The BOB & TOM Show - August 20, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – August 20, 2025

Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show brings the usual eclectic mix of comedy, banter, news, and sports, featuring the show’s core cast: Tom Griswold, Josh Arnold, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jeff Oskay, and others. From their ongoing fascination with fashion faux pas and the psychology of haircuts to quirky news stories like radioactive shrimp and Guinness World Records, the episode is filled with laughs, lighthearted roasting, and playful camaraderie.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Orange Barrels and Traffic Woes ([00:51])

• Kicking off with the "Orange Barrels" Song: Tom's parody song laments endless construction zones and the plights of road workers Larry, Darrell, and Darrell.
• Memorable Quote:

  "They piss off my girlfriend Carol, who's sitting next to me. We drive through the rain and snow through orange barrels."
  — Tom Griswold, [01:57]

Insights:

• The segment highlights the ubiquity and comic frustration of summer roadwork.
• Sets the show’s playful tone and reveled in by audience nostalgia.

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2. Studio Banter: Fashion Disasters and Organization ([03:20]–[07:06])

• Closet Organization: Tom details his minimalist (all black and blue shirts) closet system, newly disturbed by some white shirts for summer.

  "If you take a picture of my closet, it is kind of depressing. It's like black, black, black, blue, blue, blue..."
  — Tom Griswold, [06:28]

• Wardrobe Roasting: Christy and Jeff suggest Tom's “old man” white golf shirt may not be the real problem in his relationship.
• Crocs Discussion: The NFL’s partnership with Crocs and the phenomenon of “Jibbitz” (Crocs decorations) prompt jokes about dignity escaping through the holes.

  "That's where your dignity escapes when you wear them."
  — Letter from Dan Bushman, [07:39]

Insights:

• The cast regularly teases each other's fashion as an avenue to build rapport.
• The Crocs conversation underscores the team’s flair for observational humor.

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3. NFL Crocs, Merch, and Team Colors ([07:06]–[09:17])

• Exploring NFL Crocs, Jibbitz, and which teams’ colors make for “ugly shoes.” Tom especially rails against Browns’ orange and brown color scheme.

  "The Browns famously have the clean helmet for now, which is at least the one tradition they've left there."
  — Tom Griswold, [11:12]

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4. Language Evolves: New Slang & Modern Words ([17:04]–[24:27])

• Fun with New Dictionary Entries: The crew explores new additions like “mouse jiggler” (device/software that simulates computer activity to appear busy), “trad wife,” “delulu,” “frankenshoe,” and “snackle box.”

  "Mouse jiggler—so if someone's monitoring you, it moves your mouse around."
  — Tom Griswold, [18:02]

• Laughter Over “Naked Quitting”: Quitting a job without another lined up; several hosts share their own “naked quitting” tales.
• Snackle Box: Tackle box repurposed for snacks at events.

  "It's a tackle box, but full of meats and cheeses, nuts and..."
  — Josh Arnold, [23:23]

Insights:

• The cast enjoys mocking and demystifying trendy terminology, often connecting it back to their life and work experiences.

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5. Home Security Ad Reads and Tangents ([13:41], [112:48])

• Tom blends ad reads (e.g., for SimpliSafe) with stories of the team’s real-life experience using the products, incorporating jokes and gentle ribbing.

  "Chick currently has 11 cameras, which I believe is the record for our system and for all of us here."
  — Tom Griswold, [14:09]

• Repeats the ad during the show in characteristic BOB & TOM tongue-in-cheek fashion.

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6. Trending Food and Drink: Beer ‘Teenies’ & Pickle PBRs ([78:11]–[82:27])

• Midwest Martini/Beer Teeny: Beer garnished with olives or pickle spear.

  "I had one over the weekend. It's called Spear and a Beer, and it's a PBR with a pickle spear dropped in it."
  — Jess Hooker, [79:07]

• Discussion of martinis, olives, and anecdotes about serving drinks that don’t survive the trek to the table.

• The cast riffs on “odd” culinary inventions, recalling their youth and lamenting modern marketing (“health-washing,” “fridge-scaping”).

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7. News Oddities: Guinness Records & Science ([137:01]–[142:14])

• Roller Coaster World Record: Man rides 55 roller coasters in 7 days.

  "I did a little homework. You could get this record fairly easily because within six hours... there are 70 major roller coasters."
  — Tom Griswold, [137:56]

• Seabirds Poop Science ([129:44]–[132:45]): Birds relieve themselves only in flight; prompts a Pat Godwin parody, “Crap Like a Seagull”.

  "I want to crap like a seagull... only in the air, crap like a seagull and all the cars down there."
  — Pat Godwin (song), [132:07]

• Uranus Pronunciation Debate ([126:25]–[129:39]): The proper way to say the planet’s name — Uranus or Uranus — offered with laborious childish delight.

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8. Music & Pop Culture: Album Covers & Anhedonia ([63:44], [90:27])

• Paying tribute to stuntman Ronnie Rondell, who was set on fire for Pink Floyd’s “Wish You Were Here” album cover.

  "He was lit on fire about 15 times..."
  — Pat Godwin, [64:31]

• Tom shares about people with "musical anhedonia": scientifically unable to derive emotional pleasure from music.

• Frequent forays into classic rock, trivia (e.g., Eric Clapton’s shortest solo), and live-performance stories.

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9. Haircut Anxiety: The Male Experience ([16:59], [107:26])

• The show pokes fun at a survey about men’s stress over requesting new hairstyles:

  "One in five reports feeling nervous asking their stylist or barber for a new hairstyle."
  — Christy Lee, [107:26]

• Tales of bad self-haircuts, loyalty to stylists, and the psychological implications of being touched or confiding in hairdressers.

  "She told me... Would you please do my hair [if I die]? And she did it."
  — Tom Griswold, [109:07]

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10. Odd News: Radioactive Shrimp, Movie Cars, and Pokémon Crime ([143:03]–[146:00])

• Radioactive Shrimp Recall: FDA warns against contaminated Walmart shrimp imported from Indonesia. The team jokes about superpowers from “irradiated shrimp.”
• Movie Car Museum Auction ([146:43]): Team shares which classic cars they’d want; lots of nostalgia for pop-culture vehicles.
• Pokémon Cards Fraud: A corporate employee bought $140,000 of Pokémon and gaming cards with company credit cards.

  "When he gets to prison, at least he'll lose his virginity... sort of."
  — Tom Griswold, [159:39]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Trad Wives:

  "There's nothing less traditional than posting on social media."
  — Christy Lee, [22:17]

• On Cleveland Browns Crocs:

  "Are they like... brown? Like, does it look like you just stepped in manure and are walking around?"
  — Josh Arnold, [08:37]

• On Quitting Jobs Naked:

  "Naked quitting means quitting a job without having another job to go to."
  — Tom Griswold, [24:07]

• On Science and Birds:

  "Researchers strapped backward-facing cameras to the undersides of seabirds and documented more than 200 defecation events."
  — Pat Godwin, [129:52]
  "I want to crap like a seagull... only in the air..."
  — Pat Godwin, [132:07]

• On Sexiest Car Choice:

  "Oh, yeah, I think everybody wants [the Aston Martin]."
  — Tom Griswold, [150:13]

• On Classic Rock Lore:

  "Can you... Mr. Clapton, thank you for coming to the session, we’re going to need six seconds to play."
  — Tom Griswold, [35:58]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [00:51] – “Orange Barrels” Song & Road Construction Riffing
• [06:28] – Tom’s Closet: Wardrobe Philosophy
• [07:50] – Crocs, Jibbitz, and NFL Merch
• [17:04] – Modern Slang: Mouse Jigglers, Snackle Boxes, and More
• [23:23] – What Is a Snackle Box?
• [63:44] – Pink Floyd “Wish You Were Here” Stuntman Tribute
• [78:11] – Beer Teenies, Pickle PBRs, and Midwest Martinis
• [82:45] – Drunken Pony News and “Switch to Pop” Parody Song
• [107:26] – Haircut Anxiety Survey & Male Grooming Confessions
• [129:44] – Seabirds Only Poop While Flying – Comedy Song
• [137:01] – Roller Coaster World Record and Midwestern Theme Parks
• [143:03] – Radioactive Shrimp Recalled
• [146:43] – Movie Car Museum Auction
• [159:21] – Pokémon Card Corporate Fraud

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Tone & Show Dynamic

The tone stays breezy, slightly irreverent, and consistently playful. The show is marked by sharp-witted, spontaneous humor, and affectionate roasting among the team. Tangents and callbacks are frequent, with news often serving as a springboard for anecdotes, parody songs, and audience engagement via letters.

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Wrap-Up

Listeners new and old will enjoy the nimble back-and-forth, the lampooning of pop culture and current news, and the rich tapestry of comedic voices. The episode exemplifies The BOB & TOM Show’s trademark blend of improv, wordplay, and observational comedy, making even the most mundane headlines feel engaging and hilarious.

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Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Orange barrels, orange barrels Everywhere I see orange barrels, orange barrels looking back at me. Look at Larry, Darrell and Darrell standing next to the orange barrel looking back at me. They have signs that say slow down.

[Josh Arnold]

I drive 25 through town.

[Tom Griswold]

Their faces are dark and dirty and brown Their look came back at me. Orange barrels, orange barrels Everywhere I see orange barrels, orange barrels, why can't I be free? Look at Larry, Darrell and Darrell standing next to the OR in their orange vest apparel Looking back at me they stand in their stinking sweat I haven't seen them working yet. They have to pee in a portalette and their butt crack smiles at me. If I could fly I'd leave this world behind and I'd free up my mind from this debris. Any orange barrels looking back at me? Orange barrels, orange barrels, orange barrels Everywhere I see orange barrels, orange barrels looking back at me. Look at Larry, Darrell and Darrell standing next to the orange barrel in their orange vest apparel. They piss off my girlfriend Carol, who's sitting next to me. We drive through the rain and snow through orange barrels.

[Christy Lee]

Here we go. Will the work get done?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no one knows. It remains a mystery. Orange barrel, orange perils. I love that one. Got a lot of requests for that this time of year.

[Pat Godwin]

Plenty of them out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If you're weaving through them, be careful. There are people working out there, but never hit one of those orange barrels.

[Pat Godwin]

I have not. Is that the intro to our show?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. I haven't either. Okay. Welcome to the Bob and Tom Show. See, I look around the room. I see Aces right there running the control systems. Eddie's in the back somewhere running the control systems. I'm here. Not allowed to touch any of the control systems. This is Tom speaking. The man with the beard is comedian Jeff Oskay.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

He's at the sports desk, which should be an unusual experience for all of us. We have Pat Godwin, who apparently was left in the Ozzie Nelson will.

[Pat Godwin]

I knew it.

[Tom Griswold]

That shirt is very interesting. Kind of a sparkly, summery you're reminiscing about.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Little pictures of cocktails on it. You wear that to the aa?

[Jeff Oskay]

I used to get drinks on my shirt. Now they're just decal bomb.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Do you wear that to the meetings?

[Jeff Oskay]

Jeff told me yesterday. You know, you're dressed a little dark lately. Lighten it up. So this is for Jeffy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. It looks great on camera. You look amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Jeff Oskay]

You do, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I just. There's Christy Lee wearing the Yankee pinstripes. Yeah. And he just walked in. We haven't even said hello to him. It's the very handsome Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hi. And ye. That shirt's amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

It is, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very festive. It's got little tiny, like, cocktails on tumblers.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. And a umbrella.

[Jeff Oskay]

I got this in Florida.

[Pat Godwin]

This is definitely a Florida shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, vacation shirt, end of the summer, so I thought I'd give it a shot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well done.

[Jeff Oskay]

And Tom's being actually nice about it.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was really very festive.

[Josh Arnold]

It's early.

[Tom Griswold]

We have time.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, he's gonna make fun of you.

[Tom Griswold]

So I just had my. I had my closet reorganized.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Recently.

[Christy Lee]

You people in your closet reorganized?

[Pat Godwin]

How could you possibly need it reorganized? You only have two colors of shirts.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that was the problem, you see, so. Yeah, it was. It's a long story, but. So Amy went over to my house.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man.

[Pat Godwin]

Poor Amy.

[Tom Griswold]

At Kelly's direction, she just sorted everything. And if you look at my closet, it's. They're all either black or blue shirts.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's all there is. But then recently, because of the heat, I decided I should get some white shirts.

[Pat Godwin]

White.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. So I have. But I like to have a pocket in my shirt, so I got white golf shirts with a pocket.

[Pat Godwin]

Why do you have a pocket in your shirt? What do you put in your pocket these days?

[Tom Griswold]

Phone, sunglasses, whatever it might be. But the larger point is, why didn't you wear one? So I finally wore one of my white shirts to walk the dogs on a brutally hot day. I walk in the house, and Kelly goes, that's an old man shirt. What is. Is. Am I missing?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think your problem is the clothes.

[Jeff Oskay]

The relationship may be the issue.

[Christy Lee]

That's like the seventh story we've got in four weeks.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't like anything you wear.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like the way you look.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I'm wondering if it's.

[Pat Godwin]

And she says old a lot.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder if it's my wardrobe.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't Think it's the wardrobe.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Is a white golfing, like, what do you call it? White golf shirt, polo shirts, whatever they are.

[Christy Lee]

Is it an old man shirt if an old man wears it?

[Pat Godwin]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that clears that up.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's not. I mean, anybody can wear a white shirt.

[Pat Godwin]

My husband wore a very nice white polo shirt last night.

[Christy Lee]

I love white shirts. It's not at all, but I'll take.

[Pat Godwin]

The pocket is what is kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Throwing her, you know, so I don't, I don't want to. I hate wearing logos and anything so that there's. I found a bunch of logos. Non logo shirts with pockets.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think it's great.

[Tom Griswold]

But if you take. I'll should take a picture of my closet. It is kind of depressing. It's like black, black, black, blue, blue, blue, black, black, black, black, black, blue.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you could change it up and buy shirts like that. You could become the Tommy Bahama guy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Change your look.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have any of those.

[Christy Lee]

Plus, I thought your closet was organized. Shouldn't it all be. Shouldn't it be black?

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Blue. Well, I, I've already, I've already. I've already messed it up. You know, I'll pull and I'll go, no, that's the wrong color. Blue. But in any event, this leads to our first letter. Actually, speaking of things in the world of fashion, yesterday we had a news story about officially logoed Crocs.

[Pat Godwin]

The NFL collaborating with Crocs to release clogs for every team in the league. They initially will launch 14 teams, including the Kansas City Chiefs, Eagles, the Lions, the 49ers, Steelers and Bills. But they will include all 32 NFL teams by the time the 2025 season comes to a close.

[Tom Griswold]

Got this letter from Dan in California. Dan is the Bushman.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Dan, because that's his name.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm an ass Dan.

[Tom Griswold]

Dan Bushman.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

You're a bad ass man.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm an ass man. He's a Bushman.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Dear Bob and Tom show, you spoke of Crocs on the show. Do you know the holes and Crocs have a purpose? That's where your dignity escapes when you wear them. Thank you, Dan.

[Christy Lee]

I was ready for some kind of fact.

[Pat Godwin]

Me too.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you guys explain to me? And I've already forgotten the name Jibbit.

[Pat Godwin]

Jibbit, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the Jibbitz. They fit in the holes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. They're like little charms that you add to personalize your Crocs.

[Tom Griswold]

And adults wear these yes. Do adults put the jibbits in?

[Pat Godwin]

They can. Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

More female adults.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Guys don't really do that. The divots Jibbit.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I've never worn jibbitz with the bush light ones. Don't you?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, but I do not. When I wear them. I do not wear them with the jibbitz.

[Pat Godwin]

Gotcha.

[Jeff Oskay]

I put giblets in and then the gizzards, and it looked ridiculous. They're called turkey. They're called turkey Crocs.

[Josh Arnold]

Turkey.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'll be here all week.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I would have applied that joke to Josh. Well, unfairly, certainly, but he. All the jokes regarding food go to Josh's side of the room now.

[Josh Arnold]

So, like, are the ones for the Browns team, Are they, like, brown? Like, does it look like you just stepped in manure and you're walking around or they go with an orange.

[Tom Griswold]

I grew up a Cleveland Brown fan, and the Cleveland Brown colors are terrible.

[Pat Godwin]

They are terrible.

[Tom Griswold]

And, you know, there's that store. You've been to Vegas more than I have, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's that store in Vegas that has the $8,000 leather NFL jackets.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And. Yeah. But, yeah, they're all pretty cool looking. Like, the Raiders ones are kind of badass. Oh, yeah. The Colts ones are a beautiful. But the Browns ones, you're still that ugly. Orange and brown.

[Christy Lee]

I'm out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Even I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think the Browns have been released yet.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a smart idea. The NFL obviously does more merch than anybody.

[Pat Godwin]

The Bengals are cool because they look like tigers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. That is.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, that's a cool one.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's cool.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, they're good.

[Tom Griswold]

And what's your. And what? The. The. Who has the horns? The Rams and the Vikings, I guess.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they both do.

[Tom Griswold]

They have little horns.

[Pat Godwin]

The Bills.

[Christy Lee]

The Bills.

[Pat Godwin]

The Bills have orange.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, those are really cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, the strap in the back, what's it called when, like, you have it pushed up? Is that like sport mode or.

[Pat Godwin]

That's clog mode rather than having it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I'm a. I'm a strap up man.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you a strap up man?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I heard your girlfriend was a strap on me.

[Jeff Oskay]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Jeff Oskay]

My girlfriend likes me.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, let's check the day.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Are we on again? Are you on again?

[Jeff Oskay]

These mics are on again.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Sorry. You.

[Josh Arnold]

I think we can tell that he has access to his better shirts again, so it looks like things are back on.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now, once again, we've tried to Establish a signal here in the room for various things. Like, we had, you know, maybe a candle. And if it's over on that side of that window, that means Pat's with his girlfriend. If it's not, we don't talk about it. Oh, God.

[Jeff Oskay]

Just make it Pat.

[Christy Lee]

I wouldn't say. I would never do any. Say anything personal around here again.

[Jeff Oskay]

I know you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You learned.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, several. Certainly there may have been a few ladies that were sobbing on Josh's front stoop as they slammed the door.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I didn't really know. I didn't have to learn on my behalf. I learned for Pat. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I see.

[Jeff Oskay]

See, we're all very kind.

[Pat Godwin]

The Cleveland Brown Crocs have not been released yet. They do have the gibbet, but they don't have the actual car.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the gibbet for that?

[Pat Godwin]

It just looks like it just says Browns with a helmet on.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of cool. The Browns famously have the clean helmet for now, which is at least the one.

[Pat Godwin]

You can kind of see the one.

[Tom Griswold]

Tradition they've left there. Yeah. And I assume they're still going to keep the name Browns.

[Jeff Oskay]

They have a cross.

[Tom Griswold]

God knows. They changed. They changed the name Indians to the dumbest name in history. I was talking to a friend of mine from Cleveland because when they changed it to guardians, they went, oh, this is the famous Guardian bridge. I've never met anyone from Cleveland that had heard of the guardian bridge. So. Yeah, but the Browns is Okay. That doesn't offend anybody.

[Christy Lee]

There's actually a second gibbets for the Browns. It's a mini rap sheet.

[Jeff Oskay]

They have crocs shaped like frogs. You know what they have?

[Tom Griswold]

Rivets. Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

You know, here's the thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second, Wait a second. I'm enjoying the silence.

[Christy Lee]

What I'm impressed by is he's on. He has not stopped working since we.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's the shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

One of these is gonna land. It is.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's gonna be the next one.

[Tom Griswold]

It's gonna be good.

[Pat Godwin]

But he's swinging away, giving you confidence. I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

We certainly appreciate it. Coming up, your letters. You can reach us Bob and [e-mail]. thank you. The bushman Dan from California. We love hearing from you. I got a stack of letters over you. Do you have any letters over there, Christy?

[Pat Godwin]

I do not.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'll have to pass you some of these. And also coming up today, some pretty cool stuff in the news. If you're having shrimp for breakfast, you might want to stop because the headline has the two words in it, Radioactive shrimp.

[Pat Godwin]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. We'll tell you about that coming up. Also, a famous. Oh, gosh. One of the most famous album covers, I would say, of all time.

[Christy Lee]

Blindfaith.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, there's that one.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ooh, that's a rough one.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's a.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a. It's not that one.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's not that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I guess she finally turned 17 after all these years. What were they gonna be 80 by now? Yeah, no, yeah, yeah. That's how.

[Christy Lee]

That's how young she.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think she's. I don't think she's at 40 yet. Yeah, well, by the way, I have a quick question. What were they thinking?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, didn't they have.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think they were.

[Tom Griswold]

Which, I mean, someone had to be smoking hash.

[Pat Godwin]

You guys need to look that up if you don't know what we're talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, you say Uranus. I say Uranus. We have the definitive. Is it called pronouncer? And we have Uranus new or Uranus. We have news from that planet. Coming up, breaking news.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Which will lead to an argument between me and Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I guarantee it. Right now, I want to say hi to our friends at Simplisafe. We've been talking about Simplisafe. This doesn't make sense. We've been talking about it before. We were talking about it officially. I remember Chick came in one day and he goes, you're not going to believe this. I put a. I put a security system in my house over the weekend. It took me an hour. And what it was, it was a Simplisafe. Chick was the first one to find out about it. We eventually started talking about it on the radio officially, and the Simply Safe system. In fact, we have it right here. We got the cameras going right now. So it's a great system, easy to install. If you don't want to install it yourself, they'll be happy to do it for you. I think. Chick currently has 11 cameras, which I believe is the record for our. For our system and for all of us here. So Simplisafe has something brand new that works to prevent break ins. And I'm going to give you some details about it. Most security systems take action after somebody breaks in. Simplisafe has something called active guard outdoor protection. This is an option that helps, I guess you could say, stop the break in before the break in is broken in. Because they've got AI powered cameras, live monitoring agents detecting suspicious activity. And they can tell those folks out there lurking with the crowbar, hey, we see you. The cops are on the way, by the way, with Simplisafe. No contracts, no hidden fees. This is important. SimpliSafe has been named the best home security system again by CNET. And 4 million Americans are currently trusting SimpliSafe. You can, too. Monitoring plans start at about a buck a day. And of course, there's that money back guarantee. If you don't like it, send it back. But I think you're going to really love it. Visit simplisafetom.com and this is an interesting thing. 50% off, a new system today with that professional monitoring plan as part of the package. And also, you'll get your first month free. So once again, simplisafetom.com simplisafe tom.com there's no safe like Simplisafe. Coming up, you know what a beer teeny is? We're going to find out. And a cool story in the world of music, you ever know anybody that just doesn't like music at all?

[Pat Godwin]

We know somebody, Frank Galliano.

[Tom Griswold]

They just don't. There's a scientific explanation for it, really. And we're gonna find out what that is. Today. From the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show. Drinking and driving will change your whole world. The next time you're out with your friends, consider what would happen if you got pulled over after drinking, like the legal fees, the time in court or a DUI on your record. Your decision to drink and drive could change someone else's world, too, if you hurt them or even kill them in a crash instead. What if your decision to call a sober ride changed your world for the better? Drive sober or get pulled over, paid for by nhtsa.

[Christy Lee]

Back to the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Hi, Pat Godwin's there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

A. At the sports desk today. Hey, man, there's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Josh Arnold and there's a freshly haircutted Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Both of you have fresh hair.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we both do. Yeah. It doesn't take us long. And in fact, you know what? We should both go together and they could charge us for one haircut probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. That isn't a bad idea. Actually. We have haircuts in the news today.

[Pat Godwin]

We do.

[Tom Griswold]

And the some survey about haircut anxiety.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Haircut anxiety for men, which is Kind of interesting. We'll get to that, coming up. Yesterday we were going through some of these new words. The. The Cambridge Dictionary of the English Language. They come out with all these. Obviously. What is it? How do you word it? Josh? Language is a living organism.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, absolutely. Yeah. It continues to grow and evolve, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Then there are new words, especially in. In the world of tech. And there are words that we all know, and there are words whose meaning changes. Remember when Uber used to mean great?

[Pat Godwin]

It was really good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was.

[Pat Godwin]

Man, That's Uber. Uber delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

Now it means taxicab. But yesterday, one of the words, which I'd never heard before, and we kind of figured it out. I forget which one of you guessed it, but it is from the world of tech. And the word or phrase was mouse jiggler.

[Pat Godwin]

Josh got that.

[Tom Griswold]

And yeah. And it's apparently a device or a piece of software. So if someone's monitoring you, it moves your mouse around.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, so it doesn't necessarily. It's not a word for the person who does it.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Who's just pretending to work. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's for the actual device.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

So twice yesterday I just. I was. I was grabbing an iced tea and I ran into somebody and we were talking about some stuff and I mentioned how funny it was, and she goes, oh, I have one.

[Christy Lee]

Has a mouse.

[Tom Griswold]

She. She works remotely. And so when she gets up, she's got this thing that moves her mouse around.

[Pat Godwin]

What? Yeah, I thought it was the person that did it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's this. But it's actually a device. And then I found out I was talking to my son Sam. Apparently, this is a. This all emerged from the world of gaming. There are certain games where if you're not. If you're in a group and you stop moving your mouse, you get cut out.

[Christy Lee]

So it started with gaming, but it was co opted by. After Covid or during COVID During COVID Co opted by work at home, people.

[Jeff Oskay]

That worked at home.

[Christy Lee]

Is that kind of what happened? Probably.

[Pat Godwin]

All right, if you read the definition, it does say a device or a software.

[Christy Lee]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

So then this led me to the thing where sometimes I'll walk in my office and I leave the TV on a lot and it'll say, are you still watching? Which I find really intrusive. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. First off, you know damn well what. You know what I'm. You can see me. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And it's only Netflix, right? Or is it everybody?

[Tom Griswold]

It's everybody. My TV is my. My TVs everybody.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, your TV.

[Christy Lee]

Your TV does it. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll say, are you.

[Christy Lee]

Are you still watching Gotcha? I mean, it's a nice kind of power saver, right? But.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I heard.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But if you're laying around all day Saturday, there's nothing more like just, man, I need to do something with my life. That when it comes up. Are you still watching?

[Christy Lee]

It's like, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Christy Lee]

I still haven't done anything.

[Jeff Oskay]

Why aren't you mowing the grass?

[Pat Godwin]

I've been laying here six hours. Leave me alone.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm wondering what other devices are like this mouse jiggler, that people will think that you're actually there when you're not. And I think we're gonna get more and more of that in our culture. And I know that there are people who in certain. For certain devices, have been accused of attaching them to ceiling fans.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I can't really discuss the nature of it. There are certain devices that have to move occasionally, and if they're not, they stop registering.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

So there are people who will attach them to something that will move.

[Pat Godwin]

And you wonder why people want everybody back in the office.

[Christy Lee]

It looks like Kenneth is still working, but apparently he's just spinning around like a tornado in his house.

[Tom Griswold]

He may be. He may be having a seizure. Let's. Let's check up on him.

[Josh Arnold]

My lady works remote, and she has to. She doesn't have one of those, but she does have to do work every so many minutes. Or there. It tells them, yeah, I know you aren't. And so she may have to walk over and hit a space bar and go back to.

[Christy Lee]

People wonder why companies are going, hey, we want everybody to come back in.

[Josh Arnold]

But here's.

[Jeff Oskay]

I kind of agree with it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

My argument with that, though, is if you've worked in an. In a real office half your day, you aren't working.

[Christy Lee]

No, I get it.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, so why not be at home, not working, getting some stuff done. At least you got two loads of laundry instead of hearing about Krista's grandbaby, who just, you know. Oh, I don't care. Let me leave early and not have to listen to her.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, did Krista's grandbaby get that surgery?

[Christy Lee]

It.

[Josh Arnold]

She did. She's going to be okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

It's ugly. Well, yeah, that Krista. Oh, sorry. A couple of other words we learned yesterday. Trad wife, a contraction of traditional wife, meaning a married mom who cooks, cleans, and posts on social media.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's become a big deal.

[Tom Griswold]

And then the other one, the Big one was Delulu.

[Christy Lee]

There's nothing less traditional than posting on social media.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, I agree. But I got a couple. I got. I took the liberty of spending. Wasting my time finding a couple more of these. Some of them are pretty obvious and I guess the rules for these is they say that these are words that are going to linger and be around for a while. I. I doubt it. But. How about Franken shoe?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what that is.

[Tom Griswold]

Shoe that is a combination of two or more different styles. A snow fur is a shoe that is obviously a sneaker and a loafer.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's silly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, a sneakerina.

[Pat Godwin]

Ballerina sneakers. Yeah, I. I just ordered a pair of those, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Sneakernas.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I think I'll. They'll probably come in the next couple of days.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of these sound like the. The third band at a. Some rock fest. Did you see Snowfur?

[Christy Lee]

No, we got there late.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They got a new lead singer. Yeah. A snackle box.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what that is?

[Josh Arnold]

It's basically a tackle box, but full of meats and cheeses, nuts and.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's like a.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Take it to the.

[Christy Lee]

It's actually kind of nice.

[Pat Godwin]

It is really cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Take it to the concert or take.

[Tom Griswold]

It to the soccer game.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Ye.

[Pat Godwin]

Or polo.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember hearing this one before.

[Christy Lee]

Very polo, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Naked quitting.

[Pat Godwin]

Naked. What?

[Tom Griswold]

Naked. This was a big thing last year.

[Pat Godwin]

Quidditch.

[Tom Griswold]

Naked quitting.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, real quick, Josh, on the Snackle box. You want to get a new one? Yeah, like don't use one. Old Town. Just dump your lures out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Or your salami smells a lot like fish.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. One of these crackers tastes like catfish. Charlie.

[Tom Griswold]

Naked quitting means quitting a job without having another job to go to.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a thrill in life. I've done that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man.

[Christy Lee]

Have you done that?

[Tom Griswold]

I did it once.

[Christy Lee]

It's exciting.

[Josh Arnold]

I did it once.

[Christy Lee]

Am I gonna eat? Will I have a place to live?

[Pat Godwin]

How long were you out of work?

[Christy Lee]

I was so young I was still living in my parents, so it doesn't quite.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Mine was so bad, I had to move back in with my parents for two months.

[Christy Lee]

No, another time I did it, I ended up. I was out of work for a few months, but I was consulting at the time, so.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, so you did have a little money.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, consulting.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Which means I was doing the exact same job for the same company, but for way more money. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I was usually with no health care though.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Who cared I was 22. Or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I did it. My father always said, never, never quit a job to. You've got another one to go to. Sure. But I'm like, I did it once.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it got a little bit scary there that it.

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes it's the motivation you need to do what you're supposed to be doing.

[Tom Griswold]

It was really bad because right after I did it, my car broke down. I. I mean, broke down. Broke down out of here. Broke down.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, bro.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. My oldest is facing that she's being laid off soon. And it's like, whoa, what are we doing? Well, he didn't seem worried. I'm like, okay, she's not worried.

[Christy Lee]

All the stuff anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this where you shout out.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this where you shout out. Only fans is calling. Okay, these are again, new words from the Cambridge dictionary. Barnd. Wait a minute, sorry. Barn. Dominium.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah, barndominiums. Those are huge.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Houses that are made out of barns. Basically.

[Tom Griswold]

This says.

[Pat Godwin]

But they're usually made out of this.

[Tom Griswold]

Says made out of metal or wood. A large open plan.

[Pat Godwin]

Right. I have good friends that have a beautiful barndominium. They're. It's awesome.

[Christy Lee]

They live in it or they rent.

[Pat Godwin]

It or they live in it. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Pat Godwin]

It's wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the garage separate from the house or is the car sitting right there all the time?

[Pat Godwin]

No, the g. It's the gar. They have a nine car garage and they're barndominium. It is attached.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. So in other words, it's not like they're hurting.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, they're not hurting anything over.

[Tom Griswold]

A three car garage. You're okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is it an old barn that's been re.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's one of the newer ones.

[Josh Arnold]

Those like prefabbed.

[Pat Godwin]

They build them on your site and you can design it any way you want. And it's pretty cool. They're really cool.

[Christy Lee]

That is fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Knocked. Sorry. These are new words to me.

[Christy Lee]

Nocturnal emission.

[Tom Griswold]

That means wetry knock. Tourism.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Night tourism.

[Tom Griswold]

Tourist activities designed to take place at night. Who needs this word? We don't need this word. I'm.

[Christy Lee]

He's exactly right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now this one. This was a good one. I like this one. Gate lice. An informal way of referring to the people who crowd around the boarding gate in an airport and try to board the plane before their assigned rower section has been called.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's me.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you do that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They're called lice. Gate lice.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a pretty good one. Health washing.

[Christy Lee]

All Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Where products like food and vitamins are labeled in such a way that suggests they're much healthier than they actually are.

[Christy Lee]

I guess that's rampant.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. Fridge scaping. Okay, this is really dumb. The activity of arranging the items inside your refrigerator so they look more attractive and decorative.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that happens.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's really popular now.

[Pat Godwin]

Thing on Instagram, too. And TikTok. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really get a life.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Some of them look really cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, so if you put.

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean, like, I might do, hey.

[Pat Godwin]

I love you, but I'm gonna call them out. If you put stuff in the refrigerator, like drinks or anything, does it all have to line up and all the labels have to be.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, but that's that. I think that comes from. I have slight ocd. But also it comes from my years in retail where you had to face things correctly.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. Because that's how our beverage fridge looks.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's like, lined up, but I'm not.

[Christy Lee]

Posting pictures of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well.

[Christy Lee]

Because the world doesn't need that.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you aren't a trad mom, so.

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, to be a trad mom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, I do get in trouble if I put the fruit on the wrong shelf. Now that I think about it. What am I saying?

[Jeff Oskay]

You probably put in the closet for all you know.

[Christy Lee]

Have you guys seen this phrase, shoe yodeling?

[Tom Griswold]

No. What's that?

[Christy Lee]

It's when every morning you pick up your shoe and you blow into it to get the spiders out. Oh, I found another one here. Cracker crunching. Have you guys ever done that when you throw?

[Josh Arnold]

So last night, real quick, it's about, apparently midnight, I wake up, I have to use the restroom. We only have one restroom in our house. Someone's taking a shower at midnight. I don't want to know. So I decide I'm going to go out back and pull a tom and go out back and be open the back door and walk through the largest spider web that went from my belly button over my head and still had the spider on it. And I am freaking out the worst. Apparently, according to my daughter who came out, it was an orb spider.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They won't hurt you.

[Tom Griswold]

They're big.

[Christy Lee]

They're nasty.

[Josh Arnold]

They're big.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have your junk out?

[Josh Arnold]

Not yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

After I cleaned it off, but then, like, I wanted to take a shower.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely. So I had to go.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's called web dancing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I was web dancing.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good word, Pat.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Web dancing. I do that every morning Here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Just it surrounded my hair, my Beard. It was.

[Christy Lee]

And those are nasty looking spiders. Oh, so I've heard. They'll leave you alone that they won't like.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what she said. But I was wide awake then.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you get, did you get to pee?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I had to.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay, good.

[Christy Lee]

He was peeing all over himself to get that spider.

[Tom Griswold]

Lastly.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Age splaining. Oh, the act of explaining to someone in a way that suggests they're stupid. Usually when a young person's trying to explain something to an older person.

[Josh Arnold]

I get a lot of that at my house.

[Christy Lee]

I kind of like being age explained. I like when my nieces and nephews try to explain something to me and they're. And they're. Because. And I'm failing to understand, like skinny.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you ever purposely.

[Christy Lee]

No, but what I do is I take a lot of these words that we like that we've been talking about and I just try to throw them in and they, I don't get bigger laughs anywhere.

[Pat Godwin]

When you try to use Al Jackson hip words and they don't get. I mean, they get it, but they're like, you're not using that. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we'll have more of these words coming up. We have your letters as well, but right now it's time for Christy Lee to take the quiz. This is a quiz. We've been talking about the Silac insurance Company for quite a while and something called an annuity. Well, this is the way to find information about annuities by seeing how Christy does with the quiz.

[Pat Godwin]

All right, I'm all set.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the Christy Lee three. Question number one. Dear Christy, I want to browse and read about all the Silac annuity choices. What is the Silac address? And the address for the Silac website.

[Pat Godwin]

I got this. Silac ins dot com. That's Silac S I L A C I N S dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Find out about annuities. How do they work? See if they're the thing for you. Question 2. This is interesting. How about getting a 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity? What is the phone number for that?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, all you have to do is dial pound 250 on your cell phone. Say bonus 20. That number again. Pound 250 and then just say bonus 20. How am I doing?

[Tom Griswold]

So you're doing great. One question left. Dear Christie, would it be too much to ask for you to read the Silac disclaimer, but I'll be happy to.

[Pat Godwin]

Consult your financial Advisor Premium bonus may vary by annuity product premium ban and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to to a premium bonus recapture. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Terms and conditions apply. See silacins.comdisclosures.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. We got your letters coming up and we'd love to hear from you. Bob and [e-mail] we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom fix 24. 7. Get all the info in the VIP [e-mail] Get in the zone AutoZone Brad's Day is off to a slow start.

[Christy Lee]

So he heads to AutoZone where batteries.

[Josh Arnold]

Are as low as $89.99.

[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Looks like he just needs a charge.

[Christy Lee]

And Sammy does that for free, too.

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In no time at all, Brad is back on the road, ready to finish the day strong.

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Free battery testing and charging at every store. No hassles, just help.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

Auto zone restrictions apply. Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast and quite frankly deserve from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jeff Oskay, Ace Cosmo. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold and there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening, depending on when you are and where you are. Happy to be here, but we're still here. Now we should get to some letters here. Christy, do you got anything over there?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Dear show peeps, this is from Captain Ron in LeClaire, Iowa.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hey, Captain.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Cap. Thank you, Tom Griswold, all in caps, for helping me learn how to use my GPS today. On yesterday's show, Tom claimed that Steven Bishop's song Save it for a Rainy Day contained the shortest guitar solo by Eric Clapton. So I did what every Tom Griswold fan does, check the facts. Turned off the podcast in the car, asked Amazon Music to play the song. However, my GPS kept interrupting the song. I then learned how to mute the GPS voice and was able to listen. I did not know I could do that. Thank you, Tom, for almost causing an accident so I could listen to three bars of a guitar solo.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not even sure it's three bars. Not even. But. But I got a question for Captain Ron.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And Pat and I. Pat was riding with me. I don't know how to mute the gps.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, he can tell you.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you do that? Because that drives me crazy. You go to that lady won't shut up.

[Pat Godwin]

I have mine muted.

[Tom Griswold]

You get off the freeway to grab a coffee and then it starts giving you the directions. I know how to get back to the free U turn. Captain Ron let me know how to do that.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you doing it on your phone, off of your phone or on your car?

[Tom Griswold]

On the car. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's the problem.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh. I don't know how your car works, but on the phone it's easy. You just go to your GPS and hit the mute. Hit the.

[Tom Griswold]

So you take your eyes off the wheel, off the road.

[Pat Godwin]

Mine's all the time. All the time. So it doesn't come on.

[Tom Griswold]

That Stephen Bishop song. I don't know why don't. Why were we talking about this yesterday?

[Pat Godwin]

Why were we talking about.

[Jeff Oskay]

We just started singing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Down in Jamaica.

[Tom Griswold]

Great, great songwriter, but. Yeah. I don't know why I even knew this, but this is an air. He had Eric Clampton on his record and I think I can more or less find it. This is the, this is the solo. We'll get to it here. I think right here. That's it.

[Pat Godwin]

That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the whole. So then it goes into that weird. Whatever it is, vibes, slash xylophone thing and a bunch of horns. It's a great song, but I mean that. Can you. Mr. Clapton, thank you for coming to the session while you're going to need six seconds to play. I guess less is more, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

I prefer $500,000.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd prefer more.

[Christy Lee]

I prefer less of that song.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like the song?

[Christy Lee]

I don't. No, no. Lamesville, USA really, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Even when Eric comes in.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that's the worst part.

[Christy Lee]

You mean that, that, that unnecessary shoe.

[Jeff Oskay]

Horned guitar, which is way too loud.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, I don't know what to say. I, Eric is my man. I love.

[Christy Lee]

Sure, I, I appreciate Eric Clapton as well, but what the hell's that about? Okay, first off, anyone could have done it.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Pat, can anyone play that guitar solo here?

[Tom Griswold]

Show him.

[Jeff Oskay]

Anybody can play it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's hear it.

[Christy Lee]

That's fair, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't have the song memorized.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll give you five seconds. You have a song coming up?

[Jeff Oskay]

I, yeah, I've got lots.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, then.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the first one you do, I want to. I'm gonna point out. I want you to do a 5 second guitar solo today.

[Christy Lee]

He doesn't have the electric guitar.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he's got.

[Tom Griswold]

That car's. That thing's plugged in.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's not an electric guitar. What he's doing is a lot of bends, sps, strings. Typically a nine.

[Tom Griswold]

Nine. All right. That's called a lot. Okay, here's another letter. Let's see. This is from. Oh, sergeant. Hello. Good morning. He says, longtime listener. I will not fuel my vehicle when the fuel tanker truck is in the gas station either. Just like Tom. Not only because of the possible explosions that you see in the movies all the time, because while the tankers fleeing the tanks, it stirs up all the debris at the bottom of the tank.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It goes into your fuel tank. Is that true?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that is true.

[Josh Arnold]

I watched guy who delivers fuel and he said that like, he was like, hey, you want to give it an hour? Because I. I mess or would disturb the bottom.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And it'll mess up your gas.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you see that in the movies all the time. There'll be some chase scene and there'll be. The fuel truck is there, and all of a sudden the motorcycle crashes into it and there's a big explosion. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know. Did Tom ever bring a bag of the stuff he picked up in the street? Oh, no. Marijuana? Every. No, no. Every once in a while I'll take a garbage can. I've got those tong things, you know, the little. It looks like a pistol grip.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And you can pick up the.

[Pat Godwin]

The reacher stick. Reaching stick.

[Tom Griswold]

And it bothers me that I live in a nice street and. But people still litter.

[Jeff Oskay]

So you're picking up litter in your neighborhood?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I do it all the time.

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes there's more litter in the nicer neighborhoods because they think the world is there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't know what it is, but a lot of it is those. I. I thought they were white cigarette filters.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Zen.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's those Zen things. Those. Well, and I applaud people that are trying to quit smoking and they're using the Zen pack.

[Christy Lee]

I don't quit. Well.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's how.

[Christy Lee]

Just go from one thing to another. Quit.

[Tom Griswold]

But no, but don't throw it away. I think if. If I think the governor should put a $1 per pack tax on Zinn to pay for picking those GD things up all over the street there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, the zin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hundreds of them. It would be a zim tax. Thank you, Pat. Now that makes up for the. That one stuck. It was. Had a nice arc to it didn't get the laugh it deserved, but it was a Zen tax.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I said it yesterday, so it's a repeat. It got the laughter deserved.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I thought it was heartily humorous.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thank you very much. You're being nice to me today.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the shirt once again from Sergeant. He goes, oh, I agree with Tom about the me and Mrs. Jones debate.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, we're not doing that again.

[Pat Godwin]

No, we're not doing that again.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Christy Lee]

Ever again.

[Pat Godwin]

Ever. We had a professional say you were wrong. Who was a speech therapist.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he's deaf. Because I have taken the time and trouble to isolate the great vocal from me and Mrs. Jones. And it's very clear that he's lisping. He says, miff.

[Christy Lee]

No, it isn't.

[Pat Godwin]

No, we can't.

[Christy Lee]

We cannot do this anymore.

[Pat Godwin]

Please.

[Tom Griswold]

Quiet. Here it comes. Very clearly says myth. Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Well, you think this won't even end it. He's right. You're right. We all agree. It's a list.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. You know, you are right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I heard it. It's very clear.

[Tom Griswold]

So clear. What day is today?

[Pat Godwin]

Today is the same as yesterday and.

[Christy Lee]

The same as the day before.

[Jeff Oskay]

Groundhog Day is what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

That's such a great song.

[Christy Lee]

Some of us like the fact that people listen to us.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

We kind of want to keep it that way.

[Pat Godwin]

Want to keep our jobs.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that'd be nice.

[Christy Lee]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

Sergeant, I do hear the lisp now.

[Christy Lee]

No, we all do. We all hear.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody hear, oh, I know when I'm being put on.

[Christy Lee]

No, I.

[Josh Arnold]

Just being serious. I've never heard it before today.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that song, by the way. Don't get me wrong. Okay, Christy, this is about another story we had yesterday, maybe the day before. Guys, you were talking about people paying to go to a stranger's wedding.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we were.

[Jeff Oskay]

That was.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was a fascinating story.

[Pat Godwin]

And company in France and Paris is. Yes. They're offering you. You can sell tickets to your wedding.

[Tom Griswold]

Sell tickets to your wedding. He'll pay for the wedding.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And strangers get to come to your wedding.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy says, this is from Jim. Hello, Jim. I want to know how much I need to pay to be taken off of the guest list.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we kind of already did that joke, so I. What the hell are we doing? I have two of you yesterday said how much to not have to go to the wedding.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not where this is going. There's more here.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, someone's got a bug up.

[Christy Lee]

Some. Sometimes I try to play the role.

[Tom Griswold]

Jim writes, I got in trouble with my wife last week. She told me we have a wedding invitation from her nephew. I said, he's the one getting married. Why am I the one being punished?

[Christy Lee]

And then laughs about, oh, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

You, I, I couldn't read the room after you soiled the room with hate. Okay, fine, Jim, I appreciate you taking.

[Jeff Oskay]

The time to write the temperature of the room so sometimes.

[Tom Griswold]

But I.

[Pat Godwin]

What is it today?

[Jeff Oskay]

It's in and out.

[Christy Lee]

Hell.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's hot, you see, hot in here. Coming up, more letters. We have fascinating things in the news today, including Christy. What have you got over there?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I have how men can overcome their haircut anxiety if you have that problem. We have a guy spending a lot of money on Pokemon cards, but it.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn'T his is money.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And we got beer teeny. Yeah, the beer teeny is a big thing now.

[Pat Godwin]

Beer teenies.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of beer, we got a, a beer drinking pony.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In the news, Patrick, the beer drinking pony.

[Christy Lee]

I, I pace.

[Tom Griswold]

And of course, well, that's the problem, of course.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's a famous Irish tourist. Tourist.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The problem, of course is that, you know, some animal lover got a hold of it.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought the kids kept fallen off the back during the pony ride.

[Jeff Oskay]

Patrick's in rehab.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Christy Lee]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee sitting there at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Pat Godwin's in front of his keyboard and with his guitar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

And among friends.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

I was just reading that Rachel Ray says she never cooks burgers on grill grates. And I'll tell you a little bit more.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you see? Yeah, Jeff, Oscar's across the way.

[Jeff Oskay]

What's a grill grate?

[Pat Godwin]

A grate on your grill.

[Tom Griswold]

The thing. The thing that puts the line, the lines on it.

[Jess Hooker]

The outdoor grill.

[Christy Lee]

Your standard barbecue top. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

What's a barbecue top?

[Tom Griswold]

Up.

[Christy Lee]

There'S Ace Cosby. He's working and so are we. It's Josh Arnold right here speaking. And there's Tom Gris.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. It's good to be here.

[Christy Lee]

So, Tom, Rachel Ray says no grill grates.

[Tom Griswold]

And tell me why.

[Christy Lee]

She uses instead cast iron kind of skillets on the grill or griddle. Any kind of. Any kind of flat top. She says it is better for the burgers. Sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

It probably keeps moisture in because it doesn't drain through the grates into your grill.

[Christy Lee]

The best way to get caramelization or development of the sugar and the protein is on a flat plane. Yes. So it's the best way to get all the flavor and the.

[Tom Griswold]

But don't you like having the grill marks on it?

[Christy Lee]

Well, your cast iron here's a branding iron.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's true.

[Christy Lee]

Not necessarily. Once you put the bun on there, you can't see them.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. But, Ace, it's at the journey. Not just the journey of the burger, as it is transformed from the flipper gizmo. What's that called? A spatula.

[Jess Hooker]

Everything's a cartoon in your mind. Even us and the burgers. And they have to look like cartoon burgers.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys are a good cartoon.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh, Rachel Ray, yay or nay?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he loves.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, me too. Yes. All right. I haven't seen her lately. She's still out there.

[Josh Arnold]

She's blown up a little.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

She did get fine by me. Totally fine by me. And. And she has this great cooking show where it literally. And I applaud her for this. Looks like she just woke up.

[Jess Hooker]

It does.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's hot.

[Christy Lee]

It's kind of like she went, hey, I'll keep doing this, but because it's in her house.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm not doing hair and makeup.

[Christy Lee]

Right. I'll go to my kitchen and you can record it if you want to.

[Jess Hooker]

And it does. And I don't think there's any edits.

[Christy Lee]

Right, right.

[Jess Hooker]

It's just raw.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is the Barefoot Contessa the large woman I love pretty?

[Christy Lee]

You think the Gianta. I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the good looking one. But the Barefoot Contessa is larger. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha, gotcha.

[Pat Godwin]

The older. I love her.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, thank you for enlightening us on that. We have been learning new words in the last few days, Courtesy of the Cambridge dictionary. You missed a couple of these, Ms. Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no, I haven't.

[Josh Arnold]

Can we flip over to the urban dictionary and see what's new over there?

[Christy Lee]

Does the urban dictionary have an annual. We're now including these.

[Pat Godwin]

I think they do.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably the one I wanted to pass along to you because as someone who is a cook. The snackle box. Yeah. Which is. You take a tackle box, a new one apparently, and instead of putting fishing tackle and stuff in the compartments, you put different snack foods. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That's cute. That's fun. That's especially fun for kids.

[Tom Griswold]

Kids. And. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And I. Do you guys do that when you go fishing?

[Christy Lee]

You know, I've never used the tackle box for fishing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Or for the snacks for fishing. Yeah. We just Ziploc it or it's a very.

[Jeff Oskay]

You put your snacks in the trunk, don't you?

[Christy Lee]

Most of the time we get out on.

[Pat Godwin]

You have a cooler, right?

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

I think. Are you implying that the snacks are so large.

[Pat Godwin]

He needs a truck.

[Christy Lee]

Needs a truck.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's a lot of stuff back there.

[Jess Hooker]

God, nobody's safe.

[Christy Lee]

No, Sometimes we don't even. There's a cooler. It kind of. In the boat, there's a compartment that we put some.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind of snacks you like?

[Christy Lee]

When you. Most of the time we. By the fourth hour, fishing, we go, oh, you know, we should have brought some food.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I just remembered that when I would fish with my grandfather, the tinkle tinkle man, we would just put the fish on top of our sandwiches and stuff in the same cooler. They were on top the Cokes and everything. It was all in the same cooler.

[Christy Lee]

So there wasn't like a live. Well, it was just.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it was just fish freezing today.

[Tom Griswold]

So your baloney sandwich tastes like.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but the Cokes definitely had, like, a slimy feel to the can.

[Christy Lee]

Sandwiches is what we typically take, Tom. Yeah, we'll make sandwiches.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Bologna sandwiches and stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Turkey guy out there. I'm not a baloney man, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Turkey, Swiss mustard.

[Jess Hooker]

You know, really surprised.

[Christy Lee]

I wasn't even a bologna kid.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Jess Hooker]

Like a cold hot dog.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly. And I. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what Chick would say right now?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

He'd say, tom, don't tell people how to fry bologna without telling people how to drive. Dome in the middle.

[Jess Hooker]

I. I feel like I'm in the twilight zone, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

You are.

[Josh Arnold]

Fried bologna.

[Pat Godwin]

Why are you kissing ass today, Jeff?

[Tom Griswold]

If you. If you take one of those round pieces of bologna.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

The prepack and you put it on the. On the grill, it domes up.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Now, to prevent that, you take a pair of scissors and you put four slices in it. Like, you know, scissors.

[Pat Godwin]

You can use a knife like normal pizza. Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you do it before it domes or after it domes before you put.

[Tom Griswold]

It on the grill? Yeah, someone's gonna write a letter thanking me for that tip. So you just eat it like I.

[Josh Arnold]

Like a fried bologna.

[Tom Griswold]

You like it like a 12 o', clock, 3 o', clock, 6 o', clock, and 9 o'. Clock. You just put a little.

[Christy Lee]

You know what? You're right, Jeff. I forgot there. There's a restaurant near here, and within the last three years, I have had their fried bologna sandwich.

[Jess Hooker]

Was it good?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, because it was real thick and I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's the best. When you get that they. They. What is the word? They hue off a. What is that? A big chunk of.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very tasty, Especially with grill marks, Rachel. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, also, I learned when you're doing that bologna frame, you want to take that red ring off on the outside first.

[Jess Hooker]

You don't want that.

[Tom Griswold]

That.

[Jess Hooker]

I thought that was, like, for floss. Later, I'll floss the belt.

[Christy Lee]

I'll floss the baloney bits off just so I don't waste any. Boy, that. That's a fact.

[Tom Griswold]

And did we just establish the fact that in Spam no longer has the gel?

[Christy Lee]

No, there's still some jelly in there.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of that in there. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, speaking of Spam, I saw where someone put the Spam chunk through a ricer, so it made these, like, fries almost. And they deep fried the Spam.

[Christy Lee]

Julian Spam.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that might be good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

I. I don't know. I've.

[Tom Griswold]

And. And Julian Spam opened for. I think it was like the fourth band. And that festival you went to last.

[Pat Godwin]

Night, we experienced this restaurant called K Town. It's a Korean.

[Christy Lee]

We ate at a restaurant.

[Pat Godwin]

Barbecue. It was an experience. Barbecue, hot pot. And one of the meats that they offer is Spam.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, huge. Over there. Yeah. I mean, it was a delicacy.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, it was prominent on their menu.

[Tom Griswold]

They do it being Korean. Do they do a. A mystery meat?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, there was no mystery meat. Oh, it was wonderful. It was fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

Compare Spam to. What's. What is it? What's it like?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, kind of like baloney. Baloney meets pepperoni, kind of.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Ham a little bit of ham as well.

[Jess Hooker]

I've only ever had Spam and gravy.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's interesting.

[Jess Hooker]

My grandpa would just use whatever he had. If it was tuna fish or Spam or whatever was there, we would be there in the summer.

[Christy Lee]

Grandpa, can I have some more tuna gravy? Grandpa drunk.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

It sounds like a problem, Grandma.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, dear. Grammy's hot. I got. I got that.

[Christy Lee]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a whiff of the tuna gravy. You kids go play outside. I gotta.

[Christy Lee]

Grandpa, I'm nine. I don't want to hear any of this.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm so sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta snort me some Viagras.

[Christy Lee]

I hate coming here.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oh, the other word I wanted to run by you is snow.

[Jess Hooker]

For snow fur.

[Tom Griswold]

A snow for. According to the Cambridge dictionary issue, that is a combination sneaker and loafer.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah. Those are really big right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You hate those.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Although I.

[Jess Hooker]

That you hate.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm actually wearing a one sort of today.

[Jess Hooker]

You are?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I can't tie your shoes right now.

[Tom Griswold]

These. These shoes came pre lace like this and they slip on. I. I got to get real laces.

[Jess Hooker]

You know, the ones that you hate that have like the leather. It looks like a leather loafer and may tie type dress shoe with the white. With a white shoe sole.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Makes Tom crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I wish I would have known that.

[Tom Griswold]

I would have worn. I figured. And again, Snower also sounds like a. An alt rock band that's been around for 20 years, still doesn't have a hit, but they're on the two on tour. Well, Snower, you know, we once played the same building Pearl Jam had played a month before.

[Christy Lee]

Is anybody actually calling them snowers, though?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I've never heard that word in my life.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, crossover shoes. Kind of like a crossover car.

[Tom Griswold]

I've heard that they call it Franken shoe. A lot of. They're really forcing a lot of these.

[Jess Hooker]

The ballerina thing, that's a big one with women right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Sneak arena.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they love those. Those shoes are big.

[Jeff Oskay]

You have to be on your tippy.

[Pat Godwin]

They look like. They look like sneakers, but they usually they have a ballerina toe, like a square toe on the front, and then they have satin shoelaces. I'll wear mine in.

[Christy Lee]

What's the best reason to wear those? Pilates?

[Pat Godwin]

No, they're just trend casual shoes. Better. I haven't pirouetted. I haven't gotten mine yet.

[Tom Griswold]

The best reason to wear them, Josh, is to make your friends jealous.

[Pat Godwin]

Trendy sneaker you guys get.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, look, Christy, has on her ballerina shoes.

[Jess Hooker]

The only pair that I have is the actual. It looks like a penny loafer on top, and then it has what looks like a combat boot sole on the bottom. That's the. That's the crossover shoe.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't those called dikeies?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I wear them to the meetings.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a combination.

[Christy Lee]

My shirt. The company is dickies. Please stop mispronouncing.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sorry. What's coming up in sports? Do you have anything over there?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, we got holes in one. We got starting quarterbacks. Oh, it's all coming up.

[Pat Godwin]

We have no world record today. Yay.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it may be a world record. They aren't quite sure yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God. Holes in one here. Grammy's got a whole hole, Grandpa. She's got a hole in her girdle. Please, Grandpa. I'm gonna get my finger in that girdle.

[Christy Lee]

Why won't you die?

[Josh Arnold]

Do they still have girdles?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, well, they call them Spanx now. Oh, okay. Compression underwear.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't girdles have a lot of straps and velcro and they usually have a string. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Tom prefers girdles to span because he wants those girdle marks.

[Pat Godwin]

Are they gonna have on his.

[Tom Griswold]

Girdle is just such a great word.

[Pat Godwin]

It is a great word.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I love it.

[Jess Hooker]

What am I thinking of? What do you. A corset.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Women would pass out at parties.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't girdles have the clip on things?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that. When you had hose. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

At the base of the leg and you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's a hose.

[Tom Griswold]

Wore. Yeah. Now we had the NFL logo Crocs. I wonder if the NFL ever come out with logo girdles. I doubt it.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

He's the spitfire of sports. Smack.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry for what I said because it was appropriate when I said it, but I can't say it anymore. Dude, you are killing the game. The Jim Rome show podcast. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, you're listening to Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's here. Pat Godwin's there. Hi, Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hey, buddy.

[Christy Lee]

There's Jeff Oscar.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Ace Cosby's there. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold. And Tom, you're looking, dare I say, snazzy with that haircut.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, gee, thanks. Yeah, we learned the word snazzy. Been around for quite some time. You don't hear it much anymore.

[Christy Lee]

No. Yo, my, my mom is a big user of snazzy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Does she think her boy looks snazzy?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she will say. Oh, that's a snazzy shirt. Thanks. Well, I go take this off immediately.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a Snazzy vest you're wearing for your performance there, Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

I see you kept the sideburns very long.

[Christy Lee]

I love him, man.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he wears.

[Tom Griswold]

That's all I got. I'm gonna grow them and comb.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, they look cool.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna comb them over. Yeah, we are. Let's see now in the, in the Silic Insurance newsroom with Christy Lee. But we're gonna go over to the sports desk and talk to Mr. Oscar. What do we got over there?

[Josh Arnold]

The Indianapolis Colts have named Daniel Jones as the starting quarterb for their season opener against the Miami Dolphins on September 7th. Mr. Mr. Jones beat out Anthony Richardson who just two years ago was dubbed the franchise's quarterback of the future. Coach Shane Steichen cited Mr. Mr. Jones consistency in his decision saying the operation at the line discernment checks, the protection, the ball placement, I think all of that played a factor in it.

[Christy Lee]

I know his ball placement.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought Anthony was hurt.

[Josh Arnold]

I think Daniel did a great job.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Josh Arnold]

So now the.

[Pat Godwin]

We'll see Anthony Richardson's agents. Not happy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I bet.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Not at all happy about it.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the youngest. I think he's the youngest quarterback maybe in the NFL.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Daniel Jones.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Anthony Richards.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Maybe Anthony shouldn't have taken himself out of the game in the middle of the game. Maybe that wouldn't.

[Tom Griswold]

That's still a problem.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. But how about this? This could be a. Could be, but we don't know. A 93 year old man has landed a hole in one on a British golf course. Mr. Jack Ponsford sank an ace on the 135 yard third hole at the Pinal Golf Club in Harrogate. It was his hole, first ever hole in one. He said to get a hole in one was a lifetime achievement.

[Tom Griswold]

He just squeezed it in on top.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I can die, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I wouldn't have worded it that way.

[Josh Arnold]

Right at the finish line it says here it is reported that his shot may have broken a world record.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Because he's the oldest man.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

May have.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they'll figure it out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh boy. Hell of a life. Finally made it. First Dunkirk, now this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's been around for a while.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's, it's in a hole in one. Pretty much. Just luck.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, it has to be.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you know, pretty much.

[Christy Lee]

I mean you have to have a decent.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean what, what pro has the.

[Pat Godwin]

Most hole in ones golfer can hit?

[Jeff Oskay]

What program?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean if you, you're going to be near. It's a par three. You're going to be near the hole eventually.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

How was, how was the rest of the guy's game?

[Pat Godwin]

I. I mean 135 yard par three, that's, you know, that's a pitching wedge for most people.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. How funny would that be if he got a hole in one still shot like a 142.

[Christy Lee]

Can you really hit 135 yards with a pitching wedge?

[Pat Godwin]

I can't.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

There are people that can.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I could do about. Well about 1:15. Mine is what I would.

[Christy Lee]

That seems like that's just fun to me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you suppose they let this guy drive the golf cart?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. And there's a golf cart over there. Is the steering wheel on the other side?

[Jess Hooker]

Ah, that's true.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know if this, this is the golfer with the most career hole in ones is Norman Manley with a total of 59.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. He achieved his impressive feat over his golfing career. While professional golfers like Robert Allenby and Hal Sutton hold the record for the most hole in ones in a PGA history at 10 each.

[Christy Lee]

Still 10 less than Kim Jong Un.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, good point. Yeah. He was very good.

[Pat Godwin]

And their records only reflect tournament Play this other guy. It's just all day everyday play this.

[Tom Griswold]

Next guy's hole in one unfortunately is going to be him in a casket being lowered. Sorry.

[Jeff Oskay]

Tiger had one in a hole being. Got a lot of trouble for that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Very good. Sports.

[Josh Arnold]

That's sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Good opportunity.

[Christy Lee]

I thought you just did that to Chick. I didn't know you did it to. Oh yeah. Anybody sitting there.

[Pat Godwin]

He just hates sports.

[Christy Lee]

It's the spot.

[Tom Griswold]

We covered a lot there. We have Christy Lee at the SILAC insurance news desk. But before we get to that, we promised we would do this story. I guess this is kind of newsworthy. I think I'll start by saying kind of quizzing everybody. If it hasn't seen the story. Does anybody know who Ronnie Rondell is?

[Christy Lee]

Anything to do with the Rondell's?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Certainly a fair guess. And the context once again is one of the most famous album covers certainly in the history of classic rock.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna guess he's the guy on fire.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Ronnie Rondell the stuntman set on fire for Pink Floyd's Wish you were here album cover has died at the age of 88. Mr. Rondell passed away August 12th. He performed in dozens of films including how the west was one twister and the Matrix reloaded. For the 1975 Wish youh Were Here cover. Mr. Rondell wore a fire retardant suit beneath a business jacket doused with gasoline and set ablaze. He was lit on fire for about 15 times before sudden gust of wind blew the flames toward his face.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's, it's not. Not CGI or whatever. It's. It's real. And if you haven't seen the album cover, it's two guys look like business types shaking hands and the one guy is on fire.

[Christy Lee]

It's one of the greatest pictures I think that's ever been. Oh yeah. I mean it's a work of art.

[Tom Griswold]

But of course a famous Pink Floyd album.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a documentary about the making of a lot of those album covers and there was a segment on that particular.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh cool.

[Christy Lee]

I read it.

[Pat Godwin]

I wish I could remember a lengthy.

[Christy Lee]

Article about that the day they did it.

[Tom Griswold]

I hear that he saved that suit and then when they cremated him, they realized all they were able to burn was his head. So they took the suit off. So you got a fireproof suit.

[Christy Lee]

You know, there will be something to be if, if that guy's cremated. It's. Yeah, I would almost demand it if.

[Josh Arnold]

I was like a stuntman. Like they should set his casket on fire and catapult it out.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah, lands on a jet ski.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be cool. They should, they should have the. What do you call it? The eulogy entitled wish you were still here in honor of the great. That's kind of a cool story.

[Pat Godwin]

A man posing as Justin Bieber has been banned from a Las Vegas resort after pulling off a nightclub set.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, what's your problem?

[Christy Lee]

I'm Justin Bieber.

[Pat Godwin]

According to the Las Vegas Review Journal, 29 year old Dylan Desklos.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, kiss me. I mean I'm Bieber.

[Pat Godwin]

Posted as the pop star the wind's XS nightclub. Mr. Desklos even took the stage and performed Bieber's 2015 hit. Sorry.

[Jeff Oskay]

Turn the lights down a little bit.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

This crew also ran up a tab of nearly $10,000.

[Christy Lee]

Bieber likes it dark.

[Pat Godwin]

That bill was eventually paid as he was escorted out by staff. A Wynn spokesman said Desklos and his advance team carried out an elaborate ruse to get him access to the stage.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you know why?

[Jeff Oskay]

Then I saw his face. It wasn't Bieber.

[Pat Godwin]

Deception was recognized. He was removed and banned from future entry.

[Tom Griswold]

It says this guy went to the trouble to. He has all of Bieber's tattoos.

[Christy Lee]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a. Hang on a second. There's a.

[Christy Lee]

He didn't have any tattoos.

[Tom Griswold]

No, this says he had the tattoo. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Said that's how he recognized him. He didn't have.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy said he recognized him. He goes. It looked like he'd put on a lot of weight.

[Jeff Oskay]

Chubby Bieber. I like a Chubby.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't mind one at all.

[Christy Lee]

What's the matter, broad? You don't wanna. You don't wanna meet the Biebs?

[Tom Griswold]

So. But what's odd is they had the $10,000 to pay their bill.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they had it, but they just.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it says they paid it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it did. Yeah. It does say, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it says, okay, this guy does this a lot.

[Jeff Oskay]

Apparently as a fat Bieber.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't tell this. This guy, they're quoting the dj. He says it looked like he put on a lot of weight. There's no photograph.

[Christy Lee]

He's thick.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm looking at him. He. I mean, he's.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he look like Justin Bieber?

[Pat Godwin]

Here's a picture of this guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Says he's appeared at various events posing as Justin Bieber for the last eight years.

[Christy Lee]

Not even close.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, but that's the real Justin Bieber. So he does look close. That's the real Justin Bieber. And that's the fake one. Justin Bieber's got his hair cut real short now. This kid has his hair cut real short. It's.

[Christy Lee]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, not being able to recognize Justin Bieber is one of my strong suits, I gotta tell you. I don't. So in any event, there was a.

[Christy Lee]

Blue Bloods episode you would have enjoyed where this guy is impersonating Jimmy Buffett. He's getting all these meals for free and all this stuff, and the person who plays him in real life is Jimmy Buffett. Buffett. Jimmy Buffett plays the guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's great.

[Jeff Oskay]

I want to see that now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we've. There was a. If you're going to impersonate someone, the best way to do it is do someone who's kind of like third tier.

[Jeff Oskay]

Fame bass player from.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah, right, right.

[Christy Lee]

Well, what I do is somebody who nobody knows what they look like. I just walk into bars and, hi, I'm Tom Shane. Now you have a friend who's going to drink for free. They don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

We.

[Pat Godwin]

There have been stories about.

[Tom Griswold]

We got tripped up. I. I got tripped up once. Not really. It was at a. It wasn't on the air. It was A. Like a public contest. And I was one of the judges. And they brought in another guy who was, as you say, Pat. He was purportedly the bass player.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Of a pretty famous band, but not famous enough. And after a while, I realized this dude was just scamming these people. And he was one of the judges in this con. And it was a big contest at a very. At one of the biggest hotels in town.

[Jeff Oskay]

And now am I allowed to say, didn't somebody impersonate you for a while?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. Yeah, that went. And I didn't. I kept. People come up to me and go, oh yeah, you know, you know, blah, blah. No, I didn't. I was never there. Yeah. They.

[Christy Lee]

You got my wife pregnant.

[Tom Griswold]

Without going into too much detail, that was more or less what it was.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Man.

[Pat Godwin]

Passengers plagued by delays on a flight from St. Louis to Seattle got an unexpected pick me up when jazz saxophonist Dave Caus and bandmates held an impromptu jam session on the plane. This would be fun, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, maybe I can get some sleep today.

[Christy Lee]

Guess what?

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Were they in flight?

[Pat Godwin]

No, they were on the tarmac in Boise, Idaho. The plane was stuck, so. Cause. And fellow musicians. Oh, you were headed to Seattle for two shows. Their flight was supposed to be direct, but had to divert to Boise after flight crews timed out.

[Christy Lee]

I think after the third song. I have a bomb. I have a bomb in my ass.

[Jeff Oskay]

My shoes are. Bob.

[Christy Lee]

Bob.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the name of the saxophone player?

[Pat Godwin]

Dave. Cause you don't know who. Dave.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he is quite famous.

[Pat Godwin]

He hosts a jazz show every weekend on. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Famous in that. In the jazz.

[Pat Godwin]

He's. I love Dave Ca.

[Christy Lee]

When I saw the video, I was surprised. They all had their instruments. Carried it on.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they carried all their instruments on the whole band.

[Josh Arnold]

Did old Pat over here.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's what you got to do these days.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The guy with the stand up bass. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And the guy with the grand piano, he had a real hard time.

[Christy Lee]

You guys know I always wanted to play the stand up bass.

[Jess Hooker]

My dad did.

[Jeff Oskay]

He did?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Through high school.

[Christy Lee]

Will he teach me?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, but it's not too late.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, you could learn.

[Christy Lee]

I've had these aspirations of harmonica and banjo and stand up bass.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, plays stand up bass. I know Dean does, but also Penn Jillette.

[Christy Lee]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

From Penn and Teller. Yeah, before their shows. He goes out there. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

The hardest part about playing stand up bass is getting $5,000 for the instrument like that.

[Christy Lee]

The closest I ever got was when I was Foghorn Leghorn in the Looney Tunes show at Six Flags St. Louis. He played the fog. He played the stand up base.

[Jess Hooker]

That's fine, but it was a toy.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm shocked. You never heard of Dave. I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, yeah, no, I have.

[Tom Griswold]

I wasn't listening because this is. This is. I was looking for something. Something.

[Jeff Oskay]

He says, well, no, this is a.

[Tom Griswold]

Story I didn't give you.

[Jess Hooker]

I would be so pissed.

[Pat Godwin]

I know it's a story you didn't give me.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought it was interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it is. No, I'm just saying I was. Was looking up something else while you were doing.

[Pat Godwin]

Say, look, all the guys are on. They've got their.

[Christy Lee]

It looks loud.

[Pat Godwin]

It looks. There better be booze, too.

[Tom Griswold]

I feel bad for the guy sitting behind the trombone player. He's got that. He's got the. The. The trombone slide whipping him in the face.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

That's cool.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh? Hello. Thank you, boys.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't you say you guys sang on a plane and annoyed everyone?

[Christy Lee]

Show choir trip. Yeah, from.

[Jeff Oskay]

They made you stand up?

[Christy Lee]

No, we stayed in our seats and just sang. And I'm not.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did the rest of the plane know this is going to happen?

[Christy Lee]

No. The stewardess came up and was like, oh, we have a special musical group here. They're all going to perform for you. We did two or three songs. You know what? One of them.

[Pat Godwin]

Two or three.

[Christy Lee]

You know, one of the.

[Jeff Oskay]

Leave it on a jet plane, Fire.

[Christy Lee]

And rain.

[Tom Griswold]

Suicide Doris, I have a bomb in my ass, Land the plane.

[Christy Lee]

Pieces on the ground.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what, Josh? This is kind of similar because the flight attendant had asked them to play a song because of the delay, and she was hoping it would cheer pass.

[Christy Lee]

I was embarrassed. And a couple buddies of mine, we were like, like, let's not do this. Everybody else in the show choir was so thrilled to be able to perform for these people.

[Jeff Oskay]

The closest. That'll be the day.

[Christy Lee]

I was in show choir. I was. Yeah, I was in show choir for the hang. I wasn't there for the. I realized that now. I was. I kind of didn't care.

[Jeff Oskay]

But you have a nice voice, though.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, thanks. But I. Yeah, but I was there.

[Tom Griswold]

Action.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you get some action? Was there show choir action since you were the only straight guy?

[Christy Lee]

I was. Yeah. There was a lot of hooking up. I never did hook up with anybody in show choir.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

So. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Just wondered if you kept.

[Christy Lee]

I was. I was mad. I was crazy about one of the girls in there and that kept me from, like, exploring other options.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever talk to her?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh, yes. Yeah. Yeah. We were really close. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you ever.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no. But as soon as I would lose interest, she came running back and of.

[Jeff Oskay]

Course, that's how it always works.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's my technique.

[Christy Lee]

So I was for a couple years there, I was a mess. Just a. My heart was in a blender.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I feel bad.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, it's okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Coming up, did you ever have to scat on a plane?

[Christy Lee]

Only when the turbulence got bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up in the news, Christie Hobby.

[Pat Godwin]

Coming up, we have a bunch of Uranus or Uranus stories.

[Tom Griswold]

We have the how is, how do you correctly pronounce the name of that gas planet?

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly. And we have, speaking of music, violins in the news, an interesting take. And we've got to get to our beer teeny story.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up. Speaking of Dave Kas National Saxophone Day.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. November 6th.

[Christy Lee]

So coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we look forward. Look forward to that. Remind me. November, November 5th. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel?

[Christy Lee]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Who do we have here? Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm here.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

And just a killer shirt today. I believe the picture has been posted on our show.

[Jess Hooker]

Posted it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I thought you guys would hate it.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's awesome.

[Pat Godwin]

I love it.

[Christy Lee]

It's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got cocktails on it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Multiple little tiny drawings.

[Jeff Oskay]

Beer, teenies, maybe.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. And it's got flowers and umbrellas.

[Christy Lee]

Are the flowers garnish for drinks? Like, is that mint?

[Pat Godwin]

Is that some rosemary?

[Jeff Oskay]

There's a flower down here I wanted to check out.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

That some tulips joke. There's Jess Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Jeff O. Is there. Hi, Ace Cosby. Hi, John, Josh, Arnold and Tom, Your recent glow up with your shirts has been.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

And we, we all, we appreciate it. Really. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't let any blue.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, don't let anybody tell you you're.

[Tom Griswold]

Not the blue one. Not a black.

[Jeff Oskay]

I like it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going crazy.

[Jess Hooker]

Does he have a purple one, too? Maybe a plum?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they look great.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a couple weird ones. I'm not sure.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, they're not weird.

[Tom Griswold]

They look good. Good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we tease you a lot. But we would. We would tell you the truth. And we are here.

[Tom Griswold]

I know Jason in back of the glass is going to be getting. He says he likes weird color shirts. I got a couple I think I'm going to pass his way. I really can't pull them off. No. You know, I look like I'm trying to go ghetto and it's just not working.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you call me?

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

All right, all right.

[Christy Lee]

You certainly don't. Look at that.

[Josh Arnold]

You aren't wearing a sports jersey. Like you're.

[Christy Lee]

That's not what you're doing or how you say it at all.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm concerned. I'm concerned. What do you consider weird colors?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, like just oddball purples and periwinkle.

[Christy Lee]

That is a weird. I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know why you wouldn't wear it.

[Christy Lee]

We would tell you, man, you're getting legit. Yeah, like, I'll give it a shot. Critiques from us.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, it's time to check in with the SILAC news desk and Christy Lee. What do you got over there?

[Pat Godwin]

A drink called the Beer Teeny is apparently growing in popularity.

[Christy Lee]

Just don't give me a Teeny beer. You know what I mean? Have a problem?

[Pat Godwin]

According to Food and Wine magazine, the so called beer Teeni or Midwest Martini, involves serving light beer garnished with two or three olives.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Sometimes the drink includes olive brine, a salted rim, or a pepper garnish. Karina Silvers Sylvestri, founder of We Mixed W E E told the magazine, I've seen the Bertini invol beer involved from a quirky Midwest bar. Order into something guests now request with surprising enthusiasm, especially at summer events and backyard weddings.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, if it's served in a martini glass.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I. No, there's one pilsner glass.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, that's not it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just a beer with a toothpick with a couple of olives. Yeah, but the.

[Jess Hooker]

The more popular version, the real version of a Midwest martini, is actually the pickle. You add it. I had one over the weekend. It's called Spear and a Beer, and it's a PBR and a pilsner glass with a pickle spear dropped in it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that doesn't sound terrible.

[Jess Hooker]

That was wine. I took a picture. That's. That's what I had.

[Jeff Oskay]

That looks like.

[Josh Arnold]

That looks more than a spear.

[Jess Hooker]

It is just a spear.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a spear. Yikes. Well, it does.

[Christy Lee]

They could also call it a hobo's bathroom.

[Jess Hooker]

I was gonna say the place on that one.

[Christy Lee]

Pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

Though that is a.

[Jess Hooker]

It was good. I. I'm a. I'm a big fan of the pickle juice in the beer.

[Christy Lee]

It's.

[Jess Hooker]

But I. But I also like a pickle back.

[Josh Arnold]

Like I love a.

[Tom Griswold]

At what point does the. Do you drink it until the. Yeah, you drink spear knocks you in the teeth. Or do you reach in and pull it out and.

[Jess Hooker]

And take a couple bites and put it back in? It's the. I mean it's. It's a garnish. It's the same as you would do with olives.

[Tom Griswold]

As you point about as a large.

[Jess Hooker]

It was a large pickle.

[Tom Griswold]

Pickle. That's very nice.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's called us. What is it again?

[Jess Hooker]

A spear and a beer at Speakeasy Pizza in Orleans, Indiana.

[Christy Lee]

Well, how about that?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I mean anybody can try that at home though.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, you can make it. We have the stuff here. We could make beer teenies right now.

[Tom Griswold]

We could do. We could take. We could take ribeye steaks and stick them in a beer. It'd be steer steering a beer.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's a great idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Give it the nice salty taste of. Of a ribeye steak.

[Christy Lee]

I could have Andy Cohen put his finger in a beer. But what. What would you call that? TV host in a beer. What the hell, you guys? Jeff. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And the owner of a beer loving pony says the animal is cutting back on his drinking.

[Christy Lee]

Christy, real quick, I'm. I apologize. What is the name of a martini again that doesn't have olives but like pearl onion?

[Tom Griswold]

Gibson. Gibson.

[Josh Arnold]

Gibson.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go.

[Pat Godwin]

My maiden name.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a. Oh, there's a great Pete Townsend song. You've heard that one, right, Pat?

[Jeff Oskay]

Which one?

[Tom Griswold]

Sitting in the Sheraton Gibson drinking my Gibson.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Christy Lee]

How do you like the Gibson? Anybody?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not a martini.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm a big martini fan. That's my go to. And I prefer olives, but yeah, onions are good too.

[Christy Lee]

You like the stuffed olives? Like the blue cheese people rave about.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you like the martini glass?

[Jess Hooker]

Not especially, but it's fine. It's a part of it. Yeah, it's a part of the experience. But you do kind of look douchey.

[Pat Godwin]

Spill half of it before you get it.

[Josh Arnold]

That's my problem.

[Jess Hooker]

Right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Are they typically chilled or. Yes, they're room temp.

[Jess Hooker]

No, they're chilled.

[Christy Lee]

Or can you get it either way?

[Jess Hooker]

You get it both ways. Yeah. And I go vodka martini, not Jen. Ah, yeah, but I'm sure they're both fine.

[Josh Arnold]

I was a server at a bar for like Two days. Because the second day I had a table of like nine ladies who all got martinis. And I was very nervous and carrying them on the tray out. And by the time I got them there, there was less than half a martini a glass. And they're like, oh, this is a great start. Could you bring us the rest of the drink, sir?

[Jess Hooker]

We've seen you nervous and shake is the first response.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I shake a lot.

[Christy Lee]

I've never had an actual martini.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that'd be fun. We should have a martini lunch.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I know. No, we should have a martini breakfast and we'll get this loose cannon really loose.

[Jess Hooker]

You better have your finger on that button.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'd be great. That joke you just did would have. The rhyme would have been completed. So I want to get back to. This is a. What is it? A drunk horse. What did I miss here?

[Pat Godwin]

A beer drinking pony. Patrick the beer drinking pony is something of a local celebrity in the village of Cockington, England.

[Christy Lee]

Cockington, England.

[Pat Godwin]

Patrick the pony, a trained therapy animal for Mr. Kirk Patrakis. Patrick would accompany his owner to the local pub where he apparently developed his love of Guinness. However, Mr. Patrakis said Patrick has had to cut down on his consumption, even if tourists want to buy the pony.

[Christy Lee]

A pint because he's dying.

[Pat Godwin]

47 year old Patrick does not have Guinness every day anymore. But he will occasionally for a treat.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen a picture of him? Of course, he's a pony. So he's got four legs. He's in a 24 step program, trying to, trying to cut back to see he's got 24. He's got four legs, right? Right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Not just two.

[Pat Godwin]

It's got to be a pony cake joke here, right?

[Christy Lee]

That's why.

[Tom Griswold]

In lieu of that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Patrick the pony was a drinking horse. Had a cup of pints every day. Guinness was his drink, of course. Switched to pop, he'll be okay. How do you get your horse to stop? Swish the pop.

[Tom Griswold]

Swish the pop.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's no such thing as horse.

[Tom Griswold]

A. A.

[Jeff Oskay]

Just say nay. Just say nay. Oh, there's more. Oh, Manny was a smoking monkey, coughing and hacking every day. His lungs were bad, his breath was funky. Switched his in, he'll be okay. How do you get your chance, imp to quit? Switch this in.

[Christy Lee]

Switches in.

[Jeff Oskay]

You don't have to vape, you silly ape. Switches in, you'll be okay. Hey, that's for you, Patrick.

[Christy Lee]

Holly the parrot loved Heroin.

[Tom Griswold]

Switch to OxyContin. Oh, there's the drinking pony. Oh, my gosh A furry little guy, isn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, like a little bony.

[Christy Lee]

He's cute.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thank God he's in stable condition after all that drinking.

[Christy Lee]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

We're not going to do this for long.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

We do this all day. When we come back, we will be finding out about a lot of exciting things. Christy Lee, that would include what?

[Pat Godwin]

Why some people don't like music, which is baffling to me.

[Christy Lee]

What if we found out the Budweiser Clydesdales were just hammered all the time? Like, hey, hey, that doesn't have to be part of the deal. You can just use them.

[Pat Godwin]

And watch out for your shrimp cocktail because it might be radioactive. We'll talk about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Okay. We'll certainly look forward to that. And Uranus or Uranus, how do you pronounce it correctly? We're gonna find out.

[Christy Lee]

Doesn't matter to me. Just put a finger in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Very good. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-88-date-BOB-TOM1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show, live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Sitting at the Silac Insurance Company news desk, it's the lovely Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

There's the very handsome Pat Godwin.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thank you, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

The adorable Jess Hooker across the way.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

The dashing Jeff Osu over there.

[Tom Griswold]

The dashing.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Oh, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Door dashing.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that your Bigfoot shirt?

[Josh Arnold]

That is.

[Pat Godwin]

I love that shirt.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know Pat was going to come in and trump me.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There's major league hunk Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Ooh.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Josh Arnold. And there's. My gosh, is there a more striking figure than Tom Gris?

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Appreciate that.

[Christy Lee]

And by striking figure, I mean he often hits me.

[Pat Godwin]

Have you noticed Josh's Bigfoot shirt before Josuke's?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, that's what I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

No. How many, like little tiny Bigfoots?

[Jess Hooker]

They're all doing different things.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

One has a bendel, there's the hobo. And one's canoeing. Another one is fishing.

[Christy Lee]

Let me ask you this. You see a Bigfoot hitchhiking with his bindle on the side of the road. You give him a ride.

[Pat Godwin]

Hell, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Every time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. To learn, you gotta learn about it, Right?

[Pat Godwin]

Right. Will he fit in your car, though?

[Christy Lee]

Hopefully. You're driving a convertible.

[Josh Arnold]

I wore this shirt to a party, Josh. And because of it, I met a lot of people like you. The believers. Crypto.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Who wanted to talk to me about Bigfoot. So it'll be the last time I wear this shirt to a party.

[Jess Hooker]

Easy way to find the weirdos.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or good pot.

[Christy Lee]

You hear they saw him near Dayton?

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, we were talking about cocktails and you did. Very nice. A very nice song.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

A tribute to quitting, if you will. Because we had.

[Jeff Oskay]

Also a parody of my own song.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. What was it?

[Pat Godwin]

We had the Patrick the pony that was drinking Guinness every day.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you also referenced the famous chimp that people were. People were heaving lit cigarettes into the chimpanzee to watch.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

They've discouraged people from doing. Because it would be funny.

[Christy Lee]

It is funny, but I know it's funny. And completely wrong.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, of course. You know, cramming their feet into little shoes. That's wrong. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's way funnier now they're. Now the chimps are just using the Zen. That's not fun. Like, that's not fun to watch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. My name is Bongo. I'm an alcoholic. Okay. Bongo, you're a chimp, for God's sake.

[Christy Lee]

My gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Get out of this circle of chairs. Can you imagine that circle? A meeting for chimpanzees.

[Jeff Oskay]

Feces everywhere.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's what happens, you know, when we ask you to share.

[Tom Griswold]

But anyway. But then we got talking about martinis and the beer. Teeny. Yeah. Which is, I guess a beer with you, say, with a pickle in it or olives.

[Jess Hooker]

I think it's actually. It's just like a salty brine and like a garnish. So olives, pickles, something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And then I asked about. Or someone asked about. What is it a martini with an onion in it?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Gibson.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's a Gibson. As you've ever. This is. Have you ever heard this song Path? No.

[Jeff Oskay]

I like it.

[Christy Lee]

I know that boy.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that Pete Townsend when he sings.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

I like his singing better than Adultry's. I love the way Pete Townsend sings.

[Christy Lee]

I love them both.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're both great.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they really are.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's.

[Christy Lee]

Who. Pete Towns. Oh, geez. Sorry, Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

You got me. That's kind of an obscure Pete Townes and song, but it's I like it. It's great. Great. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The beer teeny is not as good as the drink. I've mentioned before on the show that my brother John invented beer Schloger, which is just a beer with a crumbled up pretzel in it. We drank those one night.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

What's the. Isn't there. What is a shandy? Is that a beer with lemonade or. Lemon.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, whatever the hell is grapefruit or whatever citrus you want to throw.

[Christy Lee]

Those are big in the uk or at least that's where I had them.

[Pat Godwin]

Linen Google makes a great show.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's a tasty drink.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, it's time to move on from booze.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, we were talking about music. Scientists say they now understand why music has no emotional effect on some people.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

The condition is known as specific musical anodya. People who have it have no hearing problems, and they can still enjoy food, money, or other pleasures. But when it comes to music, they feel nothing. Researchers used MRI scans while participants listened to music, and for most people, the part of the brain linked to reward and pleasure lit up. But for those with musical anhedonia, or whatever, however you say it, that region showed reduced activity. So they're actually missing something that doesn't fire in their brain. Apparently. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We all know somebody that doesn't.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it Frank Caliento?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Frank Caliento. He. The first time he ever went to a concert in his life, he was taking his kids to see the Wiggles or whatever. He just is not a music guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Jeff Oskay]

When I first started.

[Jess Hooker]

You might want to try something a little different.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

When I first started, the whole bar hated music. When I first started singing.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, like.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, Whatever the hell.

[Pat Godwin]

What luck you have.

[Jeff Oskay]

They're all gathered together.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That.

[Pat Godwin]

You got the one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Must have been a meeting or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. An anhedonium epidemic, whatever the it is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

See, I had the. This isn't funny. Like, I have the exact opposite thing with music where it, like, super affects me to the point, like, if I see live music, I will, like, tear up and cry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Just at certain. When certain notes are hit or not even because of the lyrics. Just like, I can go to the symphony and the music will make me tear up. And it's such.

[Christy Lee]

I hate it.

[Tom Griswold]

It.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I think it's wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Nothing like being with your. Your guy friends. They're like, are you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is that smoke on the wall?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

AC DC you crying?

[Christy Lee]

Why is hell's bells making you.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. Why are they gonna do.

[Tom Griswold]

They're doing some Enchanted Evening. I'm crying.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Christy Lee]

I'm, like, very affected by music as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the Gilligan's island theme.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that one's.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I get you.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it was only supposed to be three hours.

[Pat Godwin]

People got stuck forever, didn't they?

[Tom Griswold]

Just pornhub have a theme song. Josh, when you log on, do they have, like, a little.

[Christy Lee]

Don't they have, like, if there is a little sting or stinger or whatever? Yeah, I don't know what it is. It's. But if you click on a video and it has a pornhub logo, it'll kind of like when you click on Netflix. And it does that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, like, Law and Order has that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's some little porno version of that.

[Christy Lee]

There is for pornhub. Yeah. I haven't been on it in a. A few years. You guys know that I hate it. Yeah, me too. It's a disgusting company, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, let's move forward here.

[Pat Godwin]

A Pennsylvania school is helping cut costs for students by 3D printing violins. Dr. Laura Jacob, Superintendent of the California Area School District, told CBS News the idea of 3D printing came from the Ottawa Symphony Orchestra, who were using the plastic instruments professionally. She was able to tinker around with some models and print out a design that sounded good, quote unquote. With 70% of the district students considered low income, the $50 violins give students interested in music the opportunity to play without having to spend hundreds of dollars in rental fees. After printing more than 200 violins for students in just five years, Dr. Jacob now teaches a weekly 3D violin club.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I'm all for that. That's great. But Oscar and I were talking a little bit off. Free. They're free. If you want to play music in school, you get whatever instrument. And who would. Who's mad about their tax dollars going to that?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you'd be surprised.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you guys, I hate all taxes, but I'm. Hey, if you're gonna take my money, put it towards free instruments for kids.

[Tom Griswold]

But have you ever heard kids trying to play violin? It's really hard to learn.

[Christy Lee]

I played viola.

[Tom Griswold]

Did your. Oh, that's right. Because I remember your dad asked me if I had a 3D printer. He went to 3D, print some earplugs.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It had to have been rough.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How hard is Hot Cross Buns? Get the notes right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I remember Sam when he was first in the band. His first instrument was the tuba.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Tuba.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, tuba. We rent. We rented a tuba. I eventually bought one. I think it's in the basement over there still.

[Christy Lee]

Holy cow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But he ended up playing bass and then guitar, but. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Does he ever break out the tuba?

[Jeff Oskay]

I guess the ladies.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, you've seen his wife. He did very well.

[Christy Lee]

Dude, if your kid is playing football, do you have to buy his pads?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, usually.

[Tom Griswold]

Stop.

[Christy Lee]

Stop it. That's the. That's the free stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think we did. I think we just. Just reused them every year and they stunk.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

They were club pads. They belong to the team.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But the interesting thing here also is the fact that they were able to 3D print an inexpensive violin.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. How about that?

[Josh Arnold]

So are their parents are like, get in there and practice printing your violin right now. Young.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's great.

[Christy Lee]

They kind of cool to play an instrument you made.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, you fabricated with a machine, but still.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now it's time for our quiz once again. And what we're doing here is trying to enlighten you about the Silac Insurance Company. And we've been talking about it for a few months called an annuity. You want to get some information, you got to get it from the folks that know what they're talking about. The Silac people. Ergo, the Christy Lee three. Three questions regarding the frequently asked questions.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm a great test taker. You go.

[Tom Griswold]

Of the Silac Insurance Company Company. Question one. Dear Christy, I want to browse and read about all these Silac annuity options and choices. What is the Silac address for the Silac website?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, thank you for asking. Silacins.com that's s I l a c I n s dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

You got that one right. Okay, question two. This is an interesting thing. They got going on a 20% bonus. If you're going from a 401k to a Silac annuity, what is the phone number for that?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's simple. Just dial pound 250 on your cell phone. Say bonus 20. That number again. Pound 250 and just say bonus 20.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You're two for two. Christy Lee, would you be. I guess it wouldn't be too much for me to ask you to actually read the Silac disclaimer.

[Pat Godwin]

I'd be happy to consult your financial advisor. Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus recapture. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or cash terms and conditions apply. See silacins.com disclosures.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Christy Lee. Coming up, haircut anxiety. Do you have it, fellas?

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm not aware of this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's interesting, Pat, did you have haircut anxiety when I went to sports clips?

[Jeff Oskay]

I did because it was very. A lot of different people and, you know, I never said the right thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, we'll talk about that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of what it was.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if you're saying the right thing now.

[Pat Godwin]

Not mentioned a company.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you point at the poster and go Mohawk, please. Haircut stuff coming up. And we'll try to get Today in History squeezed in. We got some interesting stuff going on. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Thank you so much for joining us today. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Pat Godwin's there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

And hello. Jeff Oskay.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, man.

[Christy Lee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Josh. And we're all ensconced here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios coming to you live. And there's Tom Griswold, our captain. Oh, Captain.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm doing a little bit of research for today in History. Okay, good. I was afraid I stumbled on something really awesome. Awful. But it's okay. It's. It's. It's a. It's a positive.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Does anyone know who Belka is?

[Pat Godwin]

Who What?

[Tom Griswold]

Belka. Anybody got any ideas? They were a famous duo. Belka and Strela.

[Jeff Oskay]

Perfect strangers.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.

[Christy Lee]

And Larry.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you're gonna find out on a matterm. We. Can you. I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

My bad.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it's my fault.

[Christy Lee]

I was.

[Tom Griswold]

I was getting kind of concerned. Concerned?

[Christy Lee]

He was getting kind of concerned about his. Time now for history.

[Tom Griswold]

Am I supposed to do the intro by myself? Time now for today.

[Pat Godwin]

Were you not hearing that?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. I really did do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of mumbled it.

[Christy Lee]

I did kind of mumble. I did kind of mumble it, but everyone else heard it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And on this date in history, this is very important, of course. Tchaikowski boy. Spell that some time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he's got the blues, huh?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he does got a lot going on there.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The famous 1812 Overture debuted.

[Christy Lee]

What year? I don't think it was called the 1812 Overture because it came out in.

[Tom Griswold]

1882, and it's not about the War of 1812.

[Christy Lee]

It isn't?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Huh. No, it's not, really. It's that The War of 1812 was Great Britain in the U.S. yeah, but.

[Christy Lee]

I still just assumed I had something to do with it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's about some Russian thing.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. There was plenty going on then there, too. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here we go. It was written to commemorate Russia's defense against Napoleon's invading army in 1812. Ah. Specifically, the Battle of Borodino. Doesn't Borodino sound like some greasy lounge singer?

[Josh Arnold]

Wait, Napoleon was around in the 1800s?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, man. It wasn't that long ago. Is that what you're. Is that. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, I feel so. Like, I thought it was, like, a long, long time ago.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. For some reason. You think like 16. Yeah. Yeah, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry, I'm dumb.

[Pat Godwin]

No, you're not.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why we're doing.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, coming up, we have the. These unusual names as I. I just remembered a Belka and Strelka. Anybody want to guess?

[Christy Lee]

Juggling act.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Circus.

[Tom Griswold]

Good. Good guess. They became. They became. You're getting closer.

[Pat Godwin]

Ballerinas.

[Tom Griswold]

They became famous in 1960.

[Josh Arnold]

Siamese twins. I mean, conjoined twins.

[Tom Griswold]

Bears. What?

[Pat Godwin]

Bears. Dancing bears.

[Tom Griswold]

These are all good guesses. Ace is closest. There are two dogs, okay. Belka and Strelka.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, did they go up in the space program?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, they were rescued from Sputnik 5. So they were cosmonauts, Essentially, the first living organ. Excuse me. The first living organisms to return safely from space.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Because there was a. I think one of the earlier dogs that went up.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't come back alive. I wanted to make sure that before we honored. Belka and Stroke. They were. They came back and they were wagging their tails.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Good. Good boy. So what do you think one of them was like as. As they were being launched into space? One went, wouldn't it be great if we could put our heads out the window?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, this is fascinating.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just impressed. I could teach them how to fly a spaceship.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Flipping switches and hitting buttons.

[Tom Griswold]

Once they got back, the one said, the other, hey, listen, I'm not going out for a walk. The last time. Last time the guy said, you want to go for a walk? We ended up crying. We ended up pooping all over ourselves in that little. Little space capsule.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I didn't even think about that.

[Pat Godwin]

His little ears were flying back from the G forces.

[Tom Griswold]

And I. Forget about the. There is a. Gosh, I wish I knew this. There's something about I think Dr. David Wolf was telling us this. The astronaut. Not that there was a tradition of urinating on the tire of the vehicle that took them to the launch pad.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Sally Ride started that.

[Pat Godwin]

No, strictly.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't it? And didn't it start because one of the dogs peed in the tire and.

[Pat Godwin]

That'S the dog that came back a.

[Tom Griswold]

Lot and that was good luck or something.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

But then were I. Were the cosmonauts. Do they have zippers in those things?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

I would. How do you think they get them on and off inside the space capsule?

[Christy Lee]

Did they. Did the dogs have helmets on?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. These are all good questions. I know they had the microphones.

[Christy Lee]

Wouldn't the waist, like, fold around? Yeah, who knows?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe they were. They may have. I wonder if they gave them the little shot like sometimes you give your doggy for fourth of July to calm them down. Oh, yeah, they got that down. Oh, see, I'm sorry. We're still trying to do today in history, aren't we? I've. I've. I've strayed. In 1927, men, including Jim Thorpe, started the professional football league in Canton, Ohio. Seven guys. The first game, they got cream, the team had 12. Happy birthday. Benjamin Harrison. Now, you know, you know his connection to another president. He was born in 1833.

[Christy Lee]

No, the only Benjamin president I know is Franklin.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. That's good. He was the grandson to William Henry Harrison. It's the only grandfather grandson combo we've had. Oh, that's. So far we've had father, son. Well, you find history boring, of course. Josh, I'm so sorry. Did you ever meet your grandparents?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Remember?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I met my great grandparents.

[Pat Godwin]

Kidding.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you ever meet your grandparents?

[Pat Godwin]

Did you ever meet your grandparents?

[Tom Griswold]

They were dead when I was born.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's how they wanted it. Skills, before he gets you. Want to go drive in the river before this is finished?

[Jeff Oskay]

Damien showing up.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. Oh, Happy birthday to the great singer Robert plant. Born in 1948, of course, from Led Zeppelin. He has to be. He couldn't be a Bob, could he?

[Christy Lee]

Bob Plant?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Yeah, but see, Jimmy Page is Jimmy Page.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Do you think he could be a Robbie Plant? How do you feel about that? There you go. Robert.

[Pat Godwin]

He's so cool.

[Christy Lee]

He's great. That stuff with Allison Krause is great.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He had breakfast at a friend's house.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. He was in town doing a concert. You know who I'm talking about. And they Gave her a call and said, hey, we're gonna bring somebody over for breakfast. Didn't tell her who it was, and she laid out the spread and Robert Plant walked into her house, sat down and had breakfast.

[Jess Hooker]

That's cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it was very cool.

[Jeff Oskay]

Does anybody remember waffles?

[Tom Griswold]

That's the line. That's it. That's very, very good. Here's. Anybody remember Tim Cavanaugh's great joke about this birthday? 1954 is the birthday of Al Roker.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yes.

[Christy Lee]

So how old is he?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, 54. He'd be 71. Where does he live in New York?

[Pat Godwin]

I would. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I assume 71 and 71 by the airport. It's Tim's jokey Happy birthday to Daryl Abbott. Dime bag from Pantera. Sure. And a couple of other rock and roll. Fred Durst.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, sure.

[Jeff Oskay]

Little trivia Dime bag. What is buried in his coffin with his.

[Christy Lee]

Him.

[Josh Arnold]

Eddie Van Halen's guitar.

[Jeff Oskay]

You are exactly right.

[Pat Godwin]

Why Eddie Van Halen's guitar?

[Josh Arnold]

That was his idol.

[Jeff Oskay]

They were buddies.

[Pat Godwin]

Ah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The whole guitar.

[Jeff Oskay]

The original guitar.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

One of the crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

The tape on it. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

The Frankenstein one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. One of the crazier rock and roll deaths.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But in case anyone's listening and they hate me, that's how I want to go out and stand up while I'm on stage.

[Pat Godwin]

No, don't say that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how I want to go.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want to do that, Pat. You know what it's like to die.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was very funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. By the way, you guys have a secret show I can't even talk about coming up.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't even say the state or commonwealth it's in.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

It's so secret I don't even know about.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. It's unbelievable. Okay, and let's see, lastly, happy birthday. It's Demi Morbid. Demi Lovato, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Nope.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's the opposite.

[Jess Hooker]

Opposite.

[Christy Lee]

It.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's to me more in Demi Lovato.

[Christy Lee]

I believe so.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so Demi's got a Hemi, but.

[Christy Lee]

I often say Demi Moore.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay, so she's great actress.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Smoking.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And that's. That's our little bit of history for you today. Well, good. And you're very welcome. Time now to switch gears. And we just had haircuts. Yeah. A couple of us. And we have a weird haircut survey.

[Pat Godwin]

And it reveals the anxiety some men go through when getting said haircut.

[Christy Lee]

I'm so nervous about My haircut. I'm not friends with that guy. I don't ever want to be friends.

[Pat Godwin]

According to the Talker research poll of 2,000 US men commissioned by Sports Clips.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Trouble.

[Pat Godwin]

One in five reports feeling nervous asking their stylist or barber for a new hairstyle.

[Christy Lee]

Man up.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, a new hairstyle style.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Nearly 25% said they have been afraid to ask for specific haircuts in the past, even when they really wanted it.

[Christy Lee]

I'd like.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like a Mohawk, please. Well, Mr. Criswell, that's going to be rather difficult. You're just going to have a little striped on the back.

[Josh Arnold]

You have like a reverse mohawk.

[Christy Lee]

You have a hawk mole.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Nearly 60% have a specific person they'll go to to have their haircut.

[Christy Lee]

60.

[Pat Godwin]

60.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, that makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You go to the same person over and over and over and over and over. Right.

[Pat Godwin]

I just changed. It was awkward.

[Christy Lee]

What do you think?

[Pat Godwin]

And I love Christine, you know that.

[Christy Lee]

What do you think she said to pissed Christy off?

[Pat Godwin]

No, she didn't do anything. It's just. It's location, location, location.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's the thing.

[Christy Lee]

You were mad at her.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you just hated her.

[Pat Godwin]

But I don't hate Eddie. I love them all.

[Christy Lee]

You've said some terrible things about.

[Pat Godwin]

Jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Wouldn't you say that you're gonna start.

[Pat Godwin]

A fight and you don't even know it?

[Tom Griswold]

In some cases. I'm not sure I can tell this. I guess I can. In some cases, the. The haircut person gets as. As close to someone. For example, there'll be. There'll be people who rarely get touched by another human being. Yeah, but they get touched by their haircut person.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or they. There will be people that. That don't get to talk to people.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Hairstylists know everything.

[Tom Griswold]

That's one of the things I don't like. We were talking about this before, about Amazon, and you don't get to. My aunt would go. My aunt would spend an entire day going out to buy whatever she wants to buy coffee. She'd go to five stores because she wasn't conscious of it, but she was going out there to bother. Yeah, but these haircut people have to be psychologists.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Or they can. Shut up. Up. That's how I feel.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, a certain haircut person. A certain haircut person that I know was asked by her, one of her elderly clients, she said, in. In the event of my death, would you please do my hair?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Which I think is very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

And. And she did it. Yeah. Do you know who I'm talking about? She went to. She went to the. The funeral home and they positioned the. She had them position the body so she could do the shampoo. And the body started to slip into the sink. No. Anyway. But she didn't chuckle.

[Christy Lee]

Chuckle. What a hilarious story. I think that's. Isn't that very sweet?

[Jess Hooker]

That is.

[Tom Griswold]

That's really loyal.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, yes. And that's why a third of men said with specific stylists, their bond is so tight, they consider them to be practically family.

[Christy Lee]

And that's great because when you cut a dead person's hair, you know they're not going to tip well.

[Pat Godwin]

No, not at all. Yeah, the average guy gets their hair cut 10 times per year and has had the same hairstyle for seven years.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I'll have the same hairstyle for the rest of my life.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Bald. You know what I mean? What else can I do with it, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you could. You could do the skull it.

[Christy Lee]

I could grow it.

[Tom Griswold]

Long ponytail.

[Pat Godwin]

Have you convinced your man to change his hairstyle ever?

[Jess Hooker]

We are in the process.

[Pat Godwin]

See, I'm in the process, too, Jess.

[Jeff Oskay]

Why.

[Christy Lee]

Why change these guys? What are you doing?

[Jess Hooker]

His last haircut was too short. It was too short. And I said it. And that's what I said. I said, you're gonna grow it out. And now he's in that awkward phase of growing it out. And I was like, this looks really bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't say anything now.

[Pat Godwin]

I like it. I love it longer. And he's a big, high and tight guy. And it's.

[Jess Hooker]

It. It might have been a summer. Try to go shorter. But I was like, please don't ever do that again.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He likes it.

[Pat Godwin]

All right, stop.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. He likes it out.

[Tom Griswold]

I like a high attack. It's a great joke.

[Pat Godwin]

I would like to finish this sentence. Tom, would you finish this for me? Because you forgot the word.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

85% of respondents feel confident with their penis haircuts.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I was gonna say haircuts, but I didn't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Goodness.

[Josh Arnold]

My only haircut anxiety is if she's gonna lay her breast on my shoulder.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't like that?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, she's my mother in law, so it's always a little awkward.

[Tom Griswold]

Better.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Jugsy woman.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she's got a lot up.

[Pat Godwin]

When we come back, we'll talk about the top 10 hairstylists men think they can pull off.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I've told you this before. Back in fifth grade, I loved Moonlighting and I love Bruce Willis. And I wanted his haircut. So my parents had card club or whatever. I got out the clippers and I gave myself what, come to find out, is a receding hairline.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And my parents came home and they're like, what'd you do? And I go, I gave myself a Bruce Willis haircut. And they go, no, that's just how his hair grows. So they took me to the barber. They took me to Mac and Max. Like, what the hell did you do? I was like, I gave myself the Bruce Willis.

[Christy Lee]

He goes, you idiot.

[Josh Arnold]

That guy has horrible hair. Like, that's not on purpose.

[Jess Hooker]

That's balding.

[Josh Arnold]

And so, yeah, I had to have my whole head shaved so I didn't look like an idiot.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we'll find out what the. What is it? The top 10 haircuts men think they can pull off. Yep. Okay. Certainly look forward to that. Right now, I want to remind you that we got the cameras going and you can watch us on YouTube and you can watch it later on if you want. But also, we have cameras from Simplisafe up and running because they're part of our security system. And you can have mature house, too. Chick brought these around years ago, way before we started talking about it on the radio. He came in one Monday and said, hey, I put a security system in my house over the weekend. I did it in an hour. And Simplisafe, they've become good friends of the show, and they've really gotten a lot more advanced over the years. It's still easy to put in if you want to do it yourself. They've also got folks that'll come over to your place and put it in for you. And Simplisafe has, like I said, some new stuff, including this new active guard outdoor protection system to help stop break ins. And the way it works is they've got AI based cameras that are looking around, and if they see someone lurking out there, they'll actually. They're capable of alerting those folks, hey, we're watching you. Don't break in. They can actually stop the break in before it happens at Simplisafe. So find out what I'm talking about. Find out why Simplisafe has no weird contracts, no hidden fees. And this is important. CNET has named Simplisafe the best home security system again, this time for the year 2025. 4 million plus Americans trust SimpliSafe. Some of those monitoring plans start at about a buck a day. Just think about that. You'll feel a lot more secure and there's of course, a 60 day money back guarantee. Visit simplisafetom.com and claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free. That's simplisafetom.com there's no safe like simplisafe. And we thank them very much. And they're watching us right now. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Stop picking your nose, Josh. They're watching. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening. Portions of the show brought to you.

[Jeff Oskay]

By Josh Campion Windows.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hi there. Bob and Tom show broadcasting live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's there.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Pat Godwin. Jess Hooker over there.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry, Pat. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, you want to go fish?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, man, I do. And there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Right now in like an hour and a half.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

There's, there's Tommy boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Reading the mail. We were talking about haircuts. Dear Bob and Tom Show. Back in grade school, me and my buddy thought we'd pocket our haircut money.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So we just cut each other's hair. Great.

[Jeff Oskay]

Great idea.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Christy Lee]

I love everything about it.

[Tom Griswold]

We use the electric dog grooming clippers.

[Jeff Oskay]

That'll work.

[Tom Griswold]

We thought no one would be the wiser. We were wrong. Thank you. Appreciate the.

[Pat Godwin]

Everybody's done that to their sibling, right? Cut their bag. I cut my sister's bangs. Right. For the big family photo because I thought I was helping out and I mean, they were clear up. We have the photos to prove it. My mom, oh, you can imagine, she was not happy.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we have been discussing haircuts because of this haircut survey. What the main thing is what 20% of men are extremely nervous about asking for a different haircut.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. One in five.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep. But we have the. About 85% of respondents feel confident with their haircuts. Is that what you said?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. So that's, that's a good thing. The top 10 hairstyles men think they can pull off, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Number one, letting it grow out. 30%. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the broccoli thing?

[Pat Godwin]

No. Just let your hair grow out.

[Jess Hooker]

No, natural, like, like, like Jeff's is grown out from his regular yearly haircut, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, it's grown out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. It's just all one length. It's the same.

[Tom Griswold]

But the, the broccoli thing is where they, that's a Whole shorten the side. Then it's all.

[Pat Godwin]

Then it's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of like a.

[Jess Hooker]

Very popular with high school kids.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh my goodness. I asked my daughter the other day, I go, what's up with these boys hair? Like, why do they wear it like that? She goes, because it makes them look cute.

[Christy Lee]

Also the girls are on board.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they love it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

The broccoli's not on here because I think they interviewed or asked men, not kids.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I see. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

The second one is the fully shaved bald.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I did.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. That's very common.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But not everybody can pull it off.

[Pat Godwin]

20 think they can.

[Christy Lee]

If I grew my. When I grow my hair out, don't I look more bald than if I have it real short?

[Jeff Oskay]

I like it short. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I, Yeah, I don't think so.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

I agree with you. But. Yeah, I feel like I.

[Tom Griswold]

But shaved head like on some people makes them look sick.

[Josh Arnold]

There's some ugly bald heads.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Denty and bumpy. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You're like, what hit that there?

[Pat Godwin]

What monkey bars did you fall on?

[Christy Lee]

Or some look almost pock marked.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder what I would look like.

[Josh Arnold]

I like the fat dudes with the rolls in the back of their head.

[Jeff Oskay]

That are shaved like hot dogs back there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

How about the middle part? Long hair hair look 15 feel they can pull that off.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

That was middle hair, long part.

[Tom Griswold]

Like alfalfa. Like Alfalfa and little.

[Pat Godwin]

No, you're thinking long. You're ducking. Long hair.

[Jess Hooker]

Like hippie hair.

[Pat Godwin]

Like hippie hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Not alpha part in the middle.

[Christy Lee]

But his was all greased down.

[Pat Godwin]

And it was not long. It wasn't to his shoulders.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that, that used to be a very common look. Almost feathered, parted in the middle.

[Pat Godwin]

And long hair, it was very common.

[Tom Griswold]

Very rock and roll.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you ever back feather your hair?

[Christy Lee]

When?

[Josh Arnold]

Back in the day.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, you cut it. Kinda. Kinda.

[Jess Hooker]

My hair's curly.

[Christy Lee]

Not so much. Yeah. But when I was younger, my hair got curlier as I got older. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

A certain type of mousse. So I tarred in feathered. Feathered. Last like that for days.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes months.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Getting a hard side part. 15% feel they can pull that off?

[Christy Lee]

Off.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

What does that mean?

[Pat Godwin]

Look where it's parted here.

[Christy Lee]

Almost. Mad Men.

[Pat Godwin]

Like a comb over. Almost.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I would say that.

[Tom Griswold]

JFK.

[Pat Godwin]

Spiked hair. 10 of the guys think they can pull that off.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they need a time machine or can they do it?

[Pat Godwin]

Spiked hair, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not happening anymore, is it?

[Jeff Oskay]

I haven't really seen it.

[Jess Hooker]

I think Jason's hair naturally spikes a little.

[Christy Lee]

It kind of does. Yeah. And it doesn't.

[Jess Hooker]

And he has a wave that kind of goes back.

[Tom Griswold]

So this isn't the. Yeah, like the. The blonde hair.

[Pat Godwin]

Rod Stewart's still spiking his hair.

[Jess Hooker]

That's Rod Stewart, though.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

He's timeless.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's starting to look scary.

[Pat Godwin]

He's not either. At 80, he looks great.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

I think he.

[Christy Lee]

You think he'd look younger with that sperm diet he was on.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, yesterday morning. He couldn't wake up Maggie. She had a dnr. Do not resuscitate Rod, if you're listening.

[Jeff Oskay]

What did Rod do to get that story?

[Christy Lee]

I did a bunch of sucky songs.

[Tom Griswold]

Maggie May. After. After hearing that they should destroy the mandolin.

[Jeff Oskay]

I actually like.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you, Jeff.

[Christy Lee]

I used to love it. It was on a compilation cd.

[Tom Griswold]

I had.

[Christy Lee]

My problem is I wore it out.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

One of my favorite storyteller.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. It was number one at WABC in New York and they played it every hour.

[Jeff Oskay]

Power alliance show.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It sounds like the same thing happened to Tom and I. We just got burned out.

[Pat Godwin]

Can we leave Rod Stewart alone?

[Christy Lee]

I love Forever Young. That's my favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Oh, no, I like the stuff with the faces.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, of course.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that stuff's great.

[Josh Arnold]

The thing I never.

[Christy Lee]

I've.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been to one Rod Stewart concert and the entire concert, soccer balls would fall from the sky and he would kick them out into the crowd mid song.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

He owned a team for a while.

[Jess Hooker]

He was a big football fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But that's the weirdest.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, he's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he was good.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he got it to the upper level. You should have seen. He was kicking him far.

[Christy Lee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but just randomly. A ball would fall from the sky. He would punt it out to the crowd.

[Christy Lee]

It was the weirdest thing to me.

[Jess Hooker]

That's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

And his tribute to the American songbook albums I think are among the highest selling albums of all time. Really? Where he did all the classic American songbooks.

[Pat Godwin]

Back to hair highlights going back to Rod Stewart.

[Tom Griswold]

This is for men.

[Pat Godwin]

For men. 10% feel they can pull that off.

[Christy Lee]

I absolutely. If this had been okay when I was younger, I would have been a blue hair type guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Would you.

[Christy Lee]

I would have gotten the different red blue on the black. I always wanted the bleached or. Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

That peroxide.

[Pat Godwin]

The bleached buzz cut is 7% think they can.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, buzz cut. I wanted it when my hair was still long. So I have that. So I would have black.

[Jeff Oskay]

I did that one once.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, you want like the Guy Fieri.

[Christy Lee]

Not the frosted tips type look.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I wanted the kind of like sun kissed.

[Jeff Oskay]

I look like. I look like Eminem's dad.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, I wanted mostly blonde but with black roots.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. I'm really glad you didn't. I'm really glad you didn't do that because I'm, I enjoyed meeting your dad. And if you had done that, he would have taken himself out five years earlier. Before I met him, he was a, he was a badass. He was war hero, Vietnam combat veterans veteran, and a good man.

[Christy Lee]

He was a fan of crew cuts. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

10% feel they could pull off the greased back hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think I can, but I've been recommended to me.

[Jeff Oskay]

The Wall Street.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The Pat riley.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

8% feel they can pull off a mullet.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I think anybody that's more popular again now.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they're back. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of like almost like a, a faux hawk mullet. Like they do. Real short on the sides, longer on the top, and super long in the back.

[Pat Godwin]

I feel they could do a mohawk.

[Jeff Oskay]

So I had the David Cassidy Marlo Thomas flip flop.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. There you go. That's nice.

[Jeff Oskay]

That was a good look.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, it probably was then, right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Back then, it just, it just became so long. It flipped out like this.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it was last year.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think 8% of men could pull off a Mohawk.

[Pat Godwin]

They think they can pull off a mohawk.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

You're thinking differently. They think they can. It doesn't mean.

[Tom Griswold]

I see a Mohawk and I'm thinking, okay, this is either some sports thing or this guy's gonna start shooting it now. All men.

[Christy Lee]

Now.

[Jeff Oskay]

All men should pull off a toupee.

[Pat Godwin]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Are we gonna do. We threatened to do toupee more morning here where we.

[Jess Hooker]

I've started collecting them every time I see one on Amazon. That looks fun.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Just eventually they just get hot.

[Pat Godwin]

They are. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I, I this. Speaking of polls, is this true that conf. 85 of men think they could land an airplane?

[Christy Lee]

I know. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I, I know for sure. I could.

[Pat Godwin]

I could.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, absolutely not.

[Pat Godwin]

I could land in there. You could land.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's one button.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I can.

[Pat Godwin]

I can not. One button.

[Tom Griswold]

I can barely dock a sailboat. I could not.

[Pat Godwin]

You could easily take off in an airplane.

[Christy Lee]

That's one button.

[Jeff Oskay]

Also, seriously, there should just be two buttons.

[Tom Griswold]

These are skilled pilots.

[Josh Arnold]

I watched my 8 year old fly a plane, take off and land it. I could do it. It's not that hard.

[Jeff Oskay]

Your son took lessons, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but he wasn't, he wasn't eight, was he?

[Josh Arnold]

He was, he was young. He was like 10.

[Christy Lee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he was way. It was terrifying.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Why the hell did you see over the dash?

[Josh Arnold]

No, not really.

[Pat Godwin]

I could, I had trouble as an adult.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that was the terrifying part was he was in the driver, you know, the pilot seat. And then there was like a 400 pound co pilot, his instructor. And I'm in the back seat and I'm like, man, if this fat guy has a heart attack, I can't even like switch spots with him to like help land.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Luckily we landed fine.

[Christy Lee]

There was no hard attack. Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I had to get a booster seat. I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they traditional barbershops still have the thing like in the Andy Griffith show with the picture, you know, the crew.

[Jeff Oskay]

Cut, the climate change. The traditional ones do.

[Tom Griswold]

They do have that.

[Jeff Oskay]

There are a couple in Sarasota that had that.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, do you ever walk in and ask for like a celebrity? Hey, can you, you know, I'd like, you know, haircut like Jeff Beck?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I've never done that.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I tried that and I came out looking like Larry David. I specifically asked for the Robert Plant. I don't know what the hell is wrong with him. Well, thank you very much. Coming up, we have is your shrimp radioactive? Radioactive? We'll find out from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bobandtom.com contest rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom show generator.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Pat Godwin's at the keybard and guitar desk.

[Tom Griswold]

The keyboard, the keyboard.

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes my Missouri comes out. There's Jess Hooker. Hi, Jeff. Oskar's there.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, man.

[Christy Lee]

Ace Cosby's over there. Hello, I'm Josh Arnold and there's Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Thanks for joining us.

[Pat Godwin]

I want to hear a Pat song.

[Jeff Oskay]

I got things.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you got?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I know we have, I think we've got a couple science stories that may lead to a song. One of them involves outer space. One of them involves birds that fly.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay. If You've ever wondered how to correctly pronounce the name of the seventh planet in our solar system? Experts have an answer.

[Christy Lee]

It's Mars.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not Mars.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, mares.

[Pat Godwin]

According to mental floss, scientists, broadcasters and other official sources generally favor the Uranus pronunciation of Uranus. Of Uranus. Less funny, linguist James Harbeck explained that Uranus might seem more natural to English speakers.

[Tom Griswold]

Uranus.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Uranus may sound more like.

[Jeff Oskay]

Just let Tom read it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I know, much like anus and uranium. But Merriam Webster lists Uranus first and Uranus second.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Uranus second, Josh?

[Christy Lee]

Well, number two. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Meanwhile the Oxford English Dictionary lists. Go ahead, Tom. You pronounce all these because they all look exactly the same to me.

[Tom Griswold]

Uranus or Uranus.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

An un instead of a ain.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's the. The essence of this story is there's no right answer.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Either are correct.

[Christy Lee]

It's Uranus. But there's embarrassment.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that all. Isn't that it?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's all it is.

[Pat Godwin]

And there wasn't for many, many years nobody giggled.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you mean you don't know? You giggled in grade school.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, of course the English astronomer John Flamsteed of course was the man who discovered Uranus. Oh, you know those English, they, you know, very horny at those boys schools. First he discovered his roomies Uranus.

[Pat Godwin]

NASA's Webb Space Telescope has found a new tiny moon orbiting Uranus. The space agency said the latest member of the gas giants lunar gang appears to be just six miles wide. Scientists think it hid for so long, even eluding the Voyager 2 spacecraft during its flyby about 40 years ago.

[Christy Lee]

It wasn't hiding. They just didn't see it because of.

[Pat Godwin]

Its faintness and small size. The moon, the new moon, which has not yet been named New moon of Uranus, brings the planet's total lunar count to 29. Uranus. Uranus has 28 known moons now. 29.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That are named after characters from Shakespeare. Oh, I guess Shakespeare and Alexander Pope.

[Christy Lee]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

29 moons would be a cool name for a band. Oh my God.

[Jess Hooker]

Or it sounds like a sex move.

[Tom Griswold]

That would have to be in an orgy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. That's a gang bang for sure.

[Pat Godwin]

And that could be more bite sized moons waiting to be found around Uranus, according to scientists.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are dingleberries. Those aren't.

[Tom Griswold]

This is like Elon Musk's kids. They think they're 12. Who knows, maybe, maybe another one coming around the corner. Once again. We're checking in with the science desk at the Silence Black Insurance news desk with Christy Lee and a new study.

[Pat Godwin]

Scientists report that most seabirds only defecate while in flight.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Researchers strap tiny.

[Christy Lee]

Wouldn't you.

[Pat Godwin]

Researchers strap tiny little buckets. No. Backward facing cameras. To the undersides of seabirds known as streaked shearwaters. And documented more than 200 defecation events.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that. That's a great way to frame phrase it.

[Jess Hooker]

Events.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a defecation event. You would raise your.

[Josh Arnold]

You had a defecation event while flying, didn't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, Unfortunately. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I think he has one weekly.

[Pat Godwin]

They found the birds almost always relieve themselves while flying, often within minutes of takeoff.

[Tom Griswold]

Usually within minutes of my car. What did they think?

[Pat Godwin]

In some cases, birds even just take off just to poop.

[Christy Lee]

They think maybe they landed on beaches or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Goose. Judging by the sidewalks where I like to go, the geese, they'll. They poop when they're walking.

[Christy Lee]

Seems to be. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But seabirds do it while airborne.

[Christy Lee]

That's kind of cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep. Scientists believe the habit may help seabirds stay clean, avoid predators, and fertilize the ocean below.

[Christy Lee]

Like the guy. Be the guy. That's to study the footage of the backwards camera on the.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you like to be the guy taking the footage?

[Christy Lee]

Well, they said they strapped it to.

[Josh Arnold]

The bottom of the birds.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I missed. I was worse today and just had to stare at a bunch of albatross ales.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, there's something. The birds go to the bathroom apparently every four to ten minutes, too.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow, that's too much.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Still, one of the funniest Internet videos is when the kids gave laxatives to the pigeons.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Jess Hooker]

Or the seagulls. And they just destroy the beach. And people are losing their mind.

[Christy Lee]

Honey, we're gonna need a new parasol.

[Tom Griswold]

That is terrible.

[Jess Hooker]

It's so funny, though.

[Christy Lee]

Pat, sing us.

[Jeff Oskay]

I am singing this under protest.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I love when you do.

[Jeff Oskay]

This was forced on me.

[Tom Griswold]

This. Is this about the seagulls that only poop when they're flying?

[Jeff Oskay]

Seabirds keep on pooping Pooping into the ocean.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, look at him. Look at him.

[Jeff Oskay]

Seabirds poop on people.

[Christy Lee]

People, people. While they're putting. Why would you do this? In protest.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It's so good.

[Jeff Oskay]

I want to crap like a seagull Only in the air. Crap like a seagull and all the cars down there. I want to crap like a seagull. The white stuff is pee. Dark spot in the middle is poopy.

[Josh Arnold]

I loved it.

[Christy Lee]

That's all.

[Jeff Oskay]

Tommy G. Yeah. That's our leader.

[Josh Arnold]

So sorry. So is that why you're protesting? Because that's the best song you've done this week, all year.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not true. No, Pat's got a great new one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I. I'm gonna be singing that tonight and hating both of you.

[Jeff Oskay]

You know, here's the thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

He did the intercom thing with me. He goes, hey, you could do crap like a seagull. And I actually went, really? You know, with everything going on around us, sure, just do it. Just do your job.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Jess Hooker]

You know, can we start recording these pre show conversations like an hour before the show? You two going back and forth on the intercom, Please.

[Tom Griswold]

You wouldn't want to hear. Today's conversation was I said, I may have to get up in the middle of this. I've got an issue, actually. Much like a seagull right now, I. Now I know where they got the idea for jet propulsion. Okay, coming up. Christy Lee, what you got over there?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, we don't want you eating radioactive shrimp. We have a guy who spent a lot of money on Pokemon cards. Cards. That's not too bad in itself, but it wasn't his money, so he's going to jail.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll talk about that. Amount of money is what is staggering, how much some of these Pokemon cards are worth.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta find all those ones I bought back in the day.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's a gold mine, a notebook of them somewhere. I would like to get those.

[Christy Lee]

Those were used as rolling papers.

[Jeff Oskay]

These are for your kids, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we're sold to buy marijuana for those rolling papers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I have. I remember putting him in one of those notebooks. With the little glass.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Jess Hooker]

The great big binders. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

With the glassine, whatever it is. You'd slip the cards in and we had it all set up and they'd. They would, you know, sit. Go to the pool for the summer. They'd sit there and then trade in those cards. Then, of course, years later, these are worthless. I just hope we didn't throw it away.

[Jess Hooker]

I bet you didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I wouldn't have, but no.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, someone else.

[Tom Griswold]

People are. Was cleaning up after me because they think I'm a hoarder.

[Christy Lee]

You are.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if I'd hoarded those, they could get a new car right now. I want to remind you that the official earbud of the Bob and Tom show is the Raycon, your bud. And this message is brought to you by Raycon and Raycon, they've done something really cool. They've taken a classic and made it even better. The fan favorite, the Raycon Everyday Earbud classic now has active noise cancellation so they sound better than ever. And the Raycon earbuds sound great. And they're also designed so they don't fall out of your ear, which is very important if you're walking around, but you're walking the dogs, you're making some phone calls, you want to have a great pair of earbuds. And Raycons are the ones, like I said, they're about half the price of those fancy white ones that keep falling out of your ear. And pair that with 8 hours of playtime in 32 hours of battery life. Your Raycons don't even have to leave yours. They're great for traveling. I also love the Raycon headphones over the ear. Headphones are terrific when you're traveling with your kids. They'll be nice and quiet in the backseat while they play their games, etc, etc. Go to buyraycon.com Tom that'll knock 20% off the fan favorite Everyday Earbuds from Raycon, the Everyday Earbud Classics right now. Raycon offering 20% off off their everyday earbuds. That's buyraycon.com Tom buyraycon.com Tom coming up, Pokemon and radioactive food. Well, we'll find out what that's all about. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker, Jeff Oskar, Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Josh. Good to see you, sir.

[Christy Lee]

Great seeing you.

[Tom Griswold]

A technical matter. The segment known as Sexy Time. Yes. Which ordinarily takes place right here.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Will be taking place tomorrow.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, so. So I'm wasting this boner.

[Pat Godwin]

We don't want. You don't want us to do our own sexy time?

[Jeff Oskay]

Waste a boner?

[Tom Griswold]

No, we'll just move on. Christy, I have something for you over here.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, what do you have?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you were saying we didn't have a world record. Do we have the stupid world record music?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This technically, I guess, is one.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you'll like this one, Josh. This guy's name is Dean Stokes. He has set the record for the most roller coasters ridden in a single week. Wow. Over the course of seven days, he climbed aboard 55 different roller coasters across multiple parks.

[Christy Lee]

Amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

The Guinness World record people have confirmed the feat. He now joins an elite group of amusement riders who have taken their love of roller coasters to world record heights. According to the. To the Guinness people.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

What's your favorite? Do you have a favorite roller coaster?

[Christy Lee]

Boy, I'd have to think about it a little bit. There was Millennium Force, I think it's called At Cedar Point is just. Just awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

I did a little homework. You could get this record fairly easily because within six hours of where you're sitting, by my count, there are 70 major roller coasters.

[Pat Godwin]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

Within six hours, you say?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So if you've got a week to do it.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you could do it and like.

[Josh Arnold]

$7,000 in entry fees.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, do it. And probably about $2,500 in Dramamine or.

[Tom Griswold]

You think you'd have a problem after a while.

[Christy Lee]

After a while.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought you were gonna say funnel cakes.

[Christy Lee]

No, that wouldn't be 2, $500.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, and you got to figure a time waiting in line, so that could factor.

[Tom Griswold]

I think if you contacted each one of the right parks and said, look, I'm trying to get the Guinness Record.

[Christy Lee]

I bet that guy did.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll be there. I'll be there at 2 o' clock on Tuesday. Whatever. They'd escort you there and have the cameras rolling.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are you of the age where you can actually ride them? It doesn't. You don't get vertical.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's. I do. It is starting to affect me now. Yeah, yeah. The. The ear. Yeah. Middle ear is getting a little harder than the crystals.

[Jeff Oskay]

Start to get out of my.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but this could be done. So this, this Dean Stokes guy is just waiting to get it beaten by someone here in America. He. He went. All these roller coasters were in England.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you're looking for something to do, want to get a world record, this is the one I would aim for. Hit America. You can get seven. You can easily get 70 coasters in seven days.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of fun rides out there.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to do 70 bumper cars in 70 days.

[Tom Griswold]

Just.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like the roller coasters. I like knocking little kids around.

[Pat Godwin]

They still let you hit them pretty hard, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, if you time it right.

[Tom Griswold]

That was just at the state fair. I. Even though it was hot, I put on a three piece suit and said that I was a plaintiff's lawyer and was helping the kids.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Sue the guy that just ran. Your honor, he was in a bumper car, got slammed from behind. My client has no insurance. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

I love the smell of bumper cars.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Ozone. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That has to be really bad. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's got to be like breathing in metal shape.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The guy, the guy. The guys, the guys that work, work there get some horrific coating on their lungs.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. My grandpa died of bumper car lungs. When you guys grew, growing up, did you say Dodgem cars or bumper cars?

[Josh Arnold]

Bumper.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, same here. Yeah. But, but my parents called them Dodge.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Dodgy may have been the name brand of the.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Because. Because in those they have the pole that goes up from the bumper car that hits the electric thing in the ceiling.

[Pat Godwin]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that still the way they do it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But there have been. I'm sure you've seen street legal bumper cars. No.

[Pat Godwin]

What.

[Christy Lee]

That's really hard to believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. People modify a bumper car.

[Christy Lee]

But.

[Pat Godwin]

But, and they drive them on the street.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They're novelty item. But.

[Josh Arnold]

And what's funny is the one I saw still had like the pole that went up in the back.

[Jeff Oskay]

We had the story.

[Christy Lee]

We had one where a guy took us essentially what the, the. The chassis of a car.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And turned it into one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That looked like a large bumper car.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Those could be fun. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Instead of golf carts in those old neighborhoods, everybody's driving around bumper cars.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd be in, ramming into.

[Pat Godwin]

People still have the bumper part on them. Like the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they look. Yeah, they look like a bumper car. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Bumper boats are fun too.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Uhhuh. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Especially the ones with the spray nozzle.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, those are. Those are a good time.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never done that, that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you haven't done the bumper bones water cannon. You can blast a kid in the face from like two feet away.

[Jess Hooker]

With kids.

[Christy Lee]

No, man. They're everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Really. Are they. Are they on a.

[Christy Lee]

And those have been around for 45 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a giant portable pool.

[Christy Lee]

No, no. They're usually in like a regular, regular theme park.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Have you ever like been on vacation and they have the like lake on the side of the road and it's got the huge inflatable playground on it. Basically it's all water slides.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, those are cool.

[Pat Godwin]

They are so cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Your kids would love that, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we went to Sharks a lake.

[Pat Godwin]

There are no sharks.

[Tom Griswold]

We're in the Caribbean and there's this half sunk boat that's sort of sitting on a reef.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I know exactly what you're talking. They had all kinds of slides you could swing out, out and drop. I was.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they turned it into like a big adventure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was. And it was sort of typical Caribbean. What's the word I'm looking for? Theme on unlicensed.

[Jess Hooker]

Theme.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of those places lacking osha.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly. The osha. Less ocean.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you let your kids play on it?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, it was fun. And then we were doing it for a long time and I remember treading water thinking, this is so amazing. I wonder if there are any sharks around here. Yeah, it was really just that dream thing where you swing off a boat and go flying.

[Christy Lee]

That's fun.

[Jess Hooker]

That is fun.

[Tom Griswold]

But a lot of rust.

[Pat Godwin]

That's why with the plastic inflatable ones, you don't have that problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, I'm sure those are inspected and you know.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. The Food and Drug Administration, speaking of inspections, is warning consumers not to eat certain frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to concerns they may be contaminated with radiation.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I. I already wasn't eating frozen shrimp from Walmart.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you what.

[Christy Lee]

Not a concern of mine.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, my favorite shrimp cocktail is the famous St. Elmo's.

[Pat Godwin]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's not. That's not radiation, but it sure is hot. Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

U.S. customs and Border Protection detected traces of. Is it CCM 137 in shipping containers at four U.S. port.

[Tom Griswold]

How would that happen?

[Pat Godwin]

Tests later confirmed the radioactive isotope in shrimp imported from Indonesia's.

[Christy Lee]

Did you hear they recalled the Indonesian shrimp sold at Walmart? You don't say.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Really. Oh, is that the Chernobyl brand? I didn't know.

[Pat Godwin]

The agency has published a list of great value brand frozen raw shrimp products. Yeah, it's a great value.

[Tom Griswold]

Not the radiation that'll kill you. It's the mud vein.

[Pat Godwin]

And it should not be eaten, sold or served. Officials warn that the external exposure to large amounts of this thing can cause burns, acute radiation sickness, and in severe cases, death. Well, I'm sure it's not that much.

[Tom Griswold]

What if it gives you superpowers?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, what if it does?

[Tom Griswold]

What would the superpower get from eating a radioactive shrimp from Walmart?

[Christy Lee]

You can.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, what aisle is your shrimp in?

[Christy Lee]

I'm the pincer.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you got those pinchy hands. Okay, the shrimp.

[Christy Lee]

I can swim backwards.

[Tom Griswold]

There probably isn't a superhero called the shrimp, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Probably not.

[Jess Hooker]

The prawn. You could go with the prawn.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

A little scarier.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the pawn is scary.

[Christy Lee]

They tend to be bigger. Yeah, I think maybe prawns have pincers and shrimp don't.

[Jess Hooker]

That might be true.

[Tom Griswold]

Lobster Man. Is there a lobster Man?

[Josh Arnold]

Superhero.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

There was a lobster man. Freak show.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Lobster.

[Jeff Oskay]

Lobster boy.

[Christy Lee]

Lobster.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's so depressing.

[Christy Lee]

Shrimp are just bugs.

[Josh Arnold]

They're sea bugs.

[Pat Godwin]

They are.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

But if you take quantum feeders, they eat poop.

[Christy Lee]

They're the roaches of the sea. But man, they're delicious. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If you take away the radiation, though, how am I gonna have my midnight cocktail without I can't see them?

[Christy Lee]

Shrimp cocktail.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I like my radiated shrimp cocktail. For a midnight snack.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of hair loss, tooth loss. Get real skinny.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you like your shrimp? You like them. You like them battered? You like them coconut? You like the just straight.

[Pat Godwin]

Straight up.

[Jeff Oskay]

Straight up with a good sauce.

[Pat Godwin]

Nice grilled.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I really do. Like all kinds.

[Josh Arnold]

The first time I ever got popcorn shrimp, I was angry.

[Christy Lee]

You were? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm like, these aren't shrimps. They're too tiny.

[Christy Lee]

Were you not a kid the first time I had him? I was a kid and I loved them.

[Josh Arnold]

I was a kid. But no, I. I wanted the big. To me, they didn't look like shrimp. I thought they were. Pass off something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

What do they call those? Salad shrimp? The ones that are like insanely tiny.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't like that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you ever have the sea monkeys? Those were little shrimp, right?

[Jess Hooker]

You're not supposed to eat those.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I just met as a kid.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. As a pet.

[Josh Arnold]

My poor.

[Jeff Oskay]

Were you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we were poor. We had to raise our own shrimps.

[Christy Lee]

You need 5,000 of them.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're just joining us, hello. This is the Bomb and Tom program coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And you guys are big movie fans, so. And although maybe you're not big car guys, but the Movie Car museum is.

[Pat Godwin]

A Colorado museum devoted to iconic movie cars is shutting down and selling their collection.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, what car would you buy?

[Pat Godwin]

Rods and Bond started with the movie prop rental business back in 2017 and evolved into include a museum aspect in 2021.

[Christy Lee]

Was it rods and bods? A San Francisco bar?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Owner Zach Lawford said that there will be 463 pieces up for auction, including movie cars, trucks, signs, gas pumps, pedal cars, and other screen use memorabilia.

[Christy Lee]

Tell me about pedal cars. What?

[Pat Godwin]

Those little pedal cars, like, they have like.

[Tom Griswold]

They're like bicycle pedals.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. But they're. They're small. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Some notables include the recreation of the Dumb and Dumber Mutt cuts van.

[Christy Lee]

That's great. Looks like a dog.

[Pat Godwin]

Ghostbusters hearse from the 2016 film the Ecto One, please. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

We just want. We want the proper respect. How about the Blues Mobile?

[Pat Godwin]

Somebody has the blues mobile, don't they?

[Christy Lee]

Some of the House of Blues have some, but I don't know if they're the originals.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of this stuff goes out on tour at various car shows and in some cases there's more than one.

[Christy Lee]

I met Christine.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the Plymouth.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Like three different James Bond death, or, excuse me, James Dean death cars out there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's grizzly. I don't want to. Yeah, I have no.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that's because it was just parts.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I think there's a couple of fake ones.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's. That's. Boy, that's. That's bad. Bad juju that you're putting out there.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, man.

[Christy Lee]

I took a car and I fake it. It's. I say it's James Dean's death car.

[Jeff Oskay]

I drove by the spot where that happened.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, in Arizona.

[Jess Hooker]

No, he was born near here.

[Jeff Oskay]

I meant. I meant the crash site, not the birth. Pay attention.

[Tom Griswold]

You wanna. If you wanna go by the birth site, that's much easier. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Fair amount, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's no. No loose parts or anything.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Here's a pedal car. Josh.

[Christy Lee]

They're like, like my grandparents had one of those.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Heavy metal, like. Like bikes for kids.

[Pat Godwin]

They have like tractors and rusted to hell.

[Christy Lee]

But man, we. We would ride it down a hill in their backyard.

[Pat Godwin]

Our bids $10. We could get you one.

[Christy Lee]

I want to be Jane. Jane Mansfield. No, I get to be Shane, man.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it a tricycle that he rides in the Omen?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Around the balcony.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I wonder where that is.

[Christy Lee]

Boy. Poor. Is it Lee R. Boy, oh boy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that's a scary movie.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. The. The tricycle. The Omen tricycle would be fun to see.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I can get you a life size Beetlejuice animated prop as part of this.

[Christy Lee]

What is it?

[Pat Godwin]

Current bid is $325.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's pretty cheap. Yeah. Is it real?

[Pat Godwin]

It looks. It looks like Beetlejuice. Oh, I see.

[Christy Lee]

It's a Beetlejuice looking mannequin guy. That something you might find at Spear Spirit.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure. Oh, boy. Have you been to Spirit yet?

[Christy Lee]

No. No.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, we went this week. Sophie was home. I went to Spirit Halloween.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's August.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't care. It's scared me to death. There were some things.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the Halloween stuff's out already.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they have a bunch of stores.

[Pat Godwin]

They have things that are like three $400 that are just so incredibly real.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's great that the Halloween stuff is out now because that way the goblins can wear white. Yes. Because it's before Labor Day.

[Christy Lee]

It was always unfair.

[Jess Hooker]

Very fashionable.

[Christy Lee]

No longer. Ghost.

[Tom Griswold]

Finally. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What? Is there a famous car that you'd like to own, Tom Batmobile or an Aston Martin?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I think. I think everybody wants that.

[Pat Godwin]

Who wouldn't want an Aston Martin?

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I. When I was in England, as you know, about six weeks ago, and I was walking, literally walking down Bond Street. Street. Sure, sure. And they're right there.

[Christy Lee]

Bond Station.

[Tom Griswold]

And was the James Bond car. Right. That was one of them. A newer one, but very cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

They have a 1963 Herbie, the love Bug.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that'd be cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Current bid 5,500 bucks.

[Christy Lee]

What was Hermes number on the Vulture?

[Pat Godwin]

Do you remember it?

[Josh Arnold]

Was it a 3?

[Tom Griswold]

53?

[Pat Godwin]

53.

[Christy Lee]

53.

[Josh Arnold]

I was half right.

[Tom Griswold]

I got one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They have a Scooby Doo mystery van.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. A Mystery Machine.

[Josh Arnold]

Did they have a Star Mystery Machine? A Starsky and Hutch car? I always wanted one of those.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, they do.

[Pat Godwin]

2004 Starsky and Hutch movie. Used 1974 for Ford Gran Torino.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it have the paint job?

[Pat Godwin]

Current bed 7000. Yeah, it's the red with the white stripe.

[Christy Lee]

Do they have a. A Jurassic Park Jeep or.

[Tom Griswold]

See, none of these are. When is this.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I want.

[Tom Griswold]

People must be waiting for the auction to get close.

[Pat Godwin]

Starts in three days. In two hours. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

These are pre.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, these are.

[Christy Lee]

Let's all chip in and buy something.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you want to buy?

[Christy Lee]

I want to buy the. The Jeepers Creepers truck that the Creeper drives.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I know what I want to. I can get you that car from the. What's that movie where the two chicks drive off the cliff?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. What is that car?

[Christy Lee]

Is there ever a happier ending to a movie?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they have.

[Pat Godwin]

Have a Cobra Kai. Dodge Challenger.

[Christy Lee]

You think there are.

[Josh Arnold]

That's cool.

[Christy Lee]

Husbands dragged. The Thelma and Louise. At the end of that, they stood up and just cheered.

[Jess Hooker]

I hope so.

[Pat Godwin]

They do have Jurassic park. They have the 94 Ford Explorer.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And the 92 Jeep Wrangler Sahara.

[Christy Lee]

I believe that's what Wayne Knight drove before his demise.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Yeah. I would want this truck from Urban Cowboys Cowboy that bud drives.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that just kind of a standard?

[Jess Hooker]

And it's a big Ford.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Truck with the lights on top and.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I love that they have a movie. Used Flintstones Rubble Racer, the one that John Goodman drove. I don't know. Drove it, but it's the same.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, kind of looks like that.

[Jeff Oskay]

What about the Sway Roadhouse car that.

[Christy Lee]

Drives through the dealership or what?

[Pat Godwin]

He doesn't. I don't think. I don't see that one.

[Christy Lee]

How about the Dragula from the Munsters?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, that's a beautiful machine. That's got to be.

[Pat Godwin]

They have the Batty Caddy Batmobile from 1960.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah. Whoa.

[Pat Godwin]

I've never seen that.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, how fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Time for us to move on here. Oh, first of all, this is nice. You had the story about the radioactive shrimp. It must be very tasty. It has a glowing review here on Yelp.

[Jeff Oskay]

Went all the way back to do the joke.

[Christy Lee]

I like it. I'm glad he took the trip.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to transition, you see, Pat. I'm just very pleased with my Labor Day jokes. We have another quiz for Christy Lee. It's a new feature. We're calling it the Christy Lee 3. And the purpose of. The purpose of this. Excuse me. The reason we're doing this is to help you figure out what we're talking about when we talk about annuities and the Silac Insurance Company. What is an annuity? How do you find out more information? Will you ask Christy as a sample quiz? Here we go. These are Frequently Asked Questions. Dear Christy, I want to browse and read all about the Silac annuity choices. What is the Silec address? What is the Silac website?

[Pat Godwin]

It's easy. It's silacins.com. spell it out. S I L A C I N s dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good question, too. Dear Christy Lee, I love the idea of getting a 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. How do I get information about that? What is the phone number for that?

[Pat Godwin]

Just dial £250 Tom on your cell. That's. And then say bonus 20. That number again. £250. And then say bonus 20.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, our last question. Dear Christy Lee. Oh, could you please. Oh, read the Silac disclaimer.

[Pat Godwin]

Of course. Consult your financial advisor. Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus. Recapture some products within bonus. Let's try that again. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Terms and conditions apply. CSILAC ins.com disclosures.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much find out about those annuities. You got that paycheck still coming. When it's time to say goodbye to that job, we're coming right back. We got a lot going on in here. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Got something to say, Send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Heck of a day. Hope your day's great, too. There's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Pat Godwin.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Jess Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Jeff Oskay. Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Josh Arnold. And there's Tommy.

[Tom Griswold]

Got an update.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of update us something. Maybe I won't.

[Christy Lee]

No, I was being sexy for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. There. They have not found a home yet for Porky the pig. This is a pig that apparently was abandoned at a state park in Pennsylvania. 130 pound pig was found abandoned during July 4th festivities in the Nakamixon State Park.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I think isn't this one of those things where people get this little cute little pig?

[Jess Hooker]

Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Then it gets really fat. They don't know what to do with it and they don't want to eat it.

[Christy Lee]

So they just, pigs are like, they are essentially like dogs and they're very smart.

[Pat Godwin]

They're so sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

So this sweet little pig that weighs 130 pounds, they actually wrangled the thing and they've taken him to the Quakertown SPCA. Now, I, this happened in July 4th, and I've been kind of holding onto the story, hoping for a happy ending. And according to my research, they don't have a new home for him yet. They're gonna put him up for adoption.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you know, we have to adopt it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The pig is named Porky.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I guess the people who owned him said to him, that's all folks. Apparently they just ditched him.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd take that pig, pig, Put them between two slices of bread.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you can't. He's a sweet little guy.

[Christy Lee]

I think it has balls for days.

[Jess Hooker]

I bet.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

A Vietnamese pot belly pig.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, what happens? I saw a news special about this.

[Christy Lee]

I can't adopt it. My dad would be furious.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's the enemy, baby.

[Christy Lee]

What are you doing with Charlie's pig?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, that'd be a great name for a restaurant.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

No, my friend growing up, they had a little pot belly pig and it got to be like 300 some pounds and was in like basically a cage behind their barn. You'd go out, throw it food scraps. The thing was terrifying.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but sweet also, or.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it was just terrifying. I mean, I was a kid. It was a gigantic. Yeah, it had weird teeth and it would just maul. Whatever.

[Pat Godwin]

What you got there is a boar.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think they got sold. Not a pot belly or something.

[Pat Godwin]

Problem.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the movie where they throw the bodies in?

[Christy Lee]

There are a couple of them. One's Hannibal, the other one Snatch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They eat everything except for the teeth. That's wild. Yeah, that's depressing. Scary. In any event, you think it wouldn't be that tough to find the owner of one of these pigs because whoever had it probably was posting about it right from day one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then they ditch it in the park, but. So I'm hoping someone has adopted. I was going to say little. A big little porky.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to see it go down the curlicues.

[Tom Griswold]

Slide.

[Christy Lee]

This is like my tail.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. Did we ever get to the Pokemon car thing?

[Pat Godwin]

No. Mr. Mitch William Gross, 34, defrauded his employer. According to authorities. Ruan Transportation Corporation.

[Christy Lee]

Who hasn't defrauded their employees?

[Jeff Oskay]

Soda or two home.

[Tom Griswold]

I noticed the toilet paper at your house, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. I steal TP from you.

[Pat Godwin]

Although Mitch Gross was using company credit cards to buy prepaid gift cards, Pokemon cards and other gaming items totaling more than $140,000.

[Tom Griswold]

Nerd.

[Pat Godwin]

According to investigators, Mr. Gross submitted falsified receipts. Receipts and disguised the charges on his expense reports to make them appear legitimate. He was sentenced to four months in federal prison for wire fraud and ordered to pay more than $146,000 in restitution.

[Tom Griswold]

And he was buying Pokemon cards. Well, when he gets to prison, at least he'll lose his virginity. Sort of.

[Christy Lee]

He's gonna be a pokey man or a poked man.

[Josh Arnold]

My thing is though, like a hundred. Like what was he like as a sales rep or whatever? What are you expensing? That comes to 140 some thousand.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Makes it over.

[Christy Lee]

How many years, Christy, did it say?

[Pat Godwin]

Did not.

[Josh Arnold]

One meal was $17,000.

[Christy Lee]

They'd have to be capital expenditures.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What are the high end prices of Pokemon cards?

[Pat Godwin]

I have no idea. I'm not a Pokemon girl.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm pretty sure one of the Paul brothers bought one for over a million dollars.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Like a charizard. Some special.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

They still make those? They come out new all the time or just all.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, dude. When targets coming out with new ones There are fist fights or people who will just, they go in line and they will grab every card they have on the shelf and just scoop them into their cart. Still to this day, like just last week I saw.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Lastly, I think we have time for the story. This is a really odd one. This comes to us from Michigan City, Indiana.

[Pat Godwin]

A school district was forced to cancel in person classes after more than 20 catalytic converters were stolen from buses. WNDU reports as many as 25 actual catalytic converters were stolen that were parked at the Michigan City School district's bus garage, affecting over a third of the total school bus fleet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man.

[Pat Godwin]

District deemed bus operations impossible and officials were for to make the last minute switch to elearning. Of course, Michigan City police are investigating.

[Tom Griswold]

The thefts and I was wondering why they were stolen. So I looked it up and it says catalytic converters contain a variety of precious metals.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. They're often the choice of people in dire need.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, say what you want about a methad, those people are thorough. Yeah, I mean they, they go out and they get it done. Done every day.

[Christy Lee]

Copper wiring and catalytic converters.

[Tom Griswold]

It says a platinum, rhodium and palladium.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, nice concert there once.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, not that palladium, but that's, that's very nice. And some of the stuff goes for over 150A gram, so.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow. That's why they're putting barbed wires around the bus garages now.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And then here's a stupid question. When the catalytic converter is removed from the vehicle, will it still run?

[Christy Lee]

No, I think that's the point, right?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it'll still run. Really Hot rod. People cut theirs out. Like they take their catalytic converters off their cars.

[Christy Lee]

So what's the danger here of the buses running without catalytic.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there's going to be fumes going up through the floorboards of the buses. Like where it's not going to come out the back anymore. It's going to.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's dangerous. So this isn't like teachers stealing the catalytic converters so they can raise money to buy school supplies for students? Kind of a Robin Hood.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that wouldn't do any. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, is that where hood comes from?

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was short for hoodlum.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay, never mind. Just never mind.

[Josh Arnold]

Currently, right now at Sotheby's, there is a Pokemon First Edition. $450,000. That's the going bid.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I gotta dig up that notebook full of papers.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

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