The BOB & TOM Show - August 22, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show - August 22, 2025

Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Hosts: Tom Griswold, Chris Wegscheid, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, plus guests
Date: August 22, 2025

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Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers the signature mix of comedy, unusual news stories, classic running gags, musical bits, and sharp roundtable banter. The team shares bizarre news—including award-winning pets, wild animals entering businesses, tales of fashion trends, listener mail, and quirky observations about technology and pop culture. The show also welcomes comedian Tatiana Frank for a lively guest segment full of self-deprecating humor and dating talk.

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Episode Structure & Highlights

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Public Service Messages, Comedy Songs & “BEER RUN” (00:00 – 03:47)

• Intro: Standard show PSA spots advising against drunk driving and insurance advertisements.
• Comedy Song: The “BEER RUN” song sets a loose, festive tone.
• Hosts officially gather in the studio (04:00): Joking morbidly about funerals and open caskets.

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Baseball Gloves, Childhood Stories, and Tangent Talk (06:03 – 09:44)

• Heartwarming baseball glove stories:
  • Tom recounts losing his autograph glove from Bob Feller ("It was autographed by the great Bob Feller..." [08:20]).
  • Christy Lee laments losing a treasured family ring during a ballgame as a child.
  • Pat Godwin shares methods for breaking in gloves (including peeing on it, to much mockery).
  • Discussion on glove oil, technological advancements, regulations, and the sentimental value of childhood sports gear.
• Transition to lighter topics: "We’ve got a happy story about a dog, happy news with the Muppets…" [09:24].

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Pop Culture & Listener Letters—Nostalgia and Obscure References (09:44 – 12:59)

• Thong Bikinis & Yoga Pants:
  • Thong bikinis are back—“They never left, not in your mind!” ([09:36])
  • Debate over "yoga pants phasing out" and men's opinions versus who actually drives fashion.
• Old song rivalry:
  • “Bottle of Wine” discussed, with Tom’s honest memory: “I remember as a kid hearing that and really hating it. Because it was in the way of the Beatles and stuff that I liked a lot more...” ([12:04])
• Brief musings on parents’ music taste and family “our song” choices, leading to Josh referencing Juvenile’s “Back That Ass Up.”
  • “She can twerk. I ain’t got no ass. I can’t twerk.” ([14:20–14:23])

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Wild News: Pets, Pranks, Prison Currencies & Food (17:07 – 26:55)

Tackle Boxes' Alternate Uses

• Listeners suggest new uses: condiment organizers (“condimentium”) and “napatizer” (a nap before sleep).
• The team shares fish-hooking mishaps and injuries.

Prison Food Economy

• Listener shares: “When I was in jail, we called them soups. They were a form of currency.” ([20:45])
• Ramen noodles as barter; “One guy would sell his services for three soups…” ([21:04])
• Homemade “spread” with commissary goods.

Animal Pranks

• Spraying squirrel tails orange to trick a neighbor into thinking captured/relocated rodents “find their way home.”

Goldfish Woes & Wedding Fads

• Tom’s goldfish tales (won at fairs, then die), and listeners share successes/failures.
• Wedding centerpiece mishaps: “102° out, and they just boiled every goldfish…” [45:49]
• Jess Hooker shares the old betta fish plant vase fad.

Movie Theater Popcorn Perils

• Listener found a brown recluse spider in leftover movie popcorn days later: “I ended up throwing the large cardboard bowl across the room and screaming like a girl.” ([26:57])

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Beer, Baseball, Today in History & The Power of Memories (27:20 – 41:43)

Craft Beer Overload

• "Edmund Fitzgerald Porter" inspires a song parody and jokes on endless craft beer choices: “There are a thousand options. That’s true of everything.” ([28:38])
• Alcohol gifts and the overwhelming tequila aisle.

Sister Jean Turns 106

• The March Madness favorite gets a birthday nod: “Are you—one hundred and six. Wow.” ([39:46])

Fun with “Today in History”

• Notable birthdays: Count Basie, Wilt Chamberlain, Bo Burnham, Kristen Wiig, Dua Lipa.
• Mona Lisa theft, “Stand By Me” and “Shawshank Redemption” (debate on overhype vs. greatness).
• Discussion on how songs, movies, and public perceptions shift over time.

Listener Letters on Old Restaurant Decor & Tech

• Extended, funny gripes about restaurant remodelling (Cracker Barrel, TGI Friday's).
• Debates on whether to take food home and anxiety over changes in familiar chain locations.

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The Muppets, Disney, and Sentimental Attractions (57:24 – 62:16)

• Aerosmith ride at Disney replaced by The Muppets:
  • Hosts recall favorite attractions (“The Muppet 3D movie...I’d seen it 25 times!” [59:02])
  • Hall of Presidents, Pirates of the Caribbean, and evolving Disney nostalgia.
  • “If you ever get stuck in ‘It’s a Small World’…”—theme park war stories.

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Technology, Shopping, AI & Relationships (70:21 – 80:35)

• Self-checkout and grocery store quirks:

  • Hosts swap tips and pet peeves.
  • “I have a system—my way, which is illogical.” ([75:05])
  • Technology humor: facial recognition shopping, future of targeted/AI-based retail.

• Dating & Gen Z Weaknesses:

  • “Shreking”—dating someone less attractive with expectation of better treatment, often backfiring. (“What a trash person.” [81:24])
  • Poll: Up to 75% of Gen Z bring a parent to job interviews. “Three out of four?...That’s...what?!” ([82:06])
  • Parental overinvolvement and job application/discussion cringes.

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Classic B&T Original: Bob & Tom Players Skit — The "Pussifier 6900" (88:11 – 93:03)

• Irreverent, raunchy faux-infomercial parodying “personal hygiene” appliances with escalating puns, sound effects and “Bob & Tom Players” ensemble acting (including the line: "It’s called the Pussifier 6900—the Velvet Purse Scrubber and Nebulizer.” [90:29])
• Over-the-top ad copy, topicality, and the hosts corpsing (breaking character).

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Guest Segment: Tatiana Frank (99:42 – 125:31)

Background & Comedy Style

• Intro: “Great name, great hair, very funny.” [99:42]
• Daughter of Moldovan immigrant (dad), Argentine (mom), “met in Miami at a club...just being hot brought them together.”
• Jokes about heritage (“My dad, my whole life, refused to wear the color red. Thinks it’s gay. To him, it’s just really dark pink.” – [118:00])
• Anecdotes about family, long hair, and disastrous laser hair removal (“It was pissed. It was like, ‘You can’t kill me, I’m you.’” [101:04])

Dating in New York, Social Differences:

• Prefers live meets/approaches; “men have gotten cocky—more women than men.”
• Laughs about situationships, “looking for signs from the universe” – “He introduced me to his roommates—I think it’s a sign.” [137:16]
• Butterfly & cardinal superstition debates (relatives visiting in the form of animals).

Fashion, Fitness, and Underwear

• Discussion of the return of thong bikinis, shifting fashion trends, and underwear preferences.
• Audience & hosts joke about “sensible underwear” being secretly sexier to most men.

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The Show’s Signature Humorous News Stories (130:19 – 136:52)

Hambone Award for Most Unusual Pet Insurance Claim

• Winner: Zaya, the dog who fought off a bull to save her human family ([129:55])
• Runners-up include:
  • Lab swallowing a spatula head.
  • A Great Dane eating a whole turkey leg.

Bear Breaks Into Ice Cream Shop

• Bear in South Lake Tahoe caught on camera, interested in strawberry ice cream ([140:07])
• Amused, “barely any cleanup,” “he was a very nice bear.” ([140:13])

Shark Photo Gone Wrong

• Fisherman bit by a lemon shark while posing for a photo ([140:32]).
• “Lemon sharks are holdable, but you’re probably going to get bitten.” ([141:05])

Fashion Trends: Thong Bikinis

• Noting “influencers and shows like Love Island driving trend resurgence,” with body positivity and “all shapes and sizes leaning into boldness.” ([143:11])

Arsonist Karma

• Would-be arsonist sets himself on fire in England, cops find a trailer full of drugs ([148:45])
• Hosts mock his mugshot and the irony.

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Soundbites & Notable Quotes

• “If no one will buy something from you, does that make it priceless?” – Josh Arnold [08:54]
• “One guy would sell his services for three soups. Another guy would cut your hair for two soups...” – Mitch in Oregon’s prison experience [21:04]
• “Have you ever had a thong bikini? ... Mine had ruffles on it, so it kind of just...” – Christy Lee [146:26]
• “When people go, ‘Daddy’ and ‘Mama’... in the bedroom, I do not want to be called Daddy.” – Josh Arnold [35:20]
• “When I see an empty beer bottle, I think of my dad.” – Pat Godwin (after a discussion of memorial signs) [139:02]
• “No one likes small talk, you do it because you’re a human being...” – Tatiana Frank on forced neighborly conversation [109:08]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 01:29 “BEER RUN” Comedy Song
• 06:10 Baseball-glove childhood stories
• 14:12 “Back That Ass Up” is referenced and sampled
• 18:25 Condimentium: The tackle box as a mobile condiment bar
• 21:06 Prison ramen as currency
• 26:55 Movie popcorn + brown recluse spider story
• 28:13 Beer/IPA/Craft booze explosion and memories
• 35:47 The “glove reunited after 70 years” feel-good story
• 56:58 Muppets replace Aerosmith at Disney, nostalgia talk
• 62:20 Cracker Barrel logo redesign debate
• 74:45 Extended self-checkout and grocery store tech discussion
• 79:27 Gen Zers bring parents to job interviews poll
• 88:11 The “Pussifier 6900” sketch (Bob & Tom Players)
• 99:42 Comedian Tatiana Frank Interview
• 129:55 Hambone Award: Dog saves family from bull
• 136:44 Comedy on arsonist lighting himself on fire
• 140:05 Bear raids an ice cream shop
• 142:44 Thong Bikini fashion trend debate

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Closing Thoughts

This episode showcases what makes BOB & TOM a standout in morning comedy:

• Effortless banter on everything from ball gloves to Muppets rides,
• Deep-cut references and playful audience interaction,
• Outlandish sketch bits ("Pussifier 6900"),
• And good-natured ribbing spread evenly among the group.

The highlight interview with Tatiana Frank brings a fresh, millennial comic voice into the mix, tapping into generational differences, multicultural backgrounds, and post-pandemic dating. The show’s easy blend of old-school radio antics, raunchy comedy, and heartfelt or absurd listener contributions ensures there’s something for everyone.

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For a regularly scheduled shot of comedy, nostalgia, and offbeat news, this BOB & TOM Show episode is a robust example—holding together its blend of the classic and the unexpected with laughter, music, and wit.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, this is Michael Rosenbaum.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom Welling. Look, we both played heroes and we both played villains.

[Pat Godwin]

But in the real life, there are.

[Chris Wegscheid]

No reshoots, no stuntmen or sequels.

[Josh Arnold]

We all make mistakes.

[Tom Griswold]

We're all human. Making one bad decision can not only land you in jail, but could also.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Put yourself and other people around you in serious risk.

[Josh Arnold]

Be smart. Make a plan.

[Tom Griswold]

Catch a ride.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Stay put. Your decision to drink and drive could permanently change someone else's world. Whether you injure them or leave their loved ones grieving.

[Tom Griswold]

This Liberty Weekend, be your own hero. Drive sober or get pulled over. Paid for by nhtsa.

[Chris Wegscheid]

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[Show Announcer]

The Bob and Tom Show B double E R r u n beer run B double E r r u n beer run all we need is a 10 and a fiver A car and a key and a sober driver B double E double r u n beer.

[Josh Arnold]

Run.

[Show Announcer]

A couple of frat guys from Abilene drove out all night to see Robert Earl Keane at the Cape Pig, Swine and Soiree dance. They wore baseball caps and khaki Wanted cigarettes so to save a little money they got one from this hippie that smelled kind of funny. And the next thing they knew they were both really hungry and pretty thirsty too. B double E r r U and beer run B double E r r r u n beer run all we need is a 10 and a fiver, A car and a key and a sober driver B double E double r u n beer run Found a store with the sign said their beer was coldest so they sent in Brad. Cause he looked the oldest he got of beer and a candy bar Walked over to where all them registers are Latest fake ID on the countertop the clerk looked, he turned, he looked back up, he stopped, he said, son, I'm not gonna call the cops but I'm gonna have to keep this card. The guys both took it pretty hard B double E double r u n beer run B double E double R u n beerun oh, how happy we would be had we only brought a Better fake ID on this B double E double R U N be they found this other old hippie named Sleepy John he claimed to be the one from the Robert Earl Keane song so they gave him all their cash he bought them some brew it was a beautiful day out in Santa Cruz they were feeling so good it should have been a crime the crowd was cool and the band was prime they made it back up front to their seats just in time so they could sing with all their friends they say the road goes on forever and the party never ends B double E double R U n beer run B double E double R u N beer run all we need is a 10 and a fiver A car and a key and a sober driver B double E double R u N B R.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah, Crack em open that's right. It's time to celebrate with us, your good friends here at the mom and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Bet you're gonna break into a sermon there for a second. We are gathered here today. This is the only time we'll all be.

[Chris Wegscheid]

We're live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Tom Griswold]

By show of hands, how many were expecting an open casket? Okay. All kids.

[Chris Wegscheid]

At the.

[Christy Lee]

I'm confused.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Too early for this.

[Chris Wegscheid]

There's Christy Lee. Hi. Pat Godwin's there.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Hey. Jeff Oskay.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, man.

[Chris Wegscheid]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, Josh. I am Josh Arnold. And there he is, Tom, who was not expecting an open casket. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Why shouldn't there be something on the invite?

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, you know, I agree with you.

[Christy Lee]

Like, that just happened recently. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Happened to you, too.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I always assume. An open cast, right? Yes. Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I haven't seen one in a while. Except recently.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's disturbing.

[Josh Arnold]

Then if it's closed, I'm excited.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I don't go in there if it's open.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's something bizarre.

[Christy Lee]

Nope. No.

[Tom Griswold]

I was out on my bicycle early on Sunday morning, and I was driving past a funeral home, and they were having some kind of a party there. It wasn't a funeral.

[Christy Lee]

They have community centers. They. They rent them. Like an event center.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And there were signs and balloons. Gee, this is. I couldn't.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just wondering if. Because I know I've been in that place and there's kind of like two separate rooms. I'm wondering if room A is George's birthday and room B is Uncle Clarence's last rights. Yeah, man, this could be a little rough. We opened up with the great song Todd Snyder and. And beer Run. And there's a designer named Todd Snyder.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Clothing guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't get those two confused.

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Todd Snyder is a great musician.

[Pat Godwin]

I.

[Christy Lee]

But I don't think he wears very great clothes.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, he's a rock and roller.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on. Come on. He's a good guy.

[Christy Lee]

Love him.

[Tom Griswold]

We got a bunch of letters here coming up today, by the way, in the show, we have some incredibly dumb things, but I got a great story for Josh because you used to work for the Rawlings people.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah, yeah. Rawling Sporting Goods.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have a really happy, warm story about a baseball glove.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you still have your main glove from when you were a kid?

[Chris Wegscheid]

I do have one of them, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't. I had mine forever, and then I was in the media softball league here, and it somehow got lost. Oh, I probably left it at a game. 17 beers in. I'm not sure. But we have a. We have a nice, heartwarming story about a baseball glove.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Well, cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have a baseball glove, Christy, when you were.

[Christy Lee]

I did. And the only time I ever really used it, my great grandmother had a beautiful old wedding ring that my father had given me, and I had it on, and I was out there with the boys, and I took my ball glove off and it flew off my finger, and I never found it. Never put it on again.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, my.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That was the end of my baseball career.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of a sad story.

[Christy Lee]

It was sad.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Hoping for a happy story.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, you got a happy story about a baseball glove?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I mean, I used to sit on mine and kind of like, roll.

[Christy Lee]

You're not supposed to do that.

[Pat Godwin]

No, you sit on the baseball, what I'm talking about.

[Chris Wegscheid]

To break it in.

[Tom Griswold]

Break it in.

[Pat Godwin]

I used to break it. I used to sit on it and. And I used to pee on it.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Work at all.

[Tom Griswold]

There are all kinds of theories. You're supposed to take your glove and rub it with what? Vaseline.

[Pat Godwin]

And what is it, Josh?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah. A lot of people say they like shaving cream. I wouldn't ever do that.

[Tom Griswold]

But isn't there something called glove oil just for that?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah, there's glove oil. You have glovolium.

[Christy Lee]

And they're leather, right? They're made from leather.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah. I mean, the good ones.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Has there been a lot of technological developments in baseball gloves in the last 30 years?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Different webbing? Some have, like. There's a. A few changes with finger placement, stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegscheid]

1. A lot of guys like one finger out, and so they can get one with a hood. They can get one where it's a completely open back.

[Pat Godwin]

So are there regulations in regards to size?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah, I mean you can't have like.

[Pat Godwin]

A high life.

[Tom Griswold]

Giant basket on a broomstick, one finger out. I'm not even going to say that that sounds like a sex move. Let's just say we've got a very happy story about a baseball.

[Christy Lee]

Do you still have yours?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I, I, I had it until, like I said, I, I don't know what happened. And it was autographed. Oh, I mean really autographed by the great Bob Feller.

[Pat Godwin]

You're kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, that had to have been worth tens of dollars.

[Christy Lee]

I know. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeffrey. It's, it's all.

[Chris Wegscheid]

You know, priceless, really. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's about the memories. Priceless to you remember Mr. Feller with his denture whistle sitting at the table? I don't remember. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If no one will buy something from you, does that make it priceless?

[Christy Lee]

That's a very.

[Josh Arnold]

No one might pay you anything for it.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Are we smoking pot? That's a good question. No, it wasn't. Jim Bouton, the author of all four. It was Bob Feller. Great, great, great pitcher. But in any event, I'm sorry, we do have a great happy story coming up about baseball gloves. And after yesterday's show where we had Ozempic. What was it? Ozempic Vulva. Yeah, this, today's show is going to be a little bit easier on the eyes. We got a happy story about a dog. We've got happy news with the Muppets.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I love the Muppets.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of easy on the eyes for you guys. Thong bikinis are back. Huh?

[Pat Godwin]

They never left.

[Christy Lee]

Not in your mind, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know, after yesterday's. Was it yesterday or the day before, we found out that yoga pants are on the way out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is a trade off. But I, I prefer the yoga pants. Because you see the yoga pants on a day to day basis, they're not.

[Christy Lee]

Going to go away in mainstream America. Don't worry.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

You're fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is the problem with too many gay designers. Well, I'm so tired of looking at her tight ass. Why don't we make them baggy? Steve, Steve, I was being generous. You know what I'm saying? Am I, am I wrong? Come on.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I wear tight pants too.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I think women really do decide the fashion. I don't. In terms of what they're buying. I think capitalism decides.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think I think gay men write the TV show Sex in the City and they design women. Now, we have a letter here that's very specific that I want to get to, involving the. The dreadful song Sugar Shack, which we were playing off and on recently. And it turned out that the guy that did that apparently had a fairly distinguished career in music after that, Jimmy Gilmer. And I was informed that they had another hit, the band the Fireballs. And maybe that drink is named after this band. I'm not sure. But do you remember the song Bottle of Wine?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah, I love that song.

[Pat Godwin]

Great song.

[Chris Wegscheid]

When you're gonna let me get sober.

[Tom Griswold]

Fun song, this one.

[Christy Lee]

That's his song.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this is good. Bottle of wine, fruit of the vine.

[Pat Godwin]

When you gonna let me get sober?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Leave me alone. Remember the scene? Let me go home Let me go.

[Pat Godwin]

We played this at rehab.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's got a. It's much more normal voice in that one.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah, that song's great.

[Josh Arnold]

I never heard that before.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I mean, there's kind of no reason you would, but it's. It's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a big hit in way back in 68. It was number nine in the Billboard Hot 100. Written by the folks in your Tom Paxton. But, yeah, I remember as a kid hearing that and really hating it.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it was in the way of the Beatles and stuff that I liked a lot more. Because you think about music that way when you're of a certain age, it's like they're playing this instead of playing that. Like they both can't coexist. I think it's a little bit less so these days, but, yeah, that's what I.

[Christy Lee]

When I was growing up, I couldn't believe my parents were listening to Dean. Not that I don't love Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra. They weren't listening to the Stones and the Beatles. Come on. And they were, you know, young. They were young enough to be cool enough to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Did your parents have a song?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God, if they did, I don't know what it was.

[Tom Griswold]

This is our song. How about you, Mr. Rosky?

[Pat Godwin]

You get under my skin.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's a song I hated.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

What a terrible lyric. I've got you under my skin, but you're a puss wart. That's just a disgusting analogy.

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a song with you and your lady, Mr. Oscar?

[Josh Arnold]

No, not really.

[Chris Wegscheid]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing new. Oh, they're playing our song.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a song?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't think we do.

[Christy Lee]

When you and Kelsey said I don't think we do.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, we don't. We tend to not like the same music.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's our thing, all right. We just have different tastes.

[Tom Griswold]

She likes all that Americana stuff. As I said before, a lot of banjo for me. Banjo? A little goes a long way. Banjo, mandolin, accordion.

[Chris Wegscheid]

No, thanks.

[Josh Arnold]

Ours would probably be back, dad. Ass up by Juvenile.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, that's nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah, we both like that song.

[Tom Griswold]

Back that Ass up is the name.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And she's got some ass. She can back it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I've never. I'm not familiar with that. So how does it go?

[Christy Lee]

Back that ass up.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You a sweet young thing.

[Chris Wegscheid]

You have a mother. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. So I'm guessing this isn't in the American songbook. This is more of a.

[Josh Arnold]

More of a. Rod Stewart didn't cover this.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay. This is more of a. Okay, I've been. This is it over here. Okay, I can play this. Here we go. Okay.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Say those exact words.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's a romantic song.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That is her in the mood.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Christy Lee]

Are you a twerker?

[Josh Arnold]

She is. She can twerk.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

I ain't got no ass. I can't twerk.

[Christy Lee]

You can still twerk even if you don't have an ass.

[Josh Arnold]

I've seen white girls try to twerk with no ass. It's not a trap.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. I see. Well, lots of fun things about to happen on the program today, including an arsonist where something goes wrong, and I.

[Christy Lee]

Think it's called karma, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And then we have a. A new dating term called shreking, so we'll find out what that means. I'm gonna urge you to do something today, and that is follow my lead on this one after I give you this message about the Raycon earbuds. This is sponsored by Raycon, of course. And don't you love it when one of your favorite things make a big comeback? Well, guess what? It's out. They're new. It's the famous Raycon fan favorite, the classic earbuds. Now, as they used to say on the. On the soap commercials, new and improved. It is, in fact, new and improved because they've added what they call active noise cancellation. Those great earbuds from Raycon. They're about half the price of those little white ones that fall out of your ear, and the sound is wonderful. And they have adjustable gel tips so they don't fall out of your ear, which can be very important. You're not going to lose them once you get them. Active noise cancellation is back along with the Raycon Everyday Earbud Classics, by the way, eight hours of playtime, 32 hour battery life, audio quality, of course, rivaling that of the big audio brands. The icon is back, the Raycon Earbuds. I'm a big fan. I also love their headphones and I've, I keep saying the same thing. If you're going on vacation for the Labor Day weekend, you got to be maybe a four hour drive. You give those phones, headphones to the ladies and the gents in the back seats and ah, peace and quiet. Buyraycon.com Tom for peace and quiet. Oh, and for 20% off the fan favorite Everyday Earbuds classic right now, once again, 20% off the everyday Earbud Classics from Raycon. You go to buyraycon.com tom for that special, 20% off that special offer. Also coming up today in the news, are you too good looking?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Well, if you don't, I guess it's gotten in the way of a few things.

[Tom Griswold]

We're going to find out what it's in the way of. We are looking as best as we can in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Drinking and driving will change your whole world. The next time you're out with your friends, consider what would happen if you got pulled over after drinking like the legal fees, the time in court or a DUI on your record. Your decision to drink and drive could change someone else's world too if you hurt them or even kill them in a crash. Instead, what if your decision to call a sober ride changed your world for the better? Drive sober or get pulled over? Paid for by nhtsa.

[Chris Wegscheid]

We've got a nice full house. We have a great guest coming up in a little bit. Tatiana Frank will be here. Tom, you want to get to some letters? What do you want to talk about?

[Tom Griswold]

Got a lot of them here.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah, we have got some good ones as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Serial letter writer Ramon.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he's back.

[Tom Griswold]

Ramon is back. We got into a topic of what to do with a tackle box, an alternate use for a tackle box because three of the guys in this room are avid fishermen.

[Christy Lee]

They also make great first aid kits.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's good.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, we could do a whole show on things you've hooked fishing on your body.

[Christy Lee]

On your body.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. A friend of mine over the weekend was telling me that he had one of those triple hooks and he went, took the rod, put it back to Cass and went forward and then the hook went into the back of his skull had to go to the hospital.

[Christy Lee]

Jeff's had it in his hand, right?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You had in your head.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Elbow.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, like I said, we could do a whole show, but we're talking about what else to do with the tackle box. And one of the alternate uses is a condiment holder. And apparently Ramon said he calls it his condimentium. Very nice. I like that word very much. And he.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I'll.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll read as follows. And I'm reading verbatim. I forgot to mention that I drive a Tesla so I can garnish a burrito with salsa if I need to while my car is in the advanced autopilot mode.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

Then he puts PS another fatty fat, fat, fat tip. All right, thank you, Ramon.

[Christy Lee]

My Hyundai has that hands free thing. You get a little used to that.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't.

[Christy Lee]

I know, I know, but it's so, so fun. You can, you can eat, you can put mascara on.

[Josh Arnold]

Terrifying.

[Christy Lee]

If you go too long, it'll go. Put your hands back on the wheel, it goes ding, ding, ding.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Although how horrible would it be if Ramon wrecked and they show up and he's just covered in salsa and they think it's the worst like, injury ever.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Well, if he's a fatty fat, they might go, well, this is probably how he wanted to.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that salsa or Rh negative? Yeah, somebody, somebody taste it. We have Josh Arnold over there with a letter.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Condiment. What is it? Condimentium.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's pretty good for his condiments. It's a fishing tackle box called a condimentium.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yes. Here comes another word that was invented by a listener. My name is Jeffrey. My father is an avid listener. His name is Jeffrey Senior.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chris Wegscheid]

He has a word he thinks you all will like. The word is napatizer. Napatizer.

[Josh Arnold]

Ooh, I like this already.

[Chris Wegscheid]

A napatizer is when an individual takes a nap shortly before going to sleep for the night. You know, occasionally he'll fall asleep on.

[Christy Lee]

A couch or something watching tv.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yes. And family members, close friends have all adopted the word. Everyone enjoys it. And. Well, you know what? We do too, Jeffrey Senior, thank you very much for sharing that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that's the problem. That for me is if I take a nap that's too long, then I can't go to sleep.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah, but this is a he fell asleep kind of, let's say 8 o' clock at night watching something, 20 minute nap, wakes up and goes, I'm going to bed. Yeah, that's a great word. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you. Thank you very much. Let's see. Let's go back to our mailbag here. You were talking about ramen in prison. Oh, okay. Remember this?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently Jeff was.

[Christy Lee]

Jeff was talking about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Ramen noodles.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Very popular.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Mitch in Oregon. When I was in jail, we called them soups. They were a form of currency. You could buy anything from someone in jail with them. And I mean anything.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

One guy would sell his services.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

For three soups. Another guy that I knew would cut your hair for two soups. Guys would play cards and gamble with soups.

[Christy Lee]

They give prisoners scissors, and they're allowed to cut each other's hair.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently, I take clippers.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, they got. They got guys working in the kitchen.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, they got to have sharp stuff somewhere. We would also make something. We called it a spread. We'd use bologna or sausage from the commissary and all kinds of different stuff. Make spread, then put it on bread. It actually was pretty good. So we're only a little about. A little bit about prison.

[Christy Lee]

And I hope I never find out.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, I think if we took a survey, the least likely of us to go to prison would be you. I mean, because let's. Let's face it, Jenny, you didn't kill any of the first three.

[Pat Godwin]

He makes a great point.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a story I love. We were talking about. I believe it was Jeffrey relocating a raccoon.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you give me the short version of that again?

[Josh Arnold]

When we had chickens, they were getting eaten a lot by raccoons. So I got a raccoon trap and started putting raw chicken drumsticks on the end. And I would catch a raccoon every day. I would drive it out to a. To a local park. Well, more of a. What do you call those places? Auto lot. And I would let it go there. But releasing it's the scary part, because the raccoon will is upset and it will come back at you.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes, I was listening to your show about relocating raccoons. A friend of mine was telling his buddies he was catching squirrels and reek locating them a couple miles from his house. He claimed they were coming back. So he decided to spray paint each one he captured. He would spray paint the tails with safety orange spray.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he started releasing them 10 miles from his house. So my friends took it upon themselves to capture their own squirrels, spray paint their tails with safety orange paint, and then, of course, turn them loose in our buddy's yard. Aren't friends Great.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of work. Yeah, a lot of work for a terrific gag, though. Yeah. This guy's going on for a couple of months thinking, these squirrels, they have. They have a homing instinct that's absolutely unbelievable.

[Josh Arnold]

But they will say with the raccoons, you do have to drive them like three, four miles away because they will come back if you only take them like a mile away.

[Christy Lee]

Darn cute, though. Why did God make them not?

[Josh Arnold]

Once you put them in a cage, they get a little upset. They hiss.

[Christy Lee]

Do they?

[Tom Griswold]

I know a guy that didn't really let him go.

[Christy Lee]

All right. You could have saved them in the river.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Threw him in the river on a lighter note. Dear Bob and Tom Show, I've been having an issue with a spider all week. Jeff, did you ever stop to think that the orb spider is trying to catch you? He's thinking, if I catch that big guy, I can eat for life. Now he's sitting in the spider bar talking about the one that got away. I almost caught one this big.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah. Frank.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's from Ed Monkey boy in Albuquerque yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

Again, Albuquerque, I love.

[Josh Arnold]

I walked through the spider web again because I was trying to get my one dog who won't go through the door to go out. And so I, like, ran through it. So luckily, President Trump has stepped in. He is brokering a peace deal between me and the orb spider. So we are going. We should be fine.

[Christy Lee]

Locate the orb spider.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

He's. He's a fighter.

[Tom Griswold]

And they rebuilds every night, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he rebuilt yesterday. I ran through it at like 3 o' clock in the afternoon.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah, there's something about that spot he likes. He likes it or she likes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we have a lot of flies.

[Chris Wegscheid]

There, as you know.

[Tom Griswold]

I told you. I won. My girls won six goldfish at the fair.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'd set up a special tank, proper water filter, so I wanted to see if I could keep. And I. Unfortunately, they're dead. But the one I won two years ago, still alive, that was in a different tank. I didn't want the new ones to.

[Christy Lee]

Good thing you didn't put.

[Pat Godwin]

How big is it?

[Tom Griswold]

How big is it? Oh, probably two inches, maybe. Oh, okay. Dear Tom, I have one Fairfish several times. I only have one that lived, but he lived for six years. So see?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, you didn't argue with you.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what I did. I don't know what I did wrong to the six new ones.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think it's anything you did wrong.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, they're fickle, man, they're tough.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And I think it's the batch that they got. I mean, how long have they been sitting in those bags and.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If you put one on, a fresh.

[Christy Lee]

Fish would probably last.

[Josh Arnold]

Would a fish go after a dead fish on a hook?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Trust. Maybe catfish or something. They kind of a bottom feeder, but I wouldn't. Yeah, I have. Although I do have some goldfish colored like rattle traps and stuff. The. Do when you guys go to the movies and you have popcorn left over, do you take it home?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No. No.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Tom. Pat, they know.

[Christy Lee]

I do.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never had it left over.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going to.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes you spring for the jumbo because it's only $2 more. You're already spending, you know, 28 bucks or whatever.

[Christy Lee]

And if you're an AMC member, you get it upgraded for free.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I might as well take this home. Well, Mike has done that, and he says he'll usually keep the popcorn around his house until it's. It's. It's finished. Too much money for him to throw away, he says. But Tuesday after he. This past weekend, he went to see the new Naked Gun movie and enjoyed it. He said Tuesday, he was eating the popcorn and he found a brown recluse in it.

[Christy Lee]

I won't be doing that ever again.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I ended up throwing the large cardboard bowl across the room and screaming like a girl. Yeah. Yeah. I don't blame you. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Those are nasty.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it in there at the theater, do you think?

[Chris Wegscheid]

No. I bet it found its way in.

[Tom Griswold]

There at his house because.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to be nervous about eating popcorn.

[Chris Wegscheid]

No, no, you don't have to worry about that. It's okay. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

We got a nice letter here, Pat Godwin, referencing something you did. This guy was buying something at a local grocery, went down the aisle, and he saw this. And I've never heard of this. The Great Lakes Brewing Company has an Edmund Fitzgerald porter.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, yeah?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Brute. It says a brood in memory, of course, of the great vessel, the Edmund Fitzgerald, which sadly sank.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In Lake Superior many years ago. But perhaps when we come back, you can do your tribute to the Edmund Fitzgerald. It says Brute in memory of the sunken freighter with rich roasted barley and bittersweet chocolate coffee notes. I'm not sure what that has to do with the great vessel, the Edmund Fitzgerald, but that's. That's a nice, nice, happy request.

[Christy Lee]

I know that you don't purchase beer very often, but I had to. For a friend recently he requested a certain beer there. The IPAs now names are just incredible. And the zombie dust and all of them have this monster theme, it seems. And it's just.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's out of control.

[Tom Griswold]

There are a thousand options.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true of everything.

[Christy Lee]

And they didn't have the one I asked for.

[Tom Griswold]

I was getting a tequila of one of the guys I know is a big fan. I wanted to get him a gift and I found out he was a tequila guy. And there were 300.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Options.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So really pretty tequila bottles out there too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's. Yeah. It's same with almost everything.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And you IPA guys, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I say more power to them. That's great. I love when all those local breweries. That's a. That's really cool and fun. And I'm not exactly sure what the Edmund Fitzgerald beer tastes like. Anyone want to do a. Goes down easy? Okay. Sorry, I will. What's coming up in sports? You got anything over there?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, lots of stuff. We got a World records. We got baseball gloves. We got. That's it.

[Christy Lee]

That's it.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Did you guys see whose birthday it was yesterday or maybe the day before? Whose old sister Jean. March Madness fame. Oh, that's her name, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Sister Jean.

[Chris Wegscheid]

106. Are you. One hundred and six. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

We failed to do.

[Christy Lee]

We did celebrate, right?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We failed to do today in history again, yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

We could do today in history and yesterday in history if you want. When we come back.

[Christy Lee]

That sounds fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Letters from listeners brought to you by Hyundai. The Hyundai getaway sales event going on right now. Hyundai driver Christy Lee is right there.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chris Wegscheid]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyone? Anyone? No, it's not that I.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It is not the other pink meat. Bush meat. Pretty gross. And in the news we'll find out what that's all about. Also, comedian Tatiana Frank will be our in studio guest. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Christy Lee]

Hi, Josh.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Pat Godwin's at the keyboard and guitar.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey Josh.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Jeff Oskay sitting at the sports desk today. Hey, man. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, Josh. I am Josh Arnold. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I took the liberty of familiarizing myself. Excuse me. Familiarizing myself with Mr. Oskay and his lady's song.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you like it back, dad? Ass up. And they spell it a Z.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Z. Oh, sure, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'll play a short excerpt of it for those of you not familiar with it. I was not familiar with it, but.

[Chris Wegscheid]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

Had to beep that part. The lyrics are quite interesting. They're lengthy.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a poet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Who is the artist?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe it's juvenile.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Is it okay? Yeah. I couldn't remember.

[Pat Godwin]

I think it was written by Jesus. Was written by Jimmy Webb, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, girl, you look. Sorry. I'll read it verbatim. Girl, you looks good Won't you back that thing up? Yes, you're a big fine woman Won't you back that thing up? Yes, Call me Big daddy when you back that thing up Girl, who is you playing with?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Back that thing who is you playing with?

[Josh Arnold]

I like that.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah, yeah, you gotta.

[Tom Griswold]

Girl, you looks good Won't you back that thing up? Do you like being called Daddy?

[Chris Wegscheid]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Because the lyric is, call me Big Daddy when you back that thing up.

[Chris Wegscheid]

We.

[Josh Arnold]

We kind of laugh through that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right.

[Chris Wegscheid]

It is funny. Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you get uncomfortable when people go, daddy and Mama? You know, like the couple go, oh, go. Do you know what I mean? When they call each other if it's.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Really old people and they go, oh, a mother, like, you know, mothers and the kid. That doesn't bother me at all.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of bothers me.

[Josh Arnold]

What about in the bedroom, Josh? How do you feel about it?

[Chris Wegscheid]

I do not want to be called Daddy.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I have to teach how to drive a stick.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever taught a lady to drive a stick in the bedroom? By the way.

[Christy Lee]

That'S a great way to learn.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have a sweet story about a baseball. I can barely stand up. Maybe we should get to that before we get to this.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a. This is such a nice story.

[Christy Lee]

Did I miss something?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you want. Let's just do this story. So nice. I wanted to get it out.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

An 83 year old Illinois man has been reunited with a baseball glove that he lost 70 years ago. The Washington Park District superintendent said that he wit. He and a maintenance man were working on the ceiling of the Washington Middle School when they discovered the old glove. He Tried to find its owner and eventually learned that it belonged to lifetime resident Steve Robert Roosevelt.

[Chris Wegscheid]

That's mine. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

At the time, Mr. Roosevelt kept his glove on a shelf in the school's hallway while he was at class. He forgot to take it home one weekend in 1955. When he returned to school, the shelf was covered up by brand new lockers. Oh. The superintendent said Mr. Roosevelt look like a 10 year old kid with a smile on his face after being reunited with his long lost glove.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, nice.

[Josh Arnold]

The man says he will now display it proudly in his home.

[Chris Wegscheid]

That is very sweet. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He wanted to play a catch, you know, with his grandson, but he said he'd rather do it on Nintendo Switch.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, loose gamer.

[Tom Griswold]

Want to play a catch. And I guess he said if he hadn't lost that glove, he would have gone pro.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, man. Who knows what would have happened? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Do you see it? Remember that story about the guy that he bought a autographed Babe Ruth mitt? Turned out it had been signed with a Sharpie. The Babe really didn't have access to a Sharpie.

[Christy Lee]

Jeez.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Well, that's. I kind of. I put a fair amount of responsibility on the purchaser there. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, congratulations to Mr. Roosevelt getting his glove back after all those years. What a. What a nice. Sweet.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder how they narrowed it down to like. Yeah, well, they probably maybe had his name written.

[Chris Wegscheid]

He may have.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I had my name written in my glove. I'm sure my parents.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah, most people. Most kids did.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll now it's your request. We'll do a little today in history because in honor of. Who would you say we. Whose birthday we missed?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Sister Jean.

[Christy Lee]

Loyola. A big fan.

[Tom Griswold]

106 basketball fan. Let me see if her birthday's in this list for this week. No, we got Count Basie.

[Chris Wegscheid]

What did he play?

[Tom Griswold]

Dracula.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Was he a horn guy?

[Pat Godwin]

Played the bass. Count Basie. That's why.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, he was a piano player.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Piano.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Great. Jazz.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I'm only familiar. I knew he was a jazz guy. I just had no idea what he played.

[Tom Griswold]

It's great. Wilt Chamberlain, born in 1936. Wilt the stilt. He's the guy that said he. What?

[Christy Lee]

He bedded down 20, 000 women.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Too many.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he do any of them twice? And how does that count?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chris Wegscheid]

How many butter faces, huh? Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I think he was particular.

[Tom Griswold]

Kenny Rogers.

[Christy Lee]

What happened to his face?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Worms.

[Josh Arnold]

Talk about a poker face.

[Tom Griswold]

Like that dude, he had too many plastic surgeries there toward the end. And by the way, his chicken restaurants weren't bad.

[Chris Wegscheid]

They were great. I never got to try it. Yeah, they would have loved it.

[Pat Godwin]

You would have loved it.

[Tom Griswold]

Not sure if there are any of those. If there are any of those left. Also. Bo Burnham, friend of the show. Comedian.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds kind of. Kind of a country singer's name.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Pretty good actor.

[Josh Arnold]

His Covid special was amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The girls watched that over and over.

[Tom Griswold]

So good. In 1911, the Mona Lisa was stolen.

[Chris Wegscheid]

And was never returned. You're looking at a fraudulent copy when you see it. There's you. There's people who believe that I kind of am one of them.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

They caught the guy, but he said he was framed. Thank you very much.

[Chris Wegscheid]

And it's a mug shot. You can't tell if he's smiling or not. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The world of hunting changed forever in 1942 when Bambi was released.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Boy, that. You know what? You bring something up. Did numbers of hunting drop after Bambi? Dad, please don't go do that. Like fathers everywhere just went, fine, I'll take this year off.

[Pat Godwin]

I forget, does it happen off screen?

[Chris Wegscheid]

I don't remember either. And it's not. You know, it's not. It's his mother.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've never seen it.

[Christy Lee]

Spoiler alert.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, then the new one happened in.

[Chris Wegscheid]

The first 10 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

In the new one, a comedian named Pat Godwin hits. Hits Mandy with his Volkswagen twice in one year.

[Chris Wegscheid]

There's a new horror movie out called Bambi the Reckoning. And Bambi is not happy. And because you know that all those things went into public domain and so now people are making these crazy horror movies about them.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1901, the Cadillac Motor Company was founded. It was the Cadillac A Motor company. It's interesting that that's still a thing. You'll talk about something. Oh, yeah, that's. That's the Cadillac of baseball gloves. The movie Stand by me, released in 1986.

[Chris Wegscheid]

That's a great one.

[Christy Lee]

Great movie.

[Tom Griswold]

And you know what that's based on?

[Chris Wegscheid]

The Body by Stephen King.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, a great. So many Stephen King stories become great movies. Shawshank.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Shawshank Redemption movie, which has a. I think that title kind of kept people away, maybe initially. Yeah, it's a terrific movie. If you've never seen it. And that's based on us.

[Josh Arnold]

You've never seen it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's a great movie.

[Chris Wegscheid]

You know, it's one of those that I think, you know, sometimes you hear so much about it and then when you watch it, you're like, eh, I think this is one that you hear so much about, and then when you watch it, you go, I totally get it.

[Pat Godwin]

It's incredible.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll like it. It's.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure I will. I just.

[Tom Griswold]

Terrific story. Great acting showing up.

[Christy Lee]

I need to write these down.

[Tom Griswold]

Pearl Jam released their great album 10 on this date in 1991. And in 1994, DNA test linked OJ Simpson to the murders of Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But it didn't have to walk around.

[Tom Griswold]

What do they know? Lastly, 2004, the painting, the Scream, stolen at gunpoint from a museum in Oslo. Yeah. They got it back, though, right?

[Chris Wegscheid]

I don't know. I don't know where that. Where that painting is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And that'll cover, I think, Pretty much. We don't have the birthday of. Who was it again now? Sister Jean.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah. That's okay. I'm not surprised she didn't make that list. It's. But, you know, she's a fun figure to.

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Chris Wegscheid]

And should be celebrated.

[Pat Godwin]

She go to games.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There she goes.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah. She's a huge fan. And.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here's a 1973. The great actress, comedian Kristen Wiig.

[Christy Lee]

Very funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Just terrific.

[Christy Lee]

Very funny.

[Chris Wegscheid]

She really is.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever see the Skeleton Twins?

[Chris Wegscheid]

I love that movie.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great movie.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Her and Bill Hader.

[Tom Griswold]

So we've just given you two terrific movies to watch. Shawshank and the Skeleton Twins. Oh, and one of my favorites, Dua Lipa. Happy birthday. Dua Lipa.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Is that her name?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Although it does sound like a vaginal procedure. Sorry. You got the Ozempic vulva. We're gonna have to do the Dua Lipa.

[Josh Arnold]

Snip, snip.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Huh? It's gonna hurt. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or dual Lipa. It sounds like an ipa, Christie.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it does.

[Tom Griswold]

All of the. All of the Dua Lipa. Coming up, we have a beer tribute from Mr. Godwin. Like 20 by special request. And we'll look forward to that. Certainly. And coming up in the news, what is bushmeat? Anyone want to guess? It's for the most part illegal in the United States and for good reason. And if you're an arsonist, you might want to practice your lighting technique. We'll tell you why when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Chris Wegscheid]

Get in the Zone. Auto Zone.

[Pat Godwin]

Bob's had the same car, Betty, since.

[Chris Wegscheid]

High school, and that was a while ago. Bob's dealt with wipers, slow starts and.

[Pat Godwin]

A few warning lights.

[Chris Wegscheid]

And every time, Bob went to AutoZone, where a friendly AutoZoner helped with free.

[Pat Godwin]

Services and the right parts to keep Bob and Betty on the road.

[Chris Wegscheid]

No hassles, just help.

[Pat Godwin]

Everything you need, nothing. You don't get in the zone.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Auto zone restrictions apply. Hey, you. It's the Bob and Tom Show. That's right. I'm talking to you. We're live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's sitting at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Josh.

[Chris Wegscheid]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Josh.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Jess Hooker joins us. Hi. Playing with the Queen of hearts over there. All right. She's got a shirt on. That is a queen of hearts. There's Jeff Oskay. Hi. Celebrating the opening of Three's Company with his flamingo shirt. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, I, I won or my girls won six goldfish at the fair last weekend. All dead. Tried my best.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Goldfish.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Girls are fine.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the girls are doing well.

[Tom Griswold]

But I set up a special aquarium. I had the filters, the whole thing. And I, I don't know what, I don't know what happened.

[Chris Wegscheid]

You know, honestly, it can be, from what I understand, goldfish, you, you put them. It's a. If the water is 62 degrees and you put them in water, that's 63 dead.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I did the whole thing right. I'm in the bag and I put the bag in the water.

[Pat Godwin]

I have a question. How does the fair people keep them alive? And that's with travel.

[Chris Wegscheid]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

I think they buy them day of or.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, no kidding. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

But they must have a tanker truck full of them.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, they go to pet stores, I think, and buy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they so got this nice letter here. I had goldfish as the centerpiece at my wedding. My sister took one home and had it for years. Wow. It got as big as a small cat, by the way. It lasted longer than my marriage. Sorry to hear that, Will and Syracuse.

[Josh Arnold]

I had the exact opposite happen. I went to an outdoor wedding and they had goldfish on and bowls on every table. And it was like 102 out. And they just boiled every goldfish. So by the time you made it to the reception, it was just a floating goldfish in every bowl.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they. Did the marriage.

[Josh Arnold]

They also did a butterfly release where everyone got like an envelope With a butterfly. And you opened it and they just fell on the ground dead.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, my Lord.

[Tom Griswold]

How'd the marriage do?

[Josh Arnold]

There were just kids crying everywhere. They lasted a year and a half.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they're done.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Remember that fad where people would have plants and then the fighting betta fishes were in the bottom of the vase?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That was cool. Did you ever see that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah. You don't. I have not seen that in so.

[Christy Lee]

Right. But it seemed like everyone had one of those at one point.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You could get them at, like, register checkouts.

[Tom Griswold]

Those things are pretty hard to kill.

[Christy Lee]

I love.

[Josh Arnold]

They're. They're gorgeous. They're gorgeous.

[Christy Lee]

They're gorgeous.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I had one of those for quite a while. Let's see. Where were we now? Do you want to do this request, Pat? Sure. Yeah. I'll talk to you. You weren't here.

[Jess Hooker]

What happened?

[Tom Griswold]

We got a request. A guy was at a grocery store. He's walking down the aisle to the beer section, and he finds the. The Great Lakes Brewing Company. He sent us a photograph of it. There's a beer called Edmund Fitzgerald Porter.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Brute. In memory of the sunken freighter. By the way, it says with rich roasted barley and bittersweet chocolate coffee notes. Now, sadly, the Edmund Fitzgerald, A famous ship that sank in Lake Superior.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A great song by. By Gordon Lightfoot. A truly terrific song. And we've also decided that is the worst song to play at a strip club. A great big winner for that award.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I mean, it is long, so if you get the lap dance to it, it's gonna last longer.

[Christy Lee]

But that is slow, so she's got to dance real slow.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And if you're into the girl crying, then it really helps.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very sad. But Pat has a tribute to another famous Fitzgerald. The. The great.

[Pat Godwin]

This is the first draft of that song. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

And Christie's favorite song, my favorite. It sits down below like the ship we all know. The rectum of Ella Fitzgerald. She'd skat when she sang and her bottom would bang. A disaster. When the winds would come early. The Fitzgerald family emailed me, said, stop singing about poor grandma's rectum. I said, I'll do my best. But Tom has a request, and it's very hard to reject him. A doctor had said would always turn his head when performing her colon procedure. There's polyps and corn and Louis Armstrong's horn. The rectum of Ella Fitzgerald.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Isn't that beautiful?

[Tom Griswold]

That was a Phil in Potsdam, New York, requesting that song.

[Christy Lee]

Your voice is Beautiful.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

The lyrics you bring in, you bring.

[Tom Griswold]

In the great Louis Armstrong. Ella Fitzgerald, famous for her scatting. Yeah, she did a commercial for a while. Remember that? She was scatting. And Tiska to task the brown and yellow basket. Remember that?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. Oh, our apologies to Ella and thank you, Phil, for that great request. Now, do we have anything else in the world of sports or have we covered everything?

[Josh Arnold]

We have one more thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Stupid world record.

[Josh Arnold]

A radio host has broken the Guinness world record for the longest marathon hosting a radio talk show.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

George Ison, known to his listeners in Nigeria as Mighty George, undertook the challenge to celebrate his 20 years in broadcasting. The 43 year old claimed the title with 105 hour long show, more than four days worth of hosting. During the marathon show, he welcomed 80 guests into the studio and chatted with a further 20 over the phone. He's also the former winner of Nigeria's best radio presenter and Nigerian sports journalist of the year.

[Tom Griswold]

Good for him.

[Christy Lee]

So a sports talk for four days.

[Josh Arnold]

Lots of sports guys I know could do that.

[Chris Wegscheid]

And Nigerian sports. Running from cheetahs. I know nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

Never thought about it. That's why. Yeah, I guess you losers get eaten.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, good for him. Yeah, you have to be hallucinating after the first couple days.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Must.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, I'm gonna interview my coffee mug. Hi, how are you? You play sports?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Sorry if I have coffee breath. That's okay. Muggy.

[Tom Griswold]

You'Re so sweet.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Get it?

[Tom Griswold]

The cream. Oh, boy. Well, huh.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I wonder if we would understand anything he said if it's. If it's at all in English or if it's.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, and they're during the rainy season. So he can't even do like weather.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, tomorrow, rain. Saturday. Yeah, More rain for the next three months.

[Tom Griswold]

We got a loose hippo. We got to try to track that down. Well, I'll give bravo to him.

[Christy Lee]

Congratulations, George Isaac.

[Chris Wegscheid]

English is the official language of Nigeria.

[Christy Lee]

So we would understand it.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Other widely spoken languages in Nigeria include Hausa, Yoruba, Igbo, Fula and English Creole. So apparently a couple from Louisiana moved to Nigeria once and bred.

[Tom Griswold]

What were the first three of them?

[Chris Wegscheid]

H A U S A Hausa. And then Yoruba and Igbo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yurita nikto. Isn't that from the Day the Earth Stood Still?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Noctu verata Necto.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if anybody has that tattooed on their. You'd have to.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what we're talking about, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever see the movie the Day the Earth Stood Still? When I was a kid, it scared the hell out of me.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, because if the Earth stood still, we're in big trouble.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Essentially, this giant robot alien comes down and says, hey, if you keep up with the nukes, you're all dead. So how about we knock it off and. But we don't. We don't know the message of peace that he's trying to. And it's what he says, is that Nectuvarata or what is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Barata Nektu.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So we don't know what he's saying because obviously he's from another planet.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, but I'm just saying there's got to be some nerd out there that has that tattooed.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Is this a black and white movie?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Probably, yeah. They remade it with Keanu Reeves at one point, but I didn't see that.

[Tom Griswold]

You know my theory about UFO sightings?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

That there are more? That's Klaatu barada. There are more UFO sightings when the McRib comes back.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Isn't that something?

[Tom Griswold]

That's because it's false. But the point is.

[Christy Lee]

I believed you.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up in the news, we have Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. What you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we got something. For those of you who are fans of the Aerosmith rock and roll roller coaster. Bad news.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yes, but also good news.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, a smart move.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we'll talk about that. We have a bear rating an ice cream shop, because why wouldn't he. Yeah, it's ice cream. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I scream, you scream, we all scream.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there's a bear and dog takes on bull. Who wins? We'll find out.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I hope the dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, if.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we wouldn't have done the story.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Although we do have one tragic death in the. The news. We'll get to that.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Well, it depends whether or not you like the guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, it is tragic, actually. Yeah, elk is involved.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we'll find out. Oh, yeah, and also speaking of elk. Elk meat. There's also something out there called bush meat. And people have been trying to smuggle it into the United States from actually, interestingly enough, on a regular basis through Detroit, Michigan. And we'll find out about the. What happens when you find bushmeat bush meat in Detroit?

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like some Ted Nugent did it back in the day. Ted, how's the bush meat? Because he likes it fresh. You know, Ted, he's an avid hunter. Right now it's quiz time. We've been talking about our friends at the Silac Insurance Company. For a while, introducing you to something called an annuity. There's a lot of information you might want to know because annuities are all about making sure you keep getting paid when you retire. And so we're going to do the Christy Lee 3 just to help you out here right now. Dear Christy, I want to browse and read about all the Silac annuity choices. What is the address? The website address for Silac?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's super easy. Silac ins.com. spell it out. S I L A C I N S dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Your one for one question, too. I love the idea about this one. You get a 20% bonus, possibly by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. What's that all about? What's the phone number to call to find out that information?

[Christy Lee]

All you have to do is dial pound 250 on your cell phone. Say bonus 20. That number again. Pound 250. Say bonus 20.

[Tom Griswold]

That's huge. Last question, Christie Lee. Reading is not my strong suit. Would you be kind enough to read the official Silac Insurance company disclaimer?

[Christy Lee]

I'd be happy to consult your financial advisor. Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus Recapture. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Terms and conditions apply. See silacins.com disclosures.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, you are so good. That is almost impossible to read. That's why I asked you to do it. I'd be stumbling through it and mispronouncing things and you know how it is. It's very hard for me to talk and think at the same time. From the Aurelioto Part studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, guys, it's Ceedee Lamb, wide receiver for the Dallas Cowboys. I'm partnering with Abercrombie this season to tell you all about that viral denim. All you need to know is denim should fit like this. My jeans need to check a lot of boxes. Fit first, trend second.

[Chris Wegscheid]

They need to go with whatever I'm feeling.

[Pat Godwin]

And Abercrombie Denim has it down whether I'm throwing on a tee or putting a whole fit together. Shop Abercrombie Denim in the app, online and in store.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Hey there, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Yep, Pat Godwin's there.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Josh.

[Chris Wegscheid]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi, Joshy.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Jeff Hoske is across the way. Hello. Ace is here. Hey, Josh. I'm Josh. Tom later on will be joined by Tatiana Frank here in studio. Terrific comedian.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Looking forward to meeting her. I don't think any of us have met her. No.

[Tom Griswold]

So we've had her on the air before.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah, but not in person. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll look forward to seeing her. All right, we have Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. Disney World fans, and I'm one of them, there's, of course, in what? It's no longer MGM now, it's what, the Hollywood Film Studio section of Disney World.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah, I think it's Hollywood Studios.

[Christy Lee]

Hollywood Studios, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And that's the home of what was the home of the Aerosmith tribute roller coaster.

[Christy Lee]

Rock and roll roller Coaster.

[Chris Wegscheid]

That's a good time.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it was great time. But say goodbye to Aerosmith. Hello, Muppets.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I'll take the trip.

[Christy Lee]

Muppets band Electric Mayhem is taking over Disney's Rock and Roller Coaster. According to Disney Parks, the coaster will have a colorful new crew who will put their own spin on not just the ride itself, but also the iconic guitar that adorns the extension exterior, as well as some of the iconic scenery around Hollywood Studios. Rock and Roller Coaster starring the Muppets, set to make its debut next year in 2026.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, so I may forgive them for shutting down one of my favorite things at Disney world, the Muppet 3D movie.

[Pat Godwin]

I know.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Why can't they do both?

[Christy Lee]

That was.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I mean, I walked into the Muppet Show Theater.

[Tom Griswold]

I loved it.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah, I did, too.

[Tom Griswold]

They had the. The two guy. The two puppets up high.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yes. Statler and Waldorf were sitting up in the balcony.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chris Wegscheid]

That's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. And then it's not a spoiler alert anymore. Then this. One of the creatures would come flying out. Running down.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Sweden's would come out. Oh, sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

And they were. And they had the 3D. You put on the 3D glasses. And I would go. Every time. I bet. I bet I've seen it 25 times.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah, it's awesome.

[Christy Lee]

And they go, cool.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But you know me, I'm also a big fan of the hall of Presidents.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's so cool. And what I loved about it was it gets politicized depending on the crowd. You know, certain people would clap for John F. Kennedy. Certain people would boo for Nixon. People would clap for him.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah. They can't help themselves.

[Tom Griswold]

Plus, it was air conditioned.

[Christy Lee]

I never did the hall of President.

[Tom Griswold]

I Could never get anybody. I'd always have to do it by myself. No one would ever go in with you.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Well, of course, I've done it a couple times. It really is a nice blast of Eric and their robot.

[Pat Godwin]

The way it worked, though, it was pretty antiquito.

[Chris Wegscheid]

It's not bad. Would they move?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Speeches and talk a little bit and then sit back down.

[Josh Arnold]

Did the Biden one wander off?

[Christy Lee]

Did the Ford one fall down?

[Tom Griswold]

There is a video. There's a video somewhere on the Internet, one of them actually falling over. I forget which one. But they. As they introduce them, the presidents all nodded.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my husband.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're. They're giant robot dummies. Whatever you call them.

[Christy Lee]

Animatronics. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I like robot dummies.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it just. It's so. It's. I just think it's cool and. Yeah. And then I. Of course, years ago, I proposed the hall of Vice Presidents. Much less popular, but I forget which one gives a speech, but I feel.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Like Lincoln says something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I really think it would be Lincoln.

[Chris Wegscheid]

When I saw it, I'm sure he said something.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's kind of a little. There's a video before, like, a cartoon thing and. But it's.

[Chris Wegscheid]

It is a nice break from the sun.

[Josh Arnold]

How long does it last?

[Tom Griswold]

Forever?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah. Maybe 20 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

And it wouldn't be a Disney World without getting. And I have actually been stuck in It's a Small World on several occasions.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's fun, too. They're all great. And I love Pirates of the Caribbean. You know, they changed that around.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pirates of the Caribbean. It used to be one of the pirates was chasing a maiden.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They switched that up.

[Christy Lee]

Chasing a pig.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they thought it was.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a mean thing to say about the maiden placement.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's a pig, right? Am I wrong?

[Josh Arnold]

So now the pirates are trying to have sex with a pig?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, they're just.

[Chris Wegscheid]

They made it. They inadvertently made it way worse.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They chase each other.

[Tom Griswold]

I suppose it was probably time to phase out the Aerosmith thing anyway.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was a lot of fun, though. My favorite baseball cap is from there. The Aerosmith roller coaster.

[Pat Godwin]

Love on a roller coaster.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember my, my. I think Finn was 10. We went over to that thing and she goes, who's that old lady with the big mouth? That's Stephen Tyler.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's about. I'm doing.

[Josh Arnold]

She's not wrong.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Great band.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of change, I don't know if you've been in a cracker barrel lately. But we have changed up, I've heard. Yeah. They've also changed their new logo.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

They have a new logo? Yeah. Fans are outraged about it because people are morons. The design ditches the icon of the man leaning on a barrel as well as the words old country store, leaving just simple text on a gold background.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Let me look at this.

[Christy Lee]

Which also has a. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

There it is up there.

[Christy Lee]

So there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. Yeah, it's this. Virtually the same, except the old man and the barrel are gone.

[Christy Lee]

The Tennessee based company says its new logo is rooted even more closely to the iconic barrel shape and word mark that started it all. Following the announcement, furious fans took to social media to complain.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're furious about this, well, maybe. Maybe listen to the news for a while. Maybe you get furious about something real.

[Chris Wegscheid]

In the world if you haven't been.

[Christy Lee]

In a cracker barrel lately. They have changed. They took out all the. They had a lot of. Kind of like the Fridays. They had a lot of stuff on the walls and antiques and it was really cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, Everything is agreeable gray, like. It's just.

[Christy Lee]

They've rebranded and remodeled restaurants and some call it soulless and sterile.

[Jess Hooker]

100%.

[Christy Lee]

They've opened. They. On the front porch. Yes. They've opened up where it used to be a wall. They've opened that all up so you can see all the way through the restaurant.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm concerned. I think the term cracker could be perceived as being politically incorrect.

[Christy Lee]

Who doesn't like a good cracker?

[Tom Griswold]

I think they're referencing hillbillies. I, for one.

[Chris Wegscheid]

You're glad to see the change. Are you wanna see more change? Apparently, yes.

[Christy Lee]

I love my cracker barrel.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I. Look, this is totally unnecessary, but I'm with Tom. If this has ruined your month, relax a little bit. But the reason people get so upset about stuff like this, Tom, is because they do watch the news and they want to break from that with something familiar and unchanged. And now when the familiar changes.

[Tom Griswold]

And for you, let's face it, Josh, the cracker barrel is like the bat signal.

[Christy Lee]

There's a.

[Tom Griswold]

See that logo? And it's.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Well, as a. Yeah. A guy who's lived on the road most of my life. That was a. That was like a call from mom.

[Pat Godwin]

Big comedian.

[Chris Wegscheid]

That was a very comforting.

[Christy Lee]

There was a cracker barrel near me that has changed to a K town, which is a Korean, like a hot pot barbecue place now. But the thing they didn't change is when you go to the restroom on the sign on the back of the door. It's still the old Cracker Barrel logo. Please wash your hands or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

You could have a coffee table book of places that change to something else, like the Dairy Queen over here. That's not Taekwondo. A Taekwondo studio. But you can still tell from the way the sign is configured.

[Chris Wegscheid]

You know what? Often see a closed Cracker Barrel.

[Christy Lee]

I know, That's.

[Tom Griswold]

It was shocking.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm more upset I didn't get a chance to like what they do with all that cool stuff.

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly what I want.

[Josh Arnold]

Some of that stuff.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder what they did with it.

[Josh Arnold]

I want an old time plow. I would love one of those for my house.

[Chris Wegscheid]

What do they do? What is Cracker? Why the decision?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Did they learn nothing from Bud Light?

[Josh Arnold]

It's like. It's like everything. Somebody has to look like they're working.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, what'd you do this year? Oh, I changed the logo. Oh, we're. We're changing it to more modern.

[Chris Wegscheid]

We're just gonna serve new Coke. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe there's a museum somewhere that has the band from Chuck E. Cheese, the cool stuff hanging from the ceilings at Fridays.

[Chris Wegscheid]

And Cracker Barrel, as long as they.

[Josh Arnold]

Have that hash brown casserole, you could tear down all the walls and I.

[Christy Lee]

Would still go, yeah, you can serve.

[Chris Wegscheid]

It in a ditch.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

I want a Charleston Chew now, Pat, what do you think about changing the logo of Cracker Barrel?

[Pat Godwin]

Cracker Barrel logo. I don't care. What's the controversy? I don't care. They removed the dude. I don't care. I like their chicken and dumplings.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yes, I get. It's my favorite restaurant. Cracker Barrel is my favorite of the franchise chain restaurants.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're gonna find this hard to believe. I've never been in one.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I don't find that hard to believe at all.

[Christy Lee]

I wanted to take you so many times.

[Chris Wegscheid]

How many times have we said, oh, yeah, you gotta see that movie. And he sees it and craps all over it. That's why.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you think I'm gonna ruin it for you?

[Tatiana Frank]

Yes.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Well, no. I don't let you ruin things for me anymore.

[Pat Godwin]

What should Tom order? What should Tom order, though? If we were to take him, Because I can't think of something that I don't know.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Because I.

[Christy Lee]

They don't think he'd like the hash brown casserole.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I kind of don't know his palette.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have meatloaf?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah, I'll see.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a Big. I'm in for that.

[Christy Lee]

They have great grilled chicken tenders.

[Tom Griswold]

I love those. Do they have mashed potatoes?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Green beans?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think I've had anything but breakfast there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really? Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I've never had any other meal there.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Interesting. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Their chicken tenders are amazing. And you'd love. They're marinated and they're grilled.

[Tom Griswold]

And what is a cracker barrel? Is that a thing?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, a barrel that you put crackers.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah, barrel crackers.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's that simple.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And they have stuff you love, like all the old old timey candies from your childhood.

[Josh Arnold]

And do they still have Charles chips?

[Tatiana Frank]

Right.

[Chris Wegscheid]

What have they done with the store?

[Christy Lee]

I know they still have the store.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegscheid]

You can get Charles Chips in the can.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Just like they had delivered when we were kids. Yeah.

[Chris Wegscheid]

That's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

But Charles chips in the can sounds like a sex move.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I'd happily go with you, though. I'd happily treat you to maybe one of these days. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Why don't we do a lunch and that and film it?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we'll do it. Thank you very much. If you're just joining us. Hi. Thanks. This is the Bob and Tom program coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Happy to be here. Christy Lee is right over there in the stripes and she is at the. What we like to call the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. And I did find an update for you, Jeff. A lot of stuff was reused, but most of it was sold to a third party. They don't say who. Okay. All the old timey decor.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't they put a sign up and say, we're selling everything and I would.

[Christy Lee]

Think you'd have a great auction. Yeah. Well, who's gonna step it up?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Who's gonna become the. Who's gonna have all that stuff on their walls?

[Pat Godwin]

Now, remember, Fridays, they all had all that stuff, too. Two ladies did that it. Two ladies bought all that stuff.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah. Interesting.

[Pat Godwin]

For the whole country.

[Christy Lee]

And then they just sold everything on ebay.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know what they did, man.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Wild.

[Tom Griswold]

They just bulldozed the Fridays near here.

[Christy Lee]

I know. What do they put in there? Do you know?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

They paradise and put in the parking lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Ruby Tuesday still up?

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's not.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Because they had the best salad bar, Right?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Absolutely they did. For a while there, man, it was just a treat. Those homemade pumpernickel.

[Pat Godwin]

Unless she got behind two old ladies who discussed everything. You Ever have that happen?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Every time I went to Ruby Tuesday.

[Pat Godwin]

The cherry tomatoes. I think I'm gonna try a cherry.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I just figured they worked it every Ruby Tuesday.

[Pat Godwin]

Gladys, what does spinach taste?

[Tom Griswold]

They're like. They're the. They're the wives of the two guys at Disney World on the balcony.

[Christy Lee]

I would.

[Pat Godwin]

Honestly.

[Tom Griswold]

Waldorf, come on.

[Chris Wegscheid]

What are these? Raisins?

[Pat Godwin]

He put the raisins on this.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Now I've seen everything, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

And then when they set up the salad bar, I think the guy takes the thousand island dressing ladle and puts it in the ranch just so.

[Pat Godwin]

Why are the croutons brown?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, this is something, Shirley.

[Tom Griswold]

You think? Because I know. I know. We're living in a culture now in which a lot of the places there's no. You check out by yourself, which I like.

[Pat Godwin]

I do too.

[Tom Griswold]

But I know I've always said this. My aunt used to always go shopping just so she could talk to other human beings because she was kind of.

[Chris Wegscheid]

A spinster, and here she comes again.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, are they gonna. Is AI gonna start doing that? Is the. Is the machine gonna recognize you and go, oh, hi, Florence. How are you today?

[Pat Godwin]

At some point, you know what?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Probably, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you find everything you were looking for?

[Chris Wegscheid]

There have been movies like that where you walk in the store, they go, hey, Tom, how are you? Nice to see you again. I mean, there's a chance.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, like the haircut. You're keeping the sideburns. Huh? What happened to your ear?

[Chris Wegscheid]

How's your dog? There was a while, every time I walked into a cvs, I would get a notification from Walgreens. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chris Wegscheid]

You know, we have this on, and I went delete.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, we. They've kind of cut back on the length of the receipt there. Right at cvs, that thing, they got the message. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

When you do self checkout, you can just choose not to get a receipt.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, yeah, that's good too.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm a big fan of the self checkout.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It's easy. It's easy to shop with.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's not.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it is. I'll show how to do it.

[Chris Wegscheid]

You want to come over tonight for some lobster tails?

[Tom Griswold]

So this thing. Back to. I'm sorry. For back to the cracker barrel thing. They. They call this rebranding.

[Christy Lee]

Uhhuh.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah. You see it. I mean, it happens. And there's always backlash.

[Christy Lee]

They're trying to modernize like everything else.

[Chris Wegscheid]

But that's the joy of cracker. I'm not outraged. Things happen and there's no reason to be great, but I do prefer the old. It was always a comfort.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And I also. The one I go to. I don't know if this is for all of them. I think they've replaced the wooden fireplace with gas now. Don't quote me on that.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I'm out.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Do they still have the pet game?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Do they still have the egg game on the table?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, they do.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, then I'm fine.

[Tom Griswold]

But, well, the peg game, to be clear, is.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it depends on where you play it.

[Jess Hooker]

It's this guy behind the dumpster.

[Tom Griswold]

The golf tea game.

[Christy Lee]

You've seen the golf tee game, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, maybe Disney World could have a special land where they have all the old restaurant stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Aunt Jemima waving to you.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Uncle Ben's right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chris Wegscheid]

All.

[Tom Griswold]

All of the.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, no. They. They closed. Spl.

[Pat Godwin]

Eskimo Pie.

[Tom Griswold]

All the things that are gone.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Wistful. Yeah, yeah. Things that cancel. Hey, there's the Fredo Bandino.

[Pat Godwin]

The movie. Song of the South.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's just, you know, maybe sometimes rebranding is a good thing.

[Chris Wegscheid]

It's just 85 year old men look in there, kind of wiping tears.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, I miss Uncle Ben.

[Tom Griswold]

And they change the taste, too.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I tell you what, it's those liberals. They're selling Washington Redskins jersey.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't order chicken fried steak off an iPad. It doesn't make sense. Send Gertie back over here.

[Chris Wegscheid]

The One with the Big Jugs.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, thank you very much. We're gonna. We're gonna revisit something in the news. What have you got going over there, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we have a lot going on over here. Forget romance. What about shreking?

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Christy Lee]

That's the new thing. Apparently the thong bikini fan, not a fan fan.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Rides up. Oh, you mean on other people.

[Christy Lee]

And a brave dog takes on a bull. We'll tell. We'll tell you.

[Chris Wegscheid]

That is a brave.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good luck.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. He wins an award for it.

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[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a word you can't say?

[Christy Lee]

All right. What are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, no. You, for example, can't say the word municipal.

[Christy Lee]

Municipal.

[Tom Griswold]

See, you always get it wrong. I get municipal. I can't say nominal.

[Christy Lee]

Municipal.

[Tom Griswold]

I got it that time.

[Pat Godwin]

I can't say no.

[Christy Lee]

We know. Especially to women.

[Pat Godwin]

I met my son.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there's that guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that's. That's really uncomfortable.

[Pat Godwin]

When he asked for stuff.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, boy. I mean, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Just keep going. Just push forward.

[Chris Wegscheid]

There's Jess Hooker. Hi. Jeff Ozk's across the way, as is Ace Cosby. Howdy. I'm Josh Arnold. And soon we'll be joined by comedian Tatiana Frank. Tom. In the meantime, I believe we have something special.

[Tom Griswold]

We do.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I was told.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently that's coming up in a minute.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Okay, cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently there's been a change in plan.

[Chris Wegscheid]

That's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about the self checkout.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm a fan.

[Jess Hooker]

I am a fan. I like, I can pack my groceries exactly how I want them.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Because I have a system.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, same.

[Tom Griswold]

But I really have to grocery shop by myself because.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You would get on.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I think it's a nice thing to do alone. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I have my way.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is illogical.

[Josh Arnold]

What is up? Maybe it's just my lady. My lady.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

What? We need to go to the store and she wants to go together. I'm like, why ruin both people's days? Like, let's just ruin one person at a times day. And she's like, no, we could go together.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you spend twice as much money, first of all.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They have to pick out stuff. No, no, no. We don't get that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, see, I'm in the exact opposite situation. If I say I want to go to the grocery store, she does not want to be anywhere near me.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's not because.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you got this.

[Jess Hooker]

You know what? I posted about this because I saw a couple walking into the grocery store and they were holding hands and smiling and I was like, what the hell are you doing?

[Christy Lee]

They've been dating a week, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah. No, but, but. So when your lady sends you to the grocery store or significant other in any situation. Sorry, Pat, you're excluded. But is.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Do you.

[Jess Hooker]

Does she write out the grocery list in order that the grocery store is laid out?

[Josh Arnold]

No, when I go to the grocery store, I make the list.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, you do the cooking and stuff?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So do you go in the order of the store?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I just know where everything. No, no, I just write the list.

[Tom Griswold]

How many grocery stores do you have memorized?

[Josh Arnold]

Two.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've got three down.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you make your list in order of the grocery store?

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding? No. One. I forget everything, and I always get the wrong brand. I take. I'll take pictures of the cottage cheese and send it to her. Is this the one?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a smart move.

[Chris Wegscheid]

It is a smart move. Why not?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I. Yeah, we. We send pictures and there's. There was a social media trend where it was like, send your husband to the grocery store and tell him to get cream of tartar. And they're like, don't tell him anything else.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nobody would know.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they would have no idea where to go.

[Josh Arnold]

Dairy section, wandering around.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Where is it?

[Jess Hooker]

It's in the seasoning.

[Chris Wegscheid]

How many guys do you think went home with tartar sauce?

[Jess Hooker]

Probably.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Like. Yeah, a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

But is the self checkouts, they're getting smarter. And what is the movie where the guy walks in the store? Isn't it Tom Cruise? He walks in the store.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I think Minority Report did it. Everywhere he went, they were like, oh, hey, we got these new shirts in that you bought last year.

[Christy Lee]

He walks by the Gap store.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's gonna be. It's gonna be pretty soon the. The machine will recognize you. It'll know your credit card number, and it'll say, well, hey, Tom. Oh, looks like you're putting on some weight. Might want to put the dingle bongs back and not eat them.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Some of the new arenas, they have a system where you go get your hot dogs, whatever, and your grift cards on the. You don't pay money.

[Jess Hooker]

They save it.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

They save your credit card at the arenas.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Based on your face.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Facial recognition? Yeah, facial recognition.

[Jess Hooker]

That's crazy. Yeah, but I mean.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I mean, I am looking forward to the day. And I know this has been implemented maybe in a few stores around the country, but when you put something in your cart, it's. It's rung up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegscheid]

And then, you know, you push your cart to the end and it pays.

[Jess Hooker]

And it just pays. Yeah, it Just charges your card as you leave. Yeah, I'm for that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they've got it down. Except the problem with the current version is it's, it irradiates all the people because of the.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah. They need to fix.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. The, the uranium, strontium 13, whatever the hell it is in the, in the, in the ho hos. They got to get that, get rid of that.

[Chris Wegscheid]

And then what do you do? Also if your kid starts throwing cereal in there and then you, you're like, no, we got to take that out. Yeah, I need a manager at my cart. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now what's your. If you take something, say you get a quart of milk, realize it's the wrong kind, do you take it back to the dairy case or you just. Are you the, Are you the guy that just puts it with the cereal and leaves it there?

[Jess Hooker]

No, no, I take it back to.

[Chris Wegscheid]

The dairy case no matter what it is. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Anything refrigerated?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Well, not even I, I'll do it with a, you know, a spice. Oh, yeah. Like, you know what? I don't need this.

[Christy Lee]

Right. You don't just leave it on the shelf anywhere.

[Chris Wegscheid]

No, no, Tom, I look at it as a. There are a lot of things in life I, I make sure I pay a.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, yeah. Hey, I was a moron. I owe. Now I have to walk across the store. That's my tax for being a moron.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Coming up, comedian Tatiana Frank will be joining us right now. Christy Lee is at the Silac Insurance news desk. We'll check in and see what's going on over there. What do you got?

[Christy Lee]

A new dating term is out there. It's called shreking. Anybody want to take a guess as to what that means?

[Chris Wegscheid]

No. Maybe. Maybe. Okay, maybe I will.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I know you post ugly or non flattering photos of you so that when in real life you're. When you meet, you actually end up being better than they think.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's. You're thinking along the right line.

[Tom Griswold]

That's actually not a bad idea.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Shreking involves dating someone you are not attracted to in the hopes that the person will treat you better in return. When you get shreked, it means the person you lowered your standards for still ended up hurting you. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're not. Is this. So this is based on looks.

[Christy Lee]

So plenty of people have put looks lower on the list and hoping that the attraction will grow over time. If someone treats you better, I.

[Chris Wegscheid]

This is a terrible way to start.

[Christy Lee]

When it backfires though, is when someone assumes that just because they're dating down in looks, they'll automatically be treated better and then they're not.

[Pat Godwin]

This is horrible.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Everything about this I think is so horrible.

[Christy Lee]

I have shot is horrible. Yeah. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Or I guess Shreking could be just dating a jackass.

[Christy Lee]

Shrek's a monster.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Who's the ass? Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy. Okay. Yeah. The donkey. Donkey. Those were great movies.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought Shreking would have meant that people were comfortable around like each other and have gassy and.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, that's true, too.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah. Accepting somebody for their.

[Christy Lee]

For the way they are.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah. Well, apparently it's like the opposite. Well, I guess I'll date somebody I'm not attracted to. How dare you put the other person through that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And that he should treat you or she should treat you better because you're more attractive than them.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah. What?

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Jess Hooker]

They should be grateful.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Exactly. Yeah. This is really gross.

[Jess Hooker]

You're trash people.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, what is if. What if both people are shreking? Maybe they both think that they're better than the other one and that's the.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Worst because now we got ugly kids running.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegscheid]

They'll ruin your day.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

A recent survey reveals a fair number of gen zers are still relying on their parents. This story makes me just cringe. Even at the office. According to a poll conducted by resume templates, one in three Gen Zers have had a parent write their resume. 30% parents will write their cover letters. 75% said they brought their parent to an interview.

[Chris Wegscheid]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

That has to be high, right?

[Chris Wegscheid]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

75.

[Chris Wegscheid]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's not.

[Josh Arnold]

Three out of four.

[Jess Hooker]

This is.

[Christy Lee]

This is. It's.

[Jess Hooker]

It's usually like in the waiting room or in the car. Even like, their parents rode with them because they were so nervous.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Stay in the car.

[Chris Wegscheid]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

What's your greatest weakness? I don't know. Ask my mom. She's in the car.

[Christy Lee]

55 of respondents, a parent speak with a hiring manager on their behalf. Oh, no. 45.

[Josh Arnold]

You're not hired.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah, immediately.

[Christy Lee]

Not 45%.

[Josh Arnold]

Your mom has a job offer.

[Christy Lee]

Her one regularly. Have a parent talk to their current manager.

[Chris Wegscheid]

What?

[Christy Lee]

You know, Joey doesn't feel well today, so he's not going to come in.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Well, that's something, but it's not something. Wait a minute. A parent can't call and say no.

[Josh Arnold]

You fake your own call in. You don't have your mommy do it.

[Tom Griswold]

For an adult job.

[Christy Lee]

Adult child.

[Chris Wegscheid]

If you're. If no if you have a 19 year old or a 20 year old living at home and they are legitimately in bed with the flu, why can't a parent call in and say, hey, my kid's sick?

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's a little different. I think these people are adults that.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Should be calling Gen Z if they're all.

[Josh Arnold]

If they lived on their own, they would have to call in, right?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Sure. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You wouldn't call your mom and be like, hey, can you call in for me?

[Chris Wegscheid]

I'm not going to call it. Well, of course not. Like I said, if they're living at home and they're legitimately sick.

[Christy Lee]

What? 75% of those polled have their parents help complete work assignments for them. 55% have brought a parent to their current.

[Chris Wegscheid]

You guys, though, you also understand this isn't Gen Z's fault.

[Tatiana Frank]

No, it's not.

[Chris Wegscheid]

This is their parents. Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It's our fault.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Enabling.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Say what percentage vape during the interview.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I talked to my dad yesterday and so we know. I started here in 2002. And he goes, you still. You still at that radio station? That's what my dad said to me. That's how aware he is of what's going on in my life.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

No, my daughter has had a job for three years and she doesn't care for it. And I was like, well, go get something you like. And she goes, and go to another interview.

[Chris Wegscheid]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

She will have that job till she is 40 with a chemistry degree. She's gonna be busing tables because she doesn't want to go to another interview. They're terrified of it.

[Chris Wegscheid]

That chemistry degree will help her marry ketchups. Yeah. She never spills a drop.

[Tom Griswold]

That's such a. I love seeing that.

[Josh Arnold]

I hated that as a server. Oh, what's your side work? Marrying the ketchup. Oh, I guess I'll be here three hours longer tonight.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah. What's. Is that worse than rolling silverware?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, way worse. Because like that Heinz57, that stuff doesn't want to come out.

[Tom Griswold]

You got.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait for it.

[Jess Hooker]

Marrying the ketchups. I've never heard that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you take the two bottles and you.

[Josh Arnold]

The two h half bottles and make a whole bottle.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Ten years ago, they couldn't marry. They said they have a law.

[Chris Wegscheid]

You still ketchup and mustard. Still can't get.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. It depends on the state.

[Chris Wegscheid]

California, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

It's fine. What percentage? You said their parents wrote their resumes.

[Christy Lee]

What? What did I say? 55%.

[Chris Wegscheid]

That doesn't shock me.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it shocks me one in three because like 90 of them AI writes.

[Josh Arnold]

Their that I understand wanting help with a we don't have as much a problem with.

[Chris Wegscheid]

But that should also be a week long section in high school.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chris Wegscheid]

How to make a resume or 30.

[Tom Griswold]

Seconds on chat GPT.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Well, that's what you prefer.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's what's happening.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the reality.

[Chris Wegscheid]

How do you type in all that info? It's isn't it after you're done typing into Chat GPT, aren't you? Oh, I may as well just written the resume.

[Christy Lee]

But they write it for you. It's just amazing. Well, you just work. This is what I've done. Boom.

[Jess Hooker]

And then you put in the job that you're applying for and it changes the words in your resume to match what they're looking for in the job.

[Tom Griswold]

And then the hiring guy goes, oh, this is fake. This was written by a machine. You're not fooling them.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I know I'm a Luddite, but this is not how it's supposed to be. No. Use your damn brains. Yeah, I've removed the autocorrect and all that stuff from my texting.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that why I'm getting so many.

[Pat Godwin]

Misspelled words every time you text me? That's always misspelled.

[Chris Wegscheid]

That's absolutely not true. Because I go back and I type in. I have to put in all my own apostrophes. I have to. And it really is a nice little. Nobody likes this. Nobody likes hearing this guy. But what I was going to say.

[Tom Griswold]

Is, you know, he goes back and proofreads.

[Chris Wegscheid]

That's nobody.

[Tom Griswold]

I do. That's why he hit the back of that bus.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I proofread. I. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Took his eyes off the road to make sure that he had the Oxford comma.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we're coming right back. We've got a little a special surprise. I think. I think we got this worked out. Also, we're going to have a comedian, Tatiana Frank joining us at some point soon. And we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Chris Wegscheid]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast and quite frankly deserve. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts, there's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Josh.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Pat Godwin's there.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Josh.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Jess Hooker has joined us. Hi. Jeff Oskay, always great to see. Hey. As is Ace Cosby. Good to see you. I am Josh Arnold. There's Tom. And Tom. I believe we have something special about to occur.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And they've given me an assignment. I hope I can handle it.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Okay. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a. I've got two sound effects. Let me just test them, see if they work. Okay.

[Chris Wegscheid]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. How about this one?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. Okay. Yeah, maybe now we have. We've got a script here for the Bob and Tom Players.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, very exciting.

[Tom Griswold]

And let's see, I guess. Who's the first announcer here? Oh, I start this one. Okay. Unrehearsed. Ladies and gentlemen.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, presenting.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see a pat.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Maybe a flourish or a guitar. Something sort of a nice.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think it needs it.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Okay. Just with your voice, it's fine. Just an acapella sort of soap opera. Y.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe something two ladies in a lounge, perhaps, chatting. What do you got for us?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Ooh.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's nice.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Now presenting the Bob and Tom Player.

[Tom Griswold]

Today's modern woman is busier than ever, balancing a hectic home life with the demands of a career that can be taxing. As a result, attending to one's own health and hygiene often becomes a secondary concern for some women.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Jess, can I ask you a personal question?

[Jess Hooker]

Of course you can, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

This one's kind of embarrassing.

[Jess Hooker]

No need to be embarrassed. You can share anything with me.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it has to do with, you know, down there.

[Jess Hooker]

Down where?

[Christy Lee]

Down south.

[Chris Wegscheid]

That was an accident down there. Take it from it has to do with, you know.

[Christy Lee]

It has to do with, you know, down there.

[Jess Hooker]

Down where?

[Christy Lee]

Down south.

[Jess Hooker]

South, like San Antonio or the Key West?

[Christy Lee]

Well, no, not that far south. I mean down south to my vagina.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

So what's the problem with your vagina?

[Christy Lee]

I just feel like I don't spend enough time taking care of it. I think there may be an odor issue.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, boy.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Got you.

[Jess Hooker]

I used to feel the same way until I discovered a wonderful new appliance that freshens me up down there while I sleep.

[Christy Lee]

What? What's that?

[Jess Hooker]

It's called the Pussifier 6900.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Jess Hooker]

The Velvet Purse Scrubber and Nebulizer.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right, ladies. Introducing the Pussifier 6900. It does the job that you're too tired to do. The Pussifier 6900 uses high tech AI driven technology combining the smelling power of a golden retriever with the stench sampling rate of IBM's quantum supercomputer at Oak Ridge National Laboratory. It's all designed to sniff out embarrassing odors.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Ladies, try the Pussifier 6900 tonight. Simply turn it on, slip it in and let it go. It'll do the dirty work while you're asleep. It'll even spritz your mommy parts with a light cloud of zesty air freshener so when you wake up, you'll feel reinvigorated, spruced up and ready to take on the day.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I'll give the pussifier 6900 a.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Try later that evening.

[Christy Lee]

Good night, babe.

[Josh Arnold]

Good night, sweetheart. By the way, that was the best roll in the hay we've had in a long time. And I love the fragrance.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's the Pussifier 6900's newest aroma. It's called Citrus Cascade.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

It felt like I was huffing afloat. And the Orange bowl parade next week.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna try a new scent. It's called Grandpa's workshop.

[Tom Griswold]

The Pussifier 6900. With insertable fragrance pods, enhancing an emission control system with activated charcoal and patented soundguard queef muffler technology.

[Chris Wegscheid]

That's right, ladies. Take a whiff. The Pussifier 6900 keeps you feeling clean and breezy down there every night. And don't forget, when you order, specify what size. Oh, when you order, specify what size Pusser 6900. You'll need golf ball, softball or watermelon. It's the Pussifier 6900. And for the single gal who needs a little action, be sure and ask about our new oscillating compactor. Rumble rod attack Judgment.

[Jess Hooker]

I'll have what she's having. It smells like burning tires.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Stop that thing.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the Pussifier 6900, ladies and gentlemen, thank you.

[Chris Wegscheid]

You've been watching the Bob and Tom play.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much, ladies. We have.

[Christy Lee]

Can I do my part over. Is that basic screaming sound? Should have said orgasm. Cosmic sounds.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

And so that.

[Tom Griswold]

How would that sound?

[Christy Lee]

And then you shock me and then I scream.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's try it again.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Slower and louder.

[Jess Hooker]

Never heard that noise before.

[Christy Lee]

Haven't, Jeff?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

Up next, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The Silac insurance news desk. What do you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, the annual big nude cruise is planning to set sail next February. Bare Necessities Tour and Travel said passengers could look forward to exotic tropical islands, historic ports full of local culture, and an exclusive stop at the cruise line's private island for our bear cruisers to enjoy. Au natural.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't you do one of these, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, I did.

[Christy Lee]

Guests must be 21 or older by embarkation, go without clothes in many onboard spaces, but they must cover up when the ship is docked, during the captain's introduction reception and when eating in the dining rooms, however, the self serve buffet is clothes free.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

That's right. Bare Necessities says lingerie, fetish wear and excessive genital jewelry are not appropriate at any time.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

No bling on your thing?

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Man, oh man.

[Josh Arnold]

Be careful of the breakfast bar going for the kiwis. You may accidentally grab some dude's hairy bowls.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, when you did this, you were the entertainment.

[Pat Godwin]

I was. And one of the comedians.

[Tom Griswold]

What were the rules? Were people just naked all over the place?

[Chris Wegscheid]

There were a whole lot of rules.

[Pat Godwin]

Except not the dining room thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Not a lot. And not open. Open sex in.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's more. I think it's for naturalists.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but don't you have to. Well, I remember you saying somebody, you have to have a towel for your seat or something you have a sit upon.

[Pat Godwin]

When they did the comedy show, there was towels for the seats as I recall. Yes.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, man.

[Christy Lee]

Did you make a sit upon when you were in school?

[Tom Griswold]

A what?

[Christy Lee]

A sit upon.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that?

[Christy Lee]

It's something you sit upon. We made them. We made them in Girl Scouts and my kids made them in preschool and kindergarten.

[Chris Wegscheid]

That's what my gym teacher called his lap. I don't know what he's doing these days. I think 15 to 20.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Eating ramen.

[Christy Lee]

And fashion.

[Tom Griswold]

You got a song about the nude cruise?

[Chris Wegscheid]

I do.

[Pat Godwin]

Old man naked on the bow of the ship. Bare ass lady, you can read her lips. Volleyball on the buff with free flowing booze.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Won't you let me take you on.

[Pat Godwin]

A nude cruise of boobies. Oo wee baby cooches, Carolina's butt cheeks. Oo wee baby. Won't you let me take you on a nude cruise?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Just a little verse there for you. Butt cheeks, cheeks.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what I said.

[Tom Griswold]

But what was the. You at the dining room, you have to be fully clothed.

[Christy Lee]

But not at the buffet.

[Tom Griswold]

Not at the buffet.

[Christy Lee]

The Walker buffet.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think that would be the one. You'd want clothes on, right?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Ah, yes, yes, the buffet.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's sold out, so it must be, it must be very, very.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, you don't want a guy sticking his wiener in the ranch and then putting it back in the Russian dressing.

[Pat Godwin]

Ranch to Russ.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Russian.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder. I'm gonna look into. We're going on a cruise in February in the Caribbean. Cruise, not New Christy.

[Josh Arnold]

You could make a nude cruise.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you could. In my stateroom.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

But not anywhere else. But wouldn't it be funny to run into, run into the ship somewhere?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you're both in port at the same time.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure they have to put their clothes on when they, when they get off the boat.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much. Coming up, we have the return of the thong bikini. We have an arsonist, apparently an amateur because he sets himself on fire. And we have a comedian, Tatiana Frank, all set to join us right now. I want to remind you about the great quality of the Raycon earbuds. And if you're going on vacation, you want to have those earbuds. If you're, if you're going to be getting on an airplane, I also recommend the Raycon headphones. I keep saying the same thing. I know my girls have them. So they'll be sitting in the backseat, I'll be driving and I don't hear any chatter. I don't have to hear the. Them listening to their. Whatever they're listening to because they've got the headphones on. This message is brought to you by our friends at Raycon. Don't you love it when favorite things come back? Well, Raycon has brought back the fan favorite, the everyday Earbuds classic. Now updated with active noise cancellation. See what I'm talking about by visiting buyraycon.com Tom this is the latest version of Raycon's famous everyday Earbud classic. Now featuring, as I mentioned, active noise cancellation. Pair that with eight hours of playtime and a 32 hour battery life. Your Raycons will never leave your ears. The icon has returned. Check it out by going to buyraycon.com. tom you'll get 20% off this fan favorite if you do it today. That's buyraycon.com Tom Once again, 20% off the Everyday Earbuds Classic. Buyraycon.com Tom and remember, they won't fall out of your ears because you select the size of the gel tip that you want. So they're going to stay in your ears. You're not going to lose them. And by the way, did I mention they're half the price of those little white ones and the sound is great. Check them out. Once again, buyraycon.com Tom coming up, we're going to talk with Tatiana Frank and we're going to find out about a bear in the ice cream shop. And are you too good looking? If you're gorgeous, stick around. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Why? Because you're not playing me with rapid fire takes. Y' all went from the super bowl straight to the toilet bowl. He's not over the NFL. The NFL is over him. Scorching debates, all the good, all the bad, all the ups, all the downs.

[Josh Arnold]

He's the spitfire of sports smack.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry for what I said because what's appropriate when I said it, but I can't say it anymore. Dude, you are killing the game. The Jim Rome show podcast.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Morning, Josh.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Pat Godwin's there. Jeff, Oscar across the way.

[Josh Arnold]

What's up, man?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Ace cows. I'm Josh Arnold. Tom. We are joined by a comedian who new to us, we have yet to meet her. So looking forward to this beautiful name.

[Tom Griswold]

Beautiful head of hair. Tatiana Frank is with us. What a great name.

[Tatiana Frank]

Thank you.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Hi, Tatiana.

[Tatiana Frank]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Did your parents invent it or is it a family name? Where'd that come from? Do you know?

[Tatiana Frank]

Yeah, I mean Frank, it's I guess German. Kind of like Anne Frank, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure I am.

[Tatiana Frank]

I mean, I have a few things going on. I'm Jewish. Last name.

[Tom Griswold]

And you got a lot of hair. That's going way down there, isn't it?

[Tatiana Frank]

Yeah, I got, I got, it's pretty long. It used to be longer. My mom's kind of kooky. She never let us cut it. So I was, whenever I see another girl with really long hair, I'm like, kooky, Mom.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I already know.

[Tatiana Frank]

She's like, yep, Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

When I was in. When I was in elementary school, I still. I can still remember the name of the young lady. I won't say it. She's probably still out there somewhere. She was in the front page of the paper because she'd never had a haircut.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

And finally, finally, when her hair hit the ground, they made a real big deal out of it.

[Tatiana Frank]

Well, I mean, that's how I knew I had to get a haircut. As I. I saw another girl out in the wild with really long hair and I was like, oh, she looks crazy. That's what I look like. That's not. And the thing about having a lot of hair, it's like you don't get to choose. It's everywhere. Like, I'm just a hairy chick. You know what I mean? Like, I've spent a lot of money. I. I did thousands of dollars for permanent hair hair. Laser hair removal down there. And it grew back.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Tatiana Frank]

It grew back and it remembered.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tatiana Frank]

It was pissed. It was like, you can't kill me, I'm you. I was like, oh, my God. So it's got a villain origin story.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that laser hair removal, I'm trying to think of. Who was the guy? He's a Canadian comedian, real tall.

[Christy Lee]

Ian Bag.

[Tom Griswold]

Ian Bag. He had this incredibly hairy back. Do you know Ian?

[Chris Wegscheid]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a great guy.

[Tatiana Frank]

I would love to meet him.

[Christy Lee]

He's very funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He had his back laser.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I did.

[Tom Griswold]

Is. Did that hurt?

[Tatiana Frank]

Yeah, it's painful.

[Christy Lee]

It's lasers.

[Josh Arnold]

How long does the process take to have the lasering done? Is it a one time process?

[Tatiana Frank]

Oh, you got to come back. It's multiple sessions and. But you know, you're powering through it. You're like, but it's permanent. You know, that's the one thing getting you through. It's permanent. It wasn't for me.

[Josh Arnold]

Smell like burning hair.

[Tatiana Frank]

Probably a little bit. I think sometimes when guys go down there, like, like it's I still something burning something.

[Josh Arnold]

I meant during the process.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, I'm envision you. Have you ever. You've probably never even seen the movie Goldfinger, but in the great James Bond movie Goldfinger, remember when the laser is heading for between his legs.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes.

[Christy Lee]

Split him in half.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die. You'd have to wonder if the laser operator is a big Goldfinger fan.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I wonder if you get somewhat of a refund, you know?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Or call the Better Business Bureau.

[Tatiana Frank]

Yeah. It came back angrier. It had it came back with a vengeance.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, actually, that leads to a story in the news. Short and surly, kind of. Now Christy's giving me the look. Which story could we segue into gracefully? It's the one from the Detroit airport. Does that make sense? The one from the Detroit airport involving customs officials.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I thought you were going to go with smells.

[Chris Wegscheid]

So somebody kind of smuggle something in with their bush?

[Christy Lee]

Sort of.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

U.S. custom agents intercepted potentially disease ridden bush meat at the Detroit Metropolitan Airport.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what that is?

[Chris Wegscheid]

I'm going to guess some sort of, like, dead animal from Australia.

[Christy Lee]

Two such seizures last month. The first, a baggage examination yielded 11 pounds of rodent meat. Meat from Togo. Days later, agents discovered 52 pounds of primate meat, which was declared as antelope from the central African nation of Gabon.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Wow. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was an antelope. It was primate. In other words, it could have been.

[Christy Lee]

A chimpanzee or monkey.

[Tom Griswold]

Monkey meat.

[Christy Lee]

The bushmeat was seized, turned over to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. The travelers were each fined $300. Bush meat refers to meat from wild animals, bats, non human primates, and cane rats. And it poses a significant communicable disease risk.

[Tom Griswold]

And for some reason, they say that people try to smuggle it into Detroit a lot.

[Christy Lee]

I have a question.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Detroit?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Well, because the international flights fly in and out of there if you're going overseas to.

[Tom Griswold]

But I wonder if there are people in that area that are big fans.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if they go from Detroit somewhere else. But what's a non human primate?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Your monkeys, your. Your apes.

[Christy Lee]

So then a human primate is a human, Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, humans are primates, but.

[Christy Lee]

Right, but that just sounds funny to.

[Tom Griswold]

Get your anthropoid apes out there.

[Christy Lee]

And I understand. Never mind.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Monkey meat's not bad. You've never had primate rib. You got to get it before it sells out.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's is all bushmeat pink and it.

[Chris Wegscheid]

From what I understand.

[Christy Lee]

And why is it primate rib only on the weekends? Never.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah. I don't know what happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, that's so gross.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we don't live in these countries where they.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but they're trying to bring it in here. I mean.

[Christy Lee]

Well, people live here from other countries, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And I'm just saying.

[Chris Wegscheid]

And we got to stop it. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Actually, if you look at the numbers, they're dropping.

[Tom Griswold]

I want more money. Monkey in my taco.

[Christy Lee]

Scientists have discovered how female body odor can influence behaviors in men.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers at the University of Tokyo found certain scent compounds in female body odor increase during ovulation and can influence how men feel. When these compounds were at compounds. When compounds were added to armpit odor samples, men rated them as more pleasant.

[Tom Griswold]

So wait a minute.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Minute.

[Christy Lee]

This is how we get people to have babies.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's what.

[Christy Lee]

Pheromones.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. So, yeah. So if the woman is ovulating, that.

[Christy Lee]

She'S gonna smell better.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Because she wants you to see.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Okay. Makes sense.

[Christy Lee]

Actually, pictures of female faces that were associated with scent compounds were also deemed more attractive. Researchers added the body odor compounds were found to relax the male subjects.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah, I thought. I mean, but this was. There might be something specific in that story. That's new, but this is sort of age old.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the whole. Remember they had perfumes with pheromones in them that were supposed to attract men and. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So if.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Tatiana, you're wearing perfume. What. What is that called?

[Tatiana Frank]

I just, you know, I vap. You know. Have you guys heard of vapping?

[Chris Wegscheid]

No.

[Tatiana Frank]

You just stick your fingers down there and then you dap it on your. You know, get the pheromones.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, okay.

[Tatiana Frank]

That's what the kids are doing.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a whole thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we did.

[Tatiana Frank]

I don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

I just thought you were. I just thought you were missing.

[Christy Lee]

Smell pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought she was like, man, you.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

You're very simple.

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't smell like bush.

[Christy Lee]

Me?

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you just mispronounced vaping.

[Chris Wegscheid]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we had a whole thing about vaping.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we did.

[Tom Griswold]

But in this case. So this is, as you say, old science that I. I'm. I'm reading a little more about this. They did these blind tests where they would put that scent and they would. And they would have these groups rate these women, but they would rate them higher if, even though it's the same picture, they rate them higher because of that odor.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very tricky. Now, are there perfumes that tend to have a scent that's like this, that has these stuff in them deliberately?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Make yourself more attractive to your man.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if they do anymore. But there was. Was back in the. We did stories on it. The pheromone perfumes that were supposed to attract men or women attracted to men because they wore the pheromone cologne. That was a big deal for many years, I don't think. I think it was a marketing scam, but I do.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Women want their guys smelling like Cologne. Or they'd want them smelling like themselves. Yeah. So that's kind of what this says was a mix of the natural.

[Christy Lee]

Depends on the cologne.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

A clean cologne, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And citrusy.

[Christy Lee]

And not a lot of it. It.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Tatiana Frank]

Depends on your diet too.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Really?

[Tatiana Frank]

Yeah. Like, some people have good BO because they're. They eat their vegetables. And some people. I, you know, sometimes you're with someone with their B.O. and you're like, I'm worried about you, man. You know, like, I'm concerned for your health. I can smell that your. Your organs are not doing well.

[Chris Wegscheid]

You smell inflamed. Yes, well, they say that.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't there certain dogs that can tell people. People that they have certain diseases they can pick up?

[Tatiana Frank]

Yeah, that's me.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow. Are you a dog owner?

[Tatiana Frank]

I have two cats. I'm a cat lady.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chris Wegscheid]

We're still with you. Am I the only cat owner in the room? No. Oh, yeah, Ace has. He has one.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, Ace has one.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Killer cat.

[Christy Lee]

Killer cat.

[Tom Griswold]

We're speaking with Tatiana Frank, comedian. You're a resident of New York City, is that correct?

[Tatiana Frank]

Yeah. Very friendly place as it's known. People are very. I know. We're in the Midwest. Oh, we're not. Yeah, I, I'm trying to get to know my neighbors. And that's. That's a mission and a half. Everybody's an introvert now. I don't know. Is this like a young people thing? Did you guys have introverts? It's just, it's like an excuse so that you don't have to make small talk with people.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I have two teens at home and they're both that way.

[Tatiana Frank]

Oh, yeah, her teenagers are big introverts.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But also it's.

[Josh Arnold]

Talk to no one.

[Tom Griswold]

It's earbuds and headphones and. And you're at the subway and everyone's looking at their phone. They don't have to. They don't have to have small talk.

[Tatiana Frank]

And I think it's not fair. They're putting it all on the extroverts that they think we like making small talk. No one likes it. You do it to be. Because you're a human being. Someone was complaining about their neighbor talking to their neighbor. I'm like, yeah, no one wants to talk to 80 year old Bertha. She's spitting on you while she talks. She's talking about the price of cantaloupe going up, but you power through it. You think, I want to be talking? No, I'm popular. I could be talking to anyone. I'm an extrovert, you know, But I do my duty. These people now, they act like it's a disability. There's no ramps for introverts, you know?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Tatiana Frank]

I do think they should have their own water fountains, but.

[Josh Arnold]

No, my oldest daughter had the same thing. Like, she. She goes, well, I don't want to have to talk to this person about that. I go, no one wants to talk to that person. Like, even people who like talking to people don't want to talk to people. Like, we're just doing it because we're human beings. Yeah. A cordialness to a fellow man. Like, you think we enjoy it. No, like, you just have the balls to say, I'm not going to talk to people and I have to do it now. It's the worst.

[Christy Lee]

You do it for a living.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but I don't. I don't.

[Chris Wegscheid]

You talk at people for a little. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but she seemed like, oh, no, you can do this. It's like, I don't want to do it any more than you do. Talk to my boss or.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Never mind.

[Josh Arnold]

Back to you, Chris.

[Tom Griswold]

I did find this news story about pheromones. No, the one about. I'm going to get the word wrong. Not vaging. What did you say?

[Christy Lee]

Vaping.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Sorry, vegging. You also use two fingers, then you spray.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Ms. Allison Ramirez explained, and I'll quote here, you basically have to stick a finger in and then you use it to dab your natural perfume on your pulse point points.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly what you were saying.

[Chris Wegscheid]

She goes, so do you have a hundred pulse points? Because this building is just perfume now.

[Tom Griswold]

This lady hired a perfume maker to create a personalized scent based on her secretions. So she. It took it to the next level.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

What does she smell like? Does it say?

[Tom Griswold]

It. It says her social media manager tested the products on a number of dates.

[Chris Wegscheid]

And says it works a Red Lobster dumpster.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyway, it's out there. It's a thing. You can have it made into a candle, like Gwyneth Paltrow. Or made into a perfume to, quote, attract men.

[Chris Wegscheid]

It makes sense. I would think heredity and all that are, you know. Yeah.

[Tatiana Frank]

The whole point is that it's free. Why are they. Capitalism, baby. They found a way to charge you for your own sense.

[Christy Lee]

And here's an interesting new study, Josh, that more might interest you. Radio waves may actually enhance the human sense of smell.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers recruited volunteers with normal olfactory function and exposed them to 15 watts of power from an antenna placed about 4 inches from their head. The participants were then given a smell identification test using so called sniffing sticks.

[Chris Wegscheid]

You know, this makes sense that radio waves can increase smell. I know when I'm listening to the radio and imagine dragons comes on, I go, this stinks.

[Christy Lee]

Scientists reported subjects performed significantly better after the radio wave simulation. That or simulation rather than before. And with heightened sense of smell lasting up to a week.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this because the radio waves are clearing up the membranes of mucus or something?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Does that affect us since we're surrounded by radio waves every single day in here?

[Tom Griswold]

Who knows? I mean, I don't know. What kind of ways. Was it AM or fm?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. It doesn't say here. The study's authors believe the technique could one day help people with impaired olfactory abilities. Lead researcher Yong Wu Yang.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I saw those guys. They opened for the Wu Tang claim.

[Christy Lee]

Said the stimulation itself is not consciously felt by patients, although some individuals reported a mild warming sensation at the site of exposure.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that's interesting.

[Tatiana Frank]

So do you guys have really strong taste buds too, or.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah, exactly. What. What is happening?

[Christy Lee]

I know. Who knows?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Something has to be.

[Christy Lee]

Well, if you set some fruit on your desk and the next day you come in and it's already spoiled, there's something going on.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I don't have fruit on my desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it affect pizza? This is interesting. I'd be curious as to what kind of radio waves they are and how close you have to get. And is there any other side effects, like brain tumors?

[Christy Lee]

Well, they said four inches away, so that's pretty close.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Smill with the rock stations cooking, which they all. They all talk like this. It's FM radio.

[Chris Wegscheid]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

I got imagined dragoned by my son the other day at dinner. I hadn't heard that one before. And he just goes, imagine dragons. I go, imagine dragons? He goes, yeah, imagine me dragging these nuts across your chin. I was like, hey, you're my son. That is friend jokes. That's not a dad joke. I had never heard that before. And I fell for it hook, line, and singing.

[Tom Griswold]

That's really uncomfortable, isn't it?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I was like, dude, we're cool, but we ain't that cool.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not deez nuts cool.

[Chris Wegscheid]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Oh, we have a lot. We still haven't gotten to our thong story. We have the bear that raids the ice cream shop. I wonder what, what flavor he went for. And if you're going to be an arsonist, be careful where you strike.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, be very careful. Don't set yourself on fire like this guy did. From the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chris Wegscheid]

Buddy. Hey there, it's the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jeff Oskay, Ace Cosby, I'm Josh Arnold and Tom. We're joined by a New friend, great comedian.

[Tom Griswold]

She is comedian Tatiana Frank. She is a Miami. Is it Miamian?

[Tatiana Frank]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the one word?

[Tatiana Frank]

Yeah. Trash. Whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Former resident of Miami and now living in New York. What part of New York you living in?

[Tatiana Frank]

I live in Brooklyn.

[Tom Griswold]

Brooklyn, New York. And a standup comedian on tour right now. And we've learned a few things about you. You do have a beautiful, very long hair, which is. Which is certainly nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom is obsessed with.

[Christy Lee]

Tom is obsessed because he has none.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Some. And let's see, what else do we need to know? Are you. Let's talk about your parents. Your family are from Miami. Do you have any unusual heritage we need to know about?

[Tatiana Frank]

Yeah, they're probably on a few lists. I don't know. I'm from a Cash app family, so you already know. They're banned from Venmo. They won't tell me why. I'm assuming for illegal activities. Now they're on Cash app, which is the app for illegal activity. They're thriving, but no. Yeah. They're immigrants, so watch out.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they from the same origin?

[Tatiana Frank]

No, I. They're from very different countries, very different languages. They met in Miami at a nightclub, and I think just being hot brought them together because they didn't speak the same language. So they're very deep people.

[Josh Arnold]

Where are they from?

[Tatiana Frank]

My dad is from Moldova, which use for former Soviet Union is Russia. So he's very alpha guy. They kind of invented it. Like, my dad, my whole life refused to wear the color red. Thinks it's gay. I thought red was a manly color color. To him. It's just really dark pink. He's not falling for it.

[Chris Wegscheid]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Moldova sounds like a fake country in a Marx Brothers movie.

[Christy Lee]

No, it sounds like Anne Hathaway and Princess Diaries. Like she's the princess of Moldova or something. Yeah, yeah.

[Tatiana Frank]

Borat, which my dad loves. Very historically accurate, was originally supposed to be a. About Moldova, and then they switched it to. I think it was Beckistan or something. But it's. It's the poorest country in all of Europe.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Where's your mom from?

[Tatiana Frank]

My mom's from Argentina. A little nicer place.

[Tom Griswold]

So do you speak Spanish?

[Tatiana Frank]

No, I don't speak either language. They're like, we want you to speak English good.

[Tom Griswold]

Nailed it.

[Christy Lee]

That explains the name Tatiana, then.

[Tatiana Frank]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Father's from Moldova.

[Tatiana Frank]

Yeah, it's like a folkloric name. I think it means fairy princess. My hat says fairies. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a beautiful name.

[Tatiana Frank]

Thank you. I like it. Yeah.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I'm surprised he went with that name. You already said he was anti fairy.

[Tatiana Frank]

Yeah, well, for girls. Yeah, I know. He's very vain. He's very into appearances. You know, like when I bring home an ugly boyfriend, my dad takes it personal. Yeah, he's very into Freud, you know.

[Chris Wegscheid]

You think I look like this?

[Tatiana Frank]

Exactly. He's like, clearly you don't have daddy issues. You might have vision issues.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you dating via the Internet or are you meeting people on the road? As a comedian, you know, I'll take.

[Tatiana Frank]

What I can get. I don't know, it's. No, I. Yeah, I don't like the apps. I like in person. I like to walk up to someone. But in New York is very competitive. You know, there's more women than men there, so the men have gotten a little cocky like. And yeah, it's very competitive. I was talking to a guy once and we were flirting and I thought it was going well. And then this other hot girl, me being the first one, right, she walks by and like I screws him, you know, makes eyes at him right in front of me. It was like National Geographic. She, she tries to swoop in on him and so naturally I was like, you know, I flew away with him in my talons, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Victory.

[Tatiana Frank]

Gotta be a hunter.

[Tom Griswold]

We are speaking with Tatiana Frank and she is a stand up comedian currently on tour. We're going to switch gears and go back to the Silenc insurance news desk with Christie Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it kind of goes with what she was saying, being hot. There are some people that say that being too attractive could backfire if you're a fitness influencer.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers for the study had 300 adult participants rate a mock Instagram post offering fitness advice from either a highly attractive female, a so called fit fluencer, or a moderately attractive one, or a text only version which had no image at all. Researchers found that the highly attractive Fit fluencer was rated significantly less relatable than the moderately attractive one. While the highly attractive influencer was still considered physically appealing. She was also viewed as less trustworthy, less helpful, and less likable. Researchers call this the beauty backfire effect. Saying Adonis, like creators with perfect immaculate physical features may leave everyday folk feeling insecure rather than empowered.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I was gonna ask if this is mostly female or male, but you said Adonis, so that suggests both.

[Tom Griswold]

You think that's why some people dislike, say Tom Brady?

[Christy Lee]

Because he's so pretty?

[Tom Griswold]

Because he's got. He's maybe kind of good.

[Tatiana Frank]

Is that why they take fitness advice from Joe Rogan? He looks terrible he must know what he's talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of it.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Head's getting bigger.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe you just. You don't want to be. It's intimidating because you're thinking, I can't look like that person.

[Christy Lee]

But then there's the opposite of that, where you look at that and go, oh, she could. I could do that. I want to look like that person.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You know, so.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yes, but there's also the. Oh, I want to look like. I'll never look like that person is what I think enters into a lot of people's heads. Whereas people like to see a struggle. So if it's a guy like me, and I'm going, hey, man, I. If I had a video, and I'm like, I'm gonna try to do 10 burpees today, and I struggle through them, some people will go, hey, there's a real guy trying to get better. And do.

[Christy Lee]

I could do that.

[Chris Wegscheid]

You could say, yeah, yeah, like, hey, that. That might inspire you. You know, another schlub like me to do.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

We could start doing videos with you. We could do fit. Fit videos.

[Chris Wegscheid]

No, thank you, but I do.

[Pat Godwin]

You could be a fat fluencer.

[Christy Lee]

He's not Patrick.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a joke.

[Chris Wegscheid]

No, I. I'm not worried about Taen.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you. Are you an exercise person? Are you a. A gym person? You're quite fit.

[Tatiana Frank]

Oh, thank you. I. I'm part of a climbing gym, so I am a huge nerd psychopath. I don't know.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah. That's fun, though, right? Is it?

[Tatiana Frank]

Yeah, it is.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Are you free climbing at all, or is it all roped up?

[Tatiana Frank]

Yeah, no, there's no rope. That's even lamer. So I gotta draw the line somewhere. Trying a rope around my waist. Fall and die. That's what I deserve.

[Chris Wegscheid]

That's what I get for climbing. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, coming up in the news, Christy, what have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we have a former Miss Universe contestant in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And we also have the thong bikini bottom. Back, back. It's back.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have the hambone winner.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I love hambone.

[Christy Lee]

Hambone winner.

[Tom Griswold]

The hambone winner is the annual dog award.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, I thought it was a guy who hamboned. You're really disappointed.

[Christy Lee]

Come on, old school.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Wait a minute.

[Tatiana Frank]

I've been told I give terrible hand bones.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you what, Tatiana. There's someone watching this on YouTube that's already hamboned twice, and they're not looking at a picture of me or Pat. We're coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom Dot com.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jeff. Okay. At the sports desk.

[Josh Arnold]

What's up?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Ace Cosby. I'm here. How the heck are you? Adequate.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I'm Josh Ardal, and Tom, we're joined by a new friend of ours, a very funny comedian.

[Tom Griswold]

She is Tatiana Frank. She's a lovely young woman, and she's a standup comedian. And, Pat, I understand you're actually writing a song about. Written.

[Pat Godwin]

I read. I wrote it already. Oh, she walked in, I went boom.

[Christy Lee]

All right, let's hear it.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it called if I Were the Last man on Earth I Still Wouldn't Get.

[Pat Godwin]

Stop making the jokes.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a real song. Okay, I'm. I'll grab your guitar.

[Chris Wegscheid]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I liked your Tatiana. A beautiful name, I think.

[Pat Godwin]

Tatiana Frank. I can't tell her ethnicity, but she's very, very pretty to me and to everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

What is your ethnicity, by the way, this particular guy is singing. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you know you have two pairs of glasses on your head, right?

[Pat Godwin]

It has me all rattled.

[Tom Griswold]

That turns. That turns the young girl on. Yeah, the old guy. The old guy wearing two pairs of glasses. Glasses. I'm wet.

[Tatiana Frank]

Guitar. Glasses.

[Pat Godwin]

I have two pair of underwear on. Tatiana Frank, I will think of you tonight and give it a wank.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, boy, that's flattering, isn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my lovely Tatiana Frank. I have no chance. Maybe just one little slow dance and you'll feel the bulge in my pants. Oh, maybe, maybe not. If I take my medication. Cha cha cha.

[Tom Griswold]

What was that again? I was saying that. What was it?

[Christy Lee]

I was singing that.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Tatiana Frank]

I sound like that little puppet dog.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Remember that dog, the insult dog? Triumph. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I love Triumph. Well, speaking of dogs, that. That's great, because it's time for the Hambone Award. Now, before we get to it, you guys were disappointed about the Hambone Award not being Hambone. I do have the Hambone guy right here.

[Christy Lee]

You do?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Steve Hickman, the Hambone guy. Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

Listen, Hickman.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, he's good. Listen to that. Hambone.

[Christy Lee]

Can you do that?

[Josh Arnold]

I. I don't know what you're talking about.

[Chris Wegscheid]

It's a guy who just. With his hands, he's kind of over on his leg, doing this.

[Josh Arnold]

And that's called Ham bone.

[Christy Lee]

Has it all over his body. According to our producer.

[Tom Griswold]

He's slapping his body.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I think it should stay below the waist. I think it should all be thigh.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, wait, wait. I think he played wipeout there.

[Josh Arnold]

This is unlistenable.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Well, it's adorable. It's incredibly silly, which is why I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's making sound effects. Or that.

[Christy Lee]

What was that on?

[Tom Griswold]

That's ham boning.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I think it should be low body, a lower body only. I'm a purist.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very popular. He opened for Skinner in the last tour.

[Josh Arnold]

Does he and the spoon guy ever get together?

[Chris Wegscheid]

You know, I would hope so.

[Christy Lee]

And washboard guy?

[Chris Wegscheid]

I mean, now you're talking a festival. That would be the. Yeah, that would be the bonaru of rural instrumentation.

[Tom Griswold]

When I was in college, I wanted to be his roadie.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Ace, you have a question? There's a song goes with Hambone. Hambone. Have you. Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegscheid]

You know, they're.

[Tom Griswold]

It's extraordinarily awkward.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Splash Mountain.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay, time now to. So, the Ham Bone Award does not involve ham.

[Christy Lee]

No. And it does not involve slapping your body. A dog who fought off a bull to protect his family has won the 2025 Ham Bone Award Nationwide Insurance. And now that the Belgian Malinois named Zaya had earned the prize following his unexpected run in with a loose bull.

[Chris Wegscheid]

During a morning walk, apparently Zaya is going for the. He got the Hambone Emmy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Grammy. Oscar.

[Christy Lee]

Zaya placed himself between the animal and his owners, who were able to escape to safety, while Zaya was struck in the jaw by the bull Ziya, who has since made a full recovery. Josh. He's okay. Received the 17th annual Hambone Award as well as a Petco gift card. The award recognizes the most unusual pet insurance claim of the year.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Meanwhile, the bull going back to his family wins the pussiest bull.

[Tom Griswold]

You call yourself a bull?

[Chris Wegscheid]

A dog.

[Christy Lee]

The runners up were Duke, a lab mix from Ohio, who swallowed an entire spatula head after licking off some peanut butter while he was staying at his dog sitter's house.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's not bravery.

[Christy Lee]

This is about unusual pet insurance claims. Tom, listen with your ears.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, so this is essentially a commercial.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Foxtrot, A Great Dane in Texas stole a full turkey leg straight from tongs that his owner had in her hands the day after Thanksgiving. Swallowed it whole.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy. That's a surgery.

[Christy Lee]

That's a big surgery.

[Chris Wegscheid]

The weird thing was, it's a Chihuahua.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I I've got to get that pet insurance.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, you don't.

[Christy Lee]

It's too late now. Your dogs are too old.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes, I.

[Christy Lee]

Do you know how much a pet. Do you know how much I've spent On dog knees? $8,000.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Josh, you didn't have to. You didn't have to.

[Christy Lee]

No, my dog wouldn't be able to.

[Josh Arnold]

Walk well or well.

[Chris Wegscheid]

No, you didn't have to, is all I'm saying.

[Josh Arnold]

You could have a new dog.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, do you know how much brain.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Surgery for a dog again, you didn't have to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I did, because she was such a good girl.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Okay, and so after the brain surgery, how much. How many more years did you have with her?

[Tom Griswold]

Two weeks.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Money well spent.

[Christy Lee]

My dog is doing great. After a year or two.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a guest in the studio. My dogs would never win this, especially the bravery award. I've got a golden retriever who's afraid of a vacuum cleaner. He's afraid he's not gonna go attacking a bull.

[Christy Lee]

So if something happened to Biscuit or Gravy, you wouldn't pony up the money?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah, I would pony up the money, but I'm not getting pet insurance.

[Christy Lee]

I don't have pets insurance.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Imagine going to Tatiana's father from the poorest country in Europe. The poorest country in Europe, and going, hey, I just spent $100 last month on my pet insurance. He'd go, what am I doing here?

[Tom Griswold]

I could steal you a new dog. Not to imply that your father's a thief. I just.

[Tatiana Frank]

No, I mean, it's. That's part of the culture. So stealing is.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm totally sure. I've got to get that insurance.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Good. Piss your money away.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't do that either. I just have to pay it as it comes.

[Tatiana Frank]

You know that you give your pet your last name? I didn't know that.

[Chris Wegscheid]

They do.

[Tatiana Frank]

Yeah. I went to the vet and they called out my. My. My cat's name is Baby. And they're like, baby Frank. They were calling. I was like, oh, my God. These people think I'm crazy. They think I named my. But I was like, if she's Baby Frank, that makes me Big Frank.

[Tom Griswold]

You're so petite.

[Josh Arnold]

Mommy Frank, what's your other cat's name?

[Tatiana Frank]

Cholula.

[Josh Arnold]

Chalula. Like the hot sauce?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The. I wonder do other. Are there other insurance awards like the. Like the cutest non fatal car crash? Just asking.

[Christy Lee]

Well, speaking of that, what do I have. There's that story if you're Going to talk about car crashes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's kind of sad. A former Miss Universe contestant died following a car accident in Russia.

[Chris Wegscheid]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Kenzie Alex Drova, who represented Russia in the 2017 Miss Universe pageant, was a passenger in a vehicle that struck an elk.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it was. Was. Oh, I. I heard that they were trying to not hit the little Shriner guy in the car and hit the elk. It was in a parade with moose.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man.

[Chris Wegscheid]

What? No, I appreciate it. Did you pull them trying to find comedy in this?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the. The pageant sash didn't really reflect enough light.

[Christy Lee]

The cat. The crash happened on a rural highway when the elk unexpectedly entered the roadway.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Why didn't she hit the horn? Well, I guess she kind of did.

[Christy Lee]

Well, actually, she wasn't driving. Her husband was told investigators he had no time to react before the collision occurred.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, he's alive.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And she did not survive her injury. She was 28.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Was. Is there footage, Grainy footage of him handing the elk a hundred dollar bill.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up? Christy Lee over there at the Silac.

[Christy Lee]

Insurance news desk, we have a shark photo that went wrong.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

An arsonist who doesn't know how to use his own matches. And the thong, the thong, the thong.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe we can do a thong. Thong.

[Christy Lee]

You have a thong?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a thong?

[Pat Godwin]

I think I do have a thong thong.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, fine. Okay, right now it's quiz time. It's about the Silac Insurance Company. Christy Lee, you're gonna stand in here because I have some questions about Silac annuities. We've been talking about them for a long time. If you have questions, you need answers. And we call this the Christy Lee 3. Three questions from me regarding Silac Insurance and annuities. These are in the FAQ department. The Frequently Asked Questions. Dear Christy Lee, I want to browse and read about all the Silac annuity choices. What is the address for the Silac Insurance company and the Silac website?

[Christy Lee]

Well, Tom, it's silacins.com. that's s I l a c I n s dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, you got the first one right. Question two. I love the idea of this. A 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a silac annuity. That's serious. What's the phone number? To find out about that, just dial.

[Christy Lee]

£250 on your cell phone. Say bonus 20. It's easy. That number again. £250 and say bonus 20.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now, Ms. Lee, would you be kind enough to read the Silac disclaimer?

[Christy Lee]

I would be happy to consult your financial advisor. Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected may be subject to a premium bonus recapture. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Terms and conditions apply. See silacins.comdisclosures.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Christy Lee. Coming up, we have Arson in the news. We're going to hang out with the hot Tatiana Frank and the.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Very funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm just trying to, I'm trying to tie it in, though.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

You're making it weird.

[Tom Griswold]

And we're gonna, we're gonna make. We're a thong. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Hi there. Thank you very much for joining us here at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. For the Bob and Tom show, there's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Tatiana Frank]

Hello.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Pat Godwin's there.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Josh.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Hi. Jeff Oskay. Hey, man. Ace Cosby. How are you? I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom. Tom, please introduce our guest.

[Tom Griswold]

She is Tatiana Frank Commission, and she's joined us here in the studio. Currently living in New York City. Great to meet you, Tatiana, originally from Miami. You mentioned, are you dating? Is that part of your current situation?

[Tatiana Frank]

Yes, I am dating. My friends are dating, but it's very different. I don't know if you guys, did you guys have situationships?

[Chris Wegscheid]

We just talked about those.

[Tatiana Frank]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

What is this?

[Tatiana Frank]

It's like situationship is basically when you want to be in a relationship but you're too afraid to act ask. So all my girlfriends, they're like looking for signs from the universe, you know, like my, my girlfriend, she was like, oh, he came to see me during the day. I think it's a sign. I was like, why, why are you looking for, for signs communicating with God. Like, is this guy dead? You know, is he like, I, I'm a little spiritual. Like, I saw a butterfly the other day and I was like, oh, my God, Grandpa, is that you? You know, but like, this guy's fully alive. Like, you could send a text, right? Hey, do you like me? You know? She's like, no, that's too obvious.

[Tom Griswold]

Very complicated.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tatiana Frank]

She was like, oh, he, he introduced me to all, all his roommates. I think it's a sign. I think he really likes me. I was like, I think you should really use a condom.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I do the butterfly thing, too.

[Tatiana Frank]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegscheid]

My grandma taught me that when I was little and I still do it.

[Christy Lee]

You talk to your grandma as a.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Butterfly whenever she said, hey, if you ever see a butterfly, it's somebody from your past visiting you for a little bit. So I, I. Every time, I thought it was cardinal.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I thought it was.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, nice. Nice. Yeah, well, you have your wacky religions, we have ours.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, fair enough.

[Chris Wegscheid]

We have the butterflies and the cardinals. Boy, do they not get along.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I have both of them, too, and they're all. They separate. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So wait a second. So you see, if you see a butterfly, you think it's your grandma, huh?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah. And at the very least, it's a nice remember. It's nice to just remember a person.

[Tom Griswold]

I feel that way about body lice.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh. Oh, yeah. I imagine you've had plenty of people in your life who are the equivalent of body lice.

[Pat Godwin]

When I see an empty beer bottle, I think of my dad.

[Tatiana Frank]

I think Tom was thinking of crabs, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly. Precisely. Let's move forward. Here we have Kristi Lee. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. What else is happening? In the world of new news in.

[Christy Lee]

California, authorities there say a bear broke into an ice cream shop. Deputies were called out to the ice cream shop at Camp Richardson in South Lake Tahoe, where they found a large bear behind the counter.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Man, that's a beautiful place.

[Christy Lee]

It is.

[Pat Godwin]

It is.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Behind the counter.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, wait.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you like Rocky Road?

[Christy Lee]

Some encouragement. The bear ultimately left. Left. But only after showing interest in what flavor. Anybody?

[Chris Wegscheid]

I would. I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, Tatiana, what do you think?

[Tatiana Frank]

Vanilla? I think he's a classic guy.

[Christy Lee]

That's what Josh and I are.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Vanilla. Definitely vanilla.

[Josh Arnold]

Daiquiri ice. I think he's mixing it up.

[Christy Lee]

Well, do they still have daiquiri ice?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Not even aware of that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Baskin's, Robin, Baskin and Robbins used to have daiquiri ice. Is a sorbet. Yeah, I know, right?

[Chris Wegscheid]

No, thanks.

[Christy Lee]

Strawberry ice cream.

[Chris Wegscheid]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Officials noted there was little damage to the business and barely any cleanup. He was a very nice bear.

[Tom Griswold]

That's so sweet. You scream, I scream, we all scream. Oh, my God, it's a bear.

[Tatiana Frank]

Did he have a picnic basket? It's a little old reference pic basket around here.

[Pat Godwin]

We all got.

[Christy Lee]

A fisherman in Florida was injured after trying to take a photo with a shark.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah, that's not a great idea, Sean.

[Christy Lee]

News told WBBH that he was on a birthday fishing trip with friends on Kayakasta. Oh, that's a beautiful place. When the group caught a Lemon shark. While holding.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Lemon shark. Very pretty. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

While holding the shark for a photo up, the animal started thrashing around and bit Mr. Muse's leg.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Well, lemon sharks are holdable, if you will, but you're probably going to get bitten.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at this photograph.

[Pat Godwin]

My leg is cut in half.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I should have never grabbed that shark. I thought it would be a lark. Does anyone use the word lark anymore?

[Pat Godwin]

See, we work as a team.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah, we're in vaudeville.

[Christy Lee]

Sean was airlifted to Gulf Coast Medical center where he is expected to undergo surgery. Cayo Costa is off of the Pine island area of Florida, Fort Myersey. And there it's like a national preserve. So there's nothing there. You would have to be airlifted no matter what happens.

[Tom Griswold]

Who pays for that?

[Christy Lee]

I think his insurance has to, right?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That can't be cheap.

[Christy Lee]

No. The station notes lemon sharks are a protected species in Florida and are required to remain in the water with their gills submerged during fishing. Fishing.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, so if you catch one, you're. You can't even get onto the boat.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't do a selfie with it.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm kind of pro shark attack. Once they're out of the water, you think, yeah. I mean, if you pull them out of the water, they can bite you.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm okay with that. When you're in the water, I'd prefer.

[Chris Wegscheid]

That they not, but I am, I'm any. When Jeff and I are fishing, if I get finned, I go, yeah, no, yeah, I should. I, I, I just took this thing out of its. The place where it can breathe and it has a hook in it. It can fin me.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Fashion experts say the thong bikini is coming back. According to the Guardian, an increasing number of retailers have been offering thong bikini bottoms in their collections this summer.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Did you, did they go away or did they.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday you had the story that yoga pants are going out.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is kind of a trade off. But I guess we prefer the yoga pants because you see those in everyday life. How often do you. Unless you're going to the beach, are you going to encounter a thong bikini?

[Christy Lee]

Skimpy swimwear has been trending upward in the last few years.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the name of the place? Gimpy swimwear?

[Christy Lee]

Clean your ears.

[Tom Griswold]

Gimpy swimmer. That's an awkward.

[Josh Arnold]

You only need one leg.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, the wheel from the chair. Hair is in the way.

[Christy Lee]

Fashion experts are saying that style influencers and shows like which we've talked about earlier in the week, Love island and even the simple sense of novelty among younger generations is pushing the upward trend. Alaia Wilkinson, founder of luxury swimwear label Osal Added. Women of all shapes and sizes are leaning into bolder cuts with real confidence.

[Chris Wegscheid]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Part of a wider cultural shift towards body positivity and self expression.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Wear whatever you want.

[Tom Griswold]

Will this. Will this make a comeback?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Let me see that song.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember this?

[Chris Wegscheid]

You know, I resent. Resent the word comeback. This song has never left.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Are you a fan of this song?

[Chris Wegscheid]

I think it has its place.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chris Wegscheid]

At senor frogs 15 years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

That is so dreadful.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, it's kind of fun, isn't it? No, trust me. I don't have it on a playlist, but I think when it's. I think you do at the right time. No, it has its own separate file.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the song. Do you remember who did this?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Cisco. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, he was a friend of mine.

[Christy Lee]

It was Cisco's kid.

[Tom Griswold]

You have any idea what we're talking about? The.

[Tatiana Frank]

The song Song?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. The Cisco Kid.

[Christy Lee]

Cisco Kid, Friend of mine. That war.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Great song.

[Tatiana Frank]

There's no songs about sensible underwear.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah, you're right.

[Christy Lee]

Do you wear sensible underwear?

[Tatiana Frank]

I do.

[Christy Lee]

So do I. It's. Thongs are impractical.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Women. Guys like sensible underwear. I'm not kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Do they really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Good thing.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Now, don't get me wrong. Thongs look great too. But I. But no, dude, I don't think is upset with sensible underwear, okay?

[Tom Griswold]

You can make a lot more sun tea out of it.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Todd.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Tom. There is more.

[Christy Lee]

Tom, we do have a guest.

[Jess Hooker]

Very funny.

[Christy Lee]

Guest.

[Tom Griswold]

She's. She's a. A woman of loose morals. I'm sure this should.

[Christy Lee]

How do you know that?

[Tom Griswold]

I can just tell.

[Tatiana Frank]

What's your body count, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

A fair question that I won't answer if you don't.

[Tatiana Frank]

If you lost track, I actually have a system you could use. Which is? I have an abacus. And when people leave, they slide a beat over on their way out.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's great.

[Chris Wegscheid]

To do it themselves.

[Josh Arnold]

That's hot. Have you ever had beads?

[Tom Griswold]

This is really boring. But have you ever been to a restaurant where the guy still uses the abacus?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no. He still uses an abacus. There's a Chinese restaurant in Cleveland you went to as a kid. That guy's well on his way to Deathsville if he's not already there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's got to be six feet under.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So he's not still using an app.

[Tom Griswold]

It was pretty cool. I mean, there has to be somebody out there. It has to be a place that still does that. That. This was Chung Wa.

[Christy Lee]

Of course, honey.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy with the guy would figure up your bill and it would all be in Chinese, and at the bottom there'd be a number circled.

[Christy Lee]

He could be making up anything.

[Tom Griswold]

So what? It was cool. It was authentic. And these suburban kids have no idea. Charge them 50 bucks for that duck, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, have you ever had a thong bikini? Like, have you. And worn it out in public?

[Christy Lee]

Like, oh, wow, long time ago. Go.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

And mine had, like, ruffles on it, so it kind of just.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, that. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah. Ruffles have ridges. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And direction.

[Tom Griswold]

Tatiana. Can you swim?

[Tatiana Frank]

Yes. What made you think I couldn't?

[Chris Wegscheid]

I don't know. Sometimes anybody from New York will ask.

[Tatiana Frank]

Yeah. Oh, true. Well, I'm originally from.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, since you're from Miami, you gotta swim away from the sharks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you swim much now, New York? Probably not, huh?

[Tatiana Frank]

Not a lot. I like to surf.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, cool.

[Tatiana Frank]

I don't have anything funny about that.

[Tom Griswold]

But did you see the guys yesterday surfing that all the beaches were closed on the East Coast? And they showed these guys, they're out there surfing with the hurricane coming in, horrible rip tides.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That's a great idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you a good surfer?

[Tatiana Frank]

No, I'm. I'm like, beginner level. I'm mediocre.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Okay.

[Tatiana Frank]

I got a big. I use a big board, so it's like nine feet.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a great story earlier this week. Week. There was a. A guy surfing in Australia and the great white took a bite out of his board and it looked just like a cartoon.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah, it was.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a perfect 3, 4 circle out of his board. It really. It looked fake.

[Christy Lee]

He had to have been standing up when that shark bit because if he had been laying on the board, he'd be dead.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They interviewed other surfers and said there's. It's a miracle this guy's alive.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Because the shark was so big.

[Josh Arnold]

You aren't afraid of sharks?

[Tatiana Frank]

I try to pretend they don't exist. I don't think about.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom's terrible.

[Christy Lee]

Terrible.

[Josh Arnold]

He won't even go ankle deep in Lake Erie.

[Tatiana Frank]

You're the one that can't swim.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I can swim.

[Tatiana Frank]

How do you know if you know?

[Christy Lee]

He prefers not to.

[Tom Griswold]

I was swimming the other day.

[Christy Lee]

Did you?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Well, you have a pool, right? Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You got in your own pool?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that the first time?

[Christy Lee]

Finally?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Tatiana Frank]

Wow. You got radio money gets you your own pool. That's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Been doing this A long time.

[Christy Lee]

He has his own pool. Anybody else? Nope, nope.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat has a pool.

[Chris Wegscheid]

You got a pool?

[Pat Godwin]

It's an apartment pool.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Okay. Pool's a pool man.

[Pat Godwin]

And I'm Grandpa Joe, the apartment.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. If you're just joining us. So this is the Bob and Tom program coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We're hanging out with comedian Tatiana Frank. She is here with us. She is on tour and we are talking with Christy Lee who was at the SILAC Insurance News Network desk. Anything else of interest happening over there?

[Christy Lee]

An arsonist got instant payback after inadvertently lighting himself on fire. Security cameras captured the 34 year old man splashing a flammable liquid over a Mazda in Corby, England. He then flicks a lighter only to be engulfed in a fireball before fleeing the scene. The police were able to identify the suspect and apprehend him at a nearby trail. The arson attack caused over $7,000 worth of damage to the car. They also seized more than $13,000 worth of cocaine along with cannabis inside the man's trailer.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I forgot over there they call them arsonists. Over here. They're asinists.

[Christy Lee]

Not sure about his injuries. They don't go on to say if he's.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a picture of his mug shot. There he is. He looks like he's an extra in Game of Thrones. Yeah, yeah. So, but yeah, he, there's no way the damage is only $7,000. I saw, I saw, I saw a picture of the car. It's, it's toast, literally.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, but how old is the Mazda?

[Tom Griswold]

Those are very fine cars.

[Christy Lee]

They're very fine cars. But if I use. You could get a used Mazda.

[Josh Arnold]

Stop, drop and roll. Still a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Like they teach you that in school?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

No, can I ask how old you, you are?

[Tatiana Frank]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tatiana Frank]

That'S fine. That's appropriate. I'm a lady after all.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Well, we don't even know how old you are. But what year were you born? Yeah, yeah, no, stop, drop. That was a huge stuff thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought I was going to catch fire at some point in my life because they were so adamant about that. And I thought I would deal with a lot more quicksand in my lifetime. And I've never came across the need for either.

[Tatiana Frank]

I'm from Florida, so they're more interested in burning books than teaching about stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

That'S important to know. I mean, I think fire drills are still very important. We were talking about this off the air. What was that you were watching? The video was A fast food place. And no one knew what to do when the oven caught on fire.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah, I think it was a Dunkin Donuts and something caught on fire. And the employees had no clue. And a customer had to come in and save the day.

[Christy Lee]

They don't have a fire extinguisher, right?

[Chris Wegscheid]

They did, but they didn't know what. The employees had no idea. They had no clue.

[Josh Arnold]

Tell them about the.

[Chris Wegscheid]

One of the employees picked up a broom, put the handle in the flame and just waved it around, thinking it.

[Christy Lee]

Might knock it out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, dissipate.

[Tom Griswold]

There are some basics we used to do. We. Even in college.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I don't blame those kids.

[Tom Griswold]

We would do fire. They had to. You had to do a fire drill and like, in the middle of the night, the fire alarm would go off. It was in New York City and there was the. I was up, what, nine stories and you'd have to go out. It was important to know what to do in the event of a real emergency.

[Christy Lee]

I don't blame those fire escapes like they have in the movies where they drop down.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. The fire escapes were. No, but you had to go down the fire stairs. Yeah, absolutely. But I mean, that stuff really is important.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yes. Yeah. Management should be teaching that stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know where the fire extinguisher is?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Here?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have the fire blanket by the side.

[Christy Lee]

I know where the fire blanket is. I have fire blankets around my house. What? Where's the fire extinguisher?

[Tom Griswold]

It's in the hallway over there. There's a huge one. You've never noticed that? You've walked by it 50 times.

[Christy Lee]

I don't pay attention.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my job. I don't pay attention. You can't take my job.

[Tatiana Frank]

We're girls, okay? That's not our job.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, something caught on fire, what would you do?

[Tatiana Frank]

Be carried out.

[Tom Griswold]

By a hunky. Some hunky fireman?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. I'd call the fire.

[Josh Arnold]

Put her down, Pat. Put her down.

[Chris Wegscheid]

How old are you really?

[Christy Lee]

Too old for you?

[Tatiana Frank]

Young enough for Hollywood.

[Chris Wegscheid]

There you go.

[Tatiana Frank]

Tiny Agents.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Show Announcer]

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[Chris Wegscheid]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We sure appreciate you joining us.

[Tom Griswold]

Us.

[Chris Wegscheid]

There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Pat Godwin's there. Hello, Jeff Oskay. We appreciate you, ah, as we do Ace Cosby. Thank you. I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. So I'm trying to get this straight.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Now.

[Tom Griswold]

You say when you see a butterfly. Yeah. Your grandmother said that's me coming to say hi to you after I die.

[Chris Wegscheid]

No, she said sometimes butterflies are people from your past coming to visit you. Is that people who passed away?

[Tom Griswold]

Now, what about the cardinal thing?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know that that's supposed to be people in your past coming to visit you.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What if a cardinal eats a butterfly?

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say, is that why butterflies run away from me, because they don't want to see me even in afterlife?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Wow, that's cold. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Christy Lee, I do have a.

[Christy Lee]

Cardinal that just sits there. I swear it has to be my mother. He's there every single day sitting on that.

[Josh Arnold]

Just squawk at You?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Telling you how disappointed she is.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And we watch TV out there and it'll sit there during a race. I swear, it has to be her. It's the craziest thing.

[Josh Arnold]

And it seems angry at you.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Do you think you'll kill her again?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

I feed her and take care of her.

[Tom Griswold]

She dive bomb your car?

[Christy Lee]

No, they stay out back. Hey, Beatles fans out there. There. New content from the iconic band coming this fall on screen in music and in print. The famed 1995 anthology music documentary recounting the band's journey from its Liverpool roots.

[Chris Wegscheid]

On another one, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Ninth episode added new feature stuff.

[Pat Godwin]

There's nothing left.

[Christy Lee]

A new fourth album will be released alongside remastered versions of the first three.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, here we have some lost. Lost audio of McCartney farting in the sound booth.

[Pat Godwin]

Here we have a. We have John Lennon's voicemail greeting me and Yoko on Home right now. But if you leave a message at the sound of the tone, we'll get back to you as soon as we can. Get back. We'll get back. We'll get back to you as soon as we can. That's how it's gonna be if we're.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Going for a little walk in New York. I'll call you right back.

[Christy Lee]

Anthology includes 13 previously unreleased demos and other rare recordings.

[Tom Griswold]

How can there be anything?

[Christy Lee]

And there's a 25th anniversary edition of the Anthology book that will be available this fall.

[Chris Wegscheid]

There's also a duo McCartney did with Tupac that they're releasing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I've got this. You love The Beatles Anthologies 1 through 43. Just when you thought there couldn't possibly be any more Beatles outtakes to put on a compilation, Crapital Records has done it again. If The Beatles Anthology 43 left you wanting more, you won't want to miss The Beatles Anthology 44. The Beatles Anthology 44. You'll get an actual recording of the actual garden where George Harrison actually wrote Here Comes the Sun. This must be a garden.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Fascinating, huh? Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Where else could you find that?

[Tom Griswold]

Listen in as Ringo drives to a rehearsal for his All Star band.

[Christy Lee]

His window down, didn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

The Beavers Anthology 44. If you wait in line at the midnight release tonight at Media Buster by Universe, it's a never before heard recording from Paul McCarthy Partney's last physical.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Sounds good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, sounds very, very strong.

[Tom Griswold]

If you buy this, we've got a load of Crapital Records. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Scientists have determined why certain songs unlock specific memories. Researchers in London asked participants questions about personal memories evoked by Music and used statistical approaches to find whether any qualities of the songs were strongly associated with certain qualities of memories. They evoked high energy. Less acoustic songs like dance or rap evoke personal memories featuring amusement and excitement. That makes sense, I guess. Lower energy, more acoustic songs triggered memories characterized by calmness, romance.

[Chris Wegscheid]

And so when you would listen to it, this study really, you know, oftentimes when you listen to hip hop, it reminds you of a time you were at the club. You mean where they played hip hop? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So wait a minute. Seriously. When they play sad music, you get sad and it reminds you.

[Christy Lee]

Those memories tended to be less social, Tom, but more vivid, Unique and important, though, the acoustic ones. Dr. Diana Omegi, a cognitive neuroscientist who's.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Working on Nothing said.

[Christy Lee]

Our Internet depth analysis showed that. It's not just depth. I say in depth.

[Chris Wegscheid]

No, I'm sorry, I'm criticizing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's how it's written. Our in depth analysis showed that it's not just the musical features that influence memory, but also how much a person likes a song and how familiar it is to them.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Well, of course, Duh. I know. That's why. How in depth was it? Hey, you know, I think if somebody heard a song when they were feeling lonely and they played play, they. They didn't play back dad ass up. They played a slow song. So now when they hear that slow song, it's gonna remind them of the time they were lonely. I hate it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, whenever I'm sad. Whenever I'm sad, I play. Oh, wait a minute. Sorry, I had to beep that one.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

No, in the world of rap, we have.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, I have a question. Do you suppose the music of Coldplay play has been ruined for that CEO that got fired?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And his entire family.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that couple still together?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's got to be rough.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. That's two families that were broken up by a song and jobs lost. Yeah. Think about that before you cheat.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

What was it? What was the joke about that?

[Chris Wegscheid]

That was.

[Tom Griswold]

Was the first hit that Coldplate had or something.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I don't know. Remember little. Little Nas X?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I love little Nas X. I'm gonna take.

[Christy Lee]

He's been jailed on suspicion of misdemeanor obstructing a police officer after run in with police in la. Officers responding to reports of a naked guy in the street found him walking on a busy boulevard early Thursday.

[Chris Wegscheid]

It was little Nas X. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He was arrested after charging at the officer.

[Josh Arnold]

He's Just wearing tighty whities.

[Christy Lee]

Suspecting a drug overdose, police took him to the hospital before booking him into jail.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, that's a shame.

[Christy Lee]

He, of course, is best known for that record setting 2018 hit of.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, poor guy. Could he not follow it up? Yeah, okay, probably.

[Tom Griswold]

He's had a couple of other things. But if he. If he's naked rocking the streets, isn't that usually a meth thing?

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's why they said they suspect a drug over.

[Josh Arnold]

It could be ecstasy. Be. It could be.

[Chris Wegscheid]

It could be Lil Nas. Ecstasy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's got his own brand. Cool. This will sell some. Oh, poor guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, it was sad.

[Tom Griswold]

Because that was a huge. That was a huge international hit. That's the one he did with Billy Ray Cyrus, right? Yeah, yeah, Billy Ray did. He was on alt. They had a video and.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah, it was everywhere.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I didn't care for it.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't care for.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Too many cultures appropriating each other.

[Christy Lee]

Olivia, with this sad note. Two years after piles of decaying bodies were found in a rural Colorado building.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

A funeral homeowner is going to be sentenced for 191 counts of corpse abuse today. John Halford, who owned Return to nature Funeral Home, ran a fraudulent scheme with his wife from their business in Colorado Springs.

[Chris Wegscheid]

This is rough.

[Christy Lee]

Instead of cremating the body bodies as families requested, he would dump them in a bug infested building. He gave fam. He gave families dry concrete resembling ashes, and they pocketed the cremation fees.

[Tom Griswold]

They didn't even bury the people.

[Chris Wegscheid]

No, the bugs will take care of it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't there an odor?

[Chris Wegscheid]

You can't even imagine.

[Christy Lee]

It had to have been horrific.

[Tom Griswold]

So what, was this guy going to jail?

[Christy Lee]

Well, he's going to be sentenced today. I'll follow up on Monday.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, no. Nearly 300 bodies.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chris Wegscheid]

In various states of decay.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder how they discovered it.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I mean, there were people that literally had to sort through those remains to figure out how many bodies.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably somebody got their remains wet and it turned into a block of concrete.

[Chris Wegscheid]

They're like, this is weird.

[Tom Griswold]

I know Uncle Clarence was a hard ass, but this is.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Not only is he in trouble for that, but he apparently defrauded the government out of nearly $900,000 in COVID 19 aid for small business.

[Chris Wegscheid]

Well, I get that, but who did?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. What a dirt bag.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Jeez.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. And you're right.

[Christy Lee]

Have a great weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine going in there and having to clean that up?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Oh, dude, that's a. That's a forensic night nightmare.

[Tom Griswold]

Do people ever attend cremations, by the way?

[Chris Wegscheid]

You know, I don't know. We did. My father was cremated. We did not.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think you're allowed.

[Chris Wegscheid]

I don't remember it even being offered.

[Pat Godwin]

You're allowed to go on the drive down to the place, but you can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Go in because isn't there a state where it's legal to do the funeral pyre?

[Chris Wegscheid]

Yes. Maine. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You can do it outdoors.

[Josh Arnold]

And our football field in high school was right next to a funeral home that did cremations. And whenever you saw the black smoke coming out, you'd like, try to hold, hold your breath a little.

[Chris Wegscheid]

So you wouldn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He says, well, they don't have a new pope yet. And Uncle Clarence is toast again. Okay. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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