got a bunch of things happening all at the same time. I thought now we would visit this week in history. It's a new feature. Okay, I've just invented because this week, this first one is important. 1965 Sonny and Cher song I got you back babe hits number one.

[Christy]

Really?

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Number one song.

[Jeff]

That was me and my son's mother's first dance at our wedding. That was our.

[Christy]

At your wedding.

[Josh]

How about that?

[Chick]

Sweet.

[Tom]

That's nice.

[Jeff]

Turned out well.

[Chick]

Well, it didn't turn out well for Sunny and share either, so.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Beautiful son. Very good.

[Chick]

Well, there you go.

[Christy]

You have a hand, handsome son.

[Tom]

And yeah, we vary.

[Jeff]

Maybe not mine.

[Tom]

Oh, that's not true. What's the movie? Oh, Groundhog Day. Isn't that. Doesn't that feature. I got you, babe.

[Christy]

Every time he Wakes up, up to see the groundhog.

[Tom]

That's. That's a great song. We have also on this date in 1971, Rod Stewart releases Maggie May.

[Chick]

I love that song.

[Tom]

Hey. Hate that song.

[Chick]

I know. It's because you had to play it so much.

[Christy]

I agree with Tom.

[Jeff]

Oh, really?

[Chick]

No, it was beautiful. I love it.

[Josh]

I overplayed it and I ruined it.

[Jeff]

Oh, really?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Christy]

I think every.

[Chick]

I love Rod Stewart.

[Christy]

Every picture tells a story, probably.

[Chick]

And I wish I would have seen him.

[Tom]

This is interesting. In 1985, Michael Jackson famously took control of the Beatles publishing kit catalog.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

So can't be trusted in Liverpool or in the kiddie pool at Michael Jackson.

[Jeff]

Now.

[Josh]

He is right.

[Jeff]

Is it true? Is it a rumor? Is it true that that took place when him and Paul McCartney were working together?

[Tom]

McCartney said something like he was working on buying the catalog and Michael heard that and bought it behind his back.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

It came in the next day and.

[Christy]

I believe that we're recording say, say say or something. Yeah, I think. Yeah.

[Jeff]

That's crazy.

[Tom]

1945, VJ Day.

[Christy]

Oh, that's a video where you salute all. Yeah, video, video. Oh, sure, yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

Of course.

[Chick]

Video jocks.

[Tom]

Not to be confused with Vajayjay Day.

[Jeff]

That's my favorite.

[Josh]

It's February 14th.

[Jess]

Or your birthday.

[Tom]

That's an all the ladies whack ax. No, VJ Day. Of course. Japan surrendering the end world.

[Christy]

I can't let people think that I don't know what VJ Day is.

[Josh]

Famous picture in Times Square.

[Christy]

Right.

[Josh]

Isn't that related to vj?

[Tom]

Now this is a tricky one. Happy birthday, Doc Holliday.

[Jess]

Yeah, Val Kilmer.

[Chick]

Why is it. Yeah, Val Kilmer is Doc Holliday.

[Jeff]

But no, it's Michael J.

[Chick]

Fox.

[Josh]

No, that was Doc Hollywood. Oh, yeah, Yeah.

[Tom]

I love that movie.

[Christy]

You like Doc Hollywood?

[Tom]

I've always.

[Chick]

Cute little movie. All right.

[Tom]

Especially the gratuitous nude scene where she pees.

[Josh]

Where she pees?

[Chick]

Oh, she came out of the lake, buddy. Jesus.

[Tom]

Remember that where she marks the territory. Okay, sorry. And was it Doc Holliday? I'm. I'm not kidding. Wasn't he actually a dentist? Yeah, and a gunfighter.

[Chick]

I've been to Tombstone, Arizona, and he.

[Christy]

Will be your huckleberry if you'd like.

[Tom]

Now this. Okay.

[Josh]

Boy, he could cough up blood. Yeah.

[Tom]

I just saw this. This says his on again, off again girlfriend was known as big nose Kate.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Tom]

Wow.

[Christy]

Why, Kate, you're not wearing your bossel.

[Josh]

No, I prefer the Dennis Quaid version.

[Jess]

Oh, yeah, no, Kidding.

[Josh]

I prefer Tombstone. The movie.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I prefer the Dennis Quaid Doc Holliday.

[Jess]

Okay.

[Josh]

Got the valves. Is an awesome.

[Tom]

Was big nose Kate in any of these movies or.

[Christy]

She's in. Her name's Kate. And I don't think.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Big no.

[Josh]

Yeah. I don't remember them mentioning that.

[Tom]

But this. I mean this. I'm not making that up.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

I mentioned in Hollywood they'd probably have like big boobs. Babs or something. Get more eyeballs. Happy birthday to the great Steve Martin.

[Christy]

Martin.

[Josh]

All right.

[Tom]

Legend, comedian, of course. Great, great banjo player. Oh, yeah. This is when you'll like chick. 1946. Happy birthday. Larry Graham Jr. No, Larry Graham from the bass player from Sly in the Family Stone.

[Christy]

Yeah. That's his song though. One of the million you.

[Tom]

Is it really?

[Christy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

I didn't know that. Very good.

[Christy]

He had his own song.

[Tom]

I did not realize.

[Christy]

Kind of a hit. That's why I sang it.

[Tom]

Oh, I didn't. I did not know that. Thank you very much. I stand correct. I thought he was just all about that bass. That's. That's Meghan Trainor.

[Christy]

I'm going to bring some bottom. That's Larry. Dance to the music.

[Josh]

That guy's awesome.

[Tom]

Magic Johnson. Born in 1959.

[Christy]

Still alive.

[Tom]

That'd be a great porn name.

[Josh]

Magic. Indeed.

[Christy]

Yes.

[Jess]

Yes.

[Chick]

Howdy. Well, never mind.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Christy]

At this time. At this point, you got to go.

[Tom]

Magic.

[Christy]

You're. You were messing with us, right? Come on.

[Josh]

Were you kidding?

[Jess]

Well, it's a power of money, man.

[Christy]

I think you. You put on some pounds. Magic. What's going on?

[Tom]

1959. Marcia Gay Harden.

[Josh]

Great actress.

[Christy]

I don't think we can have to make a judgment on her lifestyle.

[Tom]

Knows her name, huh?

[Christy]

Yeah. Her middle name's Gay, last name's Harden.

[Jeff]

How would I know her name?

[Josh]

Have you seen Pollock? Oh, yeah. She won the Oscar for that actually.

[Jeff]

Oh, okay.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah, she is great.

[Christy]

There's your coffee. There's your coffee table book. People who have won the Oscar that shouldn't.

[Josh]

You're so wrong on that one.

[Christy]

Marcia Gay Harden.

[Josh]

She's amazing.

[Christy]

Alucino.

[Josh]

You're wrong on that too though, so.

[Christy]

Hoo. Ha.

[Josh]

I love it. Oscar Denzette.

[Christy]

Denzel Washington.

[Tom]

Halle Berry.

[Christy]

You know why Denzel didn't win? Toxic masculinity.

[Josh]

There's no doubt.

[Christy]

Look it up.

[Tom]

I'm sorry, where was I? Oh, Halle Berry. Real pretty. Yeah. Named after a department store in Cleveland.

[Christy]

If you say so.

[Chick]

Who's Halle Berry?

[Tom]

What?

[Christy]

Halle's Department Store.

[Chick]

I know who Halle Berry is. But Halle Department store.

[Tom]

Halle's Department. Parma Store. Famously.

[Josh]

Did she deserve the Oscar for Monsters Ball?

[Jess]

That's what I was gonna ask.

[Josh]

You're gonna say no. I guess you want Denzel to win them all.

[Tom]

Don't.

[Christy]

I do. I would not be even actress. He's that good. Okay.

[Josh]

Hey, don't worry. We're not too far from a man winning actress and vice versa.

[Christy]

Boy, that really sticks in my crowd, I can tell you.

[Tom]

Okay, well, time to move on.

[Christy]

How would you like to try to get in the bathroom backstage on that, huh?

[Tom]

We have Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Have we missed anything?

[Josh]

I don't know where to go. Everything's backwards.

[Chick]

At last.

[Christy]

Chick speaking American.

[Chick]

All right, well, we've kind of been talking about Goodwill. A Connecticut woman facing an insurance fraud charge after she allegedly staged slipping on a banana in a Goodwill parking lot. Middleton house reports the 62 year old.

[Josh]

Old a dirt bag.

[Chick]

Yeah. Rosalba Chioli was taken into custody.

[Tom]

I love the Rosalba Chioli. Have you ever had that at Chili's?

[Josh]

Sometimes it's a little too spicy though.

[Christy]

But that's where chips and salsa come in. They save you every time.

[Chick]

Their chips are so good. Was taken into custody following a months long investigation into the August 2024 incident. Video footage shows the woman taking about one step before falling to the ground and landing on her side. She then collects her belonging. Longing stands up before entering the store where she reported to staff she had slipped on a banana peel. Though none could be found afterwards.

[Josh]

She didn't even leave the peel.

[Chick]

Police concluded the woman had misrepresented the cause of the fall and then attempted to deceive and defraud Goodwill's insurance company. Didn't even have the good sense to bring her own banana.

[Josh]

Yeah, you're gonna lie.

[Tom]

Ever seen some of these videos they have where like someone will very carefully lie down. Down.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

And then start screaming and they get the.

[Chick]

Yeah. I went to an NBA WNBA game the other night. I saw that for sure.

[Tom]

Yeah. And are banana peels actually slippery? Isn't it just an old.

[Jess]

Josh has a story.

[Josh]

Yeah, I've seen it. I've seen it happen. Yeah.

[Tom]

I've seen someone actually slip on a banana.

[Josh]

Yeah. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Yeah.

[Jess]

If you just say banana peel in front of Josh, his brain immediately goes to that story and he laughs out loud.

[Josh]

Yeah. Yeah, it was awesome. It was awesome.

[Jess]

25 years ago, right?

[Christy]

Who slipped on the banana Peel.

[Josh]

Stephanie Altoff in junior high. It was amazing. And my buddy Paul and I were laughing so hard the class after lunch. Because it happened at lunch that we were asked to leave the class.

[Jeff]

Well, I'm pretty sure I watch a lot of, I don't know, shows about jail and stuff. They use banana peels as a masturbatory aid.

[Jess]

Like a lubricant, Like a sleeve.

[Josh]

Yeah, pretty much. Yeah.

[Jeff]

In the jail.

[Christy]

Oh. I'll look at a banana differently today.

[Tom]

I'll tell you. I didn't want to know that.

[Al]

Do they eat.

[Tom]

Do they actually. Do they eat the banana?

[Christy]

Well, if two people love each other.

[Jeff]

Very much, they just use the peel.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Christy]

So you.

[Josh]

You don't waste the banana.

[Chick]

Yeah. You eat the banana first.

[Josh]

You eat the banana and then have it.

[Jess]

Yeah. And then you can hold the peel together and slide it over your thing.

[Christy]

Yeah. You know, your dork.

[Josh]

I'll let you know how that feels. I'm intrigued.

[Jess]

I'm very curious.

[Christy]

Why don't I come over? We'll do it.

[Josh]

Are you enjoying this?

[Tom]

I kind of am. Did you put it in the microwave?

[Chick]

They don't have a microwave in their cell.

[Tom]

They don't?

[Christy]

Well, that sucks.

[Josh]

That's when Spike burned the popcorn the one time. All right, we're getting rid of these.

[Chick]

Tv.

[Christy]

I'm gonna have a microwave. I'm gonna have one of my recliners.

[Tom]

That's just plantain wrong.

[Josh]

That's gross. You're welcome.

[Tom]

I wish I didn't know that.

[Josh]

It makes sense to me.

[Jess]

It does.

[Chick]

It makes sense to me, too.

[Tom]

So how did the.

[Christy]

How did Stephanie slip on the banana? It was just laying in the hallway.

[Josh]

Lunch was over. The bell rang. We were all up, walking out the door.

[Tom]

Right.

[Josh]

And I was already laughing because from behind me, a banana peel comes flying and hits somebody in the back. Okay, so Paul and I already. Oh, did you see? That was hilarious. Stephanie is chattering away just as she was known to do.

[Christy]

Yes.

[Josh]

And she's walking with her friend. She hits this thing. She steps on it parallel to the ground. I mean, her legs fly up like Odell Beckham. She falls and we drop to our knees for the laugh or something.

[Chick]

Were you behind her at this point?

[Christy]

Yes.

[Chick]

Okay, so you had a direct shot.

[Josh]

So we saw every.

[Chick]

Everything.

[Josh]

It was. It was just one of the best days of my life.

[Christy]

Wind knocked out her, and she was.

[Josh]

A sweet girl, but she was a bit of an airhead and stuff like that. We ended up making out at a party. A couple, like, a year or two Later.

[Chick]

Good for you.

[Josh]

That was pretty random.

[Chick]

Did she get hurt?

[Josh]

No, no. She got up and she was kind of. What happened? She was kind of smiling, totally oblivious.

[Christy]

And then when you were.

[Tom]

They are slippery. Then I didn't realize. I thought that was just kind of a fake troll.

[Josh]

You know, there's a legendary story about you yelling at somebody for a long time about putting a banana peel on a, on the floor as a joke. And you joke. We can. That is so dangerous.

[Tom]

You.

[Josh]

We could be sued for something like that.

[Christy]

That sounds like.

[Josh]

Sounds like me. Here's the man who was yelled at.

[Tom]

These insurance bills are very steep. Well, thank you very much. What else do I need to know about what's coming up in the news?

[Chick]

Well, we'll talk about the fact do we really need to wash our new clothes before wearing them? We have that.

[Christy]

Nope.

[Chick]

We have a meteor in the news and we, we'll hear both sides.

[Christy]

All right. We've. We've had our argument and we have.

[Chick]

A driver that's facing a lot of fines for speeding. We'll talk about that.

[Tom]

Oh, that's going to get Josh launched when he hears those pictures.

[Christy]

I hope it's pictures.

[Tom]

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[Christy]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Chick]

Hi.

[Christy]

There's Jess Hooker. Hello, Jeff O. Hi, buddy. Josh Arnold.

[Josh]

Hi.

[Christy]

Ace Cosby. Hello. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom]

Hello, Chick. I. I'm not sure how this emerged in the last few minutes, but apparently there was a. We had a news story about a woman who allegedly faked tripping on a banana. Slipping on a banana.

[Christy]

And that's what you thought. Thought of.

[Josh]

What's that?

[Tom]

Just let me just. I want to. I want to enlighten this hooker.

[Christy]

Wait, okay. Wait till you get a load of this connection.

[Jess]

All right, let's hear it.

[Tom]

This connection is. It's. It's brilliant.

[Christy]

Tenuous. All right, tenuous.

[Tom]

And then. And then, Mr. Osay. So we got on the topic of bananas and can one really slip on a banana? It's kind of an old movie trope. I didn't realize they were actually slippery. But then Mr. Osu mentioned that apparently someone had suggested using a banana peel for Mr. Batory purposes.

[Jeff]

In jail.

[Tom]

In jail.

[Chick]

In jail.

[Tom]

Yeah. Right, right.

[Jeff]

I mean, I guess you could do.

[Jess]

It out of jail, but limited resources.

[Tom]

There.

[Josh]

That's what they're using.

[Tom]

Sure.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Yeah. And I asked if you microwave it so to bring it up to temperature. And you guys are pointing out there are no microwaves in a prison cell.

[Josh]

Maybe in some. I mean, you know, white collar crime.

[Christy]

Yeah, the Goodfellas.

[Tom]

I was gonna say Goodfellas. I got the razor blades. They're getting the garlic prepared. Do you remember this song? Just. I'll just play a little bit of it for you.

[Christy]

And you turn it up.

[Tom]

Oh, sorry.

[Josh]

What the hell will you guys learn the equipment?

[Jess]

Can I just. I just. Being new to the room. The shorthand. That happened between Tom and Chicken. Chris. Christy, no words were said outside of banana and song. And you knew exactly what's going to happen, okay?

[Christy]

Because we've been trapped in here a long time.

[Chick]

Yeah, because every time he says banana, he plays this song.

[Tom]

Okay, I'm trying to explain something important to you.

[Christy]

Important.

[Tom]

Did you ever hear about smoking bananas?

[Jess]

I. I'm not. No, I know.

[Chick]

Peel.

[Jess]

I know. I know about banana peel tea. I don't know about smoking bananas.

[Tom]

In the. In 1967, a rumor circulated. Circulated 1960, that you could take the inside of a banana, scrape it off, bake it, and then roll it into joints.

[Chick]

This is even before my time.

[Tom]

Okay. I know this is an important cultural moment, but then you get this. You get this song. Donovan. Remember this tune?

[Christy]

Remember this tone?

[Josh]

Not. Do you remember?

[Jess]

No, I know it.

[Josh]

Are you familiar?

[Jess]

I am familiar with it.

[Josh]

Obviously he remembers it. You remember we're familiar with.

[Tom]

Yes, yes, we electric a banana. He's saying.

[Josh]

Well, he's.

[Tom]

It's electrical, but he's not electrica. Yeah, electrical banana.

[Jeff]

He's not saying, eat a little banana.

[Christy]

No.

[Josh]

Oh, trickle banana.

[Tom]

Which I'm assuming because there were allegedly psychoactive results that would take place when smoking a banana. Okay, I did a little homework here. The National Institute of Mental Health tested this. This and found there is no psychoactive compounds in banana peels. It was a hoax, huh? So for the many seventh graders out there who scrape the insides of bananas, speaking for yourself. Huh?

[Jess]

Could be, I think Chinese medicine, they say banana peel tea, you let it sit in water and then drink it before bed, and it helps you sleep. Well, I don't know if that's true.

[Chick]

Potassium in it. I would think that would help. Yeah.

[Tom]

So then does that preclude you from using the banana for the other thing, or do Oscar the Banana, if you will?

[Jeff]

Well, I'm not doing this.

[Chick]

Now.

[Jeff]

That's out.

[Christy]

But Tom will always remember you. Oh, Oscar. He's the one that masturbates with the banana. That's right.

[Chick]

Fantastic urban label.

[Christy]

He's a weird guy.

[Tom]

But mellow. Mellow Yellow is the song. And then. And didn't we determine that Mellow Yellow preceded the drink? I don't know.

[Chick]

The song came out before Mellow Yellow, the drink.

[Tom]

I would. Are you a Mellow Yellow drinker, Josh?

[Josh]

Not in a long time, no. Not since I was a kid.

[Tom]

Okay. All right.

[Christy]

Well, is it still out there?

[Jess]

Yeah, they just rebranded and are trying to make a big comeback.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Isn't Starry like a number one drink now or something?

[Jess]

Starry is.

[Josh]

It was Sierra Missed.

[Jess]

It was Sierra Mist. And then the stewardess sued the Coke company or whoever, and they had to change the name because her legal name is Sierra Mist.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Josh]

It's a good soda. Yeah, I prefer Sprite, but it's a good second.

[Jess]

I'm a 7Up gal.

[Josh]

I am. I. I'm not. I'm not.

[Jess]

No, no, no. Seven up.

[Jeff]

If I'm six, seven up. Other times, Sprite.

[Christy]

No, I'm a.

[Jess]

For a mixer. Sprite.

[Tom]

Doesn't it have to be a fountain Sprite though, when you're sick?

[Jeff]

No, no, I want seven.

[Chick]

Once again, seven up too.

[Christy]

Your memories and your experiences aren't everyone.

[Tom]

But I think that medically. Medically proven that only a fountain drinker.

[Chick]

Well, only. No drinks were hanging hangovers. That's the key. Has to be a fountain.

[Jess]

Lots of bubbles.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Chick]

Coke Zero is the go to or diet.

[Tom]

Remember, all facts in the show are lies. Okay.

[Chick]

Hey. Experts say you should wash your new clothes before wearing them.

[Tom]

Yes.

[Chick]

According to better report, they say Tom is right. Clothing manufacturers often use chemicals like formaldehyde and BPA to keep garments free of mildew and wrinkles while in transit.

[Christy]

Do you ever tell the sales lady, I'm going to go try this on and then put it on under your clothes and walk out? I have not.

[Josh]

I have not. Not actually done.

[Christy]

Oh yeah.

[Josh]

I bet it feels great.

[Tom]

But that's another. That's another reason.

[Christy]

Makes you feel more alive.

[Tom]

You want to wash them because you never know what dirt bag may have tried on that nice jacket you ended up buying. And it's got scabies or something.

[Christy]

Return underwear, right?

[Jess]

I don't know.

[Chick]

I don't think so. Washing new clothing drastically reduces or removes these chemicals, which can cause rashes, respiratory irritation and allergic reactions.

[Josh]

I know you can't return underwear on only fans, no matter how not soiled enough they are.

[Chick]

Dear Sienna, and as Tom mentioned, I.

[Christy]

Was under the impression this would be damp.

[Tom]

This sun tea is colorless.

[Chick]

There's no way that clothing purchased in a store can also retain sweat, perfume and deodorant residue from people's try on.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Chick]

And can even transfer infectious disease like scabies, license viruses, irises.

[Tom]

Plus you got to wash the ghosts out of it.

[Chick]

If it's ghosts.

[Tom]

If you get that used. You're talking about buying used clothing.

[Josh]

They have to die in the clothing, though.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I'm not the ghost they do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy]

You see Beetlejuice? Come on.

[Tom]

Good. Good to know you didn't see Beetlejuice.

[Christy]

The first one.

[Josh]

No, that's all right. He wouldn't like it.

[Christy]

He wouldn't like it. Well, apparently these two. I don't know get it.

[Chick]

He's got a little head. What's that all about?

[Christy]

I don't understand.

[Tom]

Yeah, I'm sure it's lovely movie. Not my cup of tea.

[Chick]

A man in Switzerland.

[Tom]

I have a question.

[Chick]

What?

[Tom]

Do you wash your new clothes?

[Josh]

No, Really, I do.

[Jess]

I do.

[Chick]

I don't.

[Tom]

So Christy, you go and you buy something and then some kid was hiding in the lady's garment rack. So at Nordstrom's. And wiped his snotty nose all over it.

[Chick]

Okay. I've lived this long and never had a problem. So I.

[Tom]

Washing your.

[Josh]

If I have something shipped to me and it's in plastic like you know, those little bags, I still wash.

[Chick]

I air it out. But I don't wash.

[Josh]

I'm not saying I'm right. That's just what I do. I, I don't.

[Jeff]

I wash everything except for new socks. Like I love a new pair of socks. Haven't been pre washed.

[Josh]

I absolutely. I get that for sure.

[Jess]

Yeah.

[Tom]

I can't believe you're saying that. That's. I'm the same way.

[Josh]

And do you like the first drying of new socks? Because that lint really builds up. It was.

[Christy]

And speaking of Tom being the same as you are, Jeff, when you get your new socks, do you take a pair of scissors and cut the elastic off the top of your socks so they don't.

[Josh]

That's madness.

[Christy]

Strangle your ankle.

[Jeff]

I've, I've.

[Chick]

Sounds like you have a swollen leg problem to me.

[Christy]

Sounds like you're insane.

[Josh]

He has the cankles of Kathy Bates.

[Christy]

Not now, but before.

[Tom]

Okay. Well, thank you very much for joining us. Wonderful time. Be sure to write us letters. We'd like to hear from you, Bob and [e-mail] Whatever your topic is, we will brush on it and move on to something else. So we'd love to hear from you once again, Bob and Tom. Obandtom.com we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios where this remains the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

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[Tom]

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[Josh]

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[Tom]

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[Josh]

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[Christy]

Just got over a 24 hour virus.

[Josh]

The antidote is to appear on the Rich Eisen Show.

[Tom]

There you go. I would have done it earlier. And you've got the Rich Eisen show podcast.

[Josh]

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